WEBVTT - FULL: Man Grapes 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:06.440 Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:06.640 --> 0:00:09.280 Can I say my six last? 0:00:09.760 --> 0:00:12.000 People who are good with words will really laugh at that? 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:14.400 Are you into the dishal show right now? 0:00:14.480 --> 0:00:18.760 Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three, come on. 0:00:18.760 --> 0:00:21.400 In five minutes past six Wednesday morning. Welcome to the 0:00:21.480 --> 0:00:22.760 Christian O'Connell Show on. 0:00:22.840 --> 0:00:23.599 Gold Goome onr In. 0:00:23.680 --> 0:00:26.360 Patsy Conny, come on in, Jack, Good morning guys. 0:00:26.440 --> 0:00:29.280 Now, before we go any further, Jack is desperate to 0:00:29.320 --> 0:00:32.919 tell us Patsy about a work dream he had overnight. 0:00:33.000 --> 0:00:34.840 I know it's boring to tell your dreams, but this. 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:38.080 Is war and dreams, work dreams. 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:41.000 This could be a premonition. Note we were at the station. 0:00:41.120 --> 0:00:43.319 We're in this room, so we're all in the dream. Yep, 0:00:43.440 --> 0:00:44.760 you're in the dream as well. And all of a 0:00:44.800 --> 0:00:47.880 sudden we're playing punk rock songs instead of eighties music 0:00:48.040 --> 0:00:48.880 or polarizing. 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:49.879 Then he's a nightmare. 0:00:50.000 --> 0:00:51.960 You're blaming me, and I said, I don't know what's 0:00:51.960 --> 0:00:54.400 going on. Something skew if with the system. Then the 0:00:54.400 --> 0:00:57.200 producers come in and say, Sue, the boss and the 0:00:57.200 --> 0:00:59.680 rest of the management at the station have wiped their 0:00:59.680 --> 0:01:01.120 comput have left the building. 0:01:05.160 --> 0:01:06.759 That's that's that's it. 0:01:07.520 --> 0:01:10.800 That's it, right, So what does that say? 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:12.319 You're manifesting something? 0:01:12.959 --> 0:01:15.720 I tell you what. It says nothing. It's just like 0:01:15.800 --> 0:01:18.760 you know, the fires es jumping around. It actually also 0:01:18.880 --> 0:01:20.800 says it's like I said to you we. 0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:23.120 Had something else to talk about here, and you went, no, no, no, no, wait, 0:01:23.600 --> 0:01:25.160 no way, I've got that work dream. 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:30.440 Just presumed it had left at least some length to it. 0:01:30.560 --> 0:01:36.240 I thought then we would go into like dissecting, O. 0:01:37.760 --> 0:01:39.440 Just stop it. How do we dissect that? 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:41.960 Well, we we tipped around the bar, So like, should 0:01:41.959 --> 0:01:44.480 we say something? Should we confront them before they leave? 0:01:44.720 --> 0:01:46.840 Or so you think this is premonition, more shadowing that 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:49.440 they're gonna wipe them. Well, it's not like you know, 0:01:49.440 --> 0:01:52.280 they've got like dodgy records or they I've got dodgy records. 0:01:52.600 --> 0:01:55.760 They've got And then if my story was getting thin, 0:01:55.840 --> 0:01:57.559 maybe you guys would jump in with the work dream 0:01:57.640 --> 0:01:58.120 you've had. 0:01:58.200 --> 0:02:00.280 Like no, I tell you I wouldn't do it because 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:05.240 they was so boring. I've forgotten they ran out sharp piece. 