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Speaker 2: It's been very elusive, this lampshade.

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Speaker 3: I didn't like.

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Speaker 4: Working around there, some messy mums, people over the bloody seats.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show Gold one O four.

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Speaker 3: Who bought this temperate part choose SA morning, Good morning,

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Speaker 3: Jackie Bonning, Guys, Good morning Patsy, Morning Patsy, how are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm all right. I have to say though, with hearing

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Speaker 2: that promo peeing on the seat, I don't know why.

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Speaker 2: It's the first thing I thought of when I woke

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Speaker 5: Well giving it go. I mean that mongl was onto

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Speaker 5: something to chat. Yeah, I know who does that.

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Speaker 2: I can't get over it. I'm not bad. I got

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Speaker 2: home yesterday to a very nice surprise. I love when

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Speaker 2: you pull up in the driveway and you can see

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Speaker 2: that your online shoppings turned up. You know, you can

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Speaker 2: see that shopping bag at the front door.

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Speaker 5: I'm afraid.

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Speaker 3: When I see that, I just think, what has my

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Speaker 3: wife and or daughter's depleted from the bank account, anything

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Speaker 3: I've earned doing the radio show.

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Speaker 5: I'm now a necker. I gained nothing, and they lying

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Speaker 5: go this stuff's all going back.

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Speaker 3: I don't see anything going back like an Amazon outpost.

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Speaker 2: No, it's a bit like Christmas Day. It's like, Oh,

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Speaker 2: I wonder which one this is? But no, it was

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Speaker 2: a big pink box and I thought, oh, I don't

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Speaker 2: think I've ordered anything like that. Anyway. I walked up

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Speaker 2: and it was cupcakes from Annie Carrey for Audrey's birthday,

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Speaker 2: which was really sweet because she's overseas at the moment.

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Speaker 2: What are you laughing at, Jack, No.

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Speaker 6: No, I just love. I love how casually Auntie Carry

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Speaker 6: even need to know it's the great Carry.

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Speaker 3: It could be like Uncle jay Z, you know them

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Speaker 3: as a megastar to me a family member, it's okay, Muggle,

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Speaker 3: it's actually Auntie Me. So it's not unusual she's making cakes.

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Speaker 3: Do you guys see on TV? Listen so the fellow

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Speaker 5: But it's it's actually.

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Speaker 2: Auntie Carry, just done to carry. And she'd seen a

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Speaker 2: cupcake swhich was really sweet because she's.

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Speaker 6: Over empariss upon Oh okay.

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Speaker 2: No, no, she didn't bake them herself. But when I

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Speaker 2: went up to them, they looked delicious. It was like

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Speaker 2: a dozen there, or there should have been a dozen,

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Speaker 2: but there was one missing.

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Speaker 5: Did you check that the address underneath wasn't to the

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Speaker 5: Tommy carry shop?

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Speaker 7: You know?

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Speaker 3: They just hadn't regifted from a National Donut Day toggies

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Speaker 2: What sort of chritten walks past our house and pinches

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Speaker 2: one cupcake?

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Speaker 3: Or someone had stolen one?

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Speaker 2: Well, I thought that, and then I took them inside.

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Speaker 5: A monstrous dog, was it?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 2: No, no. I took them inside and Chris rang me

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Speaker 2: and he said, oh, hey, listen, something's come for Audi.

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Speaker 2: And I said, look, I just saw Why didn't you

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Speaker 2: take it inside? And he said, well, I took a

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Speaker 5: No, No, why wouldn't you. It's like grabbing an apple

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Speaker 2: And he said, but I left them out the front

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Speaker 5: In a minute.

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Speaker 3: Chris didn't even bring them in. I had enough sense, going,

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Speaker 3: these are delicious. I'll leave them out here.

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Speaker 2: He thought, I'll leave them out me.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I said, you got do that and he said,

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Speaker 2: well it was a cold day. They were fine out there.

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Speaker 2: The frosting was not going to spoil. And I said,

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Speaker 3: Do you know what Patsy right speaking to a guy

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Speaker 3: this show. Right, and he's become a dad again. Right,

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Speaker 3: he's in his mid fifties. And I got off the

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Speaker 5: Went?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I said, wife, do you know what? Party's

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Speaker 3: a bit jealous? And she went, are you insane? Just

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Speaker 3: Can I dot myself right now? The garage just for spanners?

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Speaker 6: Great stories for the show, though. Imagine you a new baby.

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Speaker 3: No, do you know what if I could do it again,

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Speaker 3: carry it on from five. But the thought now at fifty,

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Speaker 2: Well you know what, No, I could not. I haven't

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Speaker 2: got the energy. But best friends of ours, Paul and Laws.

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Speaker 5: Well, your husband can't even pick up some cutcaton them

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Speaker 2: Oh no, he's a great dad. No, but Paul and

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Speaker 3: Oh, I love them.

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Speaker 10: You know.

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Speaker 5: You know Auntie Carry.

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Speaker 5: It's third.

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Speaker 3: I get it, younger partner. That's what it normally means.

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Speaker 3: Auntie carry every what a legend.

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Speaker 3: Time waste sir, extra time. We're looking for your medievil movies.

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Speaker 3: Yesterday when we're talking about medieval movies and medieval times

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Speaker 3: how animals could be tried for crimes, I was talking

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Speaker 3: about the story about a place called Hartlepool in England,

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Speaker 3: years ago, about two hundred years ago a monkey survived

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Speaker 3: French person. It was during the Napoleonic Wars, history found,

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Speaker 3: I believe they tried the monkey for treason because they

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Speaker 6: They gave him a trial.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, And I know if he represented

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Speaker 3: one of our listeners. Heard yesterday's podcast, Christian, how you're

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Speaker 3: doing well? Just want to listen today's podcast. How do

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Speaker 3: you talk about the peace of Hartlepool? Who hung that monkey? Christian?

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Speaker 3: Not only did they hang the monkey a few years

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Speaker 3: aback the same town, Hartlepool, the local football team called

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Speaker 3: And the guy who was This is where it gets amazing, right,

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Speaker 3: the guy who was under hangers the Monkey. The Outfit

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Speaker 3: then ran for the local mayor of Hartlepool as Hangus,

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Speaker 3: the Monkey and One. He then had to retire the

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Speaker 3: Stuart Drummond. What a story. I hope there's a podcast

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Speaker 3: somewhere about all of this. Amazing footnote in Hartlepool's history. Alright, so,

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Speaker 3: Mai movies, do your movies? They're watching a medieval time?

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Speaker 3: Oh well, the Roman Empire strikes back, Silver Friar, the

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Speaker 3: Thirteenth Gold, the Lion King Richard, the first Bronze. No real,

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Speaker 3: you're a smart man that historically that's on the nose.

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Speaker 3: The Lion King Richard, the first Justice League Gold. Actually,

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Speaker 3: All right, Jackie White, what are the movies were they

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Speaker 6: sixth We can both do kings.

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Speaker 5: Then you also get a silver.

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Speaker 6: Meet the peasants.

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Speaker 5: That's good. Yeah. Gold.

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Speaker 6: And you know in some medieval communities the king would

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Speaker 6: his hands. Sure the king must have been Edward sever Hans.

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Speaker 5: Long way to go nowhere was not the scenic route either.

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Speaker 3: Bronze meat for you.

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Speaker 3: Extra time and the time wasted this morning. We're looking

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Speaker 3: for your medieval movies. All right, let's get medievil jack.

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Speaker 3: You ready tomorrow. I am Edward the Third's chiselhands.

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Speaker 5: Edward the Third's chisel hands.

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Speaker 3: He doesn't normally give golds for doubt. You normally get

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Speaker 3: Leeching miss days gold that's from murdoal Roman Empire records

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, very good. Mark a plague of their own.

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Speaker 3: Silva catapulting misdays Gold, the mote that.

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Speaker 5: Rocked Gold, joused Mama from the train.

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Speaker 3: Gold resident medieval problems, the witches of Madison County.

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Speaker 5: battles Chris and Knights in.

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Speaker 6: Black silver pus.

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Speaker 5: All right, that's the.

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Speaker 3: Only time waste brand. You won in two hours time witches.

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Speaker 3: And it really is shoe bands. Say when we say

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Speaker 5: That's the best we could do yesterday. Yes it is.

