Speaker 1: Christian Christian O'Connell Show three Topic Tuesday, where we give
Speaker 1: you three phone ins at the same time.
Speaker 2: As always, you're the stars. We're looking for stories about
Speaker 2: your wardrobe malfunctions, like Donald Trump wearing his trousers back
Speaker 2: to front. And I don't mean just going for like
Speaker 2: walkabouts with his trousers on, but how can you actually
Speaker 2: you put your trousers on back? For guys, is there
Speaker 2: there's a definitive sort of start in the front and back.
Speaker 3: To them And wouldn't you still have to zip at
Speaker 3: the back? Yes, yes, but he's Trump.
Speaker 2: They're all going, are you going to say he's mad?
Speaker 3: It's the maddest man ever. It's start screaming at you
Speaker 3: in the wigger fall off.
Speaker 4: If anything, we should all turn our trouser back to front.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's right. Maybe it's a maga thing, you know.
Speaker 3: That's another. And also how did he go to the
Speaker 3: toilet in them?
Speaker 2: Ah? Yeah, anyway, we don't need spoke about that anyway.
Speaker 2: Wardroe malfunctions, old school competitions that you've entered and what
Speaker 2: was your school speech on You know, when you shudder
Speaker 2: sometimes when you look back at what you were like
Speaker 2: at fifteen, you just think.
Speaker 3: What at all? I was singing?
Speaker 2: Yes, I was, Oh god, that happened, you know, Oh god, Mine,
Speaker 2: I thought it was so wild and rebellious.
Speaker 3: Mind was why we shouldn't have to wear school uniforms.
Speaker 3: Champion man, the barricades get it out of him him,
Speaker 3: but the kids love him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jamie, good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 5: My school speech was how can I change the world?
Speaker 5: One thing mine was do we change our black shoes
Speaker 5: to Michael Jordan's.
Speaker 2: See these speeches they dated it, don't they. You know
Speaker 2: mine about white sox that's the eighties shoes, so obviously
Speaker 2: were you you're a big fan of Michael Jordan.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: My speech included if he could play better, we can
Speaker 5: study better.
Speaker 3: That's a killer line.
Speaker 2: That's a really I mean, Nike should have been using
Speaker 2: that to sell more shoes to kids.
Speaker 3: And what happened? Did it change anything?
Speaker 5: Oh no, I didn't think.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a rebel with a cause like me back
Speaker 3: in the day.
Speaker 2: Jamie, Thank you very much. You cal have a good day,
Speaker 2: you too, Thank you now, Good morning, Good.
Speaker 5: Morning, Christian. My year seven nineteen eighty four speech was
Speaker 5: about the effect of a thermonuclear weapon hitting my high
Speaker 5: school Wow, what year were you in? So year seven,
Speaker 5: so I was thirteen. That was I was a bit
Speaker 5: dark as a teenager. I think I just watched that,
Speaker 5: you know, the day after that they document that Jesus
Speaker 5: ever of me.
Speaker 2: I think I got so many kids of Ora Similars
Speaker 2: of the eighties all over the world deeply traumatized by it.
Speaker 3: I mean, what were they thinking of.
Speaker 2: Showing us, like, here's the very worst thing you can
Speaker 2: imagine happening, happening to every single person you love, being
Speaker 2: evaporating that it was that mushroom cloud, so that it
Speaker 2: ended on you.
Speaker 3: We're just thinking this is so awful. I don't want
Speaker 3: to dine in mushroom cloud.
Speaker 5: Yeah exactly. And I thought, well, I've got to learn
Speaker 5: as much as I could about this, and then I
Speaker 5: went and did the school speech in front of the
Speaker 5: year seven level. There's like one hundred and twenty people
Speaker 5: gathered in the library and there was just not a
Speaker 5: word spoken, you know, it was just absolute dead silence,
Speaker 5: jaws down, except for one girl right in the scene,
Speaker 5: so right in my eye line, that was smiling and laughing.
Speaker 5: And I thought, oh my god, how can I keep
Speaker 5: this dead pan, straight face a serious nuclear war is serious.
Speaker 2: And did your speech cover anything about the nuclear fallout
Speaker 2: shelters that we were all meant to build in our
Speaker 2: back gardens.
Speaker 6: The whole thing.
Speaker 5: I had to build a fallout shelter. How the contaminate
Speaker 5: your ward out? That was very proper.
Speaker 3: You were way ahead before the survivor.
Speaker 5: I was way out there. Yeah, I was ready for
Speaker 5: the zombie apocalypse.
