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Speaker 3: Got anything Dead?

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Speaker 4: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Good morning, Pats, Good morning, coome on in Rio, Good morning,

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Speaker 2: Good morning Alex, Good morning. All right, So on a Tuesday,

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Speaker 2: we ask you how was your Monday? How's your doing yesterday?

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Speaker 2: And what you're saying? You're a Monday winner or loser?

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Speaker 2: Text me let me know how is your day yesterday?

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Speaker 2: Oh four seven five three one oh four three?

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Speaker 1: Patsy, which way are you?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 6: I'm a bit both ways because I think I'm a

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Speaker 6: winner because ords goes finally back to school.

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Speaker 5: For term four?

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Speaker 7: Can you believe today?

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Speaker 6: So there was the mad rush yesterday, which kind of

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Speaker 6: makes me also a loser because as soon as I

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Speaker 6: got home it was my money to do all this stuff.

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Speaker 7: It's like, why could you not? I asked you at

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Speaker 7: the weekend if you needed to do you know before.

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Speaker 2: The uniform needs to be clean and so you got

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Speaker 2: this form I'm supposed to tell you about.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, and then the other thing, the school email and Pats.

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Speaker 2: Stories I've spoken about that grown inside boy you've only

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Speaker 2: been working in pats Is six weeks, seven half years

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Speaker 2: nods into it, she's still talking.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, every story is like a phillybuster.

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Speaker 6: Got an email from the school yesterday like you just

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Speaker 6: can't draw a breath. So we've got to pre purchase

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Speaker 6: already her texts for next year, for year nine because

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Speaker 6: the books start reading them before Christmas.

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Speaker 7: So she's doing English and English Lit.

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Speaker 6: She's doubling up and we've got to go online and

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Speaker 6: get the texts.

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Speaker 7: And she's like, I've still just got my head around

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Speaker 1: I said, no lot money for families, isn't it getting

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Speaker 1: those books?

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Speaker 7: So much money?

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Speaker 6: And we've just walked out for uniforms because you know,

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Speaker 6: she's shot up about a foot, so nothing.

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Speaker 2: And does your school to the thing where you can

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Speaker 2: sell the school.

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Speaker 1: We've got schools to that.

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Speaker 7: That's a bit like Facebook market place though getting no.

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Speaker 8: I used to have to wear the second there was

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Speaker 1: Second.

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Speaker 2: Only one at my school in seconds. Awful, just to

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Speaker 2: shame my family. My mom and dad worked really hard,

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Speaker 2: but it was seconds and kids just know, Yeah, there's

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Speaker 2: a whiff about my brothers shirts from like the fifties.

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Speaker 1: Colored.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like the collars haven't been in for

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Speaker 2: about three decades.

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Speaker 1: The old name written in Marcus. Yes, it's your name,

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Speaker 1: isn't Mark Ansony.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you're right.

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Speaker 6: It's a lot of It's a lot of outlay, and

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Speaker 6: then the whole book is still come in a couple

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Speaker 7: You know, it's I don't know where the he is gone.

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Speaker 1: I know I get the more firm eBay. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I buy a lot of second hand books now and

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Speaker 2: that because you know, I read like I'm I'm starting

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Speaker 6: No, but the schools get very fussy. It has to

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Speaker 6: be the latest dish. I can't even sell last year's

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Speaker 1: Bring it on tomorrow, bringing tomorrow. There be someone my

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Speaker 6: Needs that advertised, like you know, put it up on

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Speaker 6: the They call it sustainable school shop.

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Speaker 7: It's brilliant and all.

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Speaker 1: The schools can it's a great idea.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and there's textbooks, there's uniforms, all sorts of stuff.

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Speaker 6: Can't sell it for level money, can't give it away

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Speaker 2: Which is so much the cost of little pressure on

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Speaker 2: us because the books cost so much money.

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Speaker 7: Yes, well this is like a ninety dollars.

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Speaker 2: Don't even want to read the bloody thing. After they've

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Speaker 1: Page turn.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to read over Christmas in summer. Double thumbs up.

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Speaker 2: You know, maths advance.

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Speaker 1: It's great.

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Speaker 6: This now I put looks unused because I'm not sure

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Speaker 1: I'm in boxed as new condition.

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Speaker 4: Well well done, Patsy The Christian o'connall Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Good morning, it's a Christian O'Connell's show on gold.

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Speaker 1: Let me know.

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Speaker 2: How is your day yesterday? How's your Monday? Your Monday?

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Speaker 2: Winner or loser? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Send me your message?

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Speaker 2: Four seventy five three one oh four three Alex Cullen,

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Speaker 2: how was your day yesterday?

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Speaker 1: Good one? Thank you? Yeah you.

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Speaker 9: We're at the cafe and I love pins. There's something

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Speaker 9: special about pins, and I found one. I saw one

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Speaker 9: on the ground at the cafe and I thought, oh

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Speaker 9: what do I do with this pen?

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Speaker 1: Do I keep it? What kind of pan?

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Speaker 2: Is?

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Speaker 8: Is?

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Speaker 1: Silver? It? Was.

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Speaker 9: It was a gold It was a Uni Uni ball

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Speaker 9: eye made by the Mitsubishi company. I'm talking a good pin. Yeah,

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Speaker 9: it's it's like it's waterproof, fade proof.

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Speaker 2: I am also a mega pen note as you know,

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Speaker 2: they are about at least four or five pens on

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Speaker 2: me right now now there are I've got different colored ones.

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Speaker 2: I U in so many items of clothing with leaking pens.

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Speaker 2: They go in the wash. I'm obsessed with pens.

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Speaker 5: Oh wow, what two interesting fellows.

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Speaker 1: Let's getting into it pen talk such.

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Speaker 9: You know what, I got pens engraved for my best

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Speaker 9: man and my lovely party.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, for my wedding, and you know, I had the

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Speaker 1: date of the wedding.

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Speaker 9: And and I have an accountant whose dad collects pens,

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Speaker 9: so he has got the shrine of pens in the

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Speaker 1: It's amazing.

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Speaker 2: We've got to We've got to do a phone into

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Speaker 2: there about what do you collect? Yes, you know we've

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Speaker 2: heard about people that collect stamps and memorabilia and things

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Speaker 2: like that, but what else do people collect?

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Speaker 1: I've never known. There's probably a name for someone who

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Speaker 1: collects pens. There probably is, And none of the.

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Speaker 2: So called producers looking to find out that information.

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Speaker 8: Then like, looking around, I think we've done enough on pins.

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Speaker 2: I guarantee there's people listening right now and they've only

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Speaker 2: just touched the iceberg.

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Speaker 9: So I've kept this pin. And I was like, do

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Speaker 9: I give it back to the cafe? Does it belong

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Speaker 9: to someone at the cafe? Did someone drop it? Should

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Speaker 9: I leave it here for them?

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Speaker 1: But I do the thing first of all, where you

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Speaker 1: look around someone's pen? I did. I did, and there

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Speaker 1: there was no one else around.

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Speaker 9: There was a couple sort of sitting over near the

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Speaker 9: counter at the cafe, but no one in the near vicinity.

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Speaker 1: So I thought, hang on, I'm a winter for this.

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Speaker 1: So have you got the pen? I do have the pin.

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Speaker 1: I took a photo of it. I didn't bring it

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Speaker 1: in today, but I've got a photo of it. And

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Speaker 1: it's like it's a really good one. Bonnie was using

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Speaker 1: it yesterday and I got quite paved about it. See

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Speaker 1: that's funny. That's the thing.

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Speaker 2: You got to hang on sheer good pens, because yeah,

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Speaker 2: otherwise my family will still the good ones, yes.

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Speaker 9: Or I'll lose it. I've lost so many great pens

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Speaker 9: over the years. I wonder where they are but.

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Speaker 2: I've even got a pen and a notepad that's waterproofs

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Speaker 2: that I have in the shower. James Bond Radio is

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Speaker 2: James Bond. I have ideas in the shower. Wait three

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Speaker 2: or four minutes, I'll lose it. I'll write it up there.

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Speaker 2: It sticks on the wall, and the paper.

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Speaker 1: Sticks on the walls.

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Speaker 8: Naked naked idea.

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Speaker 1: Ya there we go. Oh God.

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Speaker 9: And we don't use them much anymore. We don't use

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Speaker 9: them as much as we used to. That's why I

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Speaker 9: love them so much. And you can write stuff down.

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Speaker 9: You can write letters. Letters are very special to people.

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Speaker 5: We know what you can use pens for. I know

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Speaker 5: we're typing all the time.

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Speaker 2: I'm interested. Tell me this. What's your favorite go to pen?

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Speaker 1: Fountain? Definitely a fountain.

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Speaker 5: Oh wow, is that the one where you dip it?

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Speaker 1: No, that's the old that's the old ancient way.

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Speaker 2: Now you get these, you can get these very affordable

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Speaker 2: lammie pens. I've got a couple of Fountain Lambi pins

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Speaker 2: you get for like twenty or thirty dollars.

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Speaker 1: They're great, they're so good. But I always feel.

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Speaker 2: That you need to be writing something significant when you

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Speaker 2: use one of those fountain pens because it looks really

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Speaker 2: fancy and then suddenly start writing. You're actually going to

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Speaker 1: And it feels great to write with it.

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Speaker 2: It's it's so smoothlows.

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Speaker 5: Alex's going on.

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Speaker 2: Can I just give you a recommendation? You'll never go back.

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Speaker 2: I started using a new pen. By the way, it's

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Speaker 2: a what is this one? It's a Pilot one mil unible.

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Speaker 2: This super Yeah, it's super common, but so good. You

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Speaker 2: go on like Amazon. It's got like five thousand and

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Speaker 2: five star.

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Speaker 1: Reviews, rave about great pen. I cannot recommend it enough, Alex.

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Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Christian, I think a pen collector is called a pennefil

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Speaker 2: one hundred percent is not called that. It's a styler feel,

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Speaker 2: I think from the French word stylers for pen producer Kaitlyn.

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Speaker 2: Could you pop into studio just a second. Thank you,

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Speaker 2: Thanks mate. How's it go? Could you take this into

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Speaker 2: Alex cunning Alex, I found a spare pen, the one

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Speaker 2: that I use, the pen.

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Speaker 1: Tew liquid, jellink one meal.

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Speaker 2: I've actually had messages people know what is the pen

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Speaker 2: you're using at the moment? That is my every day

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Speaker 2: You just see what happens those news stories today. I

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Speaker 2: think we're going to get a little bit more thumb

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Speaker 2: and pop in the stories because of that pen there

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Speaker 2: inches GUIDs.

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Speaker 1: You even got a grip on it, Yeah it has,

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Speaker 1: it's got a lovely soft grip action. But you're the.

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Speaker 5: Worst handwriting of anyone.

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Speaker 2: But I've ever met who needs to see my handwriting?

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Speaker 2: Me twenty is radio handwriting works for me. People always

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Speaker 2: judge other people's handwriting. People like you that've got like

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Speaker 2: a pen license. I suddenly think it's the mark of.

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Speaker 1: Someone how they write. Have you written any books?

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Speaker 5: I haven't written.

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Speaker 1: Anybody piped down my friends. Your handwriting doesn't matter.

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Speaker 5: My handwrite.

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Speaker 8: I still have the handwriting of like a year three kid.

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Speaker 8: Like people think that the.

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Speaker 2: The muscle's being burnt here. Joe Rogan needs to get

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Speaker 2: I put morning Fresh like all over it, you know,

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Speaker 1: Going a rug killer, rug killer? Ruggie is dead.

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Speaker 2: That is mine? My life, says, we can't. This is

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Speaker 1: You need to deal with.

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Speaker 5: This, and you can't sell it. No one's gonna buy.

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Speaker 5: It's gonna buy that.

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Speaker 5: You wouldn't even get that away for free.

