Speaker 1: And now in an exclusive presentation over the violent it's
Speaker 1: the then Henry delevations of it me.
Speaker 2: People do some weird ship. This is it.
Speaker 3: This is a big lie.
Speaker 2: This is for the girls. This one some things make
Speaker 2: more sense than the other. Whimsy lohand cunched from the
Speaker 2: face after trying to take a boy away from a mother.
Speaker 4: You're a good little boy.
Speaker 5: I won't leave enjoyed the guide. Lol yourself for observations
Speaker 5: you didn't ask for.
Speaker 3: That's the line.
Speaker 4: I see it quite clearly.
Speaker 2: Get new glasses. This is Is it just a black
Speaker 2: couple of mitches? Said one? Mitch is clearly better than
Speaker 2: the other one. Now here is mich Julie and Mitchell coo,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, throwback Mitchell cour I know our original
Speaker 2: life in our Oh, isn't that cute? From I forget
Speaker 2: we had half that ship there. Well, we made it
Speaker 2: Cherry episode one hundred, all the height, as you said,
Speaker 2: we wouldn't do it all dead now I all got
Speaker 2: COVID and they're all in mccaskar, and we had nothing
Speaker 2: to do with that. We at all. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: don't check the autopsy reports. We made it. You know,
Speaker 2: I was trying to find some like impressive statistic to
Speaker 2: like really sum up how long we've been doing the podcast,
Speaker 2: but there's just nothing. I was like, Okay, every episode's
Speaker 2: an hour, which means one hundred hours, which equates to
Speaker 2: like four days. I was like, I really thought that
Speaker 2: I was going to get up here and be like
Speaker 2: that equates to nine weeks of podcasting, though it's literally
Speaker 2: for whatever mercury and retrograde maus of shedded skin and twice. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you could drive to Perth fourteen times, listen to our
Speaker 2: po boil thirty thousand eggs. In the amount of shows
Speaker 2: we've done, it feels like a couple of weeks ago
Speaker 2: we had our fortieth episode. It's a bit weird being
Speaker 2: at one hundred and.
Speaker 6: You know what, I remember the earlier episodes more than
Speaker 6: I remember any of the most recent ones.
Speaker 2: You know, used to be really good at throwing back
Speaker 2: to Oh, you might remember in episode thirteen we did this.
Speaker 2: I couldn't fucking do that anymore.
Speaker 6: No, you used to be really good at someone to
Speaker 6: be like, oh, I heard this bit on the show,
Speaker 6: and I go, Mitch.
Speaker 2: Wheens that you go episode twelve? Can you straight away now?
Speaker 2: I reckon around seventy on would say just blurred. I'm
Speaker 2: also here for our centenary celebration. Prize keeper jamr Hello,
Speaker 2: I'm here also. Sorry, Look I've got champagne guys, of
Speaker 2: course we do. Come on, Oh we go, got some
Speaker 2: sham can you pull those for ausailns. I've got something else. Actually,
Speaker 2: I've got something else to show you. Oh really, well,
Speaker 2: you pop that bottle. I'm gonna pop this smash cake
Speaker 2: if you don't hardly mindsh cake. So these smash cakes
Speaker 2: I got right. I'm sending them out to like a
Speaker 2: few friends of the show, if you like people that
Speaker 2: have been guessed before Kate len Bron, Yeah, people like that.
Speaker 2: And I got them from smash Cake Sydney not to
Speaker 2: be confused with Sydney smash Cake smash Cake Official. It's
Speaker 2: the Instagram handle you on. And I'm not telling you
Speaker 2: that because because I got it for free, our bloody
Speaker 2: paid But they were a delight to deal with. Run
Speaker 2: by a chick called Kyleen. And yeah, she does the
Speaker 2: smash cake thing full of candy and stuff. I'm about
Speaker 2: to belt the shit out of this. She's also helped
Speaker 2: her fourteen year old son, Jesse set up his own
Speaker 2: little side hustle. Not smash cakes, but smash pizzas. And
Speaker 2: they did send that as a little gift. You smash pizza.
Speaker 3: Oh that is so cute.
Speaker 6: I mean I had obviously, I've had a rough work.
Speaker 6: I was in hospital. But I am on a diet now,
Speaker 6: but I will indulge myself with what's the woman's name.
Speaker 2: Kyleeny Jesse Jesse, forteen year old Jesse made that. Oh sorry,
Speaker 2: Jesse's written a soletter. I should have opened it. Oh
Speaker 2: look her congratulations on one hundred episodes. Keep smashing it
Speaker 2: very funny. Oh I love that, all right? Should we
Speaker 2: should smash? Smash counts down, Jenner and Sam. It's like
Speaker 2: a chocolate pinyard. If you don't know what it's smashed in.
Speaker 2: Caunna's down from one hundred because we're celebrated one hundred.
Speaker 2: I'm aiming with this hammer, just right on Mitchell's face,
Speaker 2: just saying right, you're ready from three? Right? So what
Speaker 2: might be one hundred? Oh my god. Ok, I'm not
Speaker 2: on a diet, so this is great. I'm on a diet,
Speaker 2: but I'll have sil a little bit. Look at this.
Speaker 6: It cracks like a pizza. Look at that all right,
Speaker 6: smash Pizza dot com as will if you want to
Speaker 6: get a smash pizza run by a fourteen year old.
Speaker 2: What a bloody genius.
Speaker 6: Welcome to the one hundredth episode, everybody of is it
Speaker 6: just me? How exciting? What's coming up? We have a
Speaker 6: big show.
Speaker 2: We're doing a Q and A later on in the podcast.
Speaker 2: We've got a shitload of questions to get through. And
Speaker 2: we're also going to be doing memory Lane is what
Speaker 2: we're calling it, which is basically we're just listening back
Speaker 2: to well, firstly, our first ever episode. See if we
Speaker 2: sound any different, I don't even know if we will.
Speaker 2: I'm dreading that. I hate listening to myself back even now.
Speaker 2: But also some of our favorite moments from the show,
Speaker 2: So that'll be fun. And I know we did promise
Speaker 2: we'd get ben fordham on, but yeah, because it was
Speaker 2: quite tricky to make this one hundredth episode happen, we
Speaker 2: mucked him round one too many times. I feel I
Speaker 2: don't know if he's a friend of the show anymore.
Speaker 6: But no, here we canceled on him what three times?
Speaker 2: And we rebooked had COVID. Everyone knows the story. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what can you. I actually don't mind it being just
Speaker 2: us for the hundred you know, and here to rap
Speaker 2: it on about coal seam gas and some fairy that
Speaker 2: they're building in the city that's on Sanctuary. Shut up, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, it's the A team today. That's right.
Speaker 2: We will catch up with Ben soon on the show.
Speaker 2: But yeah, didn't. We couldn't make it happen today. There's
Speaker 2: a lot otherwise, a lot to get to, So let's start.
Speaker 2: If it is your first time listening.
Speaker 6: On the one hundred episode, you're going to be very lost.
Speaker 6: But this is is it just me? Every week we
Speaker 6: start the show the same way with two gems. Something
Speaker 6: we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 2: That is it just me?
Speaker 6: Mitch doesn't know mine, I don't know Mitch's. And we
Speaker 6: thought we'd switch it up this week for the one
Speaker 6: hundredth episode instead of just a standard is it just me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to be We've decided to do something
Speaker 2: we've noticed hate or appreciate about each other from the
Speaker 2: last hundred episodes, ptil free to say something you appreciate
Speaker 2: about me.
Speaker 6: We're essentially work wives, work husbands. What are we were
Speaker 6: allowed to say that you could be work wife with
Speaker 6: the husbands.
Speaker 2: We've been over that. That's a throwback podcast husbands.
Speaker 6: Where podcasts has and so there's a lot we've noticed,
Speaker 6: appreciated or hated about each other over the last one
Speaker 6: hundred episodes. Should we begin, Sure, let's do it.
Speaker 2: Who wants to go first?
Speaker 6: You can go first, Mitchell, All right, let's go the
Speaker 6: first digym of our one hundredth episode.
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Does Mitchell Cheery like to man
Speaker 2: explain shit to international listeners? Sometimes it's just some things
Speaker 2: that you interrupt me. When I'm mid sentence. You'll be like,
Speaker 2: hang on, hang on, hang on, we should clarify for
Speaker 2: the international listeners. And sometimes it's necessary. You'll be like, oh,
Speaker 2: Koshi is like our Matt Lauer the morning Breakfast. Yes,
Speaker 2: and sometimes the context is necessary, but sometimes it's condescending
Speaker 2: it's needed. It's like, oh no, the internationals, they wouldn't
Speaker 2: understand this. So we have these rectangular prisms and sort
Speaker 2: of flat, maybe the size of a welcome mat, and
Speaker 2: they're called pillows made of foam, and we use them
Speaker 2: for the sleeping I don't know what you guys call them,
Speaker 2: but we call them killers. I've never man's play pillow
Speaker 2: sometimes that I'm like, they probably got it listen, probably
Speaker 2: on media.
Speaker 6: Trained because when you work in radio, they all they
Speaker 6: just got to set up. You got to set up
Speaker 6: new listeners because when you're listening to radio, you got
Speaker 6: new listeners every fifteen minutes. Because again, when you listen
Speaker 6: to the RAID for International radio is a terrestrial broadcaster.
Speaker 2: I admit it, I do, I do. And for the
Speaker 2: international listeners, we have these like cylindrical bits of plastic
Speaker 2: and it's kind of like a penza but there's ink.
Speaker 2: We call them pens. I don't know what you call
Speaker 2: them there, but yeah, we call them pens. I'm not
Speaker 2: that annoying. We'll call me out on it next time.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Basically, what Mitchell Coombs is saying to our
Speaker 2: international audience, fuck you. I would never say such screw.
Speaker 2: I just have more faith in them than you do.
Speaker 2: But they know what we're on about. I don't want
Speaker 2: them to have to google. If we're talking about Kerry
Speaker 2: and Kennley, which we do every fucking week, how do
Speaker 2: you think that's one thing you've never been explained? How
Speaker 2: would you say for the internationals you ever of the
Speaker 2: dinosaurs that's all you need to know for the internationals.
Speaker 2: You know, when you get out of the bath and
Speaker 2: you've been in there for ages and your hands go
Speaker 2: all wrinkly. Just picture that all over an awful, awful lady. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's her.
Speaker 6: That's her in a Camilla and Mark's dress.
Speaker 2: Camilla and Mark through the international listeners. It's in Australian
Speaker 2: and a cover designer brand, something that soccer Mum's were.
Speaker 2: I'm going to start listen. I am pre covid. I
Speaker 2: was in and out of it.
Speaker 6: I just wanted to make sure the audience that I've
Speaker 6: brought from LA is.
Speaker 2: Up to date. I'll cut that on the chin. No,
Speaker 2: I don't think it's a bad thing. It's something I noticed.
Speaker 6: Would you have something you hate and I can clear
Speaker 6: the air.
Speaker 2: No, Actually, I don't want to tell you something that
Speaker 2: I hate because you've actually stopped doing it and if
Speaker 2: I remind you, you might start doing it again. Oh what
Speaker 2: is it? Fucking the live tweets you stop doing? It's
Speaker 2: just gotten lazy. Don't bring them back. It's still right here, guys.
Speaker 2: It hasn't moved, it moved, It's been there the whole show.
Speaker 2: So dam' even know the helicopter. They're all there. I'm
Speaker 2: just lazy, you know. I got a DM the other
Speaker 2: day on Instagram. Can't remember a name with this lovely lady.
Speaker 2: She goes, Hi, Mitchell, I'm a trash bag. I love
Speaker 2: trash ally. I've just started listening to Is it just me?
Speaker 2: I'm really struggling with the fucking live tweet sound effect?
Speaker 2: And I said, hang in there, and I told her
Speaker 2: around episode seventy, I think he forgot yeah about that bit,
Speaker 2: so you start listening from there, and she literally said
Speaker 2: thank you so much. I was like, I knew it
Speaker 2: someone else found Its irritating of me, the amount of
Speaker 2: messages I get, so we don't have time to get
Speaker 2: into that. Unfortunately, for the live.
Speaker 6: Treats, the number will astound you. In fact, i'll tell
Speaker 6: you straight after.
Speaker 2: This WSFM time Saber track, that's my favorite one. I
Speaker 2: knew I shouldn't have reminded you. They're bad for one
Speaker 2: hundred and beyond. Ladies and gentlemen. All right, we're ready
Speaker 2: for my age. I'm sure he me do it? Is
Speaker 2: it just me? There's Mitchell Coomb's love a good caller.
Speaker 2: Of course they do on the show. You love getting
Speaker 2: a caller on the air on the show that we
Speaker 2: don't have an AP.
Speaker 6: I know I need to introduce it for these just us,
Speaker 6: he said, Jenny, I don't know if you're in that conversation.
Speaker 2: Let's get calls on the show.
Speaker 6: I feel like, I know you love talkback radio, but
Speaker 6: I almost feel like you think this shows your talkback show.
Speaker 2: I do like chatting with our listeners. Sometimes they're funnier
Speaker 2: than us. They are funnier than us. It also just
Speaker 2: kind of it tells the world that we're not just
Speaker 2: speaking into the abyss. There are listeners. That's the way
Speaker 2: to God. Oh, it's kind of a way to prove
Speaker 2: that they exist. Well, there is that, but I also
Speaker 2: it's genuinely like chatting to them. Are you're telling me
Speaker 2: you died? Is this something you hate? No? I like
Speaker 2: getting called. There's no hate in this at all.
Speaker 6: But I just get my life fixed on my very
Speaker 6: successful radio show, so there's no need to take live calls.
Speaker 2: Do we have one today for with you? We do
Speaker 2: have one for just here, fabulous. I've organized a very
Speaker 2: excited for hers fabulous. But I feel like, yes, we
Speaker 2: can do it on the show. But we could just
Speaker 2: we feel like we could just do a telephone something
Speaker 2: with the amount of calls that you love doing, Like
Speaker 2: we should just set you up a telethon to make
Speaker 2: up for lost time. Yeah, why don't we do anent telethon?
Speaker 2: What are we raising money for? I don't know. Put
Speaker 2: in the video We're gonna make a nose where the charity. No,
Speaker 2: there's no charity, no money. It's just a way to
Speaker 2: connect with the audience. That's a really good because they
Speaker 2: just did one. All the networks you added on television
Speaker 2: in Australia, the one for the floods, the one with
Speaker 2: the flood Yeah. Yeah, it's all the big TV networks, seven,
Speaker 2: ten and nine got all their talent, which never normally
Speaker 2: mingle except for the logans in the bathroom when they're
Speaker 2: all snorting coke off Jonesy's been allegedly allegedly they all united.
Speaker 2: We could do a telethon as well, and we just
Speaker 2: we can call it that though if it's not raising
Speaker 2: mone off for charity, we could just call it Tell Lithon.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say talk Back Edition, but we've got
Speaker 2: the segment talk back Tings. It's like top back tings.
Speaker 2: Li live live live.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's great, and we can live stream it to
Speaker 6: the live element. And then all we do is we
Speaker 6: give out the number and we take calls, and why
Speaker 6: don't we bridge the radio the podcast Rivalry world and
Speaker 6: get some other podcast hosts in or on zoom to
Speaker 6: do a special call?
Speaker 2: All right, because you get the rivals uniting? Yes, who
Speaker 2: were our rivals? Carrier? She's like a podcast, right, yes,
Speaker 2: and she's signed with Listener. That's the rival.
Speaker 6: Listen is our rival network. Because we're with our Heart radio.
