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Speaker 1: This is Will and Woody getting you guys home on

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Speaker 1: a Thursday.

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Speaker 2: I hope you're having a wonderful afternoon. Woods. Today's big day,

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Speaker 2: a very very big day for us.

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Speaker 1: All week we've been putting the theory of six degrees of

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Speaker 1: separation to the test, the question being can we get

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Speaker 1: David Hasselhoff on this show in six phone calls?

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Speaker 3: Yesterday we made our fourth phone call Will to Mark Holden.

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Speaker 3: I know that sounds ridiculous, but apparently Mark Holden is

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Speaker 3: great mates with David Hasselhoff, produced all his music and

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Speaker 3: here's where it's at. Mark Holden said he's got David

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Speaker 3: Hasselhoff's number, but he didn't want to give it over.

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Speaker 4: We allowed him to sleep on it.

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Speaker 3: He said he is going to call us at some

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Speaker 3: time after five today to let us know if he's

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Speaker 3: going to give us David Hasselhoff's number.

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Speaker 4: Yep, this is huge.

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Speaker 2: I know it's going to it's it's really ten times

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Speaker 2: in the studio.

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Speaker 1: We've planned the show as normal, so we'll probably end

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Speaker 1: up doing whatever the little thing we're going to be

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Speaker 1: doing after five o'clock, but it will be pens down

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Speaker 1: in action stations as soon as the hotline rings here

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Speaker 1: because it could be holding with the hof Mactually.

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Speaker 2: He's staying tuned tragically.

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Speaker 1: Another edition of Australia Verse will will be taking place

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Speaker 1: later this hour. If you'd like to contribute to stick around.

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Speaker 1: It's a reasonably fun game.

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Speaker 4: Come on, Australia. I need you, We need you.

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Speaker 2: You get two and thirds about this. Now. I want

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Speaker 2: to talk about The Bachelor last night, Mattie all right now.

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Speaker 2: The really frustrating.

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Speaker 1: Thing about this episode of The Bachelor, yeah, is whether

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Speaker 1: we can't talk about the fact that Monique called Maddie Agnew.

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Speaker 2: A dog current.

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Speaker 4: Oh it's just my wow.

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Speaker 2: And I nearly got you there, didn't I.

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Speaker 1: God, And you're almost I think I think I'm bos

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Speaker 1: just dropped dead. Now I'm using the word current there. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's a little bit like like a raisin a current.

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Speaker 4: You know, we know what a current is.

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Speaker 1: I'm using the word current there because I can't actually

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Speaker 1: say what she said. And that's the really frustrating thing

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Speaker 1: about the episode. There's this hearsay she called him a

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Speaker 1: dog current. And the problem is that whenever I'm writing

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Speaker 1: an email about it, you know, our team's discussing this.

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Speaker 1: I was reading James Weir's Bachelor recap on news dot

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Speaker 1: com dot or you about this before he went for

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Speaker 1: the word cantalope. Oh, very good as a substitute word there,

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Speaker 1: because it's an insult which I don't think should have

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Speaker 1: happened on television Woods And I.

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Speaker 3: Know it's a family friendly show, The Bachelor, and you know,

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Speaker 3: when I watched it, I don't expect to see words

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Speaker 3: like that thrown.

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Speaker 4: Around, like current, like like dog current will. The thing is,

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Speaker 4: Monique needs to.

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Speaker 3: Know that there are a lot of great g rated

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Speaker 3: insults out there. I know, and then it's funny, right,

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Speaker 3: They're funny. She's going to be more creative with it.

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Speaker 3: And I'm just so disappointed that Monique didn't go with

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Speaker 3: one of the crackers.

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Speaker 2: Well like it would have.

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Speaker 1: It actually would have been more humorous and we've got

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Speaker 1: as much press if she had caught him a dog cantalop.

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Speaker 3: It was like when Lorena was called dirty street pine.

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Speaker 3: Just a beautiful, clean insult.

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Speaker 4: We don't have to dance around.

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Speaker 2: There's no swear words to get around.

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Speaker 4: I like to call you on the occasion, pumpkinhead.

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Speaker 3: You do you ever got one of the biggest heads

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Speaker 3: in Australian entertainment and I love calling you pumpkin. You do,

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Speaker 3: and that's better than any rude swear word will And

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Speaker 3: I'd love to hear from people thirteen one oh six

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Speaker 3: fives out number, whether you say this g rated insult

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Speaker 3: yourself or whether you've been on the receiving end of

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Speaker 3: a g rated insult.

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Speaker 4: I want to hear about him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, insult us.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, come on, come on the air.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and give us your best family friendly g rated insult.

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Speaker 1: Thirty one o six fives of phone number. We'd love

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Speaker 1: to hear from you, guys, whether you were on the

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Speaker 1: receiving end of it.

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Speaker 3: Surely parents have got some crackers out there. When you

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Speaker 3: you've got kids around, you've got to. Surely you're looking

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Speaker 3: at your.

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Speaker 4: Husband and giving him a cracker g rated insult every

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Speaker 4: now and then.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, my mum mum used to call my dad a

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Speaker 4: fluffy for catcher.

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Speaker 2: That's great stuff. Talking all things the Bachelor.

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Speaker 1: From last night, super hot episode, super hot episode, probably

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Speaker 1: the Juice Years episode. Abby drank some foot juice and

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Speaker 1: then there was all the hearsay. Yeah, I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to give you any context for that either, it sounds awful,

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Speaker 1: and then all the hearsay and the drama surrounding whether

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Speaker 1: or not Monique called Maddie Agnew the Bachelor.

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Speaker 2: A dog current.

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Speaker 1: Now I've used the word current there as a substitute

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Speaker 1: for what was actually said, because we can't actually say

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Speaker 1: what was said. Woods, and you were not just discussing

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Speaker 1: the fact that these sorts of grotose, grotesque insults, yeah, such.

