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<v Speaker 1>Laura, come on in.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello everyone, Thursday. I'm everybody.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey guys, why don't you tell everyone what you two

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<v Speaker 3>were just doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Mitch.

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<v Speaker 4>Every time we get in here, Mitch makes me go

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<v Speaker 4>and take photos of his new outfit.

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<v Speaker 1>Was so.

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<v Speaker 2>And today Laura looks out. This is what Laura' saying.

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<v Speaker 4>She looks out, she sees us pressed up against this

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<v Speaker 4>window in the sunlight like lizards. Because Mitch is like,

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<v Speaker 4>my eyes look better in the sun. So I had

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<v Speaker 4>to try and get him in the summer.

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<v Speaker 1>So you need to save me.

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<v Speaker 3>Here, I'm sitting here in the studio by myself. We're

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<v Speaker 3>literally about to go live, and I look over wondering

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<v Speaker 3>where is the team And there's a tiny slither of

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<v Speaker 3>good lighting in this office, like it's just over there

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<v Speaker 3>to the left and there the two of them are

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<v Speaker 3>taking photos of each other.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, I didn't get one photo of me. I

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<v Speaker 1>am like an open Britney Hockey's camera. Britney goes to me,

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<v Speaker 1>she does the puppy face, She goes, please good today,

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<v Speaker 1>travel four all we and I was like, we're about

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<v Speaker 1>to go on a take a photo. Do you know

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<v Speaker 1>what presses me up against the glass? Like I'm an

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<v Speaker 1>orangutang and an enclosure. You know those are rangutangs.

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<v Speaker 2>That's something you do today.

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<v Speaker 4>The thing is with the three of us is that

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<v Speaker 4>no one will ever know what the truth is.

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<v Speaker 3>It's actually a pretty compulsion why I would say, how

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<v Speaker 3>that we look at all of our Instagram pictures and

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<v Speaker 3>then you'll be able to figure out who is now.

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<v Speaker 2>Neither of post from today be a waste of that outfit.

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<v Speaker 2>God damn it. Okay, well the photos you took a

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<v Speaker 2>terrible misshure. There you go, finally the truth.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the show everyone, Happy Thursday afternoon.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, we've got a killer ask gun cut.

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<v Speaker 4>I shouldn't say killer, but we do an ask gun

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<v Speaker 4>cut where you guys calling with your questions. And today

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<v Speaker 4>we have a real pickle coming up around the sex

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<v Speaker 4>of a baby. We're going to get straight to it

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<v Speaker 4>after the break.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's on the way. Pick up right, Australia. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to Thursday. It's Thursday, which means we have to do

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<v Speaker 1>this everybody.

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<v Speaker 4>Pat. Ask gun Cut is something we do on our

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<v Speaker 4>podcast Life Uncut podcast every single Thursday.

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<v Speaker 2>It's my favorite segment.

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<v Speaker 4>You guys call up with your deepest darkest birding questions,

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<v Speaker 4>your biggest conundrums, and we do our best to help

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<v Speaker 4>you out.

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<v Speaker 2>Today we have Phoebe.

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<v Speaker 4>On the phone, and Phoebe hasn't asked gun cut that

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<v Speaker 4>we have never actually covered before.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very different, and it's about the sex of your baby. Hi, Phoebe.

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<v Speaker 5>Hi, guys, how are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Hi?

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<v Speaker 2>Phoebe? What's been happening?

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<v Speaker 5>So I am halfway through my pregnancy and I have

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<v Speaker 5>just found out that I'm having a baby boy, and

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<v Speaker 5>you know, you just so so excited in that sort

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<v Speaker 5>of stage. But I cried and I continued to cry

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<v Speaker 5>for about twenty four hours. I guess I just had

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<v Speaker 5>this fear and dread that I wouldn't be able to

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<v Speaker 5>bond with my baby. And it's a hard topic to

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<v Speaker 5>talk about because it brings up, you know, fear of judgment,

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<v Speaker 5>and I don't want to be canceled. But these feelings

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<v Speaker 5>are real, They're huge, and you know, I'm a little

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<v Speaker 5>bit disappointed, and I just know I want to be

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<v Speaker 5>able to be excited about my baby. And I don't

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<v Speaker 5>think that I'm the only person to go through this,

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<v Speaker 5>So guys, how do I deal with it?

