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Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Come on in Rio. Good morning, Good morning, Alix Cullen,
Speaker 1: Good morning, Patsy.
Speaker 3: Morning everyone.
Speaker 1: I hope every honest word. Everyone's had a great weekend. Now, Alex,
Speaker 1: how was your son's fifth birthday party? On Friday? Fourth birthday?
Speaker 4: Christian?
Speaker 1: God, they get younger so quickly, don't they.
Speaker 4: You heard me thank you for a second.
Speaker 1: Then I came on, there's a test I do that,
Speaker 1: just add to dad. Just always be alert for a
Speaker 1: quick How was his tenth birthday?
Speaker 4: Was wonderful? Actually, mate? Yeah, really lovely.
Speaker 5: He had a ball and he was so looking forward
Speaker 5: to it for days weeks. Finally one more sleep. It
Speaker 5: wasn't upon us and I had to go to Richmond
Speaker 5: actually after the show to pick up he's present, which
Speaker 5: was a Hot Wheels City.
Speaker 4: Like this thing is an enormous and I.
Speaker 1: Mean I used to love holes. What do you mean
Speaker 1: Hot Wheels City.
Speaker 5: It's like this entire multifaction multiverse of hot wheels and
Speaker 5: it's like you press this button at the top and
Speaker 5: it goes round and round and round.
Speaker 1: So you've got the corkscrew. There's the corkscrew that takes
Speaker 1: the that's hot figure, the eight, the loops, Yes, it
Speaker 1: does the loops, and there's another bag full that I
Speaker 1: haven't put together just yet.
Speaker 5: He's really really happy with just Hot wheel City. So
Speaker 5: he was just having a great time and then we
Speaker 5: had a lot.
Speaker 1: Have you been down the floor playing that with him
Speaker 1: all weekend?
Speaker 4: Yes, pretty much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got a knacker back yet and they got
Speaker 1: you got all.
Speaker 4: The cars as well, so there's just hot wheels everywhere
Speaker 4: at our place.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, to be that age again, just in
Speaker 1: a world of wholeness, I know, just just time to
Speaker 1: slow down, don't wait, don't rush to become an adult,
Speaker 1: staying those hot wheels.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's right. So it was a wonderful time. And
Speaker 5: my in laws ser Bonnie's parents are down as well,
Speaker 5: so they gave us a bit of time off over
Speaker 5: the weekend.
Speaker 1: Perfect.
Speaker 5: You know, anyone listening that's got young children, you know,
Speaker 5: you just need that time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sometimes as a couple, and what.
Speaker 1: Did you do with it? Because sometimes we were so tied,
Speaker 1: like Sarah's Mum used to come over every week right
Speaker 1: on a Friday night and look after our daughters when
Speaker 1: they were younger. And oftentimes we go out. Sometimes we
Speaker 1: just staying to get a takeaway because you're just so tired.
Speaker 1: But when you go out, did you do that thing?
Speaker 1: We go, let's not talk about the kids, and then
Speaker 1: after eight minutes you have to start till we because
Speaker 1: just aren't you running a business together when you're young kids.
Speaker 1: We're looking at photos of the kids and this is
Speaker 1: your pressure time away from the kids, I know, and
Speaker 1: it's like they're there, Yes, at a wine bar, a
Speaker 1: really lovely wine bar. Where did you go?
Speaker 4: We did this place in Albert Park, waaliest right, I've
Speaker 4: not been in.
Speaker 1: It was nice. It was absolutely beautiful, high end round there.
Speaker 4: Ended up paying sixty five dollars for a cocktail, which.
Speaker 1: Is which is a lot, not not a cocktail, a cocktails.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a bottle of cocktail. That's a bottle of wine,
Speaker 1: A good one.
Speaker 4: Righteous. We got excited.
Speaker 1: Okay, we never do this.
Speaker 4: We never go out so like why not?
Speaker 1: That's why they have the Grand Prix around there Albert
Speaker 1: Park over the Grand Prix so in Monico and all place.
Speaker 1: You have the Grand Prix that is Was it a
Speaker 1: great one?
Speaker 4: It was nice? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What was it?
Speaker 4: It had Hennessy in it, I know that much.
Speaker 1: By a ball fifty.
Speaker 4: Eighteen year old or something like that. I don't know
Speaker 4: what else was in it.
Speaker 5: There was orange in it, I think, and then some
Speaker 5: other whiskey as well.
Speaker 1: She got cognac and whiskey and then some orange to
Speaker 1: just soften it up. Invite him and sea and did
Speaker 1: you have to have a party? Did he Max have
Speaker 1: a birthday? Yeah?
Speaker 4: We had a little party just at home here, which
Speaker 4: was really nice.
Speaker 5: We had the hats and the balloons and lots of food,
Speaker 5: lots of sugar for him.
Speaker 4: So it was a late night, very late night, fantastic.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll find out how Patsy's weekend was next.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Shot Gone podcast Christian Small Thing, Big Rage.
Speaker 1: Well the start of the week, sir, doesn't happen very often.
Speaker 1: North Melbourne had a win yesterday. Harry Sheezel equaled the
Speaker 1: most disposals in a game fifty four gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three. Have a habit of ignoring and not
Speaker 1: reporting north winds. That is not true. They just aren't
Speaker 1: that many, mate, Don't blame a radio station, blame the team.
Speaker 1: It's infuriating. We've only had five wins to season. Be
Speaker 1: better and put all the a f L from the
Speaker 1: day before. Well, I don't. I don't think we're ignoring
Speaker 1: teams during the sport is But our new guy Alex
Speaker 1: Cullen has taken the ruse on. He went to a
Speaker 1: training session two weeks I did.
Speaker 4: It was amazing, what a win. I was texting Gen
Speaker 4: last night. There you go.
Speaker 1: You hear that that name drop. Then it's inside the
Speaker 1: CEO of.
Speaker 4: The CEO going down the north, going down to Hobart.
Speaker 5: Not easy place to win in Hobart and they did it.
Speaker 1: Exactly hostile territories Hobi if it be. It's a lovely
Speaker 1: Michael place. Not exactly easy to it. A long way
Speaker 1: to go. Yeah, when the other teams have to go
Speaker 1: and play there, one of them camera is the other one.
Speaker 1: Well you come in Sydney, I mean the Geelong coast
Speaker 1: did love that place, she said. The pictures like Mumbai.
Speaker 6: It's like.
Speaker 1: Mumbai only got better football stadiums and sent better idols.
Speaker 5: The Mighty Kangers could not be happier and as Sheesel said,
Speaker 5: it just clicked, and about time it clicked.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is the perfect time for the season.
Speaker 1: Looking wait, are you gonna say they're going to make
Speaker 1: a run on the edge. It's the perfect time as
Speaker 1: it's all wrapping up. You never know the plans. All
Speaker 1: cunning land Jem's probably stroking a white cat right now.
Speaker 1: You take the winter. It's so good. So Patsy, how
Speaker 1: was your weekend?
Speaker 7: Had a great weekend? I tried something I have never
Speaker 7: tried before. One of my best friends, Pado is right
Speaker 7: into line dancing, and she's been banging on about this
Speaker 7: line dancing for the past year so much. She's even
Speaker 7: got like the cowboy Boots absolutely loves it, loves it
Speaker 7: and just loves the social side of it. A lot
Speaker 7: of older not that she's older, but just that comaraderie
Speaker 7: between the women.
