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<v Speaker 2>Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on in Rio. Good morning, Good morning, Alix Cullen,

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Patsy.

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<v Speaker 3>Morning everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope every honest word. Everyone's had a great weekend. Now, Alex,

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<v Speaker 1>how was your son's fifth birthday party? On Friday? Fourth birthday?

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<v Speaker 4>Christian?

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<v Speaker 1>God, they get younger so quickly, don't they.

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<v Speaker 4>You heard me thank you for a second.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I came on, there's a test I do that,

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<v Speaker 1>just add to dad. Just always be alert for a

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<v Speaker 1>quick How was his tenth birthday?

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<v Speaker 4>Was wonderful? Actually, mate? Yeah, really lovely.

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<v Speaker 5>He had a ball and he was so looking forward

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<v Speaker 5>to it for days weeks. Finally one more sleep. It

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<v Speaker 5>wasn't upon us and I had to go to Richmond

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<v Speaker 5>actually after the show to pick up he's present, which

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<v Speaker 5>was a Hot Wheels City.

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<v Speaker 4>Like this thing is an enormous and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Mean I used to love holes. What do you mean

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<v Speaker 1>Hot Wheels City.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like this entire multifaction multiverse of hot wheels and

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<v Speaker 5>it's like you press this button at the top and

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<v Speaker 5>it goes round and round and round.

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<v Speaker 1>So you've got the corkscrew. There's the corkscrew that takes

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<v Speaker 1>the that's hot figure, the eight, the loops, Yes, it

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<v Speaker 1>does the loops, and there's another bag full that I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't put together just yet.

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<v Speaker 5>He's really really happy with just Hot wheel City. So

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<v Speaker 5>he was just having a great time and then we

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<v Speaker 5>had a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you been down the floor playing that with him

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<v Speaker 1>all weekend?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, pretty much.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you got a knacker back yet and they got

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<v Speaker 1>you got all.

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<v Speaker 4>The cars as well, so there's just hot wheels everywhere

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<v Speaker 4>at our place.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, to be that age again, just in

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<v Speaker 1>a world of wholeness, I know, just just time to

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<v Speaker 1>slow down, don't wait, don't rush to become an adult,

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<v Speaker 1>staying those hot wheels.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, that's right. So it was a wonderful time. And

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<v Speaker 5>my in laws ser Bonnie's parents are down as well,

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<v Speaker 5>so they gave us a bit of time off over

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<v Speaker 5>the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Perfect.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, anyone listening that's got young children, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>you just need that time.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, sometimes as a couple, and what.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you do with it? Because sometimes we were so tied,

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<v Speaker 1>like Sarah's Mum used to come over every week right

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<v Speaker 1>on a Friday night and look after our daughters when

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<v Speaker 1>they were younger. And oftentimes we go out. Sometimes we

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<v Speaker 1>just staying to get a takeaway because you're just so tired.

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<v Speaker 1>But when you go out, did you do that thing?

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<v Speaker 1>We go, let's not talk about the kids, and then

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<v Speaker 1>after eight minutes you have to start till we because

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<v Speaker 1>just aren't you running a business together when you're young kids.

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<v Speaker 1>We're looking at photos of the kids and this is

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<v Speaker 1>your pressure time away from the kids, I know, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like they're there, Yes, at a wine bar, a

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<v Speaker 1>really lovely wine bar. Where did you go?

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<v Speaker 4>We did this place in Albert Park, waaliest right, I've

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<v Speaker 4>not been in.

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<v Speaker 1>It was nice. It was absolutely beautiful, high end round there.

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<v Speaker 4>Ended up paying sixty five dollars for a cocktail, which.

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<v Speaker 1>Is which is a lot, not not a cocktail, a cocktails.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's a bottle of cocktail. That's a bottle of wine,

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<v Speaker 1>A good one.

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<v Speaker 4>Righteous. We got excited.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we never do this.

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<v Speaker 4>We never go out so like why not?

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<v Speaker 1>That's why they have the Grand Prix around there Albert

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<v Speaker 1>Park over the Grand Prix so in Monico and all place.

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<v Speaker 1>You have the Grand Prix that is Was it a

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<v Speaker 1>great one?

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<v Speaker 4>It was nice? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>What was it?

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<v Speaker 4>It had Hennessy in it, I know that much.

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<v Speaker 1>By a ball fifty.

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<v Speaker 4>Eighteen year old or something like that. I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>what else was in it.

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<v Speaker 5>There was orange in it, I think, and then some

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<v Speaker 5>other whiskey as well.

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<v Speaker 1>She got cognac and whiskey and then some orange to

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<v Speaker 1>just soften it up. Invite him and sea and did

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<v Speaker 1>you have to have a party? Did he Max have

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<v Speaker 1>a birthday? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>We had a little party just at home here, which

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<v Speaker 4>was really nice.

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<v Speaker 5>We had the hats and the balloons and lots of food,

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<v Speaker 5>lots of sugar for him.

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<v Speaker 4>So it was a late night, very late night, fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we'll find out how Patsy's weekend was next.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell Shot Gone podcast Christian Small Thing, Big Rage.

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<v Speaker 1>Well the start of the week, sir, doesn't happen very often.

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<v Speaker 1>North Melbourne had a win yesterday. Harry Sheezel equaled the

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<v Speaker 1>most disposals in a game fifty four gold one oh

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<v Speaker 1>four point three. Have a habit of ignoring and not

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<v Speaker 1>reporting north winds. That is not true. They just aren't

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<v Speaker 1>that many, mate, Don't blame a radio station, blame the team.

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<v Speaker 1>It's infuriating. We've only had five wins to season. Be

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<v Speaker 1>better and put all the a f L from the

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<v Speaker 1>day before. Well, I don't. I don't think we're ignoring

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<v Speaker 1>teams during the sport is But our new guy Alex

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<v Speaker 1>Cullen has taken the ruse on. He went to a

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<v Speaker 1>training session two weeks I did.

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<v Speaker 4>It was amazing, what a win. I was texting Gen

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<v Speaker 4>last night. There you go.

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<v Speaker 1>You hear that that name drop. Then it's inside the

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<v Speaker 1>CEO of.

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<v Speaker 4>The CEO going down the north, going down to Hobart.

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<v Speaker 5>Not easy place to win in Hobart and they did it.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly hostile territories Hobi if it be. It's a lovely

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<v Speaker 1>Michael place. Not exactly easy to it. A long way

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<v Speaker 1>to go. Yeah, when the other teams have to go

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<v Speaker 1>and play there, one of them camera is the other one.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you come in Sydney, I mean the Geelong coast

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<v Speaker 1>did love that place, she said. The pictures like Mumbai.

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<v Speaker 6>It's like.

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<v Speaker 1>Mumbai only got better football stadiums and sent better idols.

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<v Speaker 5>The Mighty Kangers could not be happier and as Sheesel said,

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<v Speaker 5>it just clicked, and about time it clicked.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, this is the perfect time for the season.

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<v Speaker 1>Looking wait, are you gonna say they're going to make

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<v Speaker 1>a run on the edge. It's the perfect time as

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<v Speaker 1>it's all wrapping up. You never know the plans. All

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<v Speaker 1>cunning land Jem's probably stroking a white cat right now.

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<v Speaker 1>You take the winter. It's so good. So Patsy, how

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<v Speaker 1>was your weekend?

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<v Speaker 7>Had a great weekend? I tried something I have never

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<v Speaker 7>tried before. One of my best friends, Pado is right

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<v Speaker 7>into line dancing, and she's been banging on about this

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<v Speaker 7>line dancing for the past year so much. She's even

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<v Speaker 7>got like the cowboy Boots absolutely loves it, loves it

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<v Speaker 7>and just loves the social side of it. A lot

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<v Speaker 7>of older not that she's older, but just that comaraderie

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<v Speaker 7>between the women.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, it's like an hour.

