Speaker 1: Just hosted by a couple of mitches. Hello, yeah, you
Speaker 1: delace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood, and
Speaker 1: it's kind of fun just you.
Speaker 2: You feelthy unhinged bitch.
Speaker 1: Honestly is Mitch Julie and Michual Cohos Hello?
Speaker 2: Who who?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 1: Are you?
Speaker 2: Halloa?
Speaker 1: Nice to measure to meet you yet charming? I think
Speaker 1: the big fan love the farm videos.
Speaker 2: Oh thanks, you get a long time no chat Dallan,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we're back, well temporarily, we're back. Hire
Speaker 2: you to get Yeah we have. You didn't think we'd
Speaker 2: forget about Pig Week, didn't you? With their annual tradition.
Speaker 1: We've done it every year, even if the podcast wasn't
Speaker 1: back for this one only special occasion. I think we
Speaker 1: still celebrate pig Weeks as friends, just privately.
Speaker 2: Yes, well everyone, we encourage you ever want to get
Speaker 2: amongst pig Week. If you don't know what the fuck
Speaker 2: pig Week is, if you knew, here weird spot to
Speaker 2: start the series, I will say, but this is just
Speaker 2: not the week for you know, balance moderation in your diet.
Speaker 2: This is the week to fucking pop that kick cat
Speaker 2: in your trolley. Yep.
Speaker 1: Order that pizza for tea the full cake, eat it,
Speaker 1: have a slice, Make crepes or pancakes for breakfast.
Speaker 2: Just be that sounds kind of healthy. Crapes.
Speaker 1: No crepes or pancakes, awful?
Speaker 2: What are you doing with your crpes and pancakes?
Speaker 1: Just not sugar lemon like a lot of a lot
Speaker 1: of fat. But that's not everyday food. You couldn't have
Speaker 1: crepes and pancakes every day.
Speaker 2: Crape it's basically like an omelet, right, No, that's what I.
Speaker 1: Have with every day. No, crape is a thin pancake.
Speaker 2: Oh I just thought it was a couple of eggs.
Speaker 1: No, a couple of eggs, flour, bit of sugar, vanilla.
Speaker 2: It's sweet. You can do, pigy, have crpe for breakfast.
Speaker 1: Go crape pap Speaking of crape, our thod wheel is here.
Speaker 2: She's returned.
Speaker 1: We have defrosted her from the cryogenic fridge. We play through.
Speaker 3: I'm still a bit cold that I'm getting there, Jenny.
Speaker 2: Are you started for pick week and that you always
Speaker 2: wake of the year you always wanted to?
Speaker 1: That's how it came about. People were just saying idiots.
Speaker 1: Our listeners were saying, oh, pig Week, we're still celebrating,
Speaker 1: and it's so shows not on to celebrate, but the
Speaker 1: idiots were going to continue doing it, so we thought, well,
Speaker 1: we can't let them be pigs on their own.
Speaker 2: Isn't that so impressive that they remembered when pig Week was?
Speaker 1: I know, life forgot.
Speaker 2: I'll be honest. I actually set a reminder for when
Speaker 2: pig Week is in my calendar. I reckon in January. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because I had this idea we'd have to do a
Speaker 2: reunion episode for pig Week. But because I know you
Speaker 2: so well, Mitchell, I was like, if I pitched this
Speaker 2: idea too far in advance, he might get overwhelmed. So
Speaker 2: I'll act like it's really spontaneous.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I texted you both what two days ago and said,
Speaker 2: I just had this idea. Should we reunite.
Speaker 4: With be manipulated?
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little bit. It's been in my calendar for ages.
Speaker 2: I had the whole week record pig Week question mark
Speaker 2: your kid I never killed? So should we should we
Speaker 2: share what we've brought for pig Week?
Speaker 1: We should start with it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just, first of all, so good to be back.
Speaker 1: It is good to be missed you guys, Mitch has
Speaker 1: his tally because we're in Mitch's apartment because obviously week's
Speaker 1: part of ways with iHeart Radio. After the homophobia, I'm
Speaker 1: going to be.
Speaker 2: A bit awkward for you to walk back into the
Speaker 2: Kiss building.
Speaker 1: It would I'm not welcome. Jenna is the only one
Speaker 1: still in the Kiss building.
Speaker 2: It's true.
Speaker 3: Who would have thought the drawer?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we will update you on our lives. But
Speaker 1: on Mitch's apartment the Penhouse. He's got a chart that
Speaker 1: says who is it, and it's got like your top
Speaker 1: twenty friends in your life, and then every time that
Speaker 1: friend arrives at your apartment, they put a little tally
Speaker 1: notch next to their name.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's become a bit of an incentive for my
Speaker 2: friends to actually come and visit me. There will be
Speaker 2: prizes for the people that visit the most. So you
Speaker 2: both need to pick up the game. Just got our
Speaker 2: first point, Yeah I did.
Speaker 1: I had minus one on the because I put minus
Speaker 1: one on you.
Speaker 3: That was very disrespectful.
Speaker 2: Although I will say that Jenna, we kind of fucked
Speaker 2: you over a bit because we added the chart after Yes,
Speaker 2: you came over. True, Jenna and I went ice skating,
Speaker 2: We hung out without you.
Speaker 1: Stephen was my partner. Stephen was so upset that happened.
Speaker 1: He said, well you even thought of and I said no,
Speaker 1: I wasn't.
Speaker 2: It actually was spontaneous. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: Who spontaneously booked ice skating. I agree in summer.
Speaker 2: I agree because Sean just woke up on a Saturday
Speaker 2: morning and the first thing he said to me, he
Speaker 2: just rolls over and goes, should we go ice skating?
Speaker 2: I was like, how old are you? Man? I said.
Speaker 5: That morning I got a message from Sean saying, Mitchell
Speaker 5: and I going ice skating, would you like to join?
Speaker 5: I had nothing on it, and I thought, you know,
Speaker 5: ice skating. I haven't done it for a while, So
Speaker 5: I went along.
Speaker 2: For a while. When have you I scoot? I couldn't
Speaker 2: tell you last summer ice scoot from earlier in the years. Dude,
Speaker 2: I stood out.
Speaker 1: So I wasn't invited for the fear that I'd crack
Speaker 1: the fucking Arctic circle.
Speaker 2: Sean was in charge of the invites, mate, don't take
Speaker 2: it out on.
Speaker 1: When I got a gift card to I fly for
Speaker 1: my twenty first birthday, which is indoor skydiving.
Speaker 2: By the way, good think of you recently, did you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I did like a promo video for them, haven't posted
Speaker 2: it yet.
Speaker 1: You've done it? Yeah, Well I couldn't be because I get
Speaker 1: there and I'm too fat. They're sorry, there's not enough
Speaker 1: wind on this earth. I but and I believe, and
Speaker 1: I had a whole fleet of friends, and I got
Speaker 1: the jumpsuit everything, and that we had to weigh you
Speaker 1: and too heavy so I could not be lifted off
Speaker 1: the ground.
Speaker 2: You really missed out because the thing they used to
Speaker 2: make you float in the indoor skydiving. That's the sort
Speaker 2: of air con everyone deserves. It was really fucking full on,
Speaker 2: and I forgot to bring a scrunchy with me, and
Speaker 2: I've had my hair out and they said to me,
Speaker 2: oh careful, your hair might get a little bit knotted. Mate.
Speaker 2: By the end of my fucking fake skydive, I had dreadlocks.
Speaker 2: It was so oh no noted. I really thought at
Speaker 2: one point, after an hour trying to comb out the knights,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I might just have to chop it all off.
Speaker 2: This is it for me.
Speaker 1: But it wasn't maddened in the awful areas like under the.
Speaker 2: Back everywhere, I'm telling you everywhere.
Speaker 5: No, I've never done it. I've always wanted to. Maybe
Speaker 5: Sean and I can do it.
Speaker 2: He would love to go again. And so you were
Speaker 2: over the weight limit. In your defense, I will say
Speaker 2: that those scales that they humiliatingly made us stand on
Speaker 2: before we were able to flow, Yeah, I will say
Speaker 2: that they were a bit unkind. They chucked a few
Speaker 2: extra kjs on for both Sean and I.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: My little scales at my Endo chronologist office have Weight
Speaker 1: Watchers branding on them, which just feels belittally. I remember
Speaker 1: my mum had all the Biggest Loser merged because Mum
Speaker 1: we were, oh yeah, we were all fat family and
Speaker 1: we love the Biggest Loser and we would watch it
Speaker 1: religiously as a family growing up. And then they had merchandise.
Speaker 1: We had the Biggest Loser scales, the biggest lousion measuring cups.
Speaker 1: They're all half a gram lighter. Because I didn't want.
Speaker 2: You to be a fatty.
Speaker 1: The scales did what they do on the show where
Speaker 1: it goes, which no scales do, by the way, But
Speaker 1: it wasn't like point five grams point one. You'd watch
Speaker 1: the show and it's like Melissa one hundred and forty
Speaker 1: five one hundred and forty nine sixty kilos sales work.
Speaker 2: They've put the full episodes of that show on YouTube,
Speaker 2: and I go fucked up. I forgot.
Speaker 1: I know it's really bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like I reckon, it's somewhere in my subconscious
Speaker 2: somewhere the level of fat shaming they were putting out
Speaker 2: in the world. Anyway, that's you remember the first time
Speaker 2: listening the song it's the come No No, it was aft,
Speaker 2: Oh You've got a lift?
Speaker 1: What was time from?
Speaker 2: It was on something that was Miley Cyrus And you're thinking, Shannon, No,
Speaker 2: couldn't be more am.
Speaker 1: I'm getting confused. Well, if it is your first time listening, hi,
Speaker 1: this is is it just me back from the dead.
Speaker 1: We canceled the show in December after comments came to
Speaker 1: light from my Heart Radio.
Speaker 2: Coming back Now, It just it does feel a bit
Speaker 2: like I've got my tail between my legs because I'm like,
Speaker 2: we did a really emotional booking farewell and now we're
Speaker 2: just like.
Speaker 1: Hey, we owned this product, we owned the ip.
Speaker 2: You know. I got a visage from my friend Blake
Speaker 2: when the finale quote unquote came out, and he never
Speaker 2: fucking listened before, but he tuned in out of curiosity.
Speaker 1: This is the blake that we both made.
Speaker 2: Yes, and he sent a message saying I was in
Speaker 2: tears driving over the Harbor Bridge listening very dangerous. How
Speaker 2: did you both feel after the finale? I haven't listened
Speaker 2: to it, haven't, but just generally I.
Speaker 3: Was very depressed. I was married to Like, it did feel.
Speaker 2: Like a breakup. If you thought that there would at
Speaker 2: least be a tiny spidgeon of well, thank god, that's
Speaker 2: like a little bit of relief because I don't have
Speaker 2: to do all the editing and whatever. But there was none.
Speaker 2: It was just like proper loss.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. For me, it came after because I
Speaker 1: was mourning the loss of the radio show, which happened
Speaker 1: at the same time.
Speaker 2: If you missed that horrific couple weeks.
Speaker 1: And months, and then it only hit me like two
Speaker 1: months ago, the podcast being over. Yeah, Like, I had
Speaker 1: a real delayed response. But here we are, so I
Speaker 1: guess it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Oh. I had like an embarrassing moment in one of
Speaker 2: my pilates classes where they just played like a really
Speaker 2: emotional song and out of nowhere, I just started crying. Yeah,
Speaker 2: to be fair. It was like the you know, the
Speaker 2: cool down bit at the end of class. I was
Speaker 2: lying down looking at the roof and they played that.
Speaker 2: I was going to find it, but I can't remember.
Speaker 2: What's that fucking Rihanna song she did for the soundtrack
Speaker 2: of something.
Speaker 1: Oh, for the soundtrack of Black Panther, Yes.
Speaker 2: Hang on? What was it called again? Black Panther? Leanna,
Speaker 2: you've got the dreadlocks.
Speaker 1: You should know.
Speaker 2: Okay, Black Panther Reanna lift me Up. They played this
Speaker 2: as our cool down song hang on. Oh oh, this
Speaker 2: had made me cried to this one.
