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Speaker 1: The Will and Moody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Will hope you having a great drive home?

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Speaker 3: It's the podcast. I'm like a wind up joy to

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Speaker 3: do it. Sometimes I just see red. I just see red.

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Speaker 1: That sucks. I'm sorry about that.

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Speaker 3: And they're going to keep that on record because they

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Speaker 3: hate me.

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Speaker 1: That's cool.

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Speaker 3: Hey, welcome to the last podcast of the year.

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Speaker 2: Wow, well done every one. You made it. We made it.

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Speaker 1: And what's a year it's been? Well? Yeah, favorite part

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Speaker 1: of the year politically.

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Speaker 4: Politically what's my favorite part of the year. Really good

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Speaker 4: question and one that I answer at the end.

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Speaker 1: Of the pod. Are you going to ponder I podcast? Okay?

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Speaker 4: Politically favorite thing that happened. Oh, the hacker in the

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Speaker 4: New Zealand. Nice question time? I think that was you

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Speaker 4: were close, you were so.

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Speaker 1: Questions. It was good. Isn't the cool question time? It

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Speaker 1: was amazing. That was really movement.

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Speaker 2: No, the bit was amazing.

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Speaker 3: I just like the only thing what he knows about

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Speaker 3: politics question time. So he just he saw he saw

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Speaker 3: what looked like a legislature, and he couldn't he didn't

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Speaker 3: question time.

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Speaker 1: I should watch it. When I was unemployed I love questions.

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Speaker 2: All right, guys, well question the lawmaking, no, just the

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Speaker 2: questions in it.

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Speaker 1: Mark the Man Daniel is in his fresh pick to

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Speaker 1: the heady.

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Speaker 2: Before we get to Mark the Man. We probably didn't

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Speaker 2: tell them what's going on.

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Speaker 3: You're getting straight into question time, mate. I like it,

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Speaker 3: We need it first. This is what we're going to do.

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Speaker 3: And this is no indication of, you know, any sense

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Speaker 3: of burnout or fatigue from us. What we've got is

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Speaker 3: we've got each of the producers to come in here

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Speaker 3: and and we effectively run a slave trade these days.

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Speaker 3: There's going to be twenty five of them circling through

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Speaker 3: over the course of the next hour, and they're each

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Speaker 3: gonna name there a bit from this year that they

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Speaker 3: would like to hear again.

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Speaker 4: Brilliant and Mark the Man Daniel is the first Mark

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Speaker 4: Daniel after.

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Speaker 1: For time in the studio.

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Speaker 3: I would say, yeah, big moment for someone who has

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Speaker 3: so much to do with the fact that the show

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Speaker 3: actually works. It's quite remarkable that we've we've buried you.

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Speaker 2: He's always you have every reason to hate us, but

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Speaker 2: we love you. So well done. Great to have you

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Speaker 2: explain what he does well, you.

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Speaker 3: Know, actually he's just he's just a mystery man in

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Speaker 3: the background, and you don't know. He's got his own area.

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Speaker 3: No one's allowed in there except for poop Pants when

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Speaker 3: he can get off the johnt, which has been to

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Speaker 3: give him in the last few days.

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Speaker 1: Blueberries is very dangerous, PERI.

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Speaker 4: Given your morning, maybe you get some more firmer foods

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Speaker 4: or something biscuit or veggie.

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Speaker 1: Might stay away from the fibers.

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Speaker 3: Mate, anyway, mark in here, So Marky is the engine

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Speaker 3: room of the show.

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Speaker 1: It is great to have you in here, mate, Thank you.

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Speaker 2: So what I've.

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Speaker 5: Chosen a bit. I don't know if it's the best moment.

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Speaker 1: Of the year, but hear it again.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, it's a good display of you two showing

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Speaker 5: a lot of humility and turning a mistake into some content.

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Speaker 1: Really interesting, really really owning the mistakes. Okay, great, I'm

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Speaker 1: looking hearing this. Do we listen to all of these?

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Speaker 2: But that's nice.

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Speaker 3: Listen read you can win one hundred ducks to spend

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Speaker 3: it red Roost one hundred bucks even you can because it's.

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Speaker 1: Hundred ducks. One hundred ducks. A surprised. That's a great question.

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Speaker 1: Are you taking the backs of the ducks?

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Speaker 2: I take the ducks every day in the week.

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Speaker 3: I don't think it's like on sell them for more

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Speaker 1: How much you're buying a duck for, you.

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Speaker 3: Got to sell them as well. You got to go online.

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Speaker 3: It's the admine hundred bucks. That's that's liquid.

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Speaker 3: We then took calls for Oh, you've got him, look

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Speaker 1: Hundred duck ducks. Interesting, Why Jenny, you can make more money?

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Speaker 4: I mean it's simple economics, isn't that The breeder did

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Speaker 1: And if you do sixty forty with three thousand dollars,

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Speaker 1: But I can't have it in my house. Well, where

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Speaker 2: He has farm. Will you take the Mark?

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Speaker 1: Will you take the duck?

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Speaker 3: Nothing, it's our audio producers June out. You know we're

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Speaker 1: Which I've never heard. That remains though, do you want

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Speaker 2: You'll take it. That says what you're actually here for.

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Speaker 10: All of this.

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Speaker 1: Are you in I can hear that. Are you obviously? Obviously?

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Speaker 11: Did you eat a duck egg?

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Speaker 1: Would I eat a duck here?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there'd be a lot of waist there. I'm not

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Speaker 1: sure I've ever eaten a duck egg. I think I've

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Speaker 1: chicken egg. It's richer, I'm down. Maybe we didn't take

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Speaker 1: so we're called Death Ranch ducks.

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Speaker 8: We're getting out, we're getting out of that. We're trying,

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Speaker 8: really trying to shake that as really trying to shake that.

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Speaker 8: Nothing's die in a while. It was a bad start.

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Speaker 8: It was a rocky start your house. It sounds like

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Speaker 1: Shake that.

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Speaker 2: He's just band.

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Speaker 2: Great to have you.

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Speaker 3: Thank you for a great year, great bit of audio.

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Speaker 3: Get out of here, get back in there, make sure

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Speaker 3: The Life ran the Fertile round kV nice.

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Speaker 1: What was your favorite moment of the year.

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Speaker 12: My favorite moment, I don't know if it's my favorite.

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Speaker 12: I just say that it's really stuck with.

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Speaker 1: Me unfortunately unfortunately.

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Speaker 12: Yes, So I'll take you back to Taylor Swift. She

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Speaker 12: Woody you were really pro hickey out and proud.

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Speaker 4: I was surprised that people were shameful around hickeys because

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Speaker 12: That's right, and you. You proved those haters wrong.

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Speaker 2: I don't have to do it.

