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Speaker 5: In five minutes past six Wednesday morning. Welcome to the
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Speaker 3: Patsy Conny, come on in, Jack, Good morning guys.
Speaker 4: Now, before we go any further, Jack is desperate to
Speaker 4: tell us Patsy about a work dream he had overnight.
Speaker 3: I know it's boring to tell your dreams, but this.
Speaker 4: Is war and dreams, work dreams.
Speaker 3: This could be a premonition. Note we were at the station.
Speaker 3: We're in this room, so we're all in the dream. Yep,
Speaker 3: you're in the dream as well. And all of a
Speaker 3: sudden we're playing punk rock songs instead of eighties music
Speaker 3: or polarizing.
Speaker 4: Then he's a nightmare.
Speaker 3: You're blaming me, and I said, I don't know what's
Speaker 3: going on. Something skew if with the system. Then the
Speaker 3: producers come in and say, Sue, the boss and the
Speaker 3: rest of the management at the station have wiped their
Speaker 3: comput have left the building.
Speaker 4: That's that's that's it.
Speaker 3: That's it, right, So what does that say?
Speaker 2: You're manifesting something?
Speaker 4: I tell you what. It says nothing. It's just like
Speaker 4: you know, the fires es jumping around. It actually also
Speaker 4: says it's like I said to you we.
Speaker 5: Had something else to talk about here, and you went, no, no, no, no, wait,
Speaker 5: no way, I've got that work dream.
Speaker 4: Just presumed it had left at least some length to it.
Speaker 3: I thought then we would go into like dissecting, O.
Speaker 4: Just stop it. How do we dissect that?
Speaker 3: Well, we we tipped around the bar, So like, should
Speaker 3: we say something? Should we confront them before they leave?
Speaker 5: Or so you think this is premonition, more shadowing that
Speaker 5: they're gonna wipe them. Well, it's not like you know,
Speaker 5: they've got like dodgy records or they I've got dodgy records.
Speaker 3: They've got And then if my story was getting thin,
Speaker 3: maybe you guys would jump in with the work dream
Speaker 3: you've had.
Speaker 4: Like no, I tell you I wouldn't do it because
Speaker 4: they was so boring. I've forgotten they ran out sharp piece.
Speaker 2: I had a really bad one when I worked at
Speaker 2: Nova about one of my male bosses, and it was
Speaker 2: quite one of.
Speaker 5: Those about sex, because that's how you were on the
Speaker 5: show yesterday we talk about Levy Newton, John Or.
Speaker 2: It was just like it was very concerning because it
Speaker 2: was quite saucy, and I felt traumatized when I woke up.
Speaker 5: There's one thing then a sex stream is like, that's
Speaker 5: something else, like.
Speaker 2: A power thing. Apparently that's what they hidden.
Speaker 4: Means, some kind of power thing in the can I
Speaker 4: just ask the dream the material.
Speaker 2: No, Like when you dream about what did you mean,
Speaker 2: like whips and stuff like that. No, but when you
Speaker 2: dream about someone like a colleague like that, it's usually
Speaker 2: a power tussle, is what it means.
Speaker 4: Apparently hashtag power.
Speaker 3: Now you glad I bought dreams.
Speaker 4: And Patsy you know I said, get ready to talk
Speaker 4: about magpies. Let's do it next. We should have led
Speaker 4: with it.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: First two text messages to the show Graham, what drugs
Speaker 5: is jack on?
Speaker 3: And then Tim, come on, g you've never heard you
Speaker 3: tell me you've never had a weird dream? Graham?
Speaker 5: And then Tim, Well, if it ain't nobody's favorite band Nickelback.
Speaker 4: Two happy customers already satisfaction guaranteed.
Speaker 5: You're welcome, listeners, You're welcome city Patsy. Please tell me
Speaker 5: what about the walk you went on yesterday and the magpies.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Kate producer Caitlin and I. She's motivated me.
Speaker 2: She said, come on, we're going to go for a
Speaker 2: walk once a week to start with. So we went
Speaker 2: for a beautiful walk around the MCG yesterday.
Speaker 4: Oh did you right before we go any further?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 5: So obviously Kate the right is a Jim bunny. She
Speaker 5: came in yesterday. Actually she did the show yes seeing
Speaker 5: Jim Ware and she was like jogging in and out
Speaker 5: of the studio. She was very active yesterday.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And then so did you get changed into like
Speaker 4: leisure where active work? Now?
Speaker 2: I just world what I wought a wick?
Speaker 4: Right? So you went? But then Rio said you came
Speaker 4: back with shopping bags.
Speaker 2: No that was no, that was Caitlin. That wasn't me.
Speaker 4: Oh you're an innocent byside was a fitness walk to
Speaker 4: go shopping?
Speaker 2: No, that was Caitlin's business, not mine. I might have recommended.
Speaker 5: Like like a healthy kind of walk in and out
Speaker 5: of shops.
Speaker 3: Were you in the shop, see you were you in
Speaker 3: the shop, yes.
Speaker 2: But after the walk, the walk had completed, we had
Speaker 2: done an hour around the mcg precinct. Gorgeous day, by
Speaker 2: the way, beautiful day yesterday. And then we thought, you
Speaker 2: know what, we'll grab a coffee on the way back, and.
Speaker 4: You know what, why don't we go grab some shopping shops.
Speaker 2: And there just happened to be a store that took
Speaker 2: Caitlin's eye on the way back.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, so anyway, let's go back to the walk.
Speaker 4: Then what happened?
Speaker 2: Oh well, I was waiting for Caitlin out the front
Speaker 2: of the building here and it's magpie season already, it's
Speaker 2: not spring, and maypie swooped me. It was that, you know,
Speaker 2: it's like, oh you look around.
Speaker 4: They're huge.
Speaker 2: It was massive. This seems like a pterodactyl and it
Speaker 2: just was like a metre.
Speaker 4: Dinosaurs.
Speaker 2: It's horrified.
Speaker 4: They're huge.
Speaker 5: There's one that's been sitting on my on the gate
Speaker 5: post right. It hasn't attacked me, but it just stares
Speaker 5: at me right, literally has the open it's only about
Speaker 5: a couple of feet way, hasn't gone for me, but
Speaker 5: it keeps looking at me.
Speaker 4: They're deeply mysterious animals.
Speaker 3: You guys are both in the superstition. Patty could probably
Speaker 3: tell you what that means, because isn't one magpie bad news?
Speaker 2: I don't know, is it?
Speaker 3: I think one?
Speaker 4: I just hope it doesn't mean that the bosses are leaving.
Speaker 4: They've wiped all So this is all right.
Speaker 5: My mother in law this is her first Magpie season.
Speaker 5: She moved here in January. So she's terrified because she
Speaker 5: doesn't have a cart. She's just got this little mobility scooter, right,
Speaker 5: and people were warning her hate you know, in you
Speaker 5: here in Melbourne it's Magpie season, you're going to be
Speaker 5: an old timing like you.
Speaker 4: She's got a big old booth on a gray hair.
Speaker 5: She is a very slow moving target, right, So she's terrified.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 5: So my wife said to me, look, can you do
Speaker 5: some research into this? I said, well, you do see
Speaker 5: those cyclists who've got like those.
Speaker 3: Spikes off them eraser man?
Speaker 4: Yes, do they actually work?
Speaker 2: Apparently they do? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 2: how they detract them. We used to just wear like
Speaker 2: an ice cream bucket on our heads when we came today.
Speaker 5: Hey listen, mother and Laura, okay, listen, and that's wear
Speaker 5: this ice cream bucket on your head.
Speaker 3: And as a bonus, you get to eat the napolete
Speaker 3: and ice cream.
Speaker 4: I can't rock out like that. Does anyone know what
Speaker 4: does actually work to deter these magpies? Right?
Speaker 5: Because she she actually is really worried that she's going
Speaker 5: to be swooped on? Do they swoop on everyone? Someone
Speaker 5: told me that they have a memory that can last.
Speaker 4: Up to five years.
Speaker 3: Yes, so that if she goes in and round the
Speaker 3: same tree, they'll go there. She is again on that mobility.
