WEBVTT - #74: Myer's Leaking Roof with Nat Penfold 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:03.160 People do some weird shit. 0:00:03.400 --> 0:00:06.920 Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney fell several meters from a 0:00:07.040 --> 0:00:09.320 trapeze while performing in the musical Pipot. 0:00:12.160 --> 0:00:15.920 Some things that make more sense than others bring pikes, nurseries, 0:00:16.480 --> 0:00:20.280 urary pikes, p y k e. 0:00:20.480 --> 0:00:28.560 S Hey, why I heay as in kill Hey, why okay? 0:00:28.560 --> 0:00:32.080 Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults? 0:00:32.080 --> 0:00:35.519 Shood? Why is life so expensive? I'm not even having. 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:35.800 A good time. 0:00:36.200 --> 0:00:42.280 This is just a couple of mitches. What about me? 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:46.199 Don't forget No, he. 0:00:46.360 --> 0:00:51.760 Is Mitui and it's for seventy four back in studio together. 0:00:52.880 --> 0:00:55.160 Thanks for tuning in. We've brought back one of our 0:00:55.240 --> 0:00:57.120 favorite gest hosts from the past. 0:00:57.240 --> 0:00:59.560 Yeah, episode seventy four you thought let's bring us in 0:00:59.560 --> 0:01:00.080 a hole. 0:01:00.440 --> 0:01:02.920 Exactly from the edge ninety six to one. We've got 0:01:03.040 --> 0:01:05.120 Nat Penfold here with Yeah. 0:01:05.200 --> 0:01:07.679 Hi, guys also kissed one six five on the weekend. 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:09.200 If you have a couple of listeners that'll be very 0:01:09.240 --> 0:01:11.040 happy about my return, I've got some fans. 0:01:11.280 --> 0:01:13.200 Yeah, we've had a bunch of people say get Nat 0:01:13.240 --> 0:01:13.959 Penfold on again. 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:16.440 So here you are, Price Keepy Jenner is here. How's 0:01:16.480 --> 0:01:18.479 the tension between you two because we know you actually 0:01:18.480 --> 0:01:19.280 have a rivalry. 0:01:19.440 --> 0:01:20.720 I didn't want to be here today. 0:01:20.800 --> 0:01:23.640 I can feel the energy in the room. Are you 0:01:23.720 --> 0:01:24.679 okay with Jenna? 0:01:24.840 --> 0:01:27.640 I just won't look that way. I forget she's there, 0:01:27.720 --> 0:01:29.560 ye throaring black as well. It just blends into this. 0:01:30.120 --> 0:01:31.080 Yeah, I just hate her. 0:01:31.160 --> 0:01:32.520 So it's good to have you here, Nat, and good 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:34.119 to have you back Mitchell back from Boton Gate. 0:01:34.200 --> 0:01:35.720 Thank you very much. I'm going to be doing a 0:01:35.760 --> 0:01:38.320 TikTok school with you guys later, which I'm excited about. 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:40.120 That's where I bring some challenges that I think you'd 0:01:40.160 --> 0:01:40.560 be good at. 0:01:40.680 --> 0:01:40.880 Nat. 0:01:40.959 --> 0:01:41.920 You're involved as well. 0:01:41.920 --> 0:01:42.600 Oh, thank you. 0:01:42.840 --> 0:01:43.600 That's very exciting. 0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:45.600 He couldn't leave me out. That'd be weird. I didn't. 0:01:45.600 --> 0:01:47.480 Just sitting there, go well done, all right, you've. 0:01:47.319 --> 0:01:47.920 Done your moment. 0:01:48.360 --> 0:01:50.480 Do you remember how this works? At you bring if 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:52.000 it is your first time listening. By the way, this 0:01:52.200 --> 0:01:54.360 is just me. We bring something we've noticed, something we 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:57.440 hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitchell's. 0:01:57.520 --> 0:01:59.400 So Jenna. Sometimes when there's a guest throws one in. 