Speaker 1: Just hoo, stood by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Hello, Yeah, you release yourself for the rude shocks of
Speaker 2: young adults.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 4: I saw aid A Nicodemo in the Westfield the other
Speaker 4: day when it was Thursday. No, when did I ask?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: Mitch, Julie and Mitchell coos hello you Illo you.
Speaker 1: Oh, she doesn't feel the same, knowing that we we're
Speaker 1: terminal terminal terminal.
Speaker 4: Yes. We announced in the anniversary episode on Monday that
Speaker 4: we're wrapping the podcast at the end of the year.
Speaker 1: We're done.
Speaker 4: And here's the awkward thing. We did a double record,
Speaker 4: so we are currently speaking to you immediately after we
Speaker 4: recorded that episode, and so we've had a real way
Speaker 4: to gauge the reaction because we're talking right now before
Speaker 4: the announcement episode goes out. I don't know if people
Speaker 4: are sad or thrilled.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it'll be mostly sad. There'll be a
Speaker 1: few people that are thrilled.
Speaker 4: They're like, oh God, they had their time. Yeah they
Speaker 4: used to be good.
Speaker 1: Four years too late. But yeah, we're here. So we
Speaker 1: don't have any any messages or simple let's.
Speaker 4: Just assume everyone was lovely. Thank you for your heart.
Speaker 4: Oh God, that's what you.
Speaker 1: Said was and the ruses that I turned up at.
Speaker 4: My norm Wargers price.
Speaker 1: Jenna is here, of course, hasn't movement, and I went
Speaker 1: to the lou Jenna's just like you just work like
Speaker 1: a machine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the two of you are so low maintenance. Because
Speaker 4: when we stopped down between episodes, I was like, I've
Speaker 4: got to do a piss. Yeah, I've got to make
Speaker 4: a coffee. I've got to have some water or another one.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, do you guys want anything water?
Speaker 3: Nap.
Speaker 4: I was like, what the fuck? You just have no need.
Speaker 1: I'm just very chill. I was just sitting. I didn't
Speaker 1: even move And then when you were to the toilet
Speaker 1: general I didn't even talk to each other.
Speaker 4: Oh that is so awkward. Am I the glue?
Speaker 5: I didn't even realize I did, but didn't do anything.
Speaker 4: What's worse, I say, you were like, we're not talking.
Speaker 4: This is so awkward.
Speaker 1: No, I just I thought to mysel Oh God, we're
Speaker 1: sitting here in silence. But I think that's the side
Speaker 1: of a good friendship when you don't have to talk.
Speaker 1: I agree with very good. So, yes, we're sitting here
Speaker 1: after just announcing the death of the show. My music
Speaker 1: box is there, the half drunk champagne is there, the
Speaker 1: sadness is there. Definitely. Yeah, well change the subject. The
Speaker 1: weirdest thing happened to me today on my way here
Speaker 1: when I was getting lunch. Tell me if I'm in
Speaker 1: the wrong or if the woman's in the wrong, because
Speaker 1: I was ordering lunch and I got a chicken roll
Speaker 1: and then I always go to this place and get
Speaker 1: these rice paper rolls and I take them later and
Speaker 1: I have them for work. So the lady goes, oh,
Speaker 1: do you also want rice paper rolls? And I went on,
Speaker 1: do you have any without avocado because I'm allergic? And
Speaker 1: she went on, only this last one. I'm like, all right, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll get those two. So she keeps making my roll,
Speaker 1: so I kind of put them on lay by. Anyway,
Speaker 1: there's a line forming behind me, and even I'm thinking, like,
Speaker 1: this is taking time, It'll taking a while. So I'm
Speaker 1: standing there waiting my chicken roll is done, and then
Speaker 1: I go, oh, and also, don't forget the rice paper rolls,
Speaker 1: and she goes, oh, good, grabs the rice paper rolls,
Speaker 1: and this woman behind me goes, oh, sorry, I'm going
Speaker 1: to get those I'm getting those ones.
Speaker 4: Oh no, you ordered first.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I went, oh, no, I'm getting them, and
Speaker 1: she went, here, but you had the chicken roll and
Speaker 1: I've been waiting here to get just those roles, and
Speaker 1: I went, oh no, sorry, I was always getting them.
Speaker 1: And the poor woman making my role was like, oh,
Speaker 1: we know me. She's allergic to avocado. He has to
Speaker 1: have these. And she went, oh are you ALLERGEI to
Speaker 1: have avocado and walked off.
Speaker 4: Oh she's rude. Yeah, you're not in the wrong, Like
Speaker 4: tough tits lady. I understand her frustration. She was probably
Speaker 4: looking forward to those fucking little.
Speaker 1: What weather rice paper.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's looking forward to them. She could have allergies
Speaker 4: for all we know. But yeah, don't take it out
Speaker 4: on you. No.
Speaker 1: No, But isn't it funny the hide on some people
Speaker 1: to think, well, no, I was getting those, like you're
Speaker 1: not first in line. Those deeps is real.
Speaker 4: She's like, I'm hungry, chicken, let it bite. I thought,
Speaker 4: what a little bit.
Speaker 1: And then to go, oh, you alloged to have.
Speaker 6: Ca you're on rations, you're only allowed.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 1: It was so weird. I felt guilty, but I was
Speaker 1: in the front of the line.
Speaker 4: See that is another one of those random acts of kindness,
Speaker 4: pay it forward opportunities that you stared in the face
Speaker 4: and said, no, I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 1: Oh what you expect me to say? Yes, you can
Speaker 1: have them.
Speaker 4: I don't expect that. But that would have been a
Speaker 4: beautiful letting to the story if you'd have been like, oh, honey,
Speaker 4: I don't want you to be hungry.
Speaker 1: Here go.
Speaker 4: No, she was rude, Yeah that's true. If it was
Speaker 4: like she deserved it, different story. But yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: If she was an old, dittary woman, who what don't.
Speaker 4: She look like? Not that it matters, but it matters.
Speaker 1: She had a lot of work done, full of filler
Speaker 1: and bright blonde hair.
Speaker 4: Maps you want to be Yep, I don't.
Speaker 1: Know how you would have eaten them with those lips, Nancy,
Speaker 1: how rude. Anyway, it rattled me, put me in a mood.
Speaker 1: But I'm out of it now because I'm here with
Speaker 1: you too. Anyway. Welcome. Everybody is just me. Every show
Speaker 1: we start the same way. Something we've noticed, something we
Speaker 1: hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mind, I don't know mitches.
Speaker 4: So my gym kind of ties into the fact that
Speaker 4: we're too old to be hosting a podcast about the
Speaker 4: rude shocks of young adulthood because there's something that I'm
Speaker 4: now guilty of that makes me officially old.
Speaker 1: Oh no, Mitchell, and.
Speaker 4: I expected this to happen much later in life. I've
Speaker 4: got to tell you.
Speaker 1: Really, Okay, Well, mine's basic. Should we just jump in
Speaker 1: with mine too? I'm very straightforward? Or here we go,
Speaker 1: hit me, Bradley, go for it? Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Is this message that I received from Facebook Marketplace an
Speaker 1: absolute slap in the fucking face? So, as you know,
Speaker 1: I'm a reformed Facebook Marketplace attic.
