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Speaker 2: Hey, good morning, Christian, I call it back for the
Speaker 2: show Monday morning. Good morning Jack Post.
Speaker 3: Well, it sounds like I've already said good morning, but
Speaker 3: here it is again.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Christian, Good morning Patsy. Hey, so I was
Speaker 2: chanting Jack down the line. Obviously Jack and Pats are
Speaker 2: still down the line working from home, and didn't realize
Speaker 2: I'd accidentally put Jackie Boys Mike Live to Melbourne. I
Speaker 2: didn't think this desk every other radio station eve at work.
Speaker 2: You can't really do anything to the studio desk until
Speaker 2: six am, which is probably no bad thing. It's got
Speaker 2: like a default thing in case you're still a bit tired. However,
Speaker 2: this one, you press any button, you could just talk
Speaker 2: to Melbourne. And so I was chatting to Jack down
Speaker 2: the line. You would have heard it over Queen I
Speaker 2: want a break free, A one sided conversation about Jack's
Speaker 2: tea preference at the moment. If you missed it, this
Speaker 2: went out about twenty minutes ago to all of Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Full apology, said Freddy.
Speaker 4: I have already had my.
Speaker 3: Team usually have English preference. We had Earl Bray kiss
Speaker 3: your basics basics.
Speaker 5: Own.
Speaker 3: If Bank hid the label, I wouldn't even noticed, for
Speaker 3: she sings some ray.
Speaker 1: Maybe if folk.
Speaker 6: Would look bit for the gaps.
Speaker 2: Are where I'm talking to him a question for more detail?
Speaker 3: What nerve to you guy this morning?
Speaker 2: Sore you go? That was the one side of Chief
Speaker 2: teach Out t remix. If I want to break free.
Speaker 3: If people could only be a fly on the wall
Speaker 3: of the wild party that happens inside and outside of
Speaker 3: the songs on this station.
Speaker 2: Seriously, it's it's lulls of plenty, especially on a Monday.
Speaker 2: Just in case people do want to know about more detail,
Speaker 2: and Freddie was getting the way of it. What herbal
Speaker 2: tea were you have in there?
Speaker 3: Are you asking me?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Who else would I be asking? Minutes ago?
Speaker 7: Waki check?
Speaker 3: I thought I already said over the so I had
Speaker 3: a nel Gray.
Speaker 2: Now you couldn't hear it clearly, So you got you
Speaker 2: gone for el Grave. But I think you also were
Speaker 2: saying how you switched from English breakfast tea to el Gray.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's right. Recently Biankie decided she prefers Earl Grade
Speaker 3: at English Breakfast. Myself, I couldn't really tell the difference.
Speaker 3: I don't think Patty.
Speaker 2: I bet you have a preference about your tea.
Speaker 7: Oh there's a big difference, Jack. I love a Twinings.
Speaker 7: It's got to be Twinings. They make the best tea,
Speaker 7: and it's got to be English breakfast, beautiful, strong cup
Speaker 7: of tea, no dishwalder.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what my wife goes for at Twinings English
Speaker 2: breakfast tea as well.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell the Christian O'Connell.
Speaker 2: Show Friday, I was talking on the Reakfast s was
Speaker 2: going to be involved in this big TV thing that
Speaker 2: was going on Saturday night. Called Music from the Home Front,
Speaker 2: which really was going to be a who's who of
Speaker 2: a Australian musical artist and all four celebrating obviously what
Speaker 2: happened over the weekend and Zach Day, but also about
Speaker 2: COVID and everyone's staying indoors and really to respect frontline
Speaker 2: workers past and present. And I only mentioned it once
Speaker 2: because often with TV I was only asked if I'd
Speaker 2: be happy to take part in it on Wednesday. It
Speaker 2: was all put together in about five days, which is
Speaker 2: incredible if you saw how actually great it was on
Speaker 2: Saturday night, putting that all together, all those different videos
Speaker 2: and performances that are all varied and wonderful in their
Speaker 2: own ways, but in just five days, I didn't know.
Speaker 2: I have to be honest, I didn't know if it
Speaker 2: was going to be any good, because often with TV
Speaker 2: you don't know if it's going to be any good,
Speaker 2: and no one sets out to make a bad show.
Speaker 2: But the fact it was so rushed, yeah, it's like
Speaker 2: I'm mentioning it once just in case. It's music on
Speaker 2: TV can be a little bit whiffy as well, and
Speaker 2: all this just seemed I don't know if this is
Speaker 2: going to be any good. I mean, I've got my
Speaker 2: bit's live from my house, you do TV life life
Speaker 2: in your house, got the dog yapping in the background,
Speaker 2: moody teenagers. I don't don't know how that's going to work.
Speaker 2: And then David Campbell's all alone, all alone in his
Speaker 2: all studio there in Sydney. You got Delta Goodram somewhere
Speaker 2: in Australia, Guy Sebastian somewhere else in Australia. And then
Speaker 2: though I saw the Rundown Friday Evening and the producer
Speaker 2: said to me, we've got all the performances now, and
Speaker 2: they're amazing. TV producers is think all TV shows are
Speaker 2: evolved in are amazing. Okay, So I was like, yeah, sure.
Speaker 2: It wasn't until I started watching it live as I'm
Speaker 2: hosting it or co hosting it from home, I started
Speaker 2: to realize, oh my god, this is amazing.
Speaker 3: This is actually good. It's like the exact same thought
Speaker 3: I probably, honestly, if I wasn't trying to be a
Speaker 3: supportive co host, I might not have even tuned in
Speaker 3: on Saturday, but I thought I might as well because
Speaker 3: Christian's doing his big first thing on TV. It was
Speaker 3: awesome honestly, I love the whole thing. And then we
Speaker 3: had a plan to watch a movie Bianco and I,
Speaker 3: but we ended up watching the whole two and a
Speaker 3: half hours.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was three hours and I was blown away
Speaker 2: by Obviously, for you guys, you grew up with a
Speaker 2: lot of those artists and so you know, seeing people
Speaker 2: like Mark Seymour and James Ryan I've gotten to appreciate
Speaker 2: over the last two years. But for you guys, it
Speaker 2: must have been a real treat seeing some of the
Speaker 2: new artists that of Australia have got. You also red
Speaker 2: us how great Australian music is and how you know
Speaker 2: you've got people like Dean lou Us, some Rule and
Speaker 2: Missy Higgins, some.
Speaker 3: Really talentedstic Yeah, fantastic, all really.
Speaker 2: Really talented advanced joy. I loved his performance. I loved
Speaker 2: his Ben drummer as well. Was a bit of a
Speaker 2: star of me. But yeah, I thought it was incredible.
Speaker 2: I think Australia you should be very proud. I thought
Speaker 2: it was a really that rare thing of an amazing
Speaker 2: bit of TV on Saturday night.
Speaker 7: It took me back to my countdown days. Boys, And
Speaker 7: can I say, Christian, you did an awesome job. You
Speaker 7: were so great the way you connected with the audience
Speaker 7: at home. Well done to you.
Speaker 2: I be honest with you, I've never been so scared
Speaker 2: in my life because I just kept saying to myself
Speaker 2: all day, actors, if there's completely normal, there's a satellite
Speaker 2: outside the house, there's film crew here, completely normal. It
Speaker 2: sounds Zac Day. You've only been in two years. Why
Speaker 2: have they asked me to do this? And then suddenly
Speaker 2: in my air there's some one going and you're live
Speaker 2: now too, all of Australia's front room on their special day.
Speaker 2: You know, my home, my dogs asleep at my feet
Speaker 2: and I'm thinking what if the other dog starts yapping
Speaker 2: or Larry the cat comes in. Oh yeah, I've never
Speaker 2: felt it was a real privilege and honor to be
Speaker 2: part of such a special thing.
Speaker 3: You couldn't tell it all that you were nervous. Mate,
Speaker 3: he looks so natural than I was in Neighbors. Patty,
Speaker 3: tell me if you had the same feeling. I kind
Speaker 3: of real nostalgic feeling watching it to be watching a
Speaker 3: TV show that everybody's watching at the same time. Again,
Speaker 3: because now that we've streamed so much stuff, you don't
Speaker 3: have that feeling of your messaging friends and family who
Speaker 3: are all watching the same thing at the same connection.