Speaker 3: You know, it's like an hour.
Speaker 1: Of men and women is women.
Speaker 7: It is mostly women to the class that she goes to. Anyway,
Speaker 7: she said, why don't you come along to a class?
Speaker 7: I said, you know what, you've been banging on about
Speaker 7: it for so long.
Speaker 1: I think I will bootschooner the weekend.
Speaker 3: Well, you don't call it boots scooting.
Speaker 1: I just got canceled.
Speaker 3: No, well I nearly did you.
Speaker 1: Number one not bootschooting. It's offensive, Yes, bootscooters.
Speaker 3: Do not call it boots scooting.
Speaker 1: Apparently, what were they going to do swing a cowboy
Speaker 1: with a tassel.
Speaker 7: Picks refer to it as boots.
Speaker 1: I think it hicks is more of accord.
Speaker 7: It's derogatory calling it boot scoot and it's got to
Speaker 7: be lined.
Speaker 3: Apparently there's a difference.
Speaker 1: What is the difference.
Speaker 3: I've got no idea, but you just don't say that
Speaker 3: word when you're within the ball.
Speaker 1: So it's isn't it.
Speaker 3: Anyway?
Speaker 1: You're on HITSAF fans.
Speaker 3: These women were amazing, some of them. Quite a few
Speaker 3: of them actually were over eighty and they were amazing.
Speaker 1: But like you said, it's not for old people.
Speaker 3: Well you know, it's all age groups, but it sounds.
Speaker 1: Like Joy's eighty. I would say it's a real narrow demo.
Speaker 1: The lady, you know why, it's mainly women that their
Speaker 1: husband's are dead. I'm sure it wasn't a boot skirt
Speaker 1: and weight.
Speaker 7: So the teacher was a lovely lady in her eighties.
Speaker 7: She's about eighty five.
Speaker 1: Hell, but what the Golden Girls getting their groove on.
Speaker 3: I had a real problem with the music.
Speaker 1: We got, like physio benches outside.
Speaker 7: Had a real problem with the music she was playing,
Speaker 7: so she had blurred lines.
Speaker 3: But it was just like on looped right and.
Speaker 1: That it's a real non hic. He could be anymore
Speaker 1: common thick rhymes with H.
Speaker 3: I said to Battle at one stage, are they have
Speaker 3: they got? They're hearing aiding?
Speaker 7: Do they realize what he's singing like?
Speaker 3: It's a little bit it's.
Speaker 1: A filthy old song.
Speaker 7: Squear word in it, an old shirl there eighty five
Speaker 7: year old surls swaying her hips, And there was something
Speaker 7: not quite right when that part of the song came.
Speaker 1: Do you know what you're You're at that age in life.
Speaker 1: You've been through so much that they're not like sort
Speaker 1: of chaste virgins. They've had a life.
Speaker 3: They do no swear words.
Speaker 1: The Handmaid's tell probably had more sex than all of
Speaker 1: us about them, just because they're wearing cowboy boots. Reo, wow,
Speaker 1: is this how the rainbubber gay sea old people to
Speaker 1: go for a dance together.
Speaker 7: They were getting into it, and I just it was
Speaker 7: a bit disconcerting when that yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, Shelly, not boo.
Speaker 3: I was blushing.
Speaker 1: You. Come on, come on, we've heard the language. It's
Speaker 1: radio friendly between six and nine, is it though?
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: This week on the show, we're looking for your wedding
Speaker 1: and funeral stories. Two big events, hind emotions, strange things
Speaker 1: happened at wedding and funerals. If you've got a story,
Speaker 1: you can call us thirteen fifty five twenty two or
Speaker 1: you can text oh four seventy five three one oh
Speaker 1: four three. I'm going to play you something now. I'm
Speaker 1: going to take guesses from the team. What do you
Speaker 1: think I was doing? This happened to me during the
Speaker 1: last twelve hours of my life. What am I doing?
Speaker 8: You're soaring something, You're sawing a piece of wood.
Speaker 3: It sounds like cable Times.
Speaker 1: Well, I get up to the weekend my business, Patty.
Speaker 8: A horse is a horse.
Speaker 4: There's something breathing there.
Speaker 1: Tell me what that is? Right? That was this morning
Speaker 1: at four point thirty right. I try and keep everything quiet.
Speaker 1: I've never woken up a single family member. I've been
Speaker 1: doing this for years. I've never worken anyone up in
Speaker 1: the house. That was me, just the phone next to
Speaker 1: a loaf of sour dough as they cut it. This
Speaker 1: is sour dough. This is what sourdough is like, mister
Speaker 1: bread and I'm trying to get to the sour dough,
Speaker 1: said crust. What you need like a diamond cutter to
Speaker 1: get through that. My poor wife, She's like, there's several
Speaker 1: people try to wait saw their way through the house.
Speaker 8: Yeah, how when did you buy that bread? Was it
Speaker 8: like two weeks ago?
Speaker 1: Two days old? Yeah? But I'll tell you what, at
Speaker 1: the end of all this, you must get an image
Speaker 1: that it's one of those two men saws, you know,
Speaker 1: the one I'm having Canada felling true. Yeah. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a lot of effort at half fall more and to
Speaker 1: get a loaf of breadstick and the toastuff.
Speaker 8: And it's so hard. I always struggle to keep it
Speaker 8: on the right being of mind.
Speaker 1: And also you can't get a straight line. Yes, exactly,
Speaker 1: this is your going. I don't want a big doorstep, okay,
Speaker 1: because it's toast and it's c early in the morning.
Speaker 1: I've got the energy to do that. It's you start
Speaker 1: off with that thin, perfect size and then suddenly it
Speaker 1: takes a jacket and you're like, it's like the bread decide. No,
Speaker 1: you're having a doorstep. No, no, I don't want doorsteps sandwiches.
Speaker 1: You're having what your bloody given the sourdough gods have
Speaker 1: decided what you're going to get.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Every Monday morning, the first hour of Power, we play
Speaker 1: a game with the team. I give them a word,
Speaker 1: they have to give me a song. Alex is very
Speaker 1: good at this.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: I fact there's two people playing this game. Really, it's
Speaker 1: they're both these former stars childhood probab of stage before
Speaker 1: the screen came calling for Alex and radio for Rio.
Speaker 1: Both a couple of jazz hands take each other on.
Speaker 1: It's kata camp in another light, where it's really Patsy
Speaker 1: and I are on the sidelines in this one.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I didn't do too bad last week.
Speaker 3: I thought I've got a couple.
Speaker 1: All right, we're ready to play.
Speaker 8: I'm ready.
Speaker 1: You're ready, Patsy, you ready, Jess hands, you're ready in there?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all right, I give you the word, you
Speaker 1: give me the song.
Speaker 3: Light Oh, blinded by the.
Speaker 1: Well, Patsy, the boys haven't warned up. Those jazz hands
Speaker 1: come on theater camp time.
Speaker 8: Wow, very impressive.