0:02:06.920 --> 0:02:08.960 I had a really bad one when I worked at 0:02:09.040 --> 0:02:12.880 Nova about one of my male bosses, and it was 0:02:12.960 --> 0:02:13.720 quite one of. 0:02:13.720 --> 0:02:16.880 Those about sex, because that's how you were on the 0:02:16.919 --> 0:02:19.560 show yesterday we talk about Levy Newton, John Or. 0:02:19.600 --> 0:02:22.840 It was just like it was very concerning because it 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:26.840 was quite saucy, and I felt traumatized when I woke up. 0:02:26.880 --> 0:02:30.480 There's one thing then a sex stream is like, that's 0:02:30.480 --> 0:02:31.480 something else, like. 0:02:31.440 --> 0:02:35.040 A power thing. Apparently that's what they hidden. 0:02:34.800 --> 0:02:36.840 Means, some kind of power thing in the can I 0:02:36.919 --> 0:02:38.280 just ask the dream the material. 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:41.160 No, Like when you dream about what did you mean, 0:02:41.200 --> 0:02:45.760 like whips and stuff like that. No, but when you 0:02:45.880 --> 0:02:50.560 dream about someone like a colleague like that, it's usually 0:02:50.639 --> 0:02:53.560 a power tussle, is what it means. 0:02:54.040 --> 0:02:56.720 Apparently hashtag power. 0:02:57.200 --> 0:02:58.839 Now you glad I bought dreams. 0:03:00.680 --> 0:03:02.600 And Patsy you know I said, get ready to talk 0:03:02.639 --> 0:03:05.040 about magpies. Let's do it next. We should have led 0:03:05.080 --> 0:03:05.320 with it. 0:03:05.840 --> 0:03:08.040 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:03:08.440 --> 0:03:14.000 First two text messages to the show Graham, what drugs 0:03:14.160 --> 0:03:14.760 is jack on? 0:03:15.880 --> 0:03:18.120 And then Tim, come on, g you've never heard you 0:03:18.200 --> 0:03:20.240 tell me you've never had a weird dream? Graham? 0:03:20.520 --> 0:03:24.839 And then Tim, Well, if it ain't nobody's favorite band Nickelback. 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:30.120 Two happy customers already satisfaction guaranteed. 0:03:30.360 --> 0:03:34.320 You're welcome, listeners, You're welcome city Patsy. Please tell me 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:36.480 what about the walk you went on yesterday and the magpies. 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:39.600 Oh yeah, Kate producer Caitlin and I. She's motivated me. 0:03:39.680 --> 0:03:41.120 She said, come on, we're going to go for a 0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:43.000 walk once a week to start with. So we went 0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:45.360 for a beautiful walk around the MCG yesterday. 0:03:45.440 --> 0:03:47.040 Oh did you right before we go any further? 0:03:47.120 --> 0:03:47.280 Right? 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:49.200 So obviously Kate the right is a Jim bunny. She 0:03:49.240 --> 0:03:51.880 came in yesterday. Actually she did the show yes seeing 0:03:51.960 --> 0:03:53.760 Jim Ware and she was like jogging in and out 0:03:53.760 --> 0:03:56.000 of the studio. She was very active yesterday. 0:03:57.160 --> 0:03:59.360 Yeah. And then so did you get changed into like 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:00.840 leisure where active work? Now? 0:04:00.880 --> 0:04:01.920 I just world what I wought a wick? 0:04:02.240 --> 0:04:03.960 Right? So you went? But then Rio said you came 0:04:04.000 --> 0:04:05.000 back with shopping bags. 0:04:05.520 --> 0:04:07.840 No that was no, that was Caitlin. That wasn't me. 0:04:08.280 --> 0:04:11.120 Oh you're an innocent byside was a fitness walk to 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:11.920 go shopping? 0:04:12.160 --> 0:04:16.920 No, that was Caitlin's business, not mine. I might have recommended. 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:20.960 Like like a healthy kind of walk in and out 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:21.440 of shops. 