WEBVTT - FULL: 58,813 unread emails 0:00:09.685 --> 0:00:10.805 I Heart podcasts. 0:00:10.845 --> 0:00:12.965 You can hear more Gold one I four point three 0:00:13.045 --> 0:00:17.005 podcast playlist and listen live on the free I Heart app. 0:00:18.165 --> 0:00:19.084 Got anything Dead? 0:00:19.725 --> 0:00:25.084 Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:26.845 --> 0:00:29.845 Good morning, Pats, Good morning, coome on in Rio, Good morning, 0:00:29.925 --> 0:00:32.845 Good morning Alex, Good morning. All right, So on a Tuesday, 0:00:32.925 --> 0:00:36.405 we ask you how was your Monday? How's your doing yesterday? 0:00:36.565 --> 0:00:39.364 And what you're saying? You're a Monday winner or loser? 0:00:40.045 --> 0:00:42.004 Text me let me know how is your day yesterday? 0:00:42.045 --> 0:00:44.805 Oh four seven five three one oh four three? 0:00:44.964 --> 0:00:46.084 Patsy, which way are you? 0:00:46.284 --> 0:00:46.485 Well? 0:00:46.525 --> 0:00:48.805 I'm a bit both ways because I think I'm a 0:00:48.845 --> 0:00:52.045 winner because ords goes finally back to school. 0:00:51.765 --> 0:00:52.725 For term four? 0:00:52.845 --> 0:00:53.885 Can you believe today? 0:00:54.645 --> 0:00:57.645 So there was the mad rush yesterday, which kind of 0:00:57.645 --> 0:00:59.404 makes me also a loser because as soon as I 0:00:59.445 --> 0:01:02.445 got home it was my money to do all this stuff. 0:01:02.485 --> 0:01:04.205 It's like, why could you not? I asked you at 0:01:04.245 --> 0:01:06.485 the weekend if you needed to do you know before. 0:01:06.725 --> 0:01:09.845 The uniform needs to be clean and so you got 0:01:09.845 --> 0:01:11.524 this form I'm supposed to tell you about. 0:01:11.725 --> 0:01:15.445 Yeah, and then the other thing, the school email and Pats. 0:01:15.085 --> 0:01:21.525 Stories I've spoken about that grown inside boy you've only 0:01:21.565 --> 0:01:25.165 been working in pats Is six weeks, seven half years 0:01:26.845 --> 0:01:33.165 nods into it, she's still talking. 0:01:33.445 --> 0:01:37.005 Yeah, every story is like a phillybuster. 0:01:39.205 --> 0:01:41.845 Got an email from the school yesterday like you just 0:01:41.965 --> 0:01:45.525 can't draw a breath. So we've got to pre purchase 0:01:45.565 --> 0:01:49.445 already her texts for next year, for year nine because 0:01:49.445 --> 0:01:51.805 the books start reading them before Christmas. 0:01:51.965 --> 0:01:53.725 So she's doing English and English Lit. 0:01:53.845 --> 0:01:56.965 She's doubling up and we've got to go online and 0:01:57.165 --> 0:01:58.165 get the texts. 0:01:58.205 --> 0:02:00.325 And she's like, I've still just got my head around 0:02:00.325 --> 0:02:01.405 you eight And. 0:02:01.365 --> 0:02:03.445 I said, no lot money for families, isn't it getting 0:02:03.485 --> 0:02:04.045 those books? 0:02:04.125 --> 0:02:04.805 So much money? 0:02:04.805 --> 0:02:07.125 And we've just walked out for uniforms because you know, 0:02:07.205 --> 0:02:10.805 she's shot up about a foot, so nothing. 0:02:10.605 --> 0:02:12.244 And does your school to the thing where you can 0:02:12.525 --> 0:02:13.685 sell the school. 0:02:14.365 --> 0:02:16.685 We've got schools to that. 0:02:16.605 --> 0:02:20.204 That's a bit like Facebook market place though getting no. 0:02:20.365 --> 0:02:21.845 I used to have to wear the second there was 0:02:21.885 --> 0:02:24.645 a uniform shop and there was the second uniform. 0:02:24.365 --> 0:02:25.805 Second. 