WEBVTT - FULL: The Best Bits 0:00:01.120 --> 0:00:02.040 Got anything good. 0:00:02.680 --> 0:00:10.600 Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast, Jack. 0:00:10.680 --> 0:00:13.040 So you had a bit of a shocker yesterday. 0:00:13.160 --> 0:00:15.160 Came out of the radio station to find I had 0:00:15.160 --> 0:00:17.599 a flat tire on my car. Didn't notice till one 0:00:17.640 --> 0:00:18.680 hundred meters down the road. 0:00:18.760 --> 0:00:21.440 How does it work with the Tesla? Well, what did 0:00:21.480 --> 0:00:22.759 you got in the magic moonbeans? 0:00:22.800 --> 0:00:25.800 You don't have a spare actually in a Tesla, which 0:00:25.800 --> 0:00:30.520 I never thought about until it went flat, and then 0:00:30.560 --> 0:00:31.920 I thought, well, what do I do? 0:00:31.960 --> 0:00:32.240 You get? 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:34.040 The first thing I thought, it's like I have to 0:00:34.080 --> 0:00:36.600 call Daddy and find out how to change a tire. 0:00:38.000 --> 0:00:39.400 It's like something that was a succession. 0:00:40.120 --> 0:00:41.040 But I was. 0:00:41.280 --> 0:00:43.960 I'd driven one hundred meters before I realized, and by chance, 0:00:44.120 --> 0:00:46.120 just a bit further down was and Mechanics. So I 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:48.280 walked in there and said, am I can I get 0:00:48.280 --> 0:00:50.920 my tie fixed here? He came out and looked. He said, 0:00:50.960 --> 0:00:53.920 we don't do tesla's because they're so heavy. I guess 0:00:53.960 --> 0:00:56.800 because of the battery, don't We don't have the proper 0:00:56.920 --> 0:00:59.040 jucking up a quick He said, do you have a spare? 0:00:59.080 --> 0:01:01.360 It's like, no spare, no equipment to jack it up. 0:01:01.400 --> 0:01:03.800 So you do have to you go on the Tesla 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:06.720 app and then you say I've got a flat tire, 0:01:06.720 --> 0:01:09.119 And then they sent out a guy with a spare tire. 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:11.360 I didn't even wait around. He said I'll be ninety 0:01:11.400 --> 0:01:14.240 minutes away. So I went home and then came back 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:15.880 later on it and he had by then he'd done 0:01:15.880 --> 0:01:17.200 it because he said, you don't have to wait there. 0:01:17.200 --> 0:01:18.640 I can do it without getting into the car. 0:01:18.880 --> 0:01:19.520 How amazing. 0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:22.920 Yeah, But then the thing is I was parked in 0:01:23.040 --> 0:01:25.160 a two hour park where you meant to feed the meter, 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:27.399 and I knew I was going home to leave the 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:29.200 car and come back later. So I wrote a note 0:01:29.200 --> 0:01:31.760 on the front windscreen and said I've got a flat tire. 0:01:31.959 --> 0:01:34.240 Please don't give me a ticket with a little smiley 0:01:34.280 --> 0:01:34.840 face on it. 0:01:35.200 --> 0:01:37.600 See I saw this note with a smiley face, right, 0:01:37.640 --> 0:01:39.880 and I thought, someone's going to see that. You've got 0:01:39.880 --> 0:01:42.240 a flat tire. There, you're out the way, you're not 0:01:42.240 --> 0:01:45.920 blocking anything. Yep, surely they're just going to go. They 0:01:45.920 --> 0:01:47.440 can't can't be move. You've got a flat tire. You 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:48.240 can damage your car. 0:01:48.440 --> 0:01:52.040 Came back put on my pushbike, ticketed, Oh you joking, 0:01:52.160 --> 0:01:53.000 that is tight. 0:01:53.240 --> 0:01:53.680 You know what I. 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:55.559 Should have done taken a photo of the flat tire 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:56.880 to prove that it was really finn I. 0:01:56.960 --> 0:01:59.040 Write you a letter, hope, But. 