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:23.560 Were you in the shop, see you were you in 0:04:23.600 --> 0:04:24.440 the shop, yes. 0:04:24.279 --> 0:04:27.000 But after the walk, the walk had completed, we had 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:30.320 done an hour around the mcg precinct. Gorgeous day, by 0:04:30.320 --> 0:04:32.240 the way, beautiful day yesterday. And then we thought, you 0:04:32.279 --> 0:04:34.160 know what, we'll grab a coffee on the way back, and. 0:04:34.120 --> 0:04:36.760 You know what, why don't we go grab some shopping shops. 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:38.920 And there just happened to be a store that took 0:04:38.960 --> 0:04:40.240 Caitlin's eye on the way back. 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:42.440 Okay, all right, so anyway, let's go back to the walk. 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:43.279 Then what happened? 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:45.279 Oh well, I was waiting for Caitlin out the front 0:04:45.279 --> 0:04:48.719 of the building here and it's magpie season already, it's 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:51.920 not spring, and maypie swooped me. It was that, you know, 0:04:53.360 --> 0:04:54.840 it's like, oh you look around. 0:04:55.040 --> 0:04:55.640 They're huge. 0:04:55.800 --> 0:04:58.919 It was massive. This seems like a pterodactyl and it 0:04:59.080 --> 0:05:00.120 just was like a metre. 0:05:01.839 --> 0:05:02.479 Dinosaurs. 0:05:05.480 --> 0:05:06.279 It's horrified. 0:05:06.520 --> 0:05:07.039 They're huge. 0:05:07.080 --> 0:05:10.240 There's one that's been sitting on my on the gate 0:05:10.320 --> 0:05:12.560 post right. It hasn't attacked me, but it just stares 0:05:12.600 --> 0:05:14.760 at me right, literally has the open it's only about 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:16.400 a couple of feet way, hasn't gone for me, but 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:17.080 it keeps looking at me. 0:05:17.080 --> 0:05:18.560 They're deeply mysterious animals. 0:05:19.000 --> 0:05:21.239 You guys are both in the superstition. Patty could probably 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:23.760 tell you what that means, because isn't one magpie bad news? 0:05:23.839 --> 0:05:24.760 I don't know, is it? 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:25.320 I think one? 0:05:25.480 --> 0:05:27.159 I just hope it doesn't mean that the bosses are leaving. 0:05:27.160 --> 0:05:32.520 They've wiped all So this is all right. 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:34.919 My mother in law this is her first Magpie season. 0:05:35.040 --> 0:05:39.400 She moved here in January. So she's terrified because she 0:05:39.400 --> 0:05:42.520 doesn't have a cart. She's just got this little mobility scooter, right, 0:05:42.560 --> 0:05:45.080 and people were warning her hate you know, in you 0:05:45.200 --> 0:05:48.200 here in Melbourne it's Magpie season, you're going to be 0:05:48.240 --> 0:05:49.080 an old timing like you. 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:50.880 She's got a big old booth on a gray hair. 0:05:53.520 --> 0:05:57.520 She is a very slow moving target, right, So she's terrified. 0:05:57.600 --> 0:05:57.840 Right. 0:05:57.960 --> 0:05:59.400 So my wife said to me, look, can you do 0:05:59.480 --> 0:06:01.719 some research into this? I said, well, you do see 0:06:01.720 --> 0:06:03.360 those cyclists who've got like those. 0:06:06.800 --> 0:06:09.279 Spikes off them eraser man? 0:06:09.400 --> 0:06:12.000 Yes, do they actually work? 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:14.719 Apparently they do? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know 0:06:14.760 --> 0:06:16.800 how they detract them. We used to just wear like 0:06:16.839 --> 0:06:20.320 an ice cream bucket on our heads when we came today. 0:06:20.960 --> 0:06:24.040 Hey listen, mother and Laura, okay, listen, and that's wear 0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:26.000 this ice cream bucket on your head. 0:06:25.960 --> 0:06:27.760 And as a bonus, you get to eat the napolete 0:06:27.839 --> 0:06:28.480 and ice cream. 