WEBVTT - #125: We Sound COOKED 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:04.320 All right, were ready? Yeah, you guys, go hurry Apple 0:00:04.720 --> 0:00:07.160 do some weird shit? Would you like to try vape? 0:00:07.200 --> 0:00:09.040 Why would you take up something that is going to 0:00:09.039 --> 0:00:10.240 be addictive and expensive? 0:00:10.400 --> 0:00:11.120 I think the people. 0:00:11.119 --> 0:00:11.600 I'll tell you what. 0:00:11.920 --> 0:00:13.800 Yeah, because you're young and stupid. 0:00:14.400 --> 0:00:16.720 Some things make more sense than others. 0:00:16.880 --> 0:00:18.880 You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and 0:00:18.920 --> 0:00:21.000 I just don't know. How can you figure that's going 0:00:21.079 --> 0:00:23.640 to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose? 0:00:23.920 --> 0:00:23.960 No? 0:00:24.880 --> 0:00:25.960 You know, I had it in the car on the 0:00:26.000 --> 0:00:27.400 way home and I didn't have a spood, so I 0:00:27.400 --> 0:00:29.240 was like an hour a dillo trying to get ants out. 0:00:29.160 --> 0:00:29.520 Of a hole. 0:00:29.600 --> 0:00:34.519 I bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:37.000 food bean fingered as an awful sensation. 0:00:38.560 --> 0:00:39.920 You haven't been thinking about the right person. 0:00:40.479 --> 0:00:46.800 Goodness. May just still to play a couple of mitches. 0:00:47.280 --> 0:00:48.440 Hi, it's Jenna. 0:00:48.840 --> 0:00:51.280 Please don't forget to include my name in the opener 0:00:51.320 --> 0:00:51.920 this season. 0:00:52.120 --> 0:00:59.440 Sorry now he is Michui and Mitchell Ko. Hello, Mitchell Kok. 0:00:59.400 --> 0:01:01.720 Welcome back, Chuck, and how you're feeling. 0:01:01.720 --> 0:01:04.600 It's good to be back Pheling twenty three. I'm aging 0:01:05.360 --> 0:01:07.319 twenty three. Yes, it's good to be twenty three. 0:01:07.400 --> 0:01:08.080 Don't bloody laugh. 0:01:08.160 --> 0:01:10.080 Last time I was here, I was young and twenty two. 0:01:10.160 --> 0:01:12.520 But I'm here and I'm twenty three now. 0:01:12.560 --> 0:01:14.480 Listen. I did tell everyone last week that you were 0:01:14.480 --> 0:01:18.520 on a psychiatric recess, not which is my code for stressles. 0:01:18.560 --> 0:01:19.480 Where were you? Actually? 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:23.720 I was actually quite ill. I was a bedridden bed rest. 0:01:24.560 --> 0:01:26.319 I was having a bit of a head like a 0:01:26.480 --> 0:01:26.960 heady wick. 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:28.600 I've got a brain condition, as I've spoken about on 0:01:28.760 --> 0:01:30.039 Cowie malformation correct. 0:01:30.040 --> 0:01:32.479 And you're the only friend that remembers it. Yeah, truly. 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:37.280 Even Hayden's like, oh, you're a Canari chicken katsu, thanks 0:01:37.319 --> 0:01:39.679 for trying. Even my GP's like, what do you have again? 0:01:39.720 --> 0:01:40.640 I'm like, fuck you all. 0:01:40.760 --> 0:01:42.880 The problem is that I know what it's called, but 0:01:42.959 --> 0:01:45.160 I don't know how to explain it. I ask something 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:48.520 about the brain stabbing the spinal cord. 0:01:48.600 --> 0:01:51.320 Yeah, close, Yeah, the brain is literally putting one up 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:53.280 my spinal cord. My brain is falling out of the 0:01:53.280 --> 0:01:56.000 back of my skull and blocking the spinal cord, and 0:01:56.000 --> 0:01:58.320 that's where the central nervous system is, so puts pressure 0:01:58.320 --> 0:02:00.360 on the whole body. So I get number and my 0:02:00.400 --> 0:02:02.840 speech like falters, and my memory obviously, as we know, 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:05.280 it's terrible get I get sweaty when i'm cold, and 0:02:05.280 --> 0:02:08.640 cold when I'm hot, my penis gets massive. And the 0:02:08.639 --> 0:02:10.000 doctor said, they can't get you bigger, and I went, 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:12.880 let me show you. Anyway, that's beside the point. I 0:02:12.919 --> 0:02:14.760 feel good, I'm back, I'm better. It's something that I 0:02:14.880 --> 0:02:16.080 live with for my whole life. But it was a 0:02:16.080 --> 0:02:17.840 flare up. I was overworked, but I'm back. 