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Speaker 2: As using the word current. Yes, yeah, they're not that like,

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Speaker 2: they're cheap.

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Speaker 3: It's not creative and shame on you, Monique. There are

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Speaker 3: so many great g rated insults out there that you

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Speaker 3: you know, on air.

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Speaker 4: What you actually called Mattie.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know if you called them a turnip top, oh.

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Speaker 4: Turn up top man.

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Speaker 2: It's easy, it's it's it's easy for us to digest.

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Speaker 1: The kids get hear it in the cars, and we're

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Speaker 1: not breaking the asteris key on our keyboard every time

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Speaker 1: we try and send it to someone in an email.

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Speaker 3: So we're asking for your g rated insults, whether you've

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Speaker 3: dished it out or whether you've been on the receiving

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Speaker 3: end on it. We've got Jade here on thirteen one

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Speaker 3: oh sixty five, Jade, what's your g rated insult?

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Speaker 5: I think Maddie should have sorry, I think she should

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Speaker 5: have called Maddie an oxygen thief.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, classic, that one hurts, Jade. I've heard, I

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Speaker 1: have heard the old oxygen thief quite a bit though.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that stings.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, my mum used to go for oxygen thief sometimes.

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Speaker 4: You as a child, I was a big.

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Speaker 3: Chatter at family dinner will and I had nothing good

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Speaker 3: what's a decision?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what's a what's a g added insult that you

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Speaker 3: go for?

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Speaker 6: You're such a proof face.

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Speaker 7: On my brother. You got to get really into it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I like it.

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Speaker 3: It's simple. I mean, you know, it's kindergarten stuff. But

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Speaker 3: I think the simplicity of it is the key.

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Speaker 8: There.

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Speaker 1: Tash is called on Thurday one o six five, Tash,

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Speaker 1: you gotta gotta g rated insult for us?

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I usually say, Matt, you're such a fluffy duck, and.

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Speaker 3: Oh fluffy duck, you fluffy duck, you fluffy duck.

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Speaker 1: Yeah again, and if you say it with a little

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Speaker 1: bit of conviction, there Oh you're fluffy duck.

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Speaker 4: No, you're little ship. So there's another one you could

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Speaker 4: go for.

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Speaker 2: You're just yelling random words into.

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Speaker 3: The Then, Mikey, you've got a suggestion for what Monique

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Speaker 3: should have called the Bachelor Maddie agnew.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, boys, I reckon she should have hit old Maddie

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Speaker 8: with you know, pretty enough to be this dumb mate?

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Speaker 4: You're not pretty enough to be this dumb mate? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I'm not sure how to work on that. Because he's

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Speaker 4: an astrophysicist, it's not bad. Yeah, yeah, he's an astrophysicist though,

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Speaker 4: so he's gonna do he's so crap.

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Speaker 2: We can't sit here and pretend, like Mike he had

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Speaker 2: a belter there.

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Speaker 3: I'm not try. It just wouldn't work. You can't say

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Speaker 3: to an astrophysicist.

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Speaker 2: You just wouldn't say it. You get laughed off the set.

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Speaker 4: I got a question for you, Will. At airports, why

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Speaker 4: do they sell luggage.

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Speaker 1: Because I think when you've got your luggage in your hand,

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Speaker 1: that's the one time when you look at your luggage

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Speaker 1: and you go, I might need some new luggage.

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Speaker 4: But you can't buy the new luggage at the airport.

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Speaker 4: Will you've already got luggage.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're leaving the airport and you buy some luggage.

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Speaker 4: Oh, that's a really good point.

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Speaker 1: It's meant to be like some foundationally big realization that

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Speaker 4: When I was wondering, who's rocking up at the airport, going,

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Speaker 4: what have I forgotten my bout ah, my bag, forgotten

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Speaker 3: Airport with all their clothes in their hands, and goes

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Speaker 3: I think, I reckon, we've gotten to I've forgotten my lug.

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Speaker 1: And so I was saying, like the genius, the genius,

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Speaker 1: and SAMSONI was like, I've got it.

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Speaker 3: Our market is the people who come to the airport

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Speaker 4: Thank god, Samson, it's here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I think I'm making a bit more sense there.

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Speaker 2: Right up next, we're gonna be talking.

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Speaker 9: We're gonna be talking all about those big novelty cards

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Speaker 9: that you get at work. We've all experienced and we

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Speaker 9: all know how horrific they can be. Got one of

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Speaker 9: the biggest clangers I've ever seen on a birthday card

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Speaker 9: in my life that I'm going to tell you about

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Speaker 9: right up next? What story today?

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Speaker 1: About a woman who received a condolence's card from her

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Speaker 1: work colleagues because her mum had just died.

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Speaker 2: So she goes home.

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Speaker 1: She owns a card, reads all the lovely messages, lovely

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Speaker 1: thing to do it from the people in the office.

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Speaker 1: She got her flowers there she's waiting to all the messages.

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Speaker 2: Gets you know, one of.

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Speaker 1: The last messages on the bottom right hand corner of

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Speaker 1: the card, and there's a cheeky happy birthday, Liz, hope

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Speaker 1: you have one.

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Speaker 2: I hope you have a wonderful day you've got.

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Speaker 4: You've got to feel who wrote that one? Did they?

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Speaker 4: Did she sign off on the happy birthday?

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Speaker 1: I think they might have even blurred her name out

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Speaker 1: because it's no note love from Zoe there?

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Speaker 3: You go, Well, you feel you've got to feel for

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Speaker 3: Zoe there because and I don't mean to sound rude here,

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Speaker 3: but when those big novelty cards go around in the office,

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Speaker 3: sometimes you whip into wardo pilot.