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<v Speaker 2>Gender disappointment Phoebe.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so hard because it's on one hand, there's so

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<v Speaker 3>many women who have issues with fertility, and then they're

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<v Speaker 3>worried about or they have to think about, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>wanting to get pregnant and how difficult that is for

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<v Speaker 3>some people. And so I guess that's why when you

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<v Speaker 3>talk about things like gender disappointment, it seems and feels

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<v Speaker 3>like it's it almost feels selfish to be able to

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<v Speaker 3>verbalize it. But then even if you don't verbalize it,

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<v Speaker 3>it's still something that so many women experience when they

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<v Speaker 3>find out the gender of their babies. If they've had it,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, maybe they've had a vision or a thought

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<v Speaker 3>on what kind of mum they were going to be.

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<v Speaker 3>And I say this because when Lola was born, and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm even want to be careful with this, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>want anyone to kind of think that I had gender disappointment.

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<v Speaker 3>But I expected when my when my second baby was born,

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<v Speaker 3>that I was going to feel the same way I

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<v Speaker 3>did when Marley, my first one, was born, which was

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<v Speaker 3>like I was just so happy and so excited, and

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<v Speaker 3>I remember when they they kind of pulled her out

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<v Speaker 3>and they're like, it's a girl, and I didn't have

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<v Speaker 3>those feelings. I felt just really surprised, Like I just

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<v Speaker 3>had this moment where I was like, oh, that's not

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<v Speaker 3>what I was expecting. And then I felt really sad

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<v Speaker 3>that my feelings were anything other than just being completely grateful.

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<v Speaker 3>But I think it's something that so many people experience,

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<v Speaker 3>and then it's just a matter of time. Like you,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, you get to meet this little baby and

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<v Speaker 3>the gender just kind of falls away.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't really care about it. It's everyone experienced.

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<v Speaker 1>Just you, febs or is it your partner as well?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it something you're sharing together or do you feel

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<v Speaker 1>you're going through this alone.

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<v Speaker 5>No, he's so excited to have a boy, but he's

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<v Speaker 5>been so supportive. You know, he wanted a girl, so

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<v Speaker 5>because he knew that I wanted a girl. Yeah, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>he's obviously really excited for a little boy. And yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like it's a you know, you have to

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<v Speaker 5>grieve a lot of this imaginary life that you come

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<v Speaker 5>up with, you know, having a little little girl to

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<v Speaker 5>deal with and that sort of thing. So yeah, I

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<v Speaker 5>feel like it's almost grieving that imaginary loss.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, of course, and also grieving like the version of

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<v Speaker 3>motherhood that you thought you.

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<v Speaker 2>Were going to have.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you have you felt any difference since finding out,

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<v Speaker 3>because I think sometimes it can be like a real

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<v Speaker 3>initial shock, and then after a couple of days you're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>this is not as big a deal as what I

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<v Speaker 3>first thought it is, or are you still feeling that

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<v Speaker 3>that level of like, oh, no, I'm really sad about this.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I am planning to feel a bit better. And

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<v Speaker 5>I guess some of the things that have helped me

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<v Speaker 5>are talking to other boy mums and you know, it's

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<v Speaker 5>funny to refer to the baby of he and him,

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<v Speaker 5>And the best part, I suppose is is just being

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<v Speaker 5>able to shop for little boy outfits, I suppose, which

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<v Speaker 5>is probably the biggest thing that's helped. And yeah, so

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<v Speaker 5>I am funny to feel more positive, and I know

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<v Speaker 5>how lucky I am that you know, our journey was

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<v Speaker 5>so easy, but still the feelings were or are there? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I think once it comes out and you hold him

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<v Speaker 4>and you see that he's healthy, you were just going

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<v Speaker 4>to love every sect.

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<v Speaker 2>Congratulations.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>The gender support.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a real thing, and I think it's something so

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<v Speaker 3>many mums experience, and every single person who experiences it

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<v Speaker 3>is scared to talk about it because it feels so

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<v Speaker 3>insensitive to do so, and I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, if you've got a question, you on our help

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<v Speaker 1>with DMS on the pick Up on Instagram and will help.

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<v Speaker 2>You out on the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, speaking about kids, something happened to me the other

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<v Speaker 3>night which really made me question the things that I

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<v Speaker 3>have been teaching my children.

