WEBVTT - #116: Trash Alley's Junk with Alright Hey 0:00:01.200 --> 0:00:03.120 People do some weird ship. 0:00:03.240 --> 0:00:04.400 Would you like to try vape? 0:00:04.480 --> 0:00:06.320 Why would you take up something that is going to 0:00:06.320 --> 0:00:07.520 be addictive and expensive? 0:00:07.680 --> 0:00:08.360 I think that people. 0:00:08.360 --> 0:00:10.640 I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid, 0:00:11.640 --> 0:00:13.960 some things make more sense than others. 0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:16.159 You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and 0:00:16.200 --> 0:00:18.280 I just don't know. How can you figure that's going 0:00:18.320 --> 0:00:20.880 to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose? 0:00:21.200 --> 0:00:21.239 No? 0:00:22.160 --> 0:00:22.319 You know. 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:23.560 I had it in the car on the way home 0:00:23.600 --> 0:00:24.800 and I didn't have a spoon, so I was like 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:25.200 an hour. 0:00:25.120 --> 0:00:28.639 Adillo trying to get ants out of a whole. Bless 0:00:28.720 --> 0:00:32.640 yourself for the rude shocks of young adults food being 0:00:32.760 --> 0:00:36.640 fingered as an awful sensation. You haven't been thinking about 0:00:36.640 --> 0:00:42.640 the right person. Goodness me? Is it just still to 0:00:42.640 --> 0:00:44.040 play a couple of mitches? 0:00:44.520 --> 0:00:44.760 Hi? 0:00:45.120 --> 0:00:48.040 It's Jenna, Please don't forget to include my name in 0:00:48.040 --> 0:00:49.159 the opener this season? 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:54.600 Sorry? Now he is Mitch Chulli and Mitchell kou. 0:00:55.200 --> 0:00:58.440 Yes solo, Hello, welcomed? Is it just me Mitch Cheery 0:00:58.640 --> 0:00:59.600 is away this week? 0:00:59.680 --> 0:01:01.720 But it just so happens that I had a spare 0:01:01.760 --> 0:01:04.880 co host lying around, which is handy. So all right, 0:01:04.959 --> 0:01:07.440 Hey from trash Alley on Spotify's here. 0:01:07.560 --> 0:01:08.400 Welcome back to it. 0:01:08.520 --> 0:01:10.640 Oh, it feels good to be here. Ha you just 0:01:10.800 --> 0:01:12.120 how are you it? 0:01:12.680 --> 0:01:15.600 I like that it's so handy having two co hosts. 0:01:15.600 --> 0:01:16.840 They're interchangeable for me. 0:01:17.000 --> 0:01:19.199 Yeah, and it makes sense because when I was away 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:20.800 on trash Alley, of course Mitch Fielding. 0:01:21.000 --> 0:01:22.720 Yeah, each other's understudies. I love it. 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:25.119 It's just tit for tat. In fact, been het understudies. 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:29.160 I did get mistaken for Mitch Churry once. That's when 0:01:29.200 --> 0:01:30.840 I did a lot of skin care because you know, 0:01:30.920 --> 0:01:34.200 Mitch has got quite glowy skin people's actually, so if 0:01:34.200 --> 0:01:36.039 he does need an understudy, I mean, I'm happy to 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:39.280 go on his radio show. And can you imagine that. 0:01:39.200 --> 0:01:41.440 I just need to let out idiots know that I've 0:01:41.440 --> 0:01:43.639 come to your house to record, and. 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:46.600 I get that it takes a while to unpack it. 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:48.640 Fuck me, what a pig sty I've walked into. 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:52.520 Don't turn me under the bus. You don't understand. So 0:01:52.600 --> 0:01:54.800 we only moved in not long ago, and then I 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:56.960 went on to I did my live shows, and then 0:01:57.000 --> 0:01:59.520 I got back from my live shows, had COVID and 0:01:59.640 --> 0:02:02.400 I just haven't had time to kind of unpack and 0:02:02.680 --> 0:02:04.360 get my office in order. 