Speaker 1: All right, were ready? Yeah, you guys, go hurry Apple
Speaker 1: do some weird shit? Would you like to try vape?
Speaker 2: Why would you take up something that is going to
Speaker 2: be addictive and expensive?
Speaker 1: I think the people.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're young and stupid.
Speaker 4: Some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 1: You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and
Speaker 1: I just don't know. How can you figure that's going
Speaker 1: to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: You know, I had it in the car on the
Speaker 4: way home and I didn't have a spood, so I
Speaker 4: was like an hour a dillo trying to get ants out.
Speaker 5: Of a hole.
Speaker 3: I bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults
Speaker 3: food bean fingered as an awful sensation.
Speaker 1: You haven't been thinking about the right person.
Speaker 4: Goodness. May just still to play a couple of mitches.
Speaker 3: Hi, it's Jenna.
Speaker 6: Please don't forget to include my name in the opener
Speaker 6: this season.
Speaker 4: Sorry now he is Michui and Mitchell Ko. Hello, Mitchell Kok.
Speaker 1: Welcome back, Chuck, and how you're feeling.
Speaker 4: It's good to be back Pheling twenty three. I'm aging
Speaker 4: twenty three. Yes, it's good to be twenty three.
Speaker 1: Don't bloody laugh.
Speaker 4: Last time I was here, I was young and twenty two.
Speaker 4: But I'm here and I'm twenty three now.
Speaker 1: Listen. I did tell everyone last week that you were
Speaker 1: on a psychiatric recess, not which is my code for stressles.
Speaker 1: Where were you? Actually?
Speaker 4: I was actually quite ill. I was a bedridden bed rest.
Speaker 4: I was having a bit of a head like a
Speaker 4: heady wick.
Speaker 1: I've got a brain condition, as I've spoken about on
Speaker 1: Cowie malformation correct.
Speaker 4: And you're the only friend that remembers it. Yeah, truly.
Speaker 4: Even Hayden's like, oh, you're a Canari chicken katsu, thanks
Speaker 4: for trying. Even my GP's like, what do you have again?
Speaker 4: I'm like, fuck you all.
Speaker 1: The problem is that I know what it's called, but
Speaker 1: I don't know how to explain it. I ask something
Speaker 1: about the brain stabbing the spinal cord.
Speaker 4: Yeah, close, Yeah, the brain is literally putting one up
Speaker 4: my spinal cord. My brain is falling out of the
Speaker 4: back of my skull and blocking the spinal cord, and
Speaker 4: that's where the central nervous system is, so puts pressure
Speaker 4: on the whole body. So I get number and my
Speaker 4: speech like falters, and my memory obviously, as we know,
Speaker 4: it's terrible get I get sweaty when i'm cold, and
Speaker 4: cold when I'm hot, my penis gets massive. And the
Speaker 4: doctor said, they can't get you bigger, and I went,
Speaker 4: let me show you. Anyway, that's beside the point. I
Speaker 4: feel good, I'm back, I'm better. It's something that I
Speaker 4: live with for my whole life. But it was a
Speaker 4: flare up. I was overworked, but I'm back.
Speaker 1: I was a bit worried because I know you have
Speaker 1: bad brain days as you call them, and I know
Speaker 1: how to deal with those, but you've never had a
Speaker 1: bad brain week. And I was like, shit, this has
Speaker 1: badd He canceled his birthday party the day. Oh I know,
Speaker 1: like this must be legit.
Speaker 4: Oh that was a mess because it was a Facebook
Speaker 4: event and I canceled it. And it was like, do
Speaker 4: you want to send out a message to all the participants?
Speaker 4: And I'm like that'd be fantastic because at least that way,
Speaker 4: like you know, everyone knows, and I don't want to
Speaker 4: have someone turning up at midnight. Anyway, I didn't realize
Speaker 4: it would send individual messages.
Speaker 1: We all got a DM saying, oh, I know, dear stuff,
Speaker 1: price keeper Jenner's here. Did you get that message?
Speaker 7: I didn't.
Speaker 1: Actually, you probably didn't know. It's a VP as usual?
Speaker 4: Did you not get one? No?
Speaker 1: Really? Well, she wasn't coming in, so that wouldn't have
Speaker 1: been a problem.
Speaker 7: I had my suit already.
Speaker 4: I know the theme was suits not the Gold Awful
Speaker 4: Megan Markle Show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, I love wearing a suit, so you had.
Speaker 4: To enjoy a Blaze aeros.
Speaker 1: It wasn't relief. You didn't have to dress up.
Speaker 4: I had my suit pressed and ready. It was very
Speaker 4: sad that I had to cancel.
Speaker 1: Do you know how I knew that this bad brain week?
Speaker 1: Was like, oh shit, it must be bad. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I remember on the Sunday I told you spoiler alert,
Speaker 1: I was going to give it to you at the party,
Speaker 1: but it was canceled. Spoiler alert. I got you a
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars massage voucher. Yeah, and you were like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's so sweet. Fast forward to Wednesday and I was like, Hi,
Speaker 1: just checking in. How are you feeling. Are you better?
Speaker 1: And you said yeah, but I'm going to get a
Speaker 1: massage today. And I was like, hang on, I haven't
Speaker 1: sent you the voucher yet, and you said, oh, no,
Speaker 1: you don't have to do that. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I've already got you one, and you were like, oh,
Speaker 1: I will ride, I'll cancel it. I'll give me the voucher.
Speaker 4: I did cancel by massage.
Speaker 1: He was so confused. He was like, no, no, you
Speaker 1: don't have to buy me one. I was like, I have,
Speaker 1: and you know I got.
Speaker 4: It was so stressful.
Speaker 1: I was all over this.
Speaker 4: I was an emergency on my birthday and it was
Speaker 4: like such a mess. And I told the nurse, I'm like,
Speaker 4: you know, it's my birthday.
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, it's so many people's death day too.
Speaker 1: What actually occurred? Because on Instagram you were at the
Speaker 1: family dinner as per Bloody utual. When did it gone?
Speaker 4: I was feeling awful the day before, the whole week
Speaker 4: before because I had a week of leave, right, which
Speaker 4: is weird because normally I'm relaxed.
Speaker 1: Was the opposite.
Speaker 4: I don't think that.
Speaker 1: Would ameliorate all your issues?
Speaker 4: Oh wow, done nice? Wasn't that the bitch that crashed
Speaker 4: a plane? Amelia ahart ameliorate is It's like men, Oh
Speaker 4: that's what all the gays say. When Amelia like had
Speaker 4: a really good outfit. Oh, Amelia eight. Did you see Amelia?
Speaker 1: She fucking ate and so you leave made you feel worse?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it made me feel terrible. And then the day
Speaker 4: of my birthday, I woke up and I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: this is bad, dizzy. I couldn't feel the left side
Speaker 4: of my body, my eyesight was in and out, I
Speaker 4: couldn't form words, my mind was racing insane. I've never
Speaker 4: had all those symptoms at once before.
Speaker 1: So I'm definitely feeling better. Yes, definitely take it easy.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Jenna.
Speaker 4: Wait, oh god, but look, I thought about me because
Speaker 4: I'm over it. I actually want to discuss something with Jenna. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm disgusted by you. Why more than usual? Why how
Speaker 4: dare you feel in for me? This is a big
Speaker 4: role to feel, quite literally and figuratively. And the fact
Speaker 4: that you booked yourself a p dietary appointment on the
Speaker 4: day that you record our podcast and waltz out of
Speaker 4: here as if this is nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I dragged Sam and Jenna into the studio to
Speaker 1: fill the void of Mitchell Cherry because it does take two, yes,
Speaker 1: and then they just fucked off because appointments.
Speaker 7: Yes, I know, but I couldn't cancel it. Because it
Speaker 7: had been longer than forty eight hours and I didn't
Speaker 7: want to pay.
Speaker 1: Have you heard? Have you heard what happened?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 4: I haven't brought myself to listen to the episode. No.
Speaker 1: Oh, thanks for the support, Broddie. That's all right, but no.
Speaker 1: People in her Facebook group were saying they felt sorry
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 4: Oh, because this is how the episode ended, right, a
Speaker 4: bit somber.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Have you missed it?
Speaker 7: Anyway? I have to go, so goodbye?
Speaker 1: Well that was so aggressive. Goodbye. Where are you off to?
Speaker 7: I'm getting my eye broils done?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yes, okay, I guess that's important.
Speaker 7: Yes it is, it's very important.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 7: Fair enough, Thank you so much everybody. Thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: No, thanks for doing Yeah. Bye bye, Jenna, ah bye bye.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 7: So I'm getting my hair done today.
Speaker 1: Are you getting a perm do? Yeah?
Speaker 7: My appointment is in twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: Are you ditching me too?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well I don't want to, but we've kind of been saying.
Speaker 7: You've just been sitting here having a yarn.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, tootles.
Speaker 4: Feel bad.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna living.
Speaker 1: It's fine, babe. Oh, I can't believe this. Mitch, Ha's
Speaker 1: left me, Jenne's left me. Now Sam, for the first
Speaker 1: time in history, it is just me. We hope this
Speaker 1: podcast made you feel at least three percent better today.
Speaker 1: I suppose hate to cut it short, but yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know how I'm going to have a conversation with myself. Wow,
Speaker 1: that was beautiful. It got worse. I started singing. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, bamasy Gods.