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:20.040 I was a bit worried because I know you have 0:02:20.160 --> 0:02:21.960 bad brain days as you call them, and I know 0:02:22.000 --> 0:02:24.040 how to deal with those, but you've never had a 0:02:24.040 --> 0:02:26.240 bad brain week. And I was like, shit, this has 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:28.680 badd He canceled his birthday party the day. Oh I know, 0:02:29.040 --> 0:02:30.000 like this must be legit. 0:02:30.120 --> 0:02:31.920 Oh that was a mess because it was a Facebook 0:02:31.919 --> 0:02:33.680 event and I canceled it. And it was like, do 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:36.279 you want to send out a message to all the participants? 0:02:36.440 --> 0:02:38.679 And I'm like that'd be fantastic because at least that way, 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:40.560 like you know, everyone knows, and I don't want to 0:02:40.600 --> 0:02:44.000 have someone turning up at midnight. Anyway, I didn't realize 0:02:44.000 --> 0:02:45.560 it would send individual messages. 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:49.600 We all got a DM saying, oh, I know, dear stuff, 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:53.240 price keeper Jenner's here. Did you get that message? 0:02:53.520 --> 0:02:54.000 I didn't. 0:02:54.000 --> 0:02:56.639 Actually, you probably didn't know. It's a VP as usual? 0:02:57.680 --> 0:02:58.720 Did you not get one? No? 0:02:58.880 --> 0:03:00.600 Really? Well, she wasn't coming in, so that wouldn't have 0:03:00.600 --> 0:03:01.040 been a problem. 0:03:01.080 --> 0:03:02.240 I had my suit already. 0:03:02.280 --> 0:03:04.440 I know the theme was suits not the Gold Awful 0:03:04.440 --> 0:03:05.639 Megan Markle Show. 0:03:05.720 --> 0:03:07.680 Yeah, like, I love wearing a suit, so you had. 0:03:07.639 --> 0:03:08.640 To enjoy a Blaze aeros. 0:03:08.800 --> 0:03:10.200 It wasn't relief. You didn't have to dress up. 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:12.480 I had my suit pressed and ready. It was very 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:13.520 sad that I had to cancel. 0:03:13.639 --> 0:03:15.880 Do you know how I knew that this bad brain week? 0:03:16.000 --> 0:03:17.800 Was like, oh shit, it must be bad. Yeah, because 0:03:17.800 --> 0:03:20.359 I remember on the Sunday I told you spoiler alert, 0:03:20.400 --> 0:03:21.680 I was going to give it to you at the party, 0:03:21.680 --> 0:03:23.440 but it was canceled. Spoiler alert. I got you a 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:25.760 one hundred dollars massage voucher. Yeah, and you were like, oh, 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:29.160 that's so sweet. Fast forward to Wednesday and I was like, Hi, 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:31.080 just checking in. How are you feeling. Are you better? 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:33.320 And you said yeah, but I'm going to get a 0:03:33.360 --> 0:03:35.000 massage today. And I was like, hang on, I haven't 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:37.120 sent you the voucher yet, and you said, oh, no, 0:03:37.200 --> 0:03:38.960 you don't have to do that. And I was like, 0:03:39.000 --> 0:03:41.760 I've already got you one, and you were like, oh, 0:03:41.880 --> 0:03:43.800 I will ride, I'll cancel it. I'll give me the voucher. 0:03:43.960 --> 0:03:45.400 I did cancel by massage. 