0:02:04.760 --> 0:02:06.440 Yeah, I was just like kicking piles of trash at 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:08.839 my feet, like, oh, okay, if I put a chair 0:02:08.919 --> 0:02:10.320 here to record. 0:02:10.320 --> 0:02:12.320 But anyway, I'm sure you know how this works. You've 0:02:12.320 --> 0:02:14.280 been in our podcast before. We start the show the 0:02:14.320 --> 0:02:16.680 same way every week with something we noticed, something we 0:02:16.760 --> 0:02:19.160 hate or appreciate. There are is it just means we've 0:02:19.160 --> 0:02:21.040 got what each Do you want to kick things off 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:23.760 as the guest of honor? Yeah, sure, all right, cool, 0:02:23.800 --> 0:02:25.960 let's get into it. 0:02:26.040 --> 0:02:27.200 Is it just me? 0:02:29.480 --> 0:02:33.120 Did you think when you were younger the water bills 0:02:33.360 --> 0:02:36.560 were going to be much higher when you were an adult? 0:02:37.160 --> 0:02:39.760 Can't relate. I'm a farm boy, mate. Our water came 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:43.119 from the sky oh, straight into the gardens, straight into 0:02:43.120 --> 0:02:45.680 the tank. We didn't have to pay water bills. Having 0:02:45.720 --> 0:02:47.760 said that, there are issues that come with that, like 0:02:47.800 --> 0:02:50.000 you know, drought when there's no water coming. 0:02:49.800 --> 0:02:51.200 From the sky showers. 0:02:51.480 --> 0:02:52.799 They were going to say drowning. 0:02:55.280 --> 0:02:58.519 Actually, ironically, you know how people always think, oh, the farmers, 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:00.440 how are they coping with the drought. I was on 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:01.919 the phone and Mom the other day and she said, 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:05.040 the farm is fucking flooded, Like they're getting too much rain, 0:03:05.080 --> 0:03:08.120 and I was like Jesus, literally when it rains at Pousa, 0:03:08.560 --> 0:03:10.720 they're struggling. But no, we didn't have to have water bills. 0:03:10.760 --> 0:03:13.119 Why I mcaine, you've done in a garden? Well, when 0:03:13.160 --> 0:03:16.400 I was when I was younger, I just thought that, like, 0:03:16.480 --> 0:03:20.120 water bills would be really expensive when you got like 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:22.920 when you lived by yourself. My mom was always like 0:03:22.960 --> 0:03:25.079 one of those people was like, get out of the shower, 0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:27.600 your waist in the water, hurry up, you know, going 0:03:27.639 --> 0:03:28.040 on and on. 0:03:28.120 --> 0:03:30.040 Oh, like it's going to cost a fortune that water bill. 0:03:30.240 --> 0:03:32.960 It couldn't keep the tap running while I was brushing 0:03:33.000 --> 0:03:34.840 my teeth and things like that. And of course we 0:03:34.840 --> 0:03:38.520 were It's not just the whole because obviously we grew 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:41.200 up and we're going through a drought, so obviously the 0:03:42.280 --> 0:03:44.080 you would expect that. My mom was like, we need 0:03:44.120 --> 0:03:45.800 to save water because there's a drought. 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:48.000 Oh my god. So when she says think of the farmers, 0:03:48.080 --> 0:03:50.440 she was talking about me, Yeah, my family. 0:03:50.640 --> 0:03:52.480 So true. But the problem was my mum and never 0:03:52.520 --> 0:03:55.240 did that. My mum was like, turn the water off 0:03:55.280 --> 0:03:57.720 because the water bill will be too high. And so 0:03:57.840 --> 0:03:59.880 I was always like expecting that water bills must have 0:03:59.880 --> 0:04:03.520 been like five hundred dollars of quarter. And I've gotten 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:05.680 my water bills and like, I've never paid more than 0:04:05.720 --> 0:04:08.960 twenty dollars a quarter a quarter, like as in, every 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:11.200 three months I get a water blot and my water 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:13.280 bill will be I thought that you had to be 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:14.840 hundreds of dollars. I think the most I've paid for 0:04:14.840 --> 0:04:16.839 a water bill is thirty three dollars for a quarter. 