Speaker 6: We could get Abby Chatfield. Really, she's on Listener and
Speaker 6: on the radio Arrival too.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, she's Yeah, she ticks all the box
Speaker 2: double rival. I don't want this to be one of
Speaker 2: those things that you brainstorm on the podcast and you
Speaker 2: promise that and it never happened.
Speaker 3: No, this has to happen, Sam.
Speaker 6: I think this is a good idea. You're on ideas man, Yeah,
Speaker 6: that's good.
Speaker 2: Will do it that the Bunnings, Yeah, the Bunnings though,
Speaker 2: be what happened to you hanging up posters that Mardi
Speaker 2: Gras with our QR code.
Speaker 6: I didn't go to Mardi Gras. I got my weekends confused.
Speaker 6: Everyone I think that's a good idea. I think we
Speaker 6: do talk about things live. Okay, we can do it
Speaker 6: for our one hundred and tenth how about that ten episodes.
Speaker 6: That's ten weeks to plan a right, so.
Speaker 2: You forget by then, oh god, yeah, yeah, someone's gonna
Speaker 2: have to remind him. I probably forgot what I'm talking about.
Speaker 6: I'm just speaking breathing, the hearts beating, all right, that's
Speaker 6: something I've noticed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 6: Also, one other thing I've known is that you exclusively
Speaker 6: comment on all Right hayes Instagram posts and never comment
Speaker 6: on mine.
Speaker 2: Oh now, the real talk.
Speaker 6: That's something I hate. All Right Hayes's other podcast co host.
Speaker 6: But they haven't signed him fully. He's still on probation
Speaker 6: because they don't know if the show will continue.
Speaker 2: He could post a far we got resigned, but he
Speaker 2: could post a congrass that will be continuing. He could
Speaker 2: post a photo of himself and a camilla on a
Speaker 2: wharf and you'd go lovely shop. And then I can
Speaker 2: post I won an Oscar and a sag Award and
Speaker 2: you'd scroll right past it. I don't believe that's true.
Speaker 2: I don't really comment on anyone's stuff. Generally, except for
Speaker 2: all right, hay, but I shouldn't fucking what? Oh no, Well,
Speaker 2: there's just a there's just a general understanding in the
Speaker 2: influence the world that if something is a sponsored post,
Speaker 2: you just comment on each other's ship to boost your engagement,
Speaker 2: so that when it comes to reporting back to the
Speaker 2: client about how well it did, it looks better. It's
Speaker 2: like an influencer code. We all just do it for
Speaker 2: each other.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I don't do it because I prefer him over you.
Speaker 2: I couldn't care left if he does.
Speaker 6: It's a monetary thing. It's to keep paying a rant.
Speaker 2: And you know what, I just I've got the answer.
Speaker 2: I'm very happy there you go. You that interesting? Do
Speaker 2: you want me to start commenting on your stuff or something?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 2: Really? Just stopping commenting on his that's the issue. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't want any extra atense, you just stop giving
Speaker 2: it to him. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: The last time, by the way, he did comments on
Speaker 1: Jury's post, it was the eighteenth of December and it
Speaker 1: was when the two of you were on stage together
Speaker 1: at your show.
Speaker 2: Mitchell, what did I say? Why did you crop me
Speaker 2: legs out? Oh? Yeah, I had a fucking fresh spray
Speaker 2: TND I got my leg hair and moved and he
Speaker 2: got rid of my best asset. And it's a criticism.
Speaker 2: I cut my candles out.
Speaker 6: It's just a shame that your assets are near my biggest,
Speaker 6: biggest issue.
Speaker 2: All right, I got that out of my system. I've
Speaker 2: got more shows coming up soon. But yes, you do.
Speaker 2: Is it okay if I do a little shameless plug
Speaker 2: now we're on the topic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Sydney and
Speaker 2: Melbourne in the next couple of weeks. Great, yeah, how
Speaker 2: exciting as people who were there. You were at my
Speaker 2: last live gigs. What did you think you.
Speaker 3: I was actually very impressed. I knew you would be good,
Speaker 3: but I didn't realize that you were that good.
Speaker 2: Oh thank you? Can I just say that's on the
Speaker 2: night I was thinking to myself, I don't remember the
Speaker 2: last time Jenna was this nice to me. Probably would
Speaker 2: have been like twenty seventeen when we first met, and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, we've really crossed that acquaintance line
Speaker 2: where we're just fucking rude to each other. Now, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's that's the love language. But then I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I forgot that Jenna was nice. I
Speaker 2: was very in It was so gushy no.
Speaker 3: But if you were just medioka it had been I
Speaker 3: would have been like, yeah, that was good work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know. She kept reiterating, She's like seriously,
Speaker 2: seriously interesting.
Speaker 3: So I was like, oh, thank you impressed.
Speaker 2: So link in my Instagram by the tickets there, go
Speaker 2: get them and also talk back. Ting's life another show
Speaker 2: you're doing? Live another live?
Speaker 3: Shit?
Speaker 2: What happened in the coming now? We decided we also
Speaker 2: wanted to bring up something we've noticed hate or appreciate
Speaker 2: about Jenna, didn't we we have? I'm glad you got
Speaker 2: one moregem. I'm glad you brought it in. Let's do it?
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Does Jenner need to finish laughing
Speaker 2: off Mike before she comes back to the mic? Oh?
Speaker 2: I feel like she does the right thing. If she's
Speaker 2: got a loud laugh, she'll pull off Mike and go yes.
Speaker 2: But then she pulls back before she's finished, and it's
Speaker 2: usually on the inn he yes, so it'll be like
Speaker 2: and I'm like, no, finish the laugh off Mike, finish it.
Speaker 2: She's about to lean back in Nana Na's shake. Jenna's
Speaker 2: laugh is like a jet turbine, like it needs so
Speaker 2: much oxygen to keep going. Can you imagine how bad
Speaker 2: it would be if none of us ever pulled off Mike,
Speaker 2: if I just went yeah for the international listeners. When
Speaker 2: you're recording a show into a microphone, you need to
Speaker 2: pull back because otherwise it's all fucking too much. You know,
Speaker 2: we've got in our normal show opener at the moment,
Speaker 2: we've got like bits of audio from the show. Yes,
Speaker 2: some of them we had to re voice them because
Speaker 2: in the original recording you get just hear I'm at
Speaker 2: the top, and I'm like, oh, if she did it off, Micha,
Speaker 2: it would have been fine. It kind of adds to it.
Speaker 2: But when it drowns use.
Speaker 6: We can never isolate one of our MIC's together because
Speaker 6: you are weeping in the background.
Speaker 2: Can I can hear practice that me to say something funny? Goo?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm skinny.
Speaker 2: I can see a creeping closer. You're not done. I
Speaker 2: can tell there's an after laugh.
Speaker 6: Look, it's so out of her nature. She doesn't know
Speaker 6: what to do.
Speaker 3: I know, it just feels so uncomfortable being over here
Speaker 3: for so long.
Speaker 2: Well, none of you make me laugh, so I don't
Speaker 2: have that problem.
Speaker 1: And now it's the celebrations off.
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Ah? Yes, celebrating as episode one hundred episodes? Isn't just me?
Speaker 2: I'm having a way more fancy when you say a
Speaker 2: centenary celebration, not two one hundred epps.
Speaker 6: Yeah, my mum collected the centenary coins. Do you know
Speaker 6: what Australia have the centenary She's got all these centenary
Speaker 6: coins and a little.
Speaker 2: Pouch at home. She loves that stuff. What do you
Speaker 2: mean a thraliath centenary of what? One hundreds of thing? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Being Australia, I think you'll find we're way older. I
Speaker 6: concur Why do you think I burned and sold the
Speaker 6: coins on gum for it, used them to buy a
Speaker 6: sandboy the canteen. Okay, before we continue, you've got a
Speaker 6: Q and A coming up. But now if you haven't,
Speaker 6: is it just me of your own? You can dms
Speaker 6: at couple of Mitches on Instagram, send us a voice message,
Speaker 6: or you can come and.
Speaker 2: Chat with us live Mitchell a live call us here.
Speaker 2: You know we're really mad Throbby for live callers. So
Speaker 2: let's get one on right now. Taylor Hollo, Taylor, Welcome
Speaker 2: to the one hundredth episode.
Speaker 4: Hello, congratulations on one hundred episode.
Speaker 2: Thanks love. Where are you calling from?
Speaker 4: I've actually just pulled onto the side of the road.
Speaker 2: I've just a kind of woman where you live. But
Speaker 2: that's all right, that's a bit of porter.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Are you coming to my live show in a couple
Speaker 2: of weeks?
Speaker 4: Okay, So I've actually messaged you a couple of times.
Speaker 4: I'll have you to do a second shoe because that's
Speaker 4: the one night I'm working.
Speaker 2: I feel like this is a scheduling thing between you two.
Speaker 2: Go back to the door. That's such a shame. I know.
Speaker 4: I'm actually so gutted it's worth calling in sick.
Speaker 2: I mean, it depends what you do for work and
Speaker 2: how vitalized.
Speaker 4: I do like nighttime nanny, so I'm kind of essential.
Speaker 2: What the parents don't know, won't earth? Amen, you just
Speaker 2: leave them in bed, Papa for nergan or something. They'll
Speaker 2: sleep through the night. You come to my show at
Speaker 2: nine thirty, they'll be well asleep. Or take the kids
Speaker 2: to the show as character building.
Speaker 4: I mean, I couldn't take the risk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, on the line here, You've got a lot
Speaker 2: to think about. I reckon. There'll be more dates in
Speaker 2: the future. Let's go.
Speaker 6: I'm going to call you in. Bradley will cue you
Speaker 6: in and then hit us with you.
Speaker 2: Is it just you? Okay?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Is it?
Speaker 4: Or is it not rude to open somebody's fridge when
Speaker 4: you were at their house So you're just getting some
Speaker 4: milk out, or you're just refilling your glass to get
Speaker 4: some more coke or something like that.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's very rude. You don't touch someone else's fridge
Speaker 2: without fridge consent. Okay.
Speaker 4: So I'm on the complete and total opposite side, Like
Speaker 4: if I'm at if I have someone at my house,
Speaker 4: you want them to feel comfortable in your home. So okay,
Speaker 4: if someone was to go into my fridge and just
Speaker 4: start eating the roast chilk I just made for dinner,
Speaker 4: obviously that's rude. But it came up in a discussion
Speaker 4: with my mother the other day. Apparently. Yes, So apparently
Speaker 4: when I was at her ex boyfriend's house a couple
Speaker 4: of years back, it brought up a quarrel between them
Speaker 4: that I was rude because I went into the fridge
Speaker 4: to fill up my glass of coke and he said
Speaker 4: that was rude, And I mean, this is my mum's partner,
Speaker 4: and she's.
Speaker 2: Only just told you about this now. She's been sitting
Speaker 2: on this for a while.
Speaker 4: So that happened in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2: I'll get a hobby.
Speaker 4: Yeah, lay that one on me the other night, and
Speaker 4: it has baffled me.
Speaker 2: Do you reckon how old was this ex boyfriend of mum's,
Speaker 2: because I feel like some old men just get weird
Speaker 2: about shit like that. They've just got these random beliefs
Speaker 2: that they just cling on to.
Speaker 4: The diver he was in his fifties, but I just
Speaker 4: really didn't see the big deal and the fact that
Speaker 4: he thought I was rude that whole time and then
Speaker 4: told my mom.
Speaker 2: I did think that he'd be trying to suck up
Speaker 2: a bit if this is like he's essentially been like,
Speaker 2: oh shit, I'm the step down. You'd be thinking he'd
Speaker 2: let that slide. But he actually told me exactly what
Speaker 2: a fucking nut.
Speaker 4: Firstly, Yeah, they're not together anymore, so.
Speaker 2: You know, I've never once second guess whether I'm allowed
Speaker 2: to open a fridge or not, Like I've never thought
Speaker 2: about it. I always help meself.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's not like randomly going to go up
Speaker 3: to the fridge and get something, get a bit peckish
Speaker 3: all the time.
Speaker 4: It's not like we're like I've gone into someone's bedroom
Speaker 4: and rummage through their drawers. It's like a communal kitchen
Speaker 4: area where there is sustenance.
Speaker 6: Go underneath the laundry cupboards and pour some domestos into
Speaker 6: a little flask for my washing.
Speaker 3: That's perfect.
Speaker 2: Fine. So do you still have some sort of contact
Speaker 2: with this X, Like could you just drop by and
Speaker 2: like tell him go fuck yourself? Or is he dead? Now?
Speaker 4: Okay, this is a bit morbid. But right after they
Speaker 4: broke up he found out he had cancer. So it
Speaker 4: was yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm a psychic because I just had
Speaker 2: this feeling that he along with it because of his
Speaker 2: archaic views. Even though you said it was only fifty
Speaker 2: I was like, he's gone. I don't know why. I
Speaker 2: can just feel it. I can feel it. Yeah, absolutely
Speaker 2: something in the air for the hundred. Thank you Tayler
Speaker 2: for having one and joining the centenary.
Speaker 6: It's not just a can start the car up and drive.
Speaker 6: She's in a ditch. Look after yourself.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much guys for having me.
Speaker 2: Oh that's fine, that's our pleasure. We love you, so
Speaker 2: I wouldn't let a dead man's words. Bother you by
Speaker 2: the way, it's all good. Nice.
Speaker 4: Look, I know I'm a nice person. So sticks and
Speaker 4: stones love Yeah.
Speaker 2: Six and stones a man. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 6: Taylor, if you want to get in touch, dms at
Speaker 6: a couple of inches on Instagram and we'll get you
Speaker 6: on the show for one hundredths and one now for
Speaker 6: international audience. Taylor is a British name derivative of Tailani.
Speaker 6: All right, are we ready to I think I might
Speaker 6: get emotional, Guys, it's been an emotional week. It's our
Speaker 6: one hundredth episode. I'm loving what we're doing so far.
Speaker 6: Are we ready to take a trip down memory lane?
Speaker 2: Sure, let's do it. Put your shoes on, Jenne, let's go. Now,
Speaker 2: let's take it all down memory lane for just me. Wow,
Speaker 2: we've been doing this for a one hundred episodes now,
Speaker 2: and we wanted to take a little walk down memory
Speaker 2: lane as we say, listen back to some of our
Speaker 2: favorite moments, particularly from the early days, stuff that even
Speaker 2: I've forgotten. To be honest, but it's hard to remember
Speaker 2: a lot of the stuff we've done, so I don't
Speaker 2: know if our listeners actually agree with what we've picked
Speaker 2: on or they might have other favorite moments. Yeahs very true.
Speaker 6: But I mean I guess like we have a whole
Speaker 6: lot of new listeners that have only started very recently
Speaker 6: and have I don't know if I've gone back to
Speaker 6: episode one. We've had people messages say I've started at
Speaker 6: episode twenty. It's like people just pick where they want
Speaker 6: to start from and go, so some people may not
Speaker 6: have even heard these bits.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, there's so many people listening in reverse chronological order.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's weirder the fact that they started
Speaker 2: the most recent and worked back. Yeah, or start at
Speaker 2: the very beginning, because I don't want them to start
Speaker 2: at the beginning. We're still finding our feet.
Speaker 6: I'm still looking to be honest, all right, should we
Speaker 6: start with our very first show?
Speaker 2: Well, this will either be like, oh my god, we
Speaker 2: sounds they're different or exactly the same, and we have
Speaker 2: not improved one bit, So this will be interesting. Very
Speaker 2: first episode turned on.