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<v Speaker 1>Of men and women is women.

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<v Speaker 7>It is mostly women to the class that she goes to. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 7>she said, why don't you come along to a class?

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<v Speaker 7>I said, you know what, you've been banging on about

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<v Speaker 7>it for so long.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I will bootschooner the weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you don't call it boots scooting.

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<v Speaker 1>I just got canceled.

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<v Speaker 3>No, well I nearly did you.

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<v Speaker 1>Number one not bootschooting. It's offensive, Yes, bootscooters.

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<v Speaker 3>Do not call it boots scooting.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently, what were they going to do swing a cowboy

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<v Speaker 1>with a tassel.

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<v Speaker 7>Picks refer to it as boots.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it hicks is more of accord.

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<v Speaker 7>It's derogatory calling it boot scoot and it's got to

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<v Speaker 7>be lined.

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<v Speaker 3>Apparently there's a difference.

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<v Speaker 1>What is the difference.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got no idea, but you just don't say that

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<v Speaker 3>word when you're within the ball.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's isn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>You're on HITSAF fans.

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<v Speaker 3>These women were amazing, some of them. Quite a few

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<v Speaker 3>of them actually were over eighty and they were amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>But like you said, it's not for old people.

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<v Speaker 3>Well you know, it's all age groups, but it sounds.

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<v Speaker 1>Like Joy's eighty. I would say it's a real narrow demo.

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<v Speaker 1>The lady, you know why, it's mainly women that their

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<v Speaker 1>husband's are dead. I'm sure it wasn't a boot skirt

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<v Speaker 1>and weight.

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<v Speaker 7>So the teacher was a lovely lady in her eighties.

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<v Speaker 7>She's about eighty five.

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<v Speaker 1>Hell, but what the Golden Girls getting their groove on.

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<v Speaker 3>I had a real problem with the music.

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<v Speaker 1>We got, like physio benches outside.

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<v Speaker 7>Had a real problem with the music she was playing,

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<v Speaker 7>so she had blurred lines.

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<v Speaker 3>But it was just like on looped right and.

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<v Speaker 1>That it's a real non hic. He could be anymore

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<v Speaker 1>common thick rhymes with H.

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<v Speaker 3>I said to Battle at one stage, are they have

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<v Speaker 3>they got? They're hearing aiding?

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<v Speaker 7>Do they realize what he's singing like?

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<v Speaker 3>It's a little bit it's.

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<v Speaker 1>A filthy old song.

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<v Speaker 7>Squear word in it, an old shirl there eighty five

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<v Speaker 7>year old surls swaying her hips, And there was something

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<v Speaker 7>not quite right when that part of the song came.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what you're You're at that age in life.

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<v Speaker 1>You've been through so much that they're not like sort

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<v Speaker 1>of chaste virgins. They've had a life.

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<v Speaker 3>They do no swear words.

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<v Speaker 1>The Handmaid's tell probably had more sex than all of

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<v Speaker 1>us about them, just because they're wearing cowboy boots. Reo, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>is this how the rainbubber gay sea old people to

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<v Speaker 1>go for a dance together.

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<v Speaker 7>They were getting into it, and I just it was

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<v Speaker 7>a bit disconcerting when that yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Shelly, not boo.

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<v Speaker 3>I was blushing.

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<v Speaker 1>You. Come on, come on, we've heard the language. It's

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<v Speaker 1>radio friendly between six and nine, is it though?

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>This week on the show, we're looking for your wedding

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<v Speaker 1>and funeral stories. Two big events, hind emotions, strange things

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<v Speaker 1>four three. I'm going to play you something now. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to take guesses from the team. What do you

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<v Speaker 1>think I was doing? This happened to me during the

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<v Speaker 1>last twelve hours of my life. What am I doing?

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<v Speaker 8>You're soaring something, You're sawing a piece of wood.

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds like cable Times.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I get up to the weekend my business, Patty.

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<v Speaker 8>A horse is a horse.

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<v Speaker 4>There's something breathing there.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me what that is? Right? That was this morning

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<v Speaker 1>at four point thirty right. I try and keep everything quiet.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never woken up a single family member. I've been

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<v Speaker 1>doing this for years. I've never worken anyone up in

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<v Speaker 1>the house. That was me, just the phone next to

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<v Speaker 1>a loaf of sour dough as they cut it. This

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<v Speaker 1>is sour dough. This is what sourdough is like, mister

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<v Speaker 1>bread and I'm trying to get to the sour dough,

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<v Speaker 1>said crust. What you need like a diamond cutter to

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<v Speaker 1>get through that. My poor wife, She's like, there's several

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<v Speaker 1>people try to wait saw their way through the house.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, how when did you buy that bread? Was it

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<v Speaker 8>like two weeks ago?

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<v Speaker 1>Two days old? Yeah? But I'll tell you what, at

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<v Speaker 1>the end of all this, you must get an image

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<v Speaker 1>that it's one of those two men saws, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the one I'm having Canada felling true. Yeah. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of effort at half fall more and to

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<v Speaker 1>get a loaf of breadstick and the toastuff.

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<v Speaker 8>And it's so hard. I always struggle to keep it

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<v Speaker 8>on the right being of mind.

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<v Speaker 1>And also you can't get a straight line. Yes, exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>this is your going. I don't want a big doorstep, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's toast and it's c early in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got the energy to do that. It's you start

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<v Speaker 1>off with that thin, perfect size and then suddenly it

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<v Speaker 1>takes a jacket and you're like, it's like the bread decide. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you're having a doorstep. No, no, I don't want doorsteps sandwiches.

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<v Speaker 1>You're having what your bloody given the sourdough gods have

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<v Speaker 1>decided what you're going to get.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Every Monday morning, the first hour of Power, we play

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<v Speaker 1>a game with the team. I give them a word,

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<v Speaker 1>they have to give me a song. Alex is very

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<v Speaker 1>good at this.

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<v Speaker 4>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>I fact there's two people playing this game. Really, it's

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<v Speaker 1>they're both these former stars childhood probab of stage before

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<v Speaker 1>the screen came calling for Alex and radio for Rio.

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<v Speaker 1>Both a couple of jazz hands take each other on.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kata camp in another light, where it's really Patsy

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<v Speaker 1>and I are on the sidelines in this one.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I didn't do too bad last week.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought I've got a couple.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we're ready to play.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 1>You're ready, Patsy, you ready, Jess hands, you're ready in there?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, all right, I give you the word, you

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<v Speaker 1>give me the song.

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<v Speaker 3>Light Oh, blinded by the.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Patsy, the boys haven't warned up. Those jazz hands

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<v Speaker 1>come on theater camp time.

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<v Speaker 8>Wow, very impressive.

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<v Speaker 1>That was almost harmonies, not exactly the Beach Boys the

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<v Speaker 1>World We are the World. That's very good. Real that

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<v Speaker 1>was like in zero point one second sky Lucy in

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<v Speaker 1>the Sky Wow, winning of the moment. Patsy is running

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<v Speaker 1>away with the guys, Come on, guys. Eyes. It was

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<v Speaker 1>like there were like three songs, is like three radio stations.

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<v Speaker 1>So I heard Kim Car's Pretty Davis Ice and that

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<v Speaker 1>you Patsy, Yes, okay, you get that. What were the

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<v Speaker 1>other eyes in there?

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<v Speaker 8>All three of us?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you do three different versions of it? There was

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<v Speaker 1>any remix? Wow?

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<v Speaker 3>Shine Sure, Shineing, Shining Dee. And remember that in the

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<v Speaker 3>eighties Shining Shine in.

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<v Speaker 1>What song is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Shine in Shining? It was around the time of Comcamelian.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember remember who sadly you think Culture Club? No,

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<v Speaker 3>it wasn't Culture Club, but I can't remember the band.

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<v Speaker 3>Hang on, let me google Shine.