0:02:26.645 --> 0:02:32.885 Only one at my school in seconds. Awful, just to 0:02:32.925 --> 0:02:34.885 shame my family. My mom and dad worked really hard, 0:02:35.045 --> 0:02:37.644 but it was seconds and kids just know, Yeah, there's 0:02:37.685 --> 0:02:42.685 a whiff about my brothers shirts from like the fifties. 0:02:43.685 --> 0:02:44.165 Colored. 0:02:44.445 --> 0:02:47.765 Yeah, it's just like the collars haven't been in for 0:02:47.805 --> 0:02:48.805 about three decades. 0:02:48.845 --> 0:02:51.365 The old name written in Marcus. Yes, it's your name, 0:02:51.405 --> 0:02:52.285 isn't Mark Ansony. 0:02:54.685 --> 0:02:55.325 Yeah, you're right. 0:02:55.365 --> 0:02:57.365 It's a lot of It's a lot of outlay, and 0:02:57.405 --> 0:02:59.325 then the whole book is still come in a couple 0:02:59.325 --> 0:02:59.924 of weeks. 0:03:00.325 --> 0:03:02.125 You know, it's I don't know where the he is gone. 0:03:02.165 --> 0:03:05.165 I know I get the more firm eBay. Yeah. 0:03:05.885 --> 0:03:07.445 I buy a lot of second hand books now and 0:03:07.445 --> 0:03:08.965 that because you know, I read like I'm I'm starting 0:03:09.005 --> 0:03:10.005 to get some off eBay. 0:03:10.365 --> 0:03:12.405 No, but the schools get very fussy. It has to 0:03:12.445 --> 0:03:15.165 be the latest dish. I can't even sell last year's 0:03:15.245 --> 0:03:18.204 Year seven maths textbook because it's already. 0:03:17.885 --> 0:03:20.565 Bring it on tomorrow, bringing tomorrow. There be someone my 0:03:20.645 --> 0:03:21.005 dad that. 0:03:21.045 --> 0:03:24.485 Needs that advertised, like you know, put it up on 0:03:24.565 --> 0:03:26.925 the They call it sustainable school shop. 0:03:26.965 --> 0:03:28.325 It's brilliant and all. 0:03:28.205 --> 0:03:30.565 The schools can it's a great idea. 0:03:30.685 --> 0:03:33.645 Yeah, and there's textbooks, there's uniforms, all sorts of stuff. 0:03:33.965 --> 0:03:36.245 Can't sell it for level money, can't give it away 0:03:36.485 --> 0:03:38.405 because the schools say, no, you've got to have the 0:03:38.445 --> 0:03:39.325 latest editions. 0:03:39.405 --> 0:03:41.485 Which is so much the cost of little pressure on 0:03:41.925 --> 0:03:44.045 us because the books cost so much money. 0:03:44.165 --> 0:03:45.885 Yes, well this is like a ninety dollars. 0:03:47.125 --> 0:03:51.565 Don't even want to read the bloody thing. After they've 0:03:51.645 --> 0:03:53.965 so called reddit, which they haven't. They skimmed through it 0:03:54.045 --> 0:03:57.485 or whatever. You're left with this great, big, dusty old Joe. 0:04:00.325 --> 0:04:00.765 Page turn. 0:04:00.845 --> 0:04:05.165 I'm going to read over Christmas in summer. Double thumbs up. 0:04:05.605 --> 0:04:07.205 You know, maths advance. 0:04:07.685 --> 0:04:08.165 It's great. 0:04:08.205 --> 0:04:11.565 This now I put looks unused because I'm not sure 0:04:11.605 --> 0:04:12.205 she has. 0:04:14.245 --> 0:04:17.364 I'm in boxed as new condition. 0:04:17.844 --> 0:04:22.325 Well well done, Patsy The Christian o'connall Show podcast. 0:04:22.885 --> 0:04:25.205 Good morning, it's a Christian O'Connell's show on gold. 0:04:25.604 --> 0:04:25.925 Let me know. 0:04:25.964 --> 0:04:28.364 How is your day yesterday? How's your Monday? Your Monday? 0:04:28.364 --> 0:04:29.645 Winner or loser? Uh? 0:04:29.844 --> 0:04:30.844 Send me your message? 0:04:31.085 --> 0:04:34.325 Four seventy five three one oh four three Alex Cullen, 0:04:34.364 --> 0:04:35.565 how was your day yesterday? 