WEBVTT - SURPRISE! Pig Week 5.0 

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<v Speaker 1>Just hosted by a couple of mitches. Hello, yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>delace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of fun just you.

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<v Speaker 2>You feelthy unhinged bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly is Mitch Julie and Michual Cohos Hello?

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<v Speaker 2>Who who?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Halloa?

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<v Speaker 1>Nice to measure to meet you yet charming? I think

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<v Speaker 1>the big fan love the farm videos.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh thanks, you get a long time no chat Dallan,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, we're back, well temporarily, we're back. Hire

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<v Speaker 2>you to get Yeah we have. You didn't think we'd

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<v Speaker 2>forget about Pig Week, didn't you? With their annual tradition.

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<v Speaker 1>We've done it every year, even if the podcast wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>back for this one only special occasion. I think we

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<v Speaker 1>still celebrate pig Weeks as friends, just privately.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, well everyone, we encourage you ever want to get

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<v Speaker 2>amongst pig Week. If you don't know what the fuck

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<v Speaker 2>pig Week is, if you knew, here weird spot to

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<v Speaker 2>start the series, I will say, but this is just

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<v Speaker 2>not the week for you know, balance moderation in your diet.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the week to fucking pop that kick cat

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<v Speaker 2>in your trolley. Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Order that pizza for tea the full cake, eat it,

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<v Speaker 1>have a slice, Make crepes or pancakes for breakfast.

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<v Speaker 2>Just be that sounds kind of healthy. Crapes.

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<v Speaker 1>No crepes or pancakes, awful?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you doing with your crpes and pancakes?

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<v Speaker 1>Just not sugar lemon like a lot of a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of fat. But that's not everyday food. You couldn't have

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<v Speaker 1>crepes and pancakes every day.

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<v Speaker 2>Crape it's basically like an omelet, right, No, that's what I.

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<v Speaker 1>Have with every day. No, crape is a thin pancake.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I just thought it was a couple of eggs.

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<v Speaker 1>No, a couple of eggs, flour, bit of sugar, vanilla.

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<v Speaker 2>It's sweet. You can do, pigy, have crpe for breakfast.

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<v Speaker 1>Go crape pap Speaking of crape, our thod wheel is here.

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<v Speaker 2>She's returned.

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<v Speaker 1>We have defrosted her from the cryogenic fridge. We play through.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm still a bit cold that I'm getting there, Jenny.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you started for pick week and that you always

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<v Speaker 2>wake of the year you always wanted to?

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<v Speaker 1>That's how it came about. People were just saying idiots.

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<v Speaker 1>Our listeners were saying, oh, pig Week, we're still celebrating,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's so shows not on to celebrate, but the

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<v Speaker 1>idiots were going to continue doing it, so we thought, well,

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<v Speaker 1>we can't let them be pigs on their own.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't that so impressive that they remembered when pig Week was?

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<v Speaker 1>I know, life forgot.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be honest. I actually set a reminder for when

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<v Speaker 2>pig Week is in my calendar. I reckon in January. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because I had this idea we'd have to do a

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<v Speaker 2>reunion episode for pig Week. But because I know you

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<v Speaker 2>so well, Mitchell, I was like, if I pitched this

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<v Speaker 2>idea too far in advance, he might get overwhelmed. So

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<v Speaker 2>I'll act like it's really spontaneous.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So I texted you both what two days ago and said,

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<v Speaker 2>I just had this idea. Should we reunite.

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<v Speaker 4>With be manipulated?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a little bit. It's been in my calendar for ages.

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<v Speaker 2>I had the whole week record pig Week question mark

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<v Speaker 2>your kid I never killed? So should we should we

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<v Speaker 2>share what we've brought for pig Week?

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<v Speaker 1>We should start with it?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's just, first of all, so good to be back.

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<v Speaker 1>It is good to be missed you guys, Mitch has

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<v Speaker 1>his tally because we're in Mitch's apartment because obviously week's

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<v Speaker 1>part of ways with iHeart Radio. After the homophobia, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to be.

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<v Speaker 2>A bit awkward for you to walk back into the

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<v Speaker 2>Kiss building.

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<v Speaker 1>It would I'm not welcome. Jenna is the only one

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<v Speaker 1>still in the Kiss building.

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<v Speaker 2>It's true.

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<v Speaker 3>Who would have thought the drawer?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, we will update you on our lives. But

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<v Speaker 1>on Mitch's apartment the Penhouse. He's got a chart that

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<v Speaker 1>says who is it, and it's got like your top

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<v Speaker 1>twenty friends in your life, and then every time that

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<v Speaker 1>friend arrives at your apartment, they put a little tally

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<v Speaker 1>notch next to their name.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's become a bit of an incentive for my

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<v Speaker 2>friends to actually come and visit me. There will be

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<v Speaker 2>prizes for the people that visit the most. So you

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<v Speaker 2>both need to pick up the game. Just got our

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<v Speaker 2>first point, Yeah I did.

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<v Speaker 1>I had minus one on the because I put minus

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<v Speaker 1>one on you.

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<v Speaker 3>That was very disrespectful.

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<v Speaker 2>Although I will say that Jenna, we kind of fucked

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<v Speaker 2>you over a bit because we added the chart after Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>you came over. True, Jenna and I went ice skating,

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<v Speaker 2>We hung out without you.

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<v Speaker 1>Stephen was my partner. Stephen was so upset that happened.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, well you even thought of and I said no,

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't.

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<v Speaker 2>It actually was spontaneous. I'm not gonna lie.

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<v Speaker 1>Who spontaneously booked ice skating. I agree in summer.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree because Sean just woke up on a Saturday

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<v Speaker 2>morning and the first thing he said to me, he

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<v Speaker 2>just rolls over and goes, should we go ice skating?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, how old are you? Man? I said.

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<v Speaker 5>That morning I got a message from Sean saying, Mitchell

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<v Speaker 5>and I going ice skating, would you like to join?

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<v Speaker 5>I had nothing on it, and I thought, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>ice skating. I haven't done it for a while, So

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<v Speaker 5>I went along.

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<v Speaker 2>For a while. When have you I scoot? I couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>tell you last summer ice scoot from earlier in the years. Dude,

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<v Speaker 2>I stood out.

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<v Speaker 1>So I wasn't invited for the fear that I'd crack

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<v Speaker 1>the fucking Arctic circle.

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<v Speaker 2>Sean was in charge of the invites, mate, don't take

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<v Speaker 2>it out on.

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<v Speaker 1>When I got a gift card to I fly for

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<v Speaker 1>my twenty first birthday, which is indoor skydiving.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, good think of you recently, did you? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I did like a promo video for them, haven't posted

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<v Speaker 2>it yet.

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<v Speaker 1>You've done it? Yeah, Well I couldn't be because I get

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<v Speaker 1>there and I'm too fat. They're sorry, there's not enough

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<v Speaker 1>wind on this earth. I but and I believe, and

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<v Speaker 1>I had a whole fleet of friends, and I got

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<v Speaker 1>the jumpsuit everything, and that we had to weigh you

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<v Speaker 1>and too heavy so I could not be lifted off

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<v Speaker 1>the ground.

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<v Speaker 2>You really missed out because the thing they used to

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<v Speaker 2>make you float in the indoor skydiving. That's the sort

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<v Speaker 2>of air con everyone deserves. It was really fucking full on,

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<v Speaker 2>and I forgot to bring a scrunchy with me, and

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<v Speaker 2>I've had my hair out and they said to me,

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<v Speaker 2>oh careful, your hair might get a little bit knotted. Mate.

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<v Speaker 2>By the end of my fucking fake skydive, I had dreadlocks.

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<v Speaker 2>It was so oh no noted. I really thought at

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<v Speaker 2>one point, after an hour trying to comb out the knights,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I might just have to chop it all off.

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<v Speaker 2>This is it for me.

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<v Speaker 1>But it wasn't maddened in the awful areas like under the.

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<v Speaker 2>Back everywhere, I'm telling you everywhere.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I've never done it. I've always wanted to. Maybe

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<v Speaker 5>Sean and I can do it.

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<v Speaker 2>He would love to go again. And so you were

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<v Speaker 2>over the weight limit. In your defense, I will say

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<v Speaker 2>that those scales that they humiliatingly made us stand on

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<v Speaker 2>before we were able to flow, Yeah, I will say

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<v Speaker 2>that they were a bit unkind. They chucked a few

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<v Speaker 2>extra kjs on for both Sean and I.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>My little scales at my Endo chronologist office have Weight

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<v Speaker 1>Watchers branding on them, which just feels belittally. I remember

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<v Speaker 1>my mum had all the Biggest Loser merged because Mum

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<v Speaker 1>we were, oh yeah, we were all fat family and

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<v Speaker 1>we love the Biggest Loser and we would watch it

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<v Speaker 1>religiously as a family growing up. And then they had merchandise.

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<v Speaker 1>We had the Biggest Loser scales, the biggest lousion measuring cups.

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<v Speaker 1>They're all half a gram lighter. Because I didn't want.

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<v Speaker 2>You to be a fatty.

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<v Speaker 1>The scales did what they do on the show where

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<v Speaker 1>it goes, which no scales do, by the way, But

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't like point five grams point one. You'd watch

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<v Speaker 1>the show and it's like Melissa one hundred and forty

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<v Speaker 1>five one hundred and forty nine sixty kilos sales work.

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<v Speaker 2>They've put the full episodes of that show on YouTube,

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<v Speaker 2>and I go fucked up. I forgot.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's really bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, like I reckon, it's somewhere in my subconscious

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<v Speaker 2>somewhere the level of fat shaming they were putting out

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<v Speaker 2>in the world. Anyway, that's you remember the first time

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<v Speaker 2>listening the song it's the come No No, it was aft,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh You've got a lift?

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<v Speaker 1>What was time from?

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<v Speaker 2>It was on something that was Miley Cyrus And you're thinking, Shannon, No,

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't be more am.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting confused. Well, if it is your first time listening, hi,

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<v Speaker 1>this is is it just me back from the dead.

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<v Speaker 1>We canceled the show in December after comments came to

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<v Speaker 1>light from my Heart Radio.

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<v Speaker 2>Coming back Now, It just it does feel a bit

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<v Speaker 2>like I've got my tail between my legs because I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>we did a really emotional booking farewell and now we're

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<v Speaker 2>just like.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, we owned this product, we owned the ip.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. I got a visage from my friend Blake

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<v Speaker 2>when the finale quote unquote came out, and he never

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<v Speaker 2>fucking listened before, but he tuned in out of curiosity.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the blake that we both made.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and he sent a message saying I was in

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<v Speaker 2>tears driving over the Harbor Bridge listening very dangerous. How

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<v Speaker 2>did you both feel after the finale? I haven't listened

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<v Speaker 2>to it, haven't, but just generally I.

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<v Speaker 3>Was very depressed. I was married to Like, it did feel.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a breakup. If you thought that there would at

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<v Speaker 2>least be a tiny spidgeon of well, thank god, that's

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<v Speaker 2>like a little bit of relief because I don't have

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<v Speaker 2>to do all the editing and whatever. But there was none.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just like proper loss.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I agree. For me, it came after because I

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<v Speaker 1>was mourning the loss of the radio show, which happened

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<v Speaker 1>at the same time.

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<v Speaker 2>If you missed that horrific couple weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>And months, and then it only hit me like two

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<v Speaker 1>months ago, the podcast being over. Yeah, Like, I had

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<v Speaker 1>a real delayed response. But here we are, so I

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<v Speaker 1>guess it doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh. I had like an embarrassing moment in one of

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<v Speaker 2>my pilates classes where they just played like a really

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<v Speaker 2>emotional song and out of nowhere, I just started crying. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>to be fair. It was like the you know, the

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<v Speaker 2>cool down bit at the end of class. I was

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<v Speaker 2>lying down looking at the roof and they played that.

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<v Speaker 2>I was going to find it, but I can't remember.

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<v Speaker 2>What's that fucking Rihanna song she did for the soundtrack

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<v Speaker 2>of something.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, for the soundtrack of Black Panther, Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Hang on? What was it called again? Black Panther? Leanna,

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<v Speaker 2>you've got the dreadlocks.

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<v Speaker 1>You should know.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Black Panther Reanna lift me Up. They played this

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<v Speaker 2>as our cool down song hang on. Oh oh, this

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<v Speaker 2>had made me cried to this one.

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<v Speaker 6>Me.

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<v Speaker 2>I just kind of went like this and I went, no,

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<v Speaker 2>you're a public Mitchell, fucking pull it together. You're a

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<v Speaker 2>public figure. How embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 1>And I had so many people in public. Two people

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<v Speaker 1>tell me that they missed the show. That little twink

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<v Speaker 1>that works at my local makers who years ago, was

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<v Speaker 1>like love the show, and I was like, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>don't tell anyone. I got a triple quadriple what about it?

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<v Speaker 1>And then I went back in a couple of weeks

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<v Speaker 1>ago and he's like, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>My god, I'm so devastated.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know, but so we will just reiterate

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that this is a little special for which

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<v Speaker 1>this will probab be a little longer than usual, but

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't matter. Yeah, fuck it, my heart still get

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<v Speaker 1>the ad space so everyone will make money off you.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say that we wouldn't toy with your emotions again.

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<v Speaker 2>After that emotional finale, so many people when we posted

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<v Speaker 2>the number seven on our Instagram story as a little

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<v Speaker 2>teas that we would be doing a reunion, they were like, Nah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just not possible. They're fucking with us as if

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<v Speaker 2>we would do that, I wouldn't fuck with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, guys, that goodbye was genuinely traumatic for all of them.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not even being dramatic.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so we're not toying with you. If anything,

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<v Speaker 1>we're toying with our emotions coming back, dabbling in again.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's like, you know, going back to the X.

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<v Speaker 2>People are like, oh, is that really wise? But no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's fun being back. I want to give a shout out,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, because there were these are the first

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<v Speaker 2>people that I noticed. They figured out what the number

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<v Speaker 2>seven on our Instagram. Man, they figured out the clue. Matt,

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<v Speaker 2>we passed it. Yeah, Matt Fage, Amy Allen, Rebecca Hamilton

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<v Speaker 2>shout out to you. They were like, ah, they posted seven,

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<v Speaker 2>which means seven days until next week, which is peak week.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a Monday. Great, so we are also we look

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<v Speaker 2>in the group chat, we read everything. Oh yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so we need to This will be.

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<v Speaker 1>A long opener, but that's fine. Oh fuck it, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like this will this will be a long time.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got catching up to to day. We've been like

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<v Speaker 2>six fucking months. So play the Pigwek music again.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, bye, gotess guys, a smash cake to celebrate.

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<v Speaker 2>Holy fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought to get some anger out considering where I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. We're all at peace now, but General Mitchell,

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<v Speaker 1>I found this mallet in your bathroom cabinet. Oh is

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<v Speaker 1>that important?

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<v Speaker 2>No, that was just to put my bed frame together

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<v Speaker 2>as they go for go Great. I thought it was like.

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<v Speaker 1>Some sort of kinky there.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe sure, you know he's in his mid thirties. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>he needs his.

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<v Speaker 1>Joints noted in the position after a good bum, Jenny,

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<v Speaker 1>you can do the honors.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>We're also filming this. This may or may not be

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<v Speaker 1>live on YouTube. We're just testing stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>Shut up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Cheery had a bright idea that let's put this

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<v Speaker 2>episode on YouTube. We get people asking to watch. I know,

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<v Speaker 2>but out of nowhere, He's like, I'll do it. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>do it. Everyone, Go ahead to Mitch Cherry's YouTube channel.

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<v Speaker 2>It may or may not be there in video we

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<v Speaker 2>can put on your tube. I don't mind now, it's

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<v Speaker 2>your idea. Mate, you're doing the heavily far right. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>do it, kidding. I ended up doing it, so you

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<v Speaker 2>can find the video on my YouTube channel. Classic link

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<v Speaker 2>in the show notes. If you want to watch this

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<v Speaker 2>episode in full, carry on.

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<v Speaker 3>When are you going to smash it?

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna have to do it on camera. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have to hold it in one you can't see.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, go back to your your camera.

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<v Speaker 2>Jenna's knocked her microphone.

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<v Speaker 7>I told you the YouTube with more trouble than next

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<v Speaker 7>week on Isabella's soft Ummy.

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<v Speaker 2>We've still got it guard and.

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<v Speaker 1>Jenna is the only one is still in broadcast. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you just knock her micup?

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<v Speaker 7>Amanda Kell, I'm going to come fix your mic. I'm

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<v Speaker 7>not editing any of this now, I don't think so,

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<v Speaker 7>honor rate what's happening. She's now got the smash cake,

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<v Speaker 7>which mind you available smash Cake.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, b yohammer mind you again?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, good for it. Welcome back Jim for one day.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh my god, Oh there we go. That is

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<v Speaker 2>real piggy like I don't late to bring Is it

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<v Speaker 2>so dense? Yeah? You sprinkles on it, which is fucking exciting.

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<v Speaker 1>What's inside? Jenna?

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<v Speaker 2>Trigger warning for the mister fabes.

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<v Speaker 3>Got more Diess sprinkles and.

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<v Speaker 1>Suff Oh yeah, snakes. I'll pass it around, Grab your

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<v Speaker 1>handful and I'll pass on to it. So pigwik is

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<v Speaker 1>a long standing tradition on is it just me? Where

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<v Speaker 1>we have just said eat and pick out and get

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<v Speaker 1>what you want.

