WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: Mitch wears his socks HOW MANY days in a row? 🤢 0:00:12.720 --> 0:00:12.960 Laura. 0:00:14.080 --> 0:00:19.480 Come on, it's Tuesday Harbor. 0:00:20.040 --> 0:00:23.800 Hello, miss and Laura. I have a question that I 0:00:23.840 --> 0:00:26.320 want to start today's show with. I feel like I 0:00:26.320 --> 0:00:29.920 should know the answer. It's a bit of a moral conundrum. Yeah, 0:00:29.960 --> 0:00:31.800 but if you're in your house and you could look 0:00:31.800 --> 0:00:35.000 out the window and you can look into somebody else's 0:00:35.000 --> 0:00:38.040 house and watch them walking around in their undeath or nude, 0:00:38.479 --> 0:00:40.320 you know that they probably will never know you're looking 0:00:40.360 --> 0:00:41.040 at them. 0:00:41.479 --> 0:00:42.440 Would you still. 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:43.880 Look or would you walk away? 0:00:44.800 --> 0:00:46.920 I mean you look for long enough to clock that 0:00:46.960 --> 0:00:48.760 they're doing it right, because it depends on I mean, 0:00:48.800 --> 0:00:51.240 what are they doing. They're just walking around like full 0:00:51.560 --> 0:00:53.600 Bondie and they just don't realize that the blinds are 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:55.720 open or did they leave the blinds open? 0:00:55.760 --> 0:00:56.720 And they kind of don't care. 0:00:57.240 --> 0:00:57.880 Bit A B B. 0:00:58.080 --> 0:01:00.960 Well, I think it's okay, but like everyone does it. 0:01:00.960 --> 0:01:03.000 It's a part of culture, like to see your neighbor nude, 0:01:03.000 --> 0:01:05.920 but you don't and you're not gonna stand there leering 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:07.840 in the doorway. It's not a pleasurable. It's like a 0:01:07.880 --> 0:01:08.560 happy accident. 0:01:08.680 --> 0:01:10.520 Yeah, and then you call your partner and you're like, ah, 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:12.080 the neighbor's nude, and you get them to come. 0:01:12.000 --> 0:01:13.120 And look as well, and then you talk about it 0:01:13.120 --> 0:01:13.559 on the radio. 0:01:13.680 --> 0:01:16.920 Yeah, I thought my house was really private, and I 0:01:16.959 --> 0:01:18.840 have just realized because I walk around the neck all 0:01:18.840 --> 0:01:21.200 the time, and last night I was in pretty much 0:01:21.200 --> 0:01:22.120 I was in nude underwear. 0:01:22.120 --> 0:01:23.240 I looked pretty nude. 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:25.039 And I also do this thing where I sometimes for 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:27.319 comfort hold my breast like I just hold my booth. 0:01:27.400 --> 0:01:28.559 Every woman does that, right. 0:01:28.440 --> 0:01:30.400 Yeah, they just protect one where is his going in 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:32.120 case well root falls down. 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:34.320 I was just having a nice moment outside in the 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:36.600 cool where I thought it was private, holding my breast 0:01:36.680 --> 0:01:39.200 bit in my unders and I looked up into this 0:01:39.280 --> 0:01:41.760 like eighth story apartment that was through the trees, and 0:01:41.800 --> 0:01:42.840 I saw a man on. 0:01:42.760 --> 0:01:44.840 The balcony watching me. And he was watching me the 0:01:44.840 --> 0:01:45.280 whole time. 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:47.840 The way that you say, you make it sound a 0:01:48.000 --> 0:01:50.720 man watching me. He's on his balcony eating dinner. 