0:04:35.645 --> 0:04:37.045 Good one? Thank you? Yeah you. 0:04:37.164 --> 0:04:39.924 We're at the cafe and I love pins. There's something 0:04:39.964 --> 0:04:42.605 special about pins, and I found one. I saw one 0:04:42.604 --> 0:04:44.964 on the ground at the cafe and I thought, oh 0:04:45.245 --> 0:04:46.085 what do I do with this pen? 0:04:46.205 --> 0:04:47.485 Do I keep it? What kind of pan? 0:04:47.565 --> 0:04:47.605 Is? 0:04:47.565 --> 0:04:47.605 Is? 0:04:47.804 --> 0:04:48.645 Silver? It? Was. 0:04:48.724 --> 0:04:52.404 It was a gold It was a Uni Uni ball 0:04:52.604 --> 0:04:57.484 eye made by the Mitsubishi company. I'm talking a good pin. Yeah, 0:04:57.565 --> 0:05:00.084 it's it's like it's waterproof, fade proof. 0:05:00.245 --> 0:05:02.685 I am also a mega pen note as you know, 0:05:02.804 --> 0:05:04.964 they are about at least four or five pens on 0:05:05.005 --> 0:05:07.964 me right now now there are I've got different colored ones. 0:05:08.085 --> 0:05:10.964 I U in so many items of clothing with leaking pens. 0:05:11.364 --> 0:05:13.925 They go in the wash. I'm obsessed with pens. 0:05:14.044 --> 0:05:16.125 Oh wow, what two interesting fellows. 0:05:17.164 --> 0:05:20.164 Let's getting into it pen talk such. 0:05:20.325 --> 0:05:24.044 You know what, I got pens engraved for my best 0:05:24.085 --> 0:05:26.724 man and my lovely party. 0:05:26.804 --> 0:05:29.485 Yeah, for my wedding, and you know, I had the 0:05:30.044 --> 0:05:30.724 date of the wedding. 0:05:30.765 --> 0:05:35.205 And and I have an accountant whose dad collects pens, 0:05:35.284 --> 0:05:38.365 so he has got the shrine of pens in the 0:05:38.404 --> 0:05:40.125 office in Sydney. 0:05:40.445 --> 0:05:41.125 It's amazing. 0:05:41.364 --> 0:05:42.925 We've got to We've got to do a phone into 0:05:42.924 --> 0:05:45.605 there about what do you collect? Yes, you know we've 0:05:45.645 --> 0:05:48.485 heard about people that collect stamps and memorabilia and things 0:05:48.525 --> 0:05:50.804 like that, but what else do people collect? 0:05:50.885 --> 0:05:53.244 I've never known. There's probably a name for someone who 0:05:53.245 --> 0:05:55.964 collects pens. There probably is, And none of the. 0:05:56.005 --> 0:05:59.445 So called producers looking to find out that information. 0:05:59.604 --> 0:06:04.644 Then like, looking around, I think we've done enough on pins. 0:06:04.924 --> 0:06:09.284 I guarantee there's people listening right now and they've only 0:06:09.325 --> 0:06:10.164 just touched the iceberg. 0:06:11.484 --> 0:06:13.164 So I've kept this pin. And I was like, do 0:06:13.205 --> 0:06:15.205 I give it back to the cafe? Does it belong 0:06:15.245 --> 0:06:17.484 to someone at the cafe? Did someone drop it? Should 0:06:17.484 --> 0:06:18.565 I leave it here for them? 0:06:18.565 --> 0:06:20.244 But I do the thing first of all, where you 0:06:20.284 --> 0:06:23.844 look around someone's pen? I did. I did, and there 0:06:24.085 --> 0:06:24.925 there was no one else around. 0:06:25.005 --> 0:06:26.645 There was a couple sort of sitting over near the 0:06:26.645 --> 0:06:29.645 counter at the cafe, but no one in the near vicinity. 0:06:29.964 --> 0:06:31.925 So I thought, hang on, I'm a winter for this. 0:06:33.645 --> 0:06:35.605 So have you got the pen? I do have the pin. 0:06:35.885 --> 0:06:37.205 I took a photo of it. I didn't bring it 0:06:37.205 --> 0:06:38.645 in today, but I've got a photo of it. And 0:06:38.685 --> 0:06:40.725 it's like it's a really good one. Bonnie was using 0:06:40.765 --> 0:06:42.765 it yesterday and I got quite paved about it. See 0:06:42.885 --> 0:06:43.885 that's funny. That's the thing. 