Speaker 4: What do you mean reformed?
Speaker 1: Well, I were good. I've been working on getting my
Speaker 1: reviews up to five star because, as we've discussed, there
Speaker 1: were two.
Speaker 4: Ah, I forgot about that God and with that based
Speaker 4: largely on your rudeness, but.
Speaker 1: Not like you're a bitch give me this, Smeg Kettle.
Speaker 1: It was like I just wouldn't respond. I was a harsh,
Speaker 1: negotiated sella as this well, just my overall rating, So
Speaker 1: I honestly think a bit of column A, bit of
Speaker 1: column B.
Speaker 4: How do you check that? Because I didn't know that
Speaker 4: I had a rating because I've been Facebook marketplacing my
Speaker 4: flaps off.
Speaker 1: So yes, if you got a Facebook, then if you
Speaker 1: hit Marketplace and hit the little profile like on the
Speaker 1: top right, then gives your marketplace profile. You hit view
Speaker 1: my Marketplace profile. Let me see what I'm up to.
Speaker 1: I've got. Oh see, I've gone up to now three
Speaker 1: and a half stars. Oh that's not bad.
Speaker 4: If I really wanted your item and I was buying
Speaker 4: something from you, I would see the three and a
Speaker 4: half stars and be like, nah, roll the dice, Yes,
Speaker 4: how bad could it be?
Speaker 1: Look at this? Nakata says, my seller strength a punctuality, communication,
Speaker 1: and pricing. And then Nathan Pong says, my seller's weaknesses
Speaker 1: is pricing.
Speaker 4: So this is her rating about you. Yeah, and so
Speaker 4: what did she sayd My weaknesses were punctuality.
Speaker 1: My weakness is a communication.
Speaker 4: We knew that. The punctuality. James says, my weakness is
Speaker 4: with an item description.
Speaker 1: Go fuck yourself?
Speaker 4: What would the item? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I can't click at It's just they're just old reviews. Anyway,
Speaker 1: So I sold look at this a Smeg milk croffit.
Speaker 1: It was one hundred dollars. Were getting rid of that
Speaker 1: because For my birthday, my parents got me a Brevl
Speaker 1: espresso machine, a coffee machine. Oh that's harder than the
Speaker 1: pod thing, I know, but I love it, like, I
Speaker 1: really love I used to have an espresso machine when
Speaker 1: I lived at home, and then the divorce I lost
Speaker 1: it and it was it was dreadful. So I've always
Speaker 1: wont to one, and they got me one. I'm very lucky.
Speaker 4: Don't you find that more fiddly?
Speaker 1: No, but I like, I'm a bit like I like
Speaker 1: to understand, yeah, and I like to find my Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like the taste of espresso. Coffee is one of
Speaker 1: my favorite things in the world. So I really just offered.
Speaker 4: You one and you were like, nah, I.
Speaker 1: Can't have too. If I've won this late in the day,
Speaker 1: I want to sleep.
Speaker 4: Oh God, we're getting old.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I like it now, all right? So here it is.
Speaker 1: I sell this the milk proffer. Everyone's selling it for
Speaker 1: one hundred and forty, so I think I'll do one
Speaker 1: hundred because I want a quick sale easier self. I've
Speaker 1: had Hi, is this available? Sure? Is has a lid? Yep?
Speaker 4: Sorry? Side note? Is it just me on the fly?
Speaker 4: Why do they ask if it's available? I know, yeah,
Speaker 4: the ads there, I know, I know. She goes, can
Speaker 4: I make it eighty? I can pick it up now.
Speaker 4: I said, this is price to sell at one hundred.
Speaker 4: It's the cheapest online I've price checked. Plus I've got
Speaker 4: a lot of interest. That's so agross.
Speaker 1: I had no interest.
Speaker 4: That's so agros.
Speaker 1: She says, okay, a dress please. But it worked. So
Speaker 1: she comes in ten minutes. I'm here coming perfect. I
Speaker 1: go to the door. She's there. My dog Hamish parents house,
Speaker 1: runs out and she goes, oh d I'm to grab him.
Speaker 1: I'm like, just come inside and Hamish Hamish comes inside.
Speaker 1: So I shut the front door, so she's now inside.
Speaker 4: The more I hear about Hamish, I think he's such
Speaker 4: a bother.
Speaker 1: He's not a bother. He's fourteen years old. He kind
Speaker 1: of like literally walked out and wanted to go and
Speaker 1: do a Wii out the front.
Speaker 4: You didn't let him, and because he'll run down the street.
Speaker 1: The whole thing.
Speaker 4: What a bother.
Speaker 1: So she ended up coming in a house with Hamish
Speaker 1: with me shut the door. So we have like three minutes.
Speaker 1: I'm like, do you need anything? You all good? She went, no, Oh,
Speaker 1: get going, I've got I got to go to work
Speaker 1: when cool. She gave me the one hundred dollars cash.
Speaker 1: Then she left. Ten minutes later, I get.
Speaker 4: This message, a message and a review, A message. Yeah,
Speaker 4: thank you.
Speaker 1: Very much for the proffer. By the way, I'm a
Speaker 1: house cleaner. If someday you need your house professionally cleaned,
Speaker 1: you're welcome.
Speaker 4: Ha What fuck?
Speaker 1: I invite Nikandana into my house and she says, pig
Speaker 1: pen she goes. Ten minutes after leaving, she thought, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm going to message she had to disinfect
Speaker 1: is vile.
Speaker 4: But my favorite thing is is it wasn't like I'll
Speaker 4: send you my raids.
Speaker 1: It was basically, oh, come like she's on domestic Blitz
Speaker 1: and she's Shelly Kraft and she's coming down on his luck.
Speaker 1: This poor boy that's her good.
Speaker 4: Deed for the day was so rude. On the other hand,
Speaker 4: I'm like, you got a hustle, baby, she's promoting her business.
Speaker 1: Maybe she listened to the podcast and she got a hustle.
Speaker 1: Props to us and the cand and her cleaning services
Speaker 1: in Sydney. If you need a good cleaner, that is
Speaker 1: also a bit of a bitch.
Speaker 4: Okay, hang on, this doesn't count as Facebook marketplace. But
Speaker 4: I had an interaction recently that some of my friends
Speaker 4: thought was so weird, but I was so fine with it.
Speaker 4: What happened so someone posted in the Facebook group for
Speaker 4: my building saying does anyone have any empty candle jars?
Speaker 4: And I had a bunch of candles with this much left,
Speaker 4: so I was like, I'll burn through. They're yours. And
Speaker 4: then as like a thank you, he filled one of
Speaker 4: my jars and brought it over and said, here you go,
Speaker 4: here's a housewarming present. I said, oh, thank you, very nice.
Speaker 4: And then he says, by the way, when you first
Speaker 4: gave me the jars, I had no idea who you were,
Speaker 4: but like, I don't know how the algorithm figured it out.
Speaker 4: But all of a sudden, all I'm seeing is your
Speaker 4: Facebook videos and just want to say you're so funny.
