Speaker 1: People do some weird ship.
Speaker 2: Would you like to try vape?
Speaker 1: Why would you take up something that is going to
Speaker 1: be addictive and expensive?
Speaker 2: I think that people.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid,
Speaker 1: some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 3: You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and
Speaker 3: I just don't know. How can you figure that's going
Speaker 3: to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 6: I had it in the car on the way home
Speaker 6: and I didn't have a spoon, so I was like
Speaker 6: an hour.
Speaker 1: Adillo trying to get ants out of a whole. Bless
Speaker 1: yourself for the rude shocks of young adults food being
Speaker 1: fingered as an awful sensation. You haven't been thinking about
Speaker 1: the right person. Goodness me? Is it just still to
Speaker 1: play a couple of mitches?
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 2: It's Jenna, Please don't forget to include my name in
Speaker 2: the opener this season?
Speaker 1: Sorry? Now he is Mitch Chulli and Mitchell kou.
Speaker 2: Yes solo, Hello, welcomed? Is it just me Mitch Cheery
Speaker 2: is away this week?
Speaker 3: But it just so happens that I had a spare
Speaker 3: co host lying around, which is handy. So all right,
Speaker 3: Hey from trash Alley on Spotify's here.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to it.
Speaker 6: Oh, it feels good to be here. Ha you just
Speaker 6: how are you it?
Speaker 3: I like that it's so handy having two co hosts.
Speaker 3: They're interchangeable for me.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and it makes sense because when I was away
Speaker 6: on trash Alley, of course Mitch Fielding.
Speaker 2: Yeah, each other's understudies. I love it.
Speaker 6: It's just tit for tat. In fact, been het understudies.
Speaker 6: I did get mistaken for Mitch Churry once. That's when
Speaker 6: I did a lot of skin care because you know,
Speaker 6: Mitch has got quite glowy skin people's actually, so if
Speaker 6: he does need an understudy, I mean, I'm happy to
Speaker 6: go on his radio show. And can you imagine that.
Speaker 3: I just need to let out idiots know that I've
Speaker 3: come to your house to record, and.
Speaker 2: I get that it takes a while to unpack it.
Speaker 2: Fuck me, what a pig sty I've walked into.
Speaker 6: Don't turn me under the bus. You don't understand. So
Speaker 6: we only moved in not long ago, and then I
Speaker 6: went on to I did my live shows, and then
Speaker 6: I got back from my live shows, had COVID and
Speaker 6: I just haven't had time to kind of unpack and
Speaker 6: get my office in order.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was just like kicking piles of trash at
Speaker 2: my feet, like, oh, okay, if I put a chair
Speaker 2: here to record.
Speaker 3: But anyway, I'm sure you know how this works. You've
Speaker 3: been in our podcast before. We start the show the
Speaker 3: same way every week with something we noticed, something we
Speaker 3: hate or appreciate. There are is it just means we've
Speaker 3: got what each Do you want to kick things off
Speaker 3: as the guest of honor? Yeah, sure, all right, cool,
Speaker 3: let's get into it.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Did you think when you were younger the water bills
Speaker 6: were going to be much higher when you were an adult?
Speaker 3: Can't relate. I'm a farm boy, mate. Our water came
Speaker 3: from the sky oh, straight into the gardens, straight into
Speaker 3: the tank. We didn't have to pay water bills. Having
Speaker 3: said that, there are issues that come with that, like
Speaker 3: you know, drought when there's no water coming.
Speaker 2: From the sky showers.
Speaker 6: They were going to say drowning.
Speaker 3: Actually, ironically, you know how people always think, oh, the farmers,
Speaker 3: how are they coping with the drought. I was on
Speaker 3: the phone and Mom the other day and she said,
Speaker 3: the farm is fucking flooded, Like they're getting too much rain,
Speaker 3: and I was like Jesus, literally when it rains at Pousa,
Speaker 3: they're struggling. But no, we didn't have to have water bills.
Speaker 6: Why I mcaine, you've done in a garden? Well, when
Speaker 6: I was when I was younger, I just thought that, like,
Speaker 6: water bills would be really expensive when you got like
Speaker 6: when you lived by yourself. My mom was always like
Speaker 6: one of those people was like, get out of the shower,
Speaker 6: your waist in the water, hurry up, you know, going
Speaker 6: on and on.
Speaker 2: Oh, like it's going to cost a fortune that water bill.
Speaker 6: It couldn't keep the tap running while I was brushing
Speaker 6: my teeth and things like that. And of course we
Speaker 6: were It's not just the whole because obviously we grew
Speaker 6: up and we're going through a drought, so obviously the
Speaker 6: you would expect that. My mom was like, we need
Speaker 6: to save water because there's a drought.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. So when she says think of the farmers,
Speaker 2: she was talking about me, Yeah, my family.
Speaker 6: So true. But the problem was my mum and never
Speaker 6: did that. My mum was like, turn the water off
Speaker 6: because the water bill will be too high. And so
Speaker 6: I was always like expecting that water bills must have
Speaker 6: been like five hundred dollars of quarter. And I've gotten
Speaker 6: my water bills and like, I've never paid more than
Speaker 6: twenty dollars a quarter a quarter, like as in, every
Speaker 6: three months I get a water blot and my water
Speaker 6: bill will be I thought that you had to be
Speaker 6: hundreds of dollars. I think the most I've paid for
Speaker 6: a water bill is thirty three dollars for a quarter.
Speaker 2: Fuck.
Speaker 3: That's a bargain when you think about it, I know, right.
Speaker 3: And it's weird because when it comes to bills, I
Speaker 3: don't even know what our water is. Jordan takes care
Speaker 3: of that. The house mate. He just says, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: only such and such. I don't even pay attention.
Speaker 6: I see, I'm that housemate that has to have all
Speaker 6: the things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're you're across all the money you do the book?
Speaker 2: Yeah for the house.
Speaker 6: This is a book.
Speaker 2: Yeah right.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 3: I when Jordan and I moved into our current place,
Speaker 3: we were stressing because it has air con, and we thought,
Speaker 3: oh my god, our electricity bill is going to be
Speaker 3: through the fucking roof. Are we ready for this? Can
Speaker 3: we afford this? I can't actually stress to you how
Speaker 3: drastically cheaper it is to have air conditioner versus running
Speaker 3: little Sunbeam pedestal fans twenty four to seven, Like it
Speaker 3: was so much more expensive to not have air con.
Speaker 2: It's bizarre, you wanted.
Speaker 6: One time, when I was living with my best friend Clayton,
Speaker 6: who is still my best friend now we live together
Speaker 6: at one point and we just like got to you know,
Speaker 6: with every like housemate situation, Like there's always times where
Speaker 6: everything the other person does is just getting on your
Speaker 6: fucking nerves and you just like hate everything. Every time
Speaker 6: they breathe too loud and you're like, get out of
Speaker 6: my house. You know, that's just too much. So once
Speaker 6: upon a time, he left his air conditioner on during
Speaker 6: the day and he went to work and he left
Speaker 6: the air cone on. And because this is my first
Speaker 6: time living out of home and we hadn't had a
Speaker 6: like electricity bill yet, I was like under the impression
Speaker 6: that this was going to be like a really expensive
Speaker 6: thing and.
Speaker 2: This could cripple our household.
Speaker 6: Don't get me wrong, Like electricity bills definitely, like can
Speaker 6: get very expensive. Like I understand that, Like I'm not
Speaker 6: saying I'm paying too dollars to turn a lard on
Speaker 6: but what I'm saying is he left it on, and
Speaker 6: I was like, how dare use all this energy in
Speaker 6: this house while it's not even there. So I sent
Speaker 6: like a message to the house mate group chat and
Speaker 6: was like just a reminder everyone, like if you want
Speaker 6: to just turn your aircuns off before you leave of
Speaker 6: the morning, because like the whole top level was freezing cold, and.
Speaker 2: I mean it is a waste, you're right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And then he actually gave me some figures of
Speaker 6: how much it costs to run an air con it's
Speaker 6: and it is about like forty two cents every six
Speaker 6: hour block or something like he's here. It gave me
Speaker 6: this whole Google spreadsheet of like Sydney council rates and
Speaker 6: like running electricity rates and like how much it costs.
Speaker 6: And it was only I think, look, I'm just making
Speaker 6: this up. Google it if you need to actually have
Speaker 6: some yeah, we don't do facts proof, yeah, no proof
Speaker 6: mind it. But I think it was something like forty
Speaker 6: two cents for each four hour block or something, so
Speaker 6: it's like ten cents an hour and it was only
Speaker 6: on for two hours. So he was like, I'll just
Speaker 6: transfer you the twenty four cents if that makes it
Speaker 6: feel better, and then I felt like an idiot.
Speaker 3: You know, I wonder what makes electricity so expensive if
Speaker 3: it's not the aircon draining, and what the fuck is it?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know, to be honest.
Speaker 3: By the way, you said that you used to live
Speaker 3: with your best friend and he's still your best friend.
Speaker 2: Did you find that your better friends now that you
Speaker 2: don't live together.
Speaker 6: Yeah for sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because when I live with my best friend Talisha,
Speaker 3: it nearly ruined us.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Thank god we.
Speaker 3: Don't live together anymore. No offense to her, but yeah,
Speaker 3: you're right. You just start to get on each other's
Speaker 3: nerves and it's better to not.
Speaker 6: Yeah. So I've lived with four best friends now, so
Speaker 6: there were just there was just issues with everyone. Like
Speaker 6: if I could give anyone a piece of advice, it
Speaker 6: would be probably don't move in with your best friends.
Speaker 6: I'm still really good friends with all of them. Yeah,
Speaker 6: you just get you just have those moments where you go,
Speaker 6: I think this will ruin us. So I know you
Speaker 6: Andisha for sure.
Speaker 3: Thank god, Jordan is the most low maintenance house made
Speaker 3: I've had ever. So yeah, we've had a good run.
Speaker 3: But anyway, should we get into my is it just me?
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, all right, cool, let's go Bradley, Is it
Speaker 3: just me? Are you a bit of a shit flirt?
Speaker 3: Do you remember not too long ago on our podcast
Speaker 3: trash Ally, you said I can't imagine you flirting.
Speaker 2: I just can't compute that, and I've got a bit offended.
