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Speaker 2: Life on Cut radio show Pretty Hotly Laura Burn right
Speaker 2: around Australia. Hi everybody, Hi girls.
Speaker 1: Hi Mitch, the guys on Hi, don't I just don't
Speaker 1: want to fluff around here.
Speaker 3: I've got a problem. I have a problem with the
Speaker 3: men in Australia right now.
Speaker 1: No, look, not all the men. There are some good
Speaker 1: men left in Australia. It's the men that you choose.
Speaker 2: At this point is fault.
Speaker 3: I also, I'm at.
Speaker 1: The point where I think we need to stage an
Speaker 1: intervention for the men that you're attracted to. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I just want to tell you a story. And I
Speaker 1: guess this is what happens when the dating pool gets
Speaker 1: smaller you hit your thirties. You know, there's that awkward
Speaker 1: time where people are already married, they haven't figured out
Speaker 1: that they want a divorce yet, so.
Speaker 3: There's like there's this time that's even people. There's not
Speaker 3: a lot of people out.
Speaker 1: There, like the good men eventually come back on the market,
Speaker 1: but they'll comfort sir. But I was not there, so
Speaker 1: I I mean in the Eastern Beaches too. It's a
Speaker 1: bit of a bubble. So I'm in Sydney in the
Speaker 1: Eastern Beaches now produce a Keisha. She's the one of
Speaker 1: my really good friends. She produces the podcast. We're both single,
Speaker 1: we're both online dating, so we we never match with
Speaker 1: anyone because the Slim Pickings. We were down at the
Speaker 1: park two weeks ago now maybe, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I finally matched with one person. I find I'm someone's decent.
Speaker 1: He was, I mean, had some topless photos.
Speaker 3: It's pretty cute.
Speaker 1: I hate a topless photos. He's so beautiful. I'll show
Speaker 1: him he is.
Speaker 3: I'll show you Tobe. It's you'll appreciate it more So.
Speaker 1: He was divine with the some bands and I was like,
Speaker 1: it's been great weeks of chat. She's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I matched with someone too, and I was like, no way.
Speaker 1: The bands start with her double match and then she's
Speaker 1: like but he stopped talking to me a couple of
Speaker 1: days ago. Now went cold and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: so did my guy. We're like, oh no, so we
Speaker 1: swap phones when like, we've been talking to the same guy.
Speaker 3: This is not the end of the world, okay, but.
Speaker 1: We're like, well, it's a bit deep into conversation. Did
Speaker 1: you get with the same guy? Though we were a
Speaker 1: few weeks deep of bans like it was, it was
Speaker 1: going really well.
Speaker 3: I had said, let's meet up. We've got to that point, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: the bands might one day get in your pants. Well
Speaker 3: that was the plan. Then nothing, so we go cold.
Speaker 3: We forget about it.
Speaker 1: Then Keisha and I a couple of nights later, we're
Speaker 1: out at the pub having some drinks. In walks this guy,
Speaker 1: he's a meter away from us.
Speaker 3: We've never met him.
Speaker 1: I look at him, he looks at me, he looks
Speaker 1: at Keisha. Keisha looks at him. Keisha looks at me.
Speaker 1: I look at Keisha. There's an awkward love triangle. He
Speaker 1: doesn't say a word, and then he walked to the
Speaker 1: other end of the bar. Yeah, so you think he
Speaker 1: clocked it and he was like, oh, that's both the
Speaker 1: girls together. Didn't speak, it would.
Speaker 2: Have sunk he would have gone, God, they've got they've
Speaker 2: teamed up. How do they know?
Speaker 1: But I think this is a good thing, Like he's fine.
Speaker 1: You don't need if you've been chatting to a guy,
Speaker 1: he's talking to someone who you're friends with. There's plenty
Speaker 1: of other fish. I mean, that might be debatable, but
Speaker 1: there's a lot of other fish in this sa. It
Speaker 1: doesn't need to be the same person that your friend
Speaker 1: is also chatting to.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Right, So this is the moment where you let it slide, right,
Speaker 1: You're like, this is he's not a great guy.
Speaker 3: It's not going well, let's let it go.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, he hasn't done anything wrong, but also
Speaker 1: just the yeah true and then didn't speak to you
Speaker 1: and yeah, look, I mean I think that there's other
Speaker 1: people you could pick.
Speaker 3: Yeah cute. So I went on a date with him
Speaker 3: last night.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right?
Speaker 1: I mean the girl does love a red flag? How
Speaker 1: did that go? And my wait? A more important question
Speaker 1: is have you told produced Akisha yet?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: I have. We think this is funny. There's no secret
Speaker 1: to you.
Speaker 2: Did he call you kish? Did he get the names
Speaker 2: mixed up?
Speaker 1: And how many other girls is he talking to on
Speaker 1: Tinder right now?
Speaker 3: Okay, so you know what he told me.
Speaker 1: He said a lie. He told me he did not
Speaker 1: recognize either as the other one.
Speaker 2: He had a red flag on his head.
Speaker 1: Brittany, how did the date go?
Speaker 2: Reeling?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm definitely gonna see him again.
Speaker 1: But the terrible apparently, well, I just want to finish on.