Speaker 7: You're the same with my social media, Jack. All my
Speaker 7: friends were saying, this is incredible, this is awesome. It
Speaker 7: was nice to be part of everyone, part of such
Speaker 7: a beautiful project. It was awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I know America did something last weekend, but
Speaker 2: I said it on Saturday. I don'tly known. I thought
Speaker 2: what happened here was even better. I think the performance
Speaker 2: has had a bit more joy about them, and there
Speaker 2: was some real variety as well. How can Delta Goodroom,
Speaker 2: I know she's a big star. How isn't Delta Goodroom
Speaker 2: and even biggest star. I think people have forgotten how
Speaker 2: telling talented she is. That down Under version she did
Speaker 2: with Colin Hay just on My Running Away, it would
Speaker 2: just said del to Goodrom was going to do performance.
Speaker 2: And it was a real joy because I've seen Colin
Speaker 2: Hay a couple of times in The Underneath, really funny
Speaker 2: between the songs. He's brilliant live that was brilliant. There
Speaker 2: were so many Rule I've never heard anything by Rule.
Speaker 2: I thought they were very good. Dean Lewis so I've
Speaker 2: heard on you know, other radio stations thought it was
Speaker 2: pretty good, but you never know what they can do
Speaker 2: live or how good his voice is. I thought he
Speaker 2: was incredible as well. And the DMAs, who are a
Speaker 2: fantastic band, obviously got for me. They remind me of
Speaker 2: the Stone Roses and Oasis. They've got that swagger and
Speaker 2: they love that kind of heritage of the nineties britpop. However,
Speaker 2: the because the everyone couldn't do their normal thing, especially
Speaker 2: for a band like the DMA's that rock and roll swagger,
Speaker 2: they showed something different in that cover version. I didn't
Speaker 2: realize how great Tommy O'Dell's voice actually, yeah, yeah, it
Speaker 2: was just like wow, I wonder what else they could
Speaker 2: do because he's got a real rain. So this morning
Speaker 2: on the show, we're going to play a couple of highlights.
Speaker 2: If you missed it, you can see it. And obviously,
Speaker 2: if you listen to a station like this, you love
Speaker 2: your Aussie music, and I urge you to watch it.
Speaker 2: You can forward wind my bits. But the music on
Speaker 2: there is incredibleus the music you grew up with. And
Speaker 2: also you'll see some artists that you might not be
Speaker 2: that familiar with. And I know it's easy for us
Speaker 2: to say, and I haven't sent myself. They don't make
Speaker 2: them like they used to. That's partly true, but also
Speaker 2: there are lots of really really talented young musicians in
Speaker 2: Australia right now. It's a great time for music in
Speaker 2: this country. And I hope Gil from the AFL was
Speaker 2: watching it because you do not need to look overseas
Speaker 2: if you're looking for when we get footy back. All
Speaker 2: the artists you saw on you could pick about five
Speaker 2: of those who had knocked out the mcg the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast all.
Speaker 2: If you noticed this over the weekend, is it me
Speaker 2: or is it like Australia has just decided now, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's enough of social distinct thing staying.
Speaker 7: Indoors totally, what totally.
Speaker 2: I don't think that any of the state premieres. I
Speaker 2: don't believe that mister Morrison has come on TV going
Speaker 2: sod it everyone outdoors in five it's a lot of bs.
Speaker 7: We've smashed it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, can we just set in Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: We drove past Bunnings and that place was heaving at
Speaker 7: the weekend.
Speaker 2: Get me too. We had to drive past it. There
Speaker 2: was a queue. It's like beatle Mania. It's like, what's
Speaker 2: the big rush for Moultcho.
Speaker 3: That Bunnings was for trade only, that they're keeping open
Speaker 3: for only for tradees and now people lining up on
Speaker 3: a Sunday it was it was just like everywhere.
Speaker 2: While I was driving down Hampton Street Saturday afternoon, it
Speaker 2: was packed down. Then there's no more this two meters
Speaker 2: one half meters. People high five in each other, like
Speaker 2: we've beaten the world with smash coronavirus, and like have
Speaker 2: I missed? I even went on my phone check any
Speaker 2: news alerts. Has there been an announcement. It's like we decided, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like Australia compared to the rest of the world,
Speaker 2: did an hour indoors and when that is enough, that
Speaker 2: is enough, let's get out there. How bad is it?
Speaker 2: Come on, yeah, what's happened since Friday? Just like this
Speaker 2: weekend was just wild times And I see of the
Speaker 2: week care that they are starting to get ready for
Speaker 2: the loosening of it in a couple of weeks time,
Speaker 2: and having only lived in this country for two weeks,
Speaker 2: I think there's going to be like some kind of stampede.
Speaker 2: I'm really worried. They're talking about sort of how we
Speaker 2: can safely go back into restaurants and pubs. Have you
Speaker 2: seen some of these suggested guidelines? No?
Speaker 3: Bye, I still wonder how they're going to get as
Speaker 3: soon as they opened the first pub, isn't it just
Speaker 3: going to be flooded?
Speaker 2: Water? And do you know what I mean? We'll have
Speaker 2: one weekend of that and on Monday, mister Morrison scoma
Speaker 2: be back on TV going bloody idiots, stay indoors and
Speaker 2: we're locking you in. Okay, but they're talking about it.
Speaker 2: There's no lam to keep it safe, right because the
Speaker 2: most one thing is what about not letting too many
Speaker 2: people in? They think the best way to keep it
Speaker 2: safe when we go back to the pubs is no
Speaker 2: laminated menus because I think that's what started it in Wuhan,
Speaker 2: isn't it's all those laminated pub menus right? No shared
Speaker 2: water jugs on the bar top, not on our doors.
Speaker 2: Here's the other one. Hotels. Have you listening to? Hotels?
Speaker 2: No more of those buffets? What's a hotel about the Buffy?
Speaker 2: How can we live without Buffy? We demand our Buffy.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: He's a working man. I glad that sound that was
Speaker 2: Jimmy Barnes Working Classman from Saturday Night's Extraordinary Night of
Speaker 2: Too Many Legends almost of Australian music, music from the
Speaker 2: home front, respecting frontline workers past and present. That was
Speaker 2: a beautiful performance. I thought he's saying his voice is
Speaker 2: actually getting better as he gets older.
Speaker 3: It doesn't it? Yeah, it's aging well like why.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like Springsteen, you know, it has a more
Speaker 2: of a lived in quality to it. I think it
Speaker 2: sounds it's so nice because you know the power and
Speaker 2: the fury in his voice. And then suddenly when you
Speaker 2: were here, when he slows it down, he realized. I
Speaker 2: think he sometimes you just know this has been a
Speaker 2: more of a screamer and a belter, you know, and
Speaker 2: all that power he's gone it. But actually there's a
Speaker 2: real there's a softness to it, a rawness to it all.
Speaker 2: And I thought that was brilliant, very different kind of
Speaker 2: version of a working class man. So many of the
Speaker 2: songs on Saturday Night you would have you guys would
Speaker 2: have grown up with it, must have got a lot
Speaker 2: of your nostalgic about because that's a great thing about music.
Speaker 2: It's like a little time portal. It's a time capsule
Speaker 2: that takes you right back to her a different time
Speaker 2: when you were growing up. Did it remind you of
Speaker 2: some of those we've saw people like Mark Seymour and
Speaker 2: James Rain, who I thought were great together in the
Speaker 2: Mark Seymore's garage, which is the cleanest garage I've ever seen,
Speaker 2: like a garage. I see no car tires. I was like,
Speaker 2: where's the cartuer, where's the paintings? Kind of a setup
Speaker 2: have you got there? It's like an Italian coffee shop.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the flour looks spotless as well. Which garage floor
Speaker 3: should Seeing James Rain and Mark Aymore playing together in
Speaker 3: the garage, Biancher asked me, I guess assuming that they
Speaker 3: shouldn't be together because of social distancing, So she asked
Speaker 3: me do they live together? Which I got a real
Speaker 3: out of. Imagine some kind of sitcom.
Speaker 2: But I love the idea of them being flatmates and
Speaker 2: getting up in the morning and strumming to each other
Speaker 2: and then going into that beautiful garage, probably eating off
Speaker 2: the floor. It was so clean. There are a lot
Speaker 2: of things I noticed watching all the different us because well,
Speaker 2: the keyboards that the guy the keyboard playing from Crowded
Speaker 2: House seemed to be in a whare. Does he work
Speaker 2: in a shop selling them or mending them?
