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Speaker 1: Good morning.

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Speaker 2: It's a Christian o'connall show podcast. At the third.

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Speaker 3: Christian put him the Christian.

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Speaker 4: I have a deviated sceptem My sons are.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show on Gold one four point three.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, It's Friday morning.

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Speaker 5: Sir, Christian O'Connell show Gold or one oh four point three.

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Speaker 5: Happy Friday, Jack Post.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Christian, Good morning, Patrina Jones.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Christian O'Connell.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Patty. How are you today?

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Speaker 3: I am fighting fit today? Boys, It's Friday.

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Speaker 4: Excellent, okay, so we're gonna double thumbs up Friday. This

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Speaker 4: is what we do ever you Friday.

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Speaker 5: We go around the team and tell you what we're

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Speaker 5: into this week, what we're giving our double thumbs up too.

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Speaker 4: There's anything we say that you might be interested in.

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Speaker 5: You can find all the details on our Facebook page,

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Speaker 5: The Christian O'Connell Show, or you can find us on

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Speaker 5: Instagram as well.

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Speaker 4: Patsy, you're the of this feature. Why don't we start

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Speaker 4: with you? Where? What are we going to in? Came up?

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Speaker 3: Well, I'll go get to Camart in a second. I'll

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Speaker 3: say the best to last boys. Mother's Day. I thought

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Speaker 3: i'd do a Mother's Day a little special for two

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Speaker 3: thumbs up this week special day on Sunday, and what

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Speaker 3: Mother's Day isn't complete without Peter Alexander pj's. Do we

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Speaker 3: leave you guys?

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Speaker 4: It's just like a massive hint for your husband.

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Speaker 5: It's you basically saying, get me Peter Alexander pajamas for

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Speaker 5: Mother's Day because they are lovely.

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Speaker 3: They're beautiful pajamas. They're very cozy, and they're Aussie designed

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Speaker 3: of course by Pete Alexander. Now there's shops.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he's got that garage of his designs, doesn't he

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Speaker 5: for his slippers and his pj's and the beautiful pizza

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Speaker 5: dressing gowns as well.

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Speaker 3: He's a big deal. Of course the stores are closed,

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Speaker 3: but you can go online and shop and see.

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Speaker 5: A Peter Alexander infomercial. Have you been giving like a

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Speaker 5: coupon or something? Yeah, I'm going to get your little blug.

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Speaker 5: They did this thing on a Friday. They haven't realized

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Speaker 5: the last couple of weeks, I have been making a

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Speaker 5: killing from Kmart.

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Speaker 4: Now I's trying to threaten somebody else. Peter Alexander. I

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Speaker 4: can make you all breaking.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, I think he's doing all right. So Peter

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Speaker 3: Alexander PJ is for the whole family, in fact, not

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Speaker 3: just for months.

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Speaker 5: Much do you think people have got right now? Kicks

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Speaker 5: out the whole family. I got Connor to buy my

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Speaker 5: daughter some of those pajamas. I mean, yeah, they're obviously

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Speaker 5: a premium, they're beautifully made, but it's a whole family.

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Speaker 4: How much money listeners have got?

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Speaker 3: You know what, They've got a big sale on at

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Speaker 3: the moment, I think they've got about thirty percent off.

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Speaker 6: So you came this whole reading from the air website.

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Speaker 4: What are you doing in your live reads right now?

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Speaker 4: On my work?

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Speaker 3: I regularly check the website because I love his stuff.

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Speaker 3: Now Mother's Day breakfast Sunday morning.

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Speaker 4: Well, at the.

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Speaker 5: Moment, I'm broke, I've got to kid out my entire

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Speaker 5: family in Peter Alexander the PJ. So I've got a

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Speaker 5: little bit of dollars left over now for breakfast? What

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Speaker 5: is it for break firs now that you want? Well,

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Speaker 5: I like to a shopping list for Patsy's husband today.

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Speaker 3: I love to wake on a Sunday morning to the

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Speaker 3: smell of cooking bacon. Yeah, do you love that? There's

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Speaker 3: nothing better after a sleep in. We've got onto a

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Speaker 3: brand but Tocky. It's in all the supermarkets. It's a

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Speaker 3: well known brand, particularly at Christmas time for their hands.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, but Tocky Gold Aussie bacon. It's smoked but

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Speaker 3: just it's just so beautiful. It's about eight bucks a pack,

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Speaker 3: than likely. But it's a really yummy brand of bacon.

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Speaker 3: And they do streaky bacon, crispy bacon, all different sorts,

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Speaker 3: but we love the gold, the long strips. You know

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Speaker 4: Quickly, which are the minion Today's running order and drop.

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Speaker 5: All features Patsy's audio book. We're only in their first

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Speaker 5: chapter at the moment, through the whole bacon range.

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Speaker 7: You know what, I'm bacon.

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Speaker 3: I'm cutting to the chase. I'm going to Camart now,

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Speaker 3: are you with me?

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Speaker 6: Don't worry about songs anymore.

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Speaker 3: We are at Camar, my favorite place on the planet.

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Speaker 3: They have it's just hit stores. You might have got

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Speaker 3: A brand new toaster that is also an egg cooker.

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Speaker 3: I can never juggle the tocky goal mention. When I

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Speaker 3: with the eggs, and one always gets sober.

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Speaker 3: Yes, this is thirty nine bucks. It's the Camart toaster

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Speaker 3: and egg cooker. It's causing a lot of banter on

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Speaker 3: the Camart mums.

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Speaker 4: Facebook, Facebook Moms. It's back and forth.

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Speaker 3: Along with the twenty nine dollar sausage roll maker that's

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Speaker 3: new in stores as well. So there you go. They're

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Speaker 4: And I, I mean I'm looking at mine.

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Speaker 5: It's week serving, so I've got jack, you know, just

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Speaker 5: a book and a couple of things to watch. But

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Speaker 5: I mean, we'll go through ours next if you're still interested.

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Speaker 5: But Patsy's just brought the house down with all these

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Speaker 5: various products.

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Speaker 6: Let's go put all your invoices in for product.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Christian O'Connell show.

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Speaker 5: Double thumbs up Friday. This is what the feature has

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Speaker 5: been called over the last sort of two or three months.

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Speaker 5: Perhaps still calls it two thumbs up, refusing to actually

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Speaker 5: go it by name. But that's perhaps you should do

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Speaker 5: what she wants on the show, Jack Post, what are

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Speaker 5: you giving the two thumbs or double thumbs up to

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Speaker 2: Mate?

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Speaker 8: Well, now that you've spent all your money on Patter's suggestion,

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Speaker 8: I'm broke, I'm living in my car.

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Speaker 6: I have something free to offer you.

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Speaker 8: I was introduced to by Bianca, my wife, who keeps

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Speaker 8: a lot of house plans around, about propagating plants. It

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Speaker 8: well about. But now I can't believe that you can

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Speaker 8: make a gift for somebody so easily by trimming off

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Speaker 4: I didn't know this.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, so I propagated my friend Radio Mike some devil's ivy.

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Speaker 5: Hang on, hang on, you're supposed to be the cool

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Speaker 5: hipster one on the show and the old fortys like

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Speaker 5: me and Patsy. You're talking about propagating plants and giving

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Speaker 5: Turning to three a w We've got Patsy talking about

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Speaker 5: pajamas and bacon. I'm hoping you're going to give me

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Speaker 5: something young and cool, like what's going on the North Melbourne.

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Speaker 4: You know on the streets there. It's about propagating plants.

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Speaker 6: I'll tell you who is Radio Mike. You know, Mike.

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Speaker 4: Just going Radio Mic. The listeners are going to go, oh,

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Speaker 4: radio Mike, how is radio Mike? What's happened this morning?

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Speaker 4: It's your fault, Patsy.

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Speaker 6: No, Mike, I've got a back story.

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Speaker 8: I'm saying the backstory, but I'm just saying his plant

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Speaker 3: Ready brought us all to.

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Speaker 8: Read, ready to give to you in three weeks, but

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Speaker 5: Can you day date for diary Monday? Michelle won an

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Speaker 5: update about Radio Mic and that plant. I won't just

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Speaker 6: I don't know if that's sarcasm.

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Speaker 4: I'm writing it down anyway sarcasm. So all I'm.

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Speaker 8: Saying my double thumbs up is get yourself a Devil's

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Speaker 8: ivy plant. They look great in your house, and then

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Speaker 8: give yourself the gift of many gifts because you'll be

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Speaker 4: Can you bring me in some propagation?

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Speaker 6: Do you want me to propagate your plant?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Well, describe a Devil's ivy. What is it?

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Speaker 8: It is a vine like plant that drapes over the

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Speaker 8: high on a shelf and look really nice. For the

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Speaker 8: next fifteen minutes, everybody who calls in, I'm going to

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Speaker 4: Threat. Devil's sounds like an std as well. I'm going

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Speaker 4: to give you a Devil's ivy.

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Speaker 8: If you call it now, I'll propagate you some of

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Speaker 8: my personal devil's ivy. That's how he easy lately.

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Speaker 4: Offered the gift of and a live plant for your house.