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<v Speaker 2>We said bring a plate each. Yeah, what I've is

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<v Speaker 2>on more than one plate.

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<v Speaker 1>Now what I've what I've done is I've got my

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<v Speaker 1>favorite snack rotation at the moment, it's acommendation.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck off.

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<v Speaker 1>So I bought this their little pretzel chips if anyone

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<v Speaker 1>wants to pretzel chips, they're called Olie's Pretzel Chips, Our

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<v Speaker 1>cream and onion.

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<v Speaker 2>They're really They're really good, I believe you. But also,

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<v Speaker 2>like my mouth is dry at the best of the times.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the side effect of the ADHD men' fust to

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<v Speaker 2>be eating pretzels on the podcast Jenna.

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<v Speaker 1>Ye, Well, I love you and I have missed you.

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<v Speaker 3>The Double Decker, I love Double Decker is so.

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<v Speaker 2>Much the driest chocolate bar terrible you've ever in your life.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine if a concrete van that has the big spinny

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<v Speaker 1>thing at the back were poured into a concrete mold

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<v Speaker 1>and added wafer biscuit into it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fucking deep fried Plato's delicious and it's so ugly.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I also got this because I've seen it on TikTok.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you guys know that link to do a ninety percent

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<v Speaker 1>cocoa chocolate?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you've had it before, Yeah you have not. Is

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<v Speaker 2>it just that dark chocolate? No?

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<v Speaker 1>So normal dark chocolate is only fifty percent dark. The

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<v Speaker 1>rest is still milk chocolate.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you get I will ask you the queen queen

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<v Speaker 2>pick queen feet.

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<v Speaker 1>Jenny's gloating and we get it. Your full time employed,

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<v Speaker 1>We're not. Also tried to apologize to you, but freelance

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<v Speaker 1>work is harder than then it sounds.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. I was waiting for the eye told you, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I've told you in the past. Actually know I'm the

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<v Speaker 2>one that should say I told you though, Yes, I

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<v Speaker 2>told you. This is jet black.

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<v Speaker 1>Holy fuck, that.

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<v Speaker 2>Is darker than dark chocolate. All right, Jesus, that makes

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<v Speaker 2>that makes cherry rights look our boy.

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<v Speaker 3>I know it's not that great, no offense.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it not something that you would pick out on? Nah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll give it a go. But is it like healthy

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<v Speaker 2>up because that was meant to be like a super

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<v Speaker 2>food or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>It's ninety percent dark chocolate. Bomp.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's full on, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>I shouldn't have had a whole bit. I gotta watch

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<v Speaker 2>my mouth. That hang on a dark tongue. Is that

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<v Speaker 2>the end of your plate?

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<v Speaker 1>I also got because it's a trend. Cocoa Bella chocolate

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<v Speaker 1>coconut water. I've always wanted to size it is like

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<v Speaker 1>very hard to get it, always sold out. So Cocoa

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<v Speaker 1>Bella is coconut water, but chocolate flavored. I've not tried it,

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<v Speaker 1>but apparently it's incredible.

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<v Speaker 2>We're just going to be swigging from We'll get a

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<v Speaker 2>hold on, talk about your life. No, we should have

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<v Speaker 2>done this before. That's all right now. I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>I've even had regular coconut water, let alone chocolate coconut water.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no, this is definitely a trend.

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<v Speaker 5>I've seen it all over TikTok, and I've looked for

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<v Speaker 5>it at the supermarkets.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all sold out.

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<v Speaker 2>Just so you know, you could tell me that anything's

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<v Speaker 2>a trend, and I fucking believe you because I'm so

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<v Speaker 2>out of the loop. For some reason, my TikTok never

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<v Speaker 2>shows me trends. It's only sad cat videos.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I get them too.

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<v Speaker 2>And like five signs that you're a high functioning alcoholic

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, wow, that was targeted. What has this

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<v Speaker 2>phone been listening to?

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<v Speaker 1>But you don't need five songs?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. All right, So the word water doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>belong in this because it's really really it just looks

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<v Speaker 2>like oil.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, give it a go. Happy Pigweek. Cheers to

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<v Speaker 1>the pod.

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<v Speaker 2>Cheers. Oh oh that's weird. Now, I don't know it's

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<v Speaker 2>all right what I was expecting because it looks like

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<v Speaker 2>a real choky milk.

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<v Speaker 3>It's quite good.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I love it. I could drink a

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing of that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, your female dad, I'm not super sold.

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<v Speaker 3>This is really good.

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<v Speaker 2>Then he's six months time. We'll be like, guys, I've

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<v Speaker 2>just found this new thing. It's a trend.

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<v Speaker 1>Also me subtly, I could drink a whole thing of

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<v Speaker 1>that if we haven't have one.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, well there are you? Did you just do

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<v Speaker 2>your groceries and you're sharing a little bit with us

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<v Speaker 2>with every intention of taking it home.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Williams and barbecue sauce in the bottom of the bags.

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<v Speaker 2>I needed it. Do you want to see my plate

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<v Speaker 2>or if you're not finished.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm finished. I've got some popcorn in there, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>just for later.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, great.

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<v Speaker 1>The tradition on this show is you, while you're listening

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<v Speaker 1>to this, have to pick out as well, and you

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<v Speaker 1>have to eat a treat. It can be anything, but

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<v Speaker 1>something you wouldn't normally eat. Yeah, you can multitask. You

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<v Speaker 1>can listen to this and also order a pizza on

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<v Speaker 1>your phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, of course, and then if this is a long

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<v Speaker 2>enough episode, the pizza will turn up before the.

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<v Speaker 3>End, guaranteed.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you like to see what I've provided for yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Fire up the pig music.

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<v Speaker 2>So let me tell you. You're familiar with your cheesel.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, you put them on your fingers.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So I popped down to the shops recently because

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<v Speaker 2>I had friends coming over. It's doing a snack run.

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<v Speaker 2>And apparently everyone on Earth had the same idea because

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<v Speaker 2>they were sold out of fucking everything. It was just

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<v Speaker 2>the dregs left on the shelves, which is when I discovered.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me ever quick, look, what is this your chicken

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<v Speaker 2>cheesel es? Yes, fucking for you. You'll never eat a

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<v Speaker 2>cheese all again?

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<v Speaker 1>Here around already opens.

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<v Speaker 2>You clearly couldn't resist yourself because unlike you, I'm organized.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought i'd save the whole unboxing on the podcast. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he's such a thinker. If bar with you, I would

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<v Speaker 2>have gotten a cut for the cake, and okay, I

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<v Speaker 2>would have done a lot of things.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't like chicken twisty, So I just want

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<v Speaker 1>to preface it by saying you take.

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<v Speaker 2>On neither do I I'm not mad for them, but

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<v Speaker 2>these are quite fucking phenomenal. They smell like a chicken twisty.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll just try it.

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<v Speaker 1>That'll be great, right, I'm sorry, takes some all to

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<v Speaker 1>pass me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to place money. I'm not a bettingman, but

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon these are going to be polished off first

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<v Speaker 2>episode because there it's hard to stop.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, is it just me on the fly. Maybe it's

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<v Speaker 1>because I was a kid, but they used to fit

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<v Speaker 1>on my finger as a ring jesuits. Now I can't

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<v Speaker 1>even get them over the.

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<v Speaker 2>Tip fucking shrink flash and I tell you you reckon

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<v Speaker 2>I go more? Or is that just a motivate your pinky?

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<v Speaker 2>That's true, because I reckon they've gotten smaller.

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<v Speaker 3>Same with definitely got small No trying to get past

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<v Speaker 3>the first knob.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me put it on my finger, nout.

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<v Speaker 2>And I got one other thing. Because I've learned from

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<v Speaker 2>past pig weeks. We always forget that pig Week coincided

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<v Speaker 2>with Jennet's birthday, which is next week next week. As

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I've always said that it's not fucking a

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<v Speaker 2>birthday without cake. That's Truecake, early birthday, Jenner.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>They're good cupcakes.

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<v Speaker 3>You've done well, mature, great jummy.

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<v Speaker 2>Guess what I've got them? Your Woolies magic? What's going

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<v Speaker 2>on at Woolies?

0:19:42.560 --> 0:19:46.040
<v Speaker 1>I went to Woolies and I tapped my everyday rewards card. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>first of all, I went to tap my Mitch Coomb's

0:19:47.760 --> 0:19:50.560
<v Speaker 1>event Bright comedy show from six years ago is just

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<v Speaker 1>the same color as my Everyday Rewards and I haven't

0:19:52.440 --> 0:19:54.600
<v Speaker 1>deleted it from my wallet, so I'm like, that's not it.

0:19:55.359 --> 0:19:57.040
<v Speaker 1>And then I tapped my rewards cards because you've got

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<v Speaker 1>ten dollars to spend. I know it's always a nice surprise,

0:19:59.680 --> 0:20:03.840
<v Speaker 1>but I I'm an idiot, which I have to admit

0:20:03.920 --> 0:20:06.399
<v Speaker 1>I've admitted to you on the record, Mitchell a few times.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to set myself up now that I'm freelance

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<v Speaker 1>as a business. I've got my own business card.

0:20:10.400 --> 0:20:13.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, did you do a business name and everything?

0:20:13.280 --> 0:20:13.879
<v Speaker 4>Yeah? What is that?

0:20:14.080 --> 0:20:18.000
<v Speaker 1>It's actually called which Mitch Productions I went with?

0:20:18.200 --> 0:20:20.439
<v Speaker 2>Is it just media? Yeah, that's great, that's clever. But

0:20:20.480 --> 0:20:23.000
<v Speaker 2>I decided on that name before we fucking cancel the podcast,

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<v Speaker 2>so it means nothing.

0:20:23.680 --> 0:20:27.399
<v Speaker 1>Now, it's still a good company name, I think. So anyway,

0:20:27.400 --> 0:20:29.440
<v Speaker 1>I have a business account now where my business money

0:20:29.440 --> 0:20:31.680
<v Speaker 1>goes into, so I use that. But it's the exact

0:20:31.720 --> 0:20:34.840
<v Speaker 1>same as the one. So I've paid for parking on

0:20:34.880 --> 0:20:35.919
<v Speaker 1>the kidio.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had to really memorize the last four numbers so

0:20:38.359 --> 0:20:39.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't get the confused. Now that I've got two

0:20:40.000 --> 0:20:44.359
<v Speaker 2>business cards, yeah, which is too successful. Yeah, now, Jenna,

0:20:44.400 --> 0:20:48.840
<v Speaker 2>what's your more proprietary limited called Anyway?

0:20:49.080 --> 0:20:55.520
<v Speaker 3>This one is also trending to buy chocolate, to.

0:20:55.520 --> 0:20:58.240
<v Speaker 2>Buy chocolate actually for one sum across this for once.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in the loop.

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<v Speaker 3>My god, Yes, so it's very rares.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, because I know that people keep banging on about

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<v Speaker 2>viral de bar chocolate. If it really works?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it in a tup away container? Did you make

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<v Speaker 1>this at hard?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

0:21:11.520 --> 0:21:15.040
<v Speaker 3>No, in a bag? And I thought it wasn't The

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<v Speaker 3>bag wasn't nice enough.

0:21:16.200 --> 0:21:18.720
<v Speaker 2>So I got a container on a scale of one

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<v Speaker 2>to chicken cheese or how outstanding it's outstanding, Mitchell, get

0:21:23.119 --> 0:21:25.800
<v Speaker 2>a load of this. Oh my god, it's got green.

0:21:25.720 --> 0:21:30.840
<v Speaker 3>Like no, it's so good, it really is.

0:21:30.880 --> 0:21:33.199
<v Speaker 2>Here we go. This is It's very soft. It's just

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<v Speaker 2>like a normal chocolate block. Bur Sorry, do you buy chocolate? Crazy, Lily.

0:21:40.400 --> 0:21:42.320
<v Speaker 2>Not what I was expecting at all. I told you,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's real fucking good. But I don't even

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<v Speaker 2>know what to like in it too, For the sake

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<v Speaker 2>of what do you even compare it?

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<v Speaker 4>To?

0:21:52.080 --> 0:21:52.800
<v Speaker 2>Stop talking?

0:21:53.720 --> 0:21:54.880
<v Speaker 3>How delicious is it?

0:21:56.000 --> 0:21:58.679
<v Speaker 2>That is so good? I'll tell you what. You couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>eat too much at once? It's real sickly Steven.

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<v Speaker 1>The other day, all I do is rab it on

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<v Speaker 1>about how much I want to try to do by chocolate.

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<v Speaker 2>Never it's so good I get the high.

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<v Speaker 1>Stephen goes, I tried you by chocolate today. He bought

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<v Speaker 1>a block and didn't save anything, so I dubbed him.

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<v Speaker 2>So what's in the middle?

0:22:20.800 --> 0:22:22.400
<v Speaker 3>Is it like it's pistachio?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Something, isn't it?

0:22:23.760 --> 0:22:28.440
<v Speaker 2>Like that's like Shrek's not looking describe it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's shredded. You know what they put in Bucklova.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like shredded for.

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<v Speaker 2>That's where you're compared it to. It's bar Yeah, it is.

0:22:36.000 --> 0:22:38.040
<v Speaker 2>It's very I was like, it reminds me of something,

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<v Speaker 2>but I couldn't figure it out.

0:22:39.119 --> 0:22:41.879
<v Speaker 1>But while we're on a high life update from me

0:22:42.240 --> 0:22:46.439
<v Speaker 1>lost two grandparents in the last month and then almost

0:22:46.440 --> 0:22:49.600
<v Speaker 1>lost another one at the funeral of one of them.

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<v Speaker 2>I've heard the story. That's why I'm laughing. Yeah, I'm

0:22:52.160 --> 0:22:54.800
<v Speaker 2>not laughing at your misfortune. But Jesus rough trot figure.

0:22:55.040 --> 0:22:58.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, So when I entered this podcast, I had

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<v Speaker 1>almost all my grandparents.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I've lost two and almost a third.

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<v Speaker 1>In a month.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you believe that? It's like it shouldn't be a

0:23:07.359 --> 0:23:08.640
<v Speaker 2>funny story, Janney, but it kind.

0:23:08.560 --> 0:23:09.720
<v Speaker 1>Of it's very need to hear.

0:23:12.280 --> 0:23:15.840
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, everything just fucking crashed the whole system.

0:23:15.640 --> 0:23:19.280
<v Speaker 1>Or Isabella rolled onto her bad and that pussy knocked

0:23:19.280 --> 0:23:19.879
<v Speaker 1>out a chord.

0:23:20.080 --> 0:23:24.080
<v Speaker 3>Sorry, that was me actually already having tech issues.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I've really missed this podcast.

0:23:26.760 --> 0:23:29.040
<v Speaker 1>Will power on you guys. Nothing happened, but there was

0:23:29.040 --> 0:23:30.720
<v Speaker 1>a little glitch in the matrix. But we power on,

0:23:30.800 --> 0:23:31.240
<v Speaker 1>we return.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, So you were just saying that like six grandparents

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<v Speaker 2>are dead or something.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, So Alma is alive and well she's okay.

0:23:38.200 --> 0:23:40.480
<v Speaker 1>But Nan, who's on my mum's start of the family,

0:23:40.480 --> 0:23:43.800
<v Speaker 1>who had dementia. We love Nan, gorgeous woman at ninety four,

0:23:43.920 --> 0:23:46.600
<v Speaker 1>passed away, but it was her time, you know, dementia

0:23:46.640 --> 0:23:47.760
<v Speaker 1>really really gripped on there.

0:23:47.840 --> 0:23:49.760
<v Speaker 2>Which is Kissy Kissy correct?

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<v Speaker 1>Sois Kissy's funeral. Uncle Phil's giving a eulogy. All the

0:23:52.560 --> 0:23:54.880
<v Speaker 1>family they're in suits watching it was more a celebration

0:23:54.920 --> 0:23:57.560
<v Speaker 1>of life. And then didn't want a funeral. And Dad's mum, Alma,

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<v Speaker 1>the Dutch Alma who's been on the show, in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of the eulogy, mid speech, makes it all about herself,

0:24:04.320 --> 0:24:04.680
<v Speaker 1>That's what.

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<v Speaker 2>I was saying, Jenner. I was like, this is the

0:24:06.400 --> 0:24:09.040
<v Speaker 2>battle of the nan. She has fucking gel She's like,

0:24:09.119 --> 0:24:12.160
<v Speaker 2>kiss he has always been the favorite Liane life at

0:24:12.160 --> 0:24:14.480
<v Speaker 2>her celebration of life, and she's like, well, death is

0:24:14.480 --> 0:24:15.399
<v Speaker 2>a pretty high stake.

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<v Speaker 1>The only way I can top it is if I die.

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<v Speaker 1>So she falls to the ground.

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<v Speaker 2>No pulse as an episode.

0:24:20.960 --> 0:24:23.720
<v Speaker 1>Her heart stopped speeding, so she wasn't actually banging it on. No,

0:24:23.840 --> 0:24:26.080
<v Speaker 1>it was real, went gray started to vomit on herself.

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<v Speaker 1>It was really a traumatic experience, I believe it or not.

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<v Speaker 1>Was the one who wrangled the whole room.

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<v Speaker 2>My fight or flight kicked in right against whole room.

