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Speaker 1: Ah, Matt, before we do get started. So I just

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Speaker 1: wanted to thank you some travel advice. What did I

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Speaker 1: tell you? It was last year on the way to Vegas.

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Speaker 1: I had a conundrum, I had a thought, and then

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Speaker 1: it until I got back on the plane this year.

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Speaker 1: What did I do? Well? Why don't you start the episode?

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Speaker 2: Okay, welcome back to Two Doing Dads. I am Maddie

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Speaker 2: Jays and this is a podcast all about parenting.

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Speaker 1: It is the good, it is the bad and the relatable.

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Speaker 1: And if you come for advice.

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Speaker 2: Sorry oops, wrong podcast, not us, see ya.

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Speaker 1: No, actually stay advice as if you come for advice,

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Speaker 1: not us. Anyway, what was the advice advice we do have? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Last year we went to Vegas together and I quite

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Speaker 1: I don't like flying because I'm uncomfortable in a particular way,

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Speaker 1: so back or just anxiety?

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Speaker 2: What's thorting my farts in wit if you're on a

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Speaker 1: Thank you? I took that advice this time traveled so

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Speaker 1: comfortably where they smelly? Oh yeah, I was like, I

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Speaker 1: think one of them woke me up. I got on

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Speaker 2: Apparently, apparently, I don't know if there's any science behind this,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you got to do that.

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Speaker 2: Apparently that's what because I wee a lot when I'm

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Speaker 1: Well, it could be different from you do you fart

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Speaker 2: That is the number one complaint that I get from Laura.

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Speaker 2: Looks it was raining when I put out the stuff,

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Speaker 2: I had this blackboard with magnets that that was out there.

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Speaker 1: It's better than therapy, is April loves and my going

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Speaker 1: That's a friend of mine owns a company called my Bins,

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Speaker 1: it was necessary family day, because every day's family. I

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Speaker 1: have a family. Every day I have a family. So

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Speaker 1: what you're saying to me is the first six days

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Speaker 1: Obviously not? Did you say that? No, I want to

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Speaker 1: to the football which first game of the year. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna I'm going to sink some tins. Football was on Saturday, Saturday.

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Speaker 2: Night, right, So she was just like, Hey, don't forget

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Speaker 1: Family Day tomorrow. I just come back from Vegas. I

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Speaker 1: get it. She was like, do whatever you like tonight,

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Speaker 1: know what that means. Noted, that means get up in

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Speaker 1: the morning. And you're very very I'm very observant taking information.

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Speaker 1: And I woke up the next day bit Dusty and

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Speaker 1: April said it's family Day. I said, what are we

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Speaker 1: doing today then? And she said, We're going to take

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Speaker 1: a bus to the Big Shops, which is you know,

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Speaker 1: like a decent bus trip to a bigger shopping center,

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Speaker 1: which just at ring them all. So we've got like

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Speaker 1: a small one in worriing, like worry would square where

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Speaker 1: did you take me that time? That's just where I

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Speaker 1: great shops, great shops. Perfect for me, but not big

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Speaker 1: enough for April, not big enough for family day. But

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Speaker 1: she was like, it's an adventure and it's like Macy

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Speaker 1: had never been on a bus. Oscar has but as

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Speaker 1: you know, on the Northern Beaches, we've got the double

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Speaker 1: decker bus. Yeah you guys, you guys must be thank

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Speaker 1: you trade my chamis needy and I was like, oh okay,

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Speaker 1: it was a bit dusty. I was like, well, let's

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Speaker 1: go down. We drove down to the bus stop. We

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Speaker 1: there's a few spots like that's annoying way through, which

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Speaker 1: is still good, but it's Macey was petrified like she

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden they're on the road unhinged. So

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Speaker 1: she was petrified all the way there, and Oscar the

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Speaker 1: whole time was like, I'm board, on board, and then

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Speaker 1: we get off the bus and I was like, that

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Speaker 1: was amazing. And I was like, I don't know, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I don't think they just say that to

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Speaker 1: fill the gap when there's nothing to say. They're just like,

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Speaker 1: just like continuous. I wonder where he gets from. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: we did the shopping. Yep, what are you buying? On

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Speaker 1: family Day? April needed some tights before and the kids

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Speaker 1: wanted to look at toys at a different shop. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what are the times for just exercise? Exercise? Yeah? Nice?

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Speaker 1: Anyone wants to give my wafe some tights she needs?

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Speaker 1: Did April get the tights? No? Ah? What classic get

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Speaker 1: all the way to the big shops. No tights. I

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Speaker 1: was like, not a single tight. No. She tried on

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Speaker 1: some and I just found seats to sit in. That's

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Speaker 1: pretty much all. She wasn't happy with the tights. Wasn't

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Speaker 1: happy with it. Okay, okay, a bit painful, but look, honestly,

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Speaker 1: I don't really have a leg to stand on. I've

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Speaker 1: for the trip. Is April listened to these episodes, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'd love to know what was wrong with the tights.