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Speaker 6: I'm going to finish the.

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Speaker 4: Patsy. See, this is what you should have done.

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Speaker 4: Right? No? Not ahead?

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 5: What an edition this week of double Thumbs Up Slash

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Speaker 5: two thumbs Up Friday, where we're The idea was meant

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Speaker 5: to be simple, that we're just sort of telling about

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Speaker 4: Been an epic one. Thank you very much.

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Speaker 5: All the bit we've called in who want Jack to

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Speaker 5: propagate them we've got your details all.

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Speaker 4: Right, mind, you seem a bit born.

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Speaker 5: Actually, it's just a couple of things to watch over

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Speaker 5: the weekend if you want, and something to read as well.

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Speaker 4: This week I caught up with what A, What A?

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Speaker 4: What a charming guy.

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Speaker 5: He is Sam Neil, the key we actor but kind

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Speaker 4: Sam Nil. If you following him on social media, it's

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Speaker 4: been doing stuff in lockdown.

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Speaker 5: Really funny, funny, funny guy and a legend so many

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Speaker 5: great movies over the years. His Australian Story came out

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Speaker 5: what started out as a little hobby wine making. He's

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Speaker 5: got these amazing wines too bad Two Paddock Wines are

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Speaker 5: a great droper, really nicer wines from his Winery's got

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Speaker 5: anitago and it's only half an hour about his life

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Speaker 5: there and him and Brian Brown's in it quite a

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Speaker 5: lot his old friend as well. It's a great half hour.

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Speaker 5: I think it's been one of the most popular ones.

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Speaker 5: You can watch it again. It's on ABC I View.

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Speaker 5: It's also on YouTube as well. Over a million people

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Speaker 5: have watched it just on YouTube around the world of fans.

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Speaker 5: But yeah, it's a lovely little half hour you'll feel

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Speaker 5: good at. It's a heartwarming thing to see what Sam

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Speaker 5: Nil's spirits of life is.

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Speaker 4: It's really really good.

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Speaker 5: The other thing is I'm rereading one of my favorite books,

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Speaker 5: High Fidelity Nick Hornman Ah, great book, huge when it

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Speaker 5: came out, obviously a great movie with John Kushak and

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Speaker 5: Jack Black. I haven't read it in night since it

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Speaker 5: least now still a brilliant read Nick hornby an amazing writer.

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Speaker 5: High Fidelity is still a really really really good read.

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Speaker 4: You guys see that far Will Moon this morning or

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Speaker 5: I'm going to do it this time of yesterdays show,

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Speaker 5: Let's make a vow to ourselves, let's never talk about

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Speaker 5: This is the image of like these long haired Metlers

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Speaker 5: I just had this image of this band, you know,

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Speaker 5: We Ken's school pickups and we've got there's twelve different tracks.

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Speaker 8: That's why we were getting on yesterday at Times nine

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Speaker 5: The Boss, the Boss, he does listen to me sometimes.

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Speaker 5: Now you know someone very very famous, a good friend

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Speaker 6: Before he was famous.

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Speaker 8: He didn't even tell Hamish about it. He was a

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Speaker 5: Those two know each other so well, the old best friends,

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Speaker 8: This is from two thousand and four. It's called sing

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Speaker 8: Cameron Lee. He's got time to jump, jiggle and jive five.

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Speaker 6: Fifteen ball fives.

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Speaker 2: What five fires a twenty five?

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Speaker 4: That's scratching. That's part of the part of the album.

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Speaker 8: The only the only part that's not part of it

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Speaker 4: Do you think Handy Lee? You know he said he's

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Speaker 5: So him and his brother, because I know they do

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Speaker 6: Time to jump, jiggle and jive.

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Speaker 8: Four fives a twenty five five twenty five?

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Speaker 5: I'll tell you what if there was a Battle of

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Speaker 5: rip my nails. I've heard of this one before. Mandy

444
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Speaker 5: has an irrational fear of balloons. I found the slightest

445
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Speaker 5: touch would pop and the balloon would hit me in

446
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Speaker 5: the face. I disliked the sound of the pop. Giuse

447
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Speaker 5: me almost a heart attack every time. Last year, when

448
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Speaker 5: a friend and I went to a friend's engagement party

449
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Speaker 5: who worked to help blow up some balloons to make

450
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Speaker 5: a balloon arch. This is my idea of hell. At first,

451
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Speaker 5: I couldn't get near the balloons, as I feared just

452
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Speaker 5: the slightest touch.

453
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Speaker 4: Would make them bang.

454
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Speaker 5: Once I saw how many balloons they were trying to

455
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Speaker 5: blow up, I thought I need to do my bit. Unfortunately,

456
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Speaker 5: by the time I got to the third balloon, I

457
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,200
Speaker 5: remember that scene in ELF when he's doing the little

458
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,880
Speaker 5: wind up jack in the boxes and he keeps getting traumatized.

459
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Speaker 5: By by the time I got to the third balloon,

460
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Speaker 5: I'd accidentally popped the balloon and let out a scream

461
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,080
Speaker 5: that scared everyone in the room, and they got irritated

462
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Speaker 5: with me and asked me to wait outside. So I

463
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:54,800
Speaker 5: poor Mandy Christian, listened to a show yesterday about phobias.

464
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Speaker 5: There was at work I couldn't call in, but the

465
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Speaker 5: lady who had the pollestinerene phobia. Back in the late nineties,

466
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Speaker 5: I went to work for a growing nightclub operator start

467
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Speaker 5: up there it department.

468
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Speaker 4: That's one thing you don't think about nightclubs.

469
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Speaker 5: Its everywhere in hospitals, radio stations, and nightclub.

470
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Speaker 6: We need to be part of this dot com boom.

471
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Speaker 5: To set up their IT department. The chief exec of

472
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Speaker 5: the nightclub chain run across Australia was a big Burleiex

473
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Speaker 5: rugby plab and nightclub bouncer. He was not someone you

474
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Speaker 5: want to cross. He did, however, have a huge polystinery phobia.

475
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Speaker 5: I discovered this early into my time in the company.

476
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Speaker 5: Was unpacking a computer to set up their new unit

477
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Speaker 5: when he walked into my office, saw the polstinerne and

478
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Speaker 5: just yelled, get that polostynerne a way for me. It

479
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,520
Speaker 5: was completely odds with this tough guy image and fearsome

480
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Speaker 5: reputation across the nightclub industry in the Australia. As his

481
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,399
Speaker 5: chain of nightclubs grew, so did the IT department, so

482
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Speaker 5: more computers used to keep arriving.

483
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Speaker 4: We used it. Our whole team used it to our advantage.

484
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Speaker 4: All of my team had a couple of polystinery packing

485
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Speaker 4: chips on the desk just in case he was coming

486
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Speaker 4: to yell about something ready to gram, ready to grab.

487
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Speaker 5: If he was on the warpath about something, it was

488
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Speaker 5: so good for keeping away, we would get it out

489
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Speaker 5: and stop moving. He'd walk straight back out the room,

490
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:11,080
Speaker 5: buying us an hour or two, and then you forget

491
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Speaker 5: what we were trying to be in trouble about.

492
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Speaker 4: Were we unnecessarily called? Probably? Did we enjoy it? Definitely?

493
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Speaker 4: That comes from eight.

494
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Speaker 6: We need to find out version of that here.

495
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Speaker 5: I what a great idea, Christian. I have a phobia

496
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Speaker 5: of light bobs. I cannot change one, Matt, Come I mate,

497
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Speaker 5: that's just called laziness. All right, And I've read this

498
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Speaker 5: a couple of times. All right, I'm not sure if

499
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Speaker 5: I'm misunderstanding something. You know, those old creepy dolls with

500
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Speaker 5: like the funny eyes.

501
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Speaker 6: And yes, my mum had one.

502
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Speaker 4: Yeah. They are in Scotland and Edinburgh. There's an antique

503
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Speaker 4: doll museum that is three floors of those creepy dolls.

504
00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:48,159
Speaker 4: And the kids wanted me to go around. And then

505
00:22:48,359 --> 00:22:50,000
Speaker 4: I kept getting wired that if there was a power

506
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:51,920
Speaker 4: cut we got trapped in and the lights went out.

507
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,119
Speaker 4: It's amazing what the brain would come up with. I

508
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:54,760
Speaker 4: actually thought I.

509
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Speaker 5: Would die in here, just those dolls. Everywhere you looked.

510
00:22:57,359 --> 00:23:00,880
Speaker 5: They've always got like one blinky eye, haven't they. Yeah, Christian,

511
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,359
Speaker 5: my phobia is dolls.

512
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Speaker 4: I've had them from back in.

513
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:06,919
Speaker 5: The days when a child died, parents would cut off

514
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,960
Speaker 5: the hair of the child that had died and put

515
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Speaker 5: it on one of those dolls. A lot of these

516
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:15,399
Speaker 5: dolls would come haunted and move around. I have never

517
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:16,800
Speaker 5: ever ever heard of that.