Speaker 2: I remember saying to my dad after I saw the
Speaker 2: day after tomorrow, like, you know that we need because
Speaker 2: I was really worried about it, and I said, we
Speaker 2: need to build a and you could have fallen out
Speaker 2: shelter in the garden. My dad, because he was in
Speaker 2: like to grow in potatoes and tomato, said the saw
Speaker 2: was to acidic for a fall out shelter.
Speaker 3: We were do.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I read this book called Nuclear ward the fact.
Speaker 5: I mean they had.
Speaker 3: Everything that's not reading at thirteen.
Speaker 5: Neil, Well, exactly. This is why I was so dark.
Speaker 5: I think, this is this is this is why I
Speaker 5: was a dark teenager.
Speaker 3: I love this, Neil.
Speaker 2: We're going to send you one of our limited edition
Speaker 2: Drinking Amongst the Lidless Stein. It's on its way to you, Neil.
Speaker 2: Thanks you cools.
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Speaker 3: Now, good morning. What was your school speech on me?
Speaker 7: So? I did a speaek in primary school about why
Speaker 7: camels should have three humps.
Speaker 2: Well, it's a bold new plan for a camel design.
Speaker 2: And I'm curious, now, why did you think they should
Speaker 2: have three humps?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 7: Well that a big valid point was that they can
Speaker 7: carry more water, so I think that's probably what won
Speaker 7: me over. But another point was that they can also
Speaker 7: carry another person on them when they're going on trip.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the cameras would love that, beau.
Speaker 7: I mean, obviously they want to carry someone.
Speaker 3: Out one of two, it's not uncomfortable. Same with horses.
Speaker 3: Why not elongate that to have a jockey? Three jockeys
Speaker 3: on one horse.
Speaker 7: But I was so convincing in my speech. I remember
Speaker 7: I got into the district competition for the speech, So
Speaker 7: I went from my school into another competition to compete
Speaker 7: with other primary school kids.
Speaker 3: How did how did you get on?
Speaker 7: I didn't go any further than that, but I was
Speaker 7: pretty impressed with myself that I made it based on
Speaker 7: the speech content.
Speaker 3: Three camel things top. But who are you trying to
Speaker 3: persuade that?
Speaker 7: I mean it's not like you can take it before
Speaker 7: government and go change all the camels.
Speaker 3: You've heard the argument it's water. Well that's great one.
Speaker 2: We'll send you one of our limited edition Lyndless Steins.
Speaker 7: Brilliant guys.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Pete Peter good morning, Yeah, good Peter.
Speaker 2: And and are you calling in about wardrobe function?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 6: Would I had a war malfunction. I went into be
Speaker 6: a contestant on Deal or Ideal a few years ago,
Speaker 6: and it spent most of the day during filming with
Speaker 6: other contestants going up with my shirt on inside out,
Speaker 6: And just before we got called up onto the partium
Speaker 6: are block was called up. I'd noticed that my shirt
Speaker 6: was inside out, so I plipped it on the the way,
Speaker 6: went out, quickly put it over, put it on back
Speaker 6: the right way, went back in. Our partium was called up,
Speaker 6: and I actually was ended up calling being called up
Speaker 6: and put on stage to choose the case. So it
Speaker 6: would have been on national TV with me and my
Speaker 6: shirt inside.
Speaker 2: Out, but some sort of mad eccentric how many how
Speaker 2: did you get on on diner Odell?
Speaker 3: Did you win?
Speaker 6: I did actually end up taking the bank's offer of
Speaker 6: twenty thousand dollars. Yeah, unfortunately I had fifty thousand in
Speaker 6: my case, but still twenty grands better than kicking the pants.
Speaker 3: Well, it is better than a kick in the.
Speaker 2: Actually heard that phrase, better than a kick in the pants.
Speaker 2: Can we do a new competition where we give you
Speaker 2: a mystery prize and envelope.
Speaker 3: Or a kick in the pants? And I should have
Speaker 3: gone for the kick in the pants. That's amazing, Peter.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so it's good, well done, well.
Speaker 3: Done, as I still like Trump.
Speaker 2: How do you tuck your shirt back at Eide?
Speaker 6: I don't know. I noticed it. I noticed it because
Speaker 6: I was about to put a pack of Lifesavers in
Speaker 6: my breast pocket and I couldn't find the pocket.
Speaker 3: I'm turning it out.
Speaker 2: If I was a TV producer and you're looking around,
Speaker 2: you know, it's near the end of the season.