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Speaker 2: No, once it's tried out, the thing is even the

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Speaker 2: That rug is still soaking wet. Yes, I don't think

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Speaker 1: And I said, how many emails you go? As you go?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, said he really really likes to stay on

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Speaker 2: My work inbox is fifty eight thousand, eight hundred and thirteen. Wait,

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Speaker 1: That's just right now. You don't.

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Speaker 8: I've got seven hundred for my home one and seven

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm coming swimming this weekend, anyone and come with me.

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Speaker 2: your permission to be included on another round email? Yes,

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Speaker 5: How do you opt out?

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Speaker 2: see you in?

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Speaker 1: My friend?

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Speaker 5: Do you know what they released? Free Willie? Was it

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Speaker 5: eighty nine or nine three? Or when? Did I don't record?

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Speaker 2: Life?

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Speaker 5: Four brands? I'm not very good with taste. Does anybody

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Speaker 1: The year? My friend? TV shows songs, albums, movies?

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Speaker 2: Gilmore Girls, Pats my wife and my daughters.

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Speaker 7: I'm real.

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Speaker 1: What a great show Gilmore.

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Speaker 7: Girls and launched the career of Funny Lady.

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Speaker 7: Chef on the show. I can't think of anything.

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Speaker 1: Chefs. We all know her. Check your inbox.

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Speaker 7: Why it's escaped me?

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Speaker 1: I never watched it, so glad you. It really really

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Speaker 7: They would call that right now anyway.

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Speaker 8: Yes, yeah, although the sequels probably quite off. They're having

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Speaker 8: a good time.

448
00:19:36,405 --> 00:19:39,764
Speaker 2: I mean Eddie is are turned up, yes, and I

449
00:19:39,765 --> 00:19:42,405
Speaker 2: love Eddie right, it's a phenomenal stand up. We were

450
00:19:42,405 --> 00:19:45,925
Speaker 2: like not needed anyway. Two thousand and one for the

451
00:19:45,925 --> 00:19:48,965
Speaker 2: Great Ocean's eleven. What about Pink?

452
00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:53,845
Speaker 1: She is huge in Australia, just like a pill about this?

453
00:19:55,285 --> 00:19:57,085
Speaker 1: How can you we've been playing in the next hour

454
00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:57,405
Speaker 1: or two?

455
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Speaker 5: Two thousand and two, Oh.

456
00:20:00,845 --> 00:20:04,725
Speaker 1: My god, scores she.

457
00:20:05,285 --> 00:20:08,445
Speaker 5: Did like eighteen shows or twenty shows in Melbourne.

458
00:20:09,245 --> 00:20:12,805
Speaker 2: Flavor and all up in that trapiece spinning around, that's

459
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:15,565
Speaker 2: spinning around non stop. You must get real travel sick

460
00:20:15,685 --> 00:20:18,325
Speaker 2: song will take something came in his warehouse beforehand.

461
00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:23,125
Speaker 1: Beverly Hills nine oh two one oh, what a show,

462
00:20:28,205 --> 00:20:28,605
Speaker 1: just even'n.

463
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:32,725
Speaker 2: Hearing this iconic guitar reminds me of the decade Patsy,

464
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:33,285
Speaker 2: What do You reckon?

465
00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:36,005
Speaker 1: Eight oh way Off?

466
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Speaker 11: Nineteen ninety four wrong eighty nine oh one year Out

467
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Speaker 11: Rio nineteen ninety original Beverly Hills nine oh two one

468
00:20:47,285 --> 00:20:49,605
Speaker 11: oh originally was going to be called the Class of

469
00:20:49,765 --> 00:20:50,485
Speaker 11: Beverly Hills.

470
00:20:50,805 --> 00:20:54,565
Speaker 1: So many stars, the funny.

471
00:20:54,245 --> 00:20:58,845
Speaker 2: Girls in it, the guy with the glasses, and the

472
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:04,565
Speaker 2: little blinky eyed man, so many star lord, Oh my words,

473
00:21:04,605 --> 00:21:08,365
Speaker 2: we all know them. What about this great song, classic song?

474
00:21:09,925 --> 00:21:11,805
Speaker 2: Pretty job piano man?

475
00:21:12,325 --> 00:21:14,405
Speaker 1: What was the year seventy?

476
00:21:14,605 --> 00:21:16,205
Speaker 5: Surely right, seventy five?

477
00:21:16,965 --> 00:21:19,605
Speaker 7: I'm gonna say eighty one, pass.

478
00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:22,045
Speaker 1: Your way off? Come on? No, no right answers so.

479
00:21:21,965 --> 00:21:28,085
Speaker 2: Far I say seventy seven, nineteen seventy three.

480
00:21:28,485 --> 00:21:31,685
Speaker 5: That, yeah, it sounds so much more. Do I still

481
00:21:31,725 --> 00:21:32,525
Speaker 5: hold its value?

482
00:21:32,605 --> 00:21:35,325
Speaker 1: Like evergreen? Timeless? About that?

483
00:21:35,525 --> 00:21:37,525
Speaker 2: So this is such a great song, all right? And

484
00:21:37,565 --> 00:21:40,685
Speaker 2: then finally, wow, wee. I mean, there's movie making, and

485
00:21:40,725 --> 00:21:43,125
Speaker 2: then there's movie making, and then at the top of

486
00:21:43,165 --> 00:21:46,325
Speaker 2: that mountain is fast and Furious.

487
00:21:46,685 --> 00:21:48,525
Speaker 5: One truly one of the great funks.

488
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Speaker 2: I'm telling you now. The first five are genuinely well

489
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Speaker 2: made action movies.

490
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Speaker 5: Yes, and it's hard to make five great movies.

491
00:21:55,365 --> 00:21:57,285
Speaker 2: It's five to one where they're towing the safe of

492
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Speaker 2: the city.

493
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Speaker 1: Wild incredible. I screened in the cinema with my mates.

494
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Speaker 5: That cinema.

495
00:22:03,685 --> 00:22:07,885
Speaker 1: That's take a look at that, Nolan, Can you do

496
00:22:08,045 --> 00:22:10,245
Speaker 1: something like that? How did they do that?

497
00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:12,285
Speaker 3: Oh?

498
00:22:12,485 --> 00:22:13,725
Speaker 1: Started five?

499
00:22:13,845 --> 00:22:17,285
Speaker 2: I haven't seen no, No, the first five are really good, Alex,

500
00:22:17,605 --> 00:22:19,325
Speaker 2: Oh my god. You know when they eat got even

501
00:22:19,365 --> 00:22:21,165
Speaker 2: better when they went. There's something in the way of

502
00:22:21,165 --> 00:22:24,805
Speaker 2: this franchise. It's the dumb word. And they simply then

503
00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:26,485
Speaker 2: became overnight fast furious.

504
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Speaker 1: That's how fast they are.

505
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Speaker 2: They haven't got time for a gear change with the

506
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Speaker 2: fast and.

507
00:22:32,925 --> 00:22:35,045
Speaker 1: That's my that is art.

508
00:22:35,445 --> 00:22:37,525
Speaker 12: I love my life a quarter a mile at a time.

509
00:22:37,805 --> 00:22:38,005
Speaker 8: Wow.

510
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Speaker 1: I mean that's like Earle. He's talking about being in

511
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Speaker 1: the present time.

512
00:22:42,765 --> 00:22:45,765
Speaker 2: A quarter of a mile at the time, not three

513
00:22:45,805 --> 00:22:48,165
Speaker 2: miles around the corner, but here right now.

514
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Speaker 1: And he looks like a little butder as well. Vis

515
00:22:50,485 --> 00:22:52,005
Speaker 1: we think about with that neck fat.

516
00:22:52,365 --> 00:22:54,405
Speaker 12: I love my life a quarter a mile at a time.

517
00:22:54,645 --> 00:22:57,325
Speaker 2: Now that's an acts as well. Someone who's heavily nasal.

518
00:22:58,165 --> 00:23:00,325
Speaker 2: Heavily nasal, sounds like he needs to sleep on those

519
00:23:00,365 --> 00:23:01,725
Speaker 2: machines that Jack used to speak with.

520
00:23:02,085 --> 00:23:07,685
Speaker 1: He sounds like he has too much dairy does shakes. Yeah,

521
00:23:07,685 --> 00:23:08,925
Speaker 1: he is shakes.

522
00:23:10,245 --> 00:23:14,325
Speaker 2: I'll be doing a Broadway play, yeah, Glen Garry, Glenn

523
00:23:14,405 --> 00:23:15,965
Speaker 2: Ross with Vin Diesel.

524
00:23:16,805 --> 00:23:18,845
Speaker 12: I live my life for a quarter a mile a time.

525
00:23:19,525 --> 00:23:22,045
Speaker 1: Anyway, what's her study had?

526
00:23:22,765 --> 00:23:25,285
Speaker 8: What we've been talking about, it's probably the most two

527
00:23:25,285 --> 00:23:26,645
Speaker 8: thousands franchise.

528
00:23:27,925 --> 00:23:29,965
Speaker 5: I reckon two thousand would be my guess.

529
00:23:31,325 --> 00:23:34,125
Speaker 6: I can remember they had Fast and the Furious at

530
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Speaker 6: the Universal Studios and we went in about I'm gonna

531
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Speaker 6: say two thousand and six, so maybe just stop you.

532
00:23:41,085 --> 00:23:45,805
Speaker 1: There two thousand and three, two thousand and one.

533
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Speaker 2: But you're right, it's so it is. It whiffs like

534
00:23:49,725 --> 00:23:51,765
Speaker 2: Links Africa of two thousands.

535
00:23:52,525 --> 00:23:56,365
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell show Gone podcast.

536
00:23:56,245 --> 00:23:59,725
Speaker 7: To make you I didn't get me started today?

537
00:24:00,125 --> 00:24:03,965
Speaker 1: He needs to make you go three? What is it

538
00:24:03,965 --> 00:24:05,285
Speaker 1: for you? Things that make you go girl?

539
00:24:05,405 --> 00:24:07,365
Speaker 8: For me, I hate any time I go to a

540
00:24:07,365 --> 00:24:10,125
Speaker 8: clothing store and you have to use the change rooms.

541
00:24:10,205 --> 00:24:13,805
Speaker 8: I hate every single step of that process.

542
00:24:13,405 --> 00:24:16,725
Speaker 2: So mentally and physically training is it actually is the

543
00:24:16,765 --> 00:24:19,085
Speaker 2: amount of times I've tried to shirt on on the

544
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:21,725
Speaker 2: shop floor and they go, we've got changing rooms there

545
00:24:22,125 --> 00:24:25,525
Speaker 2: and no, not not a skin shirt, I mean over

546
00:24:25,565 --> 00:24:28,205
Speaker 2: a T shirt. I'd rather do that than have to

547
00:24:28,245 --> 00:24:32,325
Speaker 2: go in those dreadful misery books. They just all the

548
00:24:32,445 --> 00:24:33,405
Speaker 2: lighting in there.

549
00:24:33,605 --> 00:24:34,925
Speaker 5: Oh my god, the mirrors in there.

550
00:24:34,965 --> 00:24:36,885
Speaker 8: I don't know what they use in there, but they

551
00:24:37,005 --> 00:24:39,405
Speaker 8: use the most unflattering mirrors. Every time I take my

552
00:24:39,605 --> 00:24:40,845
Speaker 8: I'll get some AI.

553
00:24:40,685 --> 00:24:41,485
Speaker 1: Ones in there.

554
00:24:41,525 --> 00:24:44,485
Speaker 2: You know that kind of physically alter us. Also tune

555
00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:44,965
Speaker 2: our bodies.

556
00:24:45,005 --> 00:24:46,125
Speaker 5: You're like the ones in the gee.

557
00:24:47,125 --> 00:24:48,525
Speaker 1: You know, you sell more.

558
00:24:48,725 --> 00:24:51,965
Speaker 2: If they made our soggy looking backsides look better in

559
00:24:52,005 --> 00:24:53,005
Speaker 2: the clothes exactly.

