WEBVTT - MINI! Europeans are confused by Australia 😂

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<v Speaker 1>It is the pick up around Australia with Britt, Laura

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<v Speaker 1>and Mitch here thanks to Chemist Warehouse heading today Great

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<v Speaker 1>savings every day. As we know, we're all Ozzie's.

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<v Speaker 2>That.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what else does Ozzie meat pie.

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<v Speaker 1>These are like the aussieisms that we love and we're

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<v Speaker 1>so used to. It's our way of life. I was

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<v Speaker 1>scrolling through TikTok and I found the most funny video

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<v Speaker 1>from an Italian woman who is born and raised in Italy.

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<v Speaker 1>She came to live in Australia for a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>and she's documented all the things that Ozzies do that

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<v Speaker 1>she believes would send Italian people into a deep, deep

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<v Speaker 1>coma her words.

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<v Speaker 2>Because they'd be so offended.

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<v Speaker 3>Culturally shocked.

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<v Speaker 4>What's an example, what would we do that would possibly

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<v Speaker 4>put the belief?

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<v Speaker 3>So I've got the list.

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<v Speaker 1>So these these are the aussieisms that would ruin an

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<v Speaker 1>Italian like the fact that all Ossies wake up early.

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<v Speaker 2>Look not all, but we do like like a you know,

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<v Speaker 2>an early work walk, especially you on your.

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<v Speaker 1>Hot girl, hot girl walk. I love waking up early,

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<v Speaker 1>she says. Ozzies wake up so early. She said that

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<v Speaker 1>when she walks home from her job, which ends at

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<v Speaker 1>five am. She sees people running in groups. She said,

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<v Speaker 1>do it in the evening like normal people.

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<v Speaker 4>For God's Yeah, we're early rises. We have such a

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<v Speaker 4>fit culture. That's why.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we have beautiful beaches and we.

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<v Speaker 2>Get watching a sun rise. I mean, except for sleeping.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you gonna do in the morning in Italy?

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<v Speaker 1>Wake up and have an aaron chini ball and go

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<v Speaker 1>find a goat.

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<v Speaker 4>Most places aren't even open in the mornings in Italy.

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<v Speaker 4>You can't just go up, you know how. We in

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<v Speaker 4>Australia get up really early and go get a coffee.

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<v Speaker 4>A lot of places aren't open yet they have because

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<v Speaker 4>they have a sleep in.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then they open it like midday. Ye when

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<v Speaker 2>the day starts.

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<v Speaker 3>White people don't get up arriving at midday. What about this?

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone vapes, she says. Everyone in Australia is on the

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<v Speaker 1>vapes and it is so unattractive. So much so she

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<v Speaker 1>smoked cigarettes, which is very Italian, but now she's transitioned

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<v Speaker 1>into vaping and she hates Australia for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I think vaping is disgusting as well. Like

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<v Speaker 2>Smoking's discussed, vapings disgusting. The reason why people vape here

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<v Speaker 2>is because cigarettes are so expensive because of all the taxes.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I think that people think that vaping is

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<v Speaker 2>a healthy substitute, but it's just equally so.

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<v Speaker 4>She's a smoker, So why is vaping gross when you smoke?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean I think, don't. I mean, she probably

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<v Speaker 2>can't afford to continue smoking, like no one else in Australia,

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<v Speaker 2>and so she had to make the transition too.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, there's something just like magical about the picture of

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<v Speaker 1>like smoking in Italy, but having a vape in Italy

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<v Speaker 1>just doesn't hit the s.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it doesn't like sitting over your pastor in Rome

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<v Speaker 2>next to Colisseum and having a vase where they put.

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<v Speaker 4>Up in their little scooter and they have a sexy

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<v Speaker 4>Italian man gets off with his like vape.

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<v Speaker 3>No, people don't wear shoes.

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<v Speaker 1>She's disgusted at the fact that Ozzie's raw dog our

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<v Speaker 1>little hot dogs like Laura Ba.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not even wearing shoes, Udio, Hey, wearing shoes.

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<v Speaker 3>There doing a radio show barefoot.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but I always wear shoes out. I don't like

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<v Speaker 4>people that walk around the shops.

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<v Speaker 3>And go to shopping centers and things like that. But

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<v Speaker 3>no shoes grow.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very brazen to walk into a wall with no

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<v Speaker 2>shoes on, like going in your pajamas. I think that

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<v Speaker 2>that's another level of being Australia, all letting go of

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<v Speaker 2>your life.

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<v Speaker 3>I agree.

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<v Speaker 1>She goes on that OSI's too nice and polite. The

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<v Speaker 1>one thing that I think we do really well is

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<v Speaker 1>nicknames that I don't think like Italy does. Like I

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<v Speaker 1>think we give everyone like Maca and Mitchell, Mitchell and laws.

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<v Speaker 2>We breathe everything as well, like Ambo, servo, very Australia.

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<v Speaker 4>I will have conversations with my partner Ben, He's from Switzerland,

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<v Speaker 4>and we shorten it. I'm just you know, I'm going

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<v Speaker 4>to go down to the Servo, you know, everything short.

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<v Speaker 4>He's like, what, hang on, I don't I actually understand

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<v Speaker 4>what you're doing today.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I've gone to Servo the Sarvo. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>that you.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys have such a blossoming relationship even though the two

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<v Speaker 2>of you don't understand each other at all.

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<v Speaker 4>Well have you seen have you looked at him?

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 4>I need to tell you what happened to me yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys. It's a fertility update.

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<v Speaker 4>I went into the clinic and I left in tears.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to tell you why it's It's actually not

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<v Speaker 4>why you.

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<v Speaker 3>Think, oh yeah, good news.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just sat like happy tears, sat tears.

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<v Speaker 4>Anger tears, use tears, emotional, and there's a lot of tears.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm full of hole mines.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys, you don't even know what you're crying anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what I crying. Alright, we'll get to

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<v Speaker 3>it next on the pick up.