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Speaker 1: Well, I know for a fact that you wait for

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Speaker 1: me to sign the card so that you can copy

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Speaker 1: my message.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know you knew that because I.

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Speaker 4: Delightly go on the other page as well.

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Speaker 3: So I'm I'm hoping they've forgotten Will's message by the

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Speaker 3: time they get to me, because I've literally said the

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Speaker 3: same thing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, right, So I do go into wadopilot.

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Speaker 1: Because I think you're trying to figure out who the

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Speaker 2: Don't ever repeat that.

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Speaker 1: You're right, it's not identical to writing happy birthdown a

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Speaker 1: you're in Trouble Australia happening in about fifteen minutes here

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Speaker 2: If you've said just the wrong thing at the wrong time.

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Speaker 1: We've got Jasmine here who's given us a call and

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Speaker 2: What happened.

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Speaker 3: Nicole here on thirteen one oh sixty five. Nicole, what

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Speaker 5: Unfortunately, so I work in a hospital and I was

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Speaker 5: I went in and said, oh, that afternoon, soir, which

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Speaker 8: What did he do?

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Speaker 5: He was such a good spot.

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Speaker 8: He just laughed at me and said, well, if you

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Speaker 3: Out of this one.

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Speaker 4: Woods, it's time for another edition of Australia versus Will.

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Speaker 4: Australia is currently in the lead to one Will.

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Speaker 3: You're in a You're in a rich vein of form

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Speaker 3: We've changed the game this week, guys. Thirty one oh

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Speaker 4: The game this week is a really easy one.

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Speaker 3: It's just what movie is this from? I'm basically going

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Speaker 3: in turn, it's not in turn, it's names as buzzers.

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Speaker 3: Your first The first person take you on represent Australia

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Speaker 3: is Christa.

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Speaker 2: Hi, Christa, Hey, guys, how he's going great? Christa pretty good?

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Speaker 4: Christa?

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Speaker 3: Thanks for representing Australia to movie knowledge like Christa, Ah, I.

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Speaker 8: Think it's better than yours. I think you're going down.

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Speaker 3: Yes, get into the size of his head, Christa, great areas?

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Speaker 3: So christ this is this is really simple. I'm just

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Speaker 3: your name is your buzzer. First in first dressed? Sorry,

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Speaker 3: first in best dressed?

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Speaker 4: You ready to go?

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Speaker 2: But glad you're not representing Australia.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, of course not. Are you ready to go?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I'm ready to go?

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Speaker 4: Okay, play grab one.

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Speaker 10: Would you consider spending the week with me?

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Speaker 8: I will pay you to be at my.

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Speaker 3: Back and car.

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Speaker 4: Chris. Yes, you've got it. What's the answer, pretty woman?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Right start Australia. Well done, Christy, you've represented Australia one.

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Speaker 4: Let's move on to L. Australia is one.

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Speaker 2: One of my favorite meals as well.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought you'd get that. Will. I'm very gosh L.

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Speaker 4: You're ready to go.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm ready to go, and I think Will's going down.

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Speaker 2: Yeah whatever, L.

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Speaker 4: Beautiful L. Beautiful work okay, L. You know you know

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Speaker 1: My sledging is not my strong I will keep trying. No,

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Speaker 1: I'll get a good sledge one day. We're going to

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Speaker 1: play grab number two.

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Speaker 10: Go tell me.

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Speaker 4: If you were in my position, what would you do?

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Speaker 2: Will?

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Speaker 3: Okay, Will's gone first. Actually that that's Will's victory song.

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Speaker 2: Worst possible victory song.

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Speaker 4: Well it's your song, mate, and talk.

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Speaker 2: I'm choosing my song next week. I know I'm choosing

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Speaker 4: This isn't fair.

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Speaker 2: It's versus Australia, like I'm versing the whole country.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I I'm fronting up every week and doing this.

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Speaker 2: I should at least get to choose my own song.

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Speaker 4: What's wrong with shnad O'Connor.

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Speaker 2: It's not a victory song.

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Speaker 4: Okay, fair enough? Have we got actually here? Ashley?

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Speaker 1: Hey, you gown good?

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Speaker 8: How are you going?

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Speaker 4: Nervous? It's one all?

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Speaker 3: This is this is it? This is this is the moment,

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Speaker 3: this is the this is the sudden death.

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Speaker 2: All comes down to you, Ashtray.

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Speaker 7: Oh, by the way, no offense will, But you work

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Speaker 2: Who I like it. I don't mind it actually putting

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Speaker 1: Have you set yourself a hard but you might have

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Speaker 1: set yourself a high bar here ask lots of pressure

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Speaker 2: Now, yea a lot of pressure.

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Speaker 3: No no, no no, don't don't listen to him as he's

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Speaker 3: just trying to get inside your head. Australia's with you, okay,

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Speaker 3: you know how this works? Actually scream your name as

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Speaker 2: Well, oh my god? Is it is it?

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Speaker 5: Is it?

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Speaker 4: Trek Will's guest Shrek? That's not right, He's incorrect, Ashley, Ashley,

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Speaker 4: you've done.

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Speaker 3: It for Australia. Outstanding work, everybody. I love you Australia.

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Speaker 3: Oh bloody love you. I love you, Ashley Coppet, mcmahn

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Speaker 3: cop it, Yeah, I have a laugh at him, have

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Speaker 3: a love. We've got to go to a song Australia

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Speaker 3: order is restored. We're going to a cracking track. And

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Speaker 3: then we're waiting for Mark Holden, Australian Idols Mark Holden

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Speaker 2: That's where they want to get in your home. Here's

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Speaker 1: All you've got to do right now is stay with

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Speaker 1: We have a deal with the most outrageous of people

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Speaker 1: you could possibly imagine. We have a deal with Mark Holden.

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Speaker 2: Mark Holden like Australian Idols.