Speaker 1: That was almost harmonies, not exactly the Beach Boys the
Speaker 1: World We are the World. That's very good. Real that
Speaker 1: was like in zero point one second sky Lucy in
Speaker 1: the Sky Wow, winning of the moment. Patsy is running
Speaker 1: away with the guys, Come on, guys. Eyes. It was
Speaker 1: like there were like three songs, is like three radio stations.
Speaker 1: So I heard Kim Car's Pretty Davis Ice and that
Speaker 1: you Patsy, Yes, okay, you get that. What were the
Speaker 1: other eyes in there?
Speaker 8: All three of us?
Speaker 1: Did you do three different versions of it? There was
Speaker 1: any remix? Wow?
Speaker 3: Shine Sure, Shineing, Shining Dee. And remember that in the
Speaker 3: eighties Shining Shine in.
Speaker 1: What song is it?
Speaker 3: Shine in Shining? It was around the time of Comcamelian.
Speaker 3: I remember remember who sadly you think Culture Club? No,
Speaker 3: it wasn't Culture Club, but I can't remember the band.
Speaker 3: Hang on, let me google Shine.
Speaker 1: I can only think, is uh is it Big Mountain
Speaker 1: Shine Shine? Like who's that Rihanna?
Speaker 4: Or Sunshine, Lollip and Rainbow?
Speaker 1: Is it Big Mountain Shine? The Baby and Shine shine
Speaker 1: like a large shine?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Bet you we played that song? You're listening to boom,
Speaker 1: shine shine. I don't know if you said three times
Speaker 1: a song will appear, and guys and the producers a
Speaker 1: little bullpit up there is it, big Mountain.
Speaker 3: I have not looked yet.
Speaker 8: We will what we have been doing just facts for what.
Speaker 3: Some other stuff that we've got going on.
Speaker 1: There's nothing, there's nothing on today's show to do with
Speaker 1: facts or any show we make up the facts on
Speaker 1: this show.
Speaker 8: It's no song called shin.
Speaker 1: Come on now shine shine like please text in. I
Speaker 1: think I'm going man seventy five O three one O
Speaker 1: four three the listeners or no, they've got my back
Speaker 1: course come I now shine shine like a light. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we've got to move on from shining some slighting to
Speaker 1: go run run oh yes, run to boadies sing oh, start.
Speaker 3: Singing in the range.
Speaker 1: I want to know what that you were going to
Speaker 1: start spread the news? You went starting? I did? You're
Speaker 1: going to say, singing the news? Start singing the news?
Speaker 3: The headlining today.
Speaker 1: That should be a musing show. A love person young, No,
Speaker 1: please don't we pay? Would it takes break? Yes, Matthew Warlder,
Speaker 1: of course you could have queen as well. Sweet sweet boys,
Speaker 1: jazz hand brothers got it and then one final one
Speaker 1: alone Alone.
Speaker 8: I think we're alone.
Speaker 1: Rio, You're this week's winner.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show Monday Morning, brand new Miss Her lyrics
Speaker 1: coming up at eight, Funeral and Wedding stories after seven.
Speaker 1: Some clarifications are needed. Patsy, you know the Shiny Shiny song. Yeah,
Speaker 1: lots of people sing at the moment they've got your
Speaker 1: hazy fantasy. You're right in the eighties and the song
Speaker 1: was called Shiny Shiny. It's like a kid's TV show song.
Speaker 9: Would draft me insane in my head on the rain
Speaker 9: Man it's the eighties too, I believe.
Speaker 8: Like a nightclub and that would be playing.
Speaker 1: No, No, No, And this is the one I wasn't
Speaker 1: going mad. It was aswad and Shine. Yes, this that
Speaker 1: Patsy's one actually an eighty song as well. Dangers all right, now, Passy.
Speaker 1: Last week on the show, we were talking about famous
Speaker 1: people that we'd seen out and about, and you do
Speaker 1: want to say anything to respectfully not disturb them because
Speaker 1: they're entire till south their own private life. We don't
Speaker 1: own these people. Who did you see out in the
Speaker 1: wild over the weekend.
Speaker 3: You'll never guess.
Speaker 7: Friday night, we went out for dinner in Geelong. Who
Speaker 7: should we see but the Man of Geelong himself, Dennis Walter.
Speaker 7: The dulcet times of Dennis Walter. You mean the baritone
Speaker 7: ti baritone tnes correct newsreader, center baritone s star of
Speaker 7: Carol's by Candlelight, star of young Talent Time, Carol's by
Speaker 7: the Bay.
Speaker 1: Yes, the mark is unofficial Mayor of Geelong.
Speaker 2: Rere.
Speaker 7: He really is, he absolutely is. We're out for Mexican.
Speaker 7: He was enjoying a burrito with his lovely wife.
Speaker 1: Looking after that baritone voice. You got some of the
Speaker 1: herbs and spices there.
Speaker 8: Amazing how the stars live, they're just like us.
Speaker 1: You're on three W in the evening. You're singing with
Speaker 1: a big old baritone house voice of yours and then
Speaker 1: suddenly a choffing on a savetha some ciros with company?
Speaker 1: Or was he just by himself with his.
Speaker 7: Wife, with his lovely wife? And I didn't like to
Speaker 7: We had to wait for our table, so it was
Speaker 7: a bit uncomfortable because.
Speaker 1: Dennis, No, no, they hadn't. But it was a meet
Speaker 1: and greet.
Speaker 7: Was it dead in the center of said restaurant? Which
Speaker 7: I wouldn't have liked, but he was there.
Speaker 1: I went on the other week and they try to
Speaker 1: put me in the middle, and I said to wife,
Speaker 1: can you say something? And she went, can we not?
Speaker 1: It feels like we're on display.
Speaker 3: Poor Dennis and his wife. We're in the middle of
Speaker 3: the restaurant and we're like a meter away, which was worse.
Speaker 1: How do you concentrate? You must have friend.
Speaker 7: They plopped us there to stand, and I sort of
Speaker 7: said to Chris, is can we like move off to
Speaker 7: the side at least to wait for it, to wait
Speaker 7: for someone else to finish their meal?
Speaker 1: Though? Did you not not over like my journalists as well?
Speaker 1: You know, like I was talking about last week about
Speaker 1: how use dog walkers looking just non to where the
Speaker 1: fellow dog walkers. Surely you journals could the old I know,
Speaker 1: you know, but you just enjoyed breaching a look.
Speaker 4: It's a look Christian handshake.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is, yeah, And maybe you just whisper the
Speaker 1: secret news his code and now you're up to date,
Speaker 1: and now you're up to date.
Speaker 3: It's like a nod of acknowledgment.
Speaker 1: And I know, you know, we both know, but what
Speaker 1: a voice.
Speaker 6: This is?
Speaker 1: When he did mcv unploats. Now you're probably going Christian.
Speaker 1: Come on, stop mucking around this morning. Please? Can I
Speaker 1: hear Dennis Water's of deck the Halls. It's a masher
Speaker 1: Dennis Crash, his head versed into debt the Halls. Who
Speaker 1: wins Dennis Waters the ancient? You'll type carol? What about
Speaker 1: God rest? Ye? Can we from God, our heavenly father
Speaker 1: of blessed angel? Kim Ship all right, producer, Kaitlyn, Producer, Kaitlyn,
Speaker 1: you have a new mission of the week.
