WEBVTT - #132 Daycare Contraband, Rollercoaster Bus And Lie Busting

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, Matt, before we do get started. So I just

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to thank you some travel advice. What did I

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<v Speaker 1>tell you? It was last year on the way to Vegas.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a conundrum, I had a thought, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you put my mind at ease and I forgot about

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<v Speaker 1>it until I got back on the plane this year.

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<v Speaker 1>What did I do? Well? Why don't you start the episode?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, welcome back to Two Doing Dads. I am Maddie

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<v Speaker 2>Jays and this is a podcast all about parenting.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the good, it is the bad and the relatable.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you come for advice.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry oops, wrong podcast, not us, see ya.

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<v Speaker 1>No, actually stay advice as if you come for advice,

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<v Speaker 1>not us. Anyway, what was the advice advice we do have? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Last year we went to Vegas together and I quite

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like flying because I'm uncomfortable in a particular way,

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<v Speaker 1>so back or just anxiety?

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<v Speaker 2>What's thorting my farts in wit if you're on a

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<v Speaker 2>plane far away?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you? I took that advice this time traveled so

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<v Speaker 1>comfortably where they smelly? Oh yeah, I was like, I

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<v Speaker 1>think one of them woke me up. I got on

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<v Speaker 1>the plane next to these two lovely Americans, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, get ready, and I just let I was

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<v Speaker 1>honestly like forty our flight, A breeze, A breeze out

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<v Speaker 1>of my buttole.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently, apparently, I don't know if there's any science behind this,

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<v Speaker 2>but you know when you have a bottle of water

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<v Speaker 2>and you put the lid on when you're on the

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<v Speaker 2>tarmac and you're in the air, Yeah, and the bottles

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<v Speaker 2>are like compressed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, you got to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently that's what because I wee a lot when I'm

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<v Speaker 2>in the air.

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<v Speaker 1>On a plane. Opposit, I don't barely we like, I did.

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<v Speaker 2>One Wii on a fourteen hour flight, and you're not

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<v Speaker 2>doing my scientific fact here any favors.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it could be different from you do you fart

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<v Speaker 1>more on a plane? Oh yeah, there you go. I

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<v Speaker 1>think the human body knows when when you're not places

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<v Speaker 1>you're not meant to farts. It's the cabin pressure. But

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<v Speaker 1>like if I'm just a home and I'm in bed

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, okay, I got a Wii, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, it's probably you know, I could do a

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<v Speaker 1>fart here and keep people happy. I don't need a fart.

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<v Speaker 1>But then I get back into bed. It's like I

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<v Speaker 1>got a fart.

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<v Speaker 2>That is the number one complaint that I get from Laura.

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<v Speaker 1>I hop in a bed and she goes, why do

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<v Speaker 1>you have to fight when you get into bed? I go,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't help it. This is where I needed to fart.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't. I can't help you know, when I need

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<v Speaker 1>to fight, I need to fart. If that happens and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just in bed and I pulled the blankets up,

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<v Speaker 1>I apologize, it was like you were just in the

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom anyway. I just just very Yeah. I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>just thank you for that. You're well. You made the

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<v Speaker 1>trip much more enjoyable. I was at one point I

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<v Speaker 1>was like laying down because I had two best seats

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<v Speaker 1>and there was people around me, and I just went

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<v Speaker 1>It is awkward when it really does smell. The best

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<v Speaker 1>time to do it is during meal time because the

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<v Speaker 1>meal is usually quite pungent. Yeah, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a bad poker face, and it is hard

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<v Speaker 2>when you have to try and hide when you farted

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<v Speaker 2>and people are like, you can see someone else going

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<v Speaker 2>is that smells a bit, and you have to try

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<v Speaker 2>and pretend like you know, yeah, you're confused as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Going is that. I think everyone's like probably sitting there

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<v Speaker 1>being like say anything anything. It is such a relief.

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<v Speaker 1>It is such a relief.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, did you notice anything at the front of my

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<v Speaker 2>house yesterday? By the way, when you were you're visiting,

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<v Speaker 2>did you notice anything?

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<v Speaker 1>I know you got a haircut, small, small haircut. I

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<v Speaker 1>did something stupid. You didn't cut the dick plan off.

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<v Speaker 1>No dick plans still there. I actually have that video

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<v Speaker 1>still it's grown. Yeah, I have a grower.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a yucker and it's grown a root that

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<v Speaker 2>comes out the size of a penis.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like an uncircumcised peanist. Like it is uncanny.

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<v Speaker 2>Remind me after this episode, I did a video where

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<v Speaker 2>I'm edging. I think Laura goes edge the gardens and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, sure, very good, and then I'm there jerking off.

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<v Speaker 1>The oh that's good. Why have you not posted that?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I forgot. I forgot to say, remind me.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if it's the same over in the

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<v Speaker 2>Northern Beaches for anyone outside of New South Wales, we

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<v Speaker 2>or in Bondo, we get too allocated. Cancel cleanup pickups

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<v Speaker 2>per calendar year.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got to book them in. Though you got to

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<v Speaker 1>book them in, you get too free. I love that

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<v Speaker 1>when there's one person actually books one in and then

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<v Speaker 1>everyone in the same streets just like must be a

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<v Speaker 1>counsel cleaner and throw stuff out the front of their

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<v Speaker 1>house and it gets picked up. That's a loophole. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a council loophole. It didn't happen, unfortunately.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know, anyone who's never had a council cleanup

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<v Speaker 2>pick up collection, whether the fuck it's called, the way

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<v Speaker 2>it works, the way it works, it is very complicated.

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<v Speaker 2>How have they not had one of people just don't

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<v Speaker 2>have junks like us.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I was.

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<v Speaker 2>I was very late to the council cleanup bandwagon.

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<v Speaker 1>I love walking past the pile of council cleanup and

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<v Speaker 1>pretending not to look, and then fighting the urge.

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<v Speaker 2>Looks it was raining when I put out the stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>so people didn't. I love watching people come and.

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<v Speaker 1>Scale that, yeah we should do that, and just be like, get.

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<v Speaker 2>But you got to put it out the night before,

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<v Speaker 2>gets picked up in the morning. I forgot that it

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<v Speaker 2>was out there. So when I got the kids in

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<v Speaker 2>the car for daycare and school drop off, they were.

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<v Speaker 1>Like what's this? And I was like, fuck, all this

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<v Speaker 1>stuff in the front, all this stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>I had this blackboard with magnets that that was out there.

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<v Speaker 2>Their little camer little sofas that have a fold out.

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<v Speaker 2>They get moldy as fuck, those things so moldy.

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<v Speaker 1>They were out there. Lola's potty was out there as well,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was like what do you throw this out for?

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<v Speaker 1>There were a bunch of hoarders, my kids. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>it was a nightmare. Ash. I had to had to

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<v Speaker 1>peel them off. You know we talk about people scavenging, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was like my kids. Yeah, they were like going

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<v Speaker 1>through and throwing cushions everywhere, being like why are you

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<v Speaker 1>throwing this bachelor out for? We can keep that? And

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, far out. They don't understand the concept

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<v Speaker 1>of like throwing things out unless it's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>food scraps or whatever. Because I remember when we did

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<v Speaker 1>we sort of piled a bunch of old toys up

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<v Speaker 1>not to throw them out. We're going to give them

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<v Speaker 1>to Goodwill because that was still fine, and we stupidly

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<v Speaker 1>put them in a container and then one day we

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<v Speaker 1>came home and the clear container was like sitting there

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<v Speaker 1>ready to be taken and Oscar was like, what's that.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, that's my my Americ control cars in there

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<v Speaker 1>like you hasn't used in like two years. And it

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<v Speaker 1>was like I turned my back one second and he's

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<v Speaker 1>in there and he's got it all out, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>like for Fox, it's a nightmare. Council cleaner, but picked up,

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<v Speaker 1>picked up in the afternoon, beautiful, Yeah, lovely. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like the weight has been just lifted off

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<v Speaker 1>my shoulders. I had a rug that bust to shot

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<v Speaker 1>on like the worst diarrhea Nane. I gave him some

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<v Speaker 1>brown rice no good for dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>So that rug that used to be there under the

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<v Speaker 2>coffee table that's been down the side of the house

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<v Speaker 2>just covered in dog shit for like four months.

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<v Speaker 1>Imatching the stench on that thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Carrying that down the side of the house, moldy from

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<v Speaker 2>the rain, remnants of dog diarrhea. Oh yeah, I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a new man since having that council cleanup.

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<v Speaker 1>It's better than therapy, is April loves and my going

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<v Speaker 1>in treat yourself. My father in law does this thing

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<v Speaker 1>where he drives around the streets looking for piles to

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<v Speaker 1>throw stuff out him. So that stuff. People have already

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<v Speaker 1>ordered one and he's got ship in the back of

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<v Speaker 1>his car. He's like, that's good behaviors back at night.