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Speaker 7: Mark.

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Speaker 1: He's been retiring now, that guy, he's been retired from

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Speaker 3: Number, when we didn't really believe Kyle, I can't believe

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Speaker 3: in what world Mark Holden is really good mates with

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Speaker 4: But it's true.

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Speaker 2: Well, we spoke to Holden yesterday.

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Speaker 1: He said, guys, I've definitely got it, but I need

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Speaker 1: twenty four hours now. David Hasselhoff is the sixth person.

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Speaker 1: He's the last person that we're trying to get to

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Speaker 2: Holden's going to call, he said, after five o'clock.

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Speaker 1: All we can ask you, guys, is you stay on,

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Speaker 1: And please know that if Holden calls at any stage,

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Speaker 1: everything will be called off.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely, because we could.

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Speaker 2: Be onto the half.

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Speaker 1: All week we've been putting the theory of six degrees

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Speaker 2: The big question being can we get on.

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Speaker 1: To David Hasselhoff in six phone calls, trying to.

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Speaker 8: Get in with you six agrees of separation to six

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you and I are currently resting in the nightmare.

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Speaker 3: Well the nightmare, and just disbelief that the fifth phone

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Speaker 3: Kyle Sandalans told us that Mark Holden was good mates

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Speaker 3: When Hasselhoff comes to Australia, he stays with Mark Holden.

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Speaker 3: We spoke to Holden yesterday. He wasn't sure if he

447
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Speaker 3: wanted to give us David Hasselhoff's number.

448
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Speaker 1: Yees, so it's precariously placed right now, guys. Holden, like Kyle,

449
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Speaker 1: wasn't lying. He was like, boys, this is the guy.

450
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Speaker 1: Holden's confirmed it for us today. He said, I will

451
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Speaker 1: call after five o'clock. It's ticked over five. And now

452
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Speaker 1: you guys in your cars out there are in exactly

453
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Speaker 1: the same situation wherein where we're all feeling like we're

454
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Speaker 1: just in a scene from the Matrix, standing around a

455
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Speaker 1: telephone waiting for the magic phone call.

456
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Speaker 2: We're going to play a song.

457
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:08,359
Speaker 1: Now the rest of the show will roll out, and

458
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Speaker 1: if Holden calls at any time we're.

459
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Speaker 4: On we take the call. We take the call.

460
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Speaker 1: If not, this whole thing falls down. Our experiment of

461
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Speaker 1: six Degrees of Separation. Woods rests entirely on a phone call,

462
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Speaker 1: and a phone call that we're expecting sometime.

463
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Speaker 4: This hour could come any second name.

464
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Speaker 1: It could come at any time from Australian idols. Mark Holden.

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Speaker 1: He's he was link number five in our six Degrees

466
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Speaker 1: of Separation. He is the only person that can give

467
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Speaker 1: us the number to David haslaf He's it and he's

468
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Speaker 1: promised he's going to call us after five o'clock today,

469
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Speaker 1: And so.

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Speaker 2: We're sitting here.

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Speaker 1: Waiting, and I just now I think about it a

472
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Speaker 1: little bit more like the absolute arrogance on Holden to

473
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Speaker 1: hold up our entire show just based on when he

474
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Speaker 1: thinks it's going to be a good time to call

475
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Speaker 1: to give.

476
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Speaker 2: Us the number.

477
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Speaker 4: Although if I was holding i'd probably do the same thing.

478
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Speaker 4: I'm going to know. It's a power he holds so much.

479
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Speaker 2: He's retired, he's retired. This is the most amount of

480
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Speaker 2: funds he's had since he pulled the touchdown. So look,

481
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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, while we're.

482
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Speaker 1: Waiting for Holden, if you're just joining the show and

483
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Speaker 1: you want to know what the hell is going on,

484
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Speaker 1: why the hell are we waiting on a phone.

485
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Speaker 2: Call from Mark Holden. Then here's a little bit of

486
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Speaker 2: a package to catch you up on how it's all eventuated, trying.

487
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Speaker 10: To get into six agrees of separation.

488
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Speaker 3: Six agrees of separation.

489
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Speaker 10: It all started last week.

490
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Speaker 4: Who do you want us to try and get to?

491
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Speaker 6: Okay, he's huge, He's on all the billboard at the moment.

492
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Speaker 5: It is the one, the only.

493
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Speaker 10: On Monday, we needed help with our first link to

494
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Speaker 10: the whole.

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Speaker 2: I do go.

496
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Speaker 10: Numbers, so we called link to Tanya Zayada.

497
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Speaker 4: Do you have his number?

498
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Speaker 5: I don't think I can help you out?

499
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Speaker 10: Sorry, How can I give you cost his numbers? Since

500
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Speaker 10: that helps you out?

501
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Speaker 4: We would love Coste's number.

502
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Speaker 3: We'll prank him a number of times tonight.

503
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Speaker 10: I would link three. Actually be useful.

504
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Speaker 8: The person who will have it?

505
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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, Nelson, he's got make Julie Andrews.

506
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Speaker 4: Wow.

507
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Speaker 10: Just as we were about to call our fourth link,

508
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Speaker 10: we were interrupted.

509
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Speaker 4: Hey guys, we've got Kyle Sandlin's on the phone.

510
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Speaker 5: That Nelson wouldn't have anyone's phone number. I want to

511
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Speaker 5: bring someone.

512
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Speaker 7: Mark Holden is his best.

513
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Speaker 10: Mate, bes mate.

514
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Speaker 2: Best mate, Ernie and bird, So we bit.

515
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Speaker 10: The bullet and took his advice with link five, don't

516
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Speaker 10: speak to David.

517
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Speaker 1: What about the same time tomorrow you call us the

518
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Speaker 1: final impult?

519
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Speaker 4: We're there. It's the same time tomorrow.