Speaker 1: I went to drop him home. I was like the
Speaker 1: boy because I was driving. I want to drop him home.
Speaker 1: We stopped at the traffic lights.
Speaker 3: I can't believe this is I stopped at.
Speaker 6: The traffic lights.
Speaker 1: Go on, high pitch, it must be good. We stopped
Speaker 1: at the traffic lights that were close to his house,
Speaker 1: and he goes, okay, think you guys so much, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna run, got out of the car, close it all
Speaker 1: and ran.
Speaker 3: He ran.
Speaker 1: Tell you why because he still lives with his girlfriend.
Speaker 1: That's why. That's why he ran while the car was
Speaker 1: still moving.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I'm going to see him again, and ladies.
Speaker 1: And gentlemen, is the reason why Brittany Hockley is still single. Terrible.
Speaker 2: Hey, this is pretty fun. If you're not in the
Speaker 2: lifeun Cut radio show Facebook group, you have to. It's
Speaker 2: like it's own little sub word.
Speaker 1: It's called the life on cut discussion not the group,
Speaker 1: but if you're from the radio land, you can come
Speaker 1: join us. We don't discriminate. We love everybody there.
Speaker 3: We had a what interesting conversation in there.
Speaker 1: Recently, a few questions going around about house sitting. Well,
Speaker 1: I think because everybody's going away on holidays at the moment.
Speaker 1: People have got dogs, you've got plants, You've got all
Speaker 1: these things you got to take care of. Now, there
Speaker 1: was one girl who had written in the Facebook discussion
Speaker 1: group and she was asking the question. So her boss
Speaker 1: had said, can you come over and hou sit while
Speaker 1: we're away? So she said, yeah, no problem, I'll come
Speaker 1: and I'll house it. But he didn't actually specify whether
Speaker 1: or not he was going to pay her to come
Speaker 1: over and house sit for the three weeks that he
Speaker 1: was off on holidays. Now, this was the conversation she
Speaker 1: wanted to know. Is it assumed that you get paid
Speaker 1: for house sitting, especially if it's your boss asking you,
Speaker 1: or do you just house sit out of the goodness
Speaker 1: of your own heart because you get a roof over
Speaker 1: your head and I guess some leftover food in the fridge.
Speaker 3: I think the idea is a no. It shouldn't be assumed.
Speaker 1: But I think that the idea around this is I've
Speaker 1: done a lot of house sitting in my time overseas,
Speaker 1: and I did it as a way to save money.
Speaker 1: You don't get paid for it overseas, but you get
Speaker 1: free accommodations' pay rent.
Speaker 3: And if it's a like a lot of.
Speaker 1: People that get housed as living these big beautiful houses.
Speaker 3: So the idea is you.
Speaker 1: Get to live in luxury for a couple of weeks,
Speaker 1: like we don't pay you, but look at the house
Speaker 1: you live in. So I think you definitely need to
Speaker 1: have the conversation. It cannot be assumed. Yeah, but all
Speaker 1: find if you're a backpacker in another country. But if
Speaker 1: you've got to pay rent in your own house, that's like,
Speaker 1: you know, five hundred meters down the road or in
Speaker 1: another suburb. It's just annoying staying at someone else's house
Speaker 1: because then you've got to go home.
Speaker 3: And get a mansion on Dover Heights.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think if you're going to have
Speaker 1: someone house it and it's not saving them any money
Speaker 1: because they've still got to pay rent in their own home,
Speaker 1: then I think you've got to pay.
Speaker 2: Them especially if it's a boss. You can't get your
Speaker 2: employee in your house and not pay them.
Speaker 1: Absolutely. On top of that too, it's not just that
Speaker 1: you're come into staying this nice house. If you've actually
Speaker 1: asked someone to come and do the work. You're walking
Speaker 1: in the dog, you're feeding the cat, you're taking them
Speaker 1: out to go to it like you're doing extra. Then yeah,
Speaker 1: there definitely needs to be a conversation about the money.
Speaker 1: And that's annoying because like, if you're there and you're
Speaker 1: taking care of their pets or whatever, you've got to
Speaker 1: be on their schedule. You've got to make sure you
Speaker 1: take I fell out for his afternoon poop. You've got
Speaker 1: a feat Like, there's responsibilities there. Do you know when
Speaker 1: I was house sitting over in England This is a
Speaker 1: true story. I was house sitting for this really rich family,
Speaker 1: a beautiful mansion in the woods.
Speaker 3: The dog died.
Speaker 1: While you were house sitting. Well, I'm going to guess
Speaker 1: they didn't pay you.
Speaker 3: They definitely did not. He went out into the woods
Speaker 3: and he was the prized possession.
Speaker 2: He never came.
Speaker 1: Back all that. He disliked you that much. He ran
Speaker 1: away and died, but they found him though they found
Speaker 1: they found him, and they won't even they won't anger
Speaker 1: at me. It turns out that he had They did
Speaker 1: some checks, you know, they paid the extra money for
Speaker 1: the cat skins. He had like a heart murmur, and
Speaker 1: he just passed away at eight. It was just very
Speaker 1: this bad timing. I mean, cause you have a profile
Speaker 1: when you house sits, so people can go and comment
Speaker 1: this is that is traumatic. That is traumatizing for you.