0:24:33.920 --> 0:24:36.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, it was fucking room. Give the room.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone out out field, can give you two minutes? Everyone outside, Annie,

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<v Speaker 1>Juliana your wrap? Everyone out on the.

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<v Speaker 2>Did anyone know fucking first date or CPR.

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<v Speaker 1>Luckily we had a good friend Claudia, who is an

0:24:46.960 --> 0:24:48.879
<v Speaker 1>eur nurse. We had the head of the emergency department

0:24:48.880 --> 0:24:51.600
<v Speaker 1>from the local hospital there shout out. They went to

0:24:51.640 --> 0:24:53.760
<v Speaker 1>Homer but they needed a defibrillator. So I ran to

0:24:53.800 --> 0:24:55.159
<v Speaker 1>the eighteen year old of the bar and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>get me a defibrillator.

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<v Speaker 2>He's shaking us stared.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like I thought it was.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I don't go.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes and gets the defibrillator to restart Olmer. She

0:25:05.000 --> 0:25:06.920
<v Speaker 1>comes back, doesn't either defip. In the end, she comes

0:25:06.960 --> 0:25:09.480
<v Speaker 1>back naturally very weak. Polse ambulance comes in ten minutes,

0:25:09.600 --> 0:25:11.800
<v Speaker 1>cut it off to hospital. She's alive and well, but

0:25:11.880 --> 0:25:14.280
<v Speaker 1>there was a moment where she went grays agos we

0:25:14.320 --> 0:25:16.360
<v Speaker 1>all genuinely thought she was gone.

0:25:16.320 --> 0:25:18.000
<v Speaker 2>And then what would feel like anyway back to the

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<v Speaker 2>other end in two hours later, everyone else reconvened and

0:25:22.359 --> 0:25:25.720
<v Speaker 2>he carried on with his eulogy, his speech, and then

0:25:25.760 --> 0:25:29.639
<v Speaker 2>a week later, Papa died. Oh yeah, where does he

0:25:29.680 --> 0:25:30.800
<v Speaker 2>fit into the family tree?

0:25:30.880 --> 0:25:35.400
<v Speaker 1>Dad's dad, so Alma's ex husband and Alma's not dead,

0:25:35.520 --> 0:25:38.760
<v Speaker 1>no alive was temporarily momentary.

0:25:39.000 --> 0:25:41.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, okay, a brief death, a grand pound on

0:25:41.520 --> 0:25:42.040
<v Speaker 2>each side.

0:25:42.200 --> 0:25:45.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Now I've got one granddad. When this show ended,

0:25:45.160 --> 0:25:47.760
<v Speaker 1>I had three. Now I've got three granddads.

0:25:47.800 --> 0:25:51.880
<v Speaker 2>No, three grandparents. Is that where you get it?

0:25:54.240 --> 0:25:57.080
<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm Mitchell Allan Robert Jury. So Robert just died.

0:25:57.119 --> 0:25:59.840
<v Speaker 1>Alan's been gone a while, So there you go. So yeah,

0:25:59.840 --> 0:26:02.280
<v Speaker 1>that that was what happened in my personal life. But

0:26:02.359 --> 0:26:05.080
<v Speaker 1>for working freelance. As we touched on Mitch God like,

0:26:05.240 --> 0:26:08.040
<v Speaker 1>I take everything back anything I ever threw your way

0:26:08.119 --> 0:26:09.399
<v Speaker 1>or accused you of being lazy.

0:26:09.440 --> 0:26:12.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, welcome to my world. The whole Well, you wouldn't

0:26:12.320 --> 0:26:15.200
<v Speaker 2>know because you didn't work full time thing. Yeah, it'd

0:26:15.200 --> 0:26:15.640
<v Speaker 2>be tough.

0:26:16.800 --> 0:26:18.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Okay, let me catch up to speed.

0:26:18.520 --> 0:26:20.440
<v Speaker 1>So I'm writing a stand up show other Mitchell.

0:26:20.200 --> 0:26:22.200
<v Speaker 2>Coombs coming for my turf.

0:26:23.119 --> 0:26:26.560
<v Speaker 1>It'd be hard, like like, this is funny, but how

0:26:26.600 --> 0:26:27.280
<v Speaker 1>does it connect?

0:26:27.520 --> 0:26:29.960
<v Speaker 2>What's the through line? What's the show? So I'm writing it,

0:26:29.960 --> 0:26:33.040
<v Speaker 2>but I'm not thinking each bit. Yeah, yeah, just making.

0:26:32.800 --> 0:26:35.440
<v Speaker 1>Sure there's a full through line. Like there's a theme

0:26:35.480 --> 0:26:38.600
<v Speaker 1>to the show, so the title makes sense. I'm working

0:26:38.600 --> 0:26:41.639
<v Speaker 1>with Radio Killed the Radio Star. That's fun, right, But

0:26:41.640 --> 0:26:43.280
<v Speaker 1>I also don't want to have to be about getting

0:26:43.280 --> 0:26:45.000
<v Speaker 1>fired because it's a bit like well as me, who.

0:26:44.880 --> 0:26:46.520
<v Speaker 2>Gives a shit? I mean, you may as well make

0:26:46.520 --> 0:26:48.040
<v Speaker 2>money off it, I know, right, monetize it.

0:26:48.119 --> 0:26:50.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So I'm writing that I'm working on a TV show,

0:26:51.320 --> 0:26:53.679
<v Speaker 1>like a chat show. Concept that is so foreign to

0:26:53.680 --> 0:26:56.000
<v Speaker 1>me because I've created a show concept. Got nominated for

0:26:56.040 --> 0:26:58.200
<v Speaker 1>an Actor Award, Thank you so nice. I lost to

0:26:58.280 --> 0:27:03.280
<v Speaker 1>Jamie jury. It was for a New Australian show and

0:27:03.320 --> 0:27:05.600
<v Speaker 1>he won for a gardening competition.

0:27:06.080 --> 0:27:09.160
<v Speaker 2>Which is done numerous times, which yeah, because no one's

0:27:09.200 --> 0:27:09.960
<v Speaker 2>ever done it before.

0:27:10.680 --> 0:27:12.200
<v Speaker 1>What if we just put a flower in some soil

0:27:12.200 --> 0:27:15.840
<v Speaker 1>and they went to give a fifty grand Jamie. So yeah,

0:27:15.880 --> 0:27:18.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to get this to network. So I'm having

0:27:18.080 --> 0:27:19.879
<v Speaker 1>meetings with networks and executives and going.

0:27:19.720 --> 0:27:22.879
<v Speaker 2>Hey, buy my show pictures. Oh my god, can you

0:27:22.880 --> 0:27:23.280
<v Speaker 2>guess what?

0:27:23.359 --> 0:27:26.399
<v Speaker 1>Every executive of every network has asked, what's your car

0:27:26.480 --> 0:27:27.280
<v Speaker 1>pool karaoke?

0:27:29.440 --> 0:27:31.960
<v Speaker 2>That's also been done before. I said that.

0:27:32.200 --> 0:27:33.320
<v Speaker 1>They were like, what if we put you in an

0:27:33.359 --> 0:27:35.560
<v Speaker 1>Uber and then we get Chapel Rowan and put her next.

0:27:35.480 --> 0:27:37.680
<v Speaker 2>Year sponsored by Uber? No Doubtyeah.

0:27:37.680 --> 0:27:38.760
<v Speaker 1>They all want the commercial aspects.

0:27:38.800 --> 0:27:40.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's how they all think, which I get.

0:27:40.960 --> 0:27:43.320
<v Speaker 1>But it's it's kept me busy and it's it's good.

0:27:43.320 --> 0:27:45.600
<v Speaker 1>But freelance Mitchell shout out to you. Jen is the

0:27:45.600 --> 0:27:47.800
<v Speaker 1>only one working full time. That's true these days, but

0:27:47.920 --> 0:27:52.040
<v Speaker 1>it's the last one standing last and Nova. I'm at Nova,

0:27:52.160 --> 0:27:54.639
<v Speaker 1>not full time on air at Nova how Nova.

0:27:54.920 --> 0:27:57.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they've taken over the pre set in my car

0:27:58.000 --> 0:28:01.080
<v Speaker 2>radio out of protests for how you were treated at

0:28:01.080 --> 0:28:04.679
<v Speaker 2>your last radio SA, although I will say some of

0:28:04.760 --> 0:28:07.879
<v Speaker 2>our idiots like sort of came to your defense, tried

0:28:07.880 --> 0:28:10.440
<v Speaker 2>to cancel me in a way because guess who ended

0:28:10.480 --> 0:28:14.320
<v Speaker 2>up working back at Kiss earlier this year. They niffed

0:28:14.320 --> 0:28:17.200
<v Speaker 2>about that. Well, no, because I got a call being like, hey,

0:28:17.240 --> 0:28:18.960
<v Speaker 2>can you come back and do your old job with

0:28:19.040 --> 0:28:21.440
<v Speaker 2>Carl and JACKIEO just while we hire someone new. We

0:28:21.600 --> 0:28:23.439
<v Speaker 2>just want someone that knows what they're fucking doing in

0:28:23.480 --> 0:28:28.320
<v Speaker 2>the interim. And I actually got your blessing beforehand, didn't

0:28:28.359 --> 0:28:30.320
<v Speaker 2>I did? I was like, oh, should I do it?

0:28:30.359 --> 0:28:32.639
<v Speaker 2>And you were like, yeah, just fucking charge them a bomb,

0:28:32.720 --> 0:28:33.400
<v Speaker 2>which I did.

0:28:33.480 --> 0:28:36.240
<v Speaker 1>Yes, they've got money like.

0:28:36.240 --> 0:28:39.400
<v Speaker 2>Milkm And when I mentioned something about the fact that

0:28:39.440 --> 0:28:41.040
<v Speaker 2>I was working back with Kyle and Jackie OE and

0:28:41.120 --> 0:28:45.200
<v Speaker 2>Kiss someone, one of our idiots was like, how could

0:28:45.320 --> 0:28:48.200
<v Speaker 2>you after what they did to cheering? I was like, hey, hey,

0:28:48.240 --> 0:28:51.440
<v Speaker 2>he gave me the go ahead, don't stress. Yeah, yeah,

0:28:51.520 --> 0:28:54.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh they're so sweet. What else are we going to

0:28:54.600 --> 0:28:55.240
<v Speaker 2>catch up about?

0:28:55.320 --> 0:28:56.400
<v Speaker 1>How sewn Sean's good?

0:28:56.640 --> 0:29:00.160
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Sean's good, He'll be home seen probably exciting his

0:29:00.200 --> 0:29:04.440
<v Speaker 2>fortieth was fun. Oh, he's going to hate you for that.

0:29:05.960 --> 0:29:07.880
<v Speaker 2>I think would else I have to update you about.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been a fucking six months or so. I broke

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<v Speaker 2>up with my management, which was fun.

0:29:14.520 --> 0:29:17.440
<v Speaker 1>Congratulations because I've done that now and it's very hard.

0:29:17.640 --> 0:29:19.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh there was no hard feelings. But I've got a

0:29:19.440 --> 0:29:22.080
<v Speaker 2>new manager. Her name is lem Yep, you know Abby

0:29:22.160 --> 0:29:23.800
<v Speaker 2>Chatfield's old podcast producer.

0:29:23.920 --> 0:29:24.400
<v Speaker 4>She left.

0:29:24.640 --> 0:29:27.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she left her do her own management agency, and

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<v Speaker 2>she approached me and I was like, sure, sign me up.

0:29:29.840 --> 0:29:31.680
<v Speaker 2>I happened to be looking for new management, so let's

0:29:31.720 --> 0:29:35.040
<v Speaker 2>do this. She launches the website for her new management

0:29:35.040 --> 0:29:39.080
<v Speaker 2>agency and I'm like, plasted across the website. It's good.

0:29:39.160 --> 0:29:42.480
<v Speaker 2>And then there's a little byline that says specializing in

0:29:42.560 --> 0:29:46.680
<v Speaker 2>neuro divergent Talent and I was like, oh, that's why

0:29:46.720 --> 0:29:48.680
<v Speaker 2>she reached out to me. She was like, oh, fuck me.

0:29:48.760 --> 0:29:52.880
<v Speaker 2>He clearly needs his hand held, doesn't it? And I

0:29:52.920 --> 0:29:54.920
<v Speaker 2>do And I'm loving it so far. She's a weapon.

0:29:55.000 --> 0:29:56.360
<v Speaker 1>She's love it. What was it, Phlem?

0:29:56.480 --> 0:29:58.000
<v Speaker 2>Was it Lem? Lemb?

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<v Speaker 1>She's lemb sip?

0:30:01.400 --> 0:30:04.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, leamb sip, but hold the sip. Oh you're right

0:30:04.120 --> 0:30:06.560
<v Speaker 2>now of course. Yeah, what about you, Jenna? Any major

0:30:06.640 --> 0:30:09.720
<v Speaker 2>life updates? Well, I have Fish up the show. On

0:30:09.840 --> 0:30:10.880
<v Speaker 2>that note, I'll have some chips on.

0:30:11.320 --> 0:30:13.760
<v Speaker 5>We're really running out of so well, I finished all

0:30:13.920 --> 0:30:15.920
<v Speaker 5>twenty two seasons of Grace Anatomy.

0:30:16.560 --> 0:30:18.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, how long did that take?

0:30:18.440 --> 0:30:20.480
<v Speaker 3>It took a few months, a few months.

0:30:20.560 --> 0:30:23.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know people that it's taken years. No, you

0:30:23.720 --> 0:30:26.720
<v Speaker 2>were a lot of free times, like twenty two accounting

0:30:26.760 --> 0:30:27.800
<v Speaker 2>you're not done.

0:30:27.760 --> 0:30:30.000
<v Speaker 3>No, but the recent season's just finished.

0:30:30.080 --> 0:30:30.480
<v Speaker 4>Finished.

0:30:30.840 --> 0:30:34.400
<v Speaker 1>Well, Ellen Pompeo is the Marvel superhero of that franchise.

0:30:34.440 --> 0:30:37.880
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's true, that's true. I've also got fourteen la

0:30:37.960 --> 0:30:38.720
<v Speaker 5>boo boos.

0:30:39.040 --> 0:30:41.560
<v Speaker 1>Yes, now I've seen the unboxing videos with that weird

0:30:41.560 --> 0:30:42.280
<v Speaker 1>filter you put on.

0:30:42.400 --> 0:30:44.640
<v Speaker 2>Yep. Yeah, yeah. Have you paid for all of these

0:30:44.680 --> 0:30:46.680
<v Speaker 2>fucking little stuff toy things? Yeah?

0:30:46.880 --> 0:30:47.760
<v Speaker 1>How much of their pop?

0:30:47.960 --> 0:30:48.480
<v Speaker 3>Thirty two?

0:30:49.800 --> 0:30:50.680
<v Speaker 2>How many did you say you have?

0:30:50.880 --> 0:30:51.400
<v Speaker 3>Fourteen?

0:30:51.760 --> 0:30:53.680
<v Speaker 5>Oh but one of them was one hundred and thirty

0:30:53.680 --> 0:30:56.760
<v Speaker 5>eight dollars because it's the big checkmate one has a little.

0:30:56.680 --> 0:30:59.920
<v Speaker 2>Crown, big one. Okay, so I've done thirty two times

0:31:00.040 --> 0:31:01.600
<v Speaker 2>thirteen plus one forty eight.

0:31:01.760 --> 0:31:04.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, five hundred and four dollars.

0:31:05.120 --> 0:31:08.120
<v Speaker 1>She works full time, Jenner.

0:31:08.520 --> 0:31:12.080
<v Speaker 3>Why because they're so cute. I got a special one

0:31:12.080 --> 0:31:13.840
<v Speaker 3>as well. The real one.

0:31:13.920 --> 0:31:15.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, of the Macaron collection.

0:31:15.440 --> 0:31:17.960
<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, the begin such a fucking five year old.

0:31:18.000 --> 0:31:21.520
<v Speaker 2>I've got a special one. Yeah you did, I did.

0:31:22.000 --> 0:31:24.280
<v Speaker 1>They're like the beanie babies. Remember when everyone had.

0:31:24.280 --> 0:31:26.600
<v Speaker 2>Like the Princess Diana beanie baby. And but wait, are

0:31:26.600 --> 0:31:29.120
<v Speaker 2>you telling me that squish meles are out now? Yeah,

0:31:29.240 --> 0:31:32.800
<v Speaker 2>they're just got on board. My sister got me an

0:31:32.800 --> 0:31:35.800
<v Speaker 2>Alpha bart squish Melee for Christmas.

0:31:35.320 --> 0:31:36.280
<v Speaker 1>A little green one.

0:31:36.360 --> 0:31:39.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's really cute. But now they's out of trend.

0:31:39.240 --> 0:31:42.320
<v Speaker 2>I can't keep up there. The booboos are cute, They're fine.

0:31:42.360 --> 0:31:44.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm on it. Stephen bought because I really wanted one.

0:31:44.280 --> 0:31:44.920
<v Speaker 1>Stephen bought me one.

0:31:45.000 --> 0:31:46.440
<v Speaker 2>He paid eighty dollars at the Boo Boo.

0:31:46.760 --> 0:31:47.840
<v Speaker 1>So people are buying them.

0:31:47.720 --> 0:31:49.760
<v Speaker 2>For thirty five, thirty two, thirty two and.

0:31:49.800 --> 0:31:52.440
<v Speaker 1>Then up selling to eighty. So he bought two of them.