520
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Speaker 3: This is the time that we spoke to Mark Holden

521
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Speaker 3: yesterday we await the phone call Will.

522
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Speaker 2: Yeah, well going to purgatory Australia.

523
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Speaker 1: And I mean the sad thing for all you guys

524
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Speaker 1: is we haven't got anything else planned. I mean, this

525
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,639
Speaker 1: is the time where we put all our eggs in

526
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 1: one basket and we were like, you know what, Holden's

527
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,800
Speaker 1: going to call one hundred percent, Holden's gonna call or

528
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 1: he wouldn't stand us up. It's now been twelve minutes

529
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Speaker 1: of twiddling our thumbs and he's holding up our whole show.

530
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Speaker 3: So if you know where Holden limbs, go and knock

531
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Speaker 3: on his door. Oh god, if you see Holden on

532
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Speaker 3: the street, go and go and say Will and Woody.

533
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Speaker 4: You said you'd call Will and Woody at this time.

534
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:36,560
Speaker 1: And they're sitting on the airwaves right now twiddling their thumbs.

535
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:39,439
Speaker 3: Never has a radio show just literally spoken about waiting

536
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:40,600
Speaker 3: for a phone call before.

537
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Speaker 1: Have you got anything like I mean, I know, having

538
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:44,439
Speaker 1: a bit of a joke here, But have you had

539
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,400
Speaker 1: any any other gear that you wouldn't mind?

540
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Speaker 4: Our friend of mine told a pretty funny story on

541
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Speaker 4: the weekend. I can tell you that.

542
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Speaker 3: Well right now, Well, I I've made to go to

543
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Speaker 3: a song first, I'd sort of formulated.

544
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Speaker 4: And what's it about?

545
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Speaker 3: Oh, okay, that's about a job she was going for.

546
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Speaker 3: That's a good story, though it's.

547
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Speaker 2: Pray hold story Holds Australia.

548
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Speaker 9: Oh, we're gonna got another song in pergantry here waiting

549
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 9: for Mark holding to round out our six degrees of separation.

550
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 2: And if not, Woods tells.

551
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:21,920
Speaker 4: His stout a friend who was going for a job.

552
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Speaker 2: We're trying to do six degrees of separation.

553
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Speaker 1: Link five in our six degrees of separation is Mark Holden.

554
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Speaker 2: If you're just coming on board.

555
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 1: He promised us that he would call us today after

556
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Speaker 1: five o'clock in order to give us David Hasselhof's number.

557
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 1: The final link in the chain, Woods the sixth person

558
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Speaker 1: at the end of six degrees of separation.

559
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Speaker 2: And the great news is and I never thought i'd

560
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:48,880
Speaker 2: do this. Hold, it's call touchdown. I've got him on.

561
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:52,040
Speaker 3: The floor about Yes, he has called through, So again

562
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Speaker 3: I don't know if he's going to be giving us

563
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 3: the number or not, but it's only one way to

564
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Speaker 3: find out.

565
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Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, Mark, is that you?

566
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Speaker 7: That's the lads.

567
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 4: It's the boys, it is it's the boys. You've had

568
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:08,160
Speaker 4: twenty four hours to think about us over to you. Look,

569
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 4: we totally understand either way.

570
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 7: Look I called David and look he's he's he's not

571
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 7: that keen unless you're unless you're offering him goods and services.

572
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, well we'll offer him any good and or

573
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:23,159
Speaker 3: service that he desires.

574
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Speaker 4: Really absolutely, this is a big deal for us. This

575
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 4: is what do you want?

576
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 2: What do you want?

577
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 7: Goods and services?

578
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 4: Well, gives me services you have?

579
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,399
Speaker 1: Well, yesterday we were talking about the fact that you're

580
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,399
Speaker 1: an old man and you're eating a lot of cake

581
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Speaker 1: at the moment.

582
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Speaker 2: So how did you feel.

583
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Speaker 1: About I don't know, something like what about if we

584
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:49,879
Speaker 1: baked you like a hundred cupcakes.

585
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Speaker 7: Well that's a good start. That's a very good opening offer,

586
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 7: quite frankly, very good. Hoping in fact, i'd have to

587
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Speaker 7: accept that.

588
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 2: God, oh no, I'm actually happy to do that.

589
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,919
Speaker 7: I'll text you the phone number, yes, and what seven

590
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:12,159
Speaker 7: seven days? Just initial each one so that I know

591
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Speaker 7: that you've personally done it.

592
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, mate, I will personally initial each

593
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 1: and every single one as long as I can come

594
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,400
Speaker 1: over to your place and we can do a touchdown

595
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:22,359
Speaker 1: together afterwards.

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Speaker 7: That sounds good to me. That sounds like a well

597
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 7: spent day of retirement.

598
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:32,640
Speaker 2: Okay, man, that was amazing thing. Now you're texting the number.

599
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,160
Speaker 2: You are actually texting it's the number.

600
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 7: I am actually texting you the number right now.

601
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:44,040
Speaker 3: Amazing legend, Mark Holden, Mic, that is amazing year.

602
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 2: Wow. Okay, thanks, so have a great arm today.

603
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 7: Remember seven seven days? Okay, thank you.

604
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Speaker 2: I'll get him, tell you see you mate. Oh my god.

605
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 3: Wow.

606
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 4: Never in a million years it'd be Mark Holden to

607
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 4: be the one.

608
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 1: I think of a million years it would come down

609
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 1: to doing a deal for a hundred cupcakes.

610
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 4: What cupcakes? Are you going to go for? A big fella,

611
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 4: no idea.

612
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 1: But he's clearly over the hill when he's accepting cake

613
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 1: as a payment for his mate's number.

614
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 2: Well, bloody worth, absolute scenes. I cannot believe that.

615
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 4: Bloody worth it.