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<v Speaker 1>I can only think, is uh is it Big Mountain

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<v Speaker 1>Shine Shine? Like who's that Rihanna?

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<v Speaker 4>Or Sunshine, Lollip and Rainbow?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it Big Mountain Shine? The Baby and Shine shine

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<v Speaker 1>like a large shine?

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<v Speaker 2>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Bet you we played that song? You're listening to boom,

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<v Speaker 1>shine shine. I don't know if you said three times

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<v Speaker 1>a song will appear, and guys and the producers a

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<v Speaker 1>little bullpit up there is it, big Mountain.

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<v Speaker 3>I have not looked yet.

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<v Speaker 8>We will what we have been doing just facts for what.

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<v Speaker 3>Some other stuff that we've got going on.

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<v Speaker 1>There's nothing, there's nothing on today's show to do with

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<v Speaker 1>facts or any show we make up the facts on

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<v Speaker 1>this show.

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<v Speaker 8>It's no song called shin.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on now shine shine like please text in. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I'm going man seventy five O three one O

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<v Speaker 1>four three the listeners or no, they've got my back

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<v Speaker 1>course come I now shine shine like a light. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>we've got to move on from shining some slighting to

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<v Speaker 1>go run run oh yes, run to boadies sing oh, start.

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<v Speaker 3>Singing in the range.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know what that you were going to

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<v Speaker 1>start spread the news? You went starting? I did? You're

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<v Speaker 1>going to say, singing the news? Start singing the news?

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<v Speaker 3>The headlining today.

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<v Speaker 1>That should be a musing show. A love person young, No,

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<v Speaker 1>please don't we pay? Would it takes break? Yes, Matthew Warlder,

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<v Speaker 1>of course you could have queen as well. Sweet sweet boys,

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<v Speaker 1>jazz hand brothers got it and then one final one

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<v Speaker 1>alone Alone.

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<v Speaker 8>I think we're alone.

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<v Speaker 1>Rio, You're this week's winner.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell Show Monday Morning, brand new Miss Her lyrics

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<v Speaker 1>coming up at eight, Funeral and Wedding stories after seven.

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<v Speaker 1>Some clarifications are needed. Patsy, you know the Shiny Shiny song. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>lots of people sing at the moment they've got your

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<v Speaker 1>hazy fantasy. You're right in the eighties and the song

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<v Speaker 1>was called Shiny Shiny. It's like a kid's TV show song.

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<v Speaker 9>Would draft me insane in my head on the rain

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<v Speaker 9>Man it's the eighties too, I believe.

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<v Speaker 8>Like a nightclub and that would be playing.

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, No, And this is the one I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>going mad. It was aswad and Shine. Yes, this that

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<v Speaker 1>Patsy's one actually an eighty song as well. Dangers all right, now, Passy.

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<v Speaker 1>Last week on the show, we were talking about famous

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<v Speaker 1>people that we'd seen out and about, and you do

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<v Speaker 1>want to say anything to respectfully not disturb them because

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<v Speaker 1>they're entire till south their own private life. We don't

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<v Speaker 1>own these people. Who did you see out in the

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<v Speaker 1>wild over the weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>You'll never guess.

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<v Speaker 7>Friday night, we went out for dinner in Geelong. Who

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<v Speaker 7>should we see but the Man of Geelong himself, Dennis Walter.

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<v Speaker 7>The dulcet times of Dennis Walter. You mean the baritone

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<v Speaker 7>ti baritone tnes correct newsreader, center baritone s star of

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<v Speaker 7>Carol's by Candlelight, star of young Talent Time, Carol's by

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<v Speaker 7>the Bay.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, the mark is unofficial Mayor of Geelong.

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<v Speaker 2>Rere.

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<v Speaker 7>He really is, he absolutely is. We're out for Mexican.

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<v Speaker 7>He was enjoying a burrito with his lovely wife.

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<v Speaker 1>Looking after that baritone voice. You got some of the

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<v Speaker 1>herbs and spices there.

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<v Speaker 8>Amazing how the stars live, they're just like us.

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<v Speaker 1>You're on three W in the evening. You're singing with

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<v Speaker 1>a big old baritone house voice of yours and then

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<v Speaker 1>suddenly a choffing on a savetha some ciros with company?

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<v Speaker 1>Or was he just by himself with his.

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<v Speaker 7>Wife, with his lovely wife? And I didn't like to

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<v Speaker 7>We had to wait for our table, so it was

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<v Speaker 7>a bit uncomfortable because.

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<v Speaker 1>Dennis, No, no, they hadn't. But it was a meet

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<v Speaker 1>and greet.

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<v Speaker 7>Was it dead in the center of said restaurant? Which

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<v Speaker 7>I wouldn't have liked, but he was there.

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<v Speaker 1>I went on the other week and they try to

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<v Speaker 1>put me in the middle, and I said to wife,

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<v Speaker 1>can you say something? And she went, can we not?

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<v Speaker 1>It feels like we're on display.

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<v Speaker 3>Poor Dennis and his wife. We're in the middle of

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<v Speaker 3>the restaurant and we're like a meter away, which was worse.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you concentrate? You must have friend.

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<v Speaker 7>They plopped us there to stand, and I sort of

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<v Speaker 7>said to Chris, is can we like move off to

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<v Speaker 7>the side at least to wait for it, to wait

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<v Speaker 7>for someone else to finish their meal?

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<v Speaker 1>Though? Did you not not over like my journalists as well?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, like I was talking about last week about

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<v Speaker 1>how use dog walkers looking just non to where the

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<v Speaker 1>fellow dog walkers. Surely you journals could the old I know,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, but you just enjoyed breaching a look.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a look Christian handshake.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah it is, yeah, And maybe you just whisper the

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<v Speaker 1>secret news his code and now you're up to date,

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<v Speaker 1>and now you're up to date.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like a nod of acknowledgment.

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<v Speaker 1>And I know, you know, we both know, but what

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<v Speaker 1>a voice.

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<v Speaker 6>This is?

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<v Speaker 1>When he did mcv unploats. Now you're probably going Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, stop mucking around this morning. Please? Can I

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<v Speaker 1>hear Dennis Water's of deck the Halls. It's a masher

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<v Speaker 1>Dennis Crash, his head versed into debt the Halls. Who

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<v Speaker 1>wins Dennis Waters the ancient? You'll type carol? What about

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<v Speaker 1>God rest? Ye? Can we from God, our heavenly father

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<v Speaker 1>of blessed angel? Kim Ship all right, producer, Kaitlyn, Producer, Kaitlyn,

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<v Speaker 1>you have a new mission of the week.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm ready to go.

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<v Speaker 2>What is it?

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like you to reach out to his people. He's

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<v Speaker 1>probably managed by Tom Cruisers people. That's the William Morris

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<v Speaker 1>Agency of Hollywood. Okay, I'd like to book him for

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<v Speaker 1>our last show of the year. As Dennis Waters sings

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<v Speaker 1>us out of the year and into Christmas, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>Carols by the bay when having about by the kitchen there,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Carols by the kitchen the whole than Who doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to hear Dennis or to sing on the show

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<v Speaker 1>the last songs we hear of the Dennis I want

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<v Speaker 1>to Carols by the kitchen. Yes, let's makeup. Go get Dennis.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now on the show. Then we're kicking off Wedding

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<v Speaker 1>and Funeral Week. Two big events, two events of heightened emotion.

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<v Speaker 1>So many things can happen at weddings and funerals, and

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<v Speaker 1>we want stories this week about that.

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<v Speaker 6>Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to celebrate

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<v Speaker 6>Christian o'connall's wedding and Funeral Week.

