WEBVTT - MINI: Natural Conception

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Christian No Common Show podcast. In life,

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<v Speaker 1>I think there are things that are are kind of

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<v Speaker 1>natural form of contraception. My daughter turned eighteen, Ruby, one

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<v Speaker 1>of her friends, got a dream capture. And I don't

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<v Speaker 1>mean like one of those small little ones. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>a big ass or it's like three foot. It's big

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<v Speaker 1>and I can mega size pizza. And she was, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to put this on my bedroom when I leave.

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<v Speaker 1>And January got a university and I was about to go,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, that look all for I thought, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, now that'd be brilliant, because that will be

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't say this, but in my mind, that is

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<v Speaker 1>a natural contraceptive. Because if you see that and you're

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<v Speaker 1>a guy, you're going, do you know what rain check?

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<v Speaker 2>I've just remembered I left a load of washing.

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<v Speaker 1>On three foot DreamCatcher natural form of contraception. There are others.

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<v Speaker 1>Too many plants, too many plants in the bedroom are

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<v Speaker 1>the worse, too many dead plants. Something's gone on, the

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<v Speaker 1>energy's not right in there. What do we think of

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<v Speaker 1>the other natural contraceptive.

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<v Speaker 2>To one I had that I didn't even know at

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<v Speaker 2>the time was a natural contracept I was the chin

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<v Speaker 2>up bar in the doorway of my bedrooms.

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<v Speaker 3>With that, I don't mind a chin up bun.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I was a scrawny teenager who obviously wasn't newsy.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean said Jack to do think, well, okay, it

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<v Speaker 1>makes sense, you got it, But I guess how he

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<v Speaker 1>used to be. Now you are a jack guy. But

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<v Speaker 1>I mean years ago, it would have looked it would

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<v Speaker 1>have screamed off insecurity.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what willing suitor would have seen the bars and

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<v Speaker 2>willing this is Downtown Radio.

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<v Speaker 1>But I got Downtown FM. A winning suitor, someone I

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<v Speaker 1>brought back to the room.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have said, my skinny arms, then looked after

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<v Speaker 2>the bar and goes, well, he's.

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<v Speaker 1>Lot and it's not a great leny hanging this toweloaf

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff like that. One of these you want him?

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<v Speaker 1>We got him. You got a door, You got a

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<v Speaker 1>gym to bigger, harder and stronger with the all new

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<v Speaker 1>powerful Tower two hundred from Buddy by James Patsy. What

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<v Speaker 1>do you think is a natural contraceptive?

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<v Speaker 3>I went out with a guy once whipped back to

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<v Speaker 3>his place and in his bedroom in his wardrobe, he

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<v Speaker 3>had outfits of stormtroopers from Star Wars like several outfits

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<v Speaker 3>that he'd wear to conventions and stuff, and I thought,

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<v Speaker 3>I asked him about it, and he goes, yeah, with

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<v Speaker 3>them all the time to comic con and stuff, and

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<v Speaker 3>I thought, no, I'm tapping out.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not for me. Sorry, not a willing suitor, No,

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<v Speaker 1>coming down the big replacement to maps. Willing suitors are nine?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, give us a call. Then what do you

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<v Speaker 1>think of the extra other natural forms of contraceptive? Christian

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<v Speaker 1>Connell's show podcast So in one another this morning? Then

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<v Speaker 1>what do you think of the other natural contraceptives? Christian?

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<v Speaker 1>A guy I dated at a very large picture of

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<v Speaker 1>his mum on his bedside table. Subject tend him for

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<v Speaker 1>this email. By the way, willing suitors. It is from Denise.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe he's married now, but it must have taken

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<v Speaker 1>a few unwilling suitors to find the right lady. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a that's a red flag, isn't it. Let's go

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<v Speaker 1>to Anthony Coome morning, Anthony, good morning, all how are we? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>We're good mate? And what do you think is a

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<v Speaker 1>natural contraceptive? Porcelain goals with those eyes that look at you.

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<v Speaker 3>I went to a girl's house and she had about

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<v Speaker 3>fifteen of them on the counter and like they're dressing.

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<v Speaker 2>Table in the room, and I'm like, what the hell

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<v Speaker 2>is that. She's like, oh, they're my friends.

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<v Speaker 3>They're my dolls over my years, and she started naming

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<v Speaker 3>one was called Jemimah, and like, I'm just thinking play

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<v Speaker 3>school Jemima.

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<v Speaker 1>I't of like a blanket or towel over him, just

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm looking at me.

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<v Speaker 3>And they're like She's like, oh no, no, you can't

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<v Speaker 3>touch them their antiques, you know, they they're my friends.

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<v Speaker 1>And I just said, yeah, I'll catch a leader, Anthony,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you very much for call. Let's go to uh Tanya. Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>hey guy, I'm good Chania. What is it for you?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god?

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<v Speaker 1>I was playing this guy for a couple of months.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he said to me, Oh, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>take here somewhere really special.

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<v Speaker 1>And I thought, Graus, it's going to take me on

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<v Speaker 1>a picnic or to a beautiful restaurant.

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<v Speaker 3>But we drove and we pulled up this building and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm thinking, what is this And they went inside and

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<v Speaker 3>it was.

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<v Speaker 1>By snake sorry, it was a snake farm farmer. They

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<v Speaker 1>farmed there. While they were working there. They work in

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<v Speaker 1>the lands and they wanted to buy a snake. And

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<v Speaker 1>then he must have seen my face and he told

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<v Speaker 1>me not to be approved deal breaker. Did the relationship

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<v Speaker 1>carry on? No, all right, chiny, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>She cool. Okay, this is the Christian o'connells Show podcast