Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney fell several meters from a
Speaker 2: trapeze while performing in the musical Pipot.
Speaker 1: Some things that make more sense than others bring pikes, nurseries,
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Speaker 4: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults?
Speaker 2: Shood? Why is life so expensive? I'm not even having.
Speaker 5: A good time.
Speaker 2: This is just a couple of mitches. What about me?
Speaker 2: Don't forget No, he.
Speaker 1: Is Mitui and it's for seventy four back in studio together.
Speaker 6: Thanks for tuning in. We've brought back one of our
Speaker 6: favorite gest hosts from the past.
Speaker 1: Yeah, episode seventy four you thought let's bring us in
Speaker 1: a hole.
Speaker 6: Exactly from the edge ninety six to one. We've got
Speaker 6: Nat Penfold here with Yeah.
Speaker 2: Hi, guys also kissed one six five on the weekend.
Speaker 5: If you have a couple of listeners that'll be very
Speaker 5: happy about my return, I've got some fans.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we've had a bunch of people say get Nat
Speaker 6: Penfold on again.
Speaker 1: So here you are, Price Keepy Jenner is here. How's
Speaker 1: the tension between you two because we know you actually
Speaker 1: have a rivalry.
Speaker 7: I didn't want to be here today.
Speaker 1: I can feel the energy in the room. Are you
Speaker 1: okay with Jenna?
Speaker 5: I just won't look that way. I forget she's there,
Speaker 5: ye throaring black as well. It just blends into this.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I just hate her.
Speaker 1: So it's good to have you here, Nat, and good
Speaker 1: to have you back Mitchell back from Boton Gate.
Speaker 6: Thank you very much. I'm going to be doing a
Speaker 6: TikTok school with you guys later, which I'm excited about.
Speaker 6: That's where I bring some challenges that I think you'd
Speaker 6: be good at.
Speaker 8: Nat.
Speaker 6: You're involved as well.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you.
Speaker 1: That's very exciting.
Speaker 2: He couldn't leave me out. That'd be weird. I didn't.
Speaker 2: Just sitting there, go well done, all right, you've.
Speaker 6: Done your moment.
Speaker 1: Do you remember how this works? At you bring if
Speaker 1: it is your first time listening. By the way, this
Speaker 1: is just me. We bring something we've noticed, something we
Speaker 1: hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitchell's.
Speaker 1: So Jenna. Sometimes when there's a guest throws one in.
Speaker 6: Yeah you can do it if you want.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, great, Jenny can do four gems home run.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we should we die for right in. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't think I'm ready to do it first mine.
Speaker 2: Mine's very intense, So I don't think i'll go first one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll kick it off ready, all right, here we
Speaker 1: go first of the day.
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Do you not know what to do on a first date?
Speaker 6: As in like activity wise, like where do you go?
Speaker 6: How do you spend the first date?
Speaker 2: It's an awkward thing to do.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, because it's like I don't want to go
Speaker 6: to a restaurant that seems really like formal very and
Speaker 6: I feel a.
Speaker 2: Bit coffee is even worse. That's that's a job interview.
Speaker 1: I haven't been on a first date in a long time.
Speaker 2: I've told this story.
Speaker 1: I've only been on like two first dates of three
Speaker 1: that were with women. But first with hate with Hayden
Speaker 1: was really romantic. I went all out. But the first
Speaker 1: date with this other guy that I saw before Hayden
Speaker 1: was was it was awful. He had the metallic spine,
Speaker 1: he was a bionical remember, Yes, it was awful.
Speaker 6: First into a freezing cold lookout, not realizing a metal up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, let's look at let's look at the
Speaker 1: center point tower and have a kiss and here can
Speaker 1: go back to the car.
Speaker 2: Know where you were going before the date? Why do
Speaker 2: you agree?
Speaker 6: How didn't bring that up?
Speaker 1: He had like a trench coat on and a drys
Speaker 1: a bar and I'm like, Jesus fucking midsummer and then
Speaker 1: I'd take you to the car park on top of
Speaker 1: the restaurant. I'm like, look at the city because it
Speaker 1: was in Crow's Nest is North Sydney, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: look at the city scape. And he was shivering. Date one, Yeah, you've.
Speaker 6: Got a bloke the heaven you mat What was your
Speaker 6: first day with him?
Speaker 5: Well, I already knew him for years prior, so our
Speaker 5: first date was I was blind on a night out
Speaker 5: and I ended up going back to his house with
Speaker 5: other people and then everyone kind of just left a
Speaker 5: nice day.
Speaker 6: Oh that didn't really ideal. I would like that to
Speaker 6: be the first date.
Speaker 2: It's good.
Speaker 5: Drinks are always the good first date because it might
Speaker 5: be awkward for the first little bit and then you
Speaker 5: just have a couple you loosen up. Like my friend
Speaker 5: the other day had a first date and she invited
Speaker 5: the guy to her house. Right when I say the
Speaker 5: other day, I mean pre COVID by the way, and
Speaker 5: this was her issue was what do I wear? It's
Speaker 5: my house. Ordinarily I'd be wearing trackies. But first date,
Speaker 5: he's not going to come over, and I'm in my
Speaker 5: Peter Alexander Big you know, smock ninety.
Speaker 6: And then you don't want something too nice. It's like,
Speaker 6: oh this old thing.
Speaker 5: Well, you don't want to come in a ball gown,
Speaker 5: because so we were like what do I wear? And
Speaker 5: then it's really awkward. And then also shoes or no shoes?
Speaker 5: Do you wear shoes?
Speaker 1: That's such a And when I have friends of you know,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not going to wear shoes. Hayden's like,
Speaker 1: put shoes on them.
Speaker 6: It's my ause.
Speaker 2: We thank you. But yeah, it's it's not a fun
Speaker 2: time to be dating.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I know. Well I was thinking pre COVID, oh
Speaker 6: I really should start going on more tender dates and stuff,
Speaker 6: and then the universe was like, no, it's Sydney Lockdown, Dylan.
Speaker 6: But so after Lockdown, my dad got it. Oh no,
Speaker 6: but yeah, I'm going to try and put myself out
Speaker 6: there a bit more after after Lockdown. But the only
Speaker 6: problem is that, you know how I said, I don't
Speaker 6: want to do the fancy restaurant thing because that's too like,
Speaker 6: too much measure, it's too formal. On the other end
Speaker 6: of the spectrum, if we're like, oh, keep it casual,
Speaker 6: let's go for a drive, that just sounds like I'm DTF.
Speaker 6: It sounds like I want it to be casual.
Speaker 5: It pays when it when two guys go on a
Speaker 5: date because I'm very old school and I make the
Speaker 5: guy pay.
Speaker 2: I'll be the first to say that I don't do
Speaker 2: the fifty to fifty thing.
Speaker 6: I always offer the fifty to fifty thing, but they
Speaker 6: always just seen to pay me. And I'm like, well,
Speaker 6: I'm trying to argue.
Speaker 1: I mean, she's the richest one in our demographic group.
Speaker 6: I also put on our Instagram asks some people for
Speaker 6: their like best first date, and some of them I'm like,
Speaker 6: I'm not taking that idea and sealing it for myself. Paintball,
Speaker 6: I'm like, get shot on my first date.
Speaker 2: Sorry, do we say we have a message from someone?
Speaker 7: There?
Speaker 6: You go it's not Twitter, but okay, that's fine.
Speaker 2: That just means social media. And then Laura said, no,
Speaker 2: you get the dinner. You know that Apple didn't.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 6: That's like MSN alright, let's say that this came from
Speaker 6: Laura on MSN. All right. She said that she ate
Speaker 6: chip from gravy to look out. Simple but I but
Speaker 6: I was with someone I love. Now that's kind of cute. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 6: I think that.
Speaker 1: Hayden and I had our first adida to look out
Speaker 1: and it's been success.
