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Speaker 1: A good motive. Ours is on the line. It's coming on,

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Speaker 1: Lawrence Smooth.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello Lisa.

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Speaker 3: It is so nice to hear your voices, and so

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Speaker 3: good to be flying into.

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Speaker 4: Perhaps no, I know, good to be flying for stuff.

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Speaker 2: Well, absolutely, this tour Beauty.

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Speaker 3: The tickets that people at Will have bought went on

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Speaker 3: sale at the beginning at the end of twenty nineteen

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Speaker 3: October twenty nineteen. How long we've been living with this

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Speaker 3: absolute mess g lobally two and a half years, and

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Speaker 3: so comedy is being very well received.

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Speaker 2: I can tell you.

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Speaker 4: Well, as you said, the show is called beauty. Is

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Speaker 4: it the Lawrence Mooney story or is it about our

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Speaker 4: accession looking good?

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Speaker 3: Well, it's more a Sereno di bergerac story.

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Speaker 2: It's let's look for our inner beauty. Okay, yeah, I

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Speaker 2: mean we are now.

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Speaker 3: The most photographed people that have ever walked the planet.

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Speaker 3: Most of those photographs are taken of ourselves, by our

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Speaker 3: and we've just become self obsessed. So I'm telling everyone

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Speaker 3: just to accept yourself as you are. I'm imploring the

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Speaker 3: millennials and the gen wirese to grow pubic hair for

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Speaker 3: the first time.

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Speaker 2: Enjoy themselves.

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Speaker 3: You know what. The War on body hair has just

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Speaker 3: gone bananas. I mean, I use the example of my

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Speaker 3: dogs now, as you know, I'm a dog lover, nursing

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Speaker 3: the noodle of my dogs.

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Speaker 2: And they get up.

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Speaker 3: In the morning.

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Speaker 2: They don't look in the mirror, they don't wipe the

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Speaker 2: goop out of their eyes. I don't do their hair,

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Speaker 2: but's still they're.

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Speaker 3: Too cute and you want to just bite them on

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Speaker 3: the face.

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Speaker 1: And wouldn't they look scary hairless completely Lawrence, like that

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Speaker 1: hairfl football of arms.

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Speaker 2: If you've ever seen a hairless cat. Dogs embrace the

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Speaker 2: hair people.

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Speaker 3: So it's all about It's all about our obsession with

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Speaker 3: beauty and the fact that we should love one another

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Speaker 3: a little bit more and just accept each other for

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Speaker 3: who we are. Basically, it's my aging show, Lisa, Yes,

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Speaker 3: like you relate, Lisa, I am. I'm getting as wrinkly

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Speaker 3: as an elephant elephant's armpit. So I'm just all about

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Speaker 3: let's have a good time. So you know, it's a

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Speaker 3: classick moon Man show.

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Speaker 2: There's a little bit of blue, there's a little bit

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Speaker 2: of high brow, there's a little bit of low brow.

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Speaker 3: You know, I'm calling it a musht So looking very

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Speaker 3: forward to playing the regals, so really am It's great,

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Speaker 3: isn't it a great spot?

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Speaker 4: It is full of history. You can feel it coming

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Speaker 4: from the you know, the old.

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Speaker 3: Carpet absolutely again, dripping from the chandeliers. Yeh. And birth

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Speaker 3: is open and alive, which you know we've all been

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Speaker 3: through it in our different ways.

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Speaker 2: I've been living in Sydney, so I'm.

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Speaker 3: A former Melbourne boy watching it unfold down there.

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Speaker 2: And of course you.

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Speaker 3: Guys too, you've been eyesighted for too long. It's time

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Speaker 3: for some of us to come back and fire the

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Speaker 3: place right hard, and of.

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Speaker 4: Course just in time for masks off. We're getting our

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Speaker 4: masks off at midnight tonight.

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Speaker 1: I full capacity all that stuff, yeah.