0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:47.520 He was so confused. He was like, no, no, you 0:03:47.520 --> 0:03:48.880 don't have to buy me one. I was like, I have, 0:03:49.160 --> 0:03:50.280 and you know I got. 0:03:50.320 --> 0:03:51.240 It was so stressful. 0:03:51.640 --> 0:03:52.280 I was all over this. 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:54.560 I was an emergency on my birthday and it was 0:03:54.600 --> 0:03:56.200 like such a mess. And I told the nurse, I'm like, 0:03:56.240 --> 0:03:57.120 you know, it's my birthday. 0:03:57.280 --> 0:03:59.040 I was like, Oh, it's so many people's death day too. 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:03.120 What actually occurred? Because on Instagram you were at the 0:04:03.160 --> 0:04:06.840 family dinner as per Bloody utual. When did it gone? 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:10.240 I was feeling awful the day before, the whole week 0:04:10.240 --> 0:04:12.080 before because I had a week of leave, right, which 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:14.160 is weird because normally I'm relaxed. 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:14.720 Was the opposite. 0:04:14.720 --> 0:04:15.320 I don't think that. 0:04:15.240 --> 0:04:16.920 Would ameliorate all your issues? 0:04:17.040 --> 0:04:19.400 Oh wow, done nice? Wasn't that the bitch that crashed 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:23.680 a plane? Amelia ahart ameliorate is It's like men, Oh 0:04:23.720 --> 0:04:26.200 that's what all the gays say. When Amelia like had 0:04:26.200 --> 0:04:30.000 a really good outfit. Oh, Amelia eight. Did you see Amelia? 0:04:30.080 --> 0:04:32.440 She fucking ate and so you leave made you feel worse? 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:34.360 Yeah, it made me feel terrible. And then the day 0:04:34.400 --> 0:04:36.640 of my birthday, I woke up and I'm like, oh, yeah, 0:04:36.640 --> 0:04:39.120 this is bad, dizzy. I couldn't feel the left side 0:04:39.120 --> 0:04:41.520 of my body, my eyesight was in and out, I 0:04:41.520 --> 0:04:44.640 couldn't form words, my mind was racing insane. I've never 0:04:44.680 --> 0:04:46.520 had all those symptoms at once before. 0:04:46.800 --> 0:04:50.679 So I'm definitely feeling better. Yes, definitely take it easy. 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:51.000 Thank you. 0:04:51.080 --> 0:04:51.320 Jenna. 0:04:53.360 --> 0:04:56.000 Wait, oh god, but look, I thought about me because 0:04:56.000 --> 0:04:58.760 I'm over it. I actually want to discuss something with Jenna. Yeah, 0:04:58.800 --> 0:05:02.160 I'm disgusted by you. Why more than usual? Why how 0:05:02.240 --> 0:05:04.200 dare you feel in for me? This is a big 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:07.680 role to feel, quite literally and figuratively. And the fact 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:11.640 that you booked yourself a p dietary appointment on the 0:05:11.720 --> 0:05:14.880 day that you record our podcast and waltz out of 0:05:14.920 --> 0:05:16.839 here as if this is nothing. 0:05:17.040 --> 0:05:19.960 Yeah, I dragged Sam and Jenna into the studio to 0:05:19.960 --> 0:05:22.880 fill the void of Mitchell Cherry because it does take two, yes, 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:26.240 and then they just fucked off because appointments. 0:05:26.320 --> 0:05:29.359 Yes, I know, but I couldn't cancel it. Because it 0:05:29.400 --> 0:05:31.440 had been longer than forty eight hours and I didn't 0:05:31.480 --> 0:05:31.880 want to pay. 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:33.560 Have you heard? Have you heard what happened? 0:05:33.760 --> 0:05:33.800 No? 0:05:33.920 --> 0:05:34.240 I didn't. 0:05:34.240 --> 0:05:36.520 I haven't brought myself to listen to the episode. No. 0:05:36.600 --> 0:05:39.640 Oh, thanks for the support, Broddie. That's all right, but no. 0:05:39.720 --> 0:05:41.760 People in her Facebook group were saying they felt sorry 0:05:41.760 --> 0:05:41.960 for me. 0:05:42.279 --> 0:05:44.560 Oh, because this is how the episode ended, right, a 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:45.000 bit somber. 0:05:45.160 --> 0:05:46.080 Here we go. Have you missed it? 0:05:46.880 --> 0:05:49.840 Anyway? I have to go, so goodbye? 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:55.480 Well that was so aggressive. Goodbye. Where are you off to? 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:57.760 I'm getting my eye broils done? 0:05:58.040 --> 0:06:01.000 Oh? Yes, okay, I guess that's important. 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:02.560 Yes it is, it's very important. 0:06:02.760 --> 0:06:03.120 That's good. 0:06:03.200 --> 0:06:06.720 Fair enough, Thank you so much everybody. Thanks for having me. 0:06:06.800 --> 0:06:11.000 No, thanks for doing Yeah. Bye bye, Jenna, ah bye bye. 0:06:12.279 --> 0:06:12.760 Anyway. 0:06:14.120 --> 0:06:16.240 So I'm getting my hair done today. 0:06:16.680 --> 0:06:18.279 Are you getting a perm do? Yeah? 0:06:18.839 --> 0:06:20.800 My appointment is in twenty minutes. 0:06:21.040 --> 0:06:21.960 Are you ditching me too? 0:06:22.120 --> 0:06:22.840 Yeah? 0:06:22.920 --> 0:06:25.520 Well I don't want to, but we've kind of been saying. 0:06:25.560 --> 0:06:28.360 You've just been sitting here having a yarn. 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:30.800 All right, Well, tootles. 0:06:32.200 --> 0:06:32.600 Feel bad. 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:33.400 I'm just gonna living. 0:06:33.520 --> 0:06:42.600 It's fine, babe. Oh, I can't believe this. Mitch, Ha's 0:06:42.640 --> 0:06:46.159 left me, Jenne's left me. Now Sam, for the first 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:54.320 time in history, it is just me. We hope this 0:06:54.360 --> 0:06:57.119 podcast made you feel at least three percent better today. 0:06:57.120 --> 0:07:00.920 I suppose hate to cut it short, but yeah, I 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:06.880 don't know how I'm going to have a conversation with myself. Wow, 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:10.240 that was beautiful. It got worse. I started singing. I 0:07:10.280 --> 0:07:14.120 was like, oh, bamasy Gods. 0:07:14.440 --> 0:07:16.760 To be honest, that was dreadful and depressing. And the 0:07:16.760 --> 0:07:18.280 fact that you did that to your Mitchell. 0:07:18.040 --> 0:07:22.280 Coop excuse me, I left Sam with him. I'm gonna 0:07:22.280 --> 0:07:22.720 blame SA. 0:07:22.840 --> 0:07:25.200 We have advertisers and I've spoken to Aqueduct and they've 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:29.600 left the Showduct left. No, I loved you. 0:07:29.840 --> 0:07:31.400 I mean damage control with PALMELI. 0:07:31.560 --> 0:07:34.480 Oh, don't even get me started on Unilever, and they 0:07:34.520 --> 0:07:35.679 owned so many brands. 0:07:35.880 --> 0:07:38.880 It's a mess. And God, I've just got the sorest 0:07:38.960 --> 0:07:43.280 shoulders from carrying the weight of this podcast. It's fine. 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:44.080 I was important. 0:07:44.160 --> 0:07:46.720 Put a leg up. I'm back. I'm returning. My brain 0:07:46.800 --> 0:07:48.440 is fine, well as fine as it can be, to 0:07:48.440 --> 0:07:51.480 be perfectly honest, I'm getting an EG next week. They're 0:07:51.480 --> 0:07:54.160 putting probes on my head, so we'll fully know we 0:07:54.200 --> 0:07:55.560 should do that live on the show, like. 0:07:55.520 --> 0:07:58.520 Doctor in the world. First, it's empty, there is no brain. 