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:17.760 Fuck. 0:04:17.839 --> 0:04:19.960 That's a bargain when you think about it, I know, right. 0:04:20.360 --> 0:04:22.240 And it's weird because when it comes to bills, I 0:04:22.240 --> 0:04:24.080 don't even know what our water is. Jordan takes care 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:26.440 of that. The house mate. He just says, oh, yeah, 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:27.919 only such and such. I don't even pay attention. 0:04:28.160 --> 0:04:30.560 I see, I'm that housemate that has to have all 0:04:30.560 --> 0:04:31.040 the things. 0:04:31.200 --> 0:04:33.240 Yeah, you're you're across all the money you do the book? 0:04:33.320 --> 0:04:33.960 Yeah for the house. 0:04:33.960 --> 0:04:34.480 This is a book. 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:35.520 Yeah right. 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:35.800 Well. 0:04:35.920 --> 0:04:38.440 I when Jordan and I moved into our current place, 0:04:38.839 --> 0:04:41.719 we were stressing because it has air con, and we thought, 0:04:41.839 --> 0:04:44.120 oh my god, our electricity bill is going to be 0:04:44.200 --> 0:04:46.920 through the fucking roof. Are we ready for this? Can 0:04:46.960 --> 0:04:50.240 we afford this? I can't actually stress to you how 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:53.320 drastically cheaper it is to have air conditioner versus running 0:04:53.560 --> 0:04:57.040 little Sunbeam pedestal fans twenty four to seven, Like it 0:04:57.080 --> 0:04:59.039 was so much more expensive to not have air con. 0:04:59.160 --> 0:05:00.320 It's bizarre, you wanted. 0:05:00.800 --> 0:05:03.839 One time, when I was living with my best friend Clayton, 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:06.640 who is still my best friend now we live together 0:05:06.680 --> 0:05:09.480 at one point and we just like got to you know, 0:05:09.560 --> 0:05:12.360 with every like housemate situation, Like there's always times where 0:05:12.720 --> 0:05:14.800 everything the other person does is just getting on your 0:05:14.839 --> 0:05:17.680 fucking nerves and you just like hate everything. Every time 0:05:18.080 --> 0:05:19.920 they breathe too loud and you're like, get out of 0:05:19.920 --> 0:05:22.719 my house. You know, that's just too much. So once 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:25.800 upon a time, he left his air conditioner on during 0:05:25.839 --> 0:05:28.320 the day and he went to work and he left 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:30.159 the air cone on. And because this is my first 0:05:30.200 --> 0:05:31.839 time living out of home and we hadn't had a 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:35.680 like electricity bill yet, I was like under the impression 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:37.680 that this was going to be like a really expensive 0:05:37.680 --> 0:05:38.000 thing and. 0:05:38.000 --> 0:05:39.360 This could cripple our household. 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:42.760 Don't get me wrong, Like electricity bills definitely, like can 0:05:43.000 --> 0:05:45.440 get very expensive. Like I understand that, Like I'm not 0:05:45.480 --> 0:05:47.400 saying I'm paying too dollars to turn a lard on 0:05:47.560 --> 0:05:49.680 but what I'm saying is he left it on, and 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:53.440 I was like, how dare use all this energy in 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:56.080 this house while it's not even there. So I sent 0:05:56.160 --> 0:05:58.039 like a message to the house mate group chat and 0:05:58.160 --> 0:06:00.800 was like just a reminder everyone, like if you want 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:03.600 to just turn your aircuns off before you leave of 0:06:03.600 --> 0:06:08.200 the morning, because like the whole top level was freezing cold, and. 0:06:08.120 --> 0:06:10.440 I mean it is a waste, you're right. 