WEBVTT - MINI! This Shelter Will Have a Cat Poop On Your Ex’s Name for VDay

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<v Speaker 1>It's the pickup with Britt, Laura and Midge. Rush into

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<v Speaker 1>chemist warehouse today, grab i NC protein powering tomorrow today.

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<v Speaker 2>It's on the way. I forgot It hit me like

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<v Speaker 2>a ton of bricks when I saw it on TikTok

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<v Speaker 2>over the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>That Valentine's Day is but a couple of weeks away,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's good for us, lover as we're all in love.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's a new Valentine's Day for Britt. But

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<v Speaker 1>we'll have to unpack that loaner. There is a service

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<v Speaker 1>that I found over the weekend by Animal Friends Humane Society.

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<v Speaker 1>It's based in Ohio in the US. What they're offering

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<v Speaker 1>is for you to name a litter tray after your

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<v Speaker 1>ex partner. Your ex's name will be branded on the

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<v Speaker 1>litter box for all animals of different shapes and size,

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<v Speaker 1>pop and different Pooh volumes to take a Pooh on.

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<v Speaker 3>I would like to go for an elephant kid a

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<v Speaker 3>little tray, if that's okay.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what elephants us. I would like five dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll take the whole enclosure, just lay some hay down

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<v Speaker 3>and go for goal. And this is cute because I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going to assume that the money the five dollars goes

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<v Speaker 3>to the shelter and that animal society.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes it does. It goes to the the Animals Society.

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<v Speaker 1>They do great work and you can go and adopt

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<v Speaker 1>animals there. It's a beautiful place. But this is a

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<v Speaker 1>brilliant way to make money and be to get revenge

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<v Speaker 1>on a shitty X.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that this is perfect because like for so

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<v Speaker 3>many people, Valentine's Day is a beautiful day, and then

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<v Speaker 3>for people who have gone through a crappy breakup or

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<v Speaker 3>maybe they have a terrible X, it can be a

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<v Speaker 3>really painful day. And what a nice and funny way

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<v Speaker 3>to get back at someone without actually.

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<v Speaker 4>Doing any damage. I hate V Day.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, the best part about it is that the X

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<v Speaker 1>never has to know, so this is just for you

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<v Speaker 1>to sleep soundly at night. They never know they're being

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<v Speaker 1>shut on by a ze bravery night.

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<v Speaker 2>Because if I.

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<v Speaker 3>Did it, if I got a if I paid for

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<v Speaker 3>a Zebra kitty litter tray, I would want to know

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<v Speaker 3>about it, so I'd probably tweet it.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't have to tweet it, but if I did,

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<v Speaker 4>I'd tweet it and at him.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you just put it on your Instagram stories because

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<v Speaker 3>you know they're still looking.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh one hundred percent, Wait, do you have an exit?

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<v Speaker 1>You do this to either of you? I know I do.

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<v Speaker 3>Although I got backup, I'm not gonna say his name

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<v Speaker 3>on national radio.

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<v Speaker 4>I definitely got back at him, though.

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<v Speaker 3>I threw his phone off a seven story building and

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<v Speaker 3>it landed in a pool when we were going through

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<v Speaker 3>our break.

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<v Speaker 2>What were you doing on the top of a seven

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<v Speaker 2>story building.

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<v Speaker 3>That was that was his was his apartment, that's where

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<v Speaker 3>he lived. He was on the seventh floor.

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<v Speaker 4>And did he cheat on you? And you found it

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<v Speaker 4>in the phone?

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<v Speaker 2>And that's why I.

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<v Speaker 3>Was going through his phone. He had drunkenly fallen asleep

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<v Speaker 3>on the floor next to me, and I thought he'd

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<v Speaker 3>been texting a girl throughout the night. And I went

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<v Speaker 3>through his phone and I saw the text messages, and

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<v Speaker 3>I woke him up as I was throwing it off.

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<v Speaker 4>The balcony so he could witness it landed in the pool.

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<v Speaker 4>And then I left.

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<v Speaker 3>I wanted him to I wanted to make sure he

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<v Speaker 3>knew why he Samsung was at the bottom of the pool.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, Oh, I'm going to get some morning fun rips,

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<v Speaker 1>open a window. No, I helped my sister get revenge

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<v Speaker 1>on her X. I mean he bought a brand new

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<v Speaker 1>BMW and he lived around the street, so he pulled

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<v Speaker 1>the windscreen wipers off met them.

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<v Speaker 4>He is illegal, so is mine.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, I think both of you. What about you, Britt?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure you've gone to be honest.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm far too stable.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm far more stable than either of you.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait. Is it because you make good dating decisions or

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<v Speaker 3>you just have self control? No?

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<v Speaker 2>People shit on me all the time. That's because our

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<v Speaker 2>relationships don't last long enough to get revenge. There's no point.

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<v Speaker 4>They're not in the country.

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<v Speaker 3>They're usually overseas, so she can't get revenge on them

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<v Speaker 3>because they're not here.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry about that. Sorry, Sorry, play some funeral music for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, time to go. I'd like to pick up done

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<v Speaker 1>for your Monday. We're back tomorrow from three o'clock. If

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<v Speaker 1>you want to head online to the pickup dot com

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<v Speaker 1>dotter you let us know how did you get revenge

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<v Speaker 1>on your Rex will give you a chemist ware housebout

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<v Speaker 1>if you get a good response. Oh yeah, well, and

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<v Speaker 1>what are you up next? They got Anny Lee in

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<v Speaker 1>the studio and he's set to get involved in the

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<v Speaker 1>tush Off, which I'm just reading.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what that is.

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<v Speaker 4>I would love to be in ash Off.

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<v Speaker 3>I think they're trying to compete as to who has

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<v Speaker 3>the best bottom lee as a tush Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, but he's got a pretty good bottom too,

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't he.

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<v Speaker 2>I am not commenting. Al Right, Well, we'll see tomorrow everyone.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, here guys,