0:07:58.760 --> 0:08:02.800 Imagine that that was the problem all along. There's definitely 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:05.240 something in there. All right, Welcome to the show. If 0:08:05.280 --> 0:08:06.880 it's your first time we listening, it's is it just me? 0:08:06.960 --> 0:08:08.960 We start the show the same every week to Jim, 0:08:09.040 --> 0:08:12.800 something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Mine this 0:08:12.840 --> 0:08:15.600 week is something that I've definitely noticed and I hate it, 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:18.200 and there's no appreciation whatsoever. Okay, And I think I 0:08:18.240 --> 0:08:21.200 can find a common common ally in New Mitchell Coombs 0:08:21.240 --> 0:08:21.560 this week. 0:08:21.640 --> 0:08:23.720 I hope so too. We might agree on this. I 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:25.560 feel like because we missed an e gym from you 0:08:25.680 --> 0:08:27.760 last week, people are craving it. So let's dive into 0:08:27.760 --> 0:08:29.680 yours first. I was gonna say, what do you want 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:29.960 me to do? 0:08:30.000 --> 0:08:31.600 Too? I thought that's what you were you were getting at. 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:35.240 If you want anything else? Is it just me? 0:08:35.280 --> 0:08:36.160 Or is general bitch? 0:08:37.080 --> 0:08:40.640 Not just you? Not just you? It's everybody? All right? 0:08:40.640 --> 0:08:44.360 Should I jump in? Yep? Go for it, darling? Is 0:08:44.440 --> 0:08:45.440 it just me? 0:08:47.600 --> 0:08:51.080 Is there nothing worse on this earth than house hunting? 0:08:51.360 --> 0:08:51.600 Ah? 0:08:51.800 --> 0:08:53.440 Suck my ass? 0:08:53.800 --> 0:08:54.640 Oh, it's torture. 0:08:54.800 --> 0:08:56.720 Isn't it. It's so you think it'd be fun. It's 0:08:56.720 --> 0:08:58.319 one of those things that you go, this is cool 0:08:58.520 --> 0:09:02.280 weekend activities, DeMay, real estate dot com dot au. It is, 0:09:02.720 --> 0:09:03.640 it's hell fire. 0:09:03.720 --> 0:09:06.360 It's fun at first when you're just happy browsing. Yes, Well, 0:09:06.360 --> 0:09:09.440 when you're actually eager to move and you're going to 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:12.719 inspections and all of them, it just becomes frustrating. You 0:09:12.760 --> 0:09:14.040 don't know how long I've been house hunting. 0:09:14.440 --> 0:09:16.440 Because I'm new to the house hunting scene, I have 0:09:16.520 --> 0:09:17.760 to move? How long? 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:18.080 Long? 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:20.520 Strap yourself in for a rye because I've been house 0:09:20.559 --> 0:09:24.000 hunting since May? What? Fuck? Yeah? 0:09:24.160 --> 0:09:24.439 Long. 0:09:24.760 --> 0:09:28.199 It's started with looking for places with Jordan, but then 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:31.120 there's just nothing that suits us both that isn't four 0:09:31.200 --> 0:09:34.480 thousand dollars a day, and so now we're looking separately, 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:36.920 and that's proving equally difficult. It's so hard. 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:38.839 I can't imagine. I couldn't afford to. I mean I could, 0:09:38.880 --> 0:09:40.520 but it would be a terrible It'd be a shack. 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:42.360 I wouldn't be able to live in a nice house 0:09:42.400 --> 0:09:44.240 if I didn't have Hayden to pay half the rent. 0:09:44.600 --> 0:09:46.480 Yeah, I know it's more expensive on my own, but 0:09:46.600 --> 0:09:47.160 it's fine and. 0:09:47.840 --> 0:09:51.720 So ours, but I means same same. It's so hard 0:09:51.760 --> 0:09:54.400 because I'm demaining there's not a mansion drop down. It's 0:09:54.480 --> 0:09:57.360 just house, apartment, and then townhouse, and I go, where's 0:09:57.400 --> 0:09:58.320 palatial mansion? 