Speaker 1: Case having a pet die when you're the house sitter.
Speaker 1: I can't even imagine.
Speaker 3: I wanted to run away. I was like, how do
Speaker 3: I even tell them? How do I say? Hey, I
Speaker 3: know I had one job here I.
Speaker 2: House set for a friend in was a haunted house
Speaker 2: and I ended up paying for sage to do a
Speaker 2: sale or not.
Speaker 6: Yes, my good friend.
Speaker 2: I said, hey, there's scratch marks on the wall. They went,
Speaker 2: this is true story. They went, they weren't scratch marks.
Speaker 2: When they got back, they went, there were scratch marks.
Speaker 2: I didn't do them. Another did we A ghul scratched
Speaker 2: the walls. So I got saved, and I saved the
Speaker 2: whole house.
Speaker 1: You just made me feel physically ill. I get to
Speaker 1: his my eydes because I believe in goes. I think
Speaker 1: there were something in that house. Okay, I'm going to
Speaker 1: getting back to whether or not people need to pay.
Speaker 1: This is we I've gotten off track and stuff has
Speaker 1: gotten wild. We want to know if you've got someone
Speaker 1: staying in your house, do you pay them or is
Speaker 1: it just the kindness of your own heart? Yes, that
Speaker 1: you're doing your house citting.
Speaker 2: Well, there's something we do here on the show. Five
Speaker 2: calls says it all. We get five calls and we
Speaker 2: see where the tally lies. At the end, it's either
Speaker 2: going to be yes, or it's either going to be
Speaker 2: no pay or you do it for free.
Speaker 3: Just don't kill the dog.
Speaker 2: Yeah, taking your calls to the lifephone cart radio show.
Speaker 2: Right around Australia, we're in the middle of a very
Speaker 2: heated debate.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that was very dramatic music listen.
Speaker 2: Someone posted in the life Phone Cut discussion group on
Speaker 2: Facebook they were asked a house sit their home by
Speaker 2: their boss and they weren't paid. So the discussion is,
Speaker 2: should you be paid if you were house sitting a
Speaker 2: house for a friend, for a boss, whoever it may be,
Speaker 2: Should you be paid for your services?
Speaker 6: Laura?
Speaker 2: You think?
Speaker 1: And it was very divided. It was a heated, heated discussion,
Speaker 1: and I think you should absolutely be paid. It's a job.
Speaker 1: Keeping a dog alive as a job.
Speaker 3: I think it's dependent on the situation.
Speaker 1: I think if it's got to say yes or no,
Speaker 1: it's a beautiful big mansion, yes or no, baby, yes,
Speaker 1: with considerations.
Speaker 2: We're making the calls of the Australian public. Five calls
Speaker 2: says it all, and by the end we will have
Speaker 2: a result. Let's go to the phone. It's extra drama.
Speaker 2: I'm starting that again. There's a lot Gina on thirteen
Speaker 2: one sixty five. Gina to be paid or not to
Speaker 2: be paid for house sitting. Hello.
Speaker 5: I think it's kind of depending on the relationship you
Speaker 5: have with them, Like if it's a bit of a
Speaker 5: working relationship, then yeah, you probably should be paid, Gina.
Speaker 1: We need a yes or no. Yeah, take a side,
Speaker 1: get off that fence, Gina. It's a yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: a lot to pay them. Yes, we love it.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Gena, you got there in the end. Crystal
Speaker 2: thirteen one o six five is it yeay or is
Speaker 2: it may?
Speaker 5: It's a may? You did expect to be paid. I
Speaker 5: just think that you should expect them to return the
Speaker 5: fame for you.
Speaker 1: Interesting, Okay, I don't want my boss coming to my house. No,
Speaker 1: tell the head of around they can't come stay at
Speaker 1: my house.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Crystal. Let's move on, so it's one one each,
Speaker 2: Dear Paula, Hello, Paula.
Speaker 3: Yes or no, Paula, you feel like a yes absolutely?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: I got that vibe, Paula.
Speaker 6: Good absolutely responsibility, Like you're looking after your house animals.
Speaker 7: If you're doing you're doing a job basically, so you
Speaker 7: should be getting paid.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 1: And I killed my own plants, so if I have
Speaker 1: to be responsible for someone.
Speaker 3: Else, I would never get everything would be dead.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Paula.
Speaker 2: Harriet, Yes or no? Should you be paid if you
Speaker 2: were asked to house sit?
Speaker 5: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 7: I used to do it all the time when I
Speaker 7: was younger, Like I just finished school. I was, you know,
Speaker 7: at UNI.
Speaker 6: It wasn't my job. I had a job.
Speaker 7: I went to UNI. It was just a fun way
Speaker 7: to get out and have my own space, like I
Speaker 7: was playing Bill Barry.
Speaker 3: Did a dog die on your watch too?
Speaker 7: No, a dog did not die on more responsible than
Speaker 7: all of us.
Speaker 2: You've got one up, all right, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1: Time, breakup.
Speaker 2: The nose have to the yeses have too. I'm going
Speaker 2: to do it again. This is a final call. Five calls.
Speaker 1: Does everyone have anxiety from this year?
Speaker 2: Anxiety in general?