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, oh, thank you, and he goes, yeah, no,
Speaker 4: I loved it. I was watching the farm videos. I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, thank you, lovely blah blahlah blah blah,
Speaker 4: And then I detected the fact that he might have
Speaker 4: been of our persuasion.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yes, attractive pull okay if you like him,
Speaker 1: poor feet.
Speaker 4: I came back upstairs and roving reporter Oscar happened to
Speaker 4: be here. I said, that was so nice. This guy
Speaker 4: told me that he just discovered me and he loves
Speaker 4: the videos whatever. And he goes, give me a look,
Speaker 4: give me a look. I want to see his Facebook page.
Speaker 1: Oh I love this. Yeah.
Speaker 4: And so, because we'd been messaging on Facebook about the Jars,
Speaker 4: the candle Jars, Jars, Yeah, I had his Facebook profile.
Speaker 4: So I showed Oscar and he goes, he's a liar.
Speaker 4: He said, what do you mean? And he goes, I've
Speaker 4: spoken to him on grinder, Oh, while I've been at
Speaker 4: your house. And this was going back six months, and
Speaker 4: he said, aren't you Mitchell Kombs's friend?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the handle.
Speaker 4: He didn't just discover you. He's a fucking liar.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: And I said, do you know what, I'm still fine
Speaker 4: with that because I would make up a lie for
Speaker 4: fear of seeming creepy. Like, by the way, I know
Speaker 4: who you are now, I know where you live. He
Speaker 4: was like, I've only discovered you, like he was trying
Speaker 4: to play it cool. That's fine. I would do the
Speaker 4: same thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think it's a white lie in order
Speaker 1: to keep things kind of nice.
Speaker 4: Non gave me a candle, and also he didn't come upstairs.
Speaker 4: He insisted, he goes, I'll meet you in your lobby
Speaker 4: because like privacy, you don't want to know where you live.
Speaker 4: And I was like, now I get it, and so
Speaker 4: it was just very pleasant, very lovely. I'm burning the
Speaker 4: candle right now. Is it not fucking candle in the
Speaker 4: guest bathroom. Yes, it's a beautiful blood into grape food.
Speaker 1: I saw a red flashing light in the middle of
Speaker 1: that candle when I was doing a piece. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: is honest.
Speaker 4: Yes, when you're on the toilet, shit, it's.
Speaker 1: Like pool everywhere on the pool cleaner. Is it just
Speaker 1: me the rude shocks of young adults food? Now, if
Speaker 1: I could please take a moment, if I may on
Speaker 1: my own podcast, Yes, it is terminal. We've looked at
Speaker 1: all the treatment options. Nothing can fix it.
Speaker 4: We haven't got long lived, we don't know.
Speaker 1: And we spoke to Charlie Tayo and he can't do it.
Speaker 1: And you know it's bad when even Charlie can't fucking
Speaker 1: fix things. He's like, you guys are beyond repair. You
Speaker 1: know what you can do to help me out is
Speaker 1: you can go and purchase some I'm with Idiot merchandise.
Speaker 1: It is still available. Speaking of my good friend, I
Speaker 1: think you're friends of them too, price keeper what's his name.
Speaker 4: For evering reporter Oscar for.
Speaker 1: He is beautiful. I love him, but I have to
Speaker 1: destroy him. So we are still competing at merchandise and
Speaker 1: you can buy mine. My I'm with Idiot range available
Speaker 1: now on couple of mitches, dot com, dot ahu.
Speaker 4: So just to recap, we were having a bit of
Speaker 4: a competition who could sell more merch because we were
Speaker 4: all responsible for a design. Part from Jenna. We're all
Speaker 4: responsible for a design I won by landslide. It's for applause.
Speaker 4: Oh fuck you. I'm sitting on my hands anyway, and
Speaker 4: you and Oscar came tired second. If I'm with Idiots,
Speaker 4: your design versus Chicken his design, And so now we're
Speaker 4: down to a tiebreaker. But it's just a bit unfair
Speaker 4: because he doesn't have a right of reply. You're here
Speaker 4: flogging your merch When does he get the open forum,
Speaker 4: start a podcast.
Speaker 6: He's a huge audience. I've got a huge misfits.
Speaker 1: Audience, and I do not try and create a divide
Speaker 1: between me and Oscar. There is not one. I love Oscar.
Speaker 4: HET's got a huge audience and you've got a huge
Speaker 4: attitude problem.
Speaker 1: Clearly I'm with idiot is available, and now you know
Speaker 1: that the podcast is over by it because let me
Speaker 1: tell you that domain, we're not going to keep paying
Speaker 1: for it when this shows going.
Speaker 4: Honestly, when we're gone, the merchant's gone with it.
Speaker 1: Amen. So a couple of mitches dot com dot you genuinely,
Speaker 1: I would would mean the world if you could please
Speaker 1: buy some teas. And there is one shirt that I
Speaker 1: will personally kiss. That's all I'm gonna say.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's one.
Speaker 1: I might even used one as a com rag and
Speaker 1: you might get oh sorry, I'm just saying I get muss.
Speaker 1: But that's what you should say anytime I'm disgusting, because
Speaker 1: it really affects me that words smart. Yeah, there's something
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 4: It's like an electric dog collar. When I said the
Speaker 4: words smart, you're like, it makes me.
Speaker 1: Feel like a cat that's had its nose rubbed in
Speaker 1: piss smart. That's how I feel.
Speaker 4: You should just say smart smat all right, I will.
Speaker 4: That's the new strategy going forward.
Speaker 1: That on merch smartt but I will come on a
Speaker 1: shirt and wonder smat.
Speaker 4: And by the way, the brand new merch only just
Speaker 4: released Jennet's Rash Bevy that is now for sale limited run,
Speaker 4: getting before they sell out. And also our collection of mugs.
Speaker 4: We've got a brand new one available for this season
Speaker 4: and you design plus all the old mugs if you
Speaker 4: want to complete your collection.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the final mug is available for sale. No more
Speaker 1: mugs ever. And you want to have all those mugs
Speaker 1: on your shelf and your officer in your kitchen? Season
Speaker 1: two till five? Yeah, six, season six? Yeah, it's fucking anniversary.
Speaker 1: It is confusing. Yeah, I think funk. We've done more
Speaker 1: episodes than Friends.
Speaker 4: All right, is it time for my agent? Yes, let's go.
Speaker 1: Let's do it.
Speaker 4: Bradley, Is it just me? Did you think you'd be
Speaker 4: much older when you started needing a nose hair trimmer?
Speaker 1: Oh? My god?
Speaker 4: Much older?
Speaker 1: Do you have one?
Speaker 4: Well? It was like an attachment with my razor.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I didn't think I would ever need that attachment, but
Speaker 4: my god, I do really quite often.
Speaker 1: Mitchell, show me your nose.
Speaker 4: I don't think I want to show the nose.
Speaker 1: Look up, I can't see.
Speaker 6: A thing so hair there at all.