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Speaker 3: Patsy's seen the lights, She's converted to something. She's coming

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Speaker 3: this morning. Anything about a new thing at home.

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Speaker 2: I will not go back Jack.

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Speaker 5: There's no sounds like a great feature. I will not

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Speaker 5: go back Jack.

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Speaker 2: The best thing since sliced bread the little satchels of

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Speaker 2: washing detergent that you know, the capsules like you have

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Speaker 2: for the dishwasher, but it's for your laundry. Have you

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Speaker 2: used those?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because they've been around for like, like, I know, what

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Speaker 3: have you come back with that? They're called satchels that's

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Speaker 3: not you're worry.

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Speaker 2: Little pillows of delight, They're fantastic.

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Speaker 6: maybe you can come forward to the strip that you

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Speaker 3: No, I think it's it's not going to it's not

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Speaker 6: Spewing, pooing everywhere any please.

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Speaker 5: It's like a g string.

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Speaker 6: It's everything. How it's described to me is like imagine

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Speaker 3: See you are why the algorithm exists. They have some

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Speaker 6: But every clunky like liquid detertionent clunk.

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Speaker 6: And you're you're doing all the too much liquid outside

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Speaker 6: They're adding the water so all you need to put

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Speaker 2: I can see.

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Speaker 3: It's this is what what are you become an adult?

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Speaker 6: I'll tell you this. The liquid detergent felt like I

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Speaker 6: I haven't gone to buy new detertion in over a year.

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Speaker 5: Right now, that is that's that is good. That's a

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Speaker 3: They do the job, Patsy, Well, you know you're happy

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Speaker 3: with those satchels.

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Speaker 2: Well, I didn't think the satchels would do the job.

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Speaker 2: capfuls of stuff in. I like, I like my whites brce, but.

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Speaker 3: like dolphins blowholes getting clopped up because your mixed fabric wash.

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Speaker 2: But now I've got these others and they I might

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Speaker 5: They got that horrible residues too much.

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Speaker 2: They smell beautiful. I've got a great front loader that

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Speaker 3: I realize the front load of two.

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Speaker 6: a cordial front loader. I have to come. I've said

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Speaker 6: Dries the clothes before you even put them in the

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Speaker 5: Client, almost dry one such a violent action.

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Speaker 2: I like a centrifuge the artyclos and it puts too

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Speaker 6: Jack the guy who came to fix our front loader, said,

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Speaker 5: All the time.

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Speaker 6: They every three years they're breaking down a top loader.

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Speaker 5: Wake up, sheep.

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Speaker 6: I never see them. You'd have a toploader from the

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Speaker 3: And it's get out of it. There's no way. Okay, cooling.

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Speaker 3: Now you've seen the light. You used to use detergent

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Speaker 3: What is your conversion?

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Patsy's seen the light. No more pouring the detergent into

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Speaker 3: a washing machine. She's gone to capsules. I'm very excited

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Speaker 3: about it. It's a brave new one for Patsy. Jackie boy,

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Speaker 3: you don't do any of the capsules.

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Speaker 6: I think the capsule is a stepping stone to the strips.

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Speaker 2: Which is the gateway drug.

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Speaker 6: Yes, it's all the detergents squished down into a paper

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Speaker 5: Christian. I have to agree with Jackie boy regard on

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Speaker 3: Had mine for about twenty five years, only two minor

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Speaker 3: I have never seen my front loader suddenly going down

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Speaker 6: The front loader used to walk. Yep, William.

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Speaker 2: You can adjust the legs on it. You can screw

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Speaker 3: No, but it's so it's like and then there is

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Speaker 6: It has itself get out of it.

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Speaker 5: It's silent on whisper mode. They all make a hell

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Speaker 3: It's so hard as well, because we put washes on

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Speaker 5: Good morning?

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Speaker 11: Good morning? How's my favorite teamers today?

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Speaker 5: Right? We're very good? Thank you and Deb? What have

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 11: Like Patsy, I thought that the little sashons of Smelly

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Speaker 11: Goodness were fantastic because I wash a lot of dogtails

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Speaker 11: and things after our hobble track walk. But then I

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Speaker 11: it because it's a kmart product. Oh, imagine a little

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Speaker 11: tiny plastic container filled with little slivers of almost paper

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Speaker 2: So you take them traveling, ah in like a refillable.

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Speaker 11: Thing or no, no, it's one soundly but as you know,

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Speaker 11: Camar cheapest ships. But there's fifty of them in there.

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Speaker 11: Hubby and I recently did a trip through Europe for

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Speaker 5: To Europe on this weekend for three weeks, so I'll

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Speaker 11: Yeah, they actually work chucking too, because you know I'm

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Speaker 5: In a good measure the machine.

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Speaker 6: You don't just want to get the closed wash of

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Speaker 6: the hotel twenty five dollars per under cheap.

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Speaker 11: And you know people going on cruises, you know those

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Speaker 5: I call the winner's back. Actually, by the way, make

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Speaker 5: sure you're she's smalls.

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Speaker 6: That two thousand dollars spending money spending Please.

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Speaker 3: Speak there represent the show smelling whole in the staateium,

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Speaker 3: not in the statement.

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Speaker 2: Tell me are they Ancho? The brand?

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Speaker 5: Is that what I'm like, everything is Ancho brand? Who

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Speaker 11: And yeah, they're just they're just incredibly cheap. And can

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Speaker 3: Like exact fundamentalists, they're always trying to get you to

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Speaker 6: If I could take the top load of steam tractors.

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Speaker 5: They are steam tractors.

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Speaker 11: No, No, that was a fabulous because it's got no

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Speaker 3: We have a central agitator is called patsy.

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Speaker 11: What house is called the tartess?

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Speaker 3: The what's the central agitator?

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Speaker 11: You know that that plastic thing in the middle, that's

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Speaker 6: You don't have one of those poles in the middle.

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Speaker 5: No, I thought everyone does. I thought there was a

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Speaker 11: No, take yourself out to a white goods place have

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Speaker 6: For five minutes.

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Speaker 11: But you can sit more in without that middle thing

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Speaker 3: those revolting towels where some bleach or something spilt on

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Speaker 5: Those make great dog towls. Yeah, that's it. They're just

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Speaker 5: the real old knackled towels you just give to the dogs. Thanks,

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Speaker 5: you might have a good day you too, Bye.

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Speaker 3: Neil, good morning. How are we good now? Thanks on

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Speaker 3: the show? And what have you seen the light? What

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Speaker 3: are you a convert to?

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Speaker 12: your dishwasher power It is, Yeah, powder it's like going

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Speaker 12: back in time, mate, But it is the best thing

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Speaker 12: pod things from Finish or whatever it is. Yeah, you

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Speaker 3: I'm worried that's like putting cheap fuel or some sort

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Speaker 5: Is it not going to surely once like better stuff?

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Speaker 12: No, it's good at cleans drives disappeared. Had anything that

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Speaker 3: That light that blinks?

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Speaker 6: It helps.

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Speaker 9: See?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you know I go now.

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Speaker 10: Dry.

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Speaker 6: Last time I ate at your house, I thought thee was.

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Speaker 5: Nel. Thank you very much.

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Speaker 13: She call might have a good day.

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Speaker 11: Car.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the question know Carl's Show podcast.

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Speaker 5: We are horrified.

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Speaker 3: You'll be horrified to wake up to hear the news

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Speaker 3: today the pie sales are down forty percent. Forty percent.

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Speaker 3: That is sad. That keeps on going. A couple years time,

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Speaker 3: your grandchildren will say to you, granddaddy, why grand Hona,

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Speaker 3: why did you do nothing to stop this happen? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: How come there are no pies around anymore? We're also

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Speaker 14: This is the good old fashioned saucy meat pie as

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Speaker 1: Is it headed for extinction?

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Speaker 5: for it. She feels like she's happy.

445
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,960
Speaker 10: The Bureau of Statistics had crutch the numbers.

446
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,919
Speaker 14: They don't lie and it shows that pie sales are

447
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:58,640
Speaker 14: plummeted by whopping forty.

448
00:20:57,680 --> 00:21:00,520
Speaker 3: It's a little bit too sunny in the delivery, my friend,

449
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:04,320
Speaker 3: this is bad news. Anyway they went. You kind of

450
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:05,760
Speaker 3: have the news as if they don't go and ask

451
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,960
Speaker 3: random people on the streets who were just wandering around

452
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:12,000
Speaker 3: what they think. We saw this summer TV earlier, right,

453
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,760
Speaker 3: for some reason, they interviewed these people at one a m.