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Speaker 1: Camel tooe. That's not even a joke, very particular my wife. Sorry, everybody,

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Speaker 1: let's get back on track. We're getting back on the bus.

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Speaker 1: Macey's brave again. She wants to walk on her own

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Speaker 1: She got on. She's quickly scared again and she's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: where's the driver? She kept pointing, like where's the driver?

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Speaker 1: Did you explain to her or you like, I don't

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Speaker 1: know where it is. I was like, it's on the roof.

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Speaker 1: She was just like, oh, so we stopped. We'll let

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Speaker 1: the kids press the button. They love pressing buttons. They're like,

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Speaker 1: press the button for every stop. And we stopped it

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Speaker 1: Narrabeene to get off, and Macey they were they pressing

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Speaker 1: for not their stop, like because thankfully it's sort of

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Speaker 1: bus that stops at that main only the main stops anyway.

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Speaker 2: Because the best way to piss off a bus driver

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Speaker 2: is to press the stop button and no one gets off.

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Speaker 1: Anyway. We get to Narrabeene and it's Macy's brave again

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Speaker 1: steep steps. Can I just say it's I get I

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Speaker 1: get stressed out when the bus stops. You don't have

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Speaker 1: is what happened. Macy wanted to get off on herself,

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Speaker 1: took forever fucking grab her stop. Oh god, she latched

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Speaker 1: onto the railing, missed the stop. I'm en route to

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Speaker 1: Mona Vail. Did anyone get off the bus. It was April. No,

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Speaker 1: no one, We're all stuck behind Macy. Would you yell

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Speaker 1: out say hey, it was too late, we will move.

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Speaker 1: We're on the go. And we had to go to

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Speaker 1: the next bus stop. Where did you guys end up?

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Speaker 1: The next bus stop, which is the next suburb. Get off,

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Speaker 1: walk across, Walk across the busy main road back to

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Speaker 1: Is she having naps still? Yeah? Oh god? So where

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Speaker 1: Did you have any food on you? We had some? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they did have like little lunchboxes thing. Thank god? What

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Speaker 1: about me, Matthew? Sorry? Yeah, I hung over as fu

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm on a bars the whole time,

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Speaker 1: Like I had a porto at the shops. Did you

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Speaker 1: have chips? Oh? Yeah, for God's sake, what do you

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Speaker 1: the thing. A meal is not complete without chips. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but chips for you are like valiant. I I ate

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Speaker 2: Whatever you when we have lunch here and we have

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Speaker 2: some chippies, I'm worried about you driving home.

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Speaker 1: Comatosed. Just the potato, the starchy potato does it for me.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what really gets me? When you're dipping

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Speaker 1: chips in potato and gravy. Think of that one type

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Speaker 1: you've got You've got to stop doing it to yourself.

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Speaker 1: I love it. But I was on the bus very

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Speaker 1: much like, oh man, I can't wait to get off

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Speaker 1: this bus next minute, I'm fucking missing the stop doing

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Speaker 1: a complete uti. Did you get home? We got home

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Speaker 1: and I fell straight asleep like three hours. It's a

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Speaker 1: big day for me. Family day is a big day

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Speaker 1: for ad. And then we yeah, spent the rest of

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Speaker 1: the day at the park. That sounds awful. But the

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Speaker 1: bus trip April stupidly leant over to me to go

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Speaker 1: I wish we drove and I was like, you fucking idiot, Like,

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Speaker 1: don't you dare tell me that, because I would have

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Speaker 1: drove us to get home be on the bus. Buses.

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Speaker 1: Bus is fun, but you know it is more fun

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Speaker 1: electric bikes. Yes, feel me? And I did see that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got my electric bike on the weekend. What are

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Speaker 1: it's low. I don't want that look for me. I

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Speaker 1: love it. I love that bike. I want one, honestly.

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Speaker 1: I like the idea of the kids on the back,

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Speaker 1: like Osco, I've got him on the front of mine?

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Speaker 1: Is yours? A fat boy? What's your bonds? A fucking

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Speaker 1: juicy boy? Is it cool? Fat boy? Is that the brand?

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Speaker 1: A brand called fat boy? I got a Drodi and

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Speaker 1: you one on the way, you have a cool one.

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Speaker 2: I've got two kids, and I didn't like the idea

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Speaker 1: One of the backs I've got. I've got the one

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Speaker 1: but it's got small wheels, way more practice. It's aqua.

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Speaker 2: It's aqua color aqua, and I wish it was more

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Speaker 1: I wish it was black. I wish it was, you

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Speaker 1: could we can paint it. I'm not going to paint it,

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Speaker 1: which gets to scrap up a subscription. I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: what's a subscription? Yeah, just run me through that, Okay.