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:01.440 I think Jack, you can go online. You put that 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:04.800 really unnecessarily long infringement notice number in, which is about 0:02:04.840 --> 0:02:07.880 eighty seven hieroglyphics, and I'm lout you put that in, 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:10.600 and they have photos. They have to take photos of it, 0:02:11.400 --> 0:02:13.160 all right, and then you can contest it. 0:02:13.840 --> 0:02:17.560 The thing that could have happened is the ticket inspector 0:02:17.600 --> 0:02:19.680 came along after the guy had changed the tires, so 0:02:19.760 --> 0:02:22.000 he might have had to look around at my tires 0:02:22.040 --> 0:02:23.880 and gone, they don't look flat to me. 0:02:24.000 --> 0:02:26.160 They're not going to do that. Have you seen those 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:27.760 people that are off for sleep, aren't they? 0:02:27.840 --> 0:02:31.960 I really thought the note with the smiley face, and 0:02:32.000 --> 0:02:33.560 then he would go, yeah, it's. 0:02:33.440 --> 0:02:35.320 Looking to brightness day. I mean, it wants to be 0:02:35.360 --> 0:02:37.040 doing that job, and I would. I love it. 0:02:37.120 --> 0:02:41.760 The milk of human kindness someone, I see you as 0:02:41.800 --> 0:02:42.119 a human. 0:02:43.400 --> 0:02:47.440 I put that my Pinterest page, my parking Pinterest. 0:02:47.040 --> 0:02:48.520 Page, but no luck. 0:02:48.560 --> 0:02:50.280 So I think I will appeal it, to appeal it, 0:02:50.320 --> 0:02:52.280 and then maybe I can. I actually asked. So the 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:54.799 guy from Tesla rang me back later and said, hey, 0:02:54.800 --> 0:02:56.520 did everything go all right? And I said, do you 0:02:56.560 --> 0:02:59.520 have a version of like a doctor's note which I 0:02:59.560 --> 0:03:01.600 can give to the council to say that I really 0:03:01.680 --> 0:03:02.400 had a flat tire? 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:03.919 Good question? Does he He. 0:03:03.919 --> 0:03:05.920 Doesn't know, Well, they should get but he said, what 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:08.240 I can do, I guess is gives you timestamps of 0:03:08.280 --> 0:03:10.360 when you contacted us to get the tire fixed. 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:11.400 Get a screenshot of that. 0:03:11.520 --> 0:03:15.400 Yeah, and basically bogged them down with admin and photos 0:03:15.400 --> 0:03:19.000 and if because it doesn't matter it's ninety dollars, make 0:03:19.080 --> 0:03:23.119 this guy and his mate Petrina girlway please shut it down. 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:26.520 It's what's fair and reasonable. But I think that is 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:29.440 fair and reasonable, Like, come on, I've already. 0:03:29.120 --> 0:03:30.720 Had a bad day. I don't want to park there. 0:03:30.720 --> 0:03:32.519 I'm only parking the intentionally? 0:03:32.560 --> 0:03:32.959 Did it? 0:03:33.120 --> 0:03:35.960 Do you think? Though? Sometimes I guess why someone might 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:38.080 just think, oh, yeah, right, try that one on that. 0:03:38.200 --> 0:03:40.240 People try that move every day when they just dump 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:42.880 their cars somewhere. Yeah, they're picking up dry cleaning or 0:03:43.160 --> 0:03:45.240 having an unfair or whatever doing I don't know, And 0:03:45.280 --> 0:03:46.880 they go, I've got a flat tire right now? 0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:50.440 Yes, because if it had it work, then I came 0:03:50.480 --> 0:03:53.120 back without a ticket. I probably would have pocketed that. 0:03:54.400 --> 0:03:56.200 This is why they did it. We can't have nice 0:03:56.240 --> 0:03:58.600 things in the world because then people take they use it. 0:03:58.920 --> 0:04:02.160 But Christian Show podcast. 