Speaker 4: I am you for a trim. But the reason I'm
Speaker 4: so fucked off is because I remember giving my grandfather
Speaker 4: for Father's Day and iaran nose hair trimmer. Yes, and
Speaker 4: so in my mind, I'm like, you have to be
Speaker 4: fucking old to require one of those. Yeah, it started
Speaker 4: off every once in a while. By the way, is
Speaker 4: it just me on the fly? Do you hate having
Speaker 4: to shave more often the older you get? Yeah, my
Speaker 4: facial hair like I used to be able to get
Speaker 4: away with once a week, maybe twice. Now it's every
Speaker 4: second day. You're kidding every second?
Speaker 1: Do you like to be like fully shaved? Right?
Speaker 4: No, it's because I don't have that much facial hair
Speaker 4: on my face. It's all the neck beard.
Speaker 1: Which looks hideous.
Speaker 4: Thanks today.
Speaker 1: No, we've discussed it before, That's what I We've spoken
Speaker 1: about your neck beard.
Speaker 4: Yes, and so I have to shave every two days.
Speaker 4: And it used to be like maybe once every couple
Speaker 4: of weeks. I'd give the nose hair a trumaselica. Sometimes
Speaker 4: you can feel them protruding outside the nostril. Now it's
Speaker 4: like once or twice a week. Really, it's that old
Speaker 4: thing of like, the more you shave it, the quicker
Speaker 4: it grows back.
Speaker 1: I think that's a wive's tale, but it's happened.
Speaker 4: My nose hair is out of control.
Speaker 1: Oh, Mitchell, this is actually as.
Speaker 4: I inhale through my nostrils, I can feel the breeze
Speaker 4: flowing through my nose hair.
Speaker 1: Oh really, yes, can you get it? I want to
Speaker 1: try it.
Speaker 4: I've never trim my nose has in my life. Downstairs,
Speaker 4: you guys chout among yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go for it now, general, I when well left
Speaker 1: that be.
Speaker 4: Funcked to use my nose. It's fine, No, no.
Speaker 1: Because it's just I've got to clean up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, yeah, we are, we are.
Speaker 1: We don't have much in common.
Speaker 4: No, we don't talk.
Speaker 1: We should say the real reason the show.
Speaker 6: Then it's Christopher, you and I.
Speaker 1: The love is palpable. We're deeply connected. We're in love
Speaker 1: and it's tearing Mitchell apart.
Speaker 6: He's always been jealous.
Speaker 1: After I heard you on the Misfits, I thought I
Speaker 1: need to fit in there. That was discussed.
Speaker 4: Smart. Smart, he's back.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 4: So do you need a demonstration first?
Speaker 1: I'm assuming you just shove it up and twist sort of.
Speaker 1: You do yours? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Do you really never use fue?
Speaker 1: Never? In my whole life? About trim my nose?
Speaker 4: That's depressing. I have to use it so often.
Speaker 1: What's your ethnicity again?
Speaker 4: What Scottish and Welsh? I couldn't be more fucking white.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna get my camera up because I want
Speaker 1: to see if I've got any.
Speaker 4: Oh, trust me, you'd feel it, you know, if they're there.
Speaker 1: I don't think I do you go first?
Speaker 4: I've just cleaned it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Jenny, can you film it just from a single?
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Oh, it's like a pen.
Speaker 4: Around the circumference of the nostril as well. Oh you
Speaker 4: can hear that. Yeah, there's some in there. How are
Speaker 4: you feeling?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: It's on there?
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 4: Oh you wait till next time you blow your nose?
Speaker 4: That we little fucking tiny hairs in there. Wow, nose whiskers.
Speaker 1: That's incredible.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they're Mitch's nose pubes on mine.
Speaker 4: I cleaned it. You watched me clean.
Speaker 1: Where's the wet one?
Speaker 4: Are you not filming him? She's holding the camera, but
Speaker 4: it's not recording. She's just sitting there holding the camera.
Speaker 4: She didn't get record.
Speaker 1: You're a digital producer's record. I thought you'd turn it on.
Speaker 4: I think I actually turned it on, and then you
Speaker 4: turned it off.
Speaker 1: Watch the video? Is there anything?
Speaker 4: Two seconds with nothing? I handed to Jenna, and then
Speaker 4: it stopped. For God's sake, I promised. How did it feel,
Speaker 4: by the way, the nose hair trimmer as a nose
Speaker 4: here trimmer, virgin popped your nose cherry?
Speaker 1: I did it felt fine. I didn't feel anything at all,
Speaker 1: Nothing at all.
Speaker 4: Jenna, I'll have a try. Okay, do women get nose
Speaker 4: hair properly like mine? Actually, this is the grossest part
Speaker 4: sometimes when I forget to nose hair trimmer, like there's
Speaker 4: one protruding for the nostril that I can just pluck. Wow,
Speaker 4: fucking ill.
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus Christ, your bugger over here.
Speaker 4: Jenn's getting quite a bit.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Jenna, it sounds like Kellogg's crunching nut
Speaker 1: up there.
Speaker 4: Sounds like mine syncarator. Yeah, Oh my god, Jenna is
Speaker 4: full of it. And so I've decided, yes, I'm in
Speaker 4: need of a nose hair trimmer at the ripe young
Speaker 4: age of twenty eight. Yeah, as soon as I need
Speaker 4: an ear hair trimmer. Oh, I'm retiring, all bets are
Speaker 4: I'm fucking retiring. Yeah, No, it's time to go get
Speaker 4: the hair out you want to keep it. Next time
Speaker 4: you blow your nose, you'll see the little whiskers like
Speaker 4: I said.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but hold on, Jennet, a pint your nose. Now,
Speaker 1: I've got raizor bumps like I can feel sharp hair
Speaker 1: like I've got Pubrey grass.
Speaker 4: Ah. Imagine if you've got an ingrown nose here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just giving my Brazilian to my nostrils young kids.
Speaker 4: Then near to this, I.
Speaker 1: Think you're still at gorgeous Mitchell. So I don't want
Speaker 1: to hang about it in the things.
Speaker 4: Despite my nose made.
Speaker 1: You got something on your mind?
Speaker 2: Hit up at a couple of Mitchell's on Instagram to
Speaker 2: get yourself on the shoe.
Speaker 1: How is your turn? Be one of the final few
Speaker 1: to feature on this podcast. If you feature on the
Speaker 1: show in the last few episodes, it's almost like you're
Speaker 1: at our bed as we die, at our big took
Speaker 1: correct holding a candle in your hand.
Speaker 4: Now here's the awkward thing. Like I said before, we
Speaker 4: did a double recording. Today we recorded the announcement five
Speaker 4: the anniversary episode where we told everyone that we're finishing
Speaker 4: at the end of the year.
Speaker 1: Correct, so at the.
Speaker 4: Time of recording now, it hasn't aired yet, and so
Speaker 4: the person we're about to speak to doesn't know.
Speaker 1: Do we tell it? No, we can't tell them because
Speaker 1: they be an idiot. They're going to tell everyone else.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the risk, they'd say in the idiot group chat.
Speaker 4: They're fucking finishing the podcast.
Speaker 1: If they if we can't risk this getting out, this
Speaker 1: is big news, It.
Speaker 4: Is big news. No, I see, I kind of selfishly
Speaker 4: want to hear the reaction, being.
