WEBVTT - #238: SMUT! 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:06.680 Just hoo, stood by a couple of mitches. 0:00:06.920 --> 0:00:11.760 Hello, Yeah, you release yourself for the rude shocks of 0:00:11.920 --> 0:00:12.719 young adults. 0:00:12.960 --> 0:00:13.119 You know. 0:00:13.119 --> 0:00:15.040 I saw aid A Nicodemo in the Westfield the other 0:00:15.120 --> 0:00:18.200 day when it was Thursday. No, when did I ask? 0:00:20.239 --> 0:00:20.319 No? 0:00:21.520 --> 0:00:26.880 Mitch, Julie and Mitchell coos hello you Illo you. 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:29.120 Oh, she doesn't feel the same, knowing that we we're 0:00:29.200 --> 0:00:31.640 terminal terminal terminal. 0:00:31.920 --> 0:00:34.720 Yes. We announced in the anniversary episode on Monday that 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:36.920 we're wrapping the podcast at the end of the year. 0:00:36.960 --> 0:00:37.360 We're done. 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:40.640 And here's the awkward thing. We did a double record, 0:00:40.840 --> 0:00:44.040 so we are currently speaking to you immediately after we 0:00:44.120 --> 0:00:47.400 recorded that episode, and so we've had a real way 0:00:47.440 --> 0:00:51.640 to gauge the reaction because we're talking right now before 0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:54.360 the announcement episode goes out. I don't know if people 0:00:54.400 --> 0:00:55.520 are sad or thrilled. 0:00:55.600 --> 0:00:57.920 Yeah, I think it'll be mostly sad. There'll be a 0:00:57.960 --> 0:00:59.400 few people that are thrilled. 0:00:59.520 --> 0:01:02.600 They're like, oh God, they had their time. Yeah they 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:03.400 used to be good. 0:01:03.520 --> 0:01:06.400 Four years too late. But yeah, we're here. So we 0:01:06.480 --> 0:01:08.480 don't have any any messages or simple let's. 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:10.240 Just assume everyone was lovely. Thank you for your heart. 0:01:10.280 --> 0:01:11.360 Oh God, that's what you. 0:01:11.319 --> 0:01:13.720 Said was and the ruses that I turned up at. 0:01:13.600 --> 0:01:15.880 My norm Wargers price. 0:01:16.200 --> 0:01:18.640 Jenna is here, of course, hasn't movement, and I went 0:01:18.640 --> 0:01:21.240 to the lou Jenna's just like you just work like 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:22.400 a machine. 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:25.520 Yeah, the two of you are so low maintenance. Because 0:01:25.640 --> 0:01:28.880 when we stopped down between episodes, I was like, I've 0:01:28.880 --> 0:01:31.000 got to do a piss. Yeah, I've got to make 0:01:31.000 --> 0:01:34.120 a coffee. I've got to have some water or another one. 0:01:34.480 --> 0:01:36.000 And I'm like, do you guys want anything water? 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:36.399 Nap. 0:01:37.520 --> 0:01:39.360 I was like, what the fuck? You just have no need. 0:01:40.400 --> 0:01:42.199 I'm just very chill. I was just sitting. I didn't 0:01:42.200 --> 0:01:45.039 even move And then when you were to the toilet 0:01:45.040 --> 0:01:46.480 general I didn't even talk to each other. 0:01:47.080 --> 0:01:49.320 Oh that is so awkward. Am I the glue? 0:01:51.080 --> 0:01:55.120 I didn't even realize I did, but didn't do anything. 0:01:55.160 --> 0:01:57.440 What's worse, I say, you were like, we're not talking. 0:01:57.480 --> 0:01:58.200 This is so awkward. 0:01:58.280 --> 0:02:00.840 No, I just I thought to mysel Oh God, we're 0:02:00.840 --> 0:02:02.800 sitting here in silence. But I think that's the side 0:02:02.800 --> 0:02:04.400 of a good friendship when you don't have to talk. 