0:31:52.520 --> 0:31:53.320
<v Speaker 1>He bought one hundred.

0:31:53.880 --> 0:31:55.880
<v Speaker 2>Why would people upselling them? That's that's how much they

0:31:55.880 --> 0:31:59.120
<v Speaker 2>sell for, at least because they want a specific one.

0:31:59.080 --> 0:32:00.320
<v Speaker 3>No persist.

0:32:00.440 --> 0:32:01.120
<v Speaker 2>They're hard to get.

0:32:01.400 --> 0:32:03.960
<v Speaker 3>So I'm on the Popmark notification list.

0:32:05.120 --> 0:32:09.760
<v Speaker 5>Special Pedophiles a special hotsapp group dedicated to La Boo

0:32:09.800 --> 0:32:13.720
<v Speaker 5>Boo fans and sad that time. I literally just got

0:32:13.720 --> 0:32:15.920
<v Speaker 5>one just then five minutes ago, saying there's been a

0:32:15.920 --> 0:32:16.840
<v Speaker 5>new Laboo boo drop.

0:32:16.920 --> 0:32:18.880
<v Speaker 2>Did you what do you reply? Saying count me in?

0:32:19.120 --> 0:32:20.880
<v Speaker 3>Everyone runs there, so then you line up.

0:32:21.280 --> 0:32:23.560
<v Speaker 2>Wait, so is it like the fucking lion king or

0:32:23.640 --> 0:32:25.080
<v Speaker 2>she is that you will lead me? You've got to

0:32:25.080 --> 0:32:28.120
<v Speaker 2>try and collect them. Yeah, I see, I'm not interested

0:32:28.120 --> 0:32:31.120
<v Speaker 2>in getting amongst the laboo boots. It's quietly ye get

0:32:31.120 --> 0:32:31.720
<v Speaker 2>you even.

0:32:31.600 --> 0:32:32.280
<v Speaker 3>Have their own song.

0:32:33.040 --> 0:32:34.520
<v Speaker 2>Fu give it to us.

0:32:35.000 --> 0:32:39.680
<v Speaker 1>Nah boo boo, lah boo boo, La boo boo love

0:32:39.760 --> 0:32:43.120
<v Speaker 1>boo boo boo.

0:32:43.400 --> 0:32:47.920
<v Speaker 2>Someone suggests it's repetitive, really really awful, Jenner.

0:32:48.840 --> 0:32:50.440
<v Speaker 1>Well, okay, we're all caught anything else.

0:32:50.480 --> 0:32:50.960
<v Speaker 2>Personal life.

0:32:51.040 --> 0:32:52.560
<v Speaker 1>Your mum has the mansion you sold because I know

0:32:52.600 --> 0:32:54.920
<v Speaker 1>you wanted to while labor and power, you said, because

0:32:55.080 --> 0:32:59.040
<v Speaker 1>Jenna's famous liberal voter, because the Libs are out, she

0:32:59.080 --> 0:33:01.240
<v Speaker 1>wanted to sell some of her one of six investments.

0:33:02.440 --> 0:33:04.680
<v Speaker 2>But I'm for your godmother Sassan forgetting.

0:33:04.800 --> 0:33:09.440
<v Speaker 1>We're so happy where So when Jenna called us that

0:33:09.600 --> 0:33:14.560
<v Speaker 1>night from Kirabilly House, we were so three. I didn't

0:33:14.560 --> 0:33:17.400
<v Speaker 1>realize Jenna was part of the late Dynasty, didn't you know?

0:33:18.920 --> 0:33:25.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, to get on with this? Are we really should

0:33:25.280 --> 0:33:27.160
<v Speaker 2>welcome to? Is it just me? Every show we start

0:33:27.160 --> 0:33:28.480
<v Speaker 2>the same way with two?

0:33:28.680 --> 0:33:30.360
<v Speaker 1>Is it just me? Is there's something we've noticed, something

0:33:30.360 --> 0:33:33.160
<v Speaker 1>we hate or appreciate. We call them iGEM's, I I

0:33:33.240 --> 0:33:36.520
<v Speaker 1>j m's or I j M. And Mitch has one,

0:33:36.600 --> 0:33:39.120
<v Speaker 1>I have one, Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitch's.

0:33:39.440 --> 0:33:42.480
<v Speaker 2>And off we go. Should I kick things off? Yeah,

0:33:42.480 --> 0:33:44.040
<v Speaker 2>go for it? Jennering, are you going to throw it?

0:33:44.120 --> 0:33:46.840
<v Speaker 2>And it's well you may as well. Here I've gone, Bradley,

0:33:46.880 --> 0:33:55.280
<v Speaker 2>welcome back. Let's go. Is it just me? Do you reckon?

0:33:55.400 --> 0:33:56.920
<v Speaker 2>I've been fucking ripped off?

0:33:58.440 --> 0:34:01.200
<v Speaker 1>We couldn't want to say, there's bole all through this

0:34:01.280 --> 0:34:04.640
<v Speaker 1>apart reserve your judgment? Well, in what sense? What do

0:34:04.640 --> 0:34:04.920
<v Speaker 1>you mean?

0:34:04.960 --> 0:34:07.000
<v Speaker 2>Well, I'll tell you what's occurred, and you tell me

0:34:07.040 --> 0:34:09.560
<v Speaker 2>if you think I've been ripped off? Okay? Yes, So

0:34:10.719 --> 0:34:13.799
<v Speaker 2>my friend Talia, you know Talisha, Yes, she gave me

0:34:13.800 --> 0:34:17.400
<v Speaker 2>a bus and she says, well, I'm officially on stress

0:34:17.480 --> 0:34:20.280
<v Speaker 2>leave from work. And I said, oh, I've been there, babes,

0:34:21.200 --> 0:34:23.279
<v Speaker 2>and she said, look, it wasn't in force, but it

0:34:23.320 --> 0:34:26.239
<v Speaker 2>was encouraged. They said to me, listen, it's been a

0:34:26.239 --> 0:34:28.000
<v Speaker 2>busy start to do you one. Don't you just take

0:34:28.040 --> 0:34:32.680
<v Speaker 2>the week to rest up, you know, recuperate whatever. And

0:34:32.719 --> 0:34:34.239
<v Speaker 2>she says to me, the problem is that I don't

0:34:34.280 --> 0:34:36.799
<v Speaker 2>know how to rest. What does that even look like?

0:34:36.920 --> 0:34:39.359
<v Speaker 2>How does one rest? And then I had a light

0:34:39.400 --> 0:34:41.759
<v Speaker 2>bulb moment and I said to her, you know what,

0:34:42.440 --> 0:34:44.239
<v Speaker 2>I was at scout the other day, as in my

0:34:44.239 --> 0:34:47.239
<v Speaker 2>Pilates studio. Oh yeah, I was at Pilate's and I

0:34:47.280 --> 0:34:51.040
<v Speaker 2>saw a poster on the wall advertising a rest workshop

0:34:52.320 --> 0:34:55.960
<v Speaker 2>how to Rest your Optimal Nourishment or some wank you shit.

0:34:56.600 --> 0:34:58.440
<v Speaker 2>And I said, well, you've just said you don't know

0:34:58.440 --> 0:35:00.640
<v Speaker 2>how to rest. They're doing that thing in a couple

0:35:00.719 --> 0:35:03.480
<v Speaker 2>of days. Should we go perfect And I said to her, well,

0:35:03.520 --> 0:35:05.640
<v Speaker 2>I'll go with you. It might be daunting going to

0:35:05.680 --> 0:35:08.080
<v Speaker 2>some random Pilarate studio you've never been to, so I'll

0:35:08.120 --> 0:35:10.920
<v Speaker 2>come with you. And she was like, yeah, that sounds amazing.

0:35:10.960 --> 0:35:12.719
<v Speaker 2>I sent her the link. She had a look and

0:35:12.760 --> 0:35:15.040
<v Speaker 2>then texted me back and says, dumb, I've booked it.

0:35:15.440 --> 0:35:18.000
<v Speaker 2>I went to book my fucking spot in the how

0:35:18.040 --> 0:35:21.040
<v Speaker 2>to Rest workshop sixty five bucks for starters. It's not

0:35:21.080 --> 0:35:24.840
<v Speaker 2>that bad. Really, it's not that bad for to rest.

0:35:25.400 --> 0:35:27.919
<v Speaker 1>Is there a price on rest but sixty five bucks.

0:35:27.920 --> 0:35:30.000
<v Speaker 2>I would have thought as a regular i'd get some

0:35:30.000 --> 0:35:33.240
<v Speaker 2>sort of members passed, but no, anyway, lives at pollards.

0:35:34.280 --> 0:35:36.720
<v Speaker 2>At this point, I'd already committed, I'll take you. It's fine,

0:35:37.000 --> 0:35:39.239
<v Speaker 2>And then Sean was like, sounds great, I'll come to

0:35:41.560 --> 0:35:45.040
<v Speaker 2>fucking how to rest workshop and it sounds like how

0:35:45.080 --> 0:35:46.840
<v Speaker 2>to right. It sounds like there's going to be some

0:35:46.920 --> 0:35:51.719
<v Speaker 2>imparting of information peaching, yes exactly. So they kicked off

0:35:51.760 --> 0:35:55.360
<v Speaker 2>by handing out a few little like print outs and shit,

0:35:55.840 --> 0:35:58.520
<v Speaker 2>I've got one right here. Actually I brought it with me. Look,

0:35:59.320 --> 0:36:02.400
<v Speaker 2>the print out was merely a few fucking inspirational quotes

0:36:02.440 --> 0:36:06.560
<v Speaker 2>from Instagram. Why they couldn't even spring for the fucking

0:36:06.600 --> 0:36:11.200
<v Speaker 2>coloring is not a reward? Rest is productive. They've just screenshops. Yes,

0:36:11.480 --> 0:36:13.120
<v Speaker 2>so just a whole lot of that, just a bunch

0:36:13.160 --> 0:36:16.680
<v Speaker 2>of inspoke quotes. And for context, it was a two

0:36:16.760 --> 0:36:19.880
<v Speaker 2>and a half hour workshop. Jeez, so I was thinking

0:36:19.880 --> 0:36:22.279
<v Speaker 2>two and a half hours, I'm going to learn so much. Right,

0:36:23.280 --> 0:36:26.680
<v Speaker 2>So there was a couple of like you know, workshops

0:36:26.719 --> 0:36:29.080
<v Speaker 2>and ship at the start the first fifteen minutes. One

0:36:29.120 --> 0:36:31.680
<v Speaker 2>of them was she'd put a bit of Butcher's paper

0:36:31.719 --> 0:36:34.160
<v Speaker 2>on the wall and a few texts, and she goes, now,

0:36:34.280 --> 0:36:38.640
<v Speaker 2>just go and write whatever emotions spring to mind. Guess what.

0:36:38.760 --> 0:36:45.520
<v Speaker 2>Sean got up and wrote what? No, guess rest not stressed? Startled?

0:36:49.800 --> 0:36:53.440
<v Speaker 2>She goes up there and right startled, Yeah, exactly. And

0:36:53.480 --> 0:36:55.400
<v Speaker 2>so we we sit back down on the mats, and

0:36:55.400 --> 0:36:57.040
<v Speaker 2>I thought, oh, there's going to be a lot more

0:36:57.080 --> 0:36:59.759
<v Speaker 2>of this, right, and she goes, anyway, let's cut to

0:36:59.760 --> 0:37:02.920
<v Speaker 2>the We all know what we're here for. It'd been

0:37:02.960 --> 0:37:06.000
<v Speaker 2>fifteen minutes of workshopping. The rest was two hours and

0:37:06.040 --> 0:37:12.320
<v Speaker 2>fifteen minutes of napping in broad daylight on a hardwood floor.

0:37:12.840 --> 0:37:15.879
<v Speaker 3>Oh no, and you paid sixty five dollars for this.

0:37:16.000 --> 0:37:17.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you could have done any your bed for free

0:37:18.040 --> 0:37:19.840
<v Speaker 2>and it would have been a fuck low more comfy.

0:37:19.960 --> 0:37:22.520
<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you I'd done a polatics class that morning,

0:37:22.560 --> 0:37:27.359
<v Speaker 2>so my backwards already killing me. I on a hardwood floor.

0:37:26.280 --> 0:37:29.560
<v Speaker 1>Wait, what did the teacher do while you all napped?

0:37:30.560 --> 0:37:33.520
<v Speaker 2>I mean, to be fair, she was fucking lovely. You

0:37:33.600 --> 0:37:36.160
<v Speaker 2>got you two know that there's like two versions of me.

0:37:36.280 --> 0:37:39.320
<v Speaker 2>There's the fair and reasonable, and there's the fucking cynical.

0:37:39.440 --> 0:37:41.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's a few others in between, but they're the

0:37:41.120 --> 0:37:41.480
<v Speaker 1>main two.

0:37:41.600 --> 0:37:43.960
<v Speaker 2>Well, i'll give you the two approaches. The fair and

0:37:44.200 --> 0:37:46.920
<v Speaker 2>reasonable version of me will tell you she was such

0:37:46.960 --> 0:37:49.560
<v Speaker 2>a treasure. She actually was. She came round as we're

0:37:49.600 --> 0:37:53.239
<v Speaker 2>fucking napping and says, Mitchell, are you warm enough?

0:37:53.600 --> 0:37:53.799
<v Speaker 5>Oh?

0:37:53.880 --> 0:37:54.560
<v Speaker 3>That's sweet?

0:37:54.600 --> 0:37:56.680
<v Speaker 2>And I was thinking I am, but like, thank you

0:37:56.719 --> 0:37:58.919
<v Speaker 2>for asking. I can't remember the last time someone asked

0:37:58.960 --> 0:37:59.719
<v Speaker 2>me if I'm warm enough.

0:37:59.760 --> 0:38:01.279
<v Speaker 3>That's really nice.

0:38:01.400 --> 0:38:04.719
<v Speaker 2>That's actually really nice. Did you manage to sleep at all? No,

0:38:04.960 --> 0:38:07.520
<v Speaker 2>because for some reason I couldn't separate the fact that

0:38:07.760 --> 0:38:10.920
<v Speaker 2>this is the same room I come to exercise. Imagine

0:38:10.960 --> 0:38:13.440
<v Speaker 2>trying to nap on the gym floor. It's just wrong.

0:38:13.760 --> 0:38:16.080
<v Speaker 2>It's just not right. To Leisia and Sean, on the

0:38:16.120 --> 0:38:18.680
<v Speaker 2>other hand, they frofed it. They balked away, being like

0:38:18.760 --> 0:38:21.040
<v Speaker 2>that was incredible, that was just what I needed.

0:38:21.160 --> 0:38:21.560
<v Speaker 4>Wow.

0:38:21.719 --> 0:38:24.400
<v Speaker 2>And then my cynical Mitchell kicked in and I was thinking,

0:38:26.120 --> 0:38:29.239
<v Speaker 2>this bitch is surely laughing at us behind our back,

0:38:29.320 --> 0:38:32.000
<v Speaker 2>being I can't believe they fell for that. I'd just

0:38:32.040 --> 0:38:35.120
<v Speaker 2>printed off some shit they god to google and then

0:38:35.160 --> 0:38:37.200
<v Speaker 2>I just put them to sleep and charge them sixty

0:38:37.200 --> 0:38:40.520
<v Speaker 2>five back. Totally, Mitch, You've been dooked completely. And then

0:38:40.920 --> 0:38:43.799
<v Speaker 2>what really sold it for me? At the end of

0:38:43.920 --> 0:38:48.879
<v Speaker 2>the how to Rest? She says, and just remember the

0:38:48.920 --> 0:38:53.000
<v Speaker 2>only person in charge of your rest is huge. So

0:38:53.239 --> 0:38:55.560
<v Speaker 2>she's charged of sixty five bucks and then said, fucking

0:38:55.560 --> 0:38:58.200
<v Speaker 2>go figure it out yourself. What a waste of time

0:38:58.200 --> 0:39:01.480
<v Speaker 2>and money. Although we did get free will not free

0:39:01.600 --> 0:39:08.080
<v Speaker 2>sixty five dollars socks right now the very aged care. Yeah,

0:39:08.120 --> 0:39:10.120
<v Speaker 2>they're like those bed socks that are going to turn

0:39:10.160 --> 0:39:11.160
<v Speaker 2>real ship in a week.

0:39:11.680 --> 0:39:13.160
<v Speaker 1>They have a grippy bottom.

0:39:13.440 --> 0:39:16.880
<v Speaker 2>No no, So I got cashed to five dollars socks

0:39:16.960 --> 0:39:21.320
<v Speaker 2>and an uncomfortable nap. How good the fact there's a

0:39:21.320 --> 0:39:23.279
<v Speaker 2>sucker bow on every minute in there? Yes there is?

0:39:24.760 --> 0:39:25.360
<v Speaker 2>Is it just me?

0:39:27.880 --> 0:39:30.520
<v Speaker 6>You can follow the show online just search a couple

0:39:30.560 --> 0:39:31.080
<v Speaker 6>of mitches.

0:39:31.360 --> 0:39:33.040
<v Speaker 3>If you don't, you're a dickhead.

0:39:33.400 --> 0:39:35.000
<v Speaker 1>I know, I completely forgot. It is pig Weeks, so

0:39:35.000 --> 0:39:37.240
<v Speaker 1>I hope you're listening at home. It is eating a snack.