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<v Speaker 1>But I couldn't do that the amount of anxiety I

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<v Speaker 1>have and I put in a garbage bin into someone

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<v Speaker 1>else's like that that.

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<v Speaker 2>Feels like you're breaking the law, feels like but he's

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<v Speaker 2>drubbing around. Yeah, the car full of that's bold.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a friend of mine owns a company called my Bins,

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<v Speaker 1>which is like they move the bin from this sponsor.

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<v Speaker 1>Shout out to my Bins. They're good guys. They move

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<v Speaker 1>the bins from your house to the street and back.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's part of the service, the service, the offering,

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<v Speaker 1>whatever you want to call it. And he was like, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>people are so territorial on their bins. Like he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>we have some people that will be like make sure

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<v Speaker 1>when you do put the bins out that no one

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<v Speaker 1>puts any stuff in there. And they're like it's half full.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I'm not security, bro, I'm here to take

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<v Speaker 2>the bens out.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's like but also to get like, have you

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<v Speaker 1>ever tried to get a replacement bin or an extra bin? No,

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<v Speaker 1>your rates go through the roof. You're trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>another bin. Oh yeah, yeah. They charge you per bin obviously.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you get a bigger bin, get a bigger bin.

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<v Speaker 1>That's more money. Yeah, because people have a little miniature bin.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you seen the size of my bin? And I've

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<v Speaker 1>got two kids, one still in nappies overnight. It's a nightmare. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys are the neighbors. I'm feeling the neighbor's bin.

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<v Speaker 1>As soon as the sun goes down, I'm out there

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<v Speaker 1>pooty on balaclava. What you and April's dad we both

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<v Speaker 1>got gloves on so no fingerprints can be left behind.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm up the street the other day. Actually I

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<v Speaker 1>got caught. That reminded me. I got caught. I was

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<v Speaker 1>the guy across the street. There's there're two old couples

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<v Speaker 1>at a huge house. Yeah, two old couples, one old couple,

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<v Speaker 1>two old people, and that it's always half full, like

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, it's like next up. She's listening to

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<v Speaker 1>have to talk. She's she's pretty old, bro. I think

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<v Speaker 1>she's gonna hear it. She's like, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, coach is clear. Yeah, across the road, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>pink panther music, opened it up, went to put it

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<v Speaker 1>in and they drove in the driveway. Oh this is

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<v Speaker 1>not my bin right, thankfully they're old. I had like

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<v Speaker 1>I was just like, you know, I'm not young, but

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<v Speaker 1>like they were just like too afraid. I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>good thing you got tats on. Yeahs on, good thing

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<v Speaker 1>you have tats. I got my tats on Today weekend,

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<v Speaker 1>matt weekend with kids, you know, it's like you're trying

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<v Speaker 1>to find ship to do, trying to keep me entertained,

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<v Speaker 1>and sometimes you I find and I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>you're the same. You just end up going to different

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<v Speaker 1>parks and it's fucking like parks are boring. There's some

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<v Speaker 1>parks its like, got some things going on. But April

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<v Speaker 1>was very much like, it's the Flying Fox Park. No,

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<v Speaker 1>obviously one of them.

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<v Speaker 2>If anyone doesn't know what I'm talking about, listen to

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<v Speaker 2>last week's episode where Ash had to go about Flying

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<v Speaker 2>Fox parks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, continued not a fan. Over the weekend Saturday, April said,

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<v Speaker 1>look tomorrow Sunday Family Day or do something different. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, sweet, no worries, and she was like, why

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing the like the finger I felt like

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<v Speaker 1>it was necessary family day, because every day's family. I

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<v Speaker 1>have a family. Every day I have a family. So

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<v Speaker 1>what you're saying to me is the first six days

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<v Speaker 1>of the week I have no family. Is how this works?

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously not? Did you say that? No, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>sleep indoors and I and she was like, she said

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<v Speaker 1>that to me just before I was leaving to go

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<v Speaker 1>to the football which first game of the year. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna I'm going to sink some tins. Football was on Saturday, Saturday.

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<v Speaker 2>Night, right, So she was just like, Hey, don't forget

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<v Speaker 2>about us.

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<v Speaker 1>Family Day tomorrow. I just come back from Vegas. I

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<v Speaker 1>get it. She was like, do whatever you like tonight,

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<v Speaker 1>just get up in the morning. And I'm like, I

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<v Speaker 1>know what that means. Noted, that means get up in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning. And you're very very I'm very observant taking information.

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<v Speaker 1>And I woke up the next day bit Dusty and

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<v Speaker 1>April said it's family Day. I said, what are we

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<v Speaker 1>doing today then? And she said, We're going to take

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<v Speaker 1>a bus to the Big Shops, which is you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like a decent bus trip to a bigger shopping center,

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<v Speaker 1>which just at ring them all. So we've got like

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<v Speaker 1>a small one in worriing, like worry would square where

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<v Speaker 1>did you take me that time? That's just where I

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<v Speaker 1>would square. I think that's a small shop, small shops,

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<v Speaker 1>great shops, great shops. Perfect for me, but not big

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<v Speaker 1>enough for April, not big enough for family day. But

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<v Speaker 1>she was like, it's an adventure and it's like Macy

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<v Speaker 1>had never been on a bus. Oscar has but as

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<v Speaker 1>you know, on the Northern Beaches, we've got the double

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<v Speaker 1>decker bus. Yeah you guys, you guys must be thank

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<v Speaker 1>you trade my chamis needy and I was like, oh okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it was a bit dusty. I was like, well, let's

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<v Speaker 1>go down. We drove down to the bus stop. We

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<v Speaker 1>went sat waiting for the bus to come and it's

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<v Speaker 1>a big, two story bus and the kids are super

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<v Speaker 1>excited to get on. Oscar's already been on before, sitting

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<v Speaker 1>up the top. We didn't get to sit at the

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<v Speaker 1>front at the top, but Macy seems has taken Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a few spots like that's annoying way through, which

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<v Speaker 1>is still good, but it's Macey was petrified like she

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<v Speaker 1>was on a roller coaster. She was like grabbing hold

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<v Speaker 1>of April, like away from the window and she was

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get she was trying to get out. The

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<v Speaker 1>stairs are really steep. The bus took off and she

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<v Speaker 1>was like, and then they must be so used to

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<v Speaker 1>being like locked down in a baby seat. Yeah, now

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<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden they're on the road unhinged. So

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<v Speaker 1>she was petrified all the way there, and Oscar the

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<v Speaker 1>whole time was like, I'm board, on board, and then

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<v Speaker 1>we get off the bus and I was like, that

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<v Speaker 1>was amazing. And I was like, I don't know, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I don't think they just say that to

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<v Speaker 1>fill the gap when there's nothing to say. They're just like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm bored. And she was like me, he has to

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<v Speaker 1>fill the air with words at all times, Like he's

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<v Speaker 1>just like continuous. I wonder where he gets from. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>we did the shopping. Yep, what are you buying? On

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<v Speaker 1>family Day? April needed some tights before and the kids

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to look at toys at a different shop. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what are the times for just exercise? Exercise? Yeah? Nice?

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<v Speaker 1>Anyone wants to give my wafe some tights she needs?

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<v Speaker 1>Did April get the tights? No? Ah? What classic get

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<v Speaker 1>all the way to the big shops. No tights. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, not a single tight. No. She tried on

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<v Speaker 1>some and I just found seats to sit in. That's

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<v Speaker 1>pretty much all. She wasn't happy with the tights. Wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>happy with it. Okay, okay, a bit painful, but look, honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really have a leg to stand on. I've

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<v Speaker 1>sort of just got to go along and carry everything

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<v Speaker 1>for the trip. Is April listened to these episodes, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd love to know what was wrong with the tights.

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<v Speaker 1>Camel tooe. That's not even a joke, very particular my wife. Sorry, everybody,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get back on track. We're getting back on the bus.

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<v Speaker 1>Macey's brave again. She wants to walk on her own

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<v Speaker 1>onto the bars, get up up the stairs, up the stairs.

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<v Speaker 1>She got on. She's quickly scared again and she's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, because it's quite rocky. But then shable. She

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<v Speaker 1>was distracted by the fact that upstairs there's no bus driver,

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<v Speaker 1>because the bus driver's downstairs, but she didn't because she's

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<v Speaker 1>so small, she didn't see the bus driver on the

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<v Speaker 1>way in. So now she's obsessed thinking that the bus

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<v Speaker 1>drives herself, and it started to freak her out, like,

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<v Speaker 1>where's the driver? She kept pointing, like where's the driver?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you explain to her or you like, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know where it is. I was like, it's on the roof.