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:08.440 I agree with very good. So, yes, we're sitting here 0:02:08.480 --> 0:02:11.880 after just announcing the death of the show. My music 0:02:11.880 --> 0:02:14.760 box is there, the half drunk champagne is there, the 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:18.960 sadness is there. Definitely. Yeah, well change the subject. The 0:02:19.000 --> 0:02:21.120 weirdest thing happened to me today on my way here 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:23.240 when I was getting lunch. Tell me if I'm in 0:02:23.280 --> 0:02:25.240 the wrong or if the woman's in the wrong, because 0:02:25.240 --> 0:02:29.040 I was ordering lunch and I got a chicken roll 0:02:29.360 --> 0:02:31.120 and then I always go to this place and get 0:02:31.120 --> 0:02:33.120 these rice paper rolls and I take them later and 0:02:33.160 --> 0:02:35.240 I have them for work. So the lady goes, oh, 0:02:35.240 --> 0:02:36.880 do you also want rice paper rolls? And I went on, 0:02:37.639 --> 0:02:39.640 do you have any without avocado because I'm allergic? And 0:02:39.680 --> 0:02:42.520 she went on, only this last one. I'm like, all right, yeah, 0:02:42.560 --> 0:02:44.440 I'll get those two. So she keeps making my roll, 0:02:44.680 --> 0:02:46.720 so I kind of put them on lay by. Anyway, 0:02:46.880 --> 0:02:48.800 there's a line forming behind me, and even I'm thinking, like, 0:02:48.880 --> 0:02:50.919 this is taking time, It'll taking a while. So I'm 0:02:50.919 --> 0:02:53.160 standing there waiting my chicken roll is done, and then 0:02:53.200 --> 0:02:55.400 I go, oh, and also, don't forget the rice paper rolls, 0:02:55.480 --> 0:02:57.440 and she goes, oh, good, grabs the rice paper rolls, 0:02:57.480 --> 0:03:00.440 and this woman behind me goes, oh, sorry, I'm going 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:02.200 to get those I'm getting those ones. 0:03:02.320 --> 0:03:04.080 Oh no, you ordered first. 0:03:04.440 --> 0:03:07.880 Yeah, and I went, oh, no, I'm getting them, and 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:09.400 she went, here, but you had the chicken roll and 0:03:09.440 --> 0:03:12.480 I've been waiting here to get just those roles, and 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:15.000 I went, oh no, sorry, I was always getting them. 0:03:15.040 --> 0:03:16.840 And the poor woman making my role was like, oh, 0:03:16.840 --> 0:03:18.840 we know me. She's allergic to avocado. He has to 0:03:18.880 --> 0:03:21.959 have these. And she went, oh are you ALLERGEI to 0:03:22.040 --> 0:03:23.840 have avocado and walked off. 0:03:24.000 --> 0:03:26.880 Oh she's rude. Yeah, you're not in the wrong, Like 0:03:27.120 --> 0:03:29.880 tough tits lady. I understand her frustration. She was probably 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:31.720 looking forward to those fucking little. 0:03:31.520 --> 0:03:33.320 What weather rice paper. 0:03:33.880 --> 0:03:36.760 Yeah, she's looking forward to them. She could have allergies 0:03:36.800 --> 0:03:39.040 for all we know. But yeah, don't take it out 0:03:39.080 --> 0:03:39.560 on you. No. 0:03:39.680 --> 0:03:41.440 No, But isn't it funny the hide on some people 0:03:41.520 --> 0:03:43.680 to think, well, no, I was getting those, like you're 0:03:43.680 --> 0:03:45.640 not first in line. Those deeps is real. 0:03:45.880 --> 0:03:49.720 She's like, I'm hungry, chicken, let it bite. I thought, 0:03:49.760 --> 0:03:50.600 what a little bit. 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:52.000 And then to go, oh, you alloged to have. 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:54.320 Ca you're on rations, you're only allowed. 0:03:55.240 --> 0:03:55.720 I know. 0:03:55.920 --> 0:03:59.280 It was so weird. I felt guilty, but I was 0:03:59.280 --> 0:03:59.960 in the front of the line. 0:04:00.320 --> 0:04:02.960 See that is another one of those random acts of kindness, 0:04:02.960 --> 0:04:06.120 pay it forward opportunities that you stared in the face 0:04:06.120 --> 0:04:08.080 and said, no, I'm not going to do it. 0:04:08.240 --> 0:04:10.240 Oh what you expect me to say? Yes, you can 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:10.880 have them. 0:04:11.200 --> 0:04:13.000 I don't expect that. But that would have been a 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:15.600 beautiful letting to the story if you'd have been like, oh, honey, 0:04:15.600 --> 0:04:16.559 I don't want you to be hungry. 