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<v Speaker 2>Has the pizza revived? Did you order pizza? I remember

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<v Speaker 2>I said earlier. If you listen to the end of

0:39:42.280 --> 0:39:44.000
<v Speaker 2>the episode, if you order pizza now, it might have

0:39:44.000 --> 0:39:46.680
<v Speaker 2>a ramp. It's what we call the bees of collback.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you're new to stand up A crawl back

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<v Speaker 2>a col back, that's what I do. I'd crawl back

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<v Speaker 2>to it. I got these as well. I had these yet.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, there's more in my bag of goodies, chocolate

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<v Speaker 1>coated strawberries and cream.

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<v Speaker 2>Shut your sticker fell off.

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<v Speaker 1>They're listed as smoked almonds.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh did you? Did? You put them to his almond?

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<v Speaker 1>Nine dollars?

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<v Speaker 2>Paid a dollar?

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<v Speaker 4>Wait?

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<v Speaker 2>Is this from like the bitter you will leads where

0:40:15.239 --> 0:40:17.720
<v Speaker 2>they've got the scoop? I went to your local Wars,

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<v Speaker 2>which turns out is fancy.

0:40:19.600 --> 0:40:20.399
<v Speaker 3>The fancy Wooly.

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<v Speaker 2>They had a whole scoop.

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<v Speaker 1>Section, so I just went scooping. But as I was scooping,

0:40:23.200 --> 0:40:25.879
<v Speaker 1>I was eating. I just sampled them. This says no sampling, but.

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<v Speaker 2>I still do it. Oh that's real nice.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to try it.

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<v Speaker 2>They're really good at a wools metro near you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're fucking aging, aren't they incredible? I'm also gonna

0:40:36.800 --> 0:40:39.080
<v Speaker 1>have a cheesel savory and sweet. You know it's all

0:40:39.120 --> 0:40:39.840
<v Speaker 1>about that combo?

0:40:40.719 --> 0:40:42.759
<v Speaker 2>Are they not incredible? Did I tell you or did

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<v Speaker 2>I tell you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're right, we have a long show ahead of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Should I jump in with my agent?

0:40:47.080 --> 0:40:51.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're better, all right, Bradley? Is it just me?

0:40:53.960 --> 0:40:57.760
<v Speaker 1>Do you think Royal Kingdom is a money laundering scheme?

0:40:58.480 --> 0:41:02.480
<v Speaker 2>That the game thing that they're keep seeing ads for,

0:41:02.840 --> 0:41:05.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, and it's got Phoebean Monica from Friends

0:41:05.640 --> 0:41:06.879
<v Speaker 2>in and they're playing some.

0:41:08.040 --> 0:41:10.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, have listened to this If you missed it?

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<v Speaker 2>Ready phase great?

0:41:13.200 --> 0:41:14.960
<v Speaker 3>What am I going to do for the next five hours?

0:41:15.080 --> 0:41:17.080
<v Speaker 3>Play the new puzzle game Royal Kingdom.

0:41:17.120 --> 0:41:19.480
<v Speaker 2>It's the perfect way to passtime online flights.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not listening to any of that.

0:41:20.360 --> 0:41:22.319
<v Speaker 2>Booshit, that's what that is.

0:41:22.520 --> 0:41:26.000
<v Speaker 1>Two of the biggest actresses in Hollywood flogging a game

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<v Speaker 1>called Royal Kingdom.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you also think at first, surely this is AI

0:41:30.880 --> 0:41:32.359
<v Speaker 2>put their name to it. That's what I thought when

0:41:32.360 --> 0:41:34.080
<v Speaker 2>I saw fucking Monica and Phoebe.

0:41:34.160 --> 0:41:34.359
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:41:34.360 --> 0:41:37.839
<v Speaker 1>They also have Kevin Hart. They have the gay couple

0:41:37.880 --> 0:41:38.680
<v Speaker 1>from Modern Family.

0:41:40.120 --> 0:41:44.000
<v Speaker 2>For me, they rebooted Modern Family for Royal Kingdom. Those

0:41:44.120 --> 0:41:45.520
<v Speaker 2>characters are done.

0:41:45.080 --> 0:41:48.560
<v Speaker 1>Yes, they would have paid millions for the stars of Friends.

0:41:48.680 --> 0:41:51.000
<v Speaker 1>The stars of Friends did the episode of friends from

0:41:51.000 --> 0:41:51.759
<v Speaker 1>million dollars each?

0:41:51.960 --> 0:41:52.439
<v Speaker 2>How much?

0:41:53.040 --> 0:41:56.880
<v Speaker 1>How much money can an application have? It doesn't make sense.

0:41:57.080 --> 0:41:58.799
<v Speaker 3>But also, who is playing this game?

0:41:58.880 --> 0:41:59.480
<v Speaker 4>There's no one.

0:41:59.560 --> 0:42:01.759
<v Speaker 2>No one is playing Royal No one in this room. No.

0:42:02.120 --> 0:42:03.719
<v Speaker 1>They did one with Kevin Hart where he was mid

0:42:03.800 --> 0:42:06.480
<v Speaker 1>stand up set and he was yelling at an audience

0:42:06.480 --> 0:42:09.520
<v Speaker 1>member for playing Royal Kingdom, and then he gets so

0:42:09.640 --> 0:42:12.560
<v Speaker 1>invested in Royal Kingdom he downloads it himself on the stage.

0:42:12.680 --> 0:42:14.239
<v Speaker 2>My god, it's ridiculous.

0:42:14.360 --> 0:42:17.000
<v Speaker 1>But where is that money coming from? I think it's

0:42:17.080 --> 0:42:18.520
<v Speaker 1>it's drugs, it's money laundering.

0:42:18.600 --> 0:42:22.359
<v Speaker 2>Sure, I seem to recall because I did watch the

0:42:22.560 --> 0:42:26.000
<v Speaker 2>entire ad which had monacraed female. Did they mention there's

0:42:26.040 --> 0:42:28.880
<v Speaker 2>no annoying ads popping up on screen? Yes? So where's

0:42:28.880 --> 0:42:30.200
<v Speaker 2>the bloody money coming from?

0:42:30.200 --> 0:42:31.279
<v Speaker 1>Where does the money come from?

0:42:31.320 --> 0:42:34.120
<v Speaker 2>Are they expecting people to, like, you know, they have

0:42:34.200 --> 0:42:36.080
<v Speaker 2>to buy a certain amount of points to pass the

0:42:36.160 --> 0:42:37.880
<v Speaker 2>check point, and so people are going to start spending

0:42:37.880 --> 0:42:41.080
<v Speaker 2>money on the game like a new Bloody Club Penguin

0:42:41.120 --> 0:42:42.200
<v Speaker 2>or anger bed Oh.

0:42:42.280 --> 0:42:43.920
<v Speaker 1>I used to buy a little Doodle fits for my

0:42:43.960 --> 0:42:46.880
<v Speaker 1>doodle Jump character. I bought the Christmas knit sweater, I

0:42:46.880 --> 0:42:49.640
<v Speaker 1>bought the exter Bunny Years for Doodle Jump, I loven't

0:42:49.640 --> 0:42:50.360
<v Speaker 1>in that purchase.

0:42:50.480 --> 0:42:53.000
<v Speaker 2>There's only one iPhone game that I've actually loved and

0:42:53.040 --> 0:42:56.399
<v Speaker 2>I still play it to this day. Parking Jam. What's

0:42:56.480 --> 0:42:58.560
<v Speaker 2>parking exactly? What it sounds like?

0:42:59.080 --> 0:42:59.239
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

0:42:59.320 --> 0:43:01.479
<v Speaker 1>Is that where you move cars out of the parking lot? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's incredible.

0:43:03.360 --> 0:43:05.279
<v Speaker 2>O good yeah. Please. You've got to make sure you

0:43:05.320 --> 0:43:08.840
<v Speaker 2>don't hit the dot Wiggins in the car party around

0:43:08.960 --> 0:43:11.839
<v Speaker 2>you lose points and I'm amazing at it.

0:43:12.280 --> 0:43:15.239
<v Speaker 1>I can imagine. The only aut that I like is

0:43:15.840 --> 0:43:20.160
<v Speaker 1>realistic bridge construction games where you have to build like

0:43:20.200 --> 0:43:22.480
<v Speaker 1>a suspension bridge and then cars drive over it and

0:43:22.480 --> 0:43:24.800
<v Speaker 1>if you haven't done it correct it collapses and everyone.

0:43:24.600 --> 0:43:26.360
<v Speaker 2>Does How quickly do you have to build the bridge?

0:43:26.480 --> 0:43:27.520
<v Speaker 1>It takes like twenty minutes.

0:43:27.880 --> 0:43:29.759
<v Speaker 2>Oh see, that's too much for me because it's a.

0:43:29.680 --> 0:43:33.400
<v Speaker 1>Suspension bridge, like you need to correctly weighed and too much.

0:43:33.239 --> 0:43:36.200
<v Speaker 2>Announced for it. Once you involve physics and ship.

0:43:36.280 --> 0:43:38.680
<v Speaker 1>Now you're saying before we turn the micros and Jennet,

0:43:38.719 --> 0:43:39.120
<v Speaker 1>you love.

0:43:39.000 --> 0:43:41.600
<v Speaker 2>Grinder, Yeah yeah, I do, yeah, yeah, but you know,

0:43:41.719 --> 0:43:44.160
<v Speaker 2>Royal Kingdom can fuck right off. Neil Interests. I'm seeing

0:43:44.200 --> 0:43:46.520
<v Speaker 2>the ads over and over again and they've not gotten

0:43:46.520 --> 0:43:47.080
<v Speaker 2>me over the line.

0:43:47.239 --> 0:43:49.640
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not into it. Also, what a Monica and

0:43:50.320 --> 0:43:55.160
<v Speaker 1>being whateveryone name is Friends Phoebe doing on a flight together?

0:43:55.320 --> 0:43:58.480
<v Speaker 2>You've never seen Friends? You have such strong opinions about

0:43:58.520 --> 0:44:00.439
<v Speaker 2>that show. If somebody who's never seen it, I've got

0:44:00.440 --> 0:44:04.520
<v Speaker 2>the gist. They're all in a cafe. No, no, oh,

0:44:04.520 --> 0:44:05.560
<v Speaker 2>they're all in an apartment.

0:44:05.600 --> 0:44:08.760
<v Speaker 1>And guess what, grumby cat singing Mellie.

0:44:09.680 --> 0:44:11.200
<v Speaker 2>It's one of Phoebe's original.

0:44:12.880 --> 0:44:15.040
<v Speaker 1>Like grow up, So you have seen it?

0:44:15.080 --> 0:44:16.720
<v Speaker 2>Then ugly naked guy instude.

0:44:16.719 --> 0:44:19.600
<v Speaker 1>I've watched a few episodes, so you have. I have,

0:44:19.760 --> 0:44:22.759
<v Speaker 1>but not like seeing it like you depressingly watch.

0:44:23.560 --> 0:44:26.120
<v Speaker 2>I feel like Grays and Aadim is a bit different.

0:44:26.200 --> 0:44:28.520
<v Speaker 2>But the only reason I watch Friends now is because

0:44:28.520 --> 0:44:30.040
<v Speaker 2>it's like an old comfort watch. But if I was

0:44:30.080 --> 0:44:31.600
<v Speaker 2>watching it for the first time, I'd be like, it's

0:44:31.640 --> 0:44:33.200
<v Speaker 2>not that funny, because it's actually not.

0:44:33.800 --> 0:44:33.960
<v Speaker 4>It's not.

0:44:33.960 --> 0:44:36.839
<v Speaker 2>It's also quite problematic, very very problematic.

0:44:37.040 --> 0:44:40.640
<v Speaker 1>I am my ex used to fall asleep watching Friends

0:44:40.960 --> 0:44:42.520
<v Speaker 1>like it was a habit that he had when he

0:44:42.560 --> 0:44:45.200
<v Speaker 1>hit to sleep when when he was alone out loud, yes,

0:44:45.280 --> 0:44:47.720
<v Speaker 1>because he needed something to play in his head because

0:44:47.719 --> 0:44:50.440
<v Speaker 1>he was so sick and twisted. Anyway, then when we

0:44:50.480 --> 0:44:53.000
<v Speaker 1>got together and started sleeping in the same room, like

0:44:53.080 --> 0:44:54.960
<v Speaker 1>the first night, he's like, all right, I'm off to bed.

0:44:55.000 --> 0:44:58.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, this is fun my first Oh anyway that

0:44:58.080 --> 0:45:04.879
<v Speaker 1>I hear you just play them on loop on Stan

0:45:05.000 --> 0:45:08.480
<v Speaker 1>of course and now on Max. Are they know I

0:45:08.480 --> 0:45:12.080
<v Speaker 1>can't contractually mentioned that one has all.

0:45:11.960 --> 0:45:14.200
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you what's on stand. I'm going to do

0:45:14.239 --> 0:45:17.400
<v Speaker 2>the heavy lifting for you. McCloud's Daughters is the background,

0:45:17.400 --> 0:45:22.120
<v Speaker 2>and we just added Offspring. Yes, two favorite fucking shag.

0:45:22.320 --> 0:45:24.279
<v Speaker 1>Can I just say Stan has Hacks If you're not

0:45:24.320 --> 0:45:26.959
<v Speaker 1>watching Hacks on Stan. Hacks is one of the best

0:45:26.960 --> 0:45:29.239
<v Speaker 1>shows I've ever seen in my life. It is sensational. Also,

0:45:29.280 --> 0:45:30.600
<v Speaker 1>the new Love Triangle is very good.

0:45:30.640 --> 0:45:32.319
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to look into your eyes and see if

0:45:32.320 --> 0:45:34.719
<v Speaker 2>you're telling the truth. That's part of the contract, I.

0:45:34.640 --> 0:45:37.120
<v Speaker 1>Promise you, really, No, I am an ambassador for Standing.

0:45:37.200 --> 0:45:40.680
<v Speaker 2>Actually, you've mentioned Hacks before before you were a STAN ambassador.

0:45:40.960 --> 0:45:42.920
<v Speaker 1>I have no no, I've got no. I don't have

0:45:42.960 --> 0:45:44.520
<v Speaker 1>any mentions as part of my contract.

0:45:44.920 --> 0:45:47.040
<v Speaker 2>Okay, that was a little freebie.

0:45:47.120 --> 0:45:52.720
<v Speaker 1>Did you say phoebe back to friends. That's a callback.

0:45:54.960 --> 0:45:57.040
<v Speaker 2>Danna have you got anum up your sleepy? I'll do one.

0:45:57.080 --> 0:45:58.080
<v Speaker 2>We're running over time to.

0:45:58.120 --> 0:46:02.360
<v Speaker 1>Keep it sweet because not sure what there could be

0:46:02.440 --> 0:46:03.360
<v Speaker 1>song as you want?

0:46:03.040 --> 0:46:08.400
<v Speaker 2>But brad let is it just me?

0:46:11.160 --> 0:46:13.640
<v Speaker 3>Is there too much Harry Potter merch out there?

0:46:15.200 --> 0:46:16.200
<v Speaker 2>I agree?

0:46:16.320 --> 0:46:18.400
<v Speaker 3>I go with this Harry Potter Jinny's.

0:46:18.480 --> 0:46:21.960
<v Speaker 2>I went to Vinnie's sake. Yes, there was a huffle

0:46:22.040 --> 0:46:24.200
<v Speaker 2>puff duffall NIE's.

0:46:24.239 --> 0:46:26.879
<v Speaker 1>I thought, how did that get from Universal Tokyo all

0:46:26.920 --> 0:46:27.840
<v Speaker 1>the way?

0:46:28.480 --> 0:46:31.080
<v Speaker 2>It's probably because they were boycotting jk Rowling.

0:46:32.840 --> 0:46:34.759
<v Speaker 3>Everywhere. So you know, where are you going?

0:46:34.800 --> 0:46:36.600
<v Speaker 2>I've not seen any So.

0:46:36.640 --> 0:46:37.400
<v Speaker 3>There's this place.

0:46:37.560 --> 0:46:40.359
<v Speaker 5>It's like a shop that sells blind boxes but it's

0:46:40.400 --> 0:46:43.000
<v Speaker 5>not which is like la Boo boo but different.

0:46:43.680 --> 0:46:45.960
<v Speaker 3>Which is like pop mark for it.

0:46:46.120 --> 0:46:49.719
<v Speaker 5>So they have all like the Japanese Chinese characters got it?

0:46:49.880 --> 0:46:50.800
<v Speaker 3>And then at the.

0:46:50.760 --> 0:46:53.720
<v Speaker 5>Back they have a whole lot of Harry Potter merch

0:46:54.239 --> 0:46:57.240
<v Speaker 5>right No, And I'm talking like elaborate Harry Potter merch.

0:46:57.880 --> 0:46:59.880
<v Speaker 3>And it's just like, is there a reason why?

0:47:00.040 --> 0:47:01.800
<v Speaker 2>What do you mean elaborate? Have they got BIRDI bots

0:47:01.840 --> 0:47:04.160
<v Speaker 2>every flavored beans and that They've got.

0:47:04.000 --> 0:47:07.600
<v Speaker 5>These different like coffee cup things with broomsticks and all

0:47:07.680 --> 0:47:08.040
<v Speaker 5>this on it.

0:47:08.200 --> 0:47:12.520
<v Speaker 2>Quish the fucking chocolate frogs that will Yes, Yeah, that

0:47:12.640 --> 0:47:13.240
<v Speaker 2>was exciting.

