WEBVTT - #79: Calling John Laws

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<v Speaker 1>People do some weird shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney fell several meters from a

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<v Speaker 2>trapeze while performing in the musical Pippot.

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<v Speaker 3>Some things that make more sense than others bring pikes, nurseries,

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<v Speaker 3>nursery pikes, p y k e s Hey, why I

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<v Speaker 3>ky as in kill?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey? Why?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults? Food?

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<v Speaker 1>Why is your life so expensive? I'm not even having

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<v Speaker 1>a good child. This is just a couple of mitches,

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<v Speaker 1>what about me?

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<v Speaker 5>Don't forget No, he is Mitui and seventy nine.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm feeling fine, Richard.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, we're getting close to waity, aren't we?

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<v Speaker 1>Aren't we ever? I know two dots at the nursing home.

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<v Speaker 1>Are we getting close to age as we celebrate?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm excited for this week's show, though, because I can't

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<v Speaker 5>wait to find out what big guests you've got lined

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<v Speaker 5>up for us. Huh No, Remember this was your challenge.

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<v Speaker 5>I said, if you book one more guest for the podcast,

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<v Speaker 5>you'll be out of probation.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you gave me two weeks to submit the second guest,

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<v Speaker 1>and now I've got I've got a segment plan. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>the big segment I've been planning for weeks. Is it

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<v Speaker 1>just meves drops? Oh good?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, yes, finally the long awaited segment of yours. So

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<v Speaker 5>next week for our eighty if you'll have a big.

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<v Speaker 1>Guest talking to me like I'm a teacher.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's due next week.

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<v Speaker 1>Next week at MIDnet, I'll have to log onto the

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<v Speaker 1>portal and send my guest in. I'll have a guest

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<v Speaker 1>next week.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what word sends shivers down my spine?

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<v Speaker 1>What moodle?

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<v Speaker 5>Remember having to use that at school?

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<v Speaker 1>Noodle? No moodle with an m oh, my god. I

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<v Speaker 1>only just deleted my moodle from my bookmarks on my

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<v Speaker 1>MacBook a month ago. I still had whs myrdle. Moodle

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<v Speaker 1>is the worst.

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<v Speaker 5>There's all sorts of ones that people use, like what

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<v Speaker 5>were the other ones?

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<v Speaker 1>Blackboard? I didn't have blackboard. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>There's a bunch anyway, they're awful. We're past that phase

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<v Speaker 5>of life, thank god.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Adam at Price kiper Genesee, Hello Price Kitchen. Hi, Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you?

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<v Speaker 7>I'm very well?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you hear the news? I'm double vacks?

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<v Speaker 5>Congratulations and side effects. I'm told.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just a I'm fine, everyone, I got vax yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>My second pizer and I went to the hub in

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<v Speaker 1>Sydney Olympic Park, which, for those that aren't in Australia,

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<v Speaker 1>Sydney Olympic Park is so weird. They just purpose built

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<v Speaker 1>a suburb for the Olympics in two thousand and now

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<v Speaker 1>it just is this Olympic city. It's a very weird place.

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<v Speaker 5>Either completely packed with people for like concerts, NRL there

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<v Speaker 5>you go, or it's a ghost town.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it's very Olympic themed. Like I'm like, hey on,

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<v Speaker 1>we got a park.

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<v Speaker 5>On Kaffe Freeman Way, and then get the park and

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<v Speaker 5>take it.

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<v Speaker 1>On a drive efort drive shaped like a giant dig anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's in the Olympic Park at the hub, which

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<v Speaker 1>the New South Wales governments up. So I like waddle

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<v Speaker 1>up to the chair and I'm very excited. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>get my second fizer, get it in me. I'm so

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<v Speaker 1>pumped to be vaxed. And I sit down and the

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<v Speaker 1>lady is so sweet and she does all the checking

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<v Speaker 1>checks my Medicare checks my ID and she went, oh, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna need the twelve gauge for you, and I

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<v Speaker 1>went part of me. She went, oh, we're gonna need

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<v Speaker 1>the bigger needle for you. You have a very thick epidermis.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, oh, it's my fine.

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<v Speaker 5>I love it. Pop that in your Tinder profile, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>And she went, oh, it's your arm. You've got a

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<v Speaker 1>thicker but it has a thick layer of skin. So

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<v Speaker 1>then ing boo like a fucking click and collect Hole's cart.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't need a twelve gauge for pod twelve. And

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<v Speaker 1>then what do you need, Nancy, Oh, we just need

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<v Speaker 1>a twelve gage for mister Cherry. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

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<v Speaker 1>you will. Here it is beg your pardner. Everyone analyzing

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<v Speaker 1>my arm. And then anyway, I'm not even exaggerating, and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to turn people off getting a needle.

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<v Speaker 1>But if this is the normal one, I'm holding it up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like maybe a centimeter. The twelve gauge was like

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<v Speaker 1>a pencil. Oh god, it looks like a kebab skewer

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<v Speaker 1>kebab scull or the little that you had like lead

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<v Speaker 1>pencil refills. It looked like it was yet yeah, fucking long,

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<v Speaker 1>and she goes, you won't feel a thing, sweetheart, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a thick epidermis. Like you've said that you've already said

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<v Speaker 1>that's thick. It's thick, so like anyway, So I'm sitting

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<v Speaker 1>there already embarrassed and the thick epidermis, and then she goes, oh, honey,

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<v Speaker 1>I roll your sleep up. So I roll the sleeve up. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm wearing a rolled up, roll up, like button down

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<v Speaker 1>linen and it couldn't wouldn't go past, like just above

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<v Speaker 1>my elbow. And she went, oh my god, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have to take your shirt off, mister cherry, and I went,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't quickly listen to a couple of mitches. Is

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<v Speaker 1>it just it's not taking your top, babe.

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<v Speaker 5>You're telling me that I have thick skin, however metaphorically

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<v Speaker 5>very thin skin.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't handle the humiliation. And I'm reading between the lines.

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<v Speaker 1>You just called me fucking fat, and now you want

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<v Speaker 1>me to take my shirt off. Does not compute. So

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<v Speaker 1>I go on, it'll work, It'll be fine. I can

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<v Speaker 1>just roll it up. She went, so that's not how

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<v Speaker 1>it works. You have to take your top off. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, right, she went, will you want a privacy screen?

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<v Speaker 1>I can order one, like went back over to the

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<v Speaker 1>button and I'm like, don't press the button. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need the buzzer. I don't need Kathy to

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<v Speaker 1>come back, so I just fucking do it. So what

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<v Speaker 1>I do is ready, I'll do it for you.

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<v Speaker 8>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to unbutton like this, right, three buttons, like.

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<v Speaker 5>A breastfeeding mother I was with my was with child,

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<v Speaker 5>if I was breastfeeding in the park or pumping, I

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<v Speaker 5>had to do this really.

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<v Speaker 1>And go all the way out. And my TI was

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<v Speaker 1>out like this, and then she know where it will lie.

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<v Speaker 1>She went, lucky, you wore deodoran. Do you know what?

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<v Speaker 5>I would have never thought of that? When I get

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<v Speaker 5>my vac I'm gonna have to wear a tank top

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<v Speaker 5>or something.

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<v Speaker 1>And that is exactly my PSA. I want to bring

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<v Speaker 1>attention to the fact that if you're getting your vaccine,

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<v Speaker 1>wear a T shirt. Don't wear a skivvy because completely

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<v Speaker 1>stripped like something that I didn't even think about.

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<v Speaker 7>I didn't think of that.

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<v Speaker 5>No, imagine if Jenna gets some creepy guy giving her

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<v Speaker 5>jabb He's like, you're gonna have to take.

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<v Speaker 1>Your bra off. Man, I have to do an aerial

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<v Speaker 1>line injection for this one, not again, real injection. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a broper anyway, I'm vaxed up, I'm feeling good hat

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<v Speaker 1>and as great as well. He's fine, fantastic, he got

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<v Speaker 1>the antibodies.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway, we've got Is It Just meaves Drops coming up

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<v Speaker 5>your grand a weighted segment.

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<v Speaker 1>We've also got a talk back.

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<v Speaker 5>Tings, which is my favorite segment of ours.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait for that, and it's John John Laws

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<v Speaker 1>again that's the best of the best. Also, I do

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<v Speaker 1>have to say, is It Just meaves Drops? Guys, been

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<v Speaker 1>in the works mentally for me anyway, at least for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you explain the concept? Okay, so the show Is

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<v Speaker 1>It Just Me? Is the podcast hosted to buy a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of minutes if it's your first time listening. We

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<v Speaker 1>start to show the same way every week with two gents.

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<v Speaker 1>I just saw the opportunity, as we'll go into my

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<v Speaker 1>tag and an eaves drop is when you listen to

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<v Speaker 1>someone else's conversation, So.

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<v Speaker 5>Rather than bringing our own, we're just listening in on others.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, that's right, This is Is It Just Me? From

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<v Speaker 1>around the world globally. We even have Is It Just

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<v Speaker 1>meaves Drops from some of our value listeners, which is

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<v Speaker 1>very exciting.

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<v Speaker 5>And I haven't heard any of these, and I'm looking

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<v Speaker 5>forward to it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, exactly right, so we'll do that later on. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>let's begin. I might go first, or do you want to?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you thinking? No, you go for it, honey,

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<v Speaker 1>don't let me stop here?

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<v Speaker 4>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>Where did all the toy stores go? It's none. What

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<v Speaker 1>did they used to be?

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<v Speaker 5>Because I grew up in the country and there weren't

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<v Speaker 5>toy Stawce remember seeing ads for them on TV? Yes,

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<v Speaker 5>and they were ads for you know, towns a long

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<v Speaker 5>way away. So I never really went to toy staores.

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<v Speaker 1>We were spoilt for choice. Toys are Russ was the

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<v Speaker 1>big one, and every Westfield had to Toys r US

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<v Speaker 1>and Toys r US wasn't just toys. It was like PlayStations.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like the JB High Phi dare I say

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<v Speaker 1>before Jbhigh Fight. Then there was Toy World that had

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<v Speaker 1>the Teddy Bear logo, the big the giraffe, it was

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<v Speaker 1>like an animal. And then there's Toy Barn. Toy Barn

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<v Speaker 1>was huge. There were all these toy stores and places

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<v Speaker 1>to get toys. I feel like toys were advertised more

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<v Speaker 1>when we were growing up, right, means you feel the same.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe we're just not paying attention to those ads because

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<v Speaker 5>they don't really affect us. I mean, Jbhi fi those ads.

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<v Speaker 1>That is our toy store and this phase of life.

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<v Speaker 5>So maybe they your.

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<v Speaker 1>Toy store is love Honey dot com. I know that.

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<v Speaker 5>I think there is still toy Mate, but all those others.

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<v Speaker 1>That you just listed not here. It is toys harass

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<v Speaker 1>mitchell A, nationwide and globally have shut all stores. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>they're all got there. Out of Australia, no toys are

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<v Speaker 1>ice exist. And then of course you can't forget toy Mate.

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<v Speaker 1>Toy Mate is huge. They've got a giant super Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I know for a fact they're still around. I see

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<v Speaker 1>them out west right. But what about the kids that

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<v Speaker 1>live in the city. I mean, they don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>go to George Street. I just don't think toy stores

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<v Speaker 1>are given.

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<v Speaker 5>Mummies diamonds to play with them.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the house of Goodnoor and double Mad.

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<v Speaker 5>What were your favorite toys growing up? I mentioned last

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<v Speaker 5>week that I was big on the My Little Ponies.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, I never had brat Stells, but I always

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<v Speaker 5>used to play with them at the neighbor's place.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I loved them.

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<v Speaker 5>That was like my you know, my little gay secret.

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<v Speaker 5>I loved playing with brat stoles. Yeah, and I also

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<v Speaker 5>had the smelly bellies. Do you remember them I had?

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<v Speaker 5>I had so many I can remember all of their names.

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<v Speaker 1>I had, Okay, I can remember really random. I had

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<v Speaker 1>Wubber Wrestlers. What And I actually googled these a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of years because I wanted to buy them for the nostalgia.

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<v Speaker 1>Wubber Wrestlers like w WU like Wubble, and they were

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<v Speaker 1>wrestlers that were made of like silicon, and you like

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<v Speaker 1>they'd wrestle together and they would like get stuck together.

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<v Speaker 1>It was kind of erotic. And then my sister, back

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<v Speaker 1>to my silicon obsession, used to have poly pockets and

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<v Speaker 1>they were plastic girls, but all their outfits were made

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<v Speaker 1>of silicon. Yes, it was really od.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, so I've just googled Wubble wrestlers. They were also

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<v Speaker 5>made by Moose, the same people, and they look so

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<v Speaker 5>unentertaining to me.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you say in the walm God, I've just

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<v Speaker 1>found the one that I used to play with au

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<v Speaker 1>thirty six bucks. I'm buying it now. You just play

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<v Speaker 1>with them and look at this. Look at the tits

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<v Speaker 1>on that one. Jenna can't see, but she's got a

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<v Speaker 1>rack on her made of pure I can see. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>looking at finger up. Yeah she does.

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<v Speaker 5>What about Tamagotchi's did you guys have this?

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<v Speaker 1>I had them, but I mind just died in the

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<v Speaker 1>room filled with shit, so I just gave her. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I had an attention span to play with.

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<v Speaker 5>I was furious my term igotchi died, even though I

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<v Speaker 5>took very good care of it. I kept this thing

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<v Speaker 5>alive for twelve generations, and I kept such a close

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<v Speaker 5>si on it, and then one day it was just like, no,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm dead now.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, that's bullshit. Almost bigger than the tema

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<v Speaker 1>gotchi was the lenyard that you wore it on. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you remember that.

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<v Speaker 5>Around the little charms that you could attach?

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<v Speaker 1>Were you guys Nintendo DS kids?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's it's just in my cabinet next to me. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>on his Oh my god, do you want to see we.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't play in this at all? Show me that I

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<v Speaker 1>was a DS guy. I actually I've never actually said

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<v Speaker 1>this on the podcast. Maybe I have in the other days,

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<v Speaker 1>but I collect like vintage Nintendo consoles. It's a bit.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a bit. I know Mitch just got his Nintendo

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<v Speaker 1>DS stylist or are you happy to see me?

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<v Speaker 5>I beg your pardon. It's not just a Nintendo DS.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, it's a Nintendo DSi xl oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Never.

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<v Speaker 5>The ads for these things always had like business people

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<v Speaker 5>sitting there playing brain games like adults.

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<v Speaker 1>And they always put them on a train. Yes, why

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<v Speaker 1>are they? Why is that meant to appeal to us

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<v Speaker 1>turning it on? Hey Jenna, are you on picto chat?

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<v Speaker 1>I am that old that I had a DS before

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<v Speaker 1>that epilepsy warning came up before you started it up.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how old I am. I was in the air

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<v Speaker 1>of kids, froffing at the mouth with then nin ten

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<v Speaker 1>dogs at Christmas Day? Go back? What about Pouci? Did

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<v Speaker 1>you guys have Pooci? The robotic dog?

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<v Speaker 7>Is that? And it had different color?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes?