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:00.400 Yeah you can do it if you want. 0:02:01.320 --> 0:02:05.040 Yeah, okay, great, Jenny can do four gems home run. 0:02:05.280 --> 0:02:08.880 Yeah, we should we die for right in. Yeah, I 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:10.600 don't think I'm ready to do it first mine. 0:02:10.840 --> 0:02:13.000 Mine's very intense, So I don't think i'll go first one. 0:02:13.120 --> 0:02:15.040 Yeah, I'll kick it off ready, all right, here we 0:02:15.080 --> 0:02:16.880 go first of the day. 0:02:17.520 --> 0:02:18.720 Is it just me? 0:02:20.720 --> 0:02:22.840 Do you not know what to do on a first date? 0:02:23.520 --> 0:02:25.560 As in like activity wise, like where do you go? 0:02:26.320 --> 0:02:27.919 How do you spend the first date? 0:02:28.120 --> 0:02:29.480 It's an awkward thing to do. 0:02:29.639 --> 0:02:31.959 Yeah, yeah, because it's like I don't want to go 0:02:32.040 --> 0:02:34.600 to a restaurant that seems really like formal very and 0:02:34.639 --> 0:02:35.120 I feel a. 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:38.520 Bit coffee is even worse. That's that's a job interview. 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:40.440 I haven't been on a first date in a long time. 0:02:40.480 --> 0:02:41.119 I've told this story. 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:42.919 I've only been on like two first dates of three 0:02:43.080 --> 0:02:46.519 that were with women. But first with hate with Hayden 0:02:46.600 --> 0:02:48.200 was really romantic. I went all out. But the first 0:02:48.240 --> 0:02:49.840 date with this other guy that I saw before Hayden 0:02:50.240 --> 0:02:52.799 was was it was awful. He had the metallic spine, 0:02:52.800 --> 0:02:55.400 he was a bionical remember, Yes, it was awful. 0:02:55.480 --> 0:02:59.360 First into a freezing cold lookout, not realizing a metal up. 0:02:59.560 --> 0:03:01.679 Yeah, I'm like, let's look at let's look at the 0:03:01.680 --> 0:03:03.799 center point tower and have a kiss and here can 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:05.840 go back to the car. 0:03:06.760 --> 0:03:08.680 Know where you were going before the date? Why do 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:09.040 you agree? 0:03:09.080 --> 0:03:09.920 How didn't bring that up? 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:12.560 He had like a trench coat on and a drys 0:03:12.600 --> 0:03:15.080 a bar and I'm like, Jesus fucking midsummer and then 0:03:15.080 --> 0:03:16.680 I'd take you to the car park on top of 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:18.600 the restaurant. I'm like, look at the city because it 0:03:18.600 --> 0:03:20.520 was in Crow's Nest is North Sydney, and I'm like, 0:03:20.600 --> 0:03:24.440 look at the city scape. And he was shivering. Date one, Yeah, you've. 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:25.800 Got a bloke the heaven you mat What was your 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:26.600 first day with him? 0:03:26.840 --> 0:03:29.400 Well, I already knew him for years prior, so our 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:32.560 first date was I was blind on a night out 0:03:32.680 --> 0:03:34.560 and I ended up going back to his house with 0:03:34.600 --> 0:03:36.160 other people and then everyone kind of just left a 0:03:36.240 --> 0:03:36.600 nice day. 0:03:37.200 --> 0:03:39.760 Oh that didn't really ideal. I would like that to 0:03:39.800 --> 0:03:40.480 be the first date. 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:40.880 It's good. 0:03:41.240 --> 0:03:43.160 Drinks are always the good first date because it might 0:03:43.200 --> 0:03:44.960 be awkward for the first little bit and then you 0:03:45.080 --> 0:03:47.680 just have a couple you loosen up. Like my friend 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:51.000 the other day had a first date and she invited 0:03:51.000 --> 0:03:53.400 the guy to her house. Right when I say the 0:03:53.400 --> 0:03:57.080 other day, I mean pre COVID by the way, and 0:03:57.280 --> 0:04:00.120 this was her issue was what do I wear? It's 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:03.920 my house. Ordinarily I'd be wearing trackies. But first date, 0:04:04.000 --> 0:04:05.400 he's not going to come over, and I'm in my 0:04:05.440 --> 0:04:07.760 Peter Alexander Big you know, smock ninety. 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:09.480 And then you don't want something too nice. It's like, 0:04:09.520 --> 0:04:10.240 oh this old thing. 