0:06:30.120 --> 0:06:32.560 I can't rock out like that. Does anyone know what 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:35.160 does actually work to deter these magpies? Right? 0:06:35.200 --> 0:06:37.680 Because she she actually is really worried that she's going 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:40.320 to be swooped on? Do they swoop on everyone? Someone 0:06:40.320 --> 0:06:42.839 told me that they have a memory that can last. 0:06:42.760 --> 0:06:43.479 Up to five years. 0:06:43.520 --> 0:06:45.960 Yes, so that if she goes in and round the 0:06:46.000 --> 0:06:49.640 same tree, they'll go there. She is again on that mobility. 0:06:49.480 --> 0:06:55.480 Old Jackie slash scootera on me. Guys, that's Geer. I 0:06:55.520 --> 0:06:59.599 need Magpie advice or mother in law please Christian Connell's 0:06:59.640 --> 0:07:02.400 show podcast Magpies. 0:07:03.720 --> 0:07:06.240 My mother in law moved here in January, loved her 0:07:06.279 --> 0:07:09.800 new life in Melbourne. Has a little mobility scooter. She's 0:07:09.800 --> 0:07:14.080 in her late seventies. Has he got a car. She's terrified. 0:07:14.280 --> 0:07:16.960 She's heard all about the Magpie season. All our elderly 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:20.400 neighbors are all warning her, you need to do something 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:23.760 about this. You're sitting target in a slow moving momodity 0:07:23.840 --> 0:07:26.720 scooter and she is What can she do. 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:28.720 About the magpie? Says one that's been sitting on my 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:29.559 garden gate. 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:33.480 Just staring at me hasn't gone for me yet, chrisin 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:36.760 magpies are very intelligent buds there. Remember faces. If you 0:07:36.800 --> 0:07:40.240 befriend a magpie, you have a friend for their entire life. 0:07:40.720 --> 0:07:43.320 They live up to thirty years and spend their adult 0:07:43.440 --> 0:07:46.640 years in just one area, becoming familiar with the faces 0:07:46.640 --> 0:07:49.440 that belong. I was swooped from behind a few years ago, 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:51.400 and I spun round to look at the bird. I 0:07:51.600 --> 0:07:54.520 swear he backed up with a horrified look on his 0:07:54.600 --> 0:08:06.080 face to say he flew away, leaving me alone. Befriending me. 0:08:06.520 --> 0:08:12.600 You can use bribes. They love greet you serious. 0:08:12.880 --> 0:08:14.200 I'm going to go out there today with a little 0:08:14.200 --> 0:08:15.640 bit grated mind you. Why not. 0:08:15.640 --> 0:08:17.720 I've got nothing else to lose, all right then, so 0:08:17.720 --> 0:08:19.720 we're looking for your tips, this one about magpies. 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:21.280 Alan, good morning. 0:08:22.720 --> 0:08:24.200 Christian, Patchy and Jack. 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:25.760 Yeah. 0:08:25.800 --> 0:08:30.000 I was listening and just listening on a call you 0:08:30.080 --> 0:08:31.720 just had that or the text you just had the 0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:36.320 exactly exactly if you if you befriend the bird, like 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:39.520 if you feed it. If you've got birds around, magpies 0:08:39.559 --> 0:08:41.520 around your house, you feed them and everything like that, 0:08:41.600 --> 0:08:44.079 and they'll they'll recognize you and they will not swoop 0:08:44.120 --> 0:08:48.000 you right. And it is also it's only the male 0:08:48.120 --> 0:08:52.480 magpie that will swoop. The male makepie has got all 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:56.120 all white. It's the brightest white you can see. It's 0:08:57.600 --> 0:09:00.240 any any any white with greg. 