Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna lose my best friend yesterday.
Speaker 1: Laura me my dog Delilah.
Speaker 2: It actually makes me so happy every time I hear that,
Speaker 2: so it's like my favorite song.
Speaker 1: I think I might put it as my ringte.
Speaker 3: She really, I mean, for a dog that is such
Speaker 3: a liability. We love her so much. She's like a
Speaker 3: toxic relationship for you, Britt, I want you to realize
Speaker 3: that you're like I love her, She's my best friend.
Speaker 3: Was spending my time with her. She gets you in
Speaker 3: so much trouble. It is very toxic.
Speaker 1: But yesterday, literally I was in panic mode. So I
Speaker 1: like a little.
Speaker 4: Treat, a little sweet treat, right, So I got this
Speaker 4: little chocolate barth thing that is like a very organic
Speaker 4: and natural ingredients and cocoo and whatever else it is.
Speaker 2: And the reason I'm saying that is not just a
Speaker 2: humble brag, but it's important to the story.
Speaker 1: So I was settling.
Speaker 2: Into the couch last night to eat it, and I
Speaker 2: put the chocolate bars, still in its wrapper, on the
Speaker 2: lounge next to me. Then I had to get up
Speaker 2: and get something from my room. For two seconds, get up,
Speaker 2: go to my room, come back, and Lilah has gotten
Speaker 2: the chocolate bar off opened it, put the wrapper on
Speaker 2: the ground irrelevant to the story.
Speaker 1: And eaten the whole.
Speaker 3: I didn't sit there with the little paws and like,
Speaker 3: she didn't do it perfectly, and then.
Speaker 2: She did, so I went into panic mode. So I
Speaker 2: don't I've always known and I never knew if it
Speaker 2: was really like that myth that chocolate can kill dogs.
Speaker 2: You know how it's like there are things you don't
Speaker 2: feature dog ing in chocolate. I'm pretty sure grapes is
Speaker 2: one of them. Yeah, like like sultanas and raisins. Yeah,
Speaker 2: cha dogs, You're right? Yes, And I had put it
Speaker 2: up a bit of a cutesy laugh on Instagram luffy
Speaker 2: laughy laugh.
Speaker 1: Don'll eitherate this chocolate's so cute anyway.
Speaker 2: Wow, shouldn't have done that inundated with people being like
Speaker 2: your dog's gonna die?
Speaker 1: So I was like, oh my god, what am I
Speaker 1: gonna do? And it's also after hours.
Speaker 2: So yes, I could have called emergency vet care, but
Speaker 2: I decided to go for the free option and I
Speaker 2: messaged my friend Chris Brown, like bond I vet.
Speaker 1: You know doctor Chris Brown. He's every Australia loves him.
Speaker 1: He's very famous. Vet.
Speaker 2: We've been friends for many, many years now, and we're
Speaker 2: not the kind of friends that go and like hang
Speaker 2: out all the time.
Speaker 3: But we text each other.
Speaker 2: But when I say we text each other, I've realized
Speaker 2: it's quite a one sided texting chain. So I messaged
Speaker 2: him and I just said, ah, hey Chris, sorry, it's
Speaker 2: been a hot second quick question, and sorry to message
Speaker 2: you so late at night. Delilah has just eaten this
Speaker 2: little chocolate bar behind my back. I sent him in
Speaker 2: a picture zoomed in on the ingredients, and I was like,
Speaker 2: does she need emergency care? Will she improve on her own?
Speaker 1: I was like, is this so rude? Anyway?
Speaker 2: Bless his soul, he wrote straight back. Immediately he looked
Speaker 2: up all the ingredients.
Speaker 1: He asked me about.
Speaker 2: Her body weight and like how much chocolate she consumed,
Speaker 2: and long story short, she was absolutely fine. But the
Speaker 2: thing that got me sort of chuckling is that when
Speaker 2: I look at our text and when I say we're friends,
Speaker 2: we're obviously not friends. Every text in the last three
Speaker 2: years I have messaged out of the blue, hey Chris,
Speaker 2: sorry to bother you, And that's a Delilah question. You
Speaker 2: just think you've got a free vet on hand, Chris
Speaker 2: has become your own free personal.
Speaker 3: Vet to listen to.
Speaker 2: Christmas Eve, twenty twenty two, Hi Chris, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 3: Sorry to bother you.
Speaker 2: On Christmas Eve, Delilah has been excessively panting.
Speaker 3: Non start to else. Just take it to the vet.
Speaker 2: Wait, she's dribbling a lot too. What could be wrong
Speaker 2: with her? I've googled it and it says it could
Speaker 2: be toxic. What's your initial thought? Bless his soul? He
Speaker 2: called me on Christmas Eve, ran me through the whole
Speaker 2: Delilah chat. Okay, moving forward, we're in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2: Hey Chris, So if Delilah has an oyster cut on
Speaker 2: her paw, can I use human beddedine? Here's the cut,
Speaker 2: and I'm sending in pictures of Taalilah's paul with an
Speaker 2: oyster cut. Next one, Hi Chris, it appears Delilah has
Speaker 2: eaten half a block of eighty percent chocolate. This goes
Speaker 2: on and on.
Speaker 3: Okay, the only thing that you're reinforcing to me in
Speaker 3: this one is that Chris is not your personal vet.
Speaker 3: And two, Delilah is a liability. And also, so you
Speaker 3: you're just as bad.
Speaker 1: I'm not yes, you are.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 2: This is just a shout out to doctor Chris Brown.
Speaker 2: He did write to me and say, any time you want,
Speaker 2: I will give you advice on Dalilah. Like that is
Speaker 2: absolutely so fine. Don't ever feel like you can't ask me.
Speaker 2: And I'm saying that more so people don't judge me.
Speaker 3: If Chris is meant to be one of your good friends,
Speaker 3: you should probably call him and apologize.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna bother the guy anymore.
Speaker 3: Like, Hi, I'm so sorry that I haven't spoken you
Speaker 3: in two years except to ask for free vet of us.
Speaker 2: Sorry about the exhaustion panting or used to cauch chocolate consumption.
Speaker 3: Does he even go by being a vet still? I
Speaker 3: thought he was dancing with the stars now, he.
Speaker 1: Said, But you don't just want your a doctor. You're
Speaker 1: a doctor. You can also be a dancer doctor dancing right.
Speaker 3: Look, coming up, give us a call. We're going to
Speaker 3: be talking about childhood nostalgia. You know things like when
Speaker 3: you're a kid you would say jinks or you know,
Speaker 3: a pinch and a punch of the first day of
Speaker 3: the month. What are those big childhood nostalgia moments that
Speaker 3: you might have forgotten about? Or haven't thought about in
Speaker 3: a while. We want to hear about them next