454
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:15,879
Speaker 6: It's the.

455
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:24,119
Speaker 3: Characters, yes, about what they think about pie cells going

456
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:27,240
Speaker 3: down and what being forty percent? Most of these pies

457
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:28,720
Speaker 3: at a seven backs. They're not value for.

458
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:32,919
Speaker 1: Money, so no wonder they dropped forty percent. They should

459
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:34,280
Speaker 1: have dropped more.

460
00:21:34,119 --> 00:21:36,080
Speaker 2: You're not surprised, not remotely.

461
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:37,520
Speaker 5: He's sticking the booting.

462
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:41,360
Speaker 6: She's too flippant about this. It's got to be extinct,

463
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:42,240
Speaker 6: and she's laughing.

464
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:44,280
Speaker 5: It's part of going to the game.

465
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,000
Speaker 10: I think it's a naughty staple financial why they've dropped

466
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:47,600
Speaker 10: so much.

467
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,080
Speaker 3: Gormet pies are pretty hit and miss. I think you

468
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,760
Speaker 3: either like them or you don't. Why do we think

469
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,720
Speaker 3: this is? Why are they forty percent down? Do you

470
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,920
Speaker 3: think people aren't just buying them at the game anymore?

471
00:21:57,119 --> 00:21:59,480
Speaker 3: What I can say is last year, what can you say?

472
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:02,960
Speaker 6: For one round? They did two dollar pies at Marvel

473
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,800
Speaker 6: and my friend ordered six pies during a two hour game.

474
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,359
Speaker 5: So we're near the toilet after that, dude, for a

475
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:10,239
Speaker 5: week after that.

476
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:13,800
Speaker 6: I think the hunger for pies is still there, but maybe.

477
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:14,320
Speaker 5: The cost points.

478
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,320
Speaker 3: As they say whenever I go watch Shark Tank, it's

479
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:16,920
Speaker 3: the cost point.

480
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:17,160
Speaker 5: Now.

481
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,240
Speaker 6: I don't want to sound too hoity toity, but I

482
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:21,800
Speaker 6: actually turn my nose up at.

483
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,600
Speaker 9: The Don't don't.

484
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:24,080
Speaker 5: I like it?

485
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:27,680
Speaker 6: I like an sand pie from the bakery? No, yes,

486
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:28,120
Speaker 6: I do.

487
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:33,400
Speaker 5: I these fans, come on, Jack, don't be that guy.

488
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,480
Speaker 6: I don't want that old whatever they're putting in those

489
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:36,119
Speaker 6: meat pies.

490
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:40,800
Speaker 3: It's delicious, means it's delicious. What did you say? It's

491
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,840
Speaker 3: a bit of gristle this Australian.

492
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,480
Speaker 2: No, I still eat a pie, but let's face it,

493
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:46,480
Speaker 2: there's a bit of gristle in it.

494
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:47,880
Speaker 6: I don't like to get a bit of gristle.

495
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:49,840
Speaker 2: No, it's not pleasant.

496
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:54,480
Speaker 3: Gristle is the making of I believe the Stoics would

497
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:58,000
Speaker 3: exist on a Stoic diet that was only gristle. Grizzle

498
00:22:58,119 --> 00:22:59,280
Speaker 3: is good for us, it's needed.

499
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:02,359
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what.

500
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,440
Speaker 3: Rogan's podcast next two of us going to a deep

501
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:06,560
Speaker 3: dive or gristle.

502
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:08,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's our killed Covid.

503
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 6: Nothing but crystal all.

504
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:13,920
Speaker 5: Day, every day. But gristle up my nostrils. No Covid,

505
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:15,960
Speaker 5: Elect me, America, elect me.

506
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,199
Speaker 2: I'll tell you our sales are down because they're too

507
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,840
Speaker 2: damn expensive. If you take your kids to the footy,

508
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,760
Speaker 2: you can't afford to buy three kids a pie and

509
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:24,960
Speaker 2: mom and dad it's too.

510
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,560
Speaker 6: See you buy one pie, chop up the.

511
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:35,880
Speaker 5: Grizzly, share the gristler around grizzle. But in desperate times,

512
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,639
Speaker 5: you know what we need. We need a hero, guys.

513
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:42,040
Speaker 3: And luckily you say pie sales are down, I say,

514
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:42,880
Speaker 3: meet this guy.

515
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:50,719
Speaker 15: Christian O'Connell is pie man. He's here to save our pies.

516
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,600
Speaker 15: It's Australian. There's nothing more Australian than a pie at

517
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:58,639
Speaker 15: the footy. So let us shout you a pie today,

518
00:23:59,000 --> 00:23:59,640
Speaker 15: enjoy some.

519
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 3: Grists on us. We've got your gristle. Get your gristle

520
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:06,560
Speaker 3: on Melbourne nine four one four one o four three.

521
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:10,920
Speaker 5: Let us gift you and what it is like a gift? Actually,

522
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:13,720
Speaker 5: isn't it? You unwrap it? Hello? Is it Christmas Day? No,

523
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:16,359
Speaker 5: it's not. It's June, but it feels like Christmas has

524
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:16,720
Speaker 5: come early.

525
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,600
Speaker 6: Unwrapped the wrapper and then you unwrap the pastry in

526
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,639
Speaker 6: a way as you're eating. So it's a double gift.

527
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:23,640
Speaker 5: Well that's not all you do, is it, Jack? You've

528
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:24,280
Speaker 5: missed something.

529
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:27,159
Speaker 3: Let me empty my sauce on it.

530
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 6: You're too generous.

531
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:34,440
Speaker 3: Also, this sound effect, you never get the sauce out

532
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:38,160
Speaker 3: like that. You need that to then give the bellows

533
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:41,920
Speaker 3: another big old. They're missing the.

534
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,679
Speaker 5: Next one you go and then you do another one,

535
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:45,359
Speaker 5: don't you with.

536
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,560
Speaker 6: That first one is too airy? That's mostly air. Then

537
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 6: you know you've got the air out and you want

538
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:53,120
Speaker 6: to do a pure sauce.

539
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 5: That's right, it's the preach up coming out. Get the air.

540
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:59,480
Speaker 5: Then you get the girl old. They actual catch up

541
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:00,040
Speaker 5: because that wa.

542
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:04,679
Speaker 3: Stuff that tomato juice don't feel like that it's the

543
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:07,360
Speaker 3: tomato juice comes out, but without the.

544
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:12,920
Speaker 5: You know what I mean, the thicker stuff. I'm actually

545
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:13,879
Speaker 5: breaking out of the swear.

546
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:16,160
Speaker 6: You'll feel like a tie.

547
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 5: Can't tell you who's it. Christian o'connall is pie Man.

548
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 5: Get your Chris on, let me source you up. Lines

549
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,439
Speaker 5: are open now. Is anyone cooling in? I don't know,

550
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 5: trying to do a good thing.

551
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

552
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,440
Speaker 3: This is the day that he's gonna remember the day

553
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:42,400
Speaker 3: we found out the pie sells are down forty percent,

554
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 3: which is why we've had to put the pie bat

555
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,200
Speaker 3: signal up in the sky.

556
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 5: The hero is back, the hero we need pie Man.

557
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:56,480
Speaker 15: Christian o'connall is pie Man, all right, So we needed

558
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:57,439
Speaker 15: some better sound effects.

559
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,640
Speaker 3: And when we shout your pie right now on nine

560
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 3: to four four one O four three, we've got That's

561
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,639
Speaker 3: only half the story, isn't it. It feels like you have

562
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,600
Speaker 3: to do another squeeze with these sort of bellows to

563
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:13,400
Speaker 3: get the good stuff out. They've got some more sound

564
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 3: effects for the sauce on the pie. No, that's better

565
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 3: because you hear the.

566
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,720
Speaker 6: Air it sounds empty almost like.

567
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,080
Speaker 5: That's near the end. Isn't it where you've got to

568
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:28,720
Speaker 5: shake it a bit? Now? What have you done?

569
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 6: I thought maybe this sound effect we're looking for isn't

570
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,280
Speaker 6: on one of our sound effects CDs, and we have

571
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 6: to make it live. So I ran to the kitchen

572
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:38,960
Speaker 6: during the song and I've recorded some real barbecue sauce

573
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,359
Speaker 6: coming out of a real source, like.