Speaker 3: I'm ready to go.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: I'd like you to reach out to his people. He's
Speaker 1: probably managed by Tom Cruisers people. That's the William Morris
Speaker 1: Agency of Hollywood. Okay, I'd like to book him for
Speaker 1: our last show of the year. As Dennis Waters sings
Speaker 1: us out of the year and into Christmas, it's not
Speaker 1: Carols by the bay when having about by the kitchen there,
Speaker 1: it's Carols by the kitchen the whole than Who doesn't
Speaker 1: want to hear Dennis or to sing on the show
Speaker 1: the last songs we hear of the Dennis I want
Speaker 1: to Carols by the kitchen. Yes, let's makeup. Go get Dennis.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Right now on the show. Then we're kicking off Wedding
Speaker 1: and Funeral Week. Two big events, two events of heightened emotion.
Speaker 1: So many things can happen at weddings and funerals, and
Speaker 1: we want stories this week about that.
Speaker 6: Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to celebrate
Speaker 6: Christian o'connall's wedding and Funeral Week.
Speaker 1: This needs work. Don't end on the downer. To begin
Speaker 1: with the funerals, end with the weddings. Okay, maybe a
Speaker 1: little bit of brings back memories, bring back memories, you
Speaker 1: know that. Don't end with this hard for you to come, yeah,
Speaker 1: real hard for me. But I well, I'm master rio
Speaker 1: Christian weddings. And my wedding. I invited a woman who
Speaker 1: I work with. She was a mad Elvis fan and
Speaker 1: took upon herself to organize the surprise Elvis impersonator to perform.
Speaker 1: Knowing full well I told her several times not a fan.
Speaker 1: Her surprise did not go down well. I was not oppressed.
Speaker 1: Neither was my new husband. Elvis refused, in Deva like fashion,
Speaker 1: to come on when he was supposed to, So all
Speaker 1: the guests had been asked to move to the dance
Speaker 1: fall awaiting the surprise, but he didn't show. No one
Speaker 1: knew what to do in the DJ. It wasn't sure.
Speaker 1: It just stopped playing his own juice. When Elvis finally
Speaker 1: did come on, he was awful. If you and Elvis import,
Speaker 1: how do you screw that up? I was fuming, My
Speaker 1: new husband was fuming, our parents were fuming. We all
Speaker 1: just had to stand there for forty five fuck clenchingly
Speaker 1: or four minutes to wait for it to be over.
Speaker 1: Lauren saying, who.
Speaker 3: Does that is entertainment when you're just a guess and you.
Speaker 1: Know that personally, you wor with who's kind of invites you.
Speaker 1: I don't like Elvis, No one it should ever as
Speaker 1: a guest or wedding invite someone to perform as a surprise.
Speaker 4: People worked for a year.
Speaker 1: Thinking all the different elements too.
Speaker 8: We've got Caitlin's wedding coming up actually next year.
Speaker 1: If the Dennis Waters can do it, or I'll get
Speaker 1: that Elvis. I know you don't know that Elvis, So
Speaker 1: guess what we've got? Bad Elvis? Not just Elvis, but
Speaker 1: a bad one. Forty five minutes should be enough to
Speaker 1: kill the party. This is amazing. I was hoping we
Speaker 1: get stories from wedding photographers because you would see all
Speaker 1: of it. And Rick Harman, a wedding photographer twenty five years,
Speaker 1: really has seen everything. Christian, I'm excited to hear in
Speaker 1: the wedding stories this week. I was a pro wedding
Speaker 1: photographer twenty five years. I could fill the whole week
Speaker 1: with these stories. But there's one that always gets no way.
Speaker 1: It was a huge wedding, talking of a four hundred
Speaker 1: guests and a dozen in the bridal party. The bride's
Speaker 1: parents paid for the reception, while the best man paid
Speaker 1: for the groom's cost, cars, suits, bucks, party, everything. The
Speaker 1: day went so smoothly until the speeches. After the usual
Speaker 1: jokes from the best man, the groom got up, thanked
Speaker 1: the bride'smaids, the guests, the caterers, and then dropped this
Speaker 1: and to my bride, who has been sleeping with my
Speaker 1: best man for the past six months, I just like
Speaker 1: to say, this wedding is a nulled. He threw down
Speaker 1: his speech, dropped the microphone and just walked out. Chaos erupted.
Speaker 1: The bride's own mum smacks her around the face, The
Speaker 1: dad's all lunched for the best man. We ran out
Speaker 1: of there safely, got in our car and just laugh.
Speaker 1: What else could we do? The groom had bowed off
Speaker 1: Christian the ultimate revenge, humiliating them in front of everyone
Speaker 1: and hitting them financially. And in case you're wondering, they
Speaker 1: weren't legally married since the paperwork hadn't even been launched.
Speaker 1: Christian enjoy wedding and Funeral s week. Rick, that is wow.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Rick, I don't know if we get
Speaker 1: anything to even matched. And Rick, if you got anymore,
Speaker 1: if you've been doing it for twenty five years, you
Speaker 1: know that's just seen the movie and we're watching go.
Speaker 1: That's just another word that doesn't happen in real life.
Speaker 1: Turns out it actually does.
Speaker 9: I want the photos from the heavy I want to
Speaker 9: see the moment before the mic drop.
Speaker 1: Incredible and then coulwait of the best man's face as
Speaker 1: he's been out, and then the two dads, not one dad,
Speaker 1: two dads. That's his own dad, the other dad going
Speaker 1: for him. All right, we'll take a break. When we
Speaker 1: come back, we'll get more of your wedding and funeral stories.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Send a message from Julie Howick Christian First showback. Listen
Speaker 1: to you guys after eight week holiday in Europe. Wow,
Speaker 1: what a great European eventually must have had. Thanks for
Speaker 1: making a bit easier to get us going back to work.
Speaker 1: That is going to hurt this week. You'll have the
Speaker 1: jet lag as well. Day by day it's like suddenly
Speaker 1: in the middle of the day, is that you've been poisoned? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you just hit this wall. But Julie, welcome back. We've
Speaker 1: missed you all right, So will you can feel stories
Speaker 1: this week of either what happened at a wedding or
Speaker 1: what happened at a funeral. Let's go to Lorraine, who
Speaker 1: I think has got two for one. Lorraine, welcome for
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 10: Good mighty everybody. Yes, I do have a two for one.
Speaker 10: Note it happened forty two years ago, so it's going
Speaker 10: to start sounding sad, but it's actually quite funny.
Speaker 1: Now, well, thank you for giving on her heads up.
Speaker 1: You know what they say, tragedy plus time equals comedy.
Speaker 1: Let's test this theory out right now.
Speaker 10: Yep, my mother dropped dead at my cousin's wedding reception.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's that's really, really.
Speaker 1: Bad, and that's the story in the headliner.
Speaker 10: Yeah, she the reception and she'd been having a wonderfull
Speaker 10: time with the family and dancing and everything else. She
Speaker 10: went up to the bar or her favorite drink, which
Speaker 10: is a Brandian dry, and literally dropped dead at the bar.
Speaker 1: Before she got to have I mean, look, you know,
Speaker 1: if you're to choose how you go out exactly, I mean,
Speaker 1: what did your last favorite drink? And down in that
Speaker 1: and I'm done and once.