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Speaker 1: So you pay an amount of money per week like

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Speaker 1: a rental. Yeah, subscription. They're pretty much just does it

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Speaker 1: rent to own? Subscribe to own? Ah? No, So if

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Speaker 1: we fuck it o, it's you've got to pay for

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Speaker 1: the whole thing a little bit. Yeah, But the kids

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Speaker 2: Kids absolutely enjoy it, and it's a little bit hairy

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Speaker 2: at some points on the road. At daycare this morning,

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Speaker 2: But little Chassy mcghazzy, my niece, she was a bit

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Speaker 1: She's like, never been on a bike. Where's zebelt? She's

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Speaker 1: never been on a bike before. Well, she's been a

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Speaker 1: where she was like how does this thing work? Lola's

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Speaker 1: there strapped in.

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Speaker 2: She's got a baby seat, and then there's just two

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Speaker 2: little handle bars. Yeah, I saw that, and so I

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Speaker 2: put Chazy there. And then there's certain points we go downhill,

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Speaker 2: we get like forty k's an hour.

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Speaker 1: They do zip and I'm like, you guys have fun

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Speaker 1: back there. I was like slow. She even goes what

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Speaker 1: happens if I fall out? And I said, just hold on,

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Speaker 1: You're not going to fall if you hold it on. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what I said. She was freaking the hell. Lola

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Speaker 1: was like, she's loving it. She's sitting in the back

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Speaker 1: there having a cigarette. She's just like faster driver. April

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Speaker 1: like same thing she gets on every now and then

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Speaker 1: on she's got Yeah, she's really on the love handles too.

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Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question? No? Yeah, go, You're

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Speaker 2: I just want to know if I've done the wrong thing. Here,

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Speaker 2: wait on me, go Okay, have I done the wrong thing?

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Speaker 1: Or is Laura in the wrong At the moment, I'm

427
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:17,280
Speaker 1: doing all of the daycare drop offs with Lola on

428
00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:20,280
Speaker 1: the bike from now from this point on bikes other

429
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:24,920
Speaker 1: than rain weather permitting Lola. I don't know if I

430
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:25,320
Speaker 1: mentioned this.

431
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:28,920
Speaker 2: She's at a new daycare, really struggling with the drop offs,

432
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:33,360
Speaker 2: really struggling. We're now six seven, eight weeks in tears

433
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:39,600
Speaker 2: most mornings. It's hard. And then this morning, Lola's like,

434
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:42,280
Speaker 2: I'm going to bring this toy. And she had this

435
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:45,440
Speaker 2: big bunny that's giant. It's like, you know, big guy.

436
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,679
Speaker 2: You push a button on its belly and it sings

437
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:48,880
Speaker 2: a song and it dances.

438
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:52,800
Speaker 1: Right, you're not allowed that to take care. You're not

439
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:56,360
Speaker 1: allowed to take I want I get you kids kid

440
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:59,720
Speaker 1: you know kids, right, yeah? Kids, kids, two kids. I'm

441
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:00,800
Speaker 1: just so.

442
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:02,760
Speaker 2: Lola's like, I'm bringing this thing and I'm like, you're

443
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,399
Speaker 2: not bringing that thing, and she's like, but I'm allowed to.

444
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:05,720
Speaker 2: And I said, well, who said you're allowed to? You

445
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,560
Speaker 2: gues Mom told me? And I was like, there's no

446
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:10,760
Speaker 2: way that mom has said yes to this, and so

447
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm going to fucking get you here, Lola.

448
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:17,119
Speaker 1: I was like, did mom really say that? Let's give

449
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:17,680
Speaker 1: her a call.

450
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:22,560
Speaker 2: So I call Laura on speaker next to Lola who's

451
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:23,680
Speaker 2: holding the bunny.

452
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,120
Speaker 1: And I was like, fucking you're going to learn. You're

453
00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:28,240
Speaker 1: going to get called out here, Lola lie to me

454
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:31,439
Speaker 1: and say, tell me that your mother has allowed this.

455
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:34,400
Speaker 1: Please try they try and play you against each other.

456
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,320
Speaker 2: She was trying to play me, and I was like, no,

457
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,720
Speaker 2: on my watch, pow. I love where this is going

458
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:41,280
Speaker 2: so cool Laura, And I said, did you say to Lola?

459
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:47,760
Speaker 1: Look at Laura. Did you say to Lola? You did

460
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,639
Speaker 1: she could bring the bunny rabbit, the one that it

461
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:57,160
Speaker 1: sings and it dances. And then Laura goes, yeah, okay, okay,

462
00:23:57,280 --> 00:24:01,880
Speaker 1: they're in cahoots those two. You're never gonna Lola in particular,

463
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,560
Speaker 1: You're never gonna They've already had this chat.

464
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,879
Speaker 2: Oh yeah last night. Yeah, I don't know where I was.

465
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:10,359
Speaker 2: They've they've they've gone.

466
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:12,680
Speaker 1: We'll loop him in when the time comes, because if

467
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:15,600
Speaker 1: we loop him in now, it'll be a problem from

468
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 1: now until we leave. But if I loop him in

469
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,160
Speaker 1: when we leave, it's only a problem for that long.

