WEBVTT - FULL: Surf's Up! 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:07.280 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast showtime. 0:00:14.520 --> 0:00:16.640 I thought, if it's good enough for the space Station, 0:00:16.720 --> 0:00:17.720 it's good enough for Patsy. 0:00:18.640 --> 0:00:20.480 I really did go to have a sauna. 0:00:21.239 --> 0:00:22.480 Thirty to forty seconds. 0:00:22.480 --> 0:00:23.960 Who are you working for? Will you Wonka? 0:00:24.400 --> 0:00:27.080 Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one O four pinks. 0:00:27.720 --> 0:00:30.160 Good morning, Patsy, morning, Good morning Jackie boy. 0:00:30.200 --> 0:00:30.720 Morning guys. 0:00:30.720 --> 0:00:33.120 How are how is everyone looking forward to their weekend? 0:00:33.159 --> 0:00:34.160 What are you up to this weekend? 0:00:34.200 --> 0:00:34.520 Patty? 0:00:34.680 --> 0:00:36.480 Oh, you know what. We're going on another road trip. 0:00:36.479 --> 0:00:39.160 We're all about the road trip. We're driving to Colac, 0:00:39.600 --> 0:00:42.479 which is a lovely Southwestern regional town. I'm taking my 0:00:42.680 --> 0:00:47.280 dad because there is an antique truck show on and 0:00:47.440 --> 0:00:49.640 he used to drive trucks, and this is right. 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:54.320 So you are how old is an antique truck forties 0:00:54.360 --> 0:00:57.400 fifty sixties, So there's not the old big shiny one. 0:00:57.520 --> 0:01:01.480 Yes, theron bumper, big wheel, so you all go into 0:01:01.480 --> 0:01:02.480 that has already been trained to. 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:04.880 No, she's got ballet, so it would just be dad, 0:01:04.959 --> 0:01:05.559 mum and I. 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:09.040 Probably lit road tribut Yeah, what are you up to 0:01:09.120 --> 0:01:10.120 this weekend? Jackie boy? 0:01:10.240 --> 0:01:11.840 Did you get this bank and I go into the 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:15.560 Comedy Festival on Sunday to a mid day matinee show. 0:01:15.760 --> 0:01:19.040 Great idea. I love it. I love the great idea. 0:01:19.240 --> 0:01:21.840 I have never seen a stand up show. Yeah it's 0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:22.759 Daniel Kitson. 0:01:23.080 --> 0:01:25.360 Oh my god, Oh yeah, wow, I've got I've got 0:01:25.360 --> 0:01:26.960 tickets to go and see him. But he's doing a 0:01:27.280 --> 0:01:29.200 I think he's also doing a later one. I say later. 0:01:29.200 --> 0:01:30.600 I think it's like final six o'clock. 0:01:30.840 --> 0:01:33.840 Yeah. He was a cult figure when I was at 0:01:33.840 --> 0:01:37.480 the Comedy Festival, and I just got charmed by the 0:01:37.520 --> 0:01:40.160 idea of him doing a Sunday matinee show. That's my 0:01:40.360 --> 0:01:40.840 kind of time. 0:01:41.080 --> 0:01:43.560 It's a dilemma, though, do you eat before or after 0:01:43.600 --> 0:01:45.000 the show, because it's used to go. 0:01:45.040 --> 0:01:48.960 To breakfast beforehand. Yeah, my sister's coming and look after Gordy, 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:51.480 so we're going to take the whole morning off. Actually, 0:01:51.520 --> 0:01:53.960 as we started to book things in like if we 0:01:54.000 --> 0:01:56.080 go to a movie together or a comedy show that 0:01:56.120 --> 0:01:58.560 goes for an hour and we book a babysitter, we 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:00.520 like add a bit of fat on the back both 0:02:00.640 --> 0:02:02.880 ends of it. So my sister's coming at nine and 0:02:02.880 --> 0:02:04.600 then leaving at two pm so that we can go 0:02:04.600 --> 0:02:05.920 to a one hour show at midday. 