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<v Speaker 1>She was just like, oh, so we stopped. We'll let

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<v Speaker 1>the kids press the button. They love pressing buttons. They're like,

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<v Speaker 1>press the button for every stop. And we stopped it

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<v Speaker 1>Narrabeene to get off, and Macey they were they pressing

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<v Speaker 1>for not their stop, like because thankfully it's sort of

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<v Speaker 1>bus that stops at that main only the main stops anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Because the best way to piss off a bus driver

0:16:05.720 --> 0:16:09.680
<v Speaker 2>is to press the stop button and no one gets off.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway. We get to Narrabeene and it's Macy's brave again

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<v Speaker 1>and wants to walk off the bus and they're quite

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<v Speaker 1>steep steps. Can I just say it's I get I

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<v Speaker 1>get stressed out when the bus stops. You don't have

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of time to get off the bus. This

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<v Speaker 1>is what happened. Macy wanted to get off on herself,

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<v Speaker 1>took forever fucking grab her stop. Oh god, she latched

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<v Speaker 1>onto the railing, missed the stop. I'm en route to

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<v Speaker 1>Mona Vail. Did anyone get off the bus. It was April. No,

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<v Speaker 1>no one, We're all stuck behind Macy. Would you yell

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<v Speaker 1>out say hey, it was too late, we will move.

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<v Speaker 1>We're on the go. And we had to go to

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<v Speaker 1>the next bus stop. Where did you guys end up?

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<v Speaker 1>The next bus stop, which is the next suburb. Get off,

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<v Speaker 1>walk across, Walk across the busy main road back to

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<v Speaker 1>the other side. Wait another ten minutes for a bus

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<v Speaker 1>to come back to take us back the other way.

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<v Speaker 1>Is she having naps still? Yeah? Oh god? So where

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<v Speaker 1>how are you at nap time? We are way past now.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you have any food on you? We had some? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they did have like little lunchboxes thing. Thank god? What

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<v Speaker 1>about me, Matthew? Sorry? Yeah, I hung over as fu

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, I'm on a bars the whole time,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I had a porto at the shops. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>have chips? Oh? Yeah, for God's sake, what do you

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<v Speaker 1>do it to yourself? Okay, let me tell you's not

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<v Speaker 1>the thing. A meal is not complete without chips. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but chips for you are like valiant. I I ate

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<v Speaker 1>a large chips for I go to sleep. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>sleeping tablet. I've never seen someone getting knocked horizontal quicker

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<v Speaker 1>than hash wigs having a couple of chippies. Bro, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like comatized.

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever you when we have lunch here and we have

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<v Speaker 2>some chippies, I'm worried about you driving home.

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<v Speaker 1>Comatosed. Just the potato, the starchy potato does it for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what really gets me? When you're dipping

0:18:15.320 --> 0:18:19.159
<v Speaker 1>chips in potato and gravy. Think of that one type

0:18:19.160 --> 0:18:23.280
<v Speaker 1>of fried chip dipped in mush chip. The calves are

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<v Speaker 1>through the roofs. I'm just like, First of all, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>you've got You've got to stop doing it to yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. But I was on the bus very

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<v Speaker 1>much like, oh man, I can't wait to get off

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<v Speaker 1>this bus next minute, I'm fucking missing the stop doing

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<v Speaker 1>a complete uti. Did you get home? We got home

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<v Speaker 1>and I fell straight asleep like three hours. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>big day for me. Family day is a big day

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<v Speaker 1>for ad. And then we yeah, spent the rest of

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<v Speaker 1>the day at the park. That sounds awful. But the

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<v Speaker 1>bus when we got to the shops after the first

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<v Speaker 1>bus trip April stupidly leant over to me to go

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<v Speaker 1>I wish we drove and I was like, you fucking idiot, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>don't you dare tell me that, because I would have

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<v Speaker 1>drove us to get home be on the bus. Buses.

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<v Speaker 1>Bus is fun, but you know it is more fun

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<v Speaker 1>electric bikes. Yes, feel me? And I did see that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I got my electric bike on the weekend. What are

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<v Speaker 1>your thoughts on the cool factor of that bike? It's

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<v Speaker 1>it's low. I don't want that look for me. I

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<v Speaker 1>love it. I love that bike. I want one, honestly.

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<v Speaker 1>I like the idea of the kids on the back,

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<v Speaker 1>like Osco, I've got him on the front of mine?

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<v Speaker 1>Is yours? A fat boy? What's your bonds? A fucking

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<v Speaker 1>juicy boy? Is it cool? Fat boy? Is that the brand?

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<v Speaker 1>A brand called fat boy? I got a Drodi and

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<v Speaker 1>you one on the way, you have a cool one.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got two kids, and I didn't like the idea

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<v Speaker 2>of trying to put one in the front.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the backs I've got. I've got the one

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<v Speaker 1>that I've got like a flat bed. It's a long tray,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's got small wheels, way more practice. It's aqua.

0:19:58.280 --> 0:20:02.200
<v Speaker 2>It's aqua color aqua, and I wish it was more

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<v Speaker 2>time aqua.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish it was black. I wish it was, you

0:20:06.520 --> 0:20:10.040
<v Speaker 1>know that's but I guess aqua is quite bright. We

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<v Speaker 1>could we can paint it. I'm not going to paint it,

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<v Speaker 1>which gets to scrap up a subscription. I'm not gonna

0:20:15.240 --> 0:20:19.359
<v Speaker 1>what's a subscription? Yeah, just run me through that, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So you pay an amount of money per week like

0:20:23.480 --> 0:20:27.639
<v Speaker 1>a rental. Yeah, subscription. They're pretty much just does it

0:20:27.680 --> 0:20:31.879
<v Speaker 1>rent to own? Subscribe to own? Ah? No, So if

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<v Speaker 1>we fuck it o, it's you've got to pay for

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<v Speaker 1>the whole thing a little bit. Yeah, But the kids

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<v Speaker 1>love it.

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<v Speaker 2>Kids absolutely enjoy it, and it's a little bit hairy

0:20:41.160 --> 0:20:43.439
<v Speaker 2>at some points on the road. At daycare this morning,

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<v Speaker 2>sun was out, beautiful day and my niece goes to

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<v Speaker 2>the same daycare as Lola, and so I was like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>let's not go in the car, let's go on the bike.

0:20:55.359 --> 0:20:59.480
<v Speaker 2>But little Chassy mcghazzy, my niece, she was a bit

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<v Speaker 2>like what fuck is this thing?

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, never been on a bike. Where's zebelt? She's

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<v Speaker 1>never been on a bike before. Well, she's been a

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<v Speaker 1>training wheels. Yeah, So she was a bit like Macie

0:21:11.080 --> 0:21:13.760
<v Speaker 1>where she was like how does this thing work? Lola's

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<v Speaker 1>there strapped in.

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<v Speaker 2>She's got a baby seat, and then there's just two

0:21:17.080 --> 0:21:20.040
<v Speaker 2>little handle bars. Yeah, I saw that, and so I

0:21:20.040 --> 0:21:23.160
<v Speaker 2>put Chazy there. And then there's certain points we go downhill,

0:21:23.280 --> 0:21:25.040
<v Speaker 2>we get like forty k's an hour.

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<v Speaker 1>They do zip and I'm like, you guys have fun

0:21:28.760 --> 0:21:34.159
<v Speaker 1>back there. I was like slow. She even goes what

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<v Speaker 1>happens if I fall out? And I said, just hold on,

0:21:36.440 --> 0:21:38.320
<v Speaker 1>You're not going to fall if you hold it on. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I said. She was freaking the hell. Lola

0:21:42.640 --> 0:21:44.400
<v Speaker 1>was like, she's loving it. She's sitting in the back

0:21:44.440 --> 0:21:50.160
<v Speaker 1>there having a cigarette. She's just like faster driver. April

0:21:50.320 --> 0:21:52.640
<v Speaker 1>like same thing she gets on every now and then

0:21:52.640 --> 0:21:55.680
<v Speaker 1>with me, and she's just like, is this safe? Hold

0:21:55.720 --> 0:21:58.879
<v Speaker 1>on she's got Yeah, she's really on the love handles too.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I ask you a question? No? Yeah, go, You're

0:22:02.560 --> 0:22:03.720
<v Speaker 1>can't ask me anything, like.

0:22:03.800 --> 0:22:06.520
<v Speaker 2>I just want to know if I've done the wrong thing. Here,

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<v Speaker 2>wait on me, go Okay, have I done the wrong thing?

0:22:10.280 --> 0:22:13.160
<v Speaker 1>Or is Laura in the wrong At the moment, I'm

0:22:13.240 --> 0:22:17.280
<v Speaker 1>doing all of the daycare drop offs with Lola on

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<v Speaker 1>the bike from now from this point on bikes other

0:22:20.320 --> 0:22:24.920
<v Speaker 1>than rain weather permitting Lola. I don't know if I

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<v Speaker 1>mentioned this.