616
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 3: It's been a serious epic journey since the start of

617
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Speaker 3: the week and now we are sitting on David Hasselhoff's number,

618
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 3: So tomorrow on the show Tomorrow tomorrow live on the

619
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Speaker 3: show We Die the number, we call David Hasselhoff, and you,

620
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 3: my friend, need to start baking cupcakes because you are

621
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 3: holden one hundred cupcakes and you've got an initial every

622
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Speaker 3: single one.

623
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Speaker 2: Amazing. Isn't that amazing? You know what I g I

624
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,960
Speaker 2: very embarrassingly did a touchdown on radio before. That is

625
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 2: a shocking thing for me to have to do it.

626
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 2: I'm sorry for everyone heard it.

627
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think given that we've got the whole summer,

628
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 1: you need to do a.

629
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 2: Quick touchdown, quick touchdown.

630
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 1: I hope everyone enjoyed remembering their high school crush as

631
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 1: you heard that song?

632
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 4: Who was your high school crush?

633
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 2: Will Torri Etherington.

634
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 4: Tory, if you're listening called the show thirty who knows

635
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 4: how you're working for kindle something? Who knows?

636
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 7: Hey?

637
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:35,040
Speaker 4: Will question for you? Um, I can't you went full

638
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 4: I can't believe.

639
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 2: I went full name either. I said it and I

640
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 2: was like Geezusrri Eatherington. The song took me there.

641
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, hey, question for you, mate, Sorry to.

642
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 1: Have you.

643
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 4: Have you ever lied during the job interviews? Cheeky lie

644
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 4: Will the job yard to want the serious answer. Of course,

645
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 4: I don't know that.

646
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 1: You know that before I got into doing silly things

647
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 1: with you, I was quite a serious person.

648
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 4: Both of us were very much on the path of

649
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 4: a serious job.

650
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 2: You were stacking boxes at the back of your dad's business.

651
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 3: I was storage logistics experts at my dad's business.

652
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 1: Dare you so I was applying for jobs at law

653
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 1: firms at this stage, And well, you asked me. But

654
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 1: the thing is, it was a cardinal sin to lie

655
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 1: on your CV. That's the last thing that you were doing.

656
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 1: You would like comb it to make sure that that

657
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 1: there wasn't a anything that was What.

658
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 3: About job interview though, So when you're sitting down for

659
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 3: the interview, did you ever do a cheeky lie there,

660
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 3: like about your life or a skill.

661
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 2: You had, because genuinely like that they were pretty.

662
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,480
Speaker 3: Good, as in, you had enough skills so you didn't

663
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 3: need to lie. Jesus Christ a perfect man. Why lie

664
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 3: when you're perfect? Why lie when you're perfect?

665
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 2: That's doesn't lie. It doesn't need to.

666
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 3: Well, a friend of mine lied in a job interview

667
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 3: she had recently, and I'll tell you about that in

668
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 3: a second.

669
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Speaker 4: But thirteen one oh, six five is our number.

670
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:09,120
Speaker 3: I want to hear about the biggest lie someone has

671
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 3: told in a job interview or in their CV. So

672
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 3: it's applying for a job, what was the biggest lie

673
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 3: you told? And then the real gold here for mine

674
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 3: would be how did you get found out?

675
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 4: Yeah?

676
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 3: So if you lied about you be able to speak

677
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 3: a certain language, and what was the moment you Yeah,

678
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 3: what was the moment I got found out? Because my

679
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 3: friend was going for a job at a restaurant and

680
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 3: in the job interview she was sitting there with the

681
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 3: job in view, and they said, oh, can you carry

682
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 3: three plates?

683
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:39,719
Speaker 4: And she said, absolutely, I can do four. I can

684
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 4: do four anyway. Lo and behold they actually brought out

685
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 4: four plates.

686
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

687
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 4: Straight away she's trembling and she couldn't even carry. But

688
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 4: wouldn't the idiot like, you're going to be in the pressure.

689
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 2: No, I am talking about the pressure of the situation.

690
00:32:58,680 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 2: I'm saying like, if.

691
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:02,200
Speaker 1: You've got a lie, lie on your CV, don't lie

692
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: about a skill which they're going to be examining every day.

693
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 1: Yeah na, Yeah, got to be like I'm going to

694
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 1: apply for an athletics team and then so I can

695
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 1: run one.

696
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 2: Hundred and under twelve.

697
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 1: When I actually run it in fifteen, they're going to

698
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 1: tell you pretty quickly that you can't do it.

699
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a good point.

700
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 3: Is that is just stupid, and they figured that straight

701
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 3: away because she went to go and carry three plates

702
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 3: and she smashed all of them and didn't get the job.

703
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:27,680
Speaker 4: But I'm hoping there's other people out there, people in.

704
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 1: That situation, like lie about the lie about the you know,

705
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 1: the internship you did overseas somewhere and you saved a

706
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 1: life or something.

707
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 2: Don't lie about the skill they're testing.

708
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 3: Well, whatever the lie is, I want to hear about them,

709
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 3: and I want to hear about the biggest lie you

710
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 3: of told.

711
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 2: So of them. You want people that like got caught

712
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 2: red handed with the lie.

713
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 4: I just think that people feel the pressure in the

714
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:49,240
Speaker 4: job interview.

715
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 3: They try and impress the person and that's when the

716
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 3: lies come, baby, And that's what I want to hear about.

717
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 2: You and I talking lying on CVS.

718
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 1: Have you done it?

719
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 2: And more importantly, did you get found out?

720
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,720
Speaker 4: Got Megan here on thirteen when I was six ' five, Megan,

721
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:08,919
Speaker 4: you told a big line a job interview I did?

722
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I was very desperate. I tell you what happened.