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<v Speaker 7>Mine had blue ears.

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<v Speaker 1>I still have mine at mine?

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<v Speaker 5>Did you ever have a fucking Ferby? Those things were crappy,

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<v Speaker 5>but I loved them.

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<v Speaker 1>My parents wouldn't let me have Ferbies. My sister had

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<v Speaker 1>a Ferby, but she gave it milk. And then one

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas my parents bought my parents are classic tight asses.

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<v Speaker 1>Bought my sister a PSP like a PlayStation potable and

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<v Speaker 1>off gum Tree and it was broken. They were just

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<v Speaker 1>they tricked and they had no idea. It's on Christmas Day.

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<v Speaker 1>She was sobbing into Lara Croft two.

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<v Speaker 5>My sister had a Ferby and it was in her

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<v Speaker 5>backpack when she went to school and the classroom was dead, silent,

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<v Speaker 5>everyone was, you know, paying attention, working, and then the

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<v Speaker 5>Ferby just goes boring.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, they used to do that boring.

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<v Speaker 1>Missus Smith had in the bow, Like, what how do

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<v Speaker 1>they know? How do they know?

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<v Speaker 7>Do you remember Sylvanian families, those little minds.

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<v Speaker 1>I watched the tiktoks about Sylvanian families and they're all murderers.

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<v Speaker 5>I know. I mean, Jenna was alive when people first

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<v Speaker 5>invented hop scotch, so she's been around to see he's

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<v Speaker 5>seen it all.

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<v Speaker 7>It's really underrated.

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<v Speaker 1>Jenna didn't have marble, so she used the eyes of

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<v Speaker 1>her enemies the joints of hers. I did. It's so

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<v Speaker 1>much fun.

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<v Speaker 7>I wish I could go back to those days.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, kids, if you're listening, you don't haven't sound like

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<v Speaker 1>fucking boomers? Well I do, anyway, all right, are you

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<v Speaker 1>ready for you ready for your age of Mitchell? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Me with it?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 5>Is it really weird to you that COVID nineteen is

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<v Speaker 5>now affecting regional areas?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, absolutely, Yeah, that's how you know it's serious.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>They just announced last week that regional New South Wales

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<v Speaker 5>is going into lockdown too. It's not just sitting anymore.

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<v Speaker 5>But before that, I feel like regional areas were such

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<v Speaker 5>a blind spot. Like they used to laugh at us.

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<v Speaker 5>Mom and Dad would sit at home in the country

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<v Speaker 5>watching the news and being like, fucking idiots going and

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<v Speaker 5>selling out toilet paper. What's wrong with them? And this

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<v Speaker 5>Christmas just gone?

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously.

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<v Speaker 5>I was driving back to Bogenate for Christmas and I

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<v Speaker 5>had symptoms like I had a sore throat, block nose,

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<v Speaker 5>And I said to Mom, Okay, option one is I

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<v Speaker 5>get COVID tested here and then just wait a couple

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<v Speaker 5>of days to come home, or I come home and

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<v Speaker 5>get COVID tested in Forbes.

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<v Speaker 1>And she was like, we don't have.

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<v Speaker 5>COVID testing facilities in the country.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't need them. They didn't have ever had a

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<v Speaker 1>case out here. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 5>And fast forward to now all of New South Wales

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<v Speaker 5>is in lockdown. First it was just Jenna's hometown, Dubbo.

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<v Speaker 1>Now it's everyone, all the Dubbo dust industry.

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<v Speaker 9>Will no, I can't even talk about the dust, let

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<v Speaker 9>alone the COVID.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 9>But it's as soon as it was announced. It was

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<v Speaker 9>announced at like eleven, and then they just started at

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<v Speaker 9>like one.

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<v Speaker 1>The mayor just stood up in the middle of town

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<v Speaker 1>with the megaphone.

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<v Speaker 7>And he had the dust in his hand.

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<v Speaker 1>How it was announced because there's no Internet, of course, yes.

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<v Speaker 5>So he stood at the only traffic lights in town

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<v Speaker 5>saying go home.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeap Macquarie Street.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Anyway, how are.

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<v Speaker 5>They coping, Jenny your family, because I feel like that

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<v Speaker 5>would be quite a rude shock to them.

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<v Speaker 9>Yes, well, thankfully a lot of most of them are

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<v Speaker 9>fully vaccinated. But it's particularly hard because my great uncle

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<v Speaker 9>has terminal cancer and so that's difficult transporting.

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<v Speaker 7>Him to the hospital and all that when he needs treatment.

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<v Speaker 1>And systems already quite imagined vulnerable.

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<v Speaker 9>Yes, and also the fact that he can't have like

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<v Speaker 9>my cousins and things, all of them over.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he can't have more than one visitor, right.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, and they're not going over, you know, to hang out.

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<v Speaker 9>They're going over to help, you know, clean things up

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<v Speaker 9>because he doesn't want to go into palliative care.

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<v Speaker 7>So that's what's very difficult.

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<v Speaker 5>Does that fall under compassionate reasons?

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<v Speaker 1>Surely?

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<v Speaker 7>I'm pretty sure it would.

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<v Speaker 1>Have someone to dick him down, and your uncle can

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<v Speaker 1>have someone over to talk to him.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah that if I have someone over an intimate partner,

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<v Speaker 5>it has to be like just the one person.

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<v Speaker 1>So if it's a dud route, that's it. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh please, I thought you're insinuating that you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>have more. I'm like, babe, getting one. I barely like two.

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<v Speaker 5>But the weird thing is that I heard the other day.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know if it was a rumor or if

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<v Speaker 5>I just heard it through the grape vine, but I

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<v Speaker 5>heard that Parks, which is the nearest town to bogen

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<v Speaker 5>Gate where I grew up the dish, they had become

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<v Speaker 5>a hot spot because some delivery driver delivering grain or

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<v Speaker 5>feed for live soccer something was positive and had gone

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<v Speaker 5>all around the town. And so I googled Parks hotspot

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<v Speaker 5>to try and get some information about what was going

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<v Speaker 5>on back home, and the first link I clicked on

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<v Speaker 5>the headline that said Parks hot spots.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, yep, this is what I want to know.

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<v Speaker 5>But now I clicked on Park's bird watching hot spots.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a list of all the best places to go

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<v Speaker 5>bird watching in the region. In fourth place Bogan Gates,

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<v Speaker 5>So you know.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going a strong guy's great. What the fuck?

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<v Speaker 5>Bird watching sounds so boring, doesn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're looking at that map being like, oh, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of cases in the bullsh and in trees.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? In Forbes? Bird watching sounds awful? And

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<v Speaker 1>you only like you listen out for the noises too,

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<v Speaker 1>like a lot of it. You never actually see a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of the birds. I don't need to go bird watching.

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<v Speaker 5>I accidentally hit enough of them with my car when

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<v Speaker 5>I'm out in the bush drive it plays an hour.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need to either.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, Is it just mean?

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<v Speaker 5>Suave a review on your podcast app?

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't, you're a little bit all right, Mack time.

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<v Speaker 1>If you leave us a five star review on Apple

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<v Speaker 1>podcasts or on Facebook reviews, go to our page couple

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<v Speaker 1>of Mitch's hit reviews. Leave it and it gets right

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<v Speaker 1>out on the show. You've got a week to contact

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<v Speaker 1>price keeper Jenna and you'll be sent a season three

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<v Speaker 1>commemorative mug, just like Heidi Jane Sweeney as on Facebook.

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<v Speaker 1>She says, well, I like them, and I'm pretty hard

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<v Speaker 1>to please.

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<v Speaker 5>I like that is that it short and sweet?

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<v Speaker 7>I like her.

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<v Speaker 5>We conquered the inevitable. She's very hard to please, but

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<v Speaker 5>we please her.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, And this one is from Andrew Dadson. He says,

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate the laughs. So Andrew says, thank you Mitch Mitchell

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<v Speaker 1>and prize keeper Jenna getting everyone's names exactly right, which

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<v Speaker 1>I love. I started listening to the podcast late last

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<v Speaker 1>year when my partner was participating in Master chef Ey

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<v Speaker 1>this podcast bubble Fleck. Yeah, this podcast helped me develop

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<v Speaker 1>a routine when I really needed it. Thank you everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>So Andrew, you've got yourself a commemorative mug. But who

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<v Speaker 1>is his partner?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my, you do have a last name with the review?

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<v Speaker 5>I know it's Andrew, Yeah, dadson, Dadson. You watched Mastershif,

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<v Speaker 5>didn't you.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 1>I interviewed them all, but I didn't get any of

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<v Speaker 1>their last names. I just do first names.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, they don't really do her last name on

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<v Speaker 5>the show, do they I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Googling dad mastership, but Andrew, dadsn't partner, which makes me

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<v Speaker 1>think gay and I'm just thinking. I'm just thinking. If

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<v Speaker 1>I google.

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<v Speaker 7>Dadson, yeah, Dadson, Mastershift.

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<v Speaker 1>Dad's and Mastershift, read about Mark Dad's sitting and that's Dodson,

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<v Speaker 1>a lawyer, a medical student.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, Andrew, if you're listening, we're very curious, please tell all.

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<v Speaker 9>Yes, please tell us more about this.

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<v Speaker 5>It's also not that often that we get reviews from males.

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<v Speaker 5>Have you noticed it's usually chicks. Men hold back their feelings.

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<v Speaker 5>If you're a man that listens, let it out, dune

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<v Speaker 5>and leave us a five star review on Apple Podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I agree. It keeps us going, and you can

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<v Speaker 1>win yourself a mug which aren't around for that much long.

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<v Speaker 1>Season three is nearing its end, guys, don't forget no

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<v Speaker 1>dates in mind yet.

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<v Speaker 5>And if you don't win a mugget's fine, you can

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<v Speaker 5>just buy one on our Instagram at couple of mitches.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly right. Okay, should we jump into a fan favorite

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred percent? Let's go the radio.

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<v Speaker 5>So talkback tings is where we play the weird shit

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<v Speaker 5>that we hear on talkback radio. It's a fan favorite segment.

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<v Speaker 5>And we've spoken a lot about John Laws, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and if you haven't heard those before, he's an

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<v Speaker 1>Australian radio icon, the original gold microphone, the original king

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<v Speaker 1>of broadcast. Very old, is very very very well known

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<v Speaker 1>in the Yeah it didn't.

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<v Speaker 5>He literally have his birthday last week. I don't know

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<v Speaker 5>how old he is, but yeah, he's getting up that way.

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<v Speaker 5>He did, And so we've spoken a lot about him,

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<v Speaker 5>but we've never spoken to him. And so the other day,

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<v Speaker 5>we were all in the office at the same time

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<v Speaker 5>in the morning, which is rare because obviously you work nights, Mitch,

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<v Speaker 5>and I was like, well, John Laws is on in

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<v Speaker 5>the morning. We're all here, Let's take this opportunity to

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<v Speaker 5>try and get through to his show. And it all

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<v Speaker 5>came about after I heard this mispronunciation. Right, there were

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<v Speaker 5>so many unknown worthy no, I reckon, you're gonna like

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<v Speaker 5>this mispronunciation.

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<v Speaker 1>I got to tell you always do well.

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<v Speaker 5>This one is particularly good because it's almost like a

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<v Speaker 5>hybrid of two of our favorite segments. Right, So this

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<v Speaker 5>mispronunciation happened on the John Laws show.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that is like talk back tings. Why no pronunciation?

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<v Speaker 5>Precisely, I was listening out trying to find something for

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<v Speaker 5>talkback things. And I'm like, oh, it's a mispronunciation perfect

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<v Speaker 5>from John, No, from one of his callers.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, because I was going to say, he's very well spoken,

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<v Speaker 1>he's very intelligent.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, he would never mispronounce anything. But he did get

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<v Speaker 5>pretty frustrated at the caller every time they got the

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<v Speaker 5>word wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>As you like, he's in our intro, he was he

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<v Speaker 1>say cove for kill.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, well, his patience has only gotten more thin. So

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<v Speaker 5>the other day when this caller kept saying a certain

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<v Speaker 5>word wrong, you'll definitely know what it is. He wasn't

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<v Speaker 5>having a bar of it.

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<v Speaker 4>Take a listen, Okay, one three hundred five six four

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<v Speaker 4>sixty five two telephone number, Give us a call, tell

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<v Speaker 4>us what's on your And I don't vet the calls.

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<v Speaker 4>Unlike other broadcasting stations. They give you a third degree

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<v Speaker 4>before they'll put you through talk on the air. Well,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't do that. You can talk about whatever you like.

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<v Speaker 4>Who have we got Helen? Are you there?

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<v Speaker 10>Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, Good morning Helen. What can I do for you?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 10>John, look, irrespective of the covert thing, people are going

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<v Speaker 10>to die. I just I'm a little curious about why

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<v Speaker 10>so much seems to be just labeled as covert. It's COVID,

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<v Speaker 10>it's COVID, Oh, it's COVID. They are a range of

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<v Speaker 10>underlying conditions.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, but this one, this one is very very very infectious.

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<v Speaker 10>But people are dying of varying things, and it probably

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<v Speaker 10>doesn't all lead to covert, or it shouldn't all.

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<v Speaker 8>Be labeled COVID COVID.

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<v Speaker 10>But I do not subscribe to I guess to the covid.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes's sweetheart, you must say.

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<v Speaker 10>COVID, COVID, COVID whatever.

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<v Speaker 4>No, COVID, not whatever, covid, covid. Yeah, that's it, that's correct.

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<v Speaker 10>Whatever you wish to call it. John, We have an

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<v Speaker 10>immune sistent. It works remarkably well.

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<v Speaker 4>But it obviously doesn't work totally well. Otherwise we wouldn't

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<v Speaker 4>have an outbreak of COVID, would we an alleged outbreak?

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<v Speaker 10>John? Alleged?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 10>That word?

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<v Speaker 4>I see. Well, Well, you try and tell the four

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<v Speaker 4>million people who are dead that they're only allegedly dead. No,

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<v Speaker 4>you're not dead. An allegation.

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<v Speaker 10>A little dose of reality is not going to hurt anyone.

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<v Speaker 4>No, Well, that's including you, my dear.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, I consider myself to be a realist. I just

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<v Speaker 10>simply don't subscribe to you know, every day is COVID.

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<v Speaker 10>I just don't go to that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, all right, Helen, you're stupid. You're making ridiculous comments. Oh, deary, dear,

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<v Speaker 4>go away, please, stupid woman. I just don't believe that

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<v Speaker 4>somebody can think along those lines and even have the

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<v Speaker 4>temerity to want to express it on national radio.

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<v Speaker 1>Yy whoa, whoa.

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<v Speaker 5>That escalated and yeah, he gets to a certain boiling

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<v Speaker 5>point He's like, nah, stupid woman.

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<v Speaker 1>Now does he just have a sting to play like

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<v Speaker 1>a one second jingle? Woman? I thought she said covered

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<v Speaker 1>to start.

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<v Speaker 5>No, she was saying covered COVID. I've got it there

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<v Speaker 5>for you.