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:53.840 Yeah, he just me there was a creep staring at me. 0:01:54.000 --> 0:01:56.200 I didn't say anything other than that, but I've just 0:01:56.240 --> 0:01:58.639 had this moment of realization where I was like, how 0:01:58.680 --> 0:02:00.000 often has this happened without me? 0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:02.040 But also how did you know who was watching you 0:02:02.080 --> 0:02:03.040 the whole time? 0:02:03.240 --> 0:02:05.920 We caught we made eye contact. It was the funniest moment, 0:02:05.960 --> 0:02:07.400 you know when you make that eye contact and you're like, 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:09.040 oh shit. But I tried to play it cool, like 0:02:09.080 --> 0:02:10.760 I wasn't shocked steam home. 0:02:12.120 --> 0:02:14.360 No, no, I look. I mean I think if my 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:16.840 neighbor was naked and I clocked it, I would look. 0:02:17.160 --> 0:02:19.680 But I don't think I would stand there looking a 0:02:19.680 --> 0:02:21.760 period of time. My neighbor isn't her nineties. 0:02:21.919 --> 0:02:25.400 Well, listen. Over the weekend I had a similarly. It 0:02:25.440 --> 0:02:28.000 wasn't awkward. It was a confronting experience. You guys know, 0:02:28.000 --> 0:02:29.520 I'm seeing someone. I've been seeing him for the last 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:32.799 couple of months, very happy. At the six month mark, 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:33.400 I have. 0:02:33.480 --> 0:02:36.760 Noticed what could possibly be the biggest red flag I've 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:38.639 ever experienced while dating. 0:02:39.040 --> 0:02:40.520 And I think I'm into deep. 0:02:41.400 --> 0:02:43.240 I mean, you've experienced some real red flags. So I'd 0:02:43.240 --> 0:02:43.720 love to know what this. 0:02:44.440 --> 0:02:46.080 This takes a cake, I'll tell you coming up. By 0:02:46.120 --> 0:02:48.360 the way, we're back this week with Taylor Swift tickets. 0:02:48.360 --> 0:02:49.960 We've got a full row, full row. 0:02:50.120 --> 0:02:52.959 This is the one competition you absolutely do not want 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:53.240 to miss. 0:02:53.320 --> 0:02:54.880 Yep, your home of Taylor Swift is here at the 0:02:54.880 --> 0:02:56.200 pickup a full row, your. 0:02:56.160 --> 0:02:59.640 Chance in the next fifteen minutes. Stand by Mitch. 0:02:59.639 --> 0:03:02.400 We were just talking and you said that you're now 0:03:02.440 --> 0:03:05.600 six months deep in your new relationship and that you 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:07.400 have just come across a red flag that is so 0:03:07.560 --> 0:03:10.160 red flaggy. You don't know whether you've ever come across 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:11.040 one so bad before. 0:03:11.240 --> 0:03:12.600 Not to be honest, I didn't think it was that 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:15.160 bad until I told you guys just as three friends, 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:16.440 and then you think it's the worst thing. 0:03:16.960 --> 0:03:18.440 I don't think it's the worst thing in the world. 0:03:18.520 --> 0:03:19.720 I relationships it. 0:03:20.280 --> 0:03:22.080 I just think it's hard to overcome. I'm just not 0:03:22.080 --> 0:03:25.560 sure where you fit. Literally, I don't know how you 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:25.960 fit in. 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:28.560 Okay, sure, the guy that I'm seeing, who is beautiful 0:03:28.600 --> 0:03:32.280 and the kind of soul in the world's so sweeten. 0:03:32.320 --> 0:03:34.320 We haven't said the l words, So calm down. What 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:35.640 are you saying blue? Because it's two men. 0:03:35.760 --> 0:03:37.920 No, don't you dare go down that path. 0:03:38.000 --> 0:03:40.080 Don't you want to wrangle with me? I'm a catfish baby, 0:03:40.120 --> 0:03:40.400 all right? 0:03:40.400 --> 0:03:41.040 Come bring listen. 