0:02:06.080 --> 0:02:07.840 Yeah, absolutely, that's what we have to do. Well done, 0:02:07.880 --> 0:02:10.200 you're already realizing what that buffer is probably the most 0:02:10.240 --> 0:02:12.919 important part of that whole thing to get because it's 0:02:12.919 --> 0:02:14.600 because it's the first time, probably in a couple of 0:02:14.680 --> 0:02:16.440 days or a week, you two have actually just get 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:18.480 to hung out and speak to each other as grown 0:02:18.520 --> 0:02:21.560 nuts rather than some transactional thing where it's almost like 0:02:21.600 --> 0:02:23.800 you're running a small business together. Have you done that? 0:02:24.600 --> 0:02:26.760 By name? Did you send that after so and so? 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:28.880 All you all you talk is like that, isn't it? 0:02:28.880 --> 0:02:30.280 So when you're out of the mat, you actually like 0:02:30.280 --> 0:02:32.919 look at each other for first time a week and go, hello, stranger, 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:34.120 how are you? 0:02:34.200 --> 0:02:34.280 What? 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:34.760 I know? 0:02:34.800 --> 0:02:36.240 In double thumbs up, which you are about to start 0:02:36.240 --> 0:02:37.520 in a minute. You've also been to see a couple 0:02:37.560 --> 0:02:40.119 of stand up shows. I how do you feel about 0:02:40.200 --> 0:02:42.799 actually going to be made to laugh at the mid day? 0:02:42.880 --> 0:02:44.040 Do you think you're going to be in a funny 0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:47.639 great question. Yes, it's very it's very much the nighttime 0:02:47.680 --> 0:02:49.880 thing going to see the comedy, going to see comedy. 0:02:49.880 --> 0:02:52.320 But I'll say this when we're in Edinburgh, which is 0:02:52.360 --> 0:02:54.960 the best comedy festival in the world gets the best 0:02:54.960 --> 0:02:58.240 comedy festival in the world. We they've got shows all 0:02:58.280 --> 0:03:00.040 hours of the day, so you can wake up in 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:02.000 the morning and after breakfast you can go and see 0:03:02.000 --> 0:03:04.400 a comedy show. Or we were still seeing stuff at 0:03:04.440 --> 0:03:05.520 one o'clock in the morning. 0:03:05.919 --> 0:03:09.080 I remember going to do I've done Edinburgh for three 0:03:09.160 --> 0:03:11.800 years and my favorite of the time spot was half five. 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:14.280 I could finish that show by seven o'clock and guart 0:03:14.280 --> 0:03:16.880 for dinner. It was amazing early to bend. Yeah, I 0:03:16.960 --> 0:03:19.519 remember seeing Stuart Lee. It was an amazing comedian. I 0:03:19.560 --> 0:03:21.440 think he's coming here next year to the comedy Festival, right, 0:03:21.480 --> 0:03:23.840 he should always do three o'clock in the afternoon, and 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:26.240 for first half an hour it takes people a bit 0:03:26.280 --> 0:03:29.560 of getting used to laughing in the afternoon. Then the 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:31.160 last half an hour he'd absolutely stormed. 0:03:31.160 --> 0:03:33.119 But the first half and hour people were a bit 0:03:33.280 --> 0:03:36.520 like not quite sure how to behave at comedy gig 0:03:36.560 --> 0:03:37.240 in the middle of the day. 0:03:37.320 --> 0:03:39.000 You know what, I think will make a difference. If 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:41.880 there's natural light coming through into that room, that will 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:44.360 get off. But if it's completely dark you could probably 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:46.720 trick yourself in thime. 0:03:45.960 --> 0:03:47.880 Go and see Daniel Kitson though he's won the best 0:03:47.920 --> 0:03:50.080 stand ups she'll ever see. All right after this Double 0:03:50.080 --> 0:03:51.880 thumbs Up, which only about me, Jack and Bats, You're 0:03:51.880 --> 0:03:52.320 into this. 0:03:52.280 --> 0:03:55.160 Week the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:03:55.320 --> 0:03:58.320 Every Friday on the show is someone called Double thumbs Up. 0:03:58.480 --> 0:04:00.520 We go around the team met Jack Abats telling about 0:04:00.520 --> 0:04:04.000 the things we're into this week. Patsy is the queen 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:06.080 of this feature. Patsy, what's it for you this week? 0:04:06.120 --> 0:04:06.360 Mate? 