0:06:10.360 --> 0:06:12.520 Yeah, And then he actually gave me some figures of 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:14.600 how much it costs to run an air con it's 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:18.120 and it is about like forty two cents every six 0:06:18.200 --> 0:06:20.640 hour block or something like he's here. It gave me 0:06:20.680 --> 0:06:23.760 this whole Google spreadsheet of like Sydney council rates and 0:06:23.800 --> 0:06:27.279 like running electricity rates and like how much it costs. 0:06:27.279 --> 0:06:29.960 And it was only I think, look, I'm just making 0:06:30.000 --> 0:06:32.520 this up. Google it if you need to actually have 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:34.920 some yeah, we don't do facts proof, yeah, no proof 0:06:35.040 --> 0:06:37.359 mind it. But I think it was something like forty 0:06:37.400 --> 0:06:39.880 two cents for each four hour block or something, so 0:06:39.920 --> 0:06:42.000 it's like ten cents an hour and it was only 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:43.560 on for two hours. So he was like, I'll just 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:45.560 transfer you the twenty four cents if that makes it 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:47.800 feel better, and then I felt like an idiot. 0:06:47.800 --> 0:06:50.320 You know, I wonder what makes electricity so expensive if 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:52.200 it's not the aircon draining, and what the fuck is it? 0:06:52.680 --> 0:06:54.360 Yeah, I don't know, to be honest. 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:56.280 By the way, you said that you used to live 0:06:56.320 --> 0:06:58.520 with your best friend and he's still your best friend. 0:06:58.560 --> 0:07:00.159 Did you find that your better friends now that you 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:00.880 don't live together. 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:03.320 Yeah for sure. 0:07:03.400 --> 0:07:05.479 Yeah, because when I live with my best friend Talisha, 0:07:05.560 --> 0:07:06.520 it nearly ruined us. 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:07.400 Yeah. 0:07:07.640 --> 0:07:08.200 Thank god we. 0:07:08.120 --> 0:07:10.000 Don't live together anymore. No offense to her, but yeah, 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:11.560 you're right. You just start to get on each other's 0:07:11.560 --> 0:07:12.760 nerves and it's better to not. 0:07:13.080 --> 0:07:15.480 Yeah. So I've lived with four best friends now, so 0:07:16.400 --> 0:07:18.800 there were just there was just issues with everyone. Like 0:07:18.840 --> 0:07:20.560 if I could give anyone a piece of advice, it 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:23.720 would be probably don't move in with your best friends. 0:07:23.760 --> 0:07:25.680 I'm still really good friends with all of them. Yeah, 0:07:25.680 --> 0:07:29.640 you just get you just have those moments where you go, 0:07:30.640 --> 0:07:32.840 I think this will ruin us. So I know you 0:07:32.880 --> 0:07:34.120 Andisha for sure. 0:07:34.200 --> 0:07:37.080 Thank god, Jordan is the most low maintenance house made 0:07:37.080 --> 0:07:38.720 I've had ever. So yeah, we've had a good run. 0:07:39.000 --> 0:07:41.080 But anyway, should we get into my is it just me? 0:07:41.240 --> 0:07:45.040 Mm hmm, all right, cool, let's go Bradley, Is it 0:07:45.560 --> 0:07:49.320 just me? Are you a bit of a shit flirt? 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:55.240 Do you remember not too long ago on our podcast 0:07:55.320 --> 0:07:58.760 trash Ally, you said I can't imagine you flirting. 