518
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:20,120
Speaker 4: Is that right? I've never heard that. I'm not sure

519
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:22,600
Speaker 4: about that. That's from Melissa all right.

520
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:24,440
Speaker 5: If you've got emails so the show late Laparte, you

521
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:26,560
Speaker 5: can email me Christian A Gold one O four to

522
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Speaker 5: three dot com dot au and Melissa. I think that's

523
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Speaker 5: not true at all.

524
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Speaker 2: Christ o'connells show joing.

525
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Speaker 5: The next twenty minutes, we're going to tell you about

526
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Speaker 5: our week and use a song to try and sum

527
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Speaker 5: up the week we've had. When you hear my song

528
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:43,879
Speaker 5: and what happened yesterday, I actually think all of you

529
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:47,400
Speaker 5: will go that's not fair. That guy should have rights.

530
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:51,359
Speaker 5: There should be some ombardsman about what's what is expected

531
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Speaker 5: of a man in a relationship. That is a step

532
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:57,040
Speaker 5: too far. He needs counseling. Can we call the station

533
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Speaker 5: and offer some money or support in some way, or

534
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Speaker 5: form some kind of group for him as well? Jackie boy,

535
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:03,720
Speaker 5: what sums up your week this week?

536
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:04,679
Speaker 4: What's the song for you? Well?

537
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Speaker 8: There should be a support group that I start as

538
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 8: well for the people against Australia Post.

539
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:14,200
Speaker 4: You're turning into.

540
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Speaker 3: Sam Newman criticized me for getting on a red.

541
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Speaker 8: My standoff with Australia Post ended yesterday. It had to

542
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Speaker 8: because I don't think they knew they were part of

543
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Speaker 8: the standoff where they didn't deliver a package.

544
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Speaker 6: To my door.

545
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Speaker 4: They simply didn't care.

546
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Speaker 8: They just texted me and said you have to come

547
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Speaker 8: pick it up from the post office. It wasn't a

548
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Speaker 8: case of we tried to attempt to deliver your parcel

549
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Speaker 8: and you weren't home. It was just as simple we

550
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:43,000
Speaker 8: didn't even try, which I didn't think was even legal yesterday.

551
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Speaker 5: But the text message didn't say we couldn't be bothered

552
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Speaker 5: you come get it.

553
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Speaker 6: No, But it didn't say we tried, it just said

554
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Speaker 6: that was absent. Yeah, so I.

555
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Speaker 3: Was dating the Sorry Jack, don't they try like three

556
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Speaker 3: times to deliver it?

557
00:24:56,920 --> 00:25:02,200
Speaker 4: What they do in the world strikes that.

558
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Speaker 8: You're really making me laugh. They didn't try once He's

559
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 8: fired up. Obviously, I was waiting for my ich cream.

560
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Speaker 5: As I said on Monday, I'm just presumed that we

561
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 5: weren't going to go back to the itch cream. Getting

562
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Speaker 5: angry the people who have got itchy skin, I guess

563
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Speaker 5: it irritated.

564
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Speaker 6: That is my song for the week.

565
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Speaker 4: I've got you way to use praying that's itchy.

566
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Speaker 8: I even desperably started looking around my medicine cabinet for

567
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Speaker 8: old sorts of anything that looked like it could.

568
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Speaker 4: Be an olive oil that is, some kind of itch cream.

569
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Speaker 8: Some kind of topic ointment, but it expired in No.

570
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Speaker 4: What are you talking to me? When you bring something

571
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Speaker 4: on by thinking about it is rough?

572
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Speaker 3: Where is the itch? Can I ask?

573
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Speaker 4: Where is it? Is it? Is it Tasmania or Darwin?

574
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Speaker 4: Where is it? Yeah? Right?

575
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Speaker 3: Okay?

576
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Speaker 7: Is it better?

577
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:05,399
Speaker 4: Though? Is that contagious?

578
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Speaker 6: I don't think it's it. I don't think it's a

579
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Speaker 6: contagious thing.

580
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Speaker 5: You know, why did you come back in the studio

581
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Speaker 5: this week, of all weeks with your interesting thing.

582
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Speaker 3: I'd be burning that chair in the studio.

583
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Speaker 8: Now you know why I was weighing by the door

584
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Speaker 8: for my package to come, and why I couldn't go

585
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,479
Speaker 8: to the chemist in the first place to ask for

586
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:26,600
Speaker 8: it because it's embarrassing.

587
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Speaker 4: It's not embarrassing.

588
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Speaker 3: People are all sorts of things.

589
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 4: And also do you know what they don't care. You

590
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,399
Speaker 4: should just go on in or do what I do.

591
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 4: Get your wife to go. Could you go and get

592
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Speaker 4: this MOUs for me?

593
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 2: Christian The Christian Show.

594
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Speaker 5: I'm just telling Jack and Pats about what happened in

595
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Speaker 5: my house yesterday evening. And obviously I share quite a lot,

596
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,920
Speaker 5: sometimes too much, about what goes on in my house

597
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,679
Speaker 5: with the teenage daughters and my wife, and I actually

598
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 5: cannot talk about what happened last night. The strange goes on.

599
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 5: I wish, I really wish I could. It will be too.

600
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 5: You can tell the phone call part though now I

601
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 5: can't get into any of it because it's too rog

602
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 5: still ongoing, trust me, especially when you heard what the

603
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,359
Speaker 5: threat was and sensitive at the moment.

604
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,720
Speaker 4: Hopefully is it all dies down, I can talk about

605
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 4: what I can't talk me.

606
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Speaker 8: The good thing is when when your girls finally grow

607
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 8: up and out of their teenage years and they feel

608
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,840
Speaker 8: more cool about this period of their life, You're going

609
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,679
Speaker 8: to have so much stand up material it's not funny, oh.

610
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:27,159
Speaker 4: My, And they also have so much to play therapists.

611
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:31,639
Speaker 4: Can you go to show number three hundred and eighty four.

612
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Speaker 3: Submit that to the court.

613
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:40,879
Speaker 4: Why would they? Why would be in court, the suddenly

614
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,119
Speaker 4: in front call whatevers you say, the news here.

615
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 5: And Christian cars back in the front court again, Patsy,

616
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Speaker 5: what's the song that sums.

617
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Speaker 4: Up your week?

618
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 3: Honestly, I've got to be honest. This is the soundtrack

619
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Speaker 3: of our entire week. Boys, this week.

620
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Speaker 4: Band's been living in your house?

621
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Speaker 7: Does this ring a bell Christmas?

622
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Speaker 3: No? Yes, we had all given each other that, you

623
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Speaker 3: know what's yesterday, the three of us, we've all just

624
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 3: had enough. Miss Eate was over homeschooling. She misses her mates.

625
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 3: She desperately wants to just go outside and play in

626
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 3: the playground but can't.

627
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 4: And the she just justerately wants to go outside.

628
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 5: But of course you keep under lock and key in

629
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Speaker 5: the compound the wall every sort of day that she's

630
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,160
Speaker 5: been locked up since birth.

631
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Speaker 3: And the Paul loved God. You know they've been working

632
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 3: home for about six or seven weeks now.

633
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 5: Someone that's Chris, your husband's a lovely guy. Here's one

634
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 5: of these guys. He's a social guys with people. He's

635
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 5: a people pust which is why I bet he's very

636
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 5: good as a sales guy. But him in captivity, you've

637
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 5: got to let that wild tiger roam free, right.

638
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 3: The beast wants to just be let out. And so

639
00:28:56,120 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 3: we were at each other all day yesterday. That's stupid stuff, yeah,

640
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 3: the three of us, but mainly the love God and I.

641
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 3: And it started we were it's been night. It was

642
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 3: midnight last night, and it started with that. So we

643
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 3: both took the bins out and he's like, this is

644
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 3: my job, and I said, well, I just thought i'd

645
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 3: help anyway.

646
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 4: And then I'll that's the only break he gets.

647
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 5: Give him that sometimes that walk, that one to me

648
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 5: to walk with the bench, that's my holiday, the moment

649
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 5: just walking down there to go into the madhouse again.

650
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Speaker 4: I can't leave you together.

651
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 3: I just don't think it should be his only job,

652
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 3: just because he's the bloke of the house to do

653
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 3: the pins. And I thought I was doing, you know,

654
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 3: a nice deed. Anyway, I noticed the yellow bin, which

655
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 3: is the everyday garbage. It was overflowing, so we had

656
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Speaker 3: to shove it down. And I've opened it.

657
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,960
Speaker 4: Sometimes sometimes I'll get the kids and get.

658
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Speaker 3: Anyway. She was busy inside with school. So but when

659
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Speaker 3: I opened the lid, I've noticed he'd put a heap

660
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Speaker 3: of like you know, milk containers in the general rubbish

661
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Speaker 3: and he does it every week and I keep saying

662
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Speaker 3: that needs to go into a recycling.

663
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Speaker 5: I've got a thumbs lessons less right now she's going

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Speaker 5: to open up fifteen year old pass on him.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, it was ridiculous. So we're standing up having a

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Speaker 3: domestic out in the end of the court.

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Speaker 5: The end of the court, the end of the in the.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, I'm sure ken over in the quarter could hear us?

