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Speaker 1: Time for Barry's bits.

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Speaker 2: It's Lisa and Russell together with you and together with

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Speaker 2: Barrel this morning because it's Wednesday, mate, he joins us

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Speaker 2: for a bit of chit chat.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, guys, beautiful day, magnificent day.

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Speaker 3: Today is roast International Roast Inner Day. Did you know that?

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Speaker 1: No, I didn't know that. I love a good roasts

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Speaker 1: roast pork with you know, a bit of apple sauce.

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Speaker 1: I go down that path. Yeah. The quick crackling is

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Speaker 1: what gets you.

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Speaker 3: Crackling is what That's why you have it. Just for

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Speaker 3: the crackling.

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Speaker 1: It's hard to beat.

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Speaker 2: Are you a peas or a beans man on the side?

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Speaker 1: I think I think I think I'm a bit of

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Speaker 1: more of a peas man. Bit of gravy on it,

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Speaker 1: I overdo it. Hey, would you mind if I quickly

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Speaker 1: told you my Michael Jackson story?

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Speaker 2: Oh, because we just talked to Lario. Who's who's the

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Speaker 2: man who's going to be Michael Jackson? Yeah? Next year.

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Speaker 1: Like I know, it all unraveled at the end, the

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Speaker 1: King of Pop and all that.

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Speaker 2: But I was this is where, this is where the

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Speaker 2: unraveling starts. Bar met him.

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Speaker 1: This is why back in nineteen eighty five, and for

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Speaker 1: some reason I got invited to the Channel seven studios

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Speaker 1: to be there because I was a footy star, and

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Speaker 1: I took a couple of other footy stars.

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Speaker 2: Hello Michael.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't the gun meet Michael. It was just to

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Speaker 1: be on the power Michael, to meet you. Michael could

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Speaker 1: meet you. That's not what I was saying anyway. Yes,

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Speaker 1: So I work in the Channel seven and I walked

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Speaker 1: straight into Michael Jackson's entourage and Michael himself right okay,

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Speaker 1: And for some reason it just opened up and he

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Speaker 1: looks at me. He's got no clue obviously who I am.

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Speaker 2: Some boke, surprising, surprising in.

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Speaker 1: My Perth in my Perth track suit, and he goes.

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Speaker 3: Hello, how are you.

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Speaker 1: It's wonderful to be here. Thank you for having me coming.

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Speaker 1: My god, he spoke like it was amazing. It was

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Speaker 1: actually quite amazing. The other blokes couldn't speak. Boy he did.

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Speaker 2: He also said I like your mullet.

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Speaker 1: I bet he did. But of course he was in

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Speaker 1: Perth because he was buying that that back catalog of

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Speaker 1: all that stuff that the Beatles. He was the Beatles,

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Speaker 1: the purse Robert Holmes accord. He had an on Channel seven.

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Speaker 1: He said, mate, if you want to buy it, you

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Speaker 1: have to come to Perth and do this telethon what

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Speaker 1: I want to do? What? But I'll just quickly tell

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Speaker 1: you a couple of stories I found out when I

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Speaker 1: was there because I was wandering around. I was researching.

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Speaker 1: And then fat Cat comes out. This is noble. Fat

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Speaker 1: Cat comes out, and that gives Michael Jackson, sorry, okay,

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Speaker 1: get off. He gives the mental imagery he gives him,

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Speaker 1: and he's dressed up as the King of Pop. He's

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Speaker 1: wearing all that Black Cat was dressed. Michael Jackson was

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Speaker 1: wearing the son he's on. I don't know how he

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Speaker 1: sore in the corridors, you know. But the Fat Cat

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Speaker 1: rolls up and he pulls out a bright red cowboy

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Speaker 1: hat and gives it to Michael right and puts it

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Speaker 1: on his head. At a ba point, Michael really went.

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Speaker 1: He must have thought, what is going on? There's a

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Speaker 1: there's a gap. He must have really wanted the Beetle's speaker,

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Speaker 1: and then he did. And then he donated his own

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Speaker 1: white concert socks that he'd worn in the last concert,

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Speaker 1: and they had sort of what are those sparkles on him? Called,

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Speaker 1: you know, like I'd love to find them. Someone's got

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Speaker 1: them on their wall somewhere in Perth. And the other

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Speaker 1: funny moment was that they told me that in his

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Speaker 1: in the green room, he wanted a huge bowl of Smarties,

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Speaker 1: but he didn't want any brown Ones. So apparently Jeff

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Speaker 1: Newman had to go on there the brown one's egg spent.

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Speaker 1: And that Jeff Newman would never was Peter Waltham or Jeff.

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Speaker 3: Because fat cat couldn't do it, because so he couldn't.

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Speaker 3: Like he'd be taking red ones as well, he just couldn't.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I would have eaten half of them if you

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Speaker 1: were the man for the job and you just eat

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Speaker 1: them all. And the thing that capped it off that

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Speaker 1: they told me as well was that Robert Holnes at

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Speaker 1: court so he sold the whole Beatles catalog except for

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Speaker 1: one song. And what he'd done he spoke to his

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Speaker 1: daughter Katherine. He said, Katherine, what's your favorite Beatles song?