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Speaker 11: Rap it can't it can't.

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Speaker 5: Why you're a rat?

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Speaker 1: Get in there, Get in there now. You gotta suck hard.

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Speaker 1: You gotta suck hard. You gotta suck you do because

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Speaker 1: if you don't leave a mark, you have to go again.

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Speaker 2: That's true.

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Speaker 1: I'm getting there.

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Speaker 1: Got a bit of a biting action. He was gentle

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Speaker 1: And when he was like, I'm in Anita Hickey and.

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Speaker 3: I said I'm not going to do it that poop pants,

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Speaker 1: We both knew how much he would hate it, so

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Speaker 1: How long did he have the Hickey for ages? And

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like it got really big and there

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Speaker 4: was a I went to something with a Hickey and

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Speaker 4: that was a really not a good thing to go to.

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Speaker 3: It was really both for you because he had Hernia's

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Speaker 3: Hernia Tom.

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Speaker 12: Tom Gleason was in the next day.

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Speaker 3: trying to tickle her, and I think that you.

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Speaker 4: Know, yeah, I was against that, very against that now, No, yeah, absolutely,

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Speaker 4: I was knowing what we know now.

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Speaker 2: Context totally out of context.

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Speaker 3: Okay, thanks for coming in, well done, some spicy actually

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Speaker 1: You you myself and you analyse and bongo.

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Speaker 12: Yes right, nice good fun.

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Speaker 1: Okay you guys actually feature that's that's nice. Trading off

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Speaker 1: Oh we're always here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, come back.

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Speaker 1: You haven't lost that.

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Speaker 3: See I've had I've had a So they keep saying

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Speaker 2: Welcome back, give them the time in the weather.

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Speaker 4: All right, five to three twenty seven and then cloudy

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Speaker 4: That might have hit somewhere wherever you listened to here. Anyway, Tommy,

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Speaker 1: Mine's a bit.

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Speaker 2: Different to everyone else's. That's unlike you.

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Speaker 1: Since that we go, Tommy, he likes to zigg.

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Speaker 8: Yes?

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Speaker 16: To be honest, it's just convenience. They're not needy. They

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Speaker 16: Said that is how I seed in my head too.

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Speaker 16: I went saying, in the last four years, I've been

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Speaker 16: I'm not even on dating app. It's just Facebook.

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Speaker 16: One hundred percent? These men these days, they have no shame. Wow,

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Speaker 16: I can't talk.

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Speaker 1: I know, I know, but loyalties and nobody but myself, Diane.

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Speaker 3: And you've got children, he said, yes, okay, is there

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Speaker 16: The party is pretty cooked. And like I just thought,

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Speaker 16: Then it keeps me single. All the men that I've

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Speaker 1: Do you consider yourself a bad person, Diane? I consider

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Speaker 16: Pretty disgusting because I know what it's like to be

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Speaker 16: Like I have no glut to these men. I would

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Speaker 2: Way, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: Do you think? Do you think I could set up

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Speaker 4: It sounds like she's so far down the end of

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Speaker 4: I think all men are bad because I'm literally seeing

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Speaker 4: all of you cheat on your wives, right, and her

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sting operations.

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Speaker 4: I mean, like, she's clearly I've been emotionally really badly

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Speaker 1: I don't buy that.

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Speaker 3: I think I think that, like like I think she's

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Speaker 1: You know, he's like, this is why it doesn't make

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Speaker 2: And you get caught up in that.

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Speaker 3: Then you zoom out and you're like, hey, you still

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Speaker 4: But like sting operation instead of a situation where somehow

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Speaker 2: Go, Well, you can find her.

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Speaker 3: She's on Facebook. Bag she's not home records are us?

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Speaker 1: She's on face?

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Speaker 2: Find her on Facebook, bade. She's nearly part of a group,

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Speaker 2: we have better just fight a judge, don't just find

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but you but do you think do you think

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Speaker 4: I'm a married man and I.

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Speaker 3: Have she's saying she doesn't try. She's saying she gets

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Speaker 2: Being like, Wow, you're landed in the web. What can

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Speaker 2: I do? I must have sex with you?

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Speaker 1: And she does.

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Speaker 2: I think she does.

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Speaker 1: And she said I enjoy it. I enjoyed the pleasure

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Speaker 1: anyway someone else wants to.

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Speaker 2: That's what she said. We're back, We're back at you.

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Speaker 18: You know, she enjoys the pleasure, summarizing I don't think

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Speaker 9: The pleasure was she did? She said, she what the

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Speaker 2: Bongo, here we are.

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Speaker 1: I think it's really transitioned. It's coincidental. I quite like Bongo.

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Speaker 3: What I do like is the fact that we've said

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Speaker 3: it's not your birth name. By the way, you weren't born.

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Speaker 1: It's not my birth name. Mentioned was questions from my parents.

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Speaker 2: She wasn't born live Bongo kid, No, no, she you

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Speaker 2: you it is not.

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Speaker 1: I do like the fact that people have to kind

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Speaker 1: of like figure out.

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Speaker 3: Didn't there's a Reddit thread somewhere, Willa would he read

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Speaker 1: Which is just what do you think Bongo's real name is?

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Speaker 1: Who is just popping off? Everyone's trying to crack it

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Speaker 16: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I love that.

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Speaker 2: It's going to be on a podcast in ten years time.

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Speaker 2: It's going to be with Dax Shepard the chair Expert.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, guys, is real name? The whole time is that

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Speaker 1: we got Bongo?

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Speaker 2: I think so.

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Speaker 3: And it's something there sufficient mystery there because Bongo could

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Speaker 3: be an analogy to something.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, sure, so many opportunities.

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Speaker 10: So my favorite bit from the year was when so

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Speaker 1: Four years Yeah, didn't his girlfriend four years?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: It was, and it was stressful time, stressful.

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Speaker 2: Time for me.

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Speaker 10: I couldn't mention the pain.

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Speaker 1: Did you talk about the plumber coming in on air?

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Speaker 4: No, so we'll creep the plumber strokes. I think this

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Speaker 4: fart finished, I heard the force.

452
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:27,960
Speaker 2: Of time finished.

453
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,280
Speaker 1: No, it's not a symphony, mate, that's the things that

454
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,680
Speaker 1: you're holding in so much that it is a symphony

455
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,359
Speaker 1: when you can finally go. But I was in the

456
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,120
Speaker 1: back quarter of the art. I started thinking to myself.

457
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:38,000
Speaker 11: It come.

458
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:40,119
Speaker 1: No.

459
00:20:40,359 --> 00:20:42,800
Speaker 4: But as the far finished, I heard the forces turn

460
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,240
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh my god, she's going to

461
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:45,639
Speaker 4: be here in t minus ten seconds.