Speaker 6: Me.
Speaker 2: I just kind of went like this and I went, no,
Speaker 2: you're a public Mitchell, fucking pull it together. You're a
Speaker 2: public figure. How embarrassing.
Speaker 1: And I had so many people in public. Two people
Speaker 1: tell me that they missed the show. That little twink
Speaker 1: that works at my local makers who years ago, was
Speaker 1: like love the show, and I was like, thank you,
Speaker 1: don't tell anyone. I got a triple quadriple what about it?
Speaker 1: And then I went back in a couple of weeks
Speaker 1: ago and he's like, oh.
Speaker 2: My god, I'm so devastated.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, but so we will just reiterate
Speaker 1: the fact that this is a little special for which
Speaker 1: this will probab be a little longer than usual, but
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. Yeah, fuck it, my heart still get
Speaker 1: the ad space so everyone will make money off you.
Speaker 2: I will say that we wouldn't toy with your emotions again.
Speaker 2: After that emotional finale, so many people when we posted
Speaker 2: the number seven on our Instagram story as a little
Speaker 2: teas that we would be doing a reunion, they were like, Nah,
Speaker 2: it's just not possible. They're fucking with us as if
Speaker 2: we would do that, I wouldn't fuck with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, guys, that goodbye was genuinely traumatic for all of them.
Speaker 2: I'm not even being dramatic.
Speaker 1: It was so we're not toying with you. If anything,
Speaker 1: we're toying with our emotions coming back, dabbling in again.
Speaker 2: No, it's like, you know, going back to the X.
Speaker 2: People are like, oh, is that really wise? But no,
Speaker 2: it's fun being back. I want to give a shout out,
Speaker 2: by the way, because there were these are the first
Speaker 2: people that I noticed. They figured out what the number
Speaker 2: seven on our Instagram. Man, they figured out the clue. Matt,
Speaker 2: we passed it. Yeah, Matt Fage, Amy Allen, Rebecca Hamilton
Speaker 2: shout out to you. They were like, ah, they posted seven,
Speaker 2: which means seven days until next week, which is peak week.
Speaker 2: It's a Monday. Great, so we are also we look
Speaker 2: in the group chat, we read everything. Oh yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: so we need to This will be.
Speaker 1: A long opener, but that's fine. Oh fuck it, you know,
Speaker 1: like this will this will be a long time.
Speaker 2: We've got catching up to to day. We've been like
Speaker 2: six fucking months. So play the Pigwek music again.
Speaker 1: Yes, bye, gotess guys, a smash cake to celebrate.
Speaker 2: Holy fuck.
Speaker 1: I thought to get some anger out considering where I
Speaker 1: don't know. We're all at peace now, but General Mitchell,
Speaker 1: I found this mallet in your bathroom cabinet. Oh is
Speaker 1: that important?
Speaker 2: No, that was just to put my bed frame together
Speaker 2: as they go for go Great. I thought it was like.
Speaker 1: Some sort of kinky there.
Speaker 2: Maybe sure, you know he's in his mid thirties. Maybe
Speaker 2: he needs his.
Speaker 1: Joints noted in the position after a good bum, Jenny,
Speaker 1: you can do the honors.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: We're also filming this. This may or may not be
Speaker 1: live on YouTube. We're just testing stuff.
Speaker 4: Shut up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Cheery had a bright idea that let's put this
Speaker 2: episode on YouTube. We get people asking to watch. I know,
Speaker 2: but out of nowhere, He's like, I'll do it. I'll
Speaker 2: do it. Everyone, Go ahead to Mitch Cherry's YouTube channel.
Speaker 2: It may or may not be there in video we
Speaker 2: can put on your tube. I don't mind now, it's
Speaker 2: your idea. Mate, you're doing the heavily far right. Let's
Speaker 2: do it, kidding. I ended up doing it, so you
Speaker 2: can find the video on my YouTube channel. Classic link
Speaker 2: in the show notes. If you want to watch this
Speaker 2: episode in full, carry on.
Speaker 3: When are you going to smash it?
Speaker 2: You're gonna have to do it on camera. You're gonna
Speaker 2: have to hold it in one you can't see.
Speaker 1: Sorry, go back to your your camera.
Speaker 2: Jenna's knocked her microphone.
Speaker 7: I told you the YouTube with more trouble than next
Speaker 7: week on Isabella's soft Ummy.
Speaker 2: We've still got it guard and.
Speaker 1: Jenna is the only one is still in broadcast. Did
Speaker 1: you just knock her micup?
Speaker 7: Amanda Kell, I'm going to come fix your mic. I'm
Speaker 7: not editing any of this now, I don't think so,
Speaker 7: honor rate what's happening. She's now got the smash cake,
Speaker 7: which mind you available smash Cake.
Speaker 2: Okay, b yohammer mind you again?
Speaker 1: Okay, good for it. Welcome back Jim for one day.
Speaker 2: Oh oh my god, Oh there we go. That is
Speaker 2: real piggy like I don't late to bring Is it
Speaker 2: so dense? Yeah? You sprinkles on it, which is fucking exciting.
Speaker 1: What's inside? Jenna?
Speaker 2: Trigger warning for the mister fabes.
Speaker 3: Got more Diess sprinkles and.
Speaker 1: Suff Oh yeah, snakes. I'll pass it around, Grab your
Speaker 1: handful and I'll pass on to it. So pigwik is
Speaker 1: a long standing tradition on is it just me? Where
Speaker 1: we have just said eat and pick out and get
Speaker 1: what you want.
Speaker 2: We said bring a plate each. Yeah, what I've is
Speaker 2: on more than one plate.
Speaker 1: Now what I've what I've done is I've got my
Speaker 1: favorite snack rotation at the moment, it's acommendation.
Speaker 2: Fuck off.
Speaker 1: So I bought this their little pretzel chips if anyone
Speaker 1: wants to pretzel chips, they're called Olie's Pretzel Chips, Our
Speaker 1: cream and onion.
Speaker 2: They're really They're really good, I believe you. But also,
Speaker 2: like my mouth is dry at the best of the times.
Speaker 2: It's the side effect of the ADHD men' fust to
Speaker 2: be eating pretzels on the podcast Jenna.
Speaker 1: Ye, Well, I love you and I have missed you.
Speaker 3: The Double Decker, I love Double Decker is so.
Speaker 2: Much the driest chocolate bar terrible you've ever in your life.
Speaker 1: Imagine if a concrete van that has the big spinny
Speaker 1: thing at the back were poured into a concrete mold
Speaker 1: and added wafer biscuit into it.
Speaker 2: It's fucking deep fried Plato's delicious and it's so ugly.
Speaker 2: It's so bad.
Speaker 1: I also got this because I've seen it on TikTok.
Speaker 1: Did you guys know that link to do a ninety percent
Speaker 1: cocoa chocolate?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've had it before, Yeah you have not. Is
Speaker 2: it just that dark chocolate? No?
Speaker 1: So normal dark chocolate is only fifty percent dark. The
Speaker 1: rest is still milk chocolate.
Speaker 2: Can you get I will ask you the queen queen
Speaker 2: pick queen feet.
Speaker 1: Jenny's gloating and we get it. Your full time employed,
Speaker 1: We're not. Also tried to apologize to you, but freelance
Speaker 1: work is harder than then it sounds.
Speaker 2: Thank you. I was waiting for the eye told you, well,
Speaker 2: I've told you in the past. Actually know I'm the
Speaker 2: one that should say I told you though, Yes, I
Speaker 2: told you. This is jet black.
Speaker 1: Holy fuck, that.
Speaker 2: Is darker than dark chocolate. All right, Jesus, that makes
Speaker 2: that makes cherry rights look our boy.
Speaker 3: I know it's not that great, no offense.
Speaker 2: Is it not something that you would pick out on? Nah,
Speaker 2: I'll give it a go. But is it like healthy
Speaker 2: up because that was meant to be like a super
Speaker 2: food or whatever.
Speaker 1: It's ninety percent dark chocolate. Bomp.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's full on, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: I shouldn't have had a whole bit. I gotta watch
Speaker 2: my mouth. That hang on a dark tongue. Is that
Speaker 2: the end of your plate?
Speaker 1: I also got because it's a trend. Cocoa Bella chocolate
Speaker 1: coconut water. I've always wanted to size it is like
Speaker 1: very hard to get it, always sold out. So Cocoa
Speaker 1: Bella is coconut water, but chocolate flavored. I've not tried it,
Speaker 1: but apparently it's incredible.
Speaker 2: We're just going to be swigging from We'll get a
Speaker 2: hold on, talk about your life. No, we should have
Speaker 2: done this before. That's all right now. I don't think
Speaker 2: I've even had regular coconut water, let alone chocolate coconut water.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, this is definitely a trend.
Speaker 5: I've seen it all over TikTok, and I've looked for
Speaker 5: it at the supermarkets.
Speaker 3: It's all sold out.
Speaker 2: Just so you know, you could tell me that anything's
Speaker 2: a trend, and I fucking believe you because I'm so
Speaker 2: out of the loop. For some reason, my TikTok never
Speaker 2: shows me trends. It's only sad cat videos.
Speaker 3: Oh I get them too.
Speaker 2: And like five signs that you're a high functioning alcoholic
Speaker 2: and I'm like, wow, that was targeted. What has this
Speaker 2: phone been listening to?
Speaker 1: But you don't need five songs?
Speaker 2: Oh my god. All right, So the word water doesn't
Speaker 2: belong in this because it's really really it just looks
Speaker 2: like oil.
Speaker 1: All right, give it a go. Happy Pigweek. Cheers to
Speaker 1: the pod.
Speaker 2: Cheers. Oh oh that's weird. Now, I don't know it's
Speaker 2: all right what I was expecting because it looks like
Speaker 2: a real choky milk.
Speaker 3: It's quite good.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love it. I could drink a
Speaker 1: whole thing of that.
Speaker 2: Well, your female dad, I'm not super sold.
Speaker 3: This is really good.
Speaker 2: Then he's six months time. We'll be like, guys, I've
Speaker 2: just found this new thing. It's a trend.
Speaker 1: Also me subtly, I could drink a whole thing of
Speaker 1: that if we haven't have one.
Speaker 2: All right, well there are you? Did you just do
Speaker 2: your groceries and you're sharing a little bit with us
Speaker 2: with every intention of taking it home.
Speaker 1: It's Williams and barbecue sauce in the bottom of the bags.
Speaker 2: I needed it. Do you want to see my plate
Speaker 2: or if you're not finished.
Speaker 1: I'm finished. I've got some popcorn in there, but it's
Speaker 1: just for later.
Speaker 2: Okay, great.
Speaker 1: The tradition on this show is you, while you're listening
Speaker 1: to this, have to pick out as well, and you
Speaker 1: have to eat a treat. It can be anything, but
Speaker 1: something you wouldn't normally eat. Yeah, you can multitask. You
Speaker 1: can listen to this and also order a pizza on
Speaker 1: your phone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, and then if this is a long
Speaker 2: enough episode, the pizza will turn up before the.
Speaker 3: End, guaranteed.
Speaker 2: Would you like to see what I've provided for yeah?
Speaker 1: Fire up the pig music.
Speaker 2: So let me tell you. You're familiar with your cheesel.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, you put them on your fingers.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I popped down to the shops recently because
Speaker 2: I had friends coming over. It's doing a snack run.
Speaker 2: And apparently everyone on Earth had the same idea because
Speaker 2: they were sold out of fucking everything. It was just
Speaker 2: the dregs left on the shelves, which is when I discovered.
Speaker 2: Let me ever quick, look, what is this your chicken
Speaker 2: cheesel es? Yes, fucking for you. You'll never eat a
Speaker 2: cheese all again?
Speaker 1: Here around already opens.
Speaker 2: You clearly couldn't resist yourself because unlike you, I'm organized.
Speaker 2: I thought i'd save the whole unboxing on the podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's such a thinker. If bar with you, I would
Speaker 2: have gotten a cut for the cake, and okay, I
Speaker 2: would have done a lot of things.
Speaker 1: So I don't like chicken twisty, So I just want
Speaker 1: to preface it by saying you take.