Speaker 1: Yes, I see yes, life, something terrible, bad and foreboding
Speaker 1: is about to happen here, bitch.
Speaker 2: What's it going to be?
Speaker 1: A yes or no? Gees?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 2: No, No, let's find out. Gemma in Harris Park. Hello,
Speaker 2: ended for us? Should you be paid to house it?
Speaker 2: Yes or no?
Speaker 6: Big yes?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yes, Well show me the money, honey, that's laurl
Speaker 1: about here. Yeah, I've said it all.
Speaker 3: It is a yes, So you should be paid to
Speaker 3: house suit.
Speaker 1: No. One should be doing anything for free these days.
Speaker 3: Like it's a mansion, I will do it for free.
Speaker 1: Yeah, unless I can come to live in your mansion
Speaker 1: with zero responsibilities.
Speaker 2: I will do it. Yeah yeah. Or you kill their
Speaker 2: dog and then pay for the vet bills in the cremation.
Speaker 6: Ho would do that now?
Speaker 3: It is a thirty four year old in your mansion.
Speaker 2: A democracy lives on here at the lifelun Cut Radio show.
Speaker 1: I mean it's not really the high end democracies.
Speaker 2: It it's like a small Italian village. We're doing an
Speaker 2: ask uncut.
Speaker 3: This is ask uncut. This is one of our favorite segments.
Speaker 1: You guys, we write in questions to us your deepest,
Speaker 1: darkest dilemmas well, some of them actually aren't that deep
Speaker 1: and dark, and we do our best to give you
Speaker 1: our advice. Now, we're not overly qualified, but we're very passionate.
Speaker 1: And Laura, you have a question in your hot little hand.
Speaker 1: I do Hi, girls, I've just found out that my
Speaker 1: partner of over a year has an app in his phone,
Speaker 1: one of those vault type apps that has nude photos
Speaker 1: of every girl that has ever sent him a spicy pig.
Speaker 1: He said that he doesn't really look at them, but
Speaker 1: I feel so uncomfortable about it. Why would he still
Speaker 1: have them? Am I completely crazy to think this isn't okay?
Speaker 1: Do you keep old nudes? Please help?
Speaker 3: He one hundred looks at them?
Speaker 1: You don't have a secret photo vault app that you
Speaker 1: keep every nude in and then say I don't actually
Speaker 1: really look at them though? Why do you have the photovolt?
Speaker 1: Have you ever been in this situation? Have you ever
Speaker 1: dated a guy and then found out that he had
Speaker 1: nudes of his ex? I don't think I have But
Speaker 1: I have a friend who this happened to literally like
Speaker 1: a month ago. She's in a relationship. She found a
Speaker 1: vault on his phone. This actually probably written in by her,
Speaker 1: who knows.
Speaker 3: She had a vault.
Speaker 1: He had a vault with his ex girlfriends, just one
Speaker 1: all her nudes in it, and I think some sex
Speaker 1: tapes as well. Now this doesn't sit right with me
Speaker 1: because I don't think if you're in a relationship and
Speaker 1: you love each other and it's committed, I don't think
Speaker 1: you should have access to a plethora of nude photos
Speaker 1: from every person you have ever been with in your life.
Speaker 1: I mean, do you have to delete them entirely or
Speaker 1: can you just put them on a computer somewhere that
Speaker 1: you don't look at them very often? Okay, hell, why
Speaker 1: are carrying them around on your phone?
Speaker 3: I'm getting a vibe that maybe you'd still.
Speaker 1: Got some news on your phone.
Speaker 6: This was you. You have to.
Speaker 1: Actually completely delete them from your life. This question came
Speaker 1: in from Maddie Jay. No, I've been in this situation.
Speaker 1: I actually dated a guy who had a secret app
Speaker 1: in his phone. It was a calculator and it was
Speaker 1: only that I found out that this calculator app if
Speaker 1: you put in a special code into the calculator, it
Speaker 1: opened up as a photo vault.
Speaker 3: How did you even discover that we're trying to do
Speaker 3: some mathematics? One day in the vault opened THO I
Speaker 3: was actually I was.
Speaker 1: I was away on holidays. I had read an article,
Speaker 1: a tech article about this app and how kids were
Speaker 1: using it to fool their parents. And my boyfriend at
Speaker 1: the time was a bit look, he was a bit
Speaker 1: crap and I thought, you know what, I bet he
Speaker 1: has that app? And I picked up his phone. I
Speaker 1: did he buddy had the app. Anyway, it caused many fights.
Speaker 1: He would never show me what was in it, but
Speaker 1: I did find out eventually, and yeah, it was a
Speaker 1: lot of photos of his ex I don't recommend it.
Speaker 1: I think that if your boyfriend's saying that it's okay
Speaker 1: because he only looks at them sometimes, you probably should
Speaker 1: get a new boyfriend.
Speaker 3: I would recommend that you delete.
Speaker 1: You get him to delete that app, and if he's
Speaker 1: arguing the point with you, if he says that he
Speaker 1: doesn't want to delete, that he needs it for some
Speaker 1: sort of resource or back up, then I would be
Speaker 1: leaving that relationship very quickly.
Speaker 3: Get a subscription to porn Hub.
Speaker 1: If you guys have a question that you want us
Speaker 1: to answer, I slide on into our DM's Life on
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Speaker 3: Let us know.