Speaker 4: To be honest, that was dreadful and depressing. And the
Speaker 4: fact that you did that to your Mitchell.
Speaker 7: Coop excuse me, I left Sam with him. I'm gonna
Speaker 7: blame SA.
Speaker 4: We have advertisers and I've spoken to Aqueduct and they've
Speaker 4: left the Showduct left. No, I loved you.
Speaker 1: I mean damage control with PALMELI.
Speaker 4: Oh, don't even get me started on Unilever, and they
Speaker 4: owned so many brands.
Speaker 1: It's a mess. And God, I've just got the sorest
Speaker 1: shoulders from carrying the weight of this podcast. It's fine.
Speaker 1: I was important.
Speaker 4: Put a leg up. I'm back. I'm returning. My brain
Speaker 4: is fine, well as fine as it can be, to
Speaker 4: be perfectly honest, I'm getting an EG next week. They're
Speaker 4: putting probes on my head, so we'll fully know we
Speaker 4: should do that live on the show, like.
Speaker 1: Doctor in the world. First, it's empty, there is no brain.
Speaker 4: Imagine that that was the problem all along. There's definitely
Speaker 4: something in there. All right, Welcome to the show. If
Speaker 4: it's your first time we listening, it's is it just me?
Speaker 4: We start the show the same every week to Jim,
Speaker 4: something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Mine this
Speaker 4: week is something that I've definitely noticed and I hate it,
Speaker 4: and there's no appreciation whatsoever. Okay, And I think I
Speaker 4: can find a common common ally in New Mitchell Coombs
Speaker 4: this week.
Speaker 1: I hope so too. We might agree on this. I
Speaker 1: feel like because we missed an e gym from you
Speaker 1: last week, people are craving it. So let's dive into
Speaker 1: yours first. I was gonna say, what do you want
Speaker 1: me to do?
Speaker 4: Too? I thought that's what you were you were getting at.
Speaker 1: If you want anything else? Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Or is general bitch?
Speaker 1: Not just you? Not just you? It's everybody? All right?
Speaker 1: Should I jump in? Yep? Go for it, darling? Is
Speaker 1: it just me?
Speaker 4: Is there nothing worse on this earth than house hunting?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 4: Suck my ass?
Speaker 1: Oh, it's torture.
Speaker 4: Isn't it. It's so you think it'd be fun. It's
Speaker 4: one of those things that you go, this is cool
Speaker 4: weekend activities, DeMay, real estate dot com dot au. It is,
Speaker 4: it's hell fire.
Speaker 1: It's fun at first when you're just happy browsing. Yes, Well,
Speaker 1: when you're actually eager to move and you're going to
Speaker 1: inspections and all of them, it just becomes frustrating. You
Speaker 1: don't know how long I've been house hunting.
Speaker 4: Because I'm new to the house hunting scene, I have
Speaker 4: to move? How long?
Speaker 8: Long?
Speaker 1: Strap yourself in for a rye because I've been house
Speaker 1: hunting since May? What? Fuck? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Long.
Speaker 1: It's started with looking for places with Jordan, but then
Speaker 1: there's just nothing that suits us both that isn't four
Speaker 1: thousand dollars a day, and so now we're looking separately,
Speaker 1: and that's proving equally difficult. It's so hard.
Speaker 4: I can't imagine. I couldn't afford to. I mean I could,
Speaker 4: but it would be a terrible It'd be a shack.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't be able to live in a nice house
Speaker 4: if I didn't have Hayden to pay half the rent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know it's more expensive on my own, but
Speaker 1: it's fine and.
Speaker 4: So ours, but I means same same. It's so hard
Speaker 4: because I'm demaining there's not a mansion drop down. It's
Speaker 4: just house, apartment, and then townhouse, and I go, where's
Speaker 4: palatial mansion?
Speaker 1: I will say this, I do prefer really dot com
Speaker 1: dot you over domain because on real estate there's a
Speaker 1: little settings button and you can say hide this house
Speaker 1: from all search results, because you know how I keeps
Speaker 1: serving you the same pig size and you're like, I've
Speaker 1: seen it, I hate it. Stop showing that.
Speaker 4: Oh I'm a domain boy. I like domain. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think that's where I first started on. So now
Speaker 4: I'm used to the layout of the app in the
Speaker 4: the UI whatever, But fucking hell, where do we start?
Speaker 4: The photos like they're all they must get mice to
Speaker 4: take photos of these places because they get so deep
Speaker 4: in the corner of a room that it makes it
Speaker 4: look cute.
Speaker 1: So they get fish to take photos of fish islands.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they go, oh, do you have a cockroach that
Speaker 4: works in the industry? And they give them a little
Speaker 4: tripod camera and you walk in and you go, this
Speaker 4: is has the house shrunk?
Speaker 1: Has been put the dryer?
Speaker 7: Some photos it's it's a random cat just walking past,
Speaker 7: and it's a photo of a cat, yes, and then
Speaker 7: like of a plant.
Speaker 4: Oh, don't get me start on a Bresk Whitney, which
Speaker 4: is a Sydney thing. It's like a fancy You've got
Speaker 4: the ray Whites and then you've got the you know,
Speaker 4: the Century forty one or whatever.
Speaker 1: Fuck you've got a model.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Bresink Whitney is like an independent, fancy pants real
Speaker 4: estate age. I heard of it. Oh my god, there
Speaker 4: was one. I had to call my brain doctor and go,
Speaker 4: I think I'm going psychotic. I thought there was a
Speaker 4: polter geist in one of the images, but it was
Speaker 4: a woman that they've taken a photo off with a
Speaker 4: slow shutter speech, so she was half movie.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, when they make it look like they're on
Speaker 1: the run in.
Speaker 4: The on suite, where does she have diarrhea? I need
Speaker 4: to know the backstory.
Speaker 1: It's just becoming so frustrating for me though, because I'll
Speaker 1: find a place that looks perfect, yes, and then I'll
Speaker 1: go there and it stinks.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 1: Or like there was this one that I went to
Speaker 1: and you could tell the real estate agent was so
Speaker 1: pissed off, because have you ever been to an inspection
Speaker 1: where they're still living there, like it's not empty and telling.
Speaker 4: Our house at the moment they're selling it. Yes.
Speaker 1: So I went to this inspection and the place looked perfect,
Speaker 1: two bedrooms so I could have a separate office space,
Speaker 1: air con, bath, ticked every box yes when in there,
Speaker 1: and you could tell that the real estate agent was
Speaker 1: so apologetic. We got to the door, he just had
Speaker 1: this look in his eyes that was like, I'm so
Speaker 1: sorry for what's about to happen.
Speaker 4: Oh no, And he goes.
Speaker 1: Kira, I'm bringing another group through and she's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's fine. We walk in. Oh my god, she's in
Speaker 1: the house. Kira is an absolute toade of a woman
Speaker 1: with a cat that we couldn't see anywhere, but god,
Speaker 1: we could smell it, smell it, and there was just
Speaker 1: little bloody whiskers biscuits scattered all throughout the house, no
Speaker 1: actual spot for the cat to eat. It just ate everywhere,
Speaker 1: trash everywhere, And I'm like, I want to go into
Speaker 1: the bedroom and check out the en suite, but it
Speaker 1: feels like I'm invading kire It's privacy here. The hoarder
Speaker 1: it was putred and I was like, I can't move
Speaker 1: into this place, like, there's no amount of cleaning that
Speaker 1: can get tired at this place. Up. She's fucked up
Speaker 1: that Merriton spectacularly. So yeah, I was like, it's Kira.
Speaker 4: I can't get over the lack of windows. There must
Speaker 4: have been a period of time when houses weren't. I
Speaker 4: can understand why Jeffrey Dama did what he did now
Speaker 4: because every fucking house build in the eighties looks like
Speaker 4: his room and there's one tiny slit of a window
Speaker 4: and it's frosted.
Speaker 1: Yes. What There's these places that I go to and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, it looked perfect on the website, but
Speaker 1: it's so dark in here, and if I'm moving here,
Speaker 1: I'm basically saying, actually, no, I want to stay depressed. Yes,
Speaker 1: I just want to remain depressed that perfectly.
Speaker 4: Oh what about the mold the male You walk in
Speaker 4: and you can feel it and you feel damp. You
Speaker 4: know when you get out of a shower in summer
Speaker 4: and you're never quite dry. You walk into one of
Speaker 4: these rooms, you go, oh, I can feel the black mold.
Speaker 1: I've lived in a mouldi house before, and some of
Speaker 1: my jackets will never smell the same.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, in their skin. That's my tactic though. When
Speaker 4: Hayden and they go to a house that we really
Speaker 4: like and we want it and there's a lot of
Speaker 4: people there. Nothing worse than a big group at open house.
Speaker 4: I go, oh, baby, you see the mole, like really
Speaker 4: loudly in front of them. Oh, the stairwell's nice, but
Speaker 4: the mold underneath it, a mold in the kitchen, just
Speaker 4: to throw them all off.
Speaker 1: Well, why because you don't want it either, To let
Speaker 1: them have the mold and one that I want? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: really good ones should smell that.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeack, oh got someone died here.
Speaker 1: I just google it. Well, I haven't even found one
Speaker 1: that I want, so I can't even play those tricks yet.