560
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:56,405
Speaker 1: Fake mirrors, that's what we need, deep fake, deep bake.

561
00:24:56,605 --> 00:24:58,245
Speaker 5: And there's never enough clothing hooks.

562
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Speaker 8: Why do you always just give us one clothing one

563
00:25:00,085 --> 00:25:01,765
Speaker 8: or two fible six idems?

564
00:25:01,805 --> 00:25:04,965
Speaker 2: And then when do you put your your stuff? Chucky?

565
00:25:04,965 --> 00:25:08,165
Speaker 7: Four five or six items isn't.

566
00:25:08,125 --> 00:25:10,885
Speaker 1: Like do it?

567
00:25:10,925 --> 00:25:11,045
Speaker 2: Well?

568
00:25:11,085 --> 00:25:12,845
Speaker 1: I think, what is it there? Like eight or nine?

569
00:25:13,525 --> 00:25:14,685
Speaker 5: What's going back and forth and back?

570
00:25:14,685 --> 00:25:17,885
Speaker 8: And you have to keep finding that grumpy teenager he's

571
00:25:17,925 --> 00:25:19,205
Speaker 8: got the key that can let you in.

572
00:25:19,365 --> 00:25:21,845
Speaker 2: Yes, they give you that stupid, great, big, overlong thing

573
00:25:21,885 --> 00:25:23,045
Speaker 2: that says seven or eight it.

574
00:25:24,325 --> 00:25:26,805
Speaker 1: Why do you come stealing uniglow socks?

575
00:25:28,245 --> 00:25:30,645
Speaker 5: Exactly exactly so that drives me crazy.

576
00:25:30,645 --> 00:25:32,445
Speaker 2: What do you think is the worst thing to try on?

577
00:25:32,845 --> 00:25:34,525
Speaker 2: It's not the T shirt or a shirt.

578
00:25:34,565 --> 00:25:36,725
Speaker 8: It's jeans any time you have to because you then

579
00:25:36,765 --> 00:25:40,005
Speaker 8: you have to take your shoes off, the shoes coming off. Yes,

580
00:25:40,045 --> 00:25:42,365
Speaker 8: it's the worst. That's actually I've started it. If I

581
00:25:42,405 --> 00:25:43,765
Speaker 8: know I'm going clothes shopping.

582
00:25:43,645 --> 00:25:46,565
Speaker 1: Appropriate footwork or something like that, you.

583
00:25:46,485 --> 00:25:49,845
Speaker 8: Can just easily slide them on on off shoelaces ten

584
00:25:49,925 --> 00:25:50,925
Speaker 8: times a day's killing.

585
00:25:51,085 --> 00:25:53,285
Speaker 2: Yes they should. You should swap shoes when you go

586
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Speaker 2: into store. So just give you some slides or just

587
00:25:56,325 --> 00:25:56,845
Speaker 2: some slippers.

588
00:25:56,925 --> 00:25:58,765
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's Japanese slippers getting.

589
00:25:58,565 --> 00:26:02,325
Speaker 1: Hot bowling and you exchange shoes. This is what retail

590
00:26:02,405 --> 00:26:03,245
Speaker 1: out should do.

591
00:26:03,685 --> 00:26:06,325
Speaker 2: My David Jones, you can have these ideas for free,

592
00:26:06,445 --> 00:26:08,405
Speaker 2: all right there, and things that make you girl what

593
00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:10,645
Speaker 2: it grinds your gears. You can text me now oh

594
00:26:10,725 --> 00:26:13,085
Speaker 2: four seventy five three one oh four to three.

595
00:26:13,805 --> 00:26:17,565
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

596
00:26:17,205 --> 00:26:19,685
Speaker 2: I issue a Challenger this morning, anyone else Scott a

597
00:26:19,805 --> 00:26:21,525
Speaker 2: more bloated inbox than mine?

598
00:26:22,125 --> 00:26:23,405
Speaker 1: Work email.

599
00:26:24,525 --> 00:26:27,525
Speaker 2: Fifty eight thousand, eight hundred and thirteen Home email one

600
00:26:27,605 --> 00:26:31,885
Speaker 2: hundred and twenty seven thousand, three hundred and seventy And

601
00:26:32,085 --> 00:26:35,045
Speaker 2: I've been beaten already by Erica. Just had an email

602
00:26:35,085 --> 00:26:35,965
Speaker 2: from Erica.

603
00:26:36,125 --> 00:26:36,605
Speaker 1: Good reply.

604
00:26:36,805 --> 00:26:38,765
Speaker 2: So I'm going to bump up your numbers by one already,

605
00:26:38,845 --> 00:26:41,045
Speaker 2: And thank you Erica for already bumping up my numbers.

606
00:26:41,405 --> 00:26:45,685
Speaker 2: Erica is one hundred and ninety nine thousand and twenty. Wow,

607
00:26:46,005 --> 00:26:48,085
Speaker 2: just shire the magic number, and I can't wait to

608
00:26:48,125 --> 00:26:49,805
Speaker 2: get there one day double time. I think you get

609
00:26:49,805 --> 00:26:51,885
Speaker 2: a letter from the king when you got an inbox

610
00:26:51,925 --> 00:26:55,805
Speaker 2: of two hundred thousand Christian, I think it's called email hoarding.

611
00:26:57,205 --> 00:26:59,325
Speaker 2: I'm proud of it. You never know wh what unread

612
00:26:59,405 --> 00:27:01,805
Speaker 2: emails you might need to find. One day you'll can

613
00:27:01,805 --> 00:27:02,645
Speaker 2: you just read them?

614
00:27:03,005 --> 00:27:03,605
Speaker 12: Just no?

615
00:27:03,605 --> 00:27:06,965
Speaker 1: No, you store that away for a rainy day to

616
00:27:07,045 --> 00:27:09,325
Speaker 1: print all your emails off from read than one day

617
00:27:09,885 --> 00:27:10,365
Speaker 1: to make you.

618
00:27:11,285 --> 00:27:13,925
Speaker 7: Even get this started today.

619
00:27:14,125 --> 00:27:17,845
Speaker 1: To make you all right, things to making go?

620
00:27:18,045 --> 00:27:18,285
Speaker 8: Girl?

621
00:27:18,405 --> 00:27:19,925
Speaker 1: You can message me now, what's it for you?

622
00:27:20,405 --> 00:27:23,525
Speaker 2: Seventy five three one oh four three Patsy, what's it

623
00:27:23,605 --> 00:27:24,325
Speaker 2: for you this week?

624
00:27:24,525 --> 00:27:28,004
Speaker 6: I find that when I am driving back out west

625
00:27:28,165 --> 00:27:31,325
Speaker 6: along the Westgate, one of Melbourne's major arterials, they have.

626
00:27:31,285 --> 00:27:32,845
Speaker 1: These Oh is that what that is? Yes?

627
00:27:33,085 --> 00:27:36,205
Speaker 2: Oh my god, thank you very much radio for the intelligence.

628
00:27:37,245 --> 00:27:38,805
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we got all those listeners that we need

629
00:27:38,845 --> 00:27:40,845
Speaker 2: to every break. Now explain stuff.

630
00:27:41,485 --> 00:27:44,285
Speaker 1: You know. You know we're going national next year, Yes.

631
00:27:44,685 --> 00:27:45,005
Speaker 5: I do.

632
00:27:45,245 --> 00:27:49,885
Speaker 6: Apparently there's these colored perspects but that they've put up

633
00:27:49,925 --> 00:27:52,565
Speaker 6: there like on sound barrier, to make it look.

634
00:27:52,445 --> 00:27:54,125
Speaker 7: A bit prettier than just a cement wall.

635
00:27:54,245 --> 00:27:57,405
Speaker 6: Right, But when the sun hits it at a certain angle,

636
00:27:57,525 --> 00:28:03,325
Speaker 6: usually on the afternoon peak, it is absolutely blinded, absolutely blinding.

637
00:28:03,685 --> 00:28:06,925
Speaker 6: And I don't know if the wonderful engineers who designed

638
00:28:06,925 --> 00:28:10,725
Speaker 6: it possibly maybe full that that could have been even

639
00:28:10,765 --> 00:28:12,165
Speaker 6: potentially a risk of happening.

640
00:28:12,245 --> 00:28:14,805
Speaker 7: But it just you're white lines. You can't see.

641
00:28:15,325 --> 00:28:17,765
Speaker 2: To Caitlin', you're getting a lot of sort of sign

642
00:28:17,845 --> 00:28:18,685
Speaker 2: language at the moment.

643
00:28:18,805 --> 00:28:20,845
Speaker 1: Are you agreeing or are we in distress?

644
00:28:20,965 --> 00:28:23,125
Speaker 13: This is the best thing that makes you go grow

645
00:28:23,445 --> 00:28:26,765
Speaker 13: because I experienced it every single day and I had

646
00:28:26,805 --> 00:28:28,005
Speaker 13: the exact same sort.

647
00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:28,845
Speaker 1: Have you used this.

648
00:28:28,925 --> 00:28:30,325
Speaker 2: It's called a pane it's called that I have been

649
00:28:30,365 --> 00:28:32,325
Speaker 2: saying it right the west Gate and it's an arterial

650
00:28:32,405 --> 00:28:36,005
Speaker 2: that takes you guess what guys out west because listens

651
00:28:36,005 --> 00:28:39,285
Speaker 2: in Bella horizon k or Pornio won't understand west.

652
00:28:40,125 --> 00:28:43,965
Speaker 1: And it is what is it some sort of giant reflection.

653
00:28:44,645 --> 00:28:44,845
Speaker 4: Yeah.

654
00:28:44,845 --> 00:28:47,245
Speaker 13: So there's these big panels that shoot off in like

655
00:28:47,325 --> 00:28:51,085
Speaker 13: a you know, I don't know, forty five degree angle.

656
00:28:51,605 --> 00:28:54,165
Speaker 13: But when the sun hits them of the afternoon, it

657
00:28:54,205 --> 00:28:56,645
Speaker 13: then reflects into your eyes and it's like you know,

658
00:28:57,485 --> 00:28:59,565
Speaker 13: you know when you go past a fence and the

659
00:28:59,765 --> 00:29:03,965
Speaker 13: like right, it's exact same, and it's so difficult.

660
00:29:03,965 --> 00:29:05,245
Speaker 1: What do you think it is to try and sprits

661
00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:05,925
Speaker 1: the pace up?

662
00:29:06,365 --> 00:29:08,485
Speaker 13: It is it's trying to make what's.

663
00:29:08,205 --> 00:29:09,285
Speaker 1: Wrong with nice garden?

664
00:29:09,325 --> 00:29:14,685
Speaker 2: Trenis some ivy or some vines? Yes, something, make an

665
00:29:14,725 --> 00:29:18,045
Speaker 2: aerial winery over the west cake. You know, there's lights,

666
00:29:18,165 --> 00:29:20,045
Speaker 2: leady fingumes going into the grapes.

667
00:29:20,245 --> 00:29:24,285
Speaker 9: There's these other things called sunglasses too that you can wear.

668
00:29:25,645 --> 00:29:30,165
Speaker 2: It's something could dip down from the roof of your car. Yeah, advisor,

669
00:29:30,285 --> 00:29:32,125
Speaker 2: And if you're listening around the world, that's something that

670
00:29:32,165 --> 00:29:34,125
Speaker 2: blocks out the sun into your eyes, doesn't work.

671
00:29:34,005 --> 00:29:34,725
Speaker 7: Does it, Caitlin?

672
00:29:35,045 --> 00:29:38,005
Speaker 13: Like nothing, nothing beats it. It's horrific and it goes

673
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Speaker 13: for about thirty seconds.

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Speaker 7: It like penetrates your brain.

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Speaker 2: All those hillbillies that need to go out that way,

676
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Speaker 2: they've only got a couple of cells in there, so

677
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Speaker 2: please easy, stop penetrating the mines of the waste gatiums.