Speaker 6: You love a lookout, don't you? You took the bionicleman? There,
Speaker 6: Hayden there, I've never done look out.
Speaker 2: Awkward, there's nothing to talk about.
Speaker 6: Well, I haven't gotten any good ideas today, so I'm screwed.
Speaker 6: Still still no good ideas for a first date. I
Speaker 6: just get blind at someone's house like Nat did that?
Speaker 6: Scenems it work? Go back after after midnight, Okay, I'll
Speaker 6: loiter at the party, be the last person to leave.
Speaker 2: Sound advice?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Do you also say jug?
Speaker 6: Huh?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 1: Like, hey babe, can you turn the jug on?
Speaker 6: Oh? Instead of kettle?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, they're different.
Speaker 1: No, a jug is a kettle and a kettle is
Speaker 1: a jug.
Speaker 6: Kettle is a kettle? A jugs? What you put cold
Speaker 6: water in the fridge.
Speaker 2: If there was an electricity to said kettle, it'd be
Speaker 2: a jug.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: If it's a jug, it's just a jug, right.
Speaker 1: But I grew up with the jug being the electric
Speaker 1: the electric jug.
Speaker 6: It was a jug when the neighbors came over. Yeah,
Speaker 6: your mum was like, oh hi, Denise, come on in,
Speaker 6: I'll put the jug on.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's weird. That feels homely to me.
Speaker 6: You pop the kettle on, No, pop the kettle, all
Speaker 6: long bag of chips.
Speaker 1: The kettle is what a witch has.
Speaker 2: What do you mean a big black caldron and a kettle?
Speaker 1: You please google kettle chips logo now, thank you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a cauldron.
Speaker 2: I know you're not getting a phone now.
Speaker 1: They're called kettle chips, kettle chips.
Speaker 2: I wanted to prove my point. Google the definition of
Speaker 2: a jug. While you're at it. I want to know
Speaker 2: do you call it a douner or a quilt or
Speaker 2: a duvel?
Speaker 1: I've got a list. Thanks for ruining it.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I say it okay.
Speaker 7: A jug is a container which a handle and a
Speaker 7: lip used for pouring liquids.
Speaker 2: Yes, because I already know the kettle.
Speaker 6: Think that just said Google the definition of a jug.
Speaker 6: Oh sorry, see that definition mentioned nothing about electricity.
Speaker 7: It just says used for holding and pouring liquids.
Speaker 1: I can do that with my jug and it just
Speaker 1: so happens to be electric.
Speaker 6: But what differentiates it is the electricity which makes it
Speaker 6: a kettle. Like you don't call an electric blanket a blanket.
Speaker 6: It's an electric blanket. Joking not No.
Speaker 2: I'm wrong here, incorrect, Rare.
Speaker 1: What about do you say or do we say duvet?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Sorry, I do think quill, but I say quilled.
Speaker 1: I say quill.
Speaker 2: Really I think that. So you're a good ship from
Speaker 2: dub are you well? So regional? What's Dubbo known forth? Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what it is.
Speaker 1: General, been there and Nat and I we've said this
Speaker 1: in the last episode We went to school together show?
Speaker 1: That was my school, captain Rubbish.
Speaker 2: I actually I was sports school.
Speaker 1: I knew you were something. What sport were you?
Speaker 2: Else? Were really bad?
Speaker 1: James Cook like all these awful old man?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 9: Way?
Speaker 2: What house? Do you mean? You were in?
Speaker 1: Weinstein?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 5: Give me who was the Hitler house?
Speaker 6: Captain?
Speaker 1: I remember I was in Bills and Crosby has changed.
Speaker 2: I was in Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 1: Really I was that house?
Speaker 2: Did what about?
Speaker 1: What about this is only me. But I say bubbler,
Speaker 1: But Hayden says, fountain.
Speaker 2: No fountains American, really fountains American?
Speaker 6: You know that Americans not Americans. Melbournie. It's the same
Speaker 6: thing people in Melbourne call sausage sandwiches, sausages in bread.
Speaker 2: I'm like, say sausage sizzle like we do sausages in bread.
Speaker 2: Cushion or pillow, it depends.
Speaker 6: Different different bed. Cushion is like on the lamb. Yeah,
Speaker 6: pillows A cushion's decorative, but a pillow you actually go
Speaker 6: nine nines on.
Speaker 2: Ah very night?
Speaker 8: Wrong?
Speaker 2: Do you guys know? If you snall?
Speaker 5: I believe I don't like like a warhog.
Speaker 6: You do seem like someone small.
Speaker 2: Well, I never used to. And then I was like,
Speaker 2: especially when I'm sick or drunk.
Speaker 5: My boyfriend said he actually can't sleep and I wake
Speaker 5: up he's in the loud.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna this happened the other day. When I had
Speaker 1: him revealed it to me, he was like, when I
Speaker 1: get home from work, right if sometimes I cant home
Speaker 1: at mid or twelve thirty and he's not even asleep
Speaker 1: yet because he stays up and he's like, oh God,
Speaker 1: watch on your iPad. I'm like, that's nice. He wants
Speaker 1: me to relax, and then one I want to come
Speaker 1: in I can talk to you and said no, no, go out,
Speaker 1: go out. I'm like, no, I want to come to bed.
Speaker 1: I'm tired. Is it no?
Speaker 2: Please? Please don't. I was like why because you SnO
Speaker 2: cut for asleep.
Speaker 6: So he's been holding this in for you, helpless by
Speaker 6: saying go kick back and relax on the couch, have
Speaker 6: some me time. He just doesn't want this fucking in bed.
Speaker 1: Yes, he's got an l fucking choopercaba in bed within
Speaker 1: every night storing.
Speaker 2: Is that bad?
Speaker 6: Has your boyfriend ever recorded it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? He has, It's all you haven't. I don't think
Speaker 2: I have it. I'll message him because he has, but
Speaker 2: he he's no better.
Speaker 5: He grinds his teeth, so I'm next to oh no,
Speaker 5: it actually like I create to the thought of him
Speaker 5: grinding his teeth down.
Speaker 6: What do you feel like, Mitchell? Did you do an impression?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because I said to him, how do I snore? And
Speaker 1: I did it? And he said that's it.
Speaker 7: It was like this, how does Hayden deal.
Speaker 3: That?
Speaker 6: Poor boyfriend?
Speaker 2: Poor?
Speaker 1: Anyway, I'm texted for a video of all right, now
Speaker 1: you're ready for your let's jump it right?
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Have you never seen your dad's dick?
Speaker 1: Thank you for coming on that. It was a real
Speaker 1: pleasure to have you on the show.
Speaker 2: You know what, probably the last time.
Speaker 5: We've done a bit too many, have you done?
Speaker 6: I mean I probably have, but I don't recall like
Speaker 6: I would have. I'm sure I would have, like showered
Speaker 6: with him or something when I was really little, but
Speaker 6: I don't.
Speaker 2: I can't remember, neither can I.
Speaker 5: So I'm sure sure I saw my dad's once upon
Speaker 5: a time as well, but like not now that's weird.
Speaker 2: No, not really, So I haven't seen current dad dick.
Speaker 6: Although your family is very close, nothing would surprise me.
Speaker 5: I've seen my dad's penis, yes, how recently the last
Speaker 5: five years. Oh what swimming they were swimming you in
Speaker 5: your backyard.
Speaker 8: But he'll dad, My.
Speaker 1: Dad is very fit. He's six, just turned sixty, and
Speaker 1: he just he's always in his underpants, always in his
Speaker 1: skungies the through. No, he just takes them off like
Speaker 1: he'll be at the back door and then wrap a
Speaker 1: towel around him. But or like he'll be in the
Speaker 1: shower and then he'll have left his toothbrush, but he's
Speaker 1: not afraid to run out and like get it from
Speaker 1: the bench in the kitchen table and a run back.