Speaker 4: Oh wait till you get to that point, because that
Speaker 4: is the most frustrating. You finally get one that you
Speaker 4: want and then you apply and either they ghost you
Speaker 4: or they go no, sorry, we had a higher offer.
Speaker 4: It's so competitive that people are paying above the asking price.
Speaker 4: Sydney rental market, yeahs a nightmare.
Speaker 1: I need to say it. And I'm not making a
Speaker 1: blanket statement for everyone in this profession, but in my experience,
Speaker 1: just in the last few months, real estate agents are
Speaker 1: fucking assholes. Yeah, they're so rude and unpersonable. I'm like,
Speaker 1: do you want me to move here or not? Let's
Speaker 1: just make both of our lives easier. There'd be a
Speaker 1: dog about it. Yeah, anyone can wear a shit suit
Speaker 1: that doesn't fit from Tara Cash. They're always in a
Speaker 1: terrible jacket, always sassy. Oh I hate it. Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: going through this pain at the moment. I'd love to
Speaker 1: hear other people's house hunting nightmares if you've got one
Speaker 1: at couple of mitches on Instagram. Please There's so much
Speaker 1: to discuss really, yeah. True.
Speaker 4: I met one of Hayden's friends at a wedding on
Speaker 4: the weekend and he went on, Oh, I'm house hunting, Oh,
Speaker 4: how's it going? Fantastic? Living camera took me a week.
Speaker 4: I imagine that living regionally and you just able to
Speaker 4: do it.
Speaker 1: You know what you got to do. You've just got
Speaker 1: to keep all of your search filters the same, everything
Speaker 1: you want the same price, right, and change the location
Speaker 1: to Brisbane or Melbourne. O.
Speaker 4: I can't.
Speaker 1: We would be absolutely bowling if we live there. What
Speaker 1: we're prepared to pay in Sydney for a little shitty,
Speaker 1: muld ridden, disgusting, dark apartment. We could be living on
Speaker 1: the fucking water in a mansion, yeah, like Kings. But
Speaker 1: then of course there is the flooding if you move
Speaker 1: to to a point, Yeah, we have to fact and
Speaker 1: we have to spend half the year on the roof
Speaker 1: being like, oh, it's flooded again. It does help to
Speaker 1: kind of form a relationship with the real estate agent, though,
Speaker 1: because there was one apartment that I loved. I've given
Speaker 1: up on the idea of getting two rooms because it's
Speaker 1: just too expensive or gross. And so I'm like, right,
Speaker 1: I'll get a one bedroom and then I'll just make
Speaker 1: a little study nook. I'll get a room divider or
Speaker 1: something so that i can separate my workspace. And there
Speaker 1: was this one that I was like, it's absolutely fucking perfect.
Speaker 1: It's just that tiny, tiny bit too small. And so
Speaker 1: I made friends with the real estate agent. Let's call her,
Speaker 1: give me a name beginning with tea. Oh, Tony, Tony.
Speaker 1: I said, Tony, you let me know as soon as
Speaker 1: one pops up in this exact complex it's a slight
Speaker 1: bit bigger, and She's like, we'll do she called me.
Speaker 1: I went to the inspection yesterday and it was fucking smaller.
Speaker 1: I was like, don't lie to my face, Tony, you bitch.
Speaker 4: You had one job too, how dare you?
Speaker 1: And also this one they were like, they're going to
Speaker 1: sell in six months, so it's only a six months.
Speaker 1: I was like, Tony, you've wasted both of our times.
Speaker 4: Bad quite literally, that's what they do.
Speaker 1: You want to leave my current blaze so bad?
Speaker 4: Isn't that funny you want to leave.
Speaker 1: I don't want to leave.
Speaker 4: We're stuck. We love our house.
Speaker 1: But they're selling your rental in Summerhill available very soon.
Speaker 1: If you want that too, better. It stinks a cat,
Speaker 1: that's the problem. It does. I'm very responsible for the cat.
Speaker 4: Smell your feel about that good point anyway, if you're
Speaker 4: thinking of moving just for the fun of it, don't
Speaker 4: do it unless you need to.
Speaker 1: Because I was shattered when you told me that you
Speaker 1: were now house hunting, because I'm like, that's one more
Speaker 1: competitive in the day that we run into each other,
Speaker 1: and an inspection.
Speaker 4: I know, and we both love marble flooring, so you
Speaker 4: know we're looking for the same thing.
Speaker 1: I'm actually meant to be at an inspection right now.
Speaker 1: But this was the only time we could record this week,
Speaker 1: So sacrifice if needed to be you now, I have
Speaker 1: a feeling it would have been terrible gorgeous. Oh really yeah,
Speaker 1: Surry Hills. Oh I'm looking there too. It's so nice.
Speaker 1: Don't bother. We both drive car. That's not going to work,
Speaker 1: all right, you're ready for your Rigim go for it, darling.
Speaker 3: Is it just.
Speaker 1: How good is that thrill you get when your buzzer
Speaker 1: goes off at the pub when your food's are Ah,
Speaker 1: the vibration too, on the wooden pub tables that are
Speaker 1: covered in sticky beer residues. And if you're with a
Speaker 1: group of people and yours goes off first, and I'm
Speaker 1: just like, ha ha much feels ready before yours. They're
Speaker 1: making salad. I just got your.
Speaker 4: We walk up when it shocks you when you order
Speaker 4: the Lambshanks and you go, I want them middle take
Speaker 4: a while, and then you sit down. It couldn't possibly do.
Speaker 1: There's two sounds occurring at once. You do the vibration.
Speaker 1: I'll do the beef ready. I went to the pub
Speaker 1: the other night and they were just kind of like
Speaker 1: shitty and we have to go collect it, And there
Speaker 1: was this no fanfare whatsoever. And I know I shouldn't
Speaker 1: complain about table service, but also at a pub when
Speaker 1: I'm getting a snitty, it's not I don't want them
Speaker 1: to bring it to me. I want the theatrics of
Speaker 1: the Yeah. Yeah, it's so much more exciting. It's half
Speaker 1: the fun.
Speaker 4: I love giving it back and you're watching them put
Speaker 4: it on that pancake stack of buses and.
Speaker 1: Then you've got to spring in your step going to
Speaker 1: get it.
Speaker 4: Ye, like here you get Oh, I've been there once
Speaker 4: at a Westfield and it was like a dumpling hut,
Speaker 4: and you order the dumplings, they give you a buzz
Speaker 4: and one of those vertical buzzeres, you know how they're normally.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I prefer the discus. Same. I much prefer a discus.
Speaker 1: You're right.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I had the you know, the book bookmark, Yes,
Speaker 4: and I was walking through a Westfield and I clearly
Speaker 4: was looking for a table too far out of the boundary.
Speaker 4: It was like thirty minutes later it didn't go off,
Speaker 4: so I must have been out of the light of range.
Speaker 1: Where is my long bow?
Speaker 4: So I went up and they were like, it's been
Speaker 4: ready for twenty minutes. I went out of range.
Speaker 1: You don't have the buzzers in your establishment, in your
Speaker 1: wagon hospitality, please get them because it works for everyone.
Speaker 1: It's exciting and you don't have to do the table service.
Speaker 4: Where else? What other industry could benefit from a buzz
Speaker 4: that aren't currently using the buzzers?
Speaker 1: The doctor's surgery, you're in the red, just get up
Speaker 1: instead of that awkward moment when they come out and
Speaker 1: mispronounce your name.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Michelle, Yes, yeah, that happens all the time.
Speaker 7: But it also works for the doctor.
Speaker 4: They don't have to move or they just press a
Speaker 4: button at they're desk.
Speaker 1: Gentlemen, it's good. What about it?
Speaker 4: You could do it?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Senlink, Yes, it could work.
Speaker 4: The RMS nothing worse, which is like the road Authority
Speaker 4: in New South Wales.
Speaker 1: When you're just staring looking at that screen being like
Speaker 1: where it's my number?
Speaker 4: And then numbers make no sense? Bong are twenty seven?
Speaker 4: Bong p twelve? Why there's no consistency? Have I told
Speaker 4: the story about Hayden and I went to get Deep
Speaker 4: Dish pizza, So we googled where to find it. This
Speaker 4: was the only place.
Speaker 1: What is deep Dish pizza?
Speaker 4: It's pizza, but the crust is like two inches.
Speaker 1: Tall, it's deep. It's basically a cake.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's a pie. Anyway, so we googled. We
Speaker 4: went to this place in the shire and we go up.
Speaker 4: It's like in an industrial area and we go we're
Speaker 4: gonna order. Well, it's not we wine and she went awesome,
Speaker 4: we're only new. So what's going to happen is the
Speaker 4: sitting area is around near the car park, So when
Speaker 4: your food's ready, we're going to pull the volume down
Speaker 4: on the song and then we'll pull it back up.
Speaker 4: That's how you know the food's really And we were like, well, sorry,
Speaker 4: so the song will be playing and then she goes, yeah,
Speaker 4: we'll pull the volume down for two seconds and then
Speaker 4: we'll find a song. Okay, let me get one.
Speaker 1: That is the random mode of communications. So we had
Speaker 1: a buzzer bitch. Oh yeah.
