WEBVTT - MINI: Hair Talk

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<v Speaker 1>Got anything good.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yesterday I was given a series of errands by my

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<v Speaker 1>wife to go and I actually think she want to

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<v Speaker 1>be out of the house for two hours.

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<v Speaker 3>And I think I've had some recently saying this.

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<v Speaker 1>But now that my wife and I are empty nace

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<v Speaker 1>at Nesta's, my wife has sensibly got something very big

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<v Speaker 1>and new win her life.

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<v Speaker 3>At the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>She's gone to back to college. She's at university at

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<v Speaker 1>the Trope. She's doing a master's degree. So it's very

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<v Speaker 1>intense for the next two years. Okay, it's lots of studying.

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<v Speaker 1>She's just in the videos. And yesterday it was like

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<v Speaker 1>an angry student the house. It was, you know, she's

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<v Speaker 1>got format the essays to some triple A. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what it is, but and she and I could

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<v Speaker 1>tell just my presence even though I was like, hey, would.

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<v Speaker 3>You like me to make you're a cup of team?

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<v Speaker 2>Not right now, you can't do flash cards or anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but we're now master's level on this guy is

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<v Speaker 1>not a master of anything. So anyway, yes, said she

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<v Speaker 1>actually know we really helpful. Chris suddenly realize we's going

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<v Speaker 1>through these starts, this is a two hours she just

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<v Speaker 1>needs me away, so I'll gladly go and do these personally.

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<v Speaker 3>I do is go to a friend of hers called Anna.

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<v Speaker 3>I need to go to Anna's and pick something.

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<v Speaker 4>Up for me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna door chat to Anna. And then she

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<v Speaker 1>has me box and I go just out of interest

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<v Speaker 1>and know what, why am I actually picking up She

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<v Speaker 1>because you don't know, Oh, this might be.

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<v Speaker 3>Very expensive box.

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<v Speaker 1>Then she goes Sarah wants to borrow this Dyson thing,

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<v Speaker 1>some new Dison thing to try her hair, when oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't need that box. She has an air rap

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<v Speaker 1>or in my wife going no, you've had an air rap.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't need another Dyson product in the house. One

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<v Speaker 1>of our daughters when we moved out. I didn't realize

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<v Speaker 1>this has stopped stolen Dyson air rap and these things

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<v Speaker 1>are not cheap. So I now know which daughter it is.

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, I can only protect you for so long.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, she's now found out I.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't know this is the thing that women just talk about.

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<v Speaker 3>She's now found out that there's some new Dison thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure I'm getting the title wrong, something like a

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<v Speaker 1>wet dry And I went, what's this to her friend

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<v Speaker 1>and and she goes, oh, this works on wet hair. Went,

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<v Speaker 1>but the hair dryers have that's hair, that's what they do.

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<v Speaker 1>She says, no, no, no, not if you've got frizzy hair.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife has very frizzy hair. On a hair dry

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<v Speaker 1>it would take at least forty five minutes. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>make any sense to dry it right otherwise it's it

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<v Speaker 1>looks like some sort of gonk.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, you know when like a banshee. It's just

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<v Speaker 3>like if.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a minute under forty five minutes of hair dry

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<v Speaker 1>drives me nuts because I'm like, please, can we go

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<v Speaker 1>out and then go jommy, looking at this, get back into.

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<v Speaker 3>The hair drive.

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<v Speaker 2>In the eighties it was desirable to look like that.

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<v Speaker 3>But now look far a facet hair.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's like it's like a fizzgog and go fizz gog,

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<v Speaker 1>get back in the hair drying.

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<v Speaker 3>So have you heard about these things? Now?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, it's a straightener and it not only tries you're here,

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<v Speaker 5>but it straightens it at the same time. Is that

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<v Speaker 5>the same thing? It has to be because there's only

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<v Speaker 5>the blow dryer, the ear wrap and this whizbang news

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<v Speaker 5>straight Now.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a new thing, and not just that a friend

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<v Speaker 1>and we kept saying to me these five times, please

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<v Speaker 1>don't dry.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to do what now?

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<v Speaker 1>You mention it, kicking it down the road just to

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<v Speaker 1>see what happens to it.

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<v Speaker 2>So those things are so expensive. I remember bankor one

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<v Speaker 2>Christmas after an air wrap, it's like dry, Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sure we can get that. Google it.

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<v Speaker 3>What the outlet?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, When I have this, and then I'll never need

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<v Speaker 2>to know any other piece.

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<v Speaker 3>Again, it's like buying a dice.

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<v Speaker 1>And vacuum's got eighty seven different.

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<v Speaker 3>Attachments, so good.

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<v Speaker 2>Broom.

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<v Speaker 1>So what is this thing that can be used revenue

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<v Speaker 1>on where happened?

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<v Speaker 2>One of the fifteen attachments on the air doesn't already

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<v Speaker 2>do what you think?

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<v Speaker 5>So it's a straight the dryer, yes, I believe so, yes,

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<v Speaker 5>whereas normally like you know what it's actually it's actually

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<v Speaker 5>saving you guys money.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you telling me this, it is I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so stupid.

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<v Speaker 5>And you don't need dry them then you don't need

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<v Speaker 5>a blow dry, you don't need the separate straightener, so

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<v Speaker 5>you're saving money. It's it's like a three and one.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a may Z.