Speaker 3: I think you're right, and I've only realized that recently
Speaker 3: because I'm saying someone at the moment and I was like, Jesus,
Speaker 3: I really don't know what I'm doing, do I because
Speaker 3: the other day I.
Speaker 6: Don't even have I don't even know what he looks like.
Speaker 6: In general. You haven't shown me. Here we go, this
Speaker 6: would be good. Oh yeah, he's cute. I'm into it.
Speaker 6: I don't know if I could deal with you with
Speaker 6: a boyfriend, like not to throw you under the bus,
Speaker 6: because I obviously don't think I had a boyfriend the
Speaker 6: whole time that I knew you either until I met Sky.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I don't remember what you were like without one, really,
Speaker 3: although there was your whole phase.
Speaker 6: God, how can I won't get into that?
Speaker 2: Well, I don't have a boyfriend, so you don't have
Speaker 2: to worry.
Speaker 6: Oh you don't want to jinx at all? Right. Sorry.
Speaker 3: What happened was he we've added each other on be Real,
Speaker 3: Oh yes, and he posted his be real that day
Speaker 3: and I thought, fuck, he looks gorgeous in that photo.
Speaker 2: Firstly, like that's not what the app's for. And I
Speaker 2: was like, god, he looks good.
Speaker 3: And instead of just saying that, like, oh, you look hot,
Speaker 3: what would you have said in that situation you want
Speaker 3: to tell someone you think they look hot and they
Speaker 3: be real, to.
Speaker 6: Be honest, like, I'd probably send a reaction first. I'd
Speaker 6: probably send a reaction and then maybe take the conversation offline. Yeah,
Speaker 6: like and you know, send a text and say what,
Speaker 6: I don't know something about it? You looked good and
Speaker 6: you'll be real today.
Speaker 2: Okay, So that's that's like a normal thing to say.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Because I'm an idiot, I framed it as like an intervention.
Speaker 3: I sent him a voice message and I said, right, listen,
Speaker 3: I know you're knew to be real, but I don't
Speaker 3: think you understand the point. You're meant to look foul
Speaker 3: and you look fucking gorgeous. You have no right looking
Speaker 3: as hot as you do in that photo, and like
Speaker 3: you took the compliment well, but I did think to
Speaker 3: myself later. Why does my version of flirting translate to
Speaker 3: like almost abuse.
Speaker 6: It's like a backhanded compliment.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you look gorgeous, you idiot. It's just me.
Speaker 1: You got something on your mind?
Speaker 4: Hit up at a couple of mitches on Instagram for
Speaker 4: get yourself on the show.
Speaker 3: All right, it's that time in the show where we
Speaker 3: hand the reins over to you, our idiots.
Speaker 2: If you want to get an is it just you
Speaker 2: off your chest?
Speaker 3: And either it just me or your own you just
Speaker 3: dms at couple of mitches, then it's a boy's message,
Speaker 3: or you can come on the show as a caller
Speaker 3: up to you. Either way, you win something from prize
Speaker 3: keeper Jenner's prize cupboard. So today, Hailey, you should be
Speaker 3: hitting up Jenna on Instagram to claim your prize.
Speaker 2: Ok, this is what Hailey sent into us.
Speaker 7: Is it just me? Or is it really disappointing when
Speaker 7: to get a really bad hush brown from Macas when
Speaker 7: you're hungover, Like you go there on a Sunday morning
Speaker 7: before eleven o'clock and you get your maccas, your coffee
Speaker 7: and your hash brown and you get home and then
Speaker 7: it's really soggy and it's not nice, and it's just
Speaker 7: really disappointing. You just really need a good hash Brown
Speaker 7: on a Sunday morning when you hung over and you
Speaker 7: need to recover, and then you get home, and that's
Speaker 7: fucking terrible, terrible.
Speaker 3: I'd say, ah, perfect timing, Hayley. You've got two former
Speaker 3: magazine employees on the podcast today.
Speaker 6: So true.
Speaker 3: I am embarrassed that some stores manage to let the
Speaker 3: hash Browns go soggy, because like pressure is on if
Speaker 3: you're on hash brown duty during the breakfast run, like
Speaker 3: you're pumping those things out so quickly, and they're so crispy.
Speaker 2: And crunchy normally. I actually don't know how they go soggy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because obviously they've sat there too long. But like,
Speaker 6: I know what you mean, but I don't know why
Speaker 6: they go soggy, because one, there's a huge turnover of them.
Speaker 6: Two you should know like how many to put on.
Speaker 6: And three if it's been soggy, you either like if
Speaker 6: it's sat there and it's gorn soggy, I would never
Speaker 6: put that in a customer's bag. It would either first
Speaker 6: of all, if there was like enough time, it would
Speaker 6: go into the waist spin and then like cook more.
Speaker 6: Hopefully you'd be a proactive enough to know that more
Speaker 6: were coming up in ten seconds anyway, or if you've
Speaker 6: really had no time and you really had no patience,
Speaker 6: throw that bitch back in the fry after ten seconds,
Speaker 6: crisp and her up a little bit and make her
Speaker 6: piping hot and put her back in the bag. But yeah,
Speaker 6: it's I'm with you on that one, Hayley.
Speaker 3: Actually this sounds a bit weird, but I don't mind
Speaker 3: as soggy hash brown if I'm hungover, Like if you're
Speaker 3: hungover and you're ordering macas, especially if for getting it delivered,
Speaker 3: you fucking know what you're getting. You're getting an absolutely vile, greasy, disgusting,
Speaker 3: not at all well presented hangover feast. Like the soggy
Speaker 3: hash brown kind of adds to it for me. But
Speaker 3: if I'm going out for a beautiful breakfast and they
Speaker 3: get me at soggy hash brown, nap nap.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, Like as if you go to a cafe, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: that's a thing.
Speaker 3: Or if I'm going to Macis because I've got a
Speaker 3: big day ahead of me, I'll have a Macis breakfast,
Speaker 3: you know, like before a long drive or something. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's when I'm like, I expect it to be perfect,
Speaker 3: but if I'm hungover, like you know what you're gonna get. Really,
Speaker 3: it almost adds to the experience.
Speaker 2: I feel you've.
Speaker 6: Literally just like unlocked a memory for me of like
Speaker 6: an early morning crispy, crunchy, fluffy hash round before a
Speaker 6: big road trip. Right. Oh, that's just gorgeous, or.
Speaker 2: Like an excursion when they take you to breakfast.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just stunning. But if my hash brown is socky,
Speaker 6: I just chuck it on the burger anyway, like on
Speaker 6: the bake. No, I'm a sausage McMuffin person. Yeah, skip
Speaker 6: the egg on the sausage muffin. Sometimes I go crazy
Speaker 6: and add chicken sauce. Yeah. And then so if the
Speaker 6: hashmroun's hot and crispy, I'll have it. If it's not anything,
Speaker 6: but I'll chuck it on the muffin.
Speaker 3: You know, it's fucking underrated and so fucking gorgeous. If
Speaker 3: you get hot cakes and they give you that hot
Speaker 3: cake syrup, which is basically just maple syrup, I don't
Speaker 3: know why they can't call it that. That on your
Speaker 3: hash brown, Yeah, holy.
Speaker 6: Fa dip your hash brown in it. Or another one.
Speaker 6: If you want to take it even further, order chocolate
Speaker 6: sundae syrup in a lid in a little Pus breakfast
Speaker 6: and you put the Hashbroun in the chocolate syrup. No, die,
Speaker 6: knock it till you tried it. It is just gorgeous.
Speaker 6: But I will admit hash the hotcake syrah. Someone told
Speaker 6: me to do that when I worked at McDonald's and
Speaker 6: I went, ill, you are disgusting, but no, that's not happening.
Speaker 6: I tried that. I went, this is a it's a
Speaker 6: spiritual experience.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 3: And also you're right, I really shouldn't knock it till
Speaker 3: I've tried it when it comes to your recommendations, because
Speaker 3: I don't know if I've brought this up on this podcast,
Speaker 3: but over on trash Allie, you were telling me once
Speaker 3: that the perfect hangover cure is a large sprite for McDonald's.
Speaker 3: It has to be from macas. It can't be from
Speaker 3: any other place. It can't be a normal sprite from
Speaker 3: the supermarket. And I was like, how can that be?
Speaker 3: But one time we tried it because we were both
Speaker 3: hung over on the podcast, and fuck me, it works
Speaker 3: a treat so, Darlin Hailey, even if you get a
Speaker 3: soggy hash brown, just get a large sprite to go
Speaker 3: with it, and you will be healed all the same.
Speaker 2: Your hangover will be gone like that.
Speaker 6: Well here's the thing with that. What Ever, since we
Speaker 6: did that podcast episode, I've been inundated with messages from
Speaker 6: people who work at McDonald's, people who have gone to
Speaker 6: McDonald since and tried to do the sprite trick to
Speaker 6: cure their hangover. And McDonald's has actually let them know
Speaker 6: that they no longer do sprite on post mix. They
Speaker 6: don't do sprite at all at McDonald's anymore. The only
Speaker 6: sprite they can give you is now sprite no sugar.
Speaker 3: Oh so when I ordered a large sprite to cure
Speaker 3: my hangover recently, they sent me a sprite no sugar?
Speaker 6: Was it the one when we recorded?
Speaker 2: No, it was a week later.
Speaker 6: Well, was did it taste like no sugar? Did you
Speaker 6: go this don't taste throughout?
Speaker 2: Do you know what?
Speaker 3: It didn't work? It didn't quell my hangover. I was thinking,
Speaker 3: what's going on? I must be extra hungover today. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because it just didn't heal me the same way as
Speaker 3: that time we tried them.
Speaker 6: So I don't know whether that's like an everywhere thing,
Speaker 6: but I've gotten at the least twenty people like message
Speaker 6: me directly and say there's no longer sprite at McDonald's.
Speaker 6: There is now only no sugar sprite, which I didn't
Speaker 6: even know no sugar sprite existed, you know, neither. So
Speaker 6: not happy about that because I don't think a no
Speaker 6: sugar sprite would cure my hangover.
Speaker 2: I reckon sugar is possibly what does it? It's refreshing
Speaker 2: and this gives you a little kick.