0:09:58.440 --> 0:10:00.640 I will say this, I do prefer really dot com 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:03.200 dot you over domain because on real estate there's a 0:10:03.200 --> 0:10:06.000 little settings button and you can say hide this house 0:10:06.040 --> 0:10:07.800 from all search results, because you know how I keeps 0:10:07.800 --> 0:10:10.240 serving you the same pig size and you're like, I've 0:10:10.240 --> 0:10:11.640 seen it, I hate it. Stop showing that. 0:10:11.760 --> 0:10:13.679 Oh I'm a domain boy. I like domain. I don't know. 0:10:13.720 --> 0:10:15.640 I think that's where I first started on. So now 0:10:15.640 --> 0:10:17.160 I'm used to the layout of the app in the 0:10:17.280 --> 0:10:21.000 the UI whatever, But fucking hell, where do we start? 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:24.280 The photos like they're all they must get mice to 0:10:24.320 --> 0:10:26.760 take photos of these places because they get so deep 0:10:26.760 --> 0:10:29.120 in the corner of a room that it makes it 0:10:29.160 --> 0:10:29.600 look cute. 0:10:29.720 --> 0:10:32.439 So they get fish to take photos of fish islands. 0:10:32.520 --> 0:10:33.840 Yeah, they go, oh, do you have a cockroach that 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:35.280 works in the industry? And they give them a little 0:10:35.280 --> 0:10:37.960 tripod camera and you walk in and you go, this 0:10:38.360 --> 0:10:39.400 is has the house shrunk? 0:10:39.679 --> 0:10:40.680 Has been put the dryer? 0:10:40.960 --> 0:10:44.200 Some photos it's it's a random cat just walking past, 0:10:44.240 --> 0:10:46.000 and it's a photo of a cat, yes, and then 0:10:46.080 --> 0:10:46.880 like of a plant. 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:48.880 Oh, don't get me start on a Bresk Whitney, which 0:10:48.880 --> 0:10:51.000 is a Sydney thing. It's like a fancy You've got 0:10:51.000 --> 0:10:52.760 the ray Whites and then you've got the you know, 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:54.000 the Century forty one or whatever. 0:10:54.080 --> 0:10:55.160 Fuck you've got a model. 0:10:55.800 --> 0:10:59.440 Yeah. Bresink Whitney is like an independent, fancy pants real 0:10:59.520 --> 0:11:01.199 estate age. I heard of it. Oh my god, there 0:11:01.200 --> 0:11:03.400 was one. I had to call my brain doctor and go, 0:11:03.440 --> 0:11:05.280 I think I'm going psychotic. I thought there was a 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:07.160 polter geist in one of the images, but it was 0:11:07.200 --> 0:11:09.080 a woman that they've taken a photo off with a 0:11:09.080 --> 0:11:11.240 slow shutter speech, so she was half movie. 0:11:11.320 --> 0:11:12.760 Oh yeah, when they make it look like they're on 0:11:12.800 --> 0:11:14.160 the run in. 0:11:14.080 --> 0:11:17.600 The on suite, where does she have diarrhea? I need 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:18.600 to know the backstory. 0:11:18.720 --> 0:11:21.480 It's just becoming so frustrating for me though, because I'll 0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:23.880 find a place that looks perfect, yes, and then I'll 0:11:23.920 --> 0:11:25.600 go there and it stinks. 0:11:25.760 --> 0:11:26.480 Oh. 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:28.120 Or like there was this one that I went to 0:11:28.160 --> 0:11:29.720 and you could tell the real estate agent was so 0:11:29.760 --> 0:11:31.280 pissed off, because have you ever been to an inspection 0:11:31.320 --> 0:11:34.319 where they're still living there, like it's not empty and telling. 0:11:34.440 --> 0:11:36.199 Our house at the moment they're selling it. Yes. 0:11:36.280 --> 0:11:38.680 So I went to this inspection and the place looked perfect, 0:11:38.720 --> 0:11:41.240 two bedrooms so I could have a separate office space, 0:11:41.360 --> 0:11:45.000 air con, bath, ticked every box yes when in there, 0:11:45.200 --> 0:11:46.920 and you could tell that the real estate agent was 0:11:46.960 --> 0:11:48.640 so apologetic. We got to the door, he just had 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:50.040 this look in his eyes that was like, I'm so 0:11:50.080 --> 0:11:51.280 sorry for what's about to happen. 