1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,320 Speaker 1: Jewell and Woody podcast Mini. 2 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:06,160 Speaker 2: I was a guest host on the project last night, 3 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:08,280 Speaker 2: Wilbur and I just said to you before the song, 4 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:11,080 Speaker 2: the worst possible thing happened ten minutes before we went live. 5 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:14,360 Speaker 1: So, as you know, I'm an all or nothing guy. 6 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:17,919 Speaker 2: And there's ten minutes before it all starts, and I 7 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:18,639 Speaker 2: decide that I. 8 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:21,840 Speaker 1: Need to do toozies. I need to go number twos yep. 9 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:25,640 Speaker 2: But at that point I'm nervous as well, massively, and 10 00:00:26,079 --> 00:00:28,080 Speaker 2: in my head I'm going I need to get this 11 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:30,080 Speaker 2: out before I go live on TV, otherwise I won't 12 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:32,440 Speaker 2: be able to focus. But the problem is I'm already 13 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:34,360 Speaker 2: on the desk and I've got all my mic packs 14 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:36,360 Speaker 2: and stuff, and I've got a near piece in and 15 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:39,080 Speaker 2: all my packs they're plugged into my shorts and stuff. 16 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:41,239 Speaker 2: And I was like, well, the last thing I want 17 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:43,880 Speaker 2: to do is work our shorts. Yeah, shorts and slides. 18 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:48,040 Speaker 2: Wow you can't see under the desk, ah wow, unbelievable. 19 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:50,440 Speaker 2: I could be nude under there will, but I'm not 20 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:54,360 Speaker 2: because I'm a professional. Anyway, I decided that I don't 21 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:57,840 Speaker 2: want to walk up to the audio girl and say, hey, yeah, 22 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:01,080 Speaker 2: would you mind taking all my audio year off because 23 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 2: I need to nip out back and take a poop, 24 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:04,880 Speaker 2: so like that conversation can't happen. 25 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:06,000 Speaker 1: So I just take myself to the. 26 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:09,479 Speaker 2: Toilet and I'm looking at all the audio gear that's 27 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:11,040 Speaker 2: on my pants and stuff, and I'm like, I think, 28 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:13,560 Speaker 2: I think if I just dropped out here. I think 29 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:16,200 Speaker 2: if I'd just dropped the shorts and sit and I 30 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:19,039 Speaker 2: don't put the shorts all the way down, then I'll 31 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:19,600 Speaker 2: be okay. 32 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:23,959 Speaker 1: Hang on you why I don't. 33 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:27,560 Speaker 3: I think I just needed to because because are you 34 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:28,880 Speaker 3: saying that you'll be okay? 35 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:29,840 Speaker 2: Is it? 36 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:31,120 Speaker 1: Nothing will fall off enoughing? 37 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:33,280 Speaker 3: Okay, that's what you're talking about. But I was a 38 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,160 Speaker 3: cables but the cables not long enough. 39 00:01:35,319 --> 00:01:35,560 Speaker 1: I know. 40 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:37,280 Speaker 3: Okay, now you know I know. 41 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:41,399 Speaker 2: So I go to pull my pants down not really 42 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:41,960 Speaker 2: thinking about it. 43 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:45,440 Speaker 3: Sorry, just for people out there Australian and conceptualize this, 44 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:47,200 Speaker 3: because I think if you' having an audio pack or 45 00:01:47,319 --> 00:01:48,760 Speaker 3: might pack on you before, that might be a bit. 46 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:49,040 Speaker 1: Hard to get. 47 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:53,320 Speaker 3: It's like picture when you used to plug your headphones 48 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:58,200 Speaker 3: into your phone, right, imagine dropping your pants while the 49 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:00,400 Speaker 3: phone's in your pocket. The headphones I was come out 50 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:03,279 Speaker 3: of your ears yes, right, So that's that's the hazard 51 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:03,800 Speaker 3: we're dealing with. 52 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:06,720 Speaker 2: But and I've got three It's like I've got three 53 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:10,440 Speaker 2: phones on my pants because I've got the I've got 54 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:12,040 Speaker 2: a microphone, that's the thing, and then a third one. 55 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:13,280 Speaker 1: I don't even know what it does, but there's a 56 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:14,440 Speaker 1: third one attached to me as well. 57 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:17,200 Speaker 2: Anyway, two seconds after I drop my pants and I 58 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:20,280 Speaker 2: start moving towards the toilet to pull off the poo, 59 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:23,760 Speaker 2: both mic packs bang bang, fall off straight in the 60 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:30,000 Speaker 2: toilet instantly, instantly right hand straight into the toilet, grab 61 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:30,640 Speaker 2: the mic packs. 