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:11.920 Well, you don't want to come in a ball gown, 0:04:11.960 --> 0:04:14.720 because so we were like what do I wear? And 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:18.160 then it's really awkward. And then also shoes or no shoes? 0:04:18.960 --> 0:04:19.719 Do you wear shoes? 0:04:19.760 --> 0:04:21.479 That's such a And when I have friends of you know, 0:04:21.520 --> 0:04:23.000 I'm like, I'm not going to wear shoes. Hayden's like, 0:04:23.040 --> 0:04:23.840 put shoes on them. 0:04:23.839 --> 0:04:26.640 It's my ause. 0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:29.080 We thank you. But yeah, it's it's not a fun 0:04:29.120 --> 0:04:29.920 time to be dating. 0:04:30.080 --> 0:04:33.240 Yeah, I know. Well I was thinking pre COVID, oh 0:04:33.279 --> 0:04:35.240 I really should start going on more tender dates and stuff, 0:04:35.279 --> 0:04:37.719 and then the universe was like, no, it's Sydney Lockdown, Dylan. 0:04:37.800 --> 0:04:40.720 But so after Lockdown, my dad got it. Oh no, 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:43.320 but yeah, I'm going to try and put myself out 0:04:43.360 --> 0:04:45.479 there a bit more after after Lockdown. But the only 0:04:45.520 --> 0:04:47.599 problem is that, you know how I said, I don't 0:04:47.600 --> 0:04:49.440 want to do the fancy restaurant thing because that's too like, 0:04:49.600 --> 0:04:51.839 too much measure, it's too formal. On the other end 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:53.599 of the spectrum, if we're like, oh, keep it casual, 0:04:53.680 --> 0:04:55.839 let's go for a drive, that just sounds like I'm DTF. 0:04:56.720 --> 0:04:58.520 It sounds like I want it to be casual. 0:04:59.080 --> 0:05:00.960 It pays when it when two guys go on a 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:02.520 date because I'm very old school and I make the 0:05:02.520 --> 0:05:02.960 guy pay. 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:04.359 I'll be the first to say that I don't do 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:05.280 the fifty to fifty thing. 0:05:05.680 --> 0:05:08.000 I always offer the fifty to fifty thing, but they 0:05:08.040 --> 0:05:09.560 always just seen to pay me. And I'm like, well, 0:05:09.600 --> 0:05:10.560 I'm trying to argue. 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:14.839 I mean, she's the richest one in our demographic group. 0:05:15.080 --> 0:05:19.760 I also put on our Instagram asks some people for 0:05:19.800 --> 0:05:22.440 their like best first date, and some of them I'm like, 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:25.360 I'm not taking that idea and sealing it for myself. Paintball, 0:05:26.680 --> 0:05:29.240 I'm like, get shot on my first date. 0:05:29.360 --> 0:05:31.279 Sorry, do we say we have a message from someone? 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:31.600 There? 0:05:31.640 --> 0:05:33.839 You go it's not Twitter, but okay, that's fine. 0:05:33.920 --> 0:05:36.360 That just means social media. And then Laura said, no, 0:05:36.400 --> 0:05:38.800 you get the dinner. You know that Apple didn't. 0:05:38.839 --> 0:05:39.120 There you go. 0:05:39.720 --> 0:05:43.920 That's like MSN alright, let's say that this came from 0:05:43.960 --> 0:05:46.560 Laura on MSN. All right. She said that she ate 0:05:46.680 --> 0:05:49.279 chip from gravy to look out. Simple but I but 0:05:49.400 --> 0:05:52.839 I was with someone I love. Now that's kind of cute. Actually, yeah, 0:05:52.839 --> 0:05:53.560 I think that. 0:05:53.480 --> 0:05:55.080 Hayden and I had our first adida to look out 0:05:55.080 --> 0:05:55.880 and it's been success. 0:05:56.000 --> 0:05:58.320 You love a lookout, don't you? You took the bionicleman? There, 0:05:58.400 --> 0:06:00.480 Hayden there, I've never done look out. 0:06:00.600 --> 0:06:02.560 Awkward, there's nothing to talk about. 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:05.080 Well, I haven't gotten any good ideas today, so I'm screwed. 0:06:05.120 --> 0:06:06.960 Still still no good ideas for a first date. I 0:06:07.080 --> 0:06:08.719 just get blind at someone's house like Nat did that? 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:12.960 Scenems it work? Go back after after midnight, Okay, I'll 0:06:13.000 --> 0:06:14.960 loiter at the party, be the last person to leave. 