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<v Speaker 10>Covered cod.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a shame with all this covered happening in Sydney,

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<v Speaker 5>A lot of my work opportunities have been postponded.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what's very cold that at the moment of winter

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<v Speaker 1>and nomly have like a cereal, but I want something warm,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, so I have.

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<v Speaker 5>Parage No, no, you fucked it, you fucked it, or

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<v Speaker 5>the if you want to reverse it, you could say

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<v Speaker 5>pe ridge.

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<v Speaker 1>So you can reverse. Well.

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<v Speaker 5>I was thinking about it and phonetically. She's actually reading

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<v Speaker 5>it correctly, because you don't say, oh, I'm really hungry,

0:24:20.480 --> 0:24:23.560
<v Speaker 5>let's go through the drive. So I'm really craving some McDonald's.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 5>True, Technically, copt is how it's spelt.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, true true true. You don't say, Madona, what's that?

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<v Speaker 5>Madonna?

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<v Speaker 1>This is hot? I can't think of anything.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, you're just turning the owen covid into an Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at the lah? True?

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<v Speaker 5>Did you see in beaut there was a dreadful explosion?

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<v Speaker 1>My brain is cook? What's wrong with you today?

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<v Speaker 5>I can't think, Oh, it's good to have the jab

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<v Speaker 5>and he's got a blood close. Have you got any

0:25:01.800 --> 0:25:04.080
<v Speaker 5>celeb interviews coming up on your radio show.

0:25:04.119 --> 0:25:06.240
<v Speaker 1>Russell Croft? No, I don't.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, look I'm not in the mood. Is you shared

0:25:10.840 --> 0:25:13.040
<v Speaker 1>an Noway says a shot must go on?

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<v Speaker 5>The podcast must go on.

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<v Speaker 1>When you got school, captain, did you did you speak

0:25:21.760 --> 0:25:26.080
<v Speaker 1>in electern or a potio? There we go with's getting it?

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<v Speaker 1>You're in the things and you your niece is she

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<v Speaker 1>a totaler?

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<v Speaker 5>I remember?

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<v Speaker 1>Is she total?

0:25:34.920 --> 0:25:35.200
<v Speaker 4>She said?

0:25:35.400 --> 0:25:40.720
<v Speaker 1>She's grown up? Time flies? What color is our logo? Yellow?

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<v Speaker 1>It's when it changes that it confuses me because I

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<v Speaker 1>think of one, it's because it's antidexterous.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway, this is going nowhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the head I noticed.

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<v Speaker 5>But look anyway, the reason I've dragged you into the

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<v Speaker 5>studio at this time because we usually record in the

0:25:58.000 --> 0:26:01.119
<v Speaker 5>afternoons and it's morning time. I thought, well, what a

0:26:01.240 --> 0:26:04.600
<v Speaker 5>rare opportunity where in studio at the same time that

0:26:04.720 --> 0:26:09.720
<v Speaker 5>John Laws is alive on air? He's nine to midday. Yes,

0:26:09.760 --> 0:26:13.880
<v Speaker 5>and we've never tried to call the big man, John Law.

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<v Speaker 5>So I thought, well, it's now on Ever, Dylan, you

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<v Speaker 5>want me to call John? Absolutely? Actually, I think it's

0:26:19.320 --> 0:26:22.200
<v Speaker 5>the right time. He meets your alter ego dot Wigan.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you think Dodd should call the eight year old woman?

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<v Speaker 5>Yep, she should give John a call. She would definitely

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<v Speaker 5>be listening. Oh, she'd be like, yes, you've also got

0:26:30.680 --> 0:26:34.679
<v Speaker 5>a like that woman like Helen. Get a mispronunciation in there?

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<v Speaker 5>See if he calls you out on it?

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<v Speaker 1>Or should I say what's topical? And he's asking about

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<v Speaker 1>the vaccine?

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<v Speaker 11>The vaccine.

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<v Speaker 1>Instead of.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes and booked him for the John should I get

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<v Speaker 5>what did you get the fizza or the astro zaneaka.

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<v Speaker 1>You daft woman? Heiser Fiser.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, I can't believe it. We've never spoken to him.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, do you have his number. I'll give you his

0:27:03.640 --> 0:27:04.359
<v Speaker 1>number and i'll put it in.

0:27:04.480 --> 0:27:07.280
<v Speaker 5>The number is very easy. Remember one three hundred five

0:27:07.359 --> 0:27:09.440
<v Speaker 5>six four sixty five too. It spelled John Lord.

0:27:09.480 --> 0:27:11.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure. Also, we don't vet to anyone. It's

0:27:11.560 --> 0:27:13.040
<v Speaker 1>not a it's not a glow.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, he was asking for trouble.

0:27:14.480 --> 0:27:16.560
<v Speaker 1>He was all right, I'm going to die.

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<v Speaker 5>So it's not a glot.

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<v Speaker 1>God, yes, Vizza, Oh my god. Dialing as don John's

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show. Your name morning Dot?

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<v Speaker 5>Excuse spoil that out for me?

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<v Speaker 1>D O T Dot? And how old are you?

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<v Speaker 8>I'm eighty three, well eighty four very soon, but I

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<v Speaker 8>would cling on to eighty three while I can.

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<v Speaker 6>Yep.

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<v Speaker 5>And where you calling from?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling from Coonel Barrel Breen. Yep, Ben, what are

0:27:56.960 --> 0:27:59.160
<v Speaker 1>we talking about today? To John?

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<v Speaker 8>About you is a vaccine. I've had the vaccine and

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<v Speaker 8>I'd like to know what he got. It is my

0:28:05.200 --> 0:28:07.200
<v Speaker 8>mind knowing what Jonathan has.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, Ben, Dodd, can I get your phone number?

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<v Speaker 11>Hey?

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<v Speaker 5>DoD?

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<v Speaker 9>Is this Mitch?

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<v Speaker 11>Me?

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<v Speaker 9>Is this Mitch?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean by Mitch?

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<v Speaker 7>Mitch?

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<v Speaker 5>I think, No, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't put me through to John.

0:28:24.680 --> 0:28:27.359
<v Speaker 3>Please, I can't put you through to John. And he

0:28:27.400 --> 0:28:28.000
<v Speaker 3>doesn't like you.

0:28:28.240 --> 0:28:31.040
<v Speaker 1>It does like me. I went to school with John.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry about that dog.

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<v Speaker 3>Qudn't try though.

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<v Speaker 10>Didn't you get Ben last time?

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<v Speaker 5>The guy we spoke to when we called reception, did

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<v Speaker 5>he get promoted?

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<v Speaker 12>Ben?

0:28:41.480 --> 0:28:41.720
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

0:28:42.800 --> 0:28:45.440
<v Speaker 1>Ben awed all the phones here? Oh wow, there you

0:28:45.440 --> 0:28:48.880
<v Speaker 1>guys listen here. You almost put on you almost put

0:28:48.960 --> 0:28:50.040
<v Speaker 1>on a competitor.

0:28:50.840 --> 0:28:51.720
<v Speaker 3>Oh poor Benny.

0:28:51.760 --> 0:28:54.880
<v Speaker 12>He's sitting here getting really upsett embarrassed last time put

0:28:55.400 --> 0:28:55.640
<v Speaker 12>him on?

0:28:55.680 --> 0:28:56.120
<v Speaker 1>Put him on?

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<v Speaker 5>Here you go, Hey, Mitch, bencognize your voice straight away.

0:29:01.120 --> 0:29:02.440
<v Speaker 1>I was like, we've called this kid before.

0:29:03.160 --> 0:29:04.640
<v Speaker 5>No, no, I recognized it too.

0:29:04.720 --> 0:29:14.400
<v Speaker 1>But also, Bene, no problems to the podcast. No, you're

0:29:14.440 --> 0:29:17.000
<v Speaker 1>doing a great job. Put your producer back on, put

0:29:17.040 --> 0:29:20.200
<v Speaker 1>your other one on. Okay, then there mustn't be much

0:29:20.200 --> 0:29:20.840
<v Speaker 1>show to produce.

0:29:21.640 --> 0:29:24.600
<v Speaker 5>Hey, Darling, if we can't get through as dot, can

0:29:24.640 --> 0:29:26.720
<v Speaker 5>you tea up an interview with John Laws and our podcast?

0:29:26.760 --> 0:29:30.160
<v Speaker 1>We'd love to have him. I can give thanks Darlin.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, you guys, we were caught out. We're on

0:29:35.920 --> 0:29:40.040
<v Speaker 1>their radar. I can't tell you my heart dropped because

0:29:40.040 --> 0:29:40.840
<v Speaker 1>he was in the background.

0:29:41.040 --> 0:29:42.920
<v Speaker 5>And then do you love how I interrupted and said

0:29:43.480 --> 0:29:45.160
<v Speaker 5>they're onto it and it didn't break character.

0:29:45.280 --> 0:29:47.360
<v Speaker 1>You're like, now I'm gonna keep going. That is so good.

0:29:47.440 --> 0:29:51.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you're listening to Is it just me?

0:29:51.720 --> 0:29:53.880
<v Speaker 1>The rude shocks of young adults?

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<v Speaker 4>Food?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

0:29:54.800 --> 0:29:54.960
<v Speaker 4>Time?

0:29:55.200 --> 0:29:57.360
<v Speaker 1>Is it just me? Drops? Are we ready with Limba?

0:29:57.480 --> 0:29:58.120
<v Speaker 1>Feeling good?

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<v Speaker 5>Let's do that the is it just me from around

0:30:01.240 --> 0:30:03.280
<v Speaker 5>the globe that we have evesdropped on?

0:30:03.400 --> 0:30:07.120
<v Speaker 1>Huh, that's right. So consider yourself in a classroom in

0:30:07.160 --> 0:30:10.040
<v Speaker 1>the world. Walking throughout the public, you hear someone talking,

0:30:10.120 --> 0:30:11.960
<v Speaker 1>you go, oh, I'd love to get involved in that.

0:30:12.200 --> 0:30:14.120
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you know what, it's actually really weird because you know,

0:30:14.160 --> 0:30:15.760
<v Speaker 5>when you hear someone else say your name, your ear

0:30:15.800 --> 0:30:17.600
<v Speaker 5>is pricky. Bit. Every time I hear someone use the

0:30:17.640 --> 0:30:20.719
<v Speaker 5>phrase is it just me? At attention, I'm like, are

0:30:20.720 --> 0:30:23.160
<v Speaker 5>they talking about my podcast? So exactly, it's a lot

0:30:23.360 --> 0:30:24.320
<v Speaker 5>and you've pulled them all.

0:30:24.440 --> 0:30:27.160
<v Speaker 1>Yes, And this is where well said that before you

0:30:27.160 --> 0:30:30.240
<v Speaker 1>said that come out the martograph I, which is not true.

0:30:30.320 --> 0:30:32.760
<v Speaker 1>I have a loving partner. I don't know why I

0:30:32.920 --> 0:30:35.000
<v Speaker 1>made that come from. I've never done that in my life. Also,

0:30:35.080 --> 0:30:36.920
<v Speaker 1>what all just too? I have two hands, That's all

0:30:36.920 --> 0:30:38.760
<v Speaker 1>I can do. That says four penises. But the cha

0:30:38.880 --> 0:30:43.600
<v Speaker 1>think anyway. But I do have this audio from TikTok

0:30:43.760 --> 0:30:44.280
<v Speaker 1>have a listen.

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<v Speaker 6>Is it just me or does anyone else agree that

0:30:47.600 --> 0:30:49.320
<v Speaker 6>each family has their own scent?

0:30:50.680 --> 0:30:54.920
<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, smell, some families fucking stink.

0:30:56.880 --> 0:30:58.160
<v Speaker 1>I completely agree.

0:30:58.240 --> 0:31:01.960
<v Speaker 5>And I have this like con instant fear that the

0:31:02.040 --> 0:31:04.560
<v Speaker 5>combs is Reek and no one has told us because

0:31:04.600 --> 0:31:07.400
<v Speaker 5>I would never say to someone, Hey, you, your sister,

0:31:07.480 --> 0:31:09.880
<v Speaker 5>your mum, you're all fucking punk. I would never say that,

0:31:10.240 --> 0:31:12.360
<v Speaker 5>and so I would expect that if I did Reek,

0:31:12.600 --> 0:31:14.040
<v Speaker 5>no one would have the heart to tell me do

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<v Speaker 5>I stink?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No, Mitchell, your house does not stink at all

0:31:18.640 --> 0:31:21.040
<v Speaker 1>when you often have candles going. You know, the first

0:31:21.080 --> 0:31:23.680
<v Speaker 1>time I noticed this was a really sad moment. My

0:31:23.800 --> 0:31:27.560
<v Speaker 1>childhood home smell is after moving out. Yeah, I'm same,

0:31:27.720 --> 0:31:30.200
<v Speaker 1>and then coming back and you go, oh yeah, this

0:31:30.320 --> 0:31:31.600
<v Speaker 1>place fucking ripe.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep.

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<v Speaker 5>That was how I are you talking about the houses

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<v Speaker 5>or the people? Because when they say do some families

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<v Speaker 5>have a smell? I'm talking about even if I run

0:31:40.680 --> 0:31:42.880
<v Speaker 5>into them down the street, I can fucking smell them.

0:31:43.600 --> 0:31:44.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about just the people.

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<v Speaker 5>They have their own musk. Sometimes it's lovely, sometimes it's feral.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I agree, people have very unique smells. But I'm

0:31:52.080 --> 0:31:54.160
<v Speaker 1>talking houses, I'm talking like place.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I'm also worried that my place has a cat smell,

0:31:57.000 --> 0:31:58.800
<v Speaker 5>because you don't realize when you live with the cat.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm glad you told me that. No, it smells good.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what else. It happens when you go

0:32:02.040 --> 0:32:03.520
<v Speaker 1>on a holiday for like a month, and then you

0:32:03.560 --> 0:32:06.440
<v Speaker 1>come back and you walk into your place here, see how.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, I know, yes, I go home to Boging Gate

0:32:11.600 --> 0:32:15.000
<v Speaker 5>expecting to have that comforting, nostalgic smell of home, but

0:32:15.040 --> 0:32:17.200
<v Speaker 5>it's the mouth plague at the moment, so instead I

0:32:17.400 --> 0:32:19.120
<v Speaker 5>smell dead rod fantasty.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, this isn't just me, comes from someone I follow,

0:32:23.000 --> 0:32:25.040
<v Speaker 1>is just some gay influence. I don't even know how

0:32:25.080 --> 0:32:27.320
<v Speaker 1>I found him, but this was on his Instagram story

0:32:27.360 --> 0:32:29.400
<v Speaker 1>last night and I had to rewatch it to screen record.

0:32:29.640 --> 0:32:31.800
<v Speaker 1>Did you get his permission to play this audio? Now?

0:32:31.880 --> 0:32:35.120
<v Speaker 1>He put it on Insto stories. It's verified. He's fine,

0:32:35.200 --> 0:32:37.200
<v Speaker 1>isn't that the fair gang? I think he's got only

0:32:37.200 --> 0:32:39.920
<v Speaker 1>fans too, so we've seen work enough in his opinions.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, is it just me?