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:05.840 Through its bird. Okay, all right, Adam, that was really illuminating. 0:09:05.920 --> 0:09:09.920 Thank you for jo have a good day. Thank you. 0:09:11.040 --> 0:09:18.040 Start again, Scottning, good morning. 0:09:18.120 --> 0:09:19.840 I think that was today. We just had today that 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:22.800 roll the show with that incredible intel. Scott, what can 0:09:22.840 --> 0:09:23.960 you tell us about magpiece? 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:27.199 I'll help you out there, please. 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:29.079 I'll go with my my missus. 0:09:28.840 --> 0:09:31.960 Ads the same couple and always clings to me on 0:09:32.040 --> 0:09:32.559 the shield. 0:09:33.200 --> 0:09:35.480 So I've come up with you whistle a. 0:09:35.600 --> 0:09:40.040 Tune that'll distract the magpie and then it'll start looking 0:09:40.080 --> 0:09:42.280 for the other birds that are about to attack it. 0:09:42.280 --> 0:09:47.800 Because magpies are always attacked by other smaller birds. So 0:09:47.800 --> 0:09:51.080 when you when you whistle a tune as simple as 0:09:51.679 --> 0:09:55.679 it was, that loud enough, they will look look away. 0:09:55.720 --> 0:09:58.400 They'll just go about their business. And I swam like 0:09:58.480 --> 0:09:58.800 a mood. 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:00.760 Put a million bucks on that. 0:10:01.720 --> 0:10:03.760 I'll tell you what, Scott, I'm going to ask you 0:10:03.800 --> 0:10:05.400 in a minute to do that whistle again and I'm 0:10:05.440 --> 0:10:07.680 going to record it and then get my mother Laud. 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:09.280 I'll put it on a loop for an hour for her. 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:11.800 She can just play it from speakers on her little 0:10:11.840 --> 0:10:13.120 mobility scooter, can't she. 0:10:14.679 --> 0:10:16.199 That's it million. 0:10:17.960 --> 0:10:20.800 I've given away a million dollar advice because I'm not 0:10:20.840 --> 0:10:21.520 going to paint it. 0:10:21.600 --> 0:10:24.840 Man, all right, so can you just do that whistle? 0:10:24.880 --> 0:10:27.880 Will be quite here? You do the whistle please, okay? 0:10:28.080 --> 0:10:32.720 Anyway, can't get it right? 0:10:32.800 --> 0:10:40.760 Yeah, thank you very much. She gave us. 0:10:43.080 --> 0:10:47.200 That's you, Scott, and it will work. 0:10:47.360 --> 0:10:50.480 Thank you very much, Scott, Thank you very have a 0:10:50.480 --> 0:10:54.720 good day. Thanks mate. I were actually trying that. Uh Matt, 0:10:54.760 --> 0:10:55.480 good morning, Matt. 0:10:56.440 --> 0:11:01.920 Good hey guys. My advice for so twenty fifteen or sixteen, 0:11:02.000 --> 0:11:04.920 I enjused myself and I was off work for five months. 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:07.360 So I started feeding too May five out the front 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:09.720 of my house. So I did a bit of a 0:11:09.800 --> 0:11:12.760 bird made of Alcatraz and so they started coming in 0:11:12.840 --> 0:11:16.560 the house. I got really friendly. Eventually they had a 0:11:16.559 --> 0:11:17.920 baby and that fell out of a tree and I 0:11:18.000 --> 0:11:21.960 was was my family was able to go and I worked, Yeah, 0:11:22.040 --> 0:11:25.679 so I couldn't get away from cats and things and 0:11:25.679 --> 0:11:27.920 the whistle. Actually I went down to fund the parents 0:11:27.920 --> 0:11:30.000 and whistle. They folded back to my house to find 0:11:30.040 --> 0:11:30.960 out where the baby was. 