0:04:02.360 --> 0:04:05.520 So bad time to get a flat tire? And have 0:04:05.600 --> 0:04:08.240 you ever had to leave a note after Jack left 0:04:08.240 --> 0:04:10.640 one yesterday? So it's kind of flat tire. Please don't 0:04:10.680 --> 0:04:13.920 find me still got fined despite the addition of a 0:04:14.040 --> 0:04:16.160 very kind, friendly smiley face. 0:04:16.279 --> 0:04:18.239 Or we're going to take it to the top, aren't we, Patsy. 0:04:19.160 --> 0:04:21.160 I'm already I've started the letter Jack. 0:04:21.560 --> 0:04:22.039 Thank you. 0:04:22.080 --> 0:04:24.240 Please just let us know what's the Patsy if you 0:04:24.320 --> 0:04:26.520 if you're not familiar with the show, Patsy is one 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:29.479 hundred percent of this. He is the best. I honestly 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:32.359 think you could earn like you should advertise an air tasker. 0:04:32.800 --> 0:04:35.960 You don't, by the way, years ago you should see 0:04:35.960 --> 0:04:38.680 the advert for like earn hundreds of dollars working from 0:04:38.680 --> 0:04:42.120 home sealing envelopes. I thought, is there I could maybe 0:04:42.120 --> 0:04:44.480 do an hour of that in the afternoon or something 0:04:44.200 --> 0:04:46.280 that you could earn money doing that just for an 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:49.080 hour today? Writing off those emails of my calling, well, 0:04:49.120 --> 0:04:51.200 you do it very well. You know you're a wordsmith. 0:04:51.279 --> 0:04:52.520 So that's about what's fair. 0:04:52.640 --> 0:04:55.400 I think, Yeah, I think you're strong, respectful. It's not 0:04:55.480 --> 0:04:58.039 it's not an angry letters respectful but strong. 0:04:58.320 --> 0:05:03.000 What Patsy has right sciousness, the rest of us will 0:05:03.040 --> 0:05:05.240 go have side to bother you and straight away and 0:05:05.240 --> 0:05:07.719 that's weak. Yes, So what's your opening line? What do 0:05:07.760 --> 0:05:09.320 you start? How do you open with one of these? 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:10.760 What would you say? 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:12.240 Well? Thank you to whom? 0:05:12.360 --> 0:05:14.280 Do you go to whom it may concern. 0:05:14.440 --> 0:05:17.320 Yes, to whom it may concern it, counsel, thank you 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:20.520 for your time. But I believe the serious misjustice has 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:21.039 been dealt. 0:05:27.360 --> 0:05:30.440 There's been a miscarriage of justice here. The scales of 0:05:30.680 --> 0:05:32.480 justice are what sided way. 0:05:32.600 --> 0:05:35.040 I think with parking tickets, Jack, it's like a cat 0:05:35.120 --> 0:05:38.320 has nine lives with parking tickets, you have one. Have 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:39.720 you ever appealed before? 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:42.520 I don't think I've ever tried to get off on 0:05:42.560 --> 0:05:43.320 a parking. 0:05:43.480 --> 0:05:46.000 I've got a good track record if you'd appealed like 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:47.400 three or four times and no, hope. 0:05:47.560 --> 0:05:49.279 So did you think they have they have a sort 0:05:49.279 --> 0:05:50.120 of they know if you're. 0:05:52.360 --> 0:05:52.480 Right. 