0:06:15.160 --> 0:06:15.760 Sound advice? 0:06:15.920 --> 0:06:16.240 All right? 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:23.719 Is it just me? Do you also say jug? 0:06:24.480 --> 0:06:24.760 Huh? 0:06:24.800 --> 0:06:24.960 What? 0:06:25.360 --> 0:06:27.320 Like, hey babe, can you turn the jug on? 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:29.400 Oh? Instead of kettle? 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:31.480 Yeah? No, they're different. 0:06:31.960 --> 0:06:33.640 No, a jug is a kettle and a kettle is 0:06:33.680 --> 0:06:34.080 a jug. 0:06:34.240 --> 0:06:36.320 Kettle is a kettle? A jugs? What you put cold 0:06:36.320 --> 0:06:37.400 water in the fridge. 0:06:37.120 --> 0:06:39.320 If there was an electricity to said kettle, it'd be 0:06:39.320 --> 0:06:39.719 a jug. 0:06:40.200 --> 0:06:41.200 Oh my god. 0:06:41.520 --> 0:06:44.240 If it's a jug, it's just a jug, right. 0:06:44.279 --> 0:06:46.200 But I grew up with the jug being the electric 0:06:46.320 --> 0:06:47.039 the electric jug. 0:06:47.160 --> 0:06:51.040 It was a jug when the neighbors came over. Yeah, 0:06:51.120 --> 0:06:53.680 your mum was like, oh hi, Denise, come on in, 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:54.719 I'll put the jug on. 0:06:55.360 --> 0:06:57.359 Yes, that's weird. That feels homely to me. 0:06:57.640 --> 0:07:00.240 You pop the kettle on, No, pop the kettle, all 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:01.480 long bag of chips. 0:07:01.880 --> 0:07:03.560 The kettle is what a witch has. 0:07:04.200 --> 0:07:08.599 What do you mean a big black caldron and a kettle? 0:07:10.720 --> 0:07:13.440 You please google kettle chips logo now, thank you. 0:07:13.520 --> 0:07:15.280 Yeah, that's a cauldron. 0:07:15.680 --> 0:07:17.040 I know you're not getting a phone now. 0:07:17.120 --> 0:07:20.120 They're called kettle chips, kettle chips. 0:07:20.520 --> 0:07:22.680 I wanted to prove my point. Google the definition of 0:07:22.680 --> 0:07:24.360 a jug. While you're at it. I want to know 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:26.840 do you call it a douner or a quilt or 0:07:26.840 --> 0:07:27.400 a duvel? 0:07:27.440 --> 0:07:28.800 I've got a list. Thanks for ruining it. 0:07:29.160 --> 0:07:30.600 Sorry, I say it okay. 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:35.480 A jug is a container which a handle and a 0:07:35.560 --> 0:07:38.200 lip used for pouring liquids. 0:07:38.480 --> 0:07:40.280 Yes, because I already know the kettle. 0:07:40.320 --> 0:07:42.760 Think that just said Google the definition of a jug. 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:46.640 Oh sorry, see that definition mentioned nothing about electricity. 0:07:46.760 --> 0:07:49.400 It just says used for holding and pouring liquids. 0:07:49.440 --> 0:07:50.920 I can do that with my jug and it just 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:51.920 so happens to be electric. 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:55.520 But what differentiates it is the electricity which makes it 0:07:55.560 --> 0:07:58.360 a kettle. Like you don't call an electric blanket a blanket. 0:07:58.440 --> 0:08:01.400 It's an electric blanket. Joking not No. 0:08:01.520 --> 0:08:03.480 I'm wrong here, incorrect, Rare. 0:08:03.680 --> 0:08:06.120 What about do you say or do we say duvet? 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:07.760 Oh? 0:08:07.840 --> 0:08:09.480 Sorry, I do think quill, but I say quilled. 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:09.960 I say quill. 0:08:11.000 --> 0:08:14.040 Really I think that. So you're a good ship from 0:08:14.080 --> 0:08:21.640 dub are you well? So regional? What's Dubbo known forth? Yeah, 0:08:22.000 --> 0:08:22.640 that's what it is. 0:08:23.960 --> 0:08:26.000 General, been there and Nat and I we've said this 0:08:26.040 --> 0:08:27.920 in the last episode We went to school together show? 0:08:28.360 --> 0:08:30.240 That was my school, captain Rubbish. 0:08:30.400 --> 0:08:32.000 I actually I was sports school. 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:34.440 I knew you were something. What sport were you? 