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<v Speaker 1>Christian o'connells Show podcast on Friday. Show then chat post

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<v Speaker 1>hit us with some shocking revelations that he intended to

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<v Speaker 1>play over the weekend for the first time. Dungeons and

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<v Speaker 1>Dragons now still keep an open mind.

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<v Speaker 2>Three maximum limit to play that sound and that's number one.

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<v Speaker 2>So just to take you back, my friend Nigel had

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<v Speaker 2>organized for a song to play Dungeons and Dragons, which

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<v Speaker 2>is like I thought it was a board game.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not.

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<v Speaker 2>You do roll dice, but it's more of a role

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<v Speaker 2>playing game where Nigel is the dungeon master. He runs

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<v Speaker 2>the world and we.

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<v Speaker 1>Nigel is a fifteen year old friend of yours. Nigel

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<v Speaker 1>is a thirty two year old school teacher. Right.

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<v Speaker 2>He actually went to so much effort he three D

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<v Speaker 2>printed our characters, so we got to come up with

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<v Speaker 2>our our names.

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<v Speaker 1>It is mum's basement where obviously still lives. He's got

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<v Speaker 1>three D printer out in there is it.

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<v Speaker 2>We each got three D printer, pen pencil, eraser each

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<v Speaker 2>and a notebook.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting I don't about you, Pats. I'm getting really

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<v Speaker 1>rounds right now. You had me at pencil and eraser,

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<v Speaker 1>so I like on a Saturday night, a pencil and

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<v Speaker 1>an eraser, and.

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<v Speaker 2>We each get a twenty sided dice, so you don't

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<v Speaker 2>even have to share the dice. You get your own dice.

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<v Speaker 1>What does a twenty sided dice look like?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it looks like I mean, imagine a dice, but

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<v Speaker 2>now it's got twenty sides.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to it's so harsh to a twenty sided dice.

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<v Speaker 1>Why does it need to have that many auctions?

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<v Speaker 2>Well that they're your attack points. So say if you're

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<v Speaker 2>fighting a goblin and the goblin's arm strength is fourteen.

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<v Speaker 1>That's two one more use it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you'll have to roll above a fourteen to kill

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<v Speaker 2>the goblin. Well, actually I could. I could roll say

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<v Speaker 2>a ten because I had a plus five strength, so

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<v Speaker 2>I get to add five to my attack dice.

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<v Speaker 1>But that is years.

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<v Speaker 2>But to take you back to two o'clock on Saturday

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<v Speaker 2>afternoon at my house I was hosting. Bianca had long gone.

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<v Speaker 2>She planned just genuinely.

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<v Speaker 1>She's packed as a final score. The fact that you

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<v Speaker 1>even put my hat rack up in four good weeks, right,

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<v Speaker 1>but the dungeons dragons was the last thing she just

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<v Speaker 1>took off. She's left you.

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<v Speaker 2>She organize something for the afternoon and into the night.

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<v Speaker 2>She stay far away from Dungeons of Dragons.

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<v Speaker 1>This is why footy has to return normally. You been

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<v Speaker 1>watching a bombs Okay, now at two in the afternoon

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<v Speaker 1>on a Saturday, when we should be watching a great game,

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing Dungeons and Dragons.

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<v Speaker 2>Well lucky, I picked two o'clock in the afternoon. The

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<v Speaker 2>originally it was originally going to be on Saturday night.

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<v Speaker 2>We would still be playing. It goes for so long?

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<v Speaker 1>How long were you playing?

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<v Speaker 2>Five and a half hour forget it? No, No, No,

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<v Speaker 2>five and a half hours for chapter one?

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<v Speaker 1>How many chapters?

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<v Speaker 2>Five chapters? So we have only we've only played one

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<v Speaker 2>fifth of our campaign.

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<v Speaker 1>What's a campaign?

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<v Speaker 2>We have to we have to come back again to

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<v Speaker 2>who are you in it? I'm I'm the noble human fighter.