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<v Speaker 1>See this is this is a whole of the network.

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<v Speaker 1>Caitlyn's jumping up and down. Here do you know about

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<v Speaker 1>this thing?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's the Dyson Air Straight, so it does both.

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<v Speaker 4>It actually won the Best Invention in twenty twenty three.

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<v Speaker 2>Well guy, that award show.

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<v Speaker 1>First I've mentioned it was name, then use it twenty

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<v Speaker 1>twenty three, Patsy.

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<v Speaker 3>What's this year's or last year's best invention? It some

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<v Speaker 3>intention just said.

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<v Speaker 4>Times claimed it to be in the twenty twenty three best.

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<v Speaker 2>Get a list of some of the others.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's take a break. We were to find

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<v Speaker 1>out in the last ten years one have won Best Invention.

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<v Speaker 6>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yesterday, I was giving a series of errands to do

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<v Speaker 1>by my wife for one of us to go around

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<v Speaker 1>to our friend's house pick up something, some new Dyson thing.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife had this air rapp and I know a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of you listened to this right now.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh my god, it's amazing. It does eighty seven thing.

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<v Speaker 7>It actually earns you money. Why, hair, it's some new visual.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you think it was called? Patsy? What was straight?

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<v Speaker 6>Now?

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<v Speaker 5>Caitlan had it?

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<v Speaker 6>What was it?

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<v Speaker 1>Kitlyn?

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<v Speaker 3>Macha what's it? It's a straighter dryer. What's it called?

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry, what's it called air dryer?

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<v Speaker 5>Air dryer as opposed to hair dryer?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, no, sorry, I'm wrong. A straight so it takes

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<v Speaker 4>it from wit to straight.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, that is it? Yes, but I thought that's what

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<v Speaker 3>the air rat was.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the air round?

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<v Speaker 3>Like an idiot.

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<v Speaker 6>Testicle about this genitals in there? Must know how to

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<v Speaker 6>dry hair with a.

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<v Speaker 5>Cow It suns the hair around a wand and actually

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<v Speaker 5>gives it that beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>The first month Baker had it was tutorials every day

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<v Speaker 2>for different attachments.

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<v Speaker 3>YouTube video.

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<v Speaker 5>It's all about the angle jack monitor.

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<v Speaker 1>Trisha up to Christian. This is what Sarah wants. It's

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<v Speaker 1>available on tv SN. They currently have a super sail

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<v Speaker 1>on not fowarding that onto her. It is my birth

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<v Speaker 1>next Monday, right assist my wife? Do you know any

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<v Speaker 1>gift ideas of the weekend? Can you just busy the one?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you want chat GPT? I can get your feeling

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm going to be getting myself this hair track

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<v Speaker 1>with my wife just to have a happy home life.

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<v Speaker 3>Soia we found out.

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<v Speaker 1>But just Kan said that this Dyson new contraption right

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<v Speaker 1>one best invention in the world. You think all the

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<v Speaker 1>stumps is being invented all the time right now, But

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<v Speaker 1>this is in twenty twenty three, Is that right?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 8>Time magazine do a list every year of the best

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<v Speaker 8>inventions of the year, and I expected it would be,

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<v Speaker 8>you know, incredible, mind blowing inventions, but I don't. I

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<v Speaker 8>don't think it had a Young chart trolley, Yes, exactly,

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<v Speaker 8>an Ai Young chart trolley. One of the inventions that

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<v Speaker 8>it beat was a new type of white paint that's

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<v Speaker 8>apparently the whitest paint ever.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just really so, what's the benefit of that?

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<v Speaker 3>Though? It's just whitter than white paint.

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<v Speaker 2>Or just pretty white paint.

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<v Speaker 8>The white house is pretty white, but this would be

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<v Speaker 8>whiter and.

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<v Speaker 5>You'd be blinded.

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<v Speaker 8>They've also invented a next gen avocado, which is exactly like.

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<v Speaker 1>That has only been that's been scientists down under here?

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<v Speaker 1>Hasn't it worked on the next gen of avocado? Just

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<v Speaker 1>smear over toast.

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<v Speaker 8>It's exactly like a normal avocado, but it has a

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<v Speaker 8>slightly more floral flavor.

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<v Speaker 1>You're kidding me, I think benefiting human kind?

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<v Speaker 3>Are they? So?

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<v Speaker 2>Back in the day, was it like they were awarding

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<v Speaker 2>the fridge, yeah, the printing press yeah yeah, and now

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<v Speaker 2>we've run yeah, normal household.

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<v Speaker 3>What's happening?

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<v Speaker 5>If that invented an avocado that didn't go off so quick,

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<v Speaker 5>I would buy that.

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<v Speaker 3>That actually is a good idea, Patsy.

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<v Speaker 8>You actually have an amazing recommendation for you. I'll have

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<v Speaker 8>to get the name from my mum. There are these

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<v Speaker 8>new bags that you put your groceries in, like your

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<v Speaker 8>fresh fruit, and it keeps it for months. It keeps

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<v Speaker 8>it fresh for months.

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<v Speaker 2>Not just a ziplock bag.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, it's not a ziploc bag.

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<v Speaker 8>It's like it's just like a sort of meshy kind

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<v Speaker 8>of air bag.

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