Speaker 4: Old Jackie slash scootera on me. Guys, that's Geer. I
Speaker 4: need Magpie advice or mother in law please Christian Connell's
Speaker 4: show podcast Magpies.
Speaker 5: My mother in law moved here in January, loved her
Speaker 5: new life in Melbourne. Has a little mobility scooter. She's
Speaker 5: in her late seventies. Has he got a car. She's terrified.
Speaker 5: She's heard all about the Magpie season. All our elderly
Speaker 5: neighbors are all warning her, you need to do something
Speaker 5: about this. You're sitting target in a slow moving momodity
Speaker 5: scooter and she is What can she do.
Speaker 4: About the magpie? Says one that's been sitting on my
Speaker 4: garden gate.
Speaker 5: Just staring at me hasn't gone for me yet, chrisin
Speaker 5: magpies are very intelligent buds there. Remember faces. If you
Speaker 5: befriend a magpie, you have a friend for their entire life.
Speaker 5: They live up to thirty years and spend their adult
Speaker 5: years in just one area, becoming familiar with the faces
Speaker 5: that belong. I was swooped from behind a few years ago,
Speaker 5: and I spun round to look at the bird. I
Speaker 5: swear he backed up with a horrified look on his
Speaker 5: face to say he flew away, leaving me alone. Befriending me.
Speaker 5: You can use bribes. They love greet you serious.
Speaker 4: I'm going to go out there today with a little
Speaker 4: bit grated mind you. Why not.
Speaker 5: I've got nothing else to lose, all right then, so
Speaker 5: we're looking for your tips, this one about magpies.
Speaker 4: Alan, good morning.
Speaker 7: Christian, Patchy and Jack.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I was listening and just listening on a call you
Speaker 7: just had that or the text you just had the
Speaker 7: exactly exactly if you if you befriend the bird, like
Speaker 7: if you feed it. If you've got birds around, magpies
Speaker 7: around your house, you feed them and everything like that,
Speaker 7: and they'll they'll recognize you and they will not swoop
Speaker 7: you right. And it is also it's only the male
Speaker 7: magpie that will swoop. The male makepie has got all
Speaker 7: all white. It's the brightest white you can see. It's
Speaker 7: any any any white with greg.
Speaker 4: Through its bird. Okay, all right, Adam, that was really illuminating.
Speaker 4: Thank you for jo have a good day. Thank you.
Speaker 5: Start again, Scottning, good morning.
Speaker 4: I think that was today. We just had today that
Speaker 4: roll the show with that incredible intel. Scott, what can
Speaker 4: you tell us about magpiece?
Speaker 1: I'll help you out there, please.
Speaker 9: I'll go with my my missus.
Speaker 10: Ads the same couple and always clings to me on
Speaker 10: the shield.
Speaker 9: So I've come up with you whistle a.
Speaker 10: Tune that'll distract the magpie and then it'll start looking
Speaker 10: for the other birds that are about to attack it.
Speaker 10: Because magpies are always attacked by other smaller birds. So
Speaker 10: when you when you whistle a tune as simple as
Speaker 10: it was, that loud enough, they will look look away.
Speaker 10: They'll just go about their business. And I swam like
Speaker 10: a mood.
Speaker 9: Put a million bucks on that.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you what, Scott, I'm going to ask you
Speaker 5: in a minute to do that whistle again and I'm
Speaker 5: going to record it and then get my mother Laud.
Speaker 4: I'll put it on a loop for an hour for her.
Speaker 5: She can just play it from speakers on her little
Speaker 5: mobility scooter, can't she.
Speaker 9: That's it million.
Speaker 10: I've given away a million dollar advice because I'm not
Speaker 10: going to paint it.
Speaker 4: Man, all right, so can you just do that whistle?
Speaker 4: Will be quite here? You do the whistle please, okay?
Speaker 7: Anyway, can't get it right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you very much. She gave us.
Speaker 10: That's you, Scott, and it will work.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much, Scott, Thank you very have a
Speaker 4: good day. Thanks mate. I were actually trying that. Uh Matt,
Speaker 4: good morning, Matt.
Speaker 8: Good hey guys. My advice for so twenty fifteen or sixteen,
Speaker 8: I enjused myself and I was off work for five months.
Speaker 8: So I started feeding too May five out the front
Speaker 8: of my house. So I did a bit of a
Speaker 8: bird made of Alcatraz and so they started coming in
Speaker 8: the house. I got really friendly. Eventually they had a
Speaker 8: baby and that fell out of a tree and I
Speaker 8: was was my family was able to go and I worked, Yeah,
Speaker 8: so I couldn't get away from cats and things and
Speaker 8: the whistle. Actually I went down to fund the parents
Speaker 8: and whistle. They folded back to my house to find
Speaker 8: out where the baby was.
Speaker 4: All right, so this is what I understand. It's a
Speaker 4: little bit moreful to hear you.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll sit down and take a breath of them
Speaker 5: for sure.
Speaker 4: Before we come on the radio, always say came into
Speaker 4: the house. He sort okay, well where would he go
Speaker 4: in the house in the kitchen or yeah, if.
Speaker 8: I didn't feed him fast and they started coming inside,
Speaker 8: it still happened in now like last week. They came
Speaker 8: in the house in the hallway, just waiting.
Speaker 4: In the hallway. I'd be terrible.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, but there was all things really good. Because
Speaker 8: in the day you fell out of the tree, my
Speaker 8: family and I went down.
Speaker 11: I'm with you.
Speaker 8: I just didn't get sleep, and I picked it up
Speaker 8: and we picked up for a few days. Names for
Speaker 8: Frank and then Frank started coming to get hurt.
Speaker 5: I just like that documentary Netflix about my octopus. It
Speaker 5: was Frank, Frank the Magpie. Great name for a remote
Speaker 5: pie as well, Frank.
Speaker 8: I thought it Frank the tank. We didn't know with
Speaker 8: the deal or for Weigan.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you able to get too close to.
Speaker 8: Uh what big thing in my babymore in lockdowns. I
Speaker 8: turned down and turned around there and I go out
Speaker 8: to one day and there was twenty one fire back yud.
Speaker 3: Some litter they heard.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, those kids, twenty one kids.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we started out to a lot of trees. Not
Speaker 8: hard to locky because cheese are scarce.
Speaker 4: Matt.
Speaker 3: One day you're going to walk into your house and
Speaker 3: they were all going to be in your horse sat you.
Speaker 4: They're overrunning you. They're building an army. They're using you.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I like the mas.
Speaker 8: You're on the Sifia.
Speaker 4: That's great, Matt. Thank you very much, you coul mate,
Speaker 4: have a good week.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Let's disagree. People who've seen what magpies can do, they're nervous.
Speaker 5: It's an emotional thing to talk about what magpies can do.
Speaker 5: Jack's actually found there's a map that shows real time
Speaker 5: magpie swooping incidents.
Speaker 3: Yeah. On the Wildlife dot VIC, dot gov dot AU
Speaker 3: website you can see a live map of Melbourne and
Speaker 3: people can submit where magpies are swooping them. Here's some
Speaker 3: tips that we didn't hear on the phones actually that
Speaker 3: you can use with the.
Speaker 4: Yeah, any tips, I'm none the wiser after twenty minutes
Speaker 4: of radio. How is that possible?
Speaker 3: Eyes on the back of your head birds may be
Speaker 3: less likely to swoop if they think you're watching them.
Speaker 3: Draw a pair of eyes and attach them to the
Speaker 3: back of hats.
Speaker 4: So the moments so far going to go around.
Speaker 5: My mother and autodose terrified of being attacked by magpies
Speaker 5: on a slow movement with scooter ice cream cart and
Speaker 5: on your head and then fake eyes on the back
Speaker 5: of her she said, think I'm spranking her.
Speaker 3: The other one is traveling groups. So if every time
Speaker 3: she wants to go out on the mobility, see.
Speaker 5: Has got with his church friends. She's befriended a load
Speaker 5: of church people. So they keep they love to they
Speaker 5: love to hang out together.
