WEBVTT - #60: Gaslighting Jenna (again)

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<v Speaker 1>People do some weird shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney sell several meters from a

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<v Speaker 2>trapeze while performing in the musical Pivot.

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<v Speaker 3>Sell the things that make more sense than others.

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<v Speaker 1>Bring pikes, nurseries, pikes, p y k e s Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>why I Hey?

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<v Speaker 3>As in kill hey?

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<v Speaker 1>Why?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adultshood?

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<v Speaker 2>Why is your life so expensive? I'm not even having

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<v Speaker 2>a good child. Is just.

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<v Speaker 1>A couple of mitches? What about me?

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<v Speaker 4>Don't forget.

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<v Speaker 1>He is MITUREI and.

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<v Speaker 2>Gooday guys, welcome to the show. How are we Mitchell?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't leave me hanging?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm here too.

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<v Speaker 5>Hi.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that third wheel, grounds keeper general as always? God,

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<v Speaker 2>what's up yours?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in a fucking foul mood this week? I had

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<v Speaker 1>for no reason whatsoever. I've just woken up on the

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<v Speaker 1>wrong side of the bed.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that metaphorical or is that something that actually fucks

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<v Speaker 2>people off? Waking up on the wrong side of the

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<v Speaker 2>bed because you actually share a bed with your boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like that will be.

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<v Speaker 1>If I woke up on the wrong side of bed,

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<v Speaker 1>Hayden would be dead. It'd killed was like, oh I

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<v Speaker 1>woke up very grummy. He's like, can I make your breakfast?

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<v Speaker 1>I like shut, I didn't. I didn't truly, But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just in one of those moods. No one can show

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<v Speaker 1>me up, no one.

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<v Speaker 2>I needn't bother then, all right, don't even I was

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<v Speaker 2>gonna say, am I going to have to try and

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<v Speaker 2>fill the void and be really cheery and positive because

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<v Speaker 2>that's going to be very difficult.

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<v Speaker 1>You're going to have to be me.

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<v Speaker 4>I wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Jenna was in a foul mood last week. Now it's

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<v Speaker 2>your turn. It's making it really difficult for me to

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<v Speaker 2>find my place. If I'm not the bitch of the piece,

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<v Speaker 2>then what am I?

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<v Speaker 1>Some bubbles too?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, that'll cheer you up, surely. I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>we've been drunk more often than not so far into

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<v Speaker 2>three podcast. Okay, if it's for our sixtieth episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it is our sixtieth, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? Yes, surely that'll put a smile on your face.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it should, but cheer up. No, I'm still sad

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<v Speaker 1>happy sixtieth thought, you too, don't even have any music

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<v Speaker 1>to celebrate.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got to tell you sixtieths not that special an occasion.

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<v Speaker 2>I did google it. I was like, what are sixtieth traditions?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so celebrate on all the music. Oh I already

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<v Speaker 1>had it on the wall, but I forgot, so it's here.

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<v Speaker 1>She'd have it. Sorry everyone, Yes, what's the celebratory.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was like, are there any sixtieth traditions for

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<v Speaker 2>you know, sixtieth birthday? Sixtieth anniversary? Is that we could

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<v Speaker 2>you know, take inspiration from? And fuck, I found the

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<v Speaker 2>most boring gift list of my life. It's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>here are some gift ideas for your sixtieth wedding anniversary.

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<v Speaker 1>Because there are gifts you're supposed to get at the

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<v Speaker 1>different tiers, right like ten years as would and then

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<v Speaker 1>ten fifteen years.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if we're going off annivers thary, that's six fifth episode.

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<v Speaker 2>If we're treating that like an annivers thary, we should

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<v Speaker 2>be getting a letter from the queen the status. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like the diamond anniversary, so were any diamonds true? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 2>This is the gift recommendation that I found for a

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<v Speaker 2>sixtieth anniversaries. But couples to give to each other a

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<v Speaker 2>new front load washer and dryer to help keep the

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<v Speaker 2>home tidy. Oh dear, A comfy new mattress to give

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<v Speaker 2>you and your loved one a better night's rest.

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<v Speaker 4>That's quite nice.

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<v Speaker 2>A treadmill to keep you and your spouse in shape.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a bit rude.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a vacuum cleaning robot that will keep your

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<v Speaker 2>flaws clean. Things. These are things that I get excited

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<v Speaker 2>about now. I'm not waiting for sixty years of marriage.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh I wish I got that when I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was imagine getting to sixty years of marriage with someone.

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<v Speaker 1>But this is probably written for a heterosexual couple. So

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<v Speaker 1>a man and a woman and getting given a.