470
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 1: So I said to Laura, what do you mean you

471
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 1: said yes to the toy? And she goes, well, we

472
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:31,119
Speaker 1: had a conversation that if there was anything that would

473
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:33,720
Speaker 1: help Lola with a drop off process, make it a

474
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:37,640
Speaker 1: bit easier for her, we would allow it and I say, yeah,

475
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,960
Speaker 1: but you know the rules at daycare, no toys that

476
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 1: make any noise. You're allowed like a.

477
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:44,200
Speaker 2: Little soft toy that they can have as a comforter.

478
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,919
Speaker 2: And she goes, I didn't know that. I may have

479
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:51,160
Speaker 2: said something, may have said something which was fighting words.

480
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:56,080
Speaker 1: I'm going to just quickly say it's it's on for Laura.

481
00:24:56,440 --> 00:25:00,119
Speaker 1: That's a great I think she's what she's doing there

482
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:03,240
Speaker 1: is she's trying to make your life easier for drop off.

483
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 1: So I'm going to just quickly jump on her side

484
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 1: and say because you did mention anything that makes it

485
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,399
Speaker 1: easier for her, I'm then.

486
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:15,160
Speaker 2: Going to feel the wrath from daycare when I come

487
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 2: in there.

488
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:18,520
Speaker 1: Stand up to the man. I can't do rules as rules.

489
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,399
Speaker 1: You know that break a few rules, can't. I'm the

490
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:24,760
Speaker 1: new guy. I'm playing by the rules. No be a rogue,

491
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:25,919
Speaker 1: go rogue.

492
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,320
Speaker 2: Why I said to Laura when she was like, well,

493
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:30,840
Speaker 2: I didn't know that, And I said, yeah you would

494
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:33,040
Speaker 2: if you went to any of the orientation days.

495
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:38,200
Speaker 1: Where did you sleep last night? Well that was this morning?

496
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,680
Speaker 1: Where you sleeping at night? How did that go down? Yeah? Really?

497
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:41,960
Speaker 2: Well?

498
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:44,160
Speaker 1: Yeah good? I thought I thought that might be the case,

499
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,639
Speaker 1: she would have taken that on the chin. Laura, of

500
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 1: all people, would have really taken that on the chin.

501
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:53,880
Speaker 2: And so then so then I've got a situation where

502
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,160
Speaker 2: I've now got a very angry wife.

503
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 1: I've also got Lola who's in tears. And I'm not

504
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,800
Speaker 1: stepping down for no one. I'm going to say that

505
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:06,399
Speaker 1: you so you needed to put your pride aside at

506
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:13,280
Speaker 1: that moment. So I hung up, and then, oh, oh

507
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 1: my god, help yourself. I'm on Laura's side. I think, Laura,

508
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,880
Speaker 1: my arm's trying to make it easier for Lola and

509
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 1: you and you fighting it is causing more of a problem.

510
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 1: But surely every parent, everyone who's had any kind of

511
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 1: experience with daycare knows that you're not allowed a toy

512
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 1: other than like a little soft toy, jump on board

513
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:37,120
Speaker 1: and sneak it in.

514
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:41,760
Speaker 2: But then, but then I'm setting Lola up to fail.

515
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:43,640
Speaker 1: She's going to get it taken away from her. She's

516
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:47,120
Speaker 1: going to hate daycare even more. You're making about a point,

517
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:50,920
Speaker 1: but I'm more what's easier for me, you know what

518
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,919
Speaker 1: I mean? Like, my kids do the same thing. I

519
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 1: think all kids do the same thing. Where they go

520
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:56,840
Speaker 1: I want to take this because they want to show

521
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 1: their friends. I now just say, if we're in the car,

522
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,560
Speaker 1: I say take it, but you're to leave it in

523
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 1: the car. You tried that one? No, No, it works

524
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 1: if they strap it into their own seat. It's fun

525
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:12,680
Speaker 1: little game. Move on. But I'm with Laura to say,

526
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 1: whatever is it? Because she's struggling. She wasn't struggling. I'm

527
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:19,159
Speaker 1: on a different side. But because she's struggling, and we

528
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,359
Speaker 1: had this conversation when you're in the jungle that Lola

529
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 1: was really upset. And now we're doubt how many more

530
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,640
Speaker 1: weeks down the track and it's still happening. It's months.

531
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 1: Break some rules for your kids, bro. Consider in silence,

532
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:37,199
Speaker 1: did Laura message you before we recorded? No? Why? I

533
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 1: just don't know. It just seems like you're very much

534
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:42,960
Speaker 1: on her team. I would it would I would suffer

535
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 1: more if I was to jump onto your team. But

536
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:49,439
Speaker 1: I think you got to bend some rules every now

537
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:52,360
Speaker 1: and then. I get that they might take it off her,

538
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,240
Speaker 1: but I don't think they're going to hastily take it

539
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,679
Speaker 1: off her, are they? And if they did, then you

540
00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:00,920
Speaker 1: know this is the wrong day, the wrong daycare game.