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:35.440 Else? Were really bad? 0:08:35.920 --> 0:08:38.800 James Cook like all these awful old man? 0:08:39.440 --> 0:08:40.640 What do you mean? 0:08:40.800 --> 0:08:41.000 Way? 0:08:41.760 --> 0:08:43.400 What house? Do you mean? You were in? 0:08:43.440 --> 0:08:44.000 Weinstein? 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:44.240 Right? 0:08:45.760 --> 0:08:53.600 Give me who was the Hitler house? 0:08:53.640 --> 0:08:53.960 Captain? 0:08:57.000 --> 0:09:00.840 I remember I was in Bills and Crosby has changed. 0:09:00.920 --> 0:09:01.920 I was in Jeffrey Epstein. 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:06.440 Really I was that house? 0:09:05.240 --> 0:09:08.520 Did what about? 0:09:09.160 --> 0:09:12.360 What about this is only me. But I say bubbler, 0:09:12.720 --> 0:09:13.959 But Hayden says, fountain. 0:09:14.240 --> 0:09:18.280 No fountains American, really fountains American? 0:09:18.360 --> 0:09:21.600 You know that Americans not Americans. Melbournie. It's the same 0:09:21.640 --> 0:09:26.480 thing people in Melbourne call sausage sandwiches, sausages in bread. 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:31.040 I'm like, say sausage sizzle like we do sausages in bread. 0:09:31.240 --> 0:09:33.440 Cushion or pillow, it depends. 0:09:33.320 --> 0:09:37.840 Different different bed. Cushion is like on the lamb. Yeah, 0:09:37.960 --> 0:09:41.120 pillows A cushion's decorative, but a pillow you actually go 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:41.839 nine nines on. 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:44.200 Ah very night? 0:09:45.320 --> 0:09:45.560 Wrong? 0:09:45.640 --> 0:09:47.040 Do you guys know? If you snall? 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:53.360 I believe I don't like like a warhog. 0:09:54.440 --> 0:09:55.840 You do seem like someone small. 0:09:56.160 --> 0:09:58.920 Well, I never used to. And then I was like, 0:09:59.040 --> 0:10:00.720 especially when I'm sick or drunk. 0:10:01.559 --> 0:10:04.280 My boyfriend said he actually can't sleep and I wake 0:10:04.320 --> 0:10:05.120 up he's in the loud. 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:10.200 I'm gonna this happened the other day. When I had 0:10:10.280 --> 0:10:12.760 him revealed it to me, he was like, when I 0:10:12.760 --> 0:10:14.920 get home from work, right if sometimes I cant home 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:17.160 at mid or twelve thirty and he's not even asleep 0:10:17.200 --> 0:10:19.400 yet because he stays up and he's like, oh God, 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:21.120 watch on your iPad. I'm like, that's nice. He wants 0:10:21.160 --> 0:10:22.800 me to relax, and then one I want to come 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:24.439 in I can talk to you and said no, no, go out, 0:10:24.480 --> 0:10:26.160 go out. I'm like, no, I want to come to bed. 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:26.840 I'm tired. Is it no? 0:10:26.920 --> 0:10:29.680 Please? Please don't. I was like why because you SnO 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:31.040 cut for asleep. 0:10:31.760 --> 0:10:34.880 So he's been holding this in for you, helpless by 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:37.240 saying go kick back and relax on the couch, have 0:10:37.320 --> 0:10:41.439 some me time. He just doesn't want this fucking in bed. 0:10:41.640 --> 0:10:44.640 Yes, he's got an l fucking choopercaba in bed within 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:47.000 every night storing. 0:10:47.120 --> 0:10:47.720 Is that bad? 0:10:47.960 --> 0:10:49.360 Has your boyfriend ever recorded it? 0:10:49.720 --> 0:10:51.800 Yeah? He has, It's all you haven't. I don't think 0:10:51.800 --> 0:10:54.000 I have it. I'll message him because he has, but 0:10:54.160 --> 0:10:55.240 he he's no better. 0:10:55.280 --> 0:10:58.320 He grinds his teeth, so I'm next to oh no, 0:10:58.480 --> 0:11:00.760 it actually like I create to the thought of him 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:01.880 grinding his teeth down. 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:04.240 What do you feel like, Mitchell? Did you do an impression? 