0:47:13.320 --> 0:47:16.200
<v Speaker 1>That was but you know when merchandise chocolate is normally

0:47:16.239 --> 0:47:17.440
<v Speaker 1>it's normally chip chocolate.

0:47:17.960 --> 0:47:20.360
<v Speaker 2>Na, it was like basically a Freddo in the shape

0:47:20.400 --> 0:47:23.239
<v Speaker 2>of a proper frog. It's going to say, in the

0:47:23.239 --> 0:47:25.440
<v Speaker 2>shape of a frog. Freda is literally a frog, but no,

0:47:25.760 --> 0:47:26.839
<v Speaker 2>it looked like a chocolate frog.

0:47:26.880 --> 0:47:29.640
<v Speaker 1>I really wanted, like Trevor, I wanted to eat that

0:47:29.800 --> 0:47:31.360
<v Speaker 1>chocolate frog, but as a frog.

0:47:31.520 --> 0:47:33.680
<v Speaker 2>Like with it's like the texture of a real frog.

0:47:33.760 --> 0:47:36.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why that's all I want of you

0:47:36.640 --> 0:47:40.240
<v Speaker 1>would want? Yeah, any okay, the ones and the hats,

0:47:40.320 --> 0:47:43.160
<v Speaker 1>the sorting hats, that mechanical it's just too mart Yeah,

0:47:43.280 --> 0:47:45.960
<v Speaker 1>I agree. And then rebooting Harry Potter there's a new

0:47:46.719 --> 0:47:51.240
<v Speaker 1>HBO Max show. It's like it's a remake, it's a reboot.

0:47:51.480 --> 0:47:53.279
<v Speaker 2>It's a serious My brother with that when you can

0:47:53.360 --> 0:47:57.880
<v Speaker 2>just watch sand totally, it was actually quite funny. Over Christmas,

0:47:57.920 --> 0:48:00.600
<v Speaker 2>my sister was like, okay, the whole Jake Hey railing

0:48:00.760 --> 0:48:05.440
<v Speaker 2>trance phobia boycott right, it doesn't count if I reread

0:48:05.520 --> 0:48:08.360
<v Speaker 2>the books that I've already purchased, right, I owned the

0:48:08.360 --> 0:48:11.160
<v Speaker 2>copy before that, that doesn't count. It's supporting. And I said,

0:48:11.239 --> 0:48:14.400
<v Speaker 2>n that's fine. But if you're going to show the

0:48:14.440 --> 0:48:16.920
<v Speaker 2>films to your children, you're gonna have to show them

0:48:16.920 --> 0:48:18.880
<v Speaker 2>Harry Potter and the Stone and just tell them that

0:48:18.920 --> 0:48:19.600
<v Speaker 2>was Harry Potter.

0:48:19.800 --> 0:48:20.200
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:48:20.239 --> 0:48:24.160
<v Speaker 2>Have you seen Harry Potter and the Stone the first one? Nor,

0:48:24.280 --> 0:48:26.680
<v Speaker 2>that's Harry Potter and the Philosopy. Oh my god, I've

0:48:26.680 --> 0:48:29.319
<v Speaker 2>got a lisp. Guys, I can't do this Philosopher's Stone. Yes,

0:48:29.360 --> 0:48:31.640
<v Speaker 2>of course I have no Harry Potter and the Stone

0:48:31.719 --> 0:48:35.520
<v Speaker 2>on YouTube it's someone like, shot by shot, scene by scene,

0:48:35.560 --> 0:48:37.680
<v Speaker 2>just doing a really povo remake of Harry Potter. But

0:48:37.680 --> 0:48:39.319
<v Speaker 2>it's so funny, like Hamione's a man.

0:48:40.200 --> 0:48:42.200
<v Speaker 1>Have you done this on the show before?

0:48:42.320 --> 0:48:42.560
<v Speaker 5>Never?

0:48:42.640 --> 0:48:44.160
<v Speaker 2>I really discovered it recently.

0:48:43.880 --> 0:48:45.759
<v Speaker 1>Harry Potter and the Stone. Yeah, okay, now I'll have

0:48:45.760 --> 0:48:46.080
<v Speaker 1>to keep on.

0:48:46.440 --> 0:48:48.120
<v Speaker 2>We don't have time to fucking get into it. But

0:48:48.160 --> 0:48:50.600
<v Speaker 2>do yourself a favor. It is so stupid.

0:48:50.840 --> 0:48:53.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, I think I won't trust me.

0:48:54.080 --> 0:48:55.919
<v Speaker 2>You, of all people, will find it funny. You will.

0:48:56.080 --> 0:48:58.680
<v Speaker 2>I know what tickles your fucking funny bone. Don't worry,

0:48:58.760 --> 0:49:01.040
<v Speaker 2>it does all right. Well, thanks for that.

0:49:01.080 --> 0:49:03.799
<v Speaker 3>I just don't want any more Harry Potter, stop stop

0:49:03.840 --> 0:49:04.439
<v Speaker 3>with Harry Potter.

0:49:04.440 --> 0:49:06.040
<v Speaker 2>But don't want it.

0:49:06.320 --> 0:49:07.239
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to see it.

0:49:07.480 --> 0:49:09.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, I agree with you completely. I bought this

0:49:09.680 --> 0:49:11.759
<v Speaker 2>shirt that Protect the Doll shirt. It's a it's a

0:49:11.840 --> 0:49:12.560
<v Speaker 2>well I noticed that.

0:49:12.560 --> 0:49:13.480
<v Speaker 3>That's really nice.

0:49:13.600 --> 0:49:15.680
<v Speaker 2>Protect the Doll Protect. Have you seen this shirt?

0:49:15.719 --> 0:49:17.880
<v Speaker 3>I've seen it on I think Instagram and stuff.

0:49:17.920 --> 0:49:19.920
<v Speaker 2>Pedro Pascal wore it to the premiere.

0:49:19.960 --> 0:49:23.120
<v Speaker 1>I think of The Last of Us too. It's it's

0:49:23.200 --> 0:49:24.400
<v Speaker 1>you haven't heard of it, Mitchell, let me get the

0:49:24.400 --> 0:49:26.839
<v Speaker 1>photo or really. Connor ives as a designer. He lives

0:49:26.840 --> 0:49:32.560
<v Speaker 1>in New York. He works in fashion. It's guys World

0:49:32.920 --> 0:49:37.239
<v Speaker 1>say they wore it a fashion week I think this year.

0:49:37.320 --> 0:49:39.759
<v Speaker 1>But all proceeds go to trans Lifeline in the US.

0:49:40.160 --> 0:49:43.759
<v Speaker 1>The dolls are our trans dolls, right, yes, yes, so

0:49:43.960 --> 0:49:46.000
<v Speaker 1>I I wanted to buy it, but I got called

0:49:46.000 --> 0:49:48.279
<v Speaker 1>out by someone in Surrey Hills. She was like, it's

0:49:48.280 --> 0:49:50.239
<v Speaker 1>that the Connor Ive shirt. And I was like, oh,

0:49:50.280 --> 0:49:52.799
<v Speaker 1>it's actually not the Connor Ive shirt. It's just like

0:49:52.840 --> 0:49:55.239
<v Speaker 1>a it's like a red bubble version because the car

0:49:55.360 --> 0:49:58.720
<v Speaker 1>Rive shirt is sold out. So then she said that's

0:49:58.840 --> 0:50:01.800
<v Speaker 1>really bad because all his proceeds go to trans Lifeline,

0:50:01.920 --> 0:50:03.880
<v Speaker 1>to which I said, well, guess what I donate. I

0:50:04.440 --> 0:50:06.760
<v Speaker 1>sent the money to trans Lifeline. I made a donation,

0:50:06.880 --> 0:50:08.600
<v Speaker 1>did you Yes, of course.

0:50:08.400 --> 0:50:11.080
<v Speaker 2>Because okay, well that's really not I would have seen

0:50:11.080 --> 0:50:11.439
<v Speaker 2>that point.

0:50:11.560 --> 0:50:13.760
<v Speaker 1>No, in Australian dollars, I didn't do seventy five years

0:50:14.520 --> 0:50:19.200
<v Speaker 1>because the red bullshit costs. I think it was twenty six.

0:50:19.600 --> 0:50:21.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, now you've spent more than you needed to. Yeah,

0:50:21.719 --> 0:50:22.000
<v Speaker 2>well I.

0:50:21.960 --> 0:50:23.920
<v Speaker 1>Felt because I just knew that I could get in trouble.

0:50:24.320 --> 0:50:25.880
<v Speaker 1>But then when I came to your building today, the

0:50:25.960 --> 0:50:28.680
<v Speaker 1>lady reception was like, oh that's a genuine Connor Rives.

0:50:28.680 --> 0:50:29.920
<v Speaker 1>I can tell because of the thinness.

0:50:30.200 --> 0:50:31.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I didn't really thinness.

0:50:31.840 --> 0:50:33.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because it's actually quite thin the car.

0:50:34.200 --> 0:50:35.480
<v Speaker 3>I thought it was genuine.

0:50:35.560 --> 0:50:38.319
<v Speaker 1>Thank you, But you're across the controversy. Yes, because if

0:50:38.360 --> 0:50:40.440
<v Speaker 1>you don't buy, you should donate. It's the whole thing.

0:50:41.239 --> 0:50:41.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure it is.

0:50:42.040 --> 0:50:44.480
<v Speaker 1>Protect the dolls. When I wore it, Jenna's like, I agree,

0:50:44.520 --> 0:50:45.840
<v Speaker 1>we should protect the La boo boos.

0:50:47.200 --> 0:50:48.520
<v Speaker 2>You've got it, You've got it.

0:50:49.440 --> 0:50:51.280
<v Speaker 3>They need to be protected at all costs.

0:50:52.200 --> 0:50:55.400
<v Speaker 2>Is taking that I really are you're listening to?

0:50:55.800 --> 0:50:56.600
<v Speaker 5>Is it just me?

0:50:58.200 --> 0:50:59.719
<v Speaker 1>Got something on your mind?

0:51:00.280 --> 0:51:03.840
<v Speaker 2>Put up at a couple of Mitchell's on Instagram to

0:51:03.920 --> 0:51:06.960
<v Speaker 2>get yourself on the show? All right? Well, as you know,

0:51:07.120 --> 0:51:11.000
<v Speaker 2>every Monday except for every Monday in twenty twenty five

0:51:11.080 --> 0:51:14.040
<v Speaker 2>until now, we like to get an idiot of ours

0:51:14.080 --> 0:51:15.839
<v Speaker 2>on the phone to share it. Is that just you?

0:51:16.800 --> 0:51:18.560
<v Speaker 2>People didn't know that we were coming back for a

0:51:18.600 --> 0:51:19.640
<v Speaker 2>surprise reunion?

0:51:19.719 --> 0:51:20.279
<v Speaker 1>No, we better.

0:51:20.800 --> 0:51:23.920
<v Speaker 2>So obviously we haven't had anyone putting their hand up

0:51:23.920 --> 0:51:26.160
<v Speaker 2>to come on the show. But we've still got the

0:51:26.200 --> 0:51:29.160
<v Speaker 2>show phone, correct, you know, So we've just maybe we

0:51:29.200 --> 0:51:31.319
<v Speaker 2>should just scroll through the text that we've been sent

0:51:31.360 --> 0:51:33.200
<v Speaker 2>in the past and just call someone out of nowhere.

0:51:33.200 --> 0:51:36.600
<v Speaker 1>Did we get any messages Mitchell after we canceled the show.

0:51:36.520 --> 0:51:39.640
<v Speaker 2>Yes, a lot of like heartbroken one and then we've

0:51:39.640 --> 0:51:41.600
<v Speaker 2>had a few recently been like is this thing still on?

0:51:42.080 --> 0:51:44.360
<v Speaker 2>And I've replied yes, and they're like I feel like

0:51:44.400 --> 0:51:46.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm talking to someone being on the grape. Yeah.

0:51:46.480 --> 0:51:48.200
<v Speaker 1>Well you had to buy credit for the phone, didn't you.

0:51:48.280 --> 0:51:49.839
<v Speaker 2>I did so that we could make this phone call.

0:51:49.920 --> 0:51:51.120
<v Speaker 2>So if these pitches don't answer.

0:51:51.200 --> 0:51:53.160
<v Speaker 1>I got so good buying all the stuff a pea

0:51:53.200 --> 0:51:54.080
<v Speaker 1>week on the company card.

0:51:54.080 --> 0:51:55.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, this is great. I forgot we have this thing,

0:51:55.880 --> 0:51:56.360
<v Speaker 2>just a line.

0:51:56.480 --> 0:51:57.479
<v Speaker 1>I know it's Jenna.

0:51:58.080 --> 0:52:00.239
<v Speaker 2>The amount of interest me on that shit because it's

0:52:00.239 --> 0:52:00.839
<v Speaker 2>just sitting there.

0:52:00.840 --> 0:52:01.600
<v Speaker 1>It's just cash.

0:52:01.880 --> 0:52:03.560
<v Speaker 3>The dude buy chocolate was expensive.

0:52:03.680 --> 0:52:06.239
<v Speaker 2>I'll send us the receipt. Yeah, I'll reimburse your chick.

0:52:06.320 --> 0:52:09.000
<v Speaker 2>No worries. All right, let's just let's We're gonna just

0:52:09.080 --> 0:52:12.040
<v Speaker 2>ring random numbers. So I'm just gonna scroll through all

0:52:12.040 --> 0:52:14.879
<v Speaker 2>the texts that have been sent to this number, oh

0:52:15.840 --> 0:52:16.560
<v Speaker 2>till nine.

0:52:17.200 --> 0:52:23.439
<v Speaker 1>A zero two took the oscar to nine.

0:52:29.920 --> 0:52:32.919
<v Speaker 2>Let's have a quick look. We've got Steph. We've got

0:52:33.040 --> 0:52:35.759
<v Speaker 2>Ciena from Bendigo if you like.

0:52:35.920 --> 0:52:37.480
<v Speaker 1>Steph is the name of a listener we've had on

0:52:37.520 --> 0:52:38.399
<v Speaker 1>michhow one hundred games.

0:52:38.440 --> 0:52:41.239
<v Speaker 2>I feel like we've got forty steps. Ye, honestly, I agree.

0:52:42.040 --> 0:52:44.360
<v Speaker 2>This text came from Peter. I missed the pod already.

0:52:45.360 --> 0:52:48.319
<v Speaker 2>I wish you all the best, mostly cheery because he's

0:52:48.360 --> 0:52:50.840
<v Speaker 2>the only one that replies to me on instag Jenner

0:52:50.880 --> 0:52:52.600
<v Speaker 2>and Coombs don't love you all.

0:52:52.640 --> 0:52:55.160
<v Speaker 1>Peter, Well, you've got no excuse, Jenna, Mitch just gets

0:52:55.160 --> 0:52:56.360
<v Speaker 1>would get influx.

0:52:56.040 --> 0:52:58.600
<v Speaker 3>Of wh Who's Peter Peter?

0:52:58.880 --> 0:53:01.880
<v Speaker 2>I do get an in flux, but also I'm pretty

0:53:01.920 --> 0:53:05.800
<v Speaker 2>good at replying to people. Sorry, Peter, Peter. Who else?

0:53:07.040 --> 0:53:08.239
<v Speaker 2>Ethan from Mildura?

0:53:08.520 --> 0:53:09.200
<v Speaker 4>We could do an Ethan.

0:53:09.200 --> 0:53:10.760
<v Speaker 2>That guy could be good. We often do women.

0:53:11.040 --> 0:53:13.000
<v Speaker 3>I don't have any messages from a Peter.

0:53:13.120 --> 0:53:15.839
<v Speaker 2>Jenny, you do. He could be like p twenty seven

0:53:15.880 --> 0:53:16.479
<v Speaker 2>whatever the fuck?

0:53:16.520 --> 0:53:17.080
<v Speaker 4>You know? All right?

0:53:17.160 --> 0:53:17.960
<v Speaker 1>Just ring, just ring?

0:53:18.560 --> 0:53:20.240
<v Speaker 2>Are you backing in Ethan for Mildura?

0:53:20.320 --> 0:53:21.520
<v Speaker 1>Back in Ethan from Mijury?

0:53:22.440 --> 0:53:25.760
<v Speaker 2>Should we just like just talk like normal?

0:53:25.880 --> 0:53:26.080
<v Speaker 6>Yay?

0:53:26.120 --> 0:53:27.200
<v Speaker 2>It's mid miss Jenner here.

0:53:28.080 --> 0:53:30.360
<v Speaker 1>Definitely because at the time of recording, he won't know

0:53:30.400 --> 0:53:32.399
<v Speaker 1>that there's no announcement that the show's back.

0:53:32.760 --> 0:53:35.600
<v Speaker 2>But actually, because we're bringing this on everyone.

0:53:35.840 --> 0:53:37.000
<v Speaker 1>He needs to keep it quiet.

0:53:37.600 --> 0:53:40.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and so all we know is his name Ethan

0:53:40.120 --> 0:53:43.279
<v Speaker 2>from mil Durrett that energy. Does he feel trustworthy? Is

0:53:43.280 --> 0:53:45.839
<v Speaker 2>he going to blab in the Idiots group? Oh my god,

0:53:45.840 --> 0:53:47.640
<v Speaker 2>they're doing a reunion and it's going to be dropping

0:53:47.680 --> 0:53:48.600
<v Speaker 2>from the Monday episode.