541
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:04,159
Speaker 1: I'll digest this conversation. I know you're not happy with me.

542
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 1: I can see it that or you're hungry. I can't

543
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 1: work out which one of it is. But I can't

544
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 1: sit here and take your side all the time. Let's

545
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,120
Speaker 1: move this along. Okay, So where do we end up?

546
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 1: You haven't spoken to what synth of you? Now? I

547
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 1: got to call it after this and what what's going

548
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 1: to happen? What's gonna happen on the phone. Are you're

549
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,639
Speaker 1: going to I know you you're not apologize. I'm going

550
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 1: to back down. I don't apologize. You are not. Have

551
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 1: I gotten through? I don't know. I've got a big

552
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 1: quick question for you. Do your kids have any I've

553
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 1: got a real big question for you. You're ready for this,

554
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 1: big boy? Go on? What do you got? It's better

555
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 1: be good. I wanted to ask if your kids have

556
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:48,080
Speaker 1: any allergies, because you don't what going to school now

557
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,600
Speaker 1: and there's like they're not allergy that everyone fucking talks about.

558
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 1: What have you got for me? I only have one

559
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 1: allergy and it's two penicillin, A specific type of penicillin.

560
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 1: But why I asked you? Because obviously sometimes it gets

561
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 1: passed down to kids and kids have. Macy's allergic to

562
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 1: something which is devastating. Chocolate band aids what she's allergic

563
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 1: to the other day, that's not devastating. That's a great result. No,

564
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 1: it's not. Because now anytime she hurts herself and she

565
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 1: wants a band aid, I can't give a one because

566
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 1: she breaks out in a rash. You ever a kiss,

567
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 1: bro No, And she doesn't understand why Oscar gets band

568
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 1: aids and she doesn't get banned, So now she feels

569
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 1: like she's missing out, So then she's even more upset.

570
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 1: I do band aids.

571
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 2: I'm going to say that's one of the biggest expenses

572
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 2: in this household is buying band aids. But we've got

573
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 2: a band we churned through the band aids. Dude, but

574
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 2: I still have.

575
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 1: To buy them. But I have to buy them and

576
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 1: then not give them to her. It's even worse. Stop

577
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 1: the band aids. No band aids in the house anymore.

578
00:29:53,240 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 1: Oscar's bleeding out. I'm sorry to blame. Your sister wears

579
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 1: them like an accessory.

580
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 2: I brush her hair, get her teeth done, and then

581
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 2: she's like, where's band aid I'm like, fuck, I know,

582
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 2: I just put one on her we like, we're going

583
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 2: through a pack a week.

584
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 1: At the moment, Macy has got like four blisters from

585
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 1: these sandals that she wore. Can't put a band aid

586
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 1: on it? Well, hang on a secon. If you're gone

587
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 1: to the big shops, get her a new pair of shoes.

588
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 1: Were We had to because that's how we found out

589
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 1: that she just all of a sudden one day grown

590
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 1: out of these shoes they were she one day fine,

591
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 1: next day Crocs no, bro get her and cross no,

592
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 1: because she wears crocs and she's a classic foot track.

593
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 1: She trips over everywhere. She's like a bumbling mess. You

594
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 1: put crocs on my daughter and you literally at my

595
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 1: back of you saw from picking her up off the ground.

596
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 1: When's her birthday? Just put this way I can startle

597
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:48,480
Speaker 1: Macy and she falls over. Think about that and then

598
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 1: add crocs into that. Put crocs in there and she's

599
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 1: got something.

600
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 2: Hey, you gave me advice and I took it. I'm

601
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 2: giving you advice. All I'm saying, hear me out. Don't

602
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 2: interrupt me, don't interrupt me. Don't put your finger down. Okay,

603
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:08,720
Speaker 2: I'm saying two things. Okay, band aids oscar is now

604
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:11,719
Speaker 2: allergic as well. They're out of the house. Okay, you're

605
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 2: gonna lie to him.

606
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 1: It's terrible, okay. And then secondly, crocs for Macy. Okay,

607
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 1: let me just flip that on here for a second. Please.

608
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 1: Oscar falls over, bleeding everywhere, got no band aids? One two,

609
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 1: I put crocs on Macy. She falls over, she bleeds everywhere.

610
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 1: Then pick up of band aids on her anyway. Well,

611
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to otherwise it cuts, will stoup, blistering.

612
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 1: So she's take it. We're going around in circles. If

613
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 1: Oscar is bleeding out, take him to the hospital. Moving on.

614
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:46,720
Speaker 1: I can't afford it. It's moving on, moving along here quickly,

615
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,479
Speaker 1: she's a list of band aids. Be it heasy. If

616
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 1: I think and she breaks out in a rash, it's

617
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 1: a nightmare. And moving right along, ash, we're going into

618
00:31:56,640 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 1: parenting lies. Dare you move me along? Tell me loud,

619
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:08,960
Speaker 1: tell me what have you got for me? Big? Go

620
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 1: my mom. I don't know where she is, by the way,

621
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 1: lost her in the house again. She was she can't

622
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 1: get that fast.