0:07:58.960 --> 0:08:01.000 I just can't compute that, and I've got a bit offended. 0:08:01.360 --> 0:08:04.720 I think you're right, and I've only realized that recently 0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:08.560 because I'm saying someone at the moment and I was like, Jesus, 0:08:08.640 --> 0:08:10.640 I really don't know what I'm doing, do I because 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:11.360 the other day I. 0:08:11.320 --> 0:08:13.120 Don't even have I don't even know what he looks like. 0:08:13.160 --> 0:08:16.440 In general. You haven't shown me. Here we go, this 0:08:16.440 --> 0:08:21.200 would be good. Oh yeah, he's cute. I'm into it. 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:22.880 I don't know if I could deal with you with 0:08:22.880 --> 0:08:26.000 a boyfriend, like not to throw you under the bus, 0:08:26.040 --> 0:08:28.920 because I obviously don't think I had a boyfriend the 0:08:28.920 --> 0:08:31.040 whole time that I knew you either until I met Sky. 0:08:31.400 --> 0:08:33.640 Yeah, no, I don't remember what you were like without one, really, 0:08:33.840 --> 0:08:35.000 although there was your whole phase. 0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:38.199 God, how can I won't get into that? 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:40.360 Well, I don't have a boyfriend, so you don't have 0:08:40.400 --> 0:08:40.760 to worry. 0:08:40.800 --> 0:08:43.079 Oh you don't want to jinx at all? Right. Sorry. 0:08:43.280 --> 0:08:45.680 What happened was he we've added each other on be Real, 0:08:45.880 --> 0:08:48.640 Oh yes, and he posted his be real that day 0:08:48.679 --> 0:08:50.920 and I thought, fuck, he looks gorgeous in that photo. 0:08:51.280 --> 0:08:54.679 Firstly, like that's not what the app's for. And I 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:55.680 was like, god, he looks good. 0:08:55.960 --> 0:08:58.839 And instead of just saying that, like, oh, you look hot, 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:02.800 what would you have said in that situation you want 0:09:02.800 --> 0:09:04.240 to tell someone you think they look hot and they 0:09:04.320 --> 0:09:05.840 be real, to. 0:09:05.760 --> 0:09:10.120 Be honest, like, I'd probably send a reaction first. I'd 0:09:10.120 --> 0:09:13.959 probably send a reaction and then maybe take the conversation offline. Yeah, 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:16.000 like and you know, send a text and say what, 0:09:16.920 --> 0:09:19.400 I don't know something about it? You looked good and 0:09:19.400 --> 0:09:20.320 you'll be real today. 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:23.240 Okay, So that's that's like a normal thing to say. 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:23.720 Yeah. 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:28.599 Because I'm an idiot, I framed it as like an intervention. 0:09:29.280 --> 0:09:33.079 I sent him a voice message and I said, right, listen, 0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:35.800 I know you're knew to be real, but I don't 0:09:35.800 --> 0:09:39.600 think you understand the point. You're meant to look foul 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:42.959 and you look fucking gorgeous. You have no right looking 0:09:43.000 --> 0:09:44.960 as hot as you do in that photo, and like 0:09:45.000 --> 0:09:46.520 you took the compliment well, but I did think to 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:50.120 myself later. Why does my version of flirting translate to 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:50.960 like almost abuse. 0:09:51.080 --> 0:09:53.079 It's like a backhanded compliment. 0:09:54.320 --> 0:09:58.880 I'm like, you look gorgeous, you idiot. It's just me. 0:10:01.320 --> 0:10:03.400 You got something on your mind? 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:07.280 Hit up at a couple of mitches on Instagram for 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:08.800 get yourself on the show. 0:10:09.400 --> 0:10:11.200 All right, it's that time in the show where we 0:10:11.240 --> 0:10:13.200 hand the reins over to you, our idiots. 