Speaker 2: On neither do I I'm not mad for them, but
Speaker 2: these are quite fucking phenomenal. They smell like a chicken twisty.
Speaker 2: I'll just try it.
Speaker 1: That'll be great, right, I'm sorry, takes some all to
Speaker 1: pass me.
Speaker 2: I'm going to place money. I'm not a bettingman, but
Speaker 2: I reckon these are going to be polished off first
Speaker 2: episode because there it's hard to stop.
Speaker 1: Right, is it just me on the fly. Maybe it's
Speaker 1: because I was a kid, but they used to fit
Speaker 1: on my finger as a ring jesuits. Now I can't
Speaker 1: even get them over the.
Speaker 2: Tip fucking shrink flash and I tell you you reckon
Speaker 2: I go more? Or is that just a motivate your pinky?
Speaker 2: That's true, because I reckon they've gotten smaller.
Speaker 3: Same with definitely got small No trying to get past
Speaker 3: the first knob.
Speaker 1: Let me put it on my finger, nout.
Speaker 2: And I got one other thing. Because I've learned from
Speaker 2: past pig weeks. We always forget that pig Week coincided
Speaker 2: with Jennet's birthday, which is next week next week. As
Speaker 2: you know, I've always said that it's not fucking a
Speaker 2: birthday without cake. That's Truecake, early birthday, Jenner.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: They're good cupcakes.
Speaker 3: You've done well, mature, great jummy.
Speaker 2: Guess what I've got them? Your Woolies magic? What's going
Speaker 2: on at Woolies?
Speaker 1: I went to Woolies and I tapped my everyday rewards card. Actually,
Speaker 1: first of all, I went to tap my Mitch Coomb's
Speaker 1: event Bright comedy show from six years ago is just
Speaker 1: the same color as my Everyday Rewards and I haven't
Speaker 1: deleted it from my wallet, so I'm like, that's not it.
Speaker 1: And then I tapped my rewards cards because you've got
Speaker 1: ten dollars to spend. I know it's always a nice surprise,
Speaker 1: but I I'm an idiot, which I have to admit
Speaker 1: I've admitted to you on the record, Mitchell a few times.
Speaker 1: I had to set myself up now that I'm freelance
Speaker 1: as a business. I've got my own business card.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you do a business name and everything?
Speaker 4: Yeah? What is that?
Speaker 1: It's actually called which Mitch Productions I went with?
Speaker 2: Is it just media? Yeah, that's great, that's clever. But
Speaker 2: I decided on that name before we fucking cancel the podcast,
Speaker 2: so it means nothing.
Speaker 1: Now, it's still a good company name, I think. So anyway,
Speaker 1: I have a business account now where my business money
Speaker 1: goes into, so I use that. But it's the exact
Speaker 1: same as the one. So I've paid for parking on
Speaker 1: the kidio.
Speaker 2: I've had to really memorize the last four numbers so
Speaker 2: I don't get the confused. Now that I've got two
Speaker 2: business cards, yeah, which is too successful. Yeah, now, Jenna,
Speaker 2: what's your more proprietary limited called Anyway?
Speaker 3: This one is also trending to buy chocolate, to.
Speaker 2: Buy chocolate actually for one sum across this for once.
Speaker 2: I'm in the loop.
Speaker 3: My god, Yes, so it's very rares.
Speaker 2: Yes, because I know that people keep banging on about
Speaker 2: viral de bar chocolate. If it really works?
Speaker 1: Is it in a tup away container? Did you make
Speaker 1: this at hard?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, in a bag? And I thought it wasn't The
Speaker 3: bag wasn't nice enough.
Speaker 2: So I got a container on a scale of one
Speaker 2: to chicken cheese or how outstanding it's outstanding, Mitchell, get
Speaker 2: a load of this. Oh my god, it's got green.
Speaker 3: Like no, it's so good, it really is.
Speaker 2: Here we go. This is It's very soft. It's just
Speaker 2: like a normal chocolate block. Bur Sorry, do you buy chocolate? Crazy, Lily.
Speaker 2: Not what I was expecting at all. I told you,
Speaker 2: I mean, it's real fucking good. But I don't even
Speaker 2: know what to like in it too, For the sake
Speaker 2: of what do you even compare it?
Speaker 4: To?
Speaker 2: Stop talking?
Speaker 3: How delicious is it?
Speaker 2: That is so good? I'll tell you what. You couldn't
Speaker 2: eat too much at once? It's real sickly Steven.
Speaker 1: The other day, all I do is rab it on
Speaker 1: about how much I want to try to do by chocolate.
Speaker 2: Never it's so good I get the high.
Speaker 1: Stephen goes, I tried you by chocolate today. He bought
Speaker 1: a block and didn't save anything, so I dubbed him.
Speaker 2: So what's in the middle?
Speaker 3: Is it like it's pistachio?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Something, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Like that's like Shrek's not looking describe it.
Speaker 1: I think it's shredded. You know what they put in Bucklova.
Speaker 1: It's like shredded for.
Speaker 2: That's where you're compared it to. It's bar Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2: It's very I was like, it reminds me of something,
Speaker 2: but I couldn't figure it out.
Speaker 1: But while we're on a high life update from me
Speaker 1: lost two grandparents in the last month and then almost
Speaker 1: lost another one at the funeral of one of them.
Speaker 2: I've heard the story. That's why I'm laughing. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: not laughing at your misfortune. But Jesus rough trot figure.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So when I entered this podcast, I had
Speaker 1: almost all my grandparents.
Speaker 2: Now I've lost two and almost a third.
Speaker 1: In a month.
Speaker 2: Can you believe that? It's like it shouldn't be a
Speaker 2: funny story, Janney, but it kind.
Speaker 1: Of it's very need to hear.
Speaker 2: Sorry, everything just fucking crashed the whole system.
Speaker 1: Or Isabella rolled onto her bad and that pussy knocked
Speaker 1: out a chord.
Speaker 3: Sorry, that was me actually already having tech issues.
Speaker 2: Oh I've really missed this podcast.
Speaker 1: Will power on you guys. Nothing happened, but there was
Speaker 1: a little glitch in the matrix. But we power on,
Speaker 1: we return.
Speaker 2: Yes, So you were just saying that like six grandparents
Speaker 2: are dead or something.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, So Alma is alive and well she's okay.
Speaker 1: But Nan, who's on my mum's start of the family,
Speaker 1: who had dementia. We love Nan, gorgeous woman at ninety four,
Speaker 1: passed away, but it was her time, you know, dementia
Speaker 1: really really gripped on there.
Speaker 2: Which is Kissy Kissy correct?
Speaker 1: Sois Kissy's funeral. Uncle Phil's giving a eulogy. All the
Speaker 1: family they're in suits watching it was more a celebration
Speaker 1: of life. And then didn't want a funeral. And Dad's mum, Alma,
Speaker 1: the Dutch Alma who's been on the show, in the
Speaker 1: middle of the eulogy, mid speech, makes it all about herself,
Speaker 1: That's what.
Speaker 2: I was saying, Jenner. I was like, this is the
Speaker 2: battle of the nan. She has fucking gel She's like,
Speaker 2: kiss he has always been the favorite Liane life at
Speaker 2: her celebration of life, and she's like, well, death is
Speaker 2: a pretty high stake.
Speaker 1: The only way I can top it is if I die.
Speaker 1: So she falls to the ground.
Speaker 2: No pulse as an episode.
Speaker 1: Her heart stopped speeding, so she wasn't actually banging it on. No,
Speaker 1: it was real, went gray started to vomit on herself.
Speaker 1: It was really a traumatic experience, I believe it or not.
Speaker 1: Was the one who wrangled the whole room.
Speaker 2: My fight or flight kicked in right against whole room.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was fucking room. Give the room.
Speaker 1: Everyone out out field, can give you two minutes? Everyone outside, Annie,
Speaker 1: Juliana your wrap? Everyone out on the.
Speaker 2: Did anyone know fucking first date or CPR.
Speaker 1: Luckily we had a good friend Claudia, who is an
Speaker 1: eur nurse. We had the head of the emergency department
Speaker 1: from the local hospital there shout out. They went to
Speaker 1: Homer but they needed a defibrillator. So I ran to
Speaker 1: the eighteen year old of the bar and I was like,
Speaker 1: get me a defibrillator.
Speaker 2: He's shaking us stared.
Speaker 1: I'm like I thought it was.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't go.
Speaker 1: He goes and gets the defibrillator to restart Olmer. She
Speaker 1: comes back, doesn't either defip. In the end, she comes
Speaker 1: back naturally very weak. Polse ambulance comes in ten minutes,
Speaker 1: cut it off to hospital. She's alive and well, but
Speaker 1: there was a moment where she went grays agos we
Speaker 1: all genuinely thought she was gone.
Speaker 2: And then what would feel like anyway back to the
Speaker 2: other end in two hours later, everyone else reconvened and
Speaker 2: he carried on with his eulogy, his speech, and then
Speaker 2: a week later, Papa died. Oh yeah, where does he
Speaker 2: fit into the family tree?
Speaker 1: Dad's dad, so Alma's ex husband and Alma's not dead,
Speaker 1: no alive was temporarily momentary.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, okay, a brief death, a grand pound on
Speaker 2: each side.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Now I've got one granddad. When this show ended,
Speaker 1: I had three. Now I've got three granddads.
Speaker 2: No, three grandparents. Is that where you get it?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm Mitchell Allan Robert Jury. So Robert just died.
Speaker 1: Alan's been gone a while, So there you go. So yeah,
Speaker 1: that that was what happened in my personal life. But
Speaker 1: for working freelance. As we touched on Mitch God like,
Speaker 1: I take everything back anything I ever threw your way
Speaker 1: or accused you of being lazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome to my world. The whole Well, you wouldn't
Speaker 2: know because you didn't work full time thing. Yeah, it'd
Speaker 2: be tough.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Okay, let me catch up to speed.
Speaker 1: So I'm writing a stand up show other Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Coombs coming for my turf.
Speaker 1: It'd be hard, like like, this is funny, but how
Speaker 1: does it connect?
Speaker 2: What's the through line? What's the show? So I'm writing it,
Speaker 2: but I'm not thinking each bit. Yeah, yeah, just making.
Speaker 1: Sure there's a full through line. Like there's a theme
Speaker 1: to the show, so the title makes sense. I'm working
Speaker 1: with Radio Killed the Radio Star. That's fun, right, But
Speaker 1: I also don't want to have to be about getting
Speaker 1: fired because it's a bit like well as me, who.
Speaker 2: Gives a shit? I mean, you may as well make
Speaker 2: money off it, I know, right, monetize it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I'm writing that I'm working on a TV show,
Speaker 1: like a chat show. Concept that is so foreign to
Speaker 1: me because I've created a show concept. Got nominated for
Speaker 1: an Actor Award, Thank you so nice. I lost to
Speaker 1: Jamie jury. It was for a New Australian show and
Speaker 1: he won for a gardening competition.
Speaker 2: Which is done numerous times, which yeah, because no one's
Speaker 2: ever done it before.
Speaker 1: What if we just put a flower in some soil
Speaker 1: and they went to give a fifty grand Jamie. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get this to network. So I'm having
Speaker 1: meetings with networks and executives and going.
Speaker 2: Hey, buy my show pictures. Oh my god, can you
Speaker 2: guess what?
Speaker 1: Every executive of every network has asked, what's your car
Speaker 1: pool karaoke?
Speaker 2: That's also been done before. I said that.
Speaker 1: They were like, what if we put you in an
Speaker 1: Uber and then we get Chapel Rowan and put her next.
Speaker 2: Year sponsored by Uber? No Doubtyeah.
Speaker 1: They all want the commercial aspects.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how they all think, which I get.
Speaker 1: But it's it's kept me busy and it's it's good.