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<v Speaker 1>This needs work. Don't end on the downer. To begin

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<v Speaker 1>with the funerals, end with the weddings. Okay, maybe a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of brings back memories, bring back memories, you

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<v Speaker 1>know that. Don't end with this hard for you to come, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>real hard for me. But I well, I'm master rio

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<v Speaker 1>Christian weddings. And my wedding. I invited a woman who

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<v Speaker 1>I work with. She was a mad Elvis fan and

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<v Speaker 1>took upon herself to organize the surprise Elvis impersonator to perform.

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<v Speaker 1>Knowing full well I told her several times not a fan.

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<v Speaker 1>Her surprise did not go down well. I was not oppressed.

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<v Speaker 1>Neither was my new husband. Elvis refused, in Deva like fashion,

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<v Speaker 1>to come on when he was supposed to, So all

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<v Speaker 1>the guests had been asked to move to the dance

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<v Speaker 1>fall awaiting the surprise, but he didn't show. No one

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<v Speaker 1>knew what to do in the DJ. It wasn't sure.

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<v Speaker 1>It just stopped playing his own juice. When Elvis finally

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<v Speaker 1>did come on, he was awful. If you and Elvis import,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you screw that up? I was fuming, My

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<v Speaker 1>new husband was fuming, our parents were fuming. We all

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<v Speaker 1>just had to stand there for forty five fuck clenchingly

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<v Speaker 1>or four minutes to wait for it to be over.

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<v Speaker 1>Lauren saying, who.

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<v Speaker 3>Does that is entertainment when you're just a guess and you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know that personally, you wor with who's kind of invites you.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like Elvis, No one it should ever as

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<v Speaker 1>a guest or wedding invite someone to perform as a surprise.

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<v Speaker 4>People worked for a year.

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<v Speaker 1>Thinking all the different elements too.

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<v Speaker 8>We've got Caitlin's wedding coming up actually next year.

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<v Speaker 1>If the Dennis Waters can do it, or I'll get

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<v Speaker 1>that Elvis. I know you don't know that Elvis, So

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<v Speaker 1>guess what we've got? Bad Elvis? Not just Elvis, but

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<v Speaker 1>a bad one. Forty five minutes should be enough to

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<v Speaker 1>kill the party. This is amazing. I was hoping we

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<v Speaker 1>get stories from wedding photographers because you would see all

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<v Speaker 1>of it. And Rick Harman, a wedding photographer twenty five years,

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<v Speaker 1>really has seen everything. Christian, I'm excited to hear in

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<v Speaker 1>the wedding stories this week. I was a pro wedding

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<v Speaker 1>photographer twenty five years. I could fill the whole week

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<v Speaker 1>with these stories. But there's one that always gets no way.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a huge wedding, talking of a four hundred

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<v Speaker 1>guests and a dozen in the bridal party. The bride's

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<v Speaker 1>parents paid for the reception, while the best man paid

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<v Speaker 1>for the groom's cost, cars, suits, bucks, party, everything. The

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<v Speaker 1>day went so smoothly until the speeches. After the usual

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<v Speaker 1>jokes from the best man, the groom got up, thanked

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<v Speaker 1>the bride'smaids, the guests, the caterers, and then dropped this

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<v Speaker 1>and to my bride, who has been sleeping with my

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<v Speaker 1>best man for the past six months, I just like

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<v Speaker 1>to say, this wedding is a nulled. He threw down

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<v Speaker 1>his speech, dropped the microphone and just walked out. Chaos erupted.

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<v Speaker 1>The bride's own mum smacks her around the face, The

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<v Speaker 1>dad's all lunched for the best man. We ran out

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<v Speaker 1>of there safely, got in our car and just laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>What else could we do? The groom had bowed off

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<v Speaker 1>Christian the ultimate revenge, humiliating them in front of everyone

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<v Speaker 1>and hitting them financially. And in case you're wondering, they

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<v Speaker 1>weren't legally married since the paperwork hadn't even been launched.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian enjoy wedding and Funeral s week. Rick, that is wow.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Rick, I don't know if we get

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<v Speaker 1>anything to even matched. And Rick, if you got anymore,

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<v Speaker 1>if you've been doing it for twenty five years, you

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<v Speaker 1>know that's just seen the movie and we're watching go.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just another word that doesn't happen in real life.

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<v Speaker 1>Turns out it actually does.

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<v Speaker 9>I want the photos from the heavy I want to

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<v Speaker 9>see the moment before the mic drop.

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<v Speaker 1>Incredible and then coulwait of the best man's face as

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<v Speaker 1>he's been out, and then the two dads, not one dad,

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<v Speaker 1>two dads. That's his own dad, the other dad going

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<v Speaker 1>for him. All right, we'll take a break. When we

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<v Speaker 1>come back, we'll get more of your wedding and funeral stories.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Send a message from Julie Howick Christian First showback. Listen

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<v Speaker 1>to you guys after eight week holiday in Europe. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>what a great European eventually must have had. Thanks for

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<v Speaker 1>making a bit easier to get us going back to work.

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<v Speaker 1>That is going to hurt this week. You'll have the

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<v Speaker 1>jet lag as well. Day by day it's like suddenly

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle of the day, is that you've been poisoned? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you just hit this wall. But Julie, welcome back. We've

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<v Speaker 1>missed you all right, So will you can feel stories

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<v Speaker 1>this week of either what happened at a wedding or

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<v Speaker 1>what happened at a funeral. Let's go to Lorraine, who

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<v Speaker 1>I think has got two for one. Lorraine, welcome for

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<v Speaker 1>the show.

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<v Speaker 10>Good mighty everybody. Yes, I do have a two for one.

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<v Speaker 10>Note it happened forty two years ago, so it's going

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<v Speaker 10>to start sounding sad, but it's actually quite funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, well, thank you for giving on her heads up.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what they say, tragedy plus time equals comedy.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's test this theory out right now.

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<v Speaker 10>Yep, my mother dropped dead at my cousin's wedding reception.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, that's that's really, really.

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<v Speaker 1>Bad, and that's the story in the headliner.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, she the reception and she'd been having a wonderfull

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<v Speaker 10>time with the family and dancing and everything else. She

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<v Speaker 10>went up to the bar or her favorite drink, which

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<v Speaker 10>is a Brandian dry, and literally dropped dead at the bar.

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<v Speaker 1>Before she got to have I mean, look, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're to choose how you go out exactly, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>what did your last favorite drink? And down in that

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm done and once.

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<v Speaker 10>But the next part of it was the wedding party.

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<v Speaker 10>She was at the other end of the room, realized

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<v Speaker 10>there was a commotion going on. Everybody at the bar

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<v Speaker 10>realized mum was dead.

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<v Speaker 1>So they're trying to tag commotion. I say, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't call triple zero and go how can we

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<v Speaker 1>help your emotive. There's been a commotion at the bar.

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<v Speaker 10>So the people are the fab about trying to pick

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<v Speaker 10>her up ticket out of the room.

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<v Speaker 1>Weekend of Bernie's prop her for the photo.

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<v Speaker 10>Talked so, yeah, well, the wedding parties are standing and

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<v Speaker 10>looking at is everything okay? And they go, oh, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 10>everything mine.

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<v Speaker 1>Beautiful sunrise.

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<v Speaker 11>Yes, But the.

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<v Speaker 10>Actual already of the story is happening in the stage now.

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<v Speaker 10>Mum said before about a week before she left, Oh,

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<v Speaker 10>well if I did tomorrow, at least I'll have enough

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<v Speaker 10>money in the bake to pay from a funeral. Now

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<v Speaker 10>this happens. The stupid thing was because she was in

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<v Speaker 10>the state, it cost so much money to bring back.

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't never have money in the bank, wouldn't even

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<v Speaker 1>thought about what happens if you die into state.

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<v Speaker 10>It takes about two weeks to get back because that's

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<v Speaker 10>been an orbital to that. They have to transport the

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<v Speaker 10>body bay and everything else. So yeah, but said you

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<v Speaker 10>know at the time, it was absolutely tragic.