623
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 2: She was here before I was had a recording because

624
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 2: I was going to get her to tell her lie,

625
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 2: But then she fucking disappeared. I don't know where she

626
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 2: is La Jinx. Someone's think we should fuck Sorry. So

627
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 2: she told me this lie from when we were younger. Okay,

628
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 2: it was a very clever lie. And I said, firstly

629
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:41,720
Speaker 2: I was offended. I was upset, and then I said, actually, no,

630
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 2: that's I should commend you for this great lie.

631
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 1: So it took you how long to figure this out? Well?

632
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 2: I only realized when she told me went like today

633
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:53,720
Speaker 2: it was a few days ago, because she she heard

634
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 2: we're talking about parenting lies and she was like, I

635
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 2: got a life for here, your little piece of ship.

636
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 1: I said, what do you mean? When we were younger,

637
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:08,720
Speaker 1: we had a PlayStation one Vintage respect. We loved it.

638
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 1: What was it? Grand Tarismo? Ah? Why do I have

639
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Speaker 1: an direction for those of you who don't know. It's

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Speaker 1: a car racing game. We more than just that Domades. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: you're right, you're right.

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Speaker 2: And what she used to do because we were kind

643
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Speaker 2: of obsessed with the PlayStation when we first got it,

644
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Speaker 2: this is genius. She told us that it was a rental.

645
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Speaker 2: She said that the PlayStation it is not it is

646
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Speaker 2: not our PlayStation. She's rented it from video easy.

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Speaker 1: Ah, that is good. That is top shelf parenting from Elie.

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Speaker 2: And so we used to get the PlayStation in school

649
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Speaker 2: holidays only sometimes sometimes Mum would be like on the

650
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Speaker 2: weekend she'd be like, I'm going to do the shop.

651
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Speaker 1: It's going to I'm going to rent out of PlayStations

652
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Speaker 1: in the back of the car. So we would get it, and.

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Speaker 2: Then on the Sunday on the end of the holiday,

654
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Speaker 2: she'd be like, I've got to return the PlayStation back

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Speaker 2: to the shop because on the rental and we were like, oh,

656
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Speaker 2: I have one more week, and she'd be like, no,

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Speaker 2: I can't, that's got to go back.

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Speaker 1: It's booked out. I underestimated your mother. That is good stuff,

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Speaker 1: very good.

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Speaker 2: And so I only now realized that we in fact

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Speaker 2: owned outright that place, very owned PlayStation.

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Speaker 1: And you thought it was So I can picture you

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Speaker 1: at school being like, oh, I'm wait for school holidays,

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Speaker 1: Mum's going to rent the PlayStation and all your friends

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Speaker 1: that own the PlayStation, like I didn't want to say it.

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Speaker 1: I have one here from Molina which Melina, Congratulations, you're

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Speaker 1: a winner of a stuffed Maddie j or ashsh The

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00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:47,360
Speaker 1: choice is yours. Don't rush into it. That's not whatever

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Speaker 1: you say. We're going to send you a bit of

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Speaker 1: an ash. You will get a message from producer Jess. Yes, congratulations. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to read it. You line. Now, that's what

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Speaker 1: we're here for. Melina says. I tell my kids that

673
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 1: the ice cream truck is the ambulance, so they freak

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Speaker 1: out every time. I thought she was going to say that,

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Speaker 1: like with the sound on, there are our ice cream.

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Speaker 1: That was just a classic.

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Speaker 2: That's where I thought it was going, the old classic

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Speaker 2: when the sirens are on for the ice cream truck.

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Speaker 1: No, no ice cream left, Just when you think you're

680
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 1: going down a path and she throws a right turn in.

681
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 1: Do you know what I feel sorry for? Quite often

682
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:30,240
Speaker 1: the people who are the victims here, the innocent victims

683
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:35,320
Speaker 1: of these lies, the driver, emergency services. Oh sorry, I

684
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 1: think about the ice cream truck. Drive miss I've got

685
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:43,840
Speaker 1: bap all the parenting lines. You know, it's like police

686
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,439
Speaker 1: and ambulance and I guess fire men. They're the ones

687
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 1: you never get a bad wrap in these painting lines. Yeah,

688
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,279
Speaker 1: it's like we're not allowed to give a bad rap

689
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 1: because they're here to protect and serve Matthew. Same with

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Speaker 1: the ice cream driver. He's here to maybe not protect,

691
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Speaker 1: try and make a living, but to serve and make

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Speaker 1: a living.

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Speaker 2: Hey, we got we've got a question here. We are

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Speaker 2: running out of time, Ash.

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Speaker 1: Okay, great, but I'm going to squeeze in it one

696
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,799
Speaker 1: quick question, if I may, I put it out there.