462
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,919
Speaker 1: So I'm trying to do you do anything you can.

463
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,119
Speaker 1: You're whipping the door. You're you're whipping your hands and

464
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:54,080
Speaker 1: then whipping the door. You're whipping yourself.

465
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,359
Speaker 2: What you're talking about.

466
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:56,240
Speaker 1: What.

467
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:06,000
Speaker 3: You're doing the windmill, You're whipping the door, You're whipping

468
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:06,360
Speaker 3: the van.

469
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:08,560
Speaker 1: You're trying to accelerate browning emotions.

470
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:10,560
Speaker 2: Reason I just ever re I just have you in

471
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:11,600
Speaker 2: like an Indiana.

472
00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:19,200
Speaker 4: Believen that wouldn't have helt because the smell was sticking around.

473
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:22,600
Speaker 4: So she comes out of the bathroom and she goes, oh, oh,

474
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:25,920
Speaker 4: what's that smell anyway? Quick thinking I was like, yep,

475
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,680
Speaker 4: I can smell it too, and it's not the first

476
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:29,960
Speaker 4: time it's happened. I think there's a I think there's

477
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,960
Speaker 4: a leak in the pipes or saying so, I think

478
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,280
Speaker 4: there might be like a bit of a fluids leak

479
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,200
Speaker 4: or something in the pipes, and it's really really bad.

480
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,320
Speaker 1: And she was like, well, we've got to call a

481
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:39,240
Speaker 1: plumber about that, and I was like, yeah, we do.

482
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:42,320
Speaker 16: Call that on that guy.

483
00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:45,880
Speaker 1: Knowing I'm just I call a plumber. And I was like, hey, mate,

484
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,040
Speaker 1: can you come over here. I think of pipe's leaking.

485
00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:49,199
Speaker 1: I paid two hundred and.

486
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:52,639
Speaker 4: Fifty bucks to come out and effectively confirm that there

487
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:55,399
Speaker 4: is no pipe lake and the smell is a complete mystery.

488
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,640
Speaker 3: Ever, didn't moment with him where he's in the bathroom

489
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:02,359
Speaker 3: and you know, and you're like, mate, between you, no, no, no,

490
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:03,080
Speaker 3: I never told him.

491
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:06,000
Speaker 2: Oh you never told you. So he did a full

492
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:07,719
Speaker 2: she was still in there. He had a full inspection.

493
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:09,720
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yah, yeah, he had to do a full job.

494
00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:27,000
Speaker 1: Paid for that full job. Yeah, yeah, I've done. It's

495
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,200
Speaker 1: not my most expensive part.

496
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:34,800
Speaker 4: Fun because I was holding fun so bad that I

497
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:36,920
Speaker 4: got a stomach cramp and I thought I had appendicitis.

498
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,199
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I went to the urgency and paid three

499
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:41,280
Speaker 4: undred and thirty dollars and a doctor massage to fart.

500
00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:41,480
Speaker 2: Out of me.

501
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,359
Speaker 1: Even thank you, Bongo.

502
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:50,480
Speaker 11: There rough times.

503
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:52,520
Speaker 2: Times you had a part message.

504
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,680
Speaker 1: You had a part message now QUI professional?

505
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,200
Speaker 10: Oh look, I don't know if we shouldn't get into

506
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,920
Speaker 10: the Yeah, the situation.

507
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:08,200
Speaker 4: It's lovely, really, yes, just trapped gas, really impressed gases.

508
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:21,520
Speaker 10: And I was like, Jesus, what they're like, Sorry, sorry,

509
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:24,800
Speaker 10: sorry anyway, Yes, So off the back of that, we

510
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:27,000
Speaker 10: had someone calling, so I think she called him with

511
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:30,280
Speaker 10: Her name was Christie, and she said that her way

512
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:34,000
Speaker 10: to silence her fart was to put her finger.

513
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,840
Speaker 7: When my boyfriend and I were first together and I

514
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:41,879
Speaker 7: needed to do a fart and I didn't want to

515
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:45,040
Speaker 7: tell him, I would just sneak into the bathroom and

516
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:45,720
Speaker 7: then just.

517
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,160
Speaker 6: Kind of put my finger like on my bum hole

518
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:49,960
Speaker 6: and it would just kind of like.

519
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:52,720
Speaker 8: Instead of like make a.

520
00:23:56,080 --> 00:24:00,480
Speaker 10: Still gets me, it's just really gives you the I

521
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,520
Speaker 10: feel like it's something you can't think about without thinking

522
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:04,240
Speaker 10: of the visual, which is quite unfortunate.

523
00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:09,360
Speaker 3: You always know what it would feel like totally you're there,

524
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,400
Speaker 3: because quite amazing.

525
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:14,280
Speaker 1: It would be. And you called that the fart valve,

526
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:16,000
Speaker 1: didn't you? The fart valve?

527
00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 6: Yes?

528
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:22,399
Speaker 10: And then we called her back and it went to voicemail.

529
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,840
Speaker 3: Because you're because you thought you think it's a bit

530
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:36,720
Speaker 3: over the top. I have other methods of silencing.

531
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:40,680
Speaker 7: Let me a message and I'll call you back.

532
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:45,840
Speaker 1: Hello, this is Will and Woody. Why are you using

533
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:49,560
Speaker 1: a fake name? Well, okay, I'm putting together. Be proud

534
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:50,240
Speaker 1: of this, Sarah.

535
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:52,719
Speaker 4: But anyway, Sarah, give us a call back if you can,

536
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:54,879
Speaker 4: because I'd love to hear more about how you think

537
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:55,639
Speaker 4: a valve yourself.

538
00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:01,120
Speaker 1: That definitely came out right. Sorry, Sarah.

539
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,600
Speaker 4: I meant how you silence your farts is probably a

540
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:13,160
Speaker 4: better way to say it. Far, I had no idea

541
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:13,879
Speaker 4: what would sound like that.

542
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:15,200
Speaker 1: How do we delete that?

543
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:22,639
Speaker 4: Someone has to steal her phone, that's surely we can

544
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:25,959
Speaker 4: delete that, maybe in undated with a voice power. I'm

545
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,720
Speaker 4: gonna call it all night and then think you got

546
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:28,880
Speaker 4: a virus and delete her phone.

547
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:34,560
Speaker 1: Yes, well, yeah, I apologize, I apologize, I apologize. Yeah,

548
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,159
Speaker 1: you gotta apologize. Absolutely, call it.

549
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 16: Let me message and I'll call you back.

550
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:45,680
Speaker 4: Hey, Sarah, are you going? I just left you a

551
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:50,080
Speaker 4: voice power before. It's of utmost importance. Just don't listen

552
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,840
Speaker 4: to that. Just delete that immediately if that is okay,

553
00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:55,520
Speaker 4: And I hope that doesn't rouse your curiosity because it's

554
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,720
Speaker 4: absolutely no reason for it to do such a thing.

