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Speaker 1: Welcome to them, Christian no Common Show podcast. Before we

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Speaker 1: go into this weekend and for many of us to

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Speaker 1: long weekend, we want your nominations. Genius of the week.

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Speaker 1: What have you got up to this week? Genius of

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Speaker 1: the week.

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Speaker 2: Had my keys in a packet of chips in my hands,

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Speaker 2: got in my car. I put the keys between my

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Speaker 2: legs and tried to start my car with the packet

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Speaker 2: of chips.

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Speaker 3: I've thought it'd be fast for the boil and egg

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Speaker 3: in the Marble lives instead of on the stove. PLoP,

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Speaker 3: and she exploded about thirty seconds flat, all through the Marble.

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Speaker 2: I went to a horse show two hours do I.

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Speaker 2: I packed my float, got.

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Speaker 4: In the car. Off I went. I opened the.

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Speaker 3: Tower gates, no horse.

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Speaker 4: I left the horse at home, so I had to

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Speaker 4: back check two hours to go get my horse.

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Speaker 1: Every single one of them a goddamn genius this week.

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Speaker 1: I don't think voice activated technology is quite where it

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Speaker 1: thinks it is all right. When I'm in the car,

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Speaker 1: I'm often yelling at Siri to create new note when

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Speaker 1: I come up with some gobbedygook idea. And this week

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Speaker 1: I started yelling at Spotify to play me some music.

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Speaker 1: But it doesn't quite. Spotify doesn't quite. You have to

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Speaker 1: ask Siri to do and Simmy doesn't want to do

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Speaker 1: it because it wants to give you that Apple Music thing,

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Speaker 1: so he pretend I'm Spify or it just does nothing.

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Speaker 1: So a man of times, we're in trouveler yelling Siri, Siri,

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Speaker 1: Siri that I just started yesterday. I just started yelling

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Speaker 1: at Spotify and I don't even have voice to active it.

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Speaker 1: And so it was just in traffic at red light

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Speaker 1: and punk Row going Spotify, Spotify, Spotify played National, wasn't

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Speaker 1: listening to I was, of course, no, it do doesn't

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Speaker 1: work like that. That's why I'm a genius, really, Belinda,

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Speaker 1: not me, but my husband genius week came to pick

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Speaker 1: me up from the airport, but went to Tullomarine instead

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Speaker 1: of Avalon. How many people in Melbourne have got one

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Speaker 1: of those stories. Two hours later I landed, I got

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Speaker 1: picked up. Two hours after I larned and got picked up.

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Speaker 1: I even send him a message that morning saying, don't

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Speaker 1: think picked out, don't forget to pick up your wifie.

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Speaker 1: I didn't realize I have to spend if I which

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Speaker 1: airports to be fair to him you always default a

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Speaker 1: turn of marine. That is the default is Stuart Genius

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Speaker 1: of the Week nomination. Tried to get my metal spoon

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Speaker 1: to scoop ice cream. I put it in the microwave

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Speaker 1: to heat it up. That doesn't go very well, Joe,

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Speaker 1: this is unbelievable. Joe needed to siph from petrol out

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Speaker 1: of a car, so she used the vacuum cleaner. Oh

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Speaker 1: what electric f It caught fire? Surely, I'm sorry, but

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Speaker 1: that's a special kind of cans, Joe. Joe, Joe in

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Speaker 1: her and an offense. She didn't want fuel in her mouse.

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Speaker 1: Sure put it in that good old electric vacuum cleaner

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Speaker 1: and let it catch fire. You've wrecked the car. Incredible scenes,

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Speaker 1: Carl Brighter, you're listening.

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Speaker 2: To the question, you know, Carl's Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: So we're asking for your nominations. So Genius of the Week.

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Speaker 2: Genius Smart Einstein, Genius.

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Speaker 1: Of the Week.

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Speaker 2: I had my keys in the packet of chips in

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Speaker 2: my hands, got in my car. I put the keys

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Speaker 2: between my legs and tried to start my car with.

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Speaker 4: The packet of chip.

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Speaker 3: So I thought it'd be fast on the boil an

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Speaker 3: egg in the microwaves instead of on the stove slop

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Speaker 3: and she fled about thirty seconds flat all through the marco.

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Speaker 2: I went to a horse show two hours away. I

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Speaker 2: packed my float, got in the car. Off I went.

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Speaker 2: I opened the tower gate. No horse. I left the

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Speaker 2: horse at home, so I had to backtrack two hours

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Speaker 2: to go get my horse.

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Speaker 1: So whatever you done this week, that makes you a

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Speaker 1: genius of the week? Nine four one four one oh

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Speaker 1: four to three George Christian. I got fired because I

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Speaker 1: got my twin brother to fill in for a shift

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Speaker 1: of mine at work. Ah, please can we talk about

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Speaker 1: this next week? If you've got a pretty identical twin,

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Speaker 1: does this happen where people send them in and get

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Speaker 1: them to do with the stuff dates? Or it depends

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Speaker 1: what kind of job he has. I mean, if he's

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Speaker 1: a surgeon and he's he should be fired. He should

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Speaker 1: be context relevant. But yeah, I want stories about twins

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Speaker 1: next week on the show. All right, so let's get it.

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Speaker 1: Eddie here, Good morning, Eddie.

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Speaker 3: I am the great geniors of the week. I've got

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Speaker 3: two ovens at home. I put the lawer oven on,

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Speaker 3: down ten minutes, put the lives out still cold.

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Speaker 1: Oh Eddie, Oh Eddie, is this happened before? Eduardo?

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Speaker 3: That first one last gone through.

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Speaker 1: For me once double ovens for me once? Gotcha, Eddie,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much, you cool, thank you.

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Speaker 3: You guys have lovely weekend and you Eddie.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Let's get a back here. Good morning back,

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Speaker 1: Good morning guys.

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Speaker 4: How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm good, Beck, I hope you're looking forward to a

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Speaker 1: long weekend? Beck? What have you done this week? So?

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Speaker 4: I got an online came I order delivered and they

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Speaker 4: left the security tag on the pair of pants. So

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Speaker 4: how am I going to do this? I waited all

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Speaker 4: week for Dad to get home. Said hey, can you

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Speaker 4: help me take the security tag off? He said, yeah,

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Speaker 4: no problem he is. Just cut the tag off. It

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Speaker 4: was only attached to the fast tag.

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Speaker 1: All right, beg, thank you very much, having nice long weekend.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to pool here come morning, PAULI.

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Speaker 3: Guys, I am your genius of the week because I

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Speaker 3: tried to get off my forelist without taking the seatbelt off.

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Speaker 1: So what happened then?

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Speaker 4: I was basically just.

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Speaker 1: Hanging off the side of the forelist until my mate

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Speaker 1: came along and under no, no, no, no no. We

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Speaker 1: talked before about doing a phone called undignified. That you

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Speaker 1: there a man dangling like a baby, and you know

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Speaker 1: those things you can suspend the babies and bounce them

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Speaker 1: up and down in a doorway.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty much.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Oh the humiliation that is rough. That is rough.

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Speaker 1: And also thank you very much for sharing it with this, Paul,

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Speaker 1: have a lovely weekend mate. Thanks cooling The Christian O'Connell

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Speaker 1: Show podcast