Speaker 4: And the problem is like the music was playing at
Speaker 4: four percent volume, so the whole time we were trying
Speaker 4: to enjoy our nights, but listen for the song. This
Speaker 4: is what she said. So we'd be sitting there talking
Speaker 4: it's a nice yeah, it's oldest thought it would be calm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm ravenous our pizza. I'm starving for that. Oh
Speaker 1: I think that's it's ready to All the other diners
Speaker 1: are like, what happened?
Speaker 4: Yeah truly, but then like songs have natural pauses, so
Speaker 4: they'd be like, I know, if there's a bass drop,
Speaker 4: we're like waiting for the bass to go off. It
Speaker 4: was terrible pizza anyway, wasn't worth our time?
Speaker 1: You know what's up there with the buzzer in terms
Speaker 1: of the best inventions ever the QR codes on the table?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but then you can't have both, can you,
Speaker 1: because if you ordered with the QR code, then you
Speaker 1: don't get a buzzer.
Speaker 4: Yeah shit, yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: Don't make me choo.
Speaker 4: There's only two kinds of people in the for QR
Speaker 4: peoples or buzzer people.
Speaker 1: What if they invented away where you can order with
Speaker 1: the QR code on your phone and then your phone
Speaker 1: vibrates when it's ready, or you get a text get
Speaker 1: in touch with me and you the app. Ye, that's
Speaker 1: the menu that you usually order with the QR code.
Speaker 1: We've got to let them know just the phone start's going.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 7: That's smart.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll invest I'll put ten.
Speaker 1: K in exactly now we've got to make our own app.
Speaker 1: Fuck me and you it's our idea. Do you know
Speaker 1: how to make apps? No?
Speaker 4: No, I don't know why I thought about it too.
Speaker 1: Do you're like, maybe I have. It's a been a
Speaker 1: bad brain week. Maybe I do know how to make apps?
Speaker 4: Do I know?
Speaker 1: I dig through the brain? Nothing? Nothing?
Speaker 7: As Helen Keller once said, this podcast.
Speaker 3: Is fucking type you're listening to?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 4: We've done our time for you to get in touch.
Speaker 4: If you want to be featured on the show and
Speaker 4: win a prize, send us a DM couple of mitches,
Speaker 4: slide on in and if you hear yourself on the
Speaker 4: show a message, price keeper general, get you something fun? Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's it?
Speaker 1: It just me of your own and is it just you?
Speaker 1: If you like who we got today? Emma has sent
Speaker 1: this in.
Speaker 6: Hey guys, Emma here love the podcast?
Speaker 7: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Or does nobody else understand? Why tea and coffee are
Speaker 6: free everywhere no matter where you go. You pay for
Speaker 6: soft drink, probably pay for a bottle of water, but
Speaker 6: for some reason, tea coffee always free? Like who decided
Speaker 6: that tea and coffee are just free?
Speaker 9: Like?
Speaker 6: As a staple. I'm not understanding, she's not understanding.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. And also and it's family favorites don't
Speaker 1: grow on trees. They're always free.
Speaker 4: To Oh yeah, good point the family box. Yeah who
Speaker 4: decided that though? Is there a governing body? Was there
Speaker 4: like a Commonwealth referendum back when we were not alive
Speaker 4: that made this happen.
Speaker 1: I think they're happy to make it available for free
Speaker 1: because it's the worth coffee known to man. Yeah, international
Speaker 1: growth or a Karna instant, No, that's horrible shit. But tea,
Speaker 1: it's pretty much the thing real and.
Speaker 4: It's quite cheap and affordable too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I find it weird when people go
Speaker 1: out and buy They spend like five bucks on a tea. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you don't realize how much you're being
Speaker 1: ripped off. Like going to a cafe and ordering a
Speaker 1: peppermint tea or something, what are you doing? You're paying
Speaker 1: for boiling water, whereas ordering coffee at a cafe. There's
Speaker 1: a drastic difference between that and the instant shit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: drastic difference. I will never drink that vile liquid ever.
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know. Maybe it's because I work nights.
Speaker 4: But there's something about at like five o'clock having an
Speaker 4: instant coffee, like heaps of like two cent yeah about it,
Speaker 4: because it like taps straight into your blood, Like it
Speaker 4: goes straight to your tummy and then it's in your blood.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, now, I don't mind it. I grew up on it.
Speaker 4: My mum to this day only exclusively drinks instant Macona coffee.
Speaker 1: She adores it.
Speaker 4: Oh gosh, you know what my mum would do growing up.
Speaker 4: She'd have her Macona coffee in the morning decaf by
Speaker 4: the way, does jack shit? What that fat? And then
Speaker 4: she dip her veggiemikee toast in it in her coffee?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: What the fuck? It just gets worse it.
Speaker 4: I don't mind it. I've tasted really, it's a salty
Speaker 4: sweet thing.
Speaker 1: No, God, I vociferously disagree with that. That is putrid.
Speaker 4: Did you get a phosaurus this week or something? Did
Speaker 4: you get a phosaurus? This vocabularies all of a sudden
Speaker 4: through the roof.
Speaker 1: Am I sounding a bit loquacious? Am I?
Speaker 4: I love her?
Speaker 1: On drag race. Euquacious means wordy.
Speaker 4: Oh really, Normally I'm the one that has good words.
Speaker 4: But I'm impressed with you, but.
Speaker 1: No, I vociferously disagree with you, saying that instant coffee
Speaker 1: is good. You deserve better than that, my friend, you
Speaker 1: do well, I vehemently yeah, stand by it. I de
Speaker 1: ligamantly agree.
Speaker 4: Look, it's a totalitarian discussion, and I think the vociferous
Speaker 4: is that from a Game of Thrones House the Dragon.
Speaker 1: Isn't that.
Speaker 4: Serious?
Speaker 1: Well, I just dumb it down.
Speaker 4: Sorry, not for me.
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking of the you know, the audience. Why
Speaker 1: don't you guys understand who are you talking to?
Speaker 4: Man listening right now?
Speaker 1: That was weird.
Speaker 4: I just pictured a woman in a car with a
Speaker 4: blonde bob. If that's you right now, message me because I.
Speaker 1: Just had to shelthie. If you're a woman in a
Speaker 1: car with a blonde bob hearing.
Speaker 4: The imagine, if it's me, I'm getting Karen, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Just send me a message.
Speaker 1: But you know, it's weird that it's free, But it's
Speaker 1: because it's not expensive, so it does check out. Whereas
Speaker 1: you know, a can of sun kissed that'll set them back.
Speaker 1: They're at a loss. They're not going to give you.
Speaker 2: That for free.
Speaker 4: Good point. I went to get my car fixed the
Speaker 4: other day at a mechanic and I'm glad I clarified
Speaker 4: because it could have had a candy shop. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: they had had an SCFA pod system and I didn't
Speaker 4: have an SCAF. I don't have a pod machine, but
Speaker 4: I wanted to take the pods. I'm like, that's why
Speaker 4: companies can't do the way.
Speaker 1: You don't have a pod machine. Oh, Mitchell, I've.
Speaker 4: Got a Bristo machine. You know, I've got the good
Speaker 4: coffee machine.
Speaker 1: Oh that's too hard.
Speaker 4: I've made you one. I've come over from too laborious.
Speaker 4: Stop it or I'll bottomize you. Okay, I just know
Speaker 4: that because my doctor suggested it for me.
Speaker 1: What is that? What is that?
Speaker 4: The bottom is when they literally get an ice pick
Speaker 4: and put it in the cavity of your eye, and
Speaker 4: they get a hammer and they hammer it into your
Speaker 4: frontal lobe for what purpose? Because well, if you're a slut.
Speaker 4: They used to do it to women in them. Yes, no,
Speaker 4: it's a medical treat so why they do it to
Speaker 4: sluts doesn't work.
Speaker 7: It's like psychiatric facilities and things.
Speaker 1: Why do you need It's just joking.
Speaker 4: I've got a brain condition. Yeah, it's a brain.
Speaker 1: Let's get so blurry. I can't tell when you're joking.
Speaker 4: They did it to Jackie Jackie Kennedy's sister, No, JFK's sister. Yes, yes,
Speaker 4: they've got bottomized her all because she was like a
Speaker 4: bit fun.
Speaker 1: It just sounds like nothing what I imagine it to be
Speaker 1: when you say the bottomized, Yeah, that kind of sounds
Speaker 1: it sounds like a colonoscopy. I've been the bottomized a
Speaker 1: few times in that case. So that's why you're in
Speaker 1: a good mood.
Speaker 4: Or right, if you want to get in touch there,
Speaker 4: it's a message, a couple of Mitch's voice message two.
Speaker 1: Or if you want to get on the show live,
Speaker 1: we do that too.
Speaker 4: You know, Mitchell gets Mitchell trying to think of a
Speaker 4: word that that really what.
Speaker 1: Are you trying to say? You tell me? Do you
Speaker 1: tell me?
Speaker 4: I think a good point. I mean she really enjoys it.
Speaker 4: He loves a live call.
Speaker 1: Oh what's the good word?
Speaker 4: Yeah, enchanted by a live call.
Speaker 1: I think that live calls are just debaucherous. I absolutely
Speaker 1: love them.
Speaker 4: It's the pacherous negative.
Speaker 1: No, it sounds it, but it means lots of pleasure.
Speaker 1: I think it actually applied to sexual pleasure. But it
Speaker 1: was because I fucking love a good call on the
Speaker 1: show You Do You Do? Emma? That turned me off.