Speaker 1: But freelance Mitchell shout out to you. Jen is the
Speaker 1: only one working full time. That's true these days, but
Speaker 1: it's the last one standing last and Nova. I'm at Nova,
Speaker 1: not full time on air at Nova how Nova.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they've taken over the pre set in my car
Speaker 2: radio out of protests for how you were treated at
Speaker 2: your last radio SA, although I will say some of
Speaker 2: our idiots like sort of came to your defense, tried
Speaker 2: to cancel me in a way because guess who ended
Speaker 2: up working back at Kiss earlier this year. They niffed
Speaker 2: about that. Well, no, because I got a call being like, hey,
Speaker 2: can you come back and do your old job with
Speaker 2: Carl and JACKIEO just while we hire someone new. We
Speaker 2: just want someone that knows what they're fucking doing in
Speaker 2: the interim. And I actually got your blessing beforehand, didn't
Speaker 2: I did? I was like, oh, should I do it?
Speaker 2: And you were like, yeah, just fucking charge them a bomb,
Speaker 2: which I did.
Speaker 1: Yes, they've got money like.
Speaker 2: Milkm And when I mentioned something about the fact that
Speaker 2: I was working back with Kyle and Jackie OE and
Speaker 2: Kiss someone, one of our idiots was like, how could
Speaker 2: you after what they did to cheering? I was like, hey, hey,
Speaker 2: he gave me the go ahead, don't stress. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: Oh they're so sweet. What else are we going to
Speaker 2: catch up about?
Speaker 1: How sewn Sean's good?
Speaker 2: Yes, Sean's good, He'll be home seen probably exciting his
Speaker 2: fortieth was fun. Oh, he's going to hate you for that.
Speaker 2: I think would else I have to update you about.
Speaker 2: It's been a fucking six months or so. I broke
Speaker 2: up with my management, which was fun.
Speaker 1: Congratulations because I've done that now and it's very hard.
Speaker 2: Oh there was no hard feelings. But I've got a
Speaker 2: new manager. Her name is lem Yep, you know Abby
Speaker 2: Chatfield's old podcast producer.
Speaker 4: She left.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she left her do her own management agency, and
Speaker 2: she approached me and I was like, sure, sign me up.
Speaker 2: I happened to be looking for new management, so let's
Speaker 2: do this. She launches the website for her new management
Speaker 2: agency and I'm like, plasted across the website. It's good.
Speaker 2: And then there's a little byline that says specializing in
Speaker 2: neuro divergent Talent and I was like, oh, that's why
Speaker 2: she reached out to me. She was like, oh, fuck me.
Speaker 2: He clearly needs his hand held, doesn't it? And I
Speaker 2: do And I'm loving it so far. She's a weapon.
Speaker 1: She's love it. What was it, Phlem?
Speaker 2: Was it Lem? Lemb?
Speaker 1: She's lemb sip?
Speaker 2: Yeah, leamb sip, but hold the sip. Oh you're right
Speaker 2: now of course. Yeah, what about you, Jenna? Any major
Speaker 2: life updates? Well, I have Fish up the show. On
Speaker 2: that note, I'll have some chips on.
Speaker 5: We're really running out of so well, I finished all
Speaker 5: twenty two seasons of Grace Anatomy.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, how long did that take?
Speaker 3: It took a few months, a few months.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know people that it's taken years. No, you
Speaker 2: were a lot of free times, like twenty two accounting
Speaker 2: you're not done.
Speaker 3: No, but the recent season's just finished.
Speaker 4: Finished.
Speaker 1: Well, Ellen Pompeo is the Marvel superhero of that franchise.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true, that's true. I've also got fourteen la
Speaker 5: boo boos.
Speaker 1: Yes, now I've seen the unboxing videos with that weird
Speaker 1: filter you put on.
Speaker 2: Yep. Yeah, yeah. Have you paid for all of these
Speaker 2: fucking little stuff toy things? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How much of their pop?
Speaker 3: Thirty two?
Speaker 2: How many did you say you have?
Speaker 3: Fourteen?
Speaker 5: Oh but one of them was one hundred and thirty
Speaker 5: eight dollars because it's the big checkmate one has a little.
Speaker 2: Crown, big one. Okay, so I've done thirty two times
Speaker 2: thirteen plus one forty eight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, five hundred and four dollars.
Speaker 1: She works full time, Jenner.
Speaker 3: Why because they're so cute. I got a special one
Speaker 3: as well. The real one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of the Macaron collection.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, the begin such a fucking five year old.
Speaker 2: I've got a special one. Yeah you did, I did.
Speaker 1: They're like the beanie babies. Remember when everyone had.
Speaker 2: Like the Princess Diana beanie baby. And but wait, are
Speaker 2: you telling me that squish meles are out now? Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're just got on board. My sister got me an
Speaker 2: Alpha bart squish Melee for Christmas.
Speaker 1: A little green one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's really cute. But now they's out of trend.
Speaker 2: I can't keep up there. The booboos are cute, They're fine.
Speaker 1: I'm on it. Stephen bought because I really wanted one.
Speaker 1: Stephen bought me one.
Speaker 2: He paid eighty dollars at the Boo Boo.
Speaker 1: So people are buying them.
Speaker 2: For thirty five, thirty two, thirty two and.
Speaker 1: Then up selling to eighty. So he bought two of them.
Speaker 1: He bought one hundred.
Speaker 2: Why would people upselling them? That's that's how much they
Speaker 2: sell for, at least because they want a specific one.
Speaker 3: No persist.
Speaker 2: They're hard to get.
Speaker 3: So I'm on the Popmark notification list.
Speaker 5: Special Pedophiles a special hotsapp group dedicated to La Boo
Speaker 5: Boo fans and sad that time. I literally just got
Speaker 5: one just then five minutes ago, saying there's been a
Speaker 5: new Laboo boo drop.
Speaker 2: Did you what do you reply? Saying count me in?
Speaker 3: Everyone runs there, so then you line up.
Speaker 2: Wait, so is it like the fucking lion king or
Speaker 2: she is that you will lead me? You've got to
Speaker 2: try and collect them. Yeah, I see, I'm not interested
Speaker 2: in getting amongst the laboo boots. It's quietly ye get
Speaker 2: you even.
Speaker 3: Have their own song.
Speaker 2: Fu give it to us.
Speaker 1: Nah boo boo, lah boo boo, La boo boo love
Speaker 1: boo boo boo.
Speaker 2: Someone suggests it's repetitive, really really awful, Jenner.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, we're all caught anything else.
Speaker 2: Personal life.
Speaker 1: Your mum has the mansion you sold because I know
Speaker 1: you wanted to while labor and power, you said, because
Speaker 1: Jenna's famous liberal voter, because the Libs are out, she
Speaker 1: wanted to sell some of her one of six investments.
Speaker 2: But I'm for your godmother Sassan forgetting.
Speaker 1: We're so happy where So when Jenna called us that
Speaker 1: night from Kirabilly House, we were so three. I didn't
Speaker 1: realize Jenna was part of the late Dynasty, didn't you know?
Speaker 2: Yeah, to get on with this? Are we really should
Speaker 2: welcome to? Is it just me? Every show we start
Speaker 2: the same way with two?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Is there's something we've noticed, something
Speaker 1: we hate or appreciate. We call them iGEM's, I I
Speaker 1: j m's or I j M. And Mitch has one,
Speaker 1: I have one, Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitch's.
Speaker 2: And off we go. Should I kick things off? Yeah,
Speaker 2: go for it? Jennering, are you going to throw it?
Speaker 2: And it's well you may as well. Here I've gone, Bradley,
Speaker 2: welcome back. Let's go. Is it just me? Do you reckon?
Speaker 2: I've been fucking ripped off?
Speaker 1: We couldn't want to say, there's bole all through this
Speaker 1: apart reserve your judgment? Well, in what sense? What do
Speaker 1: you mean?
Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you what's occurred, and you tell me
Speaker 2: if you think I've been ripped off? Okay? Yes, So
Speaker 2: my friend Talia, you know Talisha, Yes, she gave me
Speaker 2: a bus and she says, well, I'm officially on stress
Speaker 2: leave from work. And I said, oh, I've been there, babes,
Speaker 2: and she said, look, it wasn't in force, but it
Speaker 2: was encouraged. They said to me, listen, it's been a
Speaker 2: busy start to do you one. Don't you just take
Speaker 2: the week to rest up, you know, recuperate whatever. And
Speaker 2: she says to me, the problem is that I don't
Speaker 2: know how to rest. What does that even look like?
Speaker 2: How does one rest? And then I had a light
Speaker 2: bulb moment and I said to her, you know what,
Speaker 2: I was at scout the other day, as in my
Speaker 2: Pilates studio. Oh yeah, I was at Pilate's and I
Speaker 2: saw a poster on the wall advertising a rest workshop
Speaker 2: how to Rest your Optimal Nourishment or some wank you shit.
Speaker 2: And I said, well, you've just said you don't know
Speaker 2: how to rest. They're doing that thing in a couple
Speaker 2: of days. Should we go perfect And I said to her, well,
Speaker 2: I'll go with you. It might be daunting going to
Speaker 2: some random Pilarate studio you've never been to, so I'll
Speaker 2: come with you. And she was like, yeah, that sounds amazing.
Speaker 2: I sent her the link. She had a look and
Speaker 2: then texted me back and says, dumb, I've booked it.
Speaker 2: I went to book my fucking spot in the how
Speaker 2: to Rest workshop sixty five bucks for starters. It's not
Speaker 2: that bad. Really, it's not that bad for to rest.
Speaker 1: Is there a price on rest but sixty five bucks.
Speaker 2: I would have thought as a regular i'd get some
Speaker 2: sort of members passed, but no, anyway, lives at pollards.
Speaker 2: At this point, I'd already committed, I'll take you. It's fine,
Speaker 2: And then Sean was like, sounds great, I'll come to
Speaker 2: fucking how to rest workshop and it sounds like how
Speaker 2: to right. It sounds like there's going to be some
Speaker 2: imparting of information peaching, yes exactly. So they kicked off
Speaker 2: by handing out a few little like print outs and shit,
Speaker 2: I've got one right here. Actually I brought it with me. Look,
Speaker 2: the print out was merely a few fucking inspirational quotes
Speaker 2: from Instagram. Why they couldn't even spring for the fucking
Speaker 2: coloring is not a reward? Rest is productive. They've just screenshops. Yes,
Speaker 2: so just a whole lot of that, just a bunch
Speaker 2: of inspoke quotes. And for context, it was a two
Speaker 2: and a half hour workshop. Jeez, so I was thinking
Speaker 2: two and a half hours, I'm going to learn so much. Right,
Speaker 2: So there was a couple of like you know, workshops
Speaker 2: and ship at the start the first fifteen minutes. One
Speaker 2: of them was she'd put a bit of Butcher's paper
Speaker 2: on the wall and a few texts, and she goes, now,
Speaker 2: just go and write whatever emotions spring to mind. Guess what.
Speaker 2: Sean got up and wrote what? No, guess rest not stressed? Startled?
Speaker 2: She goes up there and right startled, Yeah, exactly. And
Speaker 2: so we we sit back down on the mats, and
Speaker 2: I thought, oh, there's going to be a lot more
Speaker 2: of this, right, and she goes, anyway, let's cut to
Speaker 2: the We all know what we're here for. It'd been
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes of workshopping. The rest was two hours and
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes of napping in broad daylight on a hardwood floor.
Speaker 3: Oh no, and you paid sixty five dollars for this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you could have done any your bed for free
Speaker 2: and it would have been a fuck low more comfy.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you I'd done a polatics class that morning,
Speaker 2: so my backwards already killing me. I on a hardwood floor.
Speaker 1: Wait, what did the teacher do while you all napped?
Speaker 2: I mean, to be fair, she was fucking lovely. You
Speaker 2: got you two know that there's like two versions of me.
Speaker 2: There's the fair and reasonable, and there's the fucking cynical.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a few others in between, but they're the
Speaker 1: main two.
Speaker 2: Well, i'll give you the two approaches. The fair and
Speaker 2: reasonable version of me will tell you she was such
Speaker 2: a treasure. She actually was. She came round as we're
Speaker 2: fucking napping and says, Mitchell, are you warm enough?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: That's sweet?
Speaker 2: And I was thinking I am, but like, thank you
Speaker 2: for asking. I can't remember the last time someone asked
Speaker 2: me if I'm warm enough.