Speaker 1: It could be deep, dark and dirty, or it could
Speaker 1: be really lighthearted, but we will do our best to
Speaker 1: answer them here on Life on Cut Radio show with
Speaker 1: Bret Hockey and Laura Burn.
Speaker 2: Ladies, are we excited for the Block tomorrow night? It's
Speaker 2: premiering tomorrow.
Speaker 3: I love the Block?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1: I also love that it's become quite dramatic. There's always
Speaker 1: a bit of spicy fights that happened there day makes
Speaker 1: me like it just really makes me think, I'll never
Speaker 1: have that a really nice house or a spicy house
Speaker 1: spouse to fight with a nice house.
Speaker 3: So I feel like all of the above.
Speaker 2: My favorite part of the block is when the judges
Speaker 2: enter and they judge. Oh they're so good. I love
Speaker 2: them all. My favorite is Shana Blaze. She's an award
Speaker 2: winning interior designer. Of course you judge on the Block.
Speaker 2: She joins us. Now, Hello, Shane, I welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Hi.
Speaker 6: How could I not be excited about that introduction? Thank you?
Speaker 1: The man knows how to do an introduction, Shana, I
Speaker 1: am so excited to speak to you. We are in
Speaker 1: the crux of renovating a house ourselves and we are
Speaker 1: making a lot less mistakes. But before we get into
Speaker 1: talking about the absolute mess that is my current renovation situation,
Speaker 1: I want to know what is the worst house that
Speaker 1: you think has been renovated on the block? Oh, the
Speaker 1: worst house, Yes, let's focus on the negatives. I'm definitely
Speaker 1: the optimistic one of this, of course with Laura. So
Speaker 1: do you know why? Because we see so many nice ones?
Speaker 1: They always look nice, and that's what TV sometimes does.
Speaker 1: And I want to know which one did you walk
Speaker 1: into and go, oh, dear, Look.
Speaker 6: I think they all have this essences, o dear, because
Speaker 6: we do like I think as an overall that's a
Speaker 6: bit hard to do. But I can tell you a
Speaker 6: couple of the space that I went o Deer and
Speaker 6: that was like one of my first couple of ones,
Speaker 6: which was the high rise one where it was tricks
Speaker 6: in john O. They had completely run out of money,
Speaker 6: but I had the outdoor terrace and literally it was
Speaker 6: just like a water feature and a cup of pebbles
Speaker 6: on the.
Speaker 5: Part of the floor and it.
Speaker 6: Was just like, you have to be kidding me and
Speaker 6: those people. You keep trying just look at your budget,
Speaker 6: be careful, be careful, and like just a bag of
Speaker 6: pebbles and it was just like, I think one of
Speaker 6: them wasn't even open.
Speaker 1: I mean, my dog, Delilah, I have a bag of
Speaker 1: pebbles and water feature in her kennel, so I feel
Speaker 1: like she's doing better.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, I reckon anything was going to be an improve.
Speaker 1: Shana. I feel like, I mean, I could be getting
Speaker 1: my wires cross here, but I come from a bachelor background,
Speaker 1: so it does.
Speaker 3: Laura, I feel like this is supposed to be about.
Speaker 1: Building and design and architecture, but there seems to be
Speaker 1: every year some more scandals, some more flights, some.
Speaker 3: Lovey lovey tiars.
Speaker 1: Is this season going to be more about the drama
Speaker 1: or is shifting into some sort of like marrit at
Speaker 1: first sight bachelate territory?
Speaker 6: Oh Lordie, you're what you're thinking?
Speaker 2: Why supping and whom scot caam one can only hope.
Speaker 6: Look, I think the thing is you can never gauge
Speaker 6: how it's going to go because the tension and the
Speaker 6: stress of like the weather, the weather is absolutely areezing,
Speaker 6: like frosts and the wind. So the conditions were bad.
Speaker 6: We were people were running out of budget, so there
Speaker 6: was a lot of things that you don't have to
Speaker 6: manufacture any sort of like ardibargie, because the elements in
Speaker 6: all those situations just make you fraught and make people
Speaker 6: sort of not only just to have each other, but
Speaker 6: turn on yourself. So I think you're going to just
Speaker 6: see not so much argibargie with other people, but sort
Speaker 6: of in their own couple, of their own team, and
Speaker 6: then also what they do to themselves, because it's just
Speaker 6: it's highly stressful, and I don't think you know you're
Speaker 6: living until you pushed you into this arena.
Speaker 1: I mean to be fair, I usually end up in
Speaker 1: the argument after going into our care for a day,
Speaker 1: so I can relate to this those people do.
Speaker 3: That's why you stay single.
Speaker 2: Guys really quickly, Shane, I want to know in the
Speaker 2: promo you're riding a horse. Now, did they get a
Speaker 2: stunt Shana or is that actually you riding that horse?
Speaker 6: How good am I? I am so frickin' amazing at myself?
Speaker 6: How great I am?
Speaker 1: Perfact?
Speaker 6: No, it was a stunt double. It was a stunt double.
Speaker 6: Oh it was this gorgeous girl who was actually also
Speaker 6: doing work behind seeing work and everything on the brayer.