Speaker 5: Has he not been to the beach where guys wrap
Speaker 5: the towel around and then take their undies off.
Speaker 1: We're a very close family.
Speaker 6: What about you, Jenna?
Speaker 7: No, I never have.
Speaker 2: Never, Like, as far as you can remember, you never have. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: mum's kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen my mums.
Speaker 6: Again, I'm sure I would, but I can't.
Speaker 2: Like he's suckled on it. I'm sure, but like you know, I.
Speaker 1: Was, I was a No, I was a porridge baby,
Speaker 1: bottle fed baby. I was bottle fed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you live in a house.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 1: I have seen my mum's breast in upwards breast, don't
Speaker 1: say breasts, but I've seen. I've seen it.
Speaker 6: I can't believe we're talking about this.
Speaker 2: Well, No, So this is how it came about.
Speaker 5: I was talking to someone recently about we're talking about
Speaker 5: whether the circumcision was a thing anymore, and I said
Speaker 5: I wouldn't even know if my family were, And he's.
Speaker 1: Like, surely you know what your dad is.
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: Do you not know?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 2: And I'm not going to ask you.
Speaker 6: The only reason I know if my dad is the reason,
Speaker 6: it's because I remember Mum making some comment about I
Speaker 6: think dad is cut, and she's like, oh, he just
Speaker 6: said that he couldn't do that to his boys. So
Speaker 6: me and my brother are not right.
Speaker 1: But he is interesting because it normally follows the trend
Speaker 1: of the dad. My mum kept my foreskin what my
Speaker 1: mom still has it in a Fisherman's friends John eat it,
Speaker 1: I believe, But the foreskin. This is true, Jenny. You
Speaker 1: can Google to back it up and we'll get it
Speaker 1: in a month if you're at the same rate as
Speaker 1: a kettle chip. Baby baby foreskin is in is in many, many,
Speaker 1: many ice creams.
Speaker 6: I've heard that too, But that's just revolting because.
Speaker 1: It's so full of stem cells, because it's so nutrient rich.
Speaker 2: My I cream has chunks in it. Yeah.
Speaker 5: If I read the back of that little clinic bottle
Speaker 5: and I see baby foreskin, I'm throwing it out.
Speaker 1: Fucking partolic acid, baby dick. Anyway that my dad's peanis sorry, Jenna, would.
Speaker 10: You like to.
Speaker 7: Jump?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 7: Does every Meyer and David Jones have a leak on
Speaker 7: the roof with a I swear every single one I've
Speaker 7: ever been to has right.
Speaker 2: That's brilliant.
Speaker 6: There's just something old about them. I've never seen like
Speaker 6: a brand new Myral David Jones.
Speaker 2: That is so Truecke's everywhere.
Speaker 6: Yes, can we get Jenny to call on Myral David Jones?
Speaker 6: You just say, have you fixed that leak yet?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: When thinking of Meyron David Jones? Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Or do you put David Jones as like a little
Speaker 2: bit fancy.
Speaker 5: Of the mind.
Speaker 2: Definitely better BRANDT brands and stuff, David Jones?
Speaker 7: And can you tell me what store we're contacting?
Speaker 6: Dubo.
Speaker 7: Okay, they've got this is what this example is based off.
Speaker 6: All right, they're calling through now and this is double this.
Speaker 1: Go Jenna.
Speaker 7: Hello, Hello, I was wondering if the leaks on your
Speaker 7: roof have been fixed yet.
Speaker 9: Sorry, I think you've got the wrong number.
Speaker 7: Is this Mayer?
Speaker 9: No, it's not.
Speaker 7: Oh sorry, who's this?
Speaker 3: Who are you?
Speaker 7: My name's Jenna?
Speaker 9: Okay, well I don't know how you came on to
Speaker 9: the phone call.
Speaker 7: Sorry, is this Maya?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 1: Oh, that's a kiss call? Wait wait wait, wait, there
Speaker 1: a Maria.
Speaker 2: Sorry, who's connected to a different department.
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Speaker 9: Jesus, Hi, how can we help you?
Speaker 7: Hi? I was just wondering. I'm calling on behalf of
Speaker 7: my grandma, and you were wondering whether your roof the
Speaker 7: leaks have stopped, because there's quite a few buckets around. Sorry,
Speaker 7: I'll just I'll just get my grandma to explain it. Sorry, sorry,
Speaker 7: one second here she is sure. Ye.
Speaker 8: Hello, hello, Hello, I'm just I'm just inquiring about the
Speaker 8: buckets near your store. Whenever I walk in and there's
Speaker 8: water on the front of the store and it's coming
Speaker 8: from the roof every time I shop in your store.
Speaker 9: Where about at the front.
Speaker 8: It's everywhere, And I almost live in this buckets And
Speaker 8: I just to me Jason or James, and he said
Speaker 8: it will be fixed up. But I don't want to
Speaker 8: come in and rescript me.
Speaker 9: I'm very old, dear, yeah, yeah, Look, I haven't been
Speaker 9: up near the front of the store at the moment there.
Speaker 8: Oh, thank you for me to the perfumery.
Speaker 9: Yeah, just give me a moment.
Speaker 8: Door, it's dot.
Speaker 9: You pitched it. There's no I'll just checked with someone.
Speaker 9: We do have a couple of buckets up there, but
Speaker 9: there's no water on the floor at all.
Speaker 8: Oh good, because they're always there. It's posblem.
Speaker 9: It's only when I when we get a bit of rain.
Speaker 8: Counter have blackie stars when there's rain as well. It's
Speaker 8: such a double, it's a double.
Speaker 10: Okay, Well I.
Speaker 8: Will so you think I'm okay for this afternoon?
Speaker 9: Okay, then question.
Speaker 8: Pablo raccond million? Do you have that in two fifty mil?
Speaker 9: What was that? Sorry? What were you after? Doll?
Speaker 8: Oh? The perfume I have to shave from man, Pablo.
Speaker 9: Okay, i'd have to actually put you to that department
Speaker 9: and I can tell you yep, so or I could
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Speaker 1: She's gone.
Speaker 6: I can't believe you spoke for two seconds and then
Speaker 6: just handed it over to do.
Speaker 7: No, I just thought it, and during that call, I
Speaker 7: think I know Cheryl.
Speaker 2: You're listening to.
Speaker 4: Is it just me who doesn't love some free shit.
Speaker 2: All you have to do is leave.
Speaker 1: Yes, I feel free to leave her review five stars
Speaker 1: keeps the.
Speaker 2: Pot on the cloud.
Speaker 1: You can do have a podcast. You can do Facebook
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Speaker 6: Again again, I'm really gonna have to write it down
Speaker 6: on a piece of paper. I prefer you've got a
Speaker 6: message Jenna within seven days of hearing your review read out?
Speaker 2: What did I say?
Speaker 6: You said that she'll message you. We can't expect her
Speaker 6: to track them down.
Speaker 1: I can't find imagine if we were not paying you, well,
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Speaker 6: That would be Charles's father.
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Speaker 6: I know exactly what it means, mate.
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Speaker 7: Have we run out Candace before?
Speaker 9: Have we?
Speaker 6: I don't know? You tell me you're the prize kick
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Speaker 7: No, she's been sent red rooster stuff.
Speaker 1: Then the beach won't get one.
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Speaker 1: You will not be disappointed. Kyle. Congratulations, mug coming your way.
Speaker 6: Thanks for sticking with his ky.
Speaker 2: Thanks k and Matt.
Speaker 1: I believe your boyfriend has text you the snaw video?
Speaker 9: Is that right?
Speaker 5: So we'll talk about the fact that I snore like
Speaker 5: a wilder beast. And I said, do you have any
Speaker 5: videos he set me to. I haven't listened yet.
Speaker 1: Hold it up into your mic.
Speaker 5: Okay, oh my god, my lip is puffing out.
Speaker 6: It's like, yeah, that's intense. It's such a beautiful lady.