0:04:16.560 --> 0:04:16.800 Here go. 0:04:17.040 --> 0:04:19.800 No, she was rude, Yeah that's true. If it was 0:04:19.839 --> 0:04:21.840 like she deserved it, different story. But yeah, you're right. 0:04:21.920 --> 0:04:24.880 If she was an old, dittary woman, who what don't. 0:04:24.680 --> 0:04:26.320 She look like? Not that it matters, but it matters. 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:28.120 She had a lot of work done, full of filler 0:04:28.279 --> 0:04:29.800 and bright blonde hair. 0:04:30.040 --> 0:04:34.080 Maps you want to be Yep, I don't. 0:04:33.880 --> 0:04:35.920 Know how you would have eaten them with those lips, Nancy, 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:39.159 how rude. Anyway, it rattled me, put me in a mood. 0:04:39.400 --> 0:04:40.800 But I'm out of it now because I'm here with 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:43.520 you too. Anyway. Welcome. Everybody is just me. Every show 0:04:43.520 --> 0:04:45.240 we start the same way. Something we've noticed, something we 0:04:45.279 --> 0:04:48.080 hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mind, I don't know mitches. 0:04:48.360 --> 0:04:51.520 So my gym kind of ties into the fact that 0:04:51.600 --> 0:04:53.600 we're too old to be hosting a podcast about the 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:57.400 rude shocks of young adulthood because there's something that I'm 0:04:57.440 --> 0:05:00.000 now guilty of that makes me officially old. 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:02.200 Oh no, Mitchell, and. 0:05:02.160 --> 0:05:04.240 I expected this to happen much later in life. I've 0:05:04.240 --> 0:05:04.719 got to tell you. 0:05:04.880 --> 0:05:07.400 Really, Okay, Well, mine's basic. Should we just jump in 0:05:07.400 --> 0:05:09.640 with mine too? I'm very straightforward? Or here we go, 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:13.600 hit me, Bradley, go for it? Is it just me? 0:05:15.839 --> 0:05:18.240 Is this message that I received from Facebook Marketplace an 0:05:18.240 --> 0:05:22.159 absolute slap in the fucking face? So, as you know, 0:05:22.320 --> 0:05:25.679 I'm a reformed Facebook Marketplace attic. 0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:26.839 What do you mean reformed? 0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:29.400 Well, I were good. I've been working on getting my 0:05:29.920 --> 0:05:32.520 reviews up to five star because, as we've discussed, there 0:05:32.520 --> 0:05:33.080 were two. 0:05:33.560 --> 0:05:36.280 Ah, I forgot about that God and with that based 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:38.560 largely on your rudeness, but. 0:05:38.520 --> 0:05:40.599 Not like you're a bitch give me this, Smeg Kettle. 0:05:40.800 --> 0:05:43.400 It was like I just wouldn't respond. I was a harsh, 0:05:43.400 --> 0:05:46.719 negotiated sella as this well, just my overall rating, So 0:05:46.720 --> 0:05:48.599 I honestly think a bit of column A, bit of 0:05:48.600 --> 0:05:48.960 column B. 0:05:49.200 --> 0:05:50.960 How do you check that? Because I didn't know that 0:05:51.000 --> 0:05:53.680 I had a rating because I've been Facebook marketplacing my 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:54.320 flaps off. 0:05:54.400 --> 0:05:56.280 So yes, if you got a Facebook, then if you 0:05:56.360 --> 0:05:58.440 hit Marketplace and hit the little profile like on the 0:05:58.440 --> 0:06:01.839 top right, then gives your marketplace profile. You hit view 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:03.960 my Marketplace profile. Let me see