Speaker 10: But the next part of it was the wedding party.
Speaker 10: She was at the other end of the room, realized
Speaker 10: there was a commotion going on. Everybody at the bar
Speaker 10: realized mum was dead.
Speaker 1: So they're trying to tag commotion. I say, you know,
Speaker 1: you don't call triple zero and go how can we
Speaker 1: help your emotive. There's been a commotion at the bar.
Speaker 10: So the people are the fab about trying to pick
Speaker 10: her up ticket out of the room.
Speaker 1: Weekend of Bernie's prop her for the photo.
Speaker 10: Talked so, yeah, well, the wedding parties are standing and
Speaker 10: looking at is everything okay? And they go, oh, yes, yes,
Speaker 10: everything mine.
Speaker 1: Beautiful sunrise.
Speaker 11: Yes, But the.
Speaker 10: Actual already of the story is happening in the stage now.
Speaker 10: Mum said before about a week before she left, Oh,
Speaker 10: well if I did tomorrow, at least I'll have enough
Speaker 10: money in the bake to pay from a funeral. Now
Speaker 10: this happens. The stupid thing was because she was in
Speaker 10: the state, it cost so much money to bring back.
Speaker 1: She didn't never have money in the bank, wouldn't even
Speaker 1: thought about what happens if you die into state.
Speaker 10: It takes about two weeks to get back because that's
Speaker 10: been an orbital to that. They have to transport the
Speaker 10: body bay and everything else. So yeah, but said you
Speaker 10: know at the time, it was absolutely tragic.
Speaker 1: But someone obviously then brings mum. Somebody else brings her
Speaker 1: a lot the funeral director's driver from one state to
Speaker 1: your state.
Speaker 10: Yes, yes, I do.
Speaker 1: Yes, So you can't go one Sta've done the coroner's apportner.
Speaker 1: You can't go and go I'll bring back.
Speaker 10: It would have been a lot chap and just go
Speaker 10: and pick her up.
Speaker 1: To effect rid of a grim road trip.
Speaker 10: You know, we didn't have a social wagon in a
Speaker 10: band at the time, so that it would have made
Speaker 10: it been hard.
Speaker 1: So you're going to get a budget van rentals.
Speaker 6: How early into the night was the wedding, luree, sorry,
Speaker 6: how early into the night into the reception was the wedding?
Speaker 10: Halfway through the reception, so you know, what have been
Speaker 10: a bit nine o'clock at night sort of thing. So
Speaker 10: but my view point is, what a way to go.
Speaker 10: She was surrounded by finally having a great time, having
Speaker 10: a do it, and you know what a way to go.
Speaker 1: You wonder if she knew I'm near the end, I'm
Speaker 1: going to the light. Hang on? Just what great drink?
Speaker 1: Please Lord, don't take me now, Brandy and carry up,
Speaker 1: but I'm about to die, you.
Speaker 10: Know, at less she could have a chance to drink
Speaker 10: it first.
Speaker 1: All right, So you've got that. That's a ten out
Speaker 1: of ten. That's solid gold. That story. You've got a too.
Speaker 1: You've got another story for us? Then? No, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: I guess there's a part two, is there? If there's
Speaker 1: a body that really should be a few.
Speaker 2: This Monday?
Speaker 1: Can you go and get my brandy and drive for me, please, Lorraine?
Speaker 1: Great stuff, it's going to take some beating. We're off
Speaker 1: to strong starting day one, Lorraine, lovely stories. Thank you
Speaker 1: very much to call him bye.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Over the weekend, my wife and I went into two
Speaker 1: wine tastings down here amongst some of the great wineries
Speaker 1: as over like sixty five. Actually we are counting. My
Speaker 1: wife and I are on a mission now as empty nesters.
Speaker 1: There are sixty seven wineries amongst the peninsula, and it's
Speaker 1: our mission over the next two years to go to
Speaker 1: all of them.
Speaker 8: I believe you can do it.
Speaker 1: We've already made it. And this is how to use
Speaker 1: being an empty Nesta in a very constructive way. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: they so needs to learn to blay the ukulele. Why
Speaker 1: not go weekend drinking with your wife? And so that's
Speaker 1: what we're doing. So we've only made a dent. And
Speaker 1: as its Saturday afternoon, right, it's a break. It was
Speaker 1: raining in the morning there and then in the afternoon
Speaker 1: that the clouds parted. It was a really nice kind
Speaker 1: of you know, at the moment that weather's like, you're
Speaker 1: not sure if we're out winter? Does it feel like
Speaker 1: we're into spring? And it was just for about an
Speaker 1: hour or two, it's beautiful, right somethink that the the
Speaker 1: clouds part and the sun came out. We're doing a
Speaker 1: you know the wine flight, you try a couple of reds,
Speaker 1: you try a couple of rides. Would you like anything?
Speaker 1: You want to buy anything? And as I'm doing it, thinking,
Speaker 1: do you know what? This would be a great thing
Speaker 1: to do on a Saturday with a load of our
Speaker 1: listeners when it's spring on a Saturday. We are a
Speaker 1: big mini bus. We all load any going knock over
Speaker 1: a couple of wineries, have a bit. You know, we
Speaker 1: all love a long lunch. On this team, we have
Speaker 1: a long lunch. I love is in hell, Yes I am,
Speaker 1: everyone's in yeah, yeah, oh yeah, right, okay, so we
Speaker 1: all love our wines. We're going to go wine tasting
Speaker 1: with the listeners when it's springing a couple of months
Speaker 1: time now, before we get into details of what great
Speaker 1: winery is going to go. By the way, I also
Speaker 1: think me and the producers need to go to some
Speaker 1: of these. Yes, before you deal with dare pass a
Speaker 1: glass of wine to a listener of mine until I
Speaker 1: can say I've tried and tested this thoroughy.
Speaker 8: Thank you, sir for all the work you put into
Speaker 8: this show.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I live a life of service. I'm here
Speaker 1: to drink and please, I'd do I do, suspect you
Speaker 1: have already, so you may need to go back to
Speaker 1: because was it the pinot or the estate sheers? I
Speaker 1: can't remember. I didn't have my note with me, So
Speaker 1: you've got and yet and you guys can come along
Speaker 1: as part of that as well. However, we need a
Speaker 1: name for this. Yes, what are we going to call this?
Speaker 1: Epic day out the long lunch rio? What have you
Speaker 1: got mate?
Speaker 8: All right, I've got a few.
Speaker 6: Firstly, okay, so in spring, yes, yes, if we do
Speaker 6: it in September, yep, September.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good. But guy has I also had as
Speaker 1: a working one sip happens?
Speaker 8: I also have Christian O'Connell's Grape Escape into.
Speaker 1: The Planet of the Grapes, Grape expectations, and.
Speaker 6: Then Christian O'Connell's Spring Fling come along with us, people
Speaker 6: getting on.
Speaker 1: Spring. The wedding room has died down just a couple
Speaker 1: of months ago from the hell. Now I'm inviting people
Speaker 1: to come and drink and flinger like if something going
Speaker 1: around this escape its like that one producing Klan. What
Speaker 1: do you reckon? Alright? This is ain't no party like a.
Speaker 7: Shady body that I'm so excited okay, so I've got
Speaker 7: a couple.