Speaker 1: Like, what, I've got an idea. I've got an idea.
Speaker 4: Just leave it with me. Oh god, what are you
Speaker 4: gonna do? No, we'll tell her are you fucking going rogue?
Speaker 1: Now? We'll tell her what But we'll just pretend we joke.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, just kidding.
Speaker 1: We'll get a real reaction, and again, no, I just
Speaker 1: got your best of both worlds.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we'll say, how are you feeling after the
Speaker 4: announcement that we're finishing? Yes, you say it, Okay.
Speaker 1: I'll do it. Yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 7: Cool.
Speaker 1: By the way, we're talking to her name is Tapa,
Speaker 1: and that's not a joke. The first name surname?
Speaker 4: Where you Pa, Billy?
Speaker 1: Not Hi? Is this Tapa?
Speaker 3: Yes, it is Hi.
Speaker 4: It's Mitch and Jenna. We said your name right, Tapa.
Speaker 3: No, it's a show. It's my first name is just
Speaker 3: a nickname, Laisha.
Speaker 4: Where the fuck did the nickname Tapa come from?
Speaker 3: It's my surname is Tapa?
Speaker 4: That's a nickname?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Well no, but I play sports. Apparently it's easier
Speaker 3: for everyone, you know.
Speaker 1: I get you. Well, welcome, Welcome to the show, Tapa.
Speaker 7: Where in Australia are you Cambra? I'm in Canberra, the
Speaker 7: nation's capital. Beautiful, Tapa. Obviously, we want to know how
Speaker 7: are you after the news that broke you?
Speaker 1: Are you handling it okay?
Speaker 3: I think I'm going to be all right. Yes, I
Speaker 3: think I'm going to handle it just fine.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, well, that's a bit disappointing. We thought you'd
Speaker 4: be more emotionally charged knowing that we're ending the podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, see, I think I'm going to be okay with
Speaker 3: that because now that I'm kind to steal the show
Speaker 3: and make my own, That's where I think I'm going
Speaker 3: to head with that.
Speaker 4: Tapa terrified, mate, We're ending the show.
Speaker 3: Did you actually I think I don't believe it.
Speaker 4: I actually don't believe that joking. We're joking. We thought
Speaker 4: you'd be upset, but you're clearly not, which really does
Speaker 4: our hearts good. Have you got a fucking Is it
Speaker 4: just me?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: I do a Bradley count tappa in. Is it just me.
Speaker 3: Barrisa's flirting with me? Or are they just doing their job?
Speaker 4: They want to fuck you?
Speaker 3: I think I do so, Like where's the line where
Speaker 3: do I say, here's my number? Or just like take
Speaker 3: my coffee.
Speaker 1: And go, I'm with you. Every every Barisa that's ever
Speaker 1: made me a coffee is in love with me.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's what Well I get girt. It gives me
Speaker 3: free coffees every now and then. And it's like, are
Speaker 3: you being kind or do you actually like are you
Speaker 3: in love with me? Just tell me?
Speaker 4: Well that we're dealing with If it's high house, your day,
Speaker 4: but if it's prolonged eye contacts, well it is.
Speaker 3: I mean I go to the same shop every morning,
Speaker 3: so they know me well, they know how I like
Speaker 3: my coffee. And then sometimes I go, don't worry, it's
Speaker 3: on us.
Speaker 4: Are you attracted? In return?
Speaker 3: I mean, I wouldn't say no, you know, that's.
Speaker 4: What everyone wants to hear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but let's do a role play, ready, I'm going
Speaker 1: to be no, no, no, no, no, I'm you female?
Speaker 3: A female bros are you?
Speaker 1: Are you queer or no?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I am good, So I'm going to be I'm going
Speaker 1: to be you and you show us how they act. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: right here we go and I'm a real method actor. Next,
Speaker 1: you're the boris.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have to give me your order.
Speaker 1: Well, that was just a coffee sound, so just pretend
Speaker 1: you're doing that.
Speaker 4: I'm lost, You're not.
Speaker 1: People are going, Hi, how are you?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 7: Well, how are you?
Speaker 3: How'd your take going?
Speaker 1: I'm good, Thank you. I'm just Toper.
Speaker 4: My real name is Alicia Alisha, but it's a nickname.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's just a game.
Speaker 1: So you can write whatever you want on the on
Speaker 1: the coffee. My day is cool.
Speaker 3: Don't I already know your order, so I'll just make
Speaker 3: that for you extra chocolate, right, yeah.
Speaker 1: I love extra chocolate. What did you remember that from
Speaker 1: last time?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I did, so don't worry. I'll make it just the
Speaker 3: way you like it. Don't have to make your secrets
Speaker 3: tape with me with your special mocker.
Speaker 1: Why don't you fuck me in the pussy?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm smart.
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry I'm mad.
Speaker 3: Is that that's probably what I have to say, isn't
Speaker 3: it that? How I'll know?
Speaker 4: Yeah, with it's top smart smart. I don't think she
Speaker 4: doesn't get it.
Speaker 3: No, I don't.
Speaker 4: She never gets anything I do.
Speaker 1: So not getting any of this makes me think that
Speaker 1: the bruise is not flirting with her at all.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And also if that was your impression of the
Speaker 4: barista's treatment towards you, I don't think that was anything
Speaker 4: that special.
Speaker 3: It's really, I promised. When you shaw it in real life,
Speaker 3: you know it's real. It's real.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I want to believe you, but it
Speaker 4: sounds like the same interaction I have with my barista,
Speaker 4: who's a six year old woman, and she's not about
Speaker 4: to bend me over his ship.
Speaker 3: Don't yet someone exactly.
Speaker 4: I just don't believe. I'm her young. It's a family business,
Speaker 4: her fucking Greek husband.
Speaker 3: Well you don't know that, you don't. I just think
Speaker 3: I promise. Maybe I don't like secretly recall the interactions.
Speaker 3: That's not allowed.
Speaker 4: But no, no you can't. But you can report back
Speaker 4: to us because the barista really can't push it much
Speaker 4: further than that. So if you make a move, I
Speaker 4: think it's fine because they can't be seen to be
Speaker 4: praying on customers. But if you just give her your number,
Speaker 4: then the balls in her cup, I mean Court.
Speaker 1: Mitchell, smart, smart, smuck smart. He doesn't feel good, does it.
Speaker 4: It's quite funny tunnel showers over her, Tapa, if you're listening,
Speaker 4: we are actually finishing the podcast, and your lack of
Speaker 4: emotion towards that is quite helpful and it's the reason
Speaker 4: why were poor.
Speaker 1: Tappa was trying to improvise with us, and yeah, I
Speaker 1: know it was also Tapa.
Speaker 4: You can message Jenna to get your type back. It's
Speaker 4: a prize for coming on, of course, and if you
Speaker 4: want to be one of the final for you to
Speaker 4: feature on is It just Me? The podcast?
Speaker 1: You can text this number, oh till no.
Speaker 4: Two zero two till nine beautiful voice beautiful, or you
Speaker 4: can send us a d M. If you've got no
Speaker 4: credit at couple of miches on Instagram, it's up to you.