0:11:51.320 --> 0:11:52.640 Oh no, And he goes. 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:56.920 Kira, I'm bringing another group through and she's like, yeah, 0:11:56.960 --> 0:12:00.400 that's fine. We walk in. Oh my god, she's in 0:12:00.440 --> 0:12:03.520 the house. Kira is an absolute toade of a woman 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:07.720 with a cat that we couldn't see anywhere, but god, 0:12:07.760 --> 0:12:09.680 we could smell it, smell it, and there was just 0:12:09.760 --> 0:12:12.760 little bloody whiskers biscuits scattered all throughout the house, no 0:12:12.880 --> 0:12:14.840 actual spot for the cat to eat. It just ate everywhere, 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:17.640 trash everywhere, And I'm like, I want to go into 0:12:17.679 --> 0:12:19.360 the bedroom and check out the en suite, but it 0:12:19.360 --> 0:12:22.200 feels like I'm invading kire It's privacy here. The hoarder 0:12:22.240 --> 0:12:25.520 it was putred and I was like, I can't move 0:12:25.559 --> 0:12:27.760 into this place, like, there's no amount of cleaning that 0:12:27.800 --> 0:12:29.760 can get tired at this place. Up. She's fucked up 0:12:29.760 --> 0:12:33.439 that Merriton spectacularly. So yeah, I was like, it's Kira. 0:12:34.000 --> 0:12:36.600 I can't get over the lack of windows. There must 0:12:36.600 --> 0:12:39.360 have been a period of time when houses weren't. I 0:12:39.360 --> 0:12:41.319 can understand why Jeffrey Dama did what he did now 0:12:41.320 --> 0:12:43.760 because every fucking house build in the eighties looks like 0:12:43.840 --> 0:12:47.040 his room and there's one tiny slit of a window 0:12:47.320 --> 0:12:48.240 and it's frosted. 0:12:48.600 --> 0:12:51.280 Yes. What There's these places that I go to and 0:12:51.280 --> 0:12:53.079 I'm like, oh, it looked perfect on the website, but 0:12:53.120 --> 0:12:55.040 it's so dark in here, and if I'm moving here, 0:12:55.080 --> 0:12:58.720 I'm basically saying, actually, no, I want to stay depressed. Yes, 0:12:58.800 --> 0:13:01.079 I just want to remain depressed that perfectly. 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:03.960 Oh what about the mold the male You walk in 0:13:04.000 --> 0:13:05.679 and you can feel it and you feel damp. You 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:07.000 know when you get out of a shower in summer 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:08.800 and you're never quite dry. You walk into one of 0:13:08.840 --> 0:13:11.200 these rooms, you go, oh, I can feel the black mold. 0:13:11.480 --> 0:13:14.240 I've lived in a mouldi house before, and some of 0:13:14.280 --> 0:13:16.000 my jackets will never smell the same. 0:13:15.840 --> 0:13:18.719 Yeah, yeah, in their skin. That's my tactic though. When 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:20.280 Hayden and they go to a house that we really 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:22.360 like and we want it and there's a lot of 0:13:22.360 --> 0:13:24.640 people there. Nothing worse than a big group at open house. 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:27.040 I go, oh, baby, you see the mole, like really 0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:29.520 loudly in front of them. Oh, the stairwell's nice, but 0:13:29.600 --> 0:13:31.920 the mold underneath it, a mold in the kitchen, just 0:13:31.960 --> 0:13:32.720 to throw them all off. 0:13:33.080 --> 0:13:35.320 Well, why because you don't want it either, To let 0:13:35.400 --> 0:13:37.640 them have the mold and one that I want? Oh yeah, 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:39.960 really good ones should smell that. 0:13:40.080 --> 0:13:42.720 Yeah yeah, yeack, oh got someone died here. 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:44.520 I just google it. Well, I haven't even found one 0:13:44.520 --> 0:13:47.000 that I want, so I can't even play those tricks yet. 