Speaker 6: And anyway, I feel very sorry for her because she
Speaker 6: was about twenty two and I looked at and I
Speaker 6: think this is great for my ego yours.
Speaker 3: We haat her up a little bit.
Speaker 2: That's okay, oh, Shana. Well, we're very excited for the
Speaker 2: block at premieeres tomorrow night at seven on Channel nine. Now,
Speaker 2: we want you to stick around for a second, Shana,
Speaker 2: because Maddie Jay and are very on Laura Burn are
Speaker 2: renovating their house and Laura hat she's torn. She's got
Speaker 2: quite a few options, so she's going to bring you
Speaker 2: her options, and she wants you to, via a process
Speaker 2: of elimination, whittle them down and help her pick the
Speaker 2: best items for ultimate resale on her house.
Speaker 6: Am I going to Am I going to pit Mattie
Speaker 6: Jay against Laura at the point.
Speaker 2: That's why we're doing it.
Speaker 6: Yes, I'm really good at that, so my honesty prevail. Oh,
Speaker 6: I'm waiting. I can't wait for this bit.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, so what's going on, Lauria. You're renovating with Maddie.
Speaker 1: Well, so we are. Yeah, we bought a house last year.
Speaker 1: We're going to start the renovations. We're all in the
Speaker 1: midst of like the actual planning phase. But there's been
Speaker 1: a few things that we can't see eye to eye
Speaker 1: on and for us, like one of the things is like,
Speaker 1: we want it to be a home that we can
Speaker 1: live in that's functional for our needs but also has
Speaker 1: good resale value. Yes, And so there's a couple of
Speaker 1: different things that we're tossing up at the moment that
Speaker 1: we're like, well, what would that look like if it
Speaker 1: was to go back on the market, and where are
Speaker 1: we going to get the best, you know, bang for
Speaker 1: our buck. Basically, Okay, I'm going to kick it off.
Speaker 2: We want to music. Music, all right, let's go.
Speaker 1: Okay, So there's one thing that we've been arguing about
Speaker 1: quite a bit lately, and now it's all around kitchen.
Speaker 1: Do you think it's more important to have a butler
Speaker 1: pantry or a butler.
Speaker 6: Butler's pantry, But if the butler has his shirt off,
Speaker 6: makee that would be.
Speaker 3: I agree with that. I mean, personally, I'd go for
Speaker 3: the butler, the topless butler.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: Number two, would you prefer a food incinerator or a
Speaker 1: fireman pole.
Speaker 3: Now I think carefully. This is resale, all.
Speaker 6: Right, I think of food in sin Corona. It's unfortunate.
Speaker 1: Those things will be dangerous, though. What have you got
Speaker 1: kids in the house? Fire and poles not size. There's
Speaker 1: plenty of other uses here.
Speaker 6: No, unless you're going to be bridget Joones.
Speaker 1: No, okay, all right? What about plantation shutters or a bidet?
Speaker 6: Oh, for God's sake, it made it so easy for
Speaker 6: me would.
Speaker 2: Use them.
Speaker 1: You can't go.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: We are in Bali a couple of weeks ago, now Shana,
Speaker 2: and we love the day. Oh my god.
Speaker 6: Okay, I tell you the functions these days. You'll never
Speaker 6: the bathroom.
Speaker 3: And the seeds are heated.
Speaker 1: There's a spray, light spray, hard spray, emotional spray.
Speaker 3: This a lot, okay? And what about and this is
Speaker 3: a real this.
Speaker 5: Is for me.
Speaker 3: I'm torn. I'm very torn.
Speaker 1: A herb garden or a sex room?
Speaker 6: Well for resale, it depends on the demographic. So where
Speaker 6: is the house being sold?
Speaker 3: I mean everyone grows up at some stags.
Speaker 1: It's in Bangalo. But I feel like, you know, I
Speaker 1: always kill plants, So I'm boot worried. Yea garden by
Speaker 1: the time I'm finished.
Speaker 6: It's safer to kill the plants than each other in
Speaker 6: a sex room.
Speaker 1: I think anyone that's at the age that they're buying
Speaker 1: a house is going to be having sex.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Brittany.
Speaker 2: Are you and Maddie? We should confirm, are you guys?
Speaker 1: We have two children, but they were both immaculate conception.
Speaker 1: We still just hold Okay, last question, this is truly
Speaker 1: where we're at. It's a biggie.
Speaker 2: Look.
Speaker 1: What is more important in a house? A feature ware
Speaker 1: or a mirror above the bed.
Speaker 6: Your themes have really got me. You've got the pole,
Speaker 6: you've got the sex room, You've.
Speaker 3: Got the mirror above the shades of gray? Or is
Speaker 3: this the blog? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean we are from the you've already told you having.
Speaker 2: She's got issues. She does know.
Speaker 1: It's we've got the ring light. It's just so Matt
Speaker 1: can check himself like he looks beautiful. It's there's nothing
Speaker 1: going on.
Speaker 2: It's just so he can see no one looks good birds.
Speaker 2: I knew nobody.
Speaker 1: There is the mirror of the roof for the toppler's butler.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Shana, thanks for joining us. It's we cannot wait. Tomorrow
Speaker 1: night is the premiere.