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:44.000 So what happened was I he's been saying at my 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:46.080 house because I just it's just how it's happened. He's 0:03:46.080 --> 0:03:47.880 been staying at my house when he stays over. I 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:50.080 live with my parents, yes, but it's an interim thing. 0:03:50.120 --> 0:03:51.040 It's just while I'm yes. 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:53.240 So when you say your house's he comes to your parents' house. 0:03:53.280 --> 0:03:54.960 Yeah, I got my own life. It's like a grety face, 0:03:56.160 --> 0:03:57.360 a king Koala mattress. 0:03:57.360 --> 0:03:58.320 It's lots of room for the two. 0:03:58.520 --> 0:04:00.400 Yeah, it's like an osweet private we can to and 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:03.840 from the bathroom nude. He goes, it's just he's moving away. 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:05.960 He's he's going away for it six weeks. Yeah, it's 0:04:06.040 --> 0:04:07.760 very sad. He said, why don't you come and stay 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:10.200 at my house for a last hurrah? And I go, oh, 0:04:10.240 --> 0:04:12.000 that's quite nice. I've not been to your house. 0:04:11.840 --> 0:04:14.440 Which you also know that the relationship's progressing because he's 0:04:14.440 --> 0:04:16.200 not invited you back to his house yet. 0:04:16.240 --> 0:04:17.640 So this is like one would think this is a 0:04:17.640 --> 0:04:18.159 green flag. 0:04:18.200 --> 0:04:19.920 Correct, I've not been to his house. He lives with 0:04:19.960 --> 0:04:22.080 his parents as well, and he's like, Mum and dad 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:24.560 have catered. They've got pancakes in the morning, because pancakes's 0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:27.039 my favorite food. Yeah, He's like, don't worry, we've got 0:04:27.040 --> 0:04:28.760 almond milk because I know how particularly you are with 0:04:28.800 --> 0:04:31.159 your arm and milk. Like he's so thoughtful, it's beautiful. Yeah, 0:04:31.200 --> 0:04:31.880 this sounds great. 0:04:31.880 --> 0:04:33.720 He's going to go away on the Sunday. I'm not 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:35.320 going to see him for six weeks. Let's have one 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:37.560 final hurrah. So I pack a little overnight bag. I'll 0:04:37.560 --> 0:04:40.200 get to his house. He's there, is welcome, and he 0:04:40.240 --> 0:04:42.800 doesn't tell me a thing. We just walked to his bedroom. 0:04:42.839 --> 0:04:44.719 I put my bag down, I open his bedroom door, 0:04:45.120 --> 0:04:48.240 and he's got a single bed. 0:04:48.960 --> 0:04:50.800 You are not a little boy, And I mean this 0:04:50.839 --> 0:04:52.960 is in like in a hot No, I don't mean 0:04:53.000 --> 0:04:54.920 as in like width, but I mean like you are 0:04:55.120 --> 0:04:58.479 a tall guy, like six foot three, one hundred and 0:04:58.480 --> 0:04:59.200 fifteen kilos. 0:04:59.279 --> 0:05:02.160 Yeah, and how big is your friend he is. 0:05:02.720 --> 0:05:04.000 It's smaller than me. Yeah, he's small. 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:06.400 It doesn't matter how big you are. A single bed 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:09.600 is for a child. Adults do not have single beds. 0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:11.960 My two little daughters, four and a half and two, 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:14.120 they share a single bed. They sleep top and tail, 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:16.720 and they only just both fit into a single bed. 0:05:16.880 --> 0:05:18.040 So I laughed. 0:05:18.160 --> 0:05:20.200 I thought, hilarious, Like is there a trend? Leldes to 0:05:20.240 --> 0:05:23.680 pull out? And he said, what's the problem, And I go, no, No, 0:05:24.120 --> 0:05:26.000 this is a single bed because it's a king single 0:05:26.960 --> 0:05:30.080 that all that adds is extra length, right, gives you 0:05:30.080 --> 0:05:30.800 a little bit more with. 