Speaker 3: Oh that's devastating because like a couple of weeks after
Speaker 3: we tried them on the podcast, I tried it at home,
Speaker 3: ordered some sp I think I got two even, and
Speaker 3: they didn't work. And I thought, wow, I must have
Speaker 3: gone really hard last night of the sprites not curing me.
Speaker 3: Fuck yeah, right, we'll just forget every piece of advice
Speaker 3: I just gave you.
Speaker 2: The sprite hack doesn't work. That is so devastating.
Speaker 6: Honestly, it's ruined my life.
Speaker 2: What a shame.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Thanks Haley, hit up, Jennifer your price Darland. Okay,
Speaker 3: you know that when we've got a guest here on
Speaker 3: the podcast, we like to get them to do a
Speaker 3: little game of ours. And since you're hear alright, hey,
Speaker 3: I don't think we got you to do this last time.
Speaker 3: It's a little game we call sound of Silence.
Speaker 6: No, I've never done this.
Speaker 2: Okay, well let's get into it.
Speaker 6: Hello, darkness, smile friend.
Speaker 3: So how this works is you call someone in your
Speaker 3: phone and you have a bit of a chat with them,
Speaker 3: and then once they ask you a question, you never
Speaker 3: answer it, and you've got to try and keep that
Speaker 3: silence and keep them on the line for as long
Speaker 3: as possible. Okay, there is a way that you can
Speaker 3: extend that silence. You're allowed one bridging phrase. For example,
Speaker 3: you can say something like yeah, I'm still here and
Speaker 3: then see if that'll keep them along, because if you
Speaker 3: don't say anything at all, they'll probably hang up and
Speaker 3: think that it's this shit reception. But if you just
Speaker 3: say one little thing to extend the silence, you're allowed
Speaker 3: one thing, and that's all. At the moment, the record
Speaker 3: is two minutes thirty and that was Carla from Banks
Speaker 3: Town calling her mother.
Speaker 2: But I feel like, in.
Speaker 3: A way, calling your mother is it's a safe bet
Speaker 3: because your mum's going to be worried sick as if
Speaker 3: she's going to hang up on you.
Speaker 2: So, do you have any like celeb contacts you could do?
Speaker 6: Oh hang on, you have to look here.
Speaker 3: In your phone, but obviously a celeb that you are
Speaker 3: comfortable burning a bridge with.
Speaker 2: Potentially some people don't like being fucked with without prior
Speaker 2: warning on a podcast. It's weird.
Speaker 6: That's fine with it. I'll let you know anytime you
Speaker 6: want to fuck with me, go for it. I'm here,
Speaker 6: I'm a good sport now.
Speaker 2: But you're not meant to give them a heads up.
Speaker 2: That's the difference.
Speaker 6: Yeah, But I mean I can cover from it, like, oh,
Speaker 6: you don't have to give me your heads up, you'll bounce,
Speaker 6: you know. The person at the top of my contacts,
Speaker 6: Like the first person in my contact list is Manbay Chatfield.
Speaker 2: Who oh you know what are you going to do her?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, Jack Vigein already called her, Oh, how to go?
Speaker 3: She had no patience, so don't go for her. Nine seconds? No,
Speaker 3: nine seconds?
Speaker 2: She was like, are you there, babe?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: But she just did not stick around at all.
Speaker 6: I literally was gonna say, like, she's the first one
Speaker 6: that came to mind anyway, But I think she's too busy.
Speaker 6: She wouldn't even like I was gonna say she'd only
Speaker 6: last ten seconds anyway, but apparently only nine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, So don't try her. She will she will fail.
Speaker 3: If you're trying to beat the record. Who's someone It
Speaker 3: doesn't have to be a celebrit I'm just getting a
Speaker 3: bit bored with people calling their family.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, could call Brittany Britney ye Saundered Saunders. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh, she's kind of a bit like Abby though, Like
Speaker 3: she's a busy lady. She's running businesses.
Speaker 6: You know, what's the time she'd still be at work
Speaker 6: at this time? She's running one of her twenty five
Speaker 6: thousand companies. Do do you know what I mean? She's busy.
Speaker 2: For those who don't know who Britney Lee Sawners is,
Speaker 2: how would you describe her?
Speaker 6: Yeah, well she's a YouTuber turned businesswoman. Yeah, and she's
Speaker 6: one of like the ogi YouTubers from Australia who are
Speaker 6: still alive and kicking today but not actually doing YouTube.
Speaker 6: She now owns a fashion label and a coffee shop,
Speaker 6: and she owns a fitness label like a cat where
Speaker 6: all that sort of Stuff's like she's just absolutely killing
Speaker 6: it in there.
Speaker 2: She doesn't tell you. Did I tell you? I was
Speaker 2: at a birthday thing in Newcastle recently.
Speaker 6: And you only just met her for the first time.
Speaker 6: She said, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I heard someone at the other end of the bar
Speaker 2: call out Mitchell Coombs and I thought, dah, here we
Speaker 2: go an adoring fan.
Speaker 3: I'll get my photo face on they want a selfie
Speaker 3: and it was fucking Britney Lee Sauners.
Speaker 2: And then I fangirled over her. I was like, oh, hi,
Speaker 2: darl and we haven't met.
Speaker 3: I didn't even know that she knew me, to be honest,
Speaker 3: and she said, oh, I'd love to come on the
Speaker 3: podcast with you and a Rat Hayes. So careful what
Speaker 3: you wish for, bitch, you're gonna get a prank cause.
Speaker 2: Should we call her?
Speaker 6: That's what we call manifestation We love it. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 6: I'll give her a call. Hang on one sec.
Speaker 2: So, like I said, your chat for a bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then once she asks you a question, that's
Speaker 3: when you just zip your lip.
Speaker 2: Never answer the question.
Speaker 6: Okay, Hello, Hi, joll oh my god, long time no speak.
Speaker 6: I know what are you doing? Are you there? Hello? Sorry?
Speaker 6: Hang on, just give me one second? Okay, Okay, I've
Speaker 6: just pupped her a mute.
Speaker 2: You can't go with silence.
Speaker 6: If I know it's been awkward, I don't know what
Speaker 6: to do. Should I like cough or something?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it just makes some noise to know that you're
Speaker 2: still there.
Speaker 6: Okay, Oh, she's laughing. You're thanking me to see she
Speaker 6: she knows can so I can't say anything else I
Speaker 6: hang on or anything.
Speaker 2: If you want to bach it, you can.
Speaker 6: We'll just leave it. We'll just let it keep going.
Speaker 5: Because a lot of challenge.
Speaker 2: She must see ow tiktoks. She knows exactly what's going on.
Speaker 6: She said she loves her challenge. But I didn't hear
Speaker 6: what she said before.
Speaker 2: I got a minute to go before you beat Carla's record.
Speaker 6: Oh, I reckon, I reckon. We can do it, and
Speaker 6: she's us a mo full name. I'll just coughed. Right,
Speaker 6: she's on mute again.
Speaker 2: Let's just leave her in silence for a bit. I
Speaker 2: want to see how long we can go without the
Speaker 2: coughs and shit.
Speaker 6: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2: I feel like this is a test to see how
Speaker 2: long I'll stay on the phone call. She's a smart girl.
Speaker 6: She's a smart girl. Yeah, just pissing myself at this
Speaker 6: hang on. I hope she doesn't hang up. I hope
Speaker 6: we beat Carla's record?
Speaker 2: What was sec What was Carlo's two minutes thirty? You're
Speaker 2: at two minutes fifteen fifteen?
Speaker 6: Okay, here we go fifteen seconds. I might do Another'll
Speaker 6: do another.
Speaker 2: Cough up to you.
Speaker 6: Heaven.
Speaker 2: We got three seconds. Oh my god, my god, he's
Speaker 2: done it. Congratulations. Al right, how are you beating the
Speaker 2: fucking record?
Speaker 6: Oh, Brittany, We've just beaten the.
Speaker 2: World record of the out of silence of.
Speaker 6: Sound of silence on the Is it just me? Pod?
Speaker 6: I'm filling in for Mitch Chery today and the challenge
Speaker 6: was to see how long I could keep you on
Speaker 6: the phone without you hanging up, and we actually beat
Speaker 6: the record. No, why do I know that?
Speaker 1: That's what you would be.
Speaker 6: Like doing to me.
Speaker 1: I'm not surprised.
Speaker 6: I don't know, but I love it. We beat Carla
Speaker 6: from Bankstown's records. So we're currently in the league. What
Speaker 6: myenturprize do I get?
Speaker 2: I know, Just the glory, I guess, yeah, just the gloating,
Speaker 2: you know. Oh, thank my LinkedIn. She's such a patient friend.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, thank you so much for being a good sport.
Speaker 6: I'll let you get back to work than bye.
Speaker 2: Oh God lover, she had the time of day for you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I know what a good sporl.
Speaker 3: Despite her myriad of businesses and shit that she should
Speaker 3: be doing, all the important cause that she could be taking.
Speaker 6: We probably just lost her a million dollars. But anyway,
Speaker 6: she can invoice me later.
Speaker 2: I look for it, money bags, Matt, For God's sake.
Speaker 7: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Shocks of young adults food?
Speaker 3: All right, as you know, idiots, we have a segment
Speaker 3: here on Is It Just Me? And it's called Jenna's Junk,
Speaker 3: which is where she will remind us of all the
Speaker 3: shit ideas that have come across our mind in the past.
Speaker 3: And we just thought, no, that's not quite good enough
Speaker 3: to run on the podcast. Well, because Jenna is not
Speaker 3: here and because you are here, I thought we'd do
Speaker 3: something similar, but instead it's trash Alley's Junk. So all
Speaker 3: the pop culture stories that we decided not to run.
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna play the Jenna's Junk opener. Can you
Speaker 3: just say trash Alley's over the top of it for me?
Speaker 6: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Let's take a peek at trash Alley's junk.
Speaker 2: Shall we Okay, Doug, let's go through the pop culture
Speaker 2: stories that were just not good enough for trash ally,
Speaker 2: but it's good enough for here because I backed them
Speaker 2: to be honest.
Speaker 3: Often, Jenna's junk is actually we read it out and
Speaker 3: we go, actually that had legs. You know, we should
Speaker 3: we should have backed that harder.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Where is Jenna by the way?
Speaker 2: Oh? God knows now.
Speaker 3: She couldn't make today's recording because I don't know. She
Speaker 3: had a dad's birthday or something like a birthday lunch.