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Speaker 2: I've asked the Facebook group. Haven't had any answers back,

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Speaker 2: Jesse yet. We will continue on if people come back

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Speaker 2: with answers, we'll talk about it next week. But I

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Speaker 2: want to know from you. Have you or any parents

701
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 2: you know, regretted the name of their child. Yeah, my parents.

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00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 1: Ash is an Aordy name. No, no, no, okay, let

703
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 1: me let me take you down there on a journey please.

704
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 1: It was thankfully it was before I was born. But

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00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 1: they had settled on the name. Okay, they said it

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00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:36,759
Speaker 1: on the name, believe it or not, Matthew. For me,

707
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 1: my name was set to be Matthew. That was they

708
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 1: had already told family friends, boy, we're gonna name me Matthew.

709
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:46,880
Speaker 1: And one one day they were down the beach and

710
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:50,399
Speaker 1: there was heaps of kids, heaps of families and mum

711
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:55,360
Speaker 1: reckons that she spotted like four or five different parents

712
00:36:55,880 --> 00:37:01,279
Speaker 1: calling out to their child Matthew, and she decided she

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00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 1: regretted the telling everyone that that was going to be

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Speaker 1: my name, that she had decided she had changed it

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00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:12,799
Speaker 1: to now Ashton. Dang, that's a true story. Call her

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Speaker 1: up right now. I believe it, Jane. I have time

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00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 1: for that next week. But yeah, so they regretted. There's

718
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:21,799
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with your name. First of all, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Just everyone has it. And but my middle name is

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00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:30,440
Speaker 1: now Matthew what Ashton William Matthew Wicks. I didn't know

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Speaker 1: you had had two middle names. Do you know anything

722
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 1: about me? I'most double agent. I feel like I'm sitting

723
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:40,359
Speaker 1: across next to a stranger now, you know now, But yeah,

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00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,799
Speaker 1: it was going to be Yeah, but I don't know

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Speaker 1: of anyone that's after the birth. I'm sure. I'm sure

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00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 1: it's happened. If you do have a story about it,

727
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,759
Speaker 1: if someone out there has a story where it's like,

728
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 1: I name my kid Bob, and then I realized what

729
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 1: a big mistake like. Imagine accidentally naming your kid after

730
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:58,759
Speaker 1: like a serial killer you didn't know, Like, there's an

731
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Speaker 1: episode of Seinfeld with a kid name was Joel Rifkin

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00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,920
Speaker 1: and he was like one of the greatest murderers in

733
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:09,720
Speaker 1: serial murders in the city's history. Have there been many Ivans? Oh,

734
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Speaker 1: Ivan Cleary, it's him. I did some digging online ash

735
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:23,120
Speaker 1: and I've got it. Got some information here which is interesting, Okay,

736
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Speaker 1: very very random. Here is a list of declined baby

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Speaker 1: names from New Zealand twenty eighteen. Why that year and

738
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Speaker 1: in New Zealand? I do know it was published? And

739
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,759
Speaker 1: did it just come up the first Google.

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Speaker 2: And it just come up that's the first one. Okay, okay,

741
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:42,360
Speaker 2: laid on it must be good. I've also got like

742
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 2: a count number here. But how many times it was rejected?

743
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:50,760
Speaker 1: Duke, emperor but then empress spelt normally, then Empress spelled

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00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 1: E M P R A H, Emperor and pro. I

745
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 1: thought you were going to say, they changed the E

746
00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:03,240
Speaker 1: to A three Roman numerals, just like the dash dash

747
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 1: rejected twice, like just the dashed like the second. What

748
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:10,759
Speaker 1: are you confused with the tally or the name dash?

749
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 1: I guess what was rejected six times? King? It's oh yeah,

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00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 1: it's common wealth, Commonwealth. I think I think you name

751
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:29,720
Speaker 1: me a kid. King It's it's arrogant. That's the highest

752
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:34,719
Speaker 1: order Messiah. Messiah rejected twice, Prince rejected four times. I

753
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,839
Speaker 1: used to work with a guy named Jesus. Jesus but

754
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 1: it's Jesus. Yeah. I love it when there's there's been

755
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 1: like multiple attempts.

756
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:44,920
Speaker 2: So there's there's Prince, this Prince writer, there's Prince with

757
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 2: his zed and then Prince p r y n Ce.

758
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,800
Speaker 1: They really wanted the name, trying not to get a

759
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:57,240
Speaker 1: shadow band. But everyone wants the royal names. There's Royal, Royal, Royalty,

760
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 1: Chicken Royal, have you mean my chicken Royale Wicks? Why

761
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:05,279
Speaker 1: would Saint Saint was rejected a lot. You can't call

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00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,439
Speaker 1: the kids saint because it'll it'll backflip on you. There'll

763
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Speaker 1: be a.

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Speaker 2: Turn they will be they will be his name here

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00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 2: Justice j A h Justice, Hey Justice. But if you

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00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,239
Speaker 2: know anyone, yes, who's had a name that has been

767
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 2: regretted after it was given, maybe does anyone had to change?