723
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:15,279
Speaker 6: This is two thousand and eight and Ias Australia, and

724
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 6: I was very desperate to find a job. So I

725
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 6: passed this nels alone and I'm like, I told my

726
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 6: friend I'm going to go get a job here. Yeah,

727
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,279
Speaker 6: And he said like, oh, you don't have you don't

728
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:25,800
Speaker 6: have a skill set, and I'm like, well, you know,

729
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 6: I can always try. So I went in and I

730
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 6: said I need a job and they said can you

731
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 6: do manicure and petticure? And I said yes, I do,

732
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:37,799
Speaker 6: which I couldn't do it clearly, and so they said, sorry,

733
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 6: you have to sit here and do one. And I'm like, sure,

734
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:44,360
Speaker 6: I'll do it. So I sat there, I did it. Obviously,

735
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 6: I didn't do a good job, so I didn't even

736
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:47,920
Speaker 6: know how to do it. I tried to look at

737
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 6: other girls who were doing it at a time. So

738
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 6: I did a horrible job. And then she's like it's

739
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 6: just not good enough, and I'm like, well that's how

740
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 6: we do it in our country. Teach me how to

741
00:34:57,640 --> 00:34:58,279
Speaker 6: do it and I'll do.

742
00:34:58,320 --> 00:34:58,759
Speaker 2: It your way.

743
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 6: And they even a job.

744
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:02,959
Speaker 2: Oh oh wow.

745
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 4: I wasn't expecting that.

746
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 2: No, not at all.

747
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 3: What's a bit of a whack to all the manicurists

748
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 3: out there. It's obviously not that hard.

749
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,359
Speaker 2: No, I know he can pick it up some more

750
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 2: impression to it.

751
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:14,759
Speaker 4: She just watched one person do it.

752
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 2: Thanks for the call, Megan. That's very good stuff.

753
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 4: I can't be that hard. What's that painting cavilin nailes?

754
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 5: No?

755
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:23,879
Speaker 2: Well wow wow wow.

756
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:27,360
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, okay, no, that is that is a

757
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 1: tricky thing to do, painting your nails. But I don't

758
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:32,879
Speaker 1: want to get into that because I've just realized while

759
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 1: we were talking to me, and I know you saw

760
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 1: me feverishly writing something down there, and I know this

761
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 1: is something you're quite reluctant to talk about. But hence

762
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 1: I'm very excited whenever we get to talk about job,

763
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:46,759
Speaker 1: whenever we talk about job interviews on this show, I

764
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:50,800
Speaker 1: always forget to ask you about one of my favorite stories,

765
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 1: which is Woody, when you applied for the job at

766
00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 1: it was in Melbourne at Crown Casino at the hotel.

767
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:04,280
Speaker 2: Because I never got a couple of minutes.

768
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 4: This is a pretty dark period of my life and

769
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 4: I've been honest.

770
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:10,360
Speaker 2: This is when you were packing boxes for your dad's business.

771
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:13,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well I called myself a storage logistics

772
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 3: expert and that's on my business card. But I was

773
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 3: applying for jobs, and I applied for a job at

774
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 3: Crank Cassina, a beautiful establishment Crean Carosina, to work at

775
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 3: the hotel.

776
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 4: And the job I applied for, I was applied for

777
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 4: a lot of jobs. The job I applied for was

778
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 4: bell attendant. Yes, and I was like, beautiful.

779
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 3: And by the way, this was the bell attendant to

780
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 3: do like the graveyard ship. So I was going to

781
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,359
Speaker 3: come in at eleven o'clock at night and work until

782
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:35,919
Speaker 3: six in the morning. But I was like, yep, great,

783
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 3: no worries, I can do that. Amazingly, I got a

784
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:40,320
Speaker 3: call and by the way, I'd applied for like thirty

785
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 3: jobs and this was the first time I got a

786
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 3: call back.

787
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:42,840
Speaker 4: And I was really excited.

788
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,279
Speaker 3: So I'm doing the job interview and like took over

789
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 3: the phone and saying like, yep, really excited.

790
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 4: This is what you do this, I've been in logistics

791
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 4: for a while. That's going really well.

792
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:54,280
Speaker 2: And I was stacking boxes at your dad's hit.

793
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 3: And I obviously didn't go into that, and then they

794
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 3: got to the question where they said, all right, well

795
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 3: this is all looking pretty good.

796
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 4: Do you know what the job tails? I use my

797
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 4: name mine and forms Edward. Do you know what the

798
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 4: job entails?

799
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:04,399
Speaker 2: Edward?

800
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:10,799
Speaker 4: And I said, yeah, absolutely, absolutely. The jo went and I.

801
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 3: Said, I I'm just the guy at the front and

802
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:21,359
Speaker 3: when someone when someone walks into the hotel, I ring

803
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 3: the bell.

804
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:27,400
Speaker 2: So you thought it was just a specific person.

805
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:34,880
Speaker 4: Banged the bell, the bell and then someone comes and

806
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 4: deals with them.

807
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 1: Uber drivers hanging out the front of special restaurants or

808
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:45,880
Speaker 1: popular restaurants seems like it's a it's a scene for

809
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:46,840
Speaker 1: the twenty first century.

810
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 4: Like gangs. They're like gangs hanging out.

811
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 2: The little mobs, all the boys hanging out together.

812
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's funny because they're friendly, but they're also

813
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 4: competitive because the reason they hang out so close is

814
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 4: because that's how uber reads works. So they engage the

815
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 4: driver that is closest to the restaurant.

816
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 1: So for example, you hang outside of grilled a pizza

817
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:09,320
Speaker 1: heart whatever it is like bees to a honeywell, like

818
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 1: beats to a honey pot.

819
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 4: M forgot the part.

820
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:15,439
Speaker 1: So I walk out there and I'm sitting out the front.

821
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 1: I was waiting for my takeaway, and I was a

822
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:19,880
Speaker 1: little bit early, and I'm.