0:06:43.924 --> 0:06:46.044 You got to hang on sheer good pens, because yeah, 0:06:46.085 --> 0:06:48.964 otherwise my family will still the good ones, yes. 0:06:49.125 --> 0:06:51.244 Or I'll lose it. I've lost so many great pens 0:06:51.245 --> 0:06:53.805 over the years. I wonder where they are but. 0:06:54.085 --> 0:06:57.325 I've even got a pen and a notepad that's waterproofs 0:06:57.325 --> 0:07:04.565 that I have in the shower. James Bond Radio is 0:07:04.645 --> 0:07:09.365 James Bond. I have ideas in the shower. Wait three 0:07:09.445 --> 0:07:11.765 or four minutes, I'll lose it. I'll write it up there. 0:07:11.965 --> 0:07:15.645 It sticks on the wall, and the paper. 0:07:15.445 --> 0:07:16.285 Sticks on the walls. 0:07:16.725 --> 0:07:20.525 Naked naked idea. 0:07:20.804 --> 0:07:22.884 Ya there we go. Oh God. 0:07:23.125 --> 0:07:24.965 And we don't use them much anymore. We don't use 0:07:24.965 --> 0:07:26.525 them as much as we used to. That's why I 0:07:26.565 --> 0:07:28.325 love them so much. And you can write stuff down. 0:07:28.364 --> 0:07:30.525 You can write letters. Letters are very special to people. 0:07:30.565 --> 0:07:32.805 We know what you can use pens for. I know 0:07:34.205 --> 0:07:35.244 we're typing all the time. 0:07:36.045 --> 0:07:39.804 I'm interested. Tell me this. What's your favorite go to pen? 0:07:40.525 --> 0:07:41.885 Fountain? Definitely a fountain. 0:07:42.125 --> 0:07:44.445 Oh wow, is that the one where you dip it? 0:07:44.845 --> 0:07:47.045 No, that's the old that's the old ancient way. 0:07:47.125 --> 0:07:49.124 Now you get these, you can get these very affordable 0:07:49.205 --> 0:07:51.804 lammie pens. I've got a couple of Fountain Lambi pins 0:07:51.845 --> 0:07:53.245 you get for like twenty or thirty dollars. 0:07:53.245 --> 0:07:55.925 They're great, they're so good. But I always feel. 0:07:55.765 --> 0:07:58.205 That you need to be writing something significant when you 0:07:58.285 --> 0:08:00.965 use one of those fountain pens because it looks really 0:08:01.085 --> 0:08:05.045 fancy and then suddenly start writing. You're actually going to 0:08:05.085 --> 0:08:06.845 write that's significant. 0:08:06.485 --> 0:08:08.165 And it feels great to write with it. 0:08:08.165 --> 0:08:11.885 It's it's so smoothlows. 0:08:13.525 --> 0:08:14.684 Alex's going on. 0:08:14.925 --> 0:08:17.285 Can I just give you a recommendation? You'll never go back. 0:08:17.325 --> 0:08:20.125 I started using a new pen. By the way, it's 0:08:20.285 --> 0:08:25.125 a what is this one? It's a Pilot one mil unible. 0:08:25.765 --> 0:08:32.285 This super Yeah, it's super common, but so good. You 0:08:32.325 --> 0:08:35.525 go on like Amazon. It's got like five thousand and 0:08:35.565 --> 0:08:36.405 five star. 0:08:36.285 --> 0:08:43.885 Reviews, rave about great pen. I cannot recommend it enough, Alex. 0:08:44.204 --> 0:08:47.844 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:08:47.605 --> 0:08:49.925 Christian, I think a pen collector is called a pennefil 0:08:50.885 --> 0:08:53.564 one hundred percent is not called that. It's a styler feel, 0:08:53.645 --> 0:08:59.925 I think from the French word stylers for pen producer Kaitlyn. 