Speaker 2: Of the block Ye seven o'clock on Channel nine. Chuck
Speaker 2: is Shaner. We can't wait to watch.
Speaker 3: Bye th Shana.
Speaker 6: You guys are hilarious.
Speaker 3: Thank you. We'll record that put in our set.
Speaker 2: By all right, guys, stand by next we are we're
Speaker 2: unpacking Brittany's airport dilemma. She's had a big issue at
Speaker 2: an airport brick. Right, it's not it's not nice.
Speaker 1: Look, it's not a big issue, but it's one of
Speaker 1: those things that's a bit of a pet peeve.
Speaker 3: Are those things that really grind you?
Speaker 2: We all have them? Yeah, when you're traveling. Is it
Speaker 2: annoying that we keep saying we all got back from Barich?
Speaker 1: Do you know what? We can stop talking about this.
Speaker 1: But why I think that what this conversation is relevant
Speaker 1: is because so many people are traveling at the moment
Speaker 1: and it's annoying. Like it is annoying to see people
Speaker 1: traveling and having a great time on Instagram. So we
Speaker 1: don't want to talk about how wonderful travel is because
Speaker 1: I want to mute those people. I don't want to
Speaker 1: see it anymore. I don't want to about it.
Speaker 3: Person Laura, but not anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm here, I'm in this room. What we were talking
Speaker 1: about just before is like, what is the things that
Speaker 1: go wrong or the pet peeves.
Speaker 3: That you have when you are traveling.
Speaker 1: Well, I've got one and this is a bit of
Speaker 1: a PSA. I want everybody listening to really take this
Speaker 1: on board when you go to the airport next time,
Speaker 1: because it really grinds my gears. You've gotten off your plane,
Speaker 1: You've gone to the buggy, You've gone to the baggage
Speaker 1: to pick up your luggage. You trying to say baggage
Speaker 1: and luggage simultaneously. Gage buggy to the gage, I get
Speaker 1: off my buggy to the buggage luggage pick up that
Speaker 1: you you go to the baggage pickup and the baggage
Speaker 1: does to come around the people. If everyone stands right
Speaker 1: one to two meters back from the carousel, that means
Speaker 1: everybody there, every citizen can see their bag coming. What
Speaker 1: people do is they step up their knees, their shins
Speaker 1: are touching the carousel. Nobody else can see their luggage,
Speaker 1: so everyone has to move forward and then it is
Speaker 1: an absolute shit fight. So we've just done two three
Speaker 1: years of social distancing, keeping a meter back social distance
Speaker 1: to the carousel when it comes to getting your baggage.
Speaker 1: But also, don't you think like that's the one time
Speaker 1: when people are so wildly selfish and it's the equivalent
Speaker 1: of when you're driving down a freeway and someone just
Speaker 1: won't let you merge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, oh they block you off?
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 2: I hate as well is automated check in desks, Like
Speaker 2: we can barely do self servant calls people. How do
Speaker 2: you think we can check into an international flight with
Speaker 2: a computer. I want to talk to someone in a
Speaker 2: lovely skirt and a little cravat try and get a
Speaker 2: free upgrade.
Speaker 1: Then it says when you check in right through all
Speaker 1: these buttons, you press everything, you put your passport in.
Speaker 3: Then it says, oh, sorry, you need to see someone
Speaker 3: at the desk. Yes, okay. Why did I spend fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: Trying to train to put a bag tag on? I
Speaker 2: always get it wrong and to stick it on the wrong.
Speaker 1: Pressure when you have to label them to get exactly
Speaker 1: you have to put the bag tag on. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm sure they go through so much rigorous training to
Speaker 1: figure that one out. My pet peeve when it comes
Speaker 1: to like airport travel has to do with actually being
Speaker 1: on the plane. I'm I am such a proficient sleeper.
Speaker 1: I can sleep anywhere. I can sleep anytime. It doesn't
Speaker 1: matter what's going on. I could bit a concert and
Speaker 1: I could have a nap. So like, as soon as
Speaker 1: I get on a plane, I'm like, I'm ask on nap.
Speaker 1: Why why wake someone up? Why wake someone up to
Speaker 1: ask if they want food? Why you don't need to
Speaker 1: just let me sleep the whole time.
Speaker 3: I'd rather get woken up for food. I always wake up.
Speaker 3: But I've missed all the food, that all my neighbor's
Speaker 3: taken my meal.
Speaker 2: But maybe you've got sleep happening. You should be tested.
Speaker 1: They tried to wake you up three times, couldn't get there. Okay,
Speaker 1: my last peeve, and this is it, my last peeve.
Speaker 1: When the plane pulls up, everyone can get up off.
Speaker 1: When everyone frantically jumps up like no one's getting off
Speaker 1: the plane, guys, the doors are closed, the stairs haven't
Speaker 1: been wheeled over by but but it's not even that's
Speaker 1: everyone jumps up right. And then when everyone can finally
Speaker 1: walk out, the people that don't let you in. So
Speaker 1: when you're closest to the door, it's your time to
Speaker 1: exit your row, and they don't let you down the aisle.
Speaker 3: I think that is the height of rudeness.
Speaker 1: I have the feeling that you just have a problem
Speaker 1: with people who congregate, like that's Britney's problem around the
Speaker 1: baggage in the aisle.