0:10:13.240 --> 0:10:14.880 If you want to get an is it just you 0:10:15.160 --> 0:10:15.880 off your chest? 0:10:15.880 --> 0:10:17.200 And either it just me or your own you just 0:10:17.280 --> 0:10:19.880 dms at couple of mitches, then it's a boy's message, 0:10:20.040 --> 0:10:21.360 or you can come on the show as a caller 0:10:21.440 --> 0:10:23.920 up to you. Either way, you win something from prize 0:10:23.960 --> 0:10:27.680 keeper Jenner's prize cupboard. So today, Hailey, you should be 0:10:27.720 --> 0:10:29.680 hitting up Jenna on Instagram to claim your prize. 0:10:29.720 --> 0:10:31.280 Ok, this is what Hailey sent into us. 0:10:31.640 --> 0:10:34.559 Is it just me? Or is it really disappointing when 0:10:34.559 --> 0:10:37.240 to get a really bad hush brown from Macas when 0:10:37.240 --> 0:10:41.240 you're hungover, Like you go there on a Sunday morning 0:10:41.800 --> 0:10:47.320 before eleven o'clock and you get your maccas, your coffee 0:10:47.400 --> 0:10:50.320 and your hash brown and you get home and then 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:54.320 it's really soggy and it's not nice, and it's just 0:10:54.360 --> 0:10:58.120 really disappointing. You just really need a good hash Brown 0:10:58.240 --> 0:11:01.000 on a Sunday morning when you hung over and you 0:11:01.040 --> 0:11:04.040 need to recover, and then you get home, and that's 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:06.520 fucking terrible, terrible. 0:11:06.559 --> 0:11:10.040 I'd say, ah, perfect timing, Hayley. You've got two former 0:11:10.160 --> 0:11:12.359 magazine employees on the podcast today. 0:11:12.280 --> 0:11:12.880 So true. 0:11:13.600 --> 0:11:16.600 I am embarrassed that some stores manage to let the 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:19.320 hash Browns go soggy, because like pressure is on if 0:11:19.360 --> 0:11:22.080 you're on hash brown duty during the breakfast run, like 0:11:22.160 --> 0:11:25.679 you're pumping those things out so quickly, and they're so crispy. 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:28.040 And crunchy normally. I actually don't know how they go soggy. 0:11:28.200 --> 0:11:31.480 Yeah, because obviously they've sat there too long. But like, 0:11:31.520 --> 0:11:32.920 I know what you mean, but I don't know why 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:35.760 they go soggy, because one, there's a huge turnover of them. 0:11:35.960 --> 0:11:38.480 Two you should know like how many to put on. 0:11:38.559 --> 0:11:40.920 And three if it's been soggy, you either like if 0:11:40.920 --> 0:11:43.040 it's sat there and it's gorn soggy, I would never 0:11:43.080 --> 0:11:45.560 put that in a customer's bag. It would either first 0:11:45.640 --> 0:11:48.720 of all, if there was like enough time, it would 0:11:48.800 --> 0:11:51.280 go into the waist spin and then like cook more. 0:11:51.679 --> 0:11:54.240 Hopefully you'd be a proactive enough to know that more 0:11:54.280 --> 0:11:56.920 were coming up in ten seconds anyway, or if you've 0:11:57.000 --> 0:11:59.720 really had no time and you really had no patience, 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:02.839 throw that bitch back in the fry after ten seconds, 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:05.440 crisp and her up a little bit and make her 0:12:05.520 --> 0:12:08.920 piping hot and put her back in the bag. But yeah, 0:12:08.960 --> 0:12:10.920 it's I'm with you on that one, Hayley. 0:12:11.200 --> 0:12:13.480 Actually this sounds a bit weird, but I don't mind 0:12:13.520 --> 0:12:15.959 as soggy hash brown if I'm hungover, Like if you're 0:12:16.000 --> 0:12:18.840 hungover and you're ordering macas, especially if for getting it delivered, 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:24.640 you fucking know what you're getting. You're getting an absolutely vile, greasy, disgusting, 0:12:24.760 --> 0:12:28.080 not at all well presented hangover feast. Like the soggy 0:12:28.080 --> 0:12:29.720 hash brown kind of adds to it for me. But 0:12:29.760 --> 0:12:32.640 if I'm going out for a beautiful breakfast and they 0:12:32.679 --> 0:12:35.560 get me at soggy hash brown, nap nap. 0:12:35.400 --> 0:12:38.800 Oh yeah, Like as if you go to a cafe, yeah, yeah, 0:12:38.800 --> 0:12:39.120 that's a thing. 