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Speaker 1: My Heart podcasts here, more Gold one on one point

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Speaker 2: the cutting room floor today.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever done a romantic gesture for your wife?

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Speaker 4: Never?

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Speaker 3: The sentence wasn't even going to end there.

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Speaker 4: And I see this, I see all this here.

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Speaker 3: Well, what are you pointing out your face?

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Speaker 4: That's my romantic You get this. You don't need to

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Speaker 4: do anything else.

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Speaker 3: Does she feel that you are lacking in the romance department?

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Speaker 4: Well, one time I did years ago.

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Speaker 2: We're in Woollongong and it was our anniversary, I think

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Speaker 2: was like our fifth wedding anniversary, and I set up

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Speaker 2: a nice seafood dinner for her and I had the

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Speaker 2: song that we played at our wedding that's romantic and

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Speaker 2: oysters and prawns and all the stuff she likes. And

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Speaker 2: she said, oh, this is just weird. So that was

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Speaker 2: the last time I did that stuff. So I don't

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Speaker 2: think she likes those sort of gestures.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what's interesting because a lot of women do and

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Speaker 1: all that stuff. I'm not big on this sort of

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Speaker 1: stuff either, But you know that when you walk into

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Speaker 1: a hotel room and there's.

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Speaker 3: A stray stream. Is that the word?

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Speaker 1: I'm looking for A path of petals, rose petals on

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Speaker 1: the bed, rose petals in the bath. I've told you

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Speaker 1: what I do. When I get into a warm bath,

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Speaker 1: I can't help myself.

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Speaker 3: I wet like a teary, deary doll. I wait, I

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Speaker 3: just wet.

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Speaker 1: I once went to one of those retreat herbally kind

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Speaker 1: of places and they put all my special bark flower

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Speaker 4: And didn't they have a whole thing. This is what

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Speaker 4: you're into.

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Speaker 3: That's right. They said, Well, you know your sharkras or

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Speaker 3: whatever it is.

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Speaker 1: I've chosen these bark flower remedies and they put it

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Speaker 1: all in the bath, and I.

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Speaker 3: Got in and just weed. It's terrible. I can't help myself.

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Speaker 4: That's what happens.

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Speaker 1: That's what happens. So I'm not into the rose petals

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Speaker 1: being strewn and.

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Speaker 3: All that sort of stuff.

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Speaker 1: But there's a woman who whose husband wanted to do

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Speaker 1: a romantic gesture for her. She wasn't into the rose

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Speaker 1: piddles either, so he gave her what she thought she'd love.

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Speaker 5: Her husband tried to surprise his wife with a romantic gesture,

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Speaker 5: only to discover the hotel bed was covered in crisps.

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Speaker 5: Rachel and her husband Johnny went out in Blackpool to

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Speaker 5: celebrate her birthday, and he secretly asked hotel staff to

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Speaker 5: put thirty bags of crisps on the bed while they

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Speaker 5: were out to surprise his wife.

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Speaker 3: It's your favorite thing, she was Chris Mard, Jewel's mate,

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Speaker 5: But the staff misunderstood, opened the bags and sprinkled the

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Speaker 5: crisps on the sheets like salty confetti. His wife thought

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Speaker 5: there were victims of a break in when she opened

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Speaker 3: I've seen footage of it.

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Speaker 1: It's just it's just a giant miss. If they let

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Speaker 1: see gulls in, what horrendous miss it would be. But

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Speaker 1: you know, no one you're see in movies people are

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Speaker 1: rolling around on money. You see pick not coins, But

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Speaker 4: I don't think food's sexy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, people talk about I'm using chocolate and stuff in

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Speaker 3: Now, But you've eaten edible underpants?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but not off anyone.

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Speaker 2: I just ate them out of the price cupboard because

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Speaker 4: I was just particular radio stage. I was just hungry.

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Speaker 2: I needed some sugar, and there was edible underpants and

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Speaker 2: you're going to taste like they're like a roll up.

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Speaker 2: They're a bit like a or a list of.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they're like those listenerine tabs.

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Speaker 3: And if you go how many your wife says your breath,

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Speaker 3: I mean, thank you. I've been eating underpants. No one wins, wins.

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Speaker 4: It's on the cutting room floor today.

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Speaker 3: We're gotting a sip of my cup of have a

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Speaker 1: It smells like an old people's home the second we

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Speaker 1: come off here because we make a cup of soup.

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Speaker 4: I don't think tomato is supposed to be that iridescent.

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Speaker 1: It's my favorite cup of soup flavor. Now they've got

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Speaker 3: They've got broccoli and recotta and sandwich shoes, where the

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Speaker 2: We have a book coming out of the end of

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Speaker 2: the year documenting our twenty years on the radio.

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Speaker 4: It's got pictures in it.

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Speaker 3: It's got got pictures in us.

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Speaker 4: It's got stories of you and me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. It's got stuff we've done on air.

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Speaker 3: It's got transcripts of our various fights.

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Speaker 4: Before I did this breakfast radio lark.