Speaker 3: That's really nice.
Speaker 2: That's actually really nice. Did you manage to sleep at all? No,
Speaker 2: because for some reason I couldn't separate the fact that
Speaker 2: this is the same room I come to exercise. Imagine
Speaker 2: trying to nap on the gym floor. It's just wrong.
Speaker 2: It's just not right. To Leisia and Sean, on the
Speaker 2: other hand, they frofed it. They balked away, being like
Speaker 2: that was incredible, that was just what I needed.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: And then my cynical Mitchell kicked in and I was thinking,
Speaker 2: this bitch is surely laughing at us behind our back,
Speaker 2: being I can't believe they fell for that. I'd just
Speaker 2: printed off some shit they god to google and then
Speaker 2: I just put them to sleep and charge them sixty
Speaker 2: five back. Totally, Mitch, You've been dooked completely. And then
Speaker 2: what really sold it for me? At the end of
Speaker 2: the how to Rest? She says, and just remember the
Speaker 2: only person in charge of your rest is huge. So
Speaker 2: she's charged of sixty five bucks and then said, fucking
Speaker 2: go figure it out yourself. What a waste of time
Speaker 2: and money. Although we did get free will not free
Speaker 2: sixty five dollars socks right now the very aged care. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're like those bed socks that are going to turn
Speaker 2: real ship in a week.
Speaker 1: They have a grippy bottom.
Speaker 2: No no, So I got cashed to five dollars socks
Speaker 2: and an uncomfortable nap. How good the fact there's a
Speaker 2: sucker bow on every minute in there? Yes there is?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: You can follow the show online just search a couple
Speaker 6: of mitches.
Speaker 3: If you don't, you're a dickhead.
Speaker 1: I know, I completely forgot. It is pig Weeks, so
Speaker 1: I hope you're listening at home. It is eating a snack.
Speaker 2: Has the pizza revived? Did you order pizza? I remember
Speaker 2: I said earlier. If you listen to the end of
Speaker 2: the episode, if you order pizza now, it might have
Speaker 2: a ramp. It's what we call the bees of collback.
Speaker 2: I know you're new to stand up A crawl back
Speaker 2: a col back, that's what I do. I'd crawl back
Speaker 2: to it. I got these as well. I had these yet.
Speaker 1: No, no, there's more in my bag of goodies, chocolate
Speaker 1: coated strawberries and cream.
Speaker 2: Shut your sticker fell off.
Speaker 1: They're listed as smoked almonds.
Speaker 2: Oh did you? Did? You put them to his almond?
Speaker 1: Nine dollars?
Speaker 2: Paid a dollar?
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 2: Is this from like the bitter you will leads where
Speaker 2: they've got the scoop? I went to your local Wars,
Speaker 2: which turns out is fancy.
Speaker 3: The fancy Wooly.
Speaker 2: They had a whole scoop.
Speaker 1: Section, so I just went scooping. But as I was scooping,
Speaker 1: I was eating. I just sampled them. This says no sampling, but.
Speaker 2: I still do it. Oh that's real nice.
Speaker 3: I want to try it.
Speaker 2: They're really good at a wools metro near you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're fucking aging, aren't they incredible? I'm also gonna
Speaker 1: have a cheesel savory and sweet. You know it's all
Speaker 1: about that combo?
Speaker 2: Are they not incredible? Did I tell you or did
Speaker 2: I tell you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, we have a long show ahead of it.
Speaker 1: Should I jump in with my agent?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're better, all right, Bradley? Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Do you think Royal Kingdom is a money laundering scheme?
Speaker 2: That the game thing that they're keep seeing ads for,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, and it's got Phoebean Monica from Friends
Speaker 2: in and they're playing some.
Speaker 1: Yeah, have listened to this If you missed it?
Speaker 2: Ready phase great?
Speaker 3: What am I going to do for the next five hours?
Speaker 3: Play the new puzzle game Royal Kingdom.
Speaker 2: It's the perfect way to passtime online flights.
Speaker 1: I'm not listening to any of that.
Speaker 2: Booshit, that's what that is.
Speaker 1: Two of the biggest actresses in Hollywood flogging a game
Speaker 1: called Royal Kingdom.
Speaker 2: Did you also think at first, surely this is AI
Speaker 2: put their name to it. That's what I thought when
Speaker 2: I saw fucking Monica and Phoebe.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: They also have Kevin Hart. They have the gay couple
Speaker 1: from Modern Family.
Speaker 2: For me, they rebooted Modern Family for Royal Kingdom. Those
Speaker 2: characters are done.
Speaker 1: Yes, they would have paid millions for the stars of Friends.
Speaker 1: The stars of Friends did the episode of friends from
Speaker 1: million dollars each?
Speaker 2: How much?
Speaker 1: How much money can an application have? It doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3: But also, who is playing this game?
Speaker 4: There's no one.
Speaker 2: No one is playing Royal No one in this room. No.
Speaker 1: They did one with Kevin Hart where he was mid
Speaker 1: stand up set and he was yelling at an audience
Speaker 1: member for playing Royal Kingdom, and then he gets so
Speaker 1: invested in Royal Kingdom he downloads it himself on the stage.
Speaker 2: My god, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: But where is that money coming from? I think it's
Speaker 1: it's drugs, it's money laundering.
Speaker 2: Sure, I seem to recall because I did watch the
Speaker 2: entire ad which had monacraed female. Did they mention there's
Speaker 2: no annoying ads popping up on screen? Yes? So where's
Speaker 2: the bloody money coming from?
Speaker 1: Where does the money come from?
Speaker 2: Are they expecting people to, like, you know, they have
Speaker 2: to buy a certain amount of points to pass the
Speaker 2: check point, and so people are going to start spending
Speaker 2: money on the game like a new Bloody Club Penguin
Speaker 2: or anger bed Oh.
Speaker 1: I used to buy a little Doodle fits for my
Speaker 1: doodle Jump character. I bought the Christmas knit sweater, I
Speaker 1: bought the exter Bunny Years for Doodle Jump, I loven't
Speaker 1: in that purchase.
Speaker 2: There's only one iPhone game that I've actually loved and
Speaker 2: I still play it to this day. Parking Jam. What's
Speaker 2: parking exactly? What it sounds like?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Is that where you move cars out of the parking lot? Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh that's incredible.
Speaker 2: O good yeah. Please. You've got to make sure you
Speaker 2: don't hit the dot Wiggins in the car party around
Speaker 2: you lose points and I'm amazing at it.
Speaker 1: I can imagine. The only aut that I like is
Speaker 1: realistic bridge construction games where you have to build like
Speaker 1: a suspension bridge and then cars drive over it and
Speaker 1: if you haven't done it correct it collapses and everyone.
Speaker 2: Does How quickly do you have to build the bridge?
Speaker 1: It takes like twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: Oh see, that's too much for me because it's a.
Speaker 1: Suspension bridge, like you need to correctly weighed and too much.
Speaker 2: Announced for it. Once you involve physics and ship.
Speaker 1: Now you're saying before we turn the micros and Jennet,
Speaker 1: you love.
Speaker 2: Grinder, Yeah yeah, I do, yeah, yeah, but you know,
Speaker 2: Royal Kingdom can fuck right off. Neil Interests. I'm seeing
Speaker 2: the ads over and over again and they've not gotten
Speaker 2: me over the line.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not into it. Also, what a Monica and
Speaker 1: being whateveryone name is Friends Phoebe doing on a flight together?
Speaker 2: You've never seen Friends? You have such strong opinions about
Speaker 2: that show. If somebody who's never seen it, I've got
Speaker 2: the gist. They're all in a cafe. No, no, oh,
Speaker 2: they're all in an apartment.
Speaker 1: And guess what, grumby cat singing Mellie.
Speaker 2: It's one of Phoebe's original.
Speaker 1: Like grow up, So you have seen it?
Speaker 2: Then ugly naked guy instude.
Speaker 1: I've watched a few episodes, so you have. I have,
Speaker 1: but not like seeing it like you depressingly watch.
Speaker 2: I feel like Grays and Aadim is a bit different.
Speaker 2: But the only reason I watch Friends now is because
Speaker 2: it's like an old comfort watch. But if I was
Speaker 2: watching it for the first time, I'd be like, it's
Speaker 2: not that funny, because it's actually not.
Speaker 4: It's not.
Speaker 2: It's also quite problematic, very very problematic.
Speaker 1: I am my ex used to fall asleep watching Friends
Speaker 1: like it was a habit that he had when he
Speaker 1: hit to sleep when when he was alone out loud, yes,
Speaker 1: because he needed something to play in his head because
Speaker 1: he was so sick and twisted. Anyway, then when we
Speaker 1: got together and started sleeping in the same room, like
Speaker 1: the first night, he's like, all right, I'm off to bed.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is fun my first Oh anyway that
Speaker 1: I hear you just play them on loop on Stan
Speaker 1: of course and now on Max. Are they know I
Speaker 1: can't contractually mentioned that one has all.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what's on stand. I'm going to do
Speaker 2: the heavy lifting for you. McCloud's Daughters is the background,
Speaker 2: and we just added Offspring. Yes, two favorite fucking shag.
Speaker 1: Can I just say Stan has Hacks If you're not
Speaker 1: watching Hacks on Stan. Hacks is one of the best
Speaker 1: shows I've ever seen in my life. It is sensational. Also,
Speaker 1: the new Love Triangle is very good.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to look into your eyes and see if
Speaker 2: you're telling the truth. That's part of the contract, I.
Speaker 1: Promise you, really, No, I am an ambassador for Standing.
Speaker 2: Actually, you've mentioned Hacks before before you were a STAN ambassador.
Speaker 1: I have no no, I've got no. I don't have
Speaker 1: any mentions as part of my contract.
Speaker 2: Okay, that was a little freebie.
Speaker 1: Did you say phoebe back to friends. That's a callback.
Speaker 2: Danna have you got anum up your sleepy? I'll do one.
Speaker 2: We're running over time to.
Speaker 1: Keep it sweet because not sure what there could be
Speaker 1: song as you want?
Speaker 2: But brad let is it just me?
Speaker 3: Is there too much Harry Potter merch out there?
Speaker 2: I agree?
Speaker 3: I go with this Harry Potter Jinny's.
Speaker 2: I went to Vinnie's sake. Yes, there was a huffle
Speaker 2: puff duffall NIE's.
Speaker 1: I thought, how did that get from Universal Tokyo all
Speaker 1: the way?
Speaker 2: It's probably because they were boycotting jk Rowling.
Speaker 3: Everywhere. So you know, where are you going?
Speaker 2: I've not seen any So.
Speaker 3: There's this place.
Speaker 5: It's like a shop that sells blind boxes but it's
Speaker 5: not which is like la Boo boo but different.
Speaker 3: Which is like pop mark for it.
Speaker 5: So they have all like the Japanese Chinese characters got it?
Speaker 3: And then at the.
Speaker 5: Back they have a whole lot of Harry Potter merch
Speaker 5: right No, And I'm talking like elaborate Harry Potter merch.
Speaker 3: And it's just like, is there a reason why?
Speaker 2: What do you mean elaborate? Have they got BIRDI bots
Speaker 2: every flavored beans and that They've got.
Speaker 5: These different like coffee cup things with broomsticks and all
Speaker 5: this on it.
Speaker 2: Quish the fucking chocolate frogs that will Yes, Yeah, that
Speaker 2: was exciting.
Speaker 1: That was but you know when merchandise chocolate is normally
Speaker 1: it's normally chip chocolate.
Speaker 2: Na, it was like basically a Freddo in the shape
Speaker 2: of a proper frog. It's going to say, in the
Speaker 2: shape of a frog. Freda is literally a frog, but no,
Speaker 2: it looked like a chocolate frog.
Speaker 1: I really wanted, like Trevor, I wanted to eat that
Speaker 1: chocolate frog, but as a frog.
Speaker 2: Like with it's like the texture of a real frog.
Speaker 1: I don't know why that's all I want of you
Speaker 1: would want? Yeah, any okay, the ones and the hats,
Speaker 1: the sorting hats, that mechanical it's just too mart Yeah,
Speaker 1: I agree. And then rebooting Harry Potter there's a new
Speaker 1: HBO Max show. It's like it's a remake, it's a reboot.