Speaker 6: Well, Jenna wasn't even in the studio. She was banished
Speaker 6: to the phone. Remember in the first couple of episodes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the laughing was on mute. Yeah, she was out there.
Speaker 2: That's a solution to our problems. Right, let's run it.
Speaker 6: This is our very first show, I believe from twenty
Speaker 6: nineteen image yeah.
Speaker 3: Pound pre covid, pre covid, I know the pre buck.
Speaker 2: What a time.
Speaker 6: Let's roll it. This is the very first episode of.
Speaker 2: Is It Just Me? Is mixtui and well here we are.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so you're going to talk else? Are you? Well?
Speaker 2: Like just to shoot? Actually I don't know why I
Speaker 2: did that. Sorry, it's my radio scene coming out. Well,
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what I'm used to as someone who
Speaker 2: is not on aeron radio. I'm not used to people
Speaker 2: talking to me the way you're currently talking to me.
Speaker 2: You're in radio mode. A relax, shake it off.
Speaker 6: The podcast we used to forward, announcing back announcing in
Speaker 6: the next fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm about to steal that job from you. Welcome
Speaker 2: to the very first episode of Is It Just Me?
Speaker 2: Let me tell you people how this is going to work?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 2: We kick off each show with an is It Just Me?
Speaker 2: Each We haven't told each other what it's going to be,
Speaker 2: so we may agree or disagree, and then we end
Speaker 2: every show a little bit of fun. I suppose this
Speaker 2: is where you're in a radio guy. I give you
Speaker 2: permission for your radio guy. Now, I'm looking forward to it,
Speaker 2: like segments and stuff. I've got a lot of games,
Speaker 2: pranks up, our sleep curt it off. I think we
Speaker 2: sound no different, like our voices are the same, but god,
Speaker 2: our voices are the same. What a pain in the
Speaker 2: ass I was? Did you see me like cringing that
Speaker 2: whole time? Was cringing visible in hand? God? Can you
Speaker 2: please tell me that I'm less bossy than that? Yes, yes, yes, gotcha. No,
Speaker 2: because like the way I said, I give you permi
Speaker 2: permission and then oh you're going to talk first? Are you?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: How the fuck is that any good way to kick
Speaker 2: off the podcast. I'm really setting myself up as a
Speaker 2: bitch from the get go. So someone has to talk first,
Speaker 2: Like imagine if you were a set of lights. Oh
Speaker 2: so you drove first. Yeah, someone has to. And I
Speaker 2: can't remember, but we probably agreed that was going to happen.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, and I just thought it was
Speaker 2: funny to be a bitch. I know that it was
Speaker 2: all in good fun. But I'm sorry. I apologize. Don't
Speaker 2: be silling. I listened back to that and I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, Mitchell, you sound like a pain.
Speaker 6: No, I think we just knew what our dynamic would
Speaker 6: eventually end up being, so we tried to like force it.
Speaker 6: But then we got there naturally within tens. So yeah,
Speaker 6: and then I'm speaking so fast. But also that was
Speaker 6: the lowest energy I've ever been.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like I had to go at you saying, oh,
Speaker 2: you're being too much of a radio guy. You need
Speaker 2: to relax. But that open I listen to how you talk.
Speaker 2: You've never been more chill. Let's start again. Even to
Speaker 2: this day, on episode one hundred, you're like, dah, welcome
Speaker 2: to the show. Yeah, saying nothing, I'm more than relax.
Speaker 2: I'm like, calm down, listen to it. You've done it.
Speaker 2: So Ham and I still had a maturely and well,
Speaker 2: here we are. You're I'm sedate anything. I was the
Speaker 2: one coming in hot. God, here we are. I didn't
Speaker 2: like that at all.
Speaker 6: Well that was our first ever episode one hundred or
Speaker 6: ninety nine later, I guess really, if you're counting that anyway,
Speaker 6: why don't we take a continue our stroll down memory line.
Speaker 6: We just had a little seat of the bench, but
Speaker 6: let's get back up.
Speaker 2: Let's continue. So similar to an igum top five, Mitch
Speaker 2: and I have picked two each, and then, because you
Speaker 2: know it's an odd number, we've got to eaven and out.
Speaker 2: Somehow Jenna's got one. All right.
Speaker 6: This is one of my favorite moments. This is for
Speaker 6: episode twenty five, when the revelation came out that Jenna
Speaker 6: was in fact a cat.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's from it because I think before
Speaker 2: this moment, you'd been making so many jokes on the
Speaker 2: show about her long fingernails. Yes, and then it was
Speaker 2: in this episode. Remember when we did what do we
Speaker 2: call it gold Digger? Yes, we would interview each other
Speaker 2: trying to find find out something old. Yeah, and this
Speaker 2: was Jenner's nuggets.
Speaker 6: As you say, yep, let's roll it from episode twenty five.
Speaker 6: Your nails very long?
Speaker 3: Yes, and okay, you've struck gold with my nails, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I went to the dermatologist when I was about sixteen
Speaker 3: to get my nails checked because the skin under is weird.
Speaker 3: Because I can't cut them short or they'll bleed. Apparently,
Speaker 3: I have cat nails.
Speaker 2: Show me their claw because they've got what like, you
Speaker 2: can't call them cat nails, that's not a thing. Their claws.
Speaker 2: You look like a like a little hamss een a
Speaker 2: piece of carrot.
Speaker 3: It was a very conscious time for me growing up
Speaker 3: with them, especially when you have to do netball and
Speaker 3: you have to show them how short your nails are
Speaker 3: told off for having long nails, so you have to
Speaker 3: put band aids open.
Speaker 2: Cat, How else have they affected you?
Speaker 3: Okay, all the cool girls had short nails when I
Speaker 3: was growing up.
Speaker 2: And you tried to cut them, but they're just bleed out. Yes,
Speaker 2: so one time it's not funny.
Speaker 3: No, it isn't, because it was a very much you
Speaker 3: got cat nails.
Speaker 2: Cats don't have nails, of course, that's signed.
Speaker 3: I don't know whether the dermatologist said dog or cat.
Speaker 2: In either case their claws.
Speaker 3: If anybody else has similar nail problems to me, please
Speaker 3: reach out. We could maybe even form a little Facebook group.
Speaker 2: They can have a communal scratching post that they meet
Speaker 2: up at.
Speaker 3: Yep, this is what I had to grow up with.
Speaker 2: Did anyone reach out?
Speaker 3: Reach out?
Speaker 2: We love you regardless of your Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Great episode. Now one of my favorite moments that I picked.
Speaker 2: This has gone back episode twelve, and I believe this
Speaker 2: was one of our first Jenner's junks. Oh where we'd
Speaker 2: bring up what we believed to be shit ideas that
Speaker 2: we like when we do the is it just means
Speaker 2: at the start if we thought, nah, that's shit, we
Speaker 2: won't use that, we would just recycle them and they'd
Speaker 2: come up during Jenna's junk. And I feel that I
Speaker 2: should have. I should have backed this one more because
Speaker 2: I was talking about how news readers always say that's
Speaker 2: right when you first crossed to them. Yes, an inter
Speaker 2: live news cross. I should have backed that because it
Speaker 2: ended up being quite funny. What we talked about afterwards
Speaker 2: was that Jennis junk. Yeah, wow, that's a staple. Sure, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was one of the first ones we did. All right,
Speaker 2: let's hear it. Episode twelve. Let's go so the news
Speaker 2: anchor So like the bitch at the desk, says, oh,
Speaker 2: there's been a shocking scenes at a robbery in Western
Speaker 2: Sydney this morning. Let's go live to Lizzie Pearl, who
Speaker 2: is at the scene. Lizzie parents and children were very
Speaker 2: stunned watching on and then Lizzie goes, that's right, deb
Speaker 2: It's like, I just hope one day that they disagree. Oh.
Speaker 2: Lacinda Thomas is at the scene of the horrific bushfires
Speaker 2: and Lacinda families were lucky to escape in time. No, no, dear,
Speaker 2: but I don't know where you got that. No, no,
Speaker 2: back to you. Greg Thomas is at the scene. Greg,
Speaker 2: apparently this tsunami washed away the entire village. No, Lee,
Speaker 2: I'm in the village and nothing is wet. Why do
Speaker 2: they need to agree with them? Of course that they're
Speaker 2: on the same page. They're journalists, Brett, drought has ravished
Speaker 2: the town. You're on the scene, Casey, you're a slot.
Speaker 2: I was born and raised here. There's no drought. Were
Speaker 2: in fact actually pouring water onto the ground, celebrating. So
Speaker 2: you've got your wires crossed. And we crossed down to
Speaker 2: Jeremy Markson, who is at the scene of an armed
Speaker 2: robbery in Sydney's West and Jeremy, the attendant there at
Speaker 2: the petrol station, is being hailed as a hero this morning.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say that dev night.
Speaker 4: Really.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 2: And we go to Brent Levington and the scene of
Speaker 2: a murder. The killer has been apprehended. Brett. No, Casey,
Speaker 2: he's still on the fucking lucy. We're all actually on
Speaker 2: the edge of our seats somewhere in the area and
Speaker 2: we just cannot seem to located. Everyone should run. I
Speaker 2: think I should have backed that. Oh, Jim Gold Gold,
Speaker 2: they still do it is my turn? Oh yes, I
Speaker 2: was going to leave you to a lance, but then
Speaker 2: that would imply that her pick is the number one.
Speaker 2: Yet you go around the circle. Totally natural conversation. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we were just walking up our own banter, talking about
Speaker 2: how brilliant we are at the duo, and she's going.
Speaker 3: To this one's better. Okay, okay, so let's take it
Speaker 3: back to episode forty. Okay, so this one involved a drink.
Speaker 3: When Mitchell opened.
Speaker 2: A bottle of coke, which Mitchell.
Speaker 3: It's always Mitchell Coombs, I call you Mitch.
Speaker 6: Correct when he opened a.
Speaker 3: Bottle of coke and went everywhere, pretty much destroyed the studio.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh I remember we got in trouble. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: think you ever told that part on the podcast. But
Speaker 2: basically I was talking about how I hate Confessions of
Speaker 2: a CUM Hater. Yeah yeah, Confessions of a CUM Hater.
Speaker 2: And I was talking about how I hate geez and
Speaker 2: I was using a coke bottle to demonstrate. You know,
Speaker 2: when you shake it up, it goes everywhere. I was
Speaker 2: like holding away from my face, being like, bah, I
Speaker 2: don't want to get it on me.
Speaker 6: There were internal complaints for days about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, apparently someone fucking narked when there was a screenshot
Speaker 2: of our video too. Yeah, and then we got pulled
Speaker 2: into the bosses office and it was just so funny
Speaker 2: because knowing that he would have had to have seen
Speaker 2: and he got a complain, he was kind of like, look,
Speaker 2: I don't personally care, but just be careful if you're
Speaker 2: going to go spraying liquids over this hundreds of thousands
Speaker 2: of dollars worth of studio equipment that could be damaged
Speaker 2: by liquid. But to be fair, I did it in
Speaker 2: the bin.
Speaker 6: I remember his words. He said, look, I don't like
Speaker 6: com I that's what he said. And so we bonded
Speaker 6: over it.
Speaker 2: Though. My favorite part about this was not shaking up
Speaker 2: the coke bottle. But we got a caller on after
Speaker 2: to back me up and she was fucking hilarious. This
Speaker 2: is another example of why I like to get callers on.
Speaker 6: All right, let's play it. So do you know what
Speaker 6: episodes is from?
Speaker 3: So this is episode forty.
Speaker 2: I hate statement really, which is a very it's a
Speaker 2: fairy tricky complex to have when you're a big old
Speaker 2: queer like me. Yeah, because you would assume that I'd
Speaker 2: come into contact with it a lot. No, I avoid
Speaker 2: that shit. I'd like to do a demonstration if I
Speaker 2: may not on me though. I feel like people should
Speaker 2: treat an ejaculating appendage the same way that you would
Speaker 2: treat a coke that's been shaken up. Since shake the cock,
Speaker 2: shaking the coke. Get it away from me. Oh oh oh, oh,
Speaker 2: I got a bit over here. Do you know what?
Speaker 2: Even though I pointed it away from me and try
Speaker 2: to avoid it, it's still all over me. Oh, man
Speaker 2: of fuck disgusting. Oh we got Kate on the line. Now, Hey, Kate,
Speaker 2: are you like me where you think that spoof is
Speaker 2: just vile and like the worst thing in the world.
Speaker 4: Okay, look it is fucking rank.
Speaker 2: That's just oh thank god.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 4: And my poor husband, prior to meeting me, was lived
Speaker 4: a very sheltered vice and so.
Speaker 2: You know, he comes with a bucket list, and I
Speaker 2: was like, well, I can be that.
Speaker 7: Because I'm a team player.
Speaker 2: What was on it?
Speaker 4: Okay, coming in the mouth, Oh, you got a bit
Speaker 4: excited and it went in my eye.
Speaker 2: And then she says like a motherfucker.
Speaker 4: My god, there was nothing attractive about it at all.
Speaker 2: Did you say that to him? Were you like the hell?
Speaker 4: It was the funniest, Like you can't laugh in the
Speaker 4: bedroom when she goes wrong.
Speaker 2: You're in the wrong relationship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I thought, you know, I'll be a
Speaker 3: team player.
Speaker 2: Maybe it was just an experience, went back, tried it again,
Speaker 2: same fucking thing.
Speaker 4: I'm like this, this is very unattractive.
Speaker 2: How are we still together?
Speaker 4: A good look?
Speaker 2: What else is on the bucket list? I want to know?
Speaker 4: Oh, oh stop.
Speaker 2: It don't what is he trying to have a go
Speaker 2: right now?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: But I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4: When I signed out to do this little segment, he goes,
Speaker 4: will you better have another go?
Speaker 2: Like third time?
Speaker 4: Lucky?
Speaker 2: It's smart smart, No, it's a hard note that it
Speaker 2: was a good way Kate with good value dreamer. She
Speaker 2: also told us after that that her like eight year
Speaker 2: old son or something listens to the podcast. I imagine
Speaker 2: if you heard that episode about his father and mother
Speaker 2: of his mother's eye, we should do a where are
Speaker 2: they now? And get Kate see if they're still together.
Speaker 2: I know I love you, Kate? All right? Shall we
Speaker 2: come back around to meet nite. I look at her.
Speaker 2: She's she's getting good now, she's just laughing. She's cackling
Speaker 2: into a crouch. All right.
Speaker 6: This is a favorite of mine because it's so stupid,
Speaker 6: and it still gets quoted to me on the daily
Speaker 6: and people pointed out to me because I still can't
Speaker 6: say Brian's oh the blind thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah's caught on in my house too, Like my house
Speaker 2: or my family. Whenever I go back home for Christmas,
Speaker 2: someone will say, I don't know, oh that's mine, and
Speaker 2: someone will go mayon, like it's really caught on the
Speaker 2: blind thing. Yeah, my family do it. So I got
Speaker 2: friends that do it.
Speaker 6: I actually whenever I go to actually close the blinds
Speaker 6: at home, it's a thing because I actually say it.
Speaker 2: It's as one syllable line.
Speaker 6: I'm illiterate, but very rich. So in episode nine is
Speaker 6: like Lea Michelle, she can't read.
Speaker 2: Do you know that? Yeah, that's what I'm referring to.
Speaker 2: For the internationalist, it's a literate means that you can't read.