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<v Speaker 2>She's at a new daycare, really struggling with the drop offs,

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<v Speaker 2>really struggling. We're now six seven, eight weeks in tears

0:22:33.480 --> 0:22:39.600
<v Speaker 2>most mornings. It's hard. And then this morning, Lola's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to bring this toy. And she had this

0:22:42.400 --> 0:22:45.440
<v Speaker 2>big bunny that's giant. It's like, you know, big guy.

0:22:45.560 --> 0:22:47.679
<v Speaker 2>You push a button on its belly and it sings

0:22:47.680 --> 0:22:48.880
<v Speaker 2>a song and it dances.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, you're not allowed that to take care. You're not

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<v Speaker 1>allowed to take I want I get you kids kid

0:22:56.400 --> 0:22:59.720
<v Speaker 1>you know kids, right, yeah? Kids, kids, two kids. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just so.

0:23:00.840 --> 0:23:02.760
<v Speaker 2>Lola's like, I'm bringing this thing and I'm like, you're

0:23:02.800 --> 0:23:04.399
<v Speaker 2>not bringing that thing, and she's like, but I'm allowed to.

0:23:04.480 --> 0:23:05.720
<v Speaker 2>And I said, well, who said you're allowed to? You

0:23:05.720 --> 0:23:07.560
<v Speaker 2>gues Mom told me? And I was like, there's no

0:23:07.800 --> 0:23:10.760
<v Speaker 2>way that mom has said yes to this, and so

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I'm going to fucking get you here, Lola.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, did mom really say that? Let's give

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<v Speaker 1>her a call.

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<v Speaker 2>So I call Laura on speaker next to Lola who's

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<v Speaker 2>holding the bunny.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, fucking you're going to learn. You're

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<v Speaker 1>going to get called out here, Lola lie to me

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<v Speaker 1>and say, tell me that your mother has allowed this.

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<v Speaker 1>Please try they try and play you against each other.

0:23:34.400 --> 0:23:36.320
<v Speaker 2>She was trying to play me, and I was like, no,

0:23:36.440 --> 0:23:38.720
<v Speaker 2>on my watch, pow. I love where this is going

0:23:38.880 --> 0:23:41.280
<v Speaker 2>so cool Laura, And I said, did you say to Lola?

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<v Speaker 1>Look at Laura. Did you say to Lola? You did

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<v Speaker 1>she could bring the bunny rabbit, the one that it

0:23:50.800 --> 0:23:57.160
<v Speaker 1>sings and it dances. And then Laura goes, yeah, okay, okay,

0:23:57.280 --> 0:24:01.880
<v Speaker 1>they're in cahoots those two. You're never gonna Lola in particular,

0:24:02.600 --> 0:24:05.560
<v Speaker 1>You're never gonna They've already had this chat.

0:24:05.600 --> 0:24:08.879
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah last night. Yeah, I don't know where I was.

0:24:09.160 --> 0:24:10.359
<v Speaker 2>They've they've they've gone.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll loop him in when the time comes, because if

0:24:12.680 --> 0:24:15.600
<v Speaker 1>we loop him in now, it'll be a problem from

0:24:15.720 --> 0:24:18.280
<v Speaker 1>now until we leave. But if I loop him in

0:24:18.320 --> 0:24:21.160
<v Speaker 1>when we leave, it's only a problem for that long.

0:24:21.440 --> 0:24:23.800
<v Speaker 1>So I said to Laura, what do you mean you

0:24:23.880 --> 0:24:27.800
<v Speaker 1>said yes to the toy? And she goes, well, we

0:24:27.840 --> 0:24:31.119
<v Speaker 1>had a conversation that if there was anything that would

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<v Speaker 1>help Lola with a drop off process, make it a

0:24:33.760 --> 0:24:37.640
<v Speaker 1>bit easier for her, we would allow it and I say, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know the rules at daycare, no toys that

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<v Speaker 1>make any noise. You're allowed like a.

0:24:41.240 --> 0:24:44.200
<v Speaker 2>Little soft toy that they can have as a comforter.

0:24:44.920 --> 0:24:46.919
<v Speaker 2>And she goes, I didn't know that. I may have

0:24:46.960 --> 0:24:51.160
<v Speaker 2>said something, may have said something which was fighting words.

0:24:51.600 --> 0:24:56.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to just quickly say it's it's on for Laura.

0:24:56.440 --> 0:25:00.119
<v Speaker 1>That's a great I think she's what she's doing there

0:25:00.359 --> 0:25:03.240
<v Speaker 1>is she's trying to make your life easier for drop off.

0:25:03.920 --> 0:25:06.000
<v Speaker 1>So I'm going to just quickly jump on her side

0:25:06.600 --> 0:25:10.760
<v Speaker 1>and say because you did mention anything that makes it

0:25:10.800 --> 0:25:12.399
<v Speaker 1>easier for her, I'm then.

0:25:12.280 --> 0:25:15.160
<v Speaker 2>Going to feel the wrath from daycare when I come

0:25:15.200 --> 0:25:15.520
<v Speaker 2>in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Stand up to the man. I can't do rules as rules.

0:25:18.600 --> 0:25:21.399
<v Speaker 1>You know that break a few rules, can't. I'm the

0:25:21.480 --> 0:25:24.760
<v Speaker 1>new guy. I'm playing by the rules. No be a rogue,

0:25:25.200 --> 0:25:25.919
<v Speaker 1>go rogue.

0:25:25.960 --> 0:25:28.320
<v Speaker 2>Why I said to Laura when she was like, well,

0:25:28.359 --> 0:25:30.840
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know that, And I said, yeah you would

0:25:30.840 --> 0:25:33.040
<v Speaker 2>if you went to any of the orientation days.

0:25:35.720 --> 0:25:38.200
<v Speaker 1>Where did you sleep last night? Well that was this morning?

0:25:38.440 --> 0:25:41.680
<v Speaker 1>Where you sleeping at night? How did that go down? Yeah? Really?

0:25:41.680 --> 0:25:41.960
<v Speaker 2>Well?

0:25:42.080 --> 0:25:44.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah good? I thought I thought that might be the case,

0:25:44.200 --> 0:25:46.639
<v Speaker 1>she would have taken that on the chin. Laura, of

0:25:46.800 --> 0:25:49.760
<v Speaker 1>all people, would have really taken that on the chin.

0:25:50.280 --> 0:25:53.880
<v Speaker 2>And so then so then I've got a situation where

0:25:53.920 --> 0:25:56.160
<v Speaker 2>I've now got a very angry wife.

0:25:56.680 --> 0:25:59.800
<v Speaker 1>I've also got Lola who's in tears. And I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>stepping down for no one. I'm going to say that

0:26:02.920 --> 0:26:06.399
<v Speaker 1>you so you needed to put your pride aside at

0:26:06.440 --> 0:26:13.280
<v Speaker 1>that moment. So I hung up, and then, oh, oh

0:26:13.440 --> 0:26:18.320
<v Speaker 1>my god, help yourself. I'm on Laura's side. I think, Laura,

0:26:18.480 --> 0:26:21.880
<v Speaker 1>my arm's trying to make it easier for Lola and

0:26:21.960 --> 0:26:25.399
<v Speaker 1>you and you fighting it is causing more of a problem.

0:26:25.440 --> 0:26:29.280
<v Speaker 1>But surely every parent, everyone who's had any kind of

0:26:29.720 --> 0:26:32.560
<v Speaker 1>experience with daycare knows that you're not allowed a toy

0:26:33.440 --> 0:26:36.280
<v Speaker 1>other than like a little soft toy, jump on board

0:26:36.320 --> 0:26:37.120
<v Speaker 1>and sneak it in.

0:26:37.920 --> 0:26:41.760
<v Speaker 2>But then, but then I'm setting Lola up to fail.