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Speaker 1: And she said Penny Lane and he so he sold

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Speaker 1: every song except for Penny Lane. And so Catherine Homes

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Speaker 1: of Courts still Lane. Yeah, she still owns.

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Speaker 3: She's got the loose change the information.

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Speaker 1: This morning, mate, we.

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Speaker 2: Were going to talk to you about dinner disasters and dancing.

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Speaker 2: But that's way better.

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Speaker 1: And we raised two point eight million. It was like

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Speaker 1: a record. Yeah, yeah, we two point eight million. You've

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Speaker 1: got to go back and watch. Peter Waltham tried and

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Speaker 1: because Molly came over and Molly had no clue how

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Speaker 1: Michael Jackson ended up in Perth at a telethon.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the brown Smarties, I reckon, that's all right.

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Speaker 2: Michael was thinking the same thing.

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Speaker 3: Time for your dad Vice Annie in Serpentine on The

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Speaker 3: text is on the do you to chat theme that

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Speaker 3: we've been on today and wants now, what do you

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Speaker 3: think is a good kitchen job to give your kids

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Speaker 3: when they're starting to learn to cook? Probably not anything

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Speaker 3: with knives? And what was the first thing did you

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Speaker 3: teach your kids to cook?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? What about not knives? What about peelers? Would kids

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Speaker 1: be allowed to use pelers?

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Speaker 2: That's a little bit safer.

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Speaker 1: You know, I would go potato peeling because that's pain

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Speaker 1: in the ass job.

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Speaker 2: One of the hardest. One of the hardest jobs is

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Speaker 2: getting him to set the table. Yeah, that's a job

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Speaker 2: that I'm still trying to master with one of them. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and we allow knives, got only butter knives.

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Speaker 1: And do you do it? Do you do spag bowl?

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Speaker 1: Do you have a way of doing spag bol Oh?

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Speaker 1: You guys like you have a special way of doing

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Speaker 1: spaghetti bolonnaise, Like you know, garlic and your onion, and you're.

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Speaker 3: Lots of garlic. I used three different types of mints,

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Speaker 3: and I had a couple of different cheeses.

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Speaker 2: Well, my wife's half Italian, so I don't even bother

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Speaker 2: to interfere yes.

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Speaker 1: But so she teaches the kids how to make spag bowls. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because that's where.

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Speaker 3: It's a good one interesting to teach them.

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Speaker 1: I count three three types of meats.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you've got to have veal, pork, and beef.

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Speaker 1: That's a good tip.

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Speaker 2: She got that from watching Good Fellas.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to try that. My son hurt me the

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Speaker 1: other day when he said, Dad, you haven't really taught

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Speaker 1: me a lot. You know, dad's are supposed to teach that.

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Speaker 1: You know, there's sons a lot of stuff. I go, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's like you haven't taught me how to shave. Oh,

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Speaker 1: so I'm doing that next time. I'm going to go

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Speaker 1: so because there is a skill to shaving isn't it.

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Speaker 2: As you can see, I gave up.

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Speaker 1: But we all have electric ones. My spag bowls stories.

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Speaker 1: One day I wanted to make a pasta dish for

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Speaker 1: the kids and there was a bit of spaghetti fed

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Speaker 1: a chini penne, bit of spirals, so I thought, I'll

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Speaker 1: just put it all in the one bowl, a bit

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Speaker 1: of a medley, just absolutely backfive.

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Speaker 3: They all cook at different times, is that why we probably?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think just getting them started on those

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Speaker 2: real basically, go and make yourself a sandwich, right, master that,

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Speaker 2: go and make now, go and make a toasted sandwich,

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Speaker 2: all right, Yeah, so you just take it level by

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Speaker 2: level by level, and now it's to the point where

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Speaker 2: my daughter cooks for herself.

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Speaker 1: You are a good dad.

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Speaker 2: Well no, probably more her mum. But anyway, but it

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Speaker 2: does get a lot of crowded in the kitchen though,

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Speaker 2: if the timing is not right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's My worst kitchen story was the smoothie incident,

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Speaker 1: as it's known.

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Speaker 3: It do take us out with the smooth.

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Speaker 1: Strawberries, banana yogurt, bit of milk, you know, you put

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Speaker 1: chucked it in and then of course I fired it

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Speaker 1: up before I put the lid back on the.

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Speaker 3: Everywhere.

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Speaker 1: It was on the dog, it was on the cupboards,

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Speaker 1: you're the ceiling.

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Speaker 2: You're in no position to be teaching kids how to cook.

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Speaker 2: You can't give it smoothie.

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Speaker 1: And then there's the popcorn story where I put it

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Speaker 1: on for five minutes, you know, the microwave popcorn and

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Speaker 1: it just almost caught on fire and set off the alarm,

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Speaker 1: the alarm and the and the smoke alarm, and in

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Speaker 1: the getchet because it would have known because you.

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Speaker 3: Lie down, you can't stand reading the instrum.

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Speaker 2: There is how to do it on the packet.

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Speaker 1: But I was going to come back, you know, you

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Speaker 1: light and you're watching the footy and what the hell

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Speaker 1: is going on in the kitchen?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: Anyway, so there's there's some bad chat advice.

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Speaker 2: Not to take from.

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Speaker 1: Annie. Good question.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you very much