Speaker 3: Why would you need so many keyboards? I actually had
Speaker 3: the same thought, like.
Speaker 7: They all obviously do a different function.
Speaker 3: No, come on, he had he had fifteen keyboards at least,
Speaker 3: going John can troll the world with just that one piano?
Speaker 2: What the crowded house keyboard playing? When John doesn't know?
Speaker 3: And the idea of a keyboard is that it's an
Speaker 3: electric piano, so it already makes a hundred different sounds,
Speaker 3: like that's that's why it's electric. I don't know what
Speaker 3: he needs all those keyboards for.
Speaker 2: I seriously think he's got a workshop. He's mending them,
Speaker 2: and these have all got be mended by Monday, So
Speaker 2: I think that's what he was. I think that's it
Speaker 2: was doing what would be the songs that sort of
Speaker 2: were the soundtrack of your teenage years, that sort of
Speaker 2: Saturday it reminded you of, because I saw a lot
Speaker 2: of comments from our listeners saying that a lot of
Speaker 2: these songs, you know, throw your arms around me. I remember,
Speaker 2: you know he's going to see Aussie crawl and hunters
Speaker 2: and collectors. What are the ones for you guys? Perhaps
Speaker 2: what's the same that sort of sums up your teenage.
Speaker 7: Years from Definitely, it was definitely Mark Seymour and James Rain.
Speaker 5: For me.
Speaker 7: We've gone to see James Rain a couple of times
Speaker 7: over the years. I just love him. He's got an album,
Speaker 7: oh he honestly, and he's such an attractive looking man,
Speaker 7: I have to say, but he's he's it's beautiful and
Speaker 7: he's done like an unplugged album quite a while ago,
Speaker 7: which of acoustic. It takes back to its raw sort
Speaker 7: of form and it's a really beautiful album. But definitely
Speaker 7: those two and Jimmy Barnes of course, he's just like
Speaker 7: the godfather of Ossie music.
Speaker 2: I reckon, who's it for you, Jackie Boy?
Speaker 3: I think for as far as Australian bands go, Silverchair
Speaker 3: and powder Finger right my teenage years when they were
Speaker 3: really big. The Living End is another one that I
Speaker 3: saw a bunch of times that I really love.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell podcast, all the artists saw the album or
Speaker 2: the song that really reminds her of your teenage years.
Speaker 2: I always think that's when you first sort of discover
Speaker 2: music and get into your bands as well. All right,
Speaker 2: let's go to Erin, Good morning Erin.
Speaker 5: Hi Christian, Hi guys, you just played it recently Christian
Speaker 5: as Working class Man, particularly the Barnstorming album. Ye, my
Speaker 5: mum used to sunbake topless to the to the cassette,
Speaker 5: so she would she would do one side to one
Speaker 5: side of cape and then tap and slip over herself.
Speaker 2: That's amazing.
Speaker 5: If we came walking down the driveway and heard that
Speaker 5: with mate, we would quickly turn around. Let's go back
Speaker 5: to your plate.
Speaker 2: This is a warning.
Speaker 5: You now know that if that's playing, let's not stop
Speaker 5: for cakes with their mate, they just keep going.
Speaker 2: On, walk walk on. Also, I guess you'd know from
Speaker 2: the track listing if you heard the song she's she's
Speaker 2: flipped over as well. She's face down the moment.
Speaker 3: To move through the back exactly.
Speaker 2: I know she's on the side, she's upside of the moment.
Speaker 2: All the assets are on up. Yes, it's not.
Speaker 5: Just the track found of my Life, it's also my brother,
Speaker 5: my sisters, the grand kids, poor grand kids. They all yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: And she actually went to say Jimmy Barnes with the
Speaker 5: youngest grandson who is now obsessed with Jimmy's Barns, And
Speaker 5: I woulded him map and when Jimmy sus singing Jimmy
Speaker 5: working class man, he turned to Nan and said, make
Speaker 5: sure you keep your top on.
Speaker 2: Man. I was wondering. I was wondering how that story
Speaker 2: was going to go there. Thought the little lad was
Speaker 2: going to ask her to get something out like that
Speaker 2: for just checking.
Speaker 5: And you did an amazing job on Saturday, really amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you. I was. I was a genuine privilege.
Speaker 2: You know, it's a couple of weeks away from us,
Speaker 2: been out for two years, so to be allowed and
Speaker 2: invited be part of your doing Saturday night, you being
Speaker 2: a yank.
Speaker 5: I think you're a single as now you're not a yank.
Speaker 2: Them that's not which country or continent from. That's all
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 5: Now, musical knowledge of the music. And yeah, you did
Speaker 5: a great job.
Speaker 2: Pleasure. Thank you very much, Erin, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: It's as good as a citizenship test if you.
Speaker 2: I mean, I called many things since coming here. Do
Speaker 2: you remember when I first got someone accused me of
Speaker 2: being from Mortar for no reason, And now two years on,
Speaker 2: just when you think we're getting to know me, now yank,
Speaker 2: so many screamers about me. Matt Good morning, Good morning guys.
Speaker 2: How are we Yes, we're very good. And what the
Speaker 2: artist to remind you of your teenage years, Matte.
Speaker 6: My teenage years is absolutely silver Chair in their album
Speaker 6: frog Stomp mostly Tomorrow because they broke when I was
Speaker 6: a teenager. From early years were summed up by John
Speaker 6: Farnha'm sure the voice mum played whispering Jack flat Knaka
Speaker 6: when I was a kid.
Speaker 2: Ah, that's so funny. Yeah. I don't know whether it.
Speaker 2: Phancie's not well at the moment, but he was missing
Speaker 2: from Saturday Night and all the sorts of if you
Speaker 2: have Barnsy I thought, by law you must have within
Speaker 2: sixty minute.
Speaker 5: They go together exactly.
Speaker 2: Come on this redo it this weekend. We need to
Speaker 2: make of it to correct this. Matt. Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: You cool. Have good week. I have a great one.
Speaker 2: Cheers and you to squeeze in. Joe now, Joe coome morning,
Speaker 2: Good morning.
Speaker 6: How are you.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Joe. Have you had a nice weekend? What's
Speaker 2: it for you?
Speaker 5: Well, it wasn't my teenagers, it was my youth, but
Speaker 5: it was Franky Town. I played it five times on
Speaker 5: my twenty first.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great. There are radio stations up and down
Speaker 2: the dial that still operates shows like that, so wonderful
Speaker 2: with my.
Speaker 5: Perm, tre My gold Red.
Speaker 1: It was in the community hall.
Speaker 2: I looked wonderful, awesome. All the best birthday parties were
Speaker 2: in community halls, weren't they. You remember that they're always
Speaker 2: like the RSLs community halls as well. Do you know
Speaker 2: what they need to bring back as well? Joe, Now
Speaker 2: you've got to remembers the palm. The palm you mentioned
Speaker 2: about having a hair permed. I don't think they need. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the American accent.
Speaker 8: Ok, so.
Speaker 3: You know all that sort of retro cyclica, and it's
Speaker 3: time for it to come back.
Speaker 7: You won't see me with a perm again.
Speaker 2: I'm afraid think you'd look good. Actually, some kind of
Speaker 2: cher rush look about you. You know the power of love.
Speaker 2: I think you look good. Patsy, All right, thank you
Speaker 2: very much?
Speaker 1: Cool he Christian O'Connell Show Podcast Weekend Update.
Speaker 2: So go around the team, Jack and Patsy, myself and
Speaker 2: we're talking about what'll been up to over the weekend. Jack,
Speaker 2: what have you been up to?
Speaker 3: People might have seen a cringeworthy video that we posted
Speaker 3: on our Facebook and Instagram over the weekend of me
Speaker 3: on Friday Show, attempting to do an American accent ahead
Speaker 3: of my voice acting audition that took place over the weekend. Now,
Speaker 3: I didn't really read the email before I presented it
Speaker 3: to you on Friday that said the acting role that
Speaker 3: I was going for had to be in an American accent.
Speaker 3: I saw that they wanted me to do an audition,
Speaker 3: but I hadn't really read the fine print.