what I'm up to. 0:06:04.880 --> 0:06:07.279 I've got. Oh see, I've gone up to now three 0:06:07.320 --> 0:06:10.080 and a half stars. Oh that's not bad. 0:06:10.640 --> 0:06:12.760 If I really wanted your item and I was buying 0:06:12.760 --> 0:06:14.400 something from you, I would see the three and a 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:16.719 half stars and be like, nah, roll the dice, Yes, 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:17.600 how bad could it be? 0:06:17.839 --> 0:06:22.279 Look at this? Nakata says, my seller strength a punctuality, communication, 0:06:22.360 --> 0:06:26.520 and pricing. And then Nathan Pong says, my seller's weaknesses 0:06:26.760 --> 0:06:27.400 is pricing. 0:06:27.720 --> 0:06:30.520 So this is her rating about you. Yeah, and so 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:33.440 what did she sayd My weaknesses were punctuality. 0:06:33.720 --> 0:06:35.040 My weakness is a communication. 0:06:35.160 --> 0:06:38.200 We knew that. The punctuality. James says, my weakness is 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:39.200 with an item description. 0:06:39.320 --> 0:06:40.320 Go fuck yourself? 0:06:40.400 --> 0:06:41.760 What would the item? I don't know. 0:06:41.800 --> 0:06:44.680 I can't click at It's just they're just old reviews. Anyway, 0:06:44.760 --> 0:06:46.760 So I sold look at this a Smeg milk croffit. 0:06:46.800 --> 0:06:49.360 It was one hundred dollars. Were getting rid of that 0:06:49.480 --> 0:06:51.880 because For my birthday, my parents got me a Brevl 0:06:51.960 --> 0:06:55.159 espresso machine, a coffee machine. Oh that's harder than the 0:06:55.200 --> 0:06:56.960 pod thing, I know, but I love it, like, I 0:06:57.040 --> 0:06:59.080 really love I used to have an espresso machine when 0:06:59.120 --> 0:07:00.839 I lived at home, and then the divorce I lost 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:03.120 it and it was it was dreadful. So I've always 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:05.160 wont to one, and they got me one. I'm very lucky. 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:06.360 Don't you find that more fiddly? 0:07:06.760 --> 0:07:08.800 No, but I like, I'm a bit like I like 0:07:08.880 --> 0:07:12.040 to understand, yeah, and I like to find my Yeah. 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:13.760 I like the taste of espresso. Coffee is one of 0:07:13.800 --> 0:07:17.040 my favorite things in the world. So I really just offered. 0:07:16.680 --> 0:07:18.120 You one and you were like, nah, I. 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:19.720 Can't have too. If I've won this late in the day, 0:07:19.760 --> 0:07:20.360 I want to sleep. 0:07:20.880 --> 0:07:22.200 Oh God, we're getting old. 0:07:22.240 --> 0:07:22.480 I know. 0:07:22.680 --> 0:07:25.200 I like it now, all right? So here it is. 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:28.080 I sell this the milk proffer. Everyone's selling it for 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:29.440 one hundred and forty, so I think I'll do one 0:07:29.480 --> 0:07:31.480 hundred because I want a quick sale easier self. I've 0:07:31.560 --> 0:07:34.560 had Hi, is this available? Sure? Is has a lid? Yep? 0:07:34.600 --> 0:07:36.480 Sorry? Side note? Is it just me on the fly? 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:39.320 Why do they ask if it's available? I know, yeah, 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:41.800 the ads there, I know, I know. She goes, can 0:07:41.800 --> 0:07:43.160 I make it eighty? I can pick it up now. 0:07:43.200 --> 0:07:44.880 I said, this is price to sell at one hundred. 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:47.160 It's the cheapest online I've price checked. Plus I've got 0:07:47.160 --> 0:07:48.760 a lot of interest. That's so agross. 0:07:48.800 --> 0:07:49.520 I had no interest. 0:07:49.920 --> 0:07:50.720 That's so agros. 