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<v Speaker 12>Or like, do y'all a walk everywhere, even if like

0:32:45.360 --> 0:32:48.360
<v Speaker 12>it's fifty minutes, because I live in New York everywhere,

0:32:48.640 --> 0:32:52.880
<v Speaker 12>Like I walked to dinner tonight fifteen minutes, just because

0:32:52.880 --> 0:32:54.440
<v Speaker 12>I was like, why take the train if I can walk?

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<v Speaker 5>Just you, babe, Absolutely yes, I mean if it's the

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<v Speaker 5>option of walking or train, I get the appeal. Sometimes

0:33:02.280 --> 0:33:03.840
<v Speaker 5>it's nice to take a walk and have a bit

0:33:03.840 --> 0:33:05.680
<v Speaker 5>of me time. But I've got a car, Barb, I'm

0:33:05.680 --> 0:33:07.000
<v Speaker 5>not going to fuck around on foot.

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<v Speaker 1>Na exactly, Nana walk.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

0:33:10.480 --> 0:33:13.280
<v Speaker 1>I saw Jenna walking the other day. I was driving

0:33:13.320 --> 0:33:14.680
<v Speaker 1>to work and Jenera as when I lives in the

0:33:14.720 --> 0:33:17.920
<v Speaker 1>Meriton service Suite Stay and I was driving in and

0:33:17.920 --> 0:33:21.280
<v Speaker 1>I drove past her. Is that is that a white witch?

0:33:21.400 --> 0:33:23.640
<v Speaker 1>Or is that Jenna? And it was Jenna, and I

0:33:23.680 --> 0:33:25.000
<v Speaker 1>messaged her and I said, do you want to lift?

0:33:25.040 --> 0:33:28.360
<v Speaker 1>She went no, it's sweltering outside. She was happy to

0:33:28.360 --> 0:33:32.240
<v Speaker 1>just skip. I liked walking. She had an option and

0:33:32.280 --> 0:33:35.120
<v Speaker 1>she chose to walk. So just you. Anyway, back to TikTok.

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<v Speaker 1>This is from friend of the show Jen.

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<v Speaker 12>It's just me?

0:33:38.880 --> 0:33:39.320
<v Speaker 1>Or do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 7>You feel more confident when you wear a G string? No,

0:33:44.440 --> 0:33:45.360
<v Speaker 7>I feel uncomfortable.

0:33:45.360 --> 0:33:47.640
<v Speaker 5>I've never worn a G string. They don't sound appealing

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<v Speaker 5>at all.

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<v Speaker 1>No, so that's just you, Jena.

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<v Speaker 5>Have you seen that scene on kathin Kim where she

0:33:52.240 --> 0:33:55.120
<v Speaker 5>says she's having a lingerie party and she says, so

0:33:55.520 --> 0:33:58.320
<v Speaker 5>this is the tee bar, it's actually just a G

0:33:58.480 --> 0:33:59.640
<v Speaker 5>string turned back to front.

0:34:00.760 --> 0:34:01.880
<v Speaker 7>I love that scene.

0:34:01.960 --> 0:34:04.400
<v Speaker 5>That sounds even more uncomfortable. I don't even have flaps,

0:34:04.400 --> 0:34:05.520
<v Speaker 5>but that doesn't sound comfy.

0:34:05.960 --> 0:34:11.840
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't wear a G string. I would ingest, it would.

0:34:11.680 --> 0:34:15.200
<v Speaker 5>Go internal, It'd come out like a frayed rope.

0:34:15.200 --> 0:34:16.759
<v Speaker 1>People would have to go to the vet like those

0:34:16.840 --> 0:34:18.520
<v Speaker 1>rott whilers that eat the rope and they have to

0:34:18.560 --> 0:34:21.000
<v Speaker 1>pull it out. That's what happened.

0:34:21.760 --> 0:34:23.640
<v Speaker 5>Let's just take a moment to picture jen A in

0:34:23.680 --> 0:34:24.320
<v Speaker 5>a G string.

0:34:27.080 --> 0:34:30.440
<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's move on. This one is another one from

0:34:30.480 --> 0:34:31.839
<v Speaker 1>tik Tu Is.

0:34:31.760 --> 0:34:34.080
<v Speaker 4>It just me? Or like no, it's just don't turn

0:34:34.160 --> 0:34:34.360
<v Speaker 4>you on?

0:34:34.680 --> 0:34:36.759
<v Speaker 1>But when she sends in the little booty picks and

0:34:36.800 --> 0:34:40.560
<v Speaker 1>like the short shorts, O god, well not she?

0:34:41.080 --> 0:34:41.440
<v Speaker 7>No?

0:34:41.960 --> 0:34:44.279
<v Speaker 5>I get the idea though, Like I don't want to

0:34:44.320 --> 0:34:48.040
<v Speaker 5>see a dick pic, but I'm quite partial to a tease,

0:34:48.560 --> 0:34:49.000
<v Speaker 5>I am.

0:34:49.080 --> 0:34:51.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I agree. Would would you like to get

0:34:51.480 --> 0:34:53.000
<v Speaker 1>a raw photo of a penis Jennet?

0:34:53.120 --> 0:34:55.399
<v Speaker 9>No, No, not at all.

0:34:55.520 --> 0:34:58.400
<v Speaker 5>No, what about when someone mailed you an oil painting

0:34:58.440 --> 0:34:59.000
<v Speaker 5>of a penis?

0:34:59.040 --> 0:35:00.400
<v Speaker 1>Back in? You want of your form lines?

0:35:00.640 --> 0:35:03.840
<v Speaker 9>That's different, that's different, and that did happen quite a

0:35:03.920 --> 0:35:04.480
<v Speaker 9>few times.

0:35:04.640 --> 0:35:06.680
<v Speaker 1>And you've got a couple of morse code dicks too,

0:35:06.719 --> 0:35:14.120
<v Speaker 1>didn't you? So many imagine sexing over morse code a

0:35:14.360 --> 0:35:17.719
<v Speaker 1>rapid amount of beeps? It sounded the four play is

0:35:17.800 --> 0:35:20.799
<v Speaker 1>fun and like the killer, Like, have you ever had

0:35:20.800 --> 0:35:22.640
<v Speaker 1>phone sex? Have you guys had phone sex before?

0:35:22.800 --> 0:35:23.080
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:35:23.520 --> 0:35:27.000
<v Speaker 1>I have not. I've never even sent a nude Yeah no, no,

0:35:27.080 --> 0:35:30.560
<v Speaker 1>nor the most nude I've ever been is in that

0:35:30.600 --> 0:35:31.560
<v Speaker 1>fucking back center.

0:35:32.000 --> 0:35:34.680
<v Speaker 5>Well let's just just for the show. Let's all post

0:35:34.680 --> 0:35:35.759
<v Speaker 5>the nude right now.

0:35:37.000 --> 0:35:39.320
<v Speaker 1>Let's post them to the group and people can guess

0:35:39.320 --> 0:35:43.000
<v Speaker 1>who they are. Yep, all right, To be fair, my

0:35:43.080 --> 0:35:49.920
<v Speaker 1>tits could register as Jenners. Oh no, he's done it.

0:35:49.960 --> 0:35:56.359
<v Speaker 1>Wow you guys kidding? Oh my god, that's a Hey

0:35:56.400 --> 0:35:57.920
<v Speaker 1>this one isn't Is it just me? From a listener.

0:35:57.920 --> 0:36:01.880
<v Speaker 1>She re sent this in. Hi, this is from Camcy.

0:36:02.880 --> 0:36:06.560
<v Speaker 1>Is it just me? You say cancery Campsy? Oh I'm

0:36:06.560 --> 0:36:09.160
<v Speaker 1>a bit cancery, that's what I heard. No, that's not

0:36:09.160 --> 0:36:12.600
<v Speaker 1>how you introduce yourself. Sorry, sir, Hi, this is Shre

0:36:12.920 --> 0:36:19.359
<v Speaker 1>from Camcy. Is it just me? Or horses like all

0:36:19.400 --> 0:36:23.640
<v Speaker 1>the same. It's like different breeds and stuff like Arabian

0:36:23.719 --> 0:36:26.600
<v Speaker 1>and Thoroughbred. But they're all just a horse.

0:36:26.840 --> 0:36:29.600
<v Speaker 7>You know what I mean? No, they are all different.

0:36:30.200 --> 0:36:33.120
<v Speaker 1>That's brilliant. I agree with it. No, a horse is

0:36:33.160 --> 0:36:33.640
<v Speaker 1>a family.

0:36:34.400 --> 0:36:37.000
<v Speaker 5>That's like one of those people that thinks they're really

0:36:37.040 --> 0:36:40.719
<v Speaker 5>insightful when they say it doesn't matter if you're black, white, gay,

0:36:40.840 --> 0:36:41.200
<v Speaker 5>or straight.

0:36:41.239 --> 0:36:42.040
<v Speaker 1>We're all people.

0:36:42.360 --> 0:36:45.440
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we're aware of that. But everyone comes in different

0:36:45.680 --> 0:36:47.480
<v Speaker 5>varieties and that's not a bad thing.

0:36:47.880 --> 0:36:49.520
<v Speaker 1>My favorite horse is a Pinto.

0:36:50.320 --> 0:36:53.480
<v Speaker 5>Oh that's also a bean, Jenna. Do you remember Patch

0:36:53.680 --> 0:36:55.480
<v Speaker 5>on Settle? I love Pinto?

0:36:55.600 --> 0:36:56.880
<v Speaker 7>Well, Patch was my favorite.

0:36:56.920 --> 0:36:57.279
<v Speaker 1>I loved.

0:36:57.600 --> 0:36:58.800
<v Speaker 7>I had a little Patch toys.

0:36:58.920 --> 0:37:00.480
<v Speaker 1>Have I told the story about Toe than the horse

0:37:00.520 --> 0:37:01.120
<v Speaker 1>that I killed?

0:37:01.320 --> 0:37:01.520
<v Speaker 4>Yep?

0:37:02.520 --> 0:37:06.879
<v Speaker 1>Indvertently developed a spine tumor because of my weight. Allegedly, Yes,

0:37:06.960 --> 0:37:09.480
<v Speaker 1>you murdered a horse. Now, now I know I was

0:37:09.560 --> 0:37:11.399
<v Speaker 1>quite a slim at the time, to be honest. What's

0:37:11.440 --> 0:37:11.880
<v Speaker 1>a pinto?

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<v Speaker 5>It's like, this sounds a bit off, but it's like

0:37:15.800 --> 0:37:17.960
<v Speaker 5>those cowskin rugs, this thing on old nats.

0:37:18.640 --> 0:37:23.560
<v Speaker 1>They're like, you know, blotches of white and brown. Yeah. Interesting,

0:37:23.920 --> 0:37:24.920
<v Speaker 1>All right? Now the TikTok?

0:37:25.640 --> 0:37:26.319
<v Speaker 5>Is it just me?

0:37:26.600 --> 0:37:28.480
<v Speaker 6>Or has twenty twenty one been weird?

0:37:30.040 --> 0:37:33.279
<v Speaker 1>Actually it goes on from it. It's just you.

0:37:35.520 --> 0:37:38.520
<v Speaker 9>I mean, yeah, it's been perfectly normal.

0:37:38.640 --> 0:37:39.520
<v Speaker 1>It's been a bit weird.

0:37:39.560 --> 0:37:44.719
<v Speaker 5>But actually I hadn't realized until right now, But now

0:37:44.719 --> 0:37:46.400
<v Speaker 5>that you mention it, yeah.

0:37:46.239 --> 0:37:49.160
<v Speaker 1>It's been a bit odd that tick tug. When I

0:37:49.239 --> 0:37:52.760
<v Speaker 1>was when I found it, the audio just kept going.

0:37:53.200 --> 0:37:55.319
<v Speaker 1>There was no more audio. It was it was a

0:37:55.320 --> 0:37:58.040
<v Speaker 1>black screen like they wanted us to talk out loud.

0:37:58.040 --> 0:37:58.560
<v Speaker 5>It was shit.

0:38:00.080 --> 0:38:02.160
<v Speaker 1>All right, let's go to one from Twitter.

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<v Speaker 5>So I don't know if it's just a mere thing,

0:38:05.120 --> 0:38:08.680
<v Speaker 5>but do you guys like randomly stick your hand in

0:38:08.760 --> 0:38:12.640
<v Speaker 5>your shirt and grab your boobs for a comfort?

0:38:13.200 --> 0:38:13.239
<v Speaker 6>No?

0:38:13.480 --> 0:38:17.080
<v Speaker 5>No, this might be the male equivalent, but sometimes I

0:38:17.160 --> 0:38:20.080
<v Speaker 5>don't mind just you know, a little grope of the

0:38:20.160 --> 0:38:21.640
<v Speaker 5>gonads for warmth.

0:38:22.040 --> 0:38:24.880
<v Speaker 1>Yes, you know what I do, And Hayden doesn't. And

0:38:24.920 --> 0:38:28.520
<v Speaker 1>sometimes inadvertently or subconsciously, I should say, I'll be watching

0:38:28.520 --> 0:38:30.880
<v Speaker 1>a show and my hand will be in my groin

0:38:31.280 --> 0:38:33.279
<v Speaker 1>and he'll come out of what are you doing? Why

0:38:33.320 --> 0:38:37.160
<v Speaker 1>are you jacking out to the national Ga? I had

0:38:37.200 --> 0:38:38.800
<v Speaker 1>no idea. It's just for warmth.

0:38:39.120 --> 0:38:42.760
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and Jenna clearly just enjoys being a cold blooded

0:38:42.760 --> 0:38:44.840
<v Speaker 5>lizard bitch because she doesn't grape her own tits.

0:38:45.000 --> 0:38:47.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's me. She calls them her memories. All right,

0:38:47.920 --> 0:38:49.560
<v Speaker 1>let's go to rub hi.

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<v Speaker 11>Guys. Is it just me or is the reaction to

0:38:53.080 --> 0:38:56.479
<v Speaker 11>a message invention the fucking best thing to ever happen

0:38:56.560 --> 0:38:57.080
<v Speaker 11>to us.

0:38:57.320 --> 0:38:57.759
<v Speaker 1>It's great.

0:38:57.800 --> 0:38:59.640
<v Speaker 11>It's a great way to fucking end the conversation, but

0:38:59.719 --> 0:39:01.840
<v Speaker 11>not be rude. You know, my mum just sent me

0:39:01.880 --> 0:39:04.160
<v Speaker 11>some bullshit message. I didn't give a shit about chuck

0:39:04.200 --> 0:39:06.520
<v Speaker 11>o a heart react happy days, I've done my duty

0:39:06.560 --> 0:39:06.960
<v Speaker 11>for the day.

0:39:07.600 --> 0:39:10.400
<v Speaker 1>I agree. I think that's brilliant. I think they're a

0:39:10.440 --> 0:39:11.080
<v Speaker 1>bit rude.

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<v Speaker 5>I hate it when someone wraps up a conversation with

0:39:14.200 --> 0:39:16.319
<v Speaker 5>me by just like doing a laugh emoji or something,

0:39:16.320 --> 0:39:18.200
<v Speaker 5>and I'm like, oh, I had more to say, but sure,

0:39:18.360 --> 0:39:19.200
<v Speaker 5>let's just ended here.