Speaker 2: It's a serious My brother with that when you can
Speaker 2: just watch sand totally, it was actually quite funny. Over Christmas,
Speaker 2: my sister was like, okay, the whole Jake Hey railing
Speaker 2: trance phobia boycott right, it doesn't count if I reread
Speaker 2: the books that I've already purchased, right, I owned the
Speaker 2: copy before that, that doesn't count. It's supporting. And I said,
Speaker 2: n that's fine. But if you're going to show the
Speaker 2: films to your children, you're gonna have to show them
Speaker 2: Harry Potter and the Stone and just tell them that
Speaker 2: was Harry Potter.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Have you seen Harry Potter and the Stone the first one? Nor,
Speaker 2: that's Harry Potter and the Philosopy. Oh my god, I've
Speaker 2: got a lisp. Guys, I can't do this Philosopher's Stone. Yes,
Speaker 2: of course I have no Harry Potter and the Stone
Speaker 2: on YouTube it's someone like, shot by shot, scene by scene,
Speaker 2: just doing a really povo remake of Harry Potter. But
Speaker 2: it's so funny, like Hamione's a man.
Speaker 1: Have you done this on the show before?
Speaker 5: Never?
Speaker 2: I really discovered it recently.
Speaker 1: Harry Potter and the Stone. Yeah, okay, now I'll have
Speaker 1: to keep on.
Speaker 2: We don't have time to fucking get into it. But
Speaker 2: do yourself a favor. It is so stupid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I think I won't trust me.
Speaker 2: You, of all people, will find it funny. You will.
Speaker 2: I know what tickles your fucking funny bone. Don't worry,
Speaker 2: it does all right. Well, thanks for that.
Speaker 3: I just don't want any more Harry Potter, stop stop
Speaker 3: with Harry Potter.
Speaker 2: But don't want it.
Speaker 3: I don't want to see it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I agree with you completely. I bought this
Speaker 2: shirt that Protect the Doll shirt. It's a it's a
Speaker 2: well I noticed that.
Speaker 3: That's really nice.
Speaker 2: Protect the Doll Protect. Have you seen this shirt?
Speaker 3: I've seen it on I think Instagram and stuff.
Speaker 2: Pedro Pascal wore it to the premiere.
Speaker 1: I think of The Last of Us too. It's it's
Speaker 1: you haven't heard of it, Mitchell, let me get the
Speaker 1: photo or really. Connor ives as a designer. He lives
Speaker 1: in New York. He works in fashion. It's guys World
Speaker 1: say they wore it a fashion week I think this year.
Speaker 1: But all proceeds go to trans Lifeline in the US.
Speaker 1: The dolls are our trans dolls, right, yes, yes, so
Speaker 1: I I wanted to buy it, but I got called
Speaker 1: out by someone in Surrey Hills. She was like, it's
Speaker 1: that the Connor Ive shirt. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's actually not the Connor Ive shirt. It's just like
Speaker 1: a it's like a red bubble version because the car
Speaker 1: Rive shirt is sold out. So then she said that's
Speaker 1: really bad because all his proceeds go to trans Lifeline,
Speaker 1: to which I said, well, guess what I donate. I
Speaker 1: sent the money to trans Lifeline. I made a donation,
Speaker 1: did you Yes, of course.
Speaker 2: Because okay, well that's really not I would have seen
Speaker 2: that point.
Speaker 1: No, in Australian dollars, I didn't do seventy five years
Speaker 1: because the red bullshit costs. I think it was twenty six.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now you've spent more than you needed to. Yeah,
Speaker 2: well I.
Speaker 1: Felt because I just knew that I could get in trouble.
Speaker 1: But then when I came to your building today, the
Speaker 1: lady reception was like, oh that's a genuine Connor Rives.
Speaker 1: I can tell because of the thinness.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I didn't really thinness.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's actually quite thin the car.
Speaker 3: I thought it was genuine.
Speaker 1: Thank you, But you're across the controversy. Yes, because if
Speaker 1: you don't buy, you should donate. It's the whole thing.
Speaker 2: I'm sure it is.
Speaker 1: Protect the dolls. When I wore it, Jenna's like, I agree,
Speaker 1: we should protect the La boo boos.
Speaker 2: You've got it, You've got it.
Speaker 3: They need to be protected at all costs.
Speaker 2: Is taking that I really are you're listening to?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Got something on your mind?
Speaker 2: Put up at a couple of Mitchell's on Instagram to
Speaker 2: get yourself on the show? All right? Well, as you know,
Speaker 2: every Monday except for every Monday in twenty twenty five
Speaker 2: until now, we like to get an idiot of ours
Speaker 2: on the phone to share it. Is that just you?
Speaker 2: People didn't know that we were coming back for a
Speaker 2: surprise reunion?
Speaker 1: No, we better.
Speaker 2: So obviously we haven't had anyone putting their hand up
Speaker 2: to come on the show. But we've still got the
Speaker 2: show phone, correct, you know, So we've just maybe we
Speaker 2: should just scroll through the text that we've been sent
Speaker 2: in the past and just call someone out of nowhere.
Speaker 1: Did we get any messages Mitchell after we canceled the show.
Speaker 2: Yes, a lot of like heartbroken one and then we've
Speaker 2: had a few recently been like is this thing still on?
Speaker 2: And I've replied yes, and they're like I feel like
Speaker 2: I'm talking to someone being on the grape. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well you had to buy credit for the phone, didn't you.
Speaker 2: I did so that we could make this phone call.
Speaker 2: So if these pitches don't answer.
Speaker 1: I got so good buying all the stuff a pea
Speaker 1: week on the company card.
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is great. I forgot we have this thing,
Speaker 2: just a line.
Speaker 1: I know it's Jenna.
Speaker 2: The amount of interest me on that shit because it's
Speaker 2: just sitting there.
Speaker 1: It's just cash.
Speaker 3: The dude buy chocolate was expensive.
Speaker 2: I'll send us the receipt. Yeah, I'll reimburse your chick.
Speaker 2: No worries. All right, let's just let's We're gonna just
Speaker 2: ring random numbers. So I'm just gonna scroll through all
Speaker 2: the texts that have been sent to this number, oh
Speaker 2: till nine.
Speaker 1: A zero two took the oscar to nine.
Speaker 2: Let's have a quick look. We've got Steph. We've got
Speaker 2: Ciena from Bendigo if you like.
Speaker 1: Steph is the name of a listener we've had on
Speaker 1: michhow one hundred games.
Speaker 2: I feel like we've got forty steps. Ye, honestly, I agree.
Speaker 2: This text came from Peter. I missed the pod already.
Speaker 2: I wish you all the best, mostly cheery because he's
Speaker 2: the only one that replies to me on instag Jenner
Speaker 2: and Coombs don't love you all.
Speaker 1: Peter, Well, you've got no excuse, Jenna, Mitch just gets
Speaker 1: would get influx.
Speaker 3: Of wh Who's Peter Peter?
Speaker 2: I do get an in flux, but also I'm pretty
Speaker 2: good at replying to people. Sorry, Peter, Peter. Who else?
Speaker 2: Ethan from Mildura?
Speaker 4: We could do an Ethan.
Speaker 2: That guy could be good. We often do women.
Speaker 3: I don't have any messages from a Peter.
Speaker 2: Jenny, you do. He could be like p twenty seven
Speaker 2: whatever the fuck?
Speaker 4: You know? All right?
Speaker 1: Just ring, just ring?
Speaker 2: Are you backing in Ethan for Mildura?
Speaker 1: Back in Ethan from Mijury?
Speaker 2: Should we just like just talk like normal?
Speaker 6: Yay?
Speaker 2: It's mid miss Jenner here.
Speaker 1: Definitely because at the time of recording, he won't know
Speaker 1: that there's no announcement that the show's back.
Speaker 2: But actually, because we're bringing this on everyone.
Speaker 1: He needs to keep it quiet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so all we know is his name Ethan
Speaker 2: from mil Durrett that energy. Does he feel trustworthy? Is
Speaker 2: he going to blab in the Idiots group? Oh my god,
Speaker 2: they're doing a reunion and it's going to be dropping
Speaker 2: from the Monday episode.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think Ethan sounds like a gas bagger. To be fair,
Speaker 1: anyone that listens to this show as a gossip. True,
Speaker 1: we're gonna run the risk with anyonet.
Speaker 2: Just do it, all right, Well, hopefully Ethan from Mildura
Speaker 2: doesn't blab on us. All right, here we go. Come on, Ethan,
Speaker 2: whenever you're ready, mate.
Speaker 4: Ethan, that's Mitch, Mitch and Jenna. Hello, Hello, Ethan.
Speaker 1: It's Mitch, Mitch and Jenner.
Speaker 2: How are you yeah?
Speaker 6: Good? Thanks?
Speaker 2: How are you yeah good? Ethan? What are you up to.
Speaker 1: Studying?
Speaker 6: Pretty much?
Speaker 1: Well, we might leave it to well sorry tunnel, Sorry, Ethan.
Speaker 2: He was not interested. Sorry, if you're I'm this is few.
Speaker 2: If Rove called back, if Princess fucking Diana sent you
Speaker 2: a camea, you'd asked some questions like.
Speaker 1: What that is the response we get from our comeback?
Speaker 2: Hello? If it was just Halloween and you've got a
Speaker 2: trick or treat from Maddie mccanirn, I'll pay you. Pay
Speaker 2: the money, Pay the money, pay the money. You'd have
Speaker 2: a bit of gust some about your response.
Speaker 1: Since you mentioned Maddie mccannon, I'll pay it again. They
Speaker 1: apparently found her, found her killer. I got the problem
Speaker 1: with having that as my legacy joke. Is there anytime
Speaker 1: any updates? In that case happen. My d ms are
Speaker 1: flood with updates on Maddie mccannon, which is good because
Speaker 1: I hope they find her.
Speaker 2: I really do.
Speaker 1: And it looks like they have found the murderer, or
Speaker 1: not murderer, the prime suspect.
Speaker 2: What about Sienna from Bendiga Why not? She sent us
Speaker 2: a few messages, so I feel like the bar is
Speaker 2: already solow.
Speaker 3: Hopefully she's not studying.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Ethan just texted, what the fuck you
Speaker 2: guys are back? War is over?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: We're Where was that week? And we called you?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: Call Heidi or.
Speaker 1: Whatever her name was.
Speaker 2: Closing my eyes, I'm stressed. It's like the bloody cash can.
Speaker 3: Isn't he Hello?
Speaker 1: Hi, Sienna, It's Mitch, Mitch and Jenna?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 6: Is that actually?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh my god, we're.
Speaker 6: Back by Are you serious?
Speaker 2: Yes, we've never been more serious. We're not back for good.
Speaker 2: We're just back for pig week. And we were going
Speaker 2: through the phone you texted us before, so we thought, well,
Speaker 2: we'll see if she wants to do it. Is it
Speaker 2: just may have arrived.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm just an Ida and my phone started ringing.
Speaker 6: This is not what I was expecting to happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we need to do to bring it on. Now
Speaker 1: we need to ask something of you, Margaret. We need
Speaker 1: you not to tell anyone, none of the idiots, because
Speaker 1: no one we're recording this before we put it out,
Speaker 1: obviously obviously that's I'm just explaining it, thank you to
Speaker 1: she's not on the bus and she's not in entertainment.
Speaker 1: She wouldn't get it, Sienna, that you can't blab.
Speaker 6: Okay, I promise. Oh my gosh, I've never felt more
Speaker 6: special in my life.
Speaker 4: Good.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm glad to hear it. Darling. Do you reckon?
Speaker 2: You could pull an? Is it just me? Out of
Speaker 2: your art?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I'm trying to remember what I texted you guys about it.
Speaker 2: Should have it? Oh well, why don't you just have
Speaker 2: a look around on the sh elves at IgA and
Speaker 2: anything jumping to mind.
Speaker 1: We can really spin out a weave a story out
Speaker 1: of anything, like you want to talk about costantly, say,
Speaker 1: if I.