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:35.960 So we did. We stayed the night and I slept 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:39.400 in the king single bed, and I lost him. Halfway 0:05:39.400 --> 0:05:40.719 through the night. I woke up like where is he? 0:05:40.760 --> 0:05:42.440 And he'd fallen in between the crack between the wall 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:43.840 and the bed. 0:05:44.000 --> 0:05:46.159 Do you know I actually broke up with someone? 0:05:46.320 --> 0:05:49.080 This makes me you did it? 0:05:49.240 --> 0:05:52.080 I same thing six months deep into the relationship because 0:05:52.080 --> 0:05:54.279 it was long distance, and I finally came down. Also, 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:57.159 he was at his parents' house. I came into his 0:05:57.279 --> 0:05:59.640 house and there was a single bed and he had 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:02.760 a he had like a farting problem. He fared so much. 0:06:03.200 --> 0:06:04.760 Okay, well, so. 0:06:04.680 --> 0:06:06.720 When we got into the single bed and he dutched 0:06:06.760 --> 0:06:08.120 ovened in there, there was nowhere to go. 0:06:08.320 --> 0:06:08.839 Like I'm done. 0:06:08.960 --> 0:06:11.880 I'm done, done, you stinky single boy. And not to 0:06:11.960 --> 0:06:14.120 storytop this, but I've been in a similar situation. I 0:06:14.560 --> 0:06:16.919 moved in with the boyfriend, so we were doing long distance. 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:19.279 I moved away to be with him, and I got 0:06:19.320 --> 0:06:20.719 there and i'd not been to his new house that 0:06:20.760 --> 0:06:24.160 he'd moved into several months beforehand, and he just had 0:06:24.160 --> 0:06:26.440 a mattress on the floor. With no sheets, so double 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:28.960 though it was a double but it was just discarded 0:06:28.960 --> 0:06:32.919 on the ground. That's okay, It all sparrowed out of control. 0:06:33.279 --> 0:06:34.000 These are the issues. 0:06:34.000 --> 0:06:36.120 It's when you find a red flag deep into something 0:06:36.160 --> 0:06:38.159 when everything's going good and you go, this is a 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:39.640 great relationship, and then it hits you. 0:06:39.839 --> 0:06:41.480 Then you realize, yeah, like this is terrible. 0:06:41.520 --> 0:06:44.400 It's like laid in life red flags thirteen one six five. 0:06:44.440 --> 0:06:45.960 But I love to know did you stay with your 0:06:45.960 --> 0:06:47.680 partner when a red flag read its head? 0:06:47.720 --> 0:06:47.760 Like? 0:06:47.800 --> 0:06:49.560 What was Maybe you've been married for ten years and 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:50.760 you realize a red flag? 0:06:50.920 --> 0:06:54.159 Right, I mean I've just I've just had two actually 0:06:54.200 --> 0:06:56.279 realizations in the past week with my partner Ben. 0:06:56.680 --> 0:06:59.440 Really, what's happening? Wait, I'll tell let's get some calls. 0:06:59.480 --> 0:07:01.200 Tell us pret because it might make me feel better. 0:07:01.240 --> 0:07:03.000 Also, my neck is really saw from the single bed 0:07:03.040 --> 0:07:04.440 I slept on overnightes So we're gonna have to go 0:07:04.480 --> 0:07:06.120 to on the front. She crushed with some denker, but 0:07:06.160 --> 0:07:08.400 it didn't crush him. Okay, all right, let's go to 0:07:08.440 --> 0:07:10.240 a break thirteen one of six. I've red flags late 0:07:10.240 --> 0:07:11.400 in the relationship of the pick up. 0:07:12.680 --> 0:07:14.679 Oh, but you were just telling us a story about 0:07:15.080 --> 0:07:17.160 you know, when you get too deep in a relationship 0:07:17.200 --> 0:07:19.120 and you realize that there's a bit of a red flag, 0:07:19.160 --> 0:07:21.160 bit of an ick because you've just had a discovery 0:07:21.160 --> 0:07:21.640 with your partner. 