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Speaker 2: I wanted to get into breakfast radio, but management of

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Speaker 3: But you were still on the radio.

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Speaker 4: I was on the radio. We worked at Triple M together,

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Speaker 4: you and I not together.

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Speaker 2: Well.

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Speaker 4: I worked in a different shift.

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Speaker 2: back it. Doun's Triple M nickelback Triple plays, and they

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Speaker 2: wouldn't get a cup of soup there. And then you

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Speaker 2: talk about how great the breakfast show or did you

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Speaker 2: hear the breakfast show this morning?

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Speaker 4: When a you're and the crew, I'm not touching that anyway.

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Speaker 2: I got tired of doing that, and I really wanted

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Speaker 2: to do what I'm doing now, And a lot of

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Speaker 2: people suggested, you know, you've got to be a comedian.

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Speaker 2: And one day I was having a beer with Mick

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Speaker 2: said to me, I said, I could never do stand

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Speaker 2: up comedy. I think it's so harder to know how

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Speaker 2: you guys do it. He said, what you've just been

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Speaker 2: much been doing stand up comedy. You said some funny stories,

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Speaker 2: but people know you. So what you got to do

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Speaker 2: is when you do stand up comedy, you've got to

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Speaker 4: Pre funny. Something we've spoken about before.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, when you're working with somebody and everyone laughs at

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Speaker 3: what they're about to say is funny. You can say

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Speaker 2: Billy Connolly classic example. He just gives information and people

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Speaker 2: think it's the funniest thing in the world. So I

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Speaker 3: How terrifying. I would never do stand up comedy.

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Speaker 2: On a Tuesday, and Mick said to me, he cheered

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Speaker 4: Then he didn't show up on the not came on

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Speaker 4: to give me support.

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Speaker 2: But it became so addictive because you're right, your bit,

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Speaker 2: so fraught because you put your name down at seven

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Speaker 2: o'clock at night, and then they announced the list tonight's list, so.

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Speaker 3: You're not always on.

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Speaker 2: It took me two months to get to actually get up.

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Speaker 3: And did you have to sit there and watch other people?

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Speaker 2: And you couldn't just leave bugger off because then they

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Speaker 2: would say, you know, because I did that once and

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Speaker 2: they said, well, that's just set your cause back.

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Speaker 4: By another three weeks. So uh. And then just one

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Speaker 2: So I'm just sitting there watching all the other guys,

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Speaker 3: And were your jokes still relevant?

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Speaker 1: Were they so timey that you thought, oh, three weeks

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Speaker 2: Well, I had a joke that I opened the show with,

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Speaker 2: don't want to wreck the joke right now, but.

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Speaker 4: I don't know how to tell you the joke. Tell

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Speaker 4: I take you know, Hi.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why I'm here tonight because I had

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Speaker 2: a very disturbing day. I was walking in the National

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Speaker 4: I rang the authorities. They asked me where I was.

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Speaker 2: So well, while I'm there, I looked at this skull

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Speaker 4: Through my head. You know, who was this person? How

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Speaker 4: did they get here? What, what did they do? Why

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Speaker 4: did they have antlers? Boo yeah? And everyone would laugh

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Speaker 3: You should see a stand up. It's quite incredible.

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Speaker 2: So they found some human remains out at Kernel, which

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Speaker 3: I think your stand up is out there too, I'm.

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Speaker 4: Talking about it.

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Speaker 2: So I thought it's that perfect opportunity to bring out

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Speaker 2: found a skull once, and.

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Speaker 3: You naturally curious, like we're on a game show.

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Speaker 4: And I've said this to many people.

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Speaker 2: I've done this joke a few times, and no one

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: I didn't say that, so I no, I said, so

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Speaker 2: I found a skull once, and you just went human skull.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's a natural question.

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Speaker 2: It's like you're on the game show Shuman skull for

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Speaker 2: twenty dollars, Tony.

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Speaker 1: But your nostrils just flared from here to breakfast and

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Speaker 1: you said, no, it was a dear scar.

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Speaker 3: It's twenty past.

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Speaker 4: Six, and here's some nicol.

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Speaker 3: You were furious, and I said, and you said, why

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Speaker 3: do you reckon? I said wreck what? I didn't know?

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Speaker 3: It was a joke. You said you'd found a scar

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Speaker 3: set well, a human skull. That's traumatic. Why? Well, I

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Speaker 3: don't know. And even to this day, that was twenty

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Speaker 1: To this day, if one of us goes to preempt

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Speaker 1: something someone else is doing, he say, don't human skull me.

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Speaker 4: That's become the phrase has begun the.

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Speaker 3: Thing, don't human skull me.

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Speaker 1: I still don't understand what I did wrong with your

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Speaker 1: telling of that story. You should have held up a

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Speaker 1: flag saying I'm telling a joke.

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Speaker 3: Now I've seen what did dear undies? A human skull

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Speaker 4: Everybody hear a fun bore of chilty and cutting ready

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Speaker 2: Going through the sweepings on the cutting room floor.