Speaker 2: Lee Michelle is an actress from Glee. Actress is when
Speaker 2: you're not an actor, but you're actually the female equivalent
Speaker 2: of a male actog. Glee is the word. Synonyms include
Speaker 2: TV show I feel one of like movies but the
Speaker 2: episode rather than just watching it and one sitting Yeah, come,
Speaker 2: is it all right?
Speaker 6: This is from episode nine and it's the Blinds mispronunciation.
Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure it speaks for itself, but Mitch learned
Speaker 6: that I could not pronounce the word blinds. In fact,
Speaker 6: they could, but I was giving it one too many syllables,
Speaker 6: so it was not clear.
Speaker 2: Fucking distracting. It's like when you're in bed and you
Speaker 2: can hear a mosquito up near your bliands, but you
Speaker 2: can't do anything to get rid of it. What did
Speaker 2: you just say? Blions bians? Do you think there's lions
Speaker 2: bliand's keep the sun out in your bedroom? It's one
Speaker 2: syllable blinds. You're like bands bliands. No, there's only one
Speaker 2: syllable blind I'm doing one syllable blians. Are you used
Speaker 2: to stupid? You know what? This is actually a problem
Speaker 2: because I used to work on a show called The
Speaker 2: Thinker Girls, and we used to give away vibrators for gifts. Vibrators, vibrators.
Speaker 2: It's not by your It's not like going via the
Speaker 2: vibra vibrators. What's wrong with you if.
Speaker 8: They wrong and you're like, oh, that's awfully iron. Oh no,
Speaker 8: I really don't. Miand sir, i'm your surgeon. You've broken
Speaker 8: your spy and my what your spy and has snapped
Speaker 8: in two?
Speaker 2: Oh god, I had a really hard day at work today,
Speaker 2: but I suppose it could be worth I could be
Speaker 2: out working in a Mayan the blind leading the blind over.
Speaker 2: Let's go, I parked illegally. I hope I don't get
Speaker 2: a pig in geez, my smokers coffe is improved. Yeah,
Speaker 2: here we are having to go with Jenna for laughing
Speaker 2: on Mike. But you literally went. You weren't even trying
Speaker 2: to hide it. You might not home touch the element
Speaker 2: in the microphone. That's disgusting.
Speaker 6: Lion God, we need a good mispronunciation. It's been a
Speaker 6: while since we've had one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I feel like that's exactly what human
Speaker 2: kie and needs. Yes, in these trying tians.
Speaker 6: And I really appreciate that we've decided to really take
Speaker 6: time and rewind. On the one hundredth episode.
Speaker 2: You could almost say that rather than you know, hitting rewined,
Speaker 2: we are doing the podcast in high endsight. You are,
Speaker 2: You're very right, very right, Yeah, we're very funny. It
Speaker 2: should be a crime. It should be it should be illegal.
Speaker 2: We're such master million Okay, come.
Speaker 6: On, do one more? Do one more memory? Take us down,
Speaker 6: which we've done two eachs you wrap us up with
Speaker 6: your last one.
Speaker 2: Now, I don't want to blow smoke up your ass
Speaker 2: because my next favorite moment it's definitely a U moment,
Speaker 2: but it's kind of we can both take credit. We're
Speaker 2: both winners here.
Speaker 6: There are now moments in a team, in a duo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well there is that. But also I'm talking about
Speaker 2: the origin of sorry tunnel. Well sorry tunnel was you know,
Speaker 2: you delivered it. It was my inee bred idea. We
Speaker 2: were talking we I think we might explain it in
Speaker 2: the audio actual, yeah, we roll it. Yeah. Basically, sorry
Speaker 2: tunnel was a drunken idea of mine where we just
Speaker 2: like hang up on our guests. Like imagine if last
Speaker 2: week we said to Reese Nicholson mid interviews, soorry tunnel,
Speaker 2: Like that was my idea at the time. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: kind of a volt from there where Now we get
Speaker 2: sorry tunneled more by the listeners than we'd do sorry
Speaker 2: tunneling ourselves. Oh people, Sorry tundling me all the time.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that's another one that's really caught on much
Speaker 2: like Blyan's. Now this is how Sorry Tunnel came about.
Speaker 6: All right, that's right from episode thirty five.
Speaker 2: You know how during the thick of coronavirus lockdown, when
Speaker 2: like restrictions were at their titus, all the radio hosts
Speaker 2: were getting their own home studios. Yes, yes, and Mitch
Speaker 2: was a little bit jealous that he never got one.
Speaker 6: And then the other day it's all easy. People in
Speaker 6: Sydney are basically back to normal. They're like, Mitch, we
Speaker 6: need to talk to them. Yeah, we've got you a
Speaker 6: home set up.
Speaker 2: That's alright. Times have changed. And I got a phone
Speaker 2: call the other night and oh you should have seen
Speaker 2: the pride in his face. It was a zoom call.
Speaker 2: It was on webcam from his new home studio. And
Speaker 2: I should point out that this was a Saturday evening
Speaker 2: and I was wasted. And apparently that's when we start
Speaker 2: spitballing ideas for the show, because I came up. I
Speaker 2: have no I couldn't tell you how it came about,
Speaker 2: but I came up with an idea called Sorry Tunnel. No,
Speaker 2: you've got to say it how we say it. The
Speaker 2: idea is called sorry title. We decided to do a
Speaker 2: sorry tunnel phone call on Remember that former Married at
Speaker 2: First Sight contestant Nasa. Oh no, he didn't try to
Speaker 2: get He tried to be on every other reality TV show.
Speaker 2: I think, to his own admission, he's a fame Hall
Speaker 2: like he thinks he's Brad Pitt. But basically the idea
Speaker 2: is we call someone and then not very long into
Speaker 2: the conversation, just say sorry tunnel and pretend that we
Speaker 2: replicate going through and it's brilliant, brilliant. Jenna, you're the
Speaker 2: deciding vote. I don't think we should do it. Mitchill
Speaker 2: thinks we should have a listen to our trial went
Speaker 2: the other night when I was wasted. Okay, what about.
Speaker 6: Nasa from Maths calling right now?
Speaker 2: Why do you have his number? Oh my god?
Speaker 6: Sorry?
Speaker 2: Do I say sorry Tunnel? What do I? Hey hello
Speaker 2: and have a bit of a chat? Sorry, sorry Tunnel, Nasa?
Speaker 2: How a mate? Craig from Nova?
Speaker 7: Sorry, we need to do this on the podcast?
Speaker 9: Like where do people think we recorded from?
Speaker 2: You be listening back? Should we do a live demo
Speaker 2: just on someone? Oh no, because that's no. I just
Speaker 2: think it's I think it's cruel. I think you put
Speaker 2: them in that pore? Do you think, Jenna, No, take
Speaker 2: your time, don't forget it's cool. It is your call completely.
Speaker 3: Well, initially I thought that's the dumbest idea I've ever
Speaker 3: heard on paper.
Speaker 2: It's terrible, absolutely grateful, not a good elevator pitch, but
Speaker 2: also like it's funny to us. I will admit, but
Speaker 2: I'm just thinking of them, Jenna. Yes, it's about how
Speaker 2: they react. We didn't get NASA's reaction. Maybe a live
Speaker 2: Jemmo would be good. Okay, before you make your decision,
Speaker 2: should we do a live demo? I think so, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think we should do.
Speaker 6: Zoe Marshall Star the Stars Benji Marshall pro footballer. She's
Speaker 6: one of the best known female media personalities.
Speaker 2: Not away, Zoba, Hi, Hi, how I'm good.
Speaker 6: Sorry, I'm on the podcast with Mitch, Mitch and Jenna.
Speaker 6: They all say, Hi.
Speaker 2: We just thought we'd call you here because this is
Speaker 2: the final episode of season one and we wanted to
Speaker 2: formally invite you to come on and guest host on
Speaker 2: season two.
Speaker 7: Sounds fantastic, awesome, look it in, Oh you want to
Speaker 7: talk your baby?
Speaker 2: Fox wants to talk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he wants to put Fox on.
Speaker 2: Put put put him on. So Hi Mitch, Mitch and Jenna. Sorry,
Speaker 2: sorry to a kid. I feel dirty. Jenna was absolutely destroyed.
Speaker 2: It was the same energy as those people in disaster
Speaker 2: movies that are like please. I love that we invited
Speaker 2: Zoe on season two, season four. That's what I mean.
Speaker 2: That's what I was nervous about you promising the fucking
Speaker 2: telephone earlier, because you say this shit on the show
Speaker 2: and then it never happens. I'm for prosecus deep.
Speaker 6: I will say, I think it's time you admitted the
Speaker 6: state you were actually in when we first created. Sorry
Speaker 6: time you initially said intoxicated, I said that I was inebriated,
Speaker 6: and I said that I was wasted, implying that I
Speaker 6: could have been drunk.
Speaker 2: But I'm happy to admit now because it's a thing
Speaker 2: of the parts that that was during the fick of
Speaker 2: my snonea face, I was completely blazed, beyond belief. Also,
Speaker 2: I love that we think we fooled people. I think
Speaker 2: it's pretty obvious that you were cooked. Yeah. No, when
Speaker 2: I I really, really really was tossing up whether to
Speaker 2: fucking put this in the podcast, and I'm like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, I can't have this on record, like I'm
Speaker 2: fucking cooked, and so I was like, oh God, do
Speaker 2: I use it? But then I thought, I'll just say
Speaker 2: I was drunk. But those who get it will get it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they all know, they will figure it out.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I have an unweed for ages because god,
Speaker 2: I get the munchies real bad. God that's good. Like
Speaker 2: I was putting on so much weight during my stoneaface.
Speaker 6: Maybe I'm actually secretly doing weed and I don't know
Speaker 6: about it.
Speaker 2: You're gonna go home right now and spark up a
Speaker 2: fat scooba are Yeah, we're random? A pause, Top five
Speaker 2: moments in no particular order. Is it just me?
Speaker 5: A podcast by a couple of mitches?
Speaker 2: All right, let's continue on with the centenary celebrations. Is
Speaker 2: it just me? What's next? Time for a Q and A?
Speaker 1: And now to address all of the thoughts, questioning quiz
Speaker 1: and concerns from the lesdership.
Speaker 2: Off, it's just me concerns. Wow, imagine if someone wrote
Speaker 2: and goes I'm really concerned for the amount of Mitchell
Speaker 2: Kean's drinks.
Speaker 6: Someone messaged before I when I'm not worried about your heart,
Speaker 6: and that was before I have my mini episodes, so
Speaker 6: maybe maybe they're under side.
Speaker 2: Why are they worried about your heart? I don't know
Speaker 2: the weight. Oh really no, my cardiologist didn't worried, guys,
Speaker 2: so neither are you. This is a Q and A.
Speaker 6: We did one very early on in the early days,
Speaker 6: and we have a whole bunch of questions from you,
Speaker 6: from the idiots.
Speaker 2: So like the when we put the call, we've got
Speaker 2: way more questions to get through than we did the
Speaker 2: first time we did a Q and A, which I
Speaker 2: believe was episode thirty and don't quite.
Speaker 4: Me on that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So yeah, I feel like this is long over. Gee,
Speaker 2: people that it's been sitting around wondering shit about us
Speaker 2: and not getting it off their chests. So let's do this.
Speaker 2: Let's get them done. You want to start. We've got
Speaker 2: questions in front of us. Yeah, right, So, Mason says,
Speaker 2: Abby Chatfield filled in when Cheery was away once question
Speaker 2: for Cheery. If Mitch Kuns was ever away, who would
Speaker 2: you get to fill in?
Speaker 3: Good question?
Speaker 2: Yeah, great question. I don't know.
Speaker 6: I don't think you'd ever allow yourself to be sick,
Speaker 6: even in the week that you were sick.
Speaker 2: We still did a many episode. I'm still not one
Speaker 2: hundred percent. No, I don't know why. It's just kind
Speaker 2: of entrenched in me because I've just never not done
Speaker 2: a podcast. Yeah, like not my cup of tea trash
Speaker 2: Ally is it just me never had a sick day.
Speaker 2: I've never been filled in for, so I'd be interested
Speaker 2: to know as well. Actually I don't know because I'm
Speaker 2: letting go of that whole idea of I need to
Speaker 2: be there. I can't be away because it's not healthy.
Speaker 2: If I need to be away, I should be away
Speaker 2: with my radiation.
Speaker 6: I'm like, I pride myself on never having a sick day,
Speaker 6: and I realized that's mennick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, here's here's a heads up for our idiots listening.
Speaker 2: Don't fuck it, Like, get over that. If that's the
Speaker 2: figure in Oh, I never take a sick day. I
Speaker 2: sold your on. Yeah, that's really yourself that it's screaming
Speaker 2: over there. Yeah, and that's not something to be proud of.
Speaker 6: I've recently let that go, And let me tell you
Speaker 6: the best sick day of my life when someone else
Speaker 6: filled in on my show.
Speaker 2: It's heaven do it next week for episode one hundred
Speaker 2: and one it's gonna be Mitch Chierry and Michelle Laurie. Yeah,
Speaker 2: oh no, I'd have.
Speaker 6: To get someone that matches your level of cynicism but
Speaker 6: also beauty.
Speaker 2: So Michelle Laurie. But she's like a highly skilled and
Speaker 2: experienced broadcaster. And by the way, I know for a
Speaker 2: fact that she has no interests on coming on this
Speaker 2: podcast because I reached out to her before. Did I
Speaker 2: tell you that she goes to jo Yeah, we've told
Speaker 2: the story. Yeah. She literally said, Mitchell, thank you so
Speaker 2: much for reaching out. One of the readings you did
Speaker 2: on me years ago was spot on and I've never
Speaker 2: forgotten it. And I said I'm not Mitchell Kom's psychic
Speaker 2: and she goes, oh okay, never applied Again. I followed
Speaker 2: up three times. She loves a drunk Instagram post.
Speaker 6: If you want some men to some middle aged white
Speaker 6: woman crises, go to her Facebook page. Anyway, That's why
Speaker 6: I want her on this show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right. I feel like when we do these questions,
Speaker 2: I feel that we need to be like a little
Speaker 2: bit honest and try not to make jokes. So if
Speaker 2: you actually had to, like if you if I texted
Speaker 2: you and said I was just hit by a bus,
Speaker 2: so I can't do it.
Speaker 6: We could get our tried and true Talisha Vskia. We
Speaker 6: love Talisha. She's a good friend of the show. Oh
Speaker 6: I think Talisha could be a good fit.
Speaker 2: Did I tell you?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did tell you this. But if the idiots
Speaker 2: listening have not heard this, Jenna, I don't know if
Speaker 2: I told you this. But you know how, Mitch and
Speaker 2: I always joke that whenever we collaborate with the podcast,
Speaker 2: every podcast we've collaborated with has announced that they're finishing
Speaker 2: up weeks after our episodes happened together.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, are you telling me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Party Games literally the week after we did said yeah, no,
Speaker 2: we've had enough. So yeah, they were shocking. Like they said,
Speaker 2: rate and Crush Strategy. It's fucking go and strong. So
Speaker 2: if anyone hates a podcast.
Speaker 6: Maybe Telicia, I don't really know. I don't think you're
Speaker 6: ever going to be sick. So you know what, I'd
Speaker 6: probably get hated. Get Hayden to come in.
Speaker 2: Oh, that'd be cute.
Speaker 6: People love Hayden and they all always get messages more
Speaker 6: more Hayden, So maybe more Hayden.
Speaker 2: Mason also says and coms if Cherry was away again,
Speaker 2: who would you get to feel? And I've got a list.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm praying for the day now. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Would you get maybe Nat Penfold, she's
Speaker 2: you should get her for me as well. Good point.