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Speaker 5: Full capacity and masks off music comedians is because I

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Speaker 5: don't make people laugh at hard enough. Well you know

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Speaker 5: we're muffled with a mask or looking out into an

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Speaker 5: audience that's masked.

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Speaker 3: It's been so surreal, it's been really sci fi. You know,

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Speaker 3: people looking up and you you can see.

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Speaker 2: The smiling eyes and take up the mask. That is.

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Speaker 2: That is great news.

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Speaker 3: That's back to full capacity and masks off and it's

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Speaker 3: going to be just a fabulous time in.

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Speaker 2: Perth for all I do love this.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I do love this subject.

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Speaker 5: Beauty.

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Speaker 4: Is there a current fad that really ticks you off?

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Speaker 4: Because the lips? Is that the the whole hair lips?

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Speaker 2: The lips look really sore.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to say that I have always been

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Speaker 3: a bit of a moisturizer myself.

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Speaker 2: I can't too hard on the beauty fad, but the

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Speaker 2: lips I.

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Speaker 3: Think, you know, I think the whole and I'm not

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Speaker 3: you know, judging people. Whatever gets you through the night,

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Speaker 3: whatever you need to do. But when you do the

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Speaker 3: full boat and the lips, you don't look younger. You

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Speaker 3: just look not like yourself anymore, like everyone else has had.

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Speaker 2: The same procedure. There's to it. But also you're just

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Speaker 2: feel like picking someone up and sticking them to a window.

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Speaker 1: Like it's not beauty as well?

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Speaker 3: Everywhere?

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Speaker 4: What would I look the same as everyone looks like

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Speaker 4: a cat?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 3: And the soreness of the lips, I suppose the whole thing,

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Speaker 3: you know, plucking the eyebrows off and drawing them back

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Speaker 3: on again his back. And I've always saw you know

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Speaker 3: you've got because your eyebrows speaks so much about your mood.

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Speaker 3: You've got to decide what mood you're in when you draw.

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Speaker 2: Them on that morning. You know, if you're angry, it's

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Speaker 2: a line down. You know, are you quizzical that morning?

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Speaker 4: Because it's curious missus potato head decide, you know.

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Speaker 2: For a game of potato head, is exactly where we're headed. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it is very smooth, just stick the features on and

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Speaker 2: the way you go.

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Speaker 1: I think the other thing, laugh is it's not just

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Speaker 1: people taking selfies now. It's people who've got a boyfriend

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Speaker 1: or husband or wife or a partner who was taking

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Speaker 1: the photos of you. So there're al was like a

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Speaker 1: professional photographer going everywhere the beach, the cafe. It's getting tired.

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Speaker 3: My mum recently passed away and we did a slide show,

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Speaker 3: you know, in memorial slide show. Yeah, it was really tough.

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Speaker 3: But you see those photos of you know, moments taken

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Speaker 3: of when you were kids or when your mum and

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Speaker 3: dad were first together, and those moments photos don't exist

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Speaker 3: anymore because we all fielter and edit and go through them.

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Speaker 3: So it's all created and it's just beautiful to look

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Speaker 3: back at old photos. It's yeah, sure someone might have

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Speaker 3: their eye half closed or whatever. In a glass beer,

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Speaker 3: you know, forty five degrees they were, and it's a

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Speaker 3: real texture to them. So yeah, it's you know, it's

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Speaker 3: not one of those I'm going to tell you how

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Speaker 3: to leave your life shows.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely not.

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Speaker 3: Let's have a laugh, relax, have a good time, get

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Speaker 3: the endorphins pumping and go out and have it em.

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Speaker 2: You export better.

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Speaker 4: You are excited to be coming over, and we're excited

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Speaker 4: that you're here. So you can catch Lawrence at the

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Speaker 4: Regal Theater tomorrow night and Saturday. Can get tickets through

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Speaker 4: the Perth Comedy Festival, dot com.

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Speaker 2: And Harry Folks.

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Speaker 3: Only thousands of tickets left.

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Speaker 2: Great to catch up with you