0:07:50.760 --> 0:07:52.920 She says, okay, a dress please. But it worked. So 0:07:53.000 --> 0:07:57.360 she comes in ten minutes. I'm here coming perfect. I 0:07:57.400 --> 0:08:00.720 go to the door. She's there. My dog Hamish parents house, 0:08:00.880 --> 0:08:02.920 runs out and she goes, oh d I'm to grab him. 0:08:02.920 --> 0:08:05.320 I'm like, just come inside and Hamish Hamish comes inside. 0:08:05.320 --> 0:08:06.920 So I shut the front door, so she's now inside. 0:08:06.960 --> 0:08:09.240 The more I hear about Hamish, I think he's such 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:09.679 a bother. 0:08:10.080 --> 0:08:12.920 He's not a bother. He's fourteen years old. He kind 0:08:12.920 --> 0:08:15.080 of like literally walked out and wanted to go and 0:08:15.080 --> 0:08:16.040 do a Wii out the front. 0:08:16.200 --> 0:08:18.320 You didn't let him, and because he'll run down the street. 0:08:18.440 --> 0:08:19.000 The whole thing. 0:08:19.080 --> 0:08:19.560 What a bother. 0:08:19.720 --> 0:08:21.560 So she ended up coming in a house with Hamish 0:08:21.560 --> 0:08:23.440 with me shut the door. So we have like three minutes. 0:08:24.200 --> 0:08:25.960 I'm like, do you need anything? You all good? She went, no, Oh, 0:08:26.040 --> 0:08:27.520 get going, I've got I got to go to work 0:08:27.560 --> 0:08:29.520 when cool. She gave me the one hundred dollars cash. 0:08:29.520 --> 0:08:32.080 Then she left. Ten minutes later, I get. 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:36.160 This message, a message and a review, A message. Yeah, 0:08:36.160 --> 0:08:36.559 thank you. 0:08:36.600 --> 0:08:39.760 Very much for the proffer. By the way, I'm a 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:42.920 house cleaner. If someday you need your house professionally cleaned, 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:43.520 you're welcome. 0:08:43.960 --> 0:08:46.360 Ha What fuck? 0:08:46.960 --> 0:08:53.360 I invite Nikandana into my house and she says, pig 0:08:53.400 --> 0:08:57.000 pen she goes. Ten minutes after leaving, she thought, you 0:08:57.080 --> 0:09:00.640 know what I'm going to message she had to disinfect 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:02.120 is vile. 0:09:02.480 --> 0:09:04.319 But my favorite thing is is it wasn't like I'll 0:09:04.360 --> 0:09:05.120 send you my raids. 0:09:05.200 --> 0:09:07.920 It was basically, oh, come like she's on domestic Blitz 0:09:07.960 --> 0:09:10.640 and she's Shelly Kraft and she's coming down on his luck. 0:09:10.760 --> 0:09:13.439 This poor boy that's her good. 0:09:13.280 --> 0:09:17.120 Deed for the day was so rude. On the other hand, 0:09:17.160 --> 0:09:21.280 I'm like, you got a hustle, baby, she's promoting her business. 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:24.000 Maybe she listened to the podcast and she got a hustle. 0:09:24.880 --> 0:09:27.080 Props to us and the cand and her cleaning services 0:09:27.080 --> 0:09:28.760 in Sydney. If you need a good cleaner, that is 0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:29.760 also a bit of a bitch. 0:09:31.320 --> 0:09:33.920 Okay, hang on, this doesn't count as Facebook marketplace. But 0:09:34.000 --> 0:09:37.280 I had an interaction recently that some of my friends 0:09:37.280 --> 0:09:40.160 thought was so weird, but I was so fine with it. 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:43.920 What happened so someone posted in the Facebook group for 0:09:44.000 --> 0:09:47.240 my building saying does anyone have any empty candle jars? 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:49.760 And I had a bunch of candles with this much left, 0:09:49.760 --> 0:09:52.440 so I was like, I'll burn through. They're yours. And 0:09:52.520 --> 0:09:54.920 then as like a thank you, he filled one of 0:09:54.960 --> 0:09:56.840 my jars and brought it over and said, here you go, 0:09:56.880 --> 0:09:59.640 here's a housewarming present. I said, oh, thank you, very nice. 