Speaker 2: I so like you not to bother scrolling down an
Speaker 2: email or even reading an email. Do you remember you
Speaker 2: when I remember after a year working here, I said,
Speaker 2: I've sent you an email to your work email address,
Speaker 2: and just went, oh, I don't. I don't read any
Speaker 2: any of those.
Speaker 3: Oh I still have never rud into it. I've never
Speaker 3: logged into that work email. I don't know how.
Speaker 2: Still they actually don't know they find you ten times,
Speaker 2: they just find your email.
Speaker 3: Because of social distancing, the not la of a movie
Speaker 3: from the building. I'm not even there. So I did
Speaker 3: my first ever really attempt at an American accent on
Speaker 3: Friday Show and realized I wasn't very good. I sat
Speaker 3: somewhere between Forrest Gum and Matthew McConaughey, and then as
Speaker 3: I tried to improve it, maybe like a Pauly show
Speaker 3: from Encino Man. When I went for that California vibe, we.
Speaker 2: Went around not just American states, but I think we
Speaker 2: went over to India at one point as well.
Speaker 3: So my voice to sum up the weekend is aptly this.
Speaker 2: So you had the voice audition Friday night, we'd actually
Speaker 2: know how it went. How was your accent?
Speaker 3: I'll say this. I was very nervous to do it, actually,
Speaker 3: because once I realized I wasn't good in American accents,
Speaker 3: I shut myself.
Speaker 9: In my room.
Speaker 3: I was allowed to do it down the line, so
Speaker 3: record it at my end and send it to them
Speaker 3: so I didn't have to do it face to face
Speaker 3: with anyone, which was good. But I did wait until
Speaker 3: bank had left the house to run errands.
Speaker 2: To do it. Understand that shut but you shouldn't have
Speaker 2: to hear you like that.
Speaker 3: So I was auditioning for I won't say what the
Speaker 3: show is, but I was. It's a kid's show that
Speaker 3: runs on Netflix and it's made in Australia, but for
Speaker 3: some reason, all the characters have American act I just read.
Speaker 2: All I can do is read surely from them, but
Speaker 2: surely we've got some audio to play because you've said someone,
Speaker 2: I'll give you money.
Speaker 3: The characters. It will give away the.
Speaker 2: Character, but he's likely to us. I know, I know, Jack, Please,
Speaker 2: there's all.
Speaker 3: Kinds of things on it. They said, this script must
Speaker 3: not be heard by anyone. Is for the auditionary only
Speaker 3: get kicked out of the whole this saga or whatever,
Speaker 3: like what's our.
Speaker 2: Version of the act? Circle? Magic Circle?
Speaker 3: Before I've even entered it, I'll read you the response
Speaker 3: I got, which sums up the audio that I sent them. Hi, Jack,
Speaker 3: there is a nice consistent quality to it. So already
Speaker 3: that's way better than I expected. The accent is not bad,
Speaker 3: but probably not. There's probably not the full expression in
Speaker 3: each word. If you wanted, there's twenty four hours to
Speaker 3: have another go. There is time twenty four hours. And
Speaker 3: I wrote back. I said sadly that what sounds like
Speaker 3: one take is actually coupled together from seven or eight
Speaker 3: of the best takes. And I don't think I'm going
Speaker 3: to become an overnight success at the American accent.
Speaker 2: So now what commitment as well? Someone says, hey, we
Speaker 2: actually like you. These hours you're in lockdown, nothing else
Speaker 2: to do? You apply going no, I'm good. How many
Speaker 2: actors have you heard where they go to the red
Speaker 2: and they go they said come back in a day's time,
Speaker 2: And I went back and I smashed it. And that's
Speaker 2: what I'm living in this big mansion right now. Jack goes,
Speaker 2: I'm good, no, thank you. I'd run a stay out
Speaker 2: the window and walk my dog. So that's it.
Speaker 7: That's the voiceover career.
Speaker 3: That's the end of the.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: I'll solicit for any voiceover acting roles in an Australian accent.
Speaker 3: I would love to try it if you have an
Speaker 3: Australian voice acting role for me.
Speaker 2: You think it's out there, and now at ten, Pa said,
Speaker 2: what kind of casting people are out there? And Hollywood producers?
Speaker 3: Right now, I'll do it for free.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Hopefully a couple of weeks time, you know where we'll
Speaker 2: all be back together. You two are going to hate
Speaker 2: that because you'd have to get back and do the commuting.
Speaker 7: You know, I will like it because it's not easy
Speaker 7: working from home.
Speaker 2: I've got to say, I thought we're working for a
Speaker 2: bit more detail. I mean, we're not there. It's not
Speaker 2: a woman they do that they want you to ask
Speaker 2: to follow up question, and you're like, can't you fill
Speaker 2: in the gap yourself? We're not there, tell us about it.
Speaker 7: I can't wait to get back in there, because you
Speaker 7: know the good thing about actually going into the studio
Speaker 7: is that you can leave work there. I find when
Speaker 7: I'm home, I'm very inclined to just pop up to
Speaker 7: the room and do a bit of work, and then
Speaker 7: two hours later.
Speaker 4: I'm still on the computer.
Speaker 2: You go and get lunch or something or gelato. Then
Speaker 2: you're like, you're looking for new stories? Feel freeing into
Speaker 2: any of the shows with these stories that gam or Tony.
Speaker 9: No, it's too tempting.
Speaker 7: You need that definite break, and I do miss the
Speaker 7: drive to be honest at times. It's good to get out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you guys been stuck indoors for a while now. Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, Passy, what's the song that sums up your weekend?
Speaker 2: I guess twenty four to seven and you're looking for
Speaker 2: news on the Citizen.
Speaker 7: Band radio and that you know, this definitely sums up
Speaker 7: my weekend. It's been all about this.
Speaker 2: We've been wearing sunglasses, pursuing perpse.
Speaker 7: You know who has been poor old the love God,
Speaker 7: my husband Chris, So, I think you might remember a
Speaker 7: couple of weeks ago he squashed his reading glasses down
Speaker 7: the side of his armchair. Do you remember me telling
Speaker 7: you that.
Speaker 2: The more we hear about your life, it really out there.
Speaker 2: It's like the Simpsons, it really is.
Speaker 7: He reclined the chairback for a bit of a snooze
Speaker 7: that he's inclined to do, and he squashed them and
Speaker 7: snapped them in half. So anyway, and it's not easy
Speaker 7: to go to your local optometrist because a lot of
Speaker 7: them are closed. So anyway, we found a low one
Speaker 7: that's open. He's finally got the new spectacles. He's had
Speaker 7: them a matter of days, and then last night picks
Speaker 7: them up to put them on, opens them up, but
Speaker 7: with his whole cl like grip, just snaps off one
Speaker 7: of the arms, snaps it off, gear off, its hinges,
Speaker 7: off its hinges, and he's gone it. They've just busted.
Speaker 7: I said, what are you talking about? He said, my
Speaker 7: new glasses. I've just opened them up and the arm
Speaker 7: of it's come off.
Speaker 2: It's a power of one of those love God, pauls.
Speaker 7: What So he can't use them because they won't sit
Speaker 7: on his face. So he's back to using the prescription sunglasses.
Speaker 2: I think it's a good look for guys we went
Speaker 2: rock and roll. They wearing them indoors. John Stevens is
Speaker 2: wearing Steve Wonder.
Speaker 7: At one point he morphedn't it was wasn't he he
Speaker 7: was doing that Saturday night? But yeah, So he's got
Speaker 7: the song the ray bands back on. Looks a bit
Speaker 7: Maverick style as he's watching the big screen.
Speaker 2: Telly, we need a photo of Chris because that's right
Speaker 2: in front of that mega sort of IMAX set up.
Speaker 2: He's got that.
Speaker 1: Christian Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 2: A song that sums up my weekend. Been an extraordinary
Speaker 2: weekend that me and my family will always remember the
Speaker 2: time when I did a TV show live to Australia
Speaker 2: for three hours from the house. All the nosy neighbors
Speaker 2: and we're all nosy neighbors at the moment because there's
Speaker 2: nothing else to do. We're all rubbernecking. Half three. It
Speaker 2: started Saturday afternoon when a giant truck turn up and
Speaker 2: then starts. This giant thing came out the middle of it.