0:08:59.965 --> 0:09:02.564 Could you pop into studio just a second. Thank you, 0:09:05.125 --> 0:09:07.805 Thanks mate. How's it go? Could you take this into 0:09:07.845 --> 0:09:11.125 Alex cunning Alex, I found a spare pen, the one 0:09:11.165 --> 0:09:12.724 that I use, the pen. 0:09:12.684 --> 0:09:15.565 Tew liquid, jellink one meal. 0:09:15.765 --> 0:09:18.045 I've actually had messages people know what is the pen 0:09:18.084 --> 0:09:20.085 you're using at the moment? That is my every day 0:09:21.045 --> 0:09:23.204 You just see what happens those news stories today. I 0:09:23.285 --> 0:09:25.765 think we're going to get a little bit more thumb 0:09:25.804 --> 0:09:28.365 and pop in the stories because of that pen there 0:09:28.564 --> 0:09:29.684 inches GUIDs. 0:09:30.245 --> 0:09:31.925 You even got a grip on it, Yeah it has, 0:09:31.925 --> 0:09:34.604 it's got a lovely soft grip action. But you're the. 0:09:34.564 --> 0:09:35.805 Worst handwriting of anyone. 0:09:35.925 --> 0:09:38.245 But I've ever met who needs to see my handwriting? 0:09:38.845 --> 0:09:42.845 Me twenty is radio handwriting works for me. People always 0:09:42.885 --> 0:09:45.245 judge other people's handwriting. People like you that've got like 0:09:45.245 --> 0:09:48.604 a pen license. I suddenly think it's the mark of. 0:09:48.564 --> 0:09:51.085 Someone how they write. Have you written any books? 0:09:51.285 --> 0:09:52.125 I haven't written. 0:09:51.925 --> 0:09:56.165 Anybody piped down my friends. Your handwriting doesn't matter. 0:09:56.324 --> 0:09:56.844 My handwrite. 0:09:56.845 --> 0:09:59.285 I still have the handwriting of like a year three kid. 0:09:59.285 --> 0:10:00.165 Like people think that the. 0:10:00.245 --> 0:10:01.045 Child has written. 0:10:01.525 --> 0:10:03.965 Now you would be able to pat writing Patsy yours 0:10:04.084 --> 0:10:06.484 is very very prim and proper. 0:10:06.684 --> 0:10:10.445 It is right beautiful being told I've school teacher writing. 0:10:10.765 --> 0:10:12.645 Do you know what you can actually change money? On 0:10:12.684 --> 0:10:16.885 air tasker? Writing cards and letters to people? Because most 0:10:16.885 --> 0:10:19.245 people writing out letters and cards is hard work. You make, 0:10:20.005 --> 0:10:22.085 you make spelling mistakes. You've got to start again. I 0:10:22.204 --> 0:10:25.324 now buy two birthday cards sometimes because I'm not I'm 0:10:25.324 --> 0:10:26.485 going to screw up this first one. 0:10:26.684 --> 0:10:31.645 You get like nine way through it, They're like, I 0:10:31.684 --> 0:10:35.005 can't know too correct, I haven't spaced this out. No, yeah, 0:10:35.005 --> 0:10:36.885 and then the handwrit needs to get smaller. 0:10:39.485 --> 0:10:43.324 But actually with your thing, i'd hire you, Patsy, Yes, 0:10:44.925 --> 0:10:45.804 oh my god. 0:10:49.444 --> 0:10:53.405 Birthday card five hundred. If you tell me makes rates 0:10:53.444 --> 0:10:54.045 five hundred. 0:10:54.324 --> 0:10:55.805 Tell me what you want written it. But if I 0:10:55.804 --> 0:10:57.045 have to come up with it, I. 0:10:57.005 --> 0:10:58.285 Tell you what I need at the moment is an 0:10:58.285 --> 0:11:02.084 apology card to my wife. I am such a Monday loser. 0:11:02.444 --> 0:11:04.645 So is my wife. So is our house, so is 0:11:04.684 --> 0:11:07.605 our family, so is our front room. I did a 0:11:07.605 --> 0:11:10.844 thing yesterday would good intentions, but sometimes in life there 0:11:10.925 --> 0:11:12.005 is a big difference. 0:11:11.684 --> 0:11:16.045 Between intention and impact. That's my story of yesterday. 