Speaker 5: And then this is the next one different, we're back in.
Speaker 1: The first or you're having very different dreams. All right,
Speaker 1: we're ready to go to school everyone, Yeah, TikTok school.
Speaker 6: It's where I bring a couple of challenges that don't
Speaker 6: want to get you guys to attempt, and that you're
Speaker 6: involved as well. Of course. So people have been doing
Speaker 6: this challenge recently where they try and break the world
Speaker 6: record for the fastest start and stop on your iPhone stop.
Speaker 1: I've seen this on Twitter, but I didn't know what
Speaker 1: made its way to TikTok.
Speaker 6: So the record is zero point four seconds, so you
Speaker 6: just like get your stop watch up and then really
Speaker 6: quickly yeap. So everyone do it the way. We all
Speaker 6: get three attempts, and we see who's is the shortest.
Speaker 1: Ready, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold
Speaker 1: on zero point zero four?
Speaker 6: Right, yes, all right, three, all right?
Speaker 2: You said you were ready, all right, so I'm ready three.
Speaker 6: To one go?
Speaker 1: Fourteen?
Speaker 6: Who got the lowest?
Speaker 2: Fifteen?
Speaker 6: Nat and I were retired. We're eleven. I still haven't
Speaker 6: beaten the recorder a second attempt. You're ready three to
Speaker 6: one go? I'm eleven?
Speaker 2: Twelve eight? Did you use two fingers? Is there a
Speaker 2: tech penis.
Speaker 6: You've ever said? Anyway? Are you ready?
Speaker 2: I'm using two fingers for this one.
Speaker 6: Last try? Three two one?
Speaker 2: I pressed it too many times a little.
Speaker 6: Lines, So Jenna and Mitch tied Okay, Mitch is a
Speaker 6: great teacher. I didn't realize that it was so difficult
Speaker 6: to do that though, Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1: What's the world record for that's ridiculous?
Speaker 2: I know maybe two people, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6: One more I want to get you to do.
Speaker 2: This.
Speaker 6: One's very audio, so it's perfect for a podcast. Actually
Speaker 6: it's people who do impressions of everyday sounds. So we'll
Speaker 6: go around and take one turny. You just find something
Speaker 6: that makes a noise and then you have to recreate it.
Speaker 6: So for example, yeah, now that now.
Speaker 5: That I've seen these floating around, all right, let's start again, though,
Speaker 5: and everyone has a sound.
Speaker 6: That was mine. I can't top that. You already to
Speaker 6: do an impression before I'm gonna pull this tissue out
Speaker 6: of the box.
Speaker 2: It was I've got one. Is it for Jenna?
Speaker 6: You have to do an impression drop the Jenna. You
Speaker 6: have to do an occasion of Mitch dropping a pot
Speaker 6: plane on the ground by accident.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh my god, because we've just recorded the Friday
Speaker 1: after I finished the Winter Breakfast Show and Sony promotion
Speaker 1: Sony Music, the record label sent me a bottle of
Speaker 1: prosecco that I was about to pop that was my sound,
Speaker 1: and a pot plant just to smash the pop plane
Speaker 1: on the ground as I pulled the procco out of
Speaker 1: the box. It was obviously misbalanced and the pot plan
Speaker 1: is shattered.
Speaker 2: No, in the name of someone getting to clean it up.
Speaker 2: Oh that was terrific.
Speaker 6: Jenner's impression was pretty Yeah, how was I've got to
Speaker 6: do one now, Yeah, you've got to do one.
Speaker 1: Jenna has to do this impression.
Speaker 6: Okay, what no, I did the pop plant. I'll just
Speaker 6: do that, ok yeah, no, oh.
Speaker 2: Ship, I just sounded spitty.
Speaker 6: Have you got one for now?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 6: Everyone be quite, just crushing plastic.
Speaker 2: I want to do more. I want to do more.
Speaker 2: I want a better sound. Jenna got to I would
Speaker 2: another way.
Speaker 6: You've got to give me another one then if we're
Speaker 6: going around the circle.
Speaker 2: Okay, I got one, all right?
Speaker 6: Can you stop with that?
Speaker 2: You really didn't have to be done now.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're ruining the moment. I can't do my sounds.
Speaker 2: Give me the box. Can I have the plan or
Speaker 2: repot it?
Speaker 10: All right?
Speaker 6: I've got the box. That Mitch is now broken. Pop
Speaker 6: plank came in ready, Terry carrboll you sound like a lion. Sneezing.
Speaker 5: You do a baby elephant?
Speaker 6: What was the baby elephant? No, the baby panther.
Speaker 2: It's the big elephant that sneezes and the baby. Do
Speaker 2: you want to get a room?
Speaker 11: What are murderer?
Speaker 2: The panda? Big pana sneezing. It's a sneeze. That's just
Speaker 2: a scream.
Speaker 1: It's also in a concrete cell.
Speaker 2: That's what it is. Is not enjoyable that anyone sorry
Speaker 2: that it would be good?
Speaker 1: No, no, I did try.
Speaker 6: That wasn't a spot on that you're going first?
Speaker 2: Okay, do it again?
Speaker 6: Can you tell people what you're doing before you million
Speaker 6: as well?
Speaker 1: You were waiting on a marble floor.
Speaker 6: Have you got a bottle opener? There?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 2: I do a bion? Who is a bottle opener?
Speaker 6: And the I've got a bloody podcast?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 6: Who wants to do an impresion of this? Do you
Speaker 6: want to do it? Okay? O school? What about this?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 6: Okay, it's a pepper shaker.
Speaker 1: It's a pepper mill.
Speaker 6: It's more like a.
Speaker 1: You couna just snap, Oh my.
Speaker 2: God, so violent?
Speaker 6: Oh god, I've got to really store neck. Grand he's
Speaker 6: gonna crack it.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're right.
Speaker 6: It doesn't like cracking a.
Speaker 2: Does sound all right?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try and make a noise with my mouth
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna try and do a car horn.
Speaker 7: Over.
Speaker 6: Honestly, you're all being so disruptive today.
Speaker 1: My favorite.
Speaker 2: Well, let's do singer impressions. They're fun.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sing yes for you see some.
Speaker 2: No one can see your mouth? And why is your tongue.
Speaker 6: Classes sits missed? Seriously bad enough of this? Oh, thank
Speaker 6: you guys, thank you Nat for coming on again.
Speaker 2: Was that the end? Yes? It is here?
Speaker 1: That was chaotic?
Speaker 2: It always feel like I always bring the chaotic energy.
Speaker 2: Yeah you do?
Speaker 1: You really bring.
Speaker 6: Apart from your attitude.
Speaker 1: You've done this four times. Say something to you and
Speaker 1: you don't respond.
Speaker 2: I actually my dad's dick.
Speaker 8: Speak.
Speaker 2: It's a podcast.
Speaker 6: Thet all right, don't forget Instagram. Live a couple of
Speaker 6: wills and you can head to our instagram if you
Speaker 6: want to buy one about season three commemorative mugs. Have
Speaker 6: you got one yet?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: What did I have? The mug by wonder?
Speaker 5: Fuck me, Jenna, what we'll do?
Speaker 2: I have to leave a review? Yeah, I loved that podcast.
Speaker 2: Get back on a couple of those.
Speaker 1: Coming in and there's something I want to do. The
Speaker 1: Mitch doesn't know that I've done.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, well you should turn this music off.
Speaker 2: That it's gone.
Speaker 1: Like I said, I've just finished the week the Winter
Speaker 1: Breakfast Show, so I've been on very early starts, and
Speaker 1: I wanted to impress you with something.
Speaker 2: That's why, Baby, you know you got a hustle.
Speaker 1: Hustle.
Speaker 6: Oh we haven't done. You got to hustle in age.
Speaker 1: We haven't done.