Speaker 3: We don't want to give too much money. Wait go wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 3: you've seen that guy? Is it? Peter? Shut on Match
Speaker 3: of Frun, Get him to get into the banker.
Speaker 2: This guy's doing nothing, and then they go get him on,
Speaker 2: get him on, hang on, he's change his shirt.
Speaker 3: Peter. We're going to send you a lidless stein for
Speaker 3: a great thank you really really made us laugh. Thank you, Peter,
Speaker 3: you take care.
Speaker 5: Of my Bye.
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Speaker 3: Rob, good morning, good morning. All right, old school competitions
Speaker 3: you ended? What was it for you? Rob?
Speaker 7: It was the primary school jelly bean counter classic?
Speaker 6: Absolutely and what I was myself.
Speaker 5: A guy named Brad and a guy named Mick. We
Speaker 5: found out which girl was running in the competition and
Speaker 5: we hit her up on the side and said, listen here,
Speaker 5: you tell us.
Speaker 8: How many he's in there, and we'll we'll share and
Speaker 8: we'll share the beans with.
Speaker 3: You agree, perfect crying?
Speaker 5: Yes, absolutely do she agreed.
Speaker 3: Did she give you inside jellybean knowledge?
Speaker 6: Yeah, she gave us.
Speaker 7: We made us so we were about five, just five
Speaker 7: off the total.
Speaker 5: So that did look so fast. Yeah, yeah, no, we
Speaker 5: did it and we kept the agreement.
Speaker 7: We ld the beans.
Speaker 5: Brad took off with most of them. Yeah, it's always bloody.
Speaker 5: Brad was a good scam for kids in grade four?
Speaker 5: Worked out well?
Speaker 2: All right, do you know what tomorrow? Another topic scams
Speaker 2: you're involved in as a kid. I was obsessed with scams.
Speaker 2: Weren't you faking things?
Speaker 3: And like that, Rob was sending you a lidless stein.
Speaker 7: Thank you very much, Enjoy your day.
Speaker 3: And you Robbie.
Speaker 1: Bye.
Speaker 3: Flipping Brad no skinne for Brad. Brad No.
Speaker 2: By the way, just a little house rules about these
Speaker 2: lidless stiles. If you're tuning in, go what's a lidless style?
Speaker 2: It's a style. We just thought it was a stile
Speaker 2: that you have your beer out of.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 2: It's a beautiful, beautiful item and to be one this
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Speaker 2: of the show when we turn three on Friday. They're
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Speaker 2: That means you can't have one. Now you've ruined the game.
Speaker 2: Don't be a Brad. Please, listeners, it's got a Jody here.
Speaker 8: Good morning, Jody, Good morning Christian, Jack and Patsy, how
Speaker 8: are you good things?
Speaker 2: We're good, Jody, and I hope you were doing well
Speaker 2: at the moment. Chardy, what was your wardrobe malfunction?
Speaker 8: Okay, this one's a little bit embarrassing, but I'll share it.
Speaker 8: With you anyway. So I have a really terrible habit
Speaker 8: of when taking off my jeans of a nighttime, I
Speaker 8: actually take my underwear off with the jeans. And this
Speaker 8: one particular day, I wore the jeans two days in
Speaker 8: a row out with my mum and we were at Bingo.
Speaker 8: I'm walking up to the lady and she says to me,
Speaker 8: are they yours? And to my absolute embarrassment, I turn
Speaker 8: around and there's my aunties on the floor behind me.
Speaker 8: They had fallen at the bottom of the leg of
Speaker 8: my jeans.
Speaker 3: Were you again, pattern Were you at Bingo?
Speaker 8: You had to hear that, Yeah, that's that bing go.
Speaker 3: No, I love it Bingo and that, But I just
Speaker 3: what a look? What are their eyes down?
Speaker 7: For?
Speaker 3: My god? Eyes down? And got a pair of nickers
Speaker 3: on the floor.
Speaker 1: It's down not idea, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3: Don't those old DearS love that Bingo?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 8: They can get very angry.
Speaker 2: I've seen them like really flare up, honestly, even like
Speaker 2: Razor Ray would be when they get up there and
Speaker 2: getting this sort of person that calls it all out
Speaker 2: the Rosemaster. I don't know what they call that person
Speaker 2: at the front of They've got all the patrol as well.
Speaker 3: They go click and it click. Two fat ladies at
Speaker 3: eighty eight. Jody, that's a great call. Thank you much.
Speaker 3: Would you like a lidlas Stein I would love me.
Speaker 3: Here you go store your undies in it.
Speaker 2: Jody, thank you.
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