Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Good Morning, Patsy, Morning, Good Onring Jackie by guys, whatever
Speaker 2: happened to courtesy on our roads? Tell you what what's
Speaker 2: happened Patsy.
Speaker 3: On the weekend, going on my way to woolworst in
Speaker 3: the back roads near where I live, and they were overdoing,
Speaker 3: like doing up this, doing something with the power lines.
Speaker 3: I don't know. So it's like a double lane, so
Speaker 3: one direction going either way, two lades of traffic, and
Speaker 3: they had to stop the traffic because there was a
Speaker 3: man on a cherry picker doing his thing. Anyway, there
Speaker 3: was a man with the lollipop sign and he'd stop
Speaker 3: the traffic. And I'll admit it was quite like maybe
Speaker 3: five to ten minutes, but you know what, they were
Speaker 3: doing their job. They were keeping the power.
Speaker 2: You're you're you're you're just waiting for five or ten.
Speaker 3: Minutes, yeah, yeah, just waiting in traffic.
Speaker 2: It's like a minute behind that little lollipop and they're.
Speaker 4: Flipping you another go yeah, you go, docy do.
Speaker 2: We know? It was really like this, But we've got
Speaker 2: to go through it together.
Speaker 3: That's it. That's the thing, and it's like it wasn't
Speaker 3: that inconvenient? They've done it on a weekend, not you know,
Speaker 3: at school time, and people had to be places necessarily,
Speaker 3: And you should have heard the commotion behind me of
Speaker 3: people tooting their horns and carrying on like idiots and
Speaker 3: not being patient, carrying on.
Speaker 2: Listen to these hands. So what have I got here?
Speaker 3: There's some audio this, Audrey, there's a stop sign. You
Speaker 3: can see everyone's lined up. Oh my god, you've got to.
Speaker 2: Be kids patient?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, is on your farm?
Speaker 2: Can sometimes me because without realizing it already the same
Speaker 2: little gasp of being flappers.
Speaker 3: She decided she'd record me. I just I thought it
Speaker 3: was awful anyway. When we finally got going, I paused
Speaker 3: for a bit and I put my window down. I
Speaker 3: said to the gentleman, I said, I do apologize for
Speaker 3: all those impatient people behind me. And honestly I think
Speaker 3: I made his day because.
Speaker 2: He said, well, you actually sent Tom. I see you
Speaker 2: in you matter. That's such a love of stressful jopping
Speaker 2: up there in that cherry picker, especially out west, because
Speaker 2: up there you can see all the inbreeding is happenings
Speaker 2: classic upon fire of cousins out.
Speaker 4: Here and then while you're having the conversation with this guy,
Speaker 4: thanking him for his hard work, you're backing up the traffic.
Speaker 2: Whatever happened to occur? To see on our roads.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell.
Speaker 2: Show podcast Jackie Boy, How was your weekend?
Speaker 4: With the return of footy on bombas played Saturday night?
Speaker 4: And I realized for the first time that I go
Speaker 4: to bed together same time every night, and it was
Speaker 4: only Saturday that the football was going through to ten
Speaker 4: thirty that at halftime she said I need to go
Speaker 4: to bed early, and that I had to when the
Speaker 4: footy finish had to sneak in. Do you guys go
Speaker 4: to bed at the same time as your partner?
Speaker 2: Oh? No, at the weekends, No often, Sarah. Sarahlll either
Speaker 2: fall to sleep whilst I'm watching something and I applied
Speaker 2: as I turn the volume down, but it doesn't many difference.
Speaker 2: She'd be fast asleep. We're watching this thing called Shogun
Speaker 2: at the moment, and it's setting sort of feudal times
Speaker 2: in Japan, and it's based on a true story, but
Speaker 2: it's very noisy. Sarah's like I can hear a snory.
Speaker 2: I don't know how how how are you gonna know
Speaker 2: this show is so loud. But now other times when
Speaker 2: she just goes to bed, I have to do that
Speaker 2: creep in. So I have to I'll have washed my
Speaker 2: teeth beforehand so I don't turn any lights on her
Speaker 2: and creep in.
Speaker 4: So on a weeknight, do you sink up bedtimes?
Speaker 2: No? Often I'll go before because she doesn't go to
Speaker 2: bed earlier. She's not like Cinderella. I get to bed before.
Speaker 4: On the radio, Sarah see every night. Besides a very
Speaker 4: rare occurrence of the foody on Saturday night, Banker and
Speaker 4: I sink up bed.
Speaker 3: That's really sweet.
Speaker 2: But your new parents, so you've your sleepers are premium.
Speaker 4: Brush our teeth with one another, side by side brush
Speaker 4: roll into the middle bike.
Speaker 2: I've got a thing of like as you're both rotating it,
Speaker 2: it's like two mouths but one big bristle.
Speaker 4: No, actually, she thinks she accuses me of cleaning my
Speaker 4: teeth too fast, because you know, I'm just a naturally
Speaker 4: impatient person. I'll show you the speed of how fast
Speaker 4: I clean my teeth.
Speaker 2: That is aggressive, that actually looks painful to your guns.
Speaker 2: Character would do that that sound effect.
Speaker 4: I can finish in half the time. She does to
Speaker 4: clean her teeth, and she says that I'm not cleaning
Speaker 4: thoroughly enough.
Speaker 2: That is that is weight. You can't keep it up
Speaker 2: any more. You're lose teeth terrible. So what happened during
Speaker 2: the game. Do you have an late night? Did you
Speaker 2: watch the whole game?
Speaker 4: Watch the whole game?
Speaker 2: Emotional it's almost fine to eleven.
Speaker 4: I'm still hungover from Sunday late.
Speaker 2: Nights smut on and they just go over to SBS
Speaker 2: French sometimes bedroom scene.
Speaker 4: Both our teams already have played the Swans this year
Speaker 4: and we have a young Swans fan in the studio.
Speaker 2: With us sac s.
Speaker 4: He said to me, he's one of.
Speaker 2: The things they did workplaces his locker room.
Speaker 4: You think you've left high school, but you.
Speaker 1: Have no And that is like the Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Friend of mine saw in Melbourne of the weekend Hollywood
Speaker 2: actor Jeremy Piven.
Speaker 4: I've seen it. He's here.
Speaker 2: It was at the it was at the Grand Prix
Speaker 2: over the weekend and uh, and then I found out
Speaker 2: he's doing a big stand up gig. I think as
Speaker 2: soon as has been recently announced over the weekend, he's
Speaker 2: instant killed at the Palais next Tuesday, April. The second
Speaker 2: I had no idea was doing stand up.
Speaker 4: I didn't even know he did stand up.
Speaker 2: I've heard all the podcasts and also loved him. He's
Speaker 2: done loads of good stuff. But Entourage's incredible character. All right,
Speaker 2: One second winner This came we play on a Monday morning.
Speaker 2: I picked a year. We go back to that year,
Speaker 2: Jack and Pats take each other on. I've got some
Speaker 2: big hits from that year and this year it's nineteen
Speaker 2: ninety seven. First of all, let's go back to nineteen
Speaker 2: ninety seven. Titanic was released and at the time became
Speaker 2: the most expensive movie ever made. This one of your favorites, Patsy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 2: Top three, top five, top ten, probably top ten. What
Speaker 2: else is in there?
Speaker 3: Oh, shure Shank reredyption.
Speaker 4: We're just talking about talking about that.
Speaker 5: Ye.
Speaker 2: It's just seen it for the first time this week.
Speaker 6: Did you think, Oh my god, I loved it. I
Speaker 6: don't believe I've never seen it. It's one of the
Speaker 6: greatest films I've ever watched in my.
Speaker 2: Last It's just about the perfect movie, isn't it? Awesome movie?
Speaker 2: Did I read last week? Clive Palmer is trying to
Speaker 2: remake that back again.
Speaker 4: Years ago he said he was going to make Titanic two.
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean, does a world need that right now?
