WEBVTT - #182: Savage Santa

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<v Speaker 1>Just stood by a couple of mitches. Yeah, delace yourself

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<v Speaker 1>for the rude shocks of young adults. Has it just

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<v Speaker 1>been on the fly? A Santah lost his impact? What

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean more?

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<v Speaker 2>It's because you're not a child, You're not as excited

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<v Speaker 2>about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought of an intruder. I love a man to

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<v Speaker 1>climb into my house in the middle of the night.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, I'll squeeze through your chimney team.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm got your sack on this. He is

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<v Speaker 1>Mitury and Mitchell coos.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, yea, Marry Christmas, you helloy idiot's Merry Christmas. Give

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<v Speaker 2>us your best Santa Ho ho ho easily.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course I can do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you were born for it. Man, you's got to

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<v Speaker 2>be puffed over.

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<v Speaker 1>Mary chrismas well. The bloods rushing into my head. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that looked like it heard a bit. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>how Santa does it. That really does someone called gurd

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<v Speaker 1>srewed up. Get me a water.

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<v Speaker 2>But you were so good at it. I'm telling you

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<v Speaker 2>this media career doesn't work out for you. You set

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<v Speaker 2>you can just be a Westfield Santa. I could also

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<v Speaker 2>see I don't know what you do the rest of

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<v Speaker 2>the year, though, career.

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<v Speaker 1>Wife, I'd be bargue and destiny. This podcast perfect. I

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<v Speaker 1>do this podcast, and then the month of December I

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<v Speaker 1>take it off and I go to exclusively Westfields, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I just hibernate for the rest of the year.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be really good. Yeah you would.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling now you could be.

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<v Speaker 1>My helf how dear. As I said that, I realized

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<v Speaker 1>that that's insulting.

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<v Speaker 2>And then well, I with height proportion, I am a

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<v Speaker 2>lot shorter than you, so I would look like an

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<v Speaker 2>elf t your Santa correct.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, to scale, you look like you look the tea.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't consider myself to be a short person. I

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<v Speaker 2>just happen to be surrounded by a lot of tall people.

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<v Speaker 1>So look our friend circle. Tall men. Yeah, very tall man,

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<v Speaker 1>very Sean's tall. I'm tall. You could even get the

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<v Speaker 1>little prosthetic wax ear tips that they put on the elves.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd love to see you in that really.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, of course I were a little green. You just

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<v Speaker 2>can't be flattering, can they?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Absolutely? I wonder if that elongate the face. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing can't do you When he favors having these big

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<v Speaker 2>fuck off ears.

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<v Speaker 1>And also elves. How do they have those shoes with

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<v Speaker 1>the bells on them? Everyone can hear them coming. The

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<v Speaker 1>bells on the toe like a cat collar, like a

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<v Speaker 1>little cat collie. Yeah yeah, speaking of cat colar Price,

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<v Speaker 1>Jenna is here for the final episode our third Wheel

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<v Speaker 1>rocked up.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm here, Jenna. I know what you might be thinking.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, have we banished our yearly tradition of

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<v Speaker 2>putting you in something?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know in the past we've put her in

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<v Speaker 2>a coffin, tout her in a bin, We've put her

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<v Speaker 2>in a straight jacket because usually the last episode of

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<v Speaker 2>that we put her in something. It's not too late.

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<v Speaker 1>What can we do by the end, Let's hope she's

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<v Speaker 1>in a catatonic state. Nope.

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<v Speaker 2>For Christmas this year, Jenna, we're putting you in debt.

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<v Speaker 4>There you go.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, surprise.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we are doing our first annual Christmas gift. We're

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<v Speaker 1>doing Bad Santa, and we all had a savage Savage Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't that what it's called Savage Santa?

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<v Speaker 2>The savage element is because everyone gives one gift, received

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<v Speaker 2>one gift, but you're also entitled to one steal. So

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<v Speaker 2>if you prefer someone else. That's gift. You're like, give

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<v Speaker 2>it here mine.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, listen. It is the final show of the year,

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<v Speaker 1>as well as the Christmas episode. So I thought, got

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<v Speaker 1>a bit of bubbles. Guys.

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<v Speaker 2>See, we weren't going to drink because we drank last week,

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<v Speaker 2>and I thought two weeks in a row is a

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<v Speaker 2>bit that looks a bit bad. But it feels correct

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<v Speaker 2>that we're popping champions for the last episode we always do.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh cheers. Jeez, God could have been killed. You got

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<v Speaker 1>the glasses. Here we go. You've had a very very

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<v Speaker 1>profitable sorry, good year.

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<v Speaker 5>Debt.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there is actually destitute.

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<v Speaker 2>How would you actually get someone else in debt? If

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<v Speaker 2>we wanted to go about that, how do you get

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<v Speaker 2>because you can get yourself in debt easily, but how

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<v Speaker 2>do you get someone else in debt?

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<v Speaker 1>Like a so we like talk time share, we sell

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<v Speaker 1>gender on a time share. We scam her.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I don't know what any of that means.

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<v Speaker 1>There's your bubble. Excuse me?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, the tides out? What the fuck it was one

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<v Speaker 2>third of a glass?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you joking?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank kid, thank you here, Jenne?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want one?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Why not? He pass both, Mitchta Jesus, thank you so Jenna.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a bit of a lightweight, so one will be

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<v Speaker 2>more than enough.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm so excited for the Christmas gift exchange. The

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<v Speaker 1>gifts are in front of us, and we have all

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<v Speaker 1>gone for very different sized boxes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but just because it's small doesn't mean it's the

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<v Speaker 2>worst one. Although there's just something ingrained in us as humans,

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm thinking, Oh, I want the big one.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, the big looks good.

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<v Speaker 1>One does a good Mitch, you've got a big box too, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I do. I mean if I had a dollar sounding

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<v Speaker 1>like a lesbian at a nightclub, I've been eyeing off

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<v Speaker 1>your box all night.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks phenomenal al, So you wouldn't really see a

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<v Speaker 2>lesbian a nightclub.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, very marriage.

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<v Speaker 2>No one knows what they sound like.

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<v Speaker 7>Really.

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<v Speaker 1>One of my best friends from childhood just came out

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<v Speaker 1>as gay wow at twenty eight, late bloomer, late bloomer,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm so excited to go gay clubbing with her.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have any close lesbian friends. It's so exciting.

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<v Speaker 2>Neither do I. And I've been thinking I've got a

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<v Speaker 2>friend some lesbians on purpose because someone has to ask

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<v Speaker 2>me to father their child on.

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<v Speaker 1>One hundred, Yeah, of course, would you come out to

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<v Speaker 1>Birdcage a gay club in Sydney for the internationals.

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<v Speaker 2>Not even a gay club. It's a gay night a Wednesday. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't that pitiful?

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<v Speaker 1>What we have so.

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<v Speaker 2>Many gay clubs. But then for the lesbians they just

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<v Speaker 2>get a Wednesday evening.

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<v Speaker 1>But what venue is it?

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<v Speaker 2>It's at the Bank Hotel in Newtown. That's burkat Wow Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe Bird's a feather. Oh yeah, dance together.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, my gay friend who I won out great Christmas gift,

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<v Speaker 1>she came out to me, was like you shocked her

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<v Speaker 1>and absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 2>Were you the first third?

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<v Speaker 1>And I was so fucking offended.

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<v Speaker 2>That's pretty high up the peck and Mitch, I think.

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<v Speaker 1>You were like second person I ever came out to.

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<v Speaker 5>Really first, I was the first.

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<v Speaker 1>Jenna and you. Jenna kept saying puff under a breath

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<v Speaker 1>for years as I worked here, and I thought she

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<v Speaker 1>was just referring to the purple couches here at the

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<v Speaker 1>radio station, but no, it was a slur. Yeah, Mitch,

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<v Speaker 1>you were like the second or the I don't remember

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<v Speaker 1>the first. I think it was you. It could have

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<v Speaker 1>been me because it was via Facebook Messenger and I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted it to sound like it was cool and I

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<v Speaker 1>had told one hundred people, but.

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<v Speaker 2>You gas lip me for not having already known, like

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe you didn't know, you know, I'm gay?

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, oh no, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was not.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I think you did that and now I know

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<v Speaker 2>that I was the first that's so gas lighted, Like

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<v Speaker 2>how did you not know? Everyone knows?

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, Merry Christmas, Cheers, cheers, we have to talk.

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<v Speaker 2>Cheers to season five of vid GYM. Thank you to

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<v Speaker 2>everyone that's been listening from the beginning. Thank you to

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<v Speaker 2>everyone that's joining us along the way. Cheers.

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<v Speaker 1>We should have done like an igym rapped, Like how

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<v Speaker 1>Spotify do it? Actually, we get one fun fact for

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<v Speaker 1>people that might not know, but because we create the podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>we get a special creator. Yeah, Spotify rapped and it

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<v Speaker 1>tells you new listeners, countries of listeners, demographic everything.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of numbers were being thrown around. It's confusing,

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<v Speaker 2>but yeah, they basically just said a very high percentage

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<v Speaker 2>of people that listen to the podcast this year it

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<v Speaker 2>was their first time listening, so got.

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<v Speaker 1>A bunch of new idiots.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't that fun?

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome, thank you for listening, and tell a friend like

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of times when I meet someone out or

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<v Speaker 1>like we go gay Cobby, like I love your show.

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<v Speaker 1>A friend, like a gay friend was listening and they

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<v Speaker 1>told me to listen. So that's our Your Christmas gift

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<v Speaker 1>to us this year is to just tell a friend

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<v Speaker 1>about the.

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<v Speaker 2>Podcast word of mouth mate.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, totally it works.

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<v Speaker 4>It really works.

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<v Speaker 1>Also a lot of UK and the US listeners, which

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<v Speaker 1>is so cool. I can't remember who was in front

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<v Speaker 1>out of those two UK you. I think it was

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<v Speaker 1>a UK potentially probably, I don't know. Anyway, I'll be

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<v Speaker 1>heading into your UK idiots and I'll be coming to

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<v Speaker 1>the country.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, don't be foul.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow. My WAYO is similar to my Santa Wow. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>it's in the same point of my throat.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't reckon. I could pull off either of those things,

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<v Speaker 2>the ho ho or the way try both now. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>I need to know when do you use a WAYO?

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<v Speaker 1>What's appropriate?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I can I say something yeah? No, you guys

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<v Speaker 3>doing that way or whatever? Thing over here is so annoying?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh can you hear it from your end of the office?

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<v Speaker 1>Single context where with our show that we use the

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<v Speaker 1>iHeart Studios, which is also the Kiss FM studios.

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<v Speaker 2>And right next door down the hallway is WSFM, the

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<v Speaker 2>old people station with Jenner work.

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<v Speaker 1>Correct. So what you I started the way that's my

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<v Speaker 1>catch call.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, everyone does it, and it's the most irritating thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Well we do it, meach, when there's a big success,

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<v Speaker 1>when a child falls over, when something funny happens, you

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<v Speaker 1>go wowow see I sort of interpreted as the equivalent

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<v Speaker 1>of it. But that well, yeah, yeah, definitely that's me.

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<v Speaker 1>Do it again. Well that is good.

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<v Speaker 5>That's something that i'd hear from.

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<v Speaker 1>Try fuck, okay, hang on, it's got to come to

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<v Speaker 1>the diaphragm of film.

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<v Speaker 5>That was actually no, that was that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me close my eyes, go christ that's actually it's

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<v Speaker 1>actually good.

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<v Speaker 2>I put my whole core strength into that.

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<v Speaker 1>That that hurts. That was impressing.

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<v Speaker 5>That was good.

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<v Speaker 1>See. I think I'd be a great like Christmas song

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<v Speaker 1>cover singer, you know, like if I were just again

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<v Speaker 1>here we go, I could do this. You do. Santa

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<v Speaker 1>Baby is Santa Baby. It's great for you to be

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<v Speaker 1>Santa Baby, and I'll be this boo boom Sana Baby

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<v Speaker 1>words it's actually very generous.

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<v Speaker 2>A bit insulted that you said this sounds so mean.

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<v Speaker 1>It's perfect for me. Listen to it.

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<v Speaker 7>Then an awful good girl, Santa Baby Harry down the

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<v Speaker 7>chimney too.

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<v Speaker 5>So this version is not called the one's better.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, absolutely, no, that's not what we want this It

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<v Speaker 1>is all right. Well, it's our final show of the year.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't wait for the gift exchange coming up. But of

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<v Speaker 1>course a real Christmas snack. I have been in the

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<v Speaker 1>kitchen all night. I will be presenting at last the

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<v Speaker 1>apple sandwich.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I can tell you it's a chicken mayonnaise

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<v Speaker 1>fennel an apple sandwich made from scratch by me. I

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<v Speaker 1>poached the chicken. And it's one of the rights that

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<v Speaker 1>we're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>This is because I'm just anti fruit in places that

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<v Speaker 2>ought not be I e. Salads and sandwiches.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen what you've done with a banana in your time.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't lie.

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me.

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<v Speaker 1>You put fruit in places that God never intended it scenario.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you have seen me do that?

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<v Speaker 1>You talks of such a lie that could never be true. Yeah, well, fruit,

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<v Speaker 1>and I know what you two get up to. Nice fruit,

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<v Speaker 1>not my best known away like a little way. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's one syllable. Yeah, the chicken sandwich full of mayo,

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<v Speaker 1>full of no no. You know my favorite streaming service

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<v Speaker 1>cow not this.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway. Thank you for organizing this champagne for it's Mitchell,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll transfer you shouldn't have.

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<v Speaker 1>To pay Yeah, good?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh please don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually after the apple sandwich later in the show today,

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<v Speaker 1>I've actually brought another treat, Mmm, crackers. What was a brand?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? So oh god? Okay, well, any brand listeners that

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<v Speaker 2>have discovered us over summer, and this episode is at

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<v Speaker 2>the top of the feed, welcome this thought of bullshit

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<v Speaker 2>we get up to.