Speaker 2: You got to hustle in a long time. Is this
Speaker 2: like when you used to get each other in newsletters
Speaker 2: and stuff? Yes, I've got the time.
Speaker 6: I thought about it where you plugged it?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: Who this week got monumental radio ratings? Who broke world
Speaker 1: history and got the highest share pacentis I've ever had
Speaker 1: in their life? Calon, Jackie, Kyle and Jack Yo? But
Speaker 1: we were cal and Jack Yo holidays. Oh, someone was
Speaker 1: chilling you for Karl and Jack Yo? Who was it?
Speaker 2: Mitch Cherry correct.
Speaker 1: I had the helm of the biggest audience in the country,
Speaker 1: and I thought, Wow, what a brilliant chance to plug
Speaker 1: out podcasts.
Speaker 2: You didn't well, I didn't know, You're right.
Speaker 1: I went through a vessel a celebrity friend on National
Speaker 1: eight AM Prime Time during the Winter Breakfast Show, and
Speaker 1: she did this is me hustling Wednesday this week. You
Speaker 1: are the Queen. I mean it from the bottom of
Speaker 1: my heart. We adore you, and you gave my first
Speaker 1: TV appearance. As you know, you know, you've opened many doors.
Speaker 2: Guys were hilarious.
Speaker 7: What a great podcast.
Speaker 1: You're so sweet. I appreciate it.
Speaker 5: Sarah Harris from studio.
Speaker 6: You didn't tell me you was the first. I seriously
Speaker 6: thought that with doping MUK.
Speaker 9: I did too.
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, you are the queen. I mean it from
Speaker 1: the bottom of my heart. We adore you, and you
Speaker 1: gave me my first TV appearance. As you know, you
Speaker 1: know you've opened many doors.
Speaker 2: Guys were hilarious.
Speaker 7: What a great podcast.
Speaker 1: You're so sweet. I appreciate it. With love, Sarah, good
Speaker 1: luck with the two thousands, whichat soon. Okay, there we go.
Speaker 1: I got in there just as well now that I'm
Speaker 1: back tonight and no one gives a ship or listen.
Speaker 6: So Sarah Harris had always been good to hear, God love.
Speaker 1: Her, she really has bless her. She's like, Ope, I
Speaker 1: was good enough and funny enough. I hadn't had my
Speaker 1: I haven't had my morning coffee.
Speaker 2: People that claim they can't function before a coffee.
Speaker 1: No, but she does breakfast TV, she probably can't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I do breakfast radio and I'm not like
Speaker 2: I can't function.
Speaker 1: OK, great to have you on that.
Speaker 2: Pleasure as always.
Speaker 1: Back next week for seventy five.
Speaker 6: Can believe I know we'll catch you then, guys, Just.
Speaker 2: Me podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 4: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 6: Welcome to are you right?
Speaker 9: Mate?
Speaker 6: Sanitizing we're supposed to leave them in suspense for silence.
Speaker 2: Much This is the first. Sorry he was on his phone,
Speaker 2: he wasn't sorry.
Speaker 6: Welcome to add thank you, this is our secret thingings
Speaker 6: on the end. Ten we're done, and then we keep
Speaker 6: chatting away. Just a bit of fun. I actually think
Speaker 6: MITCHI summed it up perfectly last week. But at the party,
Speaker 6: all the formalities happened the start and then certain people
Speaker 6: you don't want it the after party, like your aunt,
Speaker 6: or you don't want them to see you filthy thigh.
Speaker 1: Yes exactly. Sometimes it's great. Sometimes it's ratshit.
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is not a good after party so far.
Speaker 6: Becaus not just started by making heads of noise.
Speaker 1: And also NAT's fingers are in your face.
Speaker 6: I just smell it. What about it?
Speaker 2: That's hand sanitizer smells a fisted. Oh my god, do
Speaker 2: you want to smell?
Speaker 6: Didn't you make noise at the start as well?
Speaker 1: Can we put that audio in, Mitchell? Normally we record
Speaker 1: our show on today. That's the wrong hand that stinks
Speaker 1: of shit. Imagine if it was.
Speaker 5: Shit.
Speaker 1: Yah, we have children that listen. Guys, guess how many
Speaker 1: hours of sleep I'm.
Speaker 2: Running on three. We've heard all about it all.
Speaker 1: I haven't slept for forty eight hours. I've been in
Speaker 1: the emergency room with my significant other. Oh, Hayden, friend,
Speaker 1: now surprise, I let you in, to be honest, because
Speaker 1: we're gay.
Speaker 5: I want to make it clear, No, because apparently let
Speaker 5: women in with their husbands.
Speaker 1: I got in a fight with and all frontline workers
Speaker 1: and nurses. I adore you, but this lady was a
Speaker 1: right royal bitch.
Speaker 2: It was one am.
Speaker 1: Hayden had gone into full and aphlactic fit. He had
Speaker 1: know logic reaction to something woke me up at one.
Speaker 1: I was about to get up at three for the
Speaker 1: second final show, and goes I could I couldn't breathe.
Speaker 6: His throat was closing up.
Speaker 1: Throat was closing up fully red and rashy, hot, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, I wanted to go back
Speaker 1: to bed, like one thought you drove have an antihistamine.
Speaker 1: His throat wasn't actually as bad at this point, but
Speaker 1: I could hear like a littleeeze, Yeah, I might do
Speaker 1: it again?
Speaker 2: Is the jag on? I think I actually have that
Speaker 2: if I breath in.
Speaker 1: That smoking And that's like talking about me make allergic
Speaker 1: to Mandarin's bites ondon just to get the weeds.
Speaker 2: I hate mender in.
Speaker 1: Interesting anyway, And I go, oh God, all right, let's
Speaker 1: give you twenty minutes because I really want to go
Speaker 1: to work and I've got so much to do. And
Speaker 1: then he goes okay, so we lye in bed. Then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, like the fucking guy on the
Speaker 1: first date, a fit, cold, cold shivers fit. He had
Speaker 1: a fever of thirty seven point five, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, turned him over literally like he'd like
Speaker 1: a swollen corpse. They find him Diggs like his face
Speaker 1: was puff and I'm like, oh, we go to the hospital.
Speaker 6: I thought it was the mirror.
Speaker 2: Did you drive in.
Speaker 1: I'm noon in bed, so yeah, I thought it was
Speaker 1: my breasts. The crease where his lip was was just
Speaker 1: my third role is that me? And he's got a
Speaker 1: lot of tummy how I'm like, that's my heels. Great,
Speaker 1: that's Hayden's snail trail leaning to the right, but my
Speaker 1: head goes to the left. So I drove in there.
Speaker 1: We got there so quickly because the heat that didn't
Speaker 1: even activate, like you know how like when it's really cold.
Speaker 1: It like, oh, we got there so quickly. It was
Speaker 1: still a hair co so he was shivering. I'm like,
Speaker 1: it'll get to hot. Never got to hot.
Speaker 6: Pretty close to the hospital.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're really close to RPA. And we get there
Speaker 1: and it's COVID one thirty in the morning, one forty five.
Speaker 1: I get there, I walk him in and she goes, aha,
Speaker 1: check in and I go, it's the emergency department.
Speaker 2: We don't have time to check in.
Speaker 1: She went, you have to check in, daylan.
Speaker 6: They did that to me when I had my appendic issue.
Speaker 6: I walked in there, bent over in pain like I
Speaker 6: was giving birth.
Speaker 2: I was where do I go?
Speaker 6: They're like, QR coat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like we go over there and scan in I.