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Speaker 1: When you leave your house, so you're going to go

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Speaker 4: I'll take a toothbrush and some deodorant.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes your wife must think you're off to crack on.

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Speaker 3: You're only going to the pub.

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Speaker 4: I can't think you for an overnight stay.

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Speaker 3: Well, but all right, for an overnight stay. Let's start

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Speaker 3: with an overnight stock.

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Speaker 4: Okay, over I stay, I'll reach it.

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Speaker 3: You just take a toothbrus.

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Speaker 4: I just take a toothbrush. That's all I need.

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Speaker 3: No underpants, No, they just go and kick.

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Speaker 4: Some ass and clean my teeth, and that's what I do.

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Speaker 3: Okay, no fresh undies.

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Speaker 2: Oh might take some fresh underpants. I usually I go

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Speaker 2: to take the abs, I forget it, but then wherever.

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Speaker 3: I'm going will remind you that I've forgot.

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Speaker 4: And it could I buy you did, but he used

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Speaker 3: And all my hairs are trapped in it.

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Speaker 4: I don't know where you've been using it.

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Speaker 3: In a hotel?

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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 1: Did you see people who take when they go away?

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Speaker 1: They take pillows, they take teddy beds. About Shane warn

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Speaker 1: taking baked beans when.

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Speaker 4: He didn't like the curry when he went over to India.

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Speaker 4: That was the only reason.

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Speaker 3: What about this couple here?

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Speaker 1: The hotel has charged a couple two hundred and eighty

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Speaker 3: Did you get on Amazon? So they go just away

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Speaker 1: Yeah, then put theirs in, take theirs out again at

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Speaker 3: The other one.

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Speaker 1: Kinder's left it there and they've been charged from the hotel.

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Speaker 1: The hotel has said broken shower head to two hundred

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Speaker 3: They have said it wasn't broken, or you to do

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Speaker 4: I agree with that. I'm siding with the hotel on

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Speaker 3: Me too.

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Speaker 2: If you do that, yeah, you put it back, so

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and they didn't bother putting it back. Most people

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Speaker 3: So you just put it back. Why should they?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: Should they?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: And also because they've got those water filters. I'll tell

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Speaker 2: you something right now, tell.

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Speaker 3: Me something right now.

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Speaker 2: The modern shower heads got this water filtering device, a

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Speaker 2: water saving device, so it doesn't gush out so much.

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Speaker 2: So you unscrew it, take it out, do whatever you

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Speaker 2: want with that, put the shower head back on, and

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Speaker 2: you get.

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Speaker 4: A good stream.

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Speaker 2: Meaning what though, well, if you want to get a

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Speaker 3: But what you should do is replace it.

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Speaker 4: If you're doing that, yeah, anything you do in a

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Speaker 4: hotel room, you replace. That's what you do.

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Speaker 3: Or else you like you eat stuff from the mini bar.

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Speaker 4: You pay. What about those minibar If.

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Speaker 3: Someone comes to make your bed, you pay?

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Speaker 4: Have you seen the mini bars? Now? You move a

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Speaker 4: beer or something and you get charged for it.

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Speaker 3: That's always been the way in Japan.

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Speaker 1: Used to travel there would beyond two thousand in the eighties,

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Speaker 1: you'd think, oh, what's.

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Speaker 3: This and klunk you'd taken out? It would close up

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Speaker 3: You charged with it?

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Speaker 2: Yes, you excuse That's why you trek girl, That's why

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Speaker 2: you were like Denzil Washington in flight, pok it into

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Speaker 2: the minibar.

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Speaker 1: A friend of mine once phoned up down to reception

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Speaker 1: in Japan and asked to have if there were any messages.

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Speaker 1: The next minute is knock at the door. Someone's turned

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Speaker 1: up to give her a massage. This friend you lost

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Speaker 1: in translation. Another friend phone down asking for a hot

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Speaker 1: water bottle, and up came.

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Speaker 3: They must have confused them, because an emptied bottle of

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Speaker 3: whiskey filled with boiling water arrived.

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Speaker 4: Well the Japanese. And did you have another friend that

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Speaker 4: asked for some photography?

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Speaker 3: No, I didn't travel with you. What about this story?

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Speaker 3: Is something similar? Would this work? Someone has said here,

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Speaker 3: I keep a Universal remote in my bag to turn

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Speaker 3: down pub TVs if they're too loud. So this person

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Speaker 3: travels with a universal remote. Would that work?

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Speaker 1: If you're in a pub and the TV is too loud,

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Speaker 1: could you turn it down yourself?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I've got a Samsung TV upstairs and downstairs

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Speaker 2: and the one controller doesn't both you can hold it

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Speaker 2: in front of it.

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Speaker 4: And so unless episode there is a universal remote.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't mean that she has to have Sam Sung.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, you're can have a universal remote.

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Speaker 2: So I'd imagine I've seen them at JB Hi Fi

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Speaker 2: and J Carr and all those shops, and you can

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Speaker 2: you got a universal remote.