Speaker 3: And then Mitch was like, oh, I can't make it either,
Speaker 3: and I was like, well, fuck me, I'm not doing
Speaker 3: a one woman show.
Speaker 6: Okay, So I'm Jenner and Mitch today.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Actually, do you want to rifle through the trash?
Speaker 2: We've got a little bin here idea through hang on here.
Speaker 6: We gon't. Oh, here's one Karl Stefanovic vaping.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: I loved this one because it was Karl Stefanovic's birthday
Speaker 3: and his wife Yasmin posted something on Instagram. It was
Speaker 3: like an old video of them at a party or something,
Speaker 3: and I don't know if it was a fog machine
Speaker 3: or like I don't know, some sort of miss that
Speaker 3: was being sprayed on him. It's having a great time celebrating,
Speaker 3: and she posted it on Instagram being like, happy birthday, Carl.
Speaker 3: It was just a nice birthday tribute. And in his
Speaker 3: hand you can just see his thumb is clutching onto
Speaker 3: a green vape and all the comments are like, it's
Speaker 3: the apple vape for me. But the Daily Mail of
Speaker 3: dug a little deeper and they've actually found out that
Speaker 3: it's apparently.
Speaker 6: A mint lemonade.
Speaker 3: One, yeah, that's in mint lemonade. I mean, we've both
Speaker 3: been quite open about our history of vaping. Mint lemonade
Speaker 3: would not have hit the clip for me, just quietly
Speaker 3: absolutely disgusting.
Speaker 6: And also shout out to the Daily Mail for doing
Speaker 6: the research that really does matter. I mean, thank god
Speaker 6: the detectives that Daily Mail got on the case and
Speaker 6: figured out what flavor vape Karl Stefanovic had in his
Speaker 6: hand at his what fortieth birthday?
Speaker 2: Did you something like that? But also is that the
Speaker 2: first time they've ever done research. They usually just run
Speaker 2: all sorts of FIBs.
Speaker 6: In fact, that could be a fib because I've never
Speaker 6: even heard, you know, even though we haven't been full
Speaker 6: time vapors in a very long time. You know, mint lemonade.
Speaker 6: Never heard of that flavor before.
Speaker 3: Well, if I was ever at a tobacconist, then I
Speaker 3: saw that as an option. I'd be like, yeah, thanks.
Speaker 6: And even at the club when you know you're having
Speaker 6: a few drinks and you're like, oh, yeah, I'll have
Speaker 6: a hit of your vape. No one's ever passed me
Speaker 6: on mid lemonade.
Speaker 3: I don't know why everyone's so shocked though, because they're like, oh,
Speaker 3: Carl's the latest celeb to take up vaping, because there's
Speaker 3: been pap shots of him in the past smoking actual cigarettes.
Speaker 3: And I think people would be surprised at the amount
Speaker 3: of celebrities that do smoke on the sly like we
Speaker 3: were open about it when we were full time vapies.
Speaker 3: I've been open about struggling to quit, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 3: I still have a cheeky vape on the weekend. You know,
Speaker 3: we're all friends here, I'll admit it, but I've got
Speaker 3: nicotine patch on today, so we're going strong. But you'd
Speaker 3: be surprised how many celebs are secret smokers. Like I
Speaker 3: remember when I worked at Kiss FM.
Speaker 2: Actually I better not say her name.
Speaker 3: Someone who you would not expect to smoke came in
Speaker 3: as a guest for Kyle and Jackie Are and a
Speaker 3: pack of Duries fell out of her handbag.
Speaker 6: Can you tell me who it is?
Speaker 2: Though I'm not gonna say her name.
Speaker 3: Okay, it was Oh my god, you actually been serious,
Speaker 3: I am.
Speaker 6: And I was actually being dead set if anything.
Speaker 2: She went up in my books. Knowing that she was
Speaker 2: a smoker. I was like, oh, you Masquerade is such
Speaker 2: a you know, goody two shoes, squeaky clean celebrity.
Speaker 6: My life has changed for everything.
Speaker 3: I mean not to say that I think smoking cigarettes
Speaker 3: is cool and like that. I think highly her because
Speaker 3: she's a smoker. But there was a part of me
Speaker 3: that thought, oh, you're human too. It did humanize her
Speaker 3: a little bit. I was like, look at you, You're
Speaker 3: not perfect, I know, right.
Speaker 6: God, that's actually like now that I know that little piece.
Speaker 2: Of no better, please don't all right? What else is
Speaker 2: in trash Alley's Let's.
Speaker 6: Have a lot digging through? Digging through?
Speaker 2: Oh so much?
Speaker 6: Tommy Lee posting a dick pic. Did you see this
Speaker 6: on Instagram?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And we were like, oh, there's so much to
Speaker 2: say about that, is there?
Speaker 6: Oh, there's a lot to say if I'm honest, Like
Speaker 6: I could describe that whole photo. Who is?
Speaker 2: Who is Tommy Lee? For the trash bet?
Speaker 7: Again?
Speaker 2: Is it just me idiots that don't know who Tommy Lee?
Speaker 6: Is? He? Well, you know Pam and Tommy streaming on
Speaker 6: Disney Plus, and he's the Tommy from Pamela Anderson's Pam
Speaker 6: and Tommy.
Speaker 2: So old is he?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: It looks it looks like a young cock.
Speaker 6: Let me have a little It looks like a young cock.
Speaker 6: Did you say, Tommy Lee, he's fifty Wait a second,
Speaker 6: he's fifty nine years old?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? See what I mean?
Speaker 6: Like I mean because I screenshotted it, so I'll just go.
Speaker 2: Get course my blood.
Speaker 3: So this dick pic that he posted on Instagram was
Speaker 3: up for four hours, and naturally a lot of people
Speaker 3: have responded to that, saying how come women's nipples get
Speaker 3: taken down in a matter of seconds like that? Any
Speaker 3: sort of female nudity Instagram? It's a big no no
Speaker 3: for them. But Tommy Lee compies to cop shot and
Speaker 3: get away with it.
Speaker 6: Look at this penis?
Speaker 2: Can you hold it so close to my face?
Speaker 6: You can't hear slapping you with it. You cannot tell
Speaker 6: me that is a fifty nine year old penis you
Speaker 6: know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Because this I did watch that Disney.
Speaker 6: Plus show given twenty seven year old.
Speaker 3: I know, and I watched that Pam and Tommy show
Speaker 3: on Disney Plus, and that was obviously set many years
Speaker 3: ago in the past, and he was, you know, in
Speaker 3: his twenties or thirties, and I thought, sure, he's older now,
Speaker 3: because when I saw that photo, I was like, is
Speaker 3: that a throwback dick?
Speaker 2: Pick because he's not young anymore, but.
Speaker 3: It looks like a young dick, which is a weird
Speaker 3: observation to make.
Speaker 6: And just for clarification, not too young, but we mean
Speaker 6: twenty five plus. I think we just need to put
Speaker 6: that disclaimer because you're saying it looks like a young cock.
Speaker 2: You're so right.
Speaker 6: It's a little unsettling.
Speaker 2: I never said pre pubess.
Speaker 6: So we will say, yeah, it looks I've seen a
Speaker 6: lot of cocks in my life, and I would say
Speaker 6: that looking at that one that I'd say twenty seven,
Speaker 6: twenty seven years old, twenty.
Speaker 2: Seven year old could put that on the grind and
Speaker 2: the like here you.
Speaker 6: Fish, sure so I'm like, Tommy Lee, fucking good on
Speaker 6: your job. It was up for four hours before Instagram
Speaker 6: took it down.
Speaker 2: So it was Instagram that took it down.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, I mean it was it disappeared. I don't know.
Speaker 6: I'm going to assume it was Instagram that took it down.
Speaker 6: I don't think he would have.
Speaker 2: I don't know, because he kind of pretended it was
Speaker 2: an accident, like the caption was whoops, but obviously it
Speaker 2: wasn't a fucking accident.
Speaker 6: But Brittany Furlan, who's that?
Speaker 2: Because she she used to be big on vine. Remember
Speaker 2: she had.
Speaker 6: A she had a She had the top comment on
Speaker 6: the original photo, which was like what is going on?
Speaker 6: Or something like that. Oh no, I think she said help.
Speaker 6: I think it was just help. I think I wrote
Speaker 6: what is going on? And I got a lot of
Speaker 6: ICs on it too, so it was it was a
Speaker 6: hot topic.
Speaker 3: But actually, sorry to interrupt, I was just fact checking
Speaker 3: myself because I was like, wait, is Britney furl and
Speaker 3: the vine chick that I remember I've just googled, and
Speaker 3: I think she's actually dating Tommy Lee.
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: She's an American internet personality, comedian and actors. She was
Speaker 3: the most followed female star on Vine, and it looks
Speaker 3: like she's actually dating Tommy Lee.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm said spouse.
Speaker 6: I'm on her Instagram now and hoge like in a
Speaker 6: lot of photos.
Speaker 3: And he's twenty four years older than her. So even
Speaker 3: she's commenting on her Are they married?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I think spouse means like married, right.
Speaker 2: I love how we're learning as we go.
Speaker 6: Sorry for the pun, but the plot thinken Wow.
Speaker 3: So even she is shocked by her husband posting a
Speaker 3: cock show.
Speaker 2: God, that's weird that they're together.
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is so weird.
Speaker 3: By the way, have you seen speaking of that Pam
Speaker 3: and Tommy show all about Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee.
Speaker 3: There's a scene where he's having like a trip. I
Speaker 3: don't know if it's asset or something. He's taken some
Speaker 3: sort of substance and he's tripping out and he starts
Speaker 3: talking to his penis like it's having a full on
Speaker 3: conversation with it as a hallucination. And they included that scene,
Speaker 3: which is based off Tommy Lee's own autobiography. He wrote
Speaker 3: a memory that he had of talking to his own
Speaker 3: dick and they were like yeah, we better put that
Speaker 3: in this mini series about his life.
Speaker 6: Well do you see full frontal?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and it's talking. It's a bit off, go on,
Speaker 3: go on, Disney. Plus, we're sitting at your desk, we
Speaker 3: might as well bring it up. Want you to see
Speaker 3: Tommy Lee's talking Dick. I think it's a second one
Speaker 3: or maybe the first. I don't let me google, but yeah,
Speaker 3: we'll be able to compare. Is it much like he's
Speaker 3: real Dick or the actors talking Dick?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's episode two.