0:12:39.360 --> 0:12:40.679 Or if I'm going to Macis because I've got a 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:42.480 big day ahead of me, I'll have a Macis breakfast, 0:12:42.480 --> 0:12:44.920 you know, like before a long drive or something. Yeah, 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:47.040 that's when I'm like, I expect it to be perfect, 0:12:47.040 --> 0:12:49.880 but if I'm hungover, like you know what you're gonna get. Really, 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:51.360 it almost adds to the experience. 0:12:51.400 --> 0:12:52.559 I feel you've. 0:12:52.360 --> 0:12:55.280 Literally just like unlocked a memory for me of like 0:12:55.400 --> 0:13:00.920 an early morning crispy, crunchy, fluffy hash round before a 0:13:00.960 --> 0:13:04.839 big road trip. Right. Oh, that's just gorgeous, or. 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:07.040 Like an excursion when they take you to breakfast. 0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:10.120 Yeah, just stunning. But if my hash brown is socky, 0:13:10.320 --> 0:13:12.200 I just chuck it on the burger anyway, like on 0:13:12.280 --> 0:13:16.600 the bake. No, I'm a sausage McMuffin person. Yeah, skip 0:13:16.679 --> 0:13:20.160 the egg on the sausage muffin. Sometimes I go crazy 0:13:20.160 --> 0:13:23.760 and add chicken sauce. Yeah. And then so if the 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:27.079 hashmroun's hot and crispy, I'll have it. If it's not anything, 0:13:27.160 --> 0:13:29.600 but I'll chuck it on the muffin. 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:34.880 You know, it's fucking underrated and so fucking gorgeous. If 0:13:34.880 --> 0:13:36.840 you get hot cakes and they give you that hot 0:13:36.840 --> 0:13:39.480 cake syrup, which is basically just maple syrup, I don't 0:13:39.480 --> 0:13:41.760 know why they can't call it that. That on your 0:13:41.800 --> 0:13:43.439 hash brown, Yeah, holy. 0:13:43.200 --> 0:13:45.360 Fa dip your hash brown in it. Or another one. 0:13:45.360 --> 0:13:50.280 If you want to take it even further, order chocolate 0:13:50.400 --> 0:13:53.280 sundae syrup in a lid in a little Pus breakfast 0:13:53.320 --> 0:13:55.760 and you put the Hashbroun in the chocolate syrup. No, die, 0:13:55.880 --> 0:13:59.000 knock it till you tried it. It is just gorgeous. 0:13:59.040 --> 0:14:02.720 But I will admit hash the hotcake syrah. Someone told 0:14:02.720 --> 0:14:04.840 me to do that when I worked at McDonald's and 0:14:04.840 --> 0:14:08.120 I went, ill, you are disgusting, but no, that's not happening. 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:10.920 I tried that. I went, this is a it's a 0:14:11.080 --> 0:14:12.360 spiritual experience. 0:14:12.440 --> 0:14:13.319 Yeah, one hundred percent. 0:14:13.640 --> 0:14:16.160 And also you're right, I really shouldn't knock it till 0:14:16.160 --> 0:14:18.200 I've tried it when it comes to your recommendations, because 0:14:18.200 --> 0:14:20.480 I don't know if I've brought this up on this podcast, 0:14:20.560 --> 0:14:22.800 but over on trash Allie, you were telling me once 0:14:22.840 --> 0:14:26.880 that the perfect hangover cure is a large sprite for McDonald's. 0:14:27.040 --> 0:14:28.880 It has to be from macas. It can't be from 0:14:28.920 --> 0:14:31.120 any other place. It can't be a normal sprite from 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:33.520 the supermarket. And I was like, how can that be? 0:14:34.000 --> 0:14:35.720 But one time we tried it because we were both 0:14:35.760 --> 0:14:38.240 hung over on the podcast, and fuck me, it works 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:42.240 a treat so, Darlin Hailey, even if you get a 0:14:42.360 --> 0:14:44.720 soggy hash brown, just get a large sprite to go 0:14:44.800 --> 0:14:46.920 with it, and you will be healed all the same. 