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<v Speaker 2>That's next time the Pickup.

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<v Speaker 3>One of the cutest things about having kids is how

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<v Speaker 3>they sometimes muddle up their words, like they'll say something

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<v Speaker 3>which is not quite the right use of the word.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's like their own little language that they speak,

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<v Speaker 3>and so it's very cute and learning.

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<v Speaker 2>They're learning, they're.

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<v Speaker 3>Still trying to put the pieces of the puzzle of

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<v Speaker 3>the world together. But also, I mean, I'm sure you

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<v Speaker 3>guys can think about it if you cast your minds

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<v Speaker 3>back to when you were a kid.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe not a long ago for me though, yeah it

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<v Speaker 2>is yesterday. My frontal cortex just developed, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 3>No, But there's like so many concepts or things that

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<v Speaker 3>you know as a kid, you think it's you know,

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<v Speaker 3>you think it might be.

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<v Speaker 2>For example, here's one for me.

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<v Speaker 3>I used to think that planets were all an equi

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<v Speaker 3>distance away from the Earth. I used to think, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I used to think that they were like stuck on

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<v Speaker 3>a plastic wi.

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<v Speaker 2>Equidistance and an equal distance equidistance a welcome to the

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<v Speaker 2>frontal lobe continuing to develop.

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<v Speaker 3>So I used to think that planets were of an

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<v Speaker 3>equal distance from Earth.

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<v Speaker 2>They were all different sizes.

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<v Speaker 3>There was no such things perspective, but all the planets

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<v Speaker 3>were just like closely, you know, spat it around Earth.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not very exciting, but that's what I used to think. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I used to think that the word compulsory

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<v Speaker 1>meant that you had a choice. So I'm not joking.

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<v Speaker 1>So when all the teachers are like maths is compulsory,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, amazing, I'll do double drama. And then when

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<v Speaker 1>I had to do math, I you said this was compulsory,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're like it is. I'm like, well, then why

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<v Speaker 1>am I here? And like it wasn't until year ten.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like, you're an idiot.

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<v Speaker 3>But when I say kid, I more met like in

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<v Speaker 3>primary school. I wasn't really meeting like a sixteen year old.

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<v Speaker 3>But anyway, you know, our.

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<v Speaker 2>Employers still like me just compulsory feeding. I've got another one.

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<v Speaker 1>My parents once. My parents once used to make a

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<v Speaker 1>joke that my sister used to have little cars, used

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<v Speaker 1>to play with toy cars, and my parents like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>she's got a little car fetish. So I thought, as

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<v Speaker 1>a joke, like parents do in the house. But then

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<v Speaker 1>I went to school and kept saying that. I kept

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<v Speaker 1>having everyone's like, oh, you want to go to the

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<v Speaker 1>canteen and get a sausage roll. I'm like, I've got

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<v Speaker 1>a fetish for sausage roll.

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<v Speaker 2>She just used the word all. Yes, I thought that

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<v Speaker 2>fettish just meant really like just that you really like it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well, look my daughter, Lola, she is three years old,

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<v Speaker 3>so she can be forgiven for this. But she muddled

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<v Speaker 3>up a word which I thought was so so sweet

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<v Speaker 3>but also very hilarious. So her sister has a diary.

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<v Speaker 3>She's five years old. It's not a real diary, but

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<v Speaker 3>it's just a fluffy thing that she draws in, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>from time to time. Sure, and so Lola had taken

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<v Speaker 3>her diary and she was writing at it. Emali was

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<v Speaker 3>getting really upset and I was like, Lola, please stop

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<v Speaker 3>writing your sister's diary.

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<v Speaker 2>Give it back to her.

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<v Speaker 3>And I said it a couple of times, and anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>eventually she clocked on and she heard what I said,

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<v Speaker 3>and she looked at me with a face of utter disgust,

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<v Speaker 3>utter disgust. And I was like, honey, please give that

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<v Speaker 3>diary back to Marley.

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<v Speaker 2>And she goes suck and I was like what, and

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<v Speaker 2>she grows I did not, And I was like, what

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<v Speaker 2>do you mean? You did not choose? I did not

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<v Speaker 2>draw in her diarrhea?

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<v Speaker 3>So Lola was convinced that I thought she was drawing

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<v Speaker 3>in her sister's diarrhea. And then, very very sweetly, Marley,

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<v Speaker 3>who's five years old, tried to explain to her the

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<v Speaker 3>differences between a diary and diarrhea.