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:34.040 All right, so this is what I understand. It's a 0:11:34.040 --> 0:11:35.160 little bit moreful to hear you. 0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:36.800 Yeah, that's right. 0:11:37.600 --> 0:11:39.840 Yeah, I'll sit down and take a breath of them 0:11:39.880 --> 0:11:40.520 for sure. 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:43.640 Before we come on the radio, always say came into 0:11:43.640 --> 0:11:45.160 the house. He sort okay, well where would he go 0:11:45.160 --> 0:11:47.600 in the house in the kitchen or yeah, if. 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:49.520 I didn't feed him fast and they started coming inside, 0:11:49.559 --> 0:11:51.880 it still happened in now like last week. They came 0:11:51.920 --> 0:11:54.040 in the house in the hallway, just waiting. 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:55.760 In the hallway. I'd be terrible. 0:11:56.000 --> 0:12:00.960 Yeah, yeah, but there was all things really good. Because 0:12:00.960 --> 0:12:02.760 in the day you fell out of the tree, my 0:12:02.800 --> 0:12:03.760 family and I went down. 0:12:03.840 --> 0:12:04.360 I'm with you. 0:12:04.440 --> 0:12:07.120 I just didn't get sleep, and I picked it up 0:12:07.120 --> 0:12:08.559 and we picked up for a few days. Names for 0:12:08.640 --> 0:12:11.480 Frank and then Frank started coming to get hurt. 0:12:11.760 --> 0:12:15.480 I just like that documentary Netflix about my octopus. It 0:12:15.559 --> 0:12:19.480 was Frank, Frank the Magpie. Great name for a remote 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:22.000 pie as well, Frank. 0:12:21.160 --> 0:12:22.600 I thought it Frank the tank. We didn't know with 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:23.640 the deal or for Weigan. 0:12:23.840 --> 0:12:26.360 Yeah, you able to get too close to. 0:12:28.920 --> 0:12:33.000 Uh what big thing in my babymore in lockdowns. I 0:12:33.120 --> 0:12:34.800 turned down and turned around there and I go out 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:36.920 to one day and there was twenty one fire back yud. 0:12:41.240 --> 0:12:42.120 Some litter they heard. 0:12:42.160 --> 0:12:45.520 Oh my god, those kids, twenty one kids. 0:12:46.440 --> 0:12:49.000 Yeah, we started out to a lot of trees. Not 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:50.880 hard to locky because cheese are scarce. 0:12:51.280 --> 0:12:51.480 Matt. 0:12:51.520 --> 0:12:52.880 One day you're going to walk into your house and 0:12:52.880 --> 0:12:54.880 they were all going to be in your horse sat you. 0:12:55.360 --> 0:12:58.400 They're overrunning you. They're building an army. They're using you. 0:12:59.600 --> 0:13:01.320 Yeah, I like the mas. 0:13:02.280 --> 0:13:04.600 You're on the Sifia. 0:13:04.760 --> 0:13:07.080 That's great, Matt. Thank you very much, you coul mate, 0:13:07.080 --> 0:13:07.559 have a good week. 0:13:10.400 --> 0:13:13.800 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:19.640 Let's disagree. People who've seen what magpies can do, they're nervous. 0:13:19.960 --> 0:13:23.040 It's an emotional thing to talk about what magpies can do. 0:13:23.800 --> 0:13:27.120 Jack's actually found there's a map that shows real time 0:13:27.760 --> 0:13:29.600 magpie swooping incidents. 0:13:29.679 --> 0:13:32.080 Yeah. On the Wildlife dot VIC, dot gov dot AU 0:13:32.200 --> 0:13:35.439 website you can see a live map of Melbourne and 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:38.679 people can submit where magpies are swooping them. Here's some 0:13:38.760 --> 0:13:40.439 tips that we didn't hear on the phones actually that 0:13:40.480 --> 0:13:41.840 you can use with the. 0:13:42.480 --> 0:13:47.839 Yeah, any tips, I'm none the wiser after twenty minutes 0:13:47.880 --> 0:13:49.240 of radio. How is that possible? 