555
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:04,399
Speaker 1: It's also will, by the way, not perfect.

556
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 2: Also, that was awesome. Thank you for taking me back there.

557
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 1: Welcome.

558
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 3: It's a genuine it's the genuine fear in Woody's voice

559
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 3: that really gets me.

560
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:25,440
Speaker 4: Damn.

561
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 1: The way you thought that you could delete the voicemail

562
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:29,960
Speaker 1: from for.

563
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:33,920
Speaker 2: It was brilliant.

564
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:35,879
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Bongo.

565
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:36,680
Speaker 2: Great to see you.

566
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 1: Thanks very great, Yeah, thank you.

567
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:43,040
Speaker 3: Later we got more ads and then more gold Wow

568
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:44,800
Speaker 3: you continue, Who's who?

569
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:50,680
Speaker 2: We got left next? And then your favorite moment of

570
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:50,959
Speaker 2: the year.

571
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 3: Cool three minutes mate, and then to to get get

572
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,320
Speaker 3: get done what you need to get done at this

573
00:26:56,359 --> 00:26:56,840
Speaker 3: time of the day.

574
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 1: Alrighty are you fresh from the toilets? Welcome back?

575
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 2: It's back. Good on you, mate, I don't hello.

576
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 1: I'm interesting watching you guys respond to those.

577
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 3: Everyone's a bit of a penny.

578
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:29,399
Speaker 1: I think you're on Will's You're on Will's volumes.

579
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:31,199
Speaker 2: Quite loud as hell. Yeah I am.

580
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,440
Speaker 1: You should know that I'm gonna come to me. No thanks,

581
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:38,879
Speaker 1: what is on full tip? He's actually there's no room to.

582
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,160
Speaker 5: Move on his voal can I We were just hearing

583
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,200
Speaker 5: a story about the voice that voicemail and the fart.

584
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 5: I had something happened to me the other day that

585
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 5: I haven't told anyone about.

586
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:49,080
Speaker 1: But it was quite hilarious, brilliant.

587
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:53,440
Speaker 5: This is after work and I just finished seeing you

588
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 5: in the kitchen and I went to the toilet.

589
00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 3: You guys have an appointment in the kitchen. Did sound

590
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 3: like it was an amount an interaction?

591
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:04,880
Speaker 1: Which is it posto kitchen chat?

592
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:08,200
Speaker 3: Anyway, the five o'clock at the kitchen and I was like,

593
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 3: I was putting my what do you do out there?

594
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:12,879
Speaker 11: I was putting my.

595
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 5: Phone back in my pocket from biddling around with it,

596
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:17,679
Speaker 5: and I went into the bathroom that was empty.

597
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:19,639
Speaker 1: And I might have.

598
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 5: Exaggerated movement because I didn't. I knew that there was

599
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 5: no clear This is a be a bit of fun.

600
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, have a bit of fun in there, right, yeah.

601
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:33,880
Speaker 1: Always a great moment, Always a great moment.

602
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 5: Thunderous real and not real, very unlike me.

603
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, and the echo in the bathroom or the

604
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 4: exaggerator yet nice.

605
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 5: I went down to get my phone to play on

606
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 5: that phone, and I see the timer ticking up from

607
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 5: twenty nine to thirty to thirty one to who to

608
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:54,160
Speaker 5: a friend of mine?

609
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 9: Really?

610
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 2: And I did no.

611
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 1: It went to the that's awesome, gotta get it.

612
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 5: We've got to get I've asked him for it, really,

613
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 5: and they closed.

614
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 2: Do you know them?

615
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 5: Not well enough such that that would be a laughable Yeah?

616
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:15,160
Speaker 2: Older, it sounds a bit older.

617
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 5: We play golf together.

618
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 1: That's great. So so sorry, run me through the interaction

619
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 1: you had with and then you You then called them

620
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 1: and said.

621
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 5: So, I said, oh, I think I might have just

622
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 5: pocket doled you, because I hadn't at that point realized

623
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 5: whether or not they'd picked up or it had gone

624
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 5: to voice.

625
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:36,120
Speaker 13: Yeah.

626
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, of course, hard to know, because then after

627
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 2: the fart you would have gone.

628
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 1: Hello, anybody, is anybody there?

629
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 2: Which is now on the voice mouth, so they have

630
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 2: a huge fart and then you are you there? Jack?

631
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 1: Did anyone survive.

632
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 2: About anybody anybody else?

633
00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 5: As so I asked whether or not I pocketed him

634
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 5: or did I just leave a voicemail? He confirmed that

635
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 5: it was voicemail awesome and.

636
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 1: Didn't comment on said the voicemail, No, he may not

637
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 1: interest we need that.

638
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 16: I forget that.

639
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 2: Thank you for that.

640
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 5: More than what am I talking about, I'm talking about

641
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 5: a moment that tickled me.

642
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 1: Quite a lot.

643
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:27,400
Speaker 5: It was a bit that we did for a while

644
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 5: on this show, and actually we were talking about earlier today.

645
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 5: It started off as.

646
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 1: Cold Day for cold Play?

647
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:35,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, what a bit?

648
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 1: What a bit?

649
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:37,400
Speaker 9: Now?

650
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:37,800
Speaker 14: What was that?

651
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 1: Effectively?

652
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 2: We had?

653
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 1: We had one of the best.

654
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 2: Again you know what it is, qut me through again,

655
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 2: that's just what you were thinking.

656
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:52,600
Speaker 1: To really pull the curtain.

657
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 4: And we had six weeks to give away a row

658
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 4: of tickets to cold Play every single day, which is

659
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 4: obviously amazing opportunity when it was going to bring a

660
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 4: lot of people. What a bit, But also, Jesus Christ,

661
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 4: we've got this every day. Let's let's try and keep

662
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 4: it fresh, keep it fun. So we just started tossing

663
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,480
Speaker 4: around stupid game ideas to effectively give tickets and I

664
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 4: thought a cracker was is it a cold day for

665
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 4: cold Play? Where you call someone name a location in

666
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 4: the world, and then that if they and then you

667
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 4: ask them, do you think it's a cold day in

668
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 4: Vancouver right now?

669
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 1: And cold day? I think we described as anything under

670
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 1: fifteen degrees? Well, this was wasn't This was part of

671
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 1: this is the issue? Yeah, yeah, no, this is part

672
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 1: of the issue.

673
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 5: And I think we did it once that it might

674
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 5: have been a.

675
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,040
Speaker 1: Bit crap stinker, absolute stinker.

676
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 10: Cool.