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<v Speaker 1>But someone obviously then brings mum. Somebody else brings her

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<v Speaker 1>a lot the funeral director's driver from one state to

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<v Speaker 1>your state.

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<v Speaker 10>Yes, yes, I do.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, So you can't go one Sta've done the coroner's apportner.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't go and go I'll bring back.

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<v Speaker 10>It would have been a lot chap and just go

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<v Speaker 10>and pick her up.

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<v Speaker 1>To effect rid of a grim road trip.

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<v Speaker 10>You know, we didn't have a social wagon in a

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<v Speaker 10>band at the time, so that it would have made

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<v Speaker 10>it been hard.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're going to get a budget van rentals.

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<v Speaker 6>How early into the night was the wedding, luree, sorry,

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<v Speaker 6>how early into the night into the reception was the wedding?

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<v Speaker 10>Halfway through the reception, so you know, what have been

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<v Speaker 10>a bit nine o'clock at night sort of thing. So

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<v Speaker 10>but my view point is, what a way to go.

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<v Speaker 10>She was surrounded by finally having a great time, having

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<v Speaker 10>a do it, and you know what a way to go.

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<v Speaker 1>You wonder if she knew I'm near the end, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to the light. Hang on? Just what great drink?

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<v Speaker 1>Please Lord, don't take me now, Brandy and carry up,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm about to die, you.

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<v Speaker 10>Know, at less she could have a chance to drink

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<v Speaker 10>it first.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So you've got that. That's a ten out

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<v Speaker 1>of ten. That's solid gold. That story. You've got a too.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got another story for us? Then? No, yeah, you're right.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess there's a part two, is there? If there's

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<v Speaker 1>a body that really should be a few.

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<v Speaker 2>This Monday?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you go and get my brandy and drive for me, please, Lorraine?

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<v Speaker 1>Great stuff, it's going to take some beating. We're off

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<v Speaker 1>to strong starting day one, Lorraine, lovely stories. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>very much to call him bye.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Over the weekend, my wife and I went into two

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<v Speaker 1>wine tastings down here amongst some of the great wineries

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<v Speaker 1>as over like sixty five. Actually we are counting. My

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<v Speaker 1>wife and I are on a mission now as empty nesters.

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<v Speaker 1>There are sixty seven wineries amongst the peninsula, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>our mission over the next two years to go to

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<v Speaker 1>all of them.

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<v Speaker 8>I believe you can do it.

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<v Speaker 1>We've already made it. And this is how to use

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<v Speaker 1>being an empty Nesta in a very constructive way. Oh yes,

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<v Speaker 1>they so needs to learn to blay the ukulele. Why

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<v Speaker 1>not go weekend drinking with your wife? And so that's

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<v Speaker 1>what we're doing. So we've only made a dent. And

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<v Speaker 1>as its Saturday afternoon, right, it's a break. It was

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<v Speaker 1>raining in the morning there and then in the afternoon

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<v Speaker 1>that the clouds parted. It was a really nice kind

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<v Speaker 1>of you know, at the moment that weather's like, you're

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<v Speaker 1>not sure if we're out winter? Does it feel like

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<v Speaker 1>we're into spring? And it was just for about an

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<v Speaker 1>hour or two, it's beautiful, right somethink that the the

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<v Speaker 1>clouds part and the sun came out. We're doing a

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<v Speaker 1>you know the wine flight, you try a couple of reds,

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<v Speaker 1>you try a couple of rides. Would you like anything?

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<v Speaker 1>You want to buy anything? And as I'm doing it, thinking,

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<v Speaker 1>do you know what? This would be a great thing

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<v Speaker 1>to do on a Saturday with a load of our

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<v Speaker 1>listeners when it's spring on a Saturday. We are a

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<v Speaker 1>big mini bus. We all load any going knock over

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of wineries, have a bit. You know, we

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<v Speaker 1>all love a long lunch. On this team, we have

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<v Speaker 1>a long lunch. I love is in hell, Yes I am,

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<v Speaker 1>everyone's in yeah, yeah, oh yeah, right, okay, so we

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<v Speaker 1>all love our wines. We're going to go wine tasting

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<v Speaker 1>with the listeners when it's springing a couple of months

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<v Speaker 1>time now, before we get into details of what great

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<v Speaker 1>winery is going to go. By the way, I also

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<v Speaker 1>think me and the producers need to go to some

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<v Speaker 1>of these. Yes, before you deal with dare pass a

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<v Speaker 1>glass of wine to a listener of mine until I

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<v Speaker 1>can say I've tried and tested this thoroughy.

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<v Speaker 8>Thank you, sir for all the work you put into

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<v Speaker 8>this show.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. I live a life of service. I'm here

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<v Speaker 1>to drink and please, I'd do I do, suspect you

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<v Speaker 1>have already, so you may need to go back to

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<v Speaker 1>because was it the pinot or the estate sheers? I

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<v Speaker 1>can't remember. I didn't have my note with me, So

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<v Speaker 1>you've got and yet and you guys can come along

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<v Speaker 1>as part of that as well. However, we need a

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<v Speaker 1>name for this. Yes, what are we going to call this?

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<v Speaker 1>Epic day out the long lunch rio? What have you

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<v Speaker 1>got mate?

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<v Speaker 8>All right, I've got a few.

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<v Speaker 6>Firstly, okay, so in spring, yes, yes, if we do

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<v Speaker 6>it in September, yep, September.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's good. But guy has I also had as

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<v Speaker 1>a working one sip happens?

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<v Speaker 8>I also have Christian O'Connell's Grape Escape into.

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<v Speaker 1>The Planet of the Grapes, Grape expectations, and.

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<v Speaker 6>Then Christian O'Connell's Spring Fling come along with us, people

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<v Speaker 6>getting on.

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<v Speaker 1>Spring. The wedding room has died down just a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of months ago from the hell. Now I'm inviting people

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<v Speaker 1>to come and drink and flinger like if something going

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<v Speaker 1>around this escape its like that one producing Klan. What

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<v Speaker 1>do you reckon? Alright? This is ain't no party like a.

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<v Speaker 7>Shady body that I'm so excited okay, so I've got

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<v Speaker 7>a couple.

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<v Speaker 3>My first is very simple, the Veno bus.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well I think those things already exist. I see them.

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<v Speaker 10>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>That's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>My next one, this is fun Buster wines.

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<v Speaker 11>What oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that is that? Now we're warming up? Yeah, this

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<v Speaker 1>is good. This is good. Yes, okay, what.

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<v Speaker 8>About the plunk pilgrimage because you call the plants?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Directed all right, So here's my pitch for what

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<v Speaker 1>we could call it. Okay, this basically what we're offering

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<v Speaker 1>listeners and ourselves is kind of like Charlie in the

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<v Speaker 1>Chocolate Factory for grown ups, isn't it you think about

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<v Speaker 1>the kids? What's it forr theme is chocolates. Come with me, mister.

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<v Speaker 11>In a world of.

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<v Speaker 1>That's great for kids, but what's the version for grown ups?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a wine tour. Step aside, Charlie, this one's for

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<v Speaker 1>the grown ups. Hold your breath, make a wish counter three.

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<v Speaker 1>Come with me to a world of pure fermentation. Chip

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<v Speaker 1>the reds, raise the white, share a laugh, and lose

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<v Speaker 1>the nights. Welcome to where is it now? It's the

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<v Speaker 1>whiny wonk at All. I've got a.

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<v Speaker 11>Golden cork, I've got win the golden cork. When the

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<v Speaker 11>gold not the golden ticket, the golden cord. I've got

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<v Speaker 11>a golden all you hurd me, what do we think

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<v Speaker 11>winey won.

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<v Speaker 1>Cator step aside, Charlie, this one's for the kids into

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<v Speaker 1>your world of pure fermentation.

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<v Speaker 8>You if you have, I would love to join.