0:05:52.960 --> 0:05:54.800 All right, Dean, You've got a story about leaving a 0:05:54.839 --> 0:05:55.799 note so. 0:05:55.640 --> 0:05:58.440 Many years ago I was backing out of my driveway 0:05:58.520 --> 0:06:01.880 and didn't notice the car there was opposite officer of 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:05.479 the driveway and ran straight into it. Is significant significant 0:06:05.520 --> 0:06:09.800 damage to it. And tried to find an owner and 0:06:10.279 --> 0:06:12.440 went up and down the street, and finally one left 0:06:12.480 --> 0:06:16.919 a note with my details. About two weeks later she 0:06:17.120 --> 0:06:19.600 rang me and said, yep, got your note. I'll get 0:06:19.600 --> 0:06:22.680 some quotes to get the car repaired and I'll get 0:06:22.680 --> 0:06:25.920 back to So I'm waiting for a quote to come in. 0:06:26.120 --> 0:06:29.360 Hadn't heard from her for a couple of months. And 0:06:30.279 --> 0:06:32.120 next thing, I get a Christmas card because it was 0:06:32.160 --> 0:06:35.600 around that time of year, and wishing me a merry Christmas, 0:06:35.640 --> 0:06:37.720 and don't worry about the car because it had been 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:41.640 written off two weeks earlier, and wish me a merry Christmas. 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:46.520 Such a lovely story, Deane. 0:06:47.200 --> 0:06:49.599 Yeah, not for the card, not for the owner of 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:50.680 the car. 0:06:52.600 --> 0:06:55.279 She had the forethought to send me a Christmas card 0:06:55.320 --> 0:06:58.159 and let me know about the giving me a Christmas present. 0:06:58.240 --> 0:07:00.000 So she's giving you good news. You don't need to 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:03.920 worry about it anymore. That's right, Dan, I love that story. 0:07:04.080 --> 0:07:07.560 Thanks to cooling the show. Thanks guys, Aaron. Yes there 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:10.000 you're going all right. Aaron, what's your story for us? Mate? 0:07:10.160 --> 0:07:11.760 So I pulled into a car park a couple of 0:07:11.800 --> 0:07:14.200 years ago and as I stopped, the witness this car 0:07:14.440 --> 0:07:16.640 very slowly rolling across the car park. You must have 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:19.520 not done his handbrake properly, and of course it bumped 0:07:19.520 --> 0:07:22.040 into another car. And then probably two minutes later, the 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:24.320 bloke comes running out of the supermarket, jumped in his 0:07:24.400 --> 0:07:26.360 car and took off. So I left the note on 0:07:26.440 --> 0:07:29.560 the car for the person who owned it, and two 0:07:29.560 --> 0:07:32.360 weeks later you got a phone call and said thanks 0:07:32.400 --> 0:07:33.960 for witnessing the coptum to chase it up. 0:07:33.960 --> 0:07:35.600 So yeah, no, you got. 0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:36.960 The number plate and everything, did you, Aaron? 0:07:37.280 --> 0:07:38.840 Yeah, I've got them, play of the car, got photos 0:07:38.840 --> 0:07:41.680 of him, got photos of the car and him taking 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:44.160 off as well, and yeah, gave it to the lady 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:44.760 as evidence. 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:48.480 So wow, Daney like Aaron, like a good super citizen. 0:07:48.560 --> 0:07:50.560 There what you got to do? 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:50.960 Sometimes? 0:07:51.000 --> 0:07:53.040 You know, I got to do some good So yea 0:07:53.200 --> 0:07:54.400 sometimes sound. 0:07:58.840 --> 0:08:00.000 Thank you. 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:03.440 But Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:05.440 How was your day yesterday? Patsy? What do you get 0:08:05.480 --> 0:08:05.680 up to? 0:08:05.920 --> 0:08:08.880 We had a birthday party yesterday afternoon, but not who 0:08:08.960 --> 0:08:11.800 you would think it was the dog's birthday. It was 0:08:11.840 --> 0:08:13.400 Presley's birthday today. 