574
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 5: Working with Brian Eno. Sometimes that's.

575
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 6: It sucked.

576
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:55,440
Speaker 5: It sucked an animal, Yeah, hurting it?

577
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:56,680
Speaker 6: This wasn't that noisy?

578
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 5: Lots of there's another one here, Jack sound effect too?

579
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:08,119
Speaker 5: How did I go from? Wait? I can make it better?

580
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:14,119
Speaker 3: Do you know what if Fox FM want those stations

581
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 3: that do the god aw from secret sound that go

582
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 3: for years, that would go what is it?

583
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 11: Is?

584
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:29,680
Speaker 5: An animal weeping? The guys? Christian is pie man? All right,

585
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 5: let's give away some pies right now.

586
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 16: Christa, good morning, Good morning, pime man.

587
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:36,920
Speaker 8: How are you?

588
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, I forgot that's a I'm pie man.

589
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:43,440
Speaker 3: I'm going to get into characters motivation, giving away gristle.

590
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 3: That's it. Oh, I'm gristly good, get your gristle and

591
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,399
Speaker 3: gets him gristle on your whistle. Thanks listen Scott for

592
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:52,639
Speaker 3: that one. Christal, what kind of pie. Are we giving

593
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 3: you any meat?

594
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,880
Speaker 10: Pie will do with lots of Gristle's great?

595
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,160
Speaker 5: And where are we sending the pie too? Christ where

596
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 5: are you? I'm in Clanbon Cranbourn Pines, coming to Cranbourne.

597
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:06,440
Speaker 6: So do we send the pie out? I thought we

598
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 6: gave him money to go get a pie.

599
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:09,200
Speaker 5: That's all fair.

600
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 2: I don't need to know the mechanics.

601
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:14,680
Speaker 3: Jack Christian belies a dark night they weren't like. So

602
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,719
Speaker 3: what happens after you've beat the guy up? Or they

603
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,399
Speaker 3: arrested and give it a fair trial?

604
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 5: Is there a lawyer? Because we have like a Geneva

605
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 5: convention they need to worry about.

606
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 6: Watch a series. It's like a Law and Order, but

607
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:28,919
Speaker 6: from superhero movies.

608
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,360
Speaker 5: After the People Admin, Dark Knight Admin.

609
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:37,120
Speaker 3: Yes, we're sending it to Cranburn. All right, christerph thank

610
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 3: you very much. Let's go do now.

611
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 11: Thank you?

612
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:45,000
Speaker 3: Pleasure pie man out? Jesse pie man is good? Is

613
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 3: Jesse good?

614
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 10: This is to be great?

615
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 5: Yeah? Jesse. Would you love a delicious hot, warm pie?

616
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 10: Oh? I love it with an extra crispy pie?

617
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, super Christie source on top.

618
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 10: Sir, Yes, definitely keep from my home eating a pie

619
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:01,840
Speaker 10: of take the lid off and put the sauce inside.

620
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 5: Oh you do it dirty like that. I love it.

621
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 5: He knows, he knows, he knows. Where are we sending

622
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 5: this pie too? Do not see anything else?

623
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 9: Well?

624
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 5: We plan on es.

625
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 13: And a few of the boys are in South Bak.

626
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 5: It's flying through the air.

627
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 6: How many boys on?

628
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 5: How many?

629
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 13: There's me and three others.

630
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 5: It's my take a while one.

631
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 3: So that's Dave, and then the other one at the

632
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:34,959
Speaker 3: back is always looking around. There you go, boys all

633
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 3: pied up.

634
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 5: They're on us. Jesse, thanks for corning. Have a good day.

635
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 13: Thank you very much.

636
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:39,400
Speaker 11: By man.

637
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 5: Music's one now Christian o'connall. He is pie man. Maria.

638
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 3: Good morning Maria. Oh it's so good to be dispensing pie.

639
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:55,959
Speaker 5: Maria.

640
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 8: Story for you?

641
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,120
Speaker 5: What pie story?

642
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 8: Yes? Yes, I absolutely loved my pies until a few

643
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 8: years ago when I was doing night shift at Cole's

644
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 8: Express and felt like a nice chunky pie and got

645
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 8: one out of the oven at work and hoed into

646
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:23,320
Speaker 8: it with some tomato sauce and really was devouring it.

647
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 8: And I found a vessel like a with like a

648
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 8: blood vessel where the.

649
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 3: Blood goes through the vein and I didn't charge you

650
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 3: extra for that you're lucky thing.

651
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it goes gristle, and then if your

652
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 5: lucky vein.

653
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:39,960
Speaker 1: Exactly.

654
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 8: It was terrible. I was chewing and I couldn't believe

655
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 8: I had it in my mouth, and I spat it

656
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:47,720
Speaker 8: out and I said no way, and it turned me off.

657
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 8: Pies the only pies I will eat from a bakery.

658
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 9: Oh no, no, come back to the world of pies.

659
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:01,959
Speaker 9: A complaint lined part story.

660
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 8: The Pie Story bro romanized chunky pie with tomato sauce

661
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 8: from a bakery.

662
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, yes, so yo, Marie. Yeah, all right, Tammy,

663
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 3: let's get tell me on before Pats his news. Good morning, Tammy.

664
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 8: Hi man, it's an honor.

665
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 3: It's an honor for me as well to be dispensing

666
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:26,800
Speaker 3: pies again, Tammy, where are you?

667
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 5: We'll send you your pie Marlgrave today. Mulgrave Pie is

668
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 5: in the air right now. It's on the way to you.

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Speaker 5: Enjoy your warm pies.

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Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show podcast this morning.

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Speaker 3: Then we're looking for your stories. Call us up, say Christian,

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Speaker 3: you won't believe what my partner wrecked like Ali's partner.

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Speaker 14: My fiance wrecked our toilet by setting it on fire.

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Speaker 14: He lit a candle in there forgot about it. It

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Speaker 14: was in a little metal tin and it got so

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Speaker 14: hot it melted through the system. But then because it

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Speaker 14: was metal, it was flowing in the water in.

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Speaker 7: The system and just lit the whole toilet on fire.

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Speaker 5: Incredible work, perhats. What is Chris wrecked?

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Speaker 2: Oh you won't believe what Chris wrecked? So he's a

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Speaker 2: sucker for those TV advertorials for Deno's direct.

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Speaker 3: And I love those, it says, I could just watch

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Speaker 3: them for minutes and minute.

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Speaker 6: He thought so hard for that cinema screen in your

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Speaker 6: living room to work infomercial.

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Speaker 5: Now that's great. There's nothing better to watch on an

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Speaker 5: imax screen that those.

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Speaker 2: He's an absolute sucker and an I don't come on,

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Speaker 2: you'll go we need that. I need to get that, you.

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Speaker 3: Know tomorrow the show. What have you brought from a

691
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Speaker 3: TV infomercial? I brought this some sort of I think

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Speaker 3: it was. Actually it was that it was like magic

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Speaker 3: window clean or it had magic in the title and

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Speaker 3: like a sparkle sort of clip up effect on a screen.

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Speaker 3: And I was like that, I'll get my phone out going,

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Speaker 3: this is what we need for the windows one clean

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Speaker 3: once a year. Sign me up, sir, take my money.

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Speaker 2: He bought these we just laid fresh turf. And he

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Speaker 2: bought these shoe spikes that you strap onto the bottom

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Speaker 2: of you.

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Speaker 3: Yes, you do that.

702
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Speaker 5: In an episode the Bottom of your Shoes.

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Speaker 2: They had velcrow like two veltro velcrow strips.

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Speaker 5: On the top and the mountaineer. Yes. Yes.

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Speaker 2: So the idea was to walk across the grass and

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Speaker 2: then he had this fertilizer thing. He'd fertilize it the lawn,

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Speaker 2: air rate the lawn. Only when he went to turn

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Speaker 2: the sprinkler system on, there was like sprouts of water

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Speaker 2: going everywhere. So he'd cut through the pipes.

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Speaker 3: The piping underneath your irrigation.

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Speaker 2: Wrecked the irrigation through the whole front lawn. So now

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Speaker 2: when you turn the spring, it still hasn't been fixed

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Speaker 2: because it's under the water.