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:48.520 Oh wait till you get to that point, because that 0:13:48.600 --> 0:13:50.520 is the most frustrating. You finally get one that you 0:13:50.559 --> 0:13:52.920 want and then you apply and either they ghost you 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:55.560 or they go no, sorry, we had a higher offer. 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:58.600 It's so competitive that people are paying above the asking price. 0:13:58.720 --> 0:14:00.640 Sydney rental market, yeahs a nightmare. 0:14:00.640 --> 0:14:02.000 I need to say it. And I'm not making a 0:14:02.000 --> 0:14:06.040 blanket statement for everyone in this profession, but in my experience, 0:14:06.200 --> 0:14:08.600 just in the last few months, real estate agents are 0:14:08.720 --> 0:14:13.440 fucking assholes. Yeah, they're so rude and unpersonable. I'm like, 0:14:13.520 --> 0:14:15.160 do you want me to move here or not? Let's 0:14:15.160 --> 0:14:17.440 just make both of our lives easier. There'd be a 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:19.720 dog about it. Yeah, anyone can wear a shit suit 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:21.920 that doesn't fit from Tara Cash. They're always in a 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:25.160 terrible jacket, always sassy. Oh I hate it. Yeah, we're 0:14:25.160 --> 0:14:26.680 going through this pain at the moment. I'd love to 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:29.600 hear other people's house hunting nightmares if you've got one 0:14:29.680 --> 0:14:31.880 at couple of mitches on Instagram. Please There's so much 0:14:31.960 --> 0:14:33.400 to discuss really, yeah. True. 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:35.120 I met one of Hayden's friends at a wedding on 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:38.720 the weekend and he went on, Oh, I'm house hunting, Oh, 0:14:38.760 --> 0:14:41.120 how's it going? Fantastic? Living camera took me a week. 0:14:41.560 --> 0:14:44.120 I imagine that living regionally and you just able to 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:44.440 do it. 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:46.320 You know what you got to do. You've just got 0:14:46.360 --> 0:14:48.600 to keep all of your search filters the same, everything 0:14:48.600 --> 0:14:51.080 you want the same price, right, and change the location 0:14:51.240 --> 0:14:52.280 to Brisbane or Melbourne. O. 0:14:52.320 --> 0:14:52.680 I can't. 0:14:52.720 --> 0:14:55.960 We would be absolutely bowling if we live there. What 0:14:56.000 --> 0:14:59.240 we're prepared to pay in Sydney for a little shitty, 0:14:59.320 --> 0:15:03.080 muld ridden, disgusting, dark apartment. We could be living on 0:15:03.120 --> 0:15:07.240 the fucking water in a mansion, yeah, like Kings. But 0:15:07.280 --> 0:15:09.120 then of course there is the flooding if you move 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:10.800 to to a point, Yeah, we have to fact and 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:12.520 we have to spend half the year on the roof 0:15:12.600 --> 0:15:14.640 being like, oh, it's flooded again. It does help to 0:15:14.720 --> 0:15:16.920 kind of form a relationship with the real estate agent, though, 0:15:16.960 --> 0:15:19.760 because there was one apartment that I loved. I've given 0:15:19.840 --> 0:15:22.120 up on the idea of getting two rooms because it's 0:15:22.160 --> 0:15:25.040 just too expensive or gross. And so I'm like, right, 0:15:25.080 --> 0:15:26.680 I'll get a one bedroom and then I'll just make 0:15:26.720 --> 0:15:28.840 a little study nook. I'll get a room divider or 0:15:28.880 --> 0:15:31.960 something so that i can separate my workspace. And there 0:15:32.040 --> 0:15:34.840 was this one that I was like, it's absolutely fucking perfect. 0:15:34.920 --> 0:15:37.560