677
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 5: So then we moved on to something else and I

678
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 5: can't remember what the next step was, but but it

679
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:45,200
Speaker 5: divulged into a into a series of impressions.

680
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:49,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that you he would make let's not let's

681
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 1: not reveal the guy.

682
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 4: Well, Chris Martin amazingly appeared every time we did one

683
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 4: of these giveaways.

684
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 5: And we did this, you said six weeks.

685
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 1: We probably did. We did the Christmas thing for five weeks.

686
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 1: Just a joke, one will, you said, You said to me,

687
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 1: we're about to give my the ticks. We didn't have

688
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,720
Speaker 1: an idea because a cold day for Coldplay was such

689
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 1: a stinker and.

690
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 2: I was able to go again there by the way,

691
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 2: I think you said there was something in it.

692
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 4: You made a joke and you were like, oh, I

693
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 4: think Chris Martin's actually going to be here to give

694
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 4: the person the tickets as well.

695
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,360
Speaker 1: It's just off the half. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

696
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 1: And then we did it. But we did it once

697
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 1: and the person they bought it and I think started

698
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 1: crying and we were like, well that's the bit for

699
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 1: six weeks.

700
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, to give you the tickets. Today, we've actually got

701
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 3: Chris Martin here in the studio.

702
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 1: You're a huge phantom my band. I thought you'd know

703
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 1: my name huge. Stopped saying them. You went and saw me,

704
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 1: You went and saw me in two thousand.

705
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 16: I came and saw you in two thousand and sixteen.

706
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 1: How was I How was my performance?

707
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 16: It was absolutely fantastic.

708
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 19: Guess what, Nancy, you can tell your family you've got

709
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 19: a whole roll tickets to see me again.

710
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 1: What's my name, Nancy, what's my name?

711
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 2: Your blood.

712
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:00,200
Speaker 10: Go?

713
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:04,120
Speaker 1: It's Chris Martin, dere oh shit, I Chris Marden.

714
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 19: Outstanding me And guess what, You've got a whole roll

715
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:09,960
Speaker 19: of tickets to go and see me lately this year.

716
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 7: Oh my god, oh my god. You guys have gotten

717
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 7: me through it anymore, in a good time and sad times.

718
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 7: It just means the world that you guys make music the.

719
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 19: Way you do Lisa, it's Chris Martin here. What's your

720
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 19: favorite song that I performed with my band Coldplay.

721
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 16: Like every Time, but yellow and also green Eyes.

722
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 19: You know what I love most when people sing me

723
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 19: back my own songs. You wouldn't sing it for me,

724
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 19: would you?

725
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 10: Oh?

726
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 16: God, No, I don't have this voice like you.

727
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:49,320
Speaker 1: No one does. And it was a yellow. Maybe you

728
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 1: can show a last outsne.

729
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 2: On the line come on mate, not come on mate?

730
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 1: Maybe chut me on speaker and a listen to this

731
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 1: and be here. We might want to sit down para.

732
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 3: Para parai, barough, barough para dice.

733
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 9: Oh unreal.

734
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 1: The bit the stage with me is do we feel

735
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 1: any guilt there because we never we never told them

736
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 1: that it wasn't Chris Martin.

737
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:25,799
Speaker 5: We did have this conversation, yeah, and you and well

738
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:27,960
Speaker 5: you were like, I think it's it's just easier and

739
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 5: best for everyone that this person continues on with it

740
00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 5: knowing that they talked with him.

741
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 3: You know, it's like you know exactly, you know, It's

742
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 3: like you know, it's like when you cheat on your wife. Right,

743
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,319
Speaker 3: it's just better they don't know, you know, it's good

744
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:44,319
Speaker 3: for them, you know, boys a right the solidarity, makest

745
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 3: the lads.

746
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:46,759
Speaker 2: We are close ranks, close ranks here. We are just

747
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,400
Speaker 2: the boys in here, right, just the boys.

748
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 1: In Here's broken five weeks, five weeks, five weeks. You

749
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 1: did a for. It was unbelievable, it was it was great,

750
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 1: It was very good bit.

751
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 3: I think, I think the bit that I don't know

752
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 3: if this ended up going on air, but there was

753
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:10,440
Speaker 3: a moment where like a mum put a child on

754
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 3: the phone and a child bought it. And then that's

755
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 3: when you know neither of you have a conscience. But

756
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 3: I was like, we're starting to help.

757
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 1: I said to the little small girl. I mean the

758
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 1: little small one. Chris said to the little girl.

759
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 2: I said to the little girl, clear that it.

760
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 4: Wasn't me said to the little girl, it's amazing my

761
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,319
Speaker 4: daughter Apple is actually here.

762
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,320
Speaker 1: And then I believe you started talking like Apple.

763
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 2: So well made sure there's no record of thanks you

764
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 2: get out of here. Mate.

765
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 3: Very good, great year, well done, very good. Actually the

766
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:56,760
Speaker 3: throne view, I assume, yes.

767
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:01,239
Speaker 1: Interesting is this? Lucky asked this?

768
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:03,480
Speaker 17: This is the Lucky last produced. We're still going to

769
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:06,359
Speaker 17: get to your favorite bit of the year. Oh, yes,

770
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:09,880
Speaker 17: your favorite call compair that you have, Yes, I have,

771
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:13,360
Speaker 17: and then we'll also hear.

772
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 1: A whole bunch of great calls as well.

773
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,920
Speaker 20: Jesus Chris, it's the two Hours, it's the two Hours special.

774
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 20: You go and get a team Brogan, look out, Joe Broke.

775
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:29,320
Speaker 20: Who is who is Seth's an actor?

776
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 2: Do you think from the O C?

777
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 3: No?

778
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 2: From the O C.

779
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,280
Speaker 3: Who's hot right now? Because he's he plays a priest,

780
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 3: Adam Brody. Here we go And I brought that up

781
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 3: because analytes in the studio, Great Segway.

782
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 1: Brought it back. Why did you bring it up? Why

783
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 1: did you bring him a hot rabbi? Because analyses analyst

784
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 1: into it? All right, that was a really big show. Yes,

785
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:52,360
Speaker 1: min loved it, loved it.

786
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 3: Yeah you watch it, you horney boy. Don't look where

787
00:36:57,080 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 3: all the sex was looked online? Where can I see

788
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 3: P and V in the Hot Rabbi show? Very attractive anyway,

789
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:08,760
Speaker 3: she's beautiful, beautiful.

790
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 15: So I want to bring up my favorite part that wasn't.

791
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think whatever you really try to say it

792
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 3: like a matter of fact, just to try and take

793
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,239
Speaker 3: the take the sick off it you really tried to

794
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:27,360
Speaker 3: David at christ.

795
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 15: Bell it was it was so haven't we think, cast

796
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,880
Speaker 15: our mind back away from that from hot Rabbi, what

797
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 15: about when Gwyneth Paltrow's friend left.