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Speaker 1: That's a great idea, chriscause I'll often be in a

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Speaker 1: restaurant or at the pub and I just think the

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Speaker 1: music's too loud.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, everybody, the music too.

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Speaker 4: You can go and say excuse me, I'm on TV

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Speaker 4: right now.

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Speaker 3: Let's look it up and turn it up.

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Speaker 4: Let's look out to this lady on the piano. G

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Speaker 4: she's good.

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Speaker 3: Excuse everyone, she's talking.

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to watch the dogs at Shepherd and no.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no to this lady. I think that

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Speaker 3: is a good life hack. I'm going to get a

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Speaker 3: universal remote and keep it in my bag? Would it

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Speaker 3: work with you?

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Speaker 4: What do you mean?

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Speaker 3: Well? I just pointed at you and it'd be quiet.

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Speaker 4: You can't turn me down.

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Speaker 3: You turn me off.

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Speaker 4: On the cutting room floor. And it seems the Kardashians

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Speaker 4: have done it again.

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Speaker 1: Before we even get to what the new product is,

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Speaker 1: I've got a question for you. Do you find a

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Speaker 1: woman's nipple that's pierced attractive?

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Speaker 4: Oh? That's hot? Yeah, that's pretty hot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: What is it about that? I just said, because it

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Speaker 3: keeps it.

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Speaker 2: Erect and it speaks volumes and you sort of go, oh, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's pretty.

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Speaker 3: You know, you only like it.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure if it's a pert what if it's hanging

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Speaker 1: down the bottom where your nipple might be.

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Speaker 4: I don't know. I haven't come across those I've seen.

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Speaker 3: Have you seen ones in the flesh?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like you know, I wrote for Live to Ride

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Speaker 2: magazine and still do. And you know there was a

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Speaker 2: lot of girls that had that sort of piercing.

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Speaker 3: And who work in them office?

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, they're just the secretary.

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Speaker 3: What's the context?

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Speaker 2: But the models pose on the motorbikes yeah yeah, and

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Speaker 2: Christmas parties and stuff like that.

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Speaker 4: You know, they hang a bable from there or something.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so they walk around topless hanging a ball on the.

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Speaker 4: Topless, but you know they like showing it off. That's

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Speaker 4: the thing.

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Speaker 3: If they weren't topless, how could they hang a bable

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Speaker 3: from it?

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Speaker 4: They might use a magnetic one or something like.

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Speaker 3: That, magnetic bable. Well, what's interesting is it? Apart from

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Speaker 3: your weirdness?

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Speaker 4: It's weird fib fib.

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Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian has a line of support, undies and shame.

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Speaker 1: It's called Skims and she has released not just well,

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Speaker 1: she's had released a bra that's very popular. But now

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Speaker 1: there's the ultimate nipple bra. This is it promotes perfect

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Speaker 1: fullness with a built in faux nipple. Well, if she,

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Speaker 1: first of all had the faux nipple, you could buy

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Speaker 1: the bra. And even if your nipples wire way down

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Speaker 1: the bottom, it would make them look like you're on

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Speaker 1: high beam and they're up high.

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Speaker 4: Right now, what happens if your bottom nipples were big

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Speaker 4: as well? You have four nipples?

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Speaker 1: Well, yes, I think there's enough padding that you don't

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Speaker 1: see your actual nipple. You just see a fake one,

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Speaker 1: because no one's nipples on your bottom with bottom nipples.

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Speaker 4: What's that one down there? There's one here and there's

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Speaker 4: one down here.

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Speaker 1: But what they've got now is this bra comes with

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Speaker 1: a built in nipple ring, a nipple piercing. So if

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Speaker 1: you wear this bra just with a T shirt over it,

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Speaker 1: it looks like your nipples.

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Speaker 4: Appears okay, yeah, and that's sexy, is it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Because then you think, oh, hang on, what's going on here?

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Speaker 4: What's happening here?

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Speaker 3: And then how would you feel if you went home

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Speaker 3: and the bra comes up? It's like inflating a.

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Speaker 2: Zod I hang on, that's false advertising.

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Speaker 1: And would you ever like you're a if guys, would

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Speaker 1: they have any version of false advertising?

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Speaker 3: Spray on hair?

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Speaker 4: Ye, that's false. Yeah, Well I don't have a false

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Speaker 4: Prince Albert. It's all real, is it.

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Speaker 3: I don't think you like Roy.

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Speaker 4: You get your baubles on.

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Speaker 1: That you're more of a Republican. Keep the magnets away,

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Speaker 1: get magnets away. Well, this is interesting. This bra, as

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Speaker 1: they say, was quote made to be seen, designed to

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Speaker 1: give off a natural, perky appearance, and if you only

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Speaker 1: want to have it comes with two attachments. If you anyone,

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Speaker 1: look like you've got one nipple piece, which I think

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Speaker 1: will be more attractive than too.

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Speaker 3: What do you think?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, two says that you're right into it, one says,

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Speaker 2: one says, I like to dab.