Speaker 4: It's two ways to get in touch, text or DM.
Speaker 1: You can buy credit. Oh, I think there's two ways
Speaker 1: you can get credit. You can buy it. You can
Speaker 1: get the app.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can get the docker from the survey. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Or you can do the self serve check out at
Speaker 4: the supermarket. You just go in to like a different
Speaker 4: section other than you go recharge mobile. They'll print it
Speaker 4: on the dock.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course. I remember my nan used to buy
Speaker 1: the credit in bulk, but receipts would fade, so the
Speaker 1: hen she'd just go to a top draw where all
Speaker 1: were in that fae and she'd be so upset.
Speaker 4: You know that I have to buy credit for the
Speaker 4: IgE and phone that Oscar just sang the number of
Speaker 4: Jesus cra But it's real nifty to see it on
Speaker 4: the app. Now, recharge bank, I don't have to get
Speaker 4: a docket.
Speaker 1: You only need two more months of credit.
Speaker 4: Yeah. What do we do about the number? What do
Speaker 4: we do about the neon sign? We should we auction
Speaker 4: them off for charity. I was thinking that because at
Speaker 4: this point it's just clutter.
Speaker 1: Gee's nice to know you're connected to the podcast.
Speaker 4: Stuck up? Where's yours?
Speaker 1: In my house?
Speaker 4: In a moving box?
Speaker 1: It's in a U hole somewhere.
Speaker 4: I couldn't find it.
Speaker 1: It was stolen. I can't find it. I don't know
Speaker 1: where it is. Oh my god, maybe my ex got
Speaker 1: it in the divorce.
Speaker 4: What should we do with the neons?
Speaker 1: Maybe we smash them? No, we pay good.
Speaker 4: Money for though, we want them to be seen.
Speaker 1: What if we put them somewhere like we petitioned to
Speaker 1: clover them all the Lord Mayor of Sydney to put
Speaker 1: them onnoxes.
Speaker 4: What if I put it on the penthouse balcony overlooking
Speaker 4: the very busy street down.
Speaker 1: But then that's promo for a show that doesn't exist.
Speaker 4: It does exist now.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but then I know where you live.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I could just be a really passionate fan.
Speaker 1: There's only two of these in existence, one in your
Speaker 1: house and one in my exor sex room.
Speaker 4: It's quite ambient lighting.
Speaker 1: Is that That's what I mean? Yether and Pink got
Speaker 1: to do wonders for the skin. Yeah, we'll think on that.
Speaker 1: We can add that to the engine bucket list. What
Speaker 1: do we do with all our props?
Speaker 4: I want to keep it as a memento, but I'm like,
Speaker 4: I'm not going to forget that I did the podcast.
Speaker 4: I don't need something that huge in my home.
Speaker 1: Well, with your grandma's mental state, it's going to come
Speaker 1: for you at some point. So do you want to
Speaker 1: remember this show or not?
Speaker 4: I feel I'll remember keep it. I've got like seventeen
Speaker 4: shirts or all of our merch.
Speaker 1: I have a lot of the shirts too.
Speaker 4: Anyway, should we go?
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you for listening, idiots, we love you. Let's
Speaker 1: keep going. The show is great. Come on.
Speaker 4: I imagine I was like, fine, and we just tugged
Speaker 4: on everyone's fucking heart strings.
Speaker 1: Only you'd be like, forget it, let's uncancel. What if
Speaker 1: we just rebranded and called the show like Hello with
Speaker 1: Mitchard mitch Hello, are you with Mitchard?
Speaker 4: Mitch I don't know about that?
Speaker 1: And we just gossip?
Speaker 4: But instead of an id gym, what do we bring
Speaker 4: a Hello you? We have we start the show the
Speaker 4: same way every episode with a Hello something we've greeted something.
Speaker 1: What if we just prank call a random number and
Speaker 1: say hello you and see how it goes. Let's give
Speaker 1: it a try. I just made up a number and
Speaker 1: we're going to get a mood. Hello.
Speaker 4: Are you okay? You can do it?
Speaker 1: Sure? I'm not a no caller? Id shit?
Speaker 4: So now Tambourine has your number? What was it?
Speaker 1: Names?
Speaker 4: Alicia?
Speaker 1: I didn't even text her to say she was sorry Tunnel.
Speaker 4: I think she knows.
Speaker 7: Hello, Hello you.
Speaker 4: Yeap?
Speaker 1: How are you God? How's it been?
Speaker 4: It's Mitch and Mitchy.
Speaker 1: Good is this Paulie? No? Yeah, she's here too, Hello
Speaker 1: you Hello? Are you all right? That podcast doesn't have legs?
Speaker 1: Didn't work.
Speaker 4: You could have at least hustled while you're at it
Speaker 4: and be like, if it just me listen, I don't
Speaker 4: want to give her any reason to know who I was.
Speaker 1: Fuck all right, that doesn't have work. The show's still canceled.
Speaker 1: If we can come up with a better substitute in
Speaker 1: the next couple of weeks, we'll relaunch.
Speaker 4: Anyway, We'll catch you back on Monday. She's calling back.
Speaker 1: Hello, are you hello? Hello?
Speaker 4: When are you up at?
Speaker 1: Who's this?
Speaker 3: Who is this is?
Speaker 1: Paul?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Paul?
Speaker 3: I hadn't you born the wrong number?
Speaker 1: Bloody hell?
Speaker 4: I hate it when that happened.
Speaker 1: Sorry comber about that. I was calling cool, what's your name?
Speaker 3: My name?
Speaker 1: How are you Cory?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: Of course, kl are you.
Speaker 1: Like saying what are you doing today? I was meant
Speaker 1: to call my mate Paul. We served in an arm together,
Speaker 1: but I haven't spoken to him in a while, so
Speaker 1: I thought, I him a buzz what are you doing? Clause? Really?
Speaker 3: Yeah, where that's a long time ago.
Speaker 1: I hung up on him that that was the weirdest
Speaker 1: thing that has happened. A correct, hold on, hold on?
Speaker 4: What are you going on?
Speaker 1: Have called back?
Speaker 5: You just said you served him name and he's done
Speaker 5: two so he probably wants to catch up with you.
Speaker 1: I'm deeply worried.
Speaker 4: Guys, you're in too deep. Now it's time to go.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening, everybody.
Speaker 4: We'll be back on Monday. Is It Just Me podcast
Speaker 4: by a couple of miches.
Speaker 2: Make sure you've get full on your podcast.
Speaker 4: Welcome to add brief our secret segment on the end.
Speaker 4: This is the part where normally we go rode. That
Speaker 4: was a bit out of pocket scary.
Speaker 1: I think, hello, you has legs where you just keep
Speaker 1: prank calling someone until they're happy to have a conversation.
Speaker 1: He's laughing.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's almost like instant interview. We could have gotten
Speaker 4: to no clause.
Speaker 1: Correct, that's the point.
Speaker 6: Well, we learned that he served in Vietnam.
Speaker 4: I thought it was where do you say it was Nam?
Speaker 4: Oh no, it's your Vietnam. I was like, what the
Speaker 4: fuck are they talking about?
Speaker 1: He just text me a question mark.