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Speaker 6: I don't know why out out east that sort of

679
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Speaker 6: corridor you always have the prettiest walls and the most

680
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Speaker 6: logic for.

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Speaker 2: Some real beautiful I always think it's like driving into

682
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Speaker 2: Paris and driving straight to the louver.

683
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Speaker 1: The money. Look at the culture.

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Speaker 6: It's like these have come from some city that didn't

685
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Speaker 6: want them. I'll give them to Melbourne's where they won't complain.

686
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Speaker 8: You know at night, those new SUV's, I think it's

687
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Speaker 8: a lot of Holden and Masdas whatever they normally only

688
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Speaker 8: want for like fog.

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Speaker 1: But you're right, they use them throughout the days. Really dangerous.

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Speaker 8: And if you're at like a normal car Heart and

691
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Speaker 8: they're in an suv, it's exactly it's.

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Speaker 1: Bad, Max.

693
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Speaker 2: You're being mowed down. Yeah, it's really bad. Something the dentist, Yes, Alex,

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Speaker 2: what's it for you?

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Speaker 14: So apparently there's this season that's called spring. It comes

696
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Speaker 14: side spring in Melbourne. It isn't great at the moment.

697
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Speaker 14: It's normally beautiful. And I was complaining about it to someone.

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Speaker 1: They're like, oh, there's no spring in Melbourne. What do

699
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Speaker 1: you mean spring in Melbourne?

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Speaker 5: It's a tease what it is.

701
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Speaker 8: At the start of September, it's always, oh my god,

702
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Speaker 8: summer's here. It's twenty three, it's twenty two. And every

703
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Speaker 8: year with that failure goes and no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: No, it's at the moment. Later on last night it

705
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Speaker 1: was freezing cold.

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Speaker 5: Like five.

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Speaker 2: My wife said, it's Almo's my job to get up

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Speaker 2: and put the heater on. Suddenly I can see my

709
00:31:16,725 --> 00:31:19,325
Speaker 2: wife sort of rubbing herself like we're in a cave.

710
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Speaker 2: And I was like, here we go with the drama.

711
00:31:21,045 --> 00:31:25,285
Speaker 2: I was like, you want me to put the heating on,

712
00:31:26,125 --> 00:31:27,845
Speaker 2: losing circulation.

713
00:31:29,605 --> 00:31:31,525
Speaker 1: You're right, you had to put the heating on yesterday.

714
00:31:31,525 --> 00:31:34,445
Speaker 1: It's been October. All clocks have changed changed.

715
00:31:34,605 --> 00:31:37,845
Speaker 2: Come on, Malbourn's spring, give us some springy weather.

716
00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:39,085
Speaker 5: It will come.

717
00:31:39,125 --> 00:31:41,485
Speaker 1: It will come. Where's the pollination and all that stuff.

718
00:31:44,405 --> 00:31:47,605
Speaker 2: We're getting the pollination, but we're not getting the nice

719
00:31:47,605 --> 00:31:50,685
Speaker 2: spring weather. Yet all right, text me four seventy five

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Speaker 2: three one O four three Things that make you go gur.

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Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: The West Gate. It's an arterial road that is the

723
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Speaker 2: main transport road that goes west. In case you missed

724
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Speaker 2: it earlier, it's for those listeners around the work the

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Speaker 2: world Rio route. Hello, I mean now every show. Now

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna good morning World, Good morning World.

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Speaker 1: Is Christian O'Connell show, good.

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Speaker 8: Morning Globe by the world, I mean Planet Earth.

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00:32:19,165 --> 00:32:20,925
Speaker 1: Yes, all right.

730
00:32:20,965 --> 00:32:23,205
Speaker 2: Things that make a good girl for Patrick, people who

731
00:32:23,245 --> 00:32:26,405
Speaker 2: sit at ninety k then speed up into the overtaking lane,

732
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Speaker 2: then slow the way down to seventy Why why?

733
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Speaker 1: Why? Why? Why?

734
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Speaker 2: Christian things are made me go girl? Well, my wife

735
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Speaker 2: is making dinner. She needs rubbish all over the bench,

736
00:32:38,565 --> 00:32:41,125
Speaker 2: the plastic top off, the cheese packet, the lid from

737
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Speaker 2: a tin, the off cuts, some slicing.

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Speaker 1: I mean, the ben is two steps away. Chris, You're

739
00:32:45,845 --> 00:32:47,045
Speaker 1: lucky she's making you.

740
00:32:46,805 --> 00:32:50,925
Speaker 2: When if the person makes you dinner, then the other

741
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Speaker 2: person you clear up all their mess.

742
00:32:52,645 --> 00:32:54,005
Speaker 1: Yes, and that's a fair system.

743
00:32:54,125 --> 00:32:56,285
Speaker 5: Yes, you get all rights to do whatever you want to.

744
00:32:56,325 --> 00:32:57,565
Speaker 5: That cashion it can be a mess.

745
00:32:57,725 --> 00:33:01,405
Speaker 2: Yes, what it is when I cook it is destroyed.

746
00:33:02,725 --> 00:33:06,205
Speaker 2: It's like Dexter's that murder scene in there. Christian things

747
00:33:06,285 --> 00:33:08,965
Speaker 2: made me good girl is when they ask mostly with

748
00:33:09,045 --> 00:33:11,685
Speaker 2: card saying you weren't home, but I was home and

749
00:33:11,725 --> 00:33:14,645
Speaker 2: you have to go and pick up your parcel. Christian

750
00:33:14,685 --> 00:33:16,205
Speaker 2: in fact that no one and I mean no one

751
00:33:16,245 --> 00:33:18,045
Speaker 2: at my work can change toilet loo roll.

752
00:33:18,525 --> 00:33:21,085
Speaker 8: That is such a good point. How do you it's

753
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Speaker 8: always on top?

754
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Speaker 1: Where are they kept here?

755
00:33:24,805 --> 00:33:26,925
Speaker 8: They are kept in the where all the books and

756
00:33:26,965 --> 00:33:28,725
Speaker 8: stuff are, but they need to be in the toilet.

757
00:33:28,765 --> 00:33:30,565
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know that's crazy because what you need to

758
00:33:30,605 --> 00:33:32,205
Speaker 5: have a couple I was reloaded.

759
00:33:32,365 --> 00:33:35,645
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, And this is a life hack hit. Never

760
00:33:35,765 --> 00:33:37,405
Speaker 1: use a public toilet without checking.

761
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Speaker 2: And there's a read away away and you learn the

762
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Speaker 2: hard way before you sit down. If you are sitting down,

763
00:33:44,085 --> 00:33:46,165
Speaker 2: check that there's enough ammo in the pipe.

764
00:33:47,645 --> 00:33:52,005
Speaker 1: Always always didn't. Yes you have I just went.

765
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Speaker 9: I just went into toilet before and the light wasn't on,

766
00:33:54,565 --> 00:33:57,085
Speaker 9: and I thought, oh, the light would come on automatically.

767
00:33:56,525 --> 00:34:00,525
Speaker 2: But no, this is the shoddiest radio station that you're watching.

768
00:34:00,725 --> 00:34:03,165
Speaker 2: There's the door toket in and out of work right now.

769
00:34:03,405 --> 00:34:08,005
Speaker 2: That's gaffer taped open like white, just white white open.

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Speaker 5: We're so honorable.

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Speaker 2: And one of the engineers, Bacon, goes to me yesterday him,

772
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Speaker 2: did you slam the doors?

773
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Speaker 1: What is he doing the show?

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Speaker 2: Why would I be forcibly closing the door to what

775
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Speaker 2: tramp me and the team in.

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Speaker 1: I went, I've got better things to do than play

777
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Speaker 1: around with the doors because stuck it, am and he

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Speaker 1: went on.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, off gaffer take to open now and that's not

780
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Speaker 2: fixing it.

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Speaker 1: It looks terrible.

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Speaker 2: We can have Phil Night coming in to invest money

783
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Speaker 2: into the station show and he's a gaffer tape open

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Speaker 2: door Alex.

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Speaker 8: Also, you have to be careful with the toilet light

786
00:34:41,805 --> 00:34:45,045
Speaker 8: because sometimes if you're in there doing your business, someone

787
00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:47,964
Speaker 8: on the team who will remain nameless will come in

788
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Speaker 8: and I know.

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Speaker 2: Who you're talking about. It's really it's actually chardish, but

790
00:34:58,325 --> 00:34:58,725
Speaker 2: great fun.

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Speaker 1: The number one. We don't need the detail toilet.

792
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Speaker 7: How do you know where you're aiming?

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Speaker 1: Well luckily, oh no, no, I had enough.

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Speaker 2: Come on, come on back to the west Gate this

795
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Speaker 2: morning there was no loo roll in the toilet at

796
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Speaker 2: Home Run, so you have to go and do that

797
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Speaker 2: wardle and there was no no toilet rong. I actually

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Speaker 2: use kitchen towel. Kitchen towel is abrasive. It's abrasive because

799
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Speaker 2: it's meant to like pick stuff up.

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Speaker 1: It's got like borballs or something.

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Speaker 5: He's got those little bumps on it.

802
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Speaker 1: Bumps.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, rip, very grippy and abrasive on my backside. Quite

804
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Speaker 2: rough way to start the day. It's like I was

805
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Speaker 2: trying to exfoliate.

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Speaker 4: Naas Christian O'Connell show on podcast Christian Things.

807
00:35:51,965 --> 00:35:54,645
Speaker 2: It made me go good when I switched radio stations

808
00:35:54,725 --> 00:35:57,805
Speaker 2: twice a year to a certain Melbourne rock station to

809
00:35:57,845 --> 00:36:00,765
Speaker 2: listen to their top five hundred countdown that is apparently

810
00:36:01,405 --> 00:36:04,885
Speaker 2: voted by listeners every time, yet for three years running,

811
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Speaker 2: the top fifteen has been in exactly the same order.

812
00:36:08,085 --> 00:36:10,765
Speaker 2: Then they block my calls when I ring in to

813
00:36:11,085 --> 00:36:14,645
Speaker 2: a call them out be explain to them the greatest song,

814
00:36:14,685 --> 00:36:17,525
Speaker 2: which is normally in excess, Never Tear Us Apart, isn't

815
00:36:17,525 --> 00:36:19,884
Speaker 2: even a top ten song. But I also point out

816
00:36:19,925 --> 00:36:22,245
Speaker 2: how A Stairway to Heaven has never been a top

817
00:36:22,285 --> 00:36:25,045
Speaker 2: three all time song and keeps coming in at seventeen

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00:36:25,125 --> 00:36:28,365
Speaker 2: behind the the vinyls at sixteen, and it is sacrilegious

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Speaker 2: anywhere in the known universe.

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Speaker 1: Grease Joel, what great?

821
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Speaker 11: What?

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Speaker 1: I love the phrase anywhere in the known universe. It's

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Speaker 1: so epic. Job. That's great, Thank you very much.

824
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Speaker 2: All right, this morning, the uber driver bringing me today

825
00:36:43,045 --> 00:36:45,485
Speaker 2: was a lovely guy called Kevin, and we got starting

826
00:36:45,525 --> 00:36:47,844
Speaker 2: and talking and he wants to know where I was going.

827
00:36:47,885 --> 00:36:49,565
Speaker 1: What did I do for a living? What's my job?