Speaker 3: Have to go into.
Speaker 4: Like the bikis the nan cheese. You're not the command
Speaker 4: cheese the nan cheese and.
Speaker 3: It says, whatever, tell Jackie this, whatever you do, do
Speaker 3: not destroy their nests. This may prompt them.
Speaker 4: For she's seventeen, she's got to go around with a
Speaker 4: spanner breaking up.
Speaker 3: This will be prolong their swooping behavior.
Speaker 5: Rios is found online and animals that hold grudges. Magpies
Speaker 5: have been found to hold a specific grudge on people
Speaker 5: for for five years. It's the worst. It's the use
Speaker 5: of the word specific that's amazing about that. There's even
Speaker 5: some evidence that they would hold grudges against their enemies families.
Speaker 4: Your enemy is my enemy.
Speaker 5: Lions have been known to develop a deep mistrust of
Speaker 5: lazy members of their own pride. Cows, one study found,
Speaker 5: can maintain a beef what I'm can maintain a.
Speaker 4: Beef for years with Heifer's who wrong them?
Speaker 3: And third day of colfax Ya.
Speaker 4: Can we make kids a Friday?
Speaker 5: Okay, yesterday we had some great stories from you guys
Speaker 5: about what your kids ruined or when you were a kid,
Speaker 5: what did you ruin as a couple that came in
Speaker 5: over Facebook overnight? Rebecca my sunper all the remotes of
Speaker 5: my husband's new phone down the toilet and repeatedly flushed it.
Speaker 4: I mean your husband loved that.
Speaker 5: Karen my son took a magnet, rubbed it all over
Speaker 5: the TV screen, ruined a bloody good TV. I didn't
Speaker 5: know a magnet would do that.
Speaker 3: I've said it done with the computer screen before. Yeah,
Speaker 3: someone in our high school did it to the computer
Speaker 3: to the computer.
Speaker 4: That kid becomes the hero of the skull. Is this
Speaker 4: somebody with the iron filings?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but it scrambles the picture.
Speaker 4: And then Kirk.
Speaker 5: All it took was one high velocity marble and high
Speaker 5: sense fifty five inch TV was done. My son Oliver explained,
Speaker 5: he took objection to a cartoon character and threw whatever
Speaker 5: was closest at the screen.
Speaker 4: It was a marble and the whole new TV cracked.
Speaker 4: They only need that one little entry point, don't they?
Speaker 4: They just shatter all right? So what did the kids ruin?
Speaker 4: Or maybe it was when you were younger? What did
Speaker 4: you ruin? The mom and dad? Brighter?
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Ask you this morning what did the kids ruin of yours?
Speaker 5: Or when you were a kid, what did you ruin?
Speaker 5: Christian fishing in my dad's boats, his pride and joy.
Speaker 5: When I was three, he had this amazing brand new
Speaker 5: fishing rod that was in the rod holder. I just
Speaker 5: got out of the rod holder and while he was
Speaker 5: driving the boat is chucked in the river.
Speaker 4: Said you doing that? As a kid? Go traveling? When
Speaker 4: does a fishing rod JAVELI, when are you a three
Speaker 4: year old? Let's go to Robert. Good morning Robert.
Speaker 13: Yeah, gooday mate. I've got fishing rods destroying my life
Speaker 13: as well my children two TVs within a few months.
Speaker 13: First one three year old in the lounge room playing
Speaker 13: with a little toy fishing rod with a little ball
Speaker 13: bearing on the end, swimming around, supposed to be catching
Speaker 13: the fish. Flicks the TV, bang, TV.
Speaker 4: God, what is it about bull bearings as well? With
Speaker 4: kids as well? Who thought it was a good idea
Speaker 4: to give us a leed bull bearings?
Speaker 13: You're a small child. Then the two of them paired
Speaker 13: up together, ready to go out for a night with
Speaker 13: my wife. Go to pick up my sister. Have forantic
Speaker 13: phone calls from the babysitter. There's been an incident. Get
Speaker 13: home with my sister and brother in law in the car,
Speaker 13: walk upstairs. Second TV smashed. They've jumped on the chest
Speaker 13: of drawers, pulled them all out to get what was
Speaker 13: inside the TV unit and chest of draws all over,
Speaker 13: shatter it all across the floor. Babysitter ready to go home.
Speaker 4: In tears. I reckon if your house got burgled, it
Speaker 4: will be in a better state than what your own
Speaker 4: kids did.
Speaker 13: I've got so much anxiety when they get close to
Speaker 13: the day.
Speaker 4: Yes, you got a TV PTSD, i'tuew that cinema's gold class.
Speaker 13: Well done, Thanks very much, Christian, Thanks.
Speaker 4: Sorry, Robert, thank you very much. Let's go to a Saxon. Saxon. So,
Speaker 4: was this something you did when you were younger?
Speaker 14: Yes, it actually was, k guys, So basically kind of
Speaker 14: long story short. These days, you know cars have a
Speaker 14: hands free system already built in. Well, back in the day,
Speaker 14: not all the cars used to have that. So you
Speaker 14: used to have a little black microphone just sitting above
Speaker 14: where the mirror is and next to your sun Guys,
Speaker 14: I remember that.
Speaker 4: Remember that has really taken me back. Do you remember
Speaker 4: that was a thing? Wow?
Speaker 13: Pretty much.
Speaker 14: What had happened was whenever I was sitting in the
Speaker 14: car waiting for Dad or doing what I was doing,
Speaker 14: I would look up and I would see those little
Speaker 14: microphone sitting there, and to me, it looks like a
Speaker 14: little action figurehead or a little man. So I used
Speaker 14: to He used to rip them off every single time
Speaker 14: I would see them, and Dad couldn't work out for
Speaker 14: the life of him, where everythings kept going so it
Speaker 14: probably got through about three or four of them and
Speaker 14: then replacing him after.
Speaker 4: That, Jaxon. That's a great one. Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: You collo have a good day, oh Jeers.
Speaker 1: Look, Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: We're into our ages of the nineties, which this week
Speaker 5: is all about the letter you.
Speaker 4: All right, so let's see you.
Speaker 5: Uma Thurman, great actress, right, brilliant, brilliant movies, great and
Speaker 5: kill Bill. However, I didn't realize that her daughter has
Speaker 5: six names. I don't mean a couple of middle names.
Speaker 5: I mean SIG's first names rosalind Arusha, r Cadina, attaalun
Speaker 5: Florence Thurman, Bassoon, and then.
Speaker 4: A lit nickname. You need a lick nickname with those names, Luna.
Speaker 4: This is unbelievable.
Speaker 3: It's just a total lack of self awareness. Surely, as
Speaker 3: you're writing that down on the birth certific you go,
Speaker 3: is it's a bit pompous.
Speaker 4: Well, the reason is right.
Speaker 5: So she just had one daughter, and she wanted to
Speaker 5: have six kids, and so what she decided to do
Speaker 5: was just because she just had the one daughter. I'll
Speaker 5: give her all the other names. I was going to
Speaker 5: name the other kids. This is only in Hollywood. Surely
Speaker 5: would you do this?
Speaker 4: There can't be anyone listening who has more than like
Speaker 4: what one name? You have a middle name, surname? You
Speaker 4: know these aren't surnames. These aren't Rosalind Thurman.
Speaker 3: I think we had a big one, jay.
Speaker 4: Z, so the smaller we want to know that. Have
Speaker 4: you got more than how would you describe it?
Speaker 3: Let's name, let's go more than four?
Speaker 5: No, because see I've got three, because I would say
Speaker 5: a middle name. My modder name is Michael. That's just
Speaker 5: but it's not my name. These are all they're all
Speaker 5: first names. That's actually it must be a huge passport.
Speaker 4: To have all their names. So if you've got more
Speaker 4: than what three names? Have you got a middle name? Patsy?
Speaker 2: Do you want to know what it is?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Otherwise it feels a bit hossible.
Speaker 2: I don't like saying it. That's why my reluctance. It's faye,
Speaker 2: what's wrong with the fun They do not like it.