0:39:19.320 --> 0:39:21.640
<v Speaker 1>You know, you can customize your reaction. I didn't know

0:39:21.680 --> 0:39:25.200
<v Speaker 1>that until someone reacted to that with a tea like

0:39:25.280 --> 0:39:27.799
<v Speaker 1>I was spilling the tea and I was like, how

0:39:27.840 --> 0:39:31.840
<v Speaker 1>the fuck did they do that? And Instagram, Oh okay,

0:39:32.000 --> 0:39:34.319
<v Speaker 1>let me go to you Mitchell, I can hold it

0:39:34.400 --> 0:39:36.600
<v Speaker 1>down and then you can add an emoji.

0:39:36.680 --> 0:39:36.839
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:39:36.960 --> 0:39:40.279
<v Speaker 1>Look, I only found that out last week too. Yeah,

0:39:40.360 --> 0:39:41.840
<v Speaker 1>so it isn't just you.

0:39:43.160 --> 0:39:43.439
<v Speaker 9>Or else.

0:39:43.600 --> 0:39:46.640
<v Speaker 5>But I think that the reactions is the best invention

0:39:46.719 --> 0:39:48.960
<v Speaker 5>to happen to us. I think that voice messages are

0:39:49.360 --> 0:39:51.880
<v Speaker 5>never type anymore. I'm always doing a voice message.

0:39:52.000 --> 0:39:54.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I agree with that. A lot of people don't

0:39:54.719 --> 0:39:56.520
<v Speaker 1>know how to react to audio messages. If you're not

0:39:56.600 --> 0:39:58.799
<v Speaker 1>comfortable with sending an audio message. And let's be real,

0:39:58.880 --> 0:40:00.879
<v Speaker 1>all we do is speak like the three of us,

0:40:01.400 --> 0:40:04.000
<v Speaker 1>so it's very abnormal for a lot of people. I

0:40:04.040 --> 0:40:06.680
<v Speaker 1>sent one to my uncle and he freaked the fuck out. Yeah.

0:40:06.719 --> 0:40:09.440
<v Speaker 5>If I'm back and forthing with someone and I'm only

0:40:09.480 --> 0:40:12.560
<v Speaker 5>sending voice messages and then they're replying with texts and

0:40:12.600 --> 0:40:15.640
<v Speaker 5>I'm still doing voice messages if they're not reciprocating, I

0:40:15.680 --> 0:40:18.480
<v Speaker 5>feel like a predator. Yes, I feel like I'm forcing

0:40:18.520 --> 0:40:19.200
<v Speaker 5>myself on them.

0:40:19.280 --> 0:40:21.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it really is. It's intense. It's like we're yelling

0:40:21.719 --> 0:40:25.440
<v Speaker 1>at them. All right, let's do another one. Is it

0:40:25.680 --> 0:40:26.120
<v Speaker 1>just me?

0:40:26.320 --> 0:40:27.160
<v Speaker 7>Who just they?

0:40:27.239 --> 0:40:29.799
<v Speaker 11>I just don't like it when you're overly nice to me.

0:40:30.120 --> 0:40:33.799
<v Speaker 2>I would much prefer someone who, like Loki, makes fun

0:40:33.800 --> 0:40:36.080
<v Speaker 2>of you, who's like rude, who tells you you are

0:40:36.120 --> 0:40:40.399
<v Speaker 2>absolutely clap, rather than someone who every two seconds is.

0:40:40.320 --> 0:40:42.319
<v Speaker 11>Oh my gosh, you're the most gorgeous girl I've ever

0:40:42.360 --> 0:40:43.280
<v Speaker 11>seen in my life.

0:40:43.520 --> 0:40:44.120
<v Speaker 1>Shut up?

0:40:44.480 --> 0:40:48.640
<v Speaker 5>No, Yeah, Can I just say there's someone in my

0:40:48.680 --> 0:40:51.239
<v Speaker 5>life right now who I have like weekly meetings with,

0:40:51.800 --> 0:40:55.319
<v Speaker 5>and I just I'm trying to crack them and get

0:40:55.320 --> 0:40:57.399
<v Speaker 5>to that point where we can just diss each other

0:40:57.680 --> 0:41:01.879
<v Speaker 5>because they start every conversation with happy Monday, and I'm like, nah,

0:41:02.640 --> 0:41:04.480
<v Speaker 5>I don't talk to any of my friends like that.

0:41:04.840 --> 0:41:09.280
<v Speaker 1>And reeks of acquaintance, I agree, it's just filling the void,

0:41:09.400 --> 0:41:11.960
<v Speaker 1>giving your giving someone a fake version of yourself.

0:41:12.280 --> 0:41:15.480
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'd much rather a Hello bitch rather than a

0:41:15.520 --> 0:41:16.360
<v Speaker 5>Happy Monday.

0:41:16.960 --> 0:41:19.280
<v Speaker 1>But some people are always going to be happy Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>As Mitch, I don't think some everyone's comfortable to show

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<v Speaker 1>themselves to others.

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<v Speaker 5>I think you're right. What a waste put them down.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree, yep, I happily will for you. This is

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<v Speaker 1>the final bitch, Mitch.

0:41:32.760 --> 0:41:38.680
<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, have I shown you my gun shot? Okay,

0:41:38.840 --> 0:41:40.680
<v Speaker 5>so I'm working from home at the moment, and I've

0:41:40.680 --> 0:41:42.600
<v Speaker 5>got my own little podcast setup. I've got my own

0:41:42.680 --> 0:41:44.680
<v Speaker 5>gunshot and it ships on yours.

0:41:44.880 --> 0:41:47.839
<v Speaker 1>No or yours is like a machine gun where mine

0:41:47.920 --> 0:41:52.120
<v Speaker 1>is like a musket. Should I upgrade guns?

0:41:53.160 --> 0:41:53.200
<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 7>Are you sure it's an antique?

0:41:55.320 --> 0:41:58.880
<v Speaker 1>I've got a lot that's machine gun. This is a

0:41:58.920 --> 0:42:01.239
<v Speaker 1>good one that's machine gun. Kelly the artist, my era.

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<v Speaker 1>That was my mistake. All right, let's end. Is it

0:42:03.440 --> 0:42:06.240
<v Speaker 1>just me's jobs? With a message from our listener, Jack?

0:42:06.880 --> 0:42:07.440
<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

0:42:07.800 --> 0:42:07.880
<v Speaker 12>Or?

0:42:07.880 --> 0:42:10.640
<v Speaker 1>Do those coals bags seem way less eco friendly than

0:42:10.680 --> 0:42:12.520
<v Speaker 1>the old ones? Love you from jack?

0:42:13.680 --> 0:42:14.680
<v Speaker 10>Ah?

0:42:15.280 --> 0:42:16.360
<v Speaker 1>Well, they're thicker.

0:42:16.880 --> 0:42:18.640
<v Speaker 7>They are definitely thicker.

0:42:18.440 --> 0:42:21.640
<v Speaker 1>But comparatively the other ones, you would get like a

0:42:21.760 --> 0:42:24.960
<v Speaker 1>hundred of them because they were smaller. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>Is that the last one we got from a listener?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Can I just say I, Jack, I've always wanted this

0:42:37.960 --> 0:42:42.399
<v Speaker 5>podcast to be a safe space where our listeners can

0:42:42.440 --> 0:42:46.520
<v Speaker 5>come and share their deepest thoughts, things that make them

0:42:46.560 --> 0:42:50.280
<v Speaker 5>feel alone and then we can all bond.

0:42:50.040 --> 0:42:51.920
<v Speaker 1>And heal through sharing.

0:42:52.320 --> 0:42:55.920
<v Speaker 5>And what do I fucking get from our listeners? Ah,

0:42:56.880 --> 0:42:59.719
<v Speaker 5>Cole's bags are fucking spare me?

0:43:00.200 --> 0:43:01.720
<v Speaker 1>Oh deep?

0:43:02.200 --> 0:43:04.680
<v Speaker 5>Like, remember, Mitch, last week you were talking about anxiety.

0:43:05.120 --> 0:43:08.320
<v Speaker 5>We've had Jack Vision talking about his struggles with drug

0:43:08.360 --> 0:43:11.520
<v Speaker 5>addiction and sobriety. And what do we have now, some

0:43:11.760 --> 0:43:16.000
<v Speaker 5>fucking twink talking about Carl's bag. Jack, I want something

0:43:16.120 --> 0:43:19.520
<v Speaker 5>slightly meaningful by a bad person.

0:43:19.200 --> 0:43:21.399
<v Speaker 1>For warning that is it just me? No?

0:43:21.520 --> 0:43:25.000
<v Speaker 5>I want a meaningful conversation the three of us, Mitch,

0:43:25.040 --> 0:43:28.359
<v Speaker 5>Mitch and Jenner. We bring enough trivial nonsense. I want

0:43:28.400 --> 0:43:30.120
<v Speaker 5>something deep from the listeners.

0:43:30.200 --> 0:43:30.560
<v Speaker 1>Fuck this.

0:43:31.480 --> 0:43:33.359
<v Speaker 5>Remember the last time we did is it just you?

0:43:33.640 --> 0:43:36.280
<v Speaker 5>Someone came on and said do you prefer little spoons

0:43:36.320 --> 0:43:38.920
<v Speaker 5>over big spoons? And I was off my show?

0:43:39.200 --> 0:43:39.439
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:43:39.640 --> 0:43:42.959
<v Speaker 1>I remember I set him off. I noticed a trend here, Jack.

0:43:43.040 --> 0:43:45.600
<v Speaker 1>I enjoyed it. I had something to say, not much,

0:43:46.200 --> 0:43:49.560
<v Speaker 1>albeit the conversation was done in about fifteen seconds. Keep

0:43:49.560 --> 0:43:51.239
<v Speaker 1>it to yourself next time, Jack.

0:43:52.280 --> 0:43:58.200
<v Speaker 5>Sorry Jack, anyone's listening right now and you're going through

0:43:58.239 --> 0:44:01.040
<v Speaker 5>some shit and you're like, I want to talk about this.

0:44:01.160 --> 0:44:03.520
<v Speaker 5>Maybe it'll make others feel less alone, or you've been

0:44:03.600 --> 0:44:06.279
<v Speaker 5>through some shit in your past and people can learn

0:44:06.400 --> 0:44:09.440
<v Speaker 5>lessons from you. Please slide into our DNS because I

0:44:09.480 --> 0:44:13.080
<v Speaker 5>never want to hear something that fucking stupid again. Okay,

0:44:13.360 --> 0:44:15.400
<v Speaker 5>you can use a fake name, but it's really fucked

0:44:15.440 --> 0:44:17.359
<v Speaker 5>like if you don't know, went to prison or whatever.

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<v Speaker 9>Hi Jack, So Mitchell, do you agree that the Cols

0:44:21.800 --> 0:44:23.600
<v Speaker 9>bags better now or not?

0:44:24.560 --> 0:44:29.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh? No, they're shit? All right? That ends as what

0:44:30.080 --> 0:44:34.040
<v Speaker 1>a show that was? I think it was successful. I

0:44:34.080 --> 0:44:35.919
<v Speaker 1>do actually I like done.

0:44:36.160 --> 0:44:38.200
<v Speaker 5>Well done, Mitchell, thank you, well done.

0:44:39.480 --> 0:44:42.040
<v Speaker 1>Well segmented next week with Dina coming on.

0:44:46.320 --> 0:44:48.960
<v Speaker 5>You know, I actually sent an email today about getting

0:44:49.000 --> 0:44:49.799
<v Speaker 5>Dina on the show.

0:44:50.200 --> 0:44:52.360
<v Speaker 1>You're not gonna hear back. It's fucking Dino.

0:44:53.080 --> 0:44:56.680
<v Speaker 5>As DeLine Lewis concurred last week, it can't hurt to

0:44:56.760 --> 0:44:57.600
<v Speaker 5>ask the question.

0:44:58.000 --> 0:45:00.799
<v Speaker 1>Very true. So will I get Idle on the show?

0:45:01.239 --> 0:45:03.520
<v Speaker 5>Probably not, but at least I can go to my

0:45:03.800 --> 0:45:06.520
<v Speaker 5>grave knowing I tried unlike you.

0:45:07.320 --> 0:45:10.880
<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, Jack, you've pissed him off. Words go.

0:45:11.200 --> 0:45:12.880
<v Speaker 1>Thank you for listening to seventy nine. We're back to

0:45:13.000 --> 0:45:16.800
<v Speaker 1>episode eighty next week. I'll be bringing in a special

0:45:16.840 --> 0:45:20.200
<v Speaker 1>guest and I'll end my probation, so stay trued to

0:45:20.200 --> 0:45:20.719
<v Speaker 1>find out that.

0:45:20.800 --> 0:45:23.200
<v Speaker 5>And this is you've been on a job trial after

0:45:23.280 --> 0:45:25.680
<v Speaker 5>I demoted you and put your back on probation.

0:45:25.400 --> 0:45:27.839
<v Speaker 1>Which is does another power to do our taxes? Our

0:45:27.880 --> 0:45:30.520
<v Speaker 1>tax official made him sign one paper. Now he thinks

0:45:30.520 --> 0:45:35.239
<v Speaker 1>he can Mitchell fire and fire Mitchell. That's one. Oh no,

0:45:35.960 --> 0:45:41.400
<v Speaker 1>that's two. I'm not saying. Teachers would go to the whiteboard.

0:45:41.400 --> 0:45:44.080
<v Speaker 1>They wouldn't say anything, and they'd hold up a pen.

0:45:44.640 --> 0:45:46.960
<v Speaker 1>They'd stand at the whiteboard and everyone was talking, and

0:45:47.040 --> 0:45:52.759
<v Speaker 1>they just draw a dash and then they draw another line.

0:45:52.880 --> 0:45:56.560
<v Speaker 1>And there'd be one student that's like, guys, yes, miss.

0:45:56.520 --> 0:46:00.640
<v Speaker 5>McManus, and the miss McManus would be like, this is

0:46:00.680 --> 0:46:02.960
<v Speaker 5>the amount of minutes out of your lunchtime.

0:46:03.440 --> 0:46:06.400
<v Speaker 1>You'll be saying back, you'd go, this isn't my time,

0:46:06.480 --> 0:46:10.160
<v Speaker 1>boys and girls, this is your lunchtime that you're reading it.

0:46:10.239 --> 0:46:13.520
<v Speaker 1>You go on, keep talking. I've got my egg salady

0:46:13.680 --> 0:46:13.960
<v Speaker 1>with me.

0:46:14.200 --> 0:46:18.160
<v Speaker 5>But also what about oh lunchtime is your time not mine?

0:46:18.320 --> 0:46:20.120
<v Speaker 1>Bullshit. You've got yard duty.

0:46:20.280 --> 0:46:22.239
<v Speaker 5>You gotta fucking get out there just like us.

0:46:22.360 --> 0:46:24.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, missus Robinson, you've got a call with your divorce

0:46:24.960 --> 0:46:28.040
<v Speaker 1>attorney because your husband's leaving you for the pe teacher.