Speaker 2: Actually that would be fucking chaos. It is chaos regardless it.
Speaker 2: I'd also be interested to know what would happen if,
Speaker 2: like we just got Sam and Jenner in here, like
Speaker 2: just the three of us, like, oh, Mitch isn't here,
Speaker 2: but the rest of the team is. You know, I'm
Speaker 2: sure we could.
Speaker 6: I mean, it's you know, very good, but you're not
Speaker 6: gonna We're not going to crumble what we wouldn't crumble.
Speaker 2: We could do me Mitchen, Me, Jenna and Sam. No,
Speaker 2: I said when you're away. Oh oh, I'm still thinking
Speaker 2: about me. This is the problem having the same name.
Speaker 4: Fun.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's happened twice. This episode hasn't happened
Speaker 2: once in the hundred I know, covid brain. Oh god,
Speaker 2: that's real too, It is real.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know who I'd get to feel in,
Speaker 2: either Nat or maybe we'd just do me Sam Madna.
Speaker 6: Right, that twig's got mileage out of his question.
Speaker 2: Let's move on. Ollie says, have you two ever had
Speaker 2: sexual chemistry or have you two ever had a dream
Speaker 2: about each other? No?
Speaker 6: Not really never, never sexual chemistry, No offense never no,
Speaker 6: no offense either maybe early days maybe you think. But
Speaker 6: also I was straight.
Speaker 2: I'm using air quotes when I meet you. True, so
Speaker 2: I was like not exactly looking for it. No tail,
Speaker 2: I mean I've never felt that from you. Like I've
Speaker 2: never been like, oh my god, he's hitting on me
Speaker 2: or he's flirting.
Speaker 6: Nothing no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2: But am I your tired?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 6: You like a dad bod. I'm further than a dad bod.
Speaker 6: I'm like a granddad. But you like a dad bod.
Speaker 6: Like if I had a different head.
Speaker 2: You fucking got a boyfriend? Why we were talking about?
Speaker 6: Sorry, well sorry Ollie. Have you ever had a dream
Speaker 6: about each other? No, because I remember it, we alread
Speaker 6: have spoken about it on the show.
Speaker 2: Say sexual dream because I'm sure I've dreamt about you.
Speaker 2: I can't recall. But never like I've never fucked you
Speaker 2: in my dream? True, there's no sect stream I mean
Speaker 2: nightmare or yes, yeah, no dreams sorry, not that I
Speaker 2: can recall no dreams. Thanks. Ally, Zach asks, oh Zach,
Speaker 2: this is good. Who ended up selling more pop sockets?
Speaker 2: Coombs or Turing? Wait? Wait wait, I have the answer,
Speaker 2: but I haven't looked at the email yet because I
Speaker 2: wanted to because I saw that question. As you know,
Speaker 2: we had our feb Fits Merch sale recently and we
Speaker 2: were having competition as to who could sell more pop sockets.
Speaker 2: You had the sexist, outdated blue. I had the modern, inclusive,
Speaker 2: gender neutral yellow pop socket. We've done this before, right
Speaker 2: with merch, where we've competed to see who sells.
Speaker 6: More side pieces. I had the te tails yeah, and
Speaker 6: you had the psychiatris.
Speaker 2: T towel versus stressful and who won again? Oh that's
Speaker 2: the right, I did you one.
Speaker 6: You won only because there was a fire at the
Speaker 6: TCH effect.
Speaker 3: Same with rations.
Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, here we go. He's got no congratulations.
Speaker 2: Oh my god? What you sold more blue? My god? Yes,
Speaker 2: I'm proud of myself. The blue goes with everything. And
Speaker 2: you know what, mineral, I'd like to say that it
Speaker 2: was like neck and neck, but it was, Yeah, you
Speaker 2: were further ahead than me.
Speaker 6: And really, well, you know what Equallybriam has returned to
Speaker 6: the world. Do you won the stress Balls? I won
Speaker 6: this one. I'm happy with that.
Speaker 2: Look me go, well done. Right, Daniel wants to know
Speaker 2: could someone please explain the joke about Jenna having multiple lives.
Speaker 2: I actually don't know how to explain it. It just
Speaker 2: started one day. I don't even know who started it.
Speaker 2: It would definitely you. I feel like that's definitely my
Speaker 2: humor to pretend that Jenna has lived multiple lives. But
Speaker 2: it's kind of been because I've obviously known jenaway longer.
Speaker 2: I met her in twenty sixteen. Yeah, twenty sixteen, and yeah,
Speaker 2: that's right. I showed up at work and she's like,
Speaker 2: do you have a pass? And I'm like, who the
Speaker 2: fuck are you? They didn't tell me this new bitch
Speaker 2: was starting, and so she was sitting in the gutter
Speaker 2: waiting for someone to arrive. I don't know this story.
Speaker 2: She got there ridiculously early. How times have changed, never
Speaker 2: early to our podcast, but yeah, she was just in
Speaker 2: the gutter waiting for me. And we did have this
Speaker 2: running joke in the office that Jenna could be fourteen
Speaker 2: or forty, you just can't tell. So similar vein the
Speaker 2: whole multiple lives things started because she's it's an eternal soul,
Speaker 2: you are ever last expirence. Yeah, perpetual I think was
Speaker 2: the original word we use. Yes, you're just a perpetual soul,
Speaker 2: you know what. And they when they go and the
Speaker 2: perpetual flame is lipped, and I remember thinking, what the
Speaker 2: fuck does that mean?
Speaker 6: And my dad was like, it means it never goes out. Wow,
Speaker 6: you're like pretty sure it does? Total five man, Like
Speaker 6: it's not a national park. I'll report your old man.
Speaker 2: Yes, I think the whole Jenna multiple lives things started,
Speaker 2: and no one disagreed because he's like, yeah, it makes sense,
Speaker 2: it makes sense. No one knows what age she is.
Speaker 3: No, I don't even know.
Speaker 6: All right, let's go to a le Alice has a
Speaker 6: question that requires me to dust off the old sound
Speaker 6: effect board.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a viagraup date. Checking in with Mitchell Coombs, who,
Speaker 2: as we know, struggled with the erect level of his
Speaker 2: penis only because he went back on Was it antidepressants, Yeah,
Speaker 2: and these particular antidepressants were renowned for sexual side effects.
Speaker 2: I called them bona killers. Yes, And then so the
Speaker 2: doctor was like about to counteract the boner killer, let's
Speaker 2: give you Viagra, and every week we will check in
Speaker 2: and get a Viagra up date. There was a few
Speaker 2: hitten misses with the viagra. It didn't work a couple
Speaker 2: of times I got the timing wrong. Yeah, and then
Speaker 2: the last viagraa update I gave you was when Yep,
Speaker 2: it worked a treat. But I've since swapped antidepressants to
Speaker 2: one that doesn't even have that side effect. However, the
Speaker 2: side effect that came with that, there's no perfect one.
Speaker 2: There's always a side effect. The most recent one that
Speaker 2: I've been on the side effect is weight gain, which
Speaker 2: is why I've stacked it on. I haven't noticed it. Oh,
Speaker 2: I'll just show you the fucking suitcase of clothes that
Speaker 2: no longer fit. But not joking, yesterday I swapped to
Speaker 2: a new one and that one does not give me
Speaker 2: an increased appetite. It does not make me gain weight,
Speaker 2: and it might have sexual side effects. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: you know what, haven't had a rootin over a year,
Speaker 2: so I feel like I know what's more pertinent to
Speaker 2: my life getting back.
Speaker 6: Into my old clothes, not fitting into a hole. Maybe
Speaker 6: we bring it back in the next couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: I don't think i'll need it because I haven't used
Speaker 2: it since the last biograph, got it. I've still got
Speaker 2: fucking shit loads in my medicine cabinet, so if I
Speaker 2: ever need it, it'll be there. But if I ever
Speaker 2: need one, pop me one. Yeah exactly. Well, actually, my
Speaker 2: latest cardiologist exam, he said, and you're not on. You
Speaker 2: don't smoke, you don't protecting party drugs or alcohol. And
Speaker 2: he said, what about viagrad? You use viagra? Why did
Speaker 2: he need to know that? I think because it affects
Speaker 2: your blood pressure because it's pumping blood. Oh yeah, it does,
Speaker 2: it does. Really, that's the whole point of it. It
Speaker 2: traps the blood that is already flowing through your veins
Speaker 2: when it gets to the dick veins, that traps it.
Speaker 2: There no thing, which is why you know everyone thinks
Speaker 2: that when you take my ague it's get an instant Saffy. No,
Speaker 2: you still need to be turned on to get the
Speaker 2: blood there in the first place.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, yeah, well good segue into Brett's question.
Speaker 2: Brett asks cut uncut discuss now was he asking about us?
Speaker 6: Because I feel like we've we've we've revealed this many
Speaker 6: a time.
Speaker 2: I don't know if we have. But yes, I'm uncut
Speaker 2: bread and I tend to prefer engaging with uncut ones.
Speaker 2: But as I've just said, it's been a year, so
Speaker 2: any old decal do. Yeah, at this point, I'm cut circumcised.
Speaker 2: My mom, I did not know that. We definitely haven't
Speaker 2: spoken about this any that spoken about it. My mum
Speaker 2: has my foreskin at home. Oh that's right.
Speaker 6: She kept the Fisherman's Friends job and I saw it
Speaker 6: the other day.
Speaker 2: That's the fuck.
Speaker 6: Looks like a piece of chalott.
Speaker 2: Onion that you get on top of folk, all those
Speaker 2: lost nerve endings that you'll never understand. It works well,
Speaker 2: to be honest, I feel I feel fine. I don't
Speaker 2: have a favor that I'll be honest. I don't really care,
Speaker 2: don't really Dick's a dick. I've got another question from
Speaker 2: Danny l, the same bitch that asked the previous one.
Speaker 2: Did Cherry ever use the butt plug training kit that
Speaker 2: Coombs gave him for his birthday? I forgot I did that.
Speaker 2: I was convince you to stop being so strictly. I'm
Speaker 2: the top. I want to sex toy range do not
Speaker 2: have the nerve endings of the foury. But you also
Speaker 2: will just never find the male g Spot without a
Speaker 2: bit of backdoor.
Speaker 6: Early on in my life, my baby gay journey. No,
Speaker 6: I'm definitely not not that anymore.
Speaker 2: I've broadened my horizons. What broadened my horizons?
Speaker 4: Have you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Of course with the kid I gave you. I've
Speaker 2: tried the first two. Oh yeah, because it was a
Speaker 2: three part like you work your way up in some Yeah,
Speaker 2: and they're fine, they work, and it's all I have
Speaker 2: experienced the joys of the Sydney fireworks. Put it that way.
Speaker 2: And yes, I don't have them anymore because the move
Speaker 2: they were lost the funk. Where'd you leave them? I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 6: I think I had to tip the driver. I might
Speaker 6: take one of these kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how do you lose butt plug? I know exactly
Speaker 2: were all my toys and stuff are. Maybe it just
Speaker 2: slipped in. It's in there somewhere. I don't know. I
Speaker 2: doubt it. I doubt it's not getting that much uice.
Speaker 2: So I'm I've broad in my horizons. You know, you've
Speaker 2: got to grow. Don't cancel me if you had to
Speaker 2: give a review about the male g Spot to any
Speaker 2: other stricter people that are like, oh no, no, outdoor
Speaker 2: action that are listening right now, what would Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: like an eight. It's not my preferred definitely, But no,
Speaker 2: it's not good when you just shoved something up now,
Speaker 2: but it enhances the experience that you're already having.
Speaker 6: It's like when you heat up something in the microwave
Speaker 6: and you nail it. When you heat something in the microwave,
Speaker 6: not cold spots, there's not a really hot spot in
Speaker 6: the middle.
Speaker 2: No, it's more like if you're eating some McDonald's chips
Speaker 2: and you're like, fuck, they forgot to put salt on this.
Speaker 2: I mean, they're still chips and they taste fine, but
Speaker 2: oh with the salt. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they really enhance
Speaker 2: the experience. You know what I'm saying. Good comparison. Um,
Speaker 2: let's go to Edith. Wow, didn't realize you could get
Speaker 2: the show in a retirement hut, Edith. What was it
Speaker 2: like the first time you met? Well, we were in
Speaker 2: an elevator, Edith. Oh you do remember, of course, I
Speaker 2: do remember. My memory's actually been great. It's just my
Speaker 2: heart that's been failing. I'm just swapping key or you
Speaker 2: can't have it all in modern day.
Speaker 6: My level was shut down the year. Yes, it was
Speaker 6: an elevator here at AAR and it was Mitchell's birthday.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to tell anyone because it was my
Speaker 2: second day working here, and I was like, I don't
Speaker 2: want them to feel awkward and obliged to be like
Speaker 2: happy birthdayk new kid who we just don't care about
Speaker 2: it all. Then the doors open, buddy, Yeah, i'd never
Speaker 2: met you. You knew who I was because you watched
Speaker 2: television and you saw the billboards. You were on the
Speaker 2: street team at the time. Let's not get our wives
Speaker 2: read your history books. I think we might have spoken
Speaker 2: about this before. How we met each other in the
Speaker 2: elevator at work, and yeah, you were very like like
Speaker 2: warm and engaging, and everyone else here was just kind
Speaker 2: of like I found it really tricky. I don't know
Speaker 2: if I've told you this part, but I literally back then,
Speaker 2: I'm like, my social anxiety was so bad, completely different
Speaker 2: how I am now. I'm fucking way better now. And
Speaker 2: I was literally going to a therapist not even far
Speaker 2: from this building, being like, oh my god, I'm petrified
Speaker 2: I've got social anxiety. I'm starting in your job. I
Speaker 2: don't know how to cope. And she would give me
Speaker 2: like specific tasks every day for like exposure therapy. Wow.
Speaker 2: She'd be like, now tomorrow when you get to work
Speaker 2: or want you to say hi Bradley, and I'd be like,
Speaker 2: I can't do it. I can't do it. I'm too anxious.
Speaker 2: I can't And then i'd go back the next day
Speaker 2: and be like, yeah, I did it. It was great work.
Speaker 2: And I remember, like specifically, the reason I was there
Speaker 2: was because I was petrified about straight guys. I would
Speaker 2: say to her, I'm actually concerned that straight men just
Speaker 2: want to bash me as soon as they meet me. Wow.
Speaker 2: And she's like, Babe, that's a bit of rational, don't
Speaker 2: if you're a cross it. And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're right. Actually we got there. But because at the
Speaker 2: time you were straight, ye, Well when I met you,
Speaker 2: when you we were so instantly comfortable, which doesn't always
Speaker 2: happen with me. There's usually a bit of thawing out required.
Speaker 2: I went back and I was like, I bonded with
Speaker 2: a straight guy. Oh sorry. She was like, good for you.
Speaker 2: And because yeah, everyone else, I was just like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, I can't even look at them. I can't
Speaker 2: talk to them. I'm too anxious. But yeah, you would
Speaker 2: fucking easy Breezy. Well that's me too. I haven't told
Speaker 2: the therapist that you turned out to be a raging homosexual.
Speaker 6: Maybe I'm going to set you back. That was a
Speaker 6: false breakthrough.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: I don't have that anymore. I don't. I don't feel
Speaker 2: random applause for you about straight men anymore. You've come
Speaker 2: a long way. I actually prefer a lot of the
Speaker 2: straight man here to the game ones here got.
Speaker 6: Jam and then straight men will make you come a
Speaker 6: long way. That was a great first meeting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a bit yearly, but it's fine. I felt comfortable.