Speaker 2: Titanic two even phils you see. I'm I'm sure that's
Speaker 2: the right vibe. Also in nineteen ninety seven, the first
Speaker 2: Harry Potter book was published. J. K. Ranham was paid
Speaker 2: five thousand dollars. Wow, only five hundred copies were made
Speaker 2: in the initial print run. Since that six I didn't
Speaker 2: know it sold six hundred million, six hundred million. Over
Speaker 2: half a billion Harry Potter books have been sold, earning
Speaker 2: her went over a billion dollars. And also in nineteen
Speaker 2: ninety seven, Princess Diana was killed in a car crash.
Speaker 2: Over two and a half billion people watched the funeral
Speaker 2: around the world. Do you remember when you were perhaps
Speaker 2: you when you found out? Yeah?
Speaker 7: I do.
Speaker 3: Actually, I was dropping off some stuff to my grandfather,
Speaker 3: to my pop's house, actually, and I didn't realize she died.
Speaker 3: And he was listening to the ABC radio and he goes, oh,
Speaker 3: it's terrible about Princess Diana. I said, isn't it all?
Speaker 3: She's been very badly hurt And he said no, she's
Speaker 3: actually passed away. So that's when I heard about it.
Speaker 3: But that, yeah, that was wow. What a week that
Speaker 3: followed that. That was just crazy, wasn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it so unlike anything you see in the world.
Speaker 2: And as before, obviously twenty four hour TV and even
Speaker 2: four mobile phones. And my wife and I we were engaged.
Speaker 2: We were on holiday in Turkey and this dirt sheap
Speaker 2: B and B and someone woke us up early in
Speaker 2: the morn, like seven am. And it was this German
Speaker 2: guy that ran it, who had hardly sad thing to us.
Speaker 2: It was almost quite intimidatingly offish, right, and he goes
Speaker 2: some very very excited weld got mister O'Connor, some very
Speaker 2: sad news about your princess. Oh, would you please come
Speaker 2: and join my wife and I in our private quarters
Speaker 2: in our kitchen. So they made us breakfast just with them.
Speaker 2: We all watched the news together and he goes and
Speaker 2: then he goes about nine or ten o'clock in the morning,
Speaker 2: right when it looked like it was announcement she may
Speaker 2: have actually died. He said, would you like to come
Speaker 2: with me? I'd like to do something to show some respect.
Speaker 2: He went and loaded I didn't even know we had
Speaker 2: the German flag on the Airbnb. We went and lowered
Speaker 2: the German flag to half miles respect together and that's
Speaker 2: where it's like, all over the world, people coming together.
Speaker 2: There are all these hushed conversations everywhere about a real
Speaker 2: big moment in time. Obviously, sadly over the weekend, very
Speaker 2: sad news about Kate Middleton.
Speaker 3: I woke up to that Saturday. I saw the video
Speaker 3: and I thought, oh, she's done an update, the poor thing,
Speaker 3: like she's felt, she's had to explain herself. And then
Speaker 3: when she said the line. Initially you know, we didn't
Speaker 3: think it was cancerous, and my heart just sank. I
Speaker 3: knew what she was about to say, and never in
Speaker 3: my wildest dreams did I think it was that that bad.
Speaker 3: I just, oh, my heart broke for her. And just
Speaker 3: that look, that shell shock look. I thought, you're in
Speaker 3: you know, obviously it's you're just terrorized, and I know
Speaker 3: what that's like. You just bunk her down and just
Speaker 3: I just a lump in my throat talking about it.
Speaker 3: I just felt so sorry for her, and I you know,
Speaker 3: I couldn't tell anyone it was because you're coming to
Speaker 3: terms with it. Yourself and to have to do that
Speaker 3: on the world stage with.
Speaker 2: Everyone looking over the weeks of speculation of out what
Speaker 2: might have been going on with her, what was going
Speaker 2: on with the mental health. It's everyone all over the
Speaker 2: world gossiping about it on the news, just like.
Speaker 3: It's Americas brutal, like not even paparazzi, mainstream, you know,
Speaker 3: Jimmy Kimmel, all those shows. We're using it as fodder.
Speaker 3: And I hope they feel bad because, you know, like
Speaker 3: she's a mum and she's got little children and she's
Speaker 3: a wife. At the end of the day, Yeah, she's
Speaker 3: the future queen, but she's just a mum grappling with
Speaker 3: what so many people have to but on the world stage,
Speaker 3: I feel so sorry for her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope she gets the privacy she needs right now,
Speaker 2: all right, we'll come back to nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 1: Coming up next, well, Christian know Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: One Second Winner. This week, we're going back to the
Speaker 2: year of nineteen ninety seven. Before I play out just
Speaker 2: one second clips of the big songs from nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 2: Jack is slightly younger than Patsy and I and I
Speaker 2: always find it depressing to us and certain when we
Speaker 2: go when we wind back the clock a little bit.
Speaker 2: Nineteen ninety seven, Well, I was a year away from
Speaker 2: getting what were you up to? Young Jack?
Speaker 4: I was ten years old walk down the Aisle? I
Speaker 4: remember watching it was the last year of Seinfeld and
Speaker 4: on the final episode that had a big montage over
Speaker 4: the time of your life by green Day. I fell
Speaker 4: in love with the song, asked for the album for Christmas,
Speaker 4: Nimrod and it's still one of my all time favorite
Speaker 4: albums to day.
Speaker 3: I started, is that right?
Speaker 2: Ye? From that Siginfold episode from that Segnfeld is amazing?
Speaker 2: How how music? How we used to discover our next
Speaker 2: favorite band? What's through radio or TV? Was Now it's
Speaker 2: like my kids are playing songs that they discovered from TikTok.
Speaker 4: Yeah, or we had to wait till Saturday mornings for
Speaker 4: the video.
Speaker 2: Yes, all right. So also back in nineteen ninety seven,
Speaker 2: there was this very very bizarre moment in Sport in
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety seven that Mike Tyson was fighting Evander Holyfield
Speaker 2: for the second time and has originally builled this fight
Speaker 2: as the Sound of the Fury. It then became known
Speaker 2: as the Bite Fight, not ause if Tyson bared his
Speaker 2: teeth at one stage in the exchange. Yes, he bit
Speaker 2: his ear. That's what holy Bield was in a lot
Speaker 2: of peers from that. You see the blood on the ear.
Speaker 2: I was definitely a bit bit his ear, clean off,
Speaker 2: part of his ear clean off, and then just spat
Speaker 2: it out back into the ring. What did he call
Speaker 2: for that?
Speaker 3: A band? Wasn't it was? He banned? What happened to him?
Speaker 2: I think he had to wait thirty years until Jake
Speaker 2: Paul had been invented a fight again at the age
Speaker 2: of fifty seven. Shame on you, Jake Paul. You change
Speaker 2: of fifty seventy and you saw a fifty seven year
Speaker 2: old man the street wouldn't go, Hey, I'm in great
Speaker 2: shape right at twenty eight, let's have a fight.
Speaker 4: I remember Mike Tyson's excuse after it was he was
Speaker 4: making fun of my kids.
Speaker 2: That's right, Yeah, so his off, no choice, no further questions.
Speaker 2: You want to your witness, he was making of my kids.
Speaker 2: I do remember a couple of years before that, Evander
Speaker 2: Holyfield was involved in another really bizarre moment when a
Speaker 2: hang glider landed in the ring of a world boxing
Speaker 2: fight that Vander Holyfield was finding Riddick bow and a
Speaker 2: paraglider on purpose flew into the stadium. Yeah, it was
Speaker 2: in Vegas and a hang glider. I think the guy's
Speaker 2: name was James Miller. He was known as the fan man,
Speaker 2: and he was famous for gate crushing sports events and
Speaker 2: he but heed, I don't got landed. He just he
Speaker 2: just like the Washington Fight. I remember watching it saying,
Speaker 2: there's a dude just dropped out the sky, right, I
Speaker 2: think he had a cape on. He just show I know,
Speaker 2: I only know.