0:46:29.080 --> 0:46:31.240
<v Speaker 1>You trot and get your iPhone out of your locker

0:46:31.520 --> 0:46:34.319
<v Speaker 1>and pull your lawyer out of your pigeon hull.

0:46:36.000 --> 0:46:39.560
<v Speaker 5>But anyway, jokes aside, Mitchell, I am looking forward to

0:46:39.920 --> 0:46:43.319
<v Speaker 5>finally lifting your probation period, if and only if you

0:46:43.400 --> 0:46:44.560
<v Speaker 5>get a guest on next week.

0:46:44.600 --> 0:46:46.759
<v Speaker 1>All right, got the precious on, Jenna, because you're on

0:46:46.800 --> 0:46:47.200
<v Speaker 1>such a.

0:46:47.200 --> 0:46:50.040
<v Speaker 5>Roll like Jenna, Let's take a moment. If I was there,

0:46:50.080 --> 0:46:51.880
<v Speaker 5>i'd pat him on the back. He's doing well, isn't he.

0:46:52.120 --> 0:46:55.880
<v Speaker 1>My figh's a shoulder. Careful, don't are you clapping your

0:46:55.880 --> 0:46:56.840
<v Speaker 1>little bitt a clap?

0:46:57.840 --> 0:46:59.600
<v Speaker 5>Honestly, Jenna is such a jealous bitch.

0:47:01.080 --> 0:47:07.279
<v Speaker 1>Well done, Thank you, thank you, thank you. I've got

0:47:07.320 --> 0:47:09.160
<v Speaker 1>applause too. Do you want to hear them? Yeah, let's

0:47:09.200 --> 0:47:12.319
<v Speaker 1>compare now sound effects of my thing? Can we rewind

0:47:12.719 --> 0:47:14.799
<v Speaker 1>to the start of this fucking show? When I thought

0:47:14.840 --> 0:47:17.440
<v Speaker 1>sound effect would be great? You brated me, yelled at me.

0:47:17.480 --> 0:47:19.160
<v Speaker 1>Now you think they're in and they're cold.

0:47:20.120 --> 0:47:21.640
<v Speaker 5>No, no, no, I just think there's a time and

0:47:21.680 --> 0:47:23.480
<v Speaker 5>a place for sound effects. But back in the early

0:47:23.560 --> 0:47:25.239
<v Speaker 5>days you were just playing them willy nilly. I could

0:47:25.280 --> 0:47:28.640
<v Speaker 5>barely get through a sentence without some sort of sound effect.

0:47:29.040 --> 0:47:29.839
<v Speaker 4>Time trap.

0:47:30.239 --> 0:47:32.640
<v Speaker 1>That was good. That was the time in the place.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to hear my applause? Yes, go for it.

0:47:39.320 --> 0:47:42.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh that sounds like someone's water broke in.

0:47:42.600 --> 0:47:46.120
<v Speaker 5>A marble sid Yeah, you're right, that one's no good.

0:47:48.000 --> 0:47:51.080
<v Speaker 1>Laugh laughter. Yeah. But what if I were to say,

0:47:51.320 --> 0:47:53.560
<v Speaker 1>Julie Bishop's mother is about this? Could you do this?

0:47:55.040 --> 0:47:56.040
<v Speaker 1>You got the person wrong.

0:47:56.040 --> 0:47:59.839
<v Speaker 5>It's Angela Bush, It's not Julie Bishop, but you ruined it.

0:48:00.080 --> 0:48:03.479
<v Speaker 1>That's frustrating anyway. Who will be my guest next week?

0:48:04.960 --> 0:48:09.720
<v Speaker 1>Stay tuned to find out episode eighty All will be revealed. Guys,

0:48:09.800 --> 0:48:12.000
<v Speaker 1>mugs are available. Don't forget link in our bio. Not

0:48:12.040 --> 0:48:15.200
<v Speaker 1>for long too, very limited runy questions.

0:48:15.480 --> 0:48:19.520
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, next week's guest. Are you chasing anyone? Is this

0:48:19.560 --> 0:48:22.400
<v Speaker 5>someone already locked in? Or are you just like, is

0:48:22.440 --> 0:48:24.920
<v Speaker 5>this blind faith? You're just hoping to fuck that something

0:48:24.960 --> 0:48:25.479
<v Speaker 5>comes through.

0:48:25.560 --> 0:48:27.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I've got it fully planned out. I've got

0:48:27.960 --> 0:48:31.200
<v Speaker 1>about three email pictures out and I've heard back from

0:48:31.239 --> 0:48:33.640
<v Speaker 1>a couple. We're just sorting out dates and there's.

0:48:33.480 --> 0:48:37.399
<v Speaker 5>Some okay, so there's a few tentative but nothing lockdown correct, Okay, well,

0:48:37.400 --> 0:48:38.040
<v Speaker 5>I believe in you.

0:48:38.880 --> 0:48:41.120
<v Speaker 1>I'll book a guest from my radio show every day.

0:48:41.160 --> 0:48:43.279
<v Speaker 1>I'll pull a rabbit out of my hat if I

0:48:43.360 --> 0:48:43.719
<v Speaker 1>need to.

0:48:44.040 --> 0:48:45.360
<v Speaker 5>I was saying something nice.

0:48:45.440 --> 0:48:47.040
<v Speaker 1>Don't back to you, very true, very tue. I've got

0:48:47.080 --> 0:48:50.680
<v Speaker 1>Guy Sebastian on Speed dil. Don't you forget? Don't get

0:48:50.680 --> 0:48:56.360
<v Speaker 1>Guy Sebastian. Excuse you, guys, lovely No, he is actually

0:48:56.360 --> 0:48:59.360
<v Speaker 1>get Guy. We could do Guy. No, you'll have to

0:48:59.400 --> 0:49:01.239
<v Speaker 1>stand by it. Find out. You've got a week to

0:49:01.239 --> 0:49:02.840
<v Speaker 1>get through it. We'll see you on Instagram live on

0:49:02.840 --> 0:49:05.760
<v Speaker 1>Sunday Night by a mug Leave us a review five stars.

0:49:05.760 --> 0:49:07.439
<v Speaker 1>Thank you to those who send us in messages. Poor

0:49:07.520 --> 0:49:11.040
<v Speaker 1>Jack found dead and we will see you back next.

0:49:11.080 --> 0:49:11.759
<v Speaker 5>We love you Jack.

0:49:11.880 --> 0:49:15.600
<v Speaker 1>Goodbye, guys, see you guys, Bye bye. Is it just me?

0:49:16.160 --> 0:49:19.359
<v Speaker 1>A podcast by a couple of meches. Make sure you've

0:49:19.400 --> 0:49:22.000
<v Speaker 1>hit follow on your podcast up.

0:49:46.680 --> 0:49:49.319
<v Speaker 5>Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment. On

0:49:49.360 --> 0:49:51.680
<v Speaker 5>the end, we hope to trick most Hipple out of

0:49:51.719 --> 0:49:53.280
<v Speaker 5>hearing this part. We don't really want.

0:49:53.120 --> 0:49:53.719
<v Speaker 1>Anyone to hear.

0:49:54.360 --> 0:49:57.000
<v Speaker 5>If you're here, you're not meant to be. But it's fine.

0:49:57.040 --> 0:49:58.960
<v Speaker 5>If you've discovered it, you can stick around.

0:49:59.120 --> 0:50:02.040
<v Speaker 1>Yep, this is the show focking after party that you

0:50:02.200 --> 0:50:04.479
<v Speaker 1>weren't really invited to but you kind of stumble upon

0:50:05.040 --> 0:50:07.640
<v Speaker 1>and you might love it, you might hate it. That's

0:50:07.680 --> 0:50:08.920
<v Speaker 1>this shot. Did you ever have.

0:50:09.000 --> 0:50:11.239
<v Speaker 5>Like a twenty first or an eighteenth or any sort

0:50:11.280 --> 0:50:14.120
<v Speaker 5>of party at your house and your parents were there

0:50:14.400 --> 0:50:16.160
<v Speaker 5>and they knew that there was a certain point in

0:50:16.200 --> 0:50:19.080
<v Speaker 5>the night that they just leave. They're like, Okay, we'll

0:50:19.120 --> 0:50:22.680
<v Speaker 5>give them some time to be their real, gross teenage self,

0:50:22.800 --> 0:50:24.759
<v Speaker 5>the side of them that they probably don't really want

0:50:24.800 --> 0:50:25.320
<v Speaker 5>us to see.

0:50:25.400 --> 0:50:26.200
<v Speaker 1>That's what this is.

0:50:26.239 --> 0:50:28.200
<v Speaker 5>I hope my mom takes the hint and jeans out.

0:50:28.239 --> 0:50:31.239
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, my parents no, do not know boundaries. My

0:50:31.360 --> 0:50:34.279
<v Speaker 1>parents love a party. My mom got high with us

0:50:34.280 --> 0:50:36.280
<v Speaker 1>at my eighteenth or my It was like they're coming together,

0:50:36.360 --> 0:50:38.840
<v Speaker 1>my drama friends and my fear to friends and my

0:50:38.920 --> 0:50:42.640
<v Speaker 1>school friends and my drama friends bought joints and everyone

0:50:42.719 --> 0:50:44.560
<v Speaker 1>was smoking, and my mom and dad had a join

0:50:44.640 --> 0:50:47.080
<v Speaker 1>we're smoking it with our family friends who were loving it,

0:50:47.120 --> 0:50:48.960
<v Speaker 1>and that we couldn't get them to bed. We had

0:50:49.000 --> 0:50:51.240
<v Speaker 1>to go to bed because they would not stop harving.

0:50:52.200 --> 0:50:52.840
<v Speaker 1>That's great.

0:50:53.400 --> 0:50:55.920
<v Speaker 5>Did you have any I'm surprised because you don't strike

0:50:55.960 --> 0:50:57.400
<v Speaker 5>me as the type that would get blade.

0:50:57.440 --> 0:50:59.319
<v Speaker 1>No, I didn't have any. I think maybe I had

0:50:59.320 --> 0:51:02.879
<v Speaker 1>one bumpuff. I'm gigantic, so nothing happened. But I didn't

0:51:02.880 --> 0:51:05.360
<v Speaker 1>have my first real joint until America. I did cocaine

0:51:05.360 --> 0:51:08.440
<v Speaker 1>and a joint on the favor this nose bleed. I

0:51:08.440 --> 0:51:12.480
<v Speaker 1>had an instant nose bleed into a VASACEI toilet on the.

0:51:13.000 --> 0:51:16.480
<v Speaker 5>Sorry, that story has always been that you had a

0:51:16.520 --> 0:51:18.360
<v Speaker 5>nose bleed from your first cigarette.

0:51:18.400 --> 0:51:19.240
<v Speaker 1>Was it a joint?

0:51:19.560 --> 0:51:19.640
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:51:19.800 --> 0:51:22.239
<v Speaker 1>In New York, I had my my first joint and

0:51:22.280 --> 0:51:25.200
<v Speaker 1>my first cocaine. Am I allowed to talk about drugs? Oh?

0:51:25.239 --> 0:51:25.600
<v Speaker 1>Fuck it?

0:51:25.640 --> 0:51:27.920
<v Speaker 5>But like I thought that it was your first cigarette

0:51:27.960 --> 0:51:29.520
<v Speaker 5>that gave you a nose bleed or was it both?

0:51:29.600 --> 0:51:31.680
<v Speaker 1>Now? I had my first when I had my first

0:51:31.680 --> 0:51:35.200
<v Speaker 1>Winfield Red at my graduation for my at my year

0:51:35.280 --> 0:51:38.880
<v Speaker 1>twelve grad part. It was at year ten DJ Tiger

0:51:38.920 --> 0:51:41.520
<v Speaker 1>Lily was performing. I think it was year ten and

0:51:41.560 --> 0:51:43.399
<v Speaker 1>I had a Winfield Red and I had a nose bleed.

0:51:43.400 --> 0:51:44.640
<v Speaker 1>But I also had a noseblee. But I had my

0:51:44.640 --> 0:51:46.960
<v Speaker 1>first joint and mind a cocaine in New York City.

0:51:47.000 --> 0:51:50.279
<v Speaker 1>I've got very sensitive nasal I didn't say how uncool

0:51:50.360 --> 0:51:50.719
<v Speaker 1>that is.

0:51:50.760 --> 0:51:56.120
<v Speaker 5>Oh my year ten graduation, when DJ Tiger Lily was performing,

0:51:56.120 --> 0:51:58.480
<v Speaker 5>I had my first cigarette and it was too much.

0:51:58.640 --> 0:52:01.319
<v Speaker 1>I interviewed her and told her that story, and you

0:52:01.360 --> 0:52:03.200
<v Speaker 1>know when you sometimes like tell a story and you

0:52:03.239 --> 0:52:04.960
<v Speaker 1>go they could either love this or hate it. She

0:52:05.040 --> 0:52:05.560
<v Speaker 1>had zero.

0:52:05.640 --> 0:52:06.000
<v Speaker 5>Interesting.

0:52:08.120 --> 0:52:09.680
<v Speaker 1>I think she was more offended than I brought up

0:52:09.680 --> 0:52:12.040
<v Speaker 1>that she used to do you twelve gigs. She was like, no,

0:52:12.120 --> 0:52:14.319
<v Speaker 1>that wasn't me. No, no, no, no no, I'm an artist.

0:52:14.520 --> 0:52:18.080
<v Speaker 5>And so, Jenna, did you get your wives cross or meat?

0:52:18.160 --> 0:52:20.520
<v Speaker 5>Did you also get a fucking nosebleed when you had

0:52:20.520 --> 0:52:21.200
<v Speaker 5>your first joint?

0:52:21.280 --> 0:52:22.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I've had both.

0:52:22.960 --> 0:52:25.400
<v Speaker 5>Oh okay, so it is both got down in the end.

0:52:25.400 --> 0:52:26.759
<v Speaker 5>It's like a pulling teeth guy.

0:52:26.800 --> 0:52:28.960
<v Speaker 1>But I will be honest. I think the second one

0:52:29.000 --> 0:52:31.440
<v Speaker 1>was more of the cocaine, and it was when I

0:52:31.480 --> 0:52:32.960
<v Speaker 1>had cocaine for the first time I had it.

0:52:33.160 --> 0:52:35.160
<v Speaker 5>It would have been if you were snorting.

0:52:35.320 --> 0:52:37.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was sawny. And then they said I was

0:52:37.239 --> 0:52:40.040
<v Speaker 1>freaking out because I'm like my brain, I shouldn't do this,

0:52:40.600 --> 0:52:43.200
<v Speaker 1>and and they said have a path, you'll be fine,

0:52:43.360 --> 0:52:46.680
<v Speaker 1>it'll calm you down, and then nap nose was bleeding.

0:52:46.760 --> 0:52:48.440
<v Speaker 1>I was high. It was an awful thing. I was

0:52:48.480 --> 0:52:50.560
<v Speaker 1>on the upper Upper West Side of New York City.

0:52:50.600 --> 0:52:52.239
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know anyone. It was. It was a really

0:52:52.280 --> 0:52:53.040
<v Speaker 1>awful experience.