0:08:14.720 --> 0:08:17.960 I mean probably he probably was sat up right at 0:08:17.960 --> 0:08:20.640 a table in a restaurant and while stuff sang to him. 0:08:21.240 --> 0:08:26.920 Presley Passy's dog is human sized Mason Cogs. I saw 0:08:27.440 --> 0:08:28.480 Mega Cuman. 0:08:28.960 --> 0:08:32.960 The Mason Cox if the dogs, he's a Marema. He's 0:08:33.000 --> 0:08:35.720 an Italian shaped dog. If you've seen the movie odd Ball, 0:08:36.160 --> 0:08:40.280 that's the sort of dog we've got. He's absolutely majestic 0:08:40.400 --> 0:08:42.320 and gorgeous and very very spoiled. 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:44.080 Majestic is sort of thing you would say for horse, 0:08:44.120 --> 0:08:46.200 and that is approaching because he is like the size 0:08:46.200 --> 0:08:48.160 of how many hands is Presley. 0:08:48.120 --> 0:08:49.320 About fifty record? 0:08:49.360 --> 0:08:51.280 Yeah, I mean he could race it flaming turn and 0:08:51.280 --> 0:08:52.400 no one would think it was odd. 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:57.440 What's that the dragon out of Never Ending Story? 0:08:57.679 --> 0:08:59.280 You're right, yes, he. 0:08:59.280 --> 0:09:01.240 Does look like that. He is so tall, he's up 0:09:01.240 --> 0:09:03.240 to my hip. So when I get home from work, 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:05.440 what he loves to do will jump up and both 0:09:05.440 --> 0:09:06.920 his paws will be on my shoulders. 0:09:07.040 --> 0:09:09.400 I mean, he's a hell of a huger. 0:09:09.080 --> 0:09:11.680 Again, and his head will be over the top of 0:09:11.760 --> 0:09:13.840 my head and he actually having. 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:17.280 A slow dance or something, cheer. 0:09:17.880 --> 0:09:20.080 His dands as tall as our dining table, which is 0:09:20.200 --> 0:09:23.920 very convenient for him. So no, we always celebrate his birthday. 0:09:23.920 --> 0:09:24.520 I don't know if you. 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:29.080 Attack you and you make the cake or you are 0:09:29.120 --> 0:09:31.400 the cake, so youish your choice. 0:09:31.720 --> 0:09:33.960 And Mum and Dad have always got in on the egg. 0:09:34.080 --> 0:09:36.480 So they get him a present and he gets a 0:09:36.559 --> 0:09:38.720 cake and we do it when already gets home from 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:39.280 school and we. 0:09:39.360 --> 0:09:42.880 Have the image of him stood up like and he's 0:09:43.040 --> 0:09:45.520 blowing out his candles for easily just out of one. 0:09:45.400 --> 0:09:48.400 Nozzle anyway, So we got him a present. He's present 0:09:48.400 --> 0:09:50.440 this year was a pigsy. He always gets a pigs 0:09:50.440 --> 0:09:51.920 He only when we. 0:09:51.800 --> 0:09:54.000 Are open dugs go when we casually get that all 0:09:54.000 --> 0:09:55.800 that what's that shoe as well that you can buy 0:09:55.800 --> 0:09:57.360 the horrible looking sort of shoe. 0:09:57.440 --> 0:09:59.439 Oh yeah, it's like doggy jerk beef jerky. 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:01.559 Yeah yeah, rolled up into a shoe that they can 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:03.920 Why do they love the pigs here so much? How 0:10:03.960 --> 0:10:06.080 do they know that pigs here is like so nice? 0:10:06.200 --> 0:10:09.280 I don't know, but he just he We also get 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:10.920 one on a Friday, I have to say, when it's 0:10:10.920 --> 0:10:13.480 shopping day, and he will actually sit beside the bench 0:10:13.559 --> 0:10:15.479 because he knows it's coming. 0:10:16.360 --> 0:10:19.120 Every Friday's tree, so it's not really special on his 0:10:19.200 --> 0:10:21.920 birthday because he's getting Friday anyway. 