Speaker 4: That voice message, Yeah, to be honest, Emma, lift your game,
Speaker 4: get in touch, send price, keep Bridgeenna. Oh god, I'm stroking.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I told you it's too soon. You need
Speaker 1: another week off.
Speaker 4: Now I'm fine. I'm actually feeling good. My brain's on
Speaker 4: no medication. My brain is good. It's firing on all cylinders.
Speaker 1: Hear.
Speaker 4: My doctor said to me, I was going to ask
Speaker 4: for a mental health plan. I was talking to Hayden
Speaker 4: and he's like, asked for mental health I didn't. Well,
Speaker 4: that's what I said. I called Hayden. I went he
Speaker 4: had had the doctor go because they're in the Shire,
Speaker 4: and I went, good, I didn't ask about a mental
Speaker 4: health plan.
Speaker 1: He went, why why? I feel like your second husband
Speaker 1: right now?
Speaker 8: Why?
Speaker 4: Said why?
Speaker 8: I went?
Speaker 4: The doctor actually suggested one.
Speaker 1: Oh I love it. I'll give you Patrick's number.
Speaker 4: Darlin.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 4: He suggested some old wench. No, no, no, I'll pick some
Speaker 4: old No.
Speaker 1: Trust me, I've seen many an old wench. I thought
Speaker 1: I'd prefer seeing a female shrink.
Speaker 4: So that's what I think.
Speaker 1: Nah, they fuck about a bit.
Speaker 7: Really, I wanted a female one as well, but.
Speaker 1: They're good atverts. But then somewhere along the line you
Speaker 1: can tell that they're just wanting your money and they're
Speaker 1: just going around in circles.
Speaker 4: I'm like, really, all women shrinks.
Speaker 1: I'm like, No, the tenderness and like nurturing effect that
Speaker 1: you have has worn off. I want to fix this.
Speaker 4: Do you want sternness? Well, let me go through that
Speaker 4: journey on my own. I will start with a woman.
Speaker 4: Just you know what.
Speaker 1: It'll fucking don't heed my warning.
Speaker 4: Then, I'm just going to say my psychological journey will
Speaker 4: mirror that of my coming out. I'll dabble with women
Speaker 4: for a couple of times, convince myself that I'm in
Speaker 4: love with it, and then get a male psychologist. Didn't
Speaker 4: be happy forever?
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I won't give you Patrick's number, forget about
Speaker 1: it now. I'll give you Patrick's number, all right, just
Speaker 1: being silly.
Speaker 4: Let me.
Speaker 1: Now the best thing about you being away last week, Mitchell,
Speaker 1: it's don't be too excited. No, it's because you weren't
Speaker 1: here to veto any ideas that we came up with. Yes,
Speaker 1: I love a vita. Yeah, so it's logged for this episode,
Speaker 1: and you weren't here to approve it or not, So
Speaker 1: it's happening whether you like it or not. We were
Speaker 1: talking about infomercials that you see on TV. I love
Speaker 1: an information, not just the ones that you see, you know,
Speaker 1: on the Morning show or whatever, but the twenty four
Speaker 1: to seven shopping channels. Take TVSN, Yes, TVSN. There's a
Speaker 1: couple of others I think, like ITV or something. Yes,
Speaker 1: yeah there is. And it's literally just Dano's direct takeover
Speaker 1: all day mattresses, exercise equipment, make up all sorts of
Speaker 1: shit twenty four to seven. And so we're thinking, what
Speaker 1: kind of bitch sits at home watching twenty four to
Speaker 1: seven shopping channels and actually makes a call. And we
Speaker 1: decided the sort of bitch that would do that is
Speaker 1: your alter ego, Dot Wigans of course, Oh Dot, would
Speaker 1: you should sit home absolutely like enthralled by the television.
Speaker 1: She's saying she for for a hook line and sink
Speaker 1: our doors.
Speaker 4: And she could get a commission because she'd be telling
Speaker 4: all her friends about it too. She'd be not one
Speaker 4: of those people that would go to the website to
Speaker 4: look at it. She'd have a pen and paper right
Speaker 4: next to the television boy. Yes I'm the lazy boy
Speaker 4: that she bought on TVs, and she'd be writing the
Speaker 4: notes of the product.
Speaker 1: Can you bring up TVs then now and see just
Speaker 1: whatever the advertising? Now? And I reckon, we get dot
Speaker 1: to make a call and maybe make an order to you.
Speaker 1: It depends how expensive it is. We could actually order
Speaker 1: this thing.
Speaker 4: I was going could put it on the Kideo's TVs
Speaker 4: and live streaming video player.
Speaker 1: Otherwise I can try and TV.
Speaker 4: We often get beautiful emails from our Lily.
Speaker 1: And I had an email from our Lily. I like
Speaker 1: this brand very much.
Speaker 4: I am very picky myself. What are they say, like
Speaker 4: the Joejober Company Ultimate Day Creaming face cream forty nine?
Speaker 4: We can afford that on the kidiot years old. But
Speaker 4: no one can tell my agent thank you for such
Speaker 4: a good brand from.
Speaker 1: Lily's lovely Yeah, Ultimate Youth Potion.
Speaker 4: I would use that to be honest, like this could
Speaker 4: actually be you seriously, fuck DoD, I'll take this all right.
Speaker 4: So it's forty nine ninety five deliver plus delivery.
Speaker 1: I bet they try upsell you on the phone. Okay,
Speaker 1: So when you call as Doss in character as the
Speaker 1: ninety year old woman. I think you need to sort
Speaker 1: of try and waste as much of their time as
Speaker 1: you can, and like tell your life story about why
Speaker 1: you're so wrinkly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like life story why she needs the Jojoba.
Speaker 1: Tell them that you are such a loyal view and
Speaker 1: you love them.
Speaker 4: She went to Bali once and actually ask.
Speaker 1: Them if they need a hand and you can come
Speaker 1: work for them.
Speaker 4: A good point.
Speaker 1: She knows the product inside out.
Speaker 4: I actually think should just lie.
Speaker 1: And say you've got all this TV experience and be
Speaker 1: like I used to be a presenter in my heyday.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, can we get up the resume of
Speaker 4: an actual TV presenter?
Speaker 1: Carry Ann Janna?
Speaker 4: Can you get up care?
Speaker 1: Actually I can google carry Kerryan's Wikipedia claim that all
Speaker 1: of that was you. Yes. No, In nineteen fifty I
Speaker 1: worked for Good Morning Australia.
Speaker 4: Oh, Kerry's got a very short Wikipedia. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: they've got TV and radio working. Dot point forms is
Speaker 4: per perfect. Also, I think I should should suggest that
Speaker 4: dot should be getting a casual wage. She should be
Speaker 4: making commission because she would be telling all her friends
Speaker 4: about these products.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, down at the library saying, you'll never believe
Speaker 1: what sort of right back I got.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, yeah, well the dragon vacuum and the wet
Speaker 4: mop drying up? All right?
Speaker 1: Should I call the weird dragon blood product? Have you
Speaker 1: heard the advertising that dragon egg? Is it called?
Speaker 7: No, it's some dragon blood thing.
Speaker 4: God, she's very she's very religious, so that sounds a
Speaker 4: bit demonic to her. All right, So let me get see.
Speaker 4: If there's a number of days.
Speaker 1: And you've got a four point five millimeter difference in
Speaker 1: this person after what do you think I can't see
Speaker 1: the TV? Oh?
Speaker 4: Sorry, it's it's someone's jaws. Your it's skin sagging.
Speaker 1: All right, and they reckon this Joba ship actually actually
Speaker 1: pronounce that.
Speaker 4: M J, which is obvious.
Speaker 2: Yes it is.
Speaker 1: And look, you know, increasing elasticity in the skin, of course,
Speaker 1: is going to have a and not gonna effect. You're
Speaker 1: gonna have to google how you pronounce your haber.
Speaker 4: No, it's it's Are you sure the numbers up?
Speaker 1: It just went to the website and hang on, I've
Speaker 1: just googled the pronunciation of Joe jibber jojo Jo.
Speaker 4: Looks like I've actually been and just had a manicure.
Speaker 1: Look, look, when you think when you say, Jojoba, can
Speaker 1: you just mumble Biden at the end, Jojo Biden.
Speaker 4: Biden getting here?
Speaker 1: Come on in Dot? Oh you look well, I dot?
Speaker 1: You can do with any moisturies? Are they? It's me?
Speaker 1: Remember me? How are you pretty good? Dot? What about
Speaker 1: you in a period?
Speaker 4: Take? Grumpy in the eyes, grumpy.
Speaker 1: In the eyes. I'm good.
Speaker 4: Get on the chair. You fell off the check at your.
Speaker 1: Age, you can't be having a fall. That could be
Speaker 1: life or.
Speaker 4: I'm not tall? No, he said, four DOT, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: call TV sn DOT for you. Okay, I know the
Speaker 4: number one, three, ten, ten, two four. She calls them,
Speaker 4: she knows. All right, we're gonna call this still advertising
Speaker 4: the jojob, but ultimate day cream to Joe Biden.
Speaker 1: Joe Jo go off Mike like judge j bid.
Speaker 4: All right, that's call. I'm going to give you the mic.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, you better turn mine off because I'm gonna.