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:08.920 I think it would be fitting for me this week 0:04:09.080 --> 0:04:11.080 to tell you what I'm going to do this weekend. 0:04:11.160 --> 0:04:14.360 I'll be going across to YouTube and I will be 0:04:14.360 --> 0:04:15.280 looking at all. 0:04:15.560 --> 0:04:18.040 Is that the language you use to go across to YouTube? 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:20.520 Going across to New. 0:04:20.440 --> 0:04:24.880 Zealand, catch a plane to YouTube it going to YouTube Land. 0:04:25.120 --> 0:04:26.960 I'm going to have a look at all of the 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:32.360 classic Doug mulray TV shows. News came through overnight that 0:04:32.400 --> 0:04:36.200 he has passed his seventy one He was at Yeah, 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:42.440 absolute legend broadcaster and just really a groundbreaker of his time. 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:44.920 He was on three AW in the seventies and then 0:04:45.160 --> 0:04:48.720 moved to Sydney the old Triple J and then across 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:52.240 to Triple M and just sealing hots. 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:54.800 Huge loss to people. When I first moved to everyone 0:04:54.880 --> 0:04:58.560 kept mentioning Doug mulray and to look him up and 0:04:58.560 --> 0:05:00.559 see what he did on the radio and on TV 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:03.440 here as well for being a real pioneer and groundbreaking 0:05:03.480 --> 0:05:06.000 broadcastering incredibly talented. Love people. 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:07.719 When you meet people used to listen to him, they 0:05:07.800 --> 0:05:10.120 still talk about him as if they'd heard him last week. 0:05:10.440 --> 0:05:12.880 Which is it said so much about someone who is 0:05:12.880 --> 0:05:14.680 bigger than just being a radio DJ. 0:05:14.680 --> 0:05:16.920 Exactly, And that's what his style of radio was. He 0:05:17.120 --> 0:05:19.880 was he was different. He wasn't afraid to do his 0:05:19.960 --> 0:05:22.560 style of radio. And that's the thing about it. It 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:25.479 doesn't matter how old all these skits are, they're still 0:05:25.520 --> 0:05:27.440 as fresh as the day they were done. He was 0:05:27.480 --> 0:05:30.320 just he was amazing. I loved watching him and listening 0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:32.000 to him growing up. So if you have a look 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:34.880 at YouTube, there's quite a few clips of his very 0:05:34.920 --> 0:05:38.240 short career At Channel nine. Kerry Packer took him off 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:41.320 air after thirty four minutes because he was playing up. 0:05:41.720 --> 0:05:43.280 He's doing it like a Tonight's show. 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:45.640 Yeah, I did a late night show. It was brilliant 0:05:45.800 --> 0:05:47.359 and Kerry Packer rang and. 0:05:49.240 --> 0:05:52.520 Thirty four years I didn't know that but the Trailblazer 0:05:52.560 --> 0:05:53.919 on the radio thirty. 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:56.200 Four minutes, thirty four minutes, Yeah, and he was taken 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:56.600 off air. 0:05:58.400 --> 0:05:59.960 I want to know what he did. 0:06:00.320 --> 0:06:02.839 Well, the language was a bit dicey, and Kerry didn't 0:06:02.880 --> 0:06:04.880 really and just the content. 0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:07.000 Wouldn't would have been that dicey surely. 