Speaker 2: They went up about fifteen foot up into the air
Speaker 2: with an aerial for the The satellite truck was outside
Speaker 2: first of all, and then two other vans turned up.
Speaker 2: TV people operate out of vans. These two eighteen vans
Speaker 2: sort of skid it up to the front of my
Speaker 2: house and the crew that were there for about nine hours,
Speaker 2: who work very hardly with three great guys, came the
Speaker 2: camera man. There was Martin the sound guy, and Greg
Speaker 2: the man in the truck, and they're all crammed in
Speaker 2: the hallway pressed up against my front door the other
Speaker 2: side of it whilst they were filming and checking the
Speaker 2: sound was right and checking the images were all going
Speaker 2: to all of Australia. There was lucky enough, and that
Speaker 2: is the word. It was an accidental thing. I fell
Speaker 2: into what was an extraordinary show on extraordinary day, very
Speaker 2: special day for Australia, an Zac Day, and it felt
Speaker 2: like to me, and this is just my observation as
Speaker 2: someone has been almost two years that this year Anzac
Speaker 2: Day had an extra resonance and extra poignancy because of
Speaker 2: the sacrifices that are happening this year. And I'd said
Speaker 2: it on TV and said I mean it about that.
Speaker 2: We saw the amazing stuff, all the various frontline workers
Speaker 2: have been doing during the bush Fire and then over
Speaker 2: the last couple of weeks during Corona as well. So
Speaker 2: to be part of that and to be invited part
Speaker 2: of that into the homes on TV, and then amongst
Speaker 2: all these amazing musical performance was I didn't realize the show.
Speaker 2: I genuinely had no one else called up Wednesday and
Speaker 2: asked by Channel nine would I fancy doing it? And
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, why night, it's live TV. I
Speaker 2: can do it from home easy. Why wouldn't I? And
Speaker 2: it wasn't n till the show started. They had this
Speaker 2: tiny little screen so I could see what you were seeing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And I was suddenly, this is a god, this is amazing.
Speaker 2: Really better not screw this up. This will be the
Speaker 2: end of everything. This is This is amazing, and rather
Speaker 2: the beginning. When I heard the Last Post James Morrison,
Speaker 2: he did that beautiful version of the Last Post. It's
Speaker 2: always so haunting. I was reading up on it yesterday.
Speaker 2: It's about five or six hundred years old, that Last Posts.
Speaker 2: An amazing bit of music and they're.
Speaker 3: Almost three times as old as Australia.
Speaker 2: Yeah, incredible. I wasn't played, and so much significance and
Speaker 2: always it is always so moving. It just cuts through
Speaker 2: the end. And I know James Morrison was on the
Speaker 2: news last week, the guy that did that amazing performance
Speaker 2: from Aunt Gambia at the start of the show. He
Speaker 2: was on the news asking for all brass players around
Speaker 2: Australia to when you do, get out in the driveway
Speaker 2: Saturday morning at six am to try and play the
Speaker 2: last post. And I noticed our mate Andy Lee did it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I heard one from the front mind driveway
Speaker 3: on Saturday morning as well. It must have been I
Speaker 3: reckon three or four suburbs away because he was just distance. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but you could still hear it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so haunting. So anyway, just to let you
Speaker 2: know that, obviously TV shows happened at TV studios, but
Speaker 2: the way of the world, the last coil of weeks,
Speaker 2: we're all indoors. So I'm doing this from my little
Speaker 2: den and looking through social media. The most commented thing
Speaker 2: on other than the Union Jack epperphone guitar that is
Speaker 2: not up for sale, it is mine. Yes, that was
Speaker 2: my beloved evil can eevil post just over my sholder.
Speaker 3: But then can I say you had the best setup
Speaker 3: I think of any of the presenters of what you put,
Speaker 3: what you bundled into the background of your shot.
Speaker 2: I had a load of things to do that I
Speaker 2: was supposed to be doing Saturday and I wasted. Oh
Speaker 2: I thought this was a good dressing that room. And
Speaker 2: I can't tell you what that means to me. But
Speaker 2: my wife was going, people aren't going to count went
Speaker 2: their nosy. We're all doing this at the moment in
Speaker 2: a nose around. I want my signed D's ball up there.
Speaker 2: I want Evil even a shot and go get the guitar. Anyway,
Speaker 2: the most commonly, the most commented thing on social media
Speaker 2: wasn't any of that. It was my radiators. This is
Speaker 2: the world we live in. What I was going through
Speaker 2: Instagram yesterday and they were just going, oh, lovely radiators.
Speaker 2: All he's only been in two years? How's he landed
Speaker 2: in a house with hydroponic heating. Nothing about my words,
Speaker 2: nothing about the guitar, evil and Evil, the signed D's ball,
Speaker 2: nothing about any of that. All those radiators are all
Speaker 2: codes or they're gonna He's going to benefit from those
Speaker 2: when the winter kicks in here. And obviously Saturday night,
Speaker 2: the kids are just all they were worried about is
Speaker 2: this is going to interfere with Netflix? And when you
Speaker 2: got that kind of support six feet away, you know
Speaker 2: that everyone is behind you, you know. But they were
Speaker 2: just they're just disinterested. It wasn't until they were getting
Speaker 2: text messages from their friends were going, he your dad's
Speaker 2: on TV. Much like they didn't know. We can keep
Speaker 2: hearing him bellowing every like twenty minutes, so he's up
Speaker 2: to down there he doing a TV show. Then suddenly
Speaker 2: they were interested. But beforehand, because it's not TV in
Speaker 2: a TV studio, there were no makeup people. Lois was
Speaker 2: watching a YouTube video and then pausing it and doing
Speaker 2: my makeup, so I no idea how I looked on.
Speaker 2: At one point I just heard the director in my
Speaker 2: ap so I had to sit in there in my
Speaker 2: chair at five o'clock and they were checking the light
Speaker 2: or and I could hear them, and I know they
Speaker 2: didn't like what they saw, and I wasn't sure if
Speaker 2: it was me the radiator. I just heard them go, hey, Christian,
Speaker 2: you call the teenage stores apparently, could you get to
Speaker 2: just take some of the shine off you coming through
Speaker 2: very shiny? We just don't want you shining your way
Speaker 2: around ustraight. So they were there just out of shot
Speaker 2: with those what are those paths tool that you dab
Speaker 2: on faces like the pancake. Yes, that's it, dabbing out on.
Speaker 2: And then five minutes before the whole thing starts, right,
Speaker 2: I'm really feeling the pressure. And then Lois comes up
Speaker 2: to me and goes, hey, listen, can you help me
Speaker 2: find my Apple AirPods? The caravan cane looks at me
Speaker 2: like they you need to sit down? And what do
Speaker 2: you mean? Been ible just playing catch outside? Went? It's dark?
Speaker 2: It's half same when you've been playing catch with those
Speaker 2: tiny white apple Where's it gone? Down a drain? But
Speaker 2: we don't think it went all right now, So we
Speaker 2: did my first bit and then I've got twenty minutes
Speaker 2: before I have to speak again. So me and the
Speaker 2: whole crew, because TV crews have always got like amazing
Speaker 2: torches they just carry around all the seat. We're out
Speaker 2: the front of my house looking down a drain. No,
Speaker 2: the sound man has to then get on his hands
Speaker 2: and knees because I don't get dirty. Obviously, show tell it. Absolutely, yeah,
Speaker 2: I offered to it went I could do it, but
Speaker 2: they're waited ages. And then one went I'll do it,
Speaker 2: and they managed to open up a drain and find
Speaker 2: a little things that were stuck down there in the dirt.
Speaker 2: So that's how my kids helped me get in the
Speaker 2: mood for it as well the.
Speaker 1: Christian common shows.
Speaker 2: So I know, it looks like more and more businesses
Speaker 2: just started to sort of springing back into action despite
Speaker 2: there being any kind of official word. My wife lept
Speaker 2: with joy on Friday, which was like, oh, just that
Speaker 2: an email my hairdresser, an eyelash lady are back in business.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I don't.
Speaker 7: Want to say music to a woman's.
Speaker 2: Ears, music to my eyes because those roots need doing.
Speaker 2: Oh now, come on, I could say that safely here
Speaker 2: because she's fifteen kilometers away and I tracked it down.