Speaker 2: I'm named after a cousin, which she's lovely.
Speaker 4: It's not anything to.
Speaker 3: Backpedal now, yeah, fade down away.
Speaker 4: There's that's a lovely face named.
Speaker 3: For a cousin.
Speaker 2: What's yours?
Speaker 4: J I didn't have one.
Speaker 3: None of my siblings do too lazy to give you
Speaker 3: a second name, because my mom and dad, you know
Speaker 3: I both hated their second name. So they joined forces
Speaker 3: and said we won't give our kids the same struggles
Speaker 3: that we had.
Speaker 4: Pay is a nice name.
Speaker 11: I do not like it.
Speaker 5: Fay is a nice, little, short, punchy little Name's Michael.
Speaker 5: What I was been confirmed as a young Catholic boy
Speaker 5: when I was thirteen. You had to pick one of
Speaker 5: the Saints, and at the time I was really into
Speaker 5: my sporting icon was Michael Tyson.
Speaker 4: Mike Tyson. I didn't tell Father Tim that. I just
Speaker 4: said it was my favorite faint of all, my favorite
Speaker 4: saying I love that guy.
Speaker 5: When he beat Trevor Burberk. Father Tim, It's all right.
Speaker 5: So anyone with more than three names? And also, are
Speaker 5: you unlucky? We've got a couple of stories of some
Speaker 5: of the most unluckiest people in the world. But if
Speaker 5: you've got any story about being having rotten luck or
Speaker 5: really bad luck, we want to hear about that as well.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast have you.
Speaker 5: Got more than three names? And have you got a
Speaker 5: story of bad luck? Sarah works on our show, so toddus.
Speaker 5: She's got an old boss who are.
Speaker 4: The same, the same middle name and last name. The
Speaker 4: decisions and choices made to do that, Susie Jones Jones
Speaker 4: feels like a rock star. That's a rock star choice,
Speaker 4: isn't it. Her mom wanted to make the first name
Speaker 4: the same as well, triple j Jones Jones. My dad
Speaker 4: talked it down to just.
Speaker 5: Too I'm doing on them all and that that must
Speaker 5: have that would have gone on for a couple of days.
Speaker 5: Tot okay, Susie Jones Jones, and it's not the same
Speaker 5: as Jones Jones Jones.
Speaker 4: All right, So Jeff, good morning, Jeff.
Speaker 8: Good morning, Christian Margret.
Speaker 4: Four.
Speaker 8: I've got after my father and my name is Jeffrey
Speaker 8: John Michael King.
Speaker 4: So what is it you got, Jeffrey John Michael King.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and your brother's name is Gregory Grant Anthony King.
Speaker 4: That's a lot going on, is there. It's a lot
Speaker 4: to remember, all right, Jeff, thank you very much. That's four. Let'
Speaker 4: see if we can get any more than four. Hey,
Speaker 4: good morning, Paul.
Speaker 15: Yeah, guys, I got five names and my surname is out.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, and so give us your full name.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much.
Speaker 5: So we know the bookends. Now, we know how it
Speaker 5: starts and we know how it ends, but what's in
Speaker 5: the middle. Let's find out. It's like Tarantino playing with
Speaker 5: that timeline.
Speaker 4: What have you got for us?
Speaker 15: Okay, my name is paulas who after yeah, Joseph, we're
Speaker 15: helmeless out.
Speaker 5: You're gonna have to slow that down. Okay, So we
Speaker 5: got the Paul bit, so you're pauled. And then what's
Speaker 5: the second name?
Speaker 15: Paul, Bert, Mary, Joseph, William.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 16: Yeah.
Speaker 15: They birth certificate actually gives a long version. And the
Speaker 15: first four names are named after my granddad on my
Speaker 15: dad's side. And then my mom piped up and she said,
Speaker 15: what about us? They chat William Oney in which is
Speaker 15: my granddad on my mom's side.
Speaker 4: Gotcha? All right, Paul, thank you very much. You could
Speaker 4: have a good day.
Speaker 15: No ours, you two guys, thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: So what are we up to now?
Speaker 11: Five?
Speaker 3: Do we want to keep going?
Speaker 4: Is the bigger question.
Speaker 5: An hour ago we had trouble with magpipe corners. It
Speaker 5: feels like we've been swooped one on today's show.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells Show. Podcast.
Speaker 5: Yesterday we were taking your calls make us say Wow,
Speaker 5: and there were some amazing calls yesterday. This was after
Speaker 5: I found myself saying wow to a guy that I
Speaker 5: was making small talk with on Monday while we're one
Speaker 5: of those little windows at the side of a little
Speaker 5: cafe waiting for our hot drinks, and he asked me
Speaker 5: the time, and then I told it, and then he said, oh,
Speaker 5: I can't wear a watch. And I could tell it
Speaker 5: was hanging in the air. He wanted me to ask
Speaker 5: him why I can't wear a watch, and he told
Speaker 5: me so amazing. I did say wow.
Speaker 4: He said that I'm one of these people, one of
Speaker 4: these rare people that actually, if I wear a watch
Speaker 4: within a ta or two, the watch will stop working
Speaker 4: because I have a very strong electrical current in my body.
Speaker 4: And I did go wow. Never heard of such thing.
Speaker 5: And he said, actually, if you were, if you google
Speaker 5: why watches just stop working, we're in the top five reasons.
Speaker 5: One of the reasons is top five reasons why watches
Speaker 5: stop working is people that have excessive electrical activity in
Speaker 5: their bodies.
Speaker 3: So anyway, you have to be careful even having your
Speaker 3: watch near him. You don't want to get too close.
Speaker 5: Too close, suddenly that stops. You know, he can't go
Speaker 5: and he's banned from Big Ben. You know he can
Speaker 5: wipe that out and then overnight from one of our
Speaker 5: podcast listeners somewhere in the world, the guy called Leon Christian.
Speaker 5: I'm also one of those people that can't wear watches
Speaker 5: because of excessive electrical activity in my body. This makes
Speaker 5: you think there must be more superhumans out there, that
Speaker 5: there's something unique about the way you're put together, the
Speaker 5: way you're made in this world that isn't like the
Speaker 5: rest of us. Okay, so one of those this morning,
Speaker 5: what is unique about you? It might be something might
Speaker 5: be like, I'm sure we spoke to listeners. You've got
Speaker 5: an extra digit. I know we spoke to someone. I
Speaker 5: think it was out from Wharabe. We're an extra toe.
Speaker 5: Or it might be a webbed one or slightly webbed
Speaker 5: or something of that. So I want to know what
Speaker 5: makes you super human. A friend of mine is one
Speaker 5: of these rare people. You'll want each.
Speaker 4: Person on this team when you hear about this, we
Speaker 4: want to do this test. In a minute.
Speaker 5: He was telling me how he took part in the
Speaker 5: test because he has got an amazing a bit of
Speaker 5: tea too. You show me a picture of face and
Speaker 5: then you show me the crowd. He pick it out
Speaker 5: almost instantly. Right, He's been diagnosed as being a super recognizer.
Speaker 4: It's a big thing.
Speaker 5: Police all over the world use people members of the
Speaker 5: public who are who have this. He's a super You
Speaker 5: go on a website. Okay, I took part in the
Speaker 5: test the whole family did about two years ago when
Speaker 5: I found out about this as a just about five minutes.
Speaker 5: You go on a website and then you are contacted
Speaker 5: by the authorities.
Speaker 3: What so the government says you work for us now, but.
Speaker 4: Basically they'll show you in just they help.
Speaker 5: There are obviously they have computer software and AI that
Speaker 5: will go through a database, but actually there are humans
Speaker 5: that can do it better sometimes to pick out a
Speaker 5: criminal's face in a crowd like.
Speaker 3: A live, real life web.
Speaker 5: Yes, so it gives you all these images to look at.
Speaker 5: It gives you like two faces to look for, and
Speaker 5: then next second you'll see like ten faces and you've
Speaker 5: got to try and pick them out as quick as possible.