0:26:42.080 --> 0:26:43.640
<v Speaker 1>She's going to get it taken away from her. She's

0:26:43.640 --> 0:26:47.120
<v Speaker 1>going to hate daycare even more. You're making about a point,

0:26:47.240 --> 0:26:50.920
<v Speaker 1>but I'm more what's easier for me, you know what

0:26:51.000 --> 0:26:52.919
<v Speaker 1>I mean? Like, my kids do the same thing. I

0:26:52.920 --> 0:26:55.080
<v Speaker 1>think all kids do the same thing. Where they go

0:26:55.200 --> 0:26:56.840
<v Speaker 1>I want to take this because they want to show

0:26:56.840 --> 0:26:59.920
<v Speaker 1>their friends. I now just say, if we're in the car,

0:27:00.080 --> 0:27:01.560
<v Speaker 1>I say take it, but you're to leave it in

0:27:01.600 --> 0:27:06.840
<v Speaker 1>the car. You tried that one? No, No, it works

0:27:07.160 --> 0:27:09.080
<v Speaker 1>if they strap it into their own seat. It's fun

0:27:09.160 --> 0:27:12.680
<v Speaker 1>little game. Move on. But I'm with Laura to say,

0:27:12.800 --> 0:27:16.280
<v Speaker 1>whatever is it? Because she's struggling. She wasn't struggling. I'm

0:27:16.320 --> 0:27:19.159
<v Speaker 1>on a different side. But because she's struggling, and we

0:27:19.240 --> 0:27:21.359
<v Speaker 1>had this conversation when you're in the jungle that Lola

0:27:21.480 --> 0:27:24.000
<v Speaker 1>was really upset. And now we're doubt how many more

0:27:24.040 --> 0:27:26.640
<v Speaker 1>weeks down the track and it's still happening. It's months.

0:27:26.760 --> 0:27:32.600
<v Speaker 1>Break some rules for your kids, bro. Consider in silence,

0:27:34.400 --> 0:27:37.199
<v Speaker 1>did Laura message you before we recorded? No? Why? I

0:27:37.280 --> 0:27:39.080
<v Speaker 1>just don't know. It just seems like you're very much

0:27:39.080 --> 0:27:42.960
<v Speaker 1>on her team. I would it would I would suffer

0:27:43.080 --> 0:27:46.080
<v Speaker 1>more if I was to jump onto your team. But

0:27:46.200 --> 0:27:49.439
<v Speaker 1>I think you got to bend some rules every now

0:27:49.440 --> 0:27:52.360
<v Speaker 1>and then. I get that they might take it off her,

0:27:52.440 --> 0:27:54.240
<v Speaker 1>but I don't think they're going to hastily take it

0:27:54.280 --> 0:27:56.679
<v Speaker 1>off her, are they? And if they did, then you

0:27:56.840 --> 0:28:00.920
<v Speaker 1>know this is the wrong day, the wrong daycare game.

0:28:01.480 --> 0:28:04.159
<v Speaker 1>I'll digest this conversation. I know you're not happy with me.

0:28:04.240 --> 0:28:06.840
<v Speaker 1>I can see it that or you're hungry. I can't

0:28:06.840 --> 0:28:10.040
<v Speaker 1>work out which one of it is. But I can't

0:28:10.080 --> 0:28:13.960
<v Speaker 1>sit here and take your side all the time. Let's

0:28:14.000 --> 0:28:16.120
<v Speaker 1>move this along. Okay, So where do we end up?

0:28:17.200 --> 0:28:18.760
<v Speaker 1>You haven't spoken to what synth of you? Now? I

0:28:18.840 --> 0:28:21.600
<v Speaker 1>got to call it after this and what what's going

0:28:21.680 --> 0:28:23.320
<v Speaker 1>to happen? What's gonna happen on the phone. Are you're

0:28:23.320 --> 0:28:25.639
<v Speaker 1>going to I know you you're not apologize. I'm going

0:28:25.680 --> 0:28:28.280
<v Speaker 1>to back down. I don't apologize. You are not. Have

0:28:28.400 --> 0:28:33.560
<v Speaker 1>I gotten through? I don't know. I've got a big

0:28:33.640 --> 0:28:36.240
<v Speaker 1>quick question for you. Do your kids have any I've

0:28:36.240 --> 0:28:39.640
<v Speaker 1>got a real big question for you. You're ready for this,

0:28:39.800 --> 0:28:42.200
<v Speaker 1>big boy? Go on? What do you got? It's better

0:28:42.240 --> 0:28:44.520
<v Speaker 1>be good. I wanted to ask if your kids have

0:28:44.560 --> 0:28:48.080
<v Speaker 1>any allergies, because you don't what going to school now

0:28:48.160 --> 0:28:51.600
<v Speaker 1>and there's like they're not allergy that everyone fucking talks about.

0:28:51.840 --> 0:28:55.200
<v Speaker 1>What have you got for me? I only have one

0:28:55.320 --> 0:28:59.080
<v Speaker 1>allergy and it's two penicillin, A specific type of penicillin.

0:28:59.120 --> 0:29:02.400
<v Speaker 1>But why I asked you? Because obviously sometimes it gets

0:29:02.440 --> 0:29:05.680
<v Speaker 1>passed down to kids and kids have. Macy's allergic to

0:29:05.720 --> 0:29:13.720
<v Speaker 1>something which is devastating. Chocolate band aids what she's allergic

0:29:13.840 --> 0:29:19.200
<v Speaker 1>to the other day, that's not devastating. That's a great result. No,

0:29:19.280 --> 0:29:21.920
<v Speaker 1>it's not. Because now anytime she hurts herself and she

0:29:21.960 --> 0:29:24.200
<v Speaker 1>wants a band aid, I can't give a one because

0:29:24.200 --> 0:29:25.840
<v Speaker 1>she breaks out in a rash. You ever a kiss,

0:29:25.880 --> 0:29:30.360
<v Speaker 1>bro No, And she doesn't understand why Oscar gets band

0:29:30.360 --> 0:29:32.840
<v Speaker 1>aids and she doesn't get banned, So now she feels

0:29:32.880 --> 0:29:35.400
<v Speaker 1>like she's missing out, So then she's even more upset.

0:29:35.600 --> 0:29:36.640
<v Speaker 1>I do band aids.

0:29:36.800 --> 0:29:38.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to say that's one of the biggest expenses

0:29:38.960 --> 0:29:42.720
<v Speaker 2>in this household is buying band aids. But we've got

0:29:42.720 --> 0:29:45.440
<v Speaker 2>a band we churned through the band aids. Dude, but

0:29:45.520 --> 0:29:46.160
<v Speaker 2>I still have.

0:29:46.160 --> 0:29:48.200
<v Speaker 1>To buy them. But I have to buy them and

0:29:48.240 --> 0:29:50.880
<v Speaker 1>then not give them to her. It's even worse. Stop

0:29:50.920 --> 0:29:53.080
<v Speaker 1>the band aids. No band aids in the house anymore.

0:29:53.240 --> 0:30:00.440
<v Speaker 1>Oscar's bleeding out. I'm sorry to blame. Your sister wears

0:30:00.440 --> 0:30:01.480
<v Speaker 1>them like an accessory.

0:30:02.000 --> 0:30:04.000
<v Speaker 2>I brush her hair, get her teeth done, and then

0:30:04.040 --> 0:30:06.280
<v Speaker 2>she's like, where's band aid I'm like, fuck, I know,

0:30:06.320 --> 0:30:08.120
<v Speaker 2>I just put one on her we like, we're going

0:30:08.200 --> 0:30:09.000
<v Speaker 2>through a pack a week.

0:30:09.040 --> 0:30:12.040
<v Speaker 1>At the moment, Macy has got like four blisters from

0:30:12.080 --> 0:30:14.760
<v Speaker 1>these sandals that she wore. Can't put a band aid

0:30:14.800 --> 0:30:16.160
<v Speaker 1>on it? Well, hang on a secon. If you're gone

0:30:16.200 --> 0:30:18.920
<v Speaker 1>to the big shops, get her a new pair of shoes.

0:30:19.360 --> 0:30:22.120
<v Speaker 1>Were We had to because that's how we found out

0:30:22.200 --> 0:30:24.440
<v Speaker 1>that she just all of a sudden one day grown

0:30:24.440 --> 0:30:27.720
<v Speaker 1>out of these shoes they were she one day fine,

0:30:28.000 --> 0:30:32.320
<v Speaker 1>next day Crocs no, bro get her and cross no,

0:30:32.360 --> 0:30:34.920
<v Speaker 1>because she wears crocs and she's a classic foot track.

0:30:35.000 --> 0:30:37.760
<v Speaker 1>She trips over everywhere. She's like a bumbling mess. You

0:30:37.800 --> 0:30:40.240
<v Speaker 1>put crocs on my daughter and you literally at my

0:30:40.320 --> 0:30:41.960
<v Speaker 1>back of you saw from picking her up off the ground.

0:30:41.960 --> 0:30:45.160
<v Speaker 1>When's her birthday? Just put this way I can startle

0:30:45.240 --> 0:30:48.480
<v Speaker 1>Macy and she falls over. Think about that and then

0:30:48.560 --> 0:30:52.640
<v Speaker 1>add crocs into that. Put crocs in there and she's

0:30:52.680 --> 0:30:53.080
<v Speaker 1>got something.