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<v Speaker 1>The listeners are going to fall by the wayside. Actually

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<v Speaker 1>they will now want to just name it.

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<v Speaker 2>Now Christian O'Connell show on podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>What about calling it gold WHINEO four two? Ask Christian?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it whiney won catur or whiney plunktur oh step

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<v Speaker 1>inside the world a pure fomentation on Saturday, Joy of

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<v Speaker 1>joys of joys. It felt like Christmas Day had arrived

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<v Speaker 1>from me when I was talking last week about how

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<v Speaker 1>I'd ordered very classy bit of stuff for the home,

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<v Speaker 1>normally decorations inside the house sar the domain of missus O'Connor.

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<v Speaker 1>But I or, do you know what I've got flex

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<v Speaker 1>in this game too? And I thought, you know, we've

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<v Speaker 1>got a boring old doormat? What else? Wake up a doormat?

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<v Speaker 1>And I saw that I could get you could have

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<v Speaker 1>banned doormats. And I saw i'd see a beautiful, classy

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<v Speaker 1>Oasis one. Obviously they're working away around England at the

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<v Speaker 1>moment there had been an island for the last couple

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<v Speaker 1>of days. They're here in Australia. Is closer and close.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so excited. It's on your doorsteps. It's on my

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<v Speaker 1>doorstep now, welcome to Super and Over Heights. It's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't say it's classy what I saw it still

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<v Speaker 3>last night?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, great, No, no, it's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 7>Bit if missus O'Connor went out and chicked it would

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<v Speaker 7>have blown away through the night.

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<v Speaker 1>That cost me seven dollars thirty seven for the postage

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<v Speaker 1>on Ali Express. Shout out to the great team at

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<v Speaker 1>Ali Express doing great work there for flimsy ass doormats

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<v Speaker 1>for sure. Yeah, look sure, I may have to nail

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<v Speaker 1>it down. It is a little bit flimsy, but seven dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>But guy, first of all, look at the energy there

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<v Speaker 1>to describe to the It's classy, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 6>It is the It is a sort of scraw painting

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<v Speaker 6>of the union Union Jack and then just write.

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<v Speaker 1>The Oasis band logo there. This hits you and when

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<v Speaker 1>does it hit your eyes and heart? Yeah? I mean

0:37:24.765 --> 0:37:26.685
<v Speaker 1>it hits your eyes, eyes of the heart, the eyes

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<v Speaker 1>of the heart.

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<v Speaker 8>It really wakes you up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it does, doesn't Who wants to waring? Just straw

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<v Speaker 1>doormat now, I'm be honest. My wife hates it, y yeah, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no vehemently. She saw me open it up and get

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<v Speaker 1>out like it was a prayer mat I swear to god,

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<v Speaker 1>it was actually on my knees and she was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh God, Chris, what have you done? Like I'd done

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<v Speaker 1>something very bad of it. It's our new dormat. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't say on a family show like this, that's family

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<v Speaker 1>rated the language again, are that one? And shame on her?

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<v Speaker 1>Shame on her beautiful class, classy asty mouth. Yes, Patty,

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<v Speaker 1>So it's it's not hot from you.

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<v Speaker 3>It's revolting.

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<v Speaker 1>It's no anti joy, absolutely not. And I'm okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you what you better bring in. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to photo of your dormat to my it's boring. Say now,

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<v Speaker 1>and we can go like a kind of poker of dormats.

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<v Speaker 3>I can who's going to win.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm holding snake eyes, snake eyes, I'm holding snake eyes.

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<v Speaker 5>But I'm not sure it's going to be doing what

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<v Speaker 5>it's supposed to be doing, which is wiping anything from

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<v Speaker 5>the bottom.

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<v Speaker 3>Of the correct hopefully lot of money.

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<v Speaker 1>We won't wipe on that, but they can just be

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to.

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<v Speaker 8>They want to wipe somewhere.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I don't want people. If you've got muddy shoes,

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<v Speaker 1>where have you been? I don't live on a farm,

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<v Speaker 1>even the suburbs. But what if you got some twigs

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<v Speaker 1>under that? It's like neoprene. It's like, you're right, it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's a near breing. Would be expensive. You don't get

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<v Speaker 1>neopre six, it's neopren light. I've never felt material like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously invented something.

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<v Speaker 8>New a tea towel.

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<v Speaker 3>You sure they didn't send you a tea towel.

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<v Speaker 1>No, there's nothing talis about this. It's very durable. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>real you're a man of fashion.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you. Yes.

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<v Speaker 6>I showed my partner this will yeah last night and

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<v Speaker 6>he said, yuck, what's that?

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<v Speaker 8>And I have to say, that's that's a products.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a smart man, you're your your you're the brains

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<v Speaker 1>of your operation. What do you think I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>go with that?

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<v Speaker 4>It's not done for me?

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<v Speaker 5>And like like the weird painting as well, I sort

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<v Speaker 5>of want more of just a solid sort of union.

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<v Speaker 1>Jack Well in some of them, I don't think it's

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<v Speaker 1>going to be there when I get home today. I

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<v Speaker 1>left for work today and I was like, this is

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<v Speaker 1>the only time this is going to be out the

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<v Speaker 1>front the house. I know when I come back today

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<v Speaker 1>it's going to be. But good news, guys. I've taken

0:39:40.965 --> 0:39:44.125
<v Speaker 1>your feedback on and I read through subtexts. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to bring it in and it's going to be the

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<v Speaker 1>dormat to welcome you into the studio. I insist, I

0:39:49.845 --> 0:39:52.725
<v Speaker 1>insist you like it. You just do you want to say?

0:39:53.005 --> 0:39:56.045
<v Speaker 1>I understand subtext. It's here tomorrow the.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian o'connall Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Time for the sweets missard lyrics. It's just another mishardman.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics every Monday on the sh

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<v Speaker 1>Shu and then we play back your misheard lyrics. Else

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<v Speaker 1>we're playing them back if we agree with your think

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<v Speaker 1>you're miss hearing. You will hear this. If we cannot

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<v Speaker 1>hear it, And for the really great ones, come on

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<v Speaker 1>into the Hall of Fame. Hall of Fame. Now last

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<v Speaker 1>Monday we hear two Hall of famers. We had Julie

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<v Speaker 1>from Adelaide and Pink Pony Club Chapel Roone. You're a

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<v Speaker 1>pink pony girl and your dad's at the club. You're

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<v Speaker 1>a pink pony girl and your dad's at the very

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<v Speaker 1>good from Judy. Katie had this one from Division and

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<v Speaker 1>Hallucinations Night after night. I'm still horny, all right, some

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<v Speaker 1>brand new, some brand new ones, Christina Christian. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think you play a lot of Arman van Buren, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a big fan and I've got a misheard for

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<v Speaker 1>you now. Christina, have actually met Armond van Buren, who

0:41:02.925 --> 0:41:06.924
<v Speaker 1>is a Dutch music producer DJ. We were both guest

0:41:07.005 --> 0:41:11.005
<v Speaker 1>speakers about ten years ago in Amsterdam at a radio festival.

0:41:11.325 --> 0:41:13.605
<v Speaker 1>He does a weekly music radio shows, been doing it

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<v Speaker 1>for years called State of Trance. Already from the title,

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<v Speaker 1>I can tell what kind of music you play, mister

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<v Speaker 1>van Buren. State of Trance? All right, Christina, we all

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<v Speaker 1>know this one from Armen van Buren. Computers take over

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<v Speaker 1>the World. Oh yeah, and you know the bit I'm

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<v Speaker 1>talking about. It goes beat, clap, hats basla. Oh. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like if Lennon McCartney still kept on writing together beat's

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<v Speaker 1>clamp based Patsy state of trance or is it Patsy's

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<v Speaker 1>in this one? Oh? You know she's always in a

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<v Speaker 1>trance trance of rage. Beat clap Patty blah bla. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like auto suggestion because when I first read this, Christina,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, there's no way that's gonna work because

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<v Speaker 1>beat clap Patsy three and this is beat clap hats bass.