Speaker 6: Okay, here we go, Episode two, scrolling through, scrolling through, Yeah,
Speaker 6: this looks like the part.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hold on, go back. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 6: Okay, play So for anyone playing a lot at home,
Speaker 6: it's around the twenty one minute mark of episode two.
Speaker 2: And Tommy on Disney bluff. Here we go.
Speaker 6: I put a full screen for us, so we got
Speaker 6: the full experience, you really think?
Speaker 2: So that's him talking to his dick.
Speaker 3: How off is that his dick is talking to him saying, no,
Speaker 3: I don't settle down and commit to one woman.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, oh my god. Like standing up, Penis
Speaker 6: is motioning, there's full robbing the head, you know, little
Speaker 6: pea hole is looking like a mouth that's talking. Hang on, okay, So,
Speaker 6: so why we were doing a pause that? No, I
Speaker 6: want to have a yeah, a pause on the dick.
Speaker 6: I paused on the dick because I want to have
Speaker 6: a look at the dick because I now have a
Speaker 6: reference photo. Hang on, here we go. So we've got
Speaker 6: the reference photo here from the show.
Speaker 2: The real Tommy, and I'm going to have the.
Speaker 6: Real Tommy Lee stick here. That's actually matching up quite well.
Speaker 3: And now my questioning, I know, I would say that
Speaker 3: the Disney plus depiction of Tommy, they've made him bigger
Speaker 3: in real life, not so much.
Speaker 6: No, I think he's bigger in here.
Speaker 2: Are we looking at the same shit? I reckon?
Speaker 6: That is bigger than this.
Speaker 3: Nah, you're way off. The one in the show has
Speaker 3: much more length to it. Yeah, why are we dwelling
Speaker 3: on this?
Speaker 6: I was just thinking because my question was, you know,
Speaker 6: did they did they actually look at Tommy's penis to
Speaker 6: see if they could replicate it?
Speaker 2: Oh, imagine that conversation.
Speaker 6: But my thing is, what if you made it this
Speaker 6: big but he under micro true?
Speaker 3: Imagine like Tommy's management getting that inquiry from the writers
Speaker 3: of the show high We just need some sort of ballpark.
Speaker 2: How big is it?
Speaker 3: Because we're going to have a dick scene in the show,
Speaker 3: we need to know exactly what stars are dealing with.
Speaker 3: And Tommy's like, make it bigger, make it bigger.
Speaker 6: All right, I've seen enough cock for one week? So
Speaker 6: what else we got in these It's been of ours,
Speaker 6: the trash alley, junk digging through having a look. What
Speaker 6: about this one?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 6: Peter Hellier and Walad Ali divide viewers with their bathing habits,
Speaker 6: So that's right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were on the project and they were talking
Speaker 3: about whether it's better to have a shower in the
Speaker 3: night or in the morning. Walid said that nighttime showers
Speaker 3: are just wrong and only for children. But then Pete
Speaker 3: made a good point and said, oh, it's just you know,
Speaker 3: it's a respectful thing for your partner to go to
Speaker 3: bed clean, isn't it.
Speaker 6: Yeah? Where do you stand on this? Showers in the
Speaker 6: morning or all the night or both?
Speaker 3: I never thought i'd say this, but I'm team Pete
Speaker 3: Hellier because I prefer a nighttime shower because it's completely
Speaker 3: different when you've got long hair, because like the amount
Speaker 3: of time it takes the dry it's better to do
Speaker 3: it before you go to bed and let it sort
Speaker 3: of dry overnight. And then also I agree with the
Speaker 3: fact that not that I have a partner, but you'd
Speaker 3: think that it'd be nice to go to bed not
Speaker 3: sweaty and yuck. And I can't say I'm surprised that
Speaker 3: Walid thinks it's okay to go to bed a sweaty
Speaker 3: pig after not showering, and just expecting your partner who
Speaker 3: lies beside you to not have an issue with you stinking.
Speaker 3: Because he's a straight man. There's less some preparation and
Speaker 3: maintenance involved with the sex, you know.
Speaker 2: So yeah, But.
Speaker 3: Also I'm kind of at a point where I just
Speaker 3: shower whenever I can fit it in. Now now that
Speaker 3: I'm a lady of leisure, I don't have to be
Speaker 3: at the office or whatever. Sometimes I can go all
Speaker 3: day and be like, oh, I'll shower soon.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah. I my whole life, I've been a nighttime
Speaker 6: shower because I just think the worst thing is getting
Speaker 6: into bed dirty like yak, you know, putting like whatever
Speaker 6: you've got on your feet from the day. That's the
Speaker 6: that's the worst part. It's not even about the rest
Speaker 6: of the body. It's not even about sweating. For me,
Speaker 6: it's about the sheet on your feet.
Speaker 3: Have you ever changed You've been seen all the grits
Speaker 3: at the bottom of the bed in case you do
Speaker 3: in the instance that you do go to bed with
Speaker 3: dirty feet, Like there's all these bits of gritten shit.
Speaker 6: I can't say I've ever actually noticed that.
Speaker 2: No, All right, just mery that.
Speaker 6: I have become. If I'm gonna have a morning shower, yeah,
Speaker 6: it's that becomes a two shower day for me. Oh yeah,
Speaker 6: because to bed either nighttime or if I do shower
Speaker 6: in the morning, I'm still having one at nighttime anyway,
Speaker 6: because I just like feel like I can't there's I mean,
Speaker 6: sometimes there's times that I'm just like, I'm too freak
Speaker 6: and tired. But at night yeah, at nighttime. But I
Speaker 6: love the fact that morning showers are like and once
Speaker 6: every so often thing for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like when you do do them, you appreciate them.
Speaker 6: You go, wow, how lovely is that? I'm in a
Speaker 6: great mood. And then you go out into the world
Speaker 6: and you bless everyone because you know you're just in
Speaker 6: a good mood because you've showered and you feel good
Speaker 6: and you feel great and you have a really great day.
Speaker 3: But then while it also made the point that if
Speaker 3: you shower at night, you're then going to go to
Speaker 3: bed and sweat and wake up not quite clean.
Speaker 2: Is that every an issue?
Speaker 6: So here's where it gets tricky. So the reason I'll
Speaker 6: have a morning shower is if I know that I've
Speaker 6: got something where like if I was to smell, I
Speaker 6: it would be an issue.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So for example, like I'll wake up and go straight
Speaker 6: to the podcast studio to record trash Alley, and I
Speaker 6: won't have showered because we're just sitting down and talking. Yeah,
Speaker 6: but if I've got like a photo shoot or a
Speaker 6: red carpet or something like that, obviously, I mean the
Speaker 6: last thing I want to do is smell while I'm
Speaker 6: onset or while i'm you know, meeting people and whatnot.
Speaker 6: So that sort of thing warrants it. But if I
Speaker 6: just get up and go and do the groceries, yeah,
Speaker 6: I don't really care.
Speaker 3: No, if I wake up and I've had a particularly
Speaker 3: sweaty night, I will have to do a quick core bath.
Speaker 3: You know, what is it, the pits and clips whatever, Yeah,
Speaker 3: just a quick just not to whit my hair though,
Speaker 3: because that will be an all day or deal if
Speaker 3: my hand's wet. Yeah, God, you wouldn't understand what it's
Speaker 3: not to have.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 6: No, In fact, I love having my hair as short
Speaker 6: as possible because it dries so quickly, like I will
Speaker 6: dry my head, then the rest of my body and
Speaker 6: the hair will be dry.
Speaker 2: I know I really do miss that right away. I
Speaker 2: do miss those days.
Speaker 6: Will you ever cut your hair?
Speaker 3: Eventually? I will eventually when I get a bit older.
Speaker 3: I think I'm young enough now to pull it off.
Speaker 6: Will you just do it? Or will you make it
Speaker 6: a big you know, world's greatest shape moment.
Speaker 2: You haven't really thought about it. I actually it'd be
Speaker 2: a bit selfish just to hack it off. I shouldn't
Speaker 2: make it a world.
Speaker 6: I just gonna say, like these days, if you're not
Speaker 6: doing it for charity, you're just a fucking ass.
Speaker 2: Well that's me.
Speaker 3: By the way, Speaking of morning showers, have you ever
Speaker 3: done this, because Mitch Cherry reckons that he swears by
Speaker 3: the best way to wake yourself up in the morning
Speaker 3: and be more alert before you start the day is
Speaker 3: like the last thirty seconds of your shower. You just
Speaker 3: turn the tap to stone cold and you have a
Speaker 3: freezing cold shower.
Speaker 6: I've done it a couple of times in my life.
Speaker 6: I've also tried jumping into a cold shower, which when
Speaker 6: I was into like the gym and doing keto and
Speaker 6: you know, bulking season and all the rest of those
Speaker 6: stupid things I would do, I thought.
Speaker 2: That, how long's bulking season gone?
Speaker 6: For? Never start?
Speaker 2: There's more seasons.
Speaker 6: I when I was like, it was one of those
Speaker 6: things where it was like if you get into a
Speaker 6: cold like really saw your endorphins and it makes more
Speaker 6: energetic and it and it burns calories faster and all that.
Speaker 6: All these things that were you know, that were on
Speaker 6: the internet that said that a cold shower did for you.
Speaker 6: So I felt no different, so I stopped doing it.
Speaker 6: But yeah, there were times that I would get up
Speaker 6: in the middle of winter and get into a freezing
Speaker 6: cold shower just because I thought that it would like
Speaker 6: make me lose weight faster and all this ridiculous scene.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't realize that it was scientifically backed because
Speaker 3: it it just pissed me off. It didn't make me
Speaker 3: more alert and like, yeah, I'm so ready to tackle
Speaker 3: the day. It just pissed me off. I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: that was fucking freezing. Why to do that to myself?
Speaker 6: Well, you know, at least you should be blasting your
Speaker 6: hair with cold water before you get out of the shower.
Speaker 2: Yeah, really is that thing?