Speaker 2: Kate wants to know, does Mama and Papa CHERI still
Speaker 2: insist on flushing cereal down the toilet.
Speaker 6: Every day, every time, every Hayden and I were there
Speaker 6: on the weekend, flush it down the toilet.
Speaker 2: It's always nutrigrains. A weird go finishing the neutral grain.
Speaker 2: That's become a new favorite.
Speaker 6: I think I've realized, and I've come to realize, is
Speaker 6: that my family, we've been raised on big portion sizes.
Speaker 6: So we did half a box of a family pack
Speaker 6: of nutri grains.
Speaker 2: So that's why would go in the bin. Yeah, right,
Speaker 2: So they still do that. They swear by that to
Speaker 2: this day. It still happens and I still do it too.
Speaker 6: Abdulla has written in this view Jenna, what happened to
Speaker 6: Jenna's lawsuit with the landlord? Yes, you went to court
Speaker 6: to fight your landlord over the Meriton service suite.
Speaker 2: Did a compromise.
Speaker 3: It was a tribunal and yes we did compromise.
Speaker 2: And so no one really won. Well, I mean we.
Speaker 3: Managed to settle at half the bond and.
Speaker 2: Then you moved one floor down.
Speaker 3: I moved four floors down.
Speaker 2: Safe. Yeah. Really, thanks to Abdulla, your question has been answered.
Speaker 2: All right, Mel wants to know is the episode from
Speaker 2: bogan Gate ever going to happen? That was the original
Speaker 2: plan for episode one hundred, but Mitchell Cherry, for God, No,
Speaker 2: I didn't forget. I didn't forget.
Speaker 6: I just realized that I had a week off after
Speaker 6: a year of work and I was like, no, I
Speaker 6: need to.
Speaker 2: Actually I will die. I mean, thank fud we didn't
Speaker 2: end up committing to it because you ended up having
Speaker 2: COVID that week. You were going to come on like
Speaker 2: third of January or something, Yes, and we actually said, yeah,
Speaker 2: let's do it. It's great I told my parents you were coming.
Speaker 2: They were like, yeah, all right, cool, we'll accommodate. And
Speaker 2: then a little bit closer to the time, I said, okay,
Speaker 2: so is this still happening? And you're like, oh, fuck,
Speaker 2: I forgot to ask Hayden he wants to go to
Speaker 2: La No, but when you're in.
Speaker 6: A relationship, you can't just throw things at him. I
Speaker 6: had to make sure he was alright with it.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: So next time I try and make this episode happen,
Speaker 2: which I feel will happen eventually, I'm going to have
Speaker 2: to do a group chat with you and Hayden so
Speaker 2: that you don't just forget to run it by.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, please do please, like he's my pa, treat
Speaker 6: him as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think it will happen. Head on heart. I
Speaker 2: actually really want to. Oh. I can't wait to see
Speaker 2: you cop and on the farm. It'll be brilliant.
Speaker 6: Natalie asks would you rather sit on a cake and
Speaker 6: eat a dick or sit on a dick and eat
Speaker 6: a cake.
Speaker 2: That's from Natalie. Sit on a dick and eat a cake. Absolutely,
Speaker 2: sit on the cake and that's on the bucket list. Now.
Speaker 2: If you sit on the dick and eat a cake.
Speaker 2: You get both because if you sit on the cake,
Speaker 2: you ruin it. But if you sit on there, what
Speaker 2: is that achieving? Sitting on a cake and let you're
Speaker 2: into it? Some people are into that? Why I don't
Speaker 2: ask me. I'm not a cake sitter. Do you think
Speaker 2: I'd have a wiste of cake by sitting it? Maybe
Speaker 2: a smash cake. That's a quick way to smash it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that would.
Speaker 6: Thanks Natalie for the dumbest question all week.
Speaker 2: I mean, I get I get why she thought that
Speaker 2: was a thought starter, but the answer is just so
Speaker 2: obvious to me. Rather, I'd still rather just eat the
Speaker 2: cake without sitting. There was always that girl in school
Speaker 2: when you played would you rather? Would you rather be
Speaker 2: eaten by a shark or eat lullly? Yeah? That's not
Speaker 2: the game. Make it tricky, Yes, it needs to be tough.
Speaker 2: Tom says, Do you ever get negative feedback on the podcast?
Speaker 2: Not really? People just keep it to themselves. Although a
Speaker 2: bit fucked off that our Spotify rating is four point nine.
Speaker 2: Where'd that point nine come from? It was five? I know,
Speaker 2: I know. Brody asked Coombs, how's the wet dreams going? Fine?
Speaker 2: I haven't had one since the last time I brought
Speaker 2: it up. Oh good, Why the fuck have I given
Speaker 2: this impression that they're frequents, Like it's a real big
Speaker 2: problem in my life. I've never had one, and neither
Speaker 2: of it had. That baffles me that you've never had one.
Speaker 2: That just tells me that your hormones are off, because
Speaker 2: that's part of being a teenager going through puberty, which
Speaker 2: is what I'm going through now. It's because still haven't
Speaker 2: gotten there. I'm just I have an active sex life,
Speaker 2: and I.
Speaker 3: Get it as a teenager.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everything, sorry, Oh yeah, that that one kilo of mince.
Speaker 2: The mum left the thaw out on the bench. Fucking it.
Speaker 2: You're not wrong, all right. So wet dreams are going well,
Speaker 2: I don't know if i'd say going well, it's not
Speaker 2: an issue.
Speaker 6: Give us a tally, how many sins like the popsic?
Speaker 2: I said none, because we spoke about this because I
Speaker 2: was saying that I had a dry dream where I
Speaker 2: thought it was a wet dream in my dream and
Speaker 2: I wake up going, oh god, I'm gonna have to
Speaker 2: do a tardy up now nothing there, And I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I just had an orgasm with that
Speaker 2: coming my dream. An internally my dream. All right, next
Speaker 2: we have Does anyone else think that Sam and Jenna
Speaker 2: should date?
Speaker 3: That's just would be weird.
Speaker 2: Well, apart from the fact that Sam is well and
Speaker 2: truly ensconced with his tindergirlfriend Krishni, she's gone beautiful, She's stunning. However, Jenna,
Speaker 2: she's quite a ten herself. So you could sweep in
Speaker 2: and be the other girl put on a crop top,
Speaker 2: and I couldn't do that to her.
Speaker 3: She's too nice.
Speaker 2: No, Sam's quiet.
Speaker 1: I just enjoy just watching Jenna awkwardly, just panic, just
Speaker 1: the inner panic of I.
Speaker 2: Don't know what to say. Hold on, guys, Jenna's standing
Speaker 2: up doing it. Oh no, it's a pussy power and
Speaker 2: I got him drawn to it like a bug to
Speaker 2: with that PuF, salivating like an ant to a honeypot.
Speaker 1: Just the drawls going all over the mic.
Speaker 2: Oh everywhere, He's drooling. Jenna's thrusting. So does anyone thinks
Speaker 2: that Sam and Jenna should date? No?
Speaker 6: I'm fully against it.
Speaker 1: I feel like this is this is how it would happen,
Speaker 1: is that we'd be at a party. And the last
Speaker 1: time I saw you at a party, Jenna, it was
Speaker 1: probably three and a half years ago, So there's also that, Yeah.
Speaker 2: She doesn't do the whole turning up thing.
Speaker 1: That's no, And I feel like that it would be
Speaker 1: Jenna that would go fuck, I've got nothing else, And
Speaker 1: that's how that would happen.
Speaker 2: Sam, I'm in love with you, and you'd be like, funk,
Speaker 2: what do I do with this information? Jesus pick finger bang?
Speaker 2: I don't know, Just to be polite, probably No, I
Speaker 2: can't see Nancy to her question. Catherine not going to happen, Carolyn,
Speaker 2: that's enough for you to Carol asks who are your
Speaker 2: celebrity crushes? Mitches? Oh, I don't really have celebrity crushes.
Speaker 6: I like Tom Hilton, Tom Holland, sorry.
Speaker 2: Holland right, completely different for the internationals Tom Hilton, isn't
Speaker 2: that Taylor Swift X. Yeah. I don't really have any
Speaker 2: celebrit crushes, but I do remember being quite fond of
Speaker 2: Troy Savan. I've gone on record money times saying saying
Speaker 2: that he was my gay awakening. So I still am
Speaker 2: in to Connor Franta, Oh my word, Jenny, you've got
Speaker 2: no one a feminine boy funny that it's almost like
Speaker 2: I want to fuck myself. No, I've actually pivoted in
Speaker 2: a way. I'm like a guy that's in touch with
Speaker 2: his femininity and he'sn't like, you know, toxic in that way.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't like the punky boys like kind
Speaker 2: of Franti as much anymore.
Speaker 6: Oh, I watched one of his videos the other day,
Speaker 6: ten minute video kind of get a much of Green
Speaker 6: Tea Mate.
Speaker 2: That was seconds. Yeah, like, I'm also sharing your feelings
Speaker 2: and like being a little bit in touch with your emotions.
Speaker 2: But sometimes I think kind of Franto needs a fucking drink,
Speaker 2: some concrete and harden the fuck up. Honestly, I don't
Speaker 2: have any other any other slub crushes. No, not really.
Speaker 2: Do you and Hayden have hall passes? You know that
Speaker 2: thing where you're allowed to root one person outside the relationship.
Speaker 6: I think I originally want a choice Ivann, But that
Speaker 6: is not saying he'd want to absolutely be throttled by me.
Speaker 2: But it's in the.
Speaker 6: Realm of I interview musicians all the time, an artist,
Speaker 6: so like we could come to face to face. So
Speaker 6: Hayden's like, nah, that could actually happen.
Speaker 2: How do you think that it's in the realm, like, oh,
Speaker 2: by interview them? One thing could lead to the other.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you, ever rooted a guest.
Speaker 6: Like if I were single and confident, I would, I
Speaker 6: could a lot of ifs. Yeah, but hey, it's in
Speaker 6: the realm of possibility. It's not like, oh, not to
Speaker 6: fuck MOHAMMEDA Gandhi. It's not gonna have manifested.
Speaker 2: It will happen. Anything in this world could happen.
Speaker 3: But he's dead.
Speaker 2: Troy sevan Ware. All right, Candace wants to know, She says,
Speaker 2: Dearest Jenna, not a question. Just wanted to say that
Speaker 2: you're my favorite. Ah, thank you. There was. We said
Speaker 2: quite clearly that it was a Q and acheing Q
Speaker 2: means question for the internationals Q and I answer the
Speaker 2: question and answer, And so the fact that you've submitted
Speaker 2: something that wasn't a question is completely against no.
Speaker 3: Candace, thank you so much for your lovely message. Thank you.
Speaker 3: I appreciate it and I'm glad to have one fan.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's a touching message. Thank you so tailored. Abby asked,
Speaker 2: does this song still make Komb's gag? And I actually
Speaker 2: don't know, but it's not really gagging, but I'm just like, oh,
Speaker 2: it just irks me, bubble, But it was there I
Speaker 2: hate the way that it sounds like his cheeks filled
Speaker 2: with air, and it sounds like he's vombiting. We did
Speaker 2: a whole segment about songs that fuck you off, didn't we?
Speaker 2: I think so? Yeah, Nah, nap, don't rate that one.
Speaker 2: It has not grown on me. One bitch, you are abby? Okay,
Speaker 2: I've got one from Joel, He says, can you all
Speaker 2: be absolutely munted for the one hundredth episode. I feel
Speaker 2: like I'm heading in that direction. John. I might have
Speaker 2: had more than I should have, getten a bit slurry,
Speaker 2: and I've got to drive home. So here, you take
Speaker 2: that glass off me. I can't be trusted. Oh you're yawning.
Speaker 2: Oh that's that's depressing, where you're bored in your own episode.
Speaker 2: No oh no.
Speaker 6: My blood sugar levels are just going through the roof
Speaker 6: of all the smash pizza.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I forgot that there was the pizza over
Speaker 2: there too. I've been I've been grazing on this smash cake.
Speaker 2: Bloody beautiful. This peace is almost done. Blinda also wants
Speaker 2: to know are you planning on being parents one day? Nah?
Speaker 2: You don't want to be a parent. It's not that
Speaker 2: I don't want to. I just feel like I've already
Speaker 2: I mean, when you come out as gay, part of
Speaker 2: you does grieve that that part where you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's what my future is going to be. Yeah, definitely,
Speaker 2: because you're kind of just assume as you're growing up
Speaker 2: that oh, yeah, okay, one day I'll get a wife,
Speaker 2: start having kids. So I've already kind of gotten through
Speaker 2: the process of accepting that that may not happen. And
Speaker 2: I'm totally fine being the fun single aren't, in all honesty,
Speaker 2: But if it happens to you, if it comes up, so.
Speaker 6: To speak, it's not going to spontaneously happen.
Speaker 2: I think that's that's what I mean. I mean like,
Speaker 2: if I, you know, if I managed to fall in
Speaker 2: love with a fairly human being and we go, yeah,
Speaker 2: that sounds like a fucking lid idea, let's have kids,
Speaker 2: then sure, I'm not against it. Who knows. I'm just
Speaker 2: going to go with the flow, and if it doesn't happen,
Speaker 2: I'm fine.
Speaker 6: I definitely want kids. I'd like to have kids. I'd
Speaker 6: love to have a big family.
Speaker 2: I think, oh my god, but the late dream life,
Speaker 2: I actually like to start a family, like late late thirties, forties,
Speaker 2: I don't want to do it like twenty nine. That's
Speaker 2: in three fucking years. I suppose you don't really have
Speaker 2: a biological clock to worry about it now, just being
Speaker 2: the father.
Speaker 6: No, But then it's like Kyle Sandalans, who for international listeners.
Speaker 2: Is like the Howard's dead. He's having a baby at fifty.
Speaker 6: And I don't have a baby at fifty because then
Speaker 6: by the time you're seventy, the baby's just learning what
Speaker 6: life is, you know. And half the fun I've had
Speaker 6: with my parents is when we're all adults. So it's
Speaker 6: hard because I'm like, God, I'll have to have kids
Speaker 6: young so then we can be adults together.
Speaker 2: But also, fuck, I want to live my life. How
Speaker 2: dare you? How dare you sit in Kyle's chair right
Speaker 2: now in this studio and say that he's too old,
Speaker 2: doing it all wrong. I never said that. What you
Speaker 2: said was I could never He's gonna snap my neck.
Speaker 2: All right, let's end it with Brandon. Brandon says, are
Speaker 2: you guys planning on keeping the podcast going for a while?
Speaker 2: I mean, there's no plans to not do it. We've
Speaker 2: passed the twenty episode burnout time and time again. So
Speaker 2: I don't know. I feel like it'll just be something random,
Speaker 2: like Mitch, just like, oh I got off at a
Speaker 2: job in Tokyo when we be like, I guess we
Speaker 2: have to end the podcast. Yeah, it'll just come to
Speaker 2: a random end like that. But there's no plans, Like
Speaker 2: neither of us are like fuck this, i'man unless there's
Speaker 2: something gonna tell me no god, no, no, no, no. Yeah.
Speaker 2: My middle name is Brandon.
Speaker 6: That questions from me, I would if I ever left
Speaker 6: the show, if you left the show, would we recast
Speaker 6: or we'd end the show, you know? And like they
Speaker 6: killed off Roseanne because she said that racist thing and
Speaker 6: then they put in another actor and it was really terrible.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It just really narrows down the recruiting
Speaker 2: process when you need another Mitch to fill a couple
Speaker 2: of bitches.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I feel like we're kind of imperative to
Speaker 6: keeping the show going.