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Speaker 3: Display vegas in your garden. Yeah, amazing, it's beautiful. All right,

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Speaker 3: So call up, said Christian. You won't believe what my

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Speaker 3: partner wrecked.

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Speaker 1: Christian Donald Show Podcasts.

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Speaker 3: Ask him this morning, what did your partner wreck? Sharon's

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Speaker 3: got a story here. My wedding dress. My partner mistakenly

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Speaker 3: took it another sacred keyp fightings to the tip.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, that's horrendous. Did you make it? I want

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Speaker 5: to know did you make it? Go back?

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Speaker 3: In movies you see someone going back to the tip

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Speaker 3: and just sort of rummaging around. Surely you can't just

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Speaker 3: rock up there and start having it. Looks around. Has

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Speaker 3: anyone ever done that where they've accidentally thrown someone away?

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Speaker 5: Give it?

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Speaker 6: We get calls of people gone through the real Yeah,

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Speaker 6: for stuff they're thrown away that they kidding.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if you've actually done that, don't tell me about

731
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Speaker 3: someone you heard at work. But you've actually done it yourself.

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Speaker 3: We've actually go to the wherever the garbo's dump it

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Speaker 3: all stuff at the landfill site and rummaged through to

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Speaker 3: find something you shouldn't have thrown away. I want to

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Speaker 3: hear about that. Nine four one four three Christian, what

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Speaker 3: did my partner wret? My wife left the tap in

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Speaker 3: the laundry sink running with the plug in it. We

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Speaker 3: were sitting on the couch playing games and suddenly there

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Speaker 3: was a river in the house. There's a different phone,

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Speaker 3: and I'm not sure we can ever do it. When

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Speaker 3: you were playing games? What happened? And this is this

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Speaker 3: is actually, this isn't even a funny one. Actually, this

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Speaker 3: poor guy, Christian my WrestleMania two video where Hulk Hogan

744
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 3: took on King Kong. Bundy sat down to watch it

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Speaker 3: after we built our first house and all that was

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Speaker 3: recorded was Ricky Lake.

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Speaker 5: It still hurts days, still hurts Ricky Lake. There's a throwback.

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Speaker 5: It still hurts decades later. Christian, that's so much it's.

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Speaker 6: Taking Ricky Lake to watch later. Maybe if it was

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Speaker 6: on TVA during the middle of the day and there's

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Speaker 6: nothing else to watch.

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Speaker 3: Nine four one four one four three. Christian, you won't

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Speaker 3: believe what my partner wrecked.

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Speaker 5: Cindy.

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Speaker 11: Yes, Christian, how are you going?

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Speaker 5: I'm good, Cindy, Welcome to the show. So what did

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Speaker 5: your partner wreck?

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Speaker 7: Well, this was actually my brother in law and I

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Speaker 7: lived overseas in Bali and I had just done my

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Speaker 7: beautiful home office there and it was really hard to

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Speaker 7: get any sort of die in Bali. So I've got

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Speaker 7: a beautiful wall planner imported from Australia, had it on

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Speaker 7: the wall. Office was complete, and he thought it appropriate

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Speaker 7: to draw what can only be described as a corner

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Speaker 7: copier of shapes on every day of the month planner

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Speaker 7: phallus shapes.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I don't understand why.

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Speaker 7: And it was with permanent market.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, an ancient cave drawing?

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Speaker 6: Why do you do that? As men?

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Speaker 8: Like?

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Speaker 6: Why do you want to draw a picture of that?

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Speaker 9: Of that?

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Speaker 3: Why? Why that? You know?

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Speaker 5: Maybe it's an eleven year old or twelve year old.

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Speaker 5: It's all very excited.

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Speaker 3: But then as a grown adult also is that true?

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Speaker 5: Then?

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Speaker 3: So Balinese people do not like a diary? How do

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Speaker 3: they know when we're coming to stay there?

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Speaker 7: It's all it's all in Indonesian And yes, I just

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Speaker 7: wanted an autie diary with English.

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Speaker 5: Local confusing me? Is it January or gobbedy gook? I

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Speaker 5: don't know.

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Speaker 6: The Shay Drew recognized.

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Speaker 5: Language universal language to palace.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'commel show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Just now we were talking about what your partner wrecked

789
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Speaker 3: and Jason was sharing a story about his video got

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Speaker 3: take over of wrestle Mania too, Holt Hogan in action

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Speaker 3: sadly raised from history in a place with some episode

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Speaker 3: of Ricky Lake and uh cath In Lily Dale heard

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Speaker 3: all that Christian morning. My husband taped the video of

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Speaker 3: our baby ultrasound go about thirty years you used to

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Speaker 3: get video of the ultrasound very high tech. Years later,

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Speaker 3: I went to watch her husband take over his bloody

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00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 3: car racing of Bathurst. He's just he was just he's

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Speaker 3: just about survived with his life. I'll never let him

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Speaker 3: forget it. Do you know what to on the show?

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Speaker 3: What got taped over?

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 3: It was the worst thing in your life in those

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Speaker 3: early days of home taping.

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Speaker 5: Do you remember you sort of pull off a special tab.

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Speaker 3: And do not do not race Christians video because my

806
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 3: sister used to do this a lot for her, like

807
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Speaker 3: horse racing and stuff like that.

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Speaker 5: She was into horses.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, pulling off the tab and made it safe so

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Speaker 6: you can a tape over it, but then you can

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Speaker 6: put your tape over it and then you can tape I.

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Speaker 3: Need to record countdown or whatever it was you were recording.

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Speaker 3: So what got taped over? Let's talk about that tomorrow

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Speaker 3: on the show. Well, this was not meant to be.

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Speaker 3: What we're doing now was not meant to be. For

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Speaker 3: this is prime time. It's the middle of the school run,

817
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Speaker 3: breakfast radio. It's all about the school run. It's all

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Speaker 3: about this part of the show. However, I was hoping

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Speaker 3: we would have offloaded.

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Speaker 5: On the show.

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Speaker 3: I'm now looking at this going this ain't the premo stuff.

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Speaker 3: So however, we are where we are in life. Wherever

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Speaker 3: you are there, you are as I would to say,

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Speaker 3: let's embraces the stink. Yesterday he had a lovely email

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Speaker 3: and that's where it should have ended. Lovely email from

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Speaker 3: ankled Alan Christian. I'm visiting Melbourne from the UK, attending

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Speaker 3: the World Congress of Sociology at the Melbourne Conference Center.

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Speaker 3: And Christian, I want to fuck a pop interestation and

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Speaker 3: get a show fridge magnet and I said absolutely, of course.

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Speaker 3: I then my eyes saw his final line, which we

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Speaker 3: now must fall on. If you did want a talking

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Speaker 3: point for the show, then embarrassing moments of conferences might

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Speaker 3: provide some revealing insights. This is where we should have

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Speaker 3: left it and have some better material here. However, we

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Speaker 3: are now going to ask you about conference stories. I

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Speaker 3: emailed at about going get the ball rolling. It sounds

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Speaker 3: like a guy who's been to them. Maybe have you

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Speaker 3: got one?

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Speaker 6: Well, it sounds like he had a story.

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Speaker 5: It's a story. Okay, let me share it with you.

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Speaker 5: This is from Alan.

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Speaker 3: I was on the committee of a UK geography education

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Speaker 3: charity setting up their annual conference. They just had a

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Speaker 3: Lori load of Teddy Bears delivered and displayed on the

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Speaker 3: merch table. Were even a college sports hall. That's where

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Speaker 3: the exhibition stands were located. Already we're into conference lingo

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Speaker 3: with the exhibition stands. It was then I noticed a

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Speaker 3: basketball hoop. At the time, not many people around. They

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Speaker 3: were setting up all the stands. So I began getting

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Speaker 3: these teddy bears and trying to put them through the hoops.

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Speaker 3: This is when I didn't realize that people were beginning

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Speaker 3: to come into the hall. The charity president, a representative

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Speaker 3: of the cute Teddy Bears, the author of the children's book.

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Speaker 3: This is actually made into a new big Netflix children's

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Speaker 3: TV show where the bear was the main character. That

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Speaker 3: is the story.

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Speaker 6: Not that embarrassing.

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Speaker 5: I've got another one here. Good afternoon, Christians.

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Speaker 6: It's good to use great stories.

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Speaker 3: Turning on the garden tap, you let the rusty brown

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Speaker 3: water come out, then you get the nice clear stuff.