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:02.559 And then he says, by the way, when you first 0:10:02.600 --> 0:10:05.200 gave me the jars, I had no idea who you were, 0:10:05.520 --> 0:10:07.960 but like, I don't know how the algorithm figured it out. 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:10.000 But all of a sudden, all I'm seeing is your 0:10:10.040 --> 0:10:12.520 Facebook videos and just want to say you're so funny. 0:10:12.520 --> 0:10:15.679 And I was like, oh, oh, thank you, and he goes, yeah, no, 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:17.520 I loved it. I was watching the farm videos. I 0:10:17.520 --> 0:10:20.200 was like, oh, thank you, lovely blah blahlah blah blah, 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:22.760 And then I detected the fact that he might have 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:23.920 been of our persuasion. 0:10:24.120 --> 0:10:27.360 Oh yeah, yes, attractive pull okay if you like him, 0:10:27.800 --> 0:10:28.280 poor feet. 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:32.280 I came back upstairs and roving reporter Oscar happened to 0:10:32.320 --> 0:10:35.480 be here. I said, that was so nice. This guy 0:10:35.559 --> 0:10:38.360 told me that he just discovered me and he loves 0:10:38.360 --> 0:10:40.520 the videos whatever. And he goes, give me a look, 0:10:40.960 --> 0:10:43.280 give me a look. I want to see his Facebook page. 0:10:43.480 --> 0:10:44.680 Oh I love this. Yeah. 0:10:44.720 --> 0:10:47.560 And so, because we'd been messaging on Facebook about the Jars, 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:50.600 the candle Jars, Jars, Yeah, I had his Facebook profile. 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:52.400 So I showed Oscar and he goes, he's a liar. 0:10:53.280 --> 0:10:55.640 He said, what do you mean? And he goes, I've 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:59.000 spoken to him on grinder, Oh, while I've been at 0:10:59.000 --> 0:11:02.080 your house. And this was going back six months, and 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:03.880 he said, aren't you Mitchell Kombs's friend? 0:11:04.000 --> 0:11:05.920 Oh my god, the handle. 0:11:05.960 --> 0:11:08.400 He didn't just discover you. He's a fucking liar. 0:11:08.600 --> 0:11:09.080 Wow. 0:11:09.200 --> 0:11:12.760 And I said, do you know what, I'm still fine 0:11:12.800 --> 0:11:15.400 with that because I would make up a lie for 0:11:15.480 --> 0:11:17.439 fear of seeming creepy. Like, by the way, I know 0:11:17.440 --> 0:11:19.000 who you are now, I know where you live. He 0:11:19.120 --> 0:11:21.240 was like, I've only discovered you, like he was trying 0:11:21.240 --> 0:11:23.920 to play it cool. That's fine. I would do the 0:11:23.960 --> 0:11:24.440 same thing. 0:11:24.520 --> 0:11:27.080 Yeah, I don't think it's a white lie in order 0:11:27.120 --> 0:11:29.079 to keep things kind of nice. 0:11:29.280 --> 0:11:34.599 Non gave me a candle, and also he didn't come upstairs. 0:11:34.720 --> 0:11:36.640 He insisted, he goes, I'll meet you in your lobby 0:11:37.160 --> 0:11:39.360 because like privacy, you don't want to know where you live. 0:11:39.400 --> 0:11:41.839 And I was like, now I get it, and so 0:11:42.679 --> 0:11:45.360 it was just very pleasant, very lovely. I'm burning the 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:48.160 candle right now. Is it not fucking candle in the 0:11:48.160 --> 0:11:51.160 guest bathroom. Yes, it's a beautiful blood into grape food. 0:11:51.480 --> 0:11:53.120 I saw a red flashing light in the middle of 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:56.400 that candle when I was doing a piece. Oh my god, 0:11:56.720 --> 0:11:57.520 is honest. 