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<v Speaker 2>So obviously you recorded it.

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<v Speaker 6>It's not really called diarrhea. Because she doesn't mean that

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<v Speaker 6>I'm drawing in my diarrhea. She means, am I drawing

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<v Speaker 6>in my diary? Because there's a book called diary? I

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<v Speaker 6>mean diary like and as or something. But it's not

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<v Speaker 6>really cool a diary, So she doesn't mean did you.

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<v Speaker 2>Have het diarrhea?

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<v Speaker 6>Diaria is something.

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<v Speaker 2>That like ouish too. You didn't draw that, did you? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>what did you think it was?

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<v Speaker 6>Jiah?

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<v Speaker 2>That's true that you can hear at the end of

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<v Speaker 2>it finally clicked. She's embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 3>She was so embarrassed she almost started to cry because

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<v Speaker 3>we all laughed really hard, and.

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<v Speaker 2>She was like, you guys, how confused she had been.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's year two when I was a kid,

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<v Speaker 1>where they used to go all right, time to play

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<v Speaker 1>out your diary.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone. Paula was going to get her hand under a chair,

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<v Speaker 2>and you know, it's like.

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<v Speaker 4>The one word. As an adult, I still can't spell diarrhea. No, no,

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<v Speaker 4>I reckon, anyone can spell diarrhea.

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<v Speaker 2>I also coorse.

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<v Speaker 3>She can.

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<v Speaker 4>You've got to say Champagne in your head. You've got

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<v Speaker 4>to say champage. You spell it out. Champagne and diahria.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how I do chuaa. I'm not joking.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're in Queensland, you'll be well across the poodemic,

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<v Speaker 1>the pooh pandemic, poodemic the country.

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<v Speaker 2>This is fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>We think this is great here at the show. If

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<v Speaker 1>you missed it, The Queensland Health Department this week is

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<v Speaker 1>being praised. It's also been criticized for tackling the taboo

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<v Speaker 1>topic of pooing at work by using a viral meme format.

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<v Speaker 1>So that what they posted official Queensland Health Instagram and

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<v Speaker 1>TikTok a photo of two dolphins jumping over each other

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<v Speaker 1>with a rainbow in the background with this music. This

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<v Speaker 1>music was playing. This is Zara Las and this is symphony,

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<v Speaker 1>and it says it's okay to puet work.

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<v Speaker 2>It is okay to put work everyone.

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<v Speaker 3>I you know what, there's many things that I'll throw

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<v Speaker 3>my name behind, many causes that I like to advocate for,

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<v Speaker 3>and this is one that I deeply care about. For

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<v Speaker 3>everyone who feels insecure or it doesn't want to do

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<v Speaker 3>it because they're scared, or maybe you have pooh paranoia,

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<v Speaker 3>which is a real thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that the charity just spiled it. When you're on

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<v Speaker 2>Dancing with the Stars, did you support pooing at work?

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<v Speaker 2>Astray some people.

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<v Speaker 3>I understand that some people are frightened. I get it

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<v Speaker 3>can be a little bit confronting the first time, but

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<v Speaker 3>once you really lean in, it's great.

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<v Speaker 2>Lean in on the toilet. Is that a tactic? Lean

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<v Speaker 2>into the toilet?

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<v Speaker 1>The Japanese, you know how on the Japanese toilets, they

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<v Speaker 1>they do not sit or squad on the toilets.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, at some places they have the sign on the

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<v Speaker 3>back of the door. It shows you how to correctly

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<v Speaker 3>use a toilet. Yeah, don't stand on the toilet, which

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<v Speaker 3>I was doing. So let me just tell you what

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<v Speaker 3>the post says.

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<v Speaker 1>Queensland Health Department said Consistently ignoring your need to pooh

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<v Speaker 1>can lead to stool, getting stuck in your column, hemorrhoids

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<v Speaker 1>and other serious issues. It's better to get it out

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<v Speaker 1>than in. If you find it extremely difficult to poo

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<v Speaker 1>around other people, you might have a condition called parco prisis.

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<v Speaker 2>Which is a pooh paranoia.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't that crazy?

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<v Speaker 2>Do I want everyone to know this?