Speaker 5: Tays about five minutes if you If you win it
Speaker 5: and you are a super recognizer, you get contacted. You
Speaker 5: get to ask to go and work and they get
Speaker 5: you to do stuff. So my friend justin, he's been
Speaker 5: used quite a few times. He's a super recognized. There's
Speaker 5: something about the way his brain is so once to
Speaker 5: this morning. What makes you unique? Are you a superhuman?
Speaker 4: Jackie Boar? You reckon? You might have someone in your
Speaker 4: family who's a superhuman.
Speaker 3: My dad is a web toe to me between the
Speaker 3: third and second toe. He's webbed on by fate just
Speaker 3: one foot, but probably give him a slight advantage when swimming.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he'd be a bit quicker. He's a superhuman. Okay,
Speaker 4: a brighter.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Question o'cyls show podcast, So.
Speaker 4: Are you a superhuman?
Speaker 5: Leon is one of the rare people who can't wear
Speaker 5: a watch because he has excessive for electrical activity in
Speaker 5: his body. He will stop a watch within twenty four hours.
Speaker 5: Just add an email from Debbie doesn't want.
Speaker 4: To call in. She's got three nipples. Oh wow, yeah,
Speaker 4: the extra one. You wouldn't Actually, you're right, yes, that
Speaker 4: backup one. It's having three taps, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Do you think they're all hooked up or as one?
Speaker 4: She said?
Speaker 5: The extra one is a lot smaller than the other two. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm glad we could have this theory that actually quizzing
Speaker 5: her about the size of her nipples. All right, so
Speaker 5: what makes you superhuman? Nine four one four one o
Speaker 5: four three we go. First of all, we got to
Speaker 5: Rob superhuman.
Speaker 10: Rob.
Speaker 11: Good morning guys, I very soon on the same line,
Speaker 11: but down the other way.
Speaker 8: And I've got a friend that's got three testicles.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 7: And as a younger guy, as a.
Speaker 11: Young teenager, he won a hell of a lot of
Speaker 11: money of the pub boy counting the.
Speaker 4: Mail a what a pub trick? Huh in Vegas where
Speaker 4: the old three tracker show? Oh yeah, one a lot
Speaker 4: of money betting people in pubs. As a young clearing
Speaker 4: up town to town, they would go weekend to weekend.
Speaker 3: What is it like a three card money?
Speaker 4: Yes? Yes, but what a reveal? Is this your car?
Speaker 4: This is your testicle? This is your card? Now, Rob,
Speaker 4: you love this?
Speaker 5: So you might have spoken when you called into our
Speaker 5: producer Kate, and she was obviously worried about how somebody
Speaker 5: might get upset with the word testicle. So she's labeled
Speaker 5: you up on our phone system. Here, Rob has three mangrapes.
Speaker 4: I find the phrase mangrapes even more unsettling, Caitlyn than testicles,
Speaker 4: which is the correct medical term mangrapes. You did, you
Speaker 4: put it very nice, A hell of a lot better
Speaker 4: than mangrapes.
Speaker 5: All right, superhuman Rob with the threat with his mate's
Speaker 5: got the three main groups, Thank you very much recording him.
Speaker 4: Jeeves Man, great man, someone called Marvel. Now they can
Speaker 4: expand that universe. Dale, come on.
Speaker 9: Him, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 2: How are you going?
Speaker 4: I'm good, Dal, So are you a superhuman?
Speaker 13: Not me?
Speaker 9: My two week old son?
Speaker 15: So I heard Jack.
Speaker 9: Jack's got a son and who was super smart blowing bubbles?
Speaker 9: I raise him, And I've got a super strong baby.
Speaker 4: How strong is your baby?
Speaker 9: Well, at one week old, he rolled over from stomach
Speaker 9: to back five times in one day.
Speaker 4: That's impressive, actually really impressive. That doesn't make him a
Speaker 4: herculean strong man.
Speaker 9: And he was also born premature at thirty six and
Speaker 9: a half weeks, so.
Speaker 3: He's ahead of the game. Yeah he'll be doing as soon.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll be moving out in about a four weeks time.
Speaker 5: He's so really accelerating everything, isn't he.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: How many of you last night would have gone online,
Speaker 5: maybe watched a couple of videos of Olivia Newton.
Speaker 4: John. My wife came in and found me watching physical.
Speaker 3: And he didn't even know that Olivia had passed away.
Speaker 4: And I know that that's every Tuesday night. And we
Speaker 4: started to watch Grease.
Speaker 5: I said, let's put Grease on, and I know that
Speaker 5: actually smart thing abou Channel nine yesterday they put Grease
Speaker 5: on last night.
Speaker 4: Great, great thing.
Speaker 3: We watched it as well. It's such a good feel.
Speaker 5: It's the songs are brilliant, the giography is great, and
Speaker 5: the chemistry with John chivolt and obviously Living Newton. John
Speaker 5: is so electric stood all these what forty odd years later,
Speaker 5: and I didn't realize that he got hired first. John
Speaker 5: Travolta was obviously a big star. I think Saturday Night
Speaker 5: Fever must already been out in urban Cowboy. So he
Speaker 5: got hired first. And there was a lot of other
Speaker 5: people I interviewed, by the way, Henry Winkler years ago,
Speaker 5: he turned it down. Henry Winkler was offered the role
Speaker 5: of Danny.
Speaker 3: Zuko the original Leather Jacket.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, they just went for you're a great in leather.
Speaker 4: You could do it. And also Henry Windle at the
Speaker 4: time looked a really old man.
Speaker 5: Most of that crew are in their late twenties and thirties,
Speaker 5: so actually Henry Winkler was in his forties then. I mean,
Speaker 5: I remember watching the time, thinking, so is this setting
Speaker 5: like an adult college?
Speaker 4: They're not a high school?
Speaker 3: That stood out to be so much last night that
Speaker 3: I had to actually google their ages because I was
Speaker 3: like they saying it he just turned eighteen.
Speaker 4: Yes, we're at clearly a man his mate Stubble, and
Speaker 4: I remember watching as a kid feeling very insecure, like
Speaker 4: why a not I like Kinnicki some of the others
Speaker 4: like really well ripped and to find So.
Speaker 3: I looked it up last night everybody's ages.
Speaker 4: So what were this is?
Speaker 5: So when when Greece was made? How old were the
Speaker 5: actual car slight? How old was John Travolta.
Speaker 3: Twenty four, He's the youngest of everybody at twenty.
Speaker 4: Four, playing an eighteen year old boy.
Speaker 3: Frenchy twenty seven, Sandy twenty nine, Sonny, one of the
Speaker 3: crew in Want of Danny's Crew thirty two, Riz was
Speaker 3: thirty four. That's like me now playing an eighteen year
Speaker 3: old in a movie.
Speaker 5: To that yeah, I need to know who else what
Speaker 5: other actors? Actresses are thirty four? Margot Robbie is right,
Speaker 5: so that's like her. Now we all know Margot Robbie
Speaker 5: playing in an eighteen year old girl. We're not gonna
Speaker 5: buy it, but the movie's still fantastic.
Speaker 3: It's streaming. Was it on stand or on Prime?
Speaker 4: I think a sort stand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's streaming now. It's actually worth one again.
Speaker 5: However, I've got to be honest, right, So to the teenagers,
Speaker 5: they watched some of it with us and they were like,
Speaker 5: the message of this movie isn't very great. Well, basically,
Speaker 5: you know, look at me, I'm sandady for my lousy virginity.
Speaker 5: And then there's a messages basically squares need to drop
Speaker 5: the glass and put out they were going from their eyes.
Speaker 4: I'm like, give the song, the song slightness, so a hand,
Speaker 4: give not that one some of the other songs. Perhapsy
Speaker 4: did you watch it.
Speaker 2: Last night instead?
Speaker 4: Oh you went the wrong way? Santa is not a
Speaker 4: great Have you love Olivia and John? But the movie
Speaker 4: is not great.
Speaker 2: No, it's pretty. It's got Jim Kelly in it.
Speaker 4: Hello, I don't care a movie.
Speaker 3: It was a non movie. It doesn't even really stop it.