0:13:50.840 --> 0:13:53.160 Eyes on the back of your head birds may be 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:55.640 less likely to swoop if they think you're watching them. 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:57.920 Draw a pair of eyes and attach them to the 0:13:58.000 --> 0:13:58.720 back of hats. 0:13:58.840 --> 0:14:00.600 So the moments so far going to go around. 0:14:00.640 --> 0:14:03.559 My mother and autodose terrified of being attacked by magpies 0:14:03.960 --> 0:14:07.559 on a slow movement with scooter ice cream cart and 0:14:07.679 --> 0:14:10.680 on your head and then fake eyes on the back 0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:12.800 of her she said, think I'm spranking her. 0:14:13.200 --> 0:14:15.439 The other one is traveling groups. So if every time 0:14:15.520 --> 0:14:17.520 she wants to go out on the mobility, see. 0:14:17.440 --> 0:14:19.480 Has got with his church friends. She's befriended a load 0:14:19.520 --> 0:14:21.840 of church people. So they keep they love to they 0:14:21.960 --> 0:14:22.960 love to hang out together. 0:14:23.560 --> 0:14:24.400 Have to go into. 0:14:28.640 --> 0:14:31.960 Like the bikis the nan cheese. You're not the command 0:14:32.000 --> 0:14:33.120 cheese the nan cheese and. 0:14:33.160 --> 0:14:35.680 It says, whatever, tell Jackie this, whatever you do, do 0:14:35.880 --> 0:14:38.600 not destroy their nests. This may prompt them. 0:14:38.640 --> 0:14:40.520 For she's seventeen, she's got to go around with a 0:14:40.640 --> 0:14:42.000 spanner breaking up. 0:14:42.960 --> 0:14:45.400 This will be prolong their swooping behavior. 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:52.160 Rios is found online and animals that hold grudges. Magpies 0:14:52.200 --> 0:14:55.280 have been found to hold a specific grudge on people 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:57.640 for for five years. It's the worst. It's the use 0:14:57.640 --> 0:15:00.560 of the word specific that's amazing about that. There's even 0:15:00.640 --> 0:15:04.640 some evidence that they would hold grudges against their enemies families. 0:15:04.880 --> 0:15:06.440 Your enemy is my enemy. 0:15:07.120 --> 0:15:09.600 Lions have been known to develop a deep mistrust of 0:15:09.720 --> 0:15:13.520 lazy members of their own pride. Cows, one study found, 0:15:13.640 --> 0:15:16.720 can maintain a beef what I'm can maintain a. 0:15:17.440 --> 0:15:20.920 Beef for years with Heifer's who wrong them? 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:22.920 And third day of colfax Ya. 0:15:24.320 --> 0:15:25.720 Can we make kids a Friday? 0:15:25.920 --> 0:15:28.440 Okay, yesterday we had some great stories from you guys 0:15:28.560 --> 0:15:31.160 about what your kids ruined or when you were a kid, 0:15:31.200 --> 0:15:32.560 what did you ruin as a couple that came in 0:15:32.640 --> 0:15:35.960 over Facebook overnight? Rebecca my sunper all the remotes of 0:15:36.040 --> 0:15:39.440 my husband's new phone down the toilet and repeatedly flushed it. 0:15:40.400 --> 0:15:41.520 I mean your husband loved that. 0:15:42.960 --> 0:15:46.840 Karen my son took a magnet, rubbed it all over 0:15:46.920 --> 0:15:50.160 the TV screen, ruined a bloody good TV. I didn't 0:15:50.160 --> 0:15:51.120 know a magnet would do that. 0:15:51.160 --> 0:15:53.440 I've said it done with the computer screen before. Yeah, 0:15:53.480 --> 0:15:55.120 someone in our high school did it to the computer 0:15:55.360 --> 0:15:55.920 to the computer. 0:15:57.560 --> 0:16:00.200 That kid becomes the hero of the skull. Is this 0:16:00.240 --> 0:16:01.560 somebody with the iron filings? 0:16:01.640 --> 0:16:04.240 I don't know, but it scrambles the picture. 0:16:05.720 --> 0:16:06.720 And then Kirk. 0:16:06.840 --> 0:16:10.280 All it took was one high velocity marble and high 0:16:10.320 --> 0:16:13.720 sense fifty five inch TV was done. My son Oliver explained, 0:16:13.760 --> 0:16:16.720 he took objection to a cartoon character and threw whatever 0:16:16.880 --> 0:16:17.880 was closest at the screen. 