0:11:04.320 --> 0:11:04.480 Yeah? 0:11:04.480 --> 0:11:06.080 Because I said to him, how do I snore? And 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:07.120 I did it? And he said that's it. 0:11:07.120 --> 0:11:15.839 It was like this, how does Hayden deal. 0:11:18.120 --> 0:11:18.160 That? 0:11:18.280 --> 0:11:19.079 Poor boyfriend? 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:19.840 Poor? 0:11:20.559 --> 0:11:24.280 Anyway, I'm texted for a video of all right, now 0:11:24.280 --> 0:11:26.679 you're ready for your let's jump it right? 0:11:28.360 --> 0:11:37.080 Is it just me? Have you never seen your dad's dick? 0:11:40.880 --> 0:11:42.960 Thank you for coming on that. It was a real 0:11:43.000 --> 0:11:44.760 pleasure to have you on the show. 0:11:46.040 --> 0:11:47.280 You know what, probably the last time. 0:11:47.320 --> 0:11:50.480 We've done a bit too many, have you done? 0:11:51.640 --> 0:11:53.680 I mean I probably have, but I don't recall like 0:11:53.720 --> 0:11:55.640 I would have. I'm sure I would have, like showered 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:57.320 with him or something when I was really little, but 0:11:57.360 --> 0:11:57.720 I don't. 0:11:58.080 --> 0:11:59.480 I can't remember, neither can I. 0:11:59.520 --> 0:12:01.840 So I'm sure sure I saw my dad's once upon 0:12:01.880 --> 0:12:05.280 a time as well, but like not now that's weird. 0:12:05.400 --> 0:12:07.720 No, not really, So I haven't seen current dad dick. 0:12:08.160 --> 0:12:11.000 Although your family is very close, nothing would surprise me. 0:12:11.080 --> 0:12:14.560 I've seen my dad's penis, yes, how recently the last 0:12:14.600 --> 0:12:21.680 five years. Oh what swimming they were swimming you in 0:12:21.720 --> 0:12:22.280 your backyard. 0:12:22.520 --> 0:12:23.559 But he'll dad, My. 0:12:23.600 --> 0:12:26.440 Dad is very fit. He's six, just turned sixty, and 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:28.760 he just he's always in his underpants, always in his 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:32.160 skungies the through. No, he just takes them off like 0:12:32.200 --> 0:12:34.040 he'll be at the back door and then wrap a 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:35.880 towel around him. But or like he'll be in the 0:12:35.920 --> 0:12:38.480 shower and then he'll have left his toothbrush, but he's 0:12:38.520 --> 0:12:40.760 not afraid to run out and like get it from 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:42.480 the bench in the kitchen table and a run back. 0:12:42.559 --> 0:12:44.400 Has he not been to the beach where guys wrap 0:12:44.480 --> 0:12:46.800 the towel around and then take their undies off. 0:12:48.400 --> 0:12:49.720 We're a very close family. 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:50.760 What about you, Jenna? 0:12:51.040 --> 0:12:52.160 No, I never have. 0:12:53.000 --> 0:12:56.720 Never, Like, as far as you can remember, you never have. Yeah, okay, 0:12:56.840 --> 0:12:57.680 mum's kids. 0:12:57.880 --> 0:12:58.800 Yeah, I've seen my mums. 0:12:59.040 --> 0:13:00.680 Again, I'm sure I would, but I can't. 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:03.160 Like he's suckled on it. I'm sure, but like you know, I. 0:13:03.080 --> 0:13:07.720 Was, I was a No, I was a porridge baby, 0:13:08.360 --> 0:13:12.800 bottle fed baby. I was bottle fed. 0:13:12.920 --> 0:13:14.600 Yeah, so you live in a house. 0:13:14.960 --> 0:13:15.040 No. 0:13:15.200 --> 0:13:18.680 I have seen my mum's breast in upwards breast, don't 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:22.160 say breasts, but I've seen. I've seen it. 0:13:22.440 --> 0:13:23.840 I can't believe we're talking about this. 0:13:24.640 --> 0:13:26.719 Well, No, So this is how it came about. 0:13:26.960 --> 0:13:30.440 I was talking to someone recently about we're talking about 0:13:30.440 --> 0:13:32.640 whether the circumcision was a thing anymore, and I said 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:35.560 I wouldn't even know if my family were, And he's. 0:13:35.400 --> 0:13:36.760 Like, surely you know what your dad is. 0:13:37.559 --> 0:13:37.800 No? 0:13:38.040 --> 0:13:38.679 Do you not know? 0:13:39.040 --> 0:13:39.240 No? 0:13:39.440 --> 0:13:39.760 Okay? 