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Speaker 3: A little bit curious.

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Speaker 4: I'm a little bit curious, but I'm not going the

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Speaker 4: whole hog.

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Speaker 1: Well that's what one is. You can take out the

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Speaker 1: imp plant out of the bra so it looks like

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Speaker 1: you've just got one. And as they say, this is

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Speaker 1: the ad, get the ooh without the ouch, because that

449
00:18:53,644 --> 00:18:54,724
Speaker 1: would be a very painful piece.

450
00:18:55,044 --> 00:18:55,244
Speaker 4: Yeah.

451
00:18:55,284 --> 00:18:57,804
Speaker 2: I know people have had nipples piece, men and women

452
00:18:57,964 --> 00:19:00,603
Speaker 2: and they all say, you say, it doesn't that hurt?

453
00:19:00,644 --> 00:19:02,644
Speaker 4: And they go nah, and they go, yeah it is.

454
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:05,124
Speaker 4: It's like getting a needle through your nipple. And I go, well, yeah,

455
00:19:05,124 --> 00:19:06,004
Speaker 4: that would be painful.

456
00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:09,563
Speaker 1: Where's the most painful place to have a tattoo? And

457
00:19:09,564 --> 00:19:13,244
Speaker 1: I don't mean Vegas versus Britain, Like what part of

458
00:19:13,284 --> 00:19:13,724
Speaker 1: your body?

459
00:19:13,884 --> 00:19:14,764
Speaker 4: I reckon your throat?

460
00:19:14,844 --> 00:19:20,043
Speaker 2: I've heard people across your larynx, getting across your neck tattoos.

461
00:19:19,644 --> 00:19:21,404
Speaker 3: Because carves would hurt.

462
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:23,884
Speaker 4: I could carve be easy, I reckon.

463
00:19:23,964 --> 00:19:26,164
Speaker 3: Yeah, what about the tender underside down the.

464
00:19:26,084 --> 00:19:26,804
Speaker 4: Side of the ribs.

465
00:19:26,804 --> 00:19:30,363
Speaker 2: I've heard people say about the ribs that hurts the

466
00:19:30,404 --> 00:19:33,164
Speaker 2: tramp stam is probably the best place to get a tattoo.

467
00:19:33,124 --> 00:19:37,444
Speaker 4: Like your lower back, yeah, or your bum really yeah? Yeah?

468
00:19:38,564 --> 00:19:39,803
Speaker 3: Have you got any what?

469
00:19:40,164 --> 00:19:41,083
Speaker 4: No tattoo is now?

470
00:19:41,604 --> 00:19:44,084
Speaker 3: Sure? If you were going to get one, where would

471
00:19:44,084 --> 00:19:44,404
Speaker 3: you have it?

472
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:47,044
Speaker 4: I get on my arm? But yeah, big big one

473
00:19:47,044 --> 00:19:48,884
Speaker 4: on my arm, A big one. I get one.

474
00:19:48,884 --> 00:19:51,844
Speaker 3: Why your mid fifties, late fifties, you get one on your.

475
00:19:51,884 --> 00:19:53,164
Speaker 2: Not going to get one, not going to get one,

476
00:19:53,204 --> 00:19:55,363
Speaker 2: not going to happen. I missed the tattoo boat all

477
00:19:55,404 --> 00:19:58,283
Speaker 2: those years ago. When I was eighteen, almost got one,

478
00:19:58,684 --> 00:20:00,363
Speaker 2: was in the shop ready to go.

479
00:20:01,044 --> 00:20:03,964
Speaker 4: I had this great design. It was a skull like.

480
00:20:04,004 --> 00:20:05,604
Speaker 3: If you Paddington Bear is still popular.

481
00:20:06,884 --> 00:20:09,563
Speaker 2: It was Paddington Bear now it's a skull with the mohawk,

482
00:20:09,924 --> 00:20:13,484
Speaker 2: and behind it was an Australian flag, but a battle

483
00:20:13,524 --> 00:20:16,284
Speaker 2: flag Australian flag. And it was when I was into

484
00:20:16,284 --> 00:20:19,803
Speaker 2: the whole punk scene. And the tattooers said that is

485
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:22,284
Speaker 2: a really good tattoo. I love that and I said,

486
00:20:22,284 --> 00:20:23,844
Speaker 2: O great, and he said, but mate, come on, you

487
00:20:23,884 --> 00:20:25,964
Speaker 2: gotta make it appointment. You just don't walk in. Come

488
00:20:26,004 --> 00:20:27,964
Speaker 2: back next month because I was eighteen and I never

489
00:20:27,964 --> 00:20:29,684
Speaker 2: got round to do it anything I just didn't get

490
00:20:29,724 --> 00:20:31,604
Speaker 2: round to doing it. Well, now every man and his

491
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:32,484
Speaker 2: dogs got one.