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Speaker 5: Can you just describe how you were both dressed? You

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Speaker 5: and ug boots here and your pj's what's the scene

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Speaker 5: now that.

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Speaker 3: Wangs at jumping outside? We were in our tracks, but

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Speaker 3: there were there was not an ug or a moccasin

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Speaker 3: to be seen, thank you. But then at the end

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Speaker 3: of the day, so he wrapped up his workday and

676
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Speaker 3: Odds had finished online school, and we said, you know what,

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Speaker 3: we need to just get out. So you know what

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Speaker 3: we did, and this is the saddest, most pathetic thing

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Speaker 3: that anyone has ever done. And it would never have

680
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Speaker 3: happened pre Isolate. But there's a brand new cam up.

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Speaker 7: Is away.

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Speaker 3: We got in the cart and I said to Chris,

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Speaker 3: I said, I think it's the grand opening today and

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Speaker 3: he said, well, we can't go in there because I'm

685
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Speaker 3: not it's not essential. And I said, no, no, no,

686
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Speaker 3: that's all right. I just want to check it out.

687
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,360
Speaker 3: And he goes, what do a drive by? And I said, well,

688
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 3: what else are we going to do?

689
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 4: So we didn't go in there?

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Speaker 3: Well, no, because we did.

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Speaker 7: We did.

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00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 3: We went to check out the car park, had to

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Speaker 3: look through the door. Oh that's exciting.

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Speaker 4: Wait, and we're.

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Speaker 5: Sending you need to come back to work, please come

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Speaker 5: seriously and when what is? Who knows what goes on

697
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 5: in someone's head sometimes, but I pray that I never

698
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Speaker 5: go to the dock going for a drive to have

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Speaker 5: a look at a look at, and Marva that then

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Speaker 5: you came.

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Speaker 3: We went windows shopping. Didn't you ever do that as

702
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Speaker 3: a kid with your parents because you didn't have anything

703
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Speaker 3: else to do? Jump in the.

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Speaker 4: Afternoon or something. God, that is rough, Patsy.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, So that's been my weekly.

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Speaker 8: If anyone needs good news on Monday with Daniel Andrews

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Speaker 8: announcing it's you.

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Speaker 5: Well, she's hoping that actually it's okay to go shopping

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Speaker 5: in there. That's the new she's waiting for.

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Speaker 2: Connel Show podcast there.

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Speaker 4: Are two great phrases in life.

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Speaker 5: I love to hear something has been canceled, great bonus,

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Speaker 5: and then it can wait until tomorrow. That's what my

714
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 5: wife's said to me this week when she said, hey, look,

715
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Speaker 5: my mum has got this new TV. It's one of

716
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Speaker 5: these Wi Fi enabled TVs so she can stream Netflix

717
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Speaker 5: and YouTube Straightawayker just feel like she's not gonna ask

718
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Speaker 5: me over the phone or FaceTime to take a seventy

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Speaker 5: five year old lady through going to the settings.

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Speaker 4: So she goes, you're great on this stuff.

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Speaker 5: I literally goal and went and then she goes, it

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Speaker 5: can wait until tomorrow. Went great, I'll do it tomorrow,

723
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Speaker 5: because it just meant not now. That's all my mind thought.

724
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Speaker 5: I'm not doing it now? Why about it tomorrow? Tomorrow

725
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 5: was yesterday evening and twenty five minutes on FaceTime with

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Speaker 5: a seventy five year olds sat in front of her TV,

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Speaker 5: and so I'm directing her with her camera.

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Speaker 4: First of all, there are two main shots.

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Speaker 5: I need to see the remote control to try and

730
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Speaker 5: find out the eye information button right then, and of

731
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Speaker 5: course she's I'm saying I can't see I can only

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Speaker 5: see the top half of the remote control, Jackie. Just

733
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Speaker 5: move the camera down so I can see the bottom half.

734
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Speaker 5: Now you're doing it so it's left of your screen,

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Speaker 5: so I can only see half of half of that.

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Speaker 5: Now move it back. And she's going, oh, you're being

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Speaker 5: so patient, and I'm this the blood is rising and

738
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 5: rising at my temper, but I can't yell at my

739
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Speaker 5: mother in law who's seventy five. And then I go

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Speaker 5: and now, okay, that's the mot control. Okick, press the

741
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Speaker 5: eyeball which was that again? It's got eye on it, Jackie,

742
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 5: So giant.

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Speaker 4: Eye on it.

744
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:56,680
Speaker 5: Now, let's go up to the TV again, move over

745
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 5: to the left. Let's we're going to toggle around now

746
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:00,960
Speaker 5: to try and find source input.

747
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 4: So what's that?

748
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 5: It's all the various channels, Jackie. Let me put the

749
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:08,440
Speaker 5: camera has gone out the window again, Jackie's the background.

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Speaker 5: Focus on the TV. The TV, and now I need

751
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 5: you to look at the remote control. Camera goes down

752
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:17,880
Speaker 5: to the floor. Now you need to but keep the camera.

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Speaker 6: How long's have been at this stage?

754
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Speaker 5: We're caught of an hour into it now, right, I'm

755
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,839
Speaker 5: really all I'm thinking is I'm supposedly watching TV. I've

756
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 5: only got like a little short time of meeting. Even

757
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 5: then it's bedtime. Cindere has got to get into bed

758
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Speaker 5: before a certain time. He turns into a pumpkin and

759
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 5: it takes ages. I mean, trying to do this over

760
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 5: FaceTime with someone thousands of miles away and an elderly person.

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Speaker 5: And we get to the settings. We're almost there, Jackie,

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Speaker 5: this is it now, settings, and I go, you're going

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00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:45,760
Speaker 5: to see there is network.

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00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 4: Double click on network. There you go.

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Speaker 5: Do you recognize the name of your WiFi there? Oh,

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Speaker 5: that's one double click on that one, Jackie.

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Speaker 4: We are one.

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Speaker 5: Step away from UGA and Netflix. We're almost there, said Jackie.

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Speaker 5: I'm so relieved. Now I start making jokes the first

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Speaker 5: time in twenty odd minutes. It's like a TV game show.

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00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 5: We're about to win the big prize. Oh you're so patient,

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00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 5: I went, thank you, Jackie. All right, So now he go,

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Speaker 5: it's asking for the password for your Wi Fi network.

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00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 5: Twenty five minutes in, she goes, how am I meant

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00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 5: to know that?

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00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 4: Ah? I said, I said, you haven't got it written down?

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Speaker 4: Oh oh god, I've got no idea. No no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 5: I came up with this ah yeh oh no, no, no,

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Speaker 5: I'm never gonna Oh.

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Speaker 4: Jackie, how are you?

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00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 5: Did you ever think we were going to you're going

782
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 5: to get to watch why it needs to know what

783
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:32,480
Speaker 5: the password is?

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00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 4: So you didn't have this written down already? I thought.

785
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 4: I asked, Sarah, you haven't got the Wi Fi password?

786
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:38,799
Speaker 4: This is it.

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00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 5: I'm looking at the clock now and said, it's twenty

788
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 5: five minutes. I've got there, I've got into the central

789
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 5: of the death start to blow it up, and she's

790
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 5: not got the Wi Fi password. The whole thing has

791
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 5: been just a waste of time. And I you know,

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Speaker 5: when you're that angry, there are no words. There are

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Speaker 5: just no words.

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00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:58,280
Speaker 4: In my mind.

795
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 5: I'm hurting the phone at the wall and yelling swear words.

796
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 4: As but that's my mind. She goes, oh, you poor thing.

797
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 4: This has taken ages, hasn't it. And I'm like, there

798
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:17,440
Speaker 4: aren't words. Words that was plenty, didn't bother with the

799
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Speaker 4: Wi Fi.

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00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 5: So party, She's gonna have a good look over the

801
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 5: weekend and we can try again at the weekend sometime to.

802
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:26,280
Speaker 4: Look forward to this weekend.

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00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

804
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 5: So last time this week we're looking for your awesome

805
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 5: mom's stories. This morning my mum's crazier than your mum.

806
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 5: What's your one story you think you've got that, well,

807
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 5: I out do anybody else. Is about how nuts your

808
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 5: mom is. I've got an awesome Mamma was chating to

809
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 5: her yesterday, obviously missing her a lot at the moment

810
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,319
Speaker 5: because I know they can't pop back and see her,

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00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 5: and I hope she sees safe because obviously it's really

812
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 5: bad in Indian at the moment. But anyway, we're catching

813
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:53,719
Speaker 5: up and we're thinking about this and how crazy you

814
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,719
Speaker 5: mma is. Two quick stories about her crazy mama. She's

815
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 5: a proper eccentric character, my mum. And I remember once

816
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,800
Speaker 5: she the local police station. You know, you used to

817
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 5: be able to call them directly, not like the actual

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00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 5: Triple zero. I'm to actually just given a call for chat,

819
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:08,880
Speaker 5: you know, in more innocent times, okay, in the eighties,

820
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:10,240
Speaker 5: you know there's nothing else.