828
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Speaker 2: So I started talking to about what we do, and

829
00:36:51,685 --> 00:36:52,965
Speaker 2: he said, oh my god, how do you know what

830
00:36:53,005 --> 00:36:54,645
Speaker 2: to talk about? Do you have a run out of

831
00:36:54,685 --> 00:36:56,645
Speaker 2: things to talk about? I said no, not really, because

832
00:36:57,205 --> 00:37:00,364
Speaker 2: in any life, so much happens to people. My job

833
00:37:00,405 --> 00:37:02,924
Speaker 2: is to simply pay attention, right and collect stories mine

834
00:37:02,965 --> 00:37:06,645
Speaker 2: and other people's. So I said, so, yesterday some people

835
00:37:06,645 --> 00:37:08,805
Speaker 2: got stuck at the radio station. So we're talking about

836
00:37:08,845 --> 00:37:10,525
Speaker 2: where did you get stuck? And we had that amazing

837
00:37:10,525 --> 00:37:12,525
Speaker 2: call from a lady who got stuck in the bath.

838
00:37:12,805 --> 00:37:14,725
Speaker 2: I had to get a sister a hand and rus

839
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Speaker 2: see I can remember this word for word. It will

840
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Speaker 2: stay with me and my brain is all the better

841
00:37:19,405 --> 00:37:21,125
Speaker 2: for that. So I said, so excited, So what do

842
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Speaker 2: you do? He goes, well, I used to work in

843
00:37:22,325 --> 00:37:26,364
Speaker 2: property insurance and now work in marine insurance. I said,

844
00:37:26,445 --> 00:37:28,404
Speaker 2: you must have watched you do with claims. It was like, yeah,

845
00:37:28,605 --> 00:37:31,005
Speaker 2: you must have had some crazy calls. What just happens

846
00:37:31,365 --> 00:37:33,085
Speaker 2: in people's homes that they have to call you and

847
00:37:33,125 --> 00:37:36,325
Speaker 2: claim for And he goes, oh, yeah, Actually, there was

848
00:37:36,365 --> 00:37:38,884
Speaker 2: a couple of years ago this lady was having a

849
00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:41,885
Speaker 2: shower and there must have been a leak going on

850
00:37:41,925 --> 00:37:44,805
Speaker 2: for quite a while. The shower basin just gave way.

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00:37:45,125 --> 00:37:47,565
Speaker 2: And it was a two story building. She went from

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Speaker 2: the first floor to the ground floor into her own kitchen.

853
00:37:52,365 --> 00:37:56,765
Speaker 2: The shower gave way, and I went what, I went,

854
00:37:56,765 --> 00:37:58,325
Speaker 2: excuse you, I'm got to get my phone out. I

855
00:37:58,445 --> 00:38:01,884
Speaker 2: just typed in it gave way, and he goes, yeah.

856
00:38:01,885 --> 00:38:03,565
Speaker 2: Then there was the old lady on the toilet, And

857
00:38:03,685 --> 00:38:05,205
Speaker 2: what about the old lady on the toilet?

858
00:38:05,685 --> 00:38:07,245
Speaker 1: Some seven year old lady was.

859
00:38:07,165 --> 00:38:10,325
Speaker 2: On the toilet on the first flaw again and the

860
00:38:10,405 --> 00:38:14,325
Speaker 2: toilet just gave way. Her sitting on it crushes to

861
00:38:14,365 --> 00:38:17,445
Speaker 2: the law but she was not injured, and miracles. But

862
00:38:17,565 --> 00:38:20,805
Speaker 2: she was calling to explain why she needs to make

863
00:38:20,845 --> 00:38:21,485
Speaker 2: an insurance.

864
00:38:21,765 --> 00:38:22,925
Speaker 5: You think it's a prank caller?

865
00:38:22,965 --> 00:38:28,365
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, a lady flying through the air. Okay, okay,

866
00:38:28,525 --> 00:38:32,165
Speaker 2: ease up on the meds. So I want I don't

867
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Speaker 2: know if we're going to get any more stories or

868
00:38:34,125 --> 00:38:36,884
Speaker 2: we've heard the stories we're ever going to get for it.

869
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Speaker 2: Gave way. But if anyone's got a story that involves

870
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Speaker 2: something giving way, I want to hear about this morning the.

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00:38:43,605 --> 00:38:45,844
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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00:38:46,765 --> 00:38:50,285
Speaker 2: It's just had some really exciting news on the producers.

873
00:38:50,645 --> 00:38:52,605
Speaker 2: They said, listen, we've got a couple of stories lined up.

874
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Speaker 2: A couple of callers with it. Gave way. No one

875
00:38:56,205 --> 00:38:56,805
Speaker 2: died in them.

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00:38:56,845 --> 00:38:57,205
Speaker 1: They're not.

877
00:38:57,885 --> 00:39:00,685
Speaker 2: Caitlin, the producer, who can be quite direct with her language,

878
00:39:00,725 --> 00:39:03,405
Speaker 2: she's spoken I'm not saying that's good about I'm just

879
00:39:03,405 --> 00:39:06,285
Speaker 2: saying she is, and she just goes they're not killer stories.

880
00:39:09,005 --> 00:39:11,125
Speaker 2: I didn't know there was a phrase. I just thought

881
00:39:11,125 --> 00:39:14,765
Speaker 2: it was well understood that we don't want any I

882
00:39:14,805 --> 00:39:20,445
Speaker 2: think any deaths on the radio. All right, gave way,

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00:39:21,605 --> 00:39:25,445
Speaker 2: No d gain stories. B anchor, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 15: Good morning, guys.

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Speaker 8: How are you.

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Speaker 1: I'm good? And can I just confirm that you are

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Speaker 1: alive in the story.

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00:39:31,805 --> 00:39:34,805
Speaker 16: Yes, I am alive in this story.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, My whole Mom, good news.

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Speaker 16: We had at We had an old school nineties metal

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Speaker 16: bunk bed and I was laying on the bottom double

892
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Speaker 16: bit with Mum and all of a sudden, the top

893
00:39:47,125 --> 00:39:51,965
Speaker 16: bunk gave way, came down onto us. Mom caught the

894
00:39:52,005 --> 00:39:56,045
Speaker 16: bunk bed, so wow, Mom's strength as I was able

895
00:39:56,085 --> 00:39:58,085
Speaker 16: to get out, and I'm pretty sure Mom just lifted

896
00:39:58,125 --> 00:40:01,325
Speaker 16: it off to the side. But oh yeah, the old

897
00:40:01,325 --> 00:40:04,765
Speaker 16: school metal bunk bed for me and my sister those

898
00:40:04,765 --> 00:40:05,485
Speaker 16: when we were younger.

899
00:40:05,565 --> 00:40:09,285
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, we amazing, like you said, the strength to

900
00:40:09,365 --> 00:40:09,765
Speaker 2: do that.

901
00:40:11,205 --> 00:40:14,805
Speaker 3: Yeah. So yeah, neither of us got hurt luckily, but

902
00:40:15,765 --> 00:40:16,205
Speaker 3: yeah they're not.

903
00:40:16,285 --> 00:40:17,245
Speaker 16: They weren't light either.

904
00:40:17,325 --> 00:40:21,645
Speaker 2: They're not. No anchor, Thank you very much the story.

905
00:40:22,525 --> 00:40:25,565
Speaker 2: Thanks guys, have a good morning. Thank you one from one,

906
00:40:25,685 --> 00:40:28,405
Speaker 2: No one dead. Let's seef we can keep this going. David,

907
00:40:28,565 --> 00:40:30,364
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. It gave way.

908
00:40:31,685 --> 00:40:36,085
Speaker 3: It did give way. It was a scaffold on a

909
00:40:36,245 --> 00:40:41,005
Speaker 3: job when I was a young apprentice, and they don't

910
00:40:41,125 --> 00:40:42,765
Speaker 3: use those scaffolds anymore.

911
00:40:43,285 --> 00:40:44,165
Speaker 1: Because of the rain.

912
00:40:44,885 --> 00:40:48,205
Speaker 3: It's been raining and we pigged it all up. We're

913
00:40:48,285 --> 00:40:51,525
Speaker 3: up on the second about the second story, doing the

914
00:40:51,645 --> 00:40:55,685
Speaker 3: eaves as you do, and the boss was on the

915
00:40:55,965 --> 00:40:58,245
Speaker 3: one end of the scaffold and I was on the other,

916
00:40:59,005 --> 00:41:04,364
Speaker 3: and the pigs gave way that were bracing up the scaffold,

917
00:41:05,005 --> 00:41:08,924
Speaker 3: and we both came sliding down the wall, looking at

918
00:41:08,965 --> 00:41:14,925
Speaker 3: each other wondering how it was going to land in

919
00:41:15,605 --> 00:41:19,444
Speaker 3: fresh different feats of arm and leg as we came

920
00:41:19,565 --> 00:41:24,205
Speaker 3: down and landed on the ground and looked at each

921
00:41:24,205 --> 00:41:28,725
Speaker 3: other saying we were both still reasonally good, and just

922
00:41:28,765 --> 00:41:31,605
Speaker 3: started laughing, thinking it was the funniest thing that had

923
00:41:31,605 --> 00:41:32,765
Speaker 3: happened in courts.

924
00:41:32,605 --> 00:41:34,405
Speaker 1: Up, David, what a great story.

925
00:41:34,485 --> 00:41:36,965
Speaker 2: Only in Australia would you hear someone tell a story

926
00:41:37,005 --> 00:41:40,445
Speaker 2: about sliding down a building and go We were sliding

927
00:41:40,565 --> 00:41:44,005
Speaker 2: down at each other the funniest the times.

928
00:41:45,245 --> 00:41:48,125
Speaker 3: Was funny at the time, but we picked up and

929
00:41:48,165 --> 00:41:50,245
Speaker 3: decided it was time to go home.

930
00:41:50,325 --> 00:41:52,325
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're kind of like you're done

931
00:41:52,365 --> 00:41:53,445
Speaker 1: for the day with that one.

932
00:41:53,725 --> 00:41:54,884
Speaker 3: You're done for the day.

933
00:41:55,125 --> 00:42:01,045
Speaker 1: Wow, what a moment in your lives. Someone have a cartoon,

934
00:42:01,085 --> 00:42:02,485
Speaker 1: isn't the road the cartoony?

935
00:42:03,365 --> 00:42:03,605
Speaker 17: Yeah?

936
00:42:04,365 --> 00:42:08,125
Speaker 3: But my wife says I've got more than nine lives

937
00:42:08,285 --> 00:42:11,285
Speaker 3: because us up been involved in all sorts of things like.

938
00:42:13,925 --> 00:42:14,605
Speaker 5: More careful day.

939
00:42:14,565 --> 00:42:15,765
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe time to retire.

940
00:42:15,805 --> 00:42:22,645
Speaker 11: Actually sins common to nominate indoors David, indoors.

941
00:42:23,165 --> 00:42:27,685
Speaker 2: Wrap myself, Yes, exactly for the rest of your years, David, David.

942
00:42:27,845 --> 00:42:29,805
Speaker 1: Brilliant, brilliant story, very well told.

943
00:42:29,845 --> 00:42:32,165
Speaker 3: Thank you, good guys, Thank you.

944
00:42:32,725 --> 00:42:32,924
Speaker 1: Now.

945
00:42:33,125 --> 00:42:37,925
Speaker 2: One of you is looking for love and a missed connection.

946
00:42:38,205 --> 00:42:39,325
Speaker 1: This is Lisa.

947
00:42:39,845 --> 00:42:42,645
Speaker 2: She emailed me over the weekend about a dad that

948
00:42:42,725 --> 00:42:44,325
Speaker 2: she met at the airport in Sydney.

949
00:42:44,405 --> 00:42:46,765
Speaker 1: Both of them were flying back to Melbourne where they live.

950
00:42:47,205 --> 00:42:48,405
Speaker 1: Red Cap Dad.

951
00:42:49,285 --> 00:42:52,045
Speaker 17: Hey, Christian, I'm Lisa, the girl who's looking for the

952
00:42:52,085 --> 00:42:54,725
Speaker 17: Red Cap Dad. We met last Wednesday, the first of

953
00:42:54,765 --> 00:42:58,165
Speaker 17: October at Sydney Airport. I was waiting to board a

954
00:42:58,285 --> 00:43:01,485
Speaker 17: two tim flight back to Melbourne joke five one nine.