0:30:53.160 --> 0:30:56.120
<v Speaker 2>Hey, you gave me advice and I took it. I'm

0:30:56.120 --> 0:30:59.080
<v Speaker 2>giving you advice. All I'm saying, hear me out. Don't

0:30:59.080 --> 0:31:03.440
<v Speaker 2>interrupt me, don't interrupt me. Don't put your finger down. Okay,

0:31:03.800 --> 0:31:08.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm saying two things. Okay, band aids oscar is now

0:31:08.720 --> 0:31:11.719
<v Speaker 2>allergic as well. They're out of the house. Okay, you're

0:31:11.720 --> 0:31:12.480
<v Speaker 2>gonna lie to him.

0:31:12.560 --> 0:31:16.440
<v Speaker 1>It's terrible, okay. And then secondly, crocs for Macy. Okay,

0:31:16.520 --> 0:31:18.560
<v Speaker 1>let me just flip that on here for a second. Please.

0:31:18.720 --> 0:31:23.800
<v Speaker 1>Oscar falls over, bleeding everywhere, got no band aids? One two,

0:31:23.960 --> 0:31:28.640
<v Speaker 1>I put crocs on Macy. She falls over, she bleeds everywhere.

0:31:28.880 --> 0:31:31.040
<v Speaker 1>Then pick up of band aids on her anyway. Well,

0:31:31.080 --> 0:31:33.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have to otherwise it cuts, will stoup, blistering.

0:31:33.400 --> 0:31:36.400
<v Speaker 1>So she's take it. We're going around in circles. If

0:31:36.440 --> 0:31:39.640
<v Speaker 1>Oscar is bleeding out, take him to the hospital. Moving on.

0:31:39.760 --> 0:31:46.720
<v Speaker 1>I can't afford it. It's moving on, moving along here quickly,

0:31:48.120 --> 0:31:50.479
<v Speaker 1>she's a list of band aids. Be it heasy. If

0:31:50.520 --> 0:31:53.760
<v Speaker 1>I think and she breaks out in a rash, it's

0:31:53.800 --> 0:31:56.560
<v Speaker 1>a nightmare. And moving right along, ash, we're going into

0:31:56.640 --> 0:32:01.280
<v Speaker 1>parenting lies. Dare you move me along? Tell me loud,

0:32:01.600 --> 0:32:08.960
<v Speaker 1>tell me what have you got for me? Big? Go

0:32:09.240 --> 0:32:12.080
<v Speaker 1>my mom. I don't know where she is, by the way,

0:32:12.520 --> 0:32:15.120
<v Speaker 1>lost her in the house again. She was she can't

0:32:15.120 --> 0:32:15.680
<v Speaker 1>get that fast.

0:32:15.800 --> 0:32:19.920
<v Speaker 2>She was here before I was had a recording because

0:32:19.920 --> 0:32:21.080
<v Speaker 2>I was going to get her to tell her lie,

0:32:21.120 --> 0:32:23.680
<v Speaker 2>But then she fucking disappeared. I don't know where she

0:32:23.960 --> 0:32:31.880
<v Speaker 2>is La Jinx. Someone's think we should fuck Sorry. So

0:32:32.640 --> 0:32:35.560
<v Speaker 2>she told me this lie from when we were younger. Okay,

0:32:36.000 --> 0:32:38.200
<v Speaker 2>it was a very clever lie. And I said, firstly

0:32:38.240 --> 0:32:41.720
<v Speaker 2>I was offended. I was upset, and then I said, actually, no,

0:32:42.000 --> 0:32:45.160
<v Speaker 2>that's I should commend you for this great lie.

0:32:45.280 --> 0:32:47.560
<v Speaker 1>So it took you how long to figure this out? Well?

0:32:47.600 --> 0:32:50.480
<v Speaker 2>I only realized when she told me went like today

0:32:51.080 --> 0:32:53.720
<v Speaker 2>it was a few days ago, because she she heard

0:32:54.240 --> 0:32:57.080
<v Speaker 2>we're talking about parenting lies and she was like, I

0:32:57.120 --> 0:32:59.600
<v Speaker 2>got a life for here, your little piece of ship.

0:33:00.040 --> 0:33:02.000
<v Speaker 1>I said, what do you mean? When we were younger,

0:33:02.840 --> 0:33:08.720
<v Speaker 1>we had a PlayStation one Vintage respect. We loved it.

0:33:09.840 --> 0:33:13.880
<v Speaker 1>What was it? Grand Tarismo? Ah? Why do I have

0:33:13.920 --> 0:33:16.080
<v Speaker 1>an direction for those of you who don't know. It's

0:33:16.120 --> 0:33:19.840
<v Speaker 1>a car racing game. We more than just that Domades. Sorry,

0:33:19.840 --> 0:33:20.920
<v Speaker 1>you're right, you're right.

0:33:21.640 --> 0:33:23.200
<v Speaker 2>And what she used to do because we were kind

0:33:23.200 --> 0:33:25.960
<v Speaker 2>of obsessed with the PlayStation when we first got it,

0:33:28.280 --> 0:33:33.360
<v Speaker 2>this is genius. She told us that it was a rental.

0:33:35.200 --> 0:33:38.640
<v Speaker 2>She said that the PlayStation it is not it is

0:33:38.680 --> 0:33:41.480
<v Speaker 2>not our PlayStation. She's rented it from video easy.

0:33:42.360 --> 0:33:46.600
<v Speaker 1>Ah, that is good. That is top shelf parenting from Elie.

0:33:46.640 --> 0:33:49.120
<v Speaker 2>And so we used to get the PlayStation in school

0:33:49.160 --> 0:33:54.000
<v Speaker 2>holidays only sometimes sometimes Mum would be like on the

0:33:54.040 --> 0:33:56.000
<v Speaker 2>weekend she'd be like, I'm going to do the shop.

0:33:56.040 --> 0:33:57.960
<v Speaker 1>It's going to I'm going to rent out of PlayStations

0:33:58.000 --> 0:34:02.160
<v Speaker 1>in the back of the car. So we would get it, and.

0:34:02.120 --> 0:34:04.040
<v Speaker 2>Then on the Sunday on the end of the holiday,

0:34:04.080 --> 0:34:05.840
<v Speaker 2>she'd be like, I've got to return the PlayStation back

0:34:05.880 --> 0:34:07.960
<v Speaker 2>to the shop because on the rental and we were like, oh,

0:34:08.320 --> 0:34:09.840
<v Speaker 2>I have one more week, and she'd be like, no,

0:34:09.960 --> 0:34:11.600
<v Speaker 2>I can't, that's got to go back.

0:34:11.640 --> 0:34:15.400
<v Speaker 1>It's booked out. I underestimated your mother. That is good stuff,

0:34:15.560 --> 0:34:16.000
<v Speaker 1>very good.

0:34:16.080 --> 0:34:18.840
<v Speaker 2>And so I only now realized that we in fact

0:34:19.040 --> 0:34:23.920
<v Speaker 2>owned outright that place, very owned PlayStation.

0:34:23.440 --> 0:34:25.680
<v Speaker 1>And you thought it was So I can picture you

0:34:25.719 --> 0:34:27.480
<v Speaker 1>at school being like, oh, I'm wait for school holidays,

0:34:27.520 --> 0:34:30.160
<v Speaker 1>Mum's going to rent the PlayStation and all your friends

0:34:30.160 --> 0:34:36.200
<v Speaker 1>that own the PlayStation, like I didn't want to say it.

0:34:36.840 --> 0:34:40.759
<v Speaker 1>I have one here from Molina which Melina, Congratulations, you're

0:34:40.760 --> 0:34:44.680
<v Speaker 1>a winner of a stuffed Maddie j or ashsh The

0:34:44.760 --> 0:34:47.360
<v Speaker 1>choice is yours. Don't rush into it. That's not whatever

0:34:47.440 --> 0:34:49.160
<v Speaker 1>you say. We're going to send you a bit of

0:34:49.239 --> 0:34:54.959
<v Speaker 1>an ash. You will get a message from producer Jess. Yes, congratulations. Yes,

0:34:55.080 --> 0:34:56.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to read it. You line. Now, that's what

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<v Speaker 1>we're here for. Melina says. I tell my kids that

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<v Speaker 1>the ice cream truck is the ambulance, so they freak

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<v Speaker 1>out every time. I thought she was going to say that,

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<v Speaker 1>like with the sound on, there are our ice cream.

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<v Speaker 1>That was just a classic.

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<v Speaker 2>That's where I thought it was going, the old classic

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<v Speaker 2>when the sirens are on for the ice cream truck.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no ice cream left, Just when you think you're

0:35:20.640 --> 0:35:23.680
<v Speaker 1>going down a path and she throws a right turn in.