821
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 4: To do, like, oh, how you doing?

822
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:15,319
Speaker 5: You know there's the old rotary phone there and she

823
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 5: rangs has said that she'd seen some escape wallabies go

824
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 5: bouncing past her house now where my mom lives in

825
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 5: the south of England, and obviously wallabies are not indigenous

826
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:26,360
Speaker 5: to Britain. Whatsoever, And the policeman actually said to her right,

827
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Speaker 5: it started gigning, when are you calling from the pub?

828
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,760
Speaker 5: When she said, some escape wallabies have goneund my house,

829
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Speaker 5: They rang aback an hour late and apologize right because

830
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:39,280
Speaker 5: a zoo truck had crashed and a load of the animals,

831
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Speaker 5: including wallabies, had bounced and got out, and we're on

832
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:43,719
Speaker 5: there and I had to recapture them. My mum was

833
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:46,720
Speaker 5: on the first sightings of two of the escape wallabies

834
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,880
Speaker 5: that had actually go bouncing past her house. The other

835
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 5: one was when my mum texted me this is about

836
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Speaker 5: I don't know, about eight or nine years ago, saying

837
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 5: that Tom Hanks had just walked past her window. My

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00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 5: mom does not live in My mom does not live

839
00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:59,720
Speaker 5: in London. She knows about two hours away from underwere

840
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:03,480
Speaker 5: there's no one famous here, let alone Tom Hanks. As

841
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 5: we should do next week, how's a famous person ever

842
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:07,640
Speaker 5: walked bast your window?

843
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:08,399
Speaker 4: House?

844
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:11,400
Speaker 8: Fair to your mum. A local celebrity trackhead passed in

845
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Speaker 8: the area and Tom Hanks had gone out of the

846
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,360
Speaker 8: back and was running down the street.

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00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,839
Speaker 5: I rang my mom and said, what it was going on?

848
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 5: What do you mean Tom Hanks? She went out there

849
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Speaker 5: filming around the corner. She was right, they were filming

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00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 5: Da Vinci code the big cathedrals. See my mom did

851
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:28,400
Speaker 5: see Tom Hank Yes, yeah, it was generally filming the

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00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 5: da Vinci code around the corner. Then a couple weeks sad,

853
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 5: I think Russell Crowe had a small cameo and Itch

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Speaker 5: went Russell Crouse will pass my.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connor show podcast.

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00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:42,400
Speaker 5: My mom's crazier than your mom. Let's go to your

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00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:43,840
Speaker 5: stories right now, Lucy, good.

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00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 1: Morning, Good morning Christian. My mom's crazy. She changed my

859
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,840
Speaker 1: birthday when I was born so I could have the

860
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,319
Speaker 1: same birthday as my dad, and I only found out

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00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 1: when I was fifteen years old.

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00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:57,239
Speaker 4: What why would you love me do that?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, haven't got another yet. I just yeah,

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00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 1: it was a gift for my dad so them don't

865
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Speaker 1: worry about the baby.

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Speaker 5: So on the birth certificate, your mum altered it so

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Speaker 5: it was the same birthday.

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Speaker 4: As you do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she ordered the birth certificate already wrong because my

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00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 1: granddad was doctor, so all my documents say, have my

871
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 1: wrong birthday. Yeah, this is only found out when I

872
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 1: was fifteen.

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00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 4: And how did you find out? When you were fifteen.

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00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 1: My auntie told me. I said, it's my birthday tomorrow,

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Speaker 1: and she said, well, that's what you think. And then

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00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:32,840
Speaker 1: she told me the hotel.

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00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:34,760
Speaker 4: Your family are amazing.

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00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:37,799
Speaker 5: I mean, what I thing for an auntie to get

879
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 5: involved in. Everyone's got a crazy auntie or crazy uncle.

880
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 5: Is that every family is like the law. That's unbelievable,

881
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Speaker 5: an amazing story.

882
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's crazy.

883
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 13: My mom's definitely crazy.

884
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 4: Ah right, awesome, Lucy, thank you very much. You cool,

885
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:54,760
Speaker 4: stay there, Thank you, Christine.

886
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,920
Speaker 14: Good morning, Good morning, Christian.

887
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 4: All right, Christine, tell us about your crazy mom. Was

888
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,120
Speaker 4: your mom crazy?

889
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:03,239
Speaker 9: I definitely have a crazy mom in the world. When

890
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 9: I was seven, I had knit so she thought the

891
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 9: best way to get rid of them was to use

892
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:08,400
Speaker 9: more team.

893
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 4: She told me to hold my nose insecticide. Insecticide a

894
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:14,400
Speaker 4: bug killer.

895
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:19,240
Speaker 5: I mean, they are, but it's pretty harsh to chemicals

896
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 5: of that stuff.

897
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:21,839
Speaker 4: It's meant for outdoor use, not on your head.

898
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,400
Speaker 9: Oh. The worst thing was Christians for two sword weeks,

899
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 9: my head dunk and the worst in the world.

900
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 4: Yeah.

901
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,080
Speaker 5: It's a really heavy kind of industrial sman, isn't it,

902
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:33,360
Speaker 5: Especially if it's on your scalp.

903
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 4: Did he get rid of the ws.

904
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, they were jumping off. Really, I tell you what,

905
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 9: it was a good good but I'll tell you what

906
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 9: it's dunk.

907
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 4: Christine. Thank you very much for a color. Adrian. Good

908
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 4: morning Christian.

909
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 1: My mom says, pray that when me and my brother

910
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 1: fired and over the PlayStation.

911
00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 12: Console the kitchen table.

912
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 4: End of argument.

913
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 5: How about that stopped the arguin about you and your

914
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 5: brother couldn't believe it, were in.

915
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 4: Shock and at the age of probably eight and hand.

916
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 4: That really gave a scaring life for me.

917
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, I bet, yeah, but your PlayStation would have been everything. Adrian,

918
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:21,400
Speaker 5: Thank you very much, your story mate. Thanks uh Julia,

919
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:22,319
Speaker 5: good morning.

920
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 14: Hi Christian. My mum is so crazy. She went to

921
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:29,360
Speaker 14: the doctor. Doctor asked for urine specimen just to collect

922
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,399
Speaker 14: her for the next twenty four hours. She came back

923
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:34,239
Speaker 14: the next day with a two litter coke bottleful of urine.

924
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:44,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, it impossible, imp how many if you got a dude,

925
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 5: I mean that's two letters.

926
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 4: The camel couldn't even fil that up.

927
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:54,400
Speaker 14: The woman has a bladder of a camel and a whale.

928
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 5: Says I you just think about a full too little more.

929
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 5: It's heavy there you know, where's.

930
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 4: That awesome?

931
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:05,759
Speaker 14: The docs actually said to her, what would you want

932
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:06,799
Speaker 14: me to do with this.

933
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 5: Water the plants? Juliet, you're gonna win the voucher. You

934
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 5: get the one thousand dollars bing leave voucher. That is

935
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,880
Speaker 5: an amazing story. That is what we were looking for

936
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 5: this morning. I love that the image of that will

937
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 5: stay with us. That is awesome.

938
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,799
Speaker 14: After she murders me, I might not be able to use.

939
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 5: Podcast Jack and I have You might be surprised, but

940
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:35,360
Speaker 5: we do actually have sort of conversations about how the

941
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:39,320
Speaker 5: show should operate during the songs and that John Patsy's news.

942
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 5: We were talking about what to do with you for

943
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 5: the next sort of twenty five minutes, and there are

944
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 5: two things that we both like. We couldn't decide which

945
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,240
Speaker 5: one to do, so we're gonna just you can pick. Okay,

946
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:49,759
Speaker 5: so we'll put both of these up and you pick

947
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:51,719
Speaker 5: which one you've got first. One is I don't know

948
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 5: if we get any calls on this. If only get

949
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:57,359
Speaker 5: one call on this, that's job done. I still love this.

950
00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:59,319
Speaker 5: The thing I was talking about earlier when I just

951
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:01,719
Speaker 5: got a text day from my mum, just a single line.

952
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 5: Tom Hanks is just walk past my house. And I

953
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:08,800
Speaker 5: don't know if you have any stories about celebrities walking

954
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 5: past your house. Now, it ain't going to be Tom

955
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:14,239
Speaker 5: Hanks in this country. Okay, who knows it might be done.

956
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,959
Speaker 5: Who knows what kind of celebrity may have walked past

957
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,880
Speaker 5: your house that you happen to see. But if you

958
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 5: do have a report of a celebrity walking past your house,

959
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 5: walking past your window, give us a call nine four

960
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:28,279
Speaker 5: one four one oh four three. We're not expecting, they think,

961
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 5: but on the off chance, we want to just ask

962
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 5: the question anyway. The other thing is I love this

963
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 5: things for kids, things that are aimed at kids, but

964
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:39,480
Speaker 5: you still enjoy What does your wife love?

965
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 8: Or she went on the hunt this week for bubble

966
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,320
Speaker 8: Bath before realizing that the kid's version was the only

967
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:46,319
Speaker 8: version you could get.