Speaker 2: True, and most other Mitches are terrible, so they you
Speaker 2: know what, most mitches are fucks apart from each other.
Speaker 2: Have you ever met a Mitch that you liked? No? No, no,
Speaker 2: they're all awful. No, I'm not even joking, I'm kidding.
Speaker 6: You know where you're currently the front contenders to be
Speaker 6: the most famous Mitchell. There's not many famous Mitchells in
Speaker 6: the world. There's none name one.
Speaker 2: Well, I'll have you know that on Famous Birthdays dot Com,
Speaker 2: I'm the fifth most popular comb So there's something. Who's
Speaker 2: in front of you? I don't know? Let me look.
Speaker 2: Am I on that website? No? They emailed me and
Speaker 2: said your fans have been searching you do we have
Speaker 2: permission to add to you? And I was like, go
Speaker 2: for it, babe. But they got my birthday completely wrong.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you're fifteen, ain't you Let me check.
Speaker 2: Have they changed it? Yes, they have correct age. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, I've been bumped up to second most famous too. Whoa.
Speaker 2: I was fit the other day when I looked who
Speaker 2: the fuck is Torrance Coombs? What's it on? What's it
Speaker 2: on Famous Birthdays dot Com? Torrance Coombs is a TV
Speaker 2: actor from Vancouver, Canada, thirty eight years Oh, I'll be
Speaker 2: dead sinning, It'll be right. Oh I see, so it's
Speaker 2: not actual fame. You can just click the boost button. Everyone,
Speaker 2: go boost me to the most number, the number one
Speaker 2: famous Kams place. Oh, I'm going to search my name.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you it wouldn't just be there by coincidence.
Speaker 2: They don't think midch Jury wasn't found. It will never
Speaker 2: be found.
Speaker 6: I got an email this morning, Renny sidebar, really random,
Speaker 6: but it was from academia dot com and it said,
Speaker 6: Mchery you've been mentioned in.
Speaker 2: A paper, not like an academic thesis or something talked
Speaker 2: about in a thesis. I know the name Mchury. Managed
Speaker 2: did a paper by someone in darker Bangladesh that was
Speaker 2: uploaded to academia for the internationals. Bangladesh is a country,
Speaker 2: all right, Q and A over thank you idiots. Yeah,
Speaker 2: well there you go. I hope that we cleared anything
Speaker 2: up that you were wondering. Well, anyway, then there you go.
Speaker 2: Episode one hundred, done and dusted. I can't believe we
Speaker 2: a made it and b it's over already. I know,
Speaker 2: didn't it fly back? Actually? Fuck, this is a long one.
Speaker 6: Well, well you know what, one hundred episodes we've treated
Speaker 6: you with an extended episode. We've rabbed it on about ourselves.
Speaker 6: But thank you so much for listening for one hundred episodes,
Speaker 6: because we would not keep going if people weren't listening
Speaker 6: to this. And we are so grateful to have you
Speaker 6: in our lives.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, And there was a while in the early
Speaker 2: days when I was like, oh my god, no one's listening.
Speaker 2: There was just do you remember when then there was
Speaker 2: a lot of crickets when we first started, and then
Speaker 2: I know, just eventually the audience started building and then
Speaker 2: we were like, oh shit, like it just kind of
Speaker 2: took off at one stage. But in the early days,
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, why are we bothering?
Speaker 2: No one's listening. But hey, you found us, and we're
Speaker 2: very grateful for that. And the more and more people,
Speaker 2: the new ones that have found us through TikTok's and
Speaker 2: academia dot com. We love you. We appreciate it. I mean,
Speaker 2: there'd be no point in doing it if we weren't
Speaker 2: connecting with people.
Speaker 6: No, in the messages of support and checking in on us.
Speaker 6: When we had the week off, it was very very
Speaker 6: nice and.
Speaker 2: We love you.
Speaker 6: Oh they asked about you for me. I said he's dying.
Speaker 6: I said he's died, and they went, thank god.
Speaker 2: We all partied in the streets. IM back next week
Speaker 2: for one oh one oh is that we want to
Speaker 2: one themed episode because you don't know about it. Remember,
Speaker 2: we realize that you've never seen that Disney show. Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: so you're going to do a theme thing that I
Speaker 2: can't really team with it, can I? Because that's so unfair.
Speaker 2: Britney's bitch sister. We don't like her. Jamie Lynn threw
Speaker 2: her sister's name, dragged her through the mud. It's Jamie
Speaker 2: Lynn on that shot. Jamie Lynn is Zoey one o
Speaker 2: one oh and no wonder. I don't give a fuck. Yeah.
Speaker 2: From an early age, I knew She's not worth paying
Speaker 2: attention to. Jamie Lynn's fears beach, absolute mongrel, slut. If
Speaker 2: you sorry, I want to give us a follow, get
Speaker 2: a bit lippy after them, Bubble he does too much,
Speaker 2: smash cake. Follow us on all socials. Couple of Mitchell's, No,
Speaker 2: we've rebranded after one hundred episodes. He hasn't learnt the handle.
Speaker 2: Couple of Mina. Honestly, we love you. We will see
Speaker 2: you next week for one oh one. Thank you for sticking,
Speaker 2: and you can join our Facebook group and during idiots
Speaker 2: if you want to maybe dispute our favorite moments, Yeah,
Speaker 2: because we were just you know, pulling it out of ours.
Speaker 2: Maybe there's something really obvious that we forgot.
Speaker 6: Ye submit some submit some Mitch I did tea, but
Speaker 6: were surprising you for the one hundred episode.
Speaker 2: We're not walking out here. We got a helicopter to
Speaker 2: take us out. Money jump on, Ronen, Bronwin, Bishop is here,
Speaker 2: everybody to take us out? She saved. It's a seat,
Speaker 2: that's ever. Obviously she's getting a lift to Oh of
Speaker 2: course she's paying for this on the government card. She's
Speaker 2: landing just over there, Bronwen. Thank you, see you next week. Everyone.
Speaker 2: We love you. Thank you for listening. Idiots, We love
Speaker 2: your boat se God here is it just me? A
Speaker 2: podcast by a couple of me.
Speaker 5: Make sure you've hit to follow on your podcast.
Speaker 2: Welcome to eighty debrief. This is our secret segment. On
Speaker 2: the end, we pretend that we're done, and then we
Speaker 2: keep chatting away. This is our one hundredth eighty debrief.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Can you believe? Yeah? I can because I kept count
Speaker 2: one hundredth episode and we do one per episode, which
Speaker 2: actually means we're at one hundred if you're international episode. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's just like a portion of an overarching series.
Speaker 6: One hundred is a number, yeah, followed by one oh
Speaker 6: one and preceded.
Speaker 2: By ninety nine. Yeah, that's right. Who do you think
Speaker 2: will precede succeed? Is it just me? When we when
Speaker 2: this show ends, will we will we give it on? Like?
Speaker 6: Will this be like a Tonight show where the show
Speaker 6: never ends and we pass it over to two new people.
Speaker 2: That could be a nice tradition. Bull shit. They can
Speaker 2: start from scratch like we did. They can beg for
Speaker 2: ratings and followers and subscribe money all that ship and money. No,
Speaker 2: we don't have to beg for that. God, we're knocking
Speaker 2: it back this day, know Jenny. We're like, please, enough,
Speaker 2: enough enough deal we said no to. We had to
Speaker 2: remove our BSP and a cant number from the bank.
Speaker 2: We just couldn'tn't take that much money. Smash Pizza thanks
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Speaker 2: want some white choking really good in my pizza lid?
Speaker 2: Throw it at your forehead. No, you do you want
Speaker 2: to take some smash Pizza? Oh? I felt my stomach
Speaker 2: turn as I stow it up. I've only had wine
Speaker 2: and chocolate. This is not a good day. It's got
Speaker 2: oreos in it. Oh my god, can have something? You're
Speaker 2: absolutely jiking? Actually no, when I meant to eat on
Speaker 2: the podcast, people hate that. Yeah, it's our one hundredth episode.
Speaker 2: Thereby we should make it an unpleasant listening experience for
Speaker 2: everyone involved. Has anyone got a blackboard that we can
Speaker 2: run Jenny's fingernails down? It's our one hundredth episode. We've
Speaker 2: anyone got a cat we can drown by? Anyone got
Speaker 2: a crying baby on an airplane? What cham pain is this?
Speaker 2: Because we've only opened one bottle, which is not like
Speaker 2: us and I'm like, plastid.
Speaker 6: It's kind of it't it's in a gold bottle prosecco.
Speaker 2: Did you drink much when you had COVID? No? Not
Speaker 2: until the last couple of days. Yeah, I really I
Speaker 2: made up for lost time because I was so proud
Speaker 2: of myself. I have like for probably the last six months,
Speaker 2: I have not had a drink like Monday to Thursday,
Speaker 2: because I was I would have wine every night, sometimes
Speaker 2: the whole fucking bottle a night. And when I had that,
Speaker 2: and presents that were increased appetite and weight, game and
Speaker 2: I was like, all right, I got to make some
Speaker 2: cuts somewhere and getting rid of midweek rose as with
Speaker 2: that unless I had an event or something. And when
Speaker 2: I had COVID, I was like, even though I know
Speaker 2: that I shouldn't do this, it just when you're isolating
Speaker 2: with seven days, it feels like lockdown. And what did
Speaker 2: I do during lockdown? I drank? Yeah a lot. Yeah.
Speaker 2: During during the last couple of days of violation, I
Speaker 2: fucking Jimmy brought Jimmy brings. Yeah. I heard he does,
Speaker 2: and I've seen him do it and he's very good
Speaker 2: at it.
Speaker 6: Well, Hayd and I screwed up because we got a
Speaker 6: jacuzzi the same week we had COVID and we're drinking.
Speaker 6: So it was a mess, like we were just our
Speaker 6: brain fog was COVID induced, then SPA induced, and then
Speaker 6: alcohol injuice.
Speaker 2: We had a bad week. I got mixed reviews. There
Speaker 2: were enablers on Instagram saying drink more, it's an antiseptic
Speaker 2: or all that shit like, but then other people saying,
Speaker 2: don't drink. You'll just make your recovery, stretch it out,
Speaker 2: it'll take you longer to recover. And I'm like I'm
Speaker 2: not in a rush.
Speaker 6: I felt bad for you because you COVID when it
Speaker 6: was boring. I had COVID when it was a status symbol, famous.
Speaker 2: It was so late to the trend. Yeah, like if
Speaker 2: I started planking right now. Yes, I'm late to the trend.
Speaker 2: Mitch's doing the Harlem shake everyone. I don't post that
Speaker 2: on the socials, gaged them a style. Yes, oh that trend.
Speaker 2: Has you heard that new song? Have you heard that trend?
Speaker 2: It's back on TikTok. It's huge. Now you're joking, now
Speaker 2: you do it. Trauma. Yeah, it's about an awful thing
Speaker 2: that has happened to your life over the back of
Speaker 2: that song. So someone's like, thought, I was going to
Speaker 2: a nice dinner with my boyfriend and then it's like
Speaker 2: the song's building that. On the drop, it's a photo
Speaker 2: of him in a casket because he died that.
Speaker 3: Night in a car craw It's a great trend.
Speaker 6: It's awful general that's dark, but I kind of love it.
Speaker 6: I'll send it to you because you know, if you're
Speaker 6: like one video, then the algorithm's like, we'll give you
Speaker 6: more death. I think I like two of those. Now
Speaker 6: I'm getting all these death content.
Speaker 2: Right. I don't know what the fuck's up with my
Speaker 2: TikTok at the moment, but you know how you're loving
Speaker 2: gay facto. Hayden Yes says, followed the trends followed the
Speaker 2: trend that's the key tot success. I see no trends
Speaker 2: on mine. I see the same shit. I don't get
Speaker 2: any of the trending sounds that people always seen to you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: at the moment, I'm getting a lot of office talk,
Speaker 2: which is fucked because I haven't worked in an office
Speaker 2: for nearly a year now, and it's like how to
Speaker 2: reply when your toxic boss rejects your leaf application. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I don't need this. I don't recall ever engaging with
Speaker 2: this content, and why is it serving me so much
Speaker 2: office talk? Like oh, that toxic boss that won't let
Speaker 2: you work from home and insist you come back to
Speaker 2: the office. And I'm like, what the fuck? What am
Speaker 2: I getting all this?
Speaker 6: My algorithm was so on point the day after I
Speaker 6: came back for the hospital.
Speaker 2: This is true.
Speaker 6: This is the video that popped up coming home with
Speaker 6: that euphoric feeling that lasts about a day after you
Speaker 6: go to the ear for a panic attack.
Speaker 2: And the leave with everything looks great, like that.
Speaker 3: Is exactly what I did, and that sound as well.
Speaker 2: What does it mean with everything looks great?
Speaker 6: Oh, because you go with a panic attack and they
Speaker 6: go everything looks great, and then you feel good because
Speaker 6: you know everything's fine. But then the next day you're like,
Speaker 6: but what if they miss this or if they.
Speaker 2: Do this one? Yeah, I had a panic attack hangover
Speaker 2: when I had mine during the psychiatric recess period. Actually, know,
Speaker 2: my biggest panic attack was before you ever did this podcast.
Speaker 2: The other one was fucking nothing.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, we would never injurish that amount of stress
Speaker 6: on you.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, it's like a two day hangover after
Speaker 2: my really bad panic attack really during not my cup
Speaker 2: of tea days. Yeah. Yeah, Well when your podcast gets canceled,
Speaker 2: that it happened to you. It wasn't canceled where you
Speaker 2: got that idea from. Also, I love you. Know what
Speaker 2: I noticed recently when when I first started trash Alley,
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, it's so weird that
Speaker 2: you're not jealous, and you're like, no, of course I'm
Speaker 2: not jealous. It's fine, I'm supportive. And then I think
Speaker 2: one day that you just forgot that you made that stance,
Speaker 2: because all of a sudden, I just keep getting all
Speaker 2: these jokes about h yeah, it's they're on preparation. We
Speaker 2: don't knowough it'll last. And I'm like, I think he
Speaker 2: forgot that. He told me he's going to support me this.
Speaker 6: No, I no, I just decided that it's boring when
Speaker 6: I'm supportive.
Speaker 2: It's funny. In that case, your radio show is a
Speaker 2: joke because it's way more interesting if I'm not nice.
Speaker 6: True, well mind, if I do it, you can do it.
Speaker 2: Your TikTok's fucking embarrassing too. Oh. I had to delete
Speaker 2: some tiktoks I posted.
Speaker 6: Hayden's like, just post if they do well, keep them, oh,
Speaker 6: because they just do shockingly. But he's like, you've got
Speaker 6: to put them up at random times, like his advice.
Speaker 2: He also like he.
Speaker 6: A friend was over the other day and she wanted
Speaker 6: to get to TikTok. Zoe Marshall, who prank called on
Speaker 6: this show. We replayed it and she's like, help me,
Speaker 6: help me, help me.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, Hayden can help you. You know, he
Speaker 2: can hack the algorithm. I don't think you can hack
Speaker 2: the algorithm per se. But I'm sure. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2: If a video is already doing well, it then does
Speaker 2: become someone at TikTok's decision if they're going to let
Speaker 2: that trajectory happen, or if they're going to go, no,
Speaker 2: we don't like this, but it's going to kind of
Speaker 2: let it. They're going to let it die here, Like
Speaker 2: a video might hit half a million views and then
Speaker 2: someone at TikTok will be like, oh, she'd I better
Speaker 2: look into this. You know, that's fucking great. We'll boost
Speaker 2: that to a few more, or they go, nah, that's enough.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you do this. I'm making that
Speaker 2: up though, Like I'm completely talking out of my book
Speaker 2: right now. Yeah, I believed it. That's it's always through
Speaker 2: my theory.