0:35:24.160 --> 0:35:26.680
<v Speaker 1>Do you know what I feel sorry for? Quite often

0:35:26.920 --> 0:35:30.240
<v Speaker 1>the people who are the victims here, the innocent victims

0:35:30.239 --> 0:35:35.320
<v Speaker 1>of these lies, the driver, emergency services. Oh sorry, I

0:35:35.320 --> 0:35:40.040
<v Speaker 1>think about the ice cream truck. Drive miss I've got

0:35:40.160 --> 0:35:43.840
<v Speaker 1>bap all the parenting lines. You know, it's like police

0:35:43.880 --> 0:35:46.439
<v Speaker 1>and ambulance and I guess fire men. They're the ones

0:35:46.520 --> 0:35:49.120
<v Speaker 1>you never get a bad wrap in these painting lines. Yeah,

0:35:49.320 --> 0:35:51.279
<v Speaker 1>it's like we're not allowed to give a bad rap

0:35:51.360 --> 0:35:54.560
<v Speaker 1>because they're here to protect and serve Matthew. Same with

0:35:54.640 --> 0:35:58.200
<v Speaker 1>the ice cream driver. He's here to maybe not protect,

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<v Speaker 1>try and make a living, but to serve and make

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<v Speaker 1>a living.

0:36:00.800 --> 0:36:02.880
<v Speaker 2>Hey, we got we've got a question here. We are

0:36:02.960 --> 0:36:04.320
<v Speaker 2>running out of time, Ash.

0:36:04.080 --> 0:36:06.080
<v Speaker 1>Okay, great, but I'm going to squeeze in it one

0:36:06.840 --> 0:36:09.799
<v Speaker 1>quick question, if I may, I put it out there.

0:36:09.880 --> 0:36:12.200
<v Speaker 2>I've asked the Facebook group. Haven't had any answers back,

0:36:12.280 --> 0:36:14.480
<v Speaker 2>Jesse yet. We will continue on if people come back

0:36:14.520 --> 0:36:16.480
<v Speaker 2>with answers, we'll talk about it next week. But I

0:36:16.560 --> 0:36:19.240
<v Speaker 2>want to know from you. Have you or any parents

0:36:19.239 --> 0:36:22.160
<v Speaker 2>you know, regretted the name of their child. Yeah, my parents.

0:36:22.360 --> 0:36:25.000
<v Speaker 1>Ash is an Aordy name. No, no, no, okay, let

0:36:25.080 --> 0:36:27.600
<v Speaker 1>me let me take you down there on a journey please.

0:36:28.040 --> 0:36:30.960
<v Speaker 1>It was thankfully it was before I was born. But

0:36:31.000 --> 0:36:33.640
<v Speaker 1>they had settled on the name. Okay, they said it

0:36:33.640 --> 0:36:36.759
<v Speaker 1>on the name, believe it or not, Matthew. For me,

0:36:37.600 --> 0:36:40.640
<v Speaker 1>my name was set to be Matthew. That was they

0:36:40.640 --> 0:36:44.160
<v Speaker 1>had already told family friends, boy, we're gonna name me Matthew.

0:36:44.760 --> 0:36:46.880
<v Speaker 1>And one one day they were down the beach and

0:36:46.920 --> 0:36:50.399
<v Speaker 1>there was heaps of kids, heaps of families and mum

0:36:50.520 --> 0:36:55.360
<v Speaker 1>reckons that she spotted like four or five different parents

0:36:55.880 --> 0:37:01.279
<v Speaker 1>calling out to their child Matthew, and she decided she

0:37:01.400 --> 0:37:04.040
<v Speaker 1>regretted the telling everyone that that was going to be

0:37:04.080 --> 0:37:07.040
<v Speaker 1>my name, that she had decided she had changed it

0:37:07.320 --> 0:37:12.799
<v Speaker 1>to now Ashton. Dang, that's a true story. Call her

0:37:12.880 --> 0:37:15.560
<v Speaker 1>up right now. I believe it, Jane. I have time

0:37:15.560 --> 0:37:19.680
<v Speaker 1>for that next week. But yeah, so they regretted. There's

0:37:19.719 --> 0:37:21.799
<v Speaker 1>nothing wrong with your name. First of all, thank you.

0:37:21.960 --> 0:37:25.600
<v Speaker 1>Just everyone has it. And but my middle name is

0:37:25.640 --> 0:37:30.440
<v Speaker 1>now Matthew what Ashton William Matthew Wicks. I didn't know

0:37:30.440 --> 0:37:33.120
<v Speaker 1>you had had two middle names. Do you know anything

0:37:33.120 --> 0:37:37.200
<v Speaker 1>about me? I'most double agent. I feel like I'm sitting

0:37:37.200 --> 0:37:40.359
<v Speaker 1>across next to a stranger now, you know now, But yeah,

0:37:40.360 --> 0:37:42.799
<v Speaker 1>it was going to be Yeah, but I don't know

0:37:42.800 --> 0:37:46.000
<v Speaker 1>of anyone that's after the birth. I'm sure. I'm sure

0:37:46.000 --> 0:37:47.920
<v Speaker 1>it's happened. If you do have a story about it,

0:37:48.000 --> 0:37:49.759
<v Speaker 1>if someone out there has a story where it's like,

0:37:49.800 --> 0:37:52.960
<v Speaker 1>I name my kid Bob, and then I realized what

0:37:53.000 --> 0:37:56.440
<v Speaker 1>a big mistake like. Imagine accidentally naming your kid after

0:37:56.480 --> 0:37:58.759
<v Speaker 1>like a serial killer you didn't know, Like, there's an

0:37:58.760 --> 0:38:01.240
<v Speaker 1>episode of Seinfeld with a kid name was Joel Rifkin

0:38:01.320 --> 0:38:03.920
<v Speaker 1>and he was like one of the greatest murderers in

0:38:04.160 --> 0:38:09.720
<v Speaker 1>serial murders in the city's history. Have there been many Ivans? Oh,

0:38:10.480 --> 0:38:18.239
<v Speaker 1>Ivan Cleary, it's him. I did some digging online ash

0:38:18.320 --> 0:38:23.120
<v Speaker 1>and I've got it. Got some information here which is interesting, Okay,

0:38:23.400 --> 0:38:27.200
<v Speaker 1>very very random. Here is a list of declined baby

0:38:27.280 --> 0:38:32.239
<v Speaker 1>names from New Zealand twenty eighteen. Why that year and

0:38:32.320 --> 0:38:34.160
<v Speaker 1>in New Zealand? I do know it was published? And

0:38:34.200 --> 0:38:37.759
<v Speaker 1>did it just come up the first Google.

0:38:37.480 --> 0:38:39.520
<v Speaker 2>And it just come up that's the first one. Okay, okay,

0:38:39.560 --> 0:38:42.360
<v Speaker 2>laid on it must be good. I've also got like

0:38:42.360 --> 0:38:44.560
<v Speaker 2>a count number here. But how many times it was rejected?

0:38:45.360 --> 0:38:50.760
<v Speaker 1>Duke, emperor but then empress spelt normally, then Empress spelled

0:38:51.120 --> 0:38:55.560
<v Speaker 1>E M P R A H, Emperor and pro. I

0:38:55.560 --> 0:38:56.920
<v Speaker 1>thought you were going to say, they changed the E

0:38:57.080 --> 0:39:03.240
<v Speaker 1>to A three Roman numerals, just like the dash dash

0:39:03.600 --> 0:39:07.200
<v Speaker 1>rejected twice, like just the dashed like the second. What

0:39:07.880 --> 0:39:10.759
<v Speaker 1>are you confused with the tally or the name dash?

0:39:11.440 --> 0:39:20.120
<v Speaker 1>I guess what was rejected six times? King? It's oh yeah,

0:39:20.360 --> 0:39:24.440
<v Speaker 1>it's common wealth, Commonwealth. I think I think you name

0:39:24.520 --> 0:39:29.720
<v Speaker 1>me a kid. King It's it's arrogant. That's the highest

0:39:29.800 --> 0:39:34.719
<v Speaker 1>order Messiah. Messiah rejected twice, Prince rejected four times. I

0:39:34.760 --> 0:39:37.839
<v Speaker 1>used to work with a guy named Jesus. Jesus but

0:39:37.880 --> 0:39:40.000
<v Speaker 1>it's Jesus. Yeah. I love it when there's there's been

0:39:40.040 --> 0:39:41.000
<v Speaker 1>like multiple attempts.

0:39:41.080 --> 0:39:44.920
<v Speaker 2>So there's there's Prince, this Prince writer, there's Prince with

0:39:45.000 --> 0:39:47.880
<v Speaker 2>his zed and then Prince p r y n Ce.