968
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:48,279
Speaker 4: You don't really hear of it. They all those what

969
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 4: they call those like lush bath bombs.

970
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:52,399
Speaker 8: That's what she brought back first. She said, I want

971
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 8: to take a bubble bath, and I said, these are

972
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:55,799
Speaker 8: just the bombs. These are going to fizz out.

973
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 4: Also, would you ever put that in a bath? One

974
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:03,000
Speaker 4: of those evenings and Nettles that went.

975
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 6: After there's there's so much like leaves.

976
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:12,360
Speaker 5: All empty, yarrow in there, just a load of camp

977
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 5: in there.

978
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:16,319
Speaker 8: She finally found you can at the supermarket you can

979
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 8: just get the kids version. So she had to do

980
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:21,440
Speaker 8: kids bubble bath. But I guess it's mate aimed at kids.

981
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:22,879
Speaker 4: And did it create those bubbles? Yeah?

982
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 6: And she loved it.

983
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 4: Have you done that? Person?

984
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 3: You were bubble bath let every Sunday. I have a

985
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 3: bubble bath wine every.

986
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:34,800
Speaker 5: Sunday like some kind of Egyptian princess the Christ.

987
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:35,840
Speaker 6: Your grapes.

988
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 3: Fills it with milk.

989
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 4: No, let's not get into your private life piece.

990
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:48,320
Speaker 5: In a glass milk game again, we milk you too much.

991
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 8: My version of what I would enjoy as an adult

992
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 8: that is aimed at kids is the ball pit.

993
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 6: Now, you can't go in the ball pit, you know.

994
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 5: Really, cal not just about the gems. It's just the

995
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:04,360
Speaker 5: creepiest thing a dude could do with no kids.

996
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 4: Oh you looking for your son? No, it's just me today, Officer,

997
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:09,920
Speaker 4: get him.

998
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 8: That's why I don't do it. But I would love

999
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 8: to go back in the ballpit. I love the ballpit

1000
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:16,359
Speaker 8: above all play equipment as a kid.

1001
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, the bullpit when when the when the kids were younger.

1002
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 5: Sometimes you have to go in and get them out.

1003
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 5: And I used to used to love diving in it

1004
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 5: even if they weren't in that bit. I think your

1005
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:26,879
Speaker 5: daughter's over that bit. I just you know, there might

1006
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 5: be another one here I can adopt or something to

1007
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:29,839
Speaker 5: take out, might just rescue one.

1008
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:30,480
Speaker 4: That's who I am.

1009
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 2: Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1010
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:36,839
Speaker 4: Christian Jack.

1011
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:39,800
Speaker 5: Now, I'm pretty sure there's a bullpit at a nightclub

1012
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:43,799
Speaker 5: called Rats on King Street. Jack, I don't think that's

1013
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 5: the kind of thing it was after.

1014
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:52,799
Speaker 4: The mind boggles. Thank you very much.

1015
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 5: Master as her signs off here plus cocktails, alcohol and

1016
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:03,280
Speaker 5: ballpits not a great comment. Let Jack know that lots

1017
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 5: of town have a bubble bath suitable for ladies. You

1018
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 5: can order on their website. I love it that comes

1019
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 5: from Dave.

1020
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 8: Pass, Who'll pass that on to my wife because if

1021
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,840
Speaker 8: it's a dedicated bubble bath, I'll trust it. People sending

1022
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 8: in things like rad Ducks muscle soak.

1023
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 4: Oh no, that's the old people.

1024
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:22,240
Speaker 6: That's not a bubble bar. Oh No, that's a song.

1025
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:25,319
Speaker 5: Raid Ocks that reminds like a nan smell about that

1026
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:26,280
Speaker 5: raid Oc stuff.

1027
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:28,120
Speaker 3: Just use shower jel Jack.

1028
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 4: You can just use a bubble bar, there'd.

1029
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 5: Be too much kind of soapy cream in it on

1030
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:37,279
Speaker 5: my skin. Plugging up the paws. You need something that

1031
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 5: is built for bubbling of the bath.

1032
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, I can't believe you try and just use shell

1033
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 6: Joe on.

1034
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:44,080
Speaker 3: Yours all the time.

1035
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:45,800
Speaker 4: Is that what you do? Just chuck in like a

1036
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:46,799
Speaker 4: leader of that in there and.

1037
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:50,359
Speaker 3: It's stick just for a little squeeze in there.

1038
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:51,239
Speaker 4: All right.

1039
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 5: So this morning then, because we can't decide which to

1040
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:55,960
Speaker 5: do between these two, we're doing both. How's a famous

1041
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,760
Speaker 5: person ever walked past your house?

1042
00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 10: Is?

1043
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,240
Speaker 5: Because my mum so Tom Hanks past her house once.

1044
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:03,759
Speaker 5: She doesn't live any in London. He happened to be

1045
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:06,279
Speaker 5: making a movie. But she just st Tom Hanks water

1046
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:07,880
Speaker 5: bugger house. She was having a cup of tea one

1047
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 5: morning and just Tom Hanks by myself.

1048
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:13,239
Speaker 4: That makes you would like scratch your eyes a.

1049
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:16,080
Speaker 5: Bit like, no, surely not Tom Hanks. And so has

1050
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 5: someone famous walk past your house? And also things were

1051
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 5: kids that you actually stood enjoy? Tell you what I

1052
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 5: did this week? One of my daughters was baking in

1053
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:25,880
Speaker 5: the evening, licking that spoon.

1054
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 8: Oh yes, I didn't even care about the finish bake. No,

1055
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:32,719
Speaker 8: didn't care about the cake, the cookies, whatever it was.

1056
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 8: It was all about licking that spoon.

1057
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 5: I'd waited till my wife and kids were out the kitchen,

1058
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 5: right they said, can you I said, I wash this up?

1059
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:41,719
Speaker 4: They went, oh, thank you for doing that. Was just

1060
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 4: literally like a dog with a.

1061
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 5: Even when it was like virtually gone, I was there

1062
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 5: was any bits holding it up to light. Is there

1063
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 5: anythinking why can't you just buy the spoon with all

1064
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 5: that mixing thing on it? Sweet shop should offer that,

1065
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:57,479
Speaker 5: milk bar should sell that. I'd pay a top dollar

1066
00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:57,719
Speaker 5: for that.

1067
00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 6: Do you do the beaders as well? And then you

1068
00:47:59,080 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 6: gotta get your tongue in.

1069
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:03,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a tongue workout, all right. So No.

1070
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 5: Four one four one oh four three has someone famous

1071
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:08,800
Speaker 5: will pass your house and things for kids that you

1072
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 5: used to enjoy. Tony, good morning, Good morning everybody.

1073
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:13,279
Speaker 13: How are we all?

1074
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, everybody's good Tony, and I hope you've had a

1075
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 5: good week as well. Tony thinks.

1076
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:22,399
Speaker 15: What I love to do jumping puddles.

1077
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:24,920
Speaker 4: Ah right, okay, yeah, get.

1078
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 15: Your gumboot and get it stuck in the mud.

1079
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 14: It's just yeah, in the same love it.

1080
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, something great about that today? You did it yesterday? Awesome? Good?

1081
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 4: Why not? I tell you it's also great. It's kicking

1082
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:38,839
Speaker 4: a big old pile of leaves as well.

1083
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:41,239
Speaker 5: The mam always used to say there might be a

1084
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 5: dog poo in the middle of the baby. Careful what

1085
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:46,879
Speaker 5: you kick one day, So kicking a big pile of leaves.

1086
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:48,719
Speaker 5: I love that as well, Tony, that's a great.

1087
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 4: Well, thank you very much. Cool.

1088
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:53,239
Speaker 5: You have a good weekend, mate, Raya, bye bye bye, Simone,

1089
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 5: good morning.

1090
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 10: Hey going guys. What's your show?

1091
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 5: Oh bless your thanks Simone, and I hope you had

1092
00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:00,720
Speaker 5: a good week Simon. Someone famous as what poss your house?

1093
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 10: Yeah? My mom? So was that my mom's and Eric

1094
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 10: Banner walked past with his dog.

1095
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:08,719
Speaker 4: This is a bonus one. It's a celebrity and their

1096
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 4: dog as well. So where does your mum live?

1097
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:15,080
Speaker 5: Because when I first moved here, Uber drivers, Eric Banner

1098
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:17,360
Speaker 5: lives there and there are about five separate houses that

1099
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 5: unless he's some sort of magne that owns five separate houses,

1100
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 5: he keeps moving, they were like five okay, you get us.

1101
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:24,959
Speaker 5: Eric Banner's house, that one.

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00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:26,399
Speaker 4: Across the road.

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00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:28,799
Speaker 10: I'm pretty sure because this was a while back when

1104
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 10: he was on one of the comedy shows. He hadn't

1105
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 10: actually made it really big.

1106
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:33,400
Speaker 4: Was a sketch show, didn't he Yeah?

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00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 10: Yeah? And his parents lived down the road from mum

1108
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,279
Speaker 10: in Telmarine.

1109
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 8: Ah right, Tellmarine where they lived in the castle.