Speaker 6: That's when you're most convincing when you're talking out if
Speaker 6: you want yeah, I don't know if you've done this.
Speaker 6: But I now go to TikTok when I need to
Speaker 6: watch something like I needed to learn, like I used
Speaker 6: to go to YouTube if I was buying something new,
Speaker 6: Like I wanted to look at the new Apple products
Speaker 6: that were dropped last year, So I went to TikTok
Speaker 6: and searched Apple events. Oh, it's all there and it's
Speaker 6: under a minute.
Speaker 2: It's heavy.
Speaker 3: That's that's the best part.
Speaker 2: I can't deal with YouTube anymore because they a lot
Speaker 2: of the YouTube is. Back in the day, the trick
Speaker 2: was the longer the video, the more ad space you get. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and so like they would really drag the videos the
Speaker 2: fuck out, and I'm like, I just want to know
Speaker 2: how to do a good MEFI bun. Why go for
Speaker 2: eleven minutes? Yeah, the actual explanation itself was thirty seconds.
Speaker 2: You know what else? Heirks me with those shit word
Speaker 2: economy in recipes. I wanted to make diet chea your
Speaker 2: pudding cups and I want to was how many bug
Speaker 2: and cheer puddings?
Speaker 6: How to do it? This one website, right, it was
Speaker 6: like Melinda Bakes. Sure, I'll give her a go. It
Speaker 6: seems like she'd know how to make.
Speaker 2: Chea your pudding. My perfect recipe for chee pudding. Scroll
Speaker 2: down the history of chea seeds. No, I don't think
Speaker 2: that's my grandmother's relationship with pudding. I don't know fucking
Speaker 2: ship lemons, maya lemons and a memoir. Bitch your mind.
Speaker 2: I know the ingredients, please.
Speaker 6: And I had to scroll six or seven scrolls to
Speaker 6: finally get the ingredients is only for it to be
Speaker 6: in the metric in the imperial units. Yeah, so then
Speaker 6: I had to go to another website, so.
Speaker 3: Waste of time.
Speaker 2: And with Dinnerly, you don't have that problem, Mitchell Kombs, I.
Speaker 6: Would be jumping on the Dinnerly trend too, so you
Speaker 6: might be using code Mitchell Chury very so beg your pardon, Mitch,
Speaker 6: Mitchell Chury, you're going to be working with Dinnery too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, God, you're jealous. In all honesty, they.
Speaker 6: Reached out to me and they said, we want someone
Speaker 6: who eats twice as much as Mitchell.
Speaker 2: So that's why. To be fair, Yeah, there was no
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna go Exactually it's not that interesting. I
Speaker 2: just realized that I'm talking about fucking influencing. No, no, no, we.
Speaker 6: Want to talk about real jobs like minus Yeah, bank
Speaker 6: workers and oil rig.
Speaker 2: And four drivers, post office delivery clowns.
Speaker 6: None of us do real job. You influence. I speak
Speaker 6: into a stick and talk about music and interview idiots.
Speaker 2: No one here, that's not true.
Speaker 6: And then Jenna writes articles that people will be dead
Speaker 6: in ten years reading it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like they have to. They have to close one
Speaker 2: eye because they're legally blind and the other to read
Speaker 2: their article.
Speaker 6: And Jennet, your articles aren't read light you think they are.
Speaker 6: The font is at ninety nine, so they read it
Speaker 6: vowel by vowel, consonant by consonant.
Speaker 2: And like they did not pass. You know how the
Speaker 2: old people have to redo their driving. Yes, yeah, like
Speaker 2: they're just reading your articles because they're on the baths.
Speaker 2: They didn't drive anymore. She put so many pictures in it.
Speaker 6: She wrote an article about the twenty year aniversary of
Speaker 6: Steve Ewan's death and it was three emoji's crocodile sad face.
Speaker 2: You know what they do for a bit of light
Speaker 2: reading on the bas is they print the articles at
Speaker 2: home and I take it with them because they're cheapen
Speaker 2: than buying the paper. Oh see, what are our jobs?
Speaker 5: True?
Speaker 6: Sam makes videos that get upload and only Bot's comment
Speaker 6: on Holy Boti, I really you need to think just
Speaker 6: into space. Helping me invest twelve million into is just
Speaker 6: interest me. Then why are you comment on Jackie Oh's getting.
Speaker 2: All those scammer comments too. It'll be in some cooked
Speaker 2: android looking font like, wow, it really works. I followed
Speaker 2: blah blah blah, and in three days, I'm like, what
Speaker 2: the fuck where this gum from?
Speaker 3: And like others that are like, don't look at my profile,
Speaker 3: I think you can't do that and all this.
Speaker 2: You know what I've noticed ever since I've started selling
Speaker 2: my my, my Sellout Award winning stand up tickets. Yes,
Speaker 2: if you post on Facebook anything with the caption tickets here,
Speaker 2: I'll get spanned with people commenting I bought tickets, but
Speaker 2: I'm selling them because I can't make it that night.
Speaker 2: Anyone DM me if you want to buy them, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, don't DM this piece of shit. It's just
Speaker 2: like I don't know. The bots search the word tickets
Speaker 2: and just comment that on everything. I got one today.
Speaker 6: If you're looking to grow your following end credibility, DM
Speaker 6: guan agent.
Speaker 2: Following and credibility. What the fuck? If you like, you've
Speaker 2: really disgraced yourself and your Instagram's ship week And now you.
Speaker 6: Know what I get that are reel And these aren't bots,
Speaker 6: but almost more annoying than the actual bots. That's not
Speaker 6: true is when I get up and coming artists send
Speaker 6: me their or their music. Oh yeah, and like I
Speaker 6: love you guys, but I don't have that kind of pool, Like,
Speaker 6: I'm not gonna I can't just put a random ukulele
Speaker 6: song on my show.
Speaker 3: It's not how it works your WSFM. Probably these young artists.
Speaker 2: But eventually someone would find out because I don't think
Speaker 2: the bosses are sitting at home. Actually, no, you're not
Speaker 2: on super Late anymore. I was going to say at
Speaker 2: eleven at night listening, like, let's make sure he's only
Speaker 2: playing the hits, Like I feel like you could let
Speaker 2: one flip through if you wanted to, but you probably
Speaker 2: don't want to know.
Speaker 6: I've had the most feedback about my show from the
Speaker 6: bosses in the last two months because my show has
Speaker 6: actually listened to. Now those people are the sun us up.
Speaker 6: People are in traffic. I had to record my show
Speaker 6: the other day and I was doing something and I
Speaker 6: was in the car at seven so many fucking cars
Speaker 6: on the road. I'm like, shit, this is when I'm on,
Speaker 6: this is my time slot. It felt good for a bit,
Speaker 6: then hit nine o'clock and everyone was at home.
Speaker 2: Well that's where my inner country kid comes out, because
Speaker 2: even at midnight, I'm like, God, it's busy. That's already
Speaker 2: car that even then when it's considered quiet, I'm like,
Speaker 2: too many people in the road can't get a part.
Speaker 6: There's so much parking drama going onto my house. You
Speaker 6: miss Hayden's birthday. He had a house party. You had
Speaker 6: COVID and Jenna had dermatitis. Telephone telethon. Sorry they're so
Speaker 6: close those were telethon?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, whereabouts on your body? Did you get
Speaker 2: the telethon?
Speaker 6: Where did you get the cream? Jenna's got misquoto by
Speaker 6: telephon itis? Yeah, anyway, we had a party in it's
Speaker 6: like a little terrace in the Inner West, and you
Speaker 6: guys couldn't come, So we had the back alley, which
Speaker 6: is like communal but oh my god, the back alley
Speaker 6: politics that I have created by throwing a party in
Speaker 6: our back alley way. We opened our back gate, put
Speaker 6: like a trestle table in there so people could play
Speaker 6: beer pong. But we also, oh, well, let's open the
Speaker 6: cake and the presents out there, so we like continued
Speaker 6: the party into.
Speaker 2: The alley way. Not long ago on this podcast, saying
Speaker 2: that you hate beer pong and like drinking games. No
Speaker 2: drinking games, I think I said don't like beer pong. Ah,
Speaker 2: that's fine. We were talking about like, yeah, kings come
Speaker 2: and the rules are never ever consistent. You've got to
Speaker 2: do a somersault white. Since when is that a rule? Yeah,
Speaker 2: dumb fish. Yeah. And we played in the backyard anyway.
Speaker 2: The next morning. Oh, we had some grumpy neighbors.
Speaker 6: Really, they parked my car in twice. Two neighbors parked me,
Speaker 6: which has never been done before.
Speaker 2: But it was. It was a clear act of defiance.
Speaker 2: Was it really on purpose? Yes, because it's never happened before.
Speaker 6: I parked there every night. I built ping pong balls
Speaker 6: all through the neighbors backyard. There was cake on the
Speaker 6: garage doors.
Speaker 2: Oh god, it went over the fence.
Speaker 6: No, we were in the alleyway. We were over the fence.
Speaker 6: The party had continued over the fence. So I broke
Speaker 6: neighborly rules, and I broke alleyway politics, and I partied
Speaker 6: in the communal alleyway.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know who sat im on here.
Speaker 2: Because if I had bloody ping pong balls and ship
Speaker 2: rocking up on my good lawn, wouldn't be happy. But
Speaker 2: I wouldn't park you in out of well, I wouldn't
Speaker 2: park you in out of Spie. I just bad mouth
Speaker 2: you're my award winning podcast. It's the back that's my age,
Speaker 2: it's the battle this it'll be on this podcast. That'll
Speaker 2: be my six sisters doing this podcast.
Speaker 6: I like that this is the awardning podcas. Anyway, it
Speaker 6: was a mess, so I had to complained. I gave
Speaker 6: two neighbors a bottle of prosecco on ither side to say, sorry.
Speaker 2: Was it better than the prosecca you bought for today?
Speaker 2: Because Jenna, Mitch and I both assumed that we'd want
Speaker 2: wine for this episode. We both went and bought it.
Speaker 2: Mitch is like, sorry running late, mat Damn Murphy is
Speaker 2: getting proceca, and I'm like, babe on it. If I
Speaker 2: wouldn't bring it, I got shit.
Speaker 6: Yellowtail Prosecco, great company run by a lovely man. But
Speaker 6: I was gonna say Yellowtawel that rings a bell, Yeah,
Speaker 6: young stuff. Didn't Yellowtawel refuse to sponsor the podcast.
Speaker 2: There was a conflict of interest. Nah, that was early
Speaker 2: days before we had millions of listeners like we Actually,
Speaker 2: that was before we'd beaten Ellen in terms of like,
Speaker 2: oh you listenership, yeah, yeah, just audience. Actually, one of
Speaker 2: the questions that came through was well, I think it
Speaker 2: was Steph. She said, would you ever do a meet
Speaker 2: up with Sydney idiots?
Speaker 6: Yeah, for sure, I think we should do maybe start
Speaker 6: talking about some some podcast live shows, if you guys
Speaker 6: would be interested.
Speaker 2: Act that was your idea. I thought maybe we should
Speaker 2: do something. My promoter thinks that we should do it.
Speaker 2: The guy that's organizing my comedy shows. He goes on,
Speaker 2: we should throw some podcast live shows in the mix.
Speaker 2: Would you be down? And I'm like, well I would,
Speaker 2: but the others are employed, so we'd have to figure
Speaker 2: that out. But hey, we're not against the idea. We
Speaker 2: could do a first Saturday Sunday.
Speaker 3: That would be so cool.
Speaker 2: We could do a matinee. Oh matinee's looks great, matinee
Speaker 2: and all the oldies. I'm a big old demographic. I
Speaker 2: don't know what's more tragic, doing a matinee or an
Speaker 2: evening withem like, because an evening with it is for
Speaker 2: losers too.
Speaker 6: Why don't we just start with ichim one night only
Speaker 6: I've always found so arrogant.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then it's like you can choose out of
Speaker 2: five different dates for the one night only. I know,
Speaker 2: it's so stupid. I'll perform for you, but only once
Speaker 2: every Saturday night for a year. I'm only doing one
Speaker 2: night only in Melbourne. So sorry about that, Taylor. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: babysitting some fucking kids instead, Like you're the only babysitter
Speaker 2: on earth. Taylor, you really waited an hour and a
Speaker 2: half to go, like I didn't give her note? Now,
Speaker 2: all right, well let's talk about the live shows potentially later.
Speaker 2: We have a telethon to plan for Talkback Tings Live,
Speaker 2: which will happen. I reckon one hundred and ten. That
Speaker 2: gives us ten weeks to plan it. I just think
Speaker 2: you can't call it a telethon that though. Now it'll
Speaker 2: be Talkback Tings Live. Yeah good, you're live on TikTok ive.
Speaker 2: Want all the other ones?
Speaker 6: Maybe the secret Facebook group if you're not part of it,
Speaker 6: by the way, endurant idiots on Facebook search it.
Speaker 2: And you're going to figure out how to similar cast
Speaker 2: and all of them are you. It'll be a telecast.
Speaker 2: I'm going to unite the networks. I got Sarah Harris
Speaker 2: in one corner. I got on ABC fight to there.
Speaker 6: Ye, all right, we need to go.
Speaker 2: I've got a lot to do. It's been a great
Speaker 2: one hundredth episode. Tell me you've got someone your brother
Speaker 2: be oh Jenna, no heart broken. I should also say
Speaker 2: big thank you to you to Mitchell for the one
Speaker 2: hundred episodes. It's been so much fun. Wouldn't rather be
Speaker 2: anywhere else once a week with you guys, even though
Speaker 2: you've got someone else to be right now? Yes? Well
Speaker 2: did I likewise? Yes? Fun and love you guys. Thank
Speaker 2: you for listening. I've already fucking smoke up your assholes.
Speaker 2: We love you and you know it. I can see
Speaker 2: you're getting a bit slurry too. Now. Yeah, I'm going
Speaker 2: to a radio show to do. I'm going to tell
Speaker 2: our health appointment. That's good, dear, Well, thank you for
Speaker 2: listening to episode one hundred and any ones that have
Speaker 2: come before that as well. Yep, whether you're new here
Speaker 2: or you've been here since day dot, we appreciate you today.
Speaker 2: We just hope this podcast made you feel one hundred
Speaker 2: percent better. Oh that's unachievable. I think I think it
Speaker 2: is achievable. You leave that to me. We hope if
Speaker 2: podcast made you feel at least two percent better today,
Speaker 2: that's all so we did do. Wow, that was a
Speaker 2: shocking on the one hundredth episode, we bid you farewell,
Speaker 2: had you we bid you adar, We thank you fairlywell,
Speaker 2: and we shall see you on the other side of
Speaker 2: the hill. Cut Whoru, I've winners in. I fucking see
Speaker 2: you wouldn't want to be chip Chiprah, goodbye, ruined it,
Speaker 2: Goodbye idiots. Thank you for one hundred lap I could
Speaker 2: kill a mosquito. Let's all that in step for artist
Speaker 2: has come from Jenna's throat. Come on, she snapped her spine.
Speaker 2: All right, thank you for listening. See you next week.
Speaker 2: Gira the Phoenix Day, Bye bye.
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