0:39:48.600 --> 0:39:50.800
<v Speaker 1>They really wanted the name, trying not to get a

0:39:50.800 --> 0:39:57.240
<v Speaker 1>shadow band. But everyone wants the royal names. There's Royal, Royal, Royalty,

0:39:57.480 --> 0:40:02.480
<v Speaker 1>Chicken Royal, have you mean my chicken Royale Wicks? Why

0:40:02.480 --> 0:40:05.279
<v Speaker 1>would Saint Saint was rejected a lot. You can't call

0:40:05.320 --> 0:40:08.439
<v Speaker 1>the kids saint because it'll it'll backflip on you. There'll

0:40:08.480 --> 0:40:08.759
<v Speaker 1>be a.

0:40:08.719 --> 0:40:11.040
<v Speaker 2>Turn they will be they will be his name here

0:40:11.880 --> 0:40:18.680
<v Speaker 2>Justice j A h Justice, Hey Justice. But if you

0:40:18.800 --> 0:40:21.239
<v Speaker 2>know anyone, yes, who's had a name that has been

0:40:21.280 --> 0:40:25.000
<v Speaker 2>regretted after it was given, maybe does anyone had to change?

0:40:26.160 --> 0:40:27.359
<v Speaker 1>Surely it's out there.

0:40:27.520 --> 0:40:30.839
<v Speaker 2>My mum knew someone called Richard Orcock. Richard is now

0:40:31.000 --> 0:40:34.560
<v Speaker 2>they would abbreviate it to dick, cock or cock. They

0:40:34.560 --> 0:40:35.719
<v Speaker 2>didn't change it, they kept it.

0:40:36.000 --> 0:40:38.640
<v Speaker 1>I used to work with a guy. No, I didn't

0:40:38.640 --> 0:40:40.320
<v Speaker 1>work with him. He was one of the contractors on

0:40:40.360 --> 0:40:42.880
<v Speaker 1>the team, and I thought it did work with it.

0:40:43.080 --> 0:40:47.160
<v Speaker 1>I guess you can continue, okay. And I thought it

0:40:47.200 --> 0:40:50.360
<v Speaker 1>was a type that type, Paul. I thought it was

0:40:50.400 --> 0:40:53.600
<v Speaker 1>a type. Come on, I thought it was a typo.

0:40:54.280 --> 0:40:57.719
<v Speaker 1>There he is because his name was Michael Michaels, and

0:40:57.760 --> 0:41:01.240
<v Speaker 1>I thought that's wrong. And then I saw a copy

0:41:01.239 --> 0:41:03.520
<v Speaker 1>of his license and his name was Michael Michaels. What

0:41:03.680 --> 0:41:07.400
<v Speaker 1>is wrong with people? Not? What is wrong with Michael Michaels.

0:41:07.480 --> 0:41:10.200
<v Speaker 1>Have some fucking creativity? How did that? How do you

0:41:10.239 --> 0:41:12.400
<v Speaker 1>get there, Michael Michaels. But he was a fully grown man,

0:41:12.480 --> 0:41:16.480
<v Speaker 1>still rocking it, Michael Michaels. I mean credit to him. Yeah,

0:41:16.480 --> 0:41:19.080
<v Speaker 1>if you've got anything, please hit us up because I

0:41:19.160 --> 0:41:21.719
<v Speaker 1>think it's very interesting. I think what's very interesting is

0:41:21.760 --> 0:41:26.400
<v Speaker 1>that the rejected names and the Commonwealth because Duke, my

0:41:26.480 --> 0:41:30.239
<v Speaker 1>landlord's named kids. Landlord's kids name is Duke. If that's

0:41:30.360 --> 0:41:33.560
<v Speaker 1>legal or it's just rejected, well there is New Zealand.

0:41:34.360 --> 0:41:37.440
<v Speaker 1>Duke was rejected in New Zealand, sure the government or

0:41:37.440 --> 0:41:42.719
<v Speaker 1>by just people being like by the government, wow, official official, Okay, Well,

0:41:42.800 --> 0:41:45.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't know how he must be one of the

0:41:45.080 --> 0:41:47.640
<v Speaker 1>only dukes in Australia. Let's put a pin in their

0:41:47.800 --> 0:41:50.040
<v Speaker 1>because we're out of time, and let's bring it. Let's

0:41:50.120 --> 0:41:52.040
<v Speaker 1>bring it to lie. We'll talk about this next week.

0:41:52.080 --> 0:41:54.120
<v Speaker 1>Don't you worry? Great, don't you worry?

0:41:54.160 --> 0:41:57.520
<v Speaker 2>More bust trips, more kids' names, bringing you all the

0:41:57.520 --> 0:41:58.160
<v Speaker 2>good stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>If you've had a bad experience with one of these names,

0:42:01.120 --> 0:42:02.880
<v Speaker 1>like a kid, You've met a kid named King and

0:42:02.920 --> 0:42:04.319
<v Speaker 1>he was just an absolute piece of shit.

0:42:04.640 --> 0:42:07.960
<v Speaker 2>If you've had a trip on a bus and when

0:42:07.960 --> 0:42:09.120
<v Speaker 2>you want to talk about it.

0:42:09.160 --> 0:42:11.640
<v Speaker 1>We're here. If you've got a child that's falling over

0:42:11.680 --> 0:42:12.840
<v Speaker 1>on a bus, we want to hear about it. You

0:42:12.920 --> 0:42:14.880
<v Speaker 1>want to hear about it, send us, Send us it in,

0:42:15.040 --> 0:42:18.279
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<v Speaker 1>Block you, but do it. Otherwise, you can join us

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<v Speaker 1>were matte on do that again.

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<v Speaker 2>On Instagram, TikTok and Facebook at two Doting Dads or

0:42:49.360 --> 0:42:52.640
<v Speaker 2>something similar. We also ash We talked about the T shirts.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I didn't wear mone today because they're on washed.

0:42:54.800 --> 0:42:58.319
<v Speaker 1>That's okay. It is not currently live, but by the

0:42:58.360 --> 0:43:01.439
<v Speaker 1>time this episode goes out, I don't want to jinx it,

0:43:01.440 --> 0:43:04.399
<v Speaker 1>it will be live. Two Doning Dads when is it

0:43:04.520 --> 0:43:09.040
<v Speaker 1>dot com? Two Doning Dads dot com? There is no

0:43:09.400 --> 0:43:11.120
<v Speaker 1>why I wasn't sure it was dot a U S.

0:43:11.400 --> 0:43:15.799
<v Speaker 1>I should have trusted you should. Sorry, I'm sorry about that.

0:43:15.960 --> 0:43:18.000
<v Speaker 1>I used to I could have been a Matthew and

0:43:18.040 --> 0:43:20.360
<v Speaker 1>there's no trust. I have Matthew from middle there's no

0:43:20.440 --> 0:43:23.320
<v Speaker 1>trus there's no trust. Okay, just quickly go on before

0:43:23.320 --> 0:43:25.240
<v Speaker 1>we go. This episode comes out of my mum's birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>So happy birthday, mum. She doesn't listen, so she won't

0:43:28.000 --> 0:43:29.600
<v Speaker 1>hear this, so that was so that was a waste

0:43:29.600 --> 0:43:35.120
<v Speaker 1>of way. Thank you, mum. How old is she turning

0:43:35.239 --> 0:43:39.759
<v Speaker 1>sixty three? She's young? Wow, we can get her a

0:43:39.760 --> 0:43:42.320
<v Speaker 1>T shirt because the T shirts are now available to purchase.

0:43:42.400 --> 0:43:43.600
<v Speaker 1>There's a shop section.

0:43:44.560 --> 0:43:48.160
<v Speaker 2>We will say we only have men's sizes, but there

0:43:48.160 --> 0:43:51.560
<v Speaker 2>are unisex T shirt. There's photos of your beautiful wife.

0:43:51.440 --> 0:43:54.040
<v Speaker 1>And you're beautiful. Thank you very much. Stop eating one

0:43:54.400 --> 0:43:57.080
<v Speaker 1>run back at you. They are wearing your refuge. You

0:43:57.120 --> 0:43:59.200
<v Speaker 1>can you can see what sciences they're wearing. It's an

0:43:59.239 --> 0:44:01.200
<v Speaker 1>over sized T shirt. Yeah, aprins in a medium. We

0:44:01.239 --> 0:44:05.160
<v Speaker 1>have a purple white, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful shirt. Get into

0:44:05.160 --> 0:44:07.239
<v Speaker 1>it and soft toys and soft toys are able to

0:44:07.239 --> 0:44:08.360
<v Speaker 1>purchase through this. We have four.

0:44:10.800 --> 0:44:12.759
<v Speaker 2>We'll go to two Doting Dads dot com to check

0:44:12.800 --> 0:44:13.640
<v Speaker 2>it out and we'll chat to.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys soon. Fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

0:44:25.560 --> 0:44:29.239
<v Speaker 2>throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

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<v Speaker 1>We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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<v Speaker 1>and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander

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<v Speaker 1>peoples today