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Speaker 1: Christian o'connells Show podcast on Friday. Show then chat post

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Speaker 1: hit us with some shocking revelations that he intended to

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Speaker 1: play over the weekend for the first time. Dungeons and

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Speaker 1: Dragons now still keep an open mind.

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Speaker 2: Three maximum limit to play that sound and that's number one.

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Speaker 2: So just to take you back, my friend Nigel had

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Speaker 2: organized for a song to play Dungeons and Dragons, which

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Speaker 2: is like I thought it was a board game.

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Speaker 1: It's not.

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Speaker 2: You do roll dice, but it's more of a role

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Speaker 2: playing game where Nigel is the dungeon master. He runs

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Speaker 2: the world and we.

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Speaker 1: Nigel is a fifteen year old friend of yours. Nigel

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Speaker 1: is a thirty two year old school teacher. Right.

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Speaker 2: He actually went to so much effort he three D

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Speaker 2: printed our characters, so we got to come up with

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Speaker 2: our our names.

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Speaker 1: It is mum's basement where obviously still lives. He's got

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Speaker 1: three D printer out in there is it.

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Speaker 2: We each got three D printer, pen pencil, eraser each

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Speaker 2: and a notebook.

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Speaker 1: I'm getting I don't about you, Pats. I'm getting really

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Speaker 1: rounds right now. You had me at pencil and eraser,

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Speaker 1: so I like on a Saturday night, a pencil and

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Speaker 1: an eraser, and.

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Speaker 2: We each get a twenty sided dice, so you don't

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Speaker 2: even have to share the dice. You get your own dice.

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Speaker 1: What does a twenty sided dice look like?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like I mean, imagine a dice, but

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Speaker 2: now it's got twenty sides.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to it's so harsh to a twenty sided dice.

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Speaker 1: Why does it need to have that many auctions?

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Speaker 2: Well that they're your attack points. So say if you're

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Speaker 2: fighting a goblin and the goblin's arm strength is fourteen.

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Speaker 1: That's two one more use it.

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Speaker 2: Well, you'll have to roll above a fourteen to kill

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Speaker 2: the goblin. Well, actually I could. I could roll say

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Speaker 2: a ten because I had a plus five strength, so

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Speaker 2: I get to add five to my attack dice.

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Speaker 1: But that is years.

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Speaker 2: But to take you back to two o'clock on Saturday

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Speaker 2: afternoon at my house I was hosting. Bianca had long gone.

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Speaker 2: She planned just genuinely.

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Speaker 1: She's packed as a final score. The fact that you

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Speaker 1: even put my hat rack up in four good weeks, right,

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Speaker 1: but the dungeons dragons was the last thing she just

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Speaker 1: took off. She's left you.

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Speaker 2: She organize something for the afternoon and into the night.

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Speaker 2: She stay far away from Dungeons of Dragons.

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Speaker 1: This is why footy has to return normally. You been

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Speaker 1: watching a bombs Okay, now at two in the afternoon

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Speaker 1: on a Saturday, when we should be watching a great game,

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Speaker 1: you're doing Dungeons and Dragons.

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Speaker 2: Well lucky, I picked two o'clock in the afternoon. The

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Speaker 2: originally it was originally going to be on Saturday night.

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Speaker 2: We would still be playing. It goes for so long?

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Speaker 1: How long were you playing?

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Speaker 2: Five and a half hour forget it? No, No, No,

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Speaker 2: five and a half hours for chapter one?

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Speaker 1: How many chapters?

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Speaker 2: Five chapters? So we have only we've only played one

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Speaker 2: fifth of our campaign.

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Speaker 1: What's a campaign?

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Speaker 2: We have to we have to come back again to

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Speaker 2: who are you in it? I'm I'm the noble human fighter.

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Speaker 2: My name was Colder Saint Clair. My powers were my strength,

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Speaker 2: but I had low intelligence and.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, strong boy. So we would.

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Speaker 2: Find goblins wolves. I killed Clagg, the head of the

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Speaker 2: Goblin leader.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, she had a pretty good weekend. You killed Clack.

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Speaker 1: I mean I got a new hoover, but you killed Clack.