0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:24.160 Yeah, I mean we get a takeaway on a Friday. 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:28.439 If I got that for my birthday, is it? Wait 0:10:28.520 --> 0:10:31.719 a couple three days, we're all getting this and he 0:10:31.880 --> 0:10:32.199 loves it. 0:10:33.160 --> 0:10:34.840 You can barely wait for you to cut the plastic 0:10:34.880 --> 0:10:36.880 off it because they kind of shrink wrap it. Only 0:10:36.960 --> 0:10:39.480 when we opened the one last night, it still had 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:40.800 some of the piggy hair on it. 0:10:43.640 --> 0:10:51.600 It was so gross, Like the pigs have hairy today 0:10:52.240 --> 0:10:56.760 is like an old man has hair middle aged pig 0:10:56.840 --> 0:10:57.360 that they use. 0:10:57.600 --> 0:11:00.920 I had a little pink piggy you know what. I felt, 0:11:00.960 --> 0:11:02.680 really bad I felt. 0:11:02.679 --> 0:11:04.480 But Presley was like, oh, this is a bit better 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:08.319 than that normal Friday one. Now with that gone, it 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:09.560 must be my birthday. 0:11:11.480 --> 0:11:14.240 Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:11:14.200 --> 0:11:15.640 Jackie Boy, what's going on with you? 0:11:16.080 --> 0:11:18.040 As soon as you have a kid, the dog's social 0:11:18.080 --> 0:11:20.400 status in the family drops so much, goes back to 0:11:20.480 --> 0:11:21.120 being just a dog. 0:11:21.280 --> 0:11:21.439 Yeah. 0:11:22.080 --> 0:11:24.640 She got drawn on this week by Gordy. 0:11:24.800 --> 0:11:26.160 Oh no, that's weird. 0:11:26.559 --> 0:11:29.199 Markers hit me with the like any time you leave 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:31.520 any kind of pencil text of pen around he's going 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:32.079 to find. 0:11:32.040 --> 0:11:33.160 So has he done the walls yet? 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:34.560 He's on the walls, and. 0:11:36.320 --> 0:11:38.439 Because we want to eventually we want to do a renovation. 0:11:38.559 --> 0:11:39.880 We moved into this old house. 0:11:39.720 --> 0:11:44.400 And wait until they've left home or twenty and so the. 0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:47.240 First time you draw on the wall, we're like, we're 0:11:47.280 --> 0:11:49.360 going to renovate eventually any way. So now it's kind 0:11:49.360 --> 0:11:50.120 of a free for all. 0:11:51.679 --> 0:11:54.240 He's got another couple of years of banksy behavior in 0:11:54.320 --> 0:11:56.719 him up until about four or five, so don't be 0:11:56.800 --> 0:11:59.560 painting anything for the next couple. Then his start basically 0:11:59.720 --> 0:12:03.559 like all of your stuff gets tagged everything. Yeah. 0:12:03.600 --> 0:12:05.560 He then he drew he used pin on the couch 0:12:05.640 --> 0:12:08.000 and we're like, well, that's the couch we actually want 0:12:08.040 --> 0:12:10.120 to keep, so stick to the wall. 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:14.600 On your media. You work best on the walls, Gord. 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:16.640 But he hit Luna's white fur this week, and he's 0:12:16.760 --> 0:12:19.280 very proud, what with with a yellow marker and a 0:12:19.360 --> 0:12:22.920 green marker. Maybe they were highlighters, and he's very proud 0:12:22.960 --> 0:12:25.959 to show us, like look at look at Luna's Luna's head. 0:12:26.200 --> 0:12:27.000 It's like, who did that? 0:12:27.320 --> 0:12:27.600 God? 0:12:30.160 --> 0:12:33.719 Like Luna is the most she's just so patient with him, 0:12:34.320 --> 0:12:37.800 not he loves her so much, but she tolerates him, 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:39.959 is the best way to say it. I took him 0:12:39.960 --> 0:12:42.840 out for a walk last night, and the soccer team 0:12:43.040 --> 0:12:45.080 across the road is training again. 