0:11:57.600 --> 0:12:00.920 Yes, when you're on the toilet, shit, it's. 0:12:00.800 --> 0:12:07.280 Like pool everywhere on the pool cleaner. Is it just 0:12:07.480 --> 0:12:10.960 me the rude shocks of young adults food? Now, if 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:12.559 I could please take a moment, if I may on 0:12:12.640 --> 0:12:14.480 my own podcast, Yes, it is terminal. We've looked at 0:12:14.480 --> 0:12:15.960 all the treatment options. Nothing can fix it. 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:17.920 We haven't got long lived, we don't know. 0:12:18.000 --> 0:12:20.200 And we spoke to Charlie Tayo and he can't do it. 0:12:20.840 --> 0:12:22.720 And you know it's bad when even Charlie can't fucking 0:12:22.720 --> 0:12:25.959 fix things. He's like, you guys are beyond repair. You 0:12:26.920 --> 0:12:29.200 know what you can do to help me out is 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:31.400 you can go and purchase some I'm with Idiot merchandise. 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:33.800 It is still available. Speaking of my good friend, I 0:12:33.800 --> 0:12:36.480 think you're friends of them too, price keeper what's his name. 0:12:36.360 --> 0:12:37.640 For evering reporter Oscar for. 0:12:39.720 --> 0:12:42.199 He is beautiful. I love him, but I have to 0:12:42.240 --> 0:12:45.960 destroy him. So we are still competing at merchandise and 0:12:46.480 --> 0:12:49.040 you can buy mine. My I'm with Idiot range available 0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:50.840 now on couple of mitches, dot com, dot ahu. 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:52.760 So just to recap, we were having a bit of 0:12:52.760 --> 0:12:54.880 a competition who could sell more merch because we were 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:58.679 all responsible for a design. Part from Jenna. We're all 0:12:58.679 --> 0:13:03.440 responsible for a design I won by landslide. It's for applause. 0:13:04.840 --> 0:13:09.640 Oh fuck you. I'm sitting on my hands anyway, and 0:13:09.720 --> 0:13:12.720 you and Oscar came tired second. If I'm with Idiots, 0:13:12.760 --> 0:13:16.079 your design versus Chicken his design, And so now we're 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:18.480 down to a tiebreaker. But it's just a bit unfair 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:20.960 because he doesn't have a right of reply. You're here 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:23.440 flogging your merch When does he get the open forum, 0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:25.280 start a podcast. 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:29.000 He's a huge audience. I've got a huge misfits. 0:13:28.559 --> 0:13:30.960 Audience, and I do not try and create a divide 0:13:30.960 --> 0:13:33.920 between me and Oscar. There is not one. I love Oscar. 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:36.120 HET's got a huge audience and you've got a huge 0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:37.000 attitude problem. 0:13:37.080 --> 0:13:40.760 Clearly I'm with idiot is available, and now you know 0:13:40.840 --> 0:13:42.839 that the podcast is over by it because let me 0:13:42.880 --> 0:13:44.480 tell you that domain, we're not going to keep paying 0:13:44.480 --> 0:13:45.439 for it when this shows going. 0:13:46.840 --> 0:13:48.959 Honestly, when we're gone, the merchant's gone with it. 0:13:49.120 --> 0:13:52.120 Amen. So a couple of mitches dot com dot you genuinely, 0:13:52.160 --> 0:13:53.680 I would would mean the world if you could please 0:13:53.679 --> 0:13:57.199 buy some teas. And there is one shirt that I 0:13:57.240 --> 0:13:59.800 will personally kiss. That's all I'm gonna say. 0:14:01.440 --> 0:14:02.720 Okay, it's one. 0:14:02.760 --> 0:14:04.120 I might even used one as a com rag and 0:14:04.160 --> 0:14:07.440 you might get oh sorry, I'm just saying I get muss. 