Speaker 2: I won't have it. I'm not having a space, all right.
Speaker 1: Okay, look Christian Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: All right, So on yesterday's show there was some it's
Speaker 5: like a Netflix series. You couldn't turn it off. I
Speaker 5: want to hear an update one another one. When's the
Speaker 5: next one being released? Ronda Brown sent me a very
Speaker 5: sad email that sadly should put a bins out on
Speaker 5: Monday night and woke up Tuesday morning and they had
Speaker 5: been stolen, all right, just a normal green binda okay,
Speaker 5: and they've been stolen. And so I was trying to
Speaker 5: help Brown out Bubby and reunited with her bin. It's
Speaker 5: taken from her place, number sixty one. And there's an
Speaker 5: update today, Christian. Still no sign of the bin around
Speaker 5: the council. They said it's isn't it isn't unknown for
Speaker 5: it swallowed up by the trucks or the garbos. They're
Speaker 5: going to need to check the footage. They're going to
Speaker 5: replace it anyway, should be delivered sometime the next three days.
Speaker 5: So in case you're wondering this morning, like is he
Speaker 5: why isn't he say anything?
Speaker 4: Is it sad?
Speaker 12: Ending?
Speaker 5: And then as as mentioned as the Patsy just now
Speaker 5: you told us how you know that bins will have
Speaker 5: a Cereal code on them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they've all got a serial number on them which
Speaker 2: traces them back to your address.
Speaker 4: Why do they have that?
Speaker 2: I don't know?
Speaker 4: And how do you know that?
Speaker 5: This is quite an incredible story. Actually that Patsy told
Speaker 5: us about murder trial.
Speaker 4: She wants work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ages ago in the nineties had to cover a
Speaker 2: murder trial. That's quite grizzly.
Speaker 4: So they often are, aren't they. The two go hand
Speaker 4: in hand. I've not heard of any unbrizzly ones.
Speaker 2: But disposed of a body in a wheely bin and
Speaker 2: then dump the bins somewhere else the bind the corner.
Speaker 4: It's a lazy killer in me. I just I just
Speaker 4: take it back to number fifty five on the right,
Speaker 4: you know, the where the road bends around there that
Speaker 4: old couple live. Maybe they get pulled in for it.
Speaker 3: Your back quick body, Oh, don't.
Speaker 4: Worry, it's miles away. They never find it around the corner.
Speaker 2: So they found it. They tried to see all the
Speaker 2: lids shut, so they had to cut a hole in
Speaker 2: the side of it. And but what the person that
Speaker 2: dune the body it tried to do is actually like
Speaker 2: cut a square out of the bin where the serial
Speaker 2: number was, only it fell inside the bin instead of outside,
Speaker 2: so when they opened it up, the number was inside
Speaker 2: and they could trace it back to the murderer's home.
Speaker 5: Tell you what, Patsy, you should be doing a podcast
Speaker 5: every week? How many of these christly stories have you
Speaker 5: got lodged in there?
Speaker 4: Too many?
Speaker 2: Too many?
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you well, Christian no connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: What is your weakest claim to fame?
Speaker 5: No claim to fame is two weak and we really
Speaker 5: do test that promise every single week.
Speaker 4: What have you got for us today? We never know
Speaker 4: what we're going to cool from cool? Here's some of
Speaker 4: last week's business, like show business.
Speaker 17: My husband Marshall and John Travolta's playing extra.
Speaker 15: Secured a football.
Speaker 3: Rob Harvey helped me get a selfie with John Cena,
Speaker 3: the wrestler from the Stafe.
Speaker 12: I I had to take a photo from my Huckerberg's
Speaker 12: wife been rescued Margo Robbie out.
Speaker 1: Of a drag question O'Connell's weakest claim to face?
Speaker 4: Yes, you probably listened that going wait? Is that the
Speaker 4: best of like the year?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 4: Just last week. Where were you? That's Wednesday night, all right,
Speaker 4: So Heather, good morning, Heather.
Speaker 12: Oh hi guys.
Speaker 6: Yeah, my cousin works in a record shop in the
Speaker 6: UK and this, yeah, my weakest claim to fame. And
Speaker 6: her purse got stolen from the back room while she
Speaker 6: was busy. But we're out in the shop anyway. This
Speaker 6: guy came out and consoled her.
Speaker 12: She's in tears and she's all upset, and he was.
Speaker 6: He was really nice to her. Then a couple of
Speaker 6: days later she received a parcel addressed to her and
Speaker 6: it was a book of the Rolling Stones and it
Speaker 6: had a note in it saying, hope this restores a
Speaker 6: little faith in people and with three hundred quid, and
Speaker 6: she was just blown away. It was Throlling Stones, Like.
Speaker 3: Really wow, So Heather, how did we get from A
Speaker 3: to B?
Speaker 6: The kid who or the guy that consoled her was
Speaker 6: Richards missing.
Speaker 4: It was the entire bands.
Speaker 3: You shouldn't record shop if you can't recognize the Rolling
Speaker 3: Stones giving you.
Speaker 4: That's why they sent her the book. That's us, you
Speaker 4: know those people the other day, it's all of us.
Speaker 4: We are the Rolling Stones. If anyone asked our records,
Speaker 4: please be sure to dig them.
Speaker 18: Out because she's incredible.
Speaker 4: It's a lovely story, good old Keith Riches. That is lovely. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: that's nice. And can I just ask you something?
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 5: At the beginning of the call, I got the feeling
Speaker 5: that you were finishing a mouthful of food. Were you
Speaker 5: enjoying a piece of toast?
Speaker 17: Maybe?
Speaker 4: No, say sorry that it's the morning. You do whatever
Speaker 4: you need to do, Heather, Thank you very much you call,
Speaker 4: and I enjoyed that toast.
Speaker 6: Oh god, tickie.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells Show podcast.
Speaker 5: The one thousand dollars Call of the Week is back.
Speaker 5: So every Friday for our favorite call, the best call,
Speaker 5: we give you one thousand dollars. Many of them over
Speaker 5: the last coul of weeks come from this feature. Your
Speaker 5: weakest claim to fame we will see so far then
Speaker 5: Rolling Stones.
Speaker 4: Sending a book? All right, So what else have we
Speaker 4: got here? Lex? Good morning, Lex, Good morning.
Speaker 12: My weakest claim to fame, which I am desperately hoping
Speaker 12: is golden kettleworthy, is that I had Prince come into
Speaker 12: the Uptown theater I was working at in Minneapolis as
Speaker 12: a teenager, and he rented out the whole cinema, so
Speaker 12: he could watch Mure Holland drive by himself without the
Speaker 12: pedestrians around him.
Speaker 5: This is a good of course he's from. I was
Speaker 5: Pacer Parkers as well. He hide out and just he
Speaker 5: can watch it by himself. Mr Hulland drive just by
Speaker 5: while he had.
Speaker 12: It like passive people with him.
Speaker 4: And he came power generation there all the machinery, wrestler yet.
Speaker 12: About a half a dozen like people in a bodyguard
Speaker 12: person and we had to block the doors and nobody
Speaker 12: else could go in and bother them while they were
Speaker 12: watching the movie corn and candy and yeah, so.
Speaker 3: Like is they were way to hire the whole cinnamore.
Speaker 3: Did he literally buy every ticket, every.
Speaker 12: Scene, every ticket like he had and I didn't get
Speaker 12: to talk.
Speaker 4: I was pretty a little more rock. That is what
Speaker 4: a great story he gave you as well.
Speaker 12: Yeah, like we weren't allowed to talk to him. His bodyguard.
Speaker 12: He was standing behind his bodyguard, and his bodyguard ordered
Speaker 12: all the tickets and he said, we want to buy.
Speaker 3: Him And did he do you know if he ate
Speaker 3: popcorn chuck tops, he's gonna have popcorns.
Speaker 12: We have a candy called snow caps, which are like
Speaker 12: little chocolates coming up hundreds of thousand, sort of. So
Speaker 12: he got those and he got a big popcorn, and yeah,
Speaker 12: and he put his he put his he put his
Speaker 12: snow caps into his popcorn.