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:48.720 Your hangover will be gone like that. 0:14:49.120 --> 0:14:52.880 Well here's the thing with that. What Ever, since we 0:14:52.920 --> 0:14:56.160 did that podcast episode, I've been inundated with messages from 0:14:56.160 --> 0:14:58.080 people who work at McDonald's, people who have gone to 0:14:58.120 --> 0:15:01.760 McDonald since and tried to do the sprite trick to 0:15:01.880 --> 0:15:05.280 cure their hangover. And McDonald's has actually let them know 0:15:05.320 --> 0:15:08.920 that they no longer do sprite on post mix. They 0:15:08.960 --> 0:15:12.280 don't do sprite at all at McDonald's anymore. The only 0:15:12.400 --> 0:15:15.640 sprite they can give you is now sprite no sugar. 0:15:16.600 --> 0:15:18.600 Oh so when I ordered a large sprite to cure 0:15:18.640 --> 0:15:21.000 my hangover recently, they sent me a sprite no sugar? 0:15:21.160 --> 0:15:22.600 Was it the one when we recorded? 0:15:23.480 --> 0:15:24.600 No, it was a week later. 0:15:24.800 --> 0:15:26.640 Well, was did it taste like no sugar? Did you 0:15:26.680 --> 0:15:27.880 go this don't taste throughout? 0:15:28.240 --> 0:15:28.720 Do you know what? 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:31.600 It didn't work? It didn't quell my hangover. I was thinking, 0:15:31.880 --> 0:15:34.840 what's going on? I must be extra hungover today. Yeah, 0:15:34.880 --> 0:15:37.160 because it just didn't heal me the same way as 0:15:37.160 --> 0:15:38.160 that time we tried them. 0:15:38.240 --> 0:15:41.400 So I don't know whether that's like an everywhere thing, 0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:45.080 but I've gotten at the least twenty people like message 0:15:45.120 --> 0:15:48.160 me directly and say there's no longer sprite at McDonald's. 0:15:48.160 --> 0:15:51.760 There is now only no sugar sprite, which I didn't 0:15:51.760 --> 0:15:55.280 even know no sugar sprite existed, you know, neither. So 0:15:55.680 --> 0:15:57.200 not happy about that because I don't think a no 0:15:57.280 --> 0:15:58.960 sugar sprite would cure my hangover. 0:15:59.160 --> 0:16:03.760 I reckon sugar is possibly what does it? It's refreshing 0:16:03.800 --> 0:16:04.920 and this gives you a little kick. 0:16:05.240 --> 0:16:08.240 Oh that's devastating because like a couple of weeks after 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:10.920 we tried them on the podcast, I tried it at home, 0:16:11.160 --> 0:16:13.760 ordered some sp I think I got two even, and 0:16:14.000 --> 0:16:15.960 they didn't work. And I thought, wow, I must have 0:16:16.000 --> 0:16:18.120 gone really hard last night of the sprites not curing me. 0:16:18.280 --> 0:16:20.840 Fuck yeah, right, we'll just forget every piece of advice 0:16:20.880 --> 0:16:21.480 I just gave you. 0:16:21.480 --> 0:16:23.640 The sprite hack doesn't work. That is so devastating. 0:16:23.960 --> 0:16:25.320 Honestly, it's ruined my life. 0:16:25.560 --> 0:16:26.200 What a shame. 0:16:26.520 --> 0:16:30.760 Anyway, Thanks Haley, hit up, Jennifer your price Darland. Okay, 0:16:30.840 --> 0:16:32.600 you know that when we've got a guest here on 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:35.040 the podcast, we like to get them to do a 0:16:35.040 --> 0:16:37.560 little game of ours. And since you're hear alright, hey, 0:16:37.560 --> 0:16:39.600 I don't think we got you to do this last time. 0:16:39.960 --> 0:16:42.480 It's a little game we call sound of Silence. 0:16:42.800 --> 0:16:44.080 No, I've never done this. 0:16:44.360 --> 0:16:45.680 Okay, well let's get into it. 0:16:46.280 --> 0:16:48.400 Hello, darkness, smile friend. 0:16:49.440 --> 0:16:52.440 So how this works is you call someone in your 0:16:52.440 --> 0:16:55.360 phone and you have a bit of a chat with them, 0:16:55.880 --> 0:16:58.720