0:06:06.880 --> 0:06:10.080 Just the contempt that Dougie had, I think for for 0:06:10.160 --> 0:06:13.080 the execs as well, like he just it was unashamedly 0:06:13.240 --> 0:06:16.039 himself and that's what I loved about him. So have 0:06:16.120 --> 0:06:18.680 a look. There's heaps of stuff. There's stuff about. 0:06:18.320 --> 0:06:23.760 His Yeah, people are listening right now. Upset. 0:06:23.800 --> 0:06:28.120 Yeah, yeah, so too soon. Seventy one vallet to Dougie. 0:06:28.160 --> 0:06:32.239 And also this week I have found something on face book. 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:35.800 Jack you will love this because you and be going 0:06:35.839 --> 0:06:38.240 across the Facebook now. It's a short hop you and 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:41.880 Banker love to make pasta. I found this site pastor 0:06:41.920 --> 0:06:46.880 Grannies that I'm following on facebookund oh they're amazing, these 0:06:46.920 --> 0:06:52.000 Italian women in their nineties. Who oh, they're amazing making 0:06:52.600 --> 0:06:57.440 faster and it's funny. I remember Jamie Oliver episode once 0:06:57.480 --> 0:07:00.359 where he went into this Italian village and try to 0:07:00.440 --> 0:07:03.800 learn all the skills from these Italian mommas and all 0:07:03.839 --> 0:07:05.919 their their recipes and he just he said, I just 0:07:06.000 --> 0:07:08.600 I'll never be as good as these women. These recipes 0:07:08.600 --> 0:07:11.840 have been passed down generations, but they're fascinating to watch, 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:13.880 and all of them the common theme is, you know, 0:07:14.000 --> 0:07:16.000 my grandmother taught me this film when I was a 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:18.560 little girl, and oh god, it looks amazing. 0:07:18.720 --> 0:07:22.000 Some of the stuff they not even recipes suggest that 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:25.200 there's measurements involved, whereas there's a lot of like, oh, 0:07:25.200 --> 0:07:25.760 you just got to. 0:07:26.360 --> 0:07:29.360 They don't have little measuring things we have for a 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:30.360 teaspooner holping it. 0:07:30.520 --> 0:07:32.400 They pour it in and you're like, is that half 0:07:32.520 --> 0:07:33.600 the bottom of olive oil? 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:35.760 And you know what impresses me they don't have bowls. 0:07:35.760 --> 0:07:37.960 They do you know, the pasta mix with the egg 0:07:38.040 --> 0:07:40.640 and the flower all on their bench tops. There's no 0:07:40.760 --> 0:07:43.280 bowls at all. They're amazing. You can get a book. 0:07:43.320 --> 0:07:45.760 There is a book pastor Granny's. I've ordered it on 0:07:45.800 --> 0:07:47.640 book Topia, so I can't wait to get it. 0:07:48.120 --> 0:07:51.320 Christian Connell's show podcast Takes a Time and the Time 0:07:51.360 --> 0:07:53.840 Wasted coming up in five minutes time. Right now, we're 0:07:53.840 --> 0:07:55.920 doing a numble thumbs up, well me, Jack and Patsy 0:07:55.960 --> 0:07:57.960 talking about the things we're into at the moment, the 0:07:58.040 --> 0:07:59.400 sweet Jackie Boy, what's it for you? 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:02.360 Were talking about the Comedy Festival earlier this morning and 0:08:02.480 --> 0:08:04.680 I went to see a great up and comer. If 0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:07.680 you're looking for a local land, who's a great up 0:08:07.720 --> 0:08:10.000 and comer at the Comedy Festival this year? I saw 0:08:10.080 --> 0:08:15.040 Fergus Neil last night in his show Furglicious, some genuine 0:08:15.080 --> 0:08:15.960 real laugh out loud. 0:08:16.120 --> 0:08:18.440 I really liked him. And where where's he performing? 0:08:18.760 --> 0:08:21.720 He's performing at Trades Hall in the Efforts Room. 0:08:22.600 --> 0:08:24.640 Awesome. And what else have you liked this week? 