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<v Speaker 2>Romba, getting given a fucking slow cooker. I'd be furious.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd think that they would actually have all these things already, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>have they gone sixty years of marriage without a mattress?

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<v Speaker 1>Finally we can buy a seed?

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<v Speaker 5>Why are you complaining on my sixties burnt at the

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<v Speaker 5>stake in front of two thousand, three hundred people.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, what an amount of people.

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<v Speaker 2>We get it. You know you've lived multiple LOLd We

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<v Speaker 2>get it anyway. Everyone now coming up later today, you

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<v Speaker 2>might remember last week Mitchell said that he you know,

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<v Speaker 2>being a radio announcer is really good at hitting the post,

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<v Speaker 2>which is where no, you don't like to us at all.

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<v Speaker 2>You mentioned that you're really good at hitting the post,

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<v Speaker 2>which is the term they used for when you know

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<v Speaker 2>how radio announcers talk over the intro of a song

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<v Speaker 2>and they stopped talking as soon as the lyrics starts.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds really slick and smooth. You were like, Oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>can do that without fail. It's it's in my genes. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>we're doing a hit the post challenge. I've got a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of songs that a little out of your comfort

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<v Speaker 2>zone to see if you can just feel it in

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<v Speaker 2>your waters. I think I can as a gifted radio announcer.

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<v Speaker 2>See if you can do it, I'll.

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<v Speaker 1>Be rumpy doing it. Here's Rihanna enjoy kiss.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's coming up later on. And another thing, guys, Hi,

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<v Speaker 2>we just we've recorded this separately. Jenna's not in the

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<v Speaker 2>rooms in.

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<v Speaker 1>The bathroom shit.

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<v Speaker 2>So this hit the post challenge that we're doing later

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<v Speaker 2>on in the show, it is that, but it is

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<v Speaker 2>also another round of this lighting Jenny, we got it good.

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<v Speaker 2>What's a little bit of mental turmoil between friends?

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<v Speaker 5>You know?

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<v Speaker 2>We love to make her question her own sanity. What

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<v Speaker 2>we're going to do in this hit the Post challenge

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<v Speaker 2>is give Jenner a go, and we're going to play

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<v Speaker 2>a song with no lyrics and see how long it

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<v Speaker 2>takes her to realize that it's just an instrumental.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, it's an instrumental. So where the post starts,

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<v Speaker 1>there's nothing, it's just.

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<v Speaker 2>No And so we're going to see how long it

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<v Speaker 2>takes her to realize she's going to start going insane,

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<v Speaker 2>being like what the fuck? Where are the lyrics?

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<v Speaker 1>Where the lyrics exactly what we want? All right? Enjoy?

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<v Speaker 2>So that'll happen later on where.

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<v Speaker 1>We plus, I have another mispronunciation.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been a while since we've had a mispronunciation.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And you know what I've noticed, like the world

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<v Speaker 1>is loving mispronunciations. There's trends for mispronunciation. You had another

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<v Speaker 1>one about gorilla or something or yogurt? What was it?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Prince Harry said that his son's first word was crocodile. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and he goes three syllables and I was like, isn't

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<v Speaker 2>it four crocco dial?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently I'm wrong. And I every time I refresh my Instagram,

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<v Speaker 2>I get more comments saying you're wrong, you're wrong, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, it's been two weeks. I get it, I'm wrong,

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<v Speaker 2>you're wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>People love it, people love mispronunciations.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's one. Is this one an extra syllable or

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<v Speaker 2>just a mispronunciation in general?

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<v Speaker 1>Mis pronunciation in general? Right? Okay, the same amount of syllables.

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<v Speaker 1>It's from a brit a brit in power mind you,

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<v Speaker 1>and it is so simple. Let's bring it back to basics. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a word that no one should be mispronunciation, mispronouncing.

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<v Speaker 2>Move on. Can I just say something though? On the

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<v Speaker 2>topic of mispronunciations, The most infamous one on this show is,

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<v Speaker 2>of course, when you added an extra syllable to the

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<v Speaker 2>word mind.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a perp Blians.

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<v Speaker 2>You've just always said b Lion's wrong your whole life.

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, it's two syllables because there's two claps lions. Yes, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I've been inundated with comments like I just mentioned, and

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<v Speaker 2>apparently I've been counting syllables wrong my whole life.

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<v Speaker 4>You're wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't do claps, so blions.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we were all taught in school.

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<v Speaker 2>You put your hand under your chin sort of like

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<v Speaker 2>a little like a centimeter away from your chin.

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<v Speaker 1>You're posing for a photo.