0:11:16.324 --> 0:11:18.324 My wife has had been mumbling over the weekend about 0:11:18.365 --> 0:11:21.125 God damn it, Chris, this rug rug? Does it look 0:11:21.165 --> 0:11:22.804 filthy to you? And it was like a gray rug, 0:11:22.845 --> 0:11:25.245 so I can't really see it. But I sometimes think 0:11:25.324 --> 0:11:29.165 that a man's eyes men's eyes DNA wise, I think 0:11:29.204 --> 0:11:32.485 don't see in exact great detail that women's eyes do. 0:11:32.645 --> 0:11:34.564 Agree the amount of time I go, I can't find 0:11:34.564 --> 0:11:36.244 something in the fridge, and I go, where the hell 0:11:36.324 --> 0:11:38.845 is the mayonnaise? And it's just in front of me 0:11:38.925 --> 0:11:40.045 to slightly the left. 0:11:40.324 --> 0:11:40.965 Have you had a boy? 0:11:41.005 --> 0:11:41.165 Look? 0:11:41.285 --> 0:11:41.564 Wow? 0:11:41.725 --> 0:11:43.285 I just didn't. I didn't see that. 0:11:43.324 --> 0:11:45.484 You know, amazing those ork eyes you've got, so I 0:11:45.885 --> 0:11:48.925 couldn't notice that this gray rug is apparently looking a 0:11:48.965 --> 0:11:51.484 bit lack lust year. So I came home, you said, 0:11:51.485 --> 0:11:52.765 I thought, you know what, I'm going to surprise my wife. 0:11:52.804 --> 0:11:54.925 I'm going to clean this bloody rug. You know when 0:11:54.965 --> 0:11:56.765 you start something up. Why did I even bother with this? 0:11:57.204 --> 0:11:59.724 First of all, this rug is about four meters by 0:11:59.765 --> 0:12:02.405 four meters, there's a perfect square. I have to move 0:12:02.564 --> 0:12:05.765 the couch right, the L shaped couch off it by myself, right, 0:12:05.885 --> 0:12:08.045 That's hard work. Then I have to drag it outside 0:12:08.324 --> 0:12:08.885 to the deck. 0:12:08.925 --> 0:12:09.084 Era. 0:12:09.324 --> 0:12:11.925 I thought I'll clean it somehow, So again you try. 0:12:12.005 --> 0:12:14.645 It's had very heavy chain milk. 0:12:14.965 --> 0:12:18.124 Ye, It's like, I'm not how how? How? How do 0:12:18.204 --> 0:12:18.925 you actually moved? 0:12:19.485 --> 0:12:21.525 So they're not meant to be moved. 0:12:21.564 --> 0:12:23.844 So it took at least forty five minutes to get 0:12:23.845 --> 0:12:26.285 it ounce the back deck. And then think, I'll draper 0:12:26.405 --> 0:12:29.085 over the table we've got out there so I can 0:12:29.324 --> 0:12:32.125 beat it with a brewing clean it. Okay, so even 0:12:32.125 --> 0:12:33.804 that's like I could work out. I didn't bother go 0:12:33.845 --> 0:12:34.285 into the gym. 0:12:34.365 --> 0:12:35.005 I was like the court. 0:12:35.084 --> 0:12:37.525 The muscle's being burnt here. Joe Rogan needs to get 0:12:37.605 --> 0:12:39.684 rugs in his gym. So I get it all on. 0:12:39.845 --> 0:12:42.045 I get a broom, start whacking it again. Dust is 0:12:42.084 --> 0:12:44.645 coming off, and I thought, do you know what She's right? 0:12:44.684 --> 0:12:47.045 This is a dirty ass rug I know I do. 0:12:47.165 --> 0:12:50.885 I'll get the garden hose out, put some put since 0:12:50.925 --> 0:12:56.965 to me it's ruined it. It's world pats and again 0:12:57.045 --> 0:12:58.885 my eyes. I didn't see it as wood. Do you 0:12:58.965 --> 0:13:00.765 know what fabric? I saw it as ruggy. 0:13:01.084 --> 0:13:01.285 Yeah. 0:13:01.564 --> 0:13:04.245 Actually I would have no idea what fabric any right? 0:13:04.925 --> 0:13:07.045 I killed ruggy? 