Speaker 7: Las Yeah, me too.
Speaker 4: You're off, don't you?
Speaker 8: Welcome to TV and lead. Wait while we transfer you
Speaker 8: to our customer care.
Speaker 1: I wonder how much for weight there is?
Speaker 4: I don't think many dot jump on, Oh very loud.
Speaker 4: I was married to this song better quality though than
Speaker 4: wedd definition.
Speaker 8: Welcome to TV. Then you speaking with Kellie? How me
Speaker 8: hook you? Kelly Kelly?
Speaker 4: Hello Kelly, my name is Dot Wigans. How are you? Oh?
Speaker 8: Not too bad yourself? How are you going?
Speaker 2: Fantastic?
Speaker 4: Listen? I'm just watching the television. I can see Paul
Speaker 4: applying the Jojo Bloden liquid to his wrist. I'd like
Speaker 4: to make a purchase. I believe i'd really like this
Speaker 4: Jojo see what oil?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 11: Okay?
Speaker 8: Sure? Thing? So you, first of all your customer cvsmor
Speaker 8: Is this the first time you've called that?
Speaker 4: No? No, I have not a while, and I haven't
Speaker 4: moved homes. You see, I'm now in a village. But
Speaker 4: they address would be okay, yes.
Speaker 8: Sure, not probable. Do you remember what your customer number is?
Speaker 4: I remember my grandson's name, sweetheart villains, but my customer okay?
Speaker 4: Say are you calling from Kimberley? I'm very ringily and
Speaker 4: I don't The growls in my neck is the issue
Speaker 4: for me. You see, my first husband, Paul, as a
Speaker 4: truck driver and he we couldn't afford windows, so the
Speaker 4: sun beamed onto my neck for decades. So I am
Speaker 4: I'm like a croc al bay it's not a hard look.
Speaker 4: So the Jojo beat it would be fantastic for me.
Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, yeah, this tryingth sounds sounds forgiving for sure.
Speaker 8: And so what state are you calling from?
Speaker 4: Allergic to sunscreen as well? I put it on and
Speaker 4: I rash. Allergic to prawns and when I feel the
Speaker 4: prawns underneath, the cuticle of my nail gets thick, Darling, thick.
Speaker 4: So it's similar to that with the sunscreen SPF fifteen
Speaker 4: not of the worst, but thirty. Oh my, can't go
Speaker 4: in the s SBF thirty at all.
Speaker 8: Oh that's not so whereabouts you? Okay?
Speaker 9: To what state?
Speaker 4: I mean? Victoria?
Speaker 8: Okay, so seriously, thank you. Hang on, I'm just going
Speaker 8: to look cure the health up. Okay, no showing your
Speaker 8: contact number. Let's what you are?
Speaker 1: Sorry, that's fine.
Speaker 4: My last purchase was thin Lizzy. But the thin Lizzy
Speaker 4: doesn't work on fat dots you see.
Speaker 8: Oh no, that's not Let's TV shop called TVSN. It's
Speaker 8: a different company, so you might not be a customer
Speaker 8: with TVs.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so sorry, Darling, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 8: Well, I mean that's not a problem. I can set
Speaker 8: you up as a customer. So which Harber item? Are
Speaker 8: you after?
Speaker 4: What she called me?
Speaker 8: No, it's called her hoober, that's what you're.
Speaker 1: I thought it was Joe Joben.
Speaker 8: No, that's okay though, sorry herb Yeah, did you get
Speaker 8: a nice did you write down? If you're watching it now?
Speaker 8: And they showed the blouse?
Speaker 1: Is she wearing the yellow?
Speaker 4: This is very nice, the yellow silk the best best.
Speaker 8: I don't know, because she's not a presenter. Yeah, so
Speaker 8: it's probably her own. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Line. I have TV presenting experience myself, you know, and
Speaker 4: I watched a lot of TVs, you know. In nineteen
Speaker 4: eighty one, I was in The Restless Years, the program
Speaker 4: The Restless Years?
Speaker 8: Are you really? What character do you play?
Speaker 4: I've paid margaret and it was an extra role, but
Speaker 4: I enjoyed that. Then I was There was a two
Speaker 4: UI feed in an answer as well. In nineteen ninety
Speaker 4: two on two I did Spot of Radio Breakfast, and
Speaker 4: then I was the CEO of two c H a
Speaker 4: very short period of time spots on Studio ten. You
Speaker 4: would have seen me, Yes.
Speaker 8: Excellent, very impressive. Indeed. All right, so let's hang on.
Speaker 8: I'll just get you detause because you send you my resume.
Speaker 1: I can I could put that forward?
Speaker 4: Where can?
Speaker 1: I thought?
Speaker 4: Do you have an email address or a PO box?
Speaker 4: I could get my resume to to send it out.
Speaker 8: We're in it Wels, I can travel. We're in a
Speaker 8: different stay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, dear, yeah, you know, I could emails or
Speaker 4: I mean, I've got a wedding in November.
Speaker 1: I could pop up and.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so yeah we can. So what do you do?
Speaker 8: You remember which product that you're after, because there's quite
Speaker 8: a few. You can get the duo that's in the
Speaker 8: yellow bottles. There's a job of B cleanser. Another item.
Speaker 8: There's a pigmentation of oil.
Speaker 4: Was what Paul was putting on his wrist on his
Speaker 4: hand before?
Speaker 8: I didn't see what it was?
Speaker 4: A creamy white cream?
Speaker 8: Could leave the presenter?
Speaker 1: Is he sorry?
Speaker 4: I'm thinking of the white cream? All right, Well, I'll
Speaker 4: get the hand cream in the serum.
Speaker 8: So the hand cream is it? Okay, Hank? Did you
Speaker 8: it's the hand cream? Is that in a duo? Yes?
Speaker 4: Yes, I am said he no longer he betrothed to anybody,
Speaker 4: But I.
Speaker 8: Okay, I can't find a hand cream though. Did you
Speaker 8: grade down the island number for it? Because I'm looking
Speaker 8: at the.
Speaker 4: Let me get my pad hold on.
Speaker 1: Yes, what I.
Speaker 8: Would suggest, why don't you continue to watch the show
Speaker 8: and as soon as one of the products comes up
Speaker 8: right down.
Speaker 4: The island number and then called back that.
Speaker 8: Way, then we'll know exactly what you're after. It's probably
Speaker 8: better that way, just to make sure that we get
Speaker 8: the right item ordered.
Speaker 4: How long have you been working here?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 8: I was eight years.
Speaker 1: I haven't spoken to you before. Do you like it?
Speaker 8: I don't think you've called TVs then, by the sounds
Speaker 8: of it, yeah, you haven't called us before. Remember, I
Speaker 8: think we've established that it was TV shop. The items
Speaker 8: that you've purchased previously.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 4: They're back on. They're back on. Paul and Rooky, Ricky
Speaker 4: for Ato for two. No, I don't want the tennis brace.
Speaker 4: I haven't played tennis since yeah with John Howard's wife.
Speaker 4: All right, I will, oh, bunch your back, Terry when
Speaker 4: I get out another and we will make a booking.
Speaker 4: All right, sweet, all right, thank you so much. All right,
Speaker 4: get a water, Get a water please?
Speaker 1: Oh god, I was just like, get this bitch off
Speaker 1: the line.
Speaker 4: To be honest, she had the patience of a saint.
Speaker 1: No, she was doing a hard wrap at the end there.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, god.
Speaker 4: Yeah, as I've said to you before, you've never called us.
Speaker 4: I think we established.
Speaker 1: I know she wasn't impressive Kern's career at all.
Speaker 4: Well, half of Krann's shows have a fucking name in
Speaker 4: the title, so I skip about ten different jobs.
Speaker 1: Just changed it in Mornings with Dogs. Let's that show with.
Speaker 4: Dollsh also the idiot. She was the two h breakfast
Speaker 4: shift and CEO.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that about carry Ann, so we should
Speaker 1: interview he oh no Na for another time.
Speaker 4: Anyway, thank you dots left by the way, she's wrong,
Speaker 4: look at a waddling to the lift.
Speaker 1: Thanks to We'll see you soon children.
Speaker 3: Is it just me the rude shocks of young adulthood?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 1: You know how we always say hit us up anytime
Speaker 1: at couple of mitches or you can chat in our
Speaker 1: Facebook group in Enduring Idiots. There will be other people
Speaker 1: from our community in the group, chatting away as to
Speaker 1: be family over the Yeah, and my favorite thing about
Speaker 1: our community is when they send us things like this.
Speaker 1: So this message we got from Anna on Instagram at
Speaker 1: couple of Mitches, and she pointed out to us that
Speaker 1: if you go to episode one hundred and twenty two
Speaker 1: of the podcast, and you go to the fifty five minute,
Speaker 1: forty three second mark. Okay, all right, do yourself a
Speaker 1: favor and listen to the podcast at half speed. You
Speaker 1: three sound off your face like drunk or no, like cooked,
Speaker 1: like stone really yeah, it's mercilessly baked.
Speaker 4: I got some muss Stone, amuse yes, put that in here.
Speaker 1: Okay, I wouldn't get Stone to this, but this does
Speaker 1: work for the sake of the segment.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's definitely yeah, comical.