492
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:34,924
Speaker 1: Well, Anita McGregor, who I do the podcast with Double

493
00:20:34,924 --> 00:20:39,324
Speaker 1: a Chattery, she got a tattoo last Christmas. Yea of

494
00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:41,564
Speaker 1: the Canadian rockies. This morning a hip and has Son

495
00:20:41,604 --> 00:20:43,964
Speaker 1: got the same. And we're at some point because it's

496
00:20:44,004 --> 00:20:46,084
Speaker 1: double a chattery and the imagery's little tea cups. We

497
00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:48,444
Speaker 1: drink a lot of tea together. We were thinking of

498
00:20:48,484 --> 00:20:52,124
Speaker 1: getting a tiny tea cup tattoo. How would you feel

499
00:20:52,164 --> 00:20:53,644
Speaker 1: if I got a tattoo before you did?

500
00:20:53,844 --> 00:20:55,404
Speaker 4: If you've got a tattoo, I'd be fine with that.

501
00:20:55,444 --> 00:20:58,924
Speaker 3: What if I got a nipple piercing before? Be distracting

502
00:20:59,004 --> 00:21:00,924
Speaker 3: and I'd hang a tea bag off it and walk

503
00:21:00,964 --> 00:21:04,004
Speaker 3: around refreshing everyone's tea, and.

504
00:21:03,964 --> 00:21:05,924
Speaker 4: I'd say, is that your nipple? What's that?

505
00:21:06,204 --> 00:21:36,804
Speaker 6: It's a good little learnvercatover.

506
00:21:26,164 --> 00:21:29,884
Speaker 2: On the cutting room floor. What's Sarah Ferguson up to now?

507
00:21:30,044 --> 00:21:33,164
Speaker 3: Well, she's a big defender of her husband, Prince Andrew,

508
00:21:33,684 --> 00:21:36,244
Speaker 3: so there's that.

509
00:21:37,244 --> 00:21:40,444
Speaker 1: Also, we've interviewed her. She's very open. She's a lucy goosey,

510
00:21:40,524 --> 00:21:43,444
Speaker 1: isn't she. Yeah, she doesn't have many boundaries when it

511
00:21:43,444 --> 00:21:45,444
Speaker 1: comes to the chat. Here's what she said, because when

512
00:21:45,484 --> 00:21:49,484
Speaker 1: the Queen died, she got she took over the care

513
00:21:50,124 --> 00:21:53,564
Speaker 1: of the Queen's remaining corgies, Muck m u i c

514
00:21:53,764 --> 00:21:54,844
Speaker 1: k and Sandy.

515
00:21:55,204 --> 00:21:56,724
Speaker 3: She inherited those two dogs.

516
00:21:56,844 --> 00:21:59,644
Speaker 4: Is that like Lady Muck, it's m u c k.

517
00:21:59,804 --> 00:22:04,444
Speaker 1: So maybe it's pronounced differently, maybe it's Lord Mook or something. Anyway, Well,

518
00:22:04,444 --> 00:22:07,004
Speaker 1: this is what she has said about caring for the

519
00:22:07,084 --> 00:22:08,164
Speaker 1: Queen's corgies.

520
00:22:09,004 --> 00:22:11,204
Speaker 3: I have her dogs. I have her corgies.

521
00:22:11,644 --> 00:22:14,004
Speaker 1: Every morning they come in and go, you know, wolf,

522
00:22:14,004 --> 00:22:16,844
Speaker 1: wolf and all that. I swear it's the Queen talking

523
00:22:16,844 --> 00:22:17,083
Speaker 1: to me.

524
00:22:17,884 --> 00:22:18,764
Speaker 4: What dogs bark?

525
00:22:20,204 --> 00:22:21,763
Speaker 3: Yeah. She goes on to say what honor it was

526
00:22:21,804 --> 00:22:23,604
Speaker 3: to know Queenlabeth second, et cetera, et cetera.

527
00:22:24,044 --> 00:22:26,564
Speaker 1: But do you think the Queen would be happy knowing

528
00:22:26,564 --> 00:22:30,844
Speaker 1: that Fergie's saying that her corgies are channeled channeling her

529
00:22:31,924 --> 00:22:33,644
Speaker 1: to speak to Fergie.

530
00:22:33,724 --> 00:22:35,924
Speaker 2: I think the Queen liked Fergie because she's as mad

531
00:22:35,964 --> 00:22:36,884
Speaker 2: as a box of hair.

532
00:22:37,804 --> 00:22:39,924
Speaker 3: She's a quarking mag to speak of Corgi's.

533
00:22:40,004 --> 00:22:42,884
Speaker 4: Yeah, true, So the Queen, I think, was probably amused

534
00:22:42,884 --> 00:22:43,124
Speaker 4: by it.

535
00:22:43,164 --> 00:22:46,324
Speaker 1: Well, Andrew was always known, Andrew was her favorite child.

536
00:22:46,964 --> 00:22:48,043
Speaker 3: So here you know.