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<v Speaker 2>No, yeah, there's a gap between your chin and your hand.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you count how many times your mouth touches

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<v Speaker 2>it as you say the word. So lions, it touched

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<v Speaker 2>it once.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me blind lions. I've got two chains to touch.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't work for everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, apparently that's how you measure syllable so kroco diial

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<v Speaker 2>I still only touched it three timesimes my ten a

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<v Speaker 2>fucking Bogue and Gate Public School. How did you teach

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<v Speaker 2>me the wrong way?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we have another one coming up later in the show.

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<v Speaker 1>We will get to it. Let's start though. If it

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<v Speaker 1>is your first time listening, this is it just me

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<v Speaker 1>brought to you. I Red Rooster. You can try the

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<v Speaker 1>new crunchy fried chicken today.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, you got to It's so good and.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting ads for it. It must have hurt the crunch

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<v Speaker 1>in the car too. I got a Red Rooster roll

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<v Speaker 1>the other night on the way home through drive through

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<v Speaker 1>the same drive through that is near your house.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so proud of you. You went out of your

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<v Speaker 2>way to go to Red Ruster.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a twenty minute detour peak Hower traffic, crunchy

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<v Speaker 1>fried chicken's amazing. So, guys, you just have to try it.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta tell you. You know how sometimes when you

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<v Speaker 2>get takeaway fried chicken, the crumb kind of just falls

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<v Speaker 2>off and it's a bit soggy.

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<v Speaker 1>Like a shell.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the synergy between the chicken itself and the actual

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<v Speaker 2>fried the fried chicken crumb. Oh, it's just something else.

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<v Speaker 2>They get a long baby. They fucking work hand in hand.

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<v Speaker 3>They really do.

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<v Speaker 2>The chicken.

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<v Speaker 5>Guys, it's not it's not oily at all.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's not.

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<v Speaker 4>So it makes you feel better about yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, you just you have to try it. If you

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<v Speaker 1>haven't gone, get it. Let's kick off the show the

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<v Speaker 1>same way we do every week with it. Is it

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<v Speaker 1>just me? Each? I have one, Mitch has one. It's

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<v Speaker 1>some thing that we noticed, something we hate or appreciate.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to go first because this is something that

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<v Speaker 1>hay And won't shut up about and something that people

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<v Speaker 1>really have embraced in this country. Married at first sight,

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go. Is it just me? Do you think

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<v Speaker 1>Bryce from Maths is the biggest dickhead this country has

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<v Speaker 1>seen since Harold Hold? I don't know. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>The dickhead. Yes, went missing in an ocean. He went missing.

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<v Speaker 1>He was lovely to me packed beach.

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<v Speaker 2>What a dickhead.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not fair.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't compare price.

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<v Speaker 1>No, maybe the you know they named a pool after him.

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<v Speaker 1>How ironic they named it pool after the prime minister

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<v Speaker 1>that went missing from swimming.

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<v Speaker 6>That's that's and also off topic, putting a pool on

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<v Speaker 6>the rooftop of the Cecil Hotel where Lisa Lamb drowned.

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<v Speaker 5>There they are, Oh my god, anyway back on Too's

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<v Speaker 5>it a good analogy on my bat No, I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Happy we've we've done this whole. Let's just sit here

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<v Speaker 2>for a while. The Titanic, let's talk about other iconic drownings.

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<v Speaker 2>What did you make of that?

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<v Speaker 1>That's like someone out your dad having a heart attack.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you're naming your first born after him, Like we're

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<v Speaker 1>naming your first born cardiac, Like it's a FEEDI cardiac. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>Bryce is a knob. I don't watch Married at First Site,

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<v Speaker 1>But from the clips I've seen and from what Hayden

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<v Speaker 1>has told me, he's obsessed with the show. He has

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<v Speaker 1>to do for work. People are talking about Bryce.

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<v Speaker 5>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't watch Married at First Sight, it's an

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<v Speaker 1>Australian reality show. We pioneered the concept. It's actually pretty big.

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<v Speaker 1>It's get some massive ratings and it's on at the moment. Essentially,

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<v Speaker 1>you go in blind man and a woman, you get

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<v Speaker 1>married on the spot, and then the rest of the

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<v Speaker 1>show is the fallout from there.

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<v Speaker 2>And so called experts. Yeah, pair these people up accordingly

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<v Speaker 2>because they think they'd be good matches, but ninety nine

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<v Speaker 2>point nine nine nine percent of the time they want

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<v Speaker 2>to kill each other.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, so these.