0:42:04.245 --> 0:42:10.365
<v Speaker 1>But suddenly it becomes beat clap Patsy blah blava. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't it audio producers, we need to remix this, We

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<v Speaker 1>need to Patsy remix. Yes, Hall of Famer, Christina, and

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<v Speaker 1>come on in. I'mance Hall of Favor. Sorry, I love

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<v Speaker 1>this beat Clap Patsy. Michael's got Hall of Fame. The

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<v Speaker 1>script be truth seekers or are they farmers? See they

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<v Speaker 1>love a beat troop. That's right, they're beetroot seekers. Supposely

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<v Speaker 1>great v Kidney's in your Blood Sugar. I love that

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<v Speaker 1>Michael word beetroot seekers in Hall of Favor and has

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<v Speaker 1>sent the saying she listens to the show in California.

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<v Speaker 1>This is on the stone Roses. I want to be

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<v Speaker 1>adored or is it I want to be adore Ian

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<v Speaker 1>Brown just wants to be a door. Yes, Sannah in California. Michelle,

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<v Speaker 1>Boys to Men on bended knee. That's a song titled

0:43:23.725 --> 0:43:26.205
<v Speaker 1>on Bended Knee, Boys to Men, Stop pointing fingers. The

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<v Speaker 1>blame is on me. So this sounds like a break

0:43:33.325 --> 0:43:44.605
<v Speaker 1>in end of the really similar Oh you're right, do

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<v Speaker 1>we need a medics?

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<v Speaker 11>So?

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you trapped something? Or is it stomp on

0:43:49.085 --> 0:43:55.924
<v Speaker 1>your fingers? The blame is on me. That's why he's

0:43:56.125 --> 0:43:58.565
<v Speaker 1>that's always on one knees O, you know, taking knee

0:43:58.685 --> 0:44:04.205
<v Speaker 1>the painting Hall of Favor. Michelle, I like this and

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<v Speaker 1>John's got this some prince and great song. Most beautiful

0:44:07.845 --> 0:44:10.884
<v Speaker 1>girl in the world. And feel proud in the light

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<v Speaker 1>of this power or is it very different flavor to

0:44:18.085 --> 0:44:22.565
<v Speaker 1>this song? Feel proud that Bin Larden was found. The

0:44:22.645 --> 0:44:25.565
<v Speaker 1>Seal Team played this well. He was part of Seal

0:44:25.645 --> 0:44:35.884
<v Speaker 1>Team six. Was he the shooter? In my mind? That's

0:44:36.205 --> 0:44:39.205
<v Speaker 1>what that one black cork helicopter flies away, knowing that

0:44:39.285 --> 0:44:41.404
<v Speaker 1>they've taken down the leader of Elk, that they crank

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<v Speaker 1>up this. They're singing it, arms around each other's shoulder,

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<v Speaker 1>Seal Team, and feel proud that Bin Larden was found.

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<v Speaker 1>John Great is here, Liz. It could be in bin

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<v Speaker 1>lard in the musical favor anyway, when you miss here,

0:45:02.325 --> 0:45:06.045
<v Speaker 1>the email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot

0:45:06.085 --> 0:45:08.445
<v Speaker 1>au Ah, this is my favorite one today.

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<v Speaker 2>That's sick The Christian o'connall Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much to Cow. It's just send me

0:45:18.005 --> 0:45:22.045
<v Speaker 1>a misheard lyric. Obviously listening this morning, we played bon

0:45:22.165 --> 0:45:25.725
<v Speaker 1>Jovi living on a Prayer Cow. The original line is

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<v Speaker 1>Gina works the diner all day. How thinks it sounds

0:45:33.325 --> 0:45:36.125
<v Speaker 1>like Gina wants to just dive of old age. She's

0:45:36.165 --> 0:45:51.925
<v Speaker 1>given up in that diner. It's it does sound like

0:45:52.285 --> 0:45:54.805
<v Speaker 1>he's soft on the die, but then he comes in strong,

0:45:55.125 --> 0:46:02.045
<v Speaker 1>doubling down emphasise in the old age. Now, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if it's the way you feel about your job today,

0:46:03.765 --> 0:46:05.245
<v Speaker 1>starting a brand new week. How about I'm going to

0:46:05.285 --> 0:46:08.245
<v Speaker 1>give it to you anyway. Now one of you slipped

0:46:08.285 --> 0:46:10.845
<v Speaker 1>into my Instagram dm is over the weekend. We're a

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<v Speaker 1>question of etiquette, Christian. I know you're all dog owners

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<v Speaker 1>on the show. If you're taking it on for a

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<v Speaker 1>walk and they poop and you bag it, can you

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<v Speaker 1>put that bad poop in another person's bin.

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<v Speaker 3>No, absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 6>This really gets my goat because I used to live

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<v Speaker 6>in a sharehouse that backed onto a dog park.

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<v Speaker 8>Yep, and it would pile up with I was gonna, yeah,

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<v Speaker 8>oh that's horrible.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is your own bin.

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<v Speaker 6>This is our own bin because it would be outside

0:46:43.565 --> 0:46:45.485
<v Speaker 6>was a small like if we left it out.

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<v Speaker 8>On bin day, yes, you come home.

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<v Speaker 1>See that's the question here, specifically, if the bin is

0:46:50.645 --> 0:46:53.405
<v Speaker 1>already out, yes, anyway, I think if the bin is

0:46:53.565 --> 0:46:57.925
<v Speaker 1>out curbside, it's fair game picked up.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, if it hasn't been picked up, yeah, but it

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<v Speaker 8>is empty.

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<v Speaker 1>If it has been empty, I could never do that

0:47:02.925 --> 0:47:06.085
<v Speaker 1>because I feel sorry for that person who's then just dropped.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got to be in there a week exactly my

0:47:07.965 --> 0:47:10.445
<v Speaker 1>dogged poop. It's not your dogs boot, thank you. But

0:47:10.565 --> 0:47:14.805
<v Speaker 1>if it's out there waiting to be emptied, he's out

0:47:14.845 --> 0:47:16.205
<v Speaker 1>on the street. I think it's fair game.

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<v Speaker 3>No way.

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<v Speaker 7>No, if a neighbor put rubbish in your bin right

0:47:21.205 --> 0:47:22.765
<v Speaker 7>once you put it out, would you have a problem

0:47:22.845 --> 0:47:23.045
<v Speaker 7>with that?

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<v Speaker 1>Not at all.

0:47:23.805 --> 0:47:24.525
<v Speaker 3>No, really.

0:47:24.805 --> 0:47:27.005
<v Speaker 1>In my neighbors sometimes if they see me like ramming

0:47:27.085 --> 0:47:29.925
<v Speaker 1>that mouth shut, which they often do, then they go,

0:47:30.045 --> 0:47:31.085
<v Speaker 1>you can come and put it in mind.

0:47:31.085 --> 0:47:34.605
<v Speaker 3>But that's different because they say help yourself. But what

0:47:34.725 --> 0:47:37.445
<v Speaker 3>if you do help yourself without asking if you can help.

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<v Speaker 1>You if it's already got all my rubbish in it,

0:47:39.045 --> 0:47:42.085
<v Speaker 1>I don't care. I'm with you yet it doesn't cost

0:47:42.205 --> 0:47:44.885
<v Speaker 1>me anything. But you're one of those what's called a

0:47:45.005 --> 0:47:48.085
<v Speaker 1>nimbi is not in my backyard.

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<v Speaker 3>Ye, no, it's not on it's not protocol.