Speaker 2: She was genuine She's genuinely like, oh my god, good news.
Speaker 2: My eyelash lady is back in business. The eyelash people
Speaker 2: are back in business. Now. Bars will we opened once
Speaker 2: more one day, my friends, But there are still plenty
Speaker 2: of things that people aren't aren't able to do that, yeah,
Speaker 2: on hold for a couple of months.
Speaker 3: Well, Chris, your husband Pat Chris not being able to
Speaker 3: replace his glasses reminded me of my friend's dad went
Speaker 3: into hospital. He's all good now, but went into hospital
Speaker 3: about a month ago and put his dnches into some
Speaker 3: tissue and put it on the side of his side table.
Speaker 3: While he was asleep. A nurse accidentally threw away his dnches.
Speaker 3: But because of COVID when he came out of hospital,
Speaker 3: he hasn't been able to go get go to the
Speaker 3: dentist and replace him. So he's been gummy for a
Speaker 3: month and he's going to be me to at least
Speaker 3: mid year.
Speaker 2: Oh no way, I mean if that was me, right,
Speaker 2: surely that you go on Amazon or something like that,
Speaker 2: get some Dracula teeth from Halloween.
Speaker 3: He could be on drug Calder, get some off gum Tree.
Speaker 7: How is he eating and stuff you'd have to have
Speaker 7: like smoothies and soup for the past month.
Speaker 3: I guess blending it, blending everything up or eating soft parts.
Speaker 2: If you could find that out, because that's the interesting
Speaker 2: part of the story.
Speaker 7: I feel sorry for the poor man.
Speaker 3: We can get him on if you want to speak
Speaker 3: to him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's put everything on pause right now. All right,
Speaker 2: So this morning, what is on the hold? What what
Speaker 2: do you have booked in or what have you been
Speaker 2: waiting on And obviously we've been in lockdown now for
Speaker 2: a couple of weeks. Doesn't it feel like it's been longer?
Speaker 2: It is only a couple of weeks, isn't it? But
Speaker 2: doesn't it feel time has taken on a whole different
Speaker 2: quality over the last couple of weeks. Days are almost irrelevant.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: All right, so we're asking during lockdown, what's been on
Speaker 2: the whole? What if you haven't been able to do Stevie?
Speaker 2: Good morning Steve, Good morning gang.
Speaker 6: I missed my pedicures?
Speaker 2: Yeah, with you there? What's been going on? Steve? So
Speaker 2: obviously you haven't been at a pedicure?
Speaker 6: No, I have them every three months or so, and
Speaker 6: the reason being is not only because they're awesome, and
Speaker 6: everyone that says they're stupid haven't had one yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm converted as well, Steve recently.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I've got dodgy hitch and it's really tough for
Speaker 6: me to get down and clip the nails, and of
Speaker 6: course that the good lady wife will going nowhere near them,
Speaker 6: and so at the moment.
Speaker 2: I'm walking down there, hoos, So what are you doing?
Speaker 6: What do you mean? What am I doing well.
Speaker 1: I've just let grow out.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's all I can do. I packed him with
Speaker 6: a steak knife a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 7: My husband's done that.
Speaker 1: It's disgusting.
Speaker 3: Even the term letting them grow out like it's hair
Speaker 3: or like it's a beard.
Speaker 2: Is disting something on the Guinness Book and records. But
Speaker 2: dumb and dumber. You know. When he gets out the
Speaker 2: sore and.
Speaker 7: The angle grind. Yeah, why don't you go to a pediatrist.
Speaker 7: I think they're still open. They might be able to
Speaker 7: trim them for you.
Speaker 6: They have a problem. I'm going to go to the
Speaker 6: physio for my massage.
Speaker 2: They're not doing, Steve. I mean, how much maintenance do
Speaker 2: you need in the massage? The pedicule, Steve, you know,
Speaker 2: I've never had a pedicule, But after who are you
Speaker 2: talk about it like this? I might give it a
Speaker 2: go when we all get out of this. You know what.
Speaker 6: I had a friend of mine, he said, you're crazy,
Speaker 6: that's a feminine thing, and I said, you come with
Speaker 6: me one day, and he's converted. From the first time.
Speaker 3: They are awesome, Yeah, totally totally. They just make you
Speaker 3: feel like it's very girls look at you when you're
Speaker 3: in there because you're the only guy in there. But
Speaker 3: they should make a man's version of it, like where
Speaker 3: they have beer on tap and you know they got
Speaker 3: rock posters.
Speaker 2: Just go in there anyway. Why is it going to
Speaker 2: be are on tap alcoholic? Yeah, that's because we're Australian
Speaker 2: people thinking I'm gay getting this done. I've got beer here?
Speaker 2: Okay about me?
Speaker 7: They shave your feet, it's brilliant. You come out about
Speaker 7: two kilos lighter.
Speaker 2: Get I don't need my feet shaved.
Speaker 7: Don't knock at no, are you?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, skin, get rid of plaining.
Speaker 7: Note here they get rid of the skin on your heels.
Speaker 2: I really have some sick has come up in the
Speaker 2: back of my throat with all right, let's get a
Speaker 2: deal on this. Cleans the show right now, Dion, good morning,
Speaker 2: good morning. How are we? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, were struggling
Speaker 2: right now what Patsy just told us? But thank god
Speaker 2: you're here, buddy. So what's on hold for you with
Speaker 2: the lockdown?
Speaker 8: Oh honeymoon, honeymoon? Yeah we're lucky we got the wedding
Speaker 8: away a bit. Yeah, the honeymoon's now have been put
Speaker 8: on hold. So yeah, it doesn't look like that's happening here.
Speaker 2: Have you thought about going see the Podetrist?
Speaker 6: Yeah, that sounds great time.
Speaker 3: Where were you meant to be going on?
Speaker 8: Specially go to Europe? So we're going to do like
Speaker 8: Santorini in all the glamorous all the glamorous places. But yeah,
Speaker 8: not to not to eventuate, do you know what?
Speaker 2: You obviously already looked into this. But I don't think
Speaker 2: we'll be flying internationally until next year.
Speaker 8: No, it might be might be giving a miss altogether.
Speaker 8: To be honest, by the way it's all playing out,
Speaker 8: I don't think we'll be going.
Speaker 2: On at all. What about that when in a couple
Speaker 2: of months time, when it is a lot safer from them,
Speaker 2: and obviously we're told that we can do. Is do
Speaker 2: you don't think about going on a road trip while
Speaker 2: there are so many amazing places are here in Australia
Speaker 2: you could go to still have a great time. Well, yeah, we're.
Speaker 8: Thinking now maybe like Port Douglas or something, doing something
Speaker 8: you know out that way it's beautiful, yeah, really nice
Speaker 8: out that way. But yeah, even I was even saying
Speaker 8: to the wife, if we go overseas, even if it
Speaker 8: is next year, we're just going to be constantly you
Speaker 8: know what I mean, stay away from them or you'll
Speaker 8: probably just put a massive damper on the whole experience anyway.
Speaker 2: So that's I'm sorry to hear that. Well, hopefully we
Speaker 2: get to have a good break somewhere in Australia by
Speaker 2: the end of the year.
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, well we'll walk into that I think.
Speaker 2: And congratulations on getting married as well.
Speaker 8: Yes, thank you, I'll congratulation. I'll take that.
Speaker 2: All right, take care of you on Christian connell. I
Speaker 2: see on social media this morning. Trending is Afterlife season two.
Speaker 2: Ricky javaces follow up to this great show last year
Speaker 2: and managed to binge watcher of the weekend. Uh yeah, yeah, well.
Speaker 3: We started last night first two episodes.
Speaker 2: Ricky's on the show this week. I can be chatting
Speaker 2: to Ricky or towards the end of this week, so
Speaker 2: I felt like I needed to tear through, so we
Speaker 2: cross it as well.
Speaker 3: But very good the justified binge watching.
Speaker 2: Yeah yes, that's what I can write it off as
Speaker 2: research for the radio show. But yeah, Ricky on the
Speaker 2: show this week live from London. It's just another miss
Speaker 2: herdman Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics I'll sob an emails.