Speaker 4: We get the audio team the moment from the Simpsons
Speaker 4: parody where flis in the same fair.
Speaker 2: Let's get that. It's because some nineteen ninety three fan man.
Speaker 2: I think the guy was name was James Miller. Oh,
Speaker 2: let's go back to nineteen ninety seven, some big hits.
Speaker 2: One second of these big hits she went to play
Speaker 2: would have been ten, Patsy, you would have been forty two.
Speaker 2: No excuse me, sorry, four four, same as Jackie Hoe.
Speaker 3: Heah, yeah, it's actually we are the same made Oh
Speaker 3: hang on.
Speaker 2: Oh Land syrupy song. We play on this station a lot,
Speaker 2: and they're write down that much? Does it?
Speaker 3: Oh, that's to.
Speaker 4: Them to the moon. What you thought is a Savage Garden?
Speaker 2: Nothing savage about their garden.
Speaker 4: They are one of the least savage band. Yeah I
Speaker 4: can think of?
Speaker 2: Is it the most ironically named band ever? Savage Garden
Speaker 2: could be a heavy metal band in a week?
Speaker 8: My Savage Garden?
Speaker 2: All right? Who is It's from nineteen ninety seven? Again,
Speaker 2: there's one second of it?
Speaker 3: And sweet, oh jagged little pill, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Oh and sweet?
Speaker 2: I was walking last forum yesterday afternoon. Meredith is it
Speaker 2: the is it the for? Yes? Yes, you do not
Speaker 2: call Merrid by the way, it's mended the Brooks.
Speaker 4: No, I don't. There isn't a strained bank of Meredith.
Speaker 2: No, no, it's Meredith Brooks.
Speaker 4: Yes, but maybe that's who's playing at the forum? Oh
Speaker 4: check that, because would it just put her first name
Speaker 4: up on the forum?
Speaker 2: No? No, who is it? It's just Meredith Brooks. Scratch that.
Speaker 2: If you're trying to get your tickets, mad scramble ticketmaster.
Speaker 2: She did do in three nights at the g All right,
Speaker 2: who's this? This is an easy one. Jack's running away
Speaker 2: with it. Wake up, man, I'll tell you what after
Speaker 2: the ads? Do we play this or do we play this.
Speaker 4: I'm a huge Green fans.
Speaker 2: We can't. All right, who's this from ninety seven? Drink?
Speaker 2: He has a winky drink?
Speaker 4: Shane Pford's favorite.
Speaker 2: Song actually is his favorite song. Okay, they're not being
Speaker 2: the one of chumper ones playing the forum? All right?
Speaker 2: Last one? Okay, how do you feel about resetting all
Speaker 2: his schools? Because you're three.
Speaker 4: Players that would be also so well happy to do it.
Speaker 2: Oh you should get this, Oh, bubby girl, Yeah, Patsy,
Speaker 2: I'm back, Queen. We ain't coming back with that.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 2: I've got some of the audio now from the nineties,
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety three. Then Riddick, Bow and Holyfield having a
Speaker 2: wild heavyweight fight live around the world from Vegas, and
Speaker 2: then in a man a paraglider lands in the ring.
Speaker 3: There's a massive melee at ringside as this fellow with
Speaker 3: a motorized parachute has.
Speaker 9: Landed right on top up spectators and officials at ringside.
Speaker 2: This is a monumental disaster. You're either very brave or
Speaker 2: very dumb to land on fight fans. And it's too
Speaker 2: heavyweight box as well. His stupid motorized paraglider.
Speaker 4: Could He claimed it was an accident. I was just
Speaker 4: trying to fly over the stadium.
Speaker 2: There was a pitch invader over the weekend, which I
Speaker 2: have seen. Yeah, and it was a very curious looking guy.
Speaker 4: Kind of a just looked like a young guy.
Speaker 2: So what was just said, just a toe rag just
Speaker 2: with this.
Speaker 4: It was with his phone.
Speaker 2: It was on his phone.
Speaker 4: Usually pitch invaders to see them in a break of play.
Speaker 4: But he ran on the field.
Speaker 2: But kind of gentleman's understanding.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's you're still doing the wrong thing, but don't
Speaker 4: take it too well. But this guy ran during the play.
Speaker 4: And then the security guard, who.
Speaker 2: Was is there any kind of qualification for me? Those
Speaker 2: sort of chip buckets they plus they were wearing that
Speaker 2: looked like they were actually officiating game in Antarctica. That
Speaker 2: it was like the michelin man to get after it.
Speaker 2: They were so slow while it just fell over.
Speaker 4: At one point Matt Crouch on from Adelaide Crows catches him.
Speaker 4: The guy catches up to the picture invader, the security
Speaker 4: guard puts his hand on him and he gets away again.
Speaker 2: Yes, it was like a Benny Hill sort of chase
Speaker 2: going on.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the question, I'll show podcast.
Speaker 2: Anyone else think it's odd that it's suddenly east of
Speaker 2: this weekend. It doesn't feel it should be quite a
Speaker 2: few weeks away, or at least another month, but we
Speaker 2: take it. It's east of this weekend. Jackie boy, how
Speaker 2: was your weekend? We're gonna do six word weekend right now?
Speaker 2: Will you tell us about the story what happened to
Speaker 2: you this weekend? And six words texted? Then four seven
Speaker 2: five three one oh four three? What's yours? For me?
Speaker 4: Was trying to make the perfect scramble eggs. I'm not
Speaker 4: much of a cook at home, but I try to
Speaker 4: give it a go. And I had Gordy on my
Speaker 4: own last week and I made him some terribly dry, scratchy,
Speaker 4: burnt scrambled eggs that he didn't want.
Speaker 2: Awful. When they get real dry, it's the worst. And
Speaker 2: when they move as one, it's just a mountain of
Speaker 2: dry ca And Jill Glue's.
Speaker 3: Trying to make a good egg.
Speaker 2: No. So that's why I said it's a fine art
Speaker 2: scrambled eggs, because people have all various cheats about what's
Speaker 2: put in them.
Speaker 4: So this week, what I did yesterday morning I was doing,
Speaker 4: I said, I'm going to do scrambled eggs again. This
Speaker 4: time I'm going to get it right, and actually googled
Speaker 4: how to make the perfect scrambled eggs, of which there
Speaker 4: are many various ways to do it. Some people saying
Speaker 4: low heat, some people saying high heat.
Speaker 2: Crack the eggs into the cold oil and then warm
Speaker 2: up the pan with the order and eggs together.
Speaker 4: Everybody had a different method. But I came across one
Speaker 4: video that said, make the fluffiest scrambled eggs you've ever made.
Speaker 4: I thought, this is what I mean because last week
Speaker 4: they were so dry and crunchy. Fluffy is perfect.
Speaker 2: It'sn't the eggs have got X smell when they get dry,
Speaker 2: That's what I thought. Now they've got flaky old skin,
Speaker 2: haven't they.
Speaker 4: So what I had to do was sieve, drain them
Speaker 4: through the sieve the eggs the eggs. Yeah, so you
Speaker 4: first you beat them up, just fork and then a
Speaker 4: couple of jabs want to then you then you sieve
Speaker 4: them through and then you put them in the pan.
Speaker 4: I didn't really know that there was a difference between
Speaker 4: the cake sifter, the flower sifter, and the sieve.
Speaker 2: Wow to me.
Speaker 4: They look like two things that let stuffs like.
Speaker 2: The old The one for cakes is like a fencing mask.
Speaker 2: That's that's the only way I would go. That's the
Speaker 2: worm fencing. The other ones for pasta.
Speaker 4: And the cake sifter we have has three layers of
Speaker 4: sifting as well, so it's x like three facing fencing
Speaker 4: masks of each other.
Speaker 2: It's a high level one.
Speaker 4: And then it's got that you know. The handle has
Speaker 4: a squeegee on it and to move everything through, I
Speaker 4: pour my whisked up eggs through the cake sift.
Speaker 2: What happened.
Speaker 4: Very very slowly.