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<v Speaker 2>Experts are dickhead, very toxic.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway. One of the car as Bryce. Now we've all

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<v Speaker 1>worked with Bryce. This is where it gets.

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<v Speaker 2>Interesting, we have. I was really quite shocked to see

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<v Speaker 2>that he's been really painted as the cockhead of this

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<v Speaker 2>year's Married at First Sight, because I don't watch it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd rather be dead quite frankly, I hate the show. Ye,

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<v Speaker 2>And I was really shocked that Bryce is like the

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<v Speaker 2>token asshole of the season because he did used to

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<v Speaker 2>work in the same building as us here at the

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<v Speaker 2>radio station, and there was only a week where he

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<v Speaker 2>and I overlapped. I was the new kid and he

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<v Speaker 2>was so sweet to me. I still remember it. He

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh hey, mate, I'm Bryce, how are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Ah blah blah blah. He was so welcoming and so lovely.

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<v Speaker 2>He was one of the only people that spoke to

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<v Speaker 2>me that day, and I was really grateful for it.

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<v Speaker 2>And so I was like, wait, Brys, the can't I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't know.

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<v Speaker 3>It's because you.

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<v Speaker 1>Thought you were a woman from behind. You never turned around.

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<v Speaker 1>He was talking to the back of your head. Forty Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a bit of a ladies' man, isn't he.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the problem. He's a bit of a ladies' man.

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<v Speaker 1>The accusations are he's on the show with a lovely

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<v Speaker 1>woman who's never been in a relationship before, and he

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<v Speaker 1>had a girlfriend when he went on this show. The

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<v Speaker 1>rumors are. All we can speak to is what we

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<v Speaker 1>know about him. He was a right no. He would

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<v Speaker 1>walk past me in the hallways and not make eye contact.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd say high, he would ignore me. That's all. It's

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<v Speaker 1>all I can say. We never had a real in

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<v Speaker 1>depth conversation, but the tension was palpable.

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<v Speaker 2>Forbid, someone doesn't grovel at your feet when you show

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<v Speaker 2>them a glimpse of attention.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta say he is a social climber. From what

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<v Speaker 1>I feel I didn't get a good vibe from him.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I just didn't get a good read on him.

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<v Speaker 1>I just I got real. I'm here to advance my career,

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<v Speaker 1>which we all are, but it can make friends along

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<v Speaker 1>the way for God's sake, and I just feel like

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<v Speaker 1>he was very cut for ruthless. This is what I want.

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<v Speaker 2>But obviously the same argument comes up every year when

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<v Speaker 2>this putrid show airs. Oh, the editors manipulate them. So

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<v Speaker 2>maybe he's not as awful as everyone thinks.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I posted and Injurian Idiots that we

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<v Speaker 1>knew him. People were very hot and heavy. They wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to know more, so I did some digging. Bryce left

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<v Speaker 1>our workplace kind of suddenly. He wasn't here for that long.

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch was very upset, sobbing at the doors.

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<v Speaker 5>Come back by here for seven months? Is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Probably seven months. And all the accusations about mystery

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<v Speaker 1>girlfriends and side hustles and girls and dating many women

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<v Speaker 1>at once happened after we left here. So I've tracked

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<v Speaker 1>down an ex employee that worked with him at the

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<v Speaker 1>radio station he moved to after in the time period

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<v Speaker 1>where all the allegations occur.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, so she's been colleagued with him more recently than us.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, straight after he left here, hopped on a plane

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<v Speaker 1>to another city in Australia. So Anonymous, who is joining

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<v Speaker 1>us now on the phone, and I have applied a

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<v Speaker 1>voice decoder, actually will be applied in posts.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you need me to apply and you needed to

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<v Speaker 2>disguise their voice in editing. Do you thank you for.

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<v Speaker 1>Letting me know?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you want me to do to their fucking voice?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be soon. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>lose the one sponsorship we've got.

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<v Speaker 2>How would you suggest I disguised.

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<v Speaker 1>Make us sound like Alvin?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's going to be annoying our lead time.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh how cute was theater?

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<v Speaker 2>It was a right rod dick to me. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll disguise the deep.

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<v Speaker 1>They're on hold now, Anonymous, thank you for being here.

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<v Speaker 7>Thanks guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh the voice decoded for safety. Anonymous. You worked with

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<v Speaker 1>Bryce straight after he left RN, which is where we

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<v Speaker 1>all worked with him. Can you speak to the rumors

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<v Speaker 1>that he had a secret girlfriend and he was crazy

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<v Speaker 1>to work with, and he was a dick and he

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<v Speaker 1>was rude to co workers? Are the rumors true?

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<v Speaker 8>Pretty much?