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Speaker 1: Update the news half has died.

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Speaker 2: I told you the character that I told you about

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Speaker 1: What was his name? I didn't play for five hours.

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Speaker 2: Gunderin rock seed Seeker. He got kidnapped, so we actually

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Speaker 2: had to go crag more hide out.

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Speaker 1: Roll that twenty sided dice again, Be honest with me,

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Speaker 1: what was it like?

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Speaker 2: It's honestly, it's it's fun to hang out with your friends.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, it's funny with your friends. Why get twenty

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Speaker 2: It goes for way too long. It honestly went for

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Speaker 2: way too long. You're seated at the table for five

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Speaker 1: And why does it take so long? Because I'll tell you.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you why because there's no you're not having goes.

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Speaker 2: It's not like Monopoly. Where's your go? Patses?

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Speaker 1: Go my guy? So what you doing?

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Speaker 2: You just at any time you can ask any question

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Speaker 2: like dungeon Master, may I inspect the wagon? Okay? If

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Speaker 2: you if you roll your twenty sided dice and score

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Speaker 1: Ten, dungeon Master, can I get a life?

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Speaker 2: Dungeon Master can I loot the bodies of the goblins

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Speaker 2: we killed. Okay, you loot the.

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Speaker 1: Body and get on. Who's dungeon mass? Is that nice?

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Speaker 2: That's Nigel so And because he's never played before, he

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Speaker 2: back to and like, can they check the wagon? Right

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Speaker 2: in the wagon you find well?

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Speaker 1: Nitmus test question right? Will there be a chapter two?

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Speaker 2: They want to do a chapter two?

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Speaker 1: That's not the answer. I am busy, busy that guy

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Speaker 1: Christian Christian o'con show, yes, count your blessings. You're not

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Speaker 1: in the studio with us, because I'm very vulnerable here

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Speaker 1: the one right, And then producers allowed him what you know,

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Speaker 1: social distance, and he just came round to my side

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Speaker 1: of the desk where all the bars are, and he went, hey,

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Speaker 1: here there's a little video from that night when they're

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Speaker 1: playing dungeons and dragons you've never seen. There's all these

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Speaker 1: kind of worksheets and admin and this Nigel, the so

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Speaker 1: called dungeon masters, well, just do it. As all dungeon

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Speaker 1: masters are. They are all sponsored by nikey, aren't they.

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Speaker 1: Dungeon masters? Just do it. Just roll it all right, Patsy.

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Speaker 1: What's the song that sums up your weekend?

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Speaker 3: You know what, I made a magical discovery yesterday Our

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Speaker 3: eight year old spilt her drink on our couch, on

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Speaker 3: our leather couch. That's why we've got leather. When you've

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Speaker 3: got kids, you've got to have leather, right, It's just

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Speaker 3: like spray and wipe clean, not fabric.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know you guys are leather couch people.

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Speaker 3: Yes, love a leather couch.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't surprise me. Yeah. Nice. What do you mean by

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Speaker 1: that comfort? I've always dreamed of having a leather couch.

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Speaker 1: They would never let me, but I think that is.

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Speaker 1: Is it one where you've got all the arm rest

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and the recliners yep.

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Speaker 1: So what was your magical discovery of the weekend?

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Speaker 3: Well, I didn't realize it had this magical pocket in

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Speaker 3: a little tray with two cup holders. Had absolutely no

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Speaker 1: Of the couch.

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Speaker 3: And it's just it's amazing. You can put your computer

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Speaker 3: nice and stable. It's like a built in stable table.

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Speaker 1: Right when you ask me to get this clip ready,

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Speaker 1: I thought there had been some magic in the Patsy House.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I can't wait to find out what

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Speaker 1: that is? A magical discovery. We were soul Jack and

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Speaker 1: like magical beans Jack and the bean Stalk, right, A

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Speaker 1: magical finding that there's a tray in your in your

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Speaker 3: It's a life changer. You can Coppa's in there in remote.