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<v Speaker 2>My name was Colder Saint Clair. My powers were my strength,

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<v Speaker 2>but I had low intelligence and.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, strong boy. So we would.

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<v Speaker 2>Find goblins wolves. I killed Clagg, the head of the

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<v Speaker 2>Goblin leader.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, she had a pretty good weekend. You killed Clack.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I got a new hoover, but you killed Clack.

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<v Speaker 1>Update the news half has died.

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<v Speaker 2>I told you the character that I told you about

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<v Speaker 2>on Friday?

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<v Speaker 1>What was his name? I didn't play for five hours.

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<v Speaker 2>Gunderin rock seed Seeker. He got kidnapped, so we actually

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<v Speaker 2>had to go crag more hide out.

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<v Speaker 1>Roll that twenty sided dice again, Be honest with me,

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<v Speaker 1>what was it like?

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<v Speaker 2>It's honestly, it's it's fun to hang out with your friends.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, it's funny with your friends. Why get twenty

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<v Speaker 1>starded dice involved and grunk locked fart pants wherever it is?

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<v Speaker 2>It goes for way too long. It honestly went for

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<v Speaker 2>way too long. You're seated at the table for five

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<v Speaker 2>and a half hours and by the time you killed

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<v Speaker 2>clag you're on the one fifth of the way through

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<v Speaker 2>the story.

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<v Speaker 1>And why does it take so long? Because I'll tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you why because there's no you're not having goes.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not like Monopoly. Where's your go? Patses?

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<v Speaker 1>Go my guy? So what you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>You just at any time you can ask any question

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<v Speaker 2>like dungeon Master, may I inspect the wagon? Okay? If

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<v Speaker 2>you if you roll your twenty sided dice and score

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<v Speaker 2>over a.

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<v Speaker 1>Ten, dungeon Master, can I get a life?

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<v Speaker 2>Dungeon Master can I loot the bodies of the goblins

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<v Speaker 2>we killed. Okay, you loot the.

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<v Speaker 1>Body and get on. Who's dungeon mass? Is that nice?

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<v Speaker 2>That's Nigel so And because he's never played before, he

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<v Speaker 2>kept he's got like an almanac that he kept going

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<v Speaker 2>back to and like, can they check the wagon? Right

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<v Speaker 2>in the wagon you find well?

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<v Speaker 1>Nitmus test question right? Will there be a chapter two?

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<v Speaker 2>They want to do a chapter two?

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<v Speaker 1>That's not the answer. I am busy, busy that guy

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Christian o'con show, yes, count your blessings. You're not

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<v Speaker 1>in the studio with us, because I'm very vulnerable here

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<v Speaker 1>right in the studio is just me and him at

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<v Speaker 1>the one right, And then producers allowed him what you know,

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<v Speaker 1>social distance, and he just came round to my side

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<v Speaker 1>of the desk where all the bars are, and he went, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>here there's a little video from that night when they're

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<v Speaker 1>playing dungeons and dragons you've never seen. There's all these

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<v Speaker 1>kind of worksheets and admin and this Nigel, the so

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<v Speaker 1>called dungeon masters, well, just do it. As all dungeon

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<v Speaker 1>masters are. They are all sponsored by nikey, aren't they.

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<v Speaker 1>Dungeon masters? Just do it. Just roll it all right, Patsy.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the song that sums up your weekend?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what, I made a magical discovery yesterday Our

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<v Speaker 3>eight year old spilt her drink on our couch, on

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<v Speaker 3>our leather couch. That's why we've got leather. When you've

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<v Speaker 3>got kids, you've got to have leather, right, It's just

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<v Speaker 3>like spray and wipe clean, not fabric.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know you guys are leather couch people.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, love a leather couch.

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't surprise me. Yeah. Nice. What do you mean by

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<v Speaker 1>that comfort? I've always dreamed of having a leather couch.

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<v Speaker 1>They would never let me, but I think that is.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it one where you've got all the arm rest

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<v Speaker 1>and resting them cup holders?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and the recliners yep.