0:53:48.680 --> 0:53:48.879
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:53:48.880 --> 0:53:51.120
<v Speaker 1>I think Ethan sounds like a gas bagger. To be fair,

0:53:51.120 --> 0:53:53.160
<v Speaker 1>anyone that listens to this show as a gossip. True,

0:53:53.160 --> 0:53:54.879
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna run the risk with anyonet.

0:53:54.760 --> 0:53:58.120
<v Speaker 2>Just do it, all right, Well, hopefully Ethan from Mildura

0:53:58.239 --> 0:54:00.920
<v Speaker 2>doesn't blab on us. All right, here we go. Come on, Ethan,

0:54:01.239 --> 0:54:02.640
<v Speaker 2>whenever you're ready, mate.

0:54:11.800 --> 0:54:17.880
<v Speaker 4>Ethan, that's Mitch, Mitch and Jenna. Hello, Hello, Ethan.

0:54:17.880 --> 0:54:18.879
<v Speaker 1>It's Mitch, Mitch and Jenner.

0:54:18.920 --> 0:54:20.640
<v Speaker 2>How are you yeah?

0:54:20.640 --> 0:54:21.200
<v Speaker 6>Good? Thanks?

0:54:21.200 --> 0:54:23.759
<v Speaker 2>How are you yeah good? Ethan? What are you up to.

0:54:26.239 --> 0:54:26.799
<v Speaker 1>Studying?

0:54:26.920 --> 0:54:27.440
<v Speaker 6>Pretty much?

0:54:28.120 --> 0:54:31.319
<v Speaker 1>Well, we might leave it to well sorry tunnel, Sorry, Ethan.

0:54:31.880 --> 0:54:37.200
<v Speaker 2>He was not interested. Sorry, if you're I'm this is few.

0:54:37.239 --> 0:54:42.920
<v Speaker 2>If Rove called back, if Princess fucking Diana sent you

0:54:43.000 --> 0:54:46.480
<v Speaker 2>a camea, you'd asked some questions like.

0:54:46.480 --> 0:54:51.960
<v Speaker 1>What that is the response we get from our comeback?

0:54:52.000 --> 0:54:55.480
<v Speaker 2>Hello? If it was just Halloween and you've got a

0:54:55.520 --> 0:54:58.359
<v Speaker 2>trick or treat from Maddie mccanirn, I'll pay you. Pay

0:54:58.400 --> 0:55:00.719
<v Speaker 2>the money, Pay the money, pay the money. You'd have

0:55:00.800 --> 0:55:03.000
<v Speaker 2>a bit of gust some about your response.

0:55:03.200 --> 0:55:06.200
<v Speaker 1>Since you mentioned Maddie mccannon, I'll pay it again. They

0:55:06.280 --> 0:55:09.280
<v Speaker 1>apparently found her, found her killer. I got the problem

0:55:09.280 --> 0:55:12.040
<v Speaker 1>with having that as my legacy joke. Is there anytime

0:55:12.120 --> 0:55:15.040
<v Speaker 1>any updates? In that case happen. My d ms are

0:55:15.040 --> 0:55:18.640
<v Speaker 1>flood with updates on Maddie mccannon, which is good because

0:55:18.320 --> 0:55:20.080
<v Speaker 1>I hope they find her.

0:55:20.200 --> 0:55:20.680
<v Speaker 2>I really do.

0:55:21.080 --> 0:55:22.840
<v Speaker 1>And it looks like they have found the murderer, or

0:55:22.880 --> 0:55:24.800
<v Speaker 1>not murderer, the prime suspect.

0:55:24.920 --> 0:55:28.440
<v Speaker 2>What about Sienna from Bendiga Why not? She sent us

0:55:28.440 --> 0:55:30.640
<v Speaker 2>a few messages, so I feel like the bar is

0:55:30.680 --> 0:55:31.840
<v Speaker 2>already solow.

0:55:32.000 --> 0:55:33.280
<v Speaker 3>Hopefully she's not studying.

0:55:33.400 --> 0:55:36.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Ethan just texted, what the fuck you

0:55:36.080 --> 0:55:37.520
<v Speaker 2>guys are back? War is over?

0:55:38.080 --> 0:55:38.239
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

0:55:38.320 --> 0:55:41.399
<v Speaker 2>We're Where was that week? And we called you?

0:55:42.280 --> 0:55:42.600
<v Speaker 4>All right?

0:55:42.719 --> 0:55:43.719
<v Speaker 2>Call Heidi or.

0:55:43.680 --> 0:55:44.360
<v Speaker 1>Whatever her name was.

0:55:47.520 --> 0:55:51.200
<v Speaker 2>Closing my eyes, I'm stressed. It's like the bloody cash can.

0:55:51.280 --> 0:55:52.360
<v Speaker 3>Isn't he Hello?

0:55:53.120 --> 0:55:54.920
<v Speaker 1>Hi, Sienna, It's Mitch, Mitch and Jenna?

0:55:55.080 --> 0:55:55.600
<v Speaker 3>Hi?

0:55:57.000 --> 0:55:57.720
<v Speaker 6>Is that actually?

0:55:58.040 --> 0:55:58.279
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

0:55:58.520 --> 0:56:01.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Oh my god, we're.

0:56:01.200 --> 0:56:03.880
<v Speaker 6>Back by Are you serious?

0:56:04.200 --> 0:56:06.520
<v Speaker 2>Yes, we've never been more serious. We're not back for good.

0:56:06.520 --> 0:56:08.359
<v Speaker 2>We're just back for pig week. And we were going

0:56:08.360 --> 0:56:10.839
<v Speaker 2>through the phone you texted us before, so we thought, well,

0:56:10.960 --> 0:56:12.400
<v Speaker 2>we'll see if she wants to do it. Is it

0:56:12.440 --> 0:56:13.160
<v Speaker 2>just may have arrived.

0:56:13.239 --> 0:56:18.160
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I'm just an Ida and my phone started ringing.

0:56:18.320 --> 0:56:20.640
<v Speaker 6>This is not what I was expecting to happen.

0:56:20.840 --> 0:56:23.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we need to do to bring it on. Now

0:56:23.320 --> 0:56:25.880
<v Speaker 1>we need to ask something of you, Margaret. We need

0:56:26.040 --> 0:56:29.000
<v Speaker 1>you not to tell anyone, none of the idiots, because

0:56:29.560 --> 0:56:31.719
<v Speaker 1>no one we're recording this before we put it out,

0:56:31.800 --> 0:56:35.000
<v Speaker 1>obviously obviously that's I'm just explaining it, thank you to

0:56:35.600 --> 0:56:37.400
<v Speaker 1>she's not on the bus and she's not in entertainment.

0:56:37.400 --> 0:56:41.800
<v Speaker 1>She wouldn't get it, Sienna, that you can't blab.

0:56:42.440 --> 0:56:45.799
<v Speaker 6>Okay, I promise. Oh my gosh, I've never felt more

0:56:45.840 --> 0:56:46.719
<v Speaker 6>special in my life.

0:56:46.920 --> 0:56:47.160
<v Speaker 4>Good.

0:56:47.560 --> 0:56:49.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm glad to hear it. Darling. Do you reckon?

0:56:49.920 --> 0:56:51.640
<v Speaker 2>You could pull an? Is it just me? Out of

0:56:51.680 --> 0:56:52.080
<v Speaker 2>your art?

0:56:52.200 --> 0:56:53.919
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:56:54.360 --> 0:56:56.800
<v Speaker 6>I'm trying to remember what I texted you guys about it.

0:56:56.880 --> 0:56:59.200
<v Speaker 2>Should have it? Oh well, why don't you just have

0:56:59.200 --> 0:57:01.799
<v Speaker 2>a look around on the sh elves at IgA and

0:57:01.880 --> 0:57:03.120
<v Speaker 2>anything jumping to mind.

0:57:03.320 --> 0:57:05.640
<v Speaker 1>We can really spin out a weave a story out

0:57:05.640 --> 0:57:07.879
<v Speaker 1>of anything, like you want to talk about costantly, say,

0:57:07.920 --> 0:57:08.640
<v Speaker 1>if I.

0:57:08.400 --> 0:57:11.560
<v Speaker 2>Read out your in gym, then that kind of spoils.

0:57:11.160 --> 0:57:13.399
<v Speaker 1>The Yeah, yeah, oh here it is.

0:57:13.400 --> 0:57:13.880
<v Speaker 2>Is it just me?

0:57:14.000 --> 0:57:16.520
<v Speaker 1>Or have you also achieved vehicular manslaughter?

0:57:16.720 --> 0:57:21.640
<v Speaker 2>Wow? That's just what do you have?

0:57:21.760 --> 0:57:22.040
<v Speaker 4>Ciana?

0:57:22.960 --> 0:57:26.640
<v Speaker 6>I've got a good one, relatable.

0:57:26.080 --> 0:57:30.400
<v Speaker 2>All right, Bradley countering, is it just me?

0:57:32.880 --> 0:57:35.320
<v Speaker 6>A sale price is absolutely a joke.

0:57:35.920 --> 0:57:40.040
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I know the tickets because they're like yellow tickets

0:57:40.120 --> 0:57:42.280
<v Speaker 1>on sale, but it's not really a sale because the

0:57:42.280 --> 0:57:43.840
<v Speaker 1>price originally was already in fla.

0:57:44.160 --> 0:57:47.360
<v Speaker 2>If you lift the ticket. Often the special isn't even

0:57:47.360 --> 0:57:52.240
<v Speaker 2>a special, like one as an incentive to it's ten.

0:57:52.200 --> 0:57:55.680
<v Speaker 6>Cents cheaper and they're like, you know, low prices special.

0:57:56.640 --> 0:57:58.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know what I've recently cottoned onto, like the

0:57:58.800 --> 0:58:01.560
<v Speaker 1>two for eight deal when one of them is just

0:58:01.640 --> 0:58:02.240
<v Speaker 1>four dollars.

0:58:02.280 --> 0:58:03.000
<v Speaker 2>But they're like, but you.

0:58:02.960 --> 0:58:03.760
<v Speaker 1>Can do two for eight.

0:58:03.840 --> 0:58:06.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm like that, you're just doing the math I feel.

0:58:07.760 --> 0:58:10.520
<v Speaker 2>So that's fine. Yeah, you know what in Woolworth, you.

0:58:10.600 --> 0:58:13.880
<v Speaker 6>See the yellow stitches, you're like, yeah, it's got me.

0:58:14.240 --> 0:58:17.880
<v Speaker 6>But then if you lift this grass the same pri totally.

0:58:18.000 --> 0:58:18.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's.

0:58:21.160 --> 0:58:24.360
<v Speaker 1>Well, you know what I really hate at Woolworth and

0:58:24.440 --> 0:58:27.640
<v Speaker 1>maybe some calls now the ticket prices are all electronic.

0:58:28.120 --> 0:58:29.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't like that.

0:58:29.280 --> 0:58:31.640
<v Speaker 1>They're not paper. They update them via the clouds so

0:58:31.720 --> 0:58:33.960
<v Speaker 1>they can go up like petrol prices, but.

0:58:34.040 --> 0:58:35.560
<v Speaker 3>They got literally electronics.

0:58:35.560 --> 0:58:38.840
<v Speaker 1>They've got little TV screens on everything they're not TV screens.

0:58:38.880 --> 0:58:40.960
<v Speaker 1>They're the same technology that's in a kindle. So it's

0:58:41.040 --> 0:58:44.040
<v Speaker 1>like the paper, it's like the ink in it. It

0:58:44.160 --> 0:58:44.880
<v Speaker 1>makes me live it.

0:58:45.160 --> 0:58:46.040
<v Speaker 2>I've never seen that.

0:58:46.160 --> 0:58:47.680
<v Speaker 1>No, I know she's sitting there and I'm gonna get

0:58:47.680 --> 0:58:49.680
<v Speaker 1>this banas for two twenty they've just gone it.

0:58:49.800 --> 0:58:50.280
<v Speaker 2>What sort of.

0:58:52.360 --> 0:58:55.280
<v Speaker 1>Metro like the Fantasy ones?

0:58:55.800 --> 0:58:58.840
<v Speaker 2>So how long have you listened to the show? There, Sienna?

0:59:00.760 --> 0:59:02.480
<v Speaker 6>Actually, since it's not my cup of tea.

0:59:04.040 --> 0:59:07.760
<v Speaker 2>Thank you? Any good specials?

0:59:08.800 --> 0:59:09.720
<v Speaker 6>But well, I've just got some.

0:59:11.200 --> 0:59:17.920
<v Speaker 2>And savoy I'll savoydoyois.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what about anything for pig Week.

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<v Speaker 6>Week coming up?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's why we're here, Dylan, So you better go

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<v Speaker 2>to the Chalky Eye.

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<v Speaker 6>Yea, as I should.

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<v Speaker 1>As you know, you should get the cocoa bell of

0:59:31.600 --> 0:59:34.000
<v Speaker 1>the H two coconut water with chocolate. That's what we're drinking.

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<v Speaker 6>I've seen people use that and then heat it up

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<v Speaker 6>and it's almost like a hot, choky genius.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's really good. I mean I tried some just earlier.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll hear it on Monday. You don't want to miss that.

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<v Speaker 1>You're going to have a real laugh when you do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Just in the spirit of pigging. It feels almost healthy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fucking coconut water and it was trend.

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<v Speaker 3>I did enjoy it.

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<v Speaker 1>Jenna got the do buy chocolate.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, oh my.

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<v Speaker 2>Gosh, it's pretty.

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<v Speaker 3>It's delicious.

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<v Speaker 6>Talk for people who don't like the chewing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I agree.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree with you completely. Yeah. Now it's not a

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<v Speaker 2>good episode for them to be celebrating our return. We've

1:00:15.040 --> 1:00:16.800
<v Speaker 2>been chipping all time. We have been cheating.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, we could talk all day, so nice to chat.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think you for listening you've missed us, No doubt,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure. Could you find a shower void?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh no, I've just been listening to old episodes.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not good.

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<v Speaker 2>People have tried, but it's not possible.

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<v Speaker 1>Statistically, there's no way that you can fill a void.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we're back for one day and one day only,

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<v Speaker 2>and yeah, thanks you for being part of it. Thanks Hannah, it's.

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<v Speaker 6>Love you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Figure something out.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not seeing you a prize, but general send you

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<v Speaker 1>some Dubai chocolate or something's okay? Sorry, what sweetheart?

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<v Speaker 2>She was? Thank god? She answered stress too. I know

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<v Speaker 2>it didn't sound like the I g A was super busy.

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<v Speaker 2>Did ITAs are always this small town.

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<v Speaker 1>They the independent Grosses.

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<v Speaker 2>I love a good idea, I do, seriously.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that they're named after the owner of the franchise. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a richies a few actually, yeah he does.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, they're just greedy and getting a bit your family,

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<v Speaker 2>the layers. Yeah well it guys. On that note, the

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<v Speaker 2>special one off, shall we wrap her up? I guess

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<v Speaker 2>we may as well. We've been yapping on for quite

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<v Speaker 2>a bit, haven't we. We've been waffling, I would say,

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<v Speaker 2>not waffling, yap, yapping.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it's our job to yap.

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<v Speaker 2>I have missed it. Guys, did I have to be honest?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it the amount of the fly? Was part of

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<v Speaker 2>you kind of worried? Like, am I going to forget

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<v Speaker 2>how to do this? Yeah? A little bit. Now it's

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<v Speaker 2>like riding to bad dogs. We're sing think we are guys.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you. Well, have a treat, come on to one.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have a cheesel Mitch, have a sippy coconut

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<v Speaker 1>or something.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to have one of my cupcake.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a bit of coconut, have some cocoa and

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<v Speaker 1>listening at home. Idiots, we miss you. We still think

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<v Speaker 1>of you, We still engage. We are so grateful for

1:02:01.840 --> 1:02:03.959
<v Speaker 1>you listening to this episode and it's my friend.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not lost on us that you idiots are still

1:02:06.680 --> 1:02:09.000
<v Speaker 2>floating around like it hasn't died off at all. The

1:02:09.040 --> 1:02:11.840
<v Speaker 2>group chats popping off every day. The group is still active,

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<v Speaker 2>and that is like such a compliment to us. Actually,

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<v Speaker 2>it's really nice because we we you know, said all

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<v Speaker 2>the things that we needed to say in the last episode, like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it means so much to us that we've built this community,

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<v Speaker 2>which is true, but it's somehow even more true now

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<v Speaker 2>that they're still alive and kicking even though the podcast isn't.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's really nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we love you, and you know, just because this

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<v Speaker 1>is again technically our last episode ever, it doesn't mean

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<v Speaker 1>we're not going to podcast again in the near future

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<v Speaker 1>or the future.

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say, yeah, it'll happen. This m't be

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<v Speaker 2>the last time we speak into a microphone and now

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<v Speaker 2>in each other's midst.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. Jenna's holding a cupcake like, we get it.

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<v Speaker 1>You want us to wrap?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, can I eat it? Eat fucking bitch. She went

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<v Speaker 2>for the red velvet. That's what I was guys we love. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we will not see you next week, but we will

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<v Speaker 2>see you at some point in the future. Yeah, well

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<v Speaker 2>cut whenever we catch us listening.

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<v Speaker 3>Side is it just me a podcast by a couple

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<v Speaker 3>of miches.

