WEBVTT - MINI: Where's my bacon?

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell show podcast. Patsy. Actually something happened to me

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday and I thought, I wonder what pats would have

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<v Speaker 1>done this situation. I was put into a very awkward

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<v Speaker 1>situation yesterday. I went over to one of the more

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<v Speaker 1>expensive and pricey and beautiful parts of Melbourne, Albert Park.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, of course that's where they have that billionaire sport.

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<v Speaker 1>F one tickets go and sell today. Actually think at midday.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you work with a piston head like we

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<v Speaker 1>do on the team Lockie, he'll be doing no work

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<v Speaker 1>from midday. GA tickets go and sell midday Today. Biggest

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<v Speaker 1>is going to be the biggest Australian Grand Prix ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Next year the sport gets bigger and bigger and bigger

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<v Speaker 1>and they release some more tickets. But anyway, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to surprise my wife. She's a massive fan of Elizabeth

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<v Speaker 1>Gilbert and her new book came out yesterday and I

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<v Speaker 1>was ringing around old see if they had a copy,

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<v Speaker 1>and Avenue bookstores it's a brilliant chain of them. There's

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<v Speaker 1>one here in Richmond. They didn't have it, yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>they did. The one in albert Park did. So I

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<v Speaker 1>went over to albert Park, got the book for her

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<v Speaker 1>to surprise her, and I thought, I'll have some breakfast,

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<v Speaker 1>some staffing now. So it's a gift for my wife

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<v Speaker 1>and a gift for Christy Boyd a listener. It serves

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<v Speaker 1>me right. So I wanted some chili scrambled eggs with

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<v Speaker 1>a side of bacon. Beautiful nice. I got to pay.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't have the bacon. They charged me for the bacon.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean you didn't You didn't eat it,

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<v Speaker 1>or they didn't they didn't bring it. You didn't say

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<v Speaker 1>anything even at the time when you get bacon. I

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<v Speaker 1>have a real I have a real problem. Right. If

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<v Speaker 1>Sarah was star i'd ask her to say something, because

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<v Speaker 1>if you talked for a living, you do stand up

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<v Speaker 1>anywhere you jump up into that you won't even So

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<v Speaker 1>where's my bacon throne? Ass man? So I just skunked

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<v Speaker 1>out there, stopped. I thought, you've grown gotta go back

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<v Speaker 1>in and say something. But the listener was so kind.

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<v Speaker 1>They'd ask for a photo with me. I can't then go, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you scam me. You're tickling my ego one hand,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you take your money out of my back pocket.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think you do. Listen to the show, but

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<v Speaker 1>you tried that one the other day with you know,

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<v Speaker 1>Sampang or them Paint didn't get his posty for me

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<v Speaker 1>one sound but part cafe. Ah, it is a man thing.

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<v Speaker 1>YEA produce a tina at a cafe down the road

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<v Speaker 1>and they made this terrible coffee. It was actually foaming

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<v Speaker 1>up and curdl in this city. That's unheard and she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>send it back. I was like, possibly, possibly, and she

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<v Speaker 1>took it up for me to be even sounded English

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<v Speaker 1>when you said I couldn't possibly, that's how we sound.

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<v Speaker 1>It makes my blood run. I would apologize. I would

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<v Speaker 1>apologize for not having my own bacony. I'm sorry, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sorry I even ordered it. I'm sorry to ask, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sorry to have to I paid it. It wasn't cheap

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<v Speaker 1>amber part sign of bloody bacon? Am I paying for

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<v Speaker 1>the pig is And then like Christ, hating myself all day.

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<v Speaker 1>I was so annoyed. I didn't have the bulls to

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<v Speaker 1>go in going, hey, listen, you know you're obviously busy.

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<v Speaker 1>But I never got that bacon because then I thought

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<v Speaker 1>they might think that I was lying. And I hate

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<v Speaker 1>the bacon, and that's even worse that they were with it.

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<v Speaker 1>I met that English guy once and he what he does.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes around asking for a sign of bacon and

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<v Speaker 1>then he eats and goes I don't get many bacon.

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<v Speaker 1>Bacon's dead mail CMZ. This happening in Albourne Park. I

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<v Speaker 1>frequent the gorse you do, Gorsey does I'm sorry to

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<v Speaker 1>hear this bacon and eating it? Yeah? So perhaps would

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<v Speaker 1>you have gone back? It? Be honest right, If it

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<v Speaker 1>was a listener and they just asked for a photo

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<v Speaker 1>with you, would you go in and go paid twelve

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<v Speaker 1>dollars more for something good? No, it's all about timing

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<v Speaker 1>and it's all about how you bring the topic up.

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<v Speaker 1>Chris will do this, won't say anything, but he'll be

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<v Speaker 1>scathing in the car day Phil Field day and I

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't go to sleep. It's just didnt we just say

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<v Speaker 1>something strand up and say I'm sorry, I'm still waiting

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<v Speaker 1>on my bike anymore? Making me blush say anything. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't understand how Yeah, I got this person would do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I was giving a very easy to skulk into radio studio.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah me, twelve bucks Albert Park. You don't do that

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<v Speaker 1>with tried that same scan that will piastre next year.

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<v Speaker 1>You know the drivers been massive fan. That's it man.

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<v Speaker 1>How is that making another one's fawning for it? Christian

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