0:52:53.320 --> 0:52:56.360
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I reckon your anxiety would have been a factor

0:52:56.400 --> 0:52:58.719
<v Speaker 5>as well, because it sounds like you started to get

0:52:58.719 --> 0:53:00.799
<v Speaker 5>a bit paranoid. Oh, my brain shouldn't be doing this

0:53:01.040 --> 0:53:03.760
<v Speaker 5>so automatically. It's a shit high exactly.

0:53:03.840 --> 0:53:06.640
<v Speaker 1>And then it was a fully catered event. I actually

0:53:06.680 --> 0:53:08.640
<v Speaker 1>have I found photos the other day, let me get

0:53:08.680 --> 0:53:11.640
<v Speaker 1>them up. And then it was a catered event because

0:53:11.640 --> 0:53:13.120
<v Speaker 1>they were very rich. And I went and sat in

0:53:13.160 --> 0:53:15.759
<v Speaker 1>the study and sat on a chocolate mud cupcake in

0:53:15.840 --> 0:53:19.680
<v Speaker 1>the velvet chair. It was very expensive, and she got

0:53:20.200 --> 0:53:22.520
<v Speaker 1>She was very upset and was like, like you should

0:53:22.560 --> 0:53:24.360
<v Speaker 1>pay for it, but we will. But like that's not on,

0:53:24.520 --> 0:53:26.040
<v Speaker 1>Like you don't do that at people's houses.

0:53:26.239 --> 0:53:30.319
<v Speaker 5>She don't sit on cupcake cupcakes on a velvet lounge.

0:53:30.440 --> 0:53:31.080
<v Speaker 7>Who does that?

0:53:31.360 --> 0:53:34.279
<v Speaker 1>I did it right, I thought, you said.

0:53:34.280 --> 0:53:36.160
<v Speaker 5>Oh, I thought that it was your mistake and that

0:53:36.239 --> 0:53:37.040
<v Speaker 5>someone left it there.

0:53:37.080 --> 0:53:37.879
<v Speaker 1>It was a dark room.

0:53:37.920 --> 0:53:40.280
<v Speaker 5>He sat down, didn't realize there was a fucking cupcake.

0:53:40.320 --> 0:53:42.360
<v Speaker 1>But fully lip I think I just put it on

0:53:42.440 --> 0:53:43.919
<v Speaker 1>there to talk to someone because there was a grand

0:53:43.920 --> 0:53:47.640
<v Speaker 1>piano in the same room, and and they're all on drugs.

0:53:47.840 --> 0:53:52.239
<v Speaker 1>So everyone's playing fucking glee tracks. And then I sit

0:53:52.320 --> 0:53:54.080
<v Speaker 1>in this chair that I put a cupcake in.

0:53:55.040 --> 0:53:57.520
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, okay, they're right, you should have paid for that.

0:53:58.120 --> 0:54:01.319
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, that's not enough talk about me and oh my god,

0:54:01.360 --> 0:54:02.880
<v Speaker 1>now I'm gonna go right back into it. I had

0:54:02.880 --> 0:54:04.839
<v Speaker 1>a nose bleed the other night. I woke up and

0:54:04.880 --> 0:54:07.719
<v Speaker 1>I was covered in blood. Really what happened? I don't know.

0:54:08.200 --> 0:54:10.520
<v Speaker 5>Maybe Hayden finally had enough of the snoring and it

0:54:10.560 --> 0:54:12.719
<v Speaker 5>was just like it just hit.

0:54:12.640 --> 0:54:14.560
<v Speaker 1>Me, not because I woke up and it was obviously dark,

0:54:14.680 --> 0:54:16.000
<v Speaker 1>and you know when you touch your nose, you oh,

0:54:16.080 --> 0:54:17.880
<v Speaker 1>like my nose is running, yeah, yeah, it's running.

0:54:18.160 --> 0:54:18.319
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:54:18.360 --> 0:54:20.520
<v Speaker 1>And then I'm like, oh, it's actually like actively running

0:54:20.600 --> 0:54:24.760
<v Speaker 1>right now. And then I like keep looking and I go, oh,

0:54:24.800 --> 0:54:27.319
<v Speaker 1>that's blood and my nose is bleeding. It turns the

0:54:27.360 --> 0:54:29.160
<v Speaker 1>light on this blood or over. I don't know what

0:54:29.200 --> 0:54:30.960
<v Speaker 1>it was, but my nose is bleeding. Do you know

0:54:31.040 --> 0:54:32.720
<v Speaker 1>what it's happening to me at the moment?

0:54:32.920 --> 0:54:36.640
<v Speaker 5>Yeah? You know how I had that skin condition on

0:54:36.680 --> 0:54:38.279
<v Speaker 5>my neck. It was like a raizor rash that just

0:54:38.320 --> 0:54:39.080
<v Speaker 5>wouldn't go away.

0:54:39.239 --> 0:54:42.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's cleared up. Look, oh yay, I mean I

0:54:42.680 --> 0:54:45.680
<v Speaker 1>only see one giant pixel over zoom. I'm assuming I

0:54:45.680 --> 0:54:47.640
<v Speaker 1>look like a porcelain doll. Made a mistake.

0:54:47.960 --> 0:54:51.520
<v Speaker 5>But they gave me antibiotics for it. But then as

0:54:51.560 --> 0:54:54.560
<v Speaker 5>well as that, they gave me an antibiotic cream that

0:54:54.680 --> 0:54:57.920
<v Speaker 5>you applied not to the area but through your nose.

0:54:58.239 --> 0:55:00.239
<v Speaker 5>And I just didn't question it. I was like, okay.

0:55:00.480 --> 0:55:02.200
<v Speaker 5>They were like, you know, it's connected to your science,

0:55:02.200 --> 0:55:04.759
<v Speaker 5>says I don't know. And so every morning I've had

0:55:04.800 --> 0:55:07.680
<v Speaker 5>to be basically picking my nose but with this little

0:55:07.760 --> 0:55:11.320
<v Speaker 5>ointment on the end. And it's I hate it because

0:55:11.600 --> 0:55:14.040
<v Speaker 5>half the time, even though I've blown my nose and

0:55:14.080 --> 0:55:18.200
<v Speaker 5>like cleared the area before putting this awful fucking antibodytic

0:55:18.280 --> 0:55:21.759
<v Speaker 5>cream in, shove it up and I'm like, oh, yep, good,

0:55:21.800 --> 0:55:24.000
<v Speaker 5>it's illion pull it out. Booger on my finger.

0:55:24.160 --> 0:55:26.080
<v Speaker 1>No, I didn't want to wake up to that. I

0:55:26.120 --> 0:55:27.680
<v Speaker 1>didn't want to wake up to that. That's just because

0:55:27.800 --> 0:55:29.360
<v Speaker 1>and you can't just flick a booger. You have to

0:55:29.400 --> 0:55:30.040
<v Speaker 1>dispose of it.

0:55:30.200 --> 0:55:32.000
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, and I'm in bed steels.

0:55:32.000 --> 0:55:33.600
<v Speaker 5>So I'm like, do I just wipe?

0:55:33.880 --> 0:55:33.960
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:55:34.040 --> 0:55:35.960
<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't. No, I shouldn't. I'll get up, I'll get up.

0:55:36.440 --> 0:55:38.640
<v Speaker 1>I have to say. There's nothing better, maybe add this

0:55:38.680 --> 0:55:40.319
<v Speaker 1>to the list of drugs and dick than a good

0:55:40.400 --> 0:55:42.960
<v Speaker 1>nose blow. When you get it out, it's clean and

0:55:43.000 --> 0:55:45.080
<v Speaker 1>it's a nice tissue. You just you could just pull

0:55:45.120 --> 0:55:47.839
<v Speaker 1>it away and there's no residual snart and you chuck

0:55:47.880 --> 0:55:50.320
<v Speaker 1>that and you go, oh, I'm christial clear. It's a

0:55:50.400 --> 0:55:51.080
<v Speaker 1>nice it's.

0:55:51.160 --> 0:55:51.920
<v Speaker 7>A nice feeling.

0:55:52.719 --> 0:55:56.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Add that in a nice blow a Nico and

0:55:56.239 --> 0:55:58.959
<v Speaker 1>people can laugh. It's a little street says we're gay.

0:55:59.760 --> 0:55:59.960
<v Speaker 5>Laugh.

0:56:00.960 --> 0:56:02.799
<v Speaker 1>Have you guys heard the new Elton John Doolie a song.

0:56:02.880 --> 0:56:07.280
<v Speaker 1>It's very good. I have not brilliant, she sings.

0:56:07.480 --> 0:56:09.799
<v Speaker 5>Don't forget copyright laws that were only allowed to play

0:56:09.840 --> 0:56:12.560
<v Speaker 5>the song if we're critiquing it, So let's critique this bitch.

0:56:12.680 --> 0:56:15.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh true? Okay, yes, well good point, All right, here

0:56:15.920 --> 0:56:18.239
<v Speaker 1>we go. This is cold Heart and it's got now

0:56:18.360 --> 0:56:32.000
<v Speaker 1>on it. DJs. That's very nice, very cruisy, interesting beat.

0:56:32.120 --> 0:56:32.920
<v Speaker 1>I enjoy it.

0:56:33.160 --> 0:56:34.120
<v Speaker 7>I like the beat.

0:56:36.239 --> 0:56:40.719
<v Speaker 1>Elton little things I would have said, when things go

0:56:40.840 --> 0:56:56.840
<v Speaker 1>right interesting joy, Yeah, may find it with that Elton's

0:56:56.840 --> 0:56:58.000
<v Speaker 1>being played on Kiss now.

0:57:00.200 --> 0:57:01.160
<v Speaker 5>Sound like him either?

0:57:01.360 --> 0:57:01.440
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:57:02.400 --> 0:57:14.480
<v Speaker 1>Wait for dinner ready? She's very good, she's great. Read

0:57:17.360 --> 0:57:18.080
<v Speaker 1>this is Rocketman?

0:57:18.160 --> 0:57:18.440
<v Speaker 10>Ready?

0:57:25.840 --> 0:57:27.439
<v Speaker 1>Do we like it? Mitchell zoned out.

0:57:27.520 --> 0:57:28.200
<v Speaker 7>I like it?

0:57:30.120 --> 0:57:31.720
<v Speaker 5>Sorry, I was googling a song.

0:57:31.600 --> 0:57:32.800
<v Speaker 1>That I wanted you to play after that.

0:57:32.880 --> 0:57:35.400
<v Speaker 7>Okay, No, but you know how she's singing Rocketman?

0:57:35.560 --> 0:57:42.480
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, he should sing levitating Honey's True.

0:57:42.520 --> 0:57:44.680
<v Speaker 1>Should just come in with a shogaro?

0:57:48.120 --> 0:57:50.160
<v Speaker 5>Can I just say I went and saw Elton John

0:57:50.240 --> 0:57:53.000
<v Speaker 5>live beginning of twenty twenty.

0:57:53.000 --> 0:57:53.760
<v Speaker 1>I think it might have been.

0:57:53.960 --> 0:57:55.880
<v Speaker 5>And he can't even fine notes he used to.

0:57:56.280 --> 0:57:59.800
<v Speaker 1>No, I saw him live to in the Wollongong Recreational Center.

0:58:00.280 --> 0:58:02.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh you went to the Woollongong show. Yeah, and no

0:58:02.600 --> 0:58:04.240
<v Speaker 1>word of a lie. It's a great use of this

0:58:04.240 --> 0:58:07.000
<v Speaker 1>sound effect again and completely organic. We're all sitting there

0:58:07.000 --> 0:58:10.520
<v Speaker 1>in the Woongong Recreational Center that they use for fucking tayfairs,

0:58:11.000 --> 0:58:12.680
<v Speaker 1>and we're sitting there and they're like, Elton was meant

0:58:12.720 --> 0:58:16.840
<v Speaker 1>to start ten minutes ago, Where the fuck is he? No,

0:58:17.440 --> 0:58:21.800
<v Speaker 1>this helicopter lands behind the amphitheater without a word of

0:58:21.840 --> 0:58:23.600
<v Speaker 1>a lie. That all of a sudden out of the blue,

0:58:23.680 --> 0:58:28.120
<v Speaker 1>Like maybe a minute later, he just begins his first song.

0:58:28.440 --> 0:58:31.240
<v Speaker 1>It was dancing rock lobs or whatever, fuck his music

0:58:31.240 --> 0:58:34.240
<v Speaker 1>in then come on, thank thank you so much, wooling god,

0:58:34.320 --> 0:58:36.840
<v Speaker 1>thank you so much. If one's applauding. And he goes backstage,

0:58:37.120 --> 0:58:41.200
<v Speaker 1>that was such a that was such a good show, think.

0:58:41.320 --> 0:58:44.800
<v Speaker 9>Thank you, and then looks at his arm woolen gold.

0:58:44.960 --> 0:58:47.680
<v Speaker 1>But then he flies away at the distance behind the stage.

0:58:47.800 --> 0:58:51.880
<v Speaker 5>No, lie, I can't believe that because, like, I've never

0:58:51.960 --> 0:58:53.120
<v Speaker 5>traveled by helicopter.

0:58:53.280 --> 0:58:54.160
<v Speaker 1>I know, did you wonder?

0:58:54.240 --> 0:58:58.240
<v Speaker 5>I know, ye I, but I can't imagine touching down

0:58:58.320 --> 0:58:59.720
<v Speaker 5>and then just having to be on I feel like

0:58:59.760 --> 0:59:02.520
<v Speaker 5>you need a little bit of recuperation, like a bit

0:59:02.560 --> 0:59:05.600
<v Speaker 5>of downtime before you can, like after being on a chopper.

0:59:05.640 --> 0:59:07.160
<v Speaker 5>It sounds like being on a plane where you just

0:59:07.160 --> 0:59:08.360
<v Speaker 5>feel fucked afterwards.

0:59:08.480 --> 0:59:10.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah you've been on a chop with Jackie O. What

0:59:10.360 --> 0:59:11.120
<v Speaker 1>a weird sentence.

0:59:11.560 --> 0:59:14.000
<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, that's right, I have And oh what really

0:59:14.080 --> 0:59:17.800
<v Speaker 5>takes it out of your close school disharder views. But

0:59:18.480 --> 0:59:20.680
<v Speaker 5>you know how we were talking last week about Big

0:59:20.720 --> 0:59:24.760
<v Speaker 5>Little Lies, that show with Reese with a spoon, Nicole Kidman,

0:59:25.360 --> 0:59:25.960
<v Speaker 5>what is it is?

0:59:26.000 --> 0:59:28.240
<v Speaker 1>It on Binge now, I think so, because it's HBO,

0:59:28.400 --> 0:59:30.640
<v Speaker 1>so it's being foxtail. Yeah.

0:59:30.840 --> 0:59:33.680
<v Speaker 5>So they always seem to drop on Foxtel when they're

0:59:33.720 --> 0:59:36.320
<v Speaker 5>doing the week by week release, but then Foxtel own Binge,

0:59:36.320 --> 0:59:38.480
<v Speaker 5>so once it's done, they just chuck it all on Binge.

0:59:38.600 --> 0:59:40.240
<v Speaker 1>Smart. Yeah.