Speaker 3: My first is very simple, the Veno bus.
Speaker 1: Okay, well I think those things already exist. I see them.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 3: That's fine.
Speaker 2: My next one, this is fun Buster wines.
Speaker 11: What oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is that? Now we're warming up? Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is good. This is good. Yes, okay, what.
Speaker 8: About the plunk pilgrimage because you call the plants?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Directed all right, So here's my pitch for what
Speaker 1: we could call it. Okay, this basically what we're offering
Speaker 1: listeners and ourselves is kind of like Charlie in the
Speaker 1: Chocolate Factory for grown ups, isn't it you think about
Speaker 1: the kids? What's it forr theme is chocolates. Come with me, mister.
Speaker 11: In a world of.
Speaker 1: That's great for kids, but what's the version for grown ups?
Speaker 1: It's a wine tour. Step aside, Charlie, this one's for
Speaker 1: the grown ups. Hold your breath, make a wish counter three.
Speaker 1: Come with me to a world of pure fermentation. Chip
Speaker 1: the reds, raise the white, share a laugh, and lose
Speaker 1: the nights. Welcome to where is it now? It's the
Speaker 1: whiny wonk at All. I've got a.
Speaker 11: Golden cork, I've got win the golden cork. When the
Speaker 11: gold not the golden ticket, the golden cord. I've got
Speaker 11: a golden all you hurd me, what do we think
Speaker 11: winey won.
Speaker 1: Cator step aside, Charlie, this one's for the kids into
Speaker 1: your world of pure fermentation.
Speaker 8: You if you have, I would love to join.
Speaker 1: The listeners are going to fall by the wayside. Actually
Speaker 1: they will now want to just name it.
Speaker 2: Now Christian O'Connell show on podcast.
Speaker 1: What about calling it gold WHINEO four two? Ask Christian?
Speaker 1: Is it whiney won catur or whiney plunktur oh step
Speaker 1: inside the world a pure fomentation on Saturday, Joy of
Speaker 1: joys of joys. It felt like Christmas Day had arrived
Speaker 1: from me when I was talking last week about how
Speaker 1: I'd ordered very classy bit of stuff for the home,
Speaker 1: normally decorations inside the house sar the domain of missus O'Connor.
Speaker 1: But I or, do you know what I've got flex
Speaker 1: in this game too? And I thought, you know, we've
Speaker 1: got a boring old doormat? What else? Wake up a doormat?
Speaker 1: And I saw that I could get you could have
Speaker 1: banned doormats. And I saw i'd see a beautiful, classy
Speaker 1: Oasis one. Obviously they're working away around England at the
Speaker 1: moment there had been an island for the last couple
Speaker 1: of days. They're here in Australia. Is closer and close.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. It's on your doorsteps. It's on my
Speaker 1: doorstep now, welcome to Super and Over Heights. It's beautiful.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say it's classy what I saw it still
Speaker 3: last night?
Speaker 1: Yes, great, No, no, it's beautiful.
Speaker 7: Bit if missus O'Connor went out and chicked it would
Speaker 7: have blown away through the night.
Speaker 1: That cost me seven dollars thirty seven for the postage
Speaker 1: on Ali Express. Shout out to the great team at
Speaker 1: Ali Express doing great work there for flimsy ass doormats
Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah, look sure, I may have to nail
Speaker 1: it down. It is a little bit flimsy, but seven dollars.
Speaker 1: But guy, first of all, look at the energy there
Speaker 1: to describe to the It's classy, isn't it.
Speaker 6: It is the It is a sort of scraw painting
Speaker 6: of the union Union Jack and then just write.
Speaker 1: The Oasis band logo there. This hits you and when
Speaker 1: does it hit your eyes and heart? Yeah? I mean
Speaker 1: it hits your eyes, eyes of the heart, the eyes
Speaker 1: of the heart.
Speaker 8: It really wakes you up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it does, doesn't Who wants to waring? Just straw
Speaker 1: doormat now, I'm be honest. My wife hates it, y yeah, no, no,
Speaker 1: no vehemently. She saw me open it up and get
Speaker 1: out like it was a prayer mat I swear to god,
Speaker 1: it was actually on my knees and she was like,
Speaker 1: oh God, Chris, what have you done? Like I'd done
Speaker 1: something very bad of it. It's our new dormat. I
Speaker 1: can't say on a family show like this, that's family
Speaker 1: rated the language again, are that one? And shame on her?
Speaker 1: Shame on her beautiful class, classy asty mouth. Yes, Patty,
Speaker 1: So it's it's not hot from you.
Speaker 3: It's revolting.
Speaker 1: It's no anti joy, absolutely not. And I'm okay, and
Speaker 1: I tell you what you better bring in. I want
Speaker 1: to photo of your dormat to my it's boring. Say now,
Speaker 1: and we can go like a kind of poker of dormats.
Speaker 3: I can who's going to win.
Speaker 1: I'm holding snake eyes, snake eyes, I'm holding snake eyes.
Speaker 5: But I'm not sure it's going to be doing what
Speaker 5: it's supposed to be doing, which is wiping anything from
Speaker 5: the bottom.
Speaker 3: Of the correct hopefully lot of money.
Speaker 1: We won't wipe on that, but they can just be
Speaker 1: welcome to.
Speaker 8: They want to wipe somewhere.
Speaker 1: That's what I don't want people. If you've got muddy shoes,
Speaker 1: where have you been? I don't live on a farm,
Speaker 1: even the suburbs. But what if you got some twigs
Speaker 1: under that? It's like neoprene. It's like, you're right, it's
Speaker 1: it's a near breing. Would be expensive. You don't get
Speaker 1: neopre six, it's neopren light. I've never felt material like it.
Speaker 1: Obviously invented something.
Speaker 8: New a tea towel.
Speaker 3: You sure they didn't send you a tea towel.
Speaker 1: No, there's nothing talis about this. It's very durable. Okay,
Speaker 1: real you're a man of fashion.
Speaker 4: Thank you. Yes.
Speaker 6: I showed my partner this will yeah last night and
Speaker 6: he said, yuck, what's that?
Speaker 8: And I have to say, that's that's a products.
Speaker 1: You're a smart man, you're your your you're the brains
Speaker 1: of your operation. What do you think I'm going to
Speaker 1: go with that?
Speaker 4: It's not done for me?
Speaker 5: And like like the weird painting as well, I sort
Speaker 5: of want more of just a solid sort of union.
Speaker 1: Jack Well in some of them, I don't think it's
Speaker 1: going to be there when I get home today. I
Speaker 1: left for work today and I was like, this is
Speaker 1: the only time this is going to be out the
Speaker 1: front the house. I know when I come back today
Speaker 1: it's going to be. But good news, guys. I've taken
Speaker 1: your feedback on and I read through subtexts. I'm going
Speaker 1: to bring it in and it's going to be the
Speaker 1: dormat to welcome you into the studio. I insist, I
Speaker 1: insist you like it. You just do you want to say?
Speaker 1: I understand subtext. It's here tomorrow the.
Speaker 2: Christian o'connall Show Podcast.