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<v Speaker 1>We're on break at the time of listening. When we

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<v Speaker 1>come back, we promise there'll be better content. We can't

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<v Speaker 1>promise anything, rane Fried. What we can promise is that

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<v Speaker 1>every week we start the show with it is It

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<v Speaker 1>Just Me? Something we've noticed hey to appreciate.

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<v Speaker 2>Every Monday, Mitch and I bringing is It Just Me?

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<v Speaker 2>Each but being a Wednesday, we're handing it over to you.

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<v Speaker 2>But it is it just You?

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<v Speaker 1>Today? The last is It Just You of the year.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to Tamworth where we've got ol Hello.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, Hi, how are you Merry Christmas, darl And I

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<v Speaker 2>like what you did there with the hello are you

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<v Speaker 2>hello you?

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<v Speaker 1>How's teen Worth this time of year? Very hot?

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<v Speaker 4>Very very hot.

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<v Speaker 1>I can imagine Timworth is like a big country town,

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<v Speaker 1>but it also gets freezing as fuck. It does. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the big city. Have you been to Sydney?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, compared to the countrytown I grew up in,

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<v Speaker 2>Tamworth would be considered a city.

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<v Speaker 5>That's true.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a good guys ship. That city's bag. What

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<v Speaker 1>time do your coals and woolies close of the night? Nine? Oh? Fuck?

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<v Speaker 7>That?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there anything twenty four hours there? Like a servo

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<v Speaker 2>uber eats anything like that?

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<v Speaker 1>Macas from ten Worth, I've got the shock.

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<v Speaker 2>Of me life. And I had a house party of

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<v Speaker 2>their friend's place in Forbes and it was like ten

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<v Speaker 2>thirty and I was like, God, I'm starving.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we get the foods?

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<v Speaker 2>She goes, there's nothing open in Forbes After ten pm,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh my god, it becomes so spoiled

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<v Speaker 2>and used to Sydney.

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<v Speaker 1>There I had to make something in the kitchen. God forbid.

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<v Speaker 2>How I just starved to death, which made me.

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<v Speaker 1>With you and all the farm life. Well you got

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<v Speaker 1>the golden guitar, right ol. Yes, yeah, you said it

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<v Speaker 1>like Miley Cyrus.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I love.

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<v Speaker 1>Joined on my own. No way that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't just the words Miley Cyrus.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Well wow, God, I thought I was a fan girl

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<v Speaker 2>with all the merch that I've drunk purchased. But tattoo

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<v Speaker 2>from my lee whereabouts.

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<v Speaker 1>On your arm?

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<v Speaker 5>On my forearm where everyone can see it?

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<v Speaker 4>Of course?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Where that's dedication.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you like the new one, the new song? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, yeah, you would have to if you imagine

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<v Speaker 1>if you hated it, they'd be embarrassing to wear a

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<v Speaker 1>long sleeve neckerchief for years. All right, let's get you

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<v Speaker 1>to do the last Is it just you of the year?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you ready out?

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<v Speaker 2>No pressure our?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Bradley's going to count you in, bluck. Is

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<v Speaker 1>it just me? Does every man on a dating app

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<v Speaker 1>have a filthy feral beard?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, a filthy feral bee f f B.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate an f B.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm with you everything fonts the Hinge by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>fuck sake.

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<v Speaker 1>Well mit, you found your beloved show I did on Hinge.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell us about that.

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<v Speaker 2>I hear about that in the addat I have hit

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<v Speaker 2>you will.

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<v Speaker 1>I have and I love hinge, but yes, every man

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm dating man exclusively have shitty, rady beards. If

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<v Speaker 1>you notice that, ol.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, it's disgusting. I'm like, shave it off, get rid

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<v Speaker 5>of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Feel it's coming into fashion. Isn't it the beer? But

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<v Speaker 2>I notice a lot of people with spass facial hair

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<v Speaker 2>that you can't really grow a proper beard. Are just

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<v Speaker 2>jumping the gun a beer. It's not a beerd It

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<v Speaker 2>just looks like you need a shave.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, are the worst?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, there's the inner time worth coming out, not even

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<v Speaker 1>talking about just all stop. They should be eradicated.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it's funny whenever Shan's facial hair grows with

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<v Speaker 2>a certain length, it's red hair, really, brother in law,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just a redhead beard.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you've gotten close enough to me,

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<v Speaker 1>but I've got a full blown mustache at the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>My inner ethnic is really showing.

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<v Speaker 2>How's it going on the dating apps? In time worth?

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<v Speaker 2>Just generally speaking though, because like I know that country

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<v Speaker 2>town people, the pool is a bit smaller. You run

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<v Speaker 2>out of potential matches a lot quicker.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, it's awful.

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<v Speaker 1>You'd match up with a sheep. If you kept swiping,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd get a rose from a goat. Hey, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to go to Billy Tea tonight and Damper. You never

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<v Speaker 1>bibility in Tamper. You lived on my land, the Great

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<v Speaker 1>Ozzie Bush Camp, they said a kitchen. See, then we

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<v Speaker 1>need to reinvent school camp because I went to the

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<v Speaker 1>Great Dozzy Bush Camp. Which don't start me on that

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<v Speaker 1>being burnt down because I'll be upset again.

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<v Speaker 2>I was at the fake ularu. Correct, that was that deserved.

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<v Speaker 1>To be burnt down, evil that they were playing into.

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<v Speaker 1>But they'd be like, this is how people in Forbes live.

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<v Speaker 1>They have bush tap for dinner and they have Damper

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<v Speaker 1>with golden syrup and butter.

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<v Speaker 2>You've never been to my hometown bog and Gate, but

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<v Speaker 2>I should take you out there and try and time

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<v Speaker 2>in around the Trundle Bush Tucker Festival.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I love a bushtuck a day.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe, Oh I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually would now that I'm close with your parents

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<v Speaker 1>like your mom DMS me and oh you'd love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course I'd love to come. Just finding the time,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Well, our Merry Christmas, Happy New Year? How

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<v Speaker 1>long have you been listening?

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<v Speaker 8>Pretty much forever.

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<v Speaker 1>That's you're a day one. We'll make sure you hit.

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<v Speaker 5>Up Mitch's Newcastle shows.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, that's still going to be a bit of a

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<v Speaker 2>trick for you. Turn Worth to Newcastle.

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<v Speaker 4>How far is that it is? It's four hours but

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<v Speaker 4>it's ccosis and we're holding out.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so sweet. That's really quil your dedication. That's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>You're featured on the show now, so.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, make sure you heat up Jenna on our Instagram

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<v Speaker 2>and a couple of mitches and you can claim your prize.

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<v Speaker 5>Might take some time because I'm going on a cruise, so.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you won't get that till mid Mar. It's coming,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll get it in September. Happy New Year.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks Alan.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to get in touch dms oh, you

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<v Speaker 1>can of course send us a text on this number.

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<v Speaker 8>Till nine A two zero two.

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<v Speaker 4>Nine.

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<v Speaker 2>That's our beautiful roving reporter Oscar singing there and he

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<v Speaker 2>will be joining us in a bit for our Savage

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<v Speaker 2>Santas Jane.

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<v Speaker 1>And we thought there's there's no fun in three people

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<v Speaker 1>playing Savage Santo.

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<v Speaker 2>Well there's that, but also the whole family should be together.

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<v Speaker 5>I agree, I agree.

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<v Speaker 2>Contraceptive Diaphram Sam a call later.

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<v Speaker 1>I assume a close friends story that poor bustards flat out.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a living Yeah, there's absolutely no guarantee.

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<v Speaker 1>So stressed. He's very good at what he does, but

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<v Speaker 1>very stressed and somehow thinner than before. I didn't think

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<v Speaker 1>it was possible.

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<v Speaker 2>He seems to be loving the new gig. That's anyone

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<v Speaker 2>worried about our former team member Sam.

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<v Speaker 1>Now he's killing and he's clearly got more cash. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I saw him the other day and he was

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<v Speaker 1>in a full suit.

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<v Speaker 2>A full suit before he just that half like a

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<v Speaker 2>news reader that has board shorts under the desk but

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<v Speaker 2>fancy up top.

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<v Speaker 4>That was se.

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<v Speaker 1>Very that is it just me the rude shocks of

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<v Speaker 1>young adults.

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<v Speaker 4>Food.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, the moment you've all been waiting for.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody, you throw around, Oh, it's what you've been waiting for,

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<v Speaker 2>but really waiting.

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<v Speaker 1>You are the one who requested that I bring this

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<v Speaker 1>segment to the show after. That's not true. I'll remind

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<v Speaker 1>you all that a few weeks on the show, we

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<v Speaker 1>had this discussion.

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<v Speaker 2>Any salads that have bits of apple in it? Fucking

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<v Speaker 2>I hate fruit in salad.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, but apple's not a fruit. Apples is

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<v Speaker 1>but I mean apple has apples, but apple on a sandwich.

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<v Speaker 6>No.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that cut us off early because you said, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm bringing one in next week. I didn't demand. But

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<v Speaker 2>you're trying to change me mind. I'll try and be

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit more open minded than I was in

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<v Speaker 2>that audio.

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<v Speaker 1>Correct. I just feel and I'm gonna be serious here.

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<v Speaker 1>A bit of cranberry, a bit of sweet, natural fresh

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<v Speaker 1>fruit in a salad or a sandwich can change the world.

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<v Speaker 1>A Waldorf salad famously.

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<v Speaker 2>Has Pah, that's my least favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what about a nut? Do you like a macadamia

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<v Speaker 1>pine nut salad? What are you a fucking rabbit like it?

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<v Speaker 2>Grow up?

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<v Speaker 1>Salads aren't just lettuce. It's not weight Watchers Days nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>ninety And.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even like lettuce in a salad.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you want in a salad?

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<v Speaker 2>Finich?

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<v Speaker 1>Baby?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>What about rice? Do you're like rice? Grains of rice?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't dislike it, but it's not my go to.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not like, thank god there's rice in the South.

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<v Speaker 7>No.

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<v Speaker 1>No, if a salad has something sweeten it, I am

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<v Speaker 1>sold to describe apple as sweet, but it adds sweetness

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<v Speaker 1>to a salad and it also adds sweetness.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not that I don't like apples. I like a

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<v Speaker 2>standalone Granny Smith. I like him in a smoothie.

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<v Speaker 1>But on a sandwich, well sure, listen, the comments were

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<v Speaker 1>split colors of honey, says oh my god, pair and

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<v Speaker 1>a salad is lit one of my favorite salads feta

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<v Speaker 1>avocado mix, lettice, walnuts, pears. There you go. Aj Aj

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<v Speaker 1>says apple on a sandwich. No, but peanut butter and jelly. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>what watermelon? Fetta salad? Lisa says, apple on a sandwich

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<v Speaker 1>is a punishable offense. Well, you've just been blocked, bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>So you've prepared an apple sandwich for me?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you? I have spent hours in the kitchen slaving away.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you it's not easy to put apple

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<v Speaker 1>in a sandwich.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna take hours of slaving for an apple fanmiwich.

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<v Speaker 1>Mitchell I found recipe.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh this is not like your go to, No, this

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<v Speaker 2>is my go too. This is the most effort is

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<v Speaker 2>ever put into anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I took photos to prove it to you. I poached

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<v Speaker 1>chicken breast in salt and pepper. Oh, I'm looking forward

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<v Speaker 1>to that apple ruin it. No, I add cuby, mayonnaise, salt, pepper,

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<v Speaker 1>celery salt, and onion powder, white bread. Ladies and gentlemen,

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<v Speaker 1>I bring to you, Mitchell and Jenna, something that I

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<v Speaker 1>prepared earlier, the apple sandwich. Wow, so I have one

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<v Speaker 1>half of the sandwich for you each.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not I don't. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>You are getting it?

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<v Speaker 2>No, why don't you want to try?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't eat mayonnaise, and also I don't like white bread.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't eat mayonnaise.

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<v Speaker 5>No, what's wrong with you? Mayonnaise makes me sick.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I've made you a non mayonnaise site. No you haven't, Mitchell,

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<v Speaker 1>this is for you, Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>So where where do the apples come into it?

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<v Speaker 1>Let me just lift, just take it and investigate.

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<v Speaker 2>The rest of it. Looks so fine. But the apples

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<v Speaker 2>in a sandwich.

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<v Speaker 1>You're serious? So describe what you two are seen.

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<v Speaker 5>All the apples have all mayonnaise on them.

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<v Speaker 2>You've done it very well. It looks like this is

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<v Speaker 2>not an insult. It looks like a survey sandwich.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'll take that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it sounds beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like a chicken sandwich.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the apple is you'll notice it's very thinly sliced

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<v Speaker 1>because it took me a while to slice, and I

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<v Speaker 1>had to get a couple of wrong slices to get

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<v Speaker 1>it right. Because you don't want it to be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm chewing into apple. You just want a little crunch

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<v Speaker 1>and a burst of freshness, and Jenne, you have to

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<v Speaker 1>have a bite.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll have a bite.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's a trash can here if you need it.

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<v Speaker 1>But for God's sake, leave a little. It's Christmas, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a last show that. Yeah, have some apple sandwich.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't help but notice that you're not having any

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<v Speaker 2>apple sandwich? Is it because you know it's revolting and

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<v Speaker 2>trying to fuck with it, sabotaging us.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'll tell you as I made it. I had

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<v Speaker 1>a full sandwich myself last night about it last night.

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<v Speaker 5>I better not get sick before my cruise.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll be fine, Jenny. You're gonna get sick on that

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<v Speaker 1>fucking cruise, all right?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh like someone who's prone to see.