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Speaker 1: Needs to come back. Honestly, I've seen what happens to

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Speaker 1: your Australians when there's no footy. You're thinking it's magical

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Speaker 1: that the couch has got an armrest. Jack's playing Dungeons

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Speaker 1: and Dragons on Saturday afternoon at two o'clock. This is

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Speaker 1: what happens is coming back Dune the eleventh. Thankfully, everybody

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Speaker 1: break Christian Iconnell the Christian o'connalds Show podcast. Saturday was

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Speaker 1: our twenty second wedding anniversary, so I cracked out of

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Speaker 1: bed really early at half six to get everything ready.

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Speaker 1: I wanted my wife to wake up and just everything

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Speaker 1: be taken care of. Okay, so we're ent. Sure the

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Speaker 1: dogs were walked and all their pooped, and Pea was

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Speaker 1: her stress to meet her in the morning, and I

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Speaker 1: had a nice breakfast waiting. I said, when you start

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Speaker 1: ready so that when you come out it's all there. Patsy,

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Speaker 1: get this. I also had twenty two roses, one for

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Speaker 1: each year, all.

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Speaker 3: Waiting, are you rhymeo you?

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Speaker 1: And then when she came to the kitchen, I had

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Speaker 1: this plane. This was our first dance twenty two years

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Speaker 1: ago from Romeo and Juliet, which is a big movie

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Speaker 1: we love that came out in ninety eight as well. However,

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Speaker 1: you know, sometimes you can have all the best plans

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Speaker 1: and then you don't know what woman is ever waking up.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I've got all this, I'm playing this almost drops

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Speaker 1: to her hands and knees, crying so many lovely memories.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, she's really crying. I go, what is it?

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Speaker 1: This made me think about my mom and that my dad,

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Speaker 1: them now? Today's a going to this morning now. So anyway,

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Speaker 1: both of us at the moment, it's a conversation we're

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Speaker 1: not happening because we don't know when Internet. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: we are. I'm not moaning about here in Australia. We

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Speaker 1: absolutely love our life here. This is home and I hope,

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Speaker 1: We love it here. But you know, we're obviously missing

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Speaker 1: back for Christmas. Actually, when you look to the wedding photos,

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Speaker 1: when when a lady really cries, I mean she's going

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Speaker 1: for ten or fifteen minutes and she's feeling what she's feeling.

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Speaker 1: have you done? Tom? And then lois, my thirteen year older,

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Speaker 1: I think it's not some of my human just goes.

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Speaker 1: She must have really hated that day, and even I

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Speaker 1: started to think, is she crying about her mum or

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Speaker 1: is it actually.

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Speaker 2: That decision that she made twenty two years ago?

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Speaker 1: Just thought that he could change. I just thought he

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Speaker 1: could change. So anyway, So, like we were talking about

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Speaker 1: last week on the show, in the evening, then we

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Speaker 1: arranged to pick up our dinner there and then we

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Speaker 2: Did you have a stable tables?

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Speaker 1: Two stable tables?

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Speaker 1: And I drove and so she could have a glass

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Speaker 1: of champagne and we had napkins. Everything already. Okay. However,

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Speaker 1: we're driving there this what doesn't go cold? Why then?

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Speaker 1: Why why? At five point thirty, she's calling her niece

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, we haven't been out in two months. Please,

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Speaker 1: let's not be late for our first and she's like,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe Chris, it's our it's our wedding anniversary,

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Speaker 1: and you're stressing me out. I'd rather just got pizza

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Speaker 1: We were twenty minutes late.

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Speaker 2: The food, who's cold?

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Speaker 1: So guess what? Right? Oh, by the way, she knocks

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Speaker 1: over her entire glass champagne all over my trouser legs,

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Speaker 1: For about twenty bucks. It's that champagne on my leg.

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Speaker 1: We've been outside them no more than seven minutes ago,

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Speaker 1: it half an hour. The kids go everything all right,

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Speaker 1: we go, yeah, I warmed up the food. We've got

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Speaker 1: our trackie pants on. This watched a movie from nineteen

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Speaker 1: Trip of songs from nineteen ninety eight. Well, there there

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Speaker 1: was some great stuff around in nineteen ninety eight and

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Speaker 1: I've got five songs from the nineties, right, because even

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