Speaker 1: Time for the sweets missard lyrics. It's just another mishardman.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics every Monday on the sh
Speaker 1: Shu and then we play back your misheard lyrics. Else
Speaker 1: we're playing them back if we agree with your think
Speaker 1: you're miss hearing. You will hear this. If we cannot
Speaker 1: hear it, And for the really great ones, come on
Speaker 1: into the Hall of Fame. Hall of Fame. Now last
Speaker 1: Monday we hear two Hall of famers. We had Julie
Speaker 1: from Adelaide and Pink Pony Club Chapel Roone. You're a
Speaker 1: pink pony girl and your dad's at the club. You're
Speaker 1: a pink pony girl and your dad's at the very
Speaker 1: good from Judy. Katie had this one from Division and
Speaker 1: Hallucinations Night after night. I'm still horny, all right, some
Speaker 1: brand new, some brand new ones, Christina Christian. I don't
Speaker 1: think you play a lot of Arman van Buren, but
Speaker 1: I'm a big fan and I've got a misheard for
Speaker 1: you now. Christina, have actually met Armond van Buren, who
Speaker 1: is a Dutch music producer DJ. We were both guest
Speaker 1: speakers about ten years ago in Amsterdam at a radio festival.
Speaker 1: He does a weekly music radio shows, been doing it
Speaker 1: for years called State of Trance. Already from the title,
Speaker 1: I can tell what kind of music you play, mister
Speaker 1: van Buren. State of Trance? All right, Christina, we all
Speaker 1: know this one from Armen van Buren. Computers take over
Speaker 1: the World. Oh yeah, and you know the bit I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. It goes beat, clap, hats basla. Oh. It's
Speaker 1: like if Lennon McCartney still kept on writing together beat's
Speaker 1: clamp based Patsy state of trance or is it Patsy's
Speaker 1: in this one? Oh? You know she's always in a
Speaker 1: trance trance of rage. Beat clap Patty blah bla. It's
Speaker 1: like auto suggestion because when I first read this, Christina,
Speaker 1: I was like, there's no way that's gonna work because
Speaker 1: beat clap Patsy three and this is beat clap hats bass.
Speaker 1: But suddenly it becomes beat clap Patsy blah blava. It's like,
Speaker 1: isn't it audio producers, we need to remix this, We
Speaker 1: need to Patsy remix. Yes, Hall of Famer, Christina, and
Speaker 1: come on in. I'mance Hall of Favor. Sorry, I love
Speaker 1: this beat Clap Patsy. Michael's got Hall of Fame. The
Speaker 1: script be truth seekers or are they farmers? See they
Speaker 1: love a beat troop. That's right, they're beetroot seekers. Supposely
Speaker 1: great v Kidney's in your Blood Sugar. I love that
Speaker 1: Michael word beetroot seekers in Hall of Favor and has
Speaker 1: sent the saying she listens to the show in California.
Speaker 1: This is on the stone Roses. I want to be
Speaker 1: adored or is it I want to be adore Ian
Speaker 1: Brown just wants to be a door. Yes, Sannah in California. Michelle,
Speaker 1: Boys to Men on bended knee. That's a song titled
Speaker 1: on Bended Knee, Boys to Men, Stop pointing fingers. The
Speaker 1: blame is on me. So this sounds like a break
Speaker 1: in end of the really similar Oh you're right, do
Speaker 1: we need a medics?
Speaker 11: So?
Speaker 1: I thought you trapped something? Or is it stomp on
Speaker 1: your fingers? The blame is on me. That's why he's
Speaker 1: that's always on one knees O, you know, taking knee
Speaker 1: the painting Hall of Favor. Michelle, I like this and
Speaker 1: John's got this some prince and great song. Most beautiful
Speaker 1: girl in the world. And feel proud in the light
Speaker 1: of this power or is it very different flavor to
Speaker 1: this song? Feel proud that Bin Larden was found. The
Speaker 1: Seal Team played this well. He was part of Seal
Speaker 1: Team six. Was he the shooter? In my mind? That's
Speaker 1: what that one black cork helicopter flies away, knowing that
Speaker 1: they've taken down the leader of Elk, that they crank
Speaker 1: up this. They're singing it, arms around each other's shoulder,
Speaker 1: Seal Team, and feel proud that Bin Larden was found.
Speaker 1: John Great is here, Liz. It could be in bin
Speaker 1: lard in the musical favor anyway, when you miss here,
Speaker 1: the email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot
Speaker 1: au Ah, this is my favorite one today.
Speaker 2: That's sick The Christian o'connall Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much to Cow. It's just send me
Speaker 1: a misheard lyric. Obviously listening this morning, we played bon
Speaker 1: Jovi living on a Prayer Cow. The original line is
Speaker 1: Gina works the diner all day. How thinks it sounds
Speaker 1: like Gina wants to just dive of old age. She's
Speaker 1: given up in that diner. It's it does sound like
Speaker 1: he's soft on the die, but then he comes in strong,
Speaker 1: doubling down emphasise in the old age. Now, I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's the way you feel about your job today,
Speaker 1: starting a brand new week. How about I'm going to
Speaker 1: give it to you anyway. Now one of you slipped
Speaker 1: into my Instagram dm is over the weekend. We're a
Speaker 1: question of etiquette, Christian. I know you're all dog owners
Speaker 1: on the show. If you're taking it on for a
Speaker 1: walk and they poop and you bag it, can you
Speaker 1: put that bad poop in another person's bin.
Speaker 3: No, absolutely not.
Speaker 6: This really gets my goat because I used to live
Speaker 6: in a sharehouse that backed onto a dog park.
Speaker 8: Yep, and it would pile up with I was gonna, yeah,
Speaker 8: oh that's horrible.
Speaker 1: So this is your own bin.
Speaker 6: This is our own bin because it would be outside
Speaker 6: was a small like if we left it out.
Speaker 8: On bin day, yes, you come home.
Speaker 1: See that's the question here, specifically, if the bin is
Speaker 1: already out, yes, anyway, I think if the bin is
Speaker 1: out curbside, it's fair game picked up.
Speaker 8: Yes, if it hasn't been picked up, yeah, but it
Speaker 8: is empty.
Speaker 1: If it has been empty, I could never do that
Speaker 1: because I feel sorry for that person who's then just dropped.
Speaker 1: It's got to be in there a week exactly my
Speaker 1: dogged poop. It's not your dogs boot, thank you. But
Speaker 1: if it's out there waiting to be emptied, he's out
Speaker 1: on the street. I think it's fair game.
Speaker 3: No way.
Speaker 7: No, if a neighbor put rubbish in your bin right
Speaker 7: once you put it out, would you have a problem
Speaker 7: with that?
Speaker 1: Not at all.
Speaker 3: No, really.
Speaker 1: In my neighbors sometimes if they see me like ramming
Speaker 1: that mouth shut, which they often do, then they go,
Speaker 1: you can come and put it in mind.
Speaker 3: But that's different because they say help yourself. But what
Speaker 3: if you do help yourself without asking if you can help.
Speaker 1: You if it's already got all my rubbish in it,
Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm with you yet it doesn't cost
Speaker 1: me anything. But you're one of those what's called a
Speaker 1: nimbi is not in my backyard.
Speaker 3: Ye, no, it's not on it's not protocol.