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:27.080 And then our favorite TV show of all time is 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:31.040 back on Binge Succession season four as hit and I 0:08:31.080 --> 0:08:34.960 actually watched a YouTube clip that was seasons one to 0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:37.520 three recap and went for over half an hour. This 0:08:37.559 --> 0:08:40.480 guy sits down and essentially takes you through all the bad. 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:42.600 If this sounds intense, it's not. It's just someone like 0:08:42.640 --> 0:08:44.720 Game of Thrones. There's some of these big TV shows 0:08:44.720 --> 0:08:47.199 that's so well made, like I guess a classic novel 0:08:47.400 --> 0:08:50.079 where there's a lot of characters going on, it actually 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:51.400 demands a little bit of work. 0:08:51.800 --> 0:08:53.160 Game of Thrones. She's been like that, and I like 0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:53.640 that about it. 0:08:53.679 --> 0:08:55.400 There are some TV shows she's put on and watch 0:08:55.400 --> 0:08:57.280 it and that's all the relationship is up popcorn, that's 0:08:57.400 --> 0:09:00.000 and that's great. But some shows you go you actually 0:09:00.000 --> 0:09:01.319 also have a refresher course, like. 0:09:01.280 --> 0:09:04.200 As Shakespearean dry You've got to remember all the characters 0:09:04.200 --> 0:09:06.760 in the family. But it's worth I think that it's 0:09:06.760 --> 0:09:09.200 worth the mental bandwidth to put into it because it's 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:09.600 such a. 0:09:09.559 --> 0:09:11.440 Happen Have we ever seen a TV show? Right? 0:09:11.480 --> 0:09:13.000 And we can't recommend this enough. This is the start 0:09:13.040 --> 0:09:14.920 of season three, which is going to be the last one, right, 0:09:14.960 --> 0:09:17.280 And there's a reason why everyone's raving about it. Do 0:09:17.320 --> 0:09:19.080 you have a favor? Go back and watch it. It 0:09:19.160 --> 0:09:20.760 is the most despicable family. 0:09:21.040 --> 0:09:23.640 Yes, everybody in the show is unlikable. 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:25.319 And you credit always a bit like the Murdocks. You 0:09:25.360 --> 0:09:27.559 can draw your own conclusion about who they're talking about. 0:09:27.600 --> 0:09:31.920 Right. And a friend of mine works for the Empire, 0:09:32.120 --> 0:09:34.720 the real Empire, Yeah, and has said, if you've seen that, 0:09:34.720 --> 0:09:37.040 it'll go No, No, they've seen it. You would have 0:09:37.120 --> 0:09:39.959 seen it, right, they've watched that. 0:09:40.120 --> 0:09:40.520 Watch it. 0:09:40.559 --> 0:09:43.160 But it is so well observed and you actually don't 0:09:43.240 --> 0:09:45.960 like any of the characters. Do you know, they're all vile, 0:09:46.040 --> 0:09:50.600 but there's something mesmerizing about watching how they behave. It's 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:53.720 beautifully shot. It's like a work of art sometimes. Yeah, 0:09:53.800 --> 0:09:56.000 Succession is very very good. The other TV show that 0:09:56.040 --> 0:09:57.600 came about this week and we were talking about it 0:09:57.640 --> 0:10:00.480 two days ago. For the first time ever this here 0:10:00.480 --> 0:10:02.760 in Australia. It's been running for about ten years. 0:10:02.920 --> 0:10:06.679 They're doing various very remote areas all over the world, Canada, 0:10:06.800 --> 0:10:09.520 America and I think Norway as well, and I know 0:10:09.600 --> 0:10:12.600 they've done Sweden too. It's called Alone and there are 0:10:12.640 --> 0:10:15.920 ten survival experts and these are people who have jobs, 0:10:15.920 --> 0:10:18.280 but they obviously have a high level of survival skills 0:10:18.600 --> 0:10:21.719 and they are they're with their own about seventy kilos 0:10:21.760 --> 0:10:24.640 of recording equipment and they document their own. There's no 0:10:24.679 --> 0:10:26.079 producers with them. They are dropped off. 0:10:26.080 --> 0:10:28.000 They're probably alone and