Speaker 2: It's still dripping now.
Speaker 4: Started to come out of the bottom even when I'm
Speaker 4: pulling the handles.
Speaker 2: No room for them to get through. They're not yes'
Speaker 2: acing sugar.
Speaker 4: Eventually, after five pearl.
Speaker 2: Gordon, he's going up. Suddenly he's twenty one.
Speaker 4: I've drained a thimblesful of egg white, but all the
Speaker 4: yoki parts are still stuck in the cake sifter. I
Speaker 4: couldn't even have to be thrown away. I couldn't even
Speaker 4: wash it because even spraying it with water, but it's.
Speaker 2: All like this stuck in.
Speaker 4: It was too gloopy.
Speaker 2: It's part of the defencing mask.
Speaker 4: I went out outside to the hose. Beau has got
Speaker 4: more pressure than literature to try to spray the egg
Speaker 4: yolks through, and I just couldn't get it through all
Speaker 4: three layers.
Speaker 2: And then he loved to be one of your neighbors,
Speaker 2: right out chat at miracles. Even getting the garden hose out.
Speaker 2: Is he going to do some guarding the flower sifterse
Speaker 2: bloody hipsters.
Speaker 4: So in the end, Gord, he got about a mouthful
Speaker 4: of eggs.
Speaker 2: Mind blow scrambled.
Speaker 4: It was very fluffy. They were very.
Speaker 2: Fluffy, miniature, the tiny, tiny tiny ones and the moose
Speaker 2: boosh eggs. Patsy, do you love scrambled eggs? Oh?
Speaker 3: I love? And you know what. I don't know what
Speaker 3: he does, that's not my business. But the love God
Speaker 3: does a beautiful one. I don't know how he does it,
Speaker 3: but it's magneticating.
Speaker 2: Them for Sarah and I every Saturday morning. That's that's
Speaker 2: the silence ole weekend. I put great parmesan as well.
Speaker 2: I do medium heat, but I put in cram fresh.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, that's posh cram fresh.
Speaker 2: I was interviewing someone before and like a British movie director,
Speaker 2: and I was in the seventies, and he was going
Speaker 2: on and on. The interview was going nowhere. They suddenly
Speaker 2: went Fan Sinatra came to stay with me. Once Frank
Speaker 2: Sinatra came to stay with you, he goes, yeah, highlight
Speaker 2: made scrambled eggs, And I went, how does every Sunday right?
Speaker 2: It's a treat, Okay. So I found out that Frank
Speaker 2: Sinatra uses fresh. It is the only thing I got
Speaker 2: from a very boring, awful into was Frank Sinatra's eggs.
Speaker 2: That's what I felt, blash.
Speaker 4: What I found on mine is everybody has a different method.
Speaker 2: People in somewhere but yogurt, but yogurt, some butt, sour cream,
Speaker 2: fresh herbs, soilanthra, Cilanthra. I start saying that as well.
Speaker 2: I bet you there's people listen right now who think
Speaker 2: they've got the definitive cheat for scrambled eggs, because it's
Speaker 2: like going into a shower, are in a hotel, where
Speaker 2: one millimeters between hot and cold can burn your face
Speaker 2: off or freeze you. Scrambled eggs going to go, these
Speaker 2: are brilliant. Two seconds on, these are crap.
Speaker 4: You blink and then you open your eyes again. It's
Speaker 4: oh my god. The shriveled mess.
Speaker 2: So if anyone's got any tried and tested cheeks of
Speaker 2: scrambled eggs, I think I'll spend the rest of my
Speaker 2: life trying to perfect scrambled eggs and try it Cramblosh.
Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: It's amazing how something's so basic as scrambled eggs you
Speaker 2: can screw up within half a second. You can go
Speaker 2: for these. This is perfect, which is why Actually, when
Speaker 2: you go to any Melbourne restaurant and they bring you
Speaker 2: the perfect scrambled egs, I always think it's an art
Speaker 2: form because they're doing that all day long and they're
Speaker 2: always so good. They must have timers or I don't
Speaker 2: know how they do it. A lot of you are
Speaker 2: texting the show with different ways that you do use
Speaker 2: scrambled eggs. Some people are saying use water, other people
Speaker 2: are saying don't crack into a Bolden whisk. You just
Speaker 2: crack the eggs straight into the pan.
Speaker 4: Too risky though for the eggshells to get in there.
Speaker 2: Then I think it becomes what you call is it
Speaker 2: poached egg or turn into an accidental Omeleok, I've done
Speaker 2: that before. My wife goes, what is that it's an omelet. Now.
Speaker 2: You know, when you're at school, you're making a trying
Speaker 2: to make some out of clay, and you get some
Speaker 2: paper weight. Now it's just anamorphous blob. It's a paperweight. Omelok.
Speaker 4: When scrambled eggs get too dry, I've.
Speaker 2: Got a choice right now. It's just how bad there's becoming.
Speaker 2: It's just an omelo, poor old ample omeleok. All right,
Speaker 2: we want to hear about your weekend and six words.
Speaker 8: Send Christian text.
Speaker 6: Using six words or less telling about your week. Did
Speaker 6: you kite surfa lay down some term?
Speaker 2: Huh If it did, plex would be an awe laid
Speaker 2: some terf kite surfing, someone says, texting saying, perfect fluffy
Speaker 2: scrambled eggs. So that's what you guys want, we do.
Speaker 2: It's a fluff you want, she said us a higher
Speaker 2: sided frying pan. You know, you get some that are
Speaker 2: quite flat, and they get some like it's a bigger No,
Speaker 2: imagine a lovely and lily on a pond. It's a lily.
Speaker 4: I don't find the walls on a lily very high.
Speaker 2: Oh no they are. They're like two hands class. It's anyway,
Speaker 2: he sided frying pan and you put four inches of
Speaker 2: water in there? Oh too much? That's way. She makes
Speaker 2: me feel sick. Someone's churning into my beautiful fluffy. It
Speaker 2: was swimming in water. No, no, no, no, no, okay, sorry,
Speaker 2: I have to agree to disagree, perhatsy. What's your six
Speaker 2: week world weekend? What do you get to this weekend?
Speaker 3: Rhino's dose for the Love God. I spoke on the
Speaker 3: show Friday morning.
Speaker 2: Drugging them again for games on a Saturday night.
Speaker 3: I was talking on Friday morning about how do you yeah, good, good,
Speaker 3: good good.
Speaker 2: I know some doctors still stuck up there?
Speaker 3: You know here I am sharing again.
Speaker 4: Then we thought by next week the.
Speaker 2: Guy ropes got stuck. We never leave a man hello
Speaker 2: in there Christ's backs. We just have to poos your out.
Speaker 2: Guys making the documentaries.
Speaker 3: He's got a weird, weird bow in that does he
Speaker 3: need this team disgusting national guy.
Speaker 2: Probably the managerial job. He doesn't change weird bow.
Speaker 3: No he has, And it happened last time, and we
Speaker 3: got a little.
Speaker 2: King to the right or left. Any out bits of.
Speaker 3: It are like bits are like no man's land, like
Speaker 3: they can't get to it with the camera. So he
Speaker 3: has to have this extra procedure to be accessible so
Speaker 3: they can check all of it. So it must be
Speaker 3: I don't know, rover landing.
Speaker 2: Up the buggy or something where they've got are anyway
Speaker 2: the craft.
Speaker 3: I have been accused of over sharing, so he has
Speaker 3: no idea something guilty.
Speaker 2: My husband has got a weak colon.
Speaker 4: He's got no man's land.
Speaker 2: Up, probably going through his PowerPoint presentation he's got for
Speaker 2: some boardroom today at midday? Are you the guy that
Speaker 2: weird conan side? Fine?
Speaker 3: I picked him up on Friday and he got in
Speaker 3: the car and the first thing he said was not
Speaker 3: how he went or how are you? It was like,
Speaker 3: did you talk about my colonoscopy on the show this morning?