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:10.440 But that's what you should say anytime I'm disgusting, because 0:14:10.480 --> 0:14:13.360 it really affects me that words smart. Yeah, there's something 0:14:13.360 --> 0:14:13.800 about it. 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:15.640 It's like an electric dog collar. When I said the 0:14:15.640 --> 0:14:17.640 words smart, you're like, it makes me. 0:14:17.600 --> 0:14:19.560 Feel like a cat that's had its nose rubbed in 0:14:19.640 --> 0:14:22.640 piss smart. That's how I feel. 0:14:23.480 --> 0:14:26.000 You should just say smart smat all right, I will. 0:14:26.160 --> 0:14:27.640 That's the new strategy going forward. 0:14:27.640 --> 0:14:31.880 That on merch smartt but I will come on a 0:14:31.920 --> 0:14:33.760 shirt and wonder smat. 0:14:34.400 --> 0:14:36.600 And by the way, the brand new merch only just 0:14:36.720 --> 0:14:41.400 released Jennet's Rash Bevy that is now for sale limited run, 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:44.520 getting before they sell out. And also our collection of mugs. 0:14:44.640 --> 0:14:47.120 We've got a brand new one available for this season 0:14:47.160 --> 0:14:49.160 and you design plus all the old mugs if you 0:14:49.200 --> 0:14:50.280 want to complete your collection. 0:14:50.480 --> 0:14:53.840 Yeah, the final mug is available for sale. No more 0:14:53.880 --> 0:14:56.000 mugs ever. And you want to have all those mugs 0:14:56.040 --> 0:14:58.000 on your shelf and your officer in your kitchen? Season 0:14:58.120 --> 0:15:03.480 two till five? Yeah, six, season six? Yeah, it's fucking anniversary. 0:15:03.520 --> 0:15:05.840 It is confusing. Yeah, I think funk. We've done more 0:15:05.840 --> 0:15:06.880 episodes than Friends. 0:15:08.240 --> 0:15:09.960 All right, is it time for my agent? Yes, let's go. 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:10.440 Let's do it. 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:17.120 Bradley, Is it just me? Did you think you'd be 0:15:17.280 --> 0:15:20.280 much older when you started needing a nose hair trimmer? 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:21.560 Oh? My god? 0:15:22.120 --> 0:15:23.840 Much older? 0:15:24.040 --> 0:15:24.760 Do you have one? 0:15:24.880 --> 0:15:26.720 Well? It was like an attachment with my razor. 0:15:26.840 --> 0:15:27.040 Yeah. 0:15:27.080 --> 0:15:29.200 I didn't think I would ever need that attachment, but 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:33.000 my god, I do really quite often. 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:34.960 Mitchell, show me your nose. 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:38.080 I don't think I want to show the nose. 0:15:39.280 --> 0:15:41.000 Look up, I can't see. 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:42.760 A thing so hair there at all. 0:15:43.560 --> 0:15:46.040 I am you for a trim. But the reason I'm 0:15:46.040 --> 0:15:49.640 so fucked off is because I remember giving my grandfather 0:15:49.840 --> 0:15:52.520 for Father's Day and iaran nose hair trimmer. Yes, and 0:15:52.560 --> 0:15:54.280 so in my mind, I'm like, you have to be 0:15:54.560 --> 0:15:58.680 fucking old to require one of those. Yeah, it started 0:15:58.720 --> 0:16:00.520 off every once in a while. By the way, is 0:16:00.560 --> 0:16:02.480 it just me on the fly? Do you hate having 0:16:02.480 --> 0:16:04.880 to shave more often the older you get? Yeah, my 0:16:05.320 --> 0:16:07.200 facial hair like I used to be able to get 0:16:07.200 --> 0:16:09.400 away with once a week, maybe twice. Now it's every 0:16:09.440 --> 0:16:11.440 second day. You're kidding every second? 0:16:11.400 --> 0:16:14.160 Do you like to be like fully shaved? Right? 0:16:14.400 --> 0:16:17.520 No, it's because I don't have that much facial hair 0:16:17.560 --> 0:16:19.320 on my face. It's all the neck beard. 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:20.800 Which looks hideous. 0:16:20.960 --> 0:16:23.040 Thanks today. 0:16:23.360 --> 0:16:25.720