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<v Speaker 1>So what was your magical discovery of the weekend?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I didn't realize it had this magical pocket in

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<v Speaker 3>the middle of the sofa that actually folds out into

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<v Speaker 3>a little tray with two cup holders. Had absolutely no

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<v Speaker 3>idea that it was there. Can't remember when we bought

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<v Speaker 3>it that that was a feature.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the couch.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's just it's amazing. You can put your computer

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<v Speaker 3>up on it, have a Kappa on there and it's

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<v Speaker 3>nice and stable. It's like a built in stable table.

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<v Speaker 1>Right when you ask me to get this clip ready,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought there had been some magic in the Patsy House.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I can't wait to find out what

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<v Speaker 1>that is? A magical discovery. We were soul Jack and

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<v Speaker 1>like magical beans Jack and the bean Stalk, right, A

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<v Speaker 1>magical finding that there's a tray in your in your

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<v Speaker 1>sofar a couch. It's not a magical discovery of Narni,

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<v Speaker 1>it is.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a life changer. You can Coppa's in there in remote.

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<v Speaker 1>Needs to come back. Honestly, I've seen what happens to

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<v Speaker 1>your Australians when there's no footy. You're thinking it's magical

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<v Speaker 1>that the couch has got an armrest. Jack's playing Dungeons

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<v Speaker 1>and Dragons on Saturday afternoon at two o'clock. This is

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<v Speaker 1>what happens is coming back Dune the eleventh. Thankfully, everybody

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<v Speaker 1>break Christian Iconnell the Christian o'connalds Show podcast. Saturday was

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<v Speaker 1>our twenty second wedding anniversary, so I cracked out of

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<v Speaker 1>bed really early at half six to get everything ready.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted my wife to wake up and just everything

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<v Speaker 1>be taken care of. Okay, so we're ent. Sure the

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<v Speaker 1>dogs were walked and all their pooped, and Pea was

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<v Speaker 1>cleaned up in the puppies. I didn't want to have

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<v Speaker 1>her stress to meet her in the morning, and I

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<v Speaker 1>had a nice breakfast waiting. I said, when you start

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<v Speaker 1>to stir, text me and I'll get all the breakfast

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<v Speaker 1>ready so that when you come out it's all there. Patsy,

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<v Speaker 1>get this. I also had twenty two roses, one for

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<v Speaker 1>each year, all.

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<v Speaker 3>Waiting, are you rhymeo you?

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<v Speaker 1>And then when she came to the kitchen, I had

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<v Speaker 1>this plane. This was our first dance twenty two years

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<v Speaker 1>ago from Romeo and Juliet, which is a big movie

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<v Speaker 1>we love that came out in ninety eight as well. However,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, sometimes you can have all the best plans

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<v Speaker 1>and then you don't know what woman is ever waking up.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I've got all this, I'm playing this almost drops

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<v Speaker 1>to her hands and knees, crying so many lovely memories.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, she's really crying. I go, what is it?

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<v Speaker 1>This made me think about my mom and that my dad,

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<v Speaker 1>and how I don't know when we're going to see

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<v Speaker 1>them now? Today's a going to this morning now. So anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>she's so upset, you know, and actually, to be honest,

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<v Speaker 1>both of us at the moment, it's a conversation we're

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<v Speaker 1>not happening because we don't know when Internet. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>we are. I'm not moaning about here in Australia. We

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely love our life here. This is home and I hope,

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<v Speaker 1>I hope this is for the rest of our lives.

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<v Speaker 1>We love it here. But you know, we're obviously missing

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<v Speaker 1>mom and dad because we know that you can't just

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<v Speaker 1>hop on a plane. We were going to be going

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<v Speaker 1>back for Christmas. Actually, when you look to the wedding photos,

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<v Speaker 1>you're seeing all your family and mates, so I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know when we're going to get to see them. So anyway, obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>when when a lady really cries, I mean she's going

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<v Speaker 1>for ten or fifteen minutes and she's feeling what she's feeling.