Speaker 1: So I went to the point that she was talking about,
Speaker 1: and I got to say. It doesn't help that this
Speaker 1: particular week we weren't in the studio. We were in
Speaker 1: your house. So you can also mentally picture us just
Speaker 1: like passing a bung around echo.
Speaker 4: We were very chilluff puff pass bro yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but this particular point we do sound really really cooked.
Speaker 1: Like I hate this because it makes it sound dumb,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, even at full speed, it's not
Speaker 1: an intelligent conversation.
Speaker 4: Oh what are we discussing? Is it politics or yeah?
Speaker 1: So just for context, we're talking about your home studio
Speaker 1: and the brand of equipment you use is road. Yes,
Speaker 1: so we start by talking about the road equipment and
Speaker 1: then from there we just going to talking about sex
Speaker 1: stuff basically. So this is this is us at half
Speaker 1: speed back in episode Thanks for this Nner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how good is this home set up? Ben? Thanks?
Speaker 5: Road?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What's that Lenny Cheese character?
Speaker 1: Doc?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Who says that?
Speaker 1: I don't know the quote?
Speaker 2: Dogs?
Speaker 1: Funny?
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 4: Dog?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 10: I was a road runner guy, that nasty road run
Speaker 10: I would always.
Speaker 1: And thanks to road for sending here.
Speaker 4: The road road.
Speaker 2: That's really funny. They arrange your tribu.
Speaker 4: Treadmills or just a pair of shoes runnless.
Speaker 2: Oh that's fucking good. Are you going to get the
Speaker 2: monkey pops jab? I've been thinking about it.
Speaker 9: Yes, Apparently you have to fill in the amount of
Speaker 9: sexual partners you have or have had in the last
Speaker 9: four months so that they can prioritize the more slutty guy.
Speaker 1: Then I'm not getting it.
Speaker 9: Then I'm on my second I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 2: I'm just drinking it straight from the vine.
Speaker 9: I found a dildo on my bathroom drawer the other day,
Speaker 9: and I'm so confused because it's not mine.
Speaker 1: Any worse, I'll.
Speaker 4: You drunk an thing did you express by yourself?
Speaker 2: One and forget about it?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: I remember?
Speaker 4: Was it your kind? Was it like one that you,
Speaker 4: the older version of Mitchell would have purchased.
Speaker 9: No, I don't have like a huge collection, and I'd
Speaker 9: lose track.
Speaker 1: There's no logical explanation. It just turned out. Is a bella?
Speaker 2: Is she a wanderer?
Speaker 4: Maybe she went to someone else's apartment, picked it up
Speaker 4: and then brought it back thinking it.
Speaker 1: Was like a dead bird, yes, and put it in
Speaker 1: your was a budgy smuggler. Oh oh my, okay, who
Speaker 1: do you think sounded the most stoned out of all
Speaker 1: of us?
Speaker 4: You started there, but by the end I was on
Speaker 4: one heart beat a minute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Janet is fully greened out. Oh yeah, this
Speaker 1: is weird because after listening to that, I feel like
Speaker 1: we sound stoned now. But this is full speed, this
Speaker 1: is normal speed. I'm gonna have to really enunciate everything
Speaker 1: now because I sounded the most slurry, and I spoiler,
Speaker 1: I wasn't stoned. I just sounded like that regular regular fuck.
Speaker 4: Oh god, we need to go home regularly. Shit, let's leave.
Speaker 4: But that is I think the most funck we've ever sounded,
Speaker 4: which is good because it was half speed.
Speaker 1: You know, it's not. Why the hell does that function exist?
Speaker 1: In what world when anyone ever need to listen to
Speaker 1: a podcast at half speed?
Speaker 4: Oh, you're right, I listened to one point one five sometimes,
Speaker 4: why because this podcast I listened to these American gay
Speaker 4: men are so slow draw everywhere, and then you listen
Speaker 4: to it in one point one five. It's not one
Speaker 4: and a half. It's one a little bit more, and
Speaker 4: it's perfect, perfect, really. Yeah, sometimes I feel like we
Speaker 4: talk a bit too quickly. Were best heard at the
Speaker 4: correct rate, the normal rate? Yeah, we have catered this
Speaker 4: show for your ease. Don't fucking touch.
Speaker 1: It, No, don't touch it. Don't fucking no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: oh my god.
Speaker 4: Okay for one second, though, put it in half speed.
Speaker 4: If you don't know how to do it. It's on
Speaker 4: Apple podcast at the bottom left, I think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, same with Spotify. There's a little one time you
Speaker 1: just tap that and put it to zero point five.
Speaker 4: Okay, do it now, and let's talk slowly and see
Speaker 4: if it's really fucked.
Speaker 1: Just for the wrap up of the show. All right, anyway,
Speaker 1: thanks for joining us again, guys, for another episode of
Speaker 1: Is It Just me.
Speaker 10: My reat episode and if you want to buy a mug. Yeah,
Speaker 10: ah ah, I just remembered.
Speaker 1: Were you laughing now?
Speaker 10: I accident wrote Michael Jury on one of.
Speaker 1: The Oh god, it is a bad Brian wake remember
Speaker 1: your own name. I need to get out. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: better see everybody next. We love you idiots, Bye bye bye?
Speaker 7: Is it just me a podcast by a couple of me.
Speaker 3: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app.
Speaker 1: That's the bo Welcome to a d debrief. This is
Speaker 1: our secret segment on the end.
Speaker 4: Okay, very quickly, let's do the opposite. Let's just talk
Speaker 4: really quickly and then have to put on a half
Speaker 4: spited TIF.
Speaker 1: It works. Oh, I circle to a nunciator at the
Speaker 1: best of time.
Speaker 4: Oh that's really hard, Jenner, when you can try to.
Speaker 7: Think, I don't know, it's too hard.
Speaker 1: What we're talking. Rewind you do a good rewind minds
Speaker 1: you brush. Now you're going to go low inflection than
Speaker 1: up because people usually started upward inflection and then they
Speaker 1: go down. So if you don't investment to sing, our
Speaker 1: bob sound like you're speaking similess. Similar It's been a
Speaker 1: while since I've heard your sims impression. It's very bang on.
Speaker 1: Can you give us a bit of similish bangano? No,
Speaker 1: do find that similish version of the Katie Perry song
Speaker 1: and do it like a radio announcer. I know that
Speaker 1: we've done this already and it's not new, but I
Speaker 1: just want.
Speaker 4: To hear it again, all right, So I'm going to
Speaker 4: announce it as a as a radio announcer.
Speaker 12: Yes, pretend you're on here, right, Hamball, mangat tussie a
Speaker 12: gaboo harm for me too, Maga more manamina standympeb.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, they've got another one.
Speaker 1: Let me try this. I can't believe she had to
Speaker 1: learn similar for this. Well, that was a.
Speaker 4: Kiss similar station. Let's do like a rock Triple M
Speaker 4: style stage ready ring a poor.
Speaker 5: Move mea ha barga do mada ho renoba and oh
Speaker 5: me baboo manakucko.
Speaker 1: What does it sound? Correct? Sounded like a That sounded
Speaker 1: quite a roneous.
Speaker 8: That was.
Speaker 4: It's from the German version, so they must be.
Speaker 1: I feel like there was a Lily Allen song as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah she did. She did smile.
Speaker 4: It's true, all right, I'm sure I know I've already
Speaker 4: done a pop station.
Speaker 1: I just do it again. Fucking you know, you know
Speaker 1: the lead time on this intro to do I? How
Speaker 1: does this go? What's my You'll recognize it? Oh? Trust me?
Speaker 4: Okay, would just come off of similar content ready.
Speaker 11: Yeah, Mega twenty ohmga, pretty pursuit, bloody and a cartore.
Speaker 4: This is better.
Speaker 1: But they really committed and got these artists to actually
Speaker 1: singing similarly. They would have had to have been paid
Speaker 1: a bomb.
Speaker 4: I reckon it's on her actual Viva account as well.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't it be. I'd be pretty proud if I had
Speaker 1: to talk chippers and learn my own song in a
Speaker 1: different language.
Speaker 5: Half.
Speaker 4: I wonder if there was clearly rescripted for them.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, there'd be a sim dialect coach there though
Speaker 1: they take it so seriously. Did you ever play Grand
Speaker 1: Theft Water? I went to drive around listening to the
Speaker 1: Grand theft A radio.
Speaker 4: Stations all the time.
Speaker 1: I still do it.
Speaker 7: Know how to play? I just did that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I saw a tweet once when I worked here at
Speaker 1: Kids FM, and it came through and it said congrats
Speaker 1: to Kyle and Jackio for being the only radio show
Speaker 1: that sounds like a Grand Theft Auto station. Oh that,
Speaker 1: and I like it's so true because the Grand Theft
Speaker 1: Auto stations were the best they sound.
Speaker 4: It's so good everything like everything on Kiss sounds so
Speaker 4: clean and polished.
Speaker 1: Can you look up Grand Theft Auto radio stations? I
Speaker 1: reckon we could actually find that one? Or oh no,
Speaker 1: go Grand Theft Auto either, Yes, San Andreas, I was
Speaker 1: gonna say Vice City, but sant Andres was better.
Speaker 7: Oh I loved Vice City though.
Speaker 1: Is it like it's like a combination of letters KBXL
Speaker 1: or some shit?