768
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:27,359
Speaker 1: Surely it's out there.

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00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:30,839
Speaker 2: My mum knew someone called Richard Orcock. Richard is now

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00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 2: they would abbreviate it to dick, cock or cock. They

771
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:35,719
Speaker 2: didn't change it, they kept it.

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00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 1: I used to work with a guy. No, I didn't

773
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,320
Speaker 1: work with him. He was one of the contractors on

774
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,880
Speaker 1: the team, and I thought it did work with it.

775
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 1: I guess you can continue, okay. And I thought it

776
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:50,360
Speaker 1: was a type that type, Paul. I thought it was

777
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 1: a type. Come on, I thought it was a typo.

778
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 1: There he is because his name was Michael Michaels, and

779
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:01,240
Speaker 1: I thought that's wrong. And then I saw a copy

780
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 1: of his license and his name was Michael Michaels. What

781
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 1: is wrong with people? Not? What is wrong with Michael Michaels.

782
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 1: Have some fucking creativity? How did that? How do you

783
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:12,400
Speaker 1: get there, Michael Michaels. But he was a fully grown man,

784
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 1: still rocking it, Michael Michaels. I mean credit to him. Yeah,

785
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 1: if you've got anything, please hit us up because I

786
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 1: think it's very interesting. I think what's very interesting is

787
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 1: that the rejected names and the Commonwealth because Duke, my

788
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 1: landlord's named kids. Landlord's kids name is Duke. If that's

789
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 1: legal or it's just rejected, well there is New Zealand.

790
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 1: Duke was rejected in New Zealand, sure the government or

791
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 1: by just people being like by the government, wow, official official, Okay, Well,

792
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 1: I don't know how he must be one of the

793
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 1: only dukes in Australia. Let's put a pin in their

794
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 1: because we're out of time, and let's bring it. Let's

795
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 1: bring it to lie. We'll talk about this next week.

796
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 1: Don't you worry? Great, don't you worry?

797
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 2: More bust trips, more kids' names, bringing you all the

798
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 2: good stuff.

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Speaker 1: If you've had a bad experience with one of these names,

800
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:02,880
Speaker 1: like a kid, You've met a kid named King and

801
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:04,319
Speaker 1: he was just an absolute piece of shit.

802
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:07,960
Speaker 2: If you've had a trip on a bus and when

803
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 2: you want to talk about it.

804
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 1: We're here. If you've got a child that's falling over

805
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:12,840
Speaker 1: on a bus, we want to hear about it. You

806
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:14,880
Speaker 1: want to hear about it, send us, Send us it in,

807
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:18,279
Speaker 1: send it to us. We need to go. If you've

808
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:21,839
Speaker 1: enjoyed this episode. If you've enjoyed this episode, please leave

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Speaker 2: the body of an email in the signature of you,

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Speaker 2: then I.

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Speaker 1: Block you, but do it. Otherwise, you can join us

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Speaker 1: were matte on do that again.

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Speaker 2: On Instagram, TikTok and Facebook at two Doting Dads or

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Speaker 2: something similar. We also ash We talked about the T shirts.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I didn't wear mone today because they're on washed.

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Speaker 1: That's okay. It is not currently live, but by the

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Speaker 1: time this episode goes out, I don't want to jinx it,

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Speaker 1: it will be live. Two Doning Dads when is it

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Speaker 1: dot com? Two Doning Dads dot com? There is no

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Speaker 1: why I wasn't sure it was dot a U S.

826
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Speaker 1: I should have trusted you should. Sorry, I'm sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: I used to I could have been a Matthew and

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Speaker 1: there's no trust. I have Matthew from middle there's no

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Speaker 1: trus there's no trust. Okay, just quickly go on before

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Speaker 1: we go. This episode comes out of my mum's birthday.

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Speaker 1: So happy birthday, mum. She doesn't listen, so she won't

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00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 1: hear this, so that was so that was a waste

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Speaker 1: of way. Thank you, mum. How old is she turning

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Speaker 1: sixty three? She's young? Wow, we can get her a

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00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:42,320
Speaker 1: T shirt because the T shirts are now available to purchase.

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Speaker 1: There's a shop section.

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Speaker 2: We will say we only have men's sizes, but there

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Speaker 2: are unisex T shirt. There's photos of your beautiful wife.

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Speaker 1: And you're beautiful. Thank you very much. Stop eating one

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Speaker 1: run back at you. They are wearing your refuge. You

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Speaker 1: can you can see what sciences they're wearing. It's an

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00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 1: over sized T shirt. Yeah, aprins in a medium. We

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Speaker 1: have a purple white, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful shirt. Get into

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Speaker 1: it and soft toys and soft toys are able to

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Speaker 1: purchase through this. We have four.

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Speaker 2: We'll go to two Doting Dads dot com to check

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Speaker 2: it out and we'll chat to.

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Speaker 1: You guys soon. Fine.

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Speaker 2: Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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Speaker 2: throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

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Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander

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Speaker 1: peoples today