WEBVTT - MINI: Monday Winners

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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, so yesterday Monday, start the week. Were you

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<v Speaker 2>a Monday winner or loser? Let us know A nine

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<v Speaker 2>four one four one oh four three, Patsy, were you

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<v Speaker 2>a Monday winner or losey.

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<v Speaker 1>Yesterday, I was definitely a Monday winner because that park

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<v Speaker 1>right out the front of the building, the A one

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<v Speaker 1>park goodness finally came off.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, here's too late. So you're now at the front.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm at the front right, julations, thank you. So you're

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<v Speaker 1>next to Jackie Boy, next to Jackie Boy, and why

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<v Speaker 1>why else would you reverse into a park other than

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<v Speaker 1>when you've got the best park? So I did go

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<v Speaker 1>front in, like on it in this morning, and they thought, no, heck,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm right at the front. I deserved to back in.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's a quick escape, so I reversed in.

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<v Speaker 2>Is anyone else confused?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know why you're saying the reverse park is

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<v Speaker 3>like a chocolate cake. That's a great tree.

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<v Speaker 1>Rouble is it's a quick getaway.

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<v Speaker 2>It is a quick getaway, but it's thirty in the

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<v Speaker 2>morning when your your motor skills. I don't think you're

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<v Speaker 2>at their best have to do that? Can you do

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<v Speaker 2>it easily that time of the morning you get in

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<v Speaker 2>so early as well.

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<v Speaker 1>A couple of guys it was good.

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<v Speaker 2>To go through anyone's pitchinghole sort of rifle stuff. She

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<v Speaker 2>did a raw bird in the morning. Cameras aren't on

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<v Speaker 2>or anything. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>What it's easy is because there's no other cars in

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<v Speaker 1>the parks, so it doesn't matter if I go over

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<v Speaker 1>the line, well i'll go forward a bit more, doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>matter because there's no one else around you.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got what this is the hour. The hours are fun.

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<v Speaker 2>You're going to have at sort of half four am

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<v Speaker 2>walking basically in an empty car, pack whoever you want to.

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<v Speaker 2>But more, you are a Monday winner.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I am absolutely. I reckon hundred out one hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what a lovely score. I didn't know we would

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<v Speaker 2>also added that to it, not just only Monday Monday loser,

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<v Speaker 2>but a score out of a hundred.

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<v Speaker 3>I'mde Monday loser today. No reverse parks for me on

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<v Speaker 3>a Monday.

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<v Speaker 2>Part from that toilet earlier, but five to six. I

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<v Speaker 2>exhaust fell.

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<v Speaker 3>Off a couple of days ago. I pulled off a

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<v Speaker 3>bit of my thumbnail and it's since been infected and

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<v Speaker 3>it's been growing and growing, this hard, tough puss ball

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<v Speaker 3>under my thumb. Biank yesterday took to some home surgery

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<v Speaker 3>and got out the nail clippers and tried to pull

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<v Speaker 3>it all apart and squeeze some of the Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>My god, this is modern love, isn't it? When you're

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<v Speaker 2>squeezing puss out of your husband.

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<v Speaker 3>It was some of the most excruciating pain I've ever

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<v Speaker 3>and then it didn't fix it.

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<v Speaker 2>So was it like it in growing noil or compact nail?

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<v Speaker 3>I think it was at one point in ingrown nail.

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<v Speaker 3>I've tried to rip out the ingrown bit and the

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<v Speaker 3>nutbits got infected and it's since got.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry you got infected nut now squeezing the poison. Don't

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<v Speaker 2>answer that old trick some stuff. No, not this again, Jack,

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<v Speaker 2>We've spoken about Pepe.

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<v Speaker 3>Despite Biank's home surgery, I still have to go. I

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<v Speaker 3>still had to go to the doctor.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, what kind of antibotics were for your thumb? I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Finger infection.

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<v Speaker 2>A friend of mine had some kind of in growing

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<v Speaker 2>now on his thumb right and it was becoming so sore.

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<v Speaker 2>Couldn't get it see his doctor because it was in

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<v Speaker 2>the UK for about two weeks. He got out. He

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<v Speaker 2>has a model train set and he's got one of

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<v Speaker 2>these small drills. Oh no, did home surgery infected?

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<v Speaker 3>It had to He drilled into his finger.

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<v Speaker 2>When the paramatics came around, Actually one that you know,

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<v Speaker 2>and they're obviously very professional, always right paramats. One of

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<v Speaker 2>them couldn't help himself and went what he heard him

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<v Speaker 2>in the other and go, what kind of idiot? They

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<v Speaker 2>should be allowed to say that to us? They should

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<v Speaker 2>be allowed to actually judge us.

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<v Speaker 3>You're going to look after.

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<v Speaker 2>What's he doing for the drill into your bloody thud?

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<v Speaker 2>No medical training. This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast