Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney fell several meters from a
Speaker 2: trapeze while performing in the musical Pippot.
Speaker 3: Some things that make more sense than others bring pikes, nurseries,
Speaker 3: nursery pikes, p y k e s Hey, why I
Speaker 3: ky as in kill?
Speaker 1: Hey? Why?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults? Food?
Speaker 1: Why is your life so expensive? I'm not even having
Speaker 1: a good child. This is just a couple of mitches,
Speaker 1: what about me?
Speaker 5: Don't forget No, he is Mitui and seventy nine.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling fine, Richard.
Speaker 5: Oh, we're getting close to waity, aren't we?
Speaker 1: Aren't we ever? I know two dots at the nursing home.
Speaker 1: Are we getting close to age as we celebrate?
Speaker 5: I'm excited for this week's show, though, because I can't
Speaker 5: wait to find out what big guests you've got lined
Speaker 5: up for us. Huh No, Remember this was your challenge.
Speaker 5: I said, if you book one more guest for the podcast,
Speaker 5: you'll be out of probation.
Speaker 1: Now you gave me two weeks to submit the second guest,
Speaker 1: and now I've got I've got a segment plan. You know,
Speaker 1: the big segment I've been planning for weeks. Is it
Speaker 1: just meves drops? Oh good?
Speaker 5: Oh, yes, finally the long awaited segment of yours. So
Speaker 5: next week for our eighty if you'll have a big.
Speaker 1: Guest talking to me like I'm a teacher.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's due next week.
Speaker 1: Next week at MIDnet, I'll have to log onto the
Speaker 1: portal and send my guest in. I'll have a guest
Speaker 1: next week.
Speaker 5: You know what word sends shivers down my spine?
Speaker 1: What moodle?
Speaker 5: Remember having to use that at school?
Speaker 1: Noodle? No moodle with an m oh, my god. I
Speaker 1: only just deleted my moodle from my bookmarks on my
Speaker 1: MacBook a month ago. I still had whs myrdle. Moodle
Speaker 1: is the worst.
Speaker 5: There's all sorts of ones that people use, like what
Speaker 5: were the other ones?
Speaker 1: Blackboard? I didn't have blackboard. I don't know.
Speaker 5: There's a bunch anyway, they're awful. We're past that phase
Speaker 5: of life, thank god.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Adam at Price kiper Genesee, Hello Price Kitchen. Hi, Hello,
Speaker 1: how are you?
Speaker 7: I'm very well?
Speaker 1: Did you hear the news? I'm double vacks?
Speaker 5: Congratulations and side effects. I'm told.
Speaker 1: That's just a I'm fine, everyone, I got vax yesterday.
Speaker 1: My second pizer and I went to the hub in
Speaker 1: Sydney Olympic Park, which, for those that aren't in Australia,
Speaker 1: Sydney Olympic Park is so weird. They just purpose built
Speaker 1: a suburb for the Olympics in two thousand and now
Speaker 1: it just is this Olympic city. It's a very weird place.
Speaker 5: Either completely packed with people for like concerts, NRL there
Speaker 5: you go, or it's a ghost town.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's very Olympic themed. Like I'm like, hey on,
Speaker 1: we got a park.
Speaker 5: On Kaffe Freeman Way, and then get the park and
Speaker 5: take it.
Speaker 1: On a drive efort drive shaped like a giant dig anyway.
Speaker 1: So it's in the Olympic Park at the hub, which
Speaker 1: the New South Wales governments up. So I like waddle
Speaker 1: up to the chair and I'm very excited. I'm like,
Speaker 1: get my second fizer, get it in me. I'm so
Speaker 1: pumped to be vaxed. And I sit down and the
Speaker 1: lady is so sweet and she does all the checking
Speaker 1: checks my Medicare checks my ID and she went, oh, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna need the twelve gauge for you, and I
Speaker 1: went part of me. She went, oh, we're gonna need
Speaker 1: the bigger needle for you. You have a very thick epidermis.
Speaker 1: I said, oh, it's my fine.
Speaker 5: I love it. Pop that in your Tinder profile, I know.
Speaker 1: And she went, oh, it's your arm. You've got a
Speaker 1: thicker but it has a thick layer of skin. So
Speaker 1: then ing boo like a fucking click and collect Hole's cart.
Speaker 1: We don't need a twelve gauge for pod twelve. And
Speaker 1: then what do you need, Nancy, Oh, we just need
Speaker 1: a twelve gage for mister Cherry. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: you will. Here it is beg your pardner. Everyone analyzing
Speaker 1: my arm. And then anyway, I'm not even exaggerating, and
Speaker 1: I don't want to turn people off getting a needle.
Speaker 1: But if this is the normal one, I'm holding it up.
Speaker 1: It's like maybe a centimeter. The twelve gauge was like
Speaker 1: a pencil. Oh god, it looks like a kebab skewer
Speaker 1: kebab scull or the little that you had like lead
Speaker 1: pencil refills. It looked like it was yet yeah, fucking long,
Speaker 1: and she goes, you won't feel a thing, sweetheart, it's
Speaker 1: a thick epidermis. Like you've said that you've already said
Speaker 1: that's thick. It's thick, so like anyway, So I'm sitting
Speaker 1: there already embarrassed and the thick epidermis, and then she goes, oh, honey,
Speaker 1: I roll your sleep up. So I roll the sleeve up. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm wearing a rolled up, roll up, like button down
Speaker 1: linen and it couldn't wouldn't go past, like just above
Speaker 1: my elbow. And she went, oh my god, you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to take your shirt off, mister cherry, and I went,
Speaker 1: you don't quickly listen to a couple of mitches. Is
Speaker 1: it just it's not taking your top, babe.
Speaker 5: You're telling me that I have thick skin, however metaphorically
Speaker 5: very thin skin.
Speaker 1: I can't handle the humiliation. And I'm reading between the lines.
Speaker 1: You just called me fucking fat, and now you want
Speaker 1: me to take my shirt off. Does not compute. So
Speaker 1: I go on, it'll work, It'll be fine. I can
Speaker 1: just roll it up. She went, so that's not how
Speaker 1: it works. You have to take your top off. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, right, she went, will you want a privacy screen?
Speaker 1: I can order one, like went back over to the
Speaker 1: button and I'm like, don't press the button. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't need the buzzer. I don't need Kathy to
Speaker 1: come back, so I just fucking do it. So what
Speaker 1: I do is ready, I'll do it for you.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 1: I have to unbutton like this, right, three buttons, like.
Speaker 5: A breastfeeding mother I was with my was with child,
Speaker 5: if I was breastfeeding in the park or pumping, I
Speaker 5: had to do this really.
Speaker 1: And go all the way out. And my TI was
Speaker 1: out like this, and then she know where it will lie.
Speaker 1: She went, lucky, you wore deodoran. Do you know what?
Speaker 5: I would have never thought of that? When I get
Speaker 5: my vac I'm gonna have to wear a tank top
Speaker 5: or something.
Speaker 1: And that is exactly my PSA. I want to bring
Speaker 1: attention to the fact that if you're getting your vaccine,
Speaker 1: wear a T shirt. Don't wear a skivvy because completely
Speaker 1: stripped like something that I didn't even think about.
Speaker 7: I didn't think of that.
Speaker 5: No, imagine if Jenna gets some creepy guy giving her
Speaker 5: jabb He's like, you're gonna have to take.
Speaker 1: Your bra off. Man, I have to do an aerial
Speaker 1: line injection for this one, not again, real injection. That's
Speaker 1: a broper anyway, I'm vaxed up, I'm feeling good hat
Speaker 1: and as great as well. He's fine, fantastic, he got
Speaker 1: the antibodies.
Speaker 5: Anyway, we've got Is It Just meaves Drops coming up
Speaker 5: your grand a weighted segment.
Speaker 1: We've also got a talk back.
Speaker 5: Tings, which is my favorite segment of ours.
Speaker 1: I can't wait for that, and it's John John Laws
Speaker 1: again that's the best of the best. Also, I do
Speaker 1: have to say, is It Just meaves Drops? Guys, been
Speaker 1: in the works mentally for me anyway, at least for you.
Speaker 1: Can you explain the concept? Okay, so the show Is
Speaker 1: It Just Me? Is the podcast hosted to buy a
Speaker 1: couple of minutes if it's your first time listening. We
Speaker 1: start to show the same way every week with two gents.
Speaker 1: I just saw the opportunity, as we'll go into my
Speaker 1: tag and an eaves drop is when you listen to
Speaker 1: someone else's conversation, So.
Speaker 5: Rather than bringing our own, we're just listening in on others.
Speaker 1: Right, that's right, This is Is It Just Me? From
Speaker 1: around the world globally. We even have Is It Just
Speaker 1: meaves Drops from some of our value listeners, which is
Speaker 1: very exciting.
Speaker 5: And I haven't heard any of these, and I'm looking
Speaker 5: forward to it.
Speaker 1: No, exactly right, so we'll do that later on. All right,
Speaker 1: let's begin. I might go first, or do you want to?
Speaker 1: What are you thinking? No, you go for it, honey,
Speaker 1: don't let me stop here?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: Here we go?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Where did all the toy stores go? It's none. What
Speaker 1: did they used to be?
Speaker 5: Because I grew up in the country and there weren't
Speaker 5: toy Stawce remember seeing ads for them on TV? Yes,
Speaker 5: and they were ads for you know, towns a long
Speaker 5: way away. So I never really went to toy staores.
Speaker 1: We were spoilt for choice. Toys are Russ was the
Speaker 1: big one, and every Westfield had to Toys r US
Speaker 1: and Toys r US wasn't just toys. It was like PlayStations.
Speaker 1: It was like the JB High Phi dare I say
Speaker 1: before Jbhigh Fight. Then there was Toy World that had
Speaker 1: the Teddy Bear logo, the big the giraffe, it was
Speaker 1: like an animal. And then there's Toy Barn. Toy Barn
Speaker 1: was huge. There were all these toy stores and places
Speaker 1: to get toys. I feel like toys were advertised more
Speaker 1: when we were growing up, right, means you feel the same.
Speaker 5: Maybe we're just not paying attention to those ads because
Speaker 5: they don't really affect us. I mean, Jbhi fi those ads.
Speaker 1: That is our toy store and this phase of life.
Speaker 5: So maybe they your.
Speaker 1: Toy store is love Honey dot com. I know that.
Speaker 5: I think there is still toy Mate, but all those others.
Speaker 1: That you just listed not here. It is toys harass
Speaker 1: mitchell A, nationwide and globally have shut all stores. Wow,
Speaker 1: they're all got there. Out of Australia, no toys are
Speaker 1: ice exist. And then of course you can't forget toy Mate.
Speaker 1: Toy Mate is huge. They've got a giant super Yeah.
Speaker 1: I know for a fact they're still around. I see
Speaker 1: them out west right. But what about the kids that
Speaker 1: live in the city. I mean, they don't want to
Speaker 1: go to George Street. I just don't think toy stores
Speaker 1: are given.
Speaker 5: Mummies diamonds to play with them.
Speaker 1: That's the house of Goodnoor and double Mad.
Speaker 5: What were your favorite toys growing up? I mentioned last
Speaker 5: week that I was big on the My Little Ponies.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I never had brat Stells, but I always
Speaker 5: used to play with them at the neighbor's place.
Speaker 1: Because I loved them.
Speaker 5: That was like my you know, my little gay secret.
Speaker 5: I loved playing with brat stoles. Yeah, and I also
Speaker 5: had the smelly bellies. Do you remember them I had?
Speaker 5: I had so many I can remember all of their names.
Speaker 1: I had, Okay, I can remember really random. I had
Speaker 1: Wubber Wrestlers. What And I actually googled these a couple
Speaker 1: of years because I wanted to buy them for the nostalgia.
Speaker 1: Wubber Wrestlers like w WU like Wubble, and they were
Speaker 1: wrestlers that were made of like silicon, and you like
Speaker 1: they'd wrestle together and they would like get stuck together.
Speaker 1: It was kind of erotic. And then my sister, back
Speaker 1: to my silicon obsession, used to have poly pockets and
Speaker 1: they were plastic girls, but all their outfits were made
Speaker 1: of silicon. Yes, it was really od.
Speaker 5: Okay, so I've just googled Wubble wrestlers. They were also
Speaker 5: made by Moose, the same people, and they look so
Speaker 5: unentertaining to me.
Speaker 1: What did you say in the walm God, I've just
Speaker 1: found the one that I used to play with au
Speaker 1: thirty six bucks. I'm buying it now. You just play
Speaker 1: with them and look at this. Look at the tits
Speaker 1: on that one. Jenna can't see, but she's got a
Speaker 1: rack on her made of pure I can see. I'm
Speaker 1: looking at finger up. Yeah she does.
Speaker 5: What about Tamagotchi's did you guys have this?
Speaker 1: I had them, but I mind just died in the
Speaker 1: room filled with shit, so I just gave her. You know,
Speaker 1: I had an attention span to play with.
Speaker 5: I was furious my term igotchi died, even though I
Speaker 5: took very good care of it. I kept this thing
Speaker 5: alive for twelve generations, and I kept such a close
Speaker 5: si on it, and then one day it was just like, no,
Speaker 5: I'm dead now.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's bullshit. Almost bigger than the tema
Speaker 1: gotchi was the lenyard that you wore it on. Do
Speaker 1: you remember that.
Speaker 5: Around the little charms that you could attach?
Speaker 1: Were you guys Nintendo DS kids?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it's just in my cabinet next to me. Yeah,
Speaker 5: on his Oh my god, do you want to see we.
Speaker 1: Didn't play in this at all? Show me that I
Speaker 1: was a DS guy. I actually I've never actually said
Speaker 1: this on the podcast. Maybe I have in the other days,
Speaker 1: but I collect like vintage Nintendo consoles. It's a bit.
Speaker 1: It's a bit. I know Mitch just got his Nintendo
Speaker 1: DS stylist or are you happy to see me?
Speaker 5: I beg your pardon. It's not just a Nintendo DS.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it's a Nintendo DSi xl oh.
Speaker 1: Never.
Speaker 5: The ads for these things always had like business people
Speaker 5: sitting there playing brain games like adults.
Speaker 1: And they always put them on a train. Yes, why
Speaker 1: are they? Why is that meant to appeal to us
Speaker 1: turning it on? Hey Jenna, are you on picto chat?
Speaker 1: I am that old that I had a DS before
Speaker 1: that epilepsy warning came up before you started it up.
Speaker 1: That's how old I am. I was in the air
Speaker 1: of kids, froffing at the mouth with then nin ten
Speaker 1: dogs at Christmas Day? Go back? What about Pouci? Did
Speaker 1: you guys have Pooci? The robotic dog?
Speaker 7: Is that? And it had different color?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 7: Mine had blue ears.
Speaker 1: I still have mine at mine?
Speaker 5: Did you ever have a fucking Ferby? Those things were crappy,
Speaker 5: but I loved them.
Speaker 1: My parents wouldn't let me have Ferbies. My sister had
Speaker 1: a Ferby, but she gave it milk. And then one
Speaker 1: Christmas my parents bought my parents are classic tight asses.
Speaker 1: Bought my sister a PSP like a PlayStation potable and
Speaker 1: off gum Tree and it was broken. They were just
Speaker 1: they tricked and they had no idea. It's on Christmas Day.
Speaker 1: She was sobbing into Lara Croft two.
Speaker 5: My sister had a Ferby and it was in her
Speaker 5: backpack when she went to school and the classroom was dead, silent,
Speaker 5: everyone was, you know, paying attention, working, and then the
Speaker 5: Ferby just goes boring.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they used to do that boring.
Speaker 1: Missus Smith had in the bow, Like, what how do
Speaker 1: they know? How do they know?
Speaker 7: Do you remember Sylvanian families, those little minds.
Speaker 1: I watched the tiktoks about Sylvanian families and they're all murderers.
Speaker 5: I know. I mean, Jenna was alive when people first
Speaker 5: invented hop scotch, so she's been around to see he's
Speaker 5: seen it all.
Speaker 7: It's really underrated.
Speaker 1: Jenna didn't have marble, so she used the eyes of
Speaker 1: her enemies the joints of hers. I did. It's so
Speaker 1: much fun.
Speaker 7: I wish I could go back to those days.
Speaker 1: Anyway, kids, if you're listening, you don't haven't sound like
Speaker 1: fucking boomers? Well I do, anyway, all right, are you
Speaker 1: ready for you ready for your age of Mitchell? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Me with it?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Is it really weird to you that COVID nineteen is
Speaker 5: now affecting regional areas?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, absolutely, Yeah, that's how you know it's serious.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: They just announced last week that regional New South Wales
Speaker 5: is going into lockdown too. It's not just sitting anymore.
Speaker 5: But before that, I feel like regional areas were such
Speaker 5: a blind spot. Like they used to laugh at us.
Speaker 5: Mom and Dad would sit at home in the country
Speaker 5: watching the news and being like, fucking idiots going and
Speaker 5: selling out toilet paper. What's wrong with them? And this
Speaker 5: Christmas just gone?
Speaker 1: Obviously.
Speaker 5: I was driving back to Bogenate for Christmas and I
Speaker 5: had symptoms like I had a sore throat, block nose,
Speaker 5: And I said to Mom, Okay, option one is I
Speaker 5: get COVID tested here and then just wait a couple
Speaker 5: of days to come home, or I come home and
Speaker 5: get COVID tested in Forbes.
Speaker 1: And she was like, we don't have.
Speaker 5: COVID testing facilities in the country.
Speaker 1: We don't need them. They didn't have ever had a
Speaker 1: case out here. Oh my god.
Speaker 5: And fast forward to now all of New South Wales
Speaker 5: is in lockdown. First it was just Jenna's hometown, Dubbo.
Speaker 1: Now it's everyone, all the Dubbo dust industry.
Speaker 9: Will no, I can't even talk about the dust, let
Speaker 9: alone the COVID.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 9: But it's as soon as it was announced. It was
Speaker 9: announced at like eleven, and then they just started at
Speaker 9: like one.
Speaker 1: The mayor just stood up in the middle of town
Speaker 1: with the megaphone.
Speaker 7: And he had the dust in his hand.
Speaker 1: How it was announced because there's no Internet, of course, yes.
Speaker 5: So he stood at the only traffic lights in town
Speaker 5: saying go home.
Speaker 7: Yeap Macquarie Street.
Speaker 1: Okay. Anyway, how are.
Speaker 5: They coping, Jenny your family, because I feel like that
Speaker 5: would be quite a rude shock to them.
Speaker 9: Yes, well, thankfully a lot of most of them are
Speaker 9: fully vaccinated. But it's particularly hard because my great uncle
Speaker 9: has terminal cancer and so that's difficult transporting.
Speaker 7: Him to the hospital and all that when he needs treatment.
Speaker 1: And systems already quite imagined vulnerable.
Speaker 9: Yes, and also the fact that he can't have like
Speaker 9: my cousins and things, all of them over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he can't have more than one visitor, right.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and they're not going over, you know, to hang out.
Speaker 9: They're going over to help, you know, clean things up
Speaker 9: because he doesn't want to go into palliative care.
Speaker 7: So that's what's very difficult.
Speaker 5: Does that fall under compassionate reasons?
Speaker 1: Surely?
Speaker 7: I'm pretty sure it would.
Speaker 1: Have someone to dick him down, and your uncle can
Speaker 1: have someone over to talk to him.
Speaker 5: Yeah that if I have someone over an intimate partner,
Speaker 5: it has to be like just the one person.
Speaker 1: So if it's a dud route, that's it. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: Oh please, I thought you're insinuating that you're going to
Speaker 1: have more. I'm like, babe, getting one. I barely like two.
Speaker 5: But the weird thing is that I heard the other day.
Speaker 5: I don't know if it was a rumor or if
Speaker 5: I just heard it through the grape vine, but I
Speaker 5: heard that Parks, which is the nearest town to bogen
Speaker 5: Gate where I grew up the dish, they had become
Speaker 5: a hot spot because some delivery driver delivering grain or
Speaker 5: feed for live soccer something was positive and had gone
Speaker 5: all around the town. And so I googled Parks hotspot
Speaker 5: to try and get some information about what was going
Speaker 5: on back home, and the first link I clicked on
Speaker 5: the headline that said Parks hot spots.
Speaker 1: I was like, yep, this is what I want to know.
Speaker 5: But now I clicked on Park's bird watching hot spots.
Speaker 5: It's a list of all the best places to go
Speaker 5: bird watching in the region. In fourth place Bogan Gates,
Speaker 5: So you know.
Speaker 1: We're going a strong guy's great. What the fuck?
Speaker 5: Bird watching sounds so boring, doesn't it.
Speaker 1: So you're looking at that map being like, oh, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of cases in the bullsh and in trees.
Speaker 1: What's going on? In Forbes? Bird watching sounds awful? And
Speaker 1: you only like you listen out for the noises too,
Speaker 1: like a lot of it. You never actually see a
Speaker 1: lot of the birds. I don't need to go bird watching.
Speaker 5: I accidentally hit enough of them with my car when
Speaker 5: I'm out in the bush drive it plays an hour.
Speaker 1: I don't need to either.
Speaker 3: Now, Is it just mean?
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Speaker 5: I like that is that it short and sweet?
Speaker 7: I like her.
Speaker 5: We conquered the inevitable. She's very hard to please, but
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Speaker 1: That's right, And this one is from Andrew Dadson. He says,
Speaker 1: appreciate the laughs. So Andrew says, thank you Mitch Mitchell
Speaker 1: and prize keeper Jenna getting everyone's names exactly right, which
Speaker 1: I love. I started listening to the podcast late last
Speaker 1: year when my partner was participating in Master chef Ey
Speaker 1: this podcast bubble Fleck. Yeah, this podcast helped me develop
Speaker 1: a routine when I really needed it. Thank you everyone.
Speaker 1: So Andrew, you've got yourself a commemorative mug. But who
Speaker 1: is his partner?
Speaker 5: Oh my, you do have a last name with the review?
Speaker 5: I know it's Andrew, Yeah, dadson, Dadson. You watched Mastershif,
Speaker 5: didn't you.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: I interviewed them all, but I didn't get any of
Speaker 1: their last names. I just do first names.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, they don't really do her last name on
Speaker 5: the show, do they I'm.
Speaker 1: Googling dad mastership, but Andrew, dadsn't partner, which makes me
Speaker 1: think gay and I'm just thinking. I'm just thinking. If
Speaker 1: I google.
Speaker 7: Dadson, yeah, Dadson, Mastershift.
Speaker 1: Dad's and Mastershift, read about Mark Dad's sitting and that's Dodson,
Speaker 1: a lawyer, a medical student.
Speaker 5: Well, Andrew, if you're listening, we're very curious, please tell all.
Speaker 9: Yes, please tell us more about this.
Speaker 5: It's also not that often that we get reviews from males.
Speaker 5: Have you noticed it's usually chicks. Men hold back their feelings.
Speaker 5: If you're a man that listens, let it out, dune
Speaker 5: and leave us a five star review on Apple Podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. It keeps us going, and you can
Speaker 1: win yourself a mug which aren't around for that much long.
Speaker 1: Season three is nearing its end, guys, don't forget no
Speaker 1: dates in mind yet.
Speaker 5: And if you don't win a mugget's fine, you can
Speaker 5: just buy one on our Instagram at couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Exactly right. Okay, should we jump into a fan favorite
Speaker 1: one hundred percent? Let's go the radio.
Speaker 5: So talkback tings is where we play the weird shit
Speaker 5: that we hear on talkback radio. It's a fan favorite segment.
Speaker 5: And we've spoken a lot about John Laws, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and if you haven't heard those before, he's an
Speaker 1: Australian radio icon, the original gold microphone, the original king
Speaker 1: of broadcast. Very old, is very very very well known
Speaker 1: in the Yeah it didn't.
Speaker 5: He literally have his birthday last week. I don't know
Speaker 5: how old he is, but yeah, he's getting up that way.
Speaker 5: He did, And so we've spoken a lot about him,
Speaker 5: but we've never spoken to him. And so the other day,
Speaker 5: we were all in the office at the same time
Speaker 5: in the morning, which is rare because obviously you work nights, Mitch,
Speaker 5: and I was like, well, John Laws is on in
Speaker 5: the morning. We're all here, Let's take this opportunity to
Speaker 5: try and get through to his show. And it all
Speaker 5: came about after I heard this mispronunciation. Right, there were
Speaker 5: so many unknown worthy no, I reckon, you're gonna like
Speaker 5: this mispronunciation.
Speaker 1: I got to tell you always do well.
Speaker 5: This one is particularly good because it's almost like a
Speaker 5: hybrid of two of our favorite segments. Right, So this
Speaker 5: mispronunciation happened on the John Laws show.
Speaker 1: Oh that is like talk back tings. Why no pronunciation?
Speaker 5: Precisely, I was listening out trying to find something for
Speaker 5: talkback things. And I'm like, oh, it's a mispronunciation perfect
Speaker 5: from John, No, from one of his callers.
Speaker 1: Oh, because I was going to say, he's very well spoken,
Speaker 1: he's very intelligent.
Speaker 5: Oh, he would never mispronounce anything. But he did get
Speaker 5: pretty frustrated at the caller every time they got the
Speaker 5: word wrong.
Speaker 1: As you like, he's in our intro, he was he
Speaker 1: say cove for kill.
Speaker 5: Yes, well, his patience has only gotten more thin. So
Speaker 5: the other day when this caller kept saying a certain
Speaker 5: word wrong, you'll definitely know what it is. He wasn't
Speaker 5: having a bar of it.
Speaker 4: Take a listen, Okay, one three hundred five six four
Speaker 4: sixty five two telephone number, Give us a call, tell
Speaker 4: us what's on your And I don't vet the calls.
Speaker 4: Unlike other broadcasting stations. They give you a third degree
Speaker 4: before they'll put you through talk on the air. Well,
Speaker 4: I don't do that. You can talk about whatever you like.
Speaker 4: Who have we got Helen? Are you there?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 4: Good morning, Good morning Helen. What can I do for you?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 10: John, look, irrespective of the covert thing, people are going
Speaker 10: to die. I just I'm a little curious about why
Speaker 10: so much seems to be just labeled as covert. It's COVID,
Speaker 10: it's COVID, Oh, it's COVID. They are a range of
Speaker 10: underlying conditions.
Speaker 4: Okay, but this one, this one is very very very infectious.
Speaker 10: But people are dying of varying things, and it probably
Speaker 10: doesn't all lead to covert, or it shouldn't all.
Speaker 8: Be labeled COVID COVID.
Speaker 10: But I do not subscribe to I guess to the covid.
Speaker 4: Yes's sweetheart, you must say.
Speaker 10: COVID, COVID, COVID whatever.
Speaker 4: No, COVID, not whatever, covid, covid. Yeah, that's it, that's correct.
Speaker 10: Whatever you wish to call it. John, We have an
Speaker 10: immune sistent. It works remarkably well.
Speaker 4: But it obviously doesn't work totally well. Otherwise we wouldn't
Speaker 4: have an outbreak of COVID, would we an alleged outbreak?
Speaker 10: John? Alleged?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 10: That word?
Speaker 4: I see. Well, Well, you try and tell the four
Speaker 4: million people who are dead that they're only allegedly dead. No,
Speaker 4: you're not dead. An allegation.
Speaker 10: A little dose of reality is not going to hurt anyone.
Speaker 4: No, Well, that's including you, my dear.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I consider myself to be a realist. I just
Speaker 10: simply don't subscribe to you know, every day is COVID.
Speaker 10: I just don't go to that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, Helen, you're stupid. You're making ridiculous comments. Oh, deary, dear,
Speaker 4: go away, please, stupid woman. I just don't believe that
Speaker 4: somebody can think along those lines and even have the
Speaker 4: temerity to want to express it on national radio.
Speaker 1: Yy whoa, whoa.
Speaker 5: That escalated and yeah, he gets to a certain boiling
Speaker 5: point He's like, nah, stupid woman.
Speaker 1: Now does he just have a sting to play like
Speaker 1: a one second jingle? Woman? I thought she said covered
Speaker 1: to start.
Speaker 5: No, she was saying covered COVID. I've got it there
Speaker 5: for you.
Speaker 10: Covered cod.
Speaker 5: It's a shame with all this covered happening in Sydney,
Speaker 5: A lot of my work opportunities have been postponded.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's very cold that at the moment of winter
Speaker 1: and nomly have like a cereal, but I want something warm,
Speaker 1: you know, so I have.
Speaker 5: Parage No, no, you fucked it, you fucked it, or
Speaker 5: the if you want to reverse it, you could say
Speaker 5: pe ridge.
Speaker 1: So you can reverse. Well.
Speaker 5: I was thinking about it and phonetically. She's actually reading
Speaker 5: it correctly, because you don't say, oh, I'm really hungry,
Speaker 5: let's go through the drive. So I'm really craving some McDonald's.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 5: True, Technically, copt is how it's spelt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, true true true. You don't say, Madona, what's that?
Speaker 5: Madonna?
Speaker 1: This is hot? I can't think of anything.
Speaker 5: Well, you're just turning the owen covid into an Oh.
Speaker 1: Look at the lah? True?
Speaker 5: Did you see in beaut there was a dreadful explosion?
Speaker 1: My brain is cook? What's wrong with you today?
Speaker 5: I can't think, Oh, it's good to have the jab
Speaker 5: and he's got a blood close. Have you got any
Speaker 5: celeb interviews coming up on your radio show.
Speaker 1: Russell Croft? No, I don't.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: Okay, look I'm not in the mood. Is you shared
Speaker 1: an Noway says a shot must go on?
Speaker 5: The podcast must go on.
Speaker 1: When you got school, captain, did you did you speak
Speaker 1: in electern or a potio? There we go with's getting it?
Speaker 1: You're in the things and you your niece is she
Speaker 1: a totaler?
Speaker 5: I remember?
Speaker 1: Is she total?
Speaker 4: She said?
Speaker 1: She's grown up? Time flies? What color is our logo? Yellow?
Speaker 1: It's when it changes that it confuses me because I
Speaker 1: think of one, it's because it's antidexterous.
Speaker 5: Anyway, this is going nowhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the head I noticed.
Speaker 5: But look anyway, the reason I've dragged you into the
Speaker 5: studio at this time because we usually record in the
Speaker 5: afternoons and it's morning time. I thought, well, what a
Speaker 5: rare opportunity where in studio at the same time that
Speaker 5: John Laws is alive on air? He's nine to midday. Yes,
Speaker 5: and we've never tried to call the big man, John Law.
Speaker 5: So I thought, well, it's now on Ever, Dylan, you
Speaker 5: want me to call John? Absolutely? Actually, I think it's
Speaker 5: the right time. He meets your alter ego dot Wigan.
Speaker 1: Oh you think Dodd should call the eight year old woman?
Speaker 5: Yep, she should give John a call. She would definitely
Speaker 5: be listening. Oh, she'd be like, yes, you've also got
Speaker 5: a like that woman like Helen. Get a mispronunciation in there?
Speaker 5: See if he calls you out on it?
Speaker 1: Or should I say what's topical? And he's asking about
Speaker 1: the vaccine?
Speaker 11: The vaccine.
Speaker 1: Instead of.
Speaker 5: Yes and booked him for the John should I get
Speaker 5: what did you get the fizza or the astro zaneaka.
Speaker 1: You daft woman? Heiser Fiser.
Speaker 5: Oh, I can't believe it. We've never spoken to him.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you have his number. I'll give you his
Speaker 1: number and i'll put it in.
Speaker 5: The number is very easy. Remember one three hundred five
Speaker 5: six four sixty five too. It spelled John Lord.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. Also, we don't vet to anyone. It's
Speaker 1: not a it's not a glow.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was asking for trouble.
Speaker 1: He was all right, I'm going to die.
Speaker 5: So it's not a glot.
Speaker 1: God, yes, Vizza, Oh my god. Dialing as don John's
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Your name morning Dot?
Speaker 5: Excuse spoil that out for me?
Speaker 1: D O T Dot? And how old are you?
Speaker 8: I'm eighty three, well eighty four very soon, but I
Speaker 8: would cling on to eighty three while I can.
Speaker 6: Yep.
Speaker 5: And where you calling from?
Speaker 1: I'm calling from Coonel Barrel Breen. Yep, Ben, what are
Speaker 1: we talking about today? To John?
Speaker 8: About you is a vaccine. I've had the vaccine and
Speaker 8: I'd like to know what he got. It is my
Speaker 8: mind knowing what Jonathan has.
Speaker 1: Yep, Ben, Dodd, can I get your phone number?
Speaker 11: Hey?
Speaker 5: DoD?
Speaker 9: Is this Mitch?
Speaker 11: Me?
Speaker 9: Is this Mitch?
Speaker 1: What do you mean by Mitch?
Speaker 7: Mitch?
Speaker 5: I think, No, I don't know.
Speaker 1: You don't put me through to John.
Speaker 3: Please, I can't put you through to John. And he
Speaker 3: doesn't like you.
Speaker 1: It does like me. I went to school with John.
Speaker 1: Sorry about that dog.
Speaker 3: Qudn't try though.
Speaker 10: Didn't you get Ben last time?
Speaker 5: The guy we spoke to when we called reception, did
Speaker 5: he get promoted?
Speaker 12: Ben?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Ben awed all the phones here? Oh wow, there you
Speaker 1: guys listen here. You almost put on you almost put
Speaker 1: on a competitor.
Speaker 3: Oh poor Benny.
Speaker 12: He's sitting here getting really upsett embarrassed last time put
Speaker 12: him on?
Speaker 1: Put him on?
Speaker 5: Here you go, Hey, Mitch, bencognize your voice straight away.
Speaker 1: I was like, we've called this kid before.
Speaker 5: No, no, I recognized it too.
Speaker 1: But also, Bene, no problems to the podcast. No, you're
Speaker 1: doing a great job. Put your producer back on, put
Speaker 1: your other one on. Okay, then there mustn't be much
Speaker 1: show to produce.
Speaker 5: Hey, Darling, if we can't get through as dot, can
Speaker 5: you tea up an interview with John Laws and our podcast?
Speaker 1: We'd love to have him. I can give thanks Darlin.
Speaker 1: All right, you guys, we were caught out. We're on
Speaker 1: their radar. I can't tell you my heart dropped because
Speaker 1: he was in the background.
Speaker 5: And then do you love how I interrupted and said
Speaker 5: they're onto it and it didn't break character.
Speaker 1: You're like, now I'm gonna keep going. That is so good.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're listening to Is it just me?
Speaker 1: The rude shocks of young adults?
Speaker 4: Food?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: Time?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Drops? Are we ready with Limba?
Speaker 1: Feeling good?
Speaker 5: Let's do that the is it just me from around
Speaker 5: the globe that we have evesdropped on?
Speaker 1: Huh, that's right. So consider yourself in a classroom in
Speaker 1: the world. Walking throughout the public, you hear someone talking,
Speaker 1: you go, oh, I'd love to get involved in that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what, it's actually really weird because you know,
Speaker 5: when you hear someone else say your name, your ear
Speaker 5: is pricky. Bit. Every time I hear someone use the
Speaker 5: phrase is it just me? At attention, I'm like, are
Speaker 5: they talking about my podcast? So exactly, it's a lot
Speaker 5: and you've pulled them all.
Speaker 1: Yes, And this is where well said that before you
Speaker 1: said that come out the martograph I, which is not true.
Speaker 1: I have a loving partner. I don't know why I
Speaker 1: made that come from. I've never done that in my life. Also,
Speaker 1: what all just too? I have two hands, That's all
Speaker 1: I can do. That says four penises. But the cha
Speaker 1: think anyway. But I do have this audio from TikTok
Speaker 1: have a listen.
Speaker 6: Is it just me or does anyone else agree that
Speaker 6: each family has their own scent?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, smell, some families fucking stink.
Speaker 1: I completely agree.
Speaker 5: And I have this like con instant fear that the
Speaker 5: combs is Reek and no one has told us because
Speaker 5: I would never say to someone, Hey, you, your sister,
Speaker 5: your mum, you're all fucking punk. I would never say that,
Speaker 5: and so I would expect that if I did Reek,
Speaker 5: no one would have the heart to tell me do
Speaker 5: I stink?
Speaker 1: No? No, Mitchell, your house does not stink at all
Speaker 1: when you often have candles going. You know, the first
Speaker 1: time I noticed this was a really sad moment. My
Speaker 1: childhood home smell is after moving out. Yeah, I'm same,
Speaker 1: and then coming back and you go, oh yeah, this
Speaker 1: place fucking ripe.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 5: That was how I are you talking about the houses
Speaker 5: or the people? Because when they say do some families
Speaker 5: have a smell? I'm talking about even if I run
Speaker 5: into them down the street, I can fucking smell them.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about just the people.
Speaker 5: They have their own musk. Sometimes it's lovely, sometimes it's feral.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, people have very unique smells. But I'm
Speaker 1: talking houses, I'm talking like place.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm also worried that my place has a cat smell,
Speaker 5: because you don't realize when you live with the cat.
Speaker 1: But I'm glad you told me that. No, it smells good.
Speaker 1: And you know what else. It happens when you go
Speaker 1: on a holiday for like a month, and then you
Speaker 1: come back and you walk into your place here, see how.
Speaker 5: Yes, I know, yes, I go home to Boging Gate
Speaker 5: expecting to have that comforting, nostalgic smell of home, but
Speaker 5: it's the mouth plague at the moment, so instead I
Speaker 5: smell dead rod fantasty.
Speaker 1: All right, this isn't just me, comes from someone I follow,
Speaker 1: is just some gay influence. I don't even know how
Speaker 1: I found him, but this was on his Instagram story
Speaker 1: last night and I had to rewatch it to screen record.
Speaker 1: Did you get his permission to play this audio? Now?
Speaker 1: He put it on Insto stories. It's verified. He's fine,
Speaker 1: isn't that the fair gang? I think he's got only
Speaker 1: fans too, so we've seen work enough in his opinions.
Speaker 5: Okay, is it just me?
Speaker 12: Or like, do y'all a walk everywhere, even if like
Speaker 12: it's fifty minutes, because I live in New York everywhere,
Speaker 12: Like I walked to dinner tonight fifteen minutes, just because
Speaker 12: I was like, why take the train if I can walk?
Speaker 5: Just you, babe, Absolutely yes, I mean if it's the
Speaker 5: option of walking or train, I get the appeal. Sometimes
Speaker 5: it's nice to take a walk and have a bit
Speaker 5: of me time. But I've got a car, Barb, I'm
Speaker 5: not going to fuck around on foot.
Speaker 1: Na exactly, Nana walk.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I saw Jenna walking the other day. I was driving
Speaker 1: to work and Jenera as when I lives in the
Speaker 1: Meriton service Suite Stay and I was driving in and
Speaker 1: I drove past her. Is that is that a white witch?
Speaker 1: Or is that Jenna? And it was Jenna, and I
Speaker 1: messaged her and I said, do you want to lift?
Speaker 1: She went no, it's sweltering outside. She was happy to
Speaker 1: just skip. I liked walking. She had an option and
Speaker 1: she chose to walk. So just you. Anyway, back to TikTok.
Speaker 1: This is from friend of the show Jen.
Speaker 12: It's just me?
Speaker 1: Or do you reckon?
Speaker 7: You feel more confident when you wear a G string? No,
Speaker 7: I feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 5: I've never worn a G string. They don't sound appealing
Speaker 5: at all.
Speaker 1: No, so that's just you, Jena.
Speaker 5: Have you seen that scene on kathin Kim where she
Speaker 5: says she's having a lingerie party and she says, so
Speaker 5: this is the tee bar, it's actually just a G
Speaker 5: string turned back to front.
Speaker 7: I love that scene.
Speaker 5: That sounds even more uncomfortable. I don't even have flaps,
Speaker 5: but that doesn't sound comfy.
Speaker 1: I couldn't wear a G string. I would ingest, it would.
Speaker 5: Go internal, It'd come out like a frayed rope.
Speaker 1: People would have to go to the vet like those
Speaker 1: rott whilers that eat the rope and they have to
Speaker 1: pull it out. That's what happened.
Speaker 5: Let's just take a moment to picture jen A in
Speaker 5: a G string.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's move on. This one is another one from
Speaker 1: tik Tu Is.
Speaker 4: It just me? Or like no, it's just don't turn
Speaker 4: you on?
Speaker 1: But when she sends in the little booty picks and
Speaker 1: like the short shorts, O god, well not she?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 5: I get the idea though, Like I don't want to
Speaker 5: see a dick pic, but I'm quite partial to a tease,
Speaker 5: I am.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I agree. Would would you like to get
Speaker 1: a raw photo of a penis Jennet?
Speaker 9: No, No, not at all.
Speaker 5: No, what about when someone mailed you an oil painting
Speaker 5: of a penis?
Speaker 1: Back in? You want of your form lines?
Speaker 9: That's different, that's different, and that did happen quite a
Speaker 9: few times.
Speaker 1: And you've got a couple of morse code dicks too,
Speaker 1: didn't you? So many imagine sexing over morse code a
Speaker 1: rapid amount of beeps? It sounded the four play is
Speaker 1: fun and like the killer, Like, have you ever had
Speaker 1: phone sex? Have you guys had phone sex before?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I have not. I've never even sent a nude Yeah no, no,
Speaker 1: nor the most nude I've ever been is in that
Speaker 1: fucking back center.
Speaker 5: Well let's just just for the show. Let's all post
Speaker 5: the nude right now.
Speaker 1: Let's post them to the group and people can guess
Speaker 1: who they are. Yep, all right, To be fair, my
Speaker 1: tits could register as Jenners. Oh no, he's done it.
Speaker 1: Wow you guys kidding? Oh my god, that's a Hey
Speaker 1: this one isn't Is it just me? From a listener.
Speaker 1: She re sent this in. Hi, this is from Camcy.
Speaker 1: Is it just me? You say cancery Campsy? Oh I'm
Speaker 1: a bit cancery, that's what I heard. No, that's not
Speaker 1: how you introduce yourself. Sorry, sir, Hi, this is Shre
Speaker 1: from Camcy. Is it just me? Or horses like all
Speaker 1: the same. It's like different breeds and stuff like Arabian
Speaker 1: and Thoroughbred. But they're all just a horse.
Speaker 7: You know what I mean? No, they are all different.
Speaker 1: That's brilliant. I agree with it. No, a horse is
Speaker 1: a family.
Speaker 5: That's like one of those people that thinks they're really
Speaker 5: insightful when they say it doesn't matter if you're black, white, gay,
Speaker 5: or straight.
Speaker 1: We're all people.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're aware of that. But everyone comes in different
Speaker 5: varieties and that's not a bad thing.
Speaker 1: My favorite horse is a Pinto.
Speaker 5: Oh that's also a bean, Jenna. Do you remember Patch
Speaker 5: on Settle? I love Pinto?
Speaker 7: Well, Patch was my favorite.
Speaker 1: I loved.
Speaker 7: I had a little Patch toys.
Speaker 1: Have I told the story about Toe than the horse
Speaker 1: that I killed?
Speaker 4: Yep?
Speaker 1: Indvertently developed a spine tumor because of my weight. Allegedly, Yes,
Speaker 1: you murdered a horse. Now, now I know I was
Speaker 1: quite a slim at the time, to be honest. What's
Speaker 1: a pinto?
Speaker 5: It's like, this sounds a bit off, but it's like
Speaker 5: those cowskin rugs, this thing on old nats.
Speaker 1: They're like, you know, blotches of white and brown. Yeah. Interesting,
Speaker 1: All right? Now the TikTok?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Or has twenty twenty one been weird?
Speaker 1: Actually it goes on from it. It's just you.
Speaker 9: I mean, yeah, it's been perfectly normal.
Speaker 1: It's been a bit weird.
Speaker 5: But actually I hadn't realized until right now, But now
Speaker 5: that you mention it, yeah.
Speaker 1: It's been a bit odd that tick tug. When I
Speaker 1: was when I found it, the audio just kept going.
Speaker 1: There was no more audio. It was it was a
Speaker 1: black screen like they wanted us to talk out loud.
Speaker 5: It was shit.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go to one from Twitter.
Speaker 5: So I don't know if it's just a mere thing,
Speaker 5: but do you guys like randomly stick your hand in
Speaker 5: your shirt and grab your boobs for a comfort?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: No, this might be the male equivalent, but sometimes I
Speaker 5: don't mind just you know, a little grope of the
Speaker 5: gonads for warmth.
Speaker 1: Yes, you know what I do, And Hayden doesn't. And
Speaker 1: sometimes inadvertently or subconsciously, I should say, I'll be watching
Speaker 1: a show and my hand will be in my groin
Speaker 1: and he'll come out of what are you doing? Why
Speaker 1: are you jacking out to the national Ga? I had
Speaker 1: no idea. It's just for warmth.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and Jenna clearly just enjoys being a cold blooded
Speaker 5: lizard bitch because she doesn't grape her own tits.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's me. She calls them her memories. All right,
Speaker 1: let's go to rub hi.
Speaker 11: Guys. Is it just me or is the reaction to
Speaker 11: a message invention the fucking best thing to ever happen
Speaker 11: to us.
Speaker 1: It's great.
Speaker 11: It's a great way to fucking end the conversation, but
Speaker 11: not be rude. You know, my mum just sent me
Speaker 11: some bullshit message. I didn't give a shit about chuck
Speaker 11: o a heart react happy days, I've done my duty
Speaker 11: for the day.
Speaker 1: I agree. I think that's brilliant. I think they're a
Speaker 1: bit rude.
Speaker 5: I hate it when someone wraps up a conversation with
Speaker 5: me by just like doing a laugh emoji or something,
Speaker 5: and I'm like, oh, I had more to say, but sure,
Speaker 5: let's just ended here.
Speaker 1: You know, you can customize your reaction. I didn't know
Speaker 1: that until someone reacted to that with a tea like
Speaker 1: I was spilling the tea and I was like, how
Speaker 1: the fuck did they do that? And Instagram, Oh okay,
Speaker 1: let me go to you Mitchell, I can hold it
Speaker 1: down and then you can add an emoji.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Look, I only found that out last week too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it isn't just you.
Speaker 9: Or else.
Speaker 5: But I think that the reactions is the best invention
Speaker 5: to happen to us. I think that voice messages are
Speaker 5: never type anymore. I'm always doing a voice message.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with that. A lot of people don't
Speaker 1: know how to react to audio messages. If you're not
Speaker 1: comfortable with sending an audio message. And let's be real,
Speaker 1: all we do is speak like the three of us,
Speaker 1: so it's very abnormal for a lot of people. I
Speaker 1: sent one to my uncle and he freaked the fuck out. Yeah.
Speaker 5: If I'm back and forthing with someone and I'm only
Speaker 5: sending voice messages and then they're replying with texts and
Speaker 5: I'm still doing voice messages if they're not reciprocating, I
Speaker 5: feel like a predator. Yes, I feel like I'm forcing
Speaker 5: myself on them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it really is. It's intense. It's like we're yelling
Speaker 1: at them. All right, let's do another one. Is it
Speaker 1: just me?
Speaker 7: Who just they?
Speaker 11: I just don't like it when you're overly nice to me.
Speaker 2: I would much prefer someone who, like Loki, makes fun
Speaker 2: of you, who's like rude, who tells you you are
Speaker 2: absolutely clap, rather than someone who every two seconds is.
Speaker 11: Oh my gosh, you're the most gorgeous girl I've ever
Speaker 11: seen in my life.
Speaker 1: Shut up?
Speaker 5: No, Yeah, Can I just say there's someone in my
Speaker 5: life right now who I have like weekly meetings with,
Speaker 5: and I just I'm trying to crack them and get
Speaker 5: to that point where we can just diss each other
Speaker 5: because they start every conversation with happy Monday, and I'm like, nah,
Speaker 5: I don't talk to any of my friends like that.
Speaker 1: And reeks of acquaintance, I agree, it's just filling the void,
Speaker 1: giving your giving someone a fake version of yourself.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd much rather a Hello bitch rather than a
Speaker 5: Happy Monday.
Speaker 1: But some people are always going to be happy Monday.
Speaker 1: As Mitch, I don't think some everyone's comfortable to show
Speaker 1: themselves to others.
Speaker 5: I think you're right. What a waste put them down.
Speaker 1: I agree, yep, I happily will for you. This is
Speaker 1: the final bitch, Mitch.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, have I shown you my gun shot? Okay,
Speaker 5: so I'm working from home at the moment, and I've
Speaker 5: got my own little podcast setup. I've got my own
Speaker 5: gunshot and it ships on yours.
Speaker 1: No or yours is like a machine gun where mine
Speaker 1: is like a musket. Should I upgrade guns?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 7: Are you sure it's an antique?
Speaker 1: I've got a lot that's machine gun. This is a
Speaker 1: good one that's machine gun. Kelly the artist, my era.
Speaker 1: That was my mistake. All right, let's end. Is it
Speaker 1: just me's jobs? With a message from our listener, Jack?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 12: Or?
Speaker 1: Do those coals bags seem way less eco friendly than
Speaker 1: the old ones? Love you from jack?
Speaker 10: Ah?
Speaker 1: Well, they're thicker.
Speaker 7: They are definitely thicker.
Speaker 1: But comparatively the other ones, you would get like a
Speaker 1: hundred of them because they were smaller. I don't know.
Speaker 5: Is that the last one we got from a listener?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Can I just say I, Jack, I've always wanted this
Speaker 5: podcast to be a safe space where our listeners can
Speaker 5: come and share their deepest thoughts, things that make them
Speaker 5: feel alone and then we can all bond.
Speaker 1: And heal through sharing.
Speaker 5: And what do I fucking get from our listeners? Ah,
Speaker 5: Cole's bags are fucking spare me?
Speaker 1: Oh deep?
Speaker 5: Like, remember, Mitch, last week you were talking about anxiety.
Speaker 5: We've had Jack Vision talking about his struggles with drug
Speaker 5: addiction and sobriety. And what do we have now, some
Speaker 5: fucking twink talking about Carl's bag. Jack, I want something
Speaker 5: slightly meaningful by a bad person.
Speaker 1: For warning that is it just me? No?
Speaker 5: I want a meaningful conversation the three of us, Mitch,
Speaker 5: Mitch and Jenner. We bring enough trivial nonsense. I want
Speaker 5: something deep from the listeners.
Speaker 1: Fuck this.
Speaker 5: Remember the last time we did is it just you?
Speaker 5: Someone came on and said do you prefer little spoons
Speaker 5: over big spoons? And I was off my show?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I remember I set him off. I noticed a trend here, Jack.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it. I had something to say, not much,
Speaker 1: albeit the conversation was done in about fifteen seconds. Keep
Speaker 1: it to yourself next time, Jack.
Speaker 5: Sorry Jack, anyone's listening right now and you're going through
Speaker 5: some shit and you're like, I want to talk about this.
Speaker 5: Maybe it'll make others feel less alone, or you've been
Speaker 5: through some shit in your past and people can learn
Speaker 5: lessons from you. Please slide into our DNS because I
Speaker 5: never want to hear something that fucking stupid again. Okay,
Speaker 5: you can use a fake name, but it's really fucked
Speaker 5: like if you don't know, went to prison or whatever.
Speaker 9: Hi Jack, So Mitchell, do you agree that the Cols
Speaker 9: bags better now or not?
Speaker 1: Oh? No, they're shit? All right? That ends as what
Speaker 1: a show that was? I think it was successful. I
Speaker 1: do actually I like done.
Speaker 5: Well done, Mitchell, thank you, well done.
Speaker 1: Well segmented next week with Dina coming on.
Speaker 5: You know, I actually sent an email today about getting
Speaker 5: Dina on the show.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna hear back. It's fucking Dino.
Speaker 5: As DeLine Lewis concurred last week, it can't hurt to
Speaker 5: ask the question.
Speaker 1: Very true. So will I get Idle on the show?
Speaker 5: Probably not, but at least I can go to my
Speaker 5: grave knowing I tried unlike you.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Jack, you've pissed him off. Words go.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to seventy nine. We're back to
Speaker 1: episode eighty next week. I'll be bringing in a special
Speaker 1: guest and I'll end my probation, so stay trued to
Speaker 1: find out that.
Speaker 5: And this is you've been on a job trial after
Speaker 5: I demoted you and put your back on probation.
Speaker 1: Which is does another power to do our taxes? Our
Speaker 1: tax official made him sign one paper. Now he thinks
Speaker 1: he can Mitchell fire and fire Mitchell. That's one. Oh no,
Speaker 1: that's two. I'm not saying. Teachers would go to the whiteboard.
Speaker 1: They wouldn't say anything, and they'd hold up a pen.
Speaker 1: They'd stand at the whiteboard and everyone was talking, and
Speaker 1: they just draw a dash and then they draw another line.
Speaker 1: And there'd be one student that's like, guys, yes, miss.
Speaker 5: McManus, and the miss McManus would be like, this is
Speaker 5: the amount of minutes out of your lunchtime.
Speaker 1: You'll be saying back, you'd go, this isn't my time,
Speaker 1: boys and girls, this is your lunchtime that you're reading it.
Speaker 1: You go on, keep talking. I've got my egg salady
Speaker 1: with me.
Speaker 5: But also what about oh lunchtime is your time not mine?
Speaker 1: Bullshit. You've got yard duty.
Speaker 5: You gotta fucking get out there just like us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, missus Robinson, you've got a call with your divorce
Speaker 1: attorney because your husband's leaving you for the pe teacher.
Speaker 1: You trot and get your iPhone out of your locker
Speaker 1: and pull your lawyer out of your pigeon hull.
Speaker 5: But anyway, jokes aside, Mitchell, I am looking forward to
Speaker 5: finally lifting your probation period, if and only if you
Speaker 5: get a guest on next week.
Speaker 1: All right, got the precious on, Jenna, because you're on
Speaker 1: such a.
Speaker 5: Roll like Jenna, Let's take a moment. If I was there,
Speaker 5: i'd pat him on the back. He's doing well, isn't he.
Speaker 1: My figh's a shoulder. Careful, don't are you clapping your
Speaker 1: little bitt a clap?
Speaker 5: Honestly, Jenna is such a jealous bitch.
Speaker 1: Well done, Thank you, thank you, thank you. I've got
Speaker 1: applause too. Do you want to hear them? Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: compare now sound effects of my thing? Can we rewind
Speaker 1: to the start of this fucking show? When I thought
Speaker 1: sound effect would be great? You brated me, yelled at me.
Speaker 1: Now you think they're in and they're cold.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, I just think there's a time and
Speaker 5: a place for sound effects. But back in the early
Speaker 5: days you were just playing them willy nilly. I could
Speaker 5: barely get through a sentence without some sort of sound effect.
Speaker 4: Time trap.
Speaker 1: That was good. That was the time in the place.
Speaker 1: Do you want to hear my applause? Yes, go for it.
Speaker 1: Oh that sounds like someone's water broke in.
Speaker 5: A marble sid Yeah, you're right, that one's no good.
Speaker 1: Laugh laughter. Yeah. But what if I were to say,
Speaker 1: Julie Bishop's mother is about this? Could you do this?
Speaker 1: You got the person wrong.
Speaker 5: It's Angela Bush, It's not Julie Bishop, but you ruined it.
Speaker 1: That's frustrating anyway. Who will be my guest next week?
Speaker 1: Stay tuned to find out episode eighty All will be revealed. Guys,
Speaker 1: mugs are available. Don't forget link in our bio. Not
Speaker 1: for long too, very limited runy questions.
Speaker 5: Yeah, next week's guest. Are you chasing anyone? Is this
Speaker 5: someone already locked in? Or are you just like, is
Speaker 5: this blind faith? You're just hoping to fuck that something
Speaker 5: comes through.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I've got it fully planned out. I've got
Speaker 1: about three email pictures out and I've heard back from
Speaker 1: a couple. We're just sorting out dates and there's.
Speaker 5: Some okay, so there's a few tentative but nothing lockdown correct, Okay, well,
Speaker 5: I believe in you.
Speaker 1: I'll book a guest from my radio show every day.
Speaker 1: I'll pull a rabbit out of my hat if I
Speaker 1: need to.
Speaker 5: I was saying something nice.
Speaker 1: Don't back to you, very true, very tue. I've got
Speaker 1: Guy Sebastian on Speed dil. Don't you forget? Don't get
Speaker 1: Guy Sebastian. Excuse you, guys, lovely No, he is actually
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Speaker 5: Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment. On
Speaker 5: the end, we hope to trick most Hipple out of
Speaker 5: hearing this part. We don't really want.
Speaker 1: Anyone to hear.
Speaker 5: If you're here, you're not meant to be. But it's fine.
Speaker 5: If you've discovered it, you can stick around.
Speaker 1: Yep, this is the show focking after party that you
Speaker 1: weren't really invited to but you kind of stumble upon
Speaker 1: and you might love it, you might hate it. That's
Speaker 1: this shot. Did you ever have.
Speaker 5: Like a twenty first or an eighteenth or any sort
Speaker 5: of party at your house and your parents were there
Speaker 5: and they knew that there was a certain point in
Speaker 5: the night that they just leave. They're like, Okay, we'll
Speaker 5: give them some time to be their real, gross teenage self,
Speaker 5: the side of them that they probably don't really want
Speaker 5: us to see.
Speaker 1: That's what this is.
Speaker 5: I hope my mom takes the hint and jeans out.
Speaker 1: Oh no, my parents no, do not know boundaries. My
Speaker 1: parents love a party. My mom got high with us
Speaker 1: at my eighteenth or my It was like they're coming together,
Speaker 1: my drama friends and my fear to friends and my
Speaker 1: school friends and my drama friends bought joints and everyone
Speaker 1: was smoking, and my mom and dad had a join
Speaker 1: we're smoking it with our family friends who were loving it,
Speaker 1: and that we couldn't get them to bed. We had
Speaker 1: to go to bed because they would not stop harving.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 5: Did you have any I'm surprised because you don't strike
Speaker 5: me as the type that would get blade.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't have any. I think maybe I had
Speaker 1: one bumpuff. I'm gigantic, so nothing happened. But I didn't
Speaker 1: have my first real joint until America. I did cocaine
Speaker 1: and a joint on the favor this nose bleed. I
Speaker 1: had an instant nose bleed into a VASACEI toilet on the.
Speaker 5: Sorry, that story has always been that you had a
Speaker 5: nose bleed from your first cigarette.
Speaker 1: Was it a joint?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: In New York, I had my my first joint and
Speaker 1: my first cocaine. Am I allowed to talk about drugs? Oh?
Speaker 1: Fuck it?
Speaker 5: But like I thought that it was your first cigarette
Speaker 5: that gave you a nose bleed or was it both?
Speaker 1: Now? I had my first when I had my first
Speaker 1: Winfield Red at my graduation for my at my year
Speaker 1: twelve grad part. It was at year ten DJ Tiger
Speaker 1: Lily was performing. I think it was year ten and
Speaker 1: I had a Winfield Red and I had a nose bleed.
Speaker 1: But I also had a noseblee. But I had my
Speaker 1: first joint and mind a cocaine in New York City.
Speaker 1: I've got very sensitive nasal I didn't say how uncool
Speaker 1: that is.
Speaker 5: Oh my year ten graduation, when DJ Tiger Lily was performing,
Speaker 5: I had my first cigarette and it was too much.
Speaker 1: I interviewed her and told her that story, and you
Speaker 1: know when you sometimes like tell a story and you
Speaker 1: go they could either love this or hate it. She
Speaker 1: had zero.
Speaker 5: Interesting.
Speaker 1: I think she was more offended than I brought up
Speaker 1: that she used to do you twelve gigs. She was like, no,
Speaker 1: that wasn't me. No, no, no, no no, I'm an artist.
Speaker 5: And so, Jenna, did you get your wives cross or meat?
Speaker 5: Did you also get a fucking nosebleed when you had
Speaker 5: your first joint?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I've had both.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, so it is both got down in the end.
Speaker 5: It's like a pulling teeth guy.
Speaker 1: But I will be honest. I think the second one
Speaker 1: was more of the cocaine, and it was when I
Speaker 1: had cocaine for the first time I had it.
Speaker 5: It would have been if you were snorting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was sawny. And then they said I was
Speaker 1: freaking out because I'm like my brain, I shouldn't do this,
Speaker 1: and and they said have a path, you'll be fine,
Speaker 1: it'll calm you down, and then nap nose was bleeding.
Speaker 1: I was high. It was an awful thing. I was
Speaker 1: on the upper Upper West Side of New York City.
Speaker 1: I didn't know anyone. It was. It was a really
Speaker 1: awful experience.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I reckon your anxiety would have been a factor
Speaker 5: as well, because it sounds like you started to get
Speaker 5: a bit paranoid. Oh, my brain shouldn't be doing this
Speaker 5: so automatically. It's a shit high exactly.
Speaker 1: And then it was a fully catered event. I actually
Speaker 1: have I found photos the other day, let me get
Speaker 1: them up. And then it was a catered event because
Speaker 1: they were very rich. And I went and sat in
Speaker 1: the study and sat on a chocolate mud cupcake in
Speaker 1: the velvet chair. It was very expensive, and she got
Speaker 1: She was very upset and was like, like you should
Speaker 1: pay for it, but we will. But like that's not on,
Speaker 1: Like you don't do that at people's houses.
Speaker 5: She don't sit on cupcake cupcakes on a velvet lounge.
Speaker 7: Who does that?
Speaker 1: I did it right, I thought, you said.
Speaker 5: Oh, I thought that it was your mistake and that
Speaker 5: someone left it there.
Speaker 1: It was a dark room.
Speaker 5: He sat down, didn't realize there was a fucking cupcake.
Speaker 1: But fully lip I think I just put it on
Speaker 1: there to talk to someone because there was a grand
Speaker 1: piano in the same room, and and they're all on drugs.
Speaker 1: So everyone's playing fucking glee tracks. And then I sit
Speaker 1: in this chair that I put a cupcake in.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, they're right, you should have paid for that.
Speaker 1: Anyway, that's not enough talk about me and oh my god,
Speaker 1: now I'm gonna go right back into it. I had
Speaker 1: a nose bleed the other night. I woke up and
Speaker 1: I was covered in blood. Really what happened? I don't know.
Speaker 5: Maybe Hayden finally had enough of the snoring and it
Speaker 5: was just like it just hit.
Speaker 1: Me, not because I woke up and it was obviously dark,
Speaker 1: and you know when you touch your nose, you oh,
Speaker 1: like my nose is running, yeah, yeah, it's running.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then I'm like, oh, it's actually like actively running
Speaker 1: right now. And then I like keep looking and I go, oh,
Speaker 1: that's blood and my nose is bleeding. It turns the
Speaker 1: light on this blood or over. I don't know what
Speaker 1: it was, but my nose is bleeding. Do you know
Speaker 1: what it's happening to me at the moment?
Speaker 5: Yeah? You know how I had that skin condition on
Speaker 5: my neck. It was like a raizor rash that just
Speaker 5: wouldn't go away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's cleared up. Look, oh yay, I mean I
Speaker 1: only see one giant pixel over zoom. I'm assuming I
Speaker 1: look like a porcelain doll. Made a mistake.
Speaker 5: But they gave me antibiotics for it. But then as
Speaker 5: well as that, they gave me an antibiotic cream that
Speaker 5: you applied not to the area but through your nose.
Speaker 5: And I just didn't question it. I was like, okay.
Speaker 5: They were like, you know, it's connected to your science,
Speaker 5: says I don't know. And so every morning I've had
Speaker 5: to be basically picking my nose but with this little
Speaker 5: ointment on the end. And it's I hate it because
Speaker 5: half the time, even though I've blown my nose and
Speaker 5: like cleared the area before putting this awful fucking antibodytic
Speaker 5: cream in, shove it up and I'm like, oh, yep, good,
Speaker 5: it's illion pull it out. Booger on my finger.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't want to wake up to that. I
Speaker 1: didn't want to wake up to that. That's just because
Speaker 1: and you can't just flick a booger. You have to
Speaker 1: dispose of it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and I'm in bed steels.
Speaker 5: So I'm like, do I just wipe?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I shouldn't. No, I shouldn't. I'll get up, I'll get up.
Speaker 1: I have to say. There's nothing better, maybe add this
Speaker 1: to the list of drugs and dick than a good
Speaker 1: nose blow. When you get it out, it's clean and
Speaker 1: it's a nice tissue. You just you could just pull
Speaker 1: it away and there's no residual snart and you chuck
Speaker 1: that and you go, oh, I'm christial clear. It's a
Speaker 1: nice it's.
Speaker 7: A nice feeling.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Add that in a nice blow a Nico and
Speaker 1: people can laugh. It's a little street says we're gay.
Speaker 5: Laugh.
Speaker 1: Have you guys heard the new Elton John Doolie a song.
Speaker 1: It's very good. I have not brilliant, she sings.
Speaker 5: Don't forget copyright laws that were only allowed to play
Speaker 5: the song if we're critiquing it, So let's critique this bitch.
Speaker 1: Oh true? Okay, yes, well good point, All right, here
Speaker 1: we go. This is cold Heart and it's got now
Speaker 1: on it. DJs. That's very nice, very cruisy, interesting beat.
Speaker 1: I enjoy it.
Speaker 7: I like the beat.
Speaker 1: Elton little things I would have said, when things go
Speaker 1: right interesting joy, Yeah, may find it with that Elton's
Speaker 1: being played on Kiss now.
Speaker 5: Sound like him either?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Wait for dinner ready? She's very good, she's great. Read
Speaker 1: this is Rocketman?
Speaker 10: Ready?
Speaker 1: Do we like it? Mitchell zoned out.
Speaker 7: I like it?
Speaker 5: Sorry, I was googling a song.
Speaker 1: That I wanted you to play after that.
Speaker 7: Okay, No, but you know how she's singing Rocketman?
Speaker 9: Yeah, he should sing levitating Honey's True.
Speaker 1: Should just come in with a shogaro?
Speaker 5: Can I just say I went and saw Elton John
Speaker 5: live beginning of twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: I think it might have been.
Speaker 5: And he can't even fine notes he used to.
Speaker 1: No, I saw him live to in the Wollongong Recreational Center.
Speaker 1: Oh you went to the Woollongong show. Yeah, and no
Speaker 1: word of a lie. It's a great use of this
Speaker 1: sound effect again and completely organic. We're all sitting there
Speaker 1: in the Woongong Recreational Center that they use for fucking tayfairs,
Speaker 1: and we're sitting there and they're like, Elton was meant
Speaker 1: to start ten minutes ago, Where the fuck is he? No,
Speaker 1: this helicopter lands behind the amphitheater without a word of
Speaker 1: a lie. That all of a sudden out of the blue,
Speaker 1: Like maybe a minute later, he just begins his first song.
Speaker 1: It was dancing rock lobs or whatever, fuck his music
Speaker 1: in then come on, thank thank you so much, wooling god,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. If one's applauding. And he goes backstage,
Speaker 1: that was such a that was such a good show, think.
Speaker 9: Thank you, and then looks at his arm woolen gold.
Speaker 1: But then he flies away at the distance behind the stage.
Speaker 5: No, lie, I can't believe that because, like, I've never
Speaker 5: traveled by helicopter.
Speaker 1: I know, did you wonder?
Speaker 5: I know, ye I, but I can't imagine touching down
Speaker 5: and then just having to be on I feel like
Speaker 5: you need a little bit of recuperation, like a bit
Speaker 5: of downtime before you can, like after being on a chopper.
Speaker 5: It sounds like being on a plane where you just
Speaker 5: feel fucked afterwards.
Speaker 1: Yeah you've been on a chop with Jackie O. What
Speaker 1: a weird sentence.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's right, I have And oh what really
Speaker 5: takes it out of your close school disharder views. But
Speaker 5: you know how we were talking last week about Big
Speaker 5: Little Lies, that show with Reese with a spoon, Nicole Kidman,
Speaker 5: what is it is?
Speaker 1: It on Binge now, I think so, because it's HBO,
Speaker 1: so it's being foxtail. Yeah.
Speaker 5: So they always seem to drop on Foxtel when they're
Speaker 5: doing the week by week release, but then Foxtel own Binge,
Speaker 5: so once it's done, they just chuck it all on Binge.
Speaker 1: Smart. Yeah.
Speaker 5: So the next thing you need to watch, Mitchell if
Speaker 5: you liked Big Little Lies is Little Fires Everywhere?
Speaker 1: Oh oh, little Fire everyone. Isn't that a book? Is
Speaker 1: that a novel?
Speaker 4: It is?
Speaker 5: It's another one of those ones where Reese Witherspoon, you
Speaker 5: know how she's got her own production company. She bought
Speaker 5: the right so the book turned it into a TV show.
Speaker 1: It's brilliant.
Speaker 5: It's such a fucking roll. Okay, so let me tell
Speaker 5: you that. But I've just become a Reese with a
Speaker 5: Spoon stand.
Speaker 1: She's great, great, she's you know, she's like the most
Speaker 1: out of any female actress in the last year or
Speaker 1: her net worth is like, she's like the almost a
Speaker 1: billion richest actress.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's not her I don't even reckon it's
Speaker 5: her acting work.
Speaker 1: It's it's the production company as well.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, I think it is primarily the production company
Speaker 9: she just.
Speaker 1: Sold it to Apple. She just got rid of it,
Speaker 1: she sold the production company. Can you find that speech?
Speaker 5: I'm having an I remember I went rogue and with
Speaker 5: this going on about how much I love Diedough. Recently,
Speaker 5: I'm having another moment, having a wreath with a spoon
Speaker 5: appreciation moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you want?
Speaker 5: Look up on YouTube some speech she did, Jenna. Do
Speaker 5: you remember when it was when she talked about starting
Speaker 5: the production company and women in film?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, just look up wreath with a spoon speech. Oh,
Speaker 1: ambition is not a dirty word. That's it. That's it.
Speaker 6: Dread reading scripts that have no women involved in their creation,
Speaker 6: because in evily I get to that part with the
Speaker 6: girl turns to the guy and she goes, what do
Speaker 6: we do now? Now do you know any woman in
Speaker 6: any crisis situation who has absolutely no idea what to do?
Speaker 6: So anyway, after I went to visit these studios, I
Speaker 6: started telling people about this current pipeline and that there
Speaker 6: was barely any female leads in films and the industry
Speaker 6: was in crisis.
Speaker 5: And people were aghast.
Speaker 6: That's horrible, they said, And then they changed the subject
Speaker 6: and move on to their dinner and move on with
Speaker 6: their lives.
Speaker 1: But I could not change the subject. I couldn't turn
Speaker 1: to some man and say, what do we do now?
Speaker 1: This is my life.
Speaker 6: It was time to turn to myself and say, what
Speaker 6: are we going to do now? Okay, Reese, what are
Speaker 6: we going to do now? Yes, the answer is really clear.
Speaker 6: My mother, who's here tonight, very strong, smart Southern woman,
Speaker 6: said to me, if you want something done, honey, do
Speaker 6: it yourself. So I started my own production company, Pacific
Speaker 6: Standard Films, with the mission to tell stories about women.
Speaker 6: And I was nervous, y'all. I was spending my own money,
Speaker 6: which everyone in the movie business always tells you don't
Speaker 6: spend your own money on anything. I was warned that
Speaker 6: on the crazy chance the Pacific Standard would acquire any
Speaker 6: good scripts, we would never make it past our few
Speaker 6: years of business because there just wasn't a market for
Speaker 6: buying female driven material. But like el Woods, I do
Speaker 6: not like to be underestimated.
Speaker 1: Love her.
Speaker 6: I am a very avid reader. In fact, I'm a
Speaker 6: complete book nerd, and so as my producing partner. So
Speaker 6: we just tore through tons of manuscripts and read so
Speaker 6: many things before they were published. But we could only
Speaker 6: find really two pieces of material that we thought were great,
Speaker 6: and we optioned them with our money and we prayed
Speaker 6: that they would work. Both were strong, complicated, fascinating women
Speaker 6: at the center, and both were written by women, and
Speaker 6: lo and behold, both books hit number one on the
Speaker 6: New York Times bestseller list in July of twenty twelve.
Speaker 1: That's right, Bitch.
Speaker 6: One was called Gone Girl and the second was called Wild.
Speaker 6: So we made those two films last year, and those
Speaker 6: two films grossed over half a billion dollars worldwide. So
Speaker 6: that was year one, and against the odd specific standard,
Speaker 6: has had a year two and a year three. We've
Speaker 6: bought five more best selling books. Next year, we're going
Speaker 6: to make two of those Big Little Lies and Luckiest
Speaker 6: Girl Alive into films, and they all have female leads
Speaker 6: of different ages and different races and different jobs. But
Speaker 6: our company isn't just thriving because it feels like a
Speaker 6: good thing to do. It's thriving because female driven films work.
Speaker 1: Beautiful. Wasn't that empowering?
Speaker 5: Say that's why she's the highest paid. She's not even
Speaker 5: in half of those projects that she made.
Speaker 1: She says, Tom. When the production company, shit, what an icon?
Speaker 5: What a brain Ana and oddly enough, I've never seen
Speaker 5: Legally Blonde.
Speaker 7: What No, you have to?
Speaker 1: I've never seen it? What about I don't have to
Speaker 1: do anything? Jenna, shut up. I've seen the music, I've
Speaker 1: seen clips of the musical, but I've never seen I've
Speaker 1: never seen it.
Speaker 7: You have to. It's just such an easy watch.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if I'm claiming myself to be an el not
Speaker 5: an Elwoods Reese Witherspoon stand and I probably should watch,
Speaker 5: you know, Like.
Speaker 7: I said, it's such an easy watch that catalog.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it might be a good Friday night watch me.
Speaker 7: Yeah, definitely, we'll see.
Speaker 5: I'm still going on SPU. I'm up to season seventeen.
Speaker 5: Have you ever committed to a show that goes that long?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: How many? How many seasons are there?
Speaker 5: They're making their twenty third now, But how.
Speaker 1: Can you enjoy it? Isn't every episode standalone? Like how
Speaker 1: can you enjoy?
Speaker 5: Like it used to be? But in the latest seasons
Speaker 5: they've started actually following the characters and their development, which
Speaker 5: I'm really into. They're catering now to like the stand
Speaker 5: ends like myself, rather than the people that just watch reruns.
Speaker 1: That sounds smart. Watch is doctor Belinda Warner made an
Speaker 1: appearance Melinda. Yeah, she's like I said, she's a recurring character.
Speaker 1: She's been bumped and she does bring the and so
Speaker 1: the crime, the crime, and bring the knowledge. Happy day, Lisas,
Speaker 1: whatever the fuck that was? You know what I'm watching?
Speaker 1: It's brilliant. Out of ten, I've never enjoyed something. I
Speaker 1: haven't enjoyed something this much in years.
Speaker 7: Hacks, I really want to watch that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's right up my alem.
Speaker 7: It looks amazing.
Speaker 1: You love it too much. It's brilliant. What is it?
Speaker 1: It's basically our dynamic. It's an old, washed up comedian
Speaker 1: that has a young spring, which one is that, well
Speaker 1: you didn't let me finish, has a young, sprightly, up
Speaker 1: and coming comedian to help her out. Who's who? You're
Speaker 1: the grumpy bitch, Isabella?
Speaker 5: I've got my dog clothes, Isabella wants to get out
Speaker 5: cost Oh.
Speaker 1: Jesus, sorry, sweetie, proving my point. It's got the pants on,
Speaker 1: cashed it up. I thought that was Isabella for a second.
Speaker 1: It was not just a cat for.
Speaker 5: Okay, sorry, who's the washed up fucking comedian?
Speaker 1: I need to tell me you. No, it was more
Speaker 1: that you're the old grumpy bitch. Never No, it's Jeane Smart,
Speaker 1: who's an icon, and she plays like a Joan Rivers character,
Speaker 1: who is this classic American staple of comedy. But she's
Speaker 1: now doing Vegas residencies at like seventy seventy five. Ah right, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've heard the adswer for that. Yeah, brilliant, and her
Speaker 1: materials sort of waning, and she gets given from a
Speaker 1: management a young up and coming writer who lost a job,
Speaker 1: and they work together and it's just hilarious and they argue,
Speaker 1: but it's so well written. It's fucking hilarious and it's
Speaker 1: just great, and it's very up our alley. Because I
Speaker 1: go watch hacks it, I could not recommend it more.
Speaker 1: I didn't stop laughing, and I sobbed, and I sobbed
Speaker 1: in the finale and I have not cried a in
Speaker 1: a show for a long time. Wow.
Speaker 7: Laughter and cried.
Speaker 1: After and crying. It was great.
Speaker 5: Who's the young up and coming writer that is assisting
Speaker 5: me the old hag in this dynamic?
Speaker 7: Well that would be me.
Speaker 1: All right, we should go. It's been a long fucking show.
Speaker 1: We did so much. We'll be back next week. Were
Speaker 1: ready to head off? Guys? Sure? My fies is kicking in.
Speaker 1: Oh no, what does that mean? It means that there
Speaker 1: was code in the room. But now I don't have
Speaker 1: it nice good save No. I feel fine, but I'm
Speaker 1: just apparently fisa. The vaccine gets you the next day.
Speaker 1: But I honestly feel fine, and after my first while
Speaker 1: I felt fine. Do you reckon?
Speaker 5: It's because and I don't mean to sound rude. You reckon,
Speaker 5: it's because you're like a big guy and not fat.
Speaker 5: I me, it just means like tall, big in general.
Speaker 1: Fine, everyone I've.
Speaker 5: Known that has, you know, had a vaccine and then
Speaker 5: they felt a bit lethargic the next day or whatever
Speaker 5: have been like tiny skinny minies.
Speaker 1: I've been good. Maybe your theory is right, man, that
Speaker 1: the bigger you are, your body can just handle it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's all thatt is puberly a theory. I
Speaker 5: feel like there's no medical research to back that fat
Speaker 5: don't get side effects? Like what do you study his name?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, the fat fuck study? What do you mean science?
Speaker 1: Who needs science to back anything? If a videos on
Speaker 1: the internet, you believe it it's real? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Should I go make a TikTok about how skinny men
Speaker 5: he's get side effects from the JAB, but big efforts
Speaker 5: do not.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's wrap the show up. Let's go. What's the
Speaker 1: tag and I hope this podcast made you feel at
Speaker 1: least two percent better this week? Guys.
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, that is the tagline, but you meant
Speaker 5: to say way more gently than that.
Speaker 1: Well, I just wanted to bring some up to it up.
Speaker 5: We do hope that this podcast made you feel at
Speaker 5: least two percent better today.
Speaker 1: That's all just two percent. Yeah, you don't need to
Speaker 1: fucking shout at them too.
Speaker 7: We already did that to Jack.
Speaker 1: We did, we did. Yeah. Sorry, Jack, love you, darling.
Speaker 1: We love better Jack. Thank you for joining. I'm having
Speaker 1: my brain's faltering.
Speaker 4: Guys.
Speaker 1: We've got to go go home. I will go to
Speaker 1: the go. You're go just because you're already home. I
Speaker 1: was trying to think of a joke because he was
Speaker 1: already home, but I've really reached Let's leave it there.
Speaker 1: Let's leave it there, all right. We'll see you next week. Guys,
Speaker 1: We love you. See you then? Bye bye?
Speaker 7: Yeah bye?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 7: A podcast by a couple of meches.
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