823
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 2: Sitting there and.

824
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, I start getting a few looks

825
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 1: from the packet of blogs with the heat packs and

826
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:28,760
Speaker 1: the scooters.

827
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:33,440
Speaker 2: Which are clearly what are you doing on our patch?

828
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:35,399
Speaker 4: Oh, they thought you were a new driver.

829
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 2: And I started to realize that I think that it

830
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:45,799
Speaker 2: would be heavily competitive as to which restaurant you were

831
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 2: allowed to work.

832
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, genuine turf wars.

833
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it's like, you know in Bloods and

834
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:53,279
Speaker 1: the Crips. It's like the it's like the Bloods and

835
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 1: the Crips. It's the curry cafes versus the pizza.

836
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 2: Pasta joined around the corner.

837
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 4: Absolutely, That's exactly how it was.

838
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 2: Montague's encapulates and all of a sudden, you're behind enemy line.

839
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 1: I was standing there and these guys were clearly looking

840
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 1: at me like what the hell are you doing here?

841
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it made me realize that there is obviously.

842
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 1: An underground uber driver war that goes on, I reckon

843
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,240
Speaker 1: where you're only allowed to work certain restaurants.

844
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:20,799
Speaker 4: So what do they do? Did they did they give

845
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 4: a sign of intimidation? Did they did they did they

846
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 4: bash you will.

847
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:25,800
Speaker 2: No, they didn't. They didn't bash me.

848
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:26,759
Speaker 4: That's a turf war.

849
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 2: No it is, well, it's not like it's not like

850
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:30,759
Speaker 2: we're talking about the Godfather. I didn't walk.

851
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 3: I think it's becoming like I didn't wake up with

852
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 3: like a cold pizza in my bed the next morn.

853
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:42,759
Speaker 4: Carry cafe carry shaped in a horse's head.

854
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 2: Thanks for tuning in.

855
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:49,440
Speaker 1: It's been a hell of a journey, this six degrees

856
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 1: of separation stuff. We've been trying to test out that theory.

857
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 1: Who could we get onto and six fine calls? We

858
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: set the bar with David hassel offwards. Today everything rested

859
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:04,520
Speaker 1: on Mark Holden, Yes, the Mark Holden, you're thinking, the

860
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 1: guy with the wavy hair from Australian Idol that used

861
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:08,560
Speaker 1: to do the touchdowns.

862
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 2: He was call number five and he has David Haselos's number.

863
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,160
Speaker 3: They're good mates. He produces all these music. We spoke

864
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 3: to him yesterday and he said that he wasn't sure

865
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:21,719
Speaker 3: if you wanted to give David Hasselof's number over, so

866
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:25,240
Speaker 3: he said he call us back today. That moment happened.

867
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 3: He called back, Yeah, it happened about twenty to twenty

868
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 3: five minutes ago. But It wasn't easy.

869
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 2: Will not at all you old at all?

870
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 1: No, No, We very quickly realized that we were no

871
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 1: longer dealing with Mark Holden, you know, sexy Mark Holden

872
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 1: from TV. We were dealing with a decrepit, retired old

873
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: man who wanted something in.

874
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:44,839
Speaker 2: Return for his friend's phone number.

875
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 1: I mean you have Well, yesterday we were talking about

876
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,359
Speaker 1: the fact that you're an old man and you're eating

877
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 1: a lot of cake at the moment. So how did

878
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:58,799
Speaker 1: you feel about I don't know, something like what about

879
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:00,480
Speaker 1: if we baked you like one hundred upcakes.

880
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,799
Speaker 7: Well, that's a good start. That's a very good opening offer,

881
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:06,800
Speaker 7: quite frankly, very good hoping. In fact, I'd have to

882
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:07,320
Speaker 7: accept that.

883
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:11,839
Speaker 4: That was amazing thing.

884
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:14,279
Speaker 2: Now you're texting the number, you are actually texting it's

885
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 2: the number.

886
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 7: I am actually texting you the number right now.

887
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

888
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 3: Wow.

889
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 4: Never in a million years, never in a million years.

890
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:32,480
Speaker 4: And I think this would end up with that.

891
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 3: You know, if you told me a week ago that

892
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 3: the final call will get before David Hasselhoff is Mark

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Speaker 3: Holden and we'd have to bake him a hundred cupcakes

894
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Speaker 3: to get the number, I would have called you a liar.

895
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Speaker 4: I would have called you a liar.

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Speaker 2: That's really ridiculous. I dinner with mum, and I have

897
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 2: dinner with Mum and dad tonight, and I can't wait to.

898
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 1: Sit down and says, how is your I traded one

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Speaker 1: hundred cupcakes with David Hasselo's pH number.

900
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Speaker 2: The great news is regardles of how we got there.

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00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:01,839
Speaker 1: The sixth degree you final phone call in the six

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Speaker 1: phone calls we set ourselves to get in touch with

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Speaker 1: David Hasseloff will happen tomorrow.

904
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Speaker 4: It's officially half day.

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Speaker 1: Tomorrow is half day. Everyone, rock up to work in

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Speaker 1: your red skivvies and your leather jackets. If you're a

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Speaker 1: night Rider fan, if you don't think it's going to

908
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Speaker 1: cross any HR lines, rock up in your bay Watch kids.

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Speaker 2: Whatever it means. Tomorrow is a huge day for us

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Speaker 2: in what's been an epic journey.

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Speaker 1: And I can't wait. I cannot wait to make the call.

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Speaker 1: I think either way, if he doesn't pick up, we've

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Speaker 1: still won in some senses. Woods, It's been fun. It's

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Speaker 1: been a great journey. Thanks so much for being a

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Speaker 1: part of it. Guys finishes tomorrow. Get tuned in from

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Speaker 1: four o'clock.

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