798
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:42,520
Speaker 4: In the sheets.

799
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the story of the mine that the news

800
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 3: story of that was that genuinely was the news story

801
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 3: of the year.

802
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 2: I don't normally and you go, I don't normally.

803
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 3: Subscribe to these pop culture kind of like little tidbitty things.

804
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 2: That was extraordinary.

805
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 4: A friend of Gwenneth stays at her house, leaves a

806
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:02,840
Speaker 4: poo in the bear. Then she's at lunch with George Clooney.

807
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 5: Oprah Oprah, Jerry Simon.

808
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:08,320
Speaker 4: And then and gets a call from the nanny and

809
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,319
Speaker 4: the nanny's like, why is there a poo in the bed?

810
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,799
Speaker 2: And by the way, I can't find your friend.

811
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:17,920
Speaker 1: It's unbelievable, that's right, he fled.

812
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:18,839
Speaker 15: Yeah.

813
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 2: We had a good chat around, like what you would

814
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 2: have done in that situation?

815
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,480
Speaker 15: Yes, Yes, And then so Woody had the idea to

816
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:28,960
Speaker 15: call a laundry mat and see if they would actually,

817
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:32,720
Speaker 15: you know, get how they would help in this situation.

818
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:33,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's what I would.

819
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 4: I think I decided that I would call a dry

820
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,120
Speaker 4: cleaner and just get it done quickly.

821
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 1: Yes, right, and I think this call would suggest that

822
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:50,319
Speaker 1: it's a pretty good plan. Hi, how are you going?

823
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 1: I'm not that great. I've got a little bit of

824
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 1: a situation that I'm in right now. Have you got

825
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,279
Speaker 1: a second to talk? Yep? Okay.

826
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 4: So look, basically, I'm at my girlfriend's house right now.

827
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:04,360
Speaker 4: It's pretty early in the relationship, and she's just in

828
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 4: the bathroom right now, she's in the shower, okay, But

829
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:09,799
Speaker 4: when she went into the bathroom, I saw that as

830
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:17,000
Speaker 4: an opportunity to effectively do a fart. Okay, And basically

831
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:20,440
Speaker 4: I've a little bit more's come and I've got Now there's.

832
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 1: A stain on the bed sheets.

833
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 16: Oh okay, yeah, so I.

834
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 4: Reckon, I've got a minute. Do you have any advice

835
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,360
Speaker 4: as to how I can get that stain out of.

836
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 1: The sheet please?

837
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:32,839
Speaker 13: Oh. The quickest would be to put it straight into

838
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 13: the wash, I would say, because if you try to

839
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 13: use like, let's say, like alcohol, wives and stuff like that,

840
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:40,400
Speaker 13: it may make the scene kind of push further, it

841
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 13: may not fully come out. Okay, Okay, yeah, I think

842
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 13: the quickest would be to chuck it straight into the wash.

843
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 13: Stain removal and everything.

844
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:51,359
Speaker 4: I'm not familiar with her, like laundry situation, I don't

845
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:52,439
Speaker 4: even know what's going to be in there. And again,

846
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:53,400
Speaker 4: I've got like thirty seconds.

847
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:57,320
Speaker 13: And yeah, because if you use water and stuff, stains

848
00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,719
Speaker 13: can actually sit even worse.

849
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:03,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, what would you do in my situation? I

850
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,839
Speaker 4: literally I think I've got thirty seconds before she comes out.

851
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:08,319
Speaker 13: Honestly, Oh, I would.

852
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 7: I would just be honest.

853
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,719
Speaker 13: I know it maybe a little bit embarrassing to be

854
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 13: honest with it, but you know, sometimes stuff does happen,

855
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 13: and I'm sure you understand, Like, yeah, yeah.

856
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 1: Find a question you don't do? Do you do pick ups?

857
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:26,359
Speaker 1: Could you we do do pick up and delivery? Could

858
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:27,840
Speaker 1: you be here? Could you be here like in the

859
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 1: next five or ten minutes? One thing?

860
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,960
Speaker 13: I don't think so, unfortunately, just because our delivery driver's

861
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 13: already out and he's out and about like a bit

862
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:35,879
Speaker 13: further out right.

863
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 1: Now, I'll pay you five hundred dollars.

864
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 13: Let me get the boss.

865
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 7: You mean what, I'll try me very quick, go on again.

866
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:46,840
Speaker 1: It's okay, I probably don't have time for that. I

867
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 1: definitely run the same play.

868
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:54,239
Speaker 4: Hi, Hi, Tony, here you going. Basically, I'm at my

869
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 4: new girlfriend's house. She's just in the shower right now,

870
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,319
Speaker 4: and I took the opportunity to do.

871
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 1: A fart in bed. Yeah, I went to do it

872
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 1: fart because I was holding it all out.

873
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 4: It's a new relationship. Unfortunately, I've followed through a little bit.

874
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:06,759
Speaker 1: Again.

875
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 4: I'm sorry to be crash, but now I've got a

876
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,960
Speaker 4: stain in the bed and I'm just thinking I'm in

877
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,400
Speaker 4: a bit of an emergency right now. Do you have

878
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 4: any advice as to how I can get that stain

879
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 4: out of the bed?

880
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,320
Speaker 2: Like as quick as that's on the mattress, is it?

881
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:16,799
Speaker 19: Well?

882
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, may have gone through to the mattress.

883
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,800
Speaker 21: Yeah, there's probably not much you can do.

884
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 13: What can you do?

885
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:26,880
Speaker 4: I was just saying to the woman I spoke to before, like,

886
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 4: you guys, maybe do pickups, Like maybe I could just

887
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 4: throw the sheet at least out of the window and

888
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 4: I can get like.

889
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:35,319
Speaker 6: A quick turn and the only problem is our drivers out.

890
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 1: What would you do in this situation?

891
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:38,680
Speaker 4: Like there is there's a bit of a smell as well,

892
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,400
Speaker 4: I have any advice on how to deal with that?

893
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 2: Thank God?

894
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,360
Speaker 6: What can I say to you? I don't know what

895
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,360
Speaker 6: to say to you unless you grab a cup of

896
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,279
Speaker 6: coffee and spill it all over it and just say,

897
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:49,520
Speaker 6: oh shit, sorry.

898
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 1: That's actually a great idea.

899
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 4: That's actually a great idea, So Paul, shit, Yeah, And

900
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:57,920
Speaker 4: I'm just on the phone to my dad.

901
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:01,359
Speaker 6: Just grab a cup of coffee then maybe just take

902
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:02,319
Speaker 6: it to the laundry man.

903
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's coming to the room. Hi, honey. How you going?

