Speaker 1: It is the pick up around Australia with Britt, Laura
Speaker 1: and Mitch here thanks to Chemist Warehouse heading today Great
Speaker 1: savings every day. As we know, we're all Ozzie's.
Speaker 2: That.
Speaker 3: I don't know what else does Ozzie meat pie.
Speaker 1: These are like the aussieisms that we love and we're
Speaker 1: so used to. It's our way of life. I was
Speaker 1: scrolling through TikTok and I found the most funny video
Speaker 1: from an Italian woman who is born and raised in Italy.
Speaker 1: She came to live in Australia for a little bit
Speaker 1: and she's documented all the things that Ozzies do that
Speaker 1: she believes would send Italian people into a deep, deep
Speaker 1: coma her words.
Speaker 2: Because they'd be so offended.
Speaker 3: Culturally shocked.
Speaker 4: What's an example, what would we do that would possibly
Speaker 4: put the belief?
Speaker 3: So I've got the list.
Speaker 1: So these these are the aussieisms that would ruin an
Speaker 1: Italian like the fact that all Ossies wake up early.
Speaker 2: Look not all, but we do like like a you know,
Speaker 2: an early work walk, especially you on your.
Speaker 1: Hot girl, hot girl walk. I love waking up early,
Speaker 1: she says. Ozzies wake up so early. She said that
Speaker 1: when she walks home from her job, which ends at
Speaker 1: five am. She sees people running in groups. She said,
Speaker 1: do it in the evening like normal people.
Speaker 4: For God's Yeah, we're early rises. We have such a
Speaker 4: fit culture. That's why.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have beautiful beaches and we.
Speaker 2: Get watching a sun rise. I mean, except for sleeping.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do in the morning in Italy?
Speaker 1: Wake up and have an aaron chini ball and go
Speaker 1: find a goat.
Speaker 4: Most places aren't even open in the mornings in Italy.
Speaker 4: You can't just go up, you know how. We in
Speaker 4: Australia get up really early and go get a coffee.
Speaker 4: A lot of places aren't open yet they have because
Speaker 4: they have a sleep in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then they open it like midday. Ye when
Speaker 2: the day starts.
Speaker 3: White people don't get up arriving at midday. What about this?
Speaker 1: Everyone vapes, she says. Everyone in Australia is on the
Speaker 1: vapes and it is so unattractive. So much so she
Speaker 1: smoked cigarettes, which is very Italian, but now she's transitioned
Speaker 1: into vaping and she hates Australia for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think vaping is disgusting as well. Like
Speaker 2: Smoking's discussed, vapings disgusting. The reason why people vape here
Speaker 2: is because cigarettes are so expensive because of all the taxes.
Speaker 2: And then I think that people think that vaping is
Speaker 2: a healthy substitute, but it's just equally so.
Speaker 4: She's a smoker, So why is vaping gross when you smoke?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean I think, don't. I mean, she probably
Speaker 2: can't afford to continue smoking, like no one else in Australia,
Speaker 2: and so she had to make the transition too.
Speaker 1: Also, there's something just like magical about the picture of
Speaker 1: like smoking in Italy, but having a vape in Italy
Speaker 1: just doesn't hit the s.
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't like sitting over your pastor in Rome
Speaker 2: next to Colisseum and having a vase where they put.
Speaker 4: Up in their little scooter and they have a sexy
Speaker 4: Italian man gets off with his like vape.
Speaker 3: No, people don't wear shoes.
Speaker 1: She's disgusted at the fact that Ozzie's raw dog our
Speaker 1: little hot dogs like Laura Ba.
Speaker 2: I'm not even wearing shoes, Udio, Hey, wearing shoes.
Speaker 3: There doing a radio show barefoot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I always wear shoes out. I don't like
Speaker 4: people that walk around the shops.
Speaker 3: And go to shopping centers and things like that. But
Speaker 3: no shoes grow.
Speaker 2: It's very brazen to walk into a wall with no
Speaker 2: shoes on, like going in your pajamas. I think that
Speaker 2: that's another level of being Australia, all letting go of
Speaker 2: your life.
Speaker 3: I agree.
Speaker 1: She goes on that OSI's too nice and polite. The
Speaker 1: one thing that I think we do really well is
Speaker 1: nicknames that I don't think like Italy does. Like I
Speaker 1: think we give everyone like Maca and Mitchell, Mitchell and laws.
Speaker 2: We breathe everything as well, like Ambo, servo, very Australia.
Speaker 4: I will have conversations with my partner Ben, He's from Switzerland,
Speaker 4: and we shorten it. I'm just you know, I'm going
Speaker 4: to go down to the Servo, you know, everything short.
Speaker 4: He's like, what, hang on, I don't I actually understand
Speaker 4: what you're doing today.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I've gone to Servo the Sarvo. I don't
Speaker 3: that you.
Speaker 2: Guys have such a blossoming relationship even though the two
Speaker 2: of you don't understand each other at all.
Speaker 4: Well have you seen have you looked at him?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 4: I need to tell you what happened to me yesterday.
Speaker 3: Guys. It's a fertility update.
Speaker 4: I went into the clinic and I left in tears.
Speaker 4: I'm going to tell you why it's It's actually not
Speaker 4: why you.
Speaker 3: Think, oh yeah, good news.
Speaker 2: It's just sat like happy tears, sat tears.
Speaker 4: Anger tears, use tears, emotional, and there's a lot of tears.
Speaker 3: I'm full of hole mines.
Speaker 2: Guys, you don't even know what you're crying anymore.
Speaker 3: I don't know what I crying. Alright, we'll get to
Speaker 3: it next on the pick up.