Speaker 6: Keep your hair? It closes because when you put the
Speaker 6: warm water in, it's like your paws on your face
Speaker 6: and it opens up all the follicles. And then if
Speaker 6: you do, if you shoot it with cold water for
Speaker 6: ten seconds before you get out of the shower, just
Speaker 6: your hair, it closes the folly coles to keep them
Speaker 6: healthier and you don't get split ends and you don't
Speaker 6: get all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 3: Just when I thought my hair couldn't get any more gorgeous.
Speaker 3: You wait, I'm going to start doing the cold showers
Speaker 3: you sold me.
Speaker 2: On the angle.
Speaker 6: Keep us updated, all.
Speaker 2: Right, idiots, thanks for joining it for another episode?
Speaker 7: Is it?
Speaker 6: It's me?
Speaker 2: All right? Hey, lovely to have you back on this podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 2: thanks je of course.
Speaker 3: New episodes of our podcast trash Alley every Wednesday, seven
Speaker 3: am only on Spotify.
Speaker 2: If you want more of this.
Speaker 6: It's also season two now and we're ut the ande.
Speaker 6: We've got a second episode as well on Fridays.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 3: We do so every Wednesday and Friday. That's where we
Speaker 3: can catch Matt and I. But of course we'll be
Speaker 3: back with another episode, is it? It's me this time
Speaker 3: next week? New episodes every Monday, and we're doing our
Speaker 3: bonus episodes for the Drag Race fans Drag Race Debrief.
Speaker 3: You'll be able to catch that on Monday afternoon. I
Speaker 3: think Mitch'll be back for that. We'll see anyway, we'll
Speaker 3: catch you next week, idiots. Thanks for coming in all right?
Speaker 6: Hey, oh that's all right, dot, thanks for having me
Speaker 6: by jes wait before we go?
Speaker 2: Yeah, almost called him trash baths ese, isn't it?
Speaker 6: Idiots? Can you come and follow me on Instagram? Please?
Speaker 6: I'm on the road to one hundred K, so do
Speaker 6: you have fifteen k listeners here? If everyone comes and.
Speaker 3: Live every single one of your follows at all? Right, hey,
Speaker 3: and then we're good.
Speaker 6: Yeah. I'm at eighty five K, so if we could
Speaker 6: get to one hundred that would be great. Thanks anyway, by.
Speaker 2: Thanks idy its We'll catch you soon.
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: A podcast by a couple of miches.
Speaker 4: Make sure you've hit to follow on your podcast.
Speaker 2: Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment on
Speaker 2: the end, we talk shit.
Speaker 3: It's a secret segment, but I guess this segment is
Speaker 3: kind of what inspired the second episode of trash Alley.
Speaker 3: Every Friday, we're calling that one kick ons. It's like
Speaker 3: the after party, and it's because we wanted a dedicated
Speaker 3: shit talk zone. So we've got our own add brief
Speaker 3: over on trash Alley, don't we every Friday?
Speaker 2: But they have to wait. We keep them waiting.
Speaker 3: I don't know if our idiot's are patient, and half
Speaker 3: of were if we were to drop eighty D brief
Speaker 3: on a different day.
Speaker 6: Maybe Are they responding well to drag race debrief? What
Speaker 6: do you call that?
Speaker 3: No, it's doing well, actually the drag Grace D beef.
Speaker 3: Obviously not every listener of ours gives a fuck, but.
Speaker 2: The ones that do, yeah, they're into it.
Speaker 6: Nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, this is a bit where we talk shit.
Speaker 3: Nothing's planned. Look at you staring at the brief, like,
Speaker 3: what do I say?
Speaker 2: We're in my notes?
Speaker 6: You know, Mitchell had to make a brief for me
Speaker 6: today because we have that on trash ally but well
Speaker 6: you don't have one on Is it just me?
Speaker 2: It's all up here, baby, That's why Mitch and I
Speaker 2: actually changed the podcast genre from comedy to improv because
Speaker 2: we pretty much make it up every week. We just
Speaker 2: say to which other right.
Speaker 3: Will do this, and then we'll do this, and then
Speaker 3: we'll do that and then it's also helpful because in
Speaker 3: the improv charts we're in the top five, but charts
Speaker 3: we're in the top one hundred at least.
Speaker 6: Also, I'm just looking on Spotify. I don't think improv
Speaker 6: is a thing.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, I was talking about Apple. I'm allowed to
Speaker 3: talk about Apple here. I know that we're Spotify girls,
Speaker 3: but yeah.
Speaker 6: You know what's funny though, I like appreciate that we
Speaker 6: have a Spotify original podcast because they don't actually use
Speaker 6: Apple Musical and I never have, Like I have always
Speaker 6: used Spotify, so it feels really natural for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I used to use Apple podcasts and Apple Music
Speaker 3: and it was good because once I became a Spotify podcaster,
Speaker 3: It's not like I had to lie through my teeth
Speaker 3: and say, yeah, how good Spotify. Because I'm not even
Speaker 3: kidding about a month or two before we started trash Alley,
Speaker 3: I became a Spotify convert anyway, because get this, Apple
Speaker 3: podcasts wouldn't work on my Apple car play Go figure.
Speaker 3: Oh you're fucking both Apple. You'd think they'd get along,
Speaker 3: wouldn't you.
Speaker 6: I need to do I need to get Apple car Play,
Speaker 6: and I'm contemplating weather I So if I want to
Speaker 6: installed in my car, it's five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: You're good for it, I know.
Speaker 6: Or is the unrelatable Oh god, a bit of the scenario.
Speaker 2: For our idiots that don't know.
Speaker 3: Over on trash Alley, I've started a book of Alright,
Speaker 3: Hayes unrelatable quotes. Whenever he said something a little bit devorish,
Speaker 3: I got it down. Anyway, Yep, what do we got?
Speaker 6: This is one you can put in. So it's five
Speaker 6: hundred dollars to get my Apple car Play set up.
Speaker 6: Or I am considering just upgrading the whole car incidance
Speaker 6: and getting a new car that has Apple car Play.
Speaker 2: Is there anything wrong with your current car?
Speaker 6: No, but it's five years old.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's okay.
Speaker 6: But that's not that oil logistically like not just me
Speaker 6: being like a spoil rat. But when I bought my car,
Speaker 6: I still lived on the Central Coast and I was
Speaker 6: driving down to Sydney sometimes up to seven days a week.
Speaker 2: So we've got heaps of k's on it, So it's.
Speaker 6: At one hundred k one hundred thousand k's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should get rid of it. Then, that's what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 6: Like, it's it had a lot of freeway kilometers and
Speaker 6: now has one hundred kilometers one hundred thousand kilometers racked
Speaker 6: up on it in five years. And I think I've
Speaker 6: lived in Sydney for three of those years, and so
Speaker 6: my whole thing is like, realistically, I've only probably driven
Speaker 6: fifteen thousand kilometers since living in Sydney for three years.
Speaker 2: So it's like, isn't it weird the difference?
Speaker 6: Yeah, so it's like the amount of kilometers anyway. So
Speaker 6: I just want to like, I just want to start fresh.
Speaker 2: You're better, You're better.
Speaker 3: I'm just adding that quote to the to the book.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what else is on there?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay, do you want to hear some of the unrelatable?
Speaker 6: Yeah, with no context. This is gonna make me sound
Speaker 6: like an asshole.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I just don't check my messages because I
Speaker 2: get hundreds a day.
Speaker 6: Now you're putting an inflection on it.
Speaker 2: My Louis Vuton bag got a splash in it, and
Speaker 2: it's ruined my life.
Speaker 6: Oh, it has like what's wrong with this?
Speaker 2: This is my favorite.
Speaker 3: I had to have a meeting with my financial advisor
Speaker 3: yesterday and he was blown away.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm hilarious.
Speaker 2: You can't make this shit up.
Speaker 6: This is why I need a reality show because imagine
Speaker 6: like getting all of this on tape, fucking brilliant, brilliant television.
Speaker 2: I'm more interesting than Beyonce. Anyway, when did I say.
Speaker 6: That we need the context around it as well?
Speaker 2: I never write down the context.
Speaker 3: I just write them down when they sound snooty, and
Speaker 3: it's without the context that makes it more beautiful.
Speaker 6: It's hilarious.
Speaker 3: My problem about working at McDonald's was more people would
Speaker 3: get photos with me because I was a celebrity. This
Speaker 3: is when we're talking about like CELEBN counters And I said,
Speaker 3: did anyone famous ever come through Macis? When you work there,
Speaker 3: and you're like, the problem was that I was the famous?
Speaker 6: I mean, hid I fucking hi? Oh my god. By
Speaker 6: the way, nikom miin Asha's new song just came out.
Speaker 2: Oh did it?
Speaker 6: I haven't had a listen yet, Ah, should can we
Speaker 6: play music on this?
Speaker 3: Here's the other Perkin not doing a Spotify original podcast
Speaker 3: Your roll the dice, because yes, you are.
Speaker 2: Allowed to listen. In terms of copyright, it's a gray era.
Speaker 3: You're allowed to offer criticism and critiques and if we're
Speaker 3: doing that giving it a review, yeah.
Speaker 6: Let's do it, super freaky goal. Oh my god, we've
Speaker 6: already heard snippets of this all over the internet. I'm
Speaker 6: very excited. You haven't heard this as a trending TikTok
Speaker 6: sound at the moment. No, I haven't. Yeah, I can,
Speaker 6: you know? Yeah, it's real, Like I.
Speaker 2: Can write it. Why I can't do tricks and keep
Speaker 2: the up? Oh I see she's sampled. Can't touch this?
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, it's I can.
Speaker 2: Think lyric theaters. Isn't it you can't touch this?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: No, isn't that that?
Speaker 6: No, it's I'm a super freak.
Speaker 2: Maybe each other.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they probably are.
Speaker 2: About me. I don't like this.
Speaker 6: I don't hate this that I'm quite enjoying.
Speaker 3: It to them playing this in court at the copyright
Speaker 3: infringement trial, being like, did they really give a thorough
Speaker 3: a book?
Speaker 2: All we've said is yeah, I like this.
Speaker 6: We were being to give it a rating. So far,
Speaker 6: I'm doing it five stars. I love it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought it meant five out of ten.
Speaker 6: My clip is pulping to this. Oh my god, the robbing,
Speaker 6: the flaps are clapping. Let's go. I want to get
Speaker 6: on the dance, want to get freaky.
Speaker 2: I was thinking, this is a good dance last song.