537
00:22:48,124 --> 00:22:51,644
Speaker 1: But that terrible time I was in England filming for

538
00:22:51,724 --> 00:22:54,764
Speaker 1: beyond two thousand. I remember when Fergie was caught having

539
00:22:54,804 --> 00:22:58,684
Speaker 1: a feet sucked. She was separated from Prince Andrew, but

540
00:22:58,884 --> 00:22:59,884
Speaker 1: the footage came out.

541
00:22:59,964 --> 00:23:03,164
Speaker 3: She was staying at Balmoral. The footage comes out, it's

542
00:23:03,204 --> 00:23:03,484
Speaker 3: on the.

543
00:23:03,404 --> 00:23:05,404
Speaker 1: Front page of the paper and she had to come

544
00:23:05,404 --> 00:23:09,404
Speaker 1: downstairs where all the family was having breakfast and face

545
00:23:10,484 --> 00:23:11,164
Speaker 1: Prince Philip.

546
00:23:11,364 --> 00:23:12,364
Speaker 4: You're on the front page.

547
00:23:12,564 --> 00:23:16,044
Speaker 3: Oh what am I doing? Am I channeling at CORGI? No,

548
00:23:16,204 --> 00:23:18,884
Speaker 3: you're having your feet sucked and there's Prince Philip full

549
00:23:18,964 --> 00:23:21,804
Speaker 3: of derision. Apparently storms it'd be hard being a royal.

550
00:23:21,844 --> 00:23:24,764
Speaker 2: You think of, say, Prince Charles and Camilla. You don't

551
00:23:24,764 --> 00:23:27,364
Speaker 2: even remember that those tapes, Remember the tapes all those years.

552
00:23:27,404 --> 00:23:29,964
Speaker 3: It was terrible that a private conversation of these was recorded.

553
00:23:30,044 --> 00:23:30,763
Speaker 3: That is terrible.

554
00:23:31,004 --> 00:23:32,803
Speaker 1: But this is where they spoke to each other, and

555
00:23:32,804 --> 00:23:35,604
Speaker 1: when you look at the transcript, it's full of love

556
00:23:35,804 --> 00:23:40,084
Speaker 1: and like a couple of kids, but it's about him

557
00:23:40,124 --> 00:23:42,523
Speaker 1: wanting to be inside her trousers, which led to the

558
00:23:42,564 --> 00:23:44,644
Speaker 1: infamous I wish I was a tampon conversation.

559
00:23:45,804 --> 00:23:49,164
Speaker 2: It just and have you read the Do you want

560
00:23:49,164 --> 00:23:50,204
Speaker 2: to do the transaction?

561
00:23:50,404 --> 00:23:50,924
Speaker 3: The whole thing?

562
00:23:51,004 --> 00:23:51,523
Speaker 4: Transactions?

563
00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:53,044
Speaker 3: Are we allowed to speak like this?

564
00:23:55,124 --> 00:23:58,804
Speaker 4: Whatever you want to Camilla? Okay, yes I would as

565
00:24:00,044 --> 00:24:01,044
Speaker 4: are you going to do the voices?

566
00:24:01,164 --> 00:24:04,244
Speaker 1: It's like that program Start the week. I can't start

567
00:24:04,284 --> 00:24:05,284
Speaker 1: the week without you.

568
00:24:05,364 --> 00:24:09,004
Speaker 4: Yeah, I fill up your tank? Yes you do, and

569
00:24:09,044 --> 00:24:09,604
Speaker 4: you can cope.

570
00:24:09,764 --> 00:24:10,444
Speaker 3: I'm all right.

571
00:24:10,684 --> 00:24:13,763
Speaker 4: What about me? The trouble is I need you several

572
00:24:13,764 --> 00:24:15,284
Speaker 4: times a week, so do I?

573
00:24:15,284 --> 00:24:16,884
Speaker 3: I need you all the week, all the time.

574
00:24:17,124 --> 00:24:20,364
Speaker 2: Oh god, I'll just live inside your trousers or something

575
00:24:20,644 --> 00:24:21,724
Speaker 2: that would be much easier.

576
00:24:21,884 --> 00:24:23,724
Speaker 3: What are you going to turn into a pair of nickers?

577
00:24:25,204 --> 00:24:28,084
Speaker 2: Oh you're not going to come back as a pair

578
00:24:28,124 --> 00:24:29,523
Speaker 2: of nickers, that's me sorry.

579
00:24:29,724 --> 00:24:31,523
Speaker 3: Oh you're going to come back as a pair of knickers.

580
00:24:31,964 --> 00:24:35,764
Speaker 4: Oh, God forbid tampacs. Just my luck.

581
00:24:35,884 --> 00:24:39,244
Speaker 3: Oh you're a complete idiot. And what a wonderful idea.

582
00:24:39,244 --> 00:24:41,724
Speaker 2: My luck to be chucked down the lavatory and go

583
00:24:42,084 --> 00:24:45,484
Speaker 2: on and on forever, swirling round on the top, never

584
00:24:45,564 --> 00:24:48,964
Speaker 2: going down, darling until the next one comes through.