Speaker 2: I thought, we, Chris, you know I'm f we your
Speaker 2: wife did?
Speaker 3: I said, oh, Am, I might have why? And he
Speaker 3: said oh. Just as I was about to go under uneath,
Speaker 3: the dist leaned over and said, I'm going to give
Speaker 3: you a Rhino's dose because you're the love God.
Speaker 2: Thinks you don't want to hear anyone whispringing in your ear,
Speaker 2: let alone underneathetist.
Speaker 3: It was terrifying.
Speaker 2: I'm going to give you what do you say? I'm
Speaker 2: going to give you a rhino.
Speaker 4: Remember he needs more than double them.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't go down.
Speaker 2: Just as you're like counting counting back was being give
Speaker 2: you a high. I love God, I know you can
Speaker 2: also know this. You'll get some loving. Get the hoist?
Speaker 2: What five so sleepy? Not damn?
Speaker 3: Patrina?
Speaker 8: How many times?
Speaker 2: And we all wave to the gods? Cones Patrina, Christian
Speaker 2: Connells Show podcast, Christian Perfect. Scrambled eggs, whisk eggs and
Speaker 2: a bowl with cream, plays butter and frying pan. As
Speaker 2: soon as eggs hit the band, keep on moving eggs
Speaker 2: around until life fluffy. Do not overcook. I learned that
Speaker 2: from a chef, Giny. I think that is the most
Speaker 2: basic scrambled eggs. I mean, he don't need a chef
Speaker 2: to that's what we're doing at the moment. That's like
Speaker 2: you start a little keep moving them around the bath.
Speaker 2: It's not Lake, You're Einstein doing e And then you
Speaker 2: e call that to the MC square, see saying he
Speaker 2: moved him around the pan. Oh my god, I just
Speaker 2: throw it on the floor and stamp on it and
Speaker 2: serve Judy. All right. So over the weekend and footye,
Speaker 2: there was a pitch invader Okay, this is incredible. The
Speaker 2: news coverage today some people are saying that he should
Speaker 2: be banned for three years, five years, and then some
Speaker 2: people were saying this this guy's true band for life.
Speaker 4: The stadiums even have a way though to check who's
Speaker 4: band from coming to games. Who's who's checking as they
Speaker 4: coming through Adelaide oval doors.
Speaker 2: But I thought that the MCG was pioneering this AI
Speaker 2: scanner technology or do they just say that to us?
Speaker 2: So we got all right, don't they've got AI now
Speaker 2: scanning you? Because actually, whenever you go to the MCG,
Speaker 2: it's what the lovely thing about the MCG is they
Speaker 2: employ a wide range of ages there to be the
Speaker 2: security person, now, don't they Sometimes you'll see some old
Speaker 2: felly like alright, so Brooks, some sure shank redemption? Okay,
Speaker 2: all the you're the front line here, Okay, Jason Bourne's
Speaker 2: granddad still got some crab mcguard Papa. I didn't realize
Speaker 2: you could run onto a pitch that easily as well?
Speaker 4: Were you sure you're not meant to be out?
Speaker 2: But I didn't know, as you can if you foundally
Speaker 2: going for a little stroll during the game. Anyway, The
Speaker 2: commentators were not happy. Let's get to bray Shaw.
Speaker 4: All hanging around everywhere as they've got to stop this game.
Speaker 2: There's an idiot out there on the field. Let's go
Speaker 2: to s E N and there's an idiot on the
Speaker 2: great idiot, unified, unified idiot, idiot.
Speaker 8: Idiot, and there's an idiot on.
Speaker 3: There's there's two wow engage, so grabbing hold of Crouch.
Speaker 2: That's just man because the security bike shouldn't hold in.
Speaker 2: And now we go over to Treplm. They referred to
Speaker 2: him as old mate. Frank got a straight Here is
Speaker 2: this from eighty four something my t d K Maxwell
Speaker 2: cassetting to play it back, but do you want a
Speaker 2: time machine up to Adelaide. The queen has been made
Speaker 2: Queen Frank King's got a streaking's what we Got's got
Speaker 2: in his secret He better wrestling another deck. He's a
Speaker 2: skyped hold. Mike's a scaped get you along the grabby
Speaker 2: does the a person at tackle? Person's being good? Casey's
Speaker 2: dicking decked him an idiot.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcasts.
Speaker 2: The story and we've spoken about before, has the most
Speaker 2: pampered dog in Australia young master Henry probably a full
Speaker 2: Sunday roast yesterday. Did he what did he have yesterday?
Speaker 2: Cape flap potatoes?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 3: He triple grabbled eggs.
Speaker 2: Was he for levens?
Speaker 4: He really ate scrabbled eggs?
Speaker 5: I really did.
Speaker 3: I tell them what we met for brunch?
Speaker 2: So are you actually eating right now? Sorry?
Speaker 3: I I am so hungry.
Speaker 2: Because you know what been great and break you don't
Speaker 2: and also them, I'm Christian, he's how do you tell her?
Speaker 2: Tell her to get the news ready at eight? Tell
Speaker 2: him trying to a peak.
Speaker 3: I was so choosy that one wet We're talking again, Yes,
Speaker 3: shows on, we're on here. Met for brunch on Saturday,
Speaker 3: and I had smoked salmon, and they gave me so
Speaker 3: much I couldn't need it all, So I said to
Speaker 3: Caitlin take it home to Henry, so Henry would have
Speaker 3: had Did he have smoked salmon for dinner on Saturday night?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 5: He had it for lunch and then for dinner he had.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, does he have three meals every day?
Speaker 5: Not every day, just every now and then because we
Speaker 5: give him kibble normally during the day.
Speaker 2: Was his cheap grip? See you guys, where's mine.
Speaker 5: That's to help clean his teeth when we're not when
Speaker 5: we don't brush.
Speaker 2: His teeth, I don't need to worry about their teeth
Speaker 2: because they're dogs. Just with that little chair for some cavoodl.
Speaker 2: You been going to a nice holidays and she is
Speaker 2: open wine. Anyway, Caitlin was walking her dog and he
Speaker 2: broke in somewhere.
Speaker 5: So we took him for a walk after dinner. And
Speaker 5: there's a local school right right near us, and it's
Speaker 5: very fancy. It has big high gates and whatnot and
Speaker 5: very luscious grass. So I was like, great, this is
Speaker 5: perfectly just poppy spot.
Speaker 2: Look at that luscious grass. Fancy must be nice.
Speaker 5: Well, we only want the best for him, and like
Speaker 5: running and whatnot. It was perfect level and everything. So
Speaker 5: I said to them, let's poppy and.
Speaker 2: We'll let him run around, just to a crystal cleet.
Speaker 2: You don't own this property, no, no, no, it's a.
Speaker 5: It's a describant, like a very fancy private school.
Speaker 2: Right and you just thought you go walk your dog
Speaker 2: down and it poop on their luscious greens.
Speaker 3: No, we would have.
Speaker 5: Picked it up, but he'd like he does his poops
Speaker 5: on sidewalks, not on lightweight.
Speaker 2: Trained him well.
Speaker 5: So we went in there and anyway, we're running around
Speaker 5: and it was getting a bit late, and we saw
Speaker 5: this ute coming down, like the long, beautiful esplanade that
Speaker 5: leaves the school, and anyway, when.
Speaker 2: He goes into the sea.
Speaker 5: Anyway, as he kind of left, the big booming gates
Speaker 5: started to close, and I looked at him and I
Speaker 5: was like, do you think he's going to lock us in?
Speaker 5: And she was like no, no, no, why you know
Speaker 5: of course now that's unsafe.
Speaker 2: Anyway, we got locked in that scene Indiana Jones where
Speaker 2: he's trying to get under that drop, and.
Speaker 5: So it fully closed. I was trying to open the
Speaker 5: gates everything. I turned off the power to the gate.
Speaker 5: It wouldn't open, so we had to call.
Speaker 7: It.
Speaker 5: Well no, I just thought that maybe it would turn
Speaker 5: back into a manual and it could be reopened.