904
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 1: Hi honey. Yeah, I'm just on the phone. I'm just

905
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,320
Speaker 1: on the phone to my dad. Yeah. Oh sure, he

906
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 1: can speak to dad.

907
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 13: Dad.

908
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 1: Did you want to speak to Gwen?

909
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:14,919
Speaker 13: Hello?

910
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:16,919
Speaker 11: Hello, Hey, Gwen?

911
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 5: Hey, how are you?

912
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:22,840
Speaker 2: This doesn't sound like is that you shun?

913
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:24,919
Speaker 4: Yeah?

914
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 6: Oh are here?

915
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:26,960
Speaker 20: Gwen?

916
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 16: Should how's my son trading you?

917
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,800
Speaker 1: You are an absolute legend.

918
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 4: I think this is the best example of customer service

919
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 4: I have ever seen in my life. Tony, you're talking

920
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 4: to Will and would he make this is a radio show?

921
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 2: You that one?

922
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:53,720
Speaker 1: Mate? I absolutely loved it. You went above and beyond,

923
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 1: my friend.

924
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 16: I'll put my phone in your shoes, mate.

925
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:59,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it sounds like you've worn those shoes before.

926
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 1: By the way. You very to come up with that

927
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 1: coffee example. A legend.

928
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was a legends. So good, so good. That

929
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 2: was great.

930
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:12,360
Speaker 1: I particularly like the part of the end where he

931
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 1: goes did you like that one?

932
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:17,400
Speaker 2: I was like, Tony, it's our bit, mate, did you

933
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:17,920
Speaker 2: like that one?

934
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 1: You're in olving.

935
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 2: It's a little gift from me, was the dry cleaning service?

936
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 2: Thanks a b. That's a great reminder.

937
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 1: Thanks for a great year.

938
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:32,440
Speaker 2: Get out of here, Get out of here.

939
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 1: Okay, it's come to me.

940
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 4: And I made it seem before like I didn't know

941
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 4: what our favorite bit of the year was, will, but

942
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:43,520
Speaker 4: it's come to me like a premonition, great from God.

943
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:45,480
Speaker 1: So we.

944
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:52,399
Speaker 4: Effectively we heard a story that Matthew McConaughey's dad nearly

945
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:53,319
Speaker 4: did die.

946
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 3: That's how his dad died. It's how his dad actually died.

947
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 3: Elvis on the toilet, Matthew Mcconaughe's dad in the bed.

948
00:43:59,239 --> 00:43:59,439
Speaker 2: Yes.

949
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 4: And by the way, little detail that story, we don't

950
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 4: tell me. We don't go into the setup here, don't. Okay,

951
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 4: so little detail that story. Apparently when his dad was

952
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:09,719
Speaker 4: being wheeled out into the ambulance and he's like he's dead,

953
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:12,280
Speaker 4: they wanted to put a sheet over his naked body.

954
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:16,319
Speaker 4: And apparently Matthew McConaughey's mum was like, absolutely not show

955
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 4: it off with pride.

956
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 1: This nude body past the kids into the ambulance. This

957
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:23,440
Speaker 1: is phenomenal.

958
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 4: But anyway, the radio geniuses that we are, well, we

959
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:30,319
Speaker 4: were like, oh, he's an idea for four till six.

960
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to ask you have you nearly died

961
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:34,960
Speaker 1: during the deed now?

962
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:37,359
Speaker 4: But a bit of a throw away, let's be honest,

963
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:38,759
Speaker 4: but like we don't know what we're going to get here,

964
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 4: Like it's probably five point thirty on a Thursday, chuck

965
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 4: it out to the wolves. See what the wolves bring

966
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:47,480
Speaker 4: us back? And my god, I think wolves is a

967
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 4: positive term. Absolutely, And the wolves banded together and they

968
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:52,440
Speaker 4: brought us.

969
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 6: Pierre with this, I've got a very rare medical condition

970
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 6: that is called an augasmic migraine, and it happens about

971
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 6: two times every ten times that I that I'm having

972
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:09,920
Speaker 6: a route and what what am I alive?

973
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 15: Now?

974
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 11: Yeah?

975
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:16,520
Speaker 6: Only there's absolutely no medical explanation for it. But the

976
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 6: moment that you've busted a split second second after that,

977
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 6: you literally feel it is the most intense paying that

978
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:29,720
Speaker 6: goes through your head that last for about a seven

979
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 6: eight nineteen seconds, but it is really really really don't laugh, mate,

980
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 6: this is this is really issue.

981
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:40,880
Speaker 1: So and it's two out of ten. This happens.

982
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 6: It doesn't happen all the time, thank God for that,

983
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 6: but it happens, especially if you if you're going out,

984
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,879
Speaker 6: you know you're you're the chicken the red.

985
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,239
Speaker 1: Did you say the chickens are red?

986
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 2: I still don't know what that means, when the chickens

987
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:02,399
Speaker 2: are red?

988
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 3: It is. It was one of the great lines. And

989
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 3: I feel like he it's funny that he started laughing

990
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:08,799
Speaker 3: at that point.

991
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 4: Well, so okay, So in my mind was like, okay,

992
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 4: he's he's given up the ghost a bit there, and

993
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:14,240
Speaker 4: maybe he's joking.

994
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:15,760
Speaker 1: Maybe this actually doesn't exist.

995
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:18,880
Speaker 4: So we wanted to speak to an expert, right, so

996
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:21,840
Speaker 4: we we doctor Norman Swan, who's a bit of a

997
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:26,840
Speaker 4: go to for us in areas of doctoring, health, health

998
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,400
Speaker 4: and medicine. Let's just call this guy and see if

999
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,160
Speaker 4: is this guy pulling our leg? Or is an orgasmic

1000
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 4: migraine actually a thing?

1001
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:34,919
Speaker 19: It's real.

1002
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:37,799
Speaker 21: Sometimes it's actually quite serious. But there are all sorts

1003
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:40,520
Speaker 21: of things that can happen with orgasms, including sneezing. Some

1004
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 21: people just uncontrollable sneezing when they have an orgasm.

1005
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 1: Like like like a hang on, will do you sneeze

1006
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 1: when you o?

1007
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 3: I know someone who might but yes, really really going

1008
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:57,959
Speaker 3: to play your cards close to jest.

1009
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:00,919
Speaker 21: Here, but crying and laughing are all sort of things

1010
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,480
Speaker 21: that can occur. It's sometimes when you're standing and having

1011
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 21: an orgasm, but you can basically get something called a

1012
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:11,440
Speaker 21: thunderclap headache, which lasts a few seconds and is really severe.

1013
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:15,719
Speaker 21: Some people can actually damage the archery at the back

1014
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 21: of their brain and have a permanent effect there. Most people,

1015
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:22,840
Speaker 21: it's a transient headache that occurs during orgasm, but it

1016
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 21: can be pretty scary the first time you experienced it.