585
00:24:49,124 --> 00:24:51,803
Speaker 3: Or perhaps what or perhaps you could come back as

586
00:24:51,804 --> 00:24:52,164
Speaker 3: a box?

587
00:24:52,444 --> 00:24:55,164
Speaker 1: What's a box of tampacs, so you could just keep going.

588
00:24:55,284 --> 00:24:59,283
Speaker 1: That's true, repeating yourself. Oh darling, I just want you

589
00:24:59,524 --> 00:25:05,004
Speaker 1: now to so desperately, desperately desperately. I thought of you

590
00:25:05,044 --> 00:25:08,043
Speaker 1: so much At Yarrabee, Did you simply mean that we

591
00:25:08,084 --> 00:25:08,884
Speaker 1: couldn't be together?

592
00:25:09,844 --> 00:25:12,524
Speaker 3: How mortifying for them when that was came out reading

593
00:25:12,564 --> 00:25:12,884
Speaker 3: on the rain.

594
00:25:13,244 --> 00:25:14,284
Speaker 4: We're just reading it out there.

595
00:25:14,284 --> 00:25:16,764
Speaker 1: He's now our king and she is our queen. Yes,

596
00:25:17,044 --> 00:25:20,324
Speaker 1: you know, but there's been lots of scams. What about

597
00:25:20,844 --> 00:25:23,324
Speaker 1: is that what the tampon is called? What about when

598
00:25:23,324 --> 00:25:25,484
Speaker 1: Prince Harry he's written this in his book, so he's

599
00:25:25,484 --> 00:25:27,164
Speaker 1: written and an editors looked at it and thought this

600
00:25:27,204 --> 00:25:27,804
Speaker 1: is all fine.

601
00:25:28,484 --> 00:25:33,124
Speaker 3: When he said that he'd got frostbite on his area.

602
00:25:33,244 --> 00:25:36,164
Speaker 4: Ah, this is when he used these. Mum's bloody, he said.

603
00:25:36,204 --> 00:25:37,004
Speaker 3: Upon arriving home.

604
00:25:37,044 --> 00:25:39,404
Speaker 1: I'd been horrified to discover my nether regions were frost

605
00:25:39,444 --> 00:25:42,043
Speaker 1: nipped as well. And while the ears and cheeks were

606
00:25:42,044 --> 00:25:45,604
Speaker 1: horribly healing, were already healing, the todger wasn't. It was

607
00:25:45,644 --> 00:25:49,164
Speaker 1: becoming more of an issue by the day. He's downstairs,

608
00:25:49,204 --> 00:25:52,844
Speaker 1: he said, was oscillating between extremely sensitive and borderline traumatized.

609
00:25:53,204 --> 00:25:55,644
Speaker 1: I've been trying to get some home remedies, including one

610
00:25:55,684 --> 00:25:59,043
Speaker 1: recommended by a friend. She urged me to apply Elizabeth iardencream.

611
00:25:59,244 --> 00:26:00,763
Speaker 1: I said to my friend, my mum used that on

612
00:26:00,804 --> 00:26:02,644
Speaker 1: her lips. Get me to put it on my todger,

613
00:26:03,644 --> 00:26:06,044
Speaker 1: so you know. And then he also said he took

614
00:26:06,124 --> 00:26:09,484
Speaker 1: magnesium supplements. It's all in his books, his anxiety. It did,

615
00:26:09,484 --> 00:26:11,684
Speaker 1: he writes, but in large quantities. It had an unpleasant

616
00:26:11,724 --> 00:26:14,604
Speaker 1: side effect loosens the bowels, which I learned the hard

617
00:26:14,644 --> 00:26:15,604
Speaker 1: way at the mate's wedding.

618
00:26:16,044 --> 00:26:19,283
Speaker 4: At the wedding, Yeah, I didn't know magnesium does that.

619
00:26:19,524 --> 00:26:21,364
Speaker 2: Yeah, apparently you don't say any of those ads for

620
00:26:21,444 --> 00:26:24,164
Speaker 2: Chemists Warehouse or Priceline pharmacy.

621
00:26:24,404 --> 00:26:26,684
Speaker 3: Well, it probably says that the disclaimer will make your people.

622
00:26:27,924 --> 00:26:29,844
Speaker 4: That would be the worst pooing your.

623
00:26:29,684 --> 00:26:33,884
Speaker 1: Pants disclaimer for you know, Tampax made up in a

624
00:26:33,884 --> 00:26:35,244
Speaker 1: conversation with the Royal family.

625
00:26:35,924 --> 00:26:38,404
Speaker 2: Been look at Harry's at someone's wedding already he's stealing

626
00:26:38,444 --> 00:26:42,284
Speaker 2: the show, and then he goes and shits his desks.

627
00:26:42,284 --> 00:26:43,364
Speaker 3: So much for a white wedding.

628
00:26:45,524 --> 00:26:48,364
Speaker 2: That's I'm like tomorrow for more of John's and a

629
00:26:48,404 --> 00:26:49,564
Speaker 2: man who's cutting the room floor