955
00:43:01,725 --> 00:43:03,884
Speaker 17: Just as I was about to introduce myself and offer

956
00:43:03,965 --> 00:43:05,805
Speaker 17: him my phone, but I got called over to have

957
00:43:05,805 --> 00:43:06,605
Speaker 17: my luggage way.

958
00:43:06,885 --> 00:43:07,645
Speaker 1: I wrote out my.

959
00:43:07,645 --> 00:43:11,085
Speaker 17: Details and plan to give them to him at the

960
00:43:11,165 --> 00:43:13,765
Speaker 17: luggage carousel, but by the time I got there, he

961
00:43:13,845 --> 00:43:17,085
Speaker 17: had gone. He's probably in his early thirties. He was

962
00:43:17,125 --> 00:43:21,485
Speaker 17: wearing gray trackies. He had black hair, dark beard, and

963
00:43:21,565 --> 00:43:24,444
Speaker 17: tattoos on his hands. I haven't been on a dating

964
00:43:24,525 --> 00:43:27,365
Speaker 17: over eight years, and my friends are always saying the

965
00:43:27,405 --> 00:43:30,245
Speaker 17: best way to meet someone is organically. That was the

966
00:43:30,285 --> 00:43:33,845
Speaker 17: perfect chance and I blew it. So if he's listening,

967
00:43:34,325 --> 00:43:37,765
Speaker 17: or if anyone knows him, could you please contact Christian.

968
00:43:38,085 --> 00:43:39,645
Speaker 17: I would love to catch up with him for a

969
00:43:39,725 --> 00:43:43,965
Speaker 17: drink sometime. Can you help me find the red Cap Dad?

970
00:43:45,165 --> 00:43:49,325
Speaker 2: Well, yesterday we shared lis plea and we haven't found

971
00:43:49,405 --> 00:43:52,525
Speaker 2: him yet yet. But it's day two in the search

972
00:43:52,605 --> 00:43:56,365
Speaker 2: for Red Cap Dad. I am confident we're going to

973
00:43:56,445 --> 00:43:59,805
Speaker 2: track this guy down, Red Cap Dad. There are so

974
00:43:59,845 --> 00:44:02,285
Speaker 2: many people listening right now. If you're a dad in

975
00:44:02,285 --> 00:44:04,685
Speaker 2: your thirties and you like to wear a red cap,

976
00:44:05,045 --> 00:44:07,444
Speaker 2: your mates will know your mate who is the red

977
00:44:07,485 --> 00:44:08,004
Speaker 2: Cap Dad.

978
00:44:08,165 --> 00:44:11,685
Speaker 8: Yes, there'll be enough connections to a Redcap Dad surely

979
00:44:11,725 --> 00:44:12,605
Speaker 8: that we can find her.

980
00:44:12,685 --> 00:44:14,325
Speaker 1: And Lisa's friends are right.

981
00:44:14,445 --> 00:44:18,605
Speaker 2: There's this hope that organic love, away from the screens

982
00:44:18,645 --> 00:44:22,884
Speaker 2: and swipey swipey ninety ninety can still exist out there now.

983
00:44:22,925 --> 00:44:25,885
Speaker 2: Lisa also sent me an email yesterday as well.

984
00:44:26,005 --> 00:44:27,605
Speaker 1: Obviously she's very very.

985
00:44:29,085 --> 00:44:33,165
Speaker 2: Keen activated Yeah, not activated, sound like a love machine,

986
00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:34,964
Speaker 2: some sort of love bot.

987
00:44:35,565 --> 00:44:36,885
Speaker 1: We can't get.

988
00:44:36,805 --> 00:44:39,685
Speaker 2: Keen to track him down and just get just keen

989
00:44:40,165 --> 00:44:42,805
Speaker 2: for love well, yeah, we don't want to sound desperate.

990
00:44:42,845 --> 00:44:45,325
Speaker 2: She's just keen to so hopeful that she can track

991
00:44:45,405 --> 00:44:48,485
Speaker 2: him down and find out. Hey, I thought there was something.

992
00:44:48,525 --> 00:44:50,605
Speaker 2: Did you think there was something? I just put in

993
00:44:50,685 --> 00:44:51,525
Speaker 2: mind at rest?

994
00:44:51,685 --> 00:44:51,965
Speaker 5: Okay?

995
00:44:52,045 --> 00:44:55,125
Speaker 2: Yeah, So she sent me an email yesterday evening and

996
00:44:55,365 --> 00:44:57,685
Speaker 2: the last line said, Christian, I hope you find him.

997
00:44:57,965 --> 00:45:00,445
Speaker 2: This could be the next great love story. And it

998
00:45:00,485 --> 00:45:02,725
Speaker 2: reminded me of love Story, one of my favorite songs

999
00:45:02,925 --> 00:45:06,485
Speaker 2: by Taylor Swift. So let's imagine that this is a

1000
00:45:06,485 --> 00:45:09,365
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift song that actually he really neat on that

1001
00:45:09,445 --> 00:45:12,645
Speaker 2: new Terrible album. This is our version of love story,

1002
00:45:12,965 --> 00:45:16,325
Speaker 2: red cap love story that we pumped into AI. It

1003
00:45:16,445 --> 00:45:17,924
Speaker 2: actually sounds pretty good.

1004
00:45:18,245 --> 00:45:19,965
Speaker 11: You red cap dad.

1005
00:45:20,085 --> 00:45:23,805
Speaker 18: You're looking kind of read, Lor said Lisa. Don't you

1006
00:45:23,885 --> 00:45:28,725
Speaker 18: Losey's ladder. I was ratting numbers down, not ever game.

1007
00:45:28,885 --> 00:45:32,085
Speaker 18: Now I'm I'm already you begin.

1008
00:45:31,805 --> 00:45:36,885
Speaker 19: Superstade, bed cap tave my hand, me me out the bags,

1009
00:45:36,965 --> 00:45:41,165
Speaker 19: hobby waiting, Please unch this move, Lag. You will be

1010
00:45:41,165 --> 00:45:43,725
Speaker 19: the dad and I'll be e Lisa.

1011
00:45:44,045 --> 00:45:45,485
Speaker 16: This love story.

1012
00:45:46,045 --> 00:45:48,285
Speaker 1: Just call me geezer Taylor.

1013
00:45:48,485 --> 00:45:51,965
Speaker 2: There's your next She loves going back over the back catalog.

1014
00:45:52,445 --> 00:45:56,484
Speaker 1: You know, Tayda's version. This is red cap tad version. Yes,

1015
00:45:56,725 --> 00:45:59,925
Speaker 1: I hate sorry, but that is a bag. There's a

1016
00:45:59,965 --> 00:46:03,125
Speaker 1: lot to be said for aie.

1017
00:46:04,045 --> 00:46:06,485
Speaker 2: And also the last line, it's a love story. Just

1018
00:46:06,525 --> 00:46:09,125
Speaker 2: call me geezer. There's nothing else we could find that

1019
00:46:09,245 --> 00:46:12,205
Speaker 2: rhymes with Lisa. You know, there's anyone else going to

1020
00:46:12,245 --> 00:46:13,404
Speaker 2: think of something better to end it.

1021
00:46:13,365 --> 00:46:15,045
Speaker 5: With the geezer pleaser?

1022
00:46:15,645 --> 00:46:16,925
Speaker 7: Why don't you pleaser?

1023
00:46:17,765 --> 00:46:23,645
Speaker 1: Yeah, a little bit. I'd like to meet you. Oh yeah,

1024
00:46:23,725 --> 00:46:24,404
Speaker 1: let's try that.

1025
00:46:25,005 --> 00:46:28,165
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1026
00:46:28,445 --> 00:46:32,045
Speaker 2: Christian, it gave way Last Thursday. It gave way around

1027
00:46:32,125 --> 00:46:33,125
Speaker 2: five am.

1028
00:46:33,365 --> 00:46:34,045
Speaker 1: I was to sleep.

1029
00:46:34,085 --> 00:46:36,964
Speaker 2: All of a sudden loud, crashing noise. I get up,

1030
00:46:37,285 --> 00:46:38,725
Speaker 2: She's gonna have a look around the house. You're going

1031
00:46:38,765 --> 00:46:44,565
Speaker 2: to garange. Entire whole roof has given way. Couldn't believe

1032
00:46:44,565 --> 00:46:46,844
Speaker 2: my eyes. Once had a hard night. Sorry, horrible way

1033
00:46:46,925 --> 00:46:49,925
Speaker 2: to start the day. Christian.

1034
00:46:49,925 --> 00:46:53,885
Speaker 1: What gave way me? I was in year nine.

1035
00:46:54,485 --> 00:46:56,645
Speaker 2: I was in year nine and it was almost the

1036
00:46:56,765 --> 00:46:59,405
Speaker 2: end of the day and we decided to start chanting

1037
00:46:59,765 --> 00:47:01,805
Speaker 2: and going feral for no reason.

1038
00:47:02,285 --> 00:47:04,085
Speaker 1: As teenagers did, you should just.

1039
00:47:03,965 --> 00:47:07,045
Speaker 5: Go crazy and once people start check everywhere.

1040
00:47:07,685 --> 00:47:11,484
Speaker 2: So I decided to escalate things and run and jump

1041
00:47:11,525 --> 00:47:12,125
Speaker 2: onto a chair.

1042
00:47:12,165 --> 00:47:13,364
Speaker 1: The chair that gave way.

1043
00:47:13,725 --> 00:47:16,805
Speaker 2: I fell forward, hitting my knee on the deck and

1044
00:47:16,925 --> 00:47:20,085
Speaker 2: my floor, and my knee starts to swell instantly, and

1045
00:47:20,125 --> 00:47:22,844
Speaker 2: I fractured it. Toble all that before I was taking

1046
00:47:22,845 --> 00:47:24,565
Speaker 2: on the hospital. I had to stay back after school

1047
00:47:24,565 --> 00:47:27,045
Speaker 2: to see my teacher and explain what had happened.

1048
00:47:29,125 --> 00:47:29,725
Speaker 1: Get him out.

1049
00:47:30,805 --> 00:47:33,805
Speaker 2: Don't need him to do. It's a quick detention. One

1050
00:47:33,925 --> 00:47:40,964
Speaker 2: is bleeding out on the floor. Santo, great story, Thank

1051
00:47:41,005 --> 00:47:43,325
Speaker 2: you very much. All right, yesterday on the show, we

1052
00:47:43,325 --> 00:47:47,924
Speaker 2: were getting your stories of being stuck. Where after three

1053
00:47:47,965 --> 00:47:50,205
Speaker 2: people at this radio station were stuck at this radio

1054
00:47:50,285 --> 00:47:53,325
Speaker 2: station they couldn't leave to go home on a Friday

1055
00:47:53,405 --> 00:47:57,085
Speaker 2: night at half five. The situation is so bad that

1056
00:47:57,125 --> 00:48:00,045
Speaker 2: the door that was stuck for ninety minutes on Friday night,

1057
00:48:00,805 --> 00:48:01,805
Speaker 2: it still isn't working.

1058
00:48:02,165 --> 00:48:03,245
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know how.

1059
00:48:03,765 --> 00:48:06,165
Speaker 2: You can make a radio station work, but a door

1060
00:48:06,365 --> 00:48:07,085
Speaker 2: is too tricky.

1061
00:48:07,485 --> 00:48:09,925
Speaker 1: So now it's you thing w at eight.

1062
00:48:10,365 --> 00:48:13,045
Speaker 2: The door to the radio station is gaffer, take prize

1063
00:48:13,045 --> 00:48:16,245
Speaker 2: to open, because if it accidentally shuts again, we're stuck

1064
00:48:16,285 --> 00:48:16,565
Speaker 2: in here.

1065
00:48:16,845 --> 00:48:17,725
Speaker 1: We're in tombs.