0:12:45.520 --> 0:12:47.200 The team a while ago. When you first moved there, 0:12:47.200 --> 0:12:48.839 you would you were trying to pluck up the courage 0:12:48.840 --> 0:12:49.280 to go and train. 0:12:49.400 --> 0:12:49.760 That's right. 0:12:49.800 --> 0:12:51.720 I met with the team. I never trained with them. 0:12:51.760 --> 0:12:53.559 I decided soccer wasn't for me. 0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:58.040 The ball gets kicked off the field and like rolls 0:12:58.080 --> 0:13:01.080 over to me. But my god, precious, pretty huge pressure. 0:13:01.200 --> 0:13:03.040 You've got to return. Did you look around if there's 0:13:03.080 --> 0:13:06.360 anyone else nearby or running after the ball that's near you? 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:07.240 Otherwise it's on you. 0:13:07.440 --> 0:13:09.280 It's just the three of us, and the team looks 0:13:09.360 --> 0:13:12.520 over to see, Oh, there's a pedestrian walking along. He'll 0:13:12.600 --> 0:13:15.000 kick it back to us. But I've got Gordy on 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:18.080 his trike racing away one way. Then I've got Lunar 0:13:18.559 --> 0:13:21.040 off the lead, running one way. So I've got already. 0:13:21.080 --> 0:13:22.280 I got two things I got to keep. 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:25.839 One more. 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:28.280 Excuse it if I may. I had my crocs on. 0:13:30.160 --> 0:13:32.199 I said, if anything ever kicks off, they're not the 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:33.040 footwear for action. 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:35.680 They've got two modes. They've got this speed strap on. 0:13:35.720 --> 0:13:39.360 The back, so there's not a spe Shame Bolt didn't 0:13:39.400 --> 0:13:42.240 rate the world record by putting on his Croc speed strap. 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:43.719 So that if you need to move faster or in 0:13:43.760 --> 0:13:45.920 a sports mode, they're going to hang onto your sapt's 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:49.160 name or they've got or you can move that speed 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:51.199 strap up and then it becomes more like a slip on, 0:13:51.360 --> 0:13:53.480 so you're just slipping on and off. I've got it 0:13:53.600 --> 0:13:55.840 on slip on mode, so I'm very worried that if 0:13:55.880 --> 0:13:59.960 I kicked the ball, the Crock's going to come off 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:03.880 as well. Huge pressures, pressure steaks from the spotlights on 0:14:03.960 --> 0:14:07.439 you happy to say I managed to kick the ball back. 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:08.040 That is. 0:14:09.640 --> 0:14:11.720 Even messy. Would have been scared that if he's wearing 0:14:12.040 --> 0:14:14.360 if he's wearing crocs, he's not messy. He's just a 0:14:14.440 --> 0:14:19.600 dude in crocks. Well done, Christian Connell Show podcast. I've 0:14:19.680 --> 0:14:23.360 done something to my back yesterday, just when I thought 0:14:23.360 --> 0:14:25.520 I'd got through the day, got through the day, spend 0:14:25.560 --> 0:14:28.080 on all right day, getting in clapped bed in a 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:31.040 minute and that's the end of today. Business closes for today. 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:32.400 And then I bent over to pick up a T 0:14:32.560 --> 0:14:35.560 shirt to put it in the in the laundry bin, 0:14:35.600 --> 0:14:39.160 and I was like, my god, damn it, the closing business. 0:14:39.760 --> 0:14:40.600 Things on the floor. 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:43.320 Second, things on the floor of the back's worst enemy. 