Speaker 4: We're best for it to send back an exclamation mark.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just send back a photo. No, no, what
Speaker 1: a sweetheart, he said Clause? Did he?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Santa?
Speaker 1: What a contract like Santi?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a cat.
Speaker 4: Oh god, we should stay on the show every time
Speaker 4: you enjoy yourself? Is that going to be what happens?
Speaker 4: We did just stay.
Speaker 1: Do you think we should add to the Egen bucket
Speaker 1: lest a live show? We try to get one done
Speaker 1: before we end or is that too much? Admin? I
Speaker 1: can see the stress in your eyes already.
Speaker 4: It's just like part of the reason we were wrapping
Speaker 4: up is because we can barely find time where we're
Speaker 4: all free to record, let alone do a live show.
Speaker 4: I know, because knowing us, we'll lock it in, we'll
Speaker 4: promote it, We'll sell out the venue, no doubt. Say sorry,
Speaker 4: I've got Auntie Monda's fucking christening or something. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Me just pointed to genuine.
Speaker 6: He said that, Yeah, I wonder if Clause would come
Speaker 6: to the live show.
Speaker 1: That'd be a great special guest.
Speaker 4: He's buzzing back, go you know we should invite Tug Dumley.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, from the investigation of Peter Rabbit episode Yes,
Speaker 1: what are the odds that roving reporter Oscar would stumble
Speaker 1: upon someone who has a vast amount of experience in
Speaker 1: improv slam poetry. It was incredible, It was it was.
Speaker 1: That's one of my favorite moments on the show ever.
Speaker 4: I know you've actually I struggled to recall the time
Speaker 4: that you've laughed that hard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 4: And I was worried that when we went into that segment,
Speaker 4: I was like, is this too in? Obviously me and
Speaker 4: my whole neighborhood Facebook group invested in this Petter Arabbi drama.
Speaker 4: The episode is called Peter Rabbit if you want to
Speaker 4: go listen. I was thinking of Mitch and Jen are
Speaker 4: going to be like, we don't care as much as you,
Speaker 4: but oh my god, you guys were so swept up
Speaker 4: in it.
Speaker 1: The whole world was shocked by it. Can We talked
Speaker 1: to Clause and I'm he's probably killed.
Speaker 4: He's probably killed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's I haven't been an.
Speaker 4: Hang on when the fuck was nam.
Speaker 1: It's a good question, Jenny, is he It was it
Speaker 1: long ago enough that there's no way he could have
Speaker 1: been there because he would be dead. No, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1: Na'm was the seventies, the end of the seventies.
Speaker 6: And you have been to your nineteen seventy five Yeah,
Speaker 6: oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Didn't. How long did it go?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I went from nineteen fifty four to nineteen seventy five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was very well and good.
Speaker 4: I'm going to grab another Champ's here you go for it. Wow,
Speaker 4: I am the glue.
Speaker 6: So I was reading about Vietnam.
Speaker 1: No, it's more so I'm not going to bring up
Speaker 1: a point when mos co host isn't city.
Speaker 6: What if I wrote Vietnam war clause?
Speaker 1: Should we do another hollow U test?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh god? What another voicemail?
Speaker 3: Who?
Speaker 6: Who is it?
Speaker 1: It's just tapping, that's it's polishing.
Speaker 4: But that sounded like a threat.
Speaker 1: That was Morse code for I'm going to kill Jenna.
Speaker 4: I'm actually going to look up Morse code translated. It
Speaker 4: was Morse code translator or Morse code generator. Yeah, translator translator.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So if I write in I'm going to kill Jenna,
Speaker 4: do give me back what it is in Morse code?
Speaker 4: It should Okay, this is a bit dark, but were
Speaker 4: we here?
Speaker 3: Now we go.
Speaker 4: Hmmm, fuck, how could anyone keep up with that?
Speaker 1: So what do you want me to do? Do you
Speaker 1: want me to play that back?
Speaker 4: Play?
Speaker 1: Play the Morse code back and see what he says.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not involving clause in this anymore. I was
Speaker 4: just curious, what is I'm going to kill Jenna in
Speaker 4: Morse code soundline?
Speaker 1: And that was it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's ridiculous, a bit wordy, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Do you know the guy the man who decoded the
Speaker 1: Nazi Morse code the Nazi system.
Speaker 4: Was a puff Oh good for him.
Speaker 1: He was gay and I think he was killed and
Speaker 1: he's on the British five dollars power because he loved
Speaker 1: a pan That's what they did. Tom, I don't know
Speaker 1: about that. Williams Standing or something was his name.
Speaker 4: Jennie Google.
Speaker 1: Justle I'm not sure, trust me. No, Jennet, google gay
Speaker 1: Nazi code and I'm telling you it'll come up.
Speaker 4: Alan Turing, that's him, your cousin, Alan Chury. He's just
Speaker 4: the past tense, churry, cheering, churro present tense. I'm cheering. Yeah, No,
Speaker 4: you're not right, You're know he's not wrong, he's cheer right,
Speaker 4: cheer wrong, Alan cheering, Yeah, How was he killed?
Speaker 1: I think it was quite It was quite awful.
Speaker 4: Why are we talking about because he's a queer man
Speaker 4: thirty nine?
Speaker 5: He met Arnold Murray, a nineteen year old unemployed man.
Speaker 6: They had a relationship and that's.
Speaker 4: What killed him.
Speaker 5: Deare okay, here we go. His housekeeper found him dead.
Speaker 5: Oh no, he died from cyanide poisoning.
Speaker 1: Oh he was killed. What's that sinoid's poison?
Speaker 4: Yeah? But how does that happen?
Speaker 6: What about this?
Speaker 5: When his body was discovered, an apple lay half eaten
Speaker 5: beside his bed.
Speaker 1: Wow, he was poison with an apple?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're kidding.
Speaker 1: That's pretty crazy, isn't it. Yeah, because he was a genius.
Speaker 4: And he was gays can be true at once. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you're right, I'm alive. I mean, look at us. Don't
Speaker 4: let that apple next to your bed, Mitch. I'll add
Speaker 4: to the engine bucket.
Speaker 1: Least we should all do the apple dance before we go.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: Thanks. I don't even know what it is. I've just
Speaker 4: heard people refer to it is. It's some Charlie XX shit. Yeah, Braten, right, Brett, yeah,
Speaker 4: right right.
Speaker 1: The album is growing on me.
Speaker 4: You almost sound ashamed to admit it. You've been so steadfast,
Speaker 4: you're not listening.
Speaker 1: I think the apple's rotten. Right to the cool, right.
Speaker 4: To the cool? Do you wrote?
Speaker 1: Do you.
Speaker 4: What's going on?
Speaker 1: Well, we've quit, so we know if we don't have
Speaker 1: to say anything. He's in hypothetical for you, say, for example,
Speaker 1: we go viral from something that surely I've said, What
Speaker 1: happens if we get ten million views on this podcast,
Speaker 1: listens on this podcast.
Speaker 4: What happens?
Speaker 1: What do we stay on or do we leave it?
Speaker 4: What is a bit drastic?
Speaker 1: What if a carnival cruise line go we want to
Speaker 1: sponsor you.