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Speaker 5: Maybe. Good afternoon, Christian.

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Speaker 3: My name is Chris and I'm automobile locksmith. Many years

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Speaker 3: ago I attended a master locksmith conference up on the

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Speaker 3: Gold Coast. I met it with a friend of mine

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Speaker 3: who does what I do, but importanc Quarry. This is

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Speaker 3: the joy of conferences. We do the same thing. After

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Speaker 3: day of seminars, we were networking in the bar, basically

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Speaker 3: hitting the beers.

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Speaker 6: What does it locksmith needed network? You work on your own.

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Speaker 3: Attending the conference were several international trainers who were considered

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Speaker 3: top of their game. They were sitting around a table chatting.

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Speaker 3: I grab my mate, Adam, who is now about ten

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Speaker 3: beers in, and I said, hey, come meet these guys.

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Speaker 5: I know them. They're locksmithing royalty.

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Speaker 3: I could do a whole phone and about who is

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Speaker 3: royalty in your industry. Addam, by now is about twelve

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Speaker 3: beers in. We go over, I make the intro. We

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Speaker 3: got to shake hands, and then Adam starts vomiting.

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Speaker 5: Oh that's the story.

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Speaker 6: Oh wow.

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Speaker 3: So my question is do we play a song, come

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Speaker 3: back with something else, or do we say are there

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Speaker 3: any stories about conferences?

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Speaker 6: The thing about conferences is there's many stalls. So we

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Speaker 6: we've been to two stalls and we didn't like what

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Speaker 6: we saw. But let's continue walking around the exhibition center.

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Speaker 3: Conference mishaps Carl Brighter you're listening to the Christian o'crl

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Speaker 3: show podcast. All right, we've got some stories and about

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Speaker 3: what happened at a conference.

891
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:17,319
Speaker 5: We weren't sure we get any.

892
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Speaker 3: We read two out there weren't really stories on the

893
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Speaker 3: phone system here that the team label people up before

894
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 3: they come on air, and one of you called in.

895
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Speaker 3: I looked over at the phone system. One of the

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Speaker 3: producers written conference story too drunk, woke up naked in

897
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:35,439
Speaker 3: hotel lobby and then underneath it and lock capitols. No,

898
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Speaker 3: so far, most of the conference stories we've heard about

899
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Speaker 3: our Australiums getting drunk and being sick, getting drunk and

900
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Speaker 3: waking up naked. I mean, this is what happens in confidence?

901
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:53,719
Speaker 3: Are they just a big jolly where people chat to

902
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 3: other people who do the same job as in all

903
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 3: over the world and then basically get drunk.

904
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Speaker 6: I've never been to a conference, would love to go

905
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Speaker 6: to one.

906
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 3: I have been to many across Europe radio conferences. You

907
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:09,640
Speaker 3: meet very very passionate, intense individuals that have too many

908
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 3: questions about the stuff in radio that you do not

909
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:15,799
Speaker 3: need to even consider let have an opinion on. But

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Speaker 3: they are good fun. It is nice speaking to other

911
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 3: people that do your job from around the world. Actually,

912
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:21,360
Speaker 3: all right, so do you want me to take you

913
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Speaker 3: to the next conference.

914
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Speaker 6: Let's go to the next conference.

915
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Speaker 5: Now, Simon, you've been to a couple of conferences, haven't you.

916
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Speaker 13: Mate, Yes, I have. I've been to four of the

917
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:38,759
Speaker 13: national banana conferences, plus an almond conference or two, a

918
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Speaker 13: citrus conference or two, a wine conference or two.

919
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Speaker 3: Now what industry do you work in them? Because obviously

920
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Speaker 3: you're not solely in the whole banana industry.

921
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Speaker 13: No, I'm in a crop protection business. So we supply

922
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Speaker 13: the stuff that stops.

923
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Speaker 3: Bananas, citrus going sour going off.

924
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Speaker 13: Yes, yep, that's the stuff.

925
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Speaker 5: All right.

926
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Speaker 6: Now let's get to good stuff. Simon, what happened at

927
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Speaker 6: the company?

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Speaker 3: You've been to at least ten conferences? If you must

929
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Speaker 3: have some stories.

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Speaker 16: Ah, Look, I've got to be honest. They're usually pretty

931
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Speaker 16: serious affairs because they're they're all trying to solve an

932
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Speaker 16: issue or two of making sure that everyone gets fed

933
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Speaker 16: and everyone can afford to keep doing what they do.

934
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Speaker 16: So I gotta say I don't have any stories about

935
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Speaker 16: waking up drunk and naked in a fou that's frea.

936
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Speaker 5: Tell you what too late? Next one? You're up a

937
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 5: world conference? Three, get on it.

938
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Speaker 13: There is a Potato International Potato Congress in Australia next year.

939
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:48,839
Speaker 13: Who knows you could go for world fame.

940
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Speaker 3: Yes, what is the next one? You're attending someone? So

941
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:54,720
Speaker 3: what's in your future? Sort of calendar for conferences?

942
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:55,719
Speaker 6: Oh?

943
00:44:55,760 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 13: Look, I think there is actually a there is an

944
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Speaker 13: almond one coming up. I think which is the next one?

945
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Speaker 3: And would there be a day or is it a

946
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Speaker 3: couple of days? Since sort of intense almond talk.

947
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Speaker 16: It's usually a couple of days, that's for sure.

948
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 3: And what kind of like what do you get professors

949
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Speaker 3: and expot's talking about it?

950
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:22,399
Speaker 13: Have you like seriously? You know it's like the banana one.

951
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 13: There is international prefaces and experts.

952
00:45:26,239 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 3: Hello, my name is Professor Deica and I'm an expert

953
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,879
Speaker 3: in bananas. There's nothing funny about this. Yes, they look

954
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:36,320
Speaker 3: like fallos. I've heard it before.

955
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 13: There is a lot of bright yellow merch. You can

956
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Speaker 13: get it.

957
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Speaker 3: Simon, this is great, Thank you very much. You'll bring

958
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Speaker 3: us into a world of conferences. Okay, awesome, thanks mate,

959
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:49,719
Speaker 3: Let's go to Jen.

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Speaker 5: Jen. You've got a conference story for us.

961
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Speaker 10: Good morning, Christine, how are you?

962
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Speaker 1: Love you?

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Speaker 5: Oh bless you? Thanks Jen. Now what conference have you

964
00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:57,880
Speaker 5: been to?

965
00:45:58,480 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 2: Well?

966
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Speaker 10: I was in London at the Town and it was

967
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:05,799
Speaker 10: a big recruitment conference and we were I invited one

968
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Speaker 10: of our top clients to the conference and as these

969
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 10: always these things always end up, we ended up going

970
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 10: for drinks afterwards in the conference center. So, as you

971
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 10: can imagine, flaming sampleks was a really great idea at

972
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:22,880
Speaker 10: the time. They were very trendy and but as I

973
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Speaker 10: was taking taking my first drink, I burnt my lip

974
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:30,239
Speaker 10: and I spat it out because I'm very really classy

975
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:35,000
Speaker 10: izzy in London, and I spat it onto my top

976
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:42,799
Speaker 10: clients tie, which set the tie on fire. Liquid lot

977
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 10: of those moments when you just wish the world would

978
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 10: open up and swallowing in the same the first thing

979
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 10: I thought I would do, which was really clever, with

980
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 10: take the first glass of water and throw us over.

981
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:55,800
Speaker 16: Yeah, it just gets better.

982
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:57,279
Speaker 10: We didn't get a lot of business out of that

983
00:46:57,320 --> 00:47:00,760
Speaker 10: client later, but anyway, it was This is a great

984
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:03,879
Speaker 10: story to phone up on a Tuesday morning and tell

985
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:04,360
Speaker 10: you about.

986
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:06,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you very much for sharing Jen. The story

987
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 3: of the flaming Zambukas.

988
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:10,839
Speaker 16: Okay, you have a great day and you.

989
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:13,440
Speaker 1: Jen Christian Connall Show Podcast.

990
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,759
Speaker 3: You've got a big trip coming up. I'm heading back

991
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:17,760
Speaker 3: to Europe to see my mom and dad this weekend.

992
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 3: When we head into our break.

993
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 6: We're going to the US to see Bianca's family, which

994
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 6: is a great trip. Can't wait to go, I bet.