0:14:43.400 --> 0:14:44.880 Said to my wife, it's not good for me to 0:14:44.960 --> 0:14:48.320 pick things up you've done to me. It's actually broken 0:14:48.400 --> 0:14:52.920 my back. My body was so shocked tidying up. Look 0:14:53.000 --> 0:14:56.320 what I actually broke into a cold sweat. You know 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:59.520 when the pain something changes your coulters out what happens. 0:14:59.560 --> 0:15:02.680 Even now, I feel slightly clamming and sweating. I couldn't 0:15:02.680 --> 0:15:04.480 even I thought too much ever to get in a 0:15:04.520 --> 0:15:06.480 cartain driver. I just get an uber And then you 0:15:06.640 --> 0:15:09.040 were pulled up to the radio station here, and I 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:13.520 saw my beloved colleague Jack going through the electronic doors here, 0:15:13.520 --> 0:15:15.000 and I didn't want to try and rummage around in 0:15:15.000 --> 0:15:17.160 my bad to get my electric pass. But I couldn't 0:15:17.240 --> 0:15:18.600 shout out your. 0:15:18.560 --> 0:15:20.720 Name loud enough because you're in too much part of this. 0:15:22.560 --> 0:15:25.280 I was like Rose and Jack on the door the Titanic. 0:15:26.600 --> 0:15:28.560 You know what, it just just falls out your mouth 0:15:28.560 --> 0:15:32.200 about Unlessie was an inch away, you know, you were 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:35.440 like quite a distance, like one hundred meters away. Yeah, 0:15:35.800 --> 0:15:37.280 I don't know what I was actually trying to speak, 0:15:37.320 --> 0:15:40.040 shouting to your inside of your head, but suddenly was 0:15:40.040 --> 0:15:42.720 a little bit closer. The doors shut on me, and 0:15:42.800 --> 0:15:44.120 I was like, that is today. 0:15:45.040 --> 0:15:45.840 I didn't even know. 0:15:47.760 --> 0:15:50.720 Perhaps I reckon he knew. It's like when someone's trying 0:15:50.720 --> 0:15:52.280 to get in front of you in traffic and there's 0:15:52.280 --> 0:15:55.240 a lane closure and you're just looking ahead. If I 0:15:55.280 --> 0:15:58.880 don't move this eye, I'm not away. You're there, even 0:15:58.880 --> 0:16:01.040 though we both know I'm I'm really away. You're there. 0:16:01.080 --> 0:16:02.200 You know you just see them merging. 0:16:02.480 --> 0:16:04.280 I saw you in the reflection of the door. I thought, 0:16:04.400 --> 0:16:05.280 I don't want to wait. 0:16:05.160 --> 0:16:07.560 For the sh. 0:16:08.400 --> 0:16:09.640 Wouldn't do that to Batman. 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:13.680 No, I need you to go into your medicine ban pats. 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:17.960 Have you got some of those under the counterpaincos old 0:16:18.200 --> 0:16:21.160 horse tranquilizers. The other thing I need to advise on 0:16:21.360 --> 0:16:25.760 is yesterday again, I shouldn't be looking after laundry have 0:16:25.880 --> 0:16:30.320 full stopped. I've accidentally dyed my daughter's dressing gown. She's 0:16:30.320 --> 0:16:32.560 had it for years, right, it used to be white, 0:16:33.040 --> 0:16:35.680 it's now horrible gray. What did you put it in 0:16:35.800 --> 0:16:36.760 with black jean? 0:16:36.920 --> 0:16:37.120 Oh? 0:16:37.880 --> 0:16:38.560 No, you don't. 0:16:39.560 --> 0:16:41.200 I thought it was a low temp but. 0:16:41.320 --> 0:16:44.200 It has Do you do this intentionally? So Sarah doesn't ask. 0:16:45.160 --> 0:16:47.840 She thought, it's just a twenty minute wash. What damage 0:16:47.880 --> 0:16:51.000 can be done in twenty minutes of life? It's the 0:16:51.080 --> 0:16:52.840 blink of an eye, it's a third of an hour. 0:16:53.160 --> 0:16:55.120 What damage can be done in there in twenty minutes? 0:16:55.160 --> 0:16:58.080 Have they knew jeans or old jeans? That's the problem. 0:16:58.160 --> 0:16:58.440