Speaker 3: We're on the inside.
Speaker 5: Anyway, called the brother in law and he had to
Speaker 5: bring out a ladder for us to get up and.
Speaker 2: Over the fence.
Speaker 5: We were there for like good forty five minutes.
Speaker 2: Kiddy, you are actually locked into a school.
Speaker 5: We were locked into a private school, I mean, a
Speaker 5: great place to be nice and safe, big eye walls.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we were just there.
Speaker 5: Poor Henry was thirsty and we were thinking of ways
Speaker 5: to get out, and I only could turn to the
Speaker 5: brother to get a ladder and get us out of there.
Speaker 2: So how did you get young Henry over the dog?
Speaker 5: Well, he weighs less than four kilos.
Speaker 2: Chuck him over, cark him over it, give mental tap
Speaker 2: or something, off we go flying.
Speaker 4: He must eat his body weight in food every day.
Speaker 4: How's he only four kilos? That he's been three square
Speaker 4: meals and kibble?
Speaker 5: Well, because we run him every day, so like every
Speaker 5: day I take him for at least a forty minute walk,
Speaker 5: so he's very fish.
Speaker 2: You good owners. That's a proper walk for dog.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show, gust right now.
Speaker 2: Looking for your stories of being locked in, you can
Speaker 2: call me on nine four one four one four three. Kathleen,
Speaker 2: Christian has to work at macas accidentally locked myself into
Speaker 2: the bin room at work. Well, there's always some sort
Speaker 2: of binroom with a latch or something. It's then night
Speaker 2: communal flats as well. That dreaded binroom. Locked myself in
Speaker 2: the bin room at work was because I forgot to
Speaker 2: anchor the open. It shut itself and there wasn't a
Speaker 2: handle on the bin room's side of the door. Brie
Speaker 2: got locked in the Senate at Parliament House in camera
Speaker 2: grade six school camp, we were given a tour of
Speaker 2: the various areas and suddenly we realize the rest of
Speaker 2: my class had gone, leaving me, my best friend and
Speaker 2: the school principal alone. The door was locked. We couldn't
Speaker 2: get out. There was another school group on the other
Speaker 2: side of the room. It's massive. We had to try
Speaker 2: and get their attention to help us. You see a
Speaker 2: rival school locked in, you ain't helping them. That's the
Speaker 2: lot of the playground. My friends finally, excursy God was
Speaker 2: able to unlock the door. We were let out after
Speaker 2: about fifteen minutes. Leah I was trained to be a
Speaker 2: nurse and was told to score a body down to
Speaker 2: the morgue. I was a student at the time. The
Speaker 2: goods lift broke down and it was me, another fellow
Speaker 2: student and the corpse. The body started making a lot
Speaker 2: of noises.
Speaker 4: Well they make that. I think they make noises as
Speaker 4: they release gases, don't they.
Speaker 2: I don't think that quickly. I think that's a bit
Speaker 2: later on. I don't know all right name four one
Speaker 2: four one O four three locked in and is sir,
Speaker 2: hello Christian, how are you? Is that the right way
Speaker 2: to produce your name? Ye? Anissa, Sorry, that's it, Anissa,
Speaker 2: welcome to show.
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 7: This Friday, I was out going out to an appointment
Speaker 7: and I have a lift in my house.
Speaker 11: As I got in.
Speaker 9: It and made this loud noise like a bang, and
Speaker 9: then halfway in between floors, that just stopped and I
Speaker 9: went to grab the phone it's inside and the phone
Speaker 9: was dead. So lucky I had my mobile phone and
Speaker 9: I called the emergence line, but they were out on
Speaker 9: a service and by the time they came out, my
Speaker 9: son in law was in the neighborhood. So he popped
Speaker 9: around and he opened the door for.
Speaker 7: Me, and we were laughing, and I said to him,
Speaker 7: I said, I bet you this is your dream come
Speaker 7: true to see your mother in law locked in the
Speaker 7: lift and you're standing there looking down on her.
Speaker 2: So how did he get you out? What did he
Speaker 2: prize open the doors?
Speaker 7: Well, we could open the door, and I said to him,
Speaker 7: go and find a ladder.
Speaker 9: I'm sure I can. If I climb up the ladder,
Speaker 9: I'll get out.
Speaker 7: And he's going, no, I don't think so, I'll wait
Speaker 7: for the emergency guys to come.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, they came.
Speaker 9: That's exactly what they did.
Speaker 7: So he was just having a good old time laughing at.
Speaker 1: Me all the time.
Speaker 2: All right, thanks your story, have a nice week. Thanks
Speaker 2: you going the show to take care. But Nick, good morning,
Speaker 2: good morning, Hello Nick, what's your story about being locked him?
Speaker 11: Yes, so probably maybe around five years ago was my
Speaker 11: sister's engagement party. They were holding it at my at
Speaker 11: my parents' house. Everyone was gathering in the in the
Speaker 11: dining room for the speeches. Some suddenly somebody realized obviously
Speaker 11: that I'm not there. I had got to the toilet
Speaker 11: earlier and the latch on the door had broken, so
Speaker 11: I was trapped in the toilet while they were given
Speaker 11: the speeches.
Speaker 2: Oh year, and so I know were you in there?
Speaker 11: I don't know, at least a few minutes. But when
Speaker 11: they come to get me eventually, I've got a huge
Speaker 11: six foot three cousin, big solid guy, and he's shouldering
Speaker 11: his door trying to get it down, but it was
Speaker 11: it was a cheap door, so what he did was
Speaker 11: end up sort of like cracking through it. Like Jack
Speaker 11: Nicholson in the shining. I ended up stepping.
Speaker 2: Through the doors in distress. You shoulders, yeah, thank you
Speaker 2: very much, their spiky fella thank you. Uh Sam, good morning, Good.
Speaker 10: Morning Christian Team.
Speaker 2: How are you on a lovely weekend? Sam? And that
Speaker 2: was your story.
Speaker 10: Well, I was at a wedding looking pretty fabulous, all
Speaker 10: I thought, and I needed to go and patt on
Speaker 10: my nose and look after myself while the photos are
Speaker 10: being taken. So I gave my husband my drink and
Speaker 10: my handbag and went off to the portaloos. It was
Speaker 10: a bush wedding, so they had the portaloos. And while
Speaker 10: I was in there, I noticed spider Man on the outside,
Speaker 10: but it was a three year old spider Man. I'd
Speaker 10: locked the inside of the toilet to go, but it
Speaker 10: was a portal loo, so I had a lock on
Speaker 10: the outside that you put across so that when they're
Speaker 10: traveling the doorstone open. And he pulled out across and
Speaker 10: locked me inside the portaloo and let me out spider Man,
Speaker 10: and I was trying all the coaxing, I'll get you
Speaker 10: a lovely you know, all of those sorts of things.
Speaker 10: And I was in there for quite a while. Spider
Speaker 10: Man then got distracted and ran off and left me,
Speaker 10: And of course I couldn't call my husband because he
Speaker 10: had my handbag with my phone, So I was staring
Speaker 10: through the crack in the portal.
Speaker 2: Loose falling out. Hello, lay in the news past.
Speaker 11: And let me out.
Speaker 10: There happened to be one of my friends. And when
Speaker 10: I told them what happened, they couldn't stop laughing. And then,
Speaker 10: much to my husband's discuss, when I arrived, he wanted
Speaker 10: to know where I'd been because he'd been like holding
Speaker 10: my drink in my.
Speaker 2: Handbaggs is all spider Man's faul, Sam, thank you very
Speaker 2: much your story.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast.
Speaker 2: An hour on from when we started talking about scrambled
Speaker 2: eggs and the perfect word to scrambled eggs. Still getting
Speaker 2: messages coming in Christian egg hacks at a touch of
Speaker 2: water for omelets and oil for fried ry skinny egg omelets,
Speaker 2: whatever have one was? And milk for scrambled eggs. Do
Speaker 2: you have me milk? No? Oh, I do add milk?