Speaker 2: Read out your in gym, then that kind of spoils.
Speaker 1: The Yeah, yeah, oh here it is.
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Or have you also achieved vehicular manslaughter?
Speaker 2: Wow? That's just what do you have?
Speaker 4: Ciana?
Speaker 6: I've got a good one, relatable.
Speaker 2: All right, Bradley countering, is it just me?
Speaker 6: A sale price is absolutely a joke.
Speaker 1: Yes, I know the tickets because they're like yellow tickets
Speaker 1: on sale, but it's not really a sale because the
Speaker 1: price originally was already in fla.
Speaker 2: If you lift the ticket. Often the special isn't even
Speaker 2: a special, like one as an incentive to it's ten.
Speaker 6: Cents cheaper and they're like, you know, low prices special.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I've recently cottoned onto, like the
Speaker 1: two for eight deal when one of them is just
Speaker 1: four dollars.
Speaker 2: But they're like, but you.
Speaker 1: Can do two for eight.
Speaker 2: I'm like that, you're just doing the math I feel.
Speaker 2: So that's fine. Yeah, you know what in Woolworth, you.
Speaker 6: See the yellow stitches, you're like, yeah, it's got me.
Speaker 6: But then if you lift this grass the same pri totally.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what I really hate at Woolworth and
Speaker 1: maybe some calls now the ticket prices are all electronic.
Speaker 2: I don't like that.
Speaker 1: They're not paper. They update them via the clouds so
Speaker 1: they can go up like petrol prices, but.
Speaker 3: They got literally electronics.
Speaker 1: They've got little TV screens on everything they're not TV screens.
Speaker 1: They're the same technology that's in a kindle. So it's
Speaker 1: like the paper, it's like the ink in it. It
Speaker 1: makes me live it.
Speaker 2: I've never seen that.
Speaker 1: No, I know she's sitting there and I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: this banas for two twenty they've just gone it.
Speaker 2: What sort of.
Speaker 1: Metro like the Fantasy ones?
Speaker 2: So how long have you listened to the show? There, Sienna?
Speaker 6: Actually, since it's not my cup of tea.
Speaker 2: Thank you? Any good specials?
Speaker 6: But well, I've just got some.
Speaker 2: And savoy I'll savoydoyois.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what about anything for pig Week.
Speaker 6: Week coming up?
Speaker 2: Well, that's why we're here, Dylan, So you better go
Speaker 2: to the Chalky Eye.
Speaker 6: Yea, as I should.
Speaker 1: As you know, you should get the cocoa bell of
Speaker 1: the H two coconut water with chocolate. That's what we're drinking.
Speaker 6: I've seen people use that and then heat it up
Speaker 6: and it's almost like a hot, choky genius.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's really good. I mean I tried some just earlier.
Speaker 2: You'll hear it on Monday. You don't want to miss that.
Speaker 1: You're going to have a real laugh when you do it.
Speaker 2: Just in the spirit of pigging. It feels almost healthy.
Speaker 2: It's fucking coconut water and it was trend.
Speaker 3: I did enjoy it.
Speaker 1: Jenna got the do buy chocolate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my.
Speaker 2: Gosh, it's pretty.
Speaker 3: It's delicious.
Speaker 6: Talk for people who don't like the chewing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2: I agree with you completely. Yeah. Now it's not a
Speaker 2: good episode for them to be celebrating our return. We've
Speaker 2: been chipping all time. We have been cheating.
Speaker 1: Anyway, we could talk all day, so nice to chat.
Speaker 1: Do you think you for listening you've missed us, No doubt,
Speaker 1: I'm sure. Could you find a shower void?
Speaker 6: Oh no, I've just been listening to old episodes.
Speaker 1: That's not good.
Speaker 2: People have tried, but it's not possible.
Speaker 1: Statistically, there's no way that you can fill a void.
Speaker 2: Well, we're back for one day and one day only,
Speaker 2: and yeah, thanks you for being part of it. Thanks Hannah, it's.
Speaker 6: Love you guys.
Speaker 2: Figure something out.
Speaker 1: We're not seeing you a prize, but general send you
Speaker 1: some Dubai chocolate or something's okay? Sorry, what sweetheart?
Speaker 2: She was? Thank god? She answered stress too. I know
Speaker 2: it didn't sound like the I g A was super busy.
Speaker 2: Did ITAs are always this small town.
Speaker 1: They the independent Grosses.
Speaker 2: I love a good idea, I do, seriously.
Speaker 1: I love that they're named after the owner of the franchise. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've got a richies a few actually, yeah he does.
Speaker 2: Oh well, they're just greedy and getting a bit your family,
Speaker 2: the layers. Yeah well it guys. On that note, the
Speaker 2: special one off, shall we wrap her up? I guess
Speaker 2: we may as well. We've been yapping on for quite
Speaker 2: a bit, haven't we. We've been waffling, I would say,
Speaker 2: not waffling, yap, yapping.
Speaker 1: I guess it's our job to yap.
Speaker 2: I have missed it. Guys, did I have to be honest?
Speaker 2: Is it the amount of the fly? Was part of
Speaker 2: you kind of worried? Like, am I going to forget
Speaker 2: how to do this? Yeah? A little bit. Now it's
Speaker 2: like riding to bad dogs. We're sing think we are guys.
Speaker 1: I love you. Well, have a treat, come on to one.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a cheesel Mitch, have a sippy coconut
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 3: I'm going to have one of my cupcake.
Speaker 1: I've got a bit of coconut, have some cocoa and
Speaker 1: listening at home. Idiots, we miss you. We still think
Speaker 1: of you, We still engage. We are so grateful for
Speaker 1: you listening to this episode and it's my friend.
Speaker 2: It's not lost on us that you idiots are still
Speaker 2: floating around like it hasn't died off at all. The
Speaker 2: group chats popping off every day. The group is still active,
Speaker 2: and that is like such a compliment to us. Actually,
Speaker 2: it's really nice because we we you know, said all
Speaker 2: the things that we needed to say in the last episode, like, oh,
Speaker 2: it means so much to us that we've built this community,
Speaker 2: which is true, but it's somehow even more true now
Speaker 2: that they're still alive and kicking even though the podcast isn't.
Speaker 2: So that's really nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we love you, and you know, just because this
Speaker 1: is again technically our last episode ever, it doesn't mean
Speaker 1: we're not going to podcast again in the near future
Speaker 1: or the future.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, yeah, it'll happen. This m't be
Speaker 2: the last time we speak into a microphone and now
Speaker 2: in each other's midst.
Speaker 1: That's right. Jenna's holding a cupcake like, we get it.
Speaker 1: You want us to wrap?
Speaker 2: Yeah, can I eat it? Eat fucking bitch. She went
Speaker 2: for the red velvet. That's what I was guys we love. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we will not see you next week, but we will
Speaker 2: see you at some point in the future. Yeah, well
Speaker 2: cut whenever we catch us listening.
Speaker 3: Side is it just me a podcast by a couple
Speaker 3: of miches.
Speaker 2: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast. Welcome to
Speaker 2: add Brief, our secret segment on the end. We pretend
Speaker 2: the show is done, but it's not. We keep it
Speaker 2: just a bit like what we did in early December.
Speaker 2: We pretend to.
Speaker 1: Show done it, but it's not. These last six months
Speaker 1: have just been a giant add brief.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much. It's the longest pause ever. I know.
Speaker 1: It really is high YouTube as well. Look, so we're
Speaker 1: having us. We can see ourselves on the monitor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've screen mirrored my phone. That's filming us to
Speaker 2: the TV. So people who were watching on YouTube, if
Speaker 2: this actually happens, Cheer is confidently saying, we're gonna put
Speaker 2: this on YouTube. We'll see. I'll try. You'll notice if
Speaker 2: you're watching on YouTube that I just keep looking at
Speaker 2: my reflection. You're going, oh, I've got to touch up
Speaker 2: this and flyways over here, fixing my hand my tummy.
Speaker 1: I don't like it, so I'm covering my my I
Speaker 1: love to.
Speaker 2: Sit like this. Have you being really mindful of how
Speaker 2: you cross your legs because you don't want to, you know,
Speaker 2: cover the message of protect the dolls?
Speaker 1: No, I don't. Of course I have like a I'm
Speaker 1: very long, so I have like I look so big
Speaker 1: next to you, Mitchell. If you listen to this show
Speaker 1: for the last five years and you think, wow, what
Speaker 1: do they actually look like? I look humongous next to you.
Speaker 2: You look like Hagrid and I look like Harry Potter
Speaker 2: in seventh grade. However, this is touching my head, and
Speaker 2: this is going to be really interesting for people who
Speaker 2: aren't watching on YouTube, or if it never makes it
Speaker 2: to YouTube. But like, I just want everyone to know
Speaker 2: that these proportions aren't accurate. You're not actually that much
Speaker 2: bigger and tall than me. I look like someone's shrunk me.
Speaker 1: It's not an illusion.
Speaker 3: This is real, but an I'm sitting over here, it's
Speaker 3: not real. I feel like it's because you've got the
Speaker 3: puff in front.
Speaker 2: I've got the l I'm slouching a bit because I've
Speaker 2: got the air of the couch. What if I sit
Speaker 2: up right?
Speaker 1: Oh you're no, I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm slatching. That makes no differences worse.
Speaker 1: I'm sitting on something that is fucking hurting my ass.
Speaker 2: What's his name? Oh you know what this is?
Speaker 1: I don't know why is it in my pocket? I
Speaker 1: take it for good luck. It was when my nan,
Speaker 1: when Kissy passed away, we were very close. She had
Speaker 1: something in a drawer for me, and I was like,
Speaker 1: it's so random because I had jewelry.
Speaker 2: She gave me ear rings and a ring. Whatever. Look
Speaker 2: it's a four leaf clover. Wow, that her brother gave her.
Speaker 2: But it's a hush.
Speaker 1: It's in a piece of resin love heart, but it's
Speaker 1: a real four leaf clover. And then was NaN's maiden
Speaker 1: name was Macbeth's. My my family name is Macbeth and
Speaker 1: her brother was Patrick's and patch like, we were all
Speaker 1: very connected to Ireland.
Speaker 2: And this little.
Speaker 1: Shamrock, this four leaf clover she left to me.
Speaker 4: I don't know what it means, but.
Speaker 1: I remember going into her bedroom.
Speaker 2: Doesn't have been good luck?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, of course, but she thought he needs it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: even through dementia.
Speaker 2: She's like, fuck, you got fire?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just but I haven't, And so I just
Speaker 1: carry it with me. I think I must have had
Speaker 1: a meeting or something.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that's very special and you literally just referred
Speaker 2: to it as a pain in your art.
Speaker 1: What it was, I don't know what it is, but
Speaker 1: I love you Nan, I love you Kissy.
Speaker 2: I miss your kithy for kissing seriously. Now I also
Speaker 2: got some possible spell it with a double lie, like
Speaker 2: you caught her.
Speaker 1: No no k I S s I E kissy Kissy kilera.
Speaker 1: But she was bullied so she changed it to Claire.
Speaker 2: I like kissy kith Kilaria has a ring to it anyway.
Speaker 1: Everyone at the way because she changed it when she
Speaker 1: was like twelve or thirteen and she died four.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you get a permission note like an excursion? No.
Speaker 1: Back in those days, you just saw like just said
Speaker 1: it differently and then it would happen like it wasn't illegal.
Speaker 1: But she at her celebration of life, everyone was like,
Speaker 1: are we the wrong?
Speaker 2: Who's kissy?
Speaker 1: Like no one knew her as kissing. It was only
Speaker 1: the family sort of neew. You know her last moments
Speaker 1: because your nan has dementia, so you know what it's
Speaker 1: like to get like a moment of lucidity and when
Speaker 1: they're fully cognizant and with it and she hadn't been
Speaker 1: even been verbal for like a couple of weeks or months.
Speaker 2: So I go and sit with her two days before
Speaker 2: she died, and she.
Speaker 1: Looks at me and she goes, Mitchell, Oh, Mitchell, my
Speaker 1: Mitchell holds my hand and there was the last time
Speaker 1: I spoke to her. But it was such a nice
Speaker 1: final moment because there was just months of her not
Speaker 1: even knowing who was in the room. So I'll take
Speaker 1: that away of.