0:59:40.360 --> 0:59:43.240
<v Speaker 5>So the next thing you need to watch, Mitchell if

0:59:43.280 --> 0:59:46.200
<v Speaker 5>you liked Big Little Lies is Little Fires Everywhere?

0:59:46.480 --> 0:59:49.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh oh, little Fire everyone. Isn't that a book? Is

0:59:49.560 --> 0:59:50.120
<v Speaker 1>that a novel?

0:59:50.320 --> 0:59:50.600
<v Speaker 4>It is?

0:59:50.640 --> 0:59:52.960
<v Speaker 5>It's another one of those ones where Reese Witherspoon, you

0:59:52.960 --> 0:59:56.960
<v Speaker 5>know how she's got her own production company. She bought

0:59:57.000 --> 0:59:58.960
<v Speaker 5>the right so the book turned it into a TV show.

0:59:58.960 --> 0:59:59.560
<v Speaker 1>It's brilliant.

0:59:59.600 --> 1:00:01.520
<v Speaker 5>It's such a fucking roll. Okay, so let me tell

1:00:01.520 --> 1:00:03.320
<v Speaker 5>you that. But I've just become a Reese with a

1:00:03.360 --> 1:00:04.080
<v Speaker 5>Spoon stand.

1:00:04.720 --> 1:00:09.000
<v Speaker 1>She's great, great, she's you know, she's like the most

1:00:09.000 --> 1:00:11.560
<v Speaker 1>out of any female actress in the last year or

1:00:11.760 --> 1:00:15.120
<v Speaker 1>her net worth is like, she's like the almost a

1:00:15.160 --> 1:00:16.760
<v Speaker 1>billion richest actress.

1:00:17.200 --> 1:00:19.960
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and it's not her I don't even reckon it's

1:00:19.960 --> 1:00:20.640
<v Speaker 5>her acting work.

1:00:20.680 --> 1:00:22.240
<v Speaker 1>It's it's the production company as well.

1:00:22.360 --> 1:00:25.360
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, yeah, I think it is primarily the production company

1:00:25.440 --> 1:00:25.760
<v Speaker 9>she just.

1:00:25.680 --> 1:00:27.320
<v Speaker 1>Sold it to Apple. She just got rid of it,

1:00:27.520 --> 1:00:30.440
<v Speaker 1>she sold the production company. Can you find that speech?

1:00:30.960 --> 1:00:33.000
<v Speaker 5>I'm having an I remember I went rogue and with

1:00:33.040 --> 1:00:35.120
<v Speaker 5>this going on about how much I love Diedough. Recently,

1:00:35.520 --> 1:00:38.920
<v Speaker 5>I'm having another moment, having a wreath with a spoon

1:00:38.960 --> 1:00:40.040
<v Speaker 5>appreciation moment.

1:00:40.360 --> 1:00:41.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what do you want?

1:00:41.240 --> 1:00:43.400
<v Speaker 5>Look up on YouTube some speech she did, Jenna. Do

1:00:43.440 --> 1:00:45.640
<v Speaker 5>you remember when it was when she talked about starting

1:00:45.640 --> 1:00:47.440
<v Speaker 5>the production company and women in film?

1:00:47.720 --> 1:00:48.120
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

1:00:48.200 --> 1:00:54.040
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, just look up wreath with a spoon speech. Oh,

1:00:54.080 --> 1:00:57.360
<v Speaker 1>ambition is not a dirty word. That's it. That's it.

1:00:57.920 --> 1:01:01.120
<v Speaker 6>Dread reading scripts that have no women involved in their creation,

1:01:01.240 --> 1:01:03.400
<v Speaker 6>because in evily I get to that part with the

1:01:03.400 --> 1:01:05.680
<v Speaker 6>girl turns to the guy and she goes, what do

1:01:05.760 --> 1:01:09.240
<v Speaker 6>we do now? Now do you know any woman in

1:01:09.280 --> 1:01:16.000
<v Speaker 6>any crisis situation who has absolutely no idea what to do?

1:01:16.800 --> 1:01:18.920
<v Speaker 6>So anyway, after I went to visit these studios, I

1:01:18.920 --> 1:01:21.800
<v Speaker 6>started telling people about this current pipeline and that there

1:01:21.840 --> 1:01:24.120
<v Speaker 6>was barely any female leads in films and the industry

1:01:24.160 --> 1:01:24.880
<v Speaker 6>was in crisis.

1:01:25.080 --> 1:01:26.280
<v Speaker 5>And people were aghast.

1:01:27.120 --> 1:01:30.440
<v Speaker 6>That's horrible, they said, And then they changed the subject

1:01:30.480 --> 1:01:32.080
<v Speaker 6>and move on to their dinner and move on with

1:01:32.120 --> 1:01:32.600
<v Speaker 6>their lives.

1:01:33.200 --> 1:01:37.320
<v Speaker 1>But I could not change the subject. I couldn't turn

1:01:37.400 --> 1:01:39.240
<v Speaker 1>to some man and say, what do we do now?

1:01:39.280 --> 1:01:40.600
<v Speaker 1>This is my life.

1:01:41.200 --> 1:01:43.120
<v Speaker 6>It was time to turn to myself and say, what

1:01:43.160 --> 1:01:45.400
<v Speaker 6>are we going to do now? Okay, Reese, what are

1:01:45.400 --> 1:01:47.760
<v Speaker 6>we going to do now? Yes, the answer is really clear.

1:01:48.360 --> 1:01:52.240
<v Speaker 6>My mother, who's here tonight, very strong, smart Southern woman,

1:01:52.360 --> 1:01:55.080
<v Speaker 6>said to me, if you want something done, honey, do

1:01:55.160 --> 1:02:00.760
<v Speaker 6>it yourself. So I started my own production company, Pacific

1:02:00.800 --> 1:02:03.840
<v Speaker 6>Standard Films, with the mission to tell stories about women.

1:02:04.040 --> 1:02:07.360
<v Speaker 6>And I was nervous, y'all. I was spending my own money,

1:02:07.400 --> 1:02:11.080
<v Speaker 6>which everyone in the movie business always tells you don't

1:02:11.160 --> 1:02:14.880
<v Speaker 6>spend your own money on anything. I was warned that

1:02:15.000 --> 1:02:17.640
<v Speaker 6>on the crazy chance the Pacific Standard would acquire any

1:02:17.640 --> 1:02:19.880
<v Speaker 6>good scripts, we would never make it past our few

1:02:19.960 --> 1:02:22.240
<v Speaker 6>years of business because there just wasn't a market for

1:02:22.320 --> 1:02:26.400
<v Speaker 6>buying female driven material. But like el Woods, I do

1:02:26.480 --> 1:02:27.800
<v Speaker 6>not like to be underestimated.

1:02:30.120 --> 1:02:30.520
<v Speaker 1>Love her.

1:02:30.640 --> 1:02:32.880
<v Speaker 6>I am a very avid reader. In fact, I'm a

1:02:32.920 --> 1:02:36.400
<v Speaker 6>complete book nerd, and so as my producing partner. So

1:02:36.440 --> 1:02:39.280
<v Speaker 6>we just tore through tons of manuscripts and read so

1:02:39.360 --> 1:02:41.360
<v Speaker 6>many things before they were published. But we could only

1:02:41.400 --> 1:02:43.800
<v Speaker 6>find really two pieces of material that we thought were great,

1:02:44.200 --> 1:02:46.320
<v Speaker 6>and we optioned them with our money and we prayed

1:02:46.320 --> 1:02:51.280
<v Speaker 6>that they would work. Both were strong, complicated, fascinating women

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<v Speaker 6>at the center, and both were written by women, and

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<v Speaker 6>lo and behold, both books hit number one on the

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<v Speaker 6>New York Times bestseller list in July of twenty twelve.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, Bitch.

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<v Speaker 6>One was called Gone Girl and the second was called Wild.

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<v Speaker 6>So we made those two films last year, and those

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<v Speaker 6>two films grossed over half a billion dollars worldwide. So

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<v Speaker 6>that was year one, and against the odd specific standard,

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<v Speaker 6>has had a year two and a year three. We've

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<v Speaker 6>bought five more best selling books. Next year, we're going

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<v Speaker 6>to make two of those Big Little Lies and Luckiest

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<v Speaker 6>Girl Alive into films, and they all have female leads

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<v Speaker 6>of different ages and different races and different jobs. But

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<v Speaker 6>our company isn't just thriving because it feels like a

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<v Speaker 6>good thing to do. It's thriving because female driven films work.

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<v Speaker 1>Beautiful. Wasn't that empowering?

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<v Speaker 5>Say that's why she's the highest paid. She's not even

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<v Speaker 5>in half of those projects that she made.

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<v Speaker 1>She says, Tom. When the production company, shit, what an icon?

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<v Speaker 5>What a brain Ana and oddly enough, I've never seen

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<v Speaker 5>Legally Blonde.

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<v Speaker 7>What No, you have to?

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<v Speaker 1>I've never seen it? What about I don't have to

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<v Speaker 1>do anything? Jenna, shut up. I've seen the music, I've

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<v Speaker 1>seen clips of the musical, but I've never seen I've

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<v Speaker 1>never seen it.

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<v Speaker 7>You have to. It's just such an easy watch.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, if I'm claiming myself to be an el not

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<v Speaker 5>an Elwoods Reese Witherspoon stand and I probably should watch,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, Like.

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<v Speaker 7>I said, it's such an easy watch that catalog.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it might be a good Friday night watch me.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, definitely, we'll see.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm still going on SPU. I'm up to season seventeen.

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<v Speaker 5>Have you ever committed to a show that goes that long?

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<v Speaker 3>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>How many? How many seasons are there?

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<v Speaker 5>They're making their twenty third now, But how.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you enjoy it? Isn't every episode standalone? Like how

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<v Speaker 1>can you enjoy?

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<v Speaker 5>Like it used to be? But in the latest seasons

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<v Speaker 5>they've started actually following the characters and their development, which

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<v Speaker 5>I'm really into. They're catering now to like the stand

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<v Speaker 5>ends like myself, rather than the people that just watch reruns.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds smart. Watch is doctor Belinda Warner made an

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<v Speaker 1>appearance Melinda. Yeah, she's like I said, she's a recurring character.

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<v Speaker 1>She's been bumped and she does bring the and so

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<v Speaker 1>the crime, the crime, and bring the knowledge. Happy day, Lisas,

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<v Speaker 1>whatever the fuck that was? You know what I'm watching?

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<v Speaker 1>It's brilliant. Out of ten, I've never enjoyed something. I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't enjoyed something this much in years.

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<v Speaker 7>Hacks, I really want to watch that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it's right up my alem.

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<v Speaker 7>It looks amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>You love it too much. It's brilliant. What is it?

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<v Speaker 1>It's basically our dynamic. It's an old, washed up comedian

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<v Speaker 1>that has a young spring, which one is that, well

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't let me finish, has a young, sprightly, up

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<v Speaker 1>and coming comedian to help her out. Who's who? You're

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<v Speaker 1>the grumpy bitch, Isabella?

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<v Speaker 5>I've got my dog clothes, Isabella wants to get out

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<v Speaker 5>cost Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesus, sorry, sweetie, proving my point. It's got the pants on,

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<v Speaker 1>cashed it up. I thought that was Isabella for a second.

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<v Speaker 1>It was not just a cat for.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, sorry, who's the washed up fucking comedian?

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<v Speaker 1>I need to tell me you. No, it was more

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<v Speaker 1>that you're the old grumpy bitch. Never No, it's Jeane Smart,

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<v Speaker 1>who's an icon, and she plays like a Joan Rivers character,

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<v Speaker 1>who is this classic American staple of comedy. But she's

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<v Speaker 1>now doing Vegas residencies at like seventy seventy five. Ah right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard the adswer for that. Yeah, brilliant, and her

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<v Speaker 1>materials sort of waning, and she gets given from a

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<v Speaker 1>management a young up and coming writer who lost a job,

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<v Speaker 1>and they work together and it's just hilarious and they argue,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's so well written. It's fucking hilarious and it's

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<v Speaker 1>just great, and it's very up our alley. Because I

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<v Speaker 1>go watch hacks it, I could not recommend it more.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't stop laughing, and I sobbed, and I sobbed

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<v Speaker 1>in the finale and I have not cried a in

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<v Speaker 1>a show for a long time. Wow.

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<v Speaker 7>Laughter and cried.

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<v Speaker 1>After and crying. It was great.

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<v Speaker 5>Who's the young up and coming writer that is assisting

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<v Speaker 5>me the old hag in this dynamic?

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<v Speaker 7>Well that would be me.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we should go. It's been a long fucking show.

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<v Speaker 1>We did so much. We'll be back next week. Were

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<v Speaker 1>ready to head off? Guys? Sure? My fies is kicking in.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, what does that mean? It means that there

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<v Speaker 1>was code in the room. But now I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>it nice good save No. I feel fine, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just apparently fisa. The vaccine gets you the next day.

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<v Speaker 1>But I honestly feel fine, and after my first while

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<v Speaker 1>I felt fine. Do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 5>It's because and I don't mean to sound rude. You reckon,

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<v Speaker 5>it's because you're like a big guy and not fat.

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<v Speaker 5>I me, it just means like tall, big in general.

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<v Speaker 1>Fine, everyone I've.

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<v Speaker 5>Known that has, you know, had a vaccine and then

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<v Speaker 5>they felt a bit lethargic the next day or whatever

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<v Speaker 5>have been like tiny skinny minies.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been good. Maybe your theory is right, man, that

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<v Speaker 1>the bigger you are, your body can just handle it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and that's all thatt is puberly a theory. I

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<v Speaker 5>feel like there's no medical research to back that fat

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<v Speaker 5>don't get side effects? Like what do you study his name?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, the fat fuck study? What do you mean science?

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<v Speaker 1>Who needs science to back anything? If a videos on

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<v Speaker 1>the internet, you believe it it's real? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Should I go make a TikTok about how skinny men

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<v Speaker 5>he's get side effects from the JAB, but big efforts

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<v Speaker 5>do not.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's wrap the show up. Let's go. What's the

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<v Speaker 1>tag and I hope this podcast made you feel at

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<v Speaker 1>least two percent better this week? Guys.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, yeah, that is the tagline, but you meant

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<v Speaker 5>to say way more gently than that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I just wanted to bring some up to it up.

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<v Speaker 5>We do hope that this podcast made you feel at

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<v Speaker 5>least two percent better today.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all just two percent. Yeah, you don't need to

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<v Speaker 1>fucking shout at them too.

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<v Speaker 7>We already did that to Jack.

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<v Speaker 1>We did, we did. Yeah. Sorry, Jack, love you, darling.

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<v Speaker 1>We love better Jack. Thank you for joining. I'm having

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<v Speaker 1>my brain's faltering.

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<v Speaker 4>Guys.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got to go go home. I will go to

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<v Speaker 1>the go. You're go just because you're already home. I

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<v Speaker 1>was trying to think of a joke because he was

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<v Speaker 1>already home, but I've really reached Let's leave it there.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's leave it there, all right. We'll see you next week. Guys,

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<v Speaker 1>We love you. See you then? Bye bye?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah bye?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 7>A podcast by a couple of meches.

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