1017
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 4: So if you do suffer from orgasmic migraines, the only

1018
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:31,839
Speaker 4: real cure or directive is to do it lying down.

1019
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 21: I'm not going to give advice on this.

1020
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 4: On the.

1021
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 2: I think specific is going to have to put a

1022
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 2: line through the kitchen bench spers.

1023
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 1: It's game over for him.

1024
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 4: There, So really back to way there's Whey, but obviously

1025
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 4: something about him.

1026
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 1: I love Swunny.

1027
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:53,719
Speaker 2: He's great, isn't it so good?

1028
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:57,200
Speaker 3: Only only he could say, like anyone else who is

1029
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 3: having that conversation with we would have been this would

1030
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:02,719
Speaker 3: have been too funny. But there's something about the well

1031
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 3: when you're standing and having a meek and something about.

1032
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:09,920
Speaker 4: That makes it a little bit you know what I

1033
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:13,960
Speaker 4: mean hundred percent. But anyway, so obviously next day goes by,

1034
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 4: we've got no new content. So we're like, ah, well,

1035
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 4: this is a real condition that this Pierre guy has.

1036
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 4: So now why don't we ask everyone? Do you have

1037
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 4: a condition that no one believes?

1038
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 1: And my god, we got brought this When I, oh.

1039
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 7: And squirt, I go into anaphylactic shock, what is like

1040
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 7: a fit? I can't breathe, my eyes swell up, I

1041
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:41,160
Speaker 7: can't see. I have to call triple zero. I have

1042
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 7: an EpiPen every every time, every time, but only when

1043
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:50,879
Speaker 7: its like happen.

1044
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:52,719
Speaker 1: Have you had a one night stand before?

1045
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:53,839
Speaker 13: Yes?

1046
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:55,800
Speaker 7: And this is how I found out. And I was

1047
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:58,800
Speaker 7: so embarrassing. I actually thought I had a reaction to

1048
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:01,440
Speaker 7: his collar and or something that it was actually my

1049
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:04,920
Speaker 7: first time of it happening, and I and it was

1050
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:08,080
Speaker 7: just so embarrassing, and lucky I had a friend over

1051
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 7: and she called the ambulance and I ended up going

1052
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 7: to like an allergy person flag on holidays or anything

1053
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 7: like that. The epypen is packed like in my house.

1054
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:21,320
Speaker 7: I know where it is because because I just honestly

1055
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:24,319
Speaker 7: can't hold back all the time. But my partner fully

1056
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:28,080
Speaker 7: understands and he's very supportive. And it was very awkward

1057
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:29,280
Speaker 7: at the very start.

1058
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:31,239
Speaker 1: Year before.

1059
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 7: No, he hasn't come very close. I really.

1060
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 3: Asking you whether or not her partner is able to

1061
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:42,239
Speaker 3: pleasure And it was subtle until then.

1062
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:43,279
Speaker 1: It was until then.

1063
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 3: So obviously we've done so he's he's just you know,

1064
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 3: he's dying for the days.

1065
00:49:58,760 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 1: Crambling.

1066
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:05,880
Speaker 3: One day, anyway, we went down and there's nothing more

1067
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 3: we can say about that.

1068
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:08,720
Speaker 1: Now, put that down anyway.

1069
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 4: We didn't put it down after that where we actually

1070
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 4: went back to Pierre after hearing that call, because we

1071
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 4: had received more correspondence from people who also were suffering

1072
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 4: from orgasmic migraines, including a guy called One who wanted

1073
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:26,080
Speaker 4: to give Pierre some advice as to how he can

1074
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 4: get through it.

1075
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:30,279
Speaker 14: I don't know what your diet is like, all right,

1076
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 14: because I had something similar like that happened to me

1077
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:36,360
Speaker 14: years ago. And it's the same thing as you just described.

1078
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:38,839
Speaker 14: You know, you know you're over there pounding the flesh

1079
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:41,360
Speaker 14: so to speak, and bam, you know it comes.

1080
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 6: Out and you feel the shock pain.

1081
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:44,440
Speaker 1: It's like like somebody.

1082
00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:46,440
Speaker 14: Stuck a needle through your eye. It's scared to be

1083
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 14: Jesus out of me.

1084
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 6: But I went to a doc.

1085
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:51,279
Speaker 14: He ran some blood tests on me and everything and

1086
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:54,400
Speaker 14: came back I had high cholesterol level because I was

1087
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:56,760
Speaker 14: a huge meat eater at the time. How these stinks

1088
00:50:56,800 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 14: like every day and everything. So basically a quick angel

1089
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:03,359
Speaker 14: my diet remedy dirt and I never had it again.

1090
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 2: Wow, there you go.

1091
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:06,239
Speaker 1: So you might be pounding the flesh, but you're not

1092
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 1: eating the flesh, you know what I mean? Are you

1093
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:11,280
Speaker 1: a big meat eat at Pierre?

1094
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 6: Are you touching all the time?

1095
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:15,719
Speaker 4: If you would, if you could cut meat maybe for

1096
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:17,479
Speaker 4: like a couple of weeks and then we can touch

1097
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:18,759
Speaker 4: base and no.

1098
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 6: No no no no no no no no no no

1099
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 6: no no, I ram and die from a migraine and

1100
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:23,839
Speaker 6: cut meat.

1101
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:30,799
Speaker 1: There is so much going on there.

1102
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:32,920
Speaker 2: There is so much going on.

1103
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 1: I forgot about that. Guy. Is such a good run

1104
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 1: of those.

1105
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 3: Two over the Oh wow, amazing, I've ever enjoyed that much.

1106
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 1: We did. It's been some great calls this year.

1107
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 4: Yes, and I believe we are going to leave you

1108
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:49,640
Speaker 4: now with a massive I think it's been Christmas, so

1109
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 4: merry Christmas and happy New Year.

1110
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:55,919
Speaker 1: But we're just going to leave you now, I believe.

1111
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 3: With just a yes, big girl, the whole bunch people

1112
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:00,759
Speaker 3: who have called the show, thank you so much. For

1113
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 3: everyone that called the show, you guys really do make

1114
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:05,200
Speaker 3: the show. It's always great having you on.

1115
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:07,239
Speaker 4: And you can hear that from I mean, we are

1116
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:09,880
Speaker 4: playing the producer's best moments, our best moments.

1117
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:11,319
Speaker 1: It's never us.

1118
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:17,440
Speaker 3: It's literally you guys interact jump away just from AI

1119
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:18,319
Speaker 3: with a phone box.

1120
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 1: All right, hope you have a great Christmas. See you

1121
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:22,600
Speaker 1: next year.