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<v Speaker 5>No, actually I'm not. I don't get so sick.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, let's go, they're about to both.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm going to take me bite apple sandwich.

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<v Speaker 1>Here.

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<v Speaker 4>We got.

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<v Speaker 1>M Jenna, get some meat.

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<v Speaker 2>You who just had a Nibbleance spat it out.

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<v Speaker 1>Jenna.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 4>So it's just wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Then chicken and everything else beautiful, but the apple ruins that.

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<v Speaker 1>They get a bigger bite. No, I can't go to

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of mich You've gone to the corner. You're

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<v Speaker 1>getting apple.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, okay, all right, I'll do one more bite. Open mind, Mitchell,

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<v Speaker 2>open mind, here we go.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, just the crunch of that as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Give me yours, Jenner, I have a bite. I'll have

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<v Speaker 1>a bite. Open fair, to be fair.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me finish chewing.

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<v Speaker 1>It feels wrong talking and you try.

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<v Speaker 5>Just that sounds of the apple.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the apple sounds like it's gone real powdery.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Really. My official review is that I can't even taste

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<v Speaker 2>the apple. Thanks, fuck just quietly. But the texture of

0:23:19.600 --> 0:23:22.840
<v Speaker 2>it is just so unnecessary. The sandwich is stunning without

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<v Speaker 2>the apple.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I beg to different.

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<v Speaker 5>There's no point in including an apple.

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<v Speaker 1>Freshness. Got you know what this is? I was born

0:23:30.560 --> 0:23:33.480
<v Speaker 1>in Sydney. You were born in the country.

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<v Speaker 2>I was actually born in Sydney.

0:23:34.800 --> 0:23:38.960
<v Speaker 1>You were born in can Stratford upon Avon and a

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<v Speaker 1>belltowner somewhere. You were used the milk for dinner and

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<v Speaker 1>then you had lamb stew. I have a refined palette.

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<v Speaker 1>You've really pissed me off.

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<v Speaker 2>You've never struck me as a fussy eater.

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<v Speaker 1>Cheers to that.

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<v Speaker 2>I just think we should spend a bit more time

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<v Speaker 2>recognizing the rest of the sandwich. It's fucking gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 1>Is yummy without the apple?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm very impressed.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you know what I think this is. This is

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<v Speaker 1>just a simple case of we have different palettes.

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<v Speaker 2>Clearly, I just don't really trust you when it comes

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<v Speaker 2>to apple and misinformation. Your track record is not good.

0:24:16.560 --> 0:24:19.439
<v Speaker 2>Not only did you boldly claim that apple's not a fruit,

0:24:20.000 --> 0:24:22.359
<v Speaker 2>but you've also said in the past apple has the

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<v Speaker 2>same amount of caffeine as one shot of coffee, which

0:24:25.320 --> 0:24:27.399
<v Speaker 2>turned out to be complete and ut of bullshit. So

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<v Speaker 2>I just think when it comes to apples, you don't

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<v Speaker 2>really know what.

0:24:29.920 --> 0:24:32.600
<v Speaker 1>You're talking in midst of a horrific breakup, so thinking.

0:24:32.680 --> 0:24:34.879
<v Speaker 2>Zero caffeine, what does the breakup have to do?

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<v Speaker 1>It was at the same time that I made that

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<v Speaker 1>faux pas, which one the apple caffeine?

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<v Speaker 2>Who is before?

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm being gassed?

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<v Speaker 2>It was ages ago.

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<v Speaker 1>I've slaved now I know what my mother feels like.

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<v Speaker 1>I have slaved over the kitchen all night for you bastards,

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<v Speaker 1>and and you slapped me in the face with my breakup.

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<v Speaker 1>You brought it up.

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<v Speaker 2>And where the one gets learning him sandwhich is done,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you. Just wish you didn't have the bullshit apple

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<v Speaker 2>on it. And I see I can't even You've cut

0:25:04.840 --> 0:25:06.280
<v Speaker 2>them thath thinly that I can barely taste it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just the texture, that's the point.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if you can't taste it, why pop it on there?

0:25:10.320 --> 0:25:14.920
<v Speaker 1>It's cold like it's when they add microhobs some sort

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<v Speaker 1>of reaction here.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I'm going to peel my bits of apple off

0:25:18.560 --> 0:25:20.000
<v Speaker 2>the sandwich. You want to add them to yours?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't. I don't want to that much. Oh

0:25:21.800 --> 0:25:24.119
<v Speaker 1>you don't even like not that much? No, because I

0:25:24.160 --> 0:25:26.960
<v Speaker 1>can admit that too much. There is such thing i'll

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<v Speaker 1>right in this age of apple. Don't tell Tim Cook

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<v Speaker 1>there's such thing as too much apple?

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<v Speaker 4>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, okay, what am I going to do with

0:25:35.880 --> 0:25:39.280
<v Speaker 2>these apple bits? I'm not leaving them on my starting sandwich.

0:25:39.280 --> 0:25:39.879
<v Speaker 1>Put them in the bin.

0:25:40.560 --> 0:25:41.040
<v Speaker 2>What a way?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, that's wasting the apple.

0:25:42.920 --> 0:25:44.600
<v Speaker 1>You're going to get me canceled. First it was that

0:25:44.680 --> 0:25:47.920
<v Speaker 1>missing bitch. Now it's the apple Mitch schmu laughs at kids.

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<v Speaker 2>What missing bitch?

0:25:49.520 --> 0:25:49.639
<v Speaker 1>Who?

0:25:50.200 --> 0:25:51.439
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, damn it.

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<v Speaker 1>Enjoy the sandwich, guys.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll save the apple bits for the birds out the front.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the receptionists have names present time next?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just me?

0:26:06.040 --> 0:26:08.720
<v Speaker 3>You can follow the show online, just search a couple

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<v Speaker 3>of mitches.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't, you're a little bit well.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's feeling savage? Yeah?

0:26:16.280 --> 0:26:18.639
<v Speaker 1>I'm in a savage mood? Are you a little bit?

0:26:18.720 --> 0:26:18.880
<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

0:26:18.920 --> 0:26:20.440
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I could. I could go either way.

0:26:20.440 --> 0:26:22.320
<v Speaker 1>It could be really kind and warm, although knowing me,

0:26:22.359 --> 0:26:24.760
<v Speaker 1>I'll get pissed off, like if I get a shit gift.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sensing a bit of crankiness from you today. We're

0:26:27.040 --> 0:26:29.600
<v Speaker 2>about to do Savage Santa. This could tip you over

0:26:29.640 --> 0:26:30.040
<v Speaker 2>the edge.

0:26:30.080 --> 0:26:30.800
<v Speaker 1>It really could.

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<v Speaker 5>Excited So, rather.

0:26:31.880 --> 0:26:34.159
<v Speaker 2>Than you know, giving gifts to each other like we

0:26:34.200 --> 0:26:36.920
<v Speaker 2>would normally, we've decided to do Savage Santa this year. Yeah,

0:26:37.040 --> 0:26:40.280
<v Speaker 2>everyone brings one gift, everyone receives one gift, but we

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<v Speaker 2>also have the opportunity to steal a gift from someone

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<v Speaker 2>if we'd prefer it.

0:26:43.680 --> 0:26:44.000
<v Speaker 1>Correct.

0:26:44.280 --> 0:26:45.800
<v Speaker 2>I think we should all be here for this our

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<v Speaker 2>fourth wheel roving report, Oscar. Come on in, We're ready

0:26:48.640 --> 0:26:53.400
<v Speaker 2>for I come on, chicken chock, chuck your present.

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<v Speaker 1>On the pile.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, there we go, little boy bus.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back. Great to have you, Thank.

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<v Speaker 4>You, Merry Christmas.

0:27:03.880 --> 0:27:07.080
<v Speaker 1>Family's all in, we're all here. Yeah, this is gorgeous.

0:27:07.080 --> 0:27:09.159
<v Speaker 2>By the way, Oscar, you can blame Jenna for our

0:27:09.240 --> 0:27:11.919
<v Speaker 2>Christmas party being ruined because we were going to do

0:27:12.119 --> 0:27:15.119
<v Speaker 2>the ham raffle for our Christmas party at the Bowler,

0:27:15.480 --> 0:27:16.840
<v Speaker 2>but I cleared my schedule.

0:27:17.080 --> 0:27:19.960
<v Speaker 5>I'm going on a cruise tomorrow, so fuck you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, fuck geriatric cruise.

0:27:24.880 --> 0:27:30.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe we'll have to swap the wheels, jennifor.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't sabotage my crew.

0:27:32.040 --> 0:27:32.800
<v Speaker 1>We might need to.

0:27:32.960 --> 0:27:35.440
<v Speaker 2>We no, I mean like swapping our third wheel and four.

0:27:35.720 --> 0:27:39.159
<v Speaker 5>Don't you dare get a promotion. I will cancel my cruise.

0:27:39.359 --> 0:27:39.679
<v Speaker 3>I'm not.

0:27:41.640 --> 0:27:42.359
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't do that.

0:27:42.359 --> 0:27:42.880
<v Speaker 2>It's all right.

0:27:43.520 --> 0:27:44.160
<v Speaker 1>Actually sorry.

0:27:44.160 --> 0:27:46.920
<v Speaker 2>We were all hoeing into Champagne Oscar, which like some bubble.

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<v Speaker 1>Oscar. Would you could I treat you with an apple sandwich?

0:27:51.560 --> 0:27:51.800
<v Speaker 4>Yes?

0:27:52.760 --> 0:27:55.320
<v Speaker 1>Try it? Try the apple sandwich.

0:27:55.320 --> 0:27:58.080
<v Speaker 2>Why not make sure you open up and see where

0:27:58.119 --> 0:28:01.080
<v Speaker 2>the where the apple? Need to experience the apple.

0:28:01.119 --> 0:28:05.320
<v Speaker 4>I just love that it's half eaten, made one.

0:28:05.840 --> 0:28:09.320
<v Speaker 1>I paid for the ingredients. I'm not making it a

0:28:09.400 --> 0:28:09.920
<v Speaker 1>munch here.

0:28:10.280 --> 0:28:11.440
<v Speaker 4>I hope you all like this.

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<v Speaker 1>Apple. What are your thoughts?

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<v Speaker 4>That's not bad?

0:28:17.560 --> 0:28:18.120
<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

0:28:18.560 --> 0:28:19.399
<v Speaker 4>I actually really liked.

0:28:19.440 --> 0:28:20.800
<v Speaker 1>Well, we needed some positivity.

0:28:20.840 --> 0:28:22.760
<v Speaker 2>But can you admit you can barely even taste the apple?

0:28:22.840 --> 0:28:23.760
<v Speaker 2>So what's the point?

0:28:24.480 --> 0:28:25.560
<v Speaker 4>No? I think I might finish it.

0:28:25.960 --> 0:28:30.040
<v Speaker 1>Please. I think you Oscar is someone with a clear mind.

0:28:30.119 --> 0:28:30.960
<v Speaker 1>I really like that.

0:28:31.880 --> 0:28:33.520
<v Speaker 2>Is your favorite now, but he could fuck you over

0:28:33.560 --> 0:28:34.520
<v Speaker 2>in Savage Center.

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<v Speaker 1>Does well? Can I just say, let's have a moment

0:28:37.800 --> 0:28:40.120
<v Speaker 1>to pitch ourselves. I think the gift that I got

0:28:40.480 --> 0:28:44.520
<v Speaker 1>is everyone will love great for adults or children. And

0:28:44.640 --> 0:28:46.360
<v Speaker 1>I'll be honest. I hate to toot my own horn,

0:28:46.400 --> 0:28:50.479
<v Speaker 1>but I actually blue budget. Yeah, just a little bit over,

0:28:50.560 --> 0:28:51.520
<v Speaker 1>but I blue budget. Yes.

0:28:51.720 --> 0:28:54.600
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, this is how it's going to work, Right

0:28:54.600 --> 0:28:58.040
<v Speaker 2>in front of me. I've got Mitchell Cheery's Canadian two

0:28:58.280 --> 0:29:00.040
<v Speaker 2>thanks to our listen NERTRITI if it's sending the so

0:29:00.040 --> 0:29:01.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to draw our names out of a hat,

0:29:01.520 --> 0:29:04.680
<v Speaker 2>and this decides the order in which we all get

0:29:04.720 --> 0:29:08.760
<v Speaker 2>to open a present. So if you're picked out first. Unfortunately,

0:29:09.200 --> 0:29:12.080
<v Speaker 2>you don't have the opportunity to steal someone else's present.

0:29:11.920 --> 0:29:13.360
<v Speaker 1>Unless your gift are stolen, of course.

0:29:13.440 --> 0:29:15.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, someone can steal yours absolutely.

0:29:15.840 --> 0:29:18.120
<v Speaker 1>Now are we limiting how many steals? Do we get?

0:29:18.160 --> 0:29:19.000
<v Speaker 1>One steal each?

0:29:19.120 --> 0:29:20.040
<v Speaker 4>Or we can do work?

0:29:20.120 --> 0:29:22.720
<v Speaker 1>So once you steal, you can't steal again.

0:29:23.080 --> 0:29:25.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, it has to be one theft. And so

0:29:25.400 --> 0:29:28.040
<v Speaker 2>the person who's drawn out of the hat last, that's

0:29:28.040 --> 0:29:29.960
<v Speaker 2>actually the best spot to be in because you've got

0:29:30.000 --> 0:29:31.880
<v Speaker 2>the pick of all four gifts. You can steal any of.

0:29:31.880 --> 0:29:33.320
<v Speaker 5>It, and we can steal our own gift.

0:29:33.720 --> 0:29:34.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah we don't.

0:29:34.280 --> 0:29:35.560
<v Speaker 2>I suppose there's no reason you can't.

0:29:35.600 --> 0:29:37.240
<v Speaker 1>And we also don't have to admit that it's ours

0:29:37.280 --> 0:29:39.200
<v Speaker 1>or not. So all right, Mitch's got the twok in

0:29:39.240 --> 0:29:39.560
<v Speaker 1>his hand.

0:29:39.640 --> 0:29:42.040
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm drawing the names out of the hat ready.

0:29:42.040 --> 0:29:43.200
<v Speaker 4>Jesus, I'm nervous.

0:29:43.320 --> 0:29:43.960
<v Speaker 5>I'm scared.

0:29:44.800 --> 0:29:49.840
<v Speaker 2>The person opening the present first, Oscar, Oh.

0:29:50.480 --> 0:29:52.360
<v Speaker 1>That's only right. You're the back and forth the wheel.

0:29:52.520 --> 0:29:56.520
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, alright, so that mean Oscar's going, Oh, should

0:29:56.560 --> 0:29:57.120
<v Speaker 2>we do it now?

0:29:57.200 --> 0:29:58.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we'll get the order. To get the order, I'll

0:29:58.800 --> 0:29:59.040
<v Speaker 1>get the.

0:29:59.000 --> 0:30:10.200
<v Speaker 2>Fool hand back in right, okay, next, Jenna, your second.

0:30:10.320 --> 0:30:11.320
<v Speaker 2>This is in order of the.

0:30:13.360 --> 0:30:14.560
<v Speaker 4>Order of hierarchy.

0:30:14.760 --> 0:30:17.400
<v Speaker 2>Well, now let's see. Now, let's see who is Who's

0:30:18.440 --> 0:30:23.200
<v Speaker 2>Mitchell Cumb's next. So you're gonna be last. You've got

0:30:23.240 --> 0:30:24.400
<v Speaker 2>the pick of all the presents.

0:30:24.720 --> 0:30:26.400
<v Speaker 1>Nothing ever happens in my favor.

0:30:26.480 --> 0:30:27.400
<v Speaker 2>This is fantastic.

0:30:28.080 --> 0:30:29.200
<v Speaker 4>I'm that pleased for you.

0:30:29.360 --> 0:30:30.600
<v Speaker 1>I've got the power.

0:30:31.200 --> 0:30:34.760
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so, Oscar, you can pick a present now, just

0:30:35.000 --> 0:30:37.680
<v Speaker 2>based off the vibe, which one looks the most appealing?

0:30:38.080 --> 0:30:39.120
<v Speaker 4>Over walk on over?

0:30:39.200 --> 0:30:43.080
<v Speaker 1>All? Right, you can pick any gift.

0:30:43.240 --> 0:30:46.720
<v Speaker 2>Okay, he's rifing through seeing what they all like.

0:30:46.800 --> 0:30:49.240
<v Speaker 4>You know, I'm going to go. I've decided I'm going

0:30:49.320 --> 0:30:50.520
<v Speaker 4>to go the big fuck off one.

0:30:50.840 --> 0:30:51.160
<v Speaker 1>Wow.

0:30:51.280 --> 0:30:53.040
<v Speaker 2>Wait, Mitchell Cherry's big one.

0:30:53.080 --> 0:30:56.080
<v Speaker 1>Not that is my box. I can confirm that looks

0:30:56.120 --> 0:30:57.640
<v Speaker 1>like a big clock or something.

0:30:57.920 --> 0:30:58.800
<v Speaker 2>It's very big.

0:30:58.920 --> 0:31:03.120
<v Speaker 1>It's probably the size of three steering wheels.

0:31:03.720 --> 0:31:04.720
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I couldn't think.

0:31:05.000 --> 0:31:06.120
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't think of something.

0:31:06.560 --> 0:31:13.840
<v Speaker 2>All right, here we go, what is it?

0:31:15.840 --> 0:31:16.600
<v Speaker 1>What is it?

0:31:16.880 --> 0:31:22.320
<v Speaker 2>You know what it is? You have to talk on

0:31:22.360 --> 0:31:22.920
<v Speaker 2>a podcast?

0:31:23.000 --> 0:31:26.960
<v Speaker 4>Sorry, I'm sorry. I just so. We've got the soft

0:31:27.200 --> 0:31:30.040
<v Speaker 4>archery set. Oh my god, from Uncle Kmar.

0:31:30.560 --> 0:31:31.520
<v Speaker 1>It's an archery set.

0:31:31.640 --> 0:31:34.360
<v Speaker 4>It is an archery set, and I can see why

0:31:34.440 --> 0:31:35.560
<v Speaker 4>Jenna would want to steal this.

0:31:35.720 --> 0:31:37.520
<v Speaker 2>It would bring it back to you know how Jenna

0:31:37.560 --> 0:31:40.880
<v Speaker 2>feels about weapons. Yeah, of course, so I just googled it. No,

0:31:40.920 --> 0:31:45.560
<v Speaker 2>you didn't blow budget at all. It's forty four.

0:31:47.000 --> 0:31:53.200
<v Speaker 1>No wrapping paper and this budget. Okay, what are your

0:31:53.200 --> 0:31:54.800
<v Speaker 1>thoughts on that you want to keep it?

0:31:55.040 --> 0:31:58.240
<v Speaker 4>Well, he doesn't have the choice choice, But if I

0:31:58.280 --> 0:31:59.840
<v Speaker 4>did have the choice, yes, I would keep it. This

0:31:59.920 --> 0:32:00.600
<v Speaker 4>is spectacular.

0:32:00.880 --> 0:32:03.560
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Jenna, your next you get to pick any of

0:32:03.560 --> 0:32:04.040
<v Speaker 2>the presents.

0:32:04.240 --> 0:32:07.080
<v Speaker 5>What do you think I'm gonna go with oscars box?

0:32:07.360 --> 0:32:07.719
<v Speaker 1>Okay?

0:32:07.840 --> 0:32:09.920
<v Speaker 4>Wow, I'm flatters.

0:32:11.440 --> 0:32:14.640
<v Speaker 1>Here we co she's quivering.

0:32:22.000 --> 0:32:22.760
<v Speaker 5>It's a vape.

0:32:25.320 --> 0:32:26.080
<v Speaker 1>What flavor?

0:32:27.600 --> 0:32:29.640
<v Speaker 5>Banana, pomegranate, cherry ice.

0:32:30.320 --> 0:32:32.120
<v Speaker 1>They're really chucking every fruit in there.

0:32:32.280 --> 0:32:35.600
<v Speaker 2>Pape vape. And then what's that other thing in there?

0:32:36.080 --> 0:32:38.520
<v Speaker 5>It's a little unicorn money box?

0:32:39.280 --> 0:32:41.080
<v Speaker 2>Here, a unicorn money box?

0:32:41.120 --> 0:32:41.320
<v Speaker 1>Yes?

0:32:42.080 --> 0:32:44.880
<v Speaker 4>Did you find that the two dollars shot?

0:32:45.680 --> 0:32:48.440
<v Speaker 1>Also, Jenna, don't forget you could have stolen the archery set.

0:32:48.520 --> 0:32:51.240
<v Speaker 2>No, she's allowed to decide now. She's open whether she

0:32:51.280 --> 0:32:54.040
<v Speaker 2>wants to keep the vape and the money box or

0:32:54.320 --> 0:32:55.040
<v Speaker 2>steal the archery.

0:32:55.440 --> 0:32:59.560
<v Speaker 1>Do you famously a vape or be save any money? No?

0:33:00.360 --> 0:33:01.320
<v Speaker 2>Collect trapnel?

0:33:01.400 --> 0:33:01.440
<v Speaker 8>No?

0:33:01.720 --> 0:33:03.640
<v Speaker 1>And we did, say, Mitch, we put her in financial

0:33:03.720 --> 0:33:08.440
<v Speaker 1>ruin this episode. Yes, we did did. Yeah, so your choice,

0:33:09.440 --> 0:33:10.520
<v Speaker 1>I'd like to steal.

0:33:12.080 --> 0:33:14.000
<v Speaker 2>So Oscars ended up with his own gifts.

0:33:14.840 --> 0:33:18.000
<v Speaker 5>Well, we don't know. You might want it when you's true?

0:33:18.920 --> 0:33:22.280
<v Speaker 4>Wow, honestly, I do think the soft archery set is

0:33:22.320 --> 0:33:27.360
<v Speaker 4>deserved for Jenna the cruise. If you if you don't

0:33:27.440 --> 0:33:30.040
<v Speaker 4>take this on the geriatric cruise, I'm going to have

0:33:30.080 --> 0:33:30.560
<v Speaker 4>the ships.

0:33:30.680 --> 0:33:31.000
<v Speaker 1>Wow.

0:33:32.040 --> 0:33:34.560
<v Speaker 2>All right, Now it's my term and the only two

0:33:34.600 --> 0:33:36.120
<v Speaker 2>presents left are mine and Jenne's.

0:33:36.120 --> 0:33:37.160
<v Speaker 1>I can't take my own.

0:33:37.240 --> 0:33:40.200
<v Speaker 2>No, it's Jenne's. Can you chuck it over here?

0:33:40.240 --> 0:33:41.320
<v Speaker 1>Yes? Of course, Here we go.

0:33:41.640 --> 0:33:44.480
<v Speaker 2>And you said, Mitch, you observed that this is from

0:33:44.480 --> 0:33:45.280
<v Speaker 2>a particular show.

0:33:45.320 --> 0:33:47.160
<v Speaker 1>I know exactly when they wrapped it.

0:33:47.160 --> 0:33:48.640
<v Speaker 4>It is beautiful that day on it.

0:33:48.800 --> 0:33:49.680
<v Speaker 1>Where where's that from?

0:33:50.120 --> 0:33:52.360
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to know, don't really Okay, alright, I'm

0:33:52.400 --> 0:33:52.920
<v Speaker 2>opening it up.

0:33:53.000 --> 0:33:54.160
<v Speaker 4>Okay, it's beautiful.

0:33:57.360 --> 0:34:02.840
<v Speaker 2>You're a gay a cosmetica bright eyes ie mask and creams.

0:34:02.840 --> 0:34:02.880
<v Speaker 3>You.

0:34:03.480 --> 0:34:06.560
<v Speaker 1>Ah, you've done well, you've done well.

0:34:07.360 --> 0:34:08.279
<v Speaker 5>It's a really good one.

0:34:08.400 --> 0:34:11.440
<v Speaker 1>That makes that porcel and Unicorn look like fucking shoot?

0:34:11.480 --> 0:34:16.680
<v Speaker 2>Do I seem to recall Mitch you said and I'm

0:34:16.719 --> 0:34:18.799
<v Speaker 2>actually getting a nice present. I'm not getting a joke

0:34:18.840 --> 0:34:19.960
<v Speaker 2>present You've got and.

0:34:21.880 --> 0:34:23.759
<v Speaker 1>I blew the budget on apple sandwich. I don't fuck

0:34:23.800 --> 0:34:24.719
<v Speaker 1>the people I'm going to get.

0:34:25.080 --> 0:34:26.720
<v Speaker 5>Are you sure you don't want to swamp?

0:34:27.400 --> 0:34:29.000
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god?

0:34:29.520 --> 0:34:32.919
<v Speaker 1>Wait, so Mitchell, you're keeping it for the time being.

0:34:32.960 --> 0:34:37.280
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, I actually did just buy a new I cream,

0:34:38.000 --> 0:34:40.960
<v Speaker 2>so maybe I don't need it because this is just

0:34:40.960 --> 0:34:43.280
<v Speaker 2>go in my spare pile, my spare creams.

0:34:43.960 --> 0:34:49.560
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever considered hunting or saving money?

0:34:50.000 --> 0:34:53.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm not considered hunting with suction plugs. No, have you

0:34:53.560 --> 0:34:55.600
<v Speaker 2>Wait until we take you to bug and we'll show

0:34:55.600 --> 0:34:58.279
<v Speaker 2>you how the real hunting's done. We'll take your pig and.

0:34:58.360 --> 0:35:02.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness, me, I'm not picking it. Will take

0:35:02.000 --> 0:35:07.080
<v Speaker 1>your pick and chalk. And I'm really torn. What should

0:35:07.080 --> 0:35:07.399
<v Speaker 1>I do?

0:35:08.480 --> 0:35:17.080
<v Speaker 2>Barga, I'm going to steal oscars. Oh you know it's

0:35:17.080 --> 0:35:18.840
<v Speaker 2>gonna happen. I'm gonna give you the vape, but then

0:35:18.880 --> 0:35:20.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm entitled to a puff anytime I lie.

0:35:22.160 --> 0:35:23.879
<v Speaker 1>Wow, Oh my god.

0:35:24.120 --> 0:35:29.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Okay, I've done my steel so cheery, you're lighter,

0:35:29.800 --> 0:35:32.080
<v Speaker 2>which means you've only got my presence ue wrap and

0:35:32.080 --> 0:35:34.160
<v Speaker 2>then you've got your pick of anyone else's if you

0:35:34.160 --> 0:35:34.759
<v Speaker 2>want to steal it.

0:35:34.920 --> 0:35:35.399
<v Speaker 6>Here we go.

0:35:35.960 --> 0:35:37.520
<v Speaker 1>I just want to have a look at the archery set.

0:35:37.560 --> 0:35:39.239
<v Speaker 1>Oh come on mate, can you open it up, Genna

0:35:39.239 --> 0:35:40.600
<v Speaker 1>while I search the others. I just want to have

0:35:40.600 --> 0:35:43.879
<v Speaker 1>a sample of the studio glass and Jenna just take

0:35:43.880 --> 0:35:45.600
<v Speaker 1>it out of the cardboard for me, because I want

0:35:45.600 --> 0:35:46.799
<v Speaker 1>to test it. And I'm going to have a look

0:35:46.800 --> 0:35:48.600
<v Speaker 1>at the mecha bride eyes of course, of course, just

0:35:48.600 --> 0:35:50.600
<v Speaker 1>because I know that I do have the power to steal.

0:35:51.400 --> 0:35:56.120
<v Speaker 1>Do not want the vape I've never vaped? Is the

0:35:56.160 --> 0:35:59.600
<v Speaker 1>biggest hydrogel I mask lovely.

0:36:00.120 --> 0:36:01.720
<v Speaker 2>Open your present, Cocka.

0:36:02.719 --> 0:36:04.839
<v Speaker 1>I'm just putting it on my desk now. Oh, it's

0:36:04.840 --> 0:36:06.760
<v Speaker 1>actually a big one. This is the big boss.

0:36:07.040 --> 0:36:10.120
<v Speaker 2>I would suggest that it's heavier than your archery set,

0:36:10.200 --> 0:36:11.279
<v Speaker 2>so mine's the big one.

0:36:11.360 --> 0:36:15.239
<v Speaker 1>I agree, Mitchell. This is so well wrapped. You put

0:36:15.239 --> 0:36:17.640
<v Speaker 1>time and care and love into this. Well, let's open.

0:36:17.719 --> 0:36:18.760
<v Speaker 1>This is the last gift.

0:36:19.840 --> 0:36:21.360
<v Speaker 2>And I didn't do a joke present.

0:36:21.360 --> 0:36:27.719
<v Speaker 1>It was actually really thoughtful. I'm so well wrapped, My God,

0:36:28.520 --> 0:36:30.000
<v Speaker 1>you've even wrapped the flaps, Mitchell.

0:36:30.920 --> 0:36:32.440
<v Speaker 4>You know me safety first.

0:36:32.800 --> 0:36:33.400
<v Speaker 1>On the second?

0:36:33.880 --> 0:36:36.080
<v Speaker 2>What what is this?

0:36:36.320 --> 0:36:42.759
<v Speaker 1>Oh? No, is what's going on about? My god?

0:36:42.520 --> 0:36:46.040
<v Speaker 5>What is it?

0:36:46.040 --> 0:36:51.280
<v Speaker 1>It's a twelve months of Mitchell twenty twenty four calendar.

0:36:53.760 --> 0:36:56.960
<v Speaker 1>Forget the twelve days of Christmas. You've got a photo

0:36:57.040 --> 0:37:00.080
<v Speaker 1>of me every fucking month of the year. January there

0:37:00.200 --> 0:37:01.120
<v Speaker 1>is a meat raffle.

0:37:01.880 --> 0:37:04.680
<v Speaker 2>That's my meat tray that I wont February.

0:37:04.200 --> 0:37:08.160
<v Speaker 1>Is you with our ukulele we optioned off for charity

0:37:09.239 --> 0:37:09.880
<v Speaker 1>marches you?

0:37:11.920 --> 0:37:17.000
<v Speaker 2>Hey, give me no, I'm beeping that. I'maing that story

0:37:17.000 --> 0:37:17.399
<v Speaker 2>for the book.

0:37:17.440 --> 0:37:21.080
<v Speaker 1>Yes, of course, April, is you drinking in wine country?

0:37:21.120 --> 0:37:23.200
<v Speaker 2>You have to go through every month? Okay, all right,

0:37:23.239 --> 0:37:25.520
<v Speaker 2>But it's a calendar with just photos of me.

0:37:26.320 --> 0:37:33.120
<v Speaker 1>That's not that's not all, folks. What is this incest incect.

0:37:32.719 --> 0:37:34.520
<v Speaker 4>That's a beautiful incests.

0:37:34.840 --> 0:37:40.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we've got some gorgeous incestst There's nothing underneath that.

0:37:40.120 --> 0:37:43.560
<v Speaker 2>I just this is actually my dinnery box. I was

0:37:43.600 --> 0:37:45.719
<v Speaker 2>being deceptive. I wanted everyone to think that mine's the

0:37:45.719 --> 0:37:47.840
<v Speaker 2>big present, so I put in a huge fucking box.

0:37:51.280 --> 0:37:52.400
<v Speaker 1>Are you sure there's nothing under it?

0:37:52.719 --> 0:37:54.799
<v Speaker 2>There's an empty wine bottle because I wanted it to

0:37:54.840 --> 0:37:56.920
<v Speaker 2>also be heavier. I was just trying to fuck you

0:37:56.960 --> 0:38:01.800
<v Speaker 2>all over if you pull down the bottom of hidden

0:38:01.800 --> 0:38:03.480
<v Speaker 2>the wine bottle to make it heavier, to trick you

0:38:03.520 --> 0:38:08.120
<v Speaker 2>all thinking minds. The big heavy friend.

0:38:08.560 --> 0:38:12.000
<v Speaker 3>That is so clever, it's so well thought, it so smart?

0:38:13.080 --> 0:38:13.520
<v Speaker 1>Is that though?

0:38:13.560 --> 0:38:15.520
<v Speaker 2>Because I thought more people would go for my present,

0:38:15.600 --> 0:38:17.560
<v Speaker 2>being like, oh it's that big one. It was the

0:38:17.680 --> 0:38:18.640
<v Speaker 2>last one in the pan.

0:38:19.040 --> 0:38:21.000
<v Speaker 1>I really, I really like it.

0:38:21.960 --> 0:38:23.520
<v Speaker 2>I thought you were going to call me out and

0:38:23.520 --> 0:38:26.800
<v Speaker 2>be like, for fux sake, absolutely not the twelve months

0:38:26.800 --> 0:38:28.839
<v Speaker 2>of Mitchell. Who wouldn't want that? I bet you're both

0:38:28.880 --> 0:38:30.359
<v Speaker 2>spewing that you don't get to steal it.

0:38:30.800 --> 0:38:32.560
<v Speaker 4>I'm disgusted with Actually I am.

0:38:32.760 --> 0:38:33.480
<v Speaker 2>This is George.

0:38:33.480 --> 0:38:35.480
<v Speaker 4>You want to steal it. They've got a gorgeous I'm.

0:38:35.360 --> 0:38:42.759
<v Speaker 2>Asking photo in my my birthday month of July me

0:38:43.000 --> 0:38:45.160
<v Speaker 2>at your birthday that's yeah?

0:38:45.840 --> 0:38:47.879
<v Speaker 1>Oh yes that party?

0:38:48.320 --> 0:38:49.440
<v Speaker 4>Yes, sorry I couldn't marke it.

0:38:49.600 --> 0:38:53.680
<v Speaker 1>No, that's all right, didn't miss March all right, Okay,

0:38:53.719 --> 0:38:56.360
<v Speaker 1>big decision Mitchell Kom's calendar.

0:38:56.360 --> 0:38:57.959
<v Speaker 2>Oh you're going to steal someone else's gift.

0:38:58.239 --> 0:39:00.000
<v Speaker 1>Let me just have a look, because I just feel

0:39:00.120 --> 0:39:01.680
<v Speaker 1>I just want to feel things.

0:39:02.880 --> 0:39:04.680
<v Speaker 2>Okay, the archery that you bought it? Do you know

0:39:04.680 --> 0:39:05.200
<v Speaker 2>what's going on?

0:39:05.239 --> 0:39:06.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't want the archery set, Jenna. I'll be honest.

0:39:07.000 --> 0:39:08.959
<v Speaker 1>I thought of you when I found this, Jenna.

0:39:09.040 --> 0:39:11.280
<v Speaker 2>Whatever happened to you getting it out of the fucking box.

0:39:11.440 --> 0:39:12.360
<v Speaker 1>It's still in the box.

0:39:12.360 --> 0:39:13.720
<v Speaker 5>I'm not getting it out of the box.

0:39:14.080 --> 0:39:15.960
<v Speaker 2>Why, because I'm putting it under.

0:39:15.800 --> 0:39:18.480
<v Speaker 5>The Christmas tree at my apartment for the poor childress.

0:39:21.280 --> 0:39:25.239
<v Speaker 3>What do you There's a bluey kit and everything there.

0:39:25.280 --> 0:39:27.080
<v Speaker 1>Wait, there's a Christmas tree in the foyer, is there?

0:39:27.440 --> 0:39:28.200
<v Speaker 2>Do you donate?

0:39:28.360 --> 0:39:28.840
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

0:39:28.960 --> 0:39:31.319
<v Speaker 4>That is the most Jenner sentence I've ever heard in

0:39:31.320 --> 0:39:31.920
<v Speaker 4>my life.

0:39:32.120 --> 0:39:34.719
<v Speaker 1>You are so wealthy that you have to create a

0:39:34.800 --> 0:39:37.600
<v Speaker 1>Christmas tree in your reception for the poor dishevel.

0:39:37.719 --> 0:39:40.680
<v Speaker 3>You should see it's full of gifts.

0:39:41.200 --> 0:39:42.480
<v Speaker 5>I don't live at Meriton anything.

0:39:42.480 --> 0:39:44.960
<v Speaker 2>You're about to live at the parkhad fuck me?

0:39:45.840 --> 0:39:48.440
<v Speaker 4>And you're about to go on your geriatric all expenses

0:39:48.480 --> 0:39:51.400
<v Speaker 4>paid for bullshit cruise. If you're worried about the children,

0:39:51.560 --> 0:39:54.880
<v Speaker 4>my god, excuse me, he's.

0:39:54.800 --> 0:39:56.160
<v Speaker 1>Now helping himself to the cream.

0:39:56.200 --> 0:39:59.000
<v Speaker 5>You haven't stolen that, it's not your No, that's unacceptable.

0:39:59.440 --> 0:40:02.720
<v Speaker 2>This is a Hello, I'm just putting some you're sampling

0:40:02.760 --> 0:40:05.360
<v Speaker 2>every present before you decide. How does it look to

0:40:05.440 --> 0:40:08.400
<v Speaker 2>you can't sample the vape on the podcast gorgeous?

0:40:08.560 --> 0:40:10.720
<v Speaker 1>Let me just hold the vape box hold on? Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>I better not say the name of it. I don't

0:40:12.719 --> 0:40:16.080
<v Speaker 1>want to get in trouble. And then the unicorn's lovely.

0:40:16.520 --> 0:40:20.400
<v Speaker 3>It's a really pretty Unicorn's got a rubber bottom.

0:40:20.680 --> 0:40:25.359
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but that's for the coins porcelain thing. Oho, oh

0:40:26.200 --> 0:40:27.160
<v Speaker 5>are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 2>What the fuck did you just?

0:40:29.840 --> 0:40:30.239
<v Speaker 1>Are you doing?

0:40:30.360 --> 0:40:30.799
<v Speaker 5>Kidding me?

0:40:31.840 --> 0:40:34.640
<v Speaker 1>He just broke the unicorns so sorry?

0:40:34.760 --> 0:40:35.759
<v Speaker 2>Why would you do that?

0:40:36.480 --> 0:40:38.760
<v Speaker 1>And I've dropped the unicorn it's everywhere.

0:40:40.880 --> 0:40:42.719
<v Speaker 4>I've spent a good sixteen dollars on that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really sorry.

0:40:45.400 --> 0:40:49.520
<v Speaker 2>Well, there's no way you're going to steal it now, don't.

0:40:49.640 --> 0:40:52.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what to say. Would you like a

0:40:52.320 --> 0:40:54.600
<v Speaker 1>Mitchell Koone's twenty twenty four calendar? Perhaps?

0:40:54.960 --> 0:40:57.440
<v Speaker 2>Look I've just got the head.

0:40:57.840 --> 0:41:03.440
<v Speaker 3>Oh that's so sad, You're so stupid Jesus crass.

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<v Speaker 1>I've decided I don't want this.

0:41:06.160 --> 0:41:11.880
<v Speaker 2>Thanks, I'd already picked out a spot for that unicorn

0:41:11.960 --> 0:41:12.520
<v Speaker 2>in my home.

0:41:12.680 --> 0:41:15.520
<v Speaker 1>Apologies, it was so cute. I'm going to keep the

0:41:15.560 --> 0:41:18.279
<v Speaker 1>calendar in the incense. I've decided I'm keeping it. Are

0:41:18.320 --> 0:41:19.479
<v Speaker 1>you yes?

0:41:19.520 --> 0:41:21.440
<v Speaker 4>I love this, that's so cute.

0:41:21.520 --> 0:41:23.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to get a new house in the new year.

0:41:23.120 --> 0:41:25.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to live on my own, so this is

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<v Speaker 1>perfect to hang in the.

0:41:26.480 --> 0:41:31.000
<v Speaker 2>Selfish guess the bathroomthroom because it's because the bathroom is

0:41:31.000 --> 0:41:33.400
<v Speaker 2>the most visited place for guests, so they'll all see it.

0:41:34.040 --> 0:41:36.439
<v Speaker 1>I love it. I'm sold. I love incest as well.

0:41:38.160 --> 0:41:40.920
<v Speaker 1>I've just gotten into it. We're all just so happy,

0:41:41.080 --> 0:41:44.160
<v Speaker 1>well done, everybody fucking thrilled.

0:41:44.760 --> 0:41:47.840
<v Speaker 4>You know what, Mitchell, Mitchell, I'm breaking savage that I

0:41:47.880 --> 0:41:50.840
<v Speaker 4>feel really bad that your beautiful, gorgeous unicorn breke. So

0:41:51.000 --> 0:41:52.880
<v Speaker 4>I think you should have my present.

0:41:54.080 --> 0:41:56.520
<v Speaker 2>I'll handle the cards have been dealt. It's all good,

0:42:00.120 --> 0:42:02.640
<v Speaker 2>all right. Then, Wow, they're going wow.

0:42:04.440 --> 0:42:08.279
<v Speaker 4>That beautiful sixteen dollars porcelain unicorn rest in peace.

0:42:10.880 --> 0:42:13.320
<v Speaker 2>I love that you also didn't clean up the shards.

0:42:13.360 --> 0:42:16.799
<v Speaker 2>They're currently at my feet. Any step by take it.

0:42:16.800 --> 0:42:17.840
<v Speaker 2>It's going to hear a crunch.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I just say from my angle, the golden horn

0:42:21.640 --> 0:42:23.040
<v Speaker 4>is just staring at me like.

0:42:23.560 --> 0:42:25.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's been de horned. I don't even know.

0:42:27.320 --> 0:42:29.440
<v Speaker 1>Well, on that note, on the d horning and the

0:42:29.440 --> 0:42:31.879
<v Speaker 1>beheading of the unicorn, we should wrap up the show

0:42:31.920 --> 0:42:36.640
<v Speaker 1>for the Yeah, okay, this isn't bullshit. You got a

0:42:36.680 --> 0:42:37.480
<v Speaker 1>mecha skinkke.

0:42:37.880 --> 0:42:39.839
<v Speaker 5>I don't look what I was left with.

0:42:41.320 --> 0:42:42.400
<v Speaker 4>I have a banana choice.

0:42:45.120 --> 0:42:46.160
<v Speaker 2>Do you want the skincare?

0:42:46.200 --> 0:42:47.320
<v Speaker 1>I'll give that to my nephew.

0:42:47.560 --> 0:42:49.200
<v Speaker 4>Yes, oh really?

0:42:49.920 --> 0:42:53.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the poor children will I know that we've already

0:42:53.160 --> 0:42:55.759
<v Speaker 2>used both of our steels, but is this, you know,

0:42:55.880 --> 0:42:56.480
<v Speaker 2>breaking the rule?

0:42:56.520 --> 0:42:58.120
<v Speaker 4>I mean, Jennet, do you want to do? You want

0:42:58.120 --> 0:43:01.640
<v Speaker 4>to give the children the vape? I'll say, start him early.

0:43:01.800 --> 0:43:04.439
<v Speaker 4>I agree, they start their nicotine addiction early.

0:43:04.480 --> 0:43:07.759
<v Speaker 1>I've always said that famously. What do you want to do? Jenna?

0:43:08.880 --> 0:43:13.960
<v Speaker 5>Oscar's request was good, Mitchell, do you want to swap?

0:43:14.680 --> 0:43:14.879
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:43:14.960 --> 0:43:18.520
<v Speaker 2>No, we love that, oh gorgeous guy. And I literally

0:43:18.760 --> 0:43:21.200
<v Speaker 2>just as in two days ago, my new I cream

0:43:21.280 --> 0:43:22.239
<v Speaker 2>arrived somewhere.

0:43:22.080 --> 0:43:25.880
<v Speaker 4>You don't need it, so wait, so wait, no, thank you,

0:43:26.200 --> 0:43:28.759
<v Speaker 4>so wait, just to just to say, Jenna and I

0:43:28.760 --> 0:43:30.680
<v Speaker 4>have ended up with the presence we bore.

0:43:33.000 --> 0:43:34.759
<v Speaker 2>Sorry. If you want the vague, you may as well

0:43:34.800 --> 0:43:36.680
<v Speaker 2>have the shattered unicorntext well.

0:43:36.800 --> 0:43:40.040
<v Speaker 4>So Mitchell ended up with the shattered unicorn, and Truy

0:43:40.080 --> 0:43:42.120
<v Speaker 4>got the best one of all. Some beautiful insects, Yes,

0:43:42.760 --> 0:43:45.000
<v Speaker 4>and Mitchell Coombe's calendar and gorgeous.

0:43:45.040 --> 0:43:46.759
<v Speaker 2>Do you really think mine was the best one of

0:43:46.800 --> 0:43:47.080
<v Speaker 2>them all?

0:43:47.800 --> 0:43:48.479
<v Speaker 1>That's a great gift.

0:43:48.560 --> 0:43:49.600
<v Speaker 4>Yes, fucking yeah.

0:43:49.680 --> 0:43:52.560
<v Speaker 5>I want the calendar to incest.

0:43:52.640 --> 0:43:54.640
<v Speaker 4>Can I put it? Can I put a request in

0:43:54.680 --> 0:43:55.560
<v Speaker 4>for my own calendar?

0:43:55.600 --> 0:44:00.440
<v Speaker 2>I bought a few joke gifts to others. There was

0:44:00.440 --> 0:44:02.760
<v Speaker 2>the demand for the twelve months of mitchell calendar.

0:44:02.880 --> 0:44:04.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, I doubt as soon as I saw it,

0:44:05.000 --> 0:44:05.960
<v Speaker 1>I thought I wanted.

0:44:05.960 --> 0:44:07.120
<v Speaker 5>And then the incests to.

0:44:08.920 --> 0:44:09.719
<v Speaker 2>Ever say no to win?

0:44:09.960 --> 0:44:10.640
<v Speaker 5>You can't know you.

0:44:10.680 --> 0:44:13.040
<v Speaker 1>Can's impossible to no. I'm going to actually maybe re

0:44:13.160 --> 0:44:14.680
<v Speaker 1>give this to my auntie gift.

0:44:14.760 --> 0:44:16.040
<v Speaker 2>Excuse me, I thought you liked him.

0:44:16.600 --> 0:44:17.400
<v Speaker 1>She taught me about.

0:44:19.680 --> 0:44:22.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, everything you know about any says you learn from

0:44:22.320 --> 0:44:22.920
<v Speaker 2>your aunt.

0:44:22.760 --> 0:44:24.799
<v Speaker 1>Of course that On that note, we really should go.

0:44:25.719 --> 0:44:29.840
<v Speaker 1>Thank you for listening. Merry Christmas, idiots, Thank you for

0:44:29.960 --> 0:44:32.120
<v Speaker 1>listening for all of twenty twenty three. To all the

0:44:32.160 --> 0:44:34.440
<v Speaker 1>new fans and all the oldies, we love your idiots

0:44:34.440 --> 0:44:34.919
<v Speaker 1>all the same.

0:44:35.040 --> 0:44:38.480
<v Speaker 2>Also, a shout out to our beautiful idiots who amongst themselves,

0:44:38.800 --> 0:44:43.719
<v Speaker 2>organized a Chris Kringle squish mellow. So we've played no

0:44:43.880 --> 0:44:47.040
<v Speaker 2>part in that. That was all unsanctioned, quite frankly, and

0:44:47.200 --> 0:44:49.960
<v Speaker 2>so they've all just been gifting squish mellows to each other.

0:44:50.000 --> 0:44:52.960
<v Speaker 2>It's so adorable and there's nothing savage about that.

0:44:52.960 --> 0:44:53.840
<v Speaker 4>That's just beautiful.

0:44:54.440 --> 0:44:57.200
<v Speaker 1>It's really nice. I almost got they did mystery squish mellow.

0:44:57.239 --> 0:44:59.120
<v Speaker 1>So it's a squish mellow in a box and you

0:44:59.120 --> 0:45:00.880
<v Speaker 1>don't know what you're going to get. But I just

0:45:00.960 --> 0:45:03.560
<v Speaker 1>thought the amount of free airtime we've given that business.

0:45:04.320 --> 0:45:07.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying it again. No, we're keeping them afly.

0:45:07.400 --> 0:45:09.799
<v Speaker 1>It's too adorable not to give them a shouted. I

0:45:09.840 --> 0:45:11.520
<v Speaker 1>love that organize that.

0:45:11.600 --> 0:45:12.640
<v Speaker 4>I do love a good marshal.

0:45:12.880 --> 0:45:15.160
<v Speaker 1>Listen, stay safe in the break, truly, we'll be back

0:45:15.160 --> 0:45:15.799
<v Speaker 1>in the new year.

0:45:15.840 --> 0:45:18.760
<v Speaker 2>We will. But will you stay safe? You stole the traveler.

0:45:18.760 --> 0:45:21.280
<v Speaker 2>Look at our tempting someone attack.

0:45:21.920 --> 0:45:22.600
<v Speaker 1>I know they could.

0:45:23.560 --> 0:45:25.520
<v Speaker 5>I'm going on a cruise, are you?

0:45:25.600 --> 0:45:25.799
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:45:25.840 --> 0:45:29.720
<v Speaker 1>I really I didn't realize the end of the show.

0:45:30.360 --> 0:45:32.520
<v Speaker 1>All right, we love you guys, and Mitchell, thank you

0:45:32.560 --> 0:45:34.000
<v Speaker 1>to you, and Jenna, thank you to you. It's been

0:45:34.080 --> 0:45:37.640
<v Speaker 1>so much fun doing this a pleasure exactly.

0:45:38.000 --> 0:45:41.000
<v Speaker 4>Thank you, and look, thanks thanks guys for having me

0:45:41.040 --> 0:45:46.000
<v Speaker 4>on as fourth wheel, as roving reporter controbation on probation

0:45:46.200 --> 0:45:48.560
<v Speaker 4>still just you know what for the end of the year.

0:45:48.600 --> 0:45:49.480
<v Speaker 4>Thanks for having me.

0:45:50.440 --> 0:45:54.440
<v Speaker 1>Of course, of course, Oscar got recognized at gay bar.

0:45:54.719 --> 0:45:56.080
<v Speaker 1>They said we loved you and is it just me?

0:45:56.480 --> 0:45:59.480
<v Speaker 4>Oh? Really, they didn't recognize me from a sucking skills

0:45:59.480 --> 0:45:59.879
<v Speaker 4>this morning.

0:46:00.040 --> 0:46:02.520
<v Speaker 1>Okay, we try. We tried to bring it up to

0:46:02.520 --> 0:46:04.920
<v Speaker 1>a nice point there, and I love how we almost

0:46:05.000 --> 0:46:07.359
<v Speaker 1>donated a prize to sick kids at Jenner's reception. Then

0:46:07.360 --> 0:46:08.759
<v Speaker 1>we went, you know what, fuck them, give it to mother.

0:46:10.400 --> 0:46:13.840
<v Speaker 2>I play that card. I give them the broken unicorn

0:46:14.280 --> 0:46:14.880
<v Speaker 2>that under.

0:46:14.719 --> 0:46:17.320
<v Speaker 4>Your tree, pouring the vape under the criassy tree.

0:46:17.400 --> 0:46:20.200
<v Speaker 1>Hi, little baby Oscar, we've learned that your life is

0:46:20.239 --> 0:46:23.160
<v Speaker 1>in tatus, so this unicorn is also in tatus. Will

0:46:23.200 --> 0:46:26.520
<v Speaker 1>remind you of your shocking baby, Oscar, Baby Oscar, Goo

0:46:26.520 --> 0:46:27.200
<v Speaker 1>goo ga garden.

0:46:28.040 --> 0:46:29.080
<v Speaker 2>Maybe you should take this.

0:46:29.280 --> 0:46:32.600
<v Speaker 1>No, no, we've gone back and keep it. You suck

0:46:32.680 --> 0:46:33.879
<v Speaker 1>your vape, you wash your eye.

0:46:33.920 --> 0:46:35.920
<v Speaker 5>And also I've got other stuff for the children.

0:46:36.200 --> 0:46:37.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh, of course you do.

0:46:37.520 --> 0:46:39.280
<v Speaker 5>I found some books downstairs.

0:46:40.160 --> 0:46:41.680
<v Speaker 2>You didn't spend a cent on the kids.

0:46:42.640 --> 0:46:44.359
<v Speaker 1>The radio station is doing an end of your prize

0:46:44.440 --> 0:46:47.080
<v Speaker 1>room clean out, and Jenna took Elton John greatest hit

0:46:47.160 --> 0:46:49.759
<v Speaker 1>seven CDs because kids love nothing more, just what every

0:46:49.800 --> 0:46:53.000
<v Speaker 1>kid wants than a CD and Goodbye Yellow Brick Row

0:46:53.400 --> 0:46:54.600
<v Speaker 1>the platinum alb Over.

0:46:54.680 --> 0:46:56.560
<v Speaker 2>Lot of these days wouldn't know what a CD is

0:46:56.680 --> 0:46:57.440
<v Speaker 2>or Elton John.

0:46:57.880 --> 0:47:00.080
<v Speaker 5>No No, but also some books like good Will.

0:47:00.360 --> 0:47:03.560
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, because these children haven't had an education, they

0:47:03.560 --> 0:47:05.840
<v Speaker 1>can't read, but they'll use it as tinder to burn

0:47:05.960 --> 0:47:07.760
<v Speaker 1>in their fire pits on the streets.

0:47:07.840 --> 0:47:10.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure these kids want nothing more than a bedtime

0:47:10.880 --> 0:47:15.759
<v Speaker 2>story in the form of Anthony Colea's autobiography None art.

0:47:15.719 --> 0:47:19.240
<v Speaker 1>Sweeter, Merry Christmas, Young Bailey, here's Phil Burton's my story.

0:47:21.000 --> 0:47:24.400
<v Speaker 3>It's actually the Marvelous Missus. Maybe you know that show.

0:47:24.560 --> 0:47:27.200
<v Speaker 2>No, it's the costume design.

0:47:26.920 --> 0:47:30.879
<v Speaker 4>For work, or you never know young theater, or might

0:47:30.880 --> 0:47:32.520
<v Speaker 4>be an aspiring fashion designer.

0:47:33.040 --> 0:47:37.480
<v Speaker 1>They always they always good poverty. Well, yeah, of course,

0:47:37.520 --> 0:47:38.680
<v Speaker 1>look at Alex Perry.

0:47:39.360 --> 0:47:41.560
<v Speaker 2>Who are Merry Christmas? Everyone, thank you for listening. We

0:47:41.600 --> 0:47:42.799
<v Speaker 2>love you, you love Yeah.

0:47:42.880 --> 0:47:44.440
<v Speaker 5>No Mary Christmas.

0:47:45.440 --> 0:47:47.960
<v Speaker 2>In twenty twenty four, I have to think about that.

0:47:48.080 --> 0:47:50.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Wow, we're back, see you soon, Love you all

0:47:51.000 --> 0:47:51.959
<v Speaker 1>by back.

0:47:52.320 --> 0:47:56.280
<v Speaker 5>Is it just me a podcast by a couple of miches.

0:47:56.560 --> 0:47:59.640
<v Speaker 1>Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.

0:48:14.760 --> 0:48:17.400
<v Speaker 2>Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment on

0:48:17.440 --> 0:48:19.360
<v Speaker 2>the end, we pretend the shows over. Bet it's no,

0:48:19.440 --> 0:48:22.560
<v Speaker 2>we just keep talking shit. A couple of people with

0:48:22.640 --> 0:48:25.239
<v Speaker 2>ADHD having a debrief. Should we actually try and call

0:48:25.320 --> 0:48:28.360
<v Speaker 2>Sam so that every part everyone in the family, And.

0:48:28.719 --> 0:48:31.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think so. I think that'd be really appropriate.

0:48:31.800 --> 0:48:35.000
<v Speaker 2>He does call him and be like, Hi Sam. Oh,

0:48:35.400 --> 0:48:37.359
<v Speaker 2>the whole teams here. We just wanted to say Merry

0:48:37.440 --> 0:48:40.799
<v Speaker 2>Christmas and then just hang up before he gets a

0:48:40.840 --> 0:48:41.160
<v Speaker 2>word in.

0:48:41.480 --> 0:48:42.719
<v Speaker 1>Let him have a little bit of a word, but

0:48:42.760 --> 0:48:50.760
<v Speaker 1>definitely cut him off calling Sam. Is it? Hey, it's Sam.

0:48:50.800 --> 0:48:51.560
<v Speaker 4>Sorry, mister Cole.

0:48:51.640 --> 0:48:53.279
<v Speaker 2>If you send me a text on this number, it

0:48:53.320 --> 0:48:54.480
<v Speaker 2>will be way more likely.

0:48:54.320 --> 0:48:56.560
<v Speaker 4>That I see it and get back to you. Otherwise,

0:48:56.640 --> 0:48:57.680
<v Speaker 4>leave a voicemail now.

0:48:58.760 --> 0:49:05.080
<v Speaker 1>Nah, goodbye. That's the most Sam voice now Facebook.

0:49:04.800 --> 0:49:10.839
<v Speaker 4>Funk, I love Sam, not disturb good Hi Sam, We're

0:49:10.840 --> 0:49:11.799
<v Speaker 4>on the podcast.

0:49:14.480 --> 0:49:16.359
<v Speaker 2>We just thought we'd loop you in for our end

0:49:16.360 --> 0:49:20.120
<v Speaker 2>of year celebration as a former team member. Oh that's very,

0:49:20.239 --> 0:49:21.880
<v Speaker 2>very very cray man.

0:49:22.040 --> 0:49:22.600
<v Speaker 1>We love you.

0:49:24.239 --> 0:49:24.959
<v Speaker 2>Christmas.

0:49:25.560 --> 0:49:28.799
<v Speaker 8>Oh well, I'm going home to the FS.

0:49:28.840 --> 0:49:31.560
<v Speaker 2>Good nice to catch up.

0:49:32.120 --> 0:49:37.440
<v Speaker 1>Nice waffles on though, nice just to hear his voice. Yeah, h.

0:49:39.640 --> 0:49:42.000
<v Speaker 2>Do you know what's weird? We insisted on giving Sam

0:49:42.120 --> 0:49:45.920
<v Speaker 2>a cooked nickname, contraceptive diaphram Sam. She's prize keeper Jenna.

0:49:46.160 --> 0:49:51.160
<v Speaker 2>Oscar's just Oscar, no roving reporter. Oscar is title chicken children.

0:49:51.600 --> 0:49:53.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, you need a nickname.

0:49:53.680 --> 0:49:54.520
<v Speaker 4>I needname.

0:49:54.760 --> 0:49:55.800
<v Speaker 2>I believe you's Oscar.

0:49:56.600 --> 0:49:59.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're not oblivious, you're very worldly. You are very

0:49:59.680 --> 0:50:03.320
<v Speaker 1>You've had experiences. Your favorite vapors is not the stock

0:50:03.360 --> 0:50:04.160
<v Speaker 1>standard vanilla.

0:50:04.239 --> 0:50:07.319
<v Speaker 4>It's true. It's true that that's thelough. I must say,

0:50:07.400 --> 0:50:09.439
<v Speaker 4>fuck me. I would love a vanilla vape. Can someone

0:50:09.480 --> 0:50:11.080
<v Speaker 4>get on that it doesn't exist.

0:50:11.120 --> 0:50:13.440
<v Speaker 1>I've got a business idea savory vapes.

0:50:14.239 --> 0:50:16.000
<v Speaker 4>That actually does exist. But they're foul?

0:50:16.239 --> 0:50:17.800
<v Speaker 1>Are they one of the flavors?

0:50:17.880 --> 0:50:20.600
<v Speaker 4>Someone gave me a chicken tender vape?

0:50:21.800 --> 0:50:22.600
<v Speaker 1>That's huge?

0:50:22.680 --> 0:50:22.919
<v Speaker 7>True?

0:50:23.360 --> 0:50:28.360
<v Speaker 4>In my defense, I was blasted. He obliterated Oscar glitter

0:50:30.040 --> 0:50:34.560
<v Speaker 4>pretty blackout, drug blackout.

0:50:35.400 --> 0:50:37.920
<v Speaker 2>You're not like me. Where if I have two wines,

0:50:37.960 --> 0:50:40.520
<v Speaker 2>I get a bit tipsy. There's no, tipsy. You just

0:50:40.560 --> 0:50:44.160
<v Speaker 2>go from normal, normal, normal, fucked up like it's zero

0:50:44.200 --> 0:50:46.839
<v Speaker 2>to one hundreds while to get there.

0:50:46.880 --> 0:50:48.279
<v Speaker 1>But do you get there?

0:50:48.760 --> 0:50:51.880
<v Speaker 4>I'll tell you what though, fuck I'm fun you are?

0:50:51.960 --> 0:50:52.520
<v Speaker 4>That's true.

0:50:54.120 --> 0:50:55.280
<v Speaker 1>An outrageous Oscar.

0:50:56.280 --> 0:50:59.600
<v Speaker 2>Ostentatious Oscar. Now that's a limp.

0:50:59.800 --> 0:51:03.120
<v Speaker 1>And now let's not lie Olentz.

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<v Speaker 4>He's an awful person, is he?

0:51:06.480 --> 0:51:06.719
<v Speaker 1>Sorry?

0:51:06.760 --> 0:51:09.040
<v Speaker 4>He's vile? I mean, I'm not far off, but like

0:51:09.120 --> 0:51:12.479
<v Speaker 4>no vile. No, I like obliterated Oscar. I'm always drunk.

0:51:13.000 --> 0:51:13.920
<v Speaker 4>I'm sitting here hung over.

0:51:14.800 --> 0:51:16.239
<v Speaker 1>Oscar. What was the name of that girl that went

0:51:16.280 --> 0:51:20.000
<v Speaker 1>missing in pri deluge? The little girl I went missing?

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<v Speaker 4>You're not talking about Madame mccainn again, Oscar.

0:51:23.320 --> 0:51:24.440
<v Speaker 2>You mentioned where it happened.

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<v Speaker 1>That count?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that count?

0:51:25.560 --> 0:51:26.120
<v Speaker 1>No, it doesn't.

0:51:26.280 --> 0:51:28.799
<v Speaker 2>Insane though we're not allowed we've implemented a band on

0:51:28.800 --> 0:51:33.680
<v Speaker 2>any jokes about a particular missing child, and if you

0:51:33.800 --> 0:51:36.719
<v Speaker 2>mentioned their name, you have to add to like the

0:51:36.760 --> 0:51:39.880
<v Speaker 2>swear jar of sorts. Jerry ALREADYO is fucking three bars?

0:51:40.880 --> 0:51:43.120
<v Speaker 4>Can I just say I was lured into that?

0:51:43.120 --> 0:51:43.920
<v Speaker 5>That is true?

0:51:44.000 --> 0:51:45.360
<v Speaker 4>I was I was allowed that.

0:51:45.440 --> 0:51:49.000
<v Speaker 5>I feel like Mitch, I think that's.

0:51:48.800 --> 0:51:49.359
<v Speaker 1>Still the rule.

0:51:49.480 --> 0:51:51.960
<v Speaker 2>He broke the fucking Yeah, you technically brought.

0:51:51.680 --> 0:51:53.879
<v Speaker 5>Her up exactly, grow up.

0:51:54.560 --> 0:51:56.120
<v Speaker 1>Do you want us to make a profit or not.

0:51:56.680 --> 0:52:01.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to make us make money. Obliterated Oscar, Oscar, Oscar.

0:52:02.000 --> 0:52:04.160
<v Speaker 2>You know you're making it currently out of pocket because

0:52:04.200 --> 0:52:05.320
<v Speaker 2>you fucked in the unicorn.

0:52:05.440 --> 0:52:07.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, how much of that cost?

0:52:07.080 --> 0:52:09.040
<v Speaker 4>Let's be real, I'm not even joking. Fifteen dollars, but

0:52:09.120 --> 0:52:10.480
<v Speaker 4>that was overpriced for what that is.

0:52:11.440 --> 0:52:13.439
<v Speaker 2>I was quite looking forward to when I already picked

0:52:13.440 --> 0:52:14.080
<v Speaker 2>a spot for it.

0:52:14.160 --> 0:52:18.160
<v Speaker 1>I think it's overpriced. I just tripped. Was an accident.

0:52:18.440 --> 0:52:20.440
<v Speaker 1>We could claim that on insurance if you really want to.

0:52:21.360 --> 0:52:23.360
<v Speaker 1>That's fine, Like ten of them, I don't think you

0:52:23.440 --> 0:52:24.600
<v Speaker 1>need to claim it on insurance.

0:52:24.600 --> 0:52:27.120
<v Speaker 2>But I'm quite surprised that you enjoy the calendar.

0:52:27.120 --> 0:52:28.880
<v Speaker 1>I thought you were gonna be like, oh, Mitchell, No,

0:52:29.040 --> 0:52:30.279
<v Speaker 1>I love I love a dumb price.

0:52:30.280 --> 0:52:31.840
<v Speaker 4>I can't tell you how fucking jealous I am. I

0:52:31.880 --> 0:52:32.560
<v Speaker 4>want that calendar.

0:52:32.560 --> 0:52:35.120
<v Speaker 1>I did well, and my life doesn't happen. I don't

0:52:35.120 --> 0:52:39.560
<v Speaker 1>get things like my life doesn't happen. If that's how

0:52:39.600 --> 0:52:41.239
<v Speaker 1>doctors told you you had cancer.

0:52:41.840 --> 0:52:44.799
<v Speaker 2>No, that also feels wrong with cancer joke. Wow, given

0:52:44.840 --> 0:52:47.839
<v Speaker 2>in terminal diagnosis. That's not funny, of course inappropriate.

0:52:49.760 --> 0:52:57.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, maybe you should get Oscar to sing that

0:52:57.880 --> 0:53:00.479
<v Speaker 1>song you tried to get me to sing Into Baby.

0:53:00.520 --> 0:53:02.960
<v Speaker 1>Do you know the lyrics to Santa Baby? Oscar?

0:53:03.800 --> 0:53:05.680
<v Speaker 5>Can I just say Kylie Minogue version?

0:53:05.760 --> 0:53:09.000
<v Speaker 2>I can find no making karaoke that he can just say?

0:53:09.160 --> 0:53:11.799
<v Speaker 4>No, I want to do the kid. Give me Earth

0:53:11.840 --> 0:53:14.160
<v Speaker 4>a kid. I love Kylie, don't get me wrong, but

0:53:14.280 --> 0:53:16.400
<v Speaker 4>nothing Earth the kits just incredible.

0:53:16.440 --> 0:53:17.160
<v Speaker 1>I agree with.

0:53:17.320 --> 0:53:19.680
<v Speaker 2>Legend icon like Earth is Ship.

0:53:21.480 --> 0:53:23.120
<v Speaker 4>No, I'm not. I'm not putting up with that. Not

0:53:23.200 --> 0:53:23.840
<v Speaker 4>Michael Eartha.

0:53:24.920 --> 0:53:26.960
<v Speaker 1>You know Earth the kid is. She voiced Isma in

0:53:27.000 --> 0:53:31.040
<v Speaker 1>The Emperor's New Groove and she was a catwoman I

0:53:31.040 --> 0:53:32.239
<v Speaker 1>think nineteen ninety nine.

0:53:32.320 --> 0:53:33.320
<v Speaker 2>So this is karaoke?

0:53:33.560 --> 0:53:33.799
<v Speaker 1>Yes?

0:53:34.360 --> 0:53:37.600
<v Speaker 4>Can I just get lyrics on the screen? Yeah, the

0:53:37.640 --> 0:53:39.440
<v Speaker 4>one time, the one time, I don't bring my glasses

0:53:39.440 --> 0:53:40.000
<v Speaker 4>and you.

0:53:40.000 --> 0:53:43.360
<v Speaker 2>Can do your barbershop core ten ship all right, ready, fuck.

0:53:43.280 --> 0:53:44.560
<v Speaker 4>Hope, I still love a voice, all right.

0:53:45.800 --> 0:53:59.480
<v Speaker 7>Boom boom boom boom boom boom bubble.

0:53:58.239 --> 0:54:04.360
<v Speaker 8>Santa Baby, just slip a sable under the tree. Fummy

0:54:06.800 --> 0:54:12.680
<v Speaker 8>been an awful good girl Listanta Baby, so hurry down.