995
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 6: But last night something was proposed to me that I'm

996
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:32,919
Speaker 6: really worried about, and I'm asking for a call to help,

997
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:35,719
Speaker 6: for anybody who can essentially teach me how to hit

998
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 6: a golf ball straight in under a week. Now, I

999
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 6: know you did lessons for like a year before you

1000
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 6: gave up.

1001
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:46,279
Speaker 3: Honestly, Jack, there are professionals that have performance issues and

1002
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:48,800
Speaker 3: can't hit it straight in any great tournament of the Masters.

1003
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 3: There are people who are professional golfers who are in

1004
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 3: the top one percent who still can't hit it straight. Sometimes,

1005
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you ain't going to do it in

1006
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:58,279
Speaker 3: a couple of days. So what game is lined up?

1007
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:02,359
Speaker 6: So my father in law, I'm forever trying to impress, right,

1008
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 6: he's lining up.

1009
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 5: One of those.

1010
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:07,280
Speaker 6: He's one of those no man will be good enough.

1011
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:14,360
Speaker 6: And this man, he said, we're going to play a

1012
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 6: round of golf when you get here. And he said

1013
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 6: it before, and I've said, no, no, I can't do it.

1014
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:20,359
Speaker 6: I've never played golf. I can't do it. I've been

1015
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 6: to a driving range before and I'm slicing it everywhere,

1016
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:25,319
Speaker 6: hooking it the other way, is never going straight. He's like,

1017
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:28,239
Speaker 6: what we're doing is we're going to play what's called

1018
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 6: a three par course, so every hole is only three part,

1019
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 6: so it's a shorter distance to each hole.

1020
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:35,879
Speaker 5: That's still really hard.

1021
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:37,319
Speaker 6: That's what I said.

1022
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:39,400
Speaker 9: It's like, unless she's going to let you kick it

1023
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:43,200
Speaker 9: down or throw it, there's no whatsoever.

1024
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 6: You know, if you want to make it more even

1025
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,279
Speaker 6: for me to play, do mini golf is kind of

1026
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 6: the level.

1027
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 5: Have a gig, have a bear, it's good fun.

1028
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:51,919
Speaker 6: No, So now he's like, now it's only one hit

1029
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:53,879
Speaker 6: and then you're on the green and then you only

1030
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,760
Speaker 6: have to go if you could hit it straight.

1031
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:01,759
Speaker 3: Honestly, that the pressure shot in golf. Pressure is when

1032
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 3: you're teeing off right. And what what golfers do is

1033
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 3: they you're in your head, you're terrified, you have your

1034
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 3: father in law there. Plus it's not just him playing,

1035
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 3: is there someone else joining?

1036
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 14: You.

1037
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 6: This is the vorst part. So Bank's sister married this

1038
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,879
Speaker 6: guy Brent last year, who's like the way you.

1039
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 3: Spat that I don't like, Well, I don't care for him.

1040
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:23,879
Speaker 5: You went Brent, but he.

1041
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 6: Is the quintessential all American knowledge athlete. Yeah, you just

1042
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 6: picture a guy with his shirt off, looking good, throwing

1043
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:36,120
Speaker 6: the pig skin like on the beach Bradney Cooper. Yes. Anyway,

1044
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:38,400
Speaker 6: he's a big golfer, so he's really keen to go

1045
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:41,279
Speaker 6: on the really keen to go on the father in

1046
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:44,400
Speaker 6: law golf impressing day. And then there's me dragging the

1047
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:47,319
Speaker 6: life feet along as well. He's now a lawyer as well,

1048
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:51,600
Speaker 6: so like rolling in the money for the family. Like

1049
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:54,279
Speaker 6: they'll talk business on the course, and I would just

1050
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:55,359
Speaker 6: be like jogging.

1051
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 3: Behind, how your shares doing at the moment, looking for

1052
00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 3: my ball in the how is your swing going at

1053
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 3: the moment, all this kind of crusty old back by

1054
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:04,279
Speaker 3: the way. What you're doing for clubs, Well.

1055
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 6: I guess I gotta hire them.

1056
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:09,840
Speaker 3: Oh no, well that is the shame of shame. You

1057
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 3: stick out like a sword, and they're like old, rusty

1058
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:13,040
Speaker 3: sort of things.

1059
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 6: Made out of wood.

1060
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 3: Bag of vans, you're being plus fours and a cap.

1061
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 6: I'm not going to spend thousands of dollars to go

1062
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 6: and get measured up and buy some new clubs and

1063
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 6: then take them pay extra.

1064
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:29,799
Speaker 3: You need to really hurt your back on the flight over.

1065
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:32,320
Speaker 3: You cannot play.

1066
00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:36,719
Speaker 6: I just need to hit straight, says every Go forever.

1067
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,400
Speaker 3: Just when you're teeing off, they'd be like making small

1068
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:42,200
Speaker 3: talk and bands and old Jack's looking a bit nervous, Dave,

1069
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:46,960
Speaker 3: and then you'll be shanking it.

1070
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 5: It'll be going off like, oh you play headguards.

1071
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,800
Speaker 3: I catch up whether like high five? You're paying world

1072
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 3: to Derek today? What are you shooting off at the moment?

1073
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 5: Nine Jack was.

1074
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 6: In the bank. Was such a good golfer as a kid.

1075
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:03,879
Speaker 6: They lived on a golf course. Is it my father?

1076
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:05,840
Speaker 6: How serious he takes golfing?

1077
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 2: Wow?

1078
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:09,280
Speaker 6: Yanka and her siblings who are like in the local paper.

1079
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 6: So you go to the house, they've got framed pictures

1080
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Speaker 6: of Bianca.

1081
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 5: You know you don't play.

1082
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 3: This is a recipe, just as you don't play golf

1083
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:20,960
Speaker 3: with those people business.

1084
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:22,839
Speaker 5: No they let me go. No, No, it's just for fun.

1085
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 5: Those people don't play golf for.

1086
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:27,640
Speaker 6: Fun, you know, what's different. Plenty of times he's asked

1087
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:29,359
Speaker 6: me before will you play golf? And no, no, no,

1088
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 6: don't want to. This time he used a new tactic

1089
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:35,280
Speaker 6: that I can't really wriggle out off. He goes, Jack,

1090
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:38,440
Speaker 6: I want to bond with you more, and I think

1091
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 6: we should play golf together. What do you say to that.

1092
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 6: You can't say no, I don't want to bond with you.

1093
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 5: Just say that we could.

1094
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:48,239
Speaker 3: There many ways a bar, go to a bargo for

1095
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:50,239
Speaker 3: a walk. In fact, why don't you say you love

1096
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:55,239
Speaker 3: playing pickaball fastest? Let's pickable together, father in law?

1097
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:57,319
Speaker 6: You know what I'll tell you. One other time he

1098
00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:59,759
Speaker 6: said that he wants to bond with me. There's a

1099
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:02,160
Speaker 6: player it's called the Japanese Bathhouse here in Melbourne. And

1100
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:10,960
Speaker 6: when he was in Melbourne, you you go and have

1101
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:13,719
Speaker 6: a good time. We don't have a good time. You

1102
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:16,800
Speaker 6: just go and naked and you bath with other gentlemen,

1103
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:20,760
Speaker 6: including a big bath.

1104
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 5: He wanted to Cafolly's going to get you in a bunker.

1105
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 5: This is what I was talking about.

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Speaker 1: I found your balls, Jack Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 3: So Jack posts just want to know if he could

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Speaker 3: master the art of golf in five days.

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Speaker 6: I just want to hit straight to.

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Speaker 3: Michaelson playing against Tiger Woods. You know that's all of

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Speaker 3: them on the tour.

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Speaker 6: I don't want to exit a bunker or learn how

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Speaker 6: to part just hit straight.

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Speaker 5: All right.

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Speaker 3: So a lot of our golfing friends have become activating this.

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Speaker 3: First of all, you kept calling it three part, and

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Speaker 3: he stubs that's part three. Just sorry, that's what they say,

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Speaker 3: trying for show part for Doe.

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Speaker 5: Hey, Jack, you can always be the caddy. Don't do that.

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Speaker 3: No, don't do that, No, no, no, Jack, head down

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Speaker 3: to my golf course.

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Speaker 5: See big Roscoe, Jeff Ross.