Speaker 4: For a decade, we have to continue.
Speaker 5: I want to go on a cruise.
Speaker 4: I don't. I don't know. What would happen in that situation?
Speaker 1: Oh, we'll have to work because you could.
Speaker 4: Also view that as going out with a bang.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 4: Then what if we fucking stay on because we're like, wow,
Speaker 4: we've had one ten million view video and then everything
Speaker 4: thereafter is just like two hundred that's just embarrassing, that's true.
Speaker 4: We're like, the public have spoken it, you must stay
Speaker 4: and then they're like, no, it was this one good video.
Speaker 4: Everything else after that is dog shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, It's hard, isn't it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right, sorry, I'm like an x in the middle
Speaker 1: of a breakup. But but what if we went to
Speaker 1: the the be What if I.
Speaker 4: Did let you peg me smart Smart? What the Xbox? Yeah,
Speaker 4: you're like a child.
Speaker 1: It's real, baby, I thought it was all fake.
Speaker 4: Now I've downloaded Crash Bandicoot. Turns out it's a lot
Speaker 4: harder than I remember.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's tough.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I was really good at this as a kid.
Speaker 4: Why am I fucking it up as an adult?
Speaker 1: Ton you know one other games you have? Someone messaged
Speaker 1: this and said, Hi, Mitch's and girl, I think you
Speaker 1: would love Goat Simulator three.
Speaker 4: Oh no, what are you know that one's it's got
Speaker 4: a very short shelf life in terms of like ten
Speaker 4: minutes to your a goat. Yeah, and it's like head
Speaker 4: butt people and knockshit over cause a bit of carnage.
Speaker 4: It gets very boring quickly.
Speaker 1: How did Goat Simulator get so popular? It got a
Speaker 1: third iteration?
Speaker 4: Do you know what game actually fucks? Because I can't
Speaker 4: remember off the top of my head all of the
Speaker 4: games I've got. I've had to buy one of the
Speaker 4: external hard drives to fit more. Yeah, that's a sign.
Speaker 4: It's like a Disney Pixar one called Rush.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 4: You're at Disneyland and you can go to the different exhibits.
Speaker 4: It's like the Finding Dory one, Toy Thory one, the
Speaker 4: Cars one, the Up one, the Incredibles one, and each
Speaker 4: one has its own little games.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 4: It's multiplayer, which is good. It is like Race as Fish,
Speaker 4: the Cars E Races Cars, the Incredible is You races Superheroes.
Speaker 4: It's kind of the same game, different characters, but it's
Speaker 4: really good. And Sewan regons that I played kids games.
Speaker 4: I disagree. I fucking slate that Toy Story game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I made a really bad mistake. Well, hit a
Speaker 1: man with my car seat and he I'm joking, what joking?
Speaker 1: I wanted to play a Tiny Townscaper. Tin Escaper. It's
Speaker 1: this game where you can build castles. It's a whole
Speaker 1: thing and it's big on TikTok and they said you
Speaker 1: need to download Steam to play it. Steam's like a
Speaker 1: program where you can play heaps of games, and okay,
Speaker 1: so I downloaded Steam for free, created a fucking account
Speaker 1: on what the PlayStation on my MacBook on my computer.
Speaker 1: Then I'd purchased this game for nineteen dollars, then downloaded it,
Speaker 1: and then I went to open it and said Windows only.
Speaker 4: Ah, you bet your ass that I went on the
Speaker 4: fucking Microsoft website to Sweden asked for a refund on
Speaker 4: my VIP roadblocks. Did you not playing it on the
Speaker 4: Xbox ever? Again? Again, it's a laptop job. Did you
Speaker 4: get a riffed it's pinning You.
Speaker 1: Made the mistake?
Speaker 4: Well, no, because I bought the VIP thinking that would
Speaker 4: make the gameplay experience somehow better. But it's literally a
Speaker 4: computer game on an Xbox. It's impossible. You can't just
Speaker 4: use the mouse and click X. You have to finger
Speaker 4: that fucking arrow button on the bloody Xbox controller for days.
Speaker 4: And in all this and all that time, everyone else
Speaker 4: is already dressed and I haven't even put skin one
Speaker 4: because it's ten times slower on the Xbox dressed.
Speaker 1: To impress this, it's given me severe anxiety. I have
Speaker 1: to put eyelashes on en nails and shoes. Yeah, it's hard.
Speaker 4: I did come second in one of them. I was
Speaker 4: pretty proud of that.
Speaker 1: You have a photo of it, because I came first.
Speaker 4: I don't even know what this is, so Jenna. It's
Speaker 4: literally like you play live in real time with other people, correct,
Speaker 4: and you're given a theme. One of them was like
Speaker 4: just broke up. And then you're in like a closet
Speaker 4: and you dress up to that theme and then there's
Speaker 4: a runway at the end and everyone playing rates what
Speaker 4: the outfits look like, and like out of five, I.
Speaker 6: See you're playing against real people.
Speaker 4: Real people, and there's a lot of like dirty play
Speaker 4: in the fucking dress to impressed community. Some people like
Speaker 4: band together and vote five stars even though it's putrid.
Speaker 1: The Yeah, and do you realize there's a chat?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I didn't realize that until I use the laptop version.
Speaker 4: The Xbox doesn't even have a fucking chat.
Speaker 6: Yeah, what do people chat about?
Speaker 1: If the themes Beooty and the Beast, they'll be like
Speaker 1: I am Bail, I am beast.
Speaker 4: Yeah sligh if you have to explain the concepts? Yeah,
Speaker 4: well we what do we land on?
Speaker 1: We hope this podcast for two?
Speaker 4: Are we sticking with sticking with Why don't we just.
Speaker 1: Try to two point five and if it doesn't feel right.
Speaker 6: We did try two point five?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so like two point five is sticking with tradition,
Speaker 4: Like we up the percentage every birthday we have correct
Speaker 4: but two percent just rolls off the tongue because that's
Speaker 4: been what we said for a long time.
Speaker 1: But let's practice two point five.
Speaker 4: We hope this podcast makes you feel at least two
Speaker 4: point five percent better today. That's all, so we do.
Speaker 1: I like it because it feels different. And now we're
Speaker 1: in our terminal season, we can stage four. Stage four.
Speaker 1: Of course we've tried holistic Mitch and I went to therapy.
Speaker 1: We didn't want.
Speaker 4: You were saying, so we do. Okay, we'll leave it
Speaker 4: up to the idiots. Yeah, we hope this podcast makes
Speaker 4: you feel at least two percent better today. That's all.
Speaker 4: Just two percent, so we do, So we do? Which
Speaker 4: one do we do? Two point five or two?
Speaker 1: Up to you now, don't forget. I'm with idiot still available,
Speaker 1: Go and purchase while you can. That'll be a rally
Speaker 1: girl soon because I'm about to blow.
Speaker 4: Up and get a fucking rash shirt and your whole
Speaker 4: mud collection. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1: For listening, idiots. We love you so much and we
Speaker 1: will see you all very soon in a couple of days.
Speaker 4: Bye up see yah bye. Is It Just Me?
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