0:07:21.720 --> 0:07:23.960 Yeah, the guy that will partner. Yeah, yeah, the guy 0:07:23.960 --> 0:07:25.640 that I'm with and have been for six months. I 0:07:25.680 --> 0:07:27.360 stayed at his house for the first time and he 0:07:27.400 --> 0:07:30.440 has a single bed which you can't fit. And we're adults. 0:07:30.640 --> 0:07:31.320 So it got me. 0:07:31.320 --> 0:07:35.800 Thinking, my partner, Ben, I've been with four I can't 0:07:35.800 --> 0:07:39.720 do the math right now, well fourteen fifteen months, right, 0:07:40.240 --> 0:07:42.320 we're long distance, but we've just spent a couple of 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:45.800 months together, and I have discovered two things in the 0:07:45.800 --> 0:07:48.360 past couple of weeks that have red flagged me a 0:07:48.360 --> 0:07:50.400 little bit, not red flagged as much as icked. 0:07:50.760 --> 0:07:53.000 Well, because you haven't spent like you haven't lived with 0:07:53.080 --> 0:07:54.720 him really for an extended period of time. 0:07:55.120 --> 0:07:56.720 This has nothing to do with living together. This is 0:07:56.720 --> 0:07:59.040 something he did in his childhood. So Ben is six 0:07:59.080 --> 0:08:02.840 foot five hundred kilos. He's a big boy. He plays 0:08:02.880 --> 0:08:06.120 professional football, so he's this big, sexy much a big 0:08:06.160 --> 0:08:09.720 sporty guy, big sporty guy, which you know, sexy. 0:08:10.400 --> 0:08:13.560 He told me that in thank you for establishing that twice, 0:08:14.040 --> 0:08:17.400 and he just recently told me that all through his schooling. 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:20.120 He said, I was actually quite creative for musical and 0:08:20.160 --> 0:08:22.480 I was like, hot, you're a drummer or you're a 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:23.880 lead guitarist. 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:25.960 Yes, he saxophone's even quite sexy. 0:08:26.080 --> 0:08:28.400 Yeah, because he's got the tarts. Anyway, he was like 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:33.559 the lead what's it called xylophone? He played the xylophone. 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:34.959 That's fine. 0:08:35.280 --> 0:08:36.960 Can I show you what a xylophone? 0:08:37.000 --> 0:08:37.200 Dude? 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:40.240 I know what it is. My four year old has 0:08:40.280 --> 0:08:41.040 a xylophone. 0:08:41.040 --> 0:08:43.360 But I don't think we need to poo poo kids 0:08:43.360 --> 0:08:44.840 who were like, like, he's cute and creative. 0:08:44.880 --> 0:08:46.480 And then he got into sports. I don't think it 0:08:46.559 --> 0:08:48.520 was just a little kid. I think he played. 0:08:48.679 --> 0:08:50.360 And then I asked him for the details. 0:08:50.520 --> 0:08:52.760 Yes, I laughed at him, and he got really serious 0:08:52.760 --> 0:08:54.640 and he said, Brittany, don't be ridiculous. It was a 0:08:54.640 --> 0:08:56.720 double decker xylophone, like it was a really serious. He 0:08:56.760 --> 0:09:00.280 got really serious, and I was like, Layers, yes, you 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:02.200 for this, but I can't have that image in my 0:09:02.240 --> 0:09:03.280 head when we go to bed. 0:09:03.440 --> 0:09:06.040 No, I disagree. I think it's cute to date someone 0:09:06.080 --> 0:09:08.320 who's like into slightly dorky things because the people who 0:09:08.400 --> 0:09:10.600 have this like big masculine front and then when you 0:09:10.640 --> 0:09:12.199 actually get to know them, you're like, oh, you're a 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:13.720 bit of a dog, and that's adorable. 0:09:13.760 --> 0:09:16.360 Maddie Jays any lading life of red flags or your 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:17.080 husband made. 0:09:17.400 --> 0:09:19.160 No look, but Matt's great. 