Speaker 3: Would I get up for it if I was comfortably
Speaker 3: sitting at pluff Probably not.
Speaker 6: No, I would.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's giving me like I just want to shake
Speaker 6: my titts.
Speaker 2: It's going to go. When you're a radioactive playlist.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I'll put it in right now.
Speaker 3: I was listening to your radioactive playlist the other day
Speaker 3: and I got to say some questionable choices in there.
Speaker 6: Oh it does need to be updated.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wasn't going to say anything what was because I.
Speaker 6: Like to keep it too sorry, excuse me.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 6: I like to keep it to forty. So it's like
Speaker 6: my top forty. Yeah, currently it's seventy six.
Speaker 2: I love how the Cure has not gone anywhere. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but that's nor will it.
Speaker 6: No, it won't because it's song special to me. It's
Speaker 6: like my favorite song ever. So but if you read
Speaker 6: the description of the playlist or so should stop nickiminash.
Speaker 2: Now Yeah, n good one, Nikki.
Speaker 6: So there we go. So what's our review?
Speaker 3: So we don't get copyrighted, doesn't really go anywhere, Like
Speaker 3: it's just kind of consistent.
Speaker 6: I think songs are being made for TikTok these days.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know they are making it for TikTok like
Speaker 3: some people. I've heard some interviews where artists have said, God,
Speaker 3: my label just keeps saying, oh, this is a great album, Bay,
Speaker 3: but there needs to be a song that sounds tiktokable,
Speaker 3: even like management to pushing artists to get TikTok songs,
Speaker 3: which I don't understand.
Speaker 6: How do you even format a TikTok song? Though? Like,
Speaker 6: how do you know what's going to go off on TikTok?
Speaker 3: You just don't like I bet you wouldn't have picked
Speaker 3: fucking what's that Celine Dion song that blew up recently?
Speaker 2: It's all coming back to me.
Speaker 6: Now, so true. And like running Up that Hill, Oh.
Speaker 3: That wasn't really a TikTok thing. That was more stranger things.
Speaker 3: But yes, it has gone off on TikTok as well.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize that Kate Bush who sings running Up
Speaker 3: that Hill, I didn't realize that's the same bitch that
Speaker 3: sings is it wuthering heights.
Speaker 2: You know that song? No, oh, you'd know what have
Speaker 2: you heard?
Speaker 5: It's like it's me, yeah, okay, yeah, I didn't realize
Speaker 5: it's the same bitch, because I've got a completely different
Speaker 5: tone of voice.
Speaker 6: Yay, yay. How's your sugar free lemonade?
Speaker 2: Is this one that you polled me sugar free as well?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Thank god, I'm not hung over. It wouldn't do.
Speaker 6: Anything sugar free.
Speaker 3: I reckon, I've got to start doing what you've done,
Speaker 3: like get these fizzy drinks and sorry, fizzy drinks and
Speaker 3: shit to have it home because at the moment, if
Speaker 3: I feel like a refreshing beverage of an evening, it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: just pour a wine. And now that I'm trying to
Speaker 3: cut back on the wine, I'm like, there's nothing else
Speaker 3: in my fridge. I gotta find it. I'll turn it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, fizzy drinks too well, because you know what, it's
Speaker 6: also about the psychology of it. Sometimes I'll have efn,
Speaker 6: not even a fizzy drink. Sometimes I'll have a cordial
Speaker 6: in a wine glass, and just holding the wine glass
Speaker 6: has me at peace.
Speaker 3: Actually, you've just reminded me there was a period where
Speaker 3: when I was still working full time. I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I need to stop having wines midweek. I go to
Speaker 3: work all dusty and I would put iced tea in
Speaker 3: a wine glass and I just like trick myself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta start doing that again.
Speaker 6: So it's just like holding it is comforting, you know,
Speaker 6: which is scary.
Speaker 3: That's why I hate stemless wine glasses. It doesn't have
Speaker 3: the same attitude and up as a normal one.
Speaker 6: Glass stemless wine glass from a wedding I went to, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well it's not even a stemless wine glass. It's a cup.
Speaker 6: Well that's true.
Speaker 2: Difference is there?
Speaker 6: In fact? You know what a brand sent me a
Speaker 6: couple of weeks ago. I'll show you it after we
Speaker 6: finished recording. It's a stemless okay, hang on.
Speaker 2: Sorry, we're in no rush over here.
Speaker 3: Hang on, by the way, Matte, you were talking up
Speaker 3: how good the view is during Golden Hour from this apartment.
Speaker 2: What a shame it's cloudy because it's hideous out there.
Speaker 6: All right, I've got it behind my back for you.
Speaker 6: I've got it behind my back because a brand sent
Speaker 6: me this the other day. It's a stemless flute.
Speaker 2: Okay, stemless flute.
Speaker 3: So it's a champagne glass without the little bit of
Speaker 3: the bottom. I mean, that doesn't look like a normal cup.
Speaker 3: So that is less infuriating to me than a seamless
Speaker 3: wine glass, but I'd still rather the flute.
Speaker 6: And the thing with stemless wine glasses is the whole
Speaker 6: point of a stem, yeah, is so that that's what
Speaker 6: you hold, so that your wine doesn't get warm, yes,
Speaker 6: with your fingers or your hands. So a stemless wine
Speaker 6: glass defeats the purpose of having the wine.
Speaker 3: I actually had a bit in my comedy shows I've
Speaker 3: cut it since where I was talking about stemless wine
Speaker 3: glasses and one of my friends bought steamless wine glasses,
Speaker 3: especially for whenever I was visiting, and she's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I've got these for you so that you don't break
Speaker 3: my good glasses. And I was like, Babe, I'm pretty
Speaker 3: sure I could break a semless wine glass. Just to demonstrate,
Speaker 3: I had someone backstage throw wine glasses on and I
Speaker 3: was like, see they breakaball, and I just don't understand
Speaker 3: the point.
Speaker 2: I was like, a wine glass without the stem is
Speaker 2: just a.
Speaker 3: Cup, in the same way that a monitorless computer it's
Speaker 3: just a keyboard. A prongless fork is just a spoon.
Speaker 3: You can't say endless wine glass because it's literally just
Speaker 3: a cup.
Speaker 6: Fuck them, So hang on, I need to go back
Speaker 6: to you smashing glasses on stage.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was hard to get over the line because
Speaker 3: we've got the same promoter. Imagine me having to explain,
Speaker 3: so I want broken glass on stage.
Speaker 2: He was like really sure about that? Yeah, but it happened.
Speaker 6: And did it work. We've cut it. So did it
Speaker 6: not work or did it too hard? Too many logistics?
Speaker 2: Well, it just started to add up buying all these
Speaker 2: fucking wine glasses. I did that for the first show
Speaker 2: and then I was like, I don't want to take
Speaker 2: wine glasses to Melbourne, buy more and then smash them.
Speaker 2: And then I was coming back for Sydney Comedy Festival.
Speaker 3: Yeah, speaking in which we should both just be whores
Speaker 3: and plug our shows. I'm coming to Brisbane in September,
Speaker 3: so if you're down there, buy me tickets.
Speaker 6: And none of mine are on sale yet, so just
Speaker 6: go to Mitchell's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were not allowed to announce it yet, but
Speaker 3: we'll both give a clue. We're both coming to a
Speaker 3: city that begins with A and ends with delayed, So
Speaker 3: if you can figure it out, then that's on you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, can we talk about Celeste Barber right for a second.
Speaker 2: Sure.
Speaker 6: So here's some tea for you idiots.
Speaker 2: Just so funny hearing it from you idiots.
Speaker 6: So my friend said to me, she's a big Celest
Speaker 6: Barber fan, and I was like, she said to me,
Speaker 6: because I had just done my tour. She was like, oh,
Speaker 6: like Celest Barber was doing apparently, like this is a
Speaker 6: big American tour, two month tour, forty cities or forty
Speaker 6: dates across America. And my friend said to me, like,
Speaker 6: why is she doing this? Like why is she working
Speaker 6: two months NonStop? And I was like, I'll tell you
Speaker 6: why she's working two months no. Not because people don't
Speaker 6: realize like how easy it is to make money from
Speaker 6: a live show.
Speaker 3: Because like if you're selling hate for tickets and you're
Speaker 3: not even having to, you know, come up with new
Speaker 3: content every show, yeah, then it is easy.
Speaker 6: Yeah. I just think that people think like, oh, my
Speaker 6: ticket costs twenty bucks, but like they don't think about
Speaker 6: there's one hundred people in the room and.
Speaker 3: Nine to nine of them don't believe in you. But
Speaker 3: all it takes is that one person. Sorry carguck, but
Speaker 3: you know, like all adds up. Say, anyway, I did
Speaker 3: the math on Celest Barber's tour, didja? Yeah, So like
Speaker 3: let's take them from the top. First of all, I
Speaker 3: love how I thought when you said I've got some
Speaker 3: tea on Celest Barber that I was going to get
Speaker 3: some dirt.
Speaker 2: But you're just the tea is how successful?
Speaker 6: How much money she's making from this two a Because
Speaker 6: my friend's question was like, you're someone who does shows,
Speaker 6: why would someone put themselves through this for two months?
Speaker 6: And I said, well, I'll tell you dull. So I
Speaker 6: went on, her tickets are at the lowest I could
Speaker 6: find were ninety dollars. Right now, let's just say that
Speaker 6: just doing our research. And then also the fact that
Speaker 6: like she probably has like a tour bus, she has
Speaker 6: more people to employ, she has like a few other
Speaker 6: behind the scenes kind of people. Let's say like she
Speaker 6: probably from the ninety dollars, let's sorry that lemonade. Let's
Speaker 6: just be generous and say she gets how much of
Speaker 6: a percentage of that ticket.
Speaker 2: Like her cut? Yeah, maybe what sixty seventy?
Speaker 6: Well, I was thinking probably sixty seventy, but I think
Speaker 6: for the purpose, will go sixty, will go Kwa so
Speaker 6: I'll say, like sixty percent of ninety dollars is fifty
Speaker 6: four dollars.
Speaker 3: Because that other all that other money has to pay
Speaker 3: for everything like the Found Guy, the two Life whatever.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and so per ticket, she's getting fifty four dollars. Now.
