Speaker 1: It's the pickup with Britt, Laura and Midge. Rush into
Speaker 1: chemist warehouse today, grab i NC protein powering tomorrow today.
Speaker 2: It's on the way. I forgot It hit me like
Speaker 2: a ton of bricks when I saw it on TikTok
Speaker 2: over the weekend.
Speaker 1: That Valentine's Day is but a couple of weeks away,
Speaker 1: and it's good for us, lover as we're all in love.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a new Valentine's Day for Britt. But
Speaker 1: we'll have to unpack that loaner. There is a service
Speaker 1: that I found over the weekend by Animal Friends Humane Society.
Speaker 1: It's based in Ohio in the US. What they're offering
Speaker 1: is for you to name a litter tray after your
Speaker 1: ex partner. Your ex's name will be branded on the
Speaker 1: litter box for all animals of different shapes and size,
Speaker 1: pop and different Pooh volumes to take a Pooh on.
Speaker 3: I would like to go for an elephant kid a
Speaker 3: little tray, if that's okay.
Speaker 4: I don't know what elephants us. I would like five dollars.
Speaker 3: I'll take the whole enclosure, just lay some hay down
Speaker 3: and go for goal. And this is cute because I'm
Speaker 3: going to assume that the money the five dollars goes
Speaker 3: to the shelter and that animal society.
Speaker 1: Yes it does. It goes to the the Animals Society.
Speaker 1: They do great work and you can go and adopt
Speaker 1: animals there. It's a beautiful place. But this is a
Speaker 1: brilliant way to make money and be to get revenge
Speaker 1: on a shitty X.
Speaker 3: I think that this is perfect because like for so
Speaker 3: many people, Valentine's Day is a beautiful day, and then
Speaker 3: for people who have gone through a crappy breakup or
Speaker 3: maybe they have a terrible X, it can be a
Speaker 3: really painful day. And what a nice and funny way
Speaker 3: to get back at someone without actually.
Speaker 4: Doing any damage. I hate V Day.
Speaker 1: Also, the best part about it is that the X
Speaker 1: never has to know, so this is just for you
Speaker 1: to sleep soundly at night. They never know they're being
Speaker 1: shut on by a ze bravery night.
Speaker 2: Because if I.
Speaker 3: Did it, if I got a if I paid for
Speaker 3: a Zebra kitty litter tray, I would want to know
Speaker 3: about it, so I'd probably tweet it.
Speaker 4: I don't have to tweet it, but if I did,
Speaker 4: I'd tweet it and at him.
Speaker 3: No, you just put it on your Instagram stories because
Speaker 3: you know they're still looking.
Speaker 1: Oh one hundred percent, Wait, do you have an exit?
Speaker 1: You do this to either of you? I know I do.
Speaker 3: Although I got backup, I'm not gonna say his name
Speaker 3: on national radio.
Speaker 4: I definitely got back at him, though.
Speaker 3: I threw his phone off a seven story building and
Speaker 3: it landed in a pool when we were going through
Speaker 3: our break.
Speaker 2: What were you doing on the top of a seven
Speaker 2: story building.
Speaker 3: That was that was his was his apartment, that's where
Speaker 3: he lived. He was on the seventh floor.
Speaker 4: And did he cheat on you? And you found it
Speaker 4: in the phone?
Speaker 2: And that's why I.
Speaker 3: Was going through his phone. He had drunkenly fallen asleep
Speaker 3: on the floor next to me, and I thought he'd
Speaker 3: been texting a girl throughout the night. And I went
Speaker 3: through his phone and I saw the text messages, and
Speaker 3: I woke him up as I was throwing it off.
Speaker 4: The balcony so he could witness it landed in the pool.
Speaker 4: And then I left.
Speaker 3: I wanted him to I wanted to make sure he
Speaker 3: knew why he Samsung was at the bottom of the pool.
Speaker 1: He's like, Oh, I'm going to get some morning fun rips,
Speaker 1: open a window. No, I helped my sister get revenge
Speaker 1: on her X. I mean he bought a brand new
Speaker 1: BMW and he lived around the street, so he pulled
Speaker 1: the windscreen wipers off met them.
Speaker 4: He is illegal, so is mine.
Speaker 2: Actually, I think both of you. What about you, Britt?
Speaker 2: Sure you've gone to be honest.
Speaker 4: I'm far too stable.
Speaker 2: I'm far more stable than either of you.
Speaker 3: Wait. Is it because you make good dating decisions or
Speaker 3: you just have self control? No?
Speaker 2: People shit on me all the time. That's because our
Speaker 2: relationships don't last long enough to get revenge. There's no point.
Speaker 4: They're not in the country.
Speaker 3: They're usually overseas, so she can't get revenge on them
Speaker 3: because they're not here.
Speaker 4: Sorry about that. Sorry, Sorry, play some funeral music for me.
Speaker 1: Sorry, time to go. I'd like to pick up done
Speaker 1: for your Monday. We're back tomorrow from three o'clock. If
Speaker 1: you want to head online to the pickup dot com
Speaker 1: dotter you let us know how did you get revenge
Speaker 1: on your Rex will give you a chemist ware housebout
Speaker 1: if you get a good response. Oh yeah, well, and
Speaker 1: what are you up next? They got Anny Lee in
Speaker 1: the studio and he's set to get involved in the
Speaker 1: tush Off, which I'm just reading.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 4: I would love to be in ash Off.
Speaker 3: I think they're trying to compete as to who has
Speaker 3: the best bottom lee as a tush Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean, but he's got a pretty good bottom too,
Speaker 4: doesn't he.
Speaker 2: I am not commenting. Al Right, Well, we'll see tomorrow everyone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, here guys,