1110
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 5: That's why he got hired. He was a local lad.

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00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:48,760
Speaker 5: Now this is Simone. I need you to stay there, Okay,

1112
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:53,319
Speaker 5: to stay there. There is another Simone calling here, right, so,

1113
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:56,399
Speaker 5: the same name as Simone we just talked about with. Well,

1114
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:59,480
Speaker 5: listen to this. So Simone number two, Good morning, Simone

1115
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 5: number two. Hi, have you got another sporting with the

1116
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 5: same name of Eric Banner?

1117
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 13: Same name Eric Banner?

1118
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:08,040
Speaker 14: But I beat the dogs. It was his wife.

1119
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:14,240
Speaker 4: That's amazing with this also a Tullmarene. Where did you see.

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Speaker 13: Aeron DNA in Castlemaine? My mum rang me up and

1121
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:21,080
Speaker 13: she said, sim come up, come up quick. There's a

1122
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:24,600
Speaker 13: really good look and autie actor up here. Who is it?

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00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:25,080
Speaker 14: Who is it?

1124
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:27,480
Speaker 13: And I'm trying to list off all these names and

1125
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:29,840
Speaker 13: she said, I don't know. He's just really good looking

1126
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:33,360
Speaker 13: and he's sitting outside being oh my taste hold bolted

1127
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:36,240
Speaker 13: up and he's Eric Banner standing out.

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Speaker 5: Seeing loads of other mums were all ringing different women

1129
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 5: they know, and they were like women running up the

1130
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 5: street to try and stare at Eric Banner who was

1131
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:42,400
Speaker 5: there with this.

1132
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:49,480
Speaker 13: He was filming my son Romulus a right, and I

1133
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:52,839
Speaker 13: just went and sat on my mum's front fence and

1134
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 13: just watched him. And then his absolutely stunning woman walked

1135
00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 13: up and I'm thinking she's in the film and he

1136
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:02,839
Speaker 13: gave her the biggest hugging kiss something. Oh no, that's

1137
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 13: not getting filmed, and it was his wife. So I

1138
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 13: beat the dog.

1139
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 6: Wasn't a competition, but well.

1140
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:14,279
Speaker 5: Everything in Australia is a competition, all right. So my

1141
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:15,719
Speaker 5: number two, thank you very much you.

1142
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:19,239
Speaker 2: Cal the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1143
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 5: The biggest thing that people have contacted the show about today,

1144
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 5: which we didn't ask for, but thank you, is tips

1145
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:27,440
Speaker 5: for Jack to pass on to his wife for bubble bath.

1146
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:31,320
Speaker 5: I love that such caring listeners of getting emails text

1147
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:32,399
Speaker 5: messages are coming in.

1148
00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 4: Jack. You can buy bubble bars at Lush. We've covered that.

1149
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:39,840
Speaker 5: They've got leaves and nettles and twigs in just clogs

1150
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:42,800
Speaker 5: up your bath. But thank you very much for everyone's tips.

1151
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:45,080
Speaker 5: All right, so we got time for a last couple

1152
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 5: of calls and things for kids that you enjoy as

1153
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 5: an adult and has someone famous walk past your house?

1154
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:54,439
Speaker 4: Emma, good morning, Good morning, Christian. How are you. I'm good, Emma.

1155
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 4: Have you had a good week?

1156
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:57,800
Speaker 5: Thanks for calling the show so a thing for kids

1157
00:51:57,800 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 5: that you still enjoy as a grown up.

1158
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:01,880
Speaker 11: I'm an adult and I know it's for kids, but

1159
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:08,760
Speaker 11: I absolutely love hind baby food, banana custard and beef.

1160
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:12,960
Speaker 8: And vegetables in a little jars.

1161
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:16,440
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, everybody was running out of food during this pandemic,

1162
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 11: but I'm stucking up on the baby food.

1163
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 5: It's a small kind of cachet, isn't it. With all

1164
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:22,399
Speaker 5: that you feel like a giant opening up one of those.

1165
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 5: It's all like pure aid mark.

1166
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 11: Oh it's yum.

1167
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 6: Is it a gune in one spoonful?

1168
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:32,400
Speaker 4: They're tiny, yeah, cans. It stinks.

1169
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:34,239
Speaker 5: That stuff so remind us of you and all the

1170
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 5: kind of baby food flavors that you enjoy, Emma as

1171
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:37,200
Speaker 5: are grown up.

1172
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 11: There's the pumpkin one, there's beef and vegetables, and I

1173
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:44,680
Speaker 11: absolutely love chicken bros and banana custard.

1174
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's wasting course.

1175
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:52,359
Speaker 5: Emma will give you one hundred dollar gift pack thanks

1176
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:53,240
Speaker 5: to Chemist Warehouse.

1177
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:54,359
Speaker 11: Thank you.

1178
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 10: That's all.

1179
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:56,439
Speaker 6: Do they do baby food?

1180
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,839
Speaker 4: Probably do? Yeah, Emma, thank you very much. She called.

1181
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:05,239
Speaker 4: Thanks for clarifying Pats. He was joking. Let's go to Ben.

1182
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:07,960
Speaker 15: Good morning, Ben, Good morning guys. There you going.

1183
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:11,240
Speaker 4: We're good, Benny boy. And so you've seen someone famous?

1184
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 4: What part your house?

1185
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:15,680
Speaker 15: I look, look, Kristen, I haven't but my mum back

1186
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:20,719
Speaker 15: in nineteen sixty nine nineteen seventeen, saw Humphrey be Bear

1187
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:25,440
Speaker 15: dancing on her mailbox out the front of her house

1188
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:29,160
Speaker 15: in Adelaide, and he tried to beckon her out to

1189
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:33,520
Speaker 15: come and dance with him. She refused, but she still

1190
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:36,399
Speaker 15: made it onto Telly in the background, saying no, no, no,

1191
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 15: I'm not going to do it.

1192
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:39,000
Speaker 4: This is amazing. Okay.

1193
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:41,239
Speaker 5: First of all, you know Eric Banner, you know these

1194
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:43,439
Speaker 5: stories are where those spottings went back a couple of years.

1195
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:45,239
Speaker 5: We go back to nineteen sixty nine.

1196
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:46,800
Speaker 6: I didn't even know Humphrey was that old.

1197
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:50,440
Speaker 15: Yeah, oh, Humphrey's been around for many, many years.

1198
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, Jack described him. When I went Humphrey b Bee

1199
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 5: you'd have to remind me what that is. And then

1200
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:58,360
Speaker 5: Jack went, he was a bear that didn't wear trousers. Yeah,

1201
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:00,439
Speaker 5: Humphrey bears normal in the wild.

1202
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 4: I always got a pair of slacks on. I've always

1203
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 4: got some trousers on.

1204
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:05,400
Speaker 5: I just had a quick google and it went Humphrey

1205
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 5: be Bear fictional character, as if there was actually a

1206
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:10,400
Speaker 5: type of bear, like the Kodiak Bear.

1207
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:14,919
Speaker 4: Great brown Bear. And then one called the Humphrey Bee Bear. Ben.

1208
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:19,080
Speaker 8: Yeah, sorry, no, no, no, it's now that the moment's passed,

1209
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:19,960
Speaker 8: it won't be funny.

1210
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:23,800
Speaker 4: Might what is it? What is it?

1211
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:24,080
Speaker 15: No?

1212
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 5: No, no, no, Just imagine he's just told us I'll outweigh you.

1213
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:33,440
Speaker 6: I wait you. I'm not going to say, come on,

1214
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:34,160
Speaker 6: he be funny.

1215
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:35,960
Speaker 4: You want to hear what Chap was going to say,

1216
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:36,319
Speaker 4: don't you?

1217
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:37,800
Speaker 15: Yeah, of course I do.

1218
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 8: All right, we'll do the whole setup. Then you say

1219
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:43,440
Speaker 8: your thinking about seeing Humphrey be Bear saying frictional character.

1220
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 6: It's not a real bear.

1221
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:46,759
Speaker 5: Al right, sure, Oh that's funny, humphy Be Bear. I

1222
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,360
Speaker 5: just had a quick google and it says fictional character.

1223
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 6: And then say the bit about it's not a real pair.

1224
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:53,160
Speaker 4: Oh, it's not a real bear.

1225
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:56,279
Speaker 8: Yeah, like the real bear trying to beckon Ben's mum

1226
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 8: out of her house in nineteen sixty nine.

1227
00:54:58,239 --> 00:55:05,400
Speaker 6: It's something like that. Oh want to do it?

1228
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:09,200
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

1229
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:11,800
Speaker 3: K Patsy, I'm fine boys, thank you?

1230
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, having some It was some fun there, just reminiscent

1231
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:18,399
Speaker 5: about older Humphrey be Bear. On our show group chat

1232
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:22,120
Speaker 5: that is a WhatsApp group for essential information during the

1233
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:22,759
Speaker 5: Breadfish Show.

1234
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:24,960
Speaker 3: I do believe that you posted a photo on there?

1235
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:25,800
Speaker 3: Did you not skip?