0:16:18.120 --> 0:16:21.680 It was a marble and the whole new TV cracked. 0:16:21.920 --> 0:16:24.160 They only need that one little entry point, don't they? 0:16:24.200 --> 0:16:27.320 They just shatter all right? So what did the kids ruin? 0:16:27.520 --> 0:16:29.120 Or maybe it was when you were younger? What did 0:16:29.160 --> 0:16:31.280 you ruin? The mom and dad? Brighter? 0:16:31.520 --> 0:16:34.320 You're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast. 0:16:34.560 --> 0:16:37.240 Ask you this morning what did the kids ruin of yours? 0:16:37.760 --> 0:16:39.280 Or when you were a kid, what did you ruin? 0:16:40.040 --> 0:16:43.360 Christian fishing in my dad's boats, his pride and joy. 0:16:44.120 --> 0:16:46.320 When I was three, he had this amazing brand new 0:16:46.400 --> 0:16:48.480 fishing rod that was in the rod holder. I just 0:16:48.520 --> 0:16:50.080 got out of the rod holder and while he was 0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:51.880 driving the boat is chucked in the river. 0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:58.960 Said you doing that? As a kid? Go traveling? When 0:16:59.000 --> 0:17:02.040 does a fishing rod JAVELI, when are you a three 0:17:02.120 --> 0:17:04.960 year old? Let's go to Robert. Good morning Robert. 0:17:05.800 --> 0:17:08.440 Yeah, gooday mate. I've got fishing rods destroying my life 0:17:08.480 --> 0:17:12.639 as well my children two TVs within a few months. 0:17:13.000 --> 0:17:15.919 First one three year old in the lounge room playing 0:17:15.960 --> 0:17:17.880 with a little toy fishing rod with a little ball 0:17:17.920 --> 0:17:20.800 bearing on the end, swimming around, supposed to be catching 0:17:20.840 --> 0:17:23.200 the fish. Flicks the TV, bang, TV. 0:17:23.320 --> 0:17:25.840 God, what is it about bull bearings as well? With 0:17:26.000 --> 0:17:28.200 kids as well? Who thought it was a good idea 0:17:28.240 --> 0:17:29.720 to give us a leed bull bearings? 0:17:30.480 --> 0:17:32.879 You're a small child. Then the two of them paired 0:17:32.960 --> 0:17:35.280 up together, ready to go out for a night with 0:17:35.400 --> 0:17:38.520 my wife. Go to pick up my sister. Have forantic 0:17:38.600 --> 0:17:42.080 phone calls from the babysitter. There's been an incident. Get 0:17:42.240 --> 0:17:44.800 home with my sister and brother in law in the car, 0:17:45.080 --> 0:17:49.200 walk upstairs. Second TV smashed. They've jumped on the chest 0:17:49.240 --> 0:17:51.840 of drawers, pulled them all out to get what was 0:17:51.920 --> 0:17:55.480 inside the TV unit and chest of draws all over, 0:17:55.920 --> 0:17:59.160 shatter it all across the floor. Babysitter ready to go home. 0:18:00.760 --> 0:18:07.359 In tears. I reckon if your house got burgled, it 0:18:07.400 --> 0:18:09.040 will be in a better state than what your own 0:18:09.119 --> 0:18:09.520 kids did. 0:18:10.440 --> 0:18:12.720 I've got so much anxiety when they get close to 0:18:12.800 --> 0:18:13.080 the day. 0:18:14.720 --> 0:18:20.840 Yes, you got a TV PTSD, i'tuew that cinema's gold class. 0:18:21.160 --> 0:18:23.880 Well done, Thanks very much, Christian, Thanks. 0:18:24.119 --> 0:18:28.040 Sorry, Robert, thank you very much. Let's go to a Saxon. Saxon. So, 0:18:28.280 --> 0:18:30.000 was this something you did when you were younger? 0:18:31.080 --> 0:18:34.000 Yes, it actually was, k guys, So basically kind of 0:18:34.040 --> 0:18:36.520 long story short. These days, you know cars have a 0:18:36.600 --> 0:18:39.520 hands free system already built in. Well, back in the day, 0:18:39.600 --> 0:18:40.920 not all the cars used to have that. So you 0:18:40.960 --> 0:18:43.200 used to have a little black microphone just sitting above 0:18:43.240 --> 0:18:45.120 where the mirror is and next to your sun Guys, 0:18:45.119 --> 0:18:45.680