Speaker 2: By the way, Ricky has a certain way he runs
Speaker 2: his life. You know what works best for him. And
Speaker 2: because of the time difference working out where he is
Speaker 2: and you know where we are in Australia. Yeah, And
Speaker 2: at one point I said, hey, what about I think
Speaker 2: if I work it out right, that's sort of in
Speaker 2: the afternoon for you guys at one Ricky has some
Speaker 2: soup then and has a nap. And I don't think
Speaker 2: the guy I'll ask Ricky about this, I don't think
Speaker 2: he was joking. I even emabout and what kind of suits? Lentil?
Speaker 2: Always Lentil? All right, So it's the misshard lyrics. This
Speaker 2: outworks within in two parts. First of all, one of you,
Speaker 2: Big John, sends us his top five every morning of
Speaker 2: misshard lyrics. We play them back if we agree. You
Speaker 2: can definitely hear the miss her lyrics if we don't.
Speaker 2: And for the really good ones Hall of Favor. Part two,
Speaker 2: we go through the ones you've been sending in over
Speaker 2: the last seven days. And I can tell you this
Speaker 2: then a history of this feature. The what have I
Speaker 2: got here six from you to play in five minutes time?
Speaker 2: Are I think some of the best that you've ever sent.
Speaker 2: Last week we had three Hall of Famous from you
Speaker 2: do you remember this? Donuts, Bring me a donut?
Speaker 4: Don bring me a donor?
Speaker 2: Free Cow? Still heard, Free Cow? And Lisaga you need
Speaker 2: all Right? That's going to be John's top five first
Speaker 2: of all. Then we go to the stereophonics. Dakota, make
Speaker 2: me feel like the One God? Or is it make
Speaker 2: feel like a worm?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's probably there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's there, make me feel like a worm? Yep,
Speaker 2: Nellie Fratado. I don't know where my soul is or
Speaker 2: is it? I don't know where my phone is. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm hearing I don't know where my phone is. That
Speaker 2: goes on in my house at least five times a
Speaker 2: day from my life? Can you call me? Can you
Speaker 2: call me? Hmmmop Hanson? I didn't even know how to
Speaker 2: say what this lyric is? Do he bop pop? Or
Speaker 2: is it chili dog? I do? This is really hard?
Speaker 2: This is really hard A hearing Chili dog? I do?
Speaker 2: I kind of hear chili dog? Now, I'm sorry, Big John, Nope,
Speaker 2: Rob Thomas lonely no more? I do be angry no more?
Speaker 2: Or is it I don't want to be ingrid no.
Speaker 3: More ingredible, Ingred.
Speaker 2: Oh that's really good. I don't want to be ingrid
Speaker 2: no more. There we go Patsy's favorite here, Brian Adams.
Speaker 2: Oh no you think I do? I do it for you?
Speaker 2: And no other could give more love? Or is it?
Speaker 2: And no other cookie? All of.
Speaker 7: No, I don't hear it.
Speaker 2: It's sorry, Big John. Yes, three out of five today,
Speaker 2: Big John? Coming up next? There all of yours in
Speaker 2: the last seven days, Part two of the miss her
Speaker 2: Lyrics Coming.
Speaker 1: Up next, Christian Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Another Miss Herdman.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell's miss Herd Lyrics. All right now it's talk
Speaker 2: of the roundup. All all the ones you've been sending
Speaker 2: in over the last seven days. All killer, No further
Speaker 2: for me this morning, but let's play them to Jack
Speaker 2: and pats You will have a listener as well. Here
Speaker 2: we go up. First, we've got a Jamie Christian sister
Speaker 2: and I Leah and what is this the show? And
Speaker 2: we talk about the funny stuff we get home at night. Well,
Speaker 2: thank you very much, Jamie and Leon. We're both huge
Speaker 2: food Fighter fans. And the other day I caught her
Speaker 2: singing the song but she got it completely wrong. It
Speaker 2: was monkey Wrench and this line what do you do
Speaker 2: when all your enemies are friends?
Speaker 4: Deal msa friend?
Speaker 2: That feels like it could have been written about my
Speaker 2: life on this radio show, to be honest with, what
Speaker 2: did it when all your enemies are friends?
Speaker 4: With your ensa friend?
Speaker 2: But Leah Jamie's sister were singing, what do you do
Speaker 2: when all your enemies are French?
Speaker 4: Deal with your en mesa friend?
Speaker 2: I love it. I'm hearing that, Leah, Dave God, what's
Speaker 2: your problem with France?
Speaker 4: With your en misa friend?
Speaker 2: Yes, when all your enemies are French? Brilliant tim Sits
Speaker 2: got this one, Missus Robinson Simon ungar funk call God
Speaker 2: bless you, please, missus Robinson. Heaven holds a place for
Speaker 2: those who pray. Heaven holds a place for those who pray?
Speaker 2: Or is it Kevin? Kevin holds a place for those
Speaker 2: who pray? What's to Robbie Williams one I can never
Speaker 2: unhear now? Whenever I hear that, I always think of that.
Speaker 2: I'm going to think of this now. Kevin holds a
Speaker 2: place for those who pray? Oh, Kevin, I.
Speaker 3: Don't know which Kevin you're picturing mine Kevin Rudd though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, image, let's all think of Kevin Rudd now and
Speaker 2: now hear this miss here again, very good timmy. Now
Speaker 2: we go to one of our junior listeners, an eleven
Speaker 2: year old Quinn. Well, this is a classic Quinn rock
Speaker 2: around the Clock by Bill Haley, and the comments what
Speaker 2: are mom and dad listening to her home chiving around
Speaker 2: the dinner table in lockdown when the clock strikes twelve?
Speaker 2: Were cooled off? Then you need to remind yourself that
Speaker 2: Quinn is eleven years of age before I go any further,
Speaker 2: and the mental age of the show is also eleven.
Speaker 2: When the clock strikes twelve, we're poo are pants where
Speaker 2: the cart stakes turp.
Speaker 3: It's not quite there, but.
Speaker 2: When the clock strikes twelve, poo are pants. Quinn at
Speaker 2: the bottom of his email to me, a very nice
Speaker 2: email using his dad's email address, put as a ps
Speaker 2: I hope you don't get told or for fined if
Speaker 2: you play this. Have you heard some of the language
Speaker 2: on Australian way? This is mild. When the clock strikes twelve,
Speaker 2: we're po our pants. The cart stags, Yes, Quinn, thank
Speaker 2: you very much. Hie Brown Monday as always, we now
Speaker 2: go to Elijah and Christian. I saw music from the
Speaker 2: Home Front over the weekend, loved it. Spend the day
Speaker 2: yesterday catching up with some of the different songs and
Speaker 2: going online and finding them, and I found two. One
Speaker 2: I got Missy Higgins who was great with Tim Minchin.
Speaker 2: How are you home? That was a brilliant performance at
Speaker 2: the weekend. Missy Higgins and Scar scrubbing grass.
Speaker 9: Next to in n set to use things, Danny youre bone?
Speaker 2: What is happening to gold? I mean DMAs half an
Speaker 2: hour ago, Missy Higgins. It's all happening today, all right.
Speaker 2: The line should be a scrubbing brush next to a
Speaker 2: note that said use these down your bones, scrubbing grass next.
Speaker 9: To inn The said to use things Danny are bone?
Speaker 2: Or is he a scrubbing bush next to a note
Speaker 2: that said use those down to your bums?
Speaker 9: Scrubbing grass next to inn the said to use things
Speaker 9: Danny are bone?
Speaker 2: Almost there, scrubbing brass.
Speaker 9: Next to inn the said to use things DWNI ure bone?
Speaker 2: Living in prisoner of Society? This song, Yeah, the pastor
Speaker 2: is in your head? Or is it the pasties in
Speaker 2: your hands? Very different song isn't it prisoner of society?
Speaker 2: The pastis in your hands. Yes, I'm sorry, it's their
Speaker 2: living in. That's a very good one from Elijah two
Speaker 2: for two for their deal. Finally, Dino leaves us with
Speaker 2: this one, Christian, I think I've forgot one for you
Speaker 2: all by myself by Eric Carmen. What a song? Or
Speaker 2: is it Obama's Elf? Obama's Elf? Oh, come on into
Speaker 2: the Hall of fame. Wow wit, What a simple one
Speaker 2: from Dino Obama's Elf. Of course it was there all along.