Speaker 1: Like, and that you can use your done and discover
Speaker 1: on this this din or is it discover what is it? Anyway,
Speaker 1: then she goes, you can't come in. I go, well,
Speaker 1: where's your manager? I'd like to speak to your manager,
Speaker 1: and she went it's a hospital and as hospital managers, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I was like direct manager. But I think she
Speaker 1: was like, well, I'm in charge. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I'd like to come in. He's very nervous. She's like
Speaker 1: everyone's nervous style. And I was like, well, what do
Speaker 1: you want me to do? And she's like, go wait
Speaker 1: in your car. And I was like, all right, can
Speaker 1: I bring him airpots? And she went nat, I'm like
Speaker 1: you girl. So I walked to the car and then
Speaker 1: sat in the car for an hour and a half
Speaker 1: and they injected him with adrenaline and then steroids. I
Speaker 1: might take a couple anytime.
Speaker 6: And what time of night was this?
Speaker 1: This was probably two ten in the morning.
Speaker 6: And you had to be up at three to get
Speaker 6: to work.
Speaker 1: So I sat in the car waiting. I hadn't called
Speaker 1: it yet, and then like I might be able to
Speaker 1: go to work. And then I called him and they
Speaker 1: giving me adrenaline. I've had an anathletic fit, like they're
Speaker 1: going to monitor me, and they might. I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god. So I called him. I'm like, I'm not
Speaker 1: coming in to do the show. And then my alarm
Speaker 1: went off.
Speaker 2: At three twenty and I was awake already.
Speaker 9: I'm what.
Speaker 6: I hate that feeling that happened to me when it
Speaker 6: was a public holiday and I was still working for
Speaker 6: Kyle and Jackie. Oh. I was at someone's house like
Speaker 6: the after party, and my three forty five alarm went off.
Speaker 6: I was like, shit, I meant to be coming to
Speaker 6: work now for Queen's birthday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so fucked. Anyway.
Speaker 1: He's fine now, but if you follow him, send Hi
Speaker 1: a message you love it still recovering.
Speaker 2: The point about.
Speaker 6: Story was that you're tied.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, at Hayden's past he died. Sorry, that's the end.
Speaker 1: I'm tired. Yeah, he's passed away, but I'm so sleepy.
Speaker 2: Have you thought of a coffin.
Speaker 1: For me when I die? I'll probably get hardwood fifty
Speaker 1: sixty years away.
Speaker 2: Oh you mean for caring funeral they provide one.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I used carrying funerals the other day.
Speaker 1: Is a fucking benchmark for five Dock. Someone's I'm like,
Speaker 1: where do.
Speaker 8: You look like five Dock.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh you the Chuggle Charlie side or the
Speaker 1: caring funerals side. And they were like, oh caring am I?
Speaker 6: God, there you go. I knew there isn't a Chargo
Speaker 6: Charlie five Dock.
Speaker 2: No, there's one near you.
Speaker 6: That's Tremoyne.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's on the border.
Speaker 6: No it's not. It's actually technically two suburbs away. There's
Speaker 6: Russell Lee, then Dremoine.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what, it's just me road used me
Speaker 1: on the fire. Nothing worse than a half fast suburb.
Speaker 6: Yes, there's so many. I'm surrounded by them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, your area in particular, me too. I live
Speaker 1: in a half fast suburb. I live in Forest Lodge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm in the middle of the city.
Speaker 1: I can see Broadway. There's no forest in my lodge.
Speaker 6: McDonald Town's fun, I know. Mcdonaldtown literally just has a
Speaker 6: train age. Was that it's like Newtown eats them all.
Speaker 2: To your bitchual a Bay.
Speaker 1: I doesn't, by you?
Speaker 2: Did I live in Carrying myself?
Speaker 6: I lived in Annandale and they may as well just
Speaker 6: called it Gleebe or Forest Lodge and it has nothing.
Speaker 5: There's a suburb that they put in between what's it called.
Speaker 5: It's like in between fuck it don't.
Speaker 6: By the way, I've been looking after all our bug
Speaker 6: orders and there's a surprising amount of people, like vast
Speaker 6: majority of our mugs have been ordered in Queensland. So
Speaker 6: this conversation makes no sense to any of our listeners
Speaker 6: in queens Land.
Speaker 1: Leasland's the same. I get so confused, Like I was
Speaker 1: in Robina, Robina, Robina, and then there's shopping center in
Speaker 1: Robina they do Pacific Fair. The suburbs are I think
Speaker 1: the suburbs are bigger in the Gold Coast because there's
Speaker 1: so much shit.
Speaker 5: But also have you ever gone to another state and
Speaker 5: you know how it's just second nature to pronounce our
Speaker 5: suburbs here. You go somewhere else and you just you
Speaker 5: have no idea how to speak. Like we had an
Speaker 5: old on the edge.
Speaker 2: We had an old news reader who came.
Speaker 5: From Perth and she coult She was cougie cougie and
Speaker 5: like kringbar instead of carrying bar and stuff, because you
Speaker 5: don't think, because we just know what they are.
Speaker 11: True.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's like International's Melbourne. American's got Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Melbourne, not Melbourne.
Speaker 1: No, it's Melbourne, Melbourne, Melbourne.
Speaker 6: By my overseas trip to go see Lady Gaga and
Speaker 6: Laspa Gas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fantastic. Have you been to Los Angeles?
Speaker 2: I have been to Los Angles? Really? Have you been
Speaker 2: to Kyla? From your.
Speaker 6: You have the same place?
Speaker 5: San Francisca, San Francisco.
Speaker 2: Oh, San Palegrene. Oh have you been to France? That's
Speaker 2: how they say it, you do, they do true? I
Speaker 2: guess yes, you're right.
Speaker 6: Have you been in Gaminy?
Speaker 2: I lost my mind?
Speaker 5: You know what mid story that went for ten minutes
Speaker 5: that you did before I lost it.
Speaker 1: I'm still waiting for those two Suburbs.
Speaker 9: I don't.
Speaker 1: Laughing, which I said you before we recorded the show.
Speaker 1: I think I'm going to be manneq and cooked because
Speaker 1: I'm exhausted. And that's fine. We'll make it work.
Speaker 2: That is, I reckon.
Speaker 6: We should just leave her hanging, you know nothing, and
Speaker 6: see how long she laughs.
Speaker 5: It's hot in here, and I get weird when I'm hot.
Speaker 5: I think the two Suburbs, Okay, we got this down.
Speaker 5: The Suburbs is someone's don't put your glasses on, you
Speaker 5: look like Damon.
Speaker 1: Dame edma.
Speaker 2: Edna you said m M mode. Oh my, did you
Speaker 2: just say that's you have discuss what smoke?
Speaker 5: Morgan?
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't have it.
Speaker 6: From the outside looking in, I see what damage breakfast
Speaker 6: Hours does to people. One of the most sane one
Speaker 6: here years.
Speaker 2: With this COVID lockdown and fucked, I think we all
Speaker 2: need a break.
Speaker 5: Ws FM time.
Speaker 3: Save the traffic on.
Speaker 1: Mcaw pass and heavy traffic on the M one. We're
Speaker 1: crossing a Sally who is over a bit water road?
Speaker 2: Sally.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure the name of the park we crash
Speaker 5: undercome a cop. Everyone watch out. It's been in Sydney
Speaker 5: traffic on ws F M.
Speaker 6: Why neither of you work there?
Speaker 5: We changed our edge traffic bed bullshit. It used to
Speaker 5: be like do you even dry?
Speaker 6: I loved that one.
Speaker 2: It's different now.
Speaker 1: I can get it.
Speaker 7: Wait, didn't someone complain?
Speaker 5: No, we had a chick writing in a physical letter
Speaker 5: and said it's so aggressive.
Speaker 2: Why can't you have it something nicer? Like, Hi, you
Speaker 2: let me in? How nice edge traffic? Do you even try?
Speaker 2: That's the old one.
Speaker 6: I loved that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was iconic, but we changed it because the
Speaker 2: do you even gag? Is very old edge track. No,
Speaker 2: that's the same moment. What's it called to go to
Speaker 2: the log?
Speaker 1: I can't go to your log and don't have access.