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, there's DST radio x k rows, w CTR.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's either that or k rows. I think with
Speaker 1: k yeah, goks. This is why cowboys listen to No thanks.
Speaker 1: Let's try West Coast.
Speaker 3: Pinions are free, which is why we're here.
Speaker 1: It's news and talk.
Speaker 3: Then our sponsors agree on w CTR.
Speaker 1: Oh maybe it is this.
Speaker 4: Nah Up next, it's Area fifty three and Marvin Trill
Speaker 4: broadcasting live from his trailer in the desert.
Speaker 1: There's something to be said for the nerds that create
Speaker 1: these games, because imagine how much time and effort went
Speaker 1: into that. They made fake radio stations, and then they
Speaker 1: just have a little toggle in the corner on the
Speaker 1: screen where you can switch them, and they're always going like.
Speaker 4: That is fucked contemporary soul radio from San Andrea CSR
Speaker 4: one of three.
Speaker 1: What's the pop station on Bloody Maybe go Maybe I'm
Speaker 1: thinking of Grand Theft Auto, Vice City.
Speaker 7: I think it's Vice City.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's K Chat on Vy City.
Speaker 7: It definitely started with K yeah go k.
Speaker 1: Chat and yeah, and it played Billy Jean by Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1: That's it, that's it.
Speaker 7: I was thinking it was a Michael Jackson song.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 7: Hi, I'm amy so right, We're back. I'm here with like,
Speaker 7: oh my god.
Speaker 1: This is so it's actually insults to Carl and Jackie
Speaker 1: O saying it sounds like that.
Speaker 7: Rock god all the way from Scotland, England.
Speaker 1: So jazz, I'm sorry.
Speaker 7: As you can tell.
Speaker 1: Imagine being an out of work acting student. We got
Speaker 1: you a gig. You have to pretend to be a
Speaker 1: radio for a video game. I only give a week
Speaker 1: part of myself to people who have bought all of
Speaker 1: the rubbish fields Flash FM apparently I swore it began
Speaker 1: with I saw Flash before. Yeah, maybe go Flash FM.
Speaker 3: Nobody understands we do slash FM music for the me generation.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh my god? Can you do the thing
Speaker 1: with on YouTube? Where there's the hump where people listen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, this is the biggest armp halfway through.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, flash, oh my god. I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm in my br ron.
Speaker 4: I want to hear a.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to hear the radio pasion ideas and.
Speaker 3: The hosts crazy people love to flash slash of him.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: Wow, that is dedication.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 4: Did you ever play the new one grend Theft Auto five?
Speaker 8: Nah?
Speaker 4: They had twenty radio station twenty and you could like
Speaker 4: pick it and choose it.
Speaker 1: I still have not evolved beyond the PlayStation two. I
Speaker 1: was doing this dumb thing with a friend the other day,
Speaker 1: you know how. We were making fun of the way
Speaker 1: that Taylor Swift introduces all her songs because there's such
Speaker 1: long drawn out stories that only very very vaguely relate
Speaker 1: to the song title. Oh really, and she always starts
Speaker 1: with give me a City. She always starts with the
Speaker 1: city sits in Saint Louis. You know, I've been thinking
Speaker 1: Saint Louis. You know, I was thinking about when I
Speaker 1: was a child and I used to daydream all the time.
Speaker 1: I was such a daydreamer. My mom my teachers are
Speaker 1: always saying stop daydreaming, and I remember this one time
Speaker 1: I was daydreaming and a ladybug appeared and it was
Speaker 1: so vivid. I remember I could talk to the ladybug,
Speaker 1: and the ladybug said to me, I ain't no lady,
Speaker 1: I am the man. Hit it. Oh, my long drawn
Speaker 1: out storry that Bailey relates to the song title. You
Speaker 1: go to pick a song title and then just think
Speaker 1: of the most dumb, elaborate way to introduce it.
Speaker 4: Okay, and it thoughts with you know.
Speaker 1: And then a random city, you know, Alice Springs, I've
Speaker 1: been thinking. I was thinking the other day about my
Speaker 1: one of my gay best friends, Michael, and he was
Speaker 1: so upset because he tried to donate blood and they said,
Speaker 1: we don't want your blood. You've got bad blood, you know.
Speaker 4: Poort Augusta. I was thinking the other day, not enough
Speaker 4: people care about their nail health. Growing up, I had
Speaker 4: really hard nails, but now they're a little bit more delicate.
Speaker 4: Hit it, no, Tying. I don't want to see.
Speaker 1: Her live, I have no. Oh, it was pretty epic reputation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what, Coling Gatta, I've been thinking, that's terrible.
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you were going to launch you.
Speaker 4: No, I don't have one.
Speaker 2: I don't have one.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look up Tyler Sifth songs.
Speaker 4: You know what I've been thinking, Kuna barrab Brand. It's
Speaker 4: a travesty that gay men can't donate blood because there
Speaker 4: is nothing bad about your blood. Hit it?
Speaker 1: You just stole that from me?
Speaker 4: Did you say it?
Speaker 1: You literally just it? Cold? Doctor? You need another cold doctor? Said,
Speaker 1: I actually forgot called doctor wonder soape.
Speaker 7: That was an exact same story.
Speaker 4: Did you do a blood donation story? Yes, you did not.
Speaker 1: What did you say? I said? My gay best friend
Speaker 1: Michael was so distract because he went to get blood
Speaker 1: and they said, we don't want your blood. You've got
Speaker 1: bad blood.
Speaker 5: Hit it.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know.
Speaker 4: You know, you should don't sweet, we should play back
Speaker 4: out show at half speed. That'd be very funny.
Speaker 1: That's a good idea.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good idea.
Speaker 2: Can go.
Speaker 4: We've got you got this from the show. Can you
Speaker 4: remind me? I want to do any next week jinner
Speaker 4: about real estate?
Speaker 1: Okay? Anyway, I'm trying to think of another one. You know, Tullamore,
Speaker 1: I've been thinking, sometimes when you're grown up, it's not
Speaker 1: as easy to make friends. You know, when you're young,
Speaker 1: you just release your inhibitions and the love and friendship
Speaker 1: is so pure. But when you're an adult, it's so
Speaker 1: much harder to make friends. And so I've been doing
Speaker 1: a lot of things to make friends recently, you know,
Speaker 1: and like, not the kind of fake friendships we don't need,
Speaker 1: am I right? Tullamore, Yeah, real friendships, it's what we're
Speaker 1: looking for. I've been going to the library and just
Speaker 1: deliberately reading the same book as some girl I spot
Speaker 1: in the library, so we have something in common. It's
Speaker 1: hard to make friends. But I made this beautiful friend
Speaker 1: recently at the car wash. I was a penny short
Speaker 1: and he lent me a penny.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: He told me he was coming over with his boyfriend.
Speaker 1: He told me all about his boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: They came to my house. They walked in the door
Speaker 1: and his boyfriend says, Hi, I'm trouble, And I said, baby,
Speaker 1: I knew you were trouble when you walked in.
Speaker 4: Hit it.
Speaker 7: I love the pulses. Yeah, it just makes it.
Speaker 4: You know what I've been thinking. Mount Karringay, I love
Speaker 4: a good night out Mount Kringai. I know you do too.
Speaker 4: Nothing better than a night out with your mates. I've
Speaker 4: learned your lingo, but nothing better than a night out
Speaker 4: with someone you love. Nothing better than sobring up with
Speaker 4: a cheeseburger and ordering some food and waiting for your
Speaker 4: ticket to be called, and they say order a number
Speaker 4: five six six, and you're a bit tipsy.
Speaker 3: You done.
Speaker 4: Hear order five six SIGs catches your attention and you go,
Speaker 4: you know what that's for me?
Speaker 1: Hit it.
Speaker 4: Like terrible.
Speaker 1: I did not know where that was going.
Speaker 4: Same true for everything else.
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say, no, that's not
Speaker 1: my order. I'm order number twenty two. Hit it my
Speaker 1: good too.
Speaker 4: That's a terrible song.
Speaker 1: Oh don't play this in half speed. It's not going
Speaker 1: to do with any favorite.
Speaker 4: No, no, please, Oh that's really funny.
Speaker 1: All right, we have to go.
Speaker 4: Everybody, What a pleasure. It's been a real pleasure, real pleasure.
Speaker 4: It's been a great fun great to be back. Thank
Speaker 4: you for holding down the fort last week for me, guys.
Speaker 4: I miss you all. Everyone that messaged me as well,
Speaker 4: very sweet messages.
Speaker 1: That was very kind. I appreciate it.
Speaker 4: Shout out to Callum induring idiot. Calum, he sent me
Speaker 4: cupcakes for my birthday. I love the Injuran idiot. So
Speaker 4: I don't know who else chipped in, but for everyone,
Speaker 4: your names weren't on the card, so i'd query that
Speaker 4: with Callum, but I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: That was very, very sweet. We hope this podcast made
Speaker 1: you feel at least two percent better today. That's all black.
Speaker 1: We hope this podcast made you feel at least three
Speaker 1: percent better today. That's all so we do. You nailed it.
Speaker 4: People said they missed it last week. We're back, baby.
Speaker 4: We see you in a week's time. We love you,
Speaker 4: think you're.
Speaker 1: Listening, Love you idiots, Catch you soon, Base fine?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 7: A podcast by a couple of meches.
Speaker 3: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app.