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<v Speaker 3>If you just take fifteen minutes out of your out

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<v Speaker 3>of your day so they you know, some people go

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<v Speaker 3>on a smoke opra being paid by Big Pooh or

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<v Speaker 3>something to do the maths everyone, It's really important. Fifteen

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<v Speaker 3>minutes a day. Some people go downstairs, they have a

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<v Speaker 3>little smoke. They might do a seven minute smoke in

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<v Speaker 3>the morning. Seven minutes smoking the afternoon terrible for your health.

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<v Speaker 3>If you do fifteen minutes, that is sweet. I'm going

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<v Speaker 3>to do the math.

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<v Speaker 2>I did it wrong. Hold on, why are you.

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<v Speaker 3>So invested in this? You're doing the math because you'll

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<v Speaker 3>save by pooing at work. Yes, O, very great, that's

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<v Speaker 3>seventy five minutes a week. Seventy five minutes. That's an

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<v Speaker 3>hour and fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 4>So we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's base it off the average Australian salary, which is

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<v Speaker 1>seventy five thousand Australian dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's the math, so, oh god, this is applicated.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's not thirty eight hours a week.

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<v Speaker 2>I've done the math here, so many is it?

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<v Speaker 1>That's three dollars and seventeen cents per session or six

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<v Speaker 1>dollars and thirty four cents per day.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys, you could spend sixty hours, sixty hours of your

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<v Speaker 3>year doing a pooh at work and get paid for it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's increased. This is a genius act.

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<v Speaker 1>Thirty one Australian dollars per week you could save by

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<v Speaker 1>pooing at work. That's how much you'd make by pooing

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<v Speaker 1>in the office.

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<v Speaker 2>Just say you get paid forty dollars an hour.

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<v Speaker 3>That's two three hundred and ninety two dollars for pooing

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<v Speaker 3>at work.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we have cracked the absolute cod.

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<v Speaker 1>We sound like those washed up couples on Dannel's direct

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<v Speaker 1>on Channel seven trying to sell a mop.

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<v Speaker 2>You will also get a free set of Stage Night.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey will also send you the drag and cream included

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<v Speaker 2>with your poo at work if you.

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<v Speaker 1>Want it for your under eyebags.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean this though, I mean I think it's a

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<v Speaker 2>very funny campaign. We can all laugh.

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<v Speaker 3>But some people are so scared to do this. Some

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<v Speaker 3>people are like, no, I'll wait, I'll go before work,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll go after work. Won't do it in a public place.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Because we're on air, right, so we only have if

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<v Speaker 1>we really need to go. During the show. We have

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of ads and some songs, so we maximum

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<v Speaker 1>have five, six, seven minutes. So I'm my body's trained

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<v Speaker 1>to just squeeze one out and run back in.

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<v Speaker 2>We are classy people, or can I say this whatever

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<v Speaker 2>you want?

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<v Speaker 1>We at two fifty this afternoon before the show. She went,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to run and do a pool and then

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<v Speaker 1>she took ages and came back and she said, one

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<v Speaker 1>of the girls from sales was doing a makeup in

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<v Speaker 1>the sink, so you were too afraid to let it pop?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, because there is an etiquette everyone we all know,

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<v Speaker 3>like which store do you choose.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you you know, how do you get the

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<v Speaker 2>acoustics right?

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<v Speaker 3>Because as much as it might be something that I

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<v Speaker 3>need to do, I don't need everybody else in the

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<v Speaker 3>bathroom to experience it.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, it doesn't you don't have to.

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<v Speaker 1>Worry everyone poohs. It's what the Queensland Health Department said.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone poos, do not worry. It's very normal.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, consistently ignoring your need to pooh can lead to

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<v Speaker 3>the stool getting stuck in your colon, hemorrhoids, or other

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<v Speaker 3>serious health conditions, So it's better to let it out

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<v Speaker 3>than hold it in.

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<v Speaker 2>This message was brought to you by the Queens, No

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<v Speaker 2>brought by Laburn. That's embarrassing, mate.

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<v Speaker 1>We will see you all tomorrow. If you missed any

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<v Speaker 1>of the show. If you love that so much you

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<v Speaker 1>want to listen to more that you can podcast it.

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<v Speaker 1>Just search the pickup on the IHET.

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<v Speaker 2>Radio you can and we'll be back tomorrow like we

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<v Speaker 2>are every day. Maybe see