Speaker 4: And tell me this right, because Prince, he said he
Speaker 4: was a little fellow, even in those high heel boots.
Speaker 4: Did he ask one of those little booster seats. I
Speaker 4: don't forget that booster seat, lex, Lex, you give us
Speaker 4: a story like that about Prince. You have the last
Speaker 4: golden kettle.
Speaker 12: All right, my kettle keeps shooting out my electricity.
Speaker 4: Well there you go.
Speaker 5: You can have the last golden one, Lex, brilliant story.
Speaker 5: Such a great Thank you so much, no, thank you,
Speaker 5: well done.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast.
Speaker 16: Damn oh hello Hi. My weakest claim to same is
Speaker 16: that my parents in the nineteen sixties had Skippy the
Speaker 16: kangaroo in there having a cup of tea. And it
Speaker 16: was actually that they took photos of it in the Sun.
Speaker 13: Paper.
Speaker 16: Yeah, so that was a very long time ago, because
Speaker 16: I'm getting very old.
Speaker 4: Skip Skippy's really old. I mean he's a forget about
Speaker 4: you do.
Speaker 3: Where was he having at your own dad's house?
Speaker 4: Was he on tour?
Speaker 16: A hotel in Richmond. It was more like hotel in Richmond.
Speaker 4: Were was this in there with some ladies or what
Speaker 4: was going on?
Speaker 16: They just went into a publicity stunt because my parents
Speaker 16: because Channel nine used to be around the corner, so
Speaker 16: Channel nine used to come in quite.
Speaker 4: A bit skippy.
Speaker 3: I think what happened is the show got canceled.
Speaker 4: Hey you seeing don't you drinking all day? Every day?
Speaker 3: I used to be.
Speaker 4: For me drink. I'll tell you what about it, Diane,
Speaker 4: great story, Thank you very much.
Speaker 16: Okay, thank you, buye.
Speaker 4: Let's go to we got here. Matt.
Speaker 18: Good morning, Matt, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 5: How I'm good Matt. Welcome to the show. So what's
Speaker 5: your week claim to fame?
Speaker 11: Thank you?
Speaker 18: My week claimed? The frame is that my wife's great
Speaker 18: granddad invented the Chico roll out in Bendigo.
Speaker 4: This is strong. It's actually very strong.
Speaker 18: And I think his name was Frank mcincrowe, and I
Speaker 18: think the story behind it is he was in Asia
Speaker 18: and found this nice kind of similar thing to the
Speaker 18: Chico role. I couldn't find it over here in Australia,
Speaker 18: so he's made it himself.
Speaker 5: Wow, that's incredible, Matt. Thank you very much his story.
Speaker 5: Take care, Thank you, Brooke. Good morning, Good morning morning Brook.
Speaker 5: What's your weakest claim to faine?
Speaker 12: My son Jack just wants to say it quickly.
Speaker 17: My granddad Valley Olivier John's house in Ashtonville.
Speaker 4: Wow, Jack, that is an amazing claim to face.
Speaker 5: So your granddad valued Olivia Newton John's house in Maceden,
Speaker 5: Is that right?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 15: I did not, then new sat By. I was up
Speaker 15: there Iron Bay.
Speaker 5: They're going to speak a bit clear if he's on
Speaker 5: the radio. But Jack, thank you very much for telling
Speaker 5: the story. That was incredible.
Speaker 13: He's very nervous.
Speaker 4: Oh hell, Jack will send you a price. Okay, thank
Speaker 4: you for his story.
Speaker 13: It is hi.
Speaker 4: Turning off the next generation. Here we going, Marcus, Good
Speaker 4: morning radio DJ. Everybody. I've done him a favor. Marcus,
Speaker 4: good morning.
Speaker 17: Yes, good morning Christian. My weakest climb to fame was
Speaker 17: that in the mid nineties I worked in a video
Speaker 17: store with my brother and we served Gene Simmons from
Speaker 17: Kiss who never returned his videos.
Speaker 5: Come on, Jeane there beyond late and please rewind who
Speaker 5: knows he's probably doing this in every city.
Speaker 4: In the world. Yes, what a great scam. When you're
Speaker 4: on tour, go and get all those movies and not
Speaker 4: bring them back. Predator Commando.
Speaker 13: Absolutely and back then as well.
Speaker 17: I used to accumulate lately for every day his videos
Speaker 17: will return late and I ended up writing up his
Speaker 17: late seas to the value of around twenty grand, so,
Speaker 17: which is about five years laid up when when the
Speaker 17: store plays down.
Speaker 4: Maybe that's why this year is the last of a
Speaker 4: Kissed Cruise, is why tracking.
Speaker 1: Down possibly servant Marie.
Speaker 3: Marcus, do you remember any of the titles he got?
Speaker 17: No, I don't actually know. My brother and I sort
Speaker 17: of walked around the store with him for about twenty
Speaker 17: minutes giving him our recommendations and they were down to concert.
Speaker 17: They price to concert, but.
Speaker 4: Returned them.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 17: I was a big Armie fan, you know, so you
Speaker 17: no product of the eighties myself, so yeah, I would
Speaker 17: have given him those sort of recommendations, no doubt. I
Speaker 17: can't remember exactly what they were.
Speaker 5: It was so very fussy because there was only ever
Speaker 5: about five new releases, weren't there, And then like Square.
Speaker 3: I've never heard of it, Like a shopping assistant one.
Speaker 17: Oh that was that was a service Rey provided a
Speaker 17: movie land in Richmond, that's where it was.
Speaker 4: Kicking on a Richmond today, isn't it? Marcus? A great story.
Speaker 17: Thank you very much, Thanks Christian, cheers mate, have a
Speaker 17: good day you Jim.
Speaker 4: Good Jim. What's your clean to fame for us?
Speaker 15: I actually gave Sir Edmund Hillary directions.
Speaker 4: Well that is an amazing one. Obviously he's lost without
Speaker 4: sher potencing.
Speaker 13: M.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much, you cal well done. It's a
Speaker 4: great one.
Speaker 16: No worry.
Speaker 9: Thanks by Steve.
Speaker 4: Good morning.
Speaker 9: Gooday Christian, Hey Steve, thanks to go on the.
Speaker 4: Show and your last today. What have you got from
Speaker 4: the center claim to fame?
Speaker 11: Well, back in the nineties, I was a big Carlton
Speaker 11: support I still am, and I was a member and
Speaker 11: we had a member's day down at Luna Park and
Speaker 11: I went out, went up to the great Sticks Coonerhan
Speaker 11: and said to him, you want to go on the
Speaker 11: scenic railway mate? And we went on the scene railway.
Speaker 4: Wow, we've he just joins your family.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, it was just like a family day. So yeah,
Speaker 11: I just walked up to him and said you want
Speaker 11: to go on the right mate, and he goes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no.
Speaker 3: Voice and that big mullet would have been flying in the.
Speaker 4: Steve Goat want to end on thank you very much.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: On today's time way stuff today is mind your manner's, Dame,
Speaker 4: mind your manners please.
Speaker 5: Some little known etiquette rules we may be breaking. Separating
Speaker 5: the salt from the pepper. They should ever, apparently only
Speaker 5: ever we passed down the table as a couple.
Speaker 3: Really never knew that that's efficient though.
Speaker 4: Don't hold your drink in your right hands.
Speaker 5: Your right hand is your social hand, apparently meant for
Speaker 5: mingling with guests, maybe in a handsy time, but not
Speaker 5: these days, but a drinking it.
Speaker 4: Keep it away.
Speaker 5: Putting your napkin on the table when you get up,
Speaker 5: you're supposed to fold it and place it on your chair.
Speaker 5: I thought fold it and place it on the table,
Speaker 5: and cutting up your added with a knife to eat it.
Speaker 4: Apparently it's rude perform your.
Speaker 5: Hand actually cutting up. The kids are horrified every time.
Speaker 5: If I get a chicken Palmer, I would always slice
Speaker 5: up the chicken to cool it down.
