1
00:00:01,440 --> 00:00:03,320
Speaker 1: And Amanda jam Nation.

2
00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:05,480
Speaker 2: I've told you the time I pressed the wrong button

3
00:00:05,519 --> 00:00:10,680
Speaker 2: in a Japanese toilet. Yes, we were in Japan. When

4
00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:12,240
Speaker 2: you travel can be binding.

5
00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:16,160
Speaker 1: So it was a few days was a few days worth.

6
00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:17,479
Speaker 1: I hadn't been to the loo.

7
00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:20,400
Speaker 2: And you are regular as clow Well, I don't know,

8
00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:21,840
Speaker 2: but on this whole around, like.

9
00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:25,880
Speaker 3: People here, you'll make time their lunch breaks to your movements.

10
00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:30,640
Speaker 3: They do stop right there o'clock time, their lunch breaks,

11
00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:34,240
Speaker 3: the time their day. It's not the speaking clock doesn't

12
00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:37,440
Speaker 3: exist anymore.

13
00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:41,640
Speaker 2: Because you know you're overstating my regularity. Suggestive On holidays.

14
00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:43,880
Speaker 1: You know you can get out of whack. So it's

15
00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:46,479
Speaker 1: been three or four days, and every time I was

16
00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:48,519
Speaker 1: in the hotel, I was thinking, come on, come on.

17
00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:52,600
Speaker 1: But then there I was at a shopping center when

18
00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:56,279
Speaker 1: nature decided now's the time, so I found my way

19
00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:57,760
Speaker 1: to the loop. I don't know if you've ever seen

20
00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:01,560
Speaker 1: a Japanese toilet, but there's no simple flush button. There's

21
00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:05,479
Speaker 1: a thousand buttons for the wash, a thousand buttons for music,

22
00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:07,440
Speaker 1: for the sound of running water, for this, for this,

23
00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:11,760
Speaker 1: for this. I couldn't find the flush, so I thought, well,

24
00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:15,040
Speaker 1: what's this button on the wall. So I pressed that button,

25
00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:18,880
Speaker 1: stand up and the toilet flushes automatically because I stood up,

26
00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:20,040
Speaker 1: and I thought, oh, well.

27
00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:22,360
Speaker 2: That's how that works. But what have I pressed on

28
00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:22,800
Speaker 2: the wall.

29
00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:29,160
Speaker 1: Next minute, ten security guards with little batons running up

30
00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:32,800
Speaker 1: the stairs towards the toilet. I had pressed the security alert,

31
00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:36,000
Speaker 1: they thought, and probably they were right. They'd been a

32
00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:39,880
Speaker 1: sarrengas attang as they raced towards the bathroom. I'd made

33
00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:42,160
Speaker 1: my way out of the qubicle by then, and when

34
00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:44,240
Speaker 1: I saw that they were all coming up the stairs.

35
00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:46,280
Speaker 1: It was in a shopping center, so I pretended I

36
00:01:46,319 --> 00:01:47,039
Speaker 1: was just looking at.

37
00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:51,880
Speaker 2: The candles as they all raced in to face whatever

38
00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:52,440
Speaker 2: was there.