Speaker 2: He actually began his email was I think I've got
Speaker 2: one of the best missheard lyrics ever he does. He
Speaker 2: does Obama's Elf. Brillian, brilliant, brilliant ones. Very good. Thank
Speaker 2: you very much to everyone who makes his feature work
Speaker 2: every Monday. If you've got an email for next Monday's
Speaker 2: misshard lyrics, you know the email address, contact me directly
Speaker 2: with yours, Christian at gold one O four three dot
Speaker 2: com dot au. Dino take about once more Obama's Elf.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: On Friday Show. Then I was horrified I found out
Speaker 2: that Jack's mother in law, whilst he's in isolation, was
Speaker 2: kindly sending all voice notes, trying to teach him Spanish.
Speaker 3: Oh, she's sending me whole emails that she's crafted spoke
Speaker 3: for me. That's Spanish for me to translate and get
Speaker 3: better at my wife's family's native language. But every time
Speaker 3: I see it coming, it feels like homework to me,
Speaker 3: and I just put it in a folder to do later,
Speaker 3: and I never get around to it, which and made
Speaker 3: all the worse by so Bianca's sister and her partner
Speaker 3: are doing them every night and even bringing her mum
Speaker 3: and going, hey, this is we've learned? Are we saying
Speaker 3: this right? Is it being pronounced correctly? And I haven't
Speaker 3: done any of my lessons.
Speaker 2: I mean, you don't even want to part in some
Speaker 2: Netflix show because you'd have to put in an extra
Speaker 2: bit of one calorie of work in preparation for it.
Speaker 2: I mean, what app is the poor mama got. She's
Speaker 2: never going to get you speak in a native tongue.
Speaker 2: So what we need is so we're trying to help
Speaker 2: Jack account and stick approach. We all need its humans.
Speaker 2: He needs some encouragement, So we want this week for
Speaker 2: him to start going through these emails and learning Spanish,
Speaker 2: so to help us out we need someone who speaks Spanish.
Speaker 2: Multicultural city like this, I'm sure we can find somebody.
Speaker 2: So if you speak Spanish, give us a call. We
Speaker 2: need to help for something. On tomorrow's show with Jack
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, all right, today's that were
Speaker 2: time wasster as we go, highbrow, highbrow Monday Shakespeare songs.
Speaker 2: Who knows if there's the right day of the week
Speaker 2: to try and stretch us all into the works of
Speaker 2: the great man, one of the greatest English whenever the
Speaker 2: bard William Shakespeare. Gotta be honest. People just presume because
Speaker 2: you're English you're very intelligent. I'm not, as you probably
Speaker 2: really lost on the show. All right, it's just the
Speaker 2: accent just lends it to that illusion. I'm not. I've
Speaker 2: had a Google. Don't get up to speed with the
Speaker 2: works of the great man. Billy boy, all right, Shakespeare songs,
Speaker 2: good luck, Oh fellow, is it me? You're looking for gold?
Speaker 2: Ham Let? It be ham Let, it be silver, Man,
Speaker 2: Ophelia like a woman, Man, Aphelia like a woman. Gold,
Speaker 2: don't Midsummer Night dream it's over bronze. Ah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: thought that was at least a silver coming away there
Speaker 2: soon and last one Puck.
Speaker 1: You excuse me.
Speaker 2: Puck was the name of the fall in one of
Speaker 2: his great plays. Puck you.
Speaker 3: I'll have to just take your word for that.
Speaker 2: Peace dirty the air wars that Puck you e U
Speaker 2: c K. All right, Jackie boy, what have you got?
Speaker 2: Shakespeare's songs Stop Hamlet time, Oh, very good? Gold plus,
Speaker 2: very good.
Speaker 3: They'll maketh my dreams come true. That maketh my dreams
Speaker 3: come true? Yes, hold of those gold, triple plus A
Speaker 3: Midsummer of sixty nine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very good, Bronze.
Speaker 3: We all live in Othello submarine.
Speaker 2: For that very good.
Speaker 3: I'll retire the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcasts.
Speaker 2: Shakespeare's Songs is today? Is that word? Time waste? This
Speaker 2: is coming up for ten to nine? The wheels are
Speaker 2: coming off the show. What are you doing? I've been
Speaker 2: talking about twenty seconds. Come are you chatting too?
Speaker 3: I was away from the microphone.
Speaker 2: Still good, it's sill good, all right. Shakespeare's songs. You're
Speaker 2: ready to march? Jake?
Speaker 3: Now I don't know? Am I?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You are? Return of the Macbeth Silver solid start from
Speaker 2: Simon and box Hill North rck the voice youorick the
Speaker 2: voice I'll have to.
Speaker 3: Take his word that Urick is a character of Shakespeare.
Speaker 2: Silvil plus Yorick is yeah, Andrew very good, You're simply
Speaker 2: tim pest as in Tempests. Silver very good, Julie Moravim
Speaker 2: much of you About Nothing compares to you Gold Much
Speaker 2: Ado About Nothing was a movie they made quite a
Speaker 2: few years ago about Shakespeare, which is a great movie. Actually,
Speaker 2: HAMI let the dogs out, Gold, we will rock Thou.
Speaker 2: Silver chucked in the word thou, But I like it.
Speaker 2: Michael Blue sway true Gold. Am I ever going to
Speaker 2: see Macbeth again?
Speaker 3: Silver plus, Barred on the Run.
Speaker 2: That's very good, Cherny boy Colfer, that's smart. Barred on
Speaker 2: the Run, Twelfth Night in Bangkok, Silver Markey boy in
Speaker 2: Park Dell. This is a great one. Moves like dagger
Speaker 2: I see before me. Gold, that's very very good. Is
Speaker 2: that from Mick Macbeth the Knife instead of mac the Knife?
Speaker 2: In fact, Bronze not so about this one, Mike Inchelong,
Speaker 2: fat bottom Macbeth. Bronze who says this show can't do
Speaker 2: highbrow boom boom Shakespeare of the Room last both Runner
Speaker 2: hybrow and hibrow, because you don't get an more highbrown
Speaker 2: that song. I'm sure we can all agree. Don't let
Speaker 2: the sonic go down on me. Silver pass breaking, Dansel
Speaker 2: very good Sonnic Tonight we're going to party like it's
Speaker 2: fifteen ninety nine. I love that so much because you've
Speaker 2: had to google that. Evan and Glenroy very very good.
Speaker 2: Who gets the best one tonight?
Speaker 9: With?
Speaker 3: Oh, there's so many good ones. I think Boom boom
Speaker 3: Shakespeare the Room.
Speaker 1: All right, you're the winner, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Sometimes we'll get a text sent into this studio in box,
Speaker 2: I said in front of that isn't really meant for us.
Speaker 2: This one that someone sent that isn't meant for me.
Speaker 2: It's someone who's just got a gold on the network
Speaker 2: time waster, rightly, very proud, telling their mate get out
Speaker 2: of this jack. I love this. Carli has sent this
Speaker 2: to me, but it's obviously meant to go to a friend.
Speaker 2: Did you just hear the Shakespeare songs just then? On
Speaker 2: G one O four? I love the G one O four.
Speaker 2: That's us.
Speaker 3: That's very hippo.
Speaker 2: G flip g one O four, Let's get with the
Speaker 2: g Mine was ham Let the dogs out got another gold?
Speaker 2: Three exclamation wise, I love that you're proud of that, Carli,
Speaker 2: hold on one, tell a your friends what's having here
Speaker 2: on g all right. Turn of today's show has to
Speaker 2: be Obama's Elf, one of the best to be continued
Speaker 2: on tomorrow's show. If you want to tell us about
Speaker 2: what's on hold for you still in lockdown, you can
Speaker 2: email me Christian at gold one O four three dot
Speaker 2: com dot au. Tom on the show. We got five
Speaker 2: to but Tuesday. The big thing also need some help
Speaker 2: is we are looking for someone who speaks span Spanish.
Speaker 2: Please We're looking for a Spanish speaker to help Jack
Speaker 2: out with his family. Spanish Homework's a very important thing.
Speaker 2: If you speak spanishly know someone, Please get them to
Speaker 2: contact the show. Email me Christian at gold one A
Speaker 2: four three dot com dot au. Thanks for listening. Have
Speaker 2: a great day, Christian.
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