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Speaker 3: He's a man telling Clipper you're not writing this down,

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Speaker 3: telling Clippo sent you. That's all you old Christian get

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Speaker 3: Jack just does it. He didn't say what type of

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Speaker 3: golf for this? A book at minigolf, Paul, Jack, there's

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Speaker 3: no way he's coming out of this looking anything other

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Speaker 3: than silly. Thank you, Paul, and another Paul. Don't force

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Speaker 3: a swing or try to smash the Bejesus out of it.

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Speaker 3: This is what mine's trying to keep saying. Just let

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Speaker 3: the club do the work. It really is, of course,

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Speaker 3: that simple golf isn't it?

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Speaker 5: Good luck? Jack?

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Speaker 6: Well, thank you for that last person actually trying to help.

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Speaker 6: Where the other ones are racing time with joke?

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Speaker 3: Well, he just said today, why didn't you go down

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Speaker 3: a driving range to see where you are? Then you'll

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Speaker 3: have a better idea whether you can.

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Speaker 6: If I need somebody there to coach me and tell

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Speaker 6: me how to do it.

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Speaker 5: Oh well, now you're going to get cool from every clump.

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Speaker 3: Clippo sent you. All right, time for the time waster.

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Speaker 3: We are looking for your shoe bands? Yay? Who is

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Speaker 3: on stage at Shoefest Van's Morrison, Gold, the sneaker Pumps, Blunstone, Roses, Silva,

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Speaker 3: Kenny Coggins and justin Timberland.

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Speaker 5: All right, Jackie boy. Who else is on stage at Shoefest?

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Speaker 6: Cleat Loaf?

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Speaker 3: Oh, very good, Cleat.

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Speaker 5: Someone's having a good Google search for types of footwear.

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Speaker 4: Cleat loafs gold plus kid crop, also gold, this one

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Speaker 4: the red hot Hushy Puppies for hush.

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Speaker 6: Puppies, Yeah yeah, yeah, yes, Silver and he was here

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Speaker 6: this weekend Michael Bootleg.

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Speaker 5: Okay, yeah Silver?

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Speaker 3: Who else is on stage at shoefest? Were looking for

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Speaker 3: your shoe bands? Fall seventy five three one oh four three.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to guess. I'm guessing. I was just gonna think.

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Speaker 3: I wonder if anyone on the show owns a pair

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Speaker 3: of clogs. I bet Pantsy does clogs.

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Speaker 2: Crocs are absolutely not how tear you never even tried

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Speaker 2: on a.

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Speaker 3: Pair of cross My wife was looking at some because

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Speaker 3: apparently they come back in she goes. So, my wife

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Speaker 3: goes to me the name God, do you remember when

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Speaker 3: crocs were in fashion? I went, I don't ever remember

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Speaker 3: that time in history where they were the must have

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Speaker 3: fashion items.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Our time Waster this morning, we're looking for your shoe bands. Jack,

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Speaker 3: You're ready tomorrow, Vans, haylen Ash, well done, shoebye, Brothers, Brothers,

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Speaker 3: very good, Steve the FeelA Ice FeelA old school brow

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Speaker 3: spoand out, ballet flats, Silver, Nike min Ash gold. That's

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Speaker 3: so much on Meryl Crow sensible sort of mirror King brand.

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Speaker 3: Aren't they ones.

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Speaker 6: Where you can get the full toes like you get

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Speaker 6: five toes.

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Speaker 3: Separated vibro fingers or people love it when we meral man.

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Speaker 5: Is he yeah, it's that thing?

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Speaker 6: Yes, he'll talk to you like when we were doing.

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Speaker 6: I should have brought it up when we were doing

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Speaker 6: Like you've been enlightened earlier this morning. Him getting those

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Speaker 6: mirror shoes, it's like, oh, it's like your foot, you're

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Speaker 6: stepping on nothing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's hand. You do it two hours after

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Speaker 3: we've done it.

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Speaker 5: Should should have done it earlier.

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Speaker 3: Radio anyway, Bluestone, Temple, Pilots, Bronze, Cheats and Thong God.

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Speaker 5: Very good, Judy Morabit and yeah were they Yeah, oh

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Speaker 5: yeah they did some songs.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you play some of the eighties lose bongs songs.

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Speaker 5: Gold, nikall back Gold, that's very good.

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Speaker 3: Phraser, Davis Motley, CrOx, Silva, La Costa, del Rey, Bronze,

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Speaker 3: Birkenstocks of Tokyo, Bronze, New Kids on the Crocs Gold,

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Speaker 3: He didn't put your name on the eight four it,

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Speaker 3: but very funny. New Kids on the Crocs, Nike and

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Speaker 3: the Mechanics from Tony Silvera, ri E. M.

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Speaker 5: Williams.

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Speaker 3: That's very good, Johnny and Cornfield very good. And Doc

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Speaker 3: Chris Martin from Mary Silvera.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 5: Let's talk about tomorrow's show today.

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Speaker 3: Thank you very much, to all the golfers are offering

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Speaker 3: Jack various tips as if it is the sim for them.

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Speaker 5: One to film.

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Speaker 3: Micholson Rory as well. It really is, apparently, golf the

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Speaker 3: simplest thing in the world.

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Speaker 5: You just need to x y, he said. But you

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Speaker 5: have had an offer of help from this team.

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Speaker 6: Tom our producer is gonna help me hit straight by

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Speaker 6: taking to my first ever lesson tomorrow. I didn't even

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Speaker 6: know Thom was a golfer.

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Speaker 5: He is Thomas, one of these in Tom world.

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Speaker 3: He's one of the greatest all rounders that never made

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Speaker 3: it whatever sport, He's done it to a very very

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Speaker 3: high level. I remember once when I was trying to

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Speaker 3: learn how to golf before I had to retire because

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Speaker 3: it was terrible. I played nine holes and went round

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Speaker 3: in some like a thousand, so a low score for me.

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Speaker 3: He just went, We're never playing together and then carry on.

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Speaker 3: I was like, okay, Dad, So so is.

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Speaker 6: He the best coach that I need? Someone who's paid

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Speaker 6: Do you know what?

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Speaker 5: He's the coach You're gonna get it.

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Speaker 3: He'll be wrapping that shaft around you, so excuse me, Amy,

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Speaker 3: crapping that car around you.

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Speaker 5: One way to get you to learn of course.

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Speaker 3: Anyhow okay, so well be tomorrow show today what I'm

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Speaker 3: gone back? What got taped over? Do you have any

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Speaker 3: old video cassettes when someone taped over it? What got

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Speaker 3: taped over? What did you have recorded? And with Jack

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Speaker 3: talking about the reason why we're talking about golf, he

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Speaker 3: just tuned in. Jack has got a real Russia shot

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Speaker 3: next week when he's in America with the in laws.

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Speaker 5: Your dad loves playing golf and is obviously very very good.

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Speaker 6: Mushia was my dad, I would be fine. It's my

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Speaker 6: father in law I have to impress and he's taking

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Speaker 6: his other son in law.

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Speaker 5: This is.

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Speaker 3: On a golf course, so we want to know tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: Then father in law stories because there is a tension,

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Speaker 3: there is a dynamic into it. Yeah, like no other

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Speaker 3: with your father in laws. Definitely mine where I have

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Speaker 3: I feel an ever. I've been with Bianca eleven years,

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Speaker 3: but I still feel the need to impress him and

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Speaker 3: I need to hit this golf ball straight. I remember

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Speaker 3: my wife and I've been married about ten years and

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Speaker 3: my father in law was over for dinner and my

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Speaker 3: wife went to the bathroom and he just leant into me.

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Speaker 3: And when you never asked my permission. My daughter's hand right,

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Speaker 3: and I thought he was joking, but it'd obviously been

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Speaker 3: something that really stayed in there for ten years. Ten years,

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Speaker 3: happily married kids, She's well looked after. This dude's started

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Speaker 3: a problem because I never went round the old fashioned thing.

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Speaker 6: The most awkward moment of my life, they still shudder

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Speaker 6: thinking about it, is me clumsily asking my father and

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Speaker 6: Laura if I could marry Bianca.

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Speaker 3: Oh pause it, Cliffhanger. Then let's come back to this tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: We want your father and all stories tomorrow as well.

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Speaker 3: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com DoD are you enjoy

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Speaker 3: your day? Thanks for joining us.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show.