Speaker 3: Any congregation Brittie's against.
Speaker 2: She also hates skate parks and she hates protests looking
Speaker 2: that way, Yes, what is your airport? Pet pee? If
Speaker 2: you travel, pet peeve, give us a call. We'll get
Speaker 2: you on next. A lot of traveling happening in the world,
Speaker 2: a lot of luggage issues happening in the world, and
Speaker 2: traveling can be amazing when you're there. But the pet
Speaker 2: peeves that people have about travel it's through the roof.
Speaker 2: You've got some brand, Yeah, I've got a couple. I
Speaker 2: had a very long list. I didn't know it was
Speaker 2: long until I started.
Speaker 1: Actually, well, I feel like we also want to make
Speaker 1: people who aren't traveling right now feel better about the
Speaker 1: fact that they're not traveling.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very true. True. So what's your airport? Pet pee?
Speaker 2: If you travel? Pet peeve? Ellie thirteen one I six
Speaker 2: five high.
Speaker 1: Hi, hi, Ellie.
Speaker 5: So when you are traveling and you've got a flight
Speaker 5: to catch, or in my case the other day, I
Speaker 5: was already on the flight and they decide to get
Speaker 5: your back off the flight and just sort of let
Speaker 5: you wander back into the air court without having the
Speaker 5: slightest clue what's going on.
Speaker 1: They didn't Was it just you, were you arrested by
Speaker 1: the police, or was the whole plane told.
Speaker 5: To get off? It was the entire plane was told
Speaker 5: to get off.
Speaker 1: Do you know what that sort of to me? Reeks off,
Speaker 1: That reeks of technical issues and the plane shouldn't be
Speaker 1: in the air. I think i'd be happy about that one.
Speaker 3: You don't want to be on that plane.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think that plane should be going anywhere.
Speaker 2: Nothing worse than the captain announces the reason for the
Speaker 2: delay is technical issues, and about nine minutes later it's fixed. Okay.
Speaker 2: Nothing takes nine minutes.
Speaker 1: To fix on, especially the engine when there's like engine
Speaker 1: lights on. Guys, just give us a hot.
Speaker 2: Second blake on thirteen when I six five? What's your
Speaker 2: pet peeve buddy?
Speaker 4: Hi, guys, what about these bloody men advocates who were
Speaker 4: standing right at the very of.
Speaker 6: The bag carrousel?
Speaker 4: You know where all your bags come out, They've got
Speaker 4: to stand right there the shoulder. You They're blocking everyone
Speaker 4: from being able to see which bag's coming through. You're
Speaker 4: sort of doing that stupid little jump that you do.
Speaker 4: You know, you stand behind them and you're doing the
Speaker 4: little hot Can I.
Speaker 5: See my bag?
Speaker 6: Can I see my bag?
Speaker 3: Why? Blake, you are the man of my dream?
Speaker 1: I just said the exact same thing. I think, I
Speaker 1: don't know, maybe we should meet up in the barrack
Speaker 1: bag though. The amount of rage that you are displaying
Speaker 1: about this situation, I feel like you've this has really
Speaker 1: hit home for you. This has happened recently. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was just flying back from the GOLDI the
Speaker 4: other day, and I don't know if you saw all
Speaker 4: the footage, but the airports were packed, absolutely packed. Just
Speaker 4: stand back a little bit bit, a bit of shoulder
Speaker 4: with the pipe. Wasn't that what we were supposed to
Speaker 4: be doing for all these last years?
Speaker 1: You just listening to the.
Speaker 3: Literally just you have just said word for word what
Speaker 3: I my pet, Peeve was what I've just ran into.
Speaker 2: Colors your hair, Blake, you're tall, or send us a picture.
Speaker 1: I'll get right on that. This is the public service announcement.
Speaker 2: Everyone needs than you like, oh god, that's the end
Speaker 2: of us. So we do not the end of us,
Speaker 2: just for today. We're back next week.
Speaker 1: Is we are back next week and we have a
Speaker 1: cracking podcast episode coming out on Tuesday that is with
Speaker 1: Alexis Fernandez. She is a master's in euroscience.
Speaker 3: She has a master's in yours.
Speaker 1: She's physically a master.
Speaker 2: She's a degree.
Speaker 1: She's a piece of paper that you put on the wall. No,
Speaker 1: but the episode is so good because, like we talk
Speaker 1: a lot on the podcast about heartbreak, about like going
Speaker 1: through the motions, what that does to us, But she
Speaker 1: is talking about what is the effect on the brain
Speaker 1: during heartbreak, Like what actually happens to us? Why do
Speaker 1: we feel so crazy? Why do we feel so like
Speaker 1: bereft or heartbroken or you know, And she's unpacking kind
Speaker 1: of like what's happening on a physiological level that actually
Speaker 1: makes us react the way that we do, And a
Speaker 1: lot of really serious important stuff like why is makeup
Speaker 1: sex so good?
Speaker 3: So the stuff that we really.
Speaker 1: Wanted to know, you know, yeah, the really important stuff.
Speaker 1: The master's degree on the wall, let's talk about sex, baby,
Speaker 1: But that is all coming up on Tuesday's episode, and
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