0:09:19.200 --> 0:09:21.720 The only thing that he he's become obsessed with, which 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:25.000 I think is a red flag, is he has bought 0:09:25.200 --> 0:09:27.040 what's called and I don't know if anyone's heard of this, 0:09:27.080 --> 0:09:30.520 it's called the buger Salt. It's a it's okay, a 0:09:30.520 --> 0:09:33.480 buger sault, a big it's a big gun that you 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:36.199 put salt into and he spends a good hour and 0:09:36.240 --> 0:09:39.120 a half of every day chasing house flies around the 0:09:39.120 --> 0:09:40.560 house shooting them with this gun. 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:40.920 Yeah. 0:09:40.960 --> 0:09:42.600 Now, let me tell you, it's like, you know, like 0:09:42.640 --> 0:09:44.960 a wild amount of investment that he's putting into this, 0:09:44.960 --> 0:09:45.560 the bugger Sault. 0:09:45.559 --> 0:09:46.720 There's nothing hard about abut. 0:09:46.679 --> 0:09:48.520 Season food with it, because that sounds really fun. 0:09:49.120 --> 0:09:51.000 It would probably blow your sausage off as blind. 0:09:51.160 --> 0:09:55.520 Whoam court now, I know what you mean. Courtney's called 0:09:55.520 --> 0:09:57.160 I'm thirteen one of sixty five. Did you find out 0:09:57.200 --> 0:09:57.680 a red flag? 0:09:57.720 --> 0:09:59.280 Really late? In the relationship. 0:09:59.559 --> 0:10:05.400 So basically I was dating the Sky for like we 0:10:05.400 --> 0:10:10.000 were like three months in or something, and I went 0:10:10.040 --> 0:10:12.920 to go pick him up from his house and it 0:10:13.000 --> 0:10:16.840 was a total mess. There was food everywhere, There was 0:10:16.880 --> 0:10:19.760 like Uber eats bags, It was clothed all over the floor, 0:10:20.559 --> 0:10:25.040 like cups, mugs that were actually flies, And I was 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:28.960 just like what it was night and day between what 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:32.160 I had seen the last couple of times I had 0:10:32.200 --> 0:10:36.680 gone to pick him up. He is messy, but there's. 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:38.880 A difference with messy and dirty. He sounds dirty. 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:40.640 He sounds like he needs the bug assault his house. 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:43.440 He does should go over and start shooting all the flies. 0:10:43.559 --> 0:10:46.600 Three months is definitely not into de break up with him. 0:10:46.920 --> 0:10:49.040 There's a level though, right, there's a level of messiness 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:50.840 that you can handle. But if you're bringing someone back 0:10:50.840 --> 0:10:53.160 for the first time and that's the level of messiness, 0:10:53.200 --> 0:10:54.840 it's like he probably tried to clean. 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:56.000 That's his best behavior. 0:10:56.080 --> 0:10:58.559 Ash High, What did you find out late in the relationship? 0:10:59.080 --> 0:11:05.680 So I'm actually married, like locked in and we got married, 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:08.240 But one thing he does that I was crazy and 0:11:08.240 --> 0:11:11.840 it's gross. He doesn't watch his socks till I'd say, 0:11:11.880 --> 0:11:14.720 like a good three to four uses because he thinks 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:16.880 it's like you have to use to wash them. 0:11:18.120 --> 0:11:19.400 Disgusting, because it's. 0:11:23.360 --> 0:11:25.560 No, no, he's he's my rule. 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:27.640 I can get one run out of a pair of socks, 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:28.960 or I can get three work days. 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:31.600 You know that's a lot. That's revolting. 