Speaker 4: I used to. I learned this from a girl I
Speaker 4: was dating in high school. She had an orange juice
Speaker 4: to scrambled eggs.
Speaker 2: No, just a dash is a dash? Just a sou
Speaker 2: song a sous song?
Speaker 4: How much is a sousng?
Speaker 2: No it is. You know they're a knob of butter,
Speaker 2: a sous on or something, A pinch of that. I
Speaker 2: don't know. A tad here, this guy says, here a
Speaker 2: tat of cream to make them rich and cream and
Speaker 2: then in camps, do not overcook. If there's only that simple,
Speaker 2: my friend Zach. All right, time now for this week's
Speaker 2: brand new misheard lyrics.
Speaker 3: It's just another misshard Monday.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics. All right, every Monday we
Speaker 2: play back or your misheard lyrics. As we're playing the back,
Speaker 2: we will hear. What will you think you're hearing? You
Speaker 2: will hear if we don't hear your mishare And for
Speaker 2: the really great ones, Hall of Fa Hall of Famous.
Speaker 2: Last week from Jess Jason rats, I'm yours, but I
Speaker 2: won't have Sarte no more, Arte no More. Doesn't care
Speaker 2: of that lovely peanut sauce. Chloe errol By Australian crawl.
Speaker 2: He's selling the hashish. All right, let's let's get jan
Speaker 2: brand new misheard. This is from young Jed who's twelve
Speaker 2: adele go easy on me? Original line I was still
Speaker 2: a child. I was still cha Oh, Young Jed is
Speaker 2: mishearing it as I will steal a child.
Speaker 1: Our still chap.
Speaker 4: Must be.
Speaker 2: A young Jed. That's good hour still chat, just clearly
Speaker 2: saying it. I will steal a child, Jed, thank you
Speaker 2: very much.
Speaker 4: I'll bring him into the hall of ya.
Speaker 2: Come on, hour still cha Jed? There we go. Jed
Speaker 2: Gibbons has got this. How am I supposed to live
Speaker 2: without you? Mickey be Michael Bolton? When all that I've
Speaker 2: been living for is gone up.
Speaker 8: And live and is gone?
Speaker 2: This is going to change how you feel about the
Speaker 2: song for ever now When all that I've been living
Speaker 2: forest gump.
Speaker 8: Well up and live and p is gone.
Speaker 2: It is he says, far risk gump he bris breaks
Speaker 2: it up, up and live and Pa is gone. Patient,
Speaker 2: Come on in, why don't you enjoy young Jed? All
Speaker 2: ye in? Jed to Jed two jets? Is that right?
Speaker 2: Jed Gibbons And then little twelve year old Jed? Wow?
Speaker 2: We what are the odds? AnyWho? Conin Stannard Tucker's daughter
Speaker 2: iMOS great song when Tucker's daughter's memory. What's going on
Speaker 2: at Ian's life right now? But he is saying he's hearing,
Speaker 2: and my job is to play out what you think
Speaker 2: he miss hearing When Tucker's daughter's got memories? No no, no,
Speaker 2: no no, Let's go to Olive now a Christian. I
Speaker 2: listened to Miss Hurds on a Monday, my dad and
Speaker 2: I listen to it on the way home from ballet.
Speaker 2: Very nice, Olive Taylor Swift Paris. We were somewhere else where,
Speaker 2: or is it we wear sombreros?
Speaker 8: Where is he's a fifteen jack?
Speaker 2: Come on in, come on, move up, young jet and
Speaker 2: the jet. Olive's here quite the party vibe today. You
Speaker 2: tell us used to week Tim Walker Smith blinded by
Speaker 2: the line Manfred Man's earth Band original line, And Little
Speaker 2: Early Pearly came by in his curly whirley.
Speaker 4: Little early burning gay bye the skirl of Worthy.
Speaker 2: Now. I don't know who's listening to some of the
Speaker 2: more obscure hits on man Friend, but anyway, and Little
Speaker 2: Early Pearly gave my anus a curly, whirly.
Speaker 4: Little burning gay bye. I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2: I think you, but we're hearing. We're hearing you hearing
Speaker 2: it lit burning gay bye? Where's it going? It can't
Speaker 2: go in? Not with young Jed, not with you? And
Speaker 2: do you not ending a downer?
Speaker 4: Sure?
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 4: We have been having too much fun.
Speaker 2: To say we have. Let's end on the of Lenny Cohen.
Speaker 2: Now Julie's got this one and a Lenard Vibe famous
Speaker 2: blue raincoat. I'm writing you now to see if you're better, Lenny.
Speaker 2: I'm writing analogous to see you feel better? Or is
Speaker 2: it I'm riding you now? Lenny's writing you to see
Speaker 2: if you're better. I'm writing analogous to see you feel better?
Speaker 2: Is there? But none of us the better? As always?
Speaker 2: When of you miss hearing them, email me Christian at
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell dot com dot au Christian Connell Show podcasting
Speaker 2: any given day. The amount of stuff we just chuck
Speaker 2: into Google right constantly, just as to put that on Google,
Speaker 2: just random. It's just all this random noise in your head,
Speaker 2: just dumped in there. And uh, I was just looking
Speaker 2: at I had one hundred and seventy six tabs opened
Speaker 2: up my phone, one hundred and seventy six and it's
Speaker 2: just random gobbledygoog in that is what it's like in
Speaker 2: my head. So just the last twenty four hours, I've
Speaker 2: searched the average salary for a bouncer.
Speaker 4: Ah, I've been interested to know. I guess seventy.
Speaker 2: Five fifty seven should the reason why I was to
Speaker 2: give for this. I've watched twice the Roadhouse movie right
Speaker 2: and love the original Patrick Swayzey. It's nowhere near as
Speaker 2: good as that, but it is good fun anyway. I
Speaker 2: watched it twice just to make sure, just to check
Speaker 2: it was really and it's in it. They offer the
Speaker 2: young Dalton that Jake Ginnerhall was playing, right, Elliott Dalton.
Speaker 2: They say, you know able to be this bouncer at
Speaker 2: this just a basic roadside bar, a roadhouse. Okay, the
Speaker 2: economics do not add up.
Speaker 4: He's in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 2: No, no, it's a part time job. They're going to
Speaker 2: pay this guy thirty thousand dollars a month. Ah right,
Speaker 2: I pause it today for it. Surely ain't working on
Speaker 2: a Monday, old Tuesday or Sunday, like cracking heads there
Speaker 2: and you can get someone else to do it. Then
Speaker 2: for every Thursday, Friday, Saturday, you need a former UC fighter.
Speaker 2: But it's not it's not seven days a week, a month,
Speaker 2: three hundred and sixty thousand a year. Cracking heads is
Speaker 2: a bouncer in a dirty, old truck stock cafe called
Speaker 2: the Roadhouse.
Speaker 4: And that's in US doors. So the version about five.
Speaker 2: Million tends to I pause the way move on from
Speaker 2: this movie like that. They didn't check, isn't you odd?
Speaker 2: I mean, I know it's Jake Gillenhall, but even so,
Speaker 2: you're not even offering Jake Guinnelman. This place will go bankrupt.
Speaker 2: Don't worry about the bikies, the econite model you built.
Speaker 2: How the bank even lent you money? Hey, how much
Speaker 2: you playing this place? They've got a band, They've got
Speaker 2: all these various well known people playing live every other
Speaker 2: day like post Malons. How much he chucking money? The
Speaker 2: problems here are economic. It's not violence here, No wonder
Speaker 2: they good securities.
Speaker 4: The place itself is has some kind of gold mine
Speaker 4: and foundations.
Speaker 2: I couldn't move on the whole movie. Even at the
Speaker 2: end it was like that guy way too much not
Speaker 2: google what a good average salary for answer? And then
Speaker 2: the other thing, I'm thinking about selling my car and
Speaker 2: finally becoming Australian, thinking about getting a ute. Oh you
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Speaker 4: By four all you need I missed by you, honestly
Speaker 4: from this that three years I was trying to do the.