Speaker 3: I sized up my chicken too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if they say this sort of thing, a child.
Speaker 3: Does, make it into manageable, Yes, all at once.
Speaker 4: As soon as I get it, She could like harving
Speaker 4: it all up. Yeah, it gets it's too hot otherwise
Speaker 4: to scoldly on the roof of my mouth.
Speaker 5: All right, so today we're looking for your polite movies.
Speaker 5: Polite movies? What are they watching on the polite movie channel?
Speaker 4: I am man. He could be a bit rude sometimes,
Speaker 4: but iron.
Speaker 11: I know, I know.
Speaker 3: It's a long name. It is bronze.
Speaker 4: Oh brother, how art thou?
Speaker 3: Silver plus?
Speaker 4: That's isn't it? Do you know what? It's none of
Speaker 4: my business what you did last summer? Found it apocalypse?
Speaker 12: Wow?
Speaker 4: Have you done something different with your hair? That's polite?
Speaker 15: That is polite?
Speaker 4: Saving Private Ryan? What's his bloody done? That isn't That's
Speaker 4: not very That's not very polite, is it? Mind? Jim
Speaker 4: Man is broke right, No, I tell you what. It's
Speaker 4: more polite behaving Private Ryan.
Speaker 3: That's a goal.
Speaker 4: I don't need to go and save him. He's just
Speaker 4: sat there dirty dancing. That was rude, that mind. Jim
Speaker 4: Man is sweezy, daintily dancing a nice little paralel. Catch
Speaker 4: me if you Canada, Catch me if you Canada. That's
Speaker 4: so high mate, catch me if you're Canada. Thank you?
Speaker 4: All right, Jackie boy, polite.
Speaker 3: Movies, curtsy rich Asians.
Speaker 4: Give you a guy.
Speaker 5: Now, you didn't see a look on his face? He
Speaker 5: was probably I couldn't haven't got it in me? Or
Speaker 5: mind you manster Tomatow different.
Speaker 4: Re attractively downgraded to my but today, Yeah, I have
Speaker 4: a go.
Speaker 3: With apocalypse Bell not a curtainer of mating.
Speaker 4: I hope it's a yeah, silver.
Speaker 3: Civil psychopaths not seven civil psychopaths. No, and you know
Speaker 3: it as well, Harold, and come I go to polite Castle.
Speaker 4: No, you've just put the word Shindler's polite list.
Speaker 3: That I am going downhill here, nice world, spice World.
Speaker 4: Come on, if I read these out? What you doing?
Speaker 4: Read these ones? Own? Graded? Is that the last riding?
Speaker 11: As?
Speaker 4: You got another bad one? All right to the other
Speaker 4: bad one to kill the music?
Speaker 3: Say almost squire? A squire is kind of like a
Speaker 3: polite man.
Speaker 4: I'll give you. Perhaps he is terrible.
Speaker 1: Come on, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: What is the point of daytime? Silly?
Speaker 5: We have a TV studio and we got the TV
Speaker 5: screen on and we do it just to hate watch it.
Speaker 5: I won't name the channel. It makes us feel good
Speaker 5: at the moment.
Speaker 4: There's a five minute segment with a flipping recipe for
Speaker 4: pesto salven where you could get.
Speaker 5: You can get on the internet within two seconds print off.
Speaker 5: We don't need to see Koshi. With all the ingredients
Speaker 5: out there naming no names, I'm never going to invite
Speaker 5: on that.
Speaker 3: The Maine popcorn. You don't need a segment for making pubcorn.
Speaker 3: They do waste a bit of time in the morning.
Speaker 4: It shouldn't be called sunrise, should be called filler, and
Speaker 4: today on filler. I know there's now that there's a
Speaker 4: recipe for walnuts sad Oh you're really I don't know
Speaker 4: where I could find a recipe for a walnuts salads.
Speaker 4: You hadn't heard it. Let's watch it on dem So
Speaker 4: I've got a Netflix tonight, Sunrise and chill. That's what
Speaker 4: I would say. How about that walnut sadad? There great recipe?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 5: So today polite movies, just mind your manner's day. Juke's biggelow,
Speaker 5: the punctual jigglow Silver, We got polite movies, says the
Speaker 5: time Wayster. Welcome back to the future, Andrea, that's very good.
Speaker 5: Platoonic sort of platoon platoonic platonic.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I've screwed that up. Sorry, Dean, Oh dean, mind
Speaker 4: you mind this, Dean, I'll swear me like that.
Speaker 5: Stop or my mother will chuck you into a bed
Speaker 5: and read you a nice bedtime story.
Speaker 4: That deserves Chris lock Stock and two smiling barrels Bronze
Speaker 4: and you have smiling barrels, Darryl. When Harry praised Sally,
Speaker 4: you look great, Sally.
Speaker 3: Silver plus.
Speaker 5: Die gracefully instead of die Hard'd been good.
Speaker 4: Gold that is for me, I only ever taste in
Speaker 4: once a week. Both Welcome back, buff the god bless
Speaker 4: you father, Gold plus Nick, well done, eat the etiquete Terrestrial,
Speaker 4: very politely, Alien, excuse my big finger, dude, please take
Speaker 4: my car. Gold, These are so good a mark instead
Speaker 4: of the police Academy Please Academy Silver, dr No, thank you, Gold,
Speaker 4: Classic Pond movie pol like one.
Speaker 5: That's a great one, well done. The good, the bad,
Speaker 5: and the cuddly not the ugly, the cudling Mike, thank you.
Speaker 5: Give Mama a seat on the train. Oh Dear's God
Speaker 5: stand for hours?
Speaker 4: Mark, may I flash while I dance instead of flash
Speaker 4: dance Now that's ready, pie, flash and dance and say
Speaker 4: may I any mind's consentral I think you'll still get Okay,
Speaker 4: don't use that as a defense. I did ask, honey,
Speaker 4: I grounded the kids.
Speaker 2: No, he's not polite.
Speaker 4: Number, it's rude. It's rude to point break so good boe,
Speaker 4: well done.
Speaker 5: Strip please instead of the movie strip, tease strip please.
Speaker 3: I did ask.
Speaker 4: Alien versus predator in rock paper sisters. Not really, it's
Speaker 4: not polite. It's not the most polite thing you can do.
Speaker 4: Men who nod it goes?
Speaker 11: All right?
Speaker 3: That was a great bun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, who's getting the credit? Owse tickets? Very hard to pick.
Speaker 3: Let's go. God bless you father Nick.
Speaker 4: Okay, not the best, but it's the only one he
Speaker 4: can remember. Arbitrary parking every day?
Speaker 1: What's the point the Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Do you think they put that recipe up again for
Speaker 4: that pesto salmon because they've got a pen and paper
Speaker 4: of couse. She asked me to happy come back to it.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I'm gonna be up on the Wet
Speaker 4: Summrise website or Instagram. All right, Tomorrow's show today Tomorrow morning.
Speaker 5: Every Thursday, we do this, we call the Naked Ol
Speaker 5: From seven to eight tomorrow morning, we have no songs.
Speaker 5: We give you the theme and we ask you to
Speaker 5: pick the song. So the Naked Our the theme tomorrow
Speaker 5: is an entire hour of songs picked by you. The
Speaker 5: theme tomorrow just talking about a living in Newton, John.
Speaker 5: How many great music it was? Today we played on
Speaker 5: one of the many great songs from.
Speaker 4: The movie Grease. Great movies with great songs. What's a
Speaker 4: great movie song? There are so many.
Speaker 5: Movies now where they just put this song. So well,
Speaker 5: whenever you hear the song, you think of the movie,
Speaker 5: you think of the scene.
Speaker 4: That's the one.
Speaker 5: The whole hour of those great songs in a movie tomorrow.
Speaker 5: So if you want to get in there early, email
Speaker 5: us make your case. Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com.
Speaker 5: Today you I'm off too eight that's Pesto Salmon. I'm
Speaker 5: back tomorrow, guys. Thank you very much for listening all
Speaker 5: your calls today. Loved all the calls of the week.
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Speaker 4: Well.
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