0:11:31.679 --> 0:11:35.079 Because you recently came and stayed with my boyfriend and 0:11:35.080 --> 0:11:37.680 I in Scotland and he told me last night the 0:11:37.720 --> 0:11:40.520 couch still stinks of your stench from your feet you 0:11:40.600 --> 0:11:44.600 put your and he's it makes us sick from your 0:11:44.600 --> 0:11:45.600 stench on his couch. 0:11:45.720 --> 0:11:47.560 Also, if you're going to just like out at the 0:11:47.600 --> 0:11:49.720 moment that you're kind of your red flag is that 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:50.720 you never wash your socks. 0:11:50.840 --> 0:11:52.440 That's worse than sleeping in a single bed. 0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:59.040 We're made for each other. We're both riddle with red flags. 0:11:59.160 --> 0:12:02.120 Hey, speaking of living at home, I went home on 0:12:02.160 --> 0:12:04.600 the weekend to Port mcquariy at my parents' house. Let 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:06.520 me tell you, I never thought I would be a 0:12:06.720 --> 0:12:10.960 mid thirties, mid to low thirties, mid to low mid 0:12:11.040 --> 0:12:15.000 to like thirties year old woman being scolded by her parents, 0:12:15.120 --> 0:12:16.440 But that is what happened this weekend. 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:18.080 I can't wait to find out I reckon. 0:12:18.120 --> 0:12:20.720 I know why, m I guess why? 0:12:21.120 --> 0:12:23.200 No tell us next after this, I'm the pickup. 0:12:24.200 --> 0:12:27.400 So I went home to Port mcquarie, to my hometown 0:12:27.480 --> 0:12:29.480 on the weekend, Mitchell Laura, I had to do some. 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:31.079 Error and see the family pick up my dog. It 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:31.640 was a whole thing. 0:12:31.920 --> 0:12:33.679 But I haven't been back to my parents' house for 0:12:33.720 --> 0:12:37.480 a little while, and this one thing happened that sort 0:12:37.520 --> 0:12:40.280 of stopped me in my tracks and made me reconsider 0:12:40.280 --> 0:12:41.760 everything I know about life. 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:44.280 Wow deep big. Yeah. 0:12:44.320 --> 0:12:47.319 So it's just me and my mom and my dad 0:12:47.840 --> 0:12:50.000 and everyone's pottering around the house, and I was going 0:12:50.000 --> 0:12:53.520 for a shower, so I opened the linen press, get 0:12:53.559 --> 0:12:55.880 a towel and the towels. Mind you, my mum is 0:12:55.920 --> 0:12:59.120 the most organized person we've ever seen. Everything is color coordinated, 0:12:59.160 --> 0:13:01.559 there's a different level. They're folded immaculately. 0:13:01.679 --> 0:13:03.920 That's classic. My mom's the same waves yours would the 0:13:03.960 --> 0:13:04.400 same as well. 0:13:04.679 --> 0:13:06.120 My mom just shoves things in a couple of hopes 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:08.560 for the best. Lawa's mom not so much. 0:13:08.800 --> 0:13:11.800 So I go a towel, going to the shower, put 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:14.400 my towel down in there, going about my business. 0:13:14.400 --> 0:13:16.880 Obviously, I'm Starker is having a great time washing all the. 0:13:16.840 --> 0:13:21.800 Bits, and then the door slides open with such aggression 0:13:21.880 --> 0:13:24.720 that I'm so shocked. And I turn around naked in 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:26.480 the shower and I look, my mom is standing their 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:27.400 hand on her hips. 0:13:28.080 --> 0:13:30.120 You think that it's gone past the days when mum's 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:32.040 just like barging on you in the shower. 