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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian No Common Show podcast. So I

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Speaker 1: saw herver the weekend that Paul Kelly's how to Make Gravy,

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Speaker 1: which is a really underrated Christmas song. It's a very

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Speaker 1: different kind of Christmas song. And because obviously the protagonist, Joe,

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Speaker 1: listen to an interview where he was talking about when

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Speaker 1: he wrote the song, how he was trying to find

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Speaker 1: in an original way to write a Christmas song because

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Speaker 1: they're all roughly about the same thing. He wanted someone

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Speaker 1: who was writing the song and they couldn't make it

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Speaker 1: home for Christmas, and he was thinking, is he stranded?

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Speaker 1: And then he saw that there were quite a few

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Speaker 1: songs about strand had not going to make it back

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Speaker 1: for Christmas, and he thought, wait, no, he's in prison.

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Speaker 1: He writes this letter home on twenty first of December,

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Speaker 1: and in the letter he's saying and in that it's

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Speaker 1: a beautiful song, but he's got this recipe for how

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Speaker 1: to make his gravy because he won't be coming home

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Speaker 1: for Christmas. It's actually a song that actually I just

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Speaker 1: realize got no chorus in it. And I guess because

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Speaker 1: it was set in a prison. Paul Kelly wouldn't have

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Speaker 1: thought this had become a big Christmas banger of an

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Speaker 1: put a chorus in. I'm guessing to make the gravy,

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Speaker 1: I've better wrong place the same just dev flown song,

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Speaker 1: A little red Wine, don't forget a darlan at of sauce,

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Speaker 1: the sweetness and that actually tang, give him a love,

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Speaker 1: This I love this song always playing my last week

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Speaker 1: the reader. I just thought of another Naked hour. We

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Speaker 1: could do songs with cooking ingredients in them. We just

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Speaker 1: have to play this for an hour a dollar some tang.

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Speaker 2: My milkshake brings on the boys to the yard.

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Speaker 1: Paul Kelly and Calise seriously, do I think though there

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Speaker 1: are the songs that mentioned ingredients in the title cooking ingredients? Anyway?

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Speaker 1: How to make Gravy is gonna be a movie set

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Speaker 1: other great songs when you think about it, that have

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Speaker 1: think this song Escape the Pinacolada song right by Rupert Holmes.

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Speaker 1: This is a rom com with Adam Sandler, if you like.

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Speaker 1: It's a crazy story. A couple bored in their relationship.

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Speaker 1: He takes an advert looking to have an affair. Wait

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Speaker 1: for it. His wife applies, they meet up and they

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Speaker 1: rekindle their relationship. It's a sitcom. Adam Sander, Jennifer Aniston.

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Speaker 1: I'd watch it. I'd watch it. I also think Billy

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Speaker 1: Jols piano man sing us. You have a piano man

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Speaker 1: sing us, assal tonight, let me give you the pitch.

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Speaker 1: Timothy Shamalay is the piano man. Thank you. Timothy Shamalay

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Speaker 1: is the piano man. Okay. The song really is about

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Speaker 1: him speculating about all the people who are at the bar,

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Speaker 1: right they are Jack Well, you know what you would

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Speaker 1: call dramatist. I guess we're called vignettes. So the movie

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Speaker 1: based it's a school Stacey one, so buckling. It's four

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Speaker 1: flipping hours. A friend of mine went to see Killers

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Speaker 2: The thing is I really want to see it. Trailer

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Speaker 2: looks amazing, But today.

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Speaker 1: Going where you have to get park? That's my day.

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Speaker 1: What do you do today? I went to see a

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Speaker 1: film anyway, So Mark school Sacy movie Timothy Shamooney is

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Speaker 1: the piano man over the sprawling epic movie. It's we

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Speaker 1: find out the backstory of every single person who happens.

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Speaker 1: It's actually not that bad. Originally I did, have to

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Speaker 1: be honest, I've changed it in the last five minutes

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Speaker 1: retired assassin movies. Okay, in my mind, I'm a retired

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Speaker 2: Would be a both good movie.

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Speaker 1: A piano man, you know, and suddenly people like putting

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Speaker 1: But he's got this beautiful wave playing the piano.

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Speaker 2: So it can be one of the many vines.

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Speaker 1: That's right, John Wick happens to be having a drink

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Speaker 1: make a great movie?

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Speaker 2: Stand by? Eminem lends itself to a great horror film.

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Speaker 1: Remember when we met? Never you would this could be

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Speaker 1: like seven color spooky thriller. Who's in it?

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Speaker 1: He's terrifying in the Bond movie that he was in

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Speaker 2: He'd be heavier and maybe Eminem can play himself.