1066
00:48:19,805 --> 00:48:22,605
Speaker 5: That's the way I want to go gods went that way.

1067
00:48:22,685 --> 00:48:25,205
Speaker 1: To the afterlife, and by that I mean three a

1068
00:48:25,445 --> 00:48:27,925
Speaker 1: w okay.

1069
00:48:27,965 --> 00:48:32,165
Speaker 2: So yesterday we were talking about where did you get stuck?

1070
00:48:32,325 --> 00:48:33,565
Speaker 1: We we had this from Lisa Joe.

1071
00:48:33,685 --> 00:48:36,364
Speaker 15: It was my husband Peter. I'd left him home responsibly

1072
00:48:36,525 --> 00:48:37,525
Speaker 15: to look after one.

1073
00:48:37,965 --> 00:48:41,485
Speaker 2: Have we actually put this on one point five? I

1074
00:48:41,565 --> 00:48:45,965
Speaker 2: do that to voice notes on my wife? But do

1075
00:48:45,965 --> 00:48:47,045
Speaker 2: you do that anyone else?

1076
00:48:47,045 --> 00:48:48,605
Speaker 1: Did? I hope my wife is at this time. Just

1077
00:48:48,965 --> 00:48:49,844
Speaker 1: get on with it.

1078
00:48:50,125 --> 00:48:54,404
Speaker 2: Got four minutes of nonsense anyway, Lisa Joe turns one

1079
00:48:54,405 --> 00:48:54,844
Speaker 2: point five.

1080
00:48:54,965 --> 00:48:57,685
Speaker 15: It was my husband Peter. I'd left him home responsibly.

1081
00:48:57,925 --> 00:49:00,565
Speaker 2: She didn't see this quick yesterday. I'm getting slightly It's

1082
00:49:00,565 --> 00:49:02,165
Speaker 2: like caffeinated callers.

1083
00:49:02,765 --> 00:49:06,645
Speaker 15: It was my husband Peter, responsibly to look after one

1084
00:49:06,685 --> 00:49:09,285
Speaker 15: and two year old son. Ski went out the back

1085
00:49:09,325 --> 00:49:11,405
Speaker 15: door and it locked and he was stuck on the

1086
00:49:11,405 --> 00:49:13,285
Speaker 15: outside of it with the one and the two year

1087
00:49:13,325 --> 00:49:15,485
Speaker 15: old sitting on the floor in the kitchen. So he

1088
00:49:15,605 --> 00:49:18,444
Speaker 15: decided to go down the chimney. He went down feet

1089
00:49:18,525 --> 00:49:21,565
Speaker 15: first and then could not move into Big Boy played

1090
00:49:21,645 --> 00:49:25,365
Speaker 15: rugby his six foot across stand up. His feet were

1091
00:49:25,445 --> 00:49:29,125
Speaker 15: dangling over the combustion stove and wiggling in tooes, and

1092
00:49:29,685 --> 00:49:33,205
Speaker 15: the boys thought it was hilarious, even though they were babies. Eventually,

1093
00:49:33,485 --> 00:49:36,205
Speaker 15: the grease from the inside of the chimney allowed him

1094
00:49:36,245 --> 00:49:37,005
Speaker 15: to stride.

1095
00:49:36,765 --> 00:49:40,085
Speaker 2: Group even as a baby, even a baby with a

1096
00:49:40,205 --> 00:49:44,085
Speaker 2: barely formed prefrontal cortex and can't walk on TI get still, Nos,

1097
00:49:44,245 --> 00:49:48,125
Speaker 2: that's funny. Dad wedged in a Chimney's Good Year with

1098
00:49:48,205 --> 00:49:50,085
Speaker 2: his feet dankly over the oven.

1099
00:49:50,445 --> 00:49:53,165
Speaker 1: Hi comedy, Hi Comedy. Then there's this one from Trash.

1100
00:49:53,285 --> 00:49:54,645
Speaker 20: I got stuck in a hotel bar.

1101
00:49:55,245 --> 00:49:57,725
Speaker 16: I was having a beautiful bath and I.

1102
00:49:57,725 --> 00:50:00,045
Speaker 15: Went to get out and I couldn't move.

1103
00:50:00,325 --> 00:50:03,645
Speaker 3: I got suction to the bar and wat sister and

1104
00:50:03,685 --> 00:50:06,725
Speaker 3: I were working ourselves laughing, and She's gone, We're gonna

1105
00:50:06,725 --> 00:50:08,085
Speaker 3: have to call the hotel.

1106
00:50:07,805 --> 00:50:09,725
Speaker 20: Staff time and get you one starck.

1107
00:50:09,885 --> 00:50:10,285
Speaker 2: Can I go?

1108
00:50:10,565 --> 00:50:10,685
Speaker 8: Now?

1109
00:50:11,365 --> 00:50:13,765
Speaker 16: She had to get her hands underneath me to.

1110
00:50:13,725 --> 00:50:17,325
Speaker 15: Pull the plug, and let's just say we went very

1111
00:50:17,445 --> 00:50:18,085
Speaker 15: very close.

1112
00:50:21,205 --> 00:50:23,605
Speaker 2: So those are two great callers and some emails. It

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Speaker 2: came in after the show yesterday. First of all from

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Speaker 2: Adria and Christian. When my girlfriend had first moved into

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Speaker 2: our first place together, it's a rental. The handle to

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Speaker 2: the bedroom door came off and we got stuck in there,

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Speaker 2: all right, Adrian, Yeah, we'll know that. Move Bundy. Okay,

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Speaker 2: couldn't get the land or to ask the phone. Sure,

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Speaker 2: how hard did you try? We ended up having to

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Speaker 2: call the fire brigage. Two lovers stuck in her bedroom.

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Speaker 2: It's a love story. Peter Christian. I once took my

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Speaker 2: girlfriend to Lunar Park for her birthday.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, what a treats for any gal. It's a dream.

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Speaker 2: It's my wife's birthday next month. I not together, just

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Speaker 2: go to Luna Park.

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Speaker 5: Child Bru's seven years old.

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Speaker 1: That's appropriate. There's a comedy in that, having a child bride.

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Speaker 1: If we want to keep laughing here like he's got

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00:51:14,965 --> 00:51:16,405
Speaker 1: great care of our child.

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Speaker 5: Bride going sorry if I offended an.

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00:51:22,245 --> 00:51:25,045
Speaker 2: We're talking joking about having a seven year old bride.

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00:51:25,965 --> 00:51:31,605
Speaker 2: Oh wow, kay, Dave Chappelle, Christian, I wants to legal girlfriend.

1133
00:51:31,605 --> 00:51:33,965
Speaker 2: I'm just going to edit this now to Lunar Pop.

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00:51:34,445 --> 00:51:37,245
Speaker 2: But we had a we had a midnight curve view

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Speaker 2: from my daddy.

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00:51:38,485 --> 00:51:42,925
Speaker 1: Maybe you're right, No, absolutely not, no, naughty bad me.

1137
00:51:42,965 --> 00:51:46,885
Speaker 2: I'm going to say, we have to tell me stuff.

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00:51:46,885 --> 00:51:48,685
Speaker 2: This whole breaks got to it now.

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00:51:50,365 --> 00:51:52,285
Speaker 1: Anyway you get the idea. Where do you get stuck?

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00:51:53,685 --> 00:51:55,605
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show.

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00:51:55,525 --> 00:51:59,765
Speaker 2: Podcast, Christian, I had a wedding to attend. Stop by

1142
00:51:59,805 --> 00:52:02,485
Speaker 2: a boutique in Victoria Gardens to quickly try and to dress.

1143
00:52:02,845 --> 00:52:04,805
Speaker 2: I asked the sales assistant if I could try on on.

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00:52:04,965 --> 00:52:07,125
Speaker 1: She said yes. I headed into the change rooms.

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00:52:07,285 --> 00:52:09,685
Speaker 2: When I came out, the shop was littly shut, the

1146
00:52:09,765 --> 00:52:12,685
Speaker 2: roller door was down, and the assistant nowhere to be seen.

1147
00:52:13,045 --> 00:52:16,924
Speaker 2: I was locked inside the boutique, pani king a little.

1148
00:52:16,925 --> 00:52:19,405
Speaker 2: I called my family, asking them to contact center management.

1149
00:52:19,445 --> 00:52:22,405
Speaker 2: The response, they laughed, said they'd look into it. Meanwhile,

1150
00:52:22,405 --> 00:52:25,685
Speaker 2: I was stuck, so I just kept trying on clothes

1151
00:52:25,725 --> 00:52:26,485
Speaker 2: while I waited.

1152
00:52:27,725 --> 00:52:30,405
Speaker 1: What else was I going to do? Quite right, Rennie.

1153
00:52:30,485 --> 00:52:33,245
Speaker 2: About twenty five minutes later, the assistant returned, holding a

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Speaker 2: drink and some lunch.

1155
00:52:34,765 --> 00:52:37,845
Speaker 1: She was stunned to see me still inside. She'd forgotten.

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00:52:39,965 --> 00:52:41,085
Speaker 1: She was so apologetic.

1157
00:52:41,165 --> 00:52:44,965
Speaker 2: I bet, wow, that's a great story we got, Andrew,

1158
00:52:45,005 --> 00:52:45,965
Speaker 2: Where did you get stuck?

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Speaker 1: In? Andrew, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 10: How are you? I'm pretty embarrassed to at this one,

1161
00:52:50,005 --> 00:52:54,165
Speaker 10: but I little measured or in Melbourne and I was

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00:52:54,205 --> 00:52:56,405
Speaker 10: in the Edward Street and I went to the public

1163
00:52:56,445 --> 00:52:59,605
Speaker 10: toilet that's on the side of the road and I

1164
00:52:59,765 --> 00:53:02,645
Speaker 10: pushed the greden button to open the door. It opened.

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00:53:03,245 --> 00:53:06,605
Speaker 10: I went to the toilet presley greden button on the

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00:53:06,605 --> 00:53:08,364
Speaker 10: inside and it wouldn't open.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, those those those modern kind of space age.

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00:53:13,685 --> 00:53:16,565
Speaker 10: And I grabbed my boat to bring the place and

1169
00:53:16,645 --> 00:53:18,005
Speaker 10: my better was flat.

1170
00:53:18,245 --> 00:53:22,925
Speaker 1: Of course, police are always there for those calls.

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00:53:23,405 --> 00:53:26,605
Speaker 10: I was yelling for it two hours before somebody heard me.

1172
00:53:27,645 --> 00:53:29,805
Speaker 10: I was it two hours I was in there.

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00:53:29,965 --> 00:53:32,965
Speaker 1: If you were terrifying, if you walk screaming in.

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00:53:34,285 --> 00:53:37,245
Speaker 10: I was they actually reading the place.

1175
00:53:37,445 --> 00:53:41,725
Speaker 2: I'm thinking they've got really bad bowl problems. That guy

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00:53:41,845 --> 00:53:46,045
Speaker 2: needs some of that bloats. Who is screaming whilst having

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Speaker 2: a dumb good God, I'm thinking mercy on his backside.

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Speaker 1: Of God, someone's already got the squats.

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Speaker 10: Bad Lucky Lucky did the spell?

1180
00:54:00,845 --> 00:54:04,364
Speaker 1: No, no good? How do you get out in there?

1181
00:54:04,485 --> 00:54:07,405
Speaker 1: Are you still in there? Now? Are you still in there?

1182
00:54:07,445 --> 00:54:07,565
Speaker 10: Now?

1183
00:54:07,605 --> 00:54:08,404
Speaker 1: How did he get out?

1184
00:54:09,885 --> 00:54:12,405
Speaker 10: Well? Somebody actually heard me and they rang the place

1185
00:54:12,445 --> 00:54:14,645
Speaker 10: and the police come across from the breaks.

1186
00:54:15,085 --> 00:54:19,485
Speaker 1: The police and what's the emergency crime? A theft? A shooting?