Speaker 6: Wait, I can't get over the fact that last week
Speaker 6: we were saying to you, like, oh that the host
Speaker 6: at the Edge ninety six one, what's R and B
Speaker 6: standfort She's.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, you know what. I think I did know.
Speaker 5: But when someone asks you, you know, when you don't
Speaker 5: think yep, rhythm and blues.
Speaker 2: I definitely know what that is.
Speaker 5: But to be honest, sometimes I get confused, confused whether
Speaker 5: it's an emper sand or if.
Speaker 2: It's an N N or R and B.
Speaker 1: Listen that there's something that we do here on the
Speaker 1: show we haven't done for a while. We don't have
Speaker 1: an open for it. But it's called the forward announced challenge.
Speaker 6: They hit the post hit the post challenge.
Speaker 1: I believe that I have it. Sorry, is there something
Speaker 1: more important?
Speaker 2: I was trying to find the traffic thing you still
Speaker 2: moved on. It just didn't come full circle.
Speaker 1: No, I know that's all right.
Speaker 2: That's I've given up on listening the forward post challenge.
Speaker 1: Yes, they hit the post challenge. My theory hit the
Speaker 1: post challenge is that every announcer has it in them
Speaker 1: innately to know when the intro will start. A'm I
Speaker 1: going to tell you how long you've gone, but I
Speaker 1: will play you a song and you have to forward
Speaker 1: announce it. You say whatever you want, but as long
Speaker 1: as you end up with this is the artist or
Speaker 1: this is kiss or this is im whatever you want
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 2: Ps, how can you just play? Can you do an example?
Speaker 1: Give me a song but you can see it?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, not on the wall?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 6: Am I invisible?
Speaker 2: We're just having a conversation without you. Dah you go now?
Speaker 6: No, you say we don't have an open up. I'm
Speaker 6: pretty sure we do. I remember making it really yeah,
Speaker 6: Oh I'm sorry? Oh is it you? Can you not
Speaker 6: find it?
Speaker 1: And I'm coming. I'm just getting some songs.
Speaker 6: Oh, let's go. We call it hit the post? Probably,
Speaker 6: how is it?
Speaker 1: I can always hit the post?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 1: So this is how we do it. Ready, give me
Speaker 1: something to talk about. Topic that I'm just coming off
Speaker 1: the back of anything, topic or.
Speaker 5: Maybe, um, forty four new cases today, forty four new
Speaker 5: cases today, you believe truly shocking?
Speaker 1: Anyway, coming up and get your traffic. Then we'll do news.
Speaker 2: But first you got your dose, you cat, it's me
Speaker 2: more here a yeah, we only have five seconds copyright,
Speaker 2: so it has to be cut. Yeah, Jenna to trial
Speaker 2: upon that does just a warm r.
Speaker 6: Really, it's a bit nervous.
Speaker 2: Last you got an easy song though, Oh we'll give me,
Speaker 2: give me a song.
Speaker 5: Wait does teenage dirt bag extended introt long?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh fuck? Really? Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay aol. Forty seven new cases, can you believe? Truly
Speaker 1: shocking sack. Really, people will die, kid will get sick,
Speaker 1: but get vaccinated. Pfizer astrosenic cuts the least you can
Speaker 1: do for your society. But your traffic coming up. But
Speaker 1: first we'll do some wittess.
Speaker 2: Cross the larry for a little bit.
Speaker 1: And it's not with us, I said, witness.
Speaker 6: It's very dark.
Speaker 2: Our kids will die, kids will die.
Speaker 1: It's all about the post doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Jenna, you're up?
Speaker 1: Yeah, je alright, Jenna, when you're ready, you.
Speaker 2: Go for it.
Speaker 7: Forty four new cases in our community.
Speaker 5: Very informative, General John d.
Speaker 1: Forty four new cases in our community out of.
Speaker 2: A song, no, no station, nothing, just forty four cases.
Speaker 1: You so.
Speaker 7: You great?
Speaker 1: You have to try.
Speaker 6: I've never claimed to be good at this.
Speaker 2: So I don't know you've never done a music shift.
Speaker 6: You no, I'd rather be dead.
Speaker 2: Oh god, get that to do it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it.
Speaker 2: I okay, all right?
Speaker 1: And when you're ready that what?
Speaker 2: Sorry? I didn't know it was a song.
Speaker 6: I got your dream?
Speaker 2: Can we don't have one? We're talking in it? What
Speaker 2: do you mean.
Speaker 6: I was going to cancel by Kylie Mino?
Speaker 2: No, I don't know that.
Speaker 6: Give me point.
Speaker 9: You done.
Speaker 2: You didn't even get a breath.
Speaker 6: Let me do this one.
Speaker 2: It did just well done. Mitch heard it did, but
Speaker 2: you could go welcome.
Speaker 1: This is I got of Cajam the podcast.
Speaker 2: It'd be good if I knew the song.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can talk in and out of the lyrics.
Speaker 2: I'm not gay. I don't know Kylie songs.
Speaker 6: We're saying that radio announced. Just have it in the
Speaker 6: in the blood to just be able to sense when
Speaker 6: all right, do it if you know the song or not.
Speaker 5: Forty four new cases today, twenty nine of them running
Speaker 5: around in the community.
Speaker 2: Here's whatever song.
Speaker 5: I don't know songs, so that's why I can't announce
Speaker 5: it life And did you like?
Speaker 2: I spoke in the break and I've got.
Speaker 6: To say something a bit generically. He's this banger.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I said he's he's a sick jam. Here's a
Speaker 2: song forty four new cases in community.
Speaker 7: You're listening to WS.
Speaker 6: You get that, you get that, you're going to WS playing.
Speaker 2: You listen to WS. You got that milk from Yeah?
Speaker 2: You finished your Meskie dog?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What is a mishka?
Speaker 1: Mishka? How did you fall out? Siska?
Speaker 5: This is igit, it's not here, joined by a couple
Speaker 5: of mitches, and who gives a fuck about Jenna?
Speaker 2: Here's Fergie. This is what I do.
Speaker 1: We dream out with Georgina Walker, who I love. She's
Speaker 1: a psychic on the show.
Speaker 2: And I'll go anyway, and.
Speaker 8: I believe that you will fall.
Speaker 1: Into money in the next ten months. Wow, great dream decoding.
Speaker 1: Thank you Georgina. That was truly incredible. Give and you're
Speaker 1: like next a kiss?
Speaker 2: The worst?
Speaker 1: Have you been in that situation?
Speaker 2: What were They won't stop talking over the It just
Speaker 2: starts a whole new point to turn their mics off.
Speaker 5: We started telling people not to come into the studio
Speaker 5: when they're annoying. You know, some people don't get the point,
Speaker 5: Like you've been on fuck off.
Speaker 2: It's time for this anyway.
Speaker 5: With the news forty four new cases in Sydney today.
Speaker 2: Do you like my new three voyes?
Speaker 6: It's actually pretty good.
Speaker 5: Robert Penfold's uncle and now we got it Sheer and
Speaker 5: Brandy music.
Speaker 2: It's bad habits number one in on the ARIA charts.
Speaker 2: You heard it here on if.
Speaker 6: It's in here on the edge ninety six one plenty
Speaker 6: more where that came today.
Speaker 1: So I've got Julie Snook, extraordinary news reader. She's the
Speaker 1: chest skuy News Fox.
Speaker 6: I just want to backtrack to what Nat said. Robertold
Speaker 6: is your uncle?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Really Robert Penfold National nine News. No, not the
Speaker 2: one man, you dickhead. That's Penfold's wine, founded by Christopher Penfold.
Speaker 6: So that reporter on the news.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 5: He's like the He was the US correspondent for a bit.
Speaker 5: He retired and for some reason he still does stories. Yeah,
Speaker 5: so I think they because of COVID and shit, he's
Speaker 5: been doing way more. But yeah, he's my dad's first cousin,
Speaker 5: my second so technically my cousin.