1236
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:28,200
Speaker 5: I was just standing for Jack really for the weekend

1237
00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:33,000
Speaker 5: of hum not at all, just their information. Then you

1238
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:36,399
Speaker 5: go for this is the last post on our WhatsApp group.

1239
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:38,799
Speaker 5: We have to communicate with Patsy during the show about

1240
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:41,240
Speaker 5: essential information about what was coming up on the show.

1241
00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:44,680
Speaker 4: Humphrey never got mad. A funny old fellow was Humphrey

1242
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:46,759
Speaker 4: got into all manner of strife.

1243
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:49,520
Speaker 3: That was his song, his theme song.

1244
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:50,759
Speaker 4: Oh great to have that.

1245
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:54,319
Speaker 3: What a funny old fellow is Humphrey. He gets an

1246
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:58,959
Speaker 3: all matter of strife. He leads a very exciting life,

1247
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,319
Speaker 3: I think it was, and honey is his favorite beer.

1248
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:10,040
Speaker 4: Hello darkness, smile. Actually I've done it. You've officially, you've

1249
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:11,120
Speaker 4: you've gone mad.

1250
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:14,439
Speaker 6: Wasn't the worst thing on today's show?

1251
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:17,840
Speaker 4: We're having dog house jargons?

1252
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:22,600
Speaker 16: No, wow, wow, Wait, warning signs were there yesterday when

1253
00:56:22,719 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 16: you and your husband and daughter drove to the new

1254
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:28,080
Speaker 16: Camart not to go in there to have a look

1255
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:28,399
Speaker 16: at it.

1256
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:30,760
Speaker 4: And now you're a citing lyrics to hunt Free.

1257
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:34,720
Speaker 3: Be Bear Judge, you are so judgy.

1258
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:38,640
Speaker 5: Wow, you need to come back into the radio station.

1259
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:41,080
Speaker 5: I'm coming to pick you up now. Patsy is the

1260
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:44,440
Speaker 5: experiment has gone too far. We need to recall her.

1261
00:56:44,760 --> 00:57:05,399
Speaker 5: We need a product recall on Patsy mother. All right

1262
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 5: today at work time waste so last year on the

1263
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:11,360
Speaker 5: week going into the weekend Mother's Day Sunday.

1264
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:15,520
Speaker 8: You've got to think, all, well, I'm going to propagate

1265
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 8: that Devil's ivy for my mom.

1266
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:19,040
Speaker 5: You need to tell people what you're gonna buy that

1267
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:20,680
Speaker 5: because if they didn't hear what you were talking about

1268
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:23,520
Speaker 5: at six am, that sounds really rude. I'm going to

1269
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:26,960
Speaker 5: propagate that Devil's ivy sounds like something from a rap song.

1270
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 4: I'm going to propagate that Devil's ivy.

1271
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 6: It's a house plant. You just simply trim up.

1272
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:33,520
Speaker 5: That's not really what you're giving to your mind. That's

1273
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:36,120
Speaker 5: something a five year old would do. A thirty two

1274
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:37,720
Speaker 5: year old man, a five year.

1275
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:39,520
Speaker 6: Old would make the macaronia.

1276
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:43,520
Speaker 5: You're right, I got it wrong on my apologies. All right,

1277
00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:45,800
Speaker 5: today's time waste. So it's all about mum's We've been

1278
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:47,920
Speaker 5: celebrating our great mums this week, so let's end the

1279
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 5: week that way as well.

1280
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:51,080
Speaker 4: Put your mum in a movie.

1281
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:55,080
Speaker 5: My mum's name, Jenny, right, doesn't lend to an at

1282
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:57,160
Speaker 5: work timer. So I was thinking about lineshorn give my

1283
00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:59,240
Speaker 5: mom the funniest sounded name, but I've got to go

1284
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:02,400
Speaker 5: with the truth. Okay, So my mum's name, his name

1285
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:04,840
Speaker 5: is Jenny. Jenny given Sunday.

1286
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:06,320
Speaker 6: That's that's good.

1287
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:13,600
Speaker 5: Silver Jenny Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Silver fistful of Jenny, Bronze,

1288
00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:16,360
Speaker 5: Jenny Wick, Jenny to the Scent of the Earth.

1289
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:18,160
Speaker 6: That's better. That's a silver pluss.

1290
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:19,440
Speaker 4: Humphy bee bear. Do you want to hear me sing

1291
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:24,439
Speaker 4: the lyrics? Jack? What have you got for your mom? Jill?

1292
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 6: All right, Happy Mother's Day this Sunday to my mum, Jill.

1293
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:32,919
Speaker 12: A little bit of a plant Jill Biit Taylor Jill

1294
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:37,680
Speaker 12: Bit Taylor Gold, Jillie Wonker in the Chocolate Factory, Good

1295
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:42,840
Speaker 12: Jill hunting Bronze plus and free Jilly, Free Jilly.

1296
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:45,560
Speaker 4: That's good. That's another gold hell.

1297
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:48,560
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show.

1298
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:51,240
Speaker 5: Podcast, The last sort of twenty minutes of Patsy. Do

1299
00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:54,160
Speaker 5: you remember yesterday the last twenty minutes of the show

1300
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 5: as well where the wheels came off?

1301
00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:57,080
Speaker 4: All right?

1302
00:58:57,120 --> 00:59:20,160
Speaker 7: Then today's.

1303
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:18,280
Speaker 5: All right last at work time way sort of the

1304
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:21,040
Speaker 5: week on about mums this weekend mothering Sunday, and we're

1305
00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:23,400
Speaker 5: asking to put your mum in a movie. That's Today's

1306
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:26,760
Speaker 5: at work time Worster. All right, let's go to yours. Jack,

1307
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:29,320
Speaker 5: you're ready to mark about a.

1308
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:31,080
Speaker 6: Joy Silver plus?

1309
00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:33,520
Speaker 4: Name that Joy? I like that.

1310
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:39,200
Speaker 5: Julian Moravin Space Pam Gold, Pam is a good solid

1311
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 5: Mum's name is it?

1312
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:45,520
Speaker 4: Pam? To Helen and back Gold Snakes on a Jane.

1313
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:47,680
Speaker 4: That's very good.

1314
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:50,560
Speaker 5: Luky boy up in New So that's great. Men who

1315
00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:57,160
Speaker 5: stare at Valerie Tanya, well done, trains Jane's and automobiles

1316
00:59:57,240 --> 01:00:03,560
Speaker 5: Silver plus, Helen boy.

1317
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:03,440
Speaker 4: Silver, dude, where's my Karen?

1318
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:04,280
Speaker 6: Silver?

1319
01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:07,840
Speaker 4: Leaving? This is great? Leaving Lynn Vegas.

1320
01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:11,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, Silver oh, come on, I thought.

1321
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:18,560
Speaker 5: More Sorry Market Thornbury, Uh soo fast, Sue, Furious Gold,

1322
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:24,720
Speaker 5: that's Tim, Pamela La La Land, Bronze, Wendy wears Prada.

1323
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:27,400
Speaker 4: Still Mum's the devil. There's a lot going on there.

1324
01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:32,960
Speaker 5: Glenn, Uh bad Joy, Bubby Bronze, lock Stock.

1325
01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:37,280
Speaker 4: And too smoking carols. That's very good, Sammy moy and Geelong.

1326
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:42,320
Speaker 4: Well done. We bought a Sue Gold, Indiana Jones and

1327
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:44,960
Speaker 4: the Temple of Deborah silver plus.

1328
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,800
Speaker 5: All right, thank you very much for those to be

1329
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:55,040
Speaker 5: continued on Monday morning on the show. More reminiscing from Patsy.

1330
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:58,280
Speaker 5: I guess about older mate, Humphrey be bear.

1331
01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:01,360
Speaker 6: Maybe Pats sings an old theme tune every monk.

1332
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:04,040
Speaker 4: Every morning until the end of Lockdown.

1333
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:07,840
Speaker 5: All right on Monday morning, we'll have misshard lyrics is

1334
01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:09,760
Speaker 5: back Monday morning of the weekend. You can email me

1335
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:11,919
Speaker 5: yours Christian at gold one I four three dot com

1336
01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:15,560
Speaker 5: dot au. Hopefully more stories about famous people walking past

1337
01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:19,120
Speaker 5: your house, things aimed at kids you enjoy, and more

1338
01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:20,680
Speaker 5: details on the love Jar.

1339
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:30,080
Speaker 4: The love jar you saying world, Where's your love? Two

1340
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:31,520
Speaker 4: minutes ago I commissioned it.

1341
01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:34,520
Speaker 6: I had too many errands on, Yes, come off it.

1342
01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:35,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right.

1343
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:39,560
Speaker 5: Todd of today's show is Humphrey be Bear fictional character.

1344
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:42,320
Speaker 5: Have a lovely weekend everyone, make sure you look after

1345
01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:43,400
Speaker 5: mum's on Sundays.

1346
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:46,120
Speaker 4: Stay safe. We will see you Monday morning. Sin at

1347
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:48,840
Speaker 4: a Patsy Bye bye boys, get some rest.

1348
01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:53,600
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