Speaker 6: The interesting thing for Celes Barber because like, I know
Speaker 6: she's a big deal, but I didn't know she was
Speaker 6: like this big of deal because a lot of the
Speaker 6: shows were sold out.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know she did stand up.
Speaker 6: Well, well, yeah, it's kind of stand up, but she
Speaker 6: does have a special I think on Amazon Prime that
Speaker 6: I don't know whether i'd call it like stand up,
Speaker 6: but it's similar to us where we just kind of
Speaker 6: like tell story during a show. So if she's charging
Speaker 6: fifty four dollars per ticket, now, some of these theaters
Speaker 6: they ranged between two thousand, five hundred seats and three thousand,
Speaker 6: five hundred seats, I know.
Speaker 2: Let's go two thousand, five hundred.
Speaker 6: Let's go two thousand and five hundred, So we're doing
Speaker 6: the lowest possible. Yeah, So the fifty four dollars times
Speaker 6: two thousand, five hundred seeds, it adds up real fucking quick.
Speaker 6: That's one hundred and thirty five dollars thousand dollars one
Speaker 6: hundred and thirty five thousand dollars in her.
Speaker 2: Pockets, and then times that by forty, times.
Speaker 6: That by forty that's five point four million dollars.
Speaker 2: Fuck me too.
Speaker 6: So I said to my friend, that's why she's working
Speaker 6: for two months doll because that's five point four million
Speaker 6: before tax.
Speaker 2: Holy shh, Yeah, what would it be after tax?
Speaker 6: Well, I mean, if she's doing her it's tricky because
Speaker 6: she's in America.
Speaker 2: So let's go like thirty the maximum.
Speaker 6: Okay, so let's do thirty percent to tax. That's still
Speaker 6: three point seven eight million dollars.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 6: So and of course I feel like, which is like,
Speaker 6: that's all just an estimate, just.
Speaker 2: Under two million per month basically monthly balori.
Speaker 6: So shit, that's why she's doing so much work and
Speaker 6: cramming it into two months.
Speaker 3: So let's barb is a weird one for me because
Speaker 3: I didn't realize that she did anything more than just
Speaker 3: those Instagram posts she ripped off, you know, celebrity photos. Well,
Speaker 3: I think she'd copied the pose and just look really
Speaker 3: dagging in it. Like, I didn't realize that she was
Speaker 3: more than that I thought she'd just made videos, and
Speaker 3: then I.
Speaker 2: Was like, oh, fuck, she's a big deal.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think she. I think she just did that
Speaker 6: for a while then realized I'm missing out on a
Speaker 6: lot of money, right, And so then she decided to
Speaker 6: be like, well, what can I do. I can do
Speaker 6: TV shows, I can start doing like more of appearances,
Speaker 6: to start doing live shows and stuff like that. So
Speaker 6: I think she decided to kind of make some coin,
Speaker 6: which I love.
Speaker 3: I know that it's easy to say this, but I
Speaker 3: had that idea years ago where your copy celeb poses
Speaker 3: and just make it look really daggy and relatable, like
Speaker 3: you'd be standing there copying the same pose that a
Speaker 3: models doing it a bikini, but you've got your gunt
Speaker 3: drooping over and you're wearing the hideous granny undies.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, that could be funny. I just
Speaker 2: never got around to it.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure it's in a phone note somewhere from
Speaker 3: years ago being like ideas.
Speaker 2: I just never did it. And then when se Let's
Speaker 2: started doing it, I was like, fuck me, you.
Speaker 6: Could have been making five point four million dollars before
Speaker 6: tax every two months since you were smart about it.
Speaker 6: That's the thing. I find that a lot of the
Speaker 6: time as.
Speaker 2: Well, many things I could be doing if I was smart.
Speaker 6: You know what I do. You know what happens these days.
Speaker 6: So see back in the day, like on YouTube, if
Speaker 6: someone else did an idea that I had written down
Speaker 6: in my notes because I was the same thing, I'd
Speaker 6: write it down in my notes, and I'd sit and
Speaker 6: sit there and sit there and sit there, and then ah,
Speaker 6: fucking Joel mikkelefs Donner, you know, and now I'm like, well,
Speaker 6: now i can't do it because it looks like I'm
Speaker 6: copying him. Well, these days, with the world of TikTok
Speaker 6: and it being so oversaturated, if I see someone else
Speaker 6: do it, I just do it better, you know, Like
Speaker 6: I may as well just just do it because there's
Speaker 6: so many people are creating. Like even though I've seen
Speaker 6: someone else do it, ten people would have done it
Speaker 6: before them, and a hundred people are going to do
Speaker 6: it after them, and.
Speaker 2: You can just like pretend, oh it's a TikTok challenge.
Speaker 2: This is my version of it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And I've never just like blatantly copied somebody else's
Speaker 6: TikTok or idea.
Speaker 2: I'd chuck a little credit in the comments thanks blah
Speaker 2: blah blah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but I mean like one that I've actually written
Speaker 6: down and thought about beforehand, and I've gone, oh, fuck, better.
Speaker 2: Do my Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I had written down in my
Speaker 3: phone notes? It was something to do with an impression
Speaker 3: of jab high Fi workers. And then I found out
Speaker 3: I've never even seen one. But I found out that
Speaker 3: Milligraham or at Milli on TikTok has done a few
Speaker 3: of those, and I didn't realize I've never seen one,
Speaker 3: but I remember someone mentioning, oh, you know Millie's hilarious
Speaker 3: baby High five.
Speaker 2: Videos, and I was like, oh, fuck me.
Speaker 3: I wrote that down recently thinking it was so original,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, for God's sake, everything's been done, nothing's new.
Speaker 6: So no, that's why I just do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my jab high five video coming soon. In that case,
Speaker 2: well why not?
Speaker 6: You could do it better?
Speaker 2: To be honest, No, I'm not much of an actress,
Speaker 2: so I don't know if I would do it better.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she she's pretty good though, like she is just
Speaker 3: pretty eerie, but she's not an actress though.
Speaker 6: I'd a cold fucking kid man. She's done night training,
Speaker 6: has she she's gone tonight, and she's got the thing
Speaker 6: that says, you know, I'm an actress.
Speaker 2: Then fair enough, but true she does TikTok.
Speaker 6: She's done actress, although there was that one stint she
Speaker 6: did in Bump. Oh yeah, we'll give her that. We'll
Speaker 6: give her the two lines. Does that make him an actress? Though?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe she's got an IMDb. Now we don't know, but
Speaker 2: I'm gonna check.
Speaker 3: Maybe not an actress, but yeah, she's got an impressions
Speaker 3: and like characters and stuff, whereas I am not so
Speaker 3: not so much.
Speaker 6: Millie Ford, I am dB Milly Sorry, I stand corrected.
Speaker 6: Milly Ford is an actress known for Bump and Rebound,
Speaker 6: hang on something else. I don't know what rebound is.
Speaker 6: I can't see anything about this, but Milly Ford apparently
Speaker 6: played Tiffany in Rebound. Let me see if I can
Speaker 6: get it. You have never even heard of I think
Speaker 6: they said a fourteen. Well I don't know.
Speaker 2: Oh this was before Bump.
Speaker 6: No that's not it. Oh, here we go. No, that's on.
Speaker 6: Let me see rebound Millie forward. Okay, I'm on, I'm
Speaker 6: on the case here, bitches.
Speaker 2: Nothing comes out.
Speaker 6: That's being very successful. Well, our AMDB page has nothing
Speaker 6: on it, like there's just the rebound has like no info.
Speaker 3: Anyway, we're at that point in the episode this is
Speaker 3: it's funny that we're here because it happens when Mitch
Speaker 3: is here too. We're at that point in the episode
Speaker 3: where we both get a bit delirious and he just
Speaker 3: starts googling.
Speaker 2: Shit's not actually listening to me.
Speaker 6: I told you, I'm such a fill in, like I'm
Speaker 6: we're twins. Yeah, see that's why we I'm glad we
Speaker 6: didn't date because it wouldn't have gone well about that
Speaker 6: because we're the same person, you know, a little bit
Speaker 6: of a throwback for long times.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I actually like pronouncing it that way because it
Speaker 2: sounds like.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what That's what I thought it wass.
Speaker 2: No, we just flat out called them idiots.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna start calling them digitsits.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening? Should we get out of here?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 6: Are you saying should we?
Speaker 2: Or have you got more googling to do? I don't mind.
Speaker 2: I don't know what google moore, but.
Speaker 6: I'd also you know, it's it's five thirty. I better
Speaker 6: put the truck in the oven.
Speaker 2: Oh god, your moment. Oh, in that case, we better
Speaker 2: let you go.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you better let you go, Joel.
Speaker 2: All right, thanks. We hope this podcast made you feel
Speaker 2: at least two percent better today, that's all.
Speaker 3: I forgot to tell you. You've got a line there
Speaker 3: every time I say that catchphrase. We hope this podcast
Speaker 3: made you feel at least two percent better, that's all.
Speaker 3: Jenna and Mitchell's response is to say, in unison, so
Speaker 3: we do.
Speaker 6: So we do much like.
Speaker 2: They're at church. Yeah it's a bit culty.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, it doesn't matter anyway, we over made
Speaker 3: you feel two percent.
Speaker 6: Better, so we do.
Speaker 2: Oh gorgeous.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, you can catch us on trash Alley
Speaker 3: or we'll be back with is it just me next
Speaker 3: week hopefully Mitch is back on board.
Speaker 6: If not, you'll have me again probably and hopefully I'll
Speaker 6: clean my office by then. Yeah. Well, and we can
Speaker 6: film the episode because we didn't film today. It's one
Speaker 6: sorry I said no, the mess that is a wreck
Speaker 6: just fucked up.
Speaker 3: It's two versions of all and Hey, the public Thesigner
Speaker 3: and Caravan Park. So I've got Caravan Park, Matthew Today.
Speaker 6: Trailer trash anyway, Okay, I gotta let you Go by kisses.
Speaker 3: Actually you should do one of those. I'll better let
Speaker 3: you go. I've got a and then a throw back
Speaker 3: to something in the episode. That's how we enentrash Alley.
Speaker 6: I better let you Go. I gotta go, post a
Speaker 6: dick pic on Instagram.
Speaker 2: All right, thanks for listening.
Speaker 6: Bye.
Speaker 1: Is It Just Me a podcast by a couple of meches.
Speaker 4: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app.