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<v Speaker 4>My father in law is a superstar at putting rubbish

0:47:55.725 --> 0:47:57.805
<v Speaker 4>in other people's bins, like he's renowned in the scrape

0:47:57.805 --> 0:48:01.005
<v Speaker 4>for it. He'll go out at night just to do it,

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<v Speaker 4>like any under the cover.

0:48:02.605 --> 0:48:04.565
<v Speaker 1>Of darkness, the cover of dus.

0:48:07.645 --> 0:48:07.884
<v Speaker 4>Again.

0:48:10.925 --> 0:48:12.085
<v Speaker 1>So what are we saying then?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 8>I think are you right? If it is bin dai

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<v Speaker 8>and the bin is full.

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<v Speaker 1>It's going to be emptied and it's going to be empty.

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<v Speaker 1>Fair game. Yes, if it's empty, do not do that.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got to walk with your own dog poop agree.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it is hard because you're swinging that little

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<v Speaker 1>brown purse around. Sometimes exactly, Sometimes you can be walking

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<v Speaker 1>awhile the worst one. I once gone to massive argument

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<v Speaker 1>with a guy who bats his dogs poop up and

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<v Speaker 1>then just threw it on the side of path. Who's

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<v Speaker 1>going to pick that up for you? You've done no

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<v Speaker 1>one a favor there. It's yours whose job is this

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<v Speaker 1>to clear up your mess? You can see people have

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<v Speaker 1>done that before, but they just leave it on the

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<v Speaker 1>side of the road. These people should be forcibly deported.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a zero tolerance on that, zero and that's what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to run for election for. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian, can you tell Patsy? It's a bin who goes

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<v Speaker 1>to their bin to put rubbish in and takes a

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<v Speaker 1>big willing with I mean, good point. You don't open

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<v Speaker 1>it and go Do you know what someone's put that's

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<v Speaker 1>not my dog's poo in there?

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<v Speaker 6>Is that?

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<v Speaker 1>God? It's a husky? Okay, I know that.

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<v Speaker 3>So think of the people that don't have pets, right,

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<v Speaker 3>that don't have a dog?

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<v Speaker 1>They don't they were sniffing their bench or babies with nappies?

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<v Speaker 3>Correct?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you three w was calling you both for today's

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<v Speaker 1>fun film Monday Phone. All right, let's get into today's

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<v Speaker 1>time waste stuff. Today we're looking for your nineties movies.

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<v Speaker 1>Make a movie nineties. Today's National nineties day makes sense

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<v Speaker 1>for grabs today for the best in show on the

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<v Speaker 1>time West. So we got a pair of tickets, Go

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<v Speaker 1>and see the brilliant musical in town Beatle Juice to

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<v Speaker 1>musical five star production that has audiences screaming for leaving Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>They eleven September, so you've only got another couple of

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<v Speaker 1>more weeks. What are in the top five The highest

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<v Speaker 1>grossing movies of nineteen nineties?

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<v Speaker 3>Is Ghosting there?

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's not Forrest Gump or not in there?

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<v Speaker 3>What really?

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<v Speaker 1>Home Alone? Not in the the eighties? I think Wars

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<v Speaker 1>not in there?

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<v Speaker 8>Titanic number one?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Two point two six billion? Wow, Titanic is number one.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think the other big movies of the

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<v Speaker 1>nineties the Matrix?

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<v Speaker 4>No, what ten things I heard about you.

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<v Speaker 1>In the top five? And number five Lion King?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Independence Day. Really, I would have thought all the ones

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<v Speaker 1>you've guess would be bigger than that Jurassic Park. There

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<v Speaker 1>was so much hype around that good movie as well,

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<v Speaker 1>great soundtrack, Star Wars, Phantom Menace, Now that needs to

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<v Speaker 1>put into someone's bin and I love all right make

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<v Speaker 1>a movie's nineties Close Encounters of the Third Eye, Blind, Silver,

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<v Speaker 1>Three Men and a Beanie Baby, Gold, Weekend, A Barney's

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<v Speaker 1>that Big Purple, Growing Up with Him, Fantastic four Non Blondes,

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<v Speaker 1>Fantastic four Non Blocks, Silver, and Saving Private Bryan Adams

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<v Speaker 1>thinking about about Bronze. Oh it's going to go that way,

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<v Speaker 1>all right? Nineties movies, were you make a movie? Nineties?

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<v Speaker 1>Not up?

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<v Speaker 8>What's up?

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<v Speaker 1>Now? He's telling correctly, I gotta give my gold and

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<v Speaker 1>the performance gets gold.

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<v Speaker 9>To weekend at Ferbi's. Oh that's very good. Gold, Lady

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<v Speaker 9>in the lava lamp.

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<v Speaker 1>Silver.

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<v Speaker 3>And is this a movie?

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<v Speaker 8>The Legend of Baggy Jeans a song?

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<v Speaker 4>It's movie.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a book and a movie, isn't it? Yeah? Yeah, Gold?

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know what you've got planning this afternoon?

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<v Speaker 1>What about you and I go round up a load

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<v Speaker 1>of dog poo, try it out to Patsy's, wait until

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<v Speaker 1>she goes to bed, shove it in the bed. Just

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<v Speaker 1>a few ships and geeks today? Oh sorry there where

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<v Speaker 1>I was? The mic was like, god, damn it. Kind

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<v Speaker 1>of guys. Have a quiet meeting with a team member,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, time waste today we're asking you to make

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<v Speaker 1>a Movie's ninety of a grouse your tickets this week

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<v Speaker 1>at a time. Wats they send you to go and

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<v Speaker 1>see your brilliant musical. We loved it. It's only here

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<v Speaker 1>for another couple of weeks until the eleventh of Office September.

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<v Speaker 1>We're talking about beetle twos to musical. All right, make

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<v Speaker 1>a movie nineties? You're ready to mark, Let's go Fargo

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<v Speaker 1>Cargo cargo pants you remember and the cargo shorts. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait for cargo shorts to come back. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I love my cargo shorts as well.

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<v Speaker 8>Might be waiting a while.

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon I'm bringing back as soon as he gets

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<v Speaker 1>a bit. Oh, they're coming out, start it now, gonna

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go.

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<v Speaker 2>And see it.

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<v Speaker 1>Waste shots with my dorm at text in the City

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<v Speaker 1>New in the nineties. You weren't that man? Flanney McFee.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so good. Flanny McFee is very good. Danny drive

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<v Speaker 1>him his days? He down to Blockbuster? What was he

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<v Speaker 1>like to watch Silver? Paul and Coop? We won't get

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<v Speaker 1>his first step of silver? Watch a day? What a day?

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<v Speaker 1>Throw some pooh in. Patsy's been along came Polly Pockets.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like along came poly That's from Sam when

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<v Speaker 1>Harry met Sully.

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<v Speaker 12>Monsters Incat a decade confusion there, I know what you

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<v Speaker 12>did last n A Summer Silver Puss Forest Grunge.

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<v Speaker 1>That's very good. Who's that injury? You've got Tamagotchi mal Clever,

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<v Speaker 1>Gold dial up and for murder, Sylph plus Lord of

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<v Speaker 1>the Ringtones, A crazy on and Shawn Fanny Pats to

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<v Speaker 1>the Future, Silver Coodio Runnings Carli very good. Now you

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<v Speaker 1>seem now you say yes silver you mean Capri pants,

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<v Speaker 1>silphus O, Jay and Heimer.

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<v Speaker 4>That's very good.

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<v Speaker 1>Robin Stephenson, well done. The Hills out Levi's Silver Cape,

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<v Speaker 1>No Fair, Gold Video, Easy Rider, and the Bangs of

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<v Speaker 1>New York's Gold Word. Here there are so many outstanding ones,

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<v Speaker 1>but only one winner. Off to go and see Beetlejuice

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<v Speaker 1>to Musical Rio.

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<v Speaker 2>Who is it?

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<v Speaker 8>Fanny McPhee Sean

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<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell shown podcast