62 00:02:30,639 --> 00:02:32,960 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, Like I definitely broke down 63 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:33,720 Speaker 1: mike packs. 64 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:36,239 Speaker 3: They have thousands of dollars each. 65 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:38,240 Speaker 1: And at this point, yeah, we're five minutes until we're 66 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:39,959 Speaker 1: live on tap. Oh my god. 67 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,799 Speaker 2: And I've splashed water all over my shirt and my shorts. 68 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:45,880 Speaker 2: So I go to the hair dryer and I just 69 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:47,280 Speaker 2: I just put these mics purely. 70 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:49,000 Speaker 3: You just go into the makeup room. 71 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:50,919 Speaker 1: And you know, no panicking, because I can't. 72 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:52,760 Speaker 2: I just can't walk back out there with water all 73 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:54,359 Speaker 2: over me and go, guys, I need a new mic 74 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,400 Speaker 2: pack because I was going to take a pee, because 75 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:59,880 Speaker 2: I was embarrassed. Well anyway, so I dry my shirt. 76 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:03,400 Speaker 2: I'm like, well, I need to get this water off 77 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,200 Speaker 2: my shirt, yeah. 78 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:05,240 Speaker 3: Because you could be new underneath. 79 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:08,280 Speaker 2: No, no, exactly. So I dry my shirt. Great, Then 80 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:12,600 Speaker 2: the mic packs looked like they were still on like that. Still, 81 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,480 Speaker 2: I could still see battery on the micpacee. I was like, well, 82 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:18,519 Speaker 2: maybe these haven't broken. But again, the last thing I 83 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:19,959 Speaker 2: want to do is walk out there and explain to 84 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,080 Speaker 2: everyone that I've just dropped these in the toilet, so 85 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:24,720 Speaker 2: can we test them? So rather than have that conversation, 86 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:27,280 Speaker 2: what I do is I walk back on set and 87 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:29,280 Speaker 2: as I'm just walking around the desk, I just start 88 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:33,040 Speaker 2: going la la la la la. 89 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,160 Speaker 1: Mama, Mama, Live TV. You're about to go live. 90 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,720 Speaker 2: And I'm hoping in my head like they will tell 91 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:40,760 Speaker 2: me my MIC's not working and then they'll just assumed 92 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:42,840 Speaker 2: they probably hand you off and that. While that was 93 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:44,280 Speaker 2: going through my head, a little bit a little bit 94 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:46,840 Speaker 2: anxious about that, but I just keep making noises. Anyway, 95 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:50,880 Speaker 2: show starts, nothing, no conversation about it, and I think 96 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:51,400 Speaker 2: it just works. 97 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:55,040 Speaker 1: I think amazingly, the mic packs just work. Okay, right, 98 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,920 Speaker 1: So I got through it, but it worked like it 99 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:58,480 Speaker 1: was fine. 100 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:01,840 Speaker 2: Did you know after no no, I still haven't told 101 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:05,360 Speaker 2: that two of their mic packs have been in the toilet. 102 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:09,680 Speaker 2: No no, I didn't poo. I didn't even get close 103 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:12,760 Speaker 2: to point. It was as I had my short bang 104 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:15,400 Speaker 2: straight in. So they've got two audio packs, which is 105 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:18,520 Speaker 2: probably been used by some like Grant Dania potentially. 106 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:22,040 Speaker 1: Right, they've reuse these packs and it's been in the toilet. 107 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:26,000 Speaker 1: Hear more of the boys on the full podcast. Just 108 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:26,800 Speaker 1: scroll up.