Speaker 6: But yeah, oh yeah, so not young.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know when you say when they're way
Speaker 5: older than you, you don't say, oh.
Speaker 2: You don't rob. Yeah, my second uncle, my uncle, your
Speaker 2: second cousin. Fuck forgive me my uncle's god, Uncle Ross.
Speaker 6: It's your uncle Ross, Uncle Graham, he bought a mug.
Speaker 5: Actually, what would you call people uncle that aren't related
Speaker 5: to you? I have a Chinese Uncle Phil, No Chinese
Speaker 5: in me?
Speaker 2: Well have you had a Chine? I like Uncle Phil.
Speaker 2: Daddy's listening, But say how much do you like Uncle Phil?
Speaker 2: If you're not related? I didn't root uncle Phil? Well
Speaker 2: why that?
Speaker 1: Well, I've got an uncle Phil. Let's let's play uncle.
Speaker 2: And everyone's got a certain home.
Speaker 6: Guys, it's been a great show now.
Speaker 1: Playing no No uncle Auntie Bingo, feel the guy for
Speaker 1: a mum, the guy for a mum, the used car salesman.
Speaker 2: Now this is a story, isn't it? Uncle Phil? All
Speaker 2: about how? What's a show called smith?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: The uncle in his Uncle Fandel Festa, Adam's family. My
Speaker 2: dog's name's Pugsley. I'd break? Can you put an ad
Speaker 2: break on.
Speaker 10: Edge?
Speaker 1: An uncle and Auntie Bingo's I say an auntie or
Speaker 1: an uncle that I have? And us chime in with Bingo.
Speaker 6: If you've got it's rattle them off in quick success.
Speaker 2: Do you actually have these? Are you just making them?
Speaker 2: They're real?
Speaker 6: He's got a very big family.
Speaker 11: Proceed prepare, Uncle Phil, Bingo, Auntie, Julie, Auntie, Donna, Auntie, Chris, Auntie, Karen, Auntie, Nicole, Auntie, Crystal,
Speaker 11: Uncle Ross, Uncle Adrian, great.
Speaker 1: Auntie Denise, and yeah, very white family you've got here,
Speaker 1: Uncle Mary, that's the girl.
Speaker 9: So I win.
Speaker 2: We can go more rag? Isn't that a place?
Speaker 6: Oh babe, I've got my piero. Can you go down
Speaker 6: to the serve and get more ray?
Speaker 2: We've had a spill on Old twelve. Do you go
Speaker 2: get a more rag? Ruined?
Speaker 1: Alright?
Speaker 2: Is an uncle?
Speaker 1: We should never have bought this crystal car wash? We
Speaker 1: waste off the money?
Speaker 2: Or more ray?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 7: We got somebody complain about the buckets at the myer.
Speaker 6: We have more rags.
Speaker 2: Can't laugh that much at yourself? Can we go through
Speaker 2: other people's that work?
Speaker 1: So I got one point? I'm winning so far?
Speaker 2: What do you get points if you have a comment
Speaker 2: under your uncle name?
Speaker 6: All right? You ready? Uncle Trevor, Uncle Graham. Wait, you're
Speaker 6: going too fast?
Speaker 2: Do you have either of them?
Speaker 6: Say Bingo if you've got one?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know that you were going to do you
Speaker 2: have either of those?
Speaker 7: Yes? Bingo?
Speaker 6: Who Trevor one point to Jenna, I'm gonna wait a
Speaker 6: fucking day for you get to move on.
Speaker 2: And I also have Graham. Why do you only say
Speaker 2: one bingo? Are you guys related.
Speaker 6: Uncle mal, uncle Philip, uncle Peter, uncle uncle Phil?
Speaker 2: Okay, why did you not say bingo for his uncle Phil?
Speaker 6: I forgot because he died. R I p my mum
Speaker 6: brother that died and with any one.
Speaker 2: Restel, So you don't have an uncle Phil?
Speaker 6: Well, I've never met him.
Speaker 1: I wasn't alive, had no We get points for it,
Speaker 1: all right, aunties.
Speaker 6: And I think of him as a Philip anyway.
Speaker 1: Prince Philip also died.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't call him phil bil bail thrill what a darling?
Speaker 2: And rubbed my feet? What did he call?
Speaker 1: Iszabeth?
Speaker 2: A little bit lily? Now that's the fucking granddaughter, isn't it?
Speaker 6: Anyway?
Speaker 2: Auntie?
Speaker 6: Are you guys keeping.
Speaker 5: Jenna's got to if we're not counting your Philip because
Speaker 5: you didn't count here?
Speaker 10: So all right, Auntie, Belinda, Auntie, Helen, Auntie, Danielle, Auntie, Sharon's.
Speaker 6: Oh Artie, Trish, No, but I wish until David I
Speaker 6: had as well, why did I forget them?
Speaker 1: Did he dies?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 6: I was just thinking relatives in boge Gate they're down
Speaker 6: the country.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, well done.
Speaker 5: Naw, all right, mine's not going to be very good
Speaker 5: because half of the Croatian.
Speaker 1: Bi guy.
Speaker 6: I just realized the flour in this game. We could lie,
Speaker 6: you couldn't actually prove make its prove it wrong. Where's
Speaker 6: your family tree?
Speaker 2: So I've just realized it.
Speaker 1: If I go through all my lists and there's not
Speaker 1: a Bingo in mind, there's not going to be a
Speaker 1: going anything else.
Speaker 2: I could bring.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've given you all, and the point is to
Speaker 1: match them.
Speaker 5: Jenna haven't gone even if I do.
Speaker 2: But Jenna, so yeah, it just stuck on his current score.
Speaker 5: Auntie Cynthia, Auntie Janet, No, Uncle Jack, I have a
Speaker 5: small family.
Speaker 1: Jenna, your turn, and these will be from the Victorian era,
Speaker 1: so these names will be round. There's the current and
Speaker 1: not deceased is from current life?
Speaker 7: Yes, uncle great, you're yeah, yeah, Uncle Trevor can go.
Speaker 7: Auntie Susan, Auntie Margaret, I live with.
Speaker 6: A bit of passion.
Speaker 2: Yeah you say there so white.
Speaker 8: Sorry.
Speaker 2: Susan died Susan and.
Speaker 7: Aunt Carrie. Aren't Carol this game really boring?
Speaker 5: Why is she talking about them like she's listing them
Speaker 5: all in one eulogy?
Speaker 2: And now we're continuing the music Friday night here at
Speaker 2: age on the podcast.
Speaker 1: See next week, Uncle, bye your skin.
Speaker 6: This isn't out closing music.
Speaker 2: No it's not.
Speaker 1: We should give it the real closing music. It was
Speaker 1: a pleasure to have you here that thanks.
Speaker 7: Sorry.
Speaker 2: I lost my mind a while ago. I think it
Speaker 2: came back.
Speaker 6: I've already decided what I'm going to title this week's
Speaker 6: episode when I uploaded chaotic as fuck?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I know, I genuinely And can you see
Speaker 5: the sweat stopped? I got so hot I had a stroke.
Speaker 2: Do you know when that happens?
Speaker 5: You know, when you're in a shop like a change room,
Speaker 5: and you're so hot, you're like, I'll buy it, I'll
Speaker 5: buy it.
Speaker 6: You're stressing me out. Means your use with hobbed over
Speaker 6: the closing music. But now you've lost focus and I'm like,
Speaker 6: just break the butt.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Nat, see yeah bye, see everybody, See
Speaker 1: next week. Mitch, what's the two percenter? Hope this podcast
Speaker 1: helps you?
Speaker 6: Yeah, we hope this podcast made you feel at least
Speaker 6: better today.
Speaker 2: That's all.
Speaker 1: See you guys, We love you.
Speaker 2: We'll catch you soon. Bye bye.
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