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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast. Patsy. Actually something happened to me
Speaker 1: yesterday and I thought, I wonder what pats would have
Speaker 1: done this situation. I was put into a very awkward
Speaker 1: situation yesterday. I went over to one of the more
Speaker 1: expensive and pricey and beautiful parts of Melbourne, Albert Park.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course that's where they have that billionaire sport.
Speaker 1: F one tickets go and sell today. Actually think at midday.
Speaker 1: So if you work with a piston head like we
Speaker 1: do on the team Lockie, he'll be doing no work
Speaker 1: from midday. GA tickets go and sell midday Today. Biggest
Speaker 1: is going to be the biggest Australian Grand Prix ever.
Speaker 1: Next year the sport gets bigger and bigger and bigger
Speaker 1: and they release some more tickets. But anyway, I want
Speaker 1: to surprise my wife. She's a massive fan of Elizabeth
Speaker 1: Gilbert and her new book came out yesterday and I
Speaker 1: was ringing around old see if they had a copy,
Speaker 1: and Avenue bookstores it's a brilliant chain of them. There's
Speaker 1: one here in Richmond. They didn't have it, yeah, but
Speaker 1: they did. The one in albert Park did. So I
Speaker 1: went over to albert Park, got the book for her
Speaker 1: to surprise her, and I thought, I'll have some breakfast,
Speaker 1: some staffing now. So it's a gift for my wife
Speaker 1: and a gift for Christy Boyd a listener. It serves
Speaker 1: me right. So I wanted some chili scrambled eggs with
Speaker 1: a side of bacon. Beautiful nice. I got to pay.
Speaker 1: I didn't have the bacon. They charged me for the bacon.
Speaker 1: What do you mean you didn't You didn't eat it,
Speaker 1: or they didn't they didn't bring it. You didn't say
Speaker 1: anything even at the time when you get bacon. I
Speaker 1: have a real I have a real problem. Right. If
Speaker 1: Sarah was star i'd ask her to say something, because
Speaker 1: if you talked for a living, you do stand up
Speaker 1: anywhere you jump up into that you won't even So
Speaker 1: where's my bacon throne? Ass man? So I just skunked
Speaker 1: out there, stopped. I thought, you've grown gotta go back
Speaker 1: in and say something. But the listener was so kind.
Speaker 1: They'd ask for a photo with me. I can't then go, hey,
Speaker 1: I think you scam me. You're tickling my ego one hand,
Speaker 1: and then you take your money out of my back pocket.
Speaker 1: I don't think you do. Listen to the show, but
Speaker 1: you tried that one the other day with you know,
Speaker 1: Sampang or them Paint didn't get his posty for me
Speaker 1: one sound but part cafe. Ah, it is a man thing.
Speaker 1: YEA produce a tina at a cafe down the road
Speaker 1: and they made this terrible coffee. It was actually foaming
Speaker 1: up and curdl in this city. That's unheard and she's like,
Speaker 1: send it back. I was like, possibly, possibly, and she
Speaker 1: took it up for me to be even sounded English
Speaker 1: when you said I couldn't possibly, that's how we sound.
Speaker 1: It makes my blood run. I would apologize. I would
Speaker 1: apologize for not having my own bacony. I'm sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry I even ordered it. I'm sorry to ask, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry to have to I paid it. It wasn't cheap
Speaker 1: amber part sign of bloody bacon? Am I paying for
Speaker 1: the pig is And then like Christ, hating myself all day.
Speaker 1: I was so annoyed. I didn't have the bulls to
Speaker 1: go in going, hey, listen, you know you're obviously busy.
Speaker 1: But I never got that bacon because then I thought
Speaker 1: they might think that I was lying. And I hate
Speaker 1: the bacon, and that's even worse that they were with it.
Speaker 1: I met that English guy once and he what he does.
Speaker 1: He goes around asking for a sign of bacon and
Speaker 1: then he eats and goes I don't get many bacon.
Speaker 1: Bacon's dead mail CMZ. This happening in Albourne Park. I
Speaker 1: frequent the gorse you do, Gorsey does I'm sorry to
Speaker 1: hear this bacon and eating it? Yeah? So perhaps would
Speaker 1: you have gone back? It? Be honest right, If it
Speaker 1: was a listener and they just asked for a photo
Speaker 1: with you, would you go in and go paid twelve
Speaker 1: dollars more for something good? No, it's all about timing
Speaker 1: and it's all about how you bring the topic up.
Speaker 1: Chris will do this, won't say anything, but he'll be
Speaker 1: scathing in the car day Phil Field day and I
Speaker 1: couldn't go to sleep. It's just didnt we just say
Speaker 1: something strand up and say I'm sorry, I'm still waiting
Speaker 1: on my bike anymore? Making me blush say anything. I
Speaker 1: don't understand how Yeah, I got this person would do that.
Speaker 1: I was giving a very easy to skulk into radio studio.
Speaker 1: Yeah me, twelve bucks Albert Park. You don't do that
Speaker 1: with tried that same scan that will piastre next year.
Speaker 1: You know the drivers been massive fan. That's it man.
Speaker 1: How is that making another one's fawning for it? Christian
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