0:13:07.444 --> 0:13:08.205 Wait? So what has it? 0:13:08.204 --> 0:13:08.324 What? 0:13:08.405 --> 0:13:10.444 I put morning Fresh like all over it, you know, 0:13:10.485 --> 0:13:12.965 like just wash a liquid all over it, right, and 0:13:13.005 --> 0:13:15.205 then starting to get the hose out straight away it's 0:13:15.245 --> 0:13:19.125 like bubbling up and I'm like, oh, oh my god, 0:13:19.204 --> 0:13:21.324 I'm looking at my watch going she's backing back to it. 0:13:21.684 --> 0:13:24.085 Oh god, it's like going all over the wooden deck, 0:13:24.725 --> 0:13:28.444 soapy tael tale SuDS. This thing just doesn't look right. 0:13:28.564 --> 0:13:30.645 Immediately I can hear the rug almost. 0:13:30.365 --> 0:13:35.604 Going a rug killer, rug killer? Ruggie is dead. 0:13:35.804 --> 0:13:37.325 And so what what are you going to do with 0:13:37.324 --> 0:13:39.205 a massive four by four meter rug? 0:13:39.245 --> 0:13:40.845 Now, well, do you know his problem? 0:13:40.845 --> 0:13:44.165 That is mine? My life, says, we can't. This is 0:13:44.204 --> 0:13:45.165 never going to be the same again. 0:13:45.245 --> 0:13:45.925 You need to deal with. 0:13:45.885 --> 0:13:47.804 This, and you can't sell it. No one's gonna buy. 0:13:47.965 --> 0:13:48.645 It's gonna buy that. 0:13:48.845 --> 0:13:49.964 I could put a marketplace. 0:13:51.485 --> 0:13:53.005 You wouldn't even get that away for free. 0:13:53.084 --> 0:13:55.445 No, once it's tried out, the thing is even the 0:13:55.485 --> 0:13:57.725 smoking right. I let the dog out right half four 0:13:58.045 --> 0:14:01.125 That rug is still soaking wet. Yes, I don't think 0:14:01.165 --> 0:14:04.045 it's going to be dry in twenty twenty five. This 0:14:04.204 --> 0:14:06.325 is a problem for next year. I'm gonna try and 0:14:06.324 --> 0:14:10.885 sell it a marketplace. Slightly disheveled, real clean, ugly ass rug. 0:14:11.525 --> 0:14:15.485 The Christian O'Connell show podcast, speaking. 0:14:15.204 --> 0:14:18.245 Of someone here in the office yesterday, and I was 0:14:18.285 --> 0:14:22.725 looking at how refreshingly slim their email inbox was, and 0:14:22.765 --> 0:14:26.205 I said, bloody hell, mine only looked like that the 0:14:26.325 --> 0:14:28.605 day I got email twenty odd years ago. 0:14:29.085 --> 0:14:31.325 And I said, how many emails you go? As you go? 0:14:31.805 --> 0:14:34.885 I keep my inbox every day to sub ten. 0:14:35.085 --> 0:14:36.884 What, No, that's not possible. 0:14:37.085 --> 0:14:39.965 Yeah, wow, said he really really likes to stay on 0:14:39.965 --> 0:14:43.205 top of his inbox. And then I just looked at mine. 0:14:44.165 --> 0:14:49.244 My work inbox is fifty eight thousand, eight hundred and thirteen. Wait, 0:14:49.365 --> 0:14:51.565 you get a load of my home private email one 0:14:51.685 --> 0:14:54.805 hundred and twenty seven thousand, three hundred and seventeen. 0:14:54.845 --> 0:14:56.005 Who is it still going? 0:14:56.285 --> 0:15:00.485 It's going strong, Pats, always incoming stuff every day. I 0:15:00.605 --> 0:15:02.765 now going to issue a challenge this week because anyone 0:15:02.805 --> 0:15:06.205 got a bigger inbox than mine? So home it's one 0:15:06.325 --> 0:15:09.445 hundred and twenty seven thousand, three, one hundred and seventy. 0:15:09.885 --> 0:15:11.045 That's just right now. You don't. 0:15:11.045 --> 0:15:12.285 By the end of the day, there's going to be more. 0:15:12.605 --> 0:15:15.365 The one fifty eighty eight hundred and thirteen. 0:15:15.485 --> 0:15:16.205 That's chaos. 0:15:16.325 --> 0:15:16.484 Mark. 0:15:16.565 --> 0:15:19.725 I've got seven hundred for my home one and seven 0:15:19.885 --> 0:15:23.405 thousand for my work one point surprise, partly, what's yours? 