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<v Speaker 2>Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 2>add Brief, our secret segment on the end. We pretend

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<v Speaker 2>the show is done, but it's not. We keep it

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<v Speaker 2>just a bit like what we did in early December.

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<v Speaker 2>We pretend to.

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<v Speaker 1>Show done it, but it's not. These last six months

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<v Speaker 1>have just been a giant add brief.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, pretty much. It's the longest pause ever. I know.

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<v Speaker 1>It really is high YouTube as well. Look, so we're

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<v Speaker 1>having us. We can see ourselves on the monitor.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've screen mirrored my phone. That's filming us to

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<v Speaker 2>the TV. So people who were watching on YouTube, if

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<v Speaker 2>this actually happens, Cheer is confidently saying, we're gonna put

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<v Speaker 2>this on YouTube. We'll see. I'll try. You'll notice if

1:03:59.520 --> 1:04:01.640
<v Speaker 2>you're watching on YouTube that I just keep looking at

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<v Speaker 2>my reflection. You're going, oh, I've got to touch up

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<v Speaker 2>this and flyways over here, fixing my hand my tummy.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like it, so I'm covering my my I

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<v Speaker 1>love to.

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<v Speaker 2>Sit like this. Have you being really mindful of how

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<v Speaker 2>you cross your legs because you don't want to, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>cover the message of protect the dolls?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't. Of course I have like a I'm

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<v Speaker 1>very long, so I have like I look so big

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<v Speaker 1>next to you, Mitchell. If you listen to this show

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<v Speaker 1>for the last five years and you think, wow, what

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<v Speaker 1>do they actually look like? I look humongous next to you.

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<v Speaker 2>You look like Hagrid and I look like Harry Potter

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<v Speaker 2>in seventh grade. However, this is touching my head, and

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<v Speaker 2>this is going to be really interesting for people who

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<v Speaker 2>aren't watching on YouTube, or if it never makes it

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<v Speaker 2>to YouTube. But like, I just want everyone to know

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<v Speaker 2>that these proportions aren't accurate. You're not actually that much

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<v Speaker 2>bigger and tall than me. I look like someone's shrunk me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not an illusion.

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<v Speaker 3>This is real, but an I'm sitting over here, it's

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<v Speaker 3>not real. I feel like it's because you've got the

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<v Speaker 3>puff in front.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got the l I'm slouching a bit because I've

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<v Speaker 2>got the air of the couch. What if I sit

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<v Speaker 2>up right?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you're no, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm slatching. That makes no differences worse.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sitting on something that is fucking hurting my ass.

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<v Speaker 2>What's his name? Oh you know what this is?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why is it in my pocket? I

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<v Speaker 1>take it for good luck. It was when my nan,

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<v Speaker 1>when Kissy passed away, we were very close. She had

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<v Speaker 1>something in a drawer for me, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's so random because I had jewelry.

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<v Speaker 2>She gave me ear rings and a ring. Whatever. Look

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<v Speaker 2>it's a four leaf clover. Wow, that her brother gave her.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's a hush.

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<v Speaker 1>It's in a piece of resin love heart, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>a real four leaf clover. And then was NaN's maiden

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<v Speaker 1>name was Macbeth's. My my family name is Macbeth and

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<v Speaker 1>her brother was Patrick's and patch like, we were all

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<v Speaker 1>very connected to Ireland.

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<v Speaker 2>And this little.

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<v Speaker 1>Shamrock, this four leaf clover she left to me.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what it means, but.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember going into her bedroom.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't have been good luck?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, of course, but she thought he needs it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>even through dementia.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, fuck, you got fire?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just but I haven't, And so I just

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<v Speaker 1>carry it with me. I think I must have had

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<v Speaker 1>a meeting or something.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, that's very special and you literally just referred

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<v Speaker 2>to it as a pain in your art.

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<v Speaker 1>What it was, I don't know what it is, but

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<v Speaker 1>I love you Nan, I love you Kissy.

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<v Speaker 2>I miss your kithy for kissing seriously. Now I also

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<v Speaker 2>got some possible spell it with a double lie, like

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<v Speaker 2>you caught her.

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<v Speaker 1>No no k I S s I E kissy Kissy kilera.

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<v Speaker 1>But she was bullied so she changed it to Claire.

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<v Speaker 2>I like kissy kith Kilaria has a ring to it anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone at the way because she changed it when she

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<v Speaker 1>was like twelve or thirteen and she died four.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, do you get a permission note like an excursion? No.

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<v Speaker 1>Back in those days, you just saw like just said

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<v Speaker 1>it differently and then it would happen like it wasn't illegal.

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<v Speaker 1>But she at her celebration of life, everyone was like,

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<v Speaker 1>are we the wrong?

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<v Speaker 2>Who's kissy?

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<v Speaker 1>Like no one knew her as kissing. It was only

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<v Speaker 1>the family sort of neew. You know her last moments

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<v Speaker 1>because your nan has dementia, so you know what it's

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<v Speaker 1>like to get like a moment of lucidity and when

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<v Speaker 1>they're fully cognizant and with it and she hadn't been

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<v Speaker 1>even been verbal for like a couple of weeks or months.

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<v Speaker 2>So I go and sit with her two days before

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<v Speaker 2>she died, and she.

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<v Speaker 1>Looks at me and she goes, Mitchell, Oh, Mitchell, my

1:07:17.040 --> 1:07:19.440
<v Speaker 1>Mitchell holds my hand and there was the last time

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<v Speaker 1>I spoke to her. But it was such a nice

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<v Speaker 1>final moment because there was just months of her not

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<v Speaker 1>even knowing who was in the room. So I'll take

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<v Speaker 1>that away of.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, Nan hasn't gotten to that point yet. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 2>gets hard me. I don't think she's been fully lucid

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<v Speaker 2>and the whole time I've been alive, right right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's still the point where it's these little things

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<v Speaker 2>like we went and visited her over Easter in the

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<v Speaker 2>nursing home. Oh she's in a home. Yeah, and my

1:07:42.920 --> 1:07:46.160
<v Speaker 2>sister had already visited her with you know, all of

1:07:46.240 --> 1:07:50.080
<v Speaker 2>my nieces and nephew and we walked in and she goes, hello, Dane,

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<v Speaker 2>and did you guys just get down yesterday? Nico's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I was fucking here on Monday. But that was a

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<v Speaker 2>wasted time, clearly because you forgot that I visited.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just little things like that, but yeah, yeah, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>when they go nonverbal. That's the hardest because it's like

1:08:01.880 --> 1:08:03.520
<v Speaker 1>it's easy that it's not easy, but it is an

1:08:03.520 --> 1:08:06.680
<v Speaker 1>easier blow to deal with because you already kind of

1:08:06.720 --> 1:08:10.320
<v Speaker 1>mourn their person because yeah, you've lost them, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>before they actually physically die. That's the whole thing. We

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<v Speaker 1>hope this podcast now, well, you know we've got to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about while we're all still in our twenties or sorry, John,

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<v Speaker 1>but you look so good.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you all that.

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<v Speaker 1>Money from the Liberal Party funding your the mere skin

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<v Speaker 1>care collection, the lace. Yeah, can you believe I'm thirty

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<v Speaker 1>this year?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you're doing anything? You have a party? I

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<v Speaker 2>bet you are. Because you made such a big deal

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<v Speaker 2>for an insignificant birthday, like a twenty eighth I had

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<v Speaker 2>to say a fucking speech. Yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so miffed that you would put on the spot.

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<v Speaker 1>Dad was like, come on, cumsel whatever he calls.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, I recognize sword. But you I then put

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<v Speaker 2>you on the spot to say speech at my birthday

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<v Speaker 2>and you fucking a flopped.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's terrified. Yeah, it's a bit of a big ask,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>Calling out meat raffle numbers mid speech?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, side note, Jenna, can I tell you something? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>You know how like my local bowlo is my church? Yes? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I go there every Friday and Sunday. Yep, even nless

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<v Speaker 2>I've got something else on it. It's like my default.

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<v Speaker 2>It's what I do. So because all the friends of

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<v Speaker 2>mine in this suburb, we all just catch up there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and a friend and I walked in and we were like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>none of our people are here. And there were all

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<v Speaker 2>these screaming kids who were like, actually, this isn't a vibe.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go. And so as we're walking out to exit

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<v Speaker 2>after being there for twenty seconds, we spot Mitchell's former

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<v Speaker 2>producer Grace walking in. I said, oh, Darling, gave her

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<v Speaker 2>a hug, what are you doing here? And she goes, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>Cheer is inside?

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<v Speaker 1>What what?

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm getting dinner. This is a unique sort of

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<v Speaker 2>betrayal I've not had to conquer before.

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<v Speaker 1>A betrayal.

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<v Speaker 2>He went to my bublo without me and didn't tell

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<v Speaker 2>me that's that's me. Isn't that so buddy? Like me

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<v Speaker 2>eating the can cherry sandwich at whatever cap It is different.

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<v Speaker 1>Cronulla is remote, you'd have to travel. You're not in

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<v Speaker 1>a remote it you live in the metropolitan region, so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm also around here for work and what other things. So,

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<v Speaker 1>but if you would have come to Cronulla, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>an event.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you best believe if I go to Cannula, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not saying it will no, don't well, I'm not saying

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<v Speaker 2>a word. Like if if Grace hadn't told me and

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<v Speaker 2>I had gone inside, I just wouldn't have seen you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll have you know that.

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<v Speaker 1>I checked on find mine.

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<v Speaker 2>He did tell me. I checked far. I saw that

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<v Speaker 2>you were on your way. I knew I might.

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<v Speaker 1>Mitches coming ship.

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<v Speaker 2>I was already walking there. And guess what I won

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<v Speaker 2>The Easter meat raffle, of course, but not the seafood.

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<v Speaker 2>So you won't get food.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I got fucking Gilladia from some off

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<v Speaker 1>prawn I remember that. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So it'd be like me going to Zomba without Eugen

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<v Speaker 2>I get it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's rude.

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<v Speaker 1>It'd be like Monica going to Central Perk without Chandy.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no shit. Similarly, anyway, I've tried.

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<v Speaker 1>Going to the emergency room without Sandra.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh can you imagine that? Surprised that was? I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you mean he's inside?

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<v Speaker 1>Now, you would have been shock.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm shocked Sandy going to the Crusty Crab without Patrick.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, Sean, I'm worried about him. Check his fine mine.

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<v Speaker 2>I can if you want, but he doesn't usually get

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<v Speaker 2>home for another half hour and get out. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think we should keep going for another half hour. This

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<v Speaker 2>is like turning into fucking Titanic. We're gonna have to

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<v Speaker 2>have a second disc of Halfway.

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<v Speaker 3>With Sean for a bit. You I worked with Sean

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<v Speaker 3>for a bit.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually hang on, you're also backsavs man, because without

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<v Speaker 2>telling me, Sean goes, oh, yeah, Jenna came into work

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<v Speaker 2>today and I said, what as in where he works?

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<v Speaker 2>Parliament House? I saw that selfie and I said, what

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<v Speaker 2>the fuck was Jenna doing at Parliament House?

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<v Speaker 1>Auntie Susan was in town mate.

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<v Speaker 2>He employed her to come in and give a social

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<v Speaker 2>media one a one workshop to all the boomer politicians.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I was like, what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 2>These two wouldn't know each other if not for me,

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<v Speaker 2>And yet I wasn't in the loop. I know it's

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<v Speaker 2>none of my business, but I was like, how the

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<v Speaker 2>fuck did I not know this is happening? It was

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<v Speaker 2>so funny you had no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Pauline, this is called a tictop Funabe, we

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<v Speaker 1>don't swipe up anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Lincoln story.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh Jenna, how was that?

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<v Speaker 2>It was really fun? Actually, well, we both betrayed.

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<v Speaker 1>You were terrible friends.

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<v Speaker 5>You know that.

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<v Speaker 2>Sean was thrilled because he said to me, like a

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<v Speaker 2>week before your little stint in Parliament that he gave

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<v Speaker 2>his sister a tour of Parliament House and she was

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<v Speaker 2>like whatever, and same deal when he gave me a

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<v Speaker 2>tour of Parlament House. I was like, I don't give

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<v Speaker 2>a fuck. And he goes, no one if it's excited

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<v Speaker 2>about my Parliament House tours. But you can imagine Jenna.

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<v Speaker 2>She goes, this is so cool. Can I take photos?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, can we go into that room?

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<v Speaker 3>It was a lot of fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Who did you teach? Like, did you actually teach parliamentary? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>What how to use social media? And what had to

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<v Speaker 1>not like gay porn on the Twitter account? Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Pretty much. But the tour was so much fun. Now

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<v Speaker 3>every time I bought past them, like, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>That room, that's really funny. I've been there for a

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<v Speaker 1>school excursion. You have to go through the metal detective

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<v Speaker 1>the security.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, I'd be interested in it. That's quite cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell Sean I'd love to come.

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<v Speaker 2>He would fucking do that at the drop of a

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<v Speaker 2>hot Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I still love doing radio tours for friends and family,

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<v Speaker 1>like that was a fun novelty working in a radio station.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember we take everyone around.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that'd be fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean it was the biggest flex in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>When I took mom to work for the day and

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<v Speaker 2>she met Jess Row, Oh my god, that was gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 1>We couldn't shut them up, oh genuinely, like they would

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<v Speaker 1>not stop talking. And then your mom started just bleeding

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<v Speaker 1>from the heart, Jess as a country woman. What are

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<v Speaker 1>you talking about? Jane?

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<v Speaker 2>I know, like I don't plan to edit this episode,

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<v Speaker 2>but fuck me there.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, guys, thank you for listening to this little bonus.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been fun. Back to eternal rest for us.

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<v Speaker 2>We're just gonna We're like sleeping beauty. We're just waiting

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<v Speaker 2>for someone to come kiss. It's a way totally.

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<v Speaker 1>We're like in Futurama, how Frye was frozen for a

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<v Speaker 1>bit then came back and all was good and it

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<v Speaker 1>was quite funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you got a similar for us?

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<v Speaker 5>It's like when Ellen Pompeo left Gray's Anatomy, but she

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<v Speaker 5>still narrates it and comes back every now and then.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, she not in it anymore, No, not as much.

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<v Speaker 3>She's not in every episode, but she does narrate every episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Possibly they could be voice cloning the bell.

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<v Speaker 3>That's actually a good point.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what everyone else has been doing AI radio

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<v Speaker 1>shows AI AI AI.

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<v Speaker 2>We did it first. We did it before it was

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<v Speaker 2>even and it.

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<v Speaker 3>Was terrible, horrible.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard Kyle and Jackie I rip our segment off.

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<v Speaker 2>They did it.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember when I'm happy to out them when they stole

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<v Speaker 1>Coughing Fit Chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was when It's funny we our first.

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<v Speaker 1>Ever segment, cough Fit Chicken, which went viral. It was

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<v Speaker 1>so funny where Mitchard, dammit to call someone and cough

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<v Speaker 1>call them so hello and then just cough.

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<v Speaker 2>Call Ethan back to demonstrate just call him back. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>just as you were.

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<v Speaker 1>Wrapping it up, you may as well. We can you

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<v Speaker 1>know show through telling.

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<v Speaker 2>Coughing Fit Chicken works as as follows. You call someone,

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<v Speaker 2>you break out into a coughing fit, and see how

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<v Speaker 2>long it takes them to hang up. You just got

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<v Speaker 2>to persist with the coughing all right, but we had

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<v Speaker 2>to stop because it really flared up my seasonal asthma.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you got bad.

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<v Speaker 2>You've had cough rest for a while. You'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll say hi though. Yeah, you have to chat for

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<v Speaker 2>ten seconds or something. Ethan, Hello, Ethan, Yeah, it's Mitch Jury.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>All right? How are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry? What are you starting for?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, I'm gonna have a snack you you tell me?

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<v Speaker 2>Was it physics?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, sure, you'll go with that.

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<v Speaker 2>Ee been on the bake? You're still there? Eapy? Ethan?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what was it science?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>As hang Sorry Donnel, bye and happy studying.

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<v Speaker 2>Love you. Huh get rid of it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, guys, all that that five years of vocal rest.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready to bring it back.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that was one of your best've always done.

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<v Speaker 1>Our boss at Kiss saw our social media success, so

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<v Speaker 1>he's like, hey, Kyle and Jack are doing it and

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<v Speaker 1>they're calling it.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like coughing fit dog, remember, But yeah they

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<v Speaker 2>stole it and blow Ryan was the one doing the coughing,

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<v Speaker 2>Like the smoke is lung like you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've done smoke. By the way, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what's wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>So you've actually I don't know if it has anything

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<v Speaker 2>to do with the hot girl walks or some shit,

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<v Speaker 2>but you've taken a step back. It used to be

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<v Speaker 2>way more chesty.

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<v Speaker 5>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>It's because I run. I'm quite fit, unfortunately. Sorry, Ethan

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<v Speaker 2>just texted. Just got Surrey tunneled. Feels so privileged. You're welcome, Ethan,

1:17:43.040 --> 1:17:44.240
<v Speaker 2>You're welcome. Allright.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, on that note, thank you for listening. We love

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<v Speaker 1>you and we will see you.

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<v Speaker 2>Who knows when. We hope this podcast made you feel

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<v Speaker 2>at least two percent better today. That's all just two percent. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so we do, we do so we joy pick week.

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