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<v Speaker 1>The kids come down right and as roses, everyone like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh it's low. They see him on they go, what

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<v Speaker 1>have you done? Tom? And then lois, my thirteen year older,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's not some of my human just goes.

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<v Speaker 1>She must have really hated that day, and even I

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<v Speaker 1>started to think, is she crying about her mum or

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<v Speaker 1>is it actually.

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<v Speaker 2>That decision that she made twenty two years ago?

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<v Speaker 1>Just thought that he could change. I just thought he

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<v Speaker 1>could change. So anyway, So, like we were talking about

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<v Speaker 1>last week on the show, in the evening, then we

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<v Speaker 1>drove the car to our favorite restaurant and I were

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<v Speaker 1>arranged to pick up our dinner there and then we

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<v Speaker 1>were going to sit in the car and Eatail.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you have a stable tables?

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<v Speaker 1>Two stable tables?

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, yep?

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<v Speaker 1>And I drove and so she could have a glass

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<v Speaker 1>of champagne and we had napkins. Everything already. Okay. However,

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<v Speaker 1>even putting on Nice's clothes, when was the last time

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<v Speaker 1>any of us did that?

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<v Speaker 2>Of course?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's so weird getting ready Saturday night, like oud

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<v Speaker 1>a shave and I was like now my shirts rind

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<v Speaker 1>or Oh you've got to put his clothes on again

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<v Speaker 1>now and it's like fancy dress again, and god, this

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<v Speaker 1>is so strange. You went out and also the restaurant said, hey, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>we're very busy with this, but we're going to have

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<v Speaker 1>all of you because it's a special dinner. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have everything ready. Bang on six o'clock. Okay, So I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I can be there for six o'clock. So I said to

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<v Speaker 1>my wife, all Saturday, we have to be there for

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<v Speaker 1>six otherwise the food's me cold, and the whole reason

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<v Speaker 1>we're driving there this what doesn't go cold? Why then?

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<v Speaker 1>Why then would she We've got to be there for

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<v Speaker 1>six It's a twenty two minute journey to get there, right?

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<v Speaker 1>Why why? At five point thirty, she's calling her niece

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<v Speaker 1>for ketchup on FaceTime. Oh, she's in her bra and underpants,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, we haven't been out in two months. Please,

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<v Speaker 1>let's not be late for our first and she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe Chris, it's our it's our wedding anniversary,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're stressing me out. I'd rather just got pizza

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<v Speaker 1>take away now. So I go, no, that's okay, we'll wait.

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<v Speaker 1>We were twenty minutes late.

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<v Speaker 2>The food, who's cold?

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<v Speaker 1>So guess what? Right? Oh, by the way, she knocks

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<v Speaker 1>over her entire glass champagne all over my trouser legs,

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<v Speaker 1>so I can't moan. Ag so wonderful and funny. This

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<v Speaker 1>is like Tom Hanks and megrindlay and laugh about it

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<v Speaker 1>and then the chair and why about how much that costs?

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<v Speaker 1>For about twenty bucks. It's that champagne on my leg.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, the food's cold and we look at each other. Up.

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<v Speaker 1>We've been outside them no more than seven minutes ago,

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<v Speaker 1>so well, just go home right now, we're back with

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<v Speaker 1>it half an hour. The kids go everything all right,

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<v Speaker 1>we go, yeah, I warmed up the food. We've got

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<v Speaker 1>our trackie pants on. This watched a movie from nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>ninety eight. I'd made a playlist as well. No, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>obsessed with playlists. I made a playlist for the car

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<v Speaker 1>Trip of songs from nineteen ninety eight. Well, there there

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<v Speaker 1>was some great stuff around in nineteen ninety eight and

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<v Speaker 1>some absolute strange stuff as well. Coming up next time,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got five songs from the nineties, right, because even

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<v Speaker 1>I'd forgotten about even though we play quite a few

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<v Speaker 1>of these songs on this station. This is my Christian

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<v Speaker 1>O'Connell show podcast