you have. 0:10:27.920 --> 0:10:30.880 To literally build their own shelter, catch their own food. 0:10:30.880 --> 0:10:33.680 If you don't catch food, you don't eat, you will 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:36.440 start to break down physically and then mentally. And then 0:10:36.480 --> 0:10:39.400 they've got satellite phones. But whoever's lasts there, whether it's 0:10:39.440 --> 0:10:41.920 six weeks, eight weeks or two weeks, they win a 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:44.160 lot of money. It's like quarter a million dollars anyway, 0:10:44.160 --> 0:10:47.679 first time over this season Southern Hemisphere. It's in Tasmania. 0:10:47.880 --> 0:10:49.840 Not just that, I just presume they do it. Tasmania 0:10:49.840 --> 0:10:52.360 is a beautiful country, right yep. It is chill even 0:10:52.400 --> 0:10:53.560 in the summer, right, it's chilli there. 0:10:54.040 --> 0:10:55.640 They've done it in the winter, in the middle of 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:58.880 the winter. The first thing I'll be asking, even if 0:10:58.920 --> 0:11:01.160 I was interested in so are they what season is 0:11:01.240 --> 0:11:03.320 this going to be? When are you filming this? And 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:05.559 I go, that's the win. We ain't doing it. 0:11:05.559 --> 0:11:08.840 It's so I hope the Tasmanian Tourist Board haven't put 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:11.520 any money into that film because it looks it looks grim. 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:13.160 I mean, it's where Game of Thrones. 0:11:13.200 --> 0:11:14.880 They should have just you should have just moved from 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:17.439 Northern Ireland where they were come to Tasmania. You don't 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:19.359 need any graphics or special effects. 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:21.040 Wet, windy, cold. 0:11:21.559 --> 0:11:23.720 Also, i've seen the first two episodes they're up to 0:11:23.800 --> 0:11:26.600 watch on demand on SBS. It's actually very very interesting 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:28.880 about do you watch it thinking how would you cope? 0:11:28.880 --> 0:11:31.000 What would you You can't help but think would I 0:11:31.080 --> 0:11:32.360 survive even one day? 0:11:32.440 --> 0:11:33.559 The yeah, and I love on. 0:11:33.520 --> 0:11:36.040 This season, so everybody gets to choose ten items that 0:11:36.080 --> 0:11:38.480 they bring for what would you bring? I would bring. 0:11:39.160 --> 0:11:41.679 On some seasons they bring this shovel that's also got 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:42.840 a blade on the side of. 0:11:42.960 --> 0:11:45.199 The buddings do those? I want one of those, even 0:11:45.200 --> 0:11:46.480 though I've got no reason for it. 0:11:46.600 --> 0:11:49.079 My friend bought one off Facebook market. 0:11:49.200 --> 0:11:53.560 It's like survived a sport, and then we took it 0:11:53.600 --> 0:11:57.400 to a remote area and tried to throw it into trees, 0:11:57.559 --> 0:11:58.560 you know, like axe throwing. 0:11:58.760 --> 0:12:00.120 Yeah, so the blake A. 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:01.040 Wait, you actually did that? 0:12:01.160 --> 0:12:01.559 We did that? 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:04.280 Yes? Right? I thought you were joking. 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:08.360 You've got to prepare Christian case this ever comes up. 0:12:09.160 --> 0:12:12.800 A teenage person, an actual adult jack post. You actually 0:12:12.840 --> 0:12:15.320 threw stuff out a tree. But what would you take? 0:12:15.360 --> 0:12:16.680 I would take a couple of books. 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:17.720 You get. 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:19.679 Do you know what? 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:20.600 I read these books? 