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:40.800 And I'm not going to ask you. 0:13:41.160 --> 0:13:43.840 The only reason I know if my dad is the reason, 0:13:43.920 --> 0:13:46.880 it's because I remember Mum making some comment about I 0:13:46.920 --> 0:13:49.640 think dad is cut, and she's like, oh, he just 0:13:49.640 --> 0:13:51.400 said that he couldn't do that to his boys. So 0:13:51.480 --> 0:13:53.120 me and my brother are not right. 0:13:53.320 --> 0:13:55.600 But he is interesting because it normally follows the trend 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:59.240 of the dad. My mum kept my foreskin what my 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:03.760 mom still has it in a Fisherman's friends John eat it, 0:14:05.200 --> 0:14:07.920 I believe, But the foreskin. This is true, Jenny. You 0:14:07.920 --> 0:14:09.280 can Google to back it up and we'll get it 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:10.440 in a month if you're at the same rate as 0:14:10.440 --> 0:14:17.200 a kettle chip. Baby baby foreskin is in is in many, many, 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:18.200 many ice creams. 0:14:18.600 --> 0:14:22.160 I've heard that too, But that's just revolting because. 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:25.760 It's so full of stem cells, because it's so nutrient rich. 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:31.640 My I cream has chunks in it. Yeah. 0:14:31.840 --> 0:14:33.560 If I read the back of that little clinic bottle 0:14:33.600 --> 0:14:38.160 and I see baby foreskin, I'm throwing it out. 0:14:38.720 --> 0:14:46.680 Fucking partolic acid, baby dick. Anyway that my dad's peanis sorry, Jenna, would. 0:14:46.440 --> 0:14:46.720 You like to. 0:14:48.520 --> 0:14:48.720 Jump? 0:14:50.400 --> 0:14:51.560 Is it just me? 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:58.400 Does every Meyer and David Jones have a leak on 0:14:58.440 --> 0:15:04.040 the roof with a I swear every single one I've 0:15:04.080 --> 0:15:06.640 ever been to has right. 0:15:07.760 --> 0:15:08.400 That's brilliant. 0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:10.480 There's just something old about them. I've never seen like 0:15:10.520 --> 0:15:12.320 a brand new Myral David Jones. 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:14.520 That is so Truecke's everywhere. 0:15:14.600 --> 0:15:18.000 Yes, can we get Jenny to call on Myral David Jones? 0:15:18.040 --> 0:15:19.600 You just say, have you fixed that leak yet? 0:15:19.960 --> 0:15:20.960 Yeah? 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:23.320 When thinking of Meyron David Jones? Is it just me? 0:15:23.520 --> 0:15:25.760 Or do you put David Jones as like a little 0:15:25.760 --> 0:15:26.560 bit fancy. 0:15:26.280 --> 0:15:26.600 Of the mind. 0:15:26.840 --> 0:15:29.880 Definitely better BRANDT brands and stuff, David Jones? 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:32.600 And can you tell me what store we're contacting? 0:15:32.720 --> 0:15:33.000 Dubo. 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:39.280 Okay, they've got this is what this example is based off. 0:15:39.280 --> 0:15:42.280 All right, they're calling through now and this is double this. 0:15:43.800 --> 0:15:44.280 Go Jenna. 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:53.120 Hello, Hello, I was wondering if the leaks on your 0:15:53.200 --> 0:15:54.840 roof have been fixed yet. 0:15:57.080 --> 0:15:58.560 Sorry, I think you've got the wrong number. 0:15:58.760 --> 0:15:59.320 Is this Mayer? 0:16:01.000 --> 0:16:01.520 No, it's not. 0:16:02.600 --> 0:16:03.680 Oh sorry, who's this? 0:16:05.680 --> 0:16:06.280 Who are you? 0:16:07.160 --> 0:16:07.920 My name's Jenna? 0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:11.120 Okay, well I don't know how you came on to 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:12.360 the phone call. 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:14.920 Sorry, is this Maya? 0:16:15.760 --> 0:16:15.880 No? 0:16:16.960 --> 0:16:20.160 Oh, that's a kiss call? Wait wait wait, wait, there 0:16:20.840 --> 0:16:21.320