1187
00:54:19,885 --> 00:54:30,444
Speaker 1: Is a guy screaming stronger. That's a stuck in the done.

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00:54:31,605 --> 00:54:33,005
Speaker 1: We're sending all units.

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Speaker 10: There now, Okay, thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: Okay, thank you. He ended there like at comedian. Okay,

1191
00:54:40,925 --> 00:54:52,725
Speaker 1: thanks for coming out. Yeah, toilet drop. I loved him.

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00:54:53,125 --> 00:54:58,005
Speaker 2: Sophia, Yes, Sophia, there's no way your name is spelled

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00:54:58,125 --> 00:55:00,085
Speaker 2: s A F I A is there?

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00:55:00,725 --> 00:55:05,685
Speaker 1: No, that is Come on, everyone knows how to spell it.

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00:55:05,685 --> 00:55:08,405
Speaker 2: It's Saskia as well.

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Speaker 1: Sleep trying to do a radio show every day. All right,

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00:55:13,445 --> 00:55:16,165
Speaker 1: so where do you get stuck in?

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Speaker 20: We got stuck work Collide and mine in a Maya store.

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Speaker 20: Like the store was completely shuttered and it was closed.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, oh no, how come did you?

1201
00:55:29,325 --> 00:55:31,125
Speaker 1: Were you going in? But just before it closed?

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00:55:31,805 --> 00:55:34,085
Speaker 20: No, So we worked there in one of the concessions

1203
00:55:34,085 --> 00:55:36,485
Speaker 20: stan like we were concession workers, so we didn't actually

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Speaker 20: work for Maya. Nobody came and checked whether or not

1205
00:55:39,125 --> 00:55:40,404
Speaker 20: we were still there.

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00:55:40,845 --> 00:55:41,525
Speaker 1: Closed up?

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00:55:42,245 --> 00:55:45,565
Speaker 20: Yeah, yeah, we went to leave and the entire store

1208
00:55:46,205 --> 00:55:48,805
Speaker 20: was closed, like, we could not get out. There's no

1209
00:55:48,885 --> 00:55:51,285
Speaker 20: way to get out once the store manager has closed

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Speaker 20: the store.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there has to be right, they've got to close

1212
00:55:53,845 --> 00:55:55,844
Speaker 1: it up for the night. The big shutters come down,

1213
00:55:55,925 --> 00:55:56,685
Speaker 1: So what did you do?

1214
00:55:58,165 --> 00:56:00,845
Speaker 20: So we started making a plan. Maybe we'd go upstairs

1215
00:56:00,845 --> 00:56:02,205
Speaker 20: and sleep on the beds, or.

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00:56:02,245 --> 00:56:07,565
Speaker 1: We got great store. We got out there and smoothie.

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00:56:09,085 --> 00:56:10,964
Speaker 20: We already had a plan in case no one would

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00:56:11,005 --> 00:56:14,605
Speaker 20: come back. We ended up calling center management and then

1219
00:56:14,645 --> 00:56:17,045
Speaker 20: they called the store manager, and then the store manager

1220
00:56:17,125 --> 00:56:18,884
Speaker 20: had to come back and let us out.

1221
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Speaker 8: Well, you're right, probably a dream like a quite right?

1222
00:56:25,605 --> 00:56:28,885
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, what's the old eighties movie with Andrew McCarthy Mannikin?

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00:56:29,245 --> 00:56:30,525
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, that's it.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much for giving us a call mate,

1225
00:56:33,725 --> 00:56:36,205
Speaker 2: No problems, all right, we got the news handlines on

1226
00:56:36,205 --> 00:56:37,844
Speaker 2: the way. Then the time was So you've got any

1227
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Speaker 2: more stories about what got stuck in? Email me Christian

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Speaker 2: at Christian O'Connell dot com dot Are you actually let

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00:56:43,205 --> 00:56:44,924
Speaker 2: me just rephrase that that's not the phoney we're doing

1230
00:56:45,085 --> 00:56:52,205
Speaker 2: what got stuck in? Look forward to reading those, you

1231
00:56:52,245 --> 00:56:54,725
Speaker 2: know what I mean. But if you haven't got those

1232
00:56:54,725 --> 00:56:56,404
Speaker 2: other stories, I read them.

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Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Do.

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Speaker 2: Something good with your life? And you know what old

1235
00:57:05,885 --> 00:57:09,205
Speaker 2: mate Sydney Sider was moaning about our Melbourne spring. It's

1236
00:57:09,205 --> 00:57:12,605
Speaker 2: a beautiful span day today stunn up perfect.

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00:57:12,325 --> 00:57:14,405
Speaker 8: Fairy weather it is, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: It'll be minus four at midday, that's he said. It's

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00:57:18,325 --> 00:57:21,125
Speaker 1: going to be twenty where I'm from. That's it heat.

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00:57:21,205 --> 00:57:24,085
Speaker 1: Wait I see down the beach. Get the slips up on.

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00:57:26,165 --> 00:57:26,485
Speaker 1: All right?

1242
00:57:26,525 --> 00:57:31,325
Speaker 2: Today is Instagram's fifteenth birthday. Do you think these things

1243
00:57:31,365 --> 00:57:34,485
Speaker 2: have been around a long time? It wasn't there fifteen

1244
00:57:34,525 --> 00:57:37,805
Speaker 2: odd years ago. The average Australian spends two hours and

1245
00:57:37,925 --> 00:57:40,445
Speaker 2: twenty minutes a day scrolling.

1246
00:57:40,925 --> 00:57:42,565
Speaker 1: That is so much of our lives.

1247
00:57:42,765 --> 00:57:47,205
Speaker 2: That's a line Twitter, now called X was initially called

1248
00:57:47,245 --> 00:57:50,845
Speaker 2: I didn't know this friends talker before it was changed was.

1249
00:57:50,765 --> 00:57:55,405
Speaker 1: Sounding too creepy. It got a point terrible day.

1250
00:57:56,205 --> 00:58:00,045
Speaker 2: The phrase selfie was an Australian invention. And they say

1251
00:58:00,165 --> 00:58:02,685
Speaker 2: that Australian doesn't give anything to the world.

1252
00:58:02,725 --> 00:58:03,445
Speaker 1: That's not true.

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Speaker 5: You're welcome.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, twenty thirteen. It was the Oxford Dictionaries word of

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00:58:08,325 --> 00:58:12,125
Speaker 2: the We are we are going backwards. No, we are

1256
00:58:12,245 --> 00:58:16,525
Speaker 2: going backwards. We are devolution is what we're happening now

1257
00:58:16,565 --> 00:58:19,445
Speaker 2: in the world. All right today, then on Instagram's birthday,

1258
00:58:19,525 --> 00:58:26,205
Speaker 2: the gram is fifteen Online bands loves the online world.

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00:58:26,685 --> 00:58:30,805
Speaker 2: You chatted him aout hate email. Little Specky's get all

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00:58:30,845 --> 00:58:31,845
Speaker 2: sort of steamed up.

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Speaker 1: Internet bands.

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Speaker 5: Oh please, I can't wait.

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00:58:36,445 --> 00:58:38,645
Speaker 1: Oh, George Michael used to be in one. That's right.

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00:58:38,845 --> 00:58:47,685
Speaker 2: Spam the JavaScript you know. Oh they're chuckling in it

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00:58:47,925 --> 00:58:54,885
Speaker 2: apartments all around Australia right now. The food Wi fighters,

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00:58:55,205 --> 00:59:00,085
Speaker 2: Why fu oo fight.

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Speaker 1: That? You got it? Google dolls.

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Speaker 5: Oh that's very good, goal is it? And I thought

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Speaker 5: it was.

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Speaker 1: He loves htmo jokes LinkedIn park very good gold as well.

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Speaker 1: I s where they are now looking for executive jobs?

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Speaker 2: All right, we have a laugh the show sometimes rio

1273
00:59:24,445 --> 00:59:25,205
Speaker 2: what have you got?

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00:59:25,765 --> 00:59:33,445
Speaker 8: Nacking troll in the gold Blush?

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00:59:33,485 --> 00:59:36,085
Speaker 5: That's very good Kenny Bloggins.

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00:59:38,365 --> 00:59:43,685
Speaker 1: So it's like a tumblow gold. You actually say you

1277
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Speaker 1: are very you're very excited to be doing these in

1278
00:59:46,205 --> 00:59:48,165
Speaker 1: my element? Yeah you are, aren't you? Yeah?

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00:59:48,725 --> 00:59:52,405
Speaker 8: Pop up all my references.

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00:59:52,805 --> 00:59:55,245
Speaker 2: We have a theory on the show that it stuff

1281
00:59:55,645 --> 00:59:57,405
Speaker 2: We've been here before. Isn't that funny?

1282
00:59:57,405 --> 00:59:58,325
Speaker 5: But we're proving it wrong.

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01:00:00,165 --> 01:00:04,005
Speaker 2: I'm worry now here to top the end gear about

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01:00:04,205 --> 01:00:08,005
Speaker 2: pop ups Hack Sabbath, I.

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Speaker 1: Don't it's cricket.

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Speaker 8: We love Nicky Webster, Yeah, we love it even more

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01:00:14,765 --> 01:00:16,045
Speaker 8: when she's online.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well she's a nicky web surfer. Maybe they'll have.

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01:00:23,885 --> 01:00:26,445
Speaker 2: Held off real quickly. This you never known radio, do

1290
01:00:26,485 --> 01:00:28,605
Speaker 2: you know? Sometimes you think you're too and again the

1291
01:00:28,605 --> 01:00:34,045
Speaker 2: second time this hour, it gave way. Anyway, I know

1292
01:00:34,085 --> 01:00:35,965
Speaker 2: what you're thinking. I hope there's a second break on

1293
01:00:36,005 --> 01:00:39,565
Speaker 2: this IT comedy. Yes, unfortunately there is for all of us.

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Speaker 2: All right, we're looking for your IT bands. Please make

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Speaker 2: them funny. Do your best.

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Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell show on podcast Time, Waste Today, Instagram fifteen

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Speaker 4: years on today.

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01:00:50,605 --> 01:00:55,205
Speaker 2: We're looking for your internet bands. Best in show Today.

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01:00:55,285 --> 01:00:57,765
Speaker 2: You're off on the Port Philip Ferry going from Docklands

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Speaker 2: over to Port Philip. And we're also going to shout

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Speaker 2: you lunch at Port Arlington Hotel at Port Arlington. Why

1302
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Speaker 2: don't we get the ferry and go and have lunch.

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01:01:06,485 --> 01:01:09,205
Speaker 2: I would love to tea fairy.

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Speaker 1: Trip ye beautiful spring weather. Oh my god, please pipe

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Speaker 1: me on board.

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Speaker 2: I okay, So internet bands justin Tinderlake, very good, strong star,

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Speaker 2: strong start, Natalie pat Avatar, sil Corn Hub. I don't

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Speaker 2: get the reference, but seventy good old Chapel, says Alex.

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Speaker 1: Nikki, world Wide webster Webster one, well done, Edwin Weaver,

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Speaker 1: pawn Jovi.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what this says about our listeners, so

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Speaker 2: they just think.

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01:01:52,125 --> 01:01:55,605
Speaker 1: They think the world Wide Web is simply lady gigabytes,

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Speaker 1: VPN sync, good.

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Speaker 2: Red hotmail, cheap peppers, they're online bronze.

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Speaker 1: What about Nicky Napster.

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Speaker 2: Old that's good, Chris, that's good, Miley virus.

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Speaker 1: That's great.

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Speaker 2: From Matt's Facey Chapman s Tracy Chapman's online face time

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Speaker 2: as well.

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Speaker 1: Will I b M I was on Bands of Money,

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Speaker 1: We're ho'st the best.

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Speaker 5: And show Nikki world Wide Webster.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely you on the winter being back tomorrow. Have a

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Speaker 1: great day.

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