0:13:32.080 --> 0:13:35.120 You're like, mom, and she made you. 0:13:35.120 --> 0:13:37.439 You know, I don't care about her looking at me naked, 0:13:37.440 --> 0:13:39.360 could not care less. She didn't care either. She was 0:13:39.400 --> 0:13:42.280 just looking me straight in the eye. And I was like, yes, Mom, 0:13:42.520 --> 0:13:43.800 And she's like, I heard you go to the linen 0:13:43.800 --> 0:13:47.079 breast and I was like, yeah, being a tower, I'm 0:13:47.120 --> 0:13:49.280 having a shower on a towel. She goes, what towel 0:13:49.280 --> 0:13:51.280 did you get? She goes to where I've hung them 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:54.120 up and she's just like oh, and I said what 0:13:54.400 --> 0:13:57.360 she said, this is the good towel. She's like, you 0:13:57.400 --> 0:14:00.559 can't use these, and I was like, excuse me, dare you? 0:14:00.679 --> 0:14:03.720 She took the towel from me, went out, folded her 0:14:03.760 --> 0:14:05.360 back up, put it in the cupboard, and got me 0:14:05.400 --> 0:14:06.800 this like scabby old towel. 0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:08.600 You know, the towels that have been sun dried and 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:13.280 they're all crunchy and holes in them. 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:15.600 So I was so shocked and also soaking wet, so 0:14:15.600 --> 0:14:17.760 I got out use the scabby towel. Then I came 0:14:17.760 --> 0:14:19.600 out to address the situation, and I was like, Mum, 0:14:19.600 --> 0:14:22.080 what's the problem. She goes, that's the good towel. You 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:25.360 don't use that, And I said, I'm sorry. Is Beyonce coming? 0:14:25.440 --> 0:14:25.520 Like? 0:14:25.560 --> 0:14:27.200 Who are you saving the good towel for? 0:14:27.600 --> 0:14:29.160 She's like, well, I can't be sure, but I know 0:14:29.200 --> 0:14:30.840 that this isn't the moment, and I'm like, what your 0:14:31.400 --> 0:14:33.560 We had a full on brawl about who can use 0:14:33.560 --> 0:14:34.120 what towels. 0:14:34.120 --> 0:14:36.120 She's got them ready just in case You're like, Mum, 0:14:36.200 --> 0:14:37.800 I am kind of a celebrity. 0:14:37.840 --> 0:14:40.920 Okay, let me use what I need to do to 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:44.800 prove myself. So then fast forward to that evening. I'm 0:14:45.440 --> 0:14:46.920 going to get a cup of tea. And now she's 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:50.440 got these really beautiful, thin, fine tea cuts, the good mugs, 0:14:50.480 --> 0:14:52.800 the good mugs. So I'm using one of these this 0:14:53.000 --> 0:14:54.960 good china. She has a goal of me again, takes 0:14:54.960 --> 0:14:56.680 it from my hand, empties it, put it back, gives 0:14:56.680 --> 0:14:58.120 me another cup because you're not allowed to use the 0:14:58.160 --> 0:14:59.160 quote unquote. 0:14:59.080 --> 0:15:01.960 And I'm like, what am I allowed use? When are people? 0:15:02.240 --> 0:15:02.320 Like? 0:15:02.440 --> 0:15:03.880 Are your parents doing this? O? 0:15:03.960 --> 0:15:04.200 Kate? 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:04.600 Hello? 0:15:04.840 --> 0:15:06.840 What's what's your good thing in your house? 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:11.120 Hi? Yeah, I've got some beautiful wine glasses that my 0:15:11.200 --> 0:15:14.240 daughter gave me for Christmas one year. And I used 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:16.280 to be very relaxed. You've got good things, you should 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:19.040 use them. But unfortunately one evening I was sitting on 0:15:19.040 --> 0:15:22.080 the lounge and the cat sprang up behind me, jumped 0:15:22.120 --> 0:15:24.240 on the coffee table, knocked it off and shattered one 0:15:24.280 --> 0:15:27.200 of them. Yeah, so now now I've got the rule. 0:15:27.520 --> 0:15:29.120 They only come out at Christmas time. 0:15:29.800 --> 0:15:31.600 But you see, it means you never get to use 0:15:31.640 --> 0:15:34.520