0:12:20.679 --> 0:12:23.199 Right? I did? And then you can use it for firewood. 0:12:23.559 --> 0:12:24.600 I take nine. 0:12:24.400 --> 0:12:26.960 Books, right, and the firelighter. 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:29.640 I'd read the nine books and go Do you know 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:31.719 what I'm done? I reckon I could get through a 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:34.040 book a day. I'd at least do nine days, even 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:35.520 if I was starving. I'd need the books. 0:12:35.679 --> 0:12:39.240 You think lou roll as well, how scarce does the 0:12:39.320 --> 0:12:41.600 what they take with them. One lady on this season 0:12:41.640 --> 0:12:45.320 doesn't even take a sleeping bag, which i've You're sleeping. 0:12:44.880 --> 0:12:47.400 In the ground in the winter of Tasmania, and yet 0:12:47.440 --> 0:12:50.920 she's doing really well. Gather some ferns to cowt I 0:12:50.960 --> 0:12:53.559 should just say, right. There are a couple of people 0:12:53.720 --> 0:12:57.520 representing Victoria. One of them is a teacher, and I mean, 0:12:57.559 --> 0:12:59.680 I look, I would never do something like this. But 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:01.439 if you've signed up for that. 0:13:01.520 --> 0:13:03.080 And you are putting your hand at saying I'm a 0:13:03.080 --> 0:13:05.160 survival expert, I can live off the land. 0:13:05.360 --> 0:13:08.040 With allow this person is every other word is an ever. 0:13:08.559 --> 0:13:11.520 I've never seen someone who hates nature. Hell, this is 0:13:11.559 --> 0:13:13.120 the stupidest thing I've ever done. 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:13.560 Body. 0:13:13.640 --> 0:13:17.439 And it's raining now, it's everything's damp. I mean, well, 0:13:17.440 --> 0:13:18.520 I'm meant to fish here. 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:21.200 Even at one point she goes something's. 0:13:20.880 --> 0:13:25.600 Pongy, there's a terrible there's a terrible smell here. It's like, yeah, 0:13:25.640 --> 0:13:27.520 it's nature, it's the land. 0:13:27.760 --> 0:13:29.280 We're a guest on this planet. 0:13:29.520 --> 0:13:31.560 The other thing is at the beginning of the first 0:13:31.600 --> 0:13:33.840 two episodes, there's a warning up there. I wrote this 0:13:33.880 --> 0:13:37.400 down and paused it. This program features trained survival expert. 0:13:37.760 --> 0:13:40.080 Do not attempt this yourself. Now I'm there having my 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:42.120 Dorito's right and she's in Sautsa. 0:13:42.559 --> 0:13:45.199 Oh, don't worry, I'm not. I'm not watching that thinks 0:13:45.240 --> 0:13:47.559 you know what I'm doing this weekend. I'm going go 0:13:47.600 --> 0:13:52.400 and sleep on the fall in the forest in West Tasmania. 0:13:52.800 --> 0:13:55.040 At no point, who are the bozos? Have they actually 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:55.240 put that? 0:13:55.400 --> 0:13:58.120 Because someone has tried to do that with no survival skills. 0:13:58.240 --> 0:14:01.160 I think the lady Victoria a little No. You've got 0:14:01.160 --> 0:14:03.560 to watch it. It's on It's on SBS. It's a 0:14:03.600 --> 0:14:04.960 really really interesting show. 0:14:05.559 --> 0:14:08.360 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:14:07.960 --> 0:14:10.800 Ahead of Eastern next weekend on the time Wasted to Day, 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:14.160 not one but two of you getting golds for best 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:17.439 in Shows. Hayes Chocolates two hundred and fifty dollars Hayes 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:22.040 Chocolate chocolates. Those are chocolate hampers for the most delicious gifts. 0:14:22.400 --> 0:14:23.400 And what kind of food is it? 0:14:23.480 --> 0:14:23.680 Again? 