0:54:12.880 --> 0:54:18.440
<v Speaker 1>The chim needs a name. God, Wow, that's really good.

0:54:18.640 --> 0:54:19.680
<v Speaker 4>I'm so hungover.

0:54:19.760 --> 0:54:21.839
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to get one for you, Jenna, I'll get

0:54:21.880 --> 0:54:22.320
<v Speaker 1>one for me.

0:54:22.760 --> 0:54:25.000
<v Speaker 2>I think she could fuck up a rump a pump pump,

0:54:25.040 --> 0:54:25.320
<v Speaker 2>don't you.

0:54:25.400 --> 0:54:26.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, what's that called?

0:54:26.800 --> 0:54:27.480
<v Speaker 2>Little druma boy?

0:54:27.520 --> 0:54:28.160
<v Speaker 4>It or drummer boy?

0:54:28.160 --> 0:54:28.880
<v Speaker 2>It's it's your type.

0:54:31.760 --> 0:54:33.200
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, sorry, true, I forgot to give you the

0:54:33.280 --> 0:54:34.320
<v Speaker 4>name of that twink sauna.

0:54:36.440 --> 0:54:36.880
<v Speaker 1>No comment.

0:54:38.120 --> 0:54:39.480
<v Speaker 2>See the silence doesn't hit.

0:54:41.239 --> 0:54:42.240
<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about?

0:54:43.120 --> 0:54:44.200
<v Speaker 2>Your pension for infant?

0:54:44.280 --> 0:54:46.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm dating That's not funny. I'm dating a twenty one

0:54:46.800 --> 0:54:47.200
<v Speaker 1>year old.

0:54:47.239 --> 0:54:49.800
<v Speaker 4>So we can tell oh, so we can make jokes

0:54:49.840 --> 0:54:52.239
<v Speaker 4>about the little girl that fucking got kidnapped and dead,

0:54:52.280 --> 0:54:54.040
<v Speaker 4>but we can't talk about your fucking twink boy.

0:54:54.080 --> 0:54:55.080
<v Speaker 1>Who are you talking about?

0:54:55.400 --> 0:54:59.040
<v Speaker 4>I'm not saying her name, his name, it's name.

0:54:59.200 --> 0:55:02.640
<v Speaker 1>It's twenty one and he's twenty two in a couple

0:55:02.680 --> 0:55:06.080
<v Speaker 1>of months twelve, I'm twenty one and a half. Fuck

0:55:06.120 --> 0:55:11.239
<v Speaker 1>with You met him and you like, didn't you? Very nice?

0:55:11.360 --> 0:55:11.840
<v Speaker 4>He's lovely.

0:55:12.000 --> 0:55:13.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't have a bad word to say about him

0:55:13.520 --> 0:55:15.239
<v Speaker 2>and all, but I just I'm going to reiterate a

0:55:15.280 --> 0:55:17.399
<v Speaker 2>point of mate. When you date someone younger it does

0:55:17.480 --> 0:55:18.839
<v Speaker 2>give your friend's license to mock.

0:55:18.880 --> 0:55:20.840
<v Speaker 4>You also come to.

0:55:20.880 --> 0:55:23.560
<v Speaker 5>The territory that when we started this podcast, he was

0:55:23.600 --> 0:55:24.320
<v Speaker 5>still in school.

0:55:27.000 --> 0:55:32.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, drama boy plays this sounds like a

0:55:32.719 --> 0:55:39.800
<v Speaker 1>Laddin ron in pressed. Jesus, Okay, Jenny, this is you?

0:55:40.080 --> 0:55:58.000
<v Speaker 5>Okay, Palm pa pum Jesus own came to see Pam.

0:56:01.840 --> 0:56:03.000
<v Speaker 1>Fine, just give.

0:56:03.000 --> 0:56:03.960
<v Speaker 6>Sweet ring.

0:56:06.080 --> 0:56:08.080
<v Speaker 4>Only think of the Deltic version.

0:56:10.120 --> 0:56:14.279
<v Speaker 5>To labor before the king par pump pum.

0:56:16.840 --> 0:56:19.360
<v Speaker 1>Remember what is rump pump pump palm? Even mean like

0:56:19.480 --> 0:56:19.960
<v Speaker 1>the drum?

0:56:20.719 --> 0:56:24.799
<v Speaker 2>This is it's like on par with dump. Oh, you're true,

0:56:25.520 --> 0:56:27.680
<v Speaker 2>it's the fucking what do you call it? An automatic paga?

0:56:28.080 --> 0:56:29.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do my favorite. This is my one. Then

0:56:30.239 --> 0:56:32.240
<v Speaker 1>you think of one, think of one for yourself. Okay,

0:56:32.400 --> 0:56:35.759
<v Speaker 1>he's mine. I don't know these lyrics, but oh this

0:56:35.880 --> 0:56:36.279
<v Speaker 1>is a carry.

0:56:37.120 --> 0:56:41.080
<v Speaker 4>Okay is this really your favorite? You're kidding?

0:56:41.960 --> 0:56:42.240
<v Speaker 7>Fuck?

0:56:47.040 --> 0:56:48.000
<v Speaker 1>This is so may.

0:56:50.520 --> 0:56:51.560
<v Speaker 2>The first time it's performed.

0:56:52.280 --> 0:56:54.319
<v Speaker 1>This is the third time this calendar year, and I'm

0:56:54.360 --> 0:56:56.160
<v Speaker 1>not going to do it. At least love it one.

0:56:58.160 --> 0:57:02.640
<v Speaker 1>At least love it one. Bless you. No, They're done

0:57:03.760 --> 0:57:08.560
<v Speaker 1>on your Flisi does bellise no.

0:57:11.080 --> 0:57:18.800
<v Speaker 8>Release every momy please no pero on you you Alisi.

0:57:18.440 --> 0:57:29.440
<v Speaker 1>That everyone Christmas I want You're marry Christmas? Your mad Christmas.

0:57:29.600 --> 0:57:37.240
<v Speaker 1>Not believe brilliant guys, brilliant. I can't.

0:57:37.400 --> 0:57:41.720
<v Speaker 4>Sorry. I work retail during the day. Oh God, you

0:57:41.920 --> 0:57:45.000
<v Speaker 4>hear this ship all day every day joking. I love

0:57:45.120 --> 0:57:49.240
<v Speaker 4>Celine Dion with my whole boss. But her version of

0:57:49.320 --> 0:57:51.760
<v Speaker 4>Felice nave Dad I heard in one day.

0:57:52.000 --> 0:57:54.920
<v Speaker 2>I've never heard, but I can just picture it.

0:57:57.120 --> 0:57:59.600
<v Speaker 4>So much. That is the worst song she's ever done.

0:58:00.120 --> 0:58:02.120
<v Speaker 4>Can you look it up? There's this particular part where

0:58:02.160 --> 0:58:04.480
<v Speaker 4>she goes, like from the bottom of my heart and

0:58:04.520 --> 0:58:06.480
<v Speaker 4>does a fucking Mariah run. But it sounds like she

0:58:06.560 --> 0:58:08.320
<v Speaker 4>steps like she stubbed her toe.

0:58:12.520 --> 0:58:13.200
<v Speaker 1>That imagine?

0:58:14.480 --> 0:58:17.280
<v Speaker 4>Can you imagine? I'm not joking. I kept count and

0:58:17.360 --> 0:58:19.720
<v Speaker 4>I worked a full eleven hour day and it was

0:58:20.040 --> 0:58:21.000
<v Speaker 4>thirty two times.

0:58:21.240 --> 0:58:25.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And I love her. Had version of please we

0:58:25.960 --> 0:58:27.240
<v Speaker 1>need the Foolice and other dads.

0:58:35.160 --> 0:58:35.919
<v Speaker 2>I'm not even singing.

0:58:38.880 --> 0:58:43.960
<v Speaker 1>She's with a gospel quod, heavy lifting miture. What's your song?

0:58:44.200 --> 0:58:44.880
<v Speaker 1>We all sung one?

0:58:44.920 --> 0:58:48.240
<v Speaker 2>What do you I think it's gotta be? Oh, she

0:58:48.320 --> 0:58:49.680
<v Speaker 2>don't even know what it's called. It's the one that's

0:58:49.720 --> 0:58:51.120
<v Speaker 2>like Merry Christmas war is over.

0:58:51.720 --> 0:58:54.240
<v Speaker 1>Oh actually, fun.

0:58:54.120 --> 0:58:56.160
<v Speaker 4>Fact I sang that with Shannon No at Caral's in

0:58:56.200 --> 0:58:56.600
<v Speaker 4>the Domain.

0:58:56.840 --> 0:58:57.400
<v Speaker 1>You're kidding.

0:58:57.640 --> 0:59:01.280
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I was in Sydney children Quiet and they booked

0:59:01.360 --> 0:59:04.280
<v Speaker 4>us to sing carols and Domain, so last minute and

0:59:04.400 --> 0:59:06.080
<v Speaker 4>we were doing it with Shannon No. And Shannon No

0:59:06.280 --> 0:59:07.760
<v Speaker 4>was like he was it was him. It was like

0:59:08.080 --> 0:59:10.640
<v Speaker 4>Shure and No children squiet. And when I tell you

0:59:10.800 --> 0:59:12.400
<v Speaker 4>he was shocking, I was going to say.

0:59:12.520 --> 0:59:14.400
<v Speaker 2>For some reason, you're unlooking a memory. I think I

0:59:14.520 --> 0:59:18.080
<v Speaker 2>remember seeing that and being like that's shock and Shannon.

0:59:17.840 --> 0:59:20.360
<v Speaker 4>Yeah he So we did our proper because we were quiet.

0:59:20.400 --> 0:59:21.880
<v Speaker 4>So we're doing our proper warm ups and he comes

0:59:21.920 --> 0:59:22.360
<v Speaker 4>on stage.

0:59:22.640 --> 0:59:24.960
<v Speaker 2>Not a ballad kind of guy. No, he go okay

0:59:25.120 --> 0:59:26.560
<v Speaker 2>though the Biggest Loser theme song.

0:59:26.640 --> 0:59:32.000
<v Speaker 1>Ot ironic that they all struggled to do that.

0:59:32.600 --> 0:59:34.040
<v Speaker 4>It was so funny because he came on and was like,

0:59:34.080 --> 0:59:35.480
<v Speaker 4>I'm just going to do some warm ups and his

0:59:35.600 --> 0:59:42.560
<v Speaker 4>warm ups were yeah, yeah, that's good. And I remember

0:59:42.640 --> 0:59:44.720
<v Speaker 4>standing there at like fucking eleven years old, being like,

0:59:44.800 --> 0:59:47.680
<v Speaker 4>what the fuck was he didn't do his red Lolly

0:59:47.760 --> 0:59:48.840
<v Speaker 4>Yellow Lolly, Like, no.

0:59:49.120 --> 0:59:52.800
<v Speaker 1>No, it's not He's not a performer all right, John Lennon,

0:59:52.920 --> 0:59:55.680
<v Speaker 1>Happy Christmas War is over karaoke version for me.

0:59:55.840 --> 0:59:57.760
<v Speaker 2>You should sing it with me everyone, I'll do it

0:59:57.920 --> 1:00:08.080
<v Speaker 2>to get to the chorus. Yes, hurry up, Oh I

1:00:08.200 --> 1:00:08.480
<v Speaker 2>meet me.

1:00:08.960 --> 1:00:13.520
<v Speaker 1>That's all right, I got this And what have you done?

1:00:16.280 --> 1:00:18.040
<v Speaker 2>Another year over?

1:00:19.080 --> 1:00:19.880
<v Speaker 4>I'll spa.

1:00:21.160 --> 1:00:28.200
<v Speaker 2>A new one. Just begun, everybody, and so says Christmas.

1:00:30.840 --> 1:00:32.160
<v Speaker 4>I you have.

1:00:35.880 --> 1:00:45.439
<v Speaker 2>The new one, okay, change.

1:00:50.880 --> 1:00:57.400
<v Speaker 1>Happy and that it's a good.

1:00:57.320 --> 1:01:01.760
<v Speaker 4>One without any.

1:01:04.080 --> 1:01:04.919
<v Speaker 1>M's going to be the backing.

1:01:05.880 --> 1:01:06.480
<v Speaker 7>This is.

1:01:15.200 --> 1:01:20.480
<v Speaker 1>The rich had help which happy the lad The road

1:01:20.800 --> 1:01:26.800
<v Speaker 1>is so long, Mitchell suit and so happy Quitma.

1:01:27.520 --> 1:01:42.840
<v Speaker 6>I'm not married, but you're all that. I can't even

1:01:42.840 --> 1:01:43.440
<v Speaker 6>hear myself like.

1:01:50.560 --> 1:01:53.880
<v Speaker 2>We hope this podcast made you feel at least two

1:01:53.920 --> 1:01:55.680
<v Speaker 2>percent better today and this year?

1:01:55.920 --> 1:01:58.000
<v Speaker 6>That all so water.

1:02:00.240 --> 1:02:02.400
<v Speaker 1>Thank you for listening, for catching in the new year.

1:02:02.480 --> 1:02:06.160
<v Speaker 2>Mary Creamy four season sayle.

1:02:08.760 --> 1:02:10.120
<v Speaker 6>And what wa?

1:02:18.960 --> 1:02:24.240
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm just not yet. Don't you.

1:02:28.720 --> 1:02:30.080
<v Speaker 2>Hope you had.

1:02:34.080 --> 1:02:41.400
<v Speaker 1>Re Oh that cherry gone? Okay, I don't end on

1:02:41.520 --> 1:03:00.920
<v Speaker 1>that not happen passing repetitive business guys for another two

1:03:00.960 --> 1:03:01.640
<v Speaker 1>and a half minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had that from not.

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<v Speaker 4>See you next year?

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