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Speaker 1: Right. Okay, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. I

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Speaker 1: will not give up on my dream to have this

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Speaker 1: week's Naked Out a solid hour of songs. Cooking ingredients

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Speaker 1: Paul Kelly's pulling in Christmas song to Me turn into

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Speaker 1: No sugar wants red red wine, candy, Robbie Williams, let's

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Speaker 1: do it. Build it for this Thursday, whole hour of

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Speaker 1: songs with ingredients, cooking ingredients in the title starting with

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Speaker 1: Paul Kelly's how to Make Gravy. So this great song

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Speaker 1: is going to become a movie. Who's gonna make the gravy?

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Speaker 1: Scratching ahead? Which Australian acts will be in it? Don't worry,

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Speaker 1: Hugo weavings in it. That it's actually illegal not to

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Speaker 1: Is he the guy in prison? Or is he the granddad?

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Speaker 1: He's Joe, He's inside, isn't he? All right? So we

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Speaker 1: talk this morning. Other songs that you think would make

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Speaker 1: great movies. I also think this will make a great

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Speaker 1: relentlessly miserable. I will still go and see those ones.

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Speaker 1: This and I think semi sonic Closing Time make a

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Speaker 1: Go on, guys, all right? So what songs will make

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Speaker 1: a great movie? Joel, good morning, morning, career are you on?

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Speaker 1: So what's the song that will make a great movie?

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Speaker 3: So I would like to think we could make some

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Speaker 3: you surround the song stair Way to Heaven.

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Speaker 4: Ah, everybody inspired by sort of Viking and Norse mythology

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Speaker 1: But how do you see it be in a movie?

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Speaker 1: Is it about a mystic stairway to Heaven?

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Speaker 5: Well, it would follow.

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Speaker 3: It would follow the theme of the song pretty much

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Speaker 1: You guy, I mean, he goes, I can't cut it down,

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't have Scorsesey directed.

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Speaker 5: I'd have Jack Black directed because he did the Mega

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Speaker 3: Super historian as far as musicians go. And your main

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Speaker 3: because Heart did a fantastic rendition stair to Heaven.

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Speaker 1: You see him actually crying when he's when Robert Plant

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Speaker 3: Stair to heaven. But the whole movie would be infused

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Speaker 3: with Zepplin songs, just all the way through, because pretty

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Speaker 3: much they're all nautic thing. They're all from that sort

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Speaker 1: Be to get the feeding that you've been working on

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Speaker 1: this for a while. Oh yeah, yeah, this is the

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Speaker 1: one last one. But what if what if David, wait, wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: to wait, Joe. It's a great idea. Let's goot a Dino. Now,

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Speaker 1: Hello Dino, good morning, how are we? I'm good, Dino?

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Speaker 1: Have you a great weekend? So what song would make

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Speaker 1: a good movie?

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Speaker 6: Copperhead Road Get In? I would love to do. That's

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Speaker 6: a movie. Sam Elliott would play the old would play

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Speaker 6: the grandfather.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a grizzled sort of veteran whos seen too much

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Speaker 6: Much and she's a widower. And the son, the son

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Speaker 6: of Sam Elliott would be Chris Pratt. His mother would

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Speaker 6: be Faith Hill because she's gorgeous. RORICKU just throwing a

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Speaker 2: Throw him in?

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Speaker 6: Who else? Anyone just rushed backs to the war in

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Speaker 6: particular bit of whiskey. You know it gues into like

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Speaker 1: And that y gotcha? I love it. You're a visionary, Dino.

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Speaker 1: It's a great idea.

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Speaker 6: Australia fav that you cast Hugh Jackman spoke your husband.

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Speaker 1: There you go. You sort of it all out, Dino.

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Speaker 1: I'm done. I mean it's like Shark Tank for movies,

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Speaker 1: isn't it. Let's good how we got here? Irene? Good morning,

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Christian.

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Speaker 5: How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm good, Irena. I hope you had a lovely weekend. Now,

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Speaker 1: what song do you think will make a great movie?

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Speaker 6: Living on a Prayer with Tommy and Gina Someone's written

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Speaker 1: So serious? Movie is about him trying to find a

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Speaker 1: better life for him and Gina.

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Speaker 5: Oh, no, rom com because I mean, you know they

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Speaker 5: you know, make it good in the end, are they?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I never think of this song. I think it's

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Speaker 2: Matthew McConaughey, Kate Hudson in Living on a Prayer. Who

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Speaker 3: I think Hugh and Hugh Jackman and the Sandra Bullock shoot.

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Speaker 1: Chairman's enough off for these, isn't he? Pop? You go weaving?

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Speaker 1: Ain't gonna looking guys? Come on, I mean thanks you

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