0:14:24.080 --> 0:14:30.040 I believe there's semi chocolate. Listen, Hayes, just tell us 0:14:30.040 --> 0:14:35.480 what's in those chocolates? Quipping so vague? All right, So 0:14:35.720 --> 0:14:39.040 we're looking for your clothing bands. Clothing bands. 0:14:39.120 --> 0:14:44.720 Who's on stage at Textile Fest twenty three. Shoey Lewis 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:50.520 in the news. Slack Street Boys. Oh there's some smart 0:14:50.520 --> 0:14:52.280 old slacks on them. They've been ironed. 0:14:52.480 --> 0:14:58.320 Silver, Dicky Chicks, oh Dickey, Yeah, skaters out there, silver 0:14:58.400 --> 0:15:02.040 plus haul and coats. 0:15:02.080 --> 0:15:02.760 Gold. 0:15:03.520 --> 0:15:05.280 Oh that's my ones. What have you got, Jackie Boy 0:15:05.320 --> 0:15:06.160 for clothing. 0:15:05.880 --> 0:15:09.080 Bands, Mumford and Sonny's Yeah. 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:12.720 Yeah yeah, silver bluss. 0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:14.600 One for the kids, smashing pumpkin patch. 0:15:15.720 --> 0:15:18.040 Gold, that's very good. 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:21.640 What's Bruce Springsteen's nickname again? 0:15:21.760 --> 0:15:21.920 Oh? 0:15:21.960 --> 0:15:23.560 The Boss, No, the Hugo Boss. 0:15:26.240 --> 0:15:27.480 But that's just a brand. 0:15:28.080 --> 0:15:29.120 That's a brand of clothing. 0:15:29.600 --> 0:15:31.920 Actually, Patsy, you're right, you're smarter than me this morning. 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:33.840 She's more on it. It is you mark one of 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:34.440 them down for. 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:41.160 That, okay, not the killers, the colors, yeah, okay, Silver blush. 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:44.040 Christian Connell's show podcast. 0:15:44.080 --> 0:15:46.640 Extra Time on the Time, waste two hundred and fifty 0:15:46.640 --> 0:15:49.800 dollars worth of Haig's chocolate Stu for grabs right now, for. 0:15:49.760 --> 0:15:53.360 Two of you your clothing bands. 0:15:53.480 --> 0:15:57.720 Jack you're ready to mark, Let's go skiv e Vanilly Silver, 0:15:58.560 --> 0:16:01.240 smock of seagulls gold. 0:16:01.400 --> 0:16:06.600 No kids in their socks O tax on old that's good. 0:16:06.600 --> 0:16:11.320 Well on Chris Lady bra Bra gold Shinzia Frankie goes 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:16.360 to Hoodie wood not quite silver like Oliver, No chocolates view, 0:16:16.880 --> 0:16:20.520 Tom Petty Coat silver, Bruce Skinny. 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:28.800 Jeans, silver shirt, Cobaine silver plus, Kenny Leggings gold dressed 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:31.240 Leopard Bronze. 0:16:32.880 --> 0:16:33.600 Zz Tops. 0:16:35.360 --> 0:16:38.280 I haven't done that much with it. 0:16:39.280 --> 0:16:42.880 Michael's got Christians. The Hilltop Hoods is the High Hill 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:48.760 Hoods Silver, Simon and Scarf Funkel gold right on. 0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:53.960 Chris David bow Tie silver, System of a gown gold. 0:16:54.240 --> 0:16:54.960 That's very good. 0:16:55.000 --> 0:17:02.800 Carl zz crop top silver, Motley Shoes gold bonnet Jovi. 0:17:03.200 --> 0:17:07.240 I love the idea. John wear a nice easter bonnets gold, 0:17:08.160 --> 0:17:16.200 spandaxpallet gold, Ario tweed Wagon Glenn and Lane Warren. 0:17:16.240 --> 0:17:19.000 That's very very good mate, Ario tweed Wagon is very 0:17:19.040 --> 0:17:19.679 good for clothing. 0:17:19.920 --> 0:17:21.359 Any tweed in your wardrobe? 0:17:21.480 --> 0:17:23.600 No, I uh know, as you think. 0:17:23.600 --> 0:17:28.479 Most English people have tweeted tweeting Cordroy, my pajamas are 0:17:29.520 --> 0:17:30.400 twisted knickers. 0:17:30.800 --> 0:17:32.480 Meredith has got twisted. 0:17:32.160 --> 0:17:37.040 Knickers silver plus Rage against the Sewing Machine Bronze Christian 0:17:37.119 --> 0:17:38.280 not Ray Parker Junior. 0:17:38.359 --> 0:17:45.119