Speaker 4: My father in law is a superstar at putting rubbish
Speaker 4: in other people's bins, like he's renowned in the scrape
Speaker 4: for it. He'll go out at night just to do it,
Speaker 4: like any under the cover.
Speaker 1: Of darkness, the cover of dus.
Speaker 4: Again.
Speaker 1: So what are we saying then?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I think are you right? If it is bin dai
Speaker 8: and the bin is full.
Speaker 1: It's going to be emptied and it's going to be empty.
Speaker 1: Fair game. Yes, if it's empty, do not do that.
Speaker 1: You've got to walk with your own dog poop agree.
Speaker 1: I mean it is hard because you're swinging that little
Speaker 1: brown purse around. Sometimes exactly, Sometimes you can be walking
Speaker 1: awhile the worst one. I once gone to massive argument
Speaker 1: with a guy who bats his dogs poop up and
Speaker 1: then just threw it on the side of path. Who's
Speaker 1: going to pick that up for you? You've done no
Speaker 1: one a favor there. It's yours whose job is this
Speaker 1: to clear up your mess? You can see people have
Speaker 1: done that before, but they just leave it on the
Speaker 1: side of the road. These people should be forcibly deported.
Speaker 1: I'm a zero tolerance on that, zero and that's what
Speaker 1: I'm going to run for election for. Okay.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian, can you tell Patsy? It's a bin who goes
Speaker 1: to their bin to put rubbish in and takes a
Speaker 1: big willing with I mean, good point. You don't open
Speaker 1: it and go Do you know what someone's put that's
Speaker 1: not my dog's poo in there?
Speaker 6: Is that?
Speaker 1: God? It's a husky? Okay, I know that.
Speaker 3: So think of the people that don't have pets, right,
Speaker 3: that don't have a dog?
Speaker 1: They don't they were sniffing their bench or babies with nappies?
Speaker 3: Correct?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you three w was calling you both for today's
Speaker 1: fun film Monday Phone. All right, let's get into today's
Speaker 1: time waste stuff. Today we're looking for your nineties movies.
Speaker 1: Make a movie nineties. Today's National nineties day makes sense
Speaker 1: for grabs today for the best in show on the
Speaker 1: time West. So we got a pair of tickets, Go
Speaker 1: and see the brilliant musical in town Beatle Juice to
Speaker 1: musical five star production that has audiences screaming for leaving Australia.
Speaker 1: They eleven September, so you've only got another couple of
Speaker 1: more weeks. What are in the top five The highest
Speaker 1: grossing movies of nineteen nineties?
Speaker 3: Is Ghosting there?
Speaker 4: No, it's not Forrest Gump or not in there?
Speaker 3: What really?
Speaker 1: Home Alone? Not in the the eighties? I think Wars
Speaker 1: not in there?
Speaker 8: Titanic number one?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Two point two six billion? Wow, Titanic is number one.
Speaker 1: What do you think the other big movies of the
Speaker 1: nineties the Matrix?
Speaker 4: No, what ten things I heard about you.
Speaker 1: In the top five? And number five Lion King?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Independence Day. Really, I would have thought all the ones
Speaker 1: you've guess would be bigger than that Jurassic Park. There
Speaker 1: was so much hype around that good movie as well,
Speaker 1: great soundtrack, Star Wars, Phantom Menace, Now that needs to
Speaker 1: put into someone's bin and I love all right make
Speaker 1: a movie's nineties Close Encounters of the Third Eye, Blind, Silver,
Speaker 1: Three Men and a Beanie Baby, Gold, Weekend, A Barney's
Speaker 1: that Big Purple, Growing Up with Him, Fantastic four Non Blondes,
Speaker 1: Fantastic four Non Blocks, Silver, and Saving Private Bryan Adams
Speaker 1: thinking about about Bronze. Oh it's going to go that way,
Speaker 1: all right? Nineties movies, were you make a movie? Nineties?
Speaker 1: Not up?
Speaker 8: What's up?
Speaker 1: Now? He's telling correctly, I gotta give my gold and
Speaker 1: the performance gets gold.
Speaker 9: To weekend at Ferbi's. Oh that's very good. Gold, Lady
Speaker 9: in the lava lamp.
Speaker 1: Silver.
Speaker 3: And is this a movie?
Speaker 8: The Legend of Baggy Jeans a song?
Speaker 4: It's movie.
Speaker 1: It is a book and a movie, isn't it? Yeah? Yeah, Gold?
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Speaker 1: So I don't know what you've got planning this afternoon?
Speaker 1: What about you and I go round up a load
Speaker 1: of dog poo, try it out to Patsy's, wait until
Speaker 1: she goes to bed, shove it in the bed. Just
Speaker 1: a few ships and geeks today? Oh sorry there where
Speaker 1: I was? The mic was like, god, damn it. Kind
Speaker 1: of guys. Have a quiet meeting with a team member,
Speaker 1: all right, time waste today we're asking you to make
Speaker 1: a Movie's ninety of a grouse your tickets this week
Speaker 1: at a time. Wats they send you to go and
Speaker 1: see your brilliant musical. We loved it. It's only here
Speaker 1: for another couple of weeks until the eleventh of Office September.
Speaker 1: We're talking about beetle twos to musical. All right, make
Speaker 1: a movie nineties? You're ready to mark, Let's go Fargo
Speaker 1: Cargo cargo pants you remember and the cargo shorts. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't wait for cargo shorts to come back. I
Speaker 1: guess I love my cargo shorts as well.
Speaker 8: Might be waiting a while.
Speaker 1: I reckon I'm bringing back as soon as he gets
Speaker 1: a bit. Oh, they're coming out, start it now, gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2: And see it.
Speaker 1: Waste shots with my dorm at text in the City
Speaker 1: New in the nineties. You weren't that man? Flanney McFee.
Speaker 1: That's so good. Flanny McFee is very good. Danny drive
Speaker 1: him his days? He down to Blockbuster? What was he
Speaker 1: like to watch Silver? Paul and Coop? We won't get
Speaker 1: his first step of silver? Watch a day? What a day?
Speaker 1: Throw some pooh in. Patsy's been along came Polly Pockets.
Speaker 1: I feel like along came poly That's from Sam when
Speaker 1: Harry met Sully.
Speaker 12: Monsters Incat a decade confusion there, I know what you
Speaker 12: did last n A Summer Silver Puss Forest Grunge.
Speaker 1: That's very good. Who's that injury? You've got Tamagotchi mal Clever,
Speaker 1: Gold dial up and for murder, Sylph plus Lord of
Speaker 1: the Ringtones, A crazy on and Shawn Fanny Pats to
Speaker 1: the Future, Silver Coodio Runnings Carli very good. Now you
Speaker 1: seem now you say yes silver you mean Capri pants,
Speaker 1: silphus O, Jay and Heimer.
Speaker 4: That's very good.
Speaker 1: Robin Stephenson, well done. The Hills out Levi's Silver Cape,
Speaker 1: No Fair, Gold Video, Easy Rider, and the Bangs of
Speaker 1: New York's Gold Word. Here there are so many outstanding ones,
Speaker 1: but only one winner. Off to go and see Beetlejuice
Speaker 1: to Musical Rio.
Speaker 2: Who is it?
Speaker 8: Fanny McPhee Sean
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell shown podcast