Speaker 2: Try that because it doesn't owe you any.
Speaker 4: The amount of times you actually need the utility of
Speaker 4: something to chuck in the back. You'll love it. The
Speaker 4: only problem is then you become somebody that a favor of.
Speaker 4: Oh what are you doing?
Speaker 2: You yours? And the mattress friend of mine gave me
Speaker 2: a lifter and we had dinner on Friday night and
Speaker 2: he's just got a what do you call it? A raptor?
Speaker 4: Are you going to one of those? Best?
Speaker 3: So you want to ram like a big something ram.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize how much those things are there there.
Speaker 2: There are a lot that's not persaisly. They aboute hundred
Speaker 2: and eight ground.
Speaker 4: He almost ran me over when you keme to one
Speaker 4: last game?
Speaker 2: He should have one. We're not dirmy, we don't belong
Speaker 2: in one of those. Okay. My friend gave a left
Speaker 2: home in this this raptor thing, right, and and it
Speaker 2: was I'm making this noise just going through the mean
Speaker 2: streets of hamp tonight. It's a bloody other the grounds.
Speaker 2: It's got four different sound effects. It's got four different
Speaker 2: the exhaust has four different sounds. So it's got like
Speaker 2: a friendly sort of baha one where you're just going
Speaker 2: it's a lot whisper moment.
Speaker 4: Well you always use that one, please.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no no. There's me and the notes.
Speaker 2: So three of us guys in our fifties, we're going
Speaker 2: put on the noisy one driving the light hoos and it's.
Speaker 4: Like, see, I thought you wanted it for actual utility,
Speaker 4: not because you're going through some middle in the sound
Speaker 4: of noisy car.
Speaker 2: It's fifty fIF Jack, If I'm honest, it's fifty to fifty.
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Speaker 2: We're looking for your dancing movies because it is canned down.
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Speaker 2: JC would have loved it. When he came back, he
Speaker 2: sambled out that cave fact. Highest paid dancer in history,
Speaker 2: Michael Flatley, you got him my friends during his peak
Speaker 2: years flatly? But here was he about? Was he dancing
Speaker 2: at the roadhouse earning two and a half million dollars
Speaker 2: a week? What, Jake Ginninghall?
Speaker 4: That is quite and a half?
Speaker 3: Are you serious a week?
Speaker 2: Two and a half million a week? That's insane, it's
Speaker 2: elect sure for one one million? Was that fifty inch
Speaker 2: or one? Was the premium on his right leg?
Speaker 4: Thought she'd have never given up the whole.
Speaker 3: I would have thought like a premium ball arena. Absolutely, Michael,
Speaker 3: members that selling out broadways huge all over the world.
Speaker 2: What's that rio? You've got some backup stats there.
Speaker 6: He's in the Guinness World Records with two million dollars
Speaker 6: a week highest paid dancer.
Speaker 3: Is that Aussie million or even more?
Speaker 2: Like? What doesn't matter. It's still a lot of money,
Speaker 2: No American, Let's listen. Two million do news a week.
Speaker 4: Returns?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Lie at Lyris, not those chinkers that do bad guttering.
Speaker 2: I've seen you in a current affair line at Lyrish
Speaker 2: Dancer anyway, dance movies jazz dancing too. Oh you might
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Speaker 4: What about Bronze plus?
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Speaker 2: You know the movie Working Girl Patsy, Well, she's dancing now,
Speaker 2: that's right, she's a twerking girlk on sister Wow we
Speaker 2: Daniel day Lewis has had some dance moves. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: The Gangam starts of New York. All right, what have
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Speaker 4: A movie Pop and Lock and two Smoking Barrels very good.
Speaker 2: And some strange moves there. Some can go see the
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Speaker 2: to Crumping Crunk Rock Gorillas do the Twist. That's very good.
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Speaker 4: And Charleston and the Chocolate Factory.
Speaker 2: That's also gold, very good. This guy's got Sunda, guys.
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Speaker 2: It's the Christian O'Connell show. Today's time waster we're looking
Speaker 2: for your dance movies. Make a movie, dance lest some show.
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Speaker 2: Or are you ready to dance?
Speaker 4: I'm ready to both.
Speaker 2: Michael Flatley Liners flat Liners, good movie Silver, Christian, I
Speaker 2: want to can of w D forty on Friday show?
Speaker 2: Is someone going to coming back for my prize? Yes,
Speaker 2: they're still out. Yeah if you missed it, but then wow,
Speaker 2: we that must have been a big old show Friday.
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Speaker 4: I didn't know if it was a movie. It tended.
Speaker 4: It felt like a TV show in my.
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Speaker 4: Sorry, I still thinking about Grumpy Old can't picture.
Speaker 2: We really must catch up at nine about it? Go
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Speaker 4: Sil well?
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Speaker 4: Bronze, I liked it, Jest.
Speaker 2: Fox trotting, two smoking Barrels, Silver, all right, Who's best
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Speaker 2: Jack's had a quick Google few Grumpy Old Men was
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Speaker 2: guys Tomorrow's show today. Yes, over the course of the
Speaker 2: show and random notes about some of the things that
Speaker 2: we talk about that we might come back to tomorrow
Speaker 2: or we might do some more with kicks up quite
Speaker 2: a lot of vapors today. They're in the air kings
Speaker 2: in movies that don't add up, watching this new Roadhouse movie,
Speaker 2: and they're paying this young Dalton bouncer at some dive
Speaker 2: bar the roadhouse at the side of the road, a
Speaker 2: truck stop that's got serious problems anyway. Thirty thousand dollars
Speaker 2: a month, which is three hundred and sixty dollars a
Speaker 2: year for what is ostensibly a part time evening job.
Speaker 2: Isn't it cracking heads? And there's no way he's doing that.
Speaker 2: Seventies a week. It must be pretty quiet a Sunday
Speaker 2: and Monday. Are you watering amount of money in the
Speaker 2: Bouncing game? Not add up? After Jack breaking some in
Speaker 2: his kitchen. You had to throw it away, you know.
Speaker 2: I remember I had a George Do you remember the
Speaker 2: George form and ra all the rage use it For
Speaker 2: the first time, I thought, damn, this thing is got
Speaker 2: he's got melted cheeson. Now I put the whole thing
Speaker 2: in the dishwasher, good as gold, got it out washer,
Speaker 2: I got it out, pugged it in. God damnity nothing
Speaker 2: filter last these days, come on, George, knock out the
Speaker 2: fat and now knocking out the power. They're gonna watch
Speaker 2: this thing isn't working. I'm just going out the dishwasher.
Speaker 2: Enter you joking? Dripping from the pack an electrical Fred
Speaker 2: never even thought about the electrical situ. She don't see
Speaker 2: not a plugs in the old TV adverts for them. Anyway,
Speaker 2: you had to throw it out. You wrecked it yourself.
Speaker 2: I don't know what Bogan cookbook came from. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: she's got a recipe for someone called Goop. Maybe we
Speaker 2: make a Bogan cookbook with Bogan recipes. They must have
Speaker 2: required no more than ten minutes prep or even total
Speaker 2: cook time and prep a cookbook.
Speaker 4: My dad's only meal he ever cooked for us. All
Speaker 4: I remember is mashed potatoes, peas, sausages.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mashed potato. I think it was raised with mashed potatoes.
Speaker 2: Anyone else mummiesters put milk in it.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, milk butter. Episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's episode. It's it's not a meal now week gravy.
Speaker 3: Mumm used to make Bubble and Squeak too, where she
Speaker 3: keep for a whole week all the leftover mash. We
Speaker 3: hadnt peas and that'd be bubble and squeaks.
Speaker 2: It was like, what you have any food recycling there?
Speaker 2: This is a treat for Friday night.
Speaker 4: She was compostly, but just not in a with the
Speaker 4: with us.
Speaker 2: It's all of that some more on tomorrow's show. Thank
Speaker 2: you very much for joining us.
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