Speaker 2: Like, Nan hasn't gotten to that point yet. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: gets hard me. I don't think she's been fully lucid
Speaker 2: and the whole time I've been alive, right right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's still the point where it's these little things
Speaker 2: like we went and visited her over Easter in the
Speaker 2: nursing home. Oh she's in a home. Yeah, and my
Speaker 2: sister had already visited her with you know, all of
Speaker 2: my nieces and nephew and we walked in and she goes, hello, Dane,
Speaker 2: and did you guys just get down yesterday? Nico's like,
Speaker 2: I was fucking here on Monday. But that was a
Speaker 2: wasted time, clearly because you forgot that I visited.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just little things like that, but yeah, yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: when they go nonverbal. That's the hardest because it's like
Speaker 1: it's easy that it's not easy, but it is an
Speaker 1: easier blow to deal with because you already kind of
Speaker 1: mourn their person because yeah, you've lost them, you know,
Speaker 1: before they actually physically die. That's the whole thing. We
Speaker 1: hope this podcast now, well, you know we've got to
Speaker 1: talk about while we're all still in our twenties or sorry, John,
Speaker 1: but you look so good.
Speaker 4: Thank you all that.
Speaker 1: Money from the Liberal Party funding your the mere skin
Speaker 1: care collection, the lace. Yeah, can you believe I'm thirty
Speaker 1: this year?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're doing anything? You have a party? I
Speaker 2: bet you are. Because you made such a big deal
Speaker 2: for an insignificant birthday, like a twenty eighth I had
Speaker 2: to say a fucking speech. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: It was so miffed that you would put on the spot.
Speaker 1: Dad was like, come on, cumsel whatever he calls.
Speaker 2: No, no, I recognize sword. But you I then put
Speaker 2: you on the spot to say speech at my birthday
Speaker 2: and you fucking a flopped.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's terrified. Yeah, it's a bit of a big ask,
Speaker 2: isn't it.
Speaker 1: Calling out meat raffle numbers mid speech?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, side note, Jenna, can I tell you something? Yes?
Speaker 2: You know how like my local bowlo is my church? Yes? Yes,
Speaker 2: I go there every Friday and Sunday. Yep, even nless
Speaker 2: I've got something else on it. It's like my default.
Speaker 2: It's what I do. So because all the friends of
Speaker 2: mine in this suburb, we all just catch up there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and a friend and I walked in and we were like, oh,
Speaker 2: none of our people are here. And there were all
Speaker 2: these screaming kids who were like, actually, this isn't a vibe.
Speaker 2: Let's go. And so as we're walking out to exit
Speaker 2: after being there for twenty seconds, we spot Mitchell's former
Speaker 2: producer Grace walking in. I said, oh, Darling, gave her
Speaker 2: a hug, what are you doing here? And she goes, oh,
Speaker 2: Cheer is inside?
Speaker 1: What what?
Speaker 2: And I'm getting dinner. This is a unique sort of
Speaker 2: betrayal I've not had to conquer before.
Speaker 1: A betrayal.
Speaker 2: He went to my bublo without me and didn't tell
Speaker 2: me that's that's me. Isn't that so buddy? Like me
Speaker 2: eating the can cherry sandwich at whatever cap It is different.
Speaker 1: Cronulla is remote, you'd have to travel. You're not in
Speaker 1: a remote it you live in the metropolitan region, so
Speaker 1: I'm also around here for work and what other things. So,
Speaker 1: but if you would have come to Cronulla, it's like
Speaker 1: an event.
Speaker 2: Well, you best believe if I go to Cannula, I'm
Speaker 2: not saying it will no, don't well, I'm not saying
Speaker 2: a word. Like if if Grace hadn't told me and
Speaker 2: I had gone inside, I just wouldn't have seen you.
Speaker 2: I'll have you know that.
Speaker 1: I checked on find mine.
Speaker 2: He did tell me. I checked far. I saw that
Speaker 2: you were on your way. I knew I might.
Speaker 1: Mitches coming ship.
Speaker 2: I was already walking there. And guess what I won
Speaker 2: The Easter meat raffle, of course, but not the seafood.
Speaker 2: So you won't get food.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I got fucking Gilladia from some off
Speaker 1: prawn I remember that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So it'd be like me going to Zomba without Eugen
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 3: That's rude.
Speaker 1: It'd be like Monica going to Central Perk without Chandy.
Speaker 2: No, no shit. Similarly, anyway, I've tried.
Speaker 1: Going to the emergency room without Sandra.
Speaker 2: Oh can you imagine that? Surprised that was? I was like,
Speaker 2: what do you mean he's inside?
Speaker 1: Now, you would have been shock.
Speaker 2: I'm shocked Sandy going to the Crusty Crab without Patrick.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Sean, I'm worried about him. Check his fine mine.
Speaker 2: I can if you want, but he doesn't usually get
Speaker 2: home for another half hour and get out. I don't
Speaker 2: think we should keep going for another half hour. This
Speaker 2: is like turning into fucking Titanic. We're gonna have to
Speaker 2: have a second disc of Halfway.
Speaker 3: With Sean for a bit. You I worked with Sean
Speaker 3: for a bit.
Speaker 2: I actually hang on, you're also backsavs man, because without
Speaker 2: telling me, Sean goes, oh, yeah, Jenna came into work
Speaker 2: today and I said, what as in where he works?
Speaker 2: Parliament House? I saw that selfie and I said, what
Speaker 2: the fuck was Jenna doing at Parliament House?
Speaker 1: Auntie Susan was in town mate.
Speaker 2: He employed her to come in and give a social
Speaker 2: media one a one workshop to all the boomer politicians.
Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: These two wouldn't know each other if not for me,
Speaker 2: And yet I wasn't in the loop. I know it's
Speaker 2: none of my business, but I was like, how the
Speaker 2: fuck did I not know this is happening? It was
Speaker 2: so funny you had no idea.
Speaker 1: All right, Pauline, this is called a tictop Funabe, we
Speaker 1: don't swipe up anymore.
Speaker 2: It's Lincoln story.
Speaker 4: Oh Jenna, how was that?
Speaker 2: It was really fun? Actually, well, we both betrayed.
Speaker 1: You were terrible friends.
Speaker 5: You know that.
Speaker 2: Sean was thrilled because he said to me, like a
Speaker 2: week before your little stint in Parliament that he gave
Speaker 2: his sister a tour of Parliament House and she was
Speaker 2: like whatever, and same deal when he gave me a
Speaker 2: tour of Parlament House. I was like, I don't give
Speaker 2: a fuck. And he goes, no one if it's excited
Speaker 2: about my Parliament House tours. But you can imagine Jenna.
Speaker 2: She goes, this is so cool. Can I take photos?
Speaker 2: I was like, can we go into that room?
Speaker 3: It was a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: Who did you teach? Like, did you actually teach parliamentary? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What how to use social media? And what had to
Speaker 1: not like gay porn on the Twitter account? Yes?
Speaker 3: Pretty much. But the tour was so much fun. Now
Speaker 3: every time I bought past them, like, I know.
Speaker 1: That room, that's really funny. I've been there for a
Speaker 1: school excursion. You have to go through the metal detective
Speaker 1: the security.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, I'd be interested in it. That's quite cool.
Speaker 1: Tell Sean I'd love to come.
Speaker 2: He would fucking do that at the drop of a
Speaker 2: hot Yeah.
Speaker 1: I still love doing radio tours for friends and family,
Speaker 1: like that was a fun novelty working in a radio station.
Speaker 1: Remember we take everyone around.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that'd be fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it was the biggest flex in my life.
Speaker 2: When I took mom to work for the day and
Speaker 2: she met Jess Row, Oh my god, that was gorgeous.
Speaker 1: We couldn't shut them up, oh genuinely, like they would
Speaker 1: not stop talking. And then your mom started just bleeding
Speaker 1: from the heart, Jess as a country woman. What are
Speaker 1: you talking about? Jane?
Speaker 2: I know, like I don't plan to edit this episode,
Speaker 2: but fuck me there.
Speaker 1: Well, guys, thank you for listening to this little bonus.
Speaker 1: It's been fun. Back to eternal rest for us.
Speaker 2: We're just gonna We're like sleeping beauty. We're just waiting
Speaker 2: for someone to come kiss. It's a way totally.
Speaker 1: We're like in Futurama, how Frye was frozen for a
Speaker 1: bit then came back and all was good and it
Speaker 1: was quite funny.
Speaker 2: Have you got a similar for us?
Speaker 5: It's like when Ellen Pompeo left Gray's Anatomy, but she
Speaker 5: still narrates it and comes back every now and then.
Speaker 1: Oh, she not in it anymore, No, not as much.
Speaker 3: She's not in every episode, but she does narrate every episode.
Speaker 2: Possibly they could be voice cloning the bell.
Speaker 3: That's actually a good point.
Speaker 1: You know what everyone else has been doing AI radio
Speaker 1: shows AI AI AI.
Speaker 2: We did it first. We did it before it was
Speaker 2: even and it.
Speaker 3: Was terrible, horrible.
Speaker 1: I heard Kyle and Jackie I rip our segment off.
Speaker 2: They did it.
Speaker 1: Remember when I'm happy to out them when they stole
Speaker 1: Coughing Fit Chicken.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was when It's funny we our first.
Speaker 1: Ever segment, cough Fit Chicken, which went viral. It was
Speaker 1: so funny where Mitchard, dammit to call someone and cough
Speaker 1: call them so hello and then just cough.
Speaker 2: Call Ethan back to demonstrate just call him back. Sorry,
Speaker 2: just as you were.
Speaker 1: Wrapping it up, you may as well. We can you
Speaker 1: know show through telling.
Speaker 2: Coughing Fit Chicken works as as follows. You call someone,
Speaker 2: you break out into a coughing fit, and see how
Speaker 2: long it takes them to hang up. You just got
Speaker 2: to persist with the coughing all right, but we had
Speaker 2: to stop because it really flared up my seasonal asthma.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got bad.
Speaker 2: You've had cough rest for a while. You'll be fine.
Speaker 2: I'll say hi though. Yeah, you have to chat for
Speaker 2: ten seconds or something. Ethan, Hello, Ethan, Yeah, it's Mitch Jury.
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: All right? How are you?
Speaker 2: Sorry? What are you starting for?
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm gonna have a snack you you tell me?
Speaker 2: Was it physics?
Speaker 6: Yeah, sure, you'll go with that.
Speaker 2: Ee been on the bake? You're still there? Eapy? Ethan?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what was it science?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: As hang Sorry Donnel, bye and happy studying.
Speaker 2: Love you. Huh get rid of it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, guys, all that that five years of vocal rest.
Speaker 1: I'm ready to bring it back.
Speaker 2: I think that was one of your best've always done.
Speaker 1: Our boss at Kiss saw our social media success, so
Speaker 1: he's like, hey, Kyle and Jack are doing it and
Speaker 1: they're calling it.
Speaker 2: It was like coughing fit dog, remember, But yeah they
Speaker 2: stole it and blow Ryan was the one doing the coughing,
Speaker 2: Like the smoke is lung like you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've done smoke. By the way, I don't know
Speaker 1: what's wrong.
Speaker 2: So you've actually I don't know if it has anything
Speaker 2: to do with the hot girl walks or some shit,
Speaker 2: but you've taken a step back. It used to be
Speaker 2: way more chesty.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 2: It's because I run. I'm quite fit, unfortunately. Sorry, Ethan
Speaker 2: just texted. Just got Surrey tunneled. Feels so privileged. You're welcome, Ethan,
Speaker 2: You're welcome. Allright.
Speaker 1: Well, on that note, thank you for listening. We love
Speaker 1: you and we will see you.
Speaker 2: Who knows when. We hope this podcast made you feel
Speaker 2: at least two percent better today. That's all just two percent. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so we do, we do so we joy pick week.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 2: We love ya. See you when we're looking at your dogs. Hello,
Speaker 2: is it just me?
Speaker 3: A podcast by a couple of meters.
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