0:15:23.445 --> 0:15:26.925 My work is nine thousand, seven hundred and twelve and 0:15:27.045 --> 0:15:29.085 my Gmail is two one. 0:15:29.045 --> 0:15:30.405 Five three two. 0:15:30.485 --> 0:15:33.525 Oh, that's a lot too for it for personal Alex L. Shaws, 0:15:33.605 --> 0:15:35.685 I'm just looking. I stay right on top of mine. 0:15:35.805 --> 0:15:39.085 I go through them, and I'll go deleting them at 0:15:39.325 --> 0:15:42.165 random at will, like, I just really hate having too many. 0:15:42.405 --> 0:15:45.125 So I've only got about two hundred and ten in 0:15:45.205 --> 0:15:48.125 my seven to one. I've been there what three weeks 0:15:48.165 --> 0:15:50.125 nown seven? I think I've got about three hundred in there, 0:15:50.965 --> 0:15:52.565 and I'm just trying to find my pay. 0:15:52.645 --> 0:15:54.525 Does that mainly like spam once from a lot of 0:15:54.525 --> 0:15:55.205 the presenters. 0:15:55.565 --> 0:15:59.085 Yes, I'm coming swimming this weekend, anyone and come with me. 0:16:00.085 --> 0:16:05.645 I'll have all I'll have a lat Thanks. Who's just 0:16:05.765 --> 0:16:08.445 falling in my parking spots to hitch? 0:16:10.765 --> 0:16:12.525 I've got to get rid of my name on so 0:16:12.605 --> 0:16:17.565 many of the lists because I get everything seven. 0:16:18.525 --> 0:16:21.485 You should have to like send a thing asking for 0:16:21.525 --> 0:16:24.605 your permission to be included on another round email? Yes, 0:16:24.645 --> 0:16:26.965 because a lot of them. Actually you look at them 0:16:27.045 --> 0:16:28.725 and you this isn't relevant to me. 0:16:28.925 --> 0:16:29.805 No, not in any way. 0:16:29.885 --> 0:16:32.125 I'm not needed on this. So it's been called into 0:16:32.125 --> 0:16:33.805 a meeting that you're not needed for. 0:16:33.765 --> 0:16:35.365 And you can't get it out, especially if it's a 0:16:35.405 --> 0:16:38.885 reply all chain, and then everyone's there's no escape. 0:16:38.885 --> 0:16:39.765 How do you opt out? 0:16:39.885 --> 0:16:43.325 The worst email is the one where they go sorry 0:16:43.445 --> 0:16:47.285 this time with attachment. I always just want to kick 0:16:47.325 --> 0:16:50.165 that one. Just check the damn thing before you send 0:16:50.205 --> 0:16:53.005 it to me. All right, let's play the week's what 0:16:53.165 --> 0:16:53.525 see you in? 0:16:53.565 --> 0:16:53.965 My friend? 0:16:54.245 --> 0:16:58.085 Do you know what they released? Free Willie? Was it 0:16:58.205 --> 0:17:01.965 eighty nine or nine three? Or when? Did I don't record? 0:17:02.045 --> 0:17:02.245 Life? 0:17:02.325 --> 0:17:05.685 Four brands? I'm not very good with taste. Does anybody 0:17:05.965 --> 0:17:07.565 they know? What's the year? 0:17:07.645 --> 0:17:07.965 Again? 0:17:08.725 --> 0:17:12.805 The year? My friend? TV shows songs, albums, movies? 0:17:13.765 --> 0:17:16.045 The teen tron work out? What was the year it 0:17:16.085 --> 0:17:19.525 was released? I saw yesterday. You must have loved the 0:17:19.525 --> 0:17:22.685 Gilmore Girls, Pats my wife and my daughters. 0:17:22.685 --> 0:17:23.445 That was their show. 0:17:23.845 --> 0:17:25.725 They watched the old ones and then they brought it 0:17:25.845 --> 0:17:28.245 back and it's given them. It's like there, it's like 0:17:28.285 --> 0:17:30.845 their thing. Are real bonding from the Gilmore Girls? Twenty 0:17:30.845 --> 0:17:33.405 five years old? Patsy, I know a couple yesterday I 0:17:33.485 --> 0:17:34.805