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<v Speaker 7>Exactly the same as your experience where I worked with

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<v Speaker 7>him and the secret girlfriend is very very.

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<v Speaker 1>True secret girl. So did you just know the secret

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<v Speaker 1>girlfriend as the girlfriend or was he very open in, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this is my secret girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, we met her as the girlfriend originally and didn't

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<v Speaker 7>know that he was going to be going on Marediforth site.

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<v Speaker 7>And then when he was about to leave and told everybody,

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<v Speaker 7>we asked about it, and there was this kind of

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<v Speaker 7>understanding that well, she was under the impression he told

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<v Speaker 7>her that he and the Marredith first site wife would

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<v Speaker 7>like be agreement, that it wasn't going to be a

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<v Speaker 7>romance thing, that it would just be that they would

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<v Speaker 7>help each other and their careers by taking it, and

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<v Speaker 7>then he would get back with the girlfriend at the end.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god god.

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<v Speaker 1>So so you think production knew that as well? Like

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<v Speaker 1>the Maths producers must have known this going into filming.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I think that, If not, they did figure it

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<v Speaker 7>out because he went to hit on another contestant at

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<v Speaker 7>the gym and she rejected his advances. That's deck and

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<v Speaker 7>then he told her about his girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>See that happened to us here, Like he was hitting

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<v Speaker 1>on so many people. I won't name the names, but

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<v Speaker 1>producers on shows that I worked on, we're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>have you seen Bryce around on you know on the

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<v Speaker 1>edge side. He's so cute, he wants to you know,

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<v Speaker 1>he's kind of flirting with me.

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<v Speaker 4>So many stories.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's definitely just a sleezebag right anonymous.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, Well, I mean he was engaged to his fiance

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<v Speaker 7>and he left with a bunch of people during that.

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<v Speaker 7>It's been established, and I'm pretty sure moved to camera

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<v Speaker 7>for his job and was still engaged when he met

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<v Speaker 7>the secret girlfriend. But the secret girlfriend didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Know that Jesus Christ.

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<v Speaker 1>So was he a real right old bastard to work

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<v Speaker 1>with it Canberra because he was on air right And

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<v Speaker 1>I think the main point is he just wants to

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<v Speaker 1>be famous. That's why he's doing all this.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I don't think he was ever there, that's the

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<v Speaker 7>big thing. Like he was filming it and then he

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<v Speaker 7>ended up quitting. He wasn't very much there, but there

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<v Speaker 7>was a lot of drama all the time. Except from

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<v Speaker 7>what I've heard, that's everywhere that he's worked ever has

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<v Speaker 7>just been issues and he next anywhere long.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesus. That explains, so he wasn't fired from the same

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<v Speaker 1>radio station that you were at with him.

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<v Speaker 7>No, No, that's a rumor.

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<v Speaker 8>That's untrue.

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<v Speaker 7>He did end up resigning and then going to Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 1>She's getting messy, isn't it. So he really isn't on

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<v Speaker 1>there to find love, which is the premise of the

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<v Speaker 1>whole show. Shock horror. Reality shows aren't exactly what they

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<v Speaker 1>say to me. What is on there to be famous?

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<v Speaker 1>You get more Instagram follows.

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<v Speaker 4>He's looking for a wife.

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<v Speaker 1>Aase, I feel sorry for that poor wife, don't you.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, well she seems actually quite sincere, which makes it

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<v Speaker 7>even harder to watch now and realize that because you

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<v Speaker 7>know how much she doesn't care about it or.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyone really do.

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<v Speaker 1>She waits, she'll have a high smile sponsorship on her

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<v Speaker 1>Instagram stories. In a wait, she'd be like, use code. Maddie,

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<v Speaker 1>whoever the freaking name is? Mitch is very quiet?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry tunnel, No.

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<v Speaker 1>Mitchell just hung up on anonymous Mitch All sorry you

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<v Speaker 1>do it?

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<v Speaker 2>I just I wish I was. It's just a very

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<v Speaker 2>lonely experienced during math season to be one of the

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<v Speaker 2>few people in the nation that doesn't get it. And

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<v Speaker 2>it's not that I don't want to get it. I've tried.

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<v Speaker 2>I definitely want to get it, but I just can't

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<v Speaker 2>get it. Who's Bryce's wife?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>She had like a fucking half wit if she's on

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<v Speaker 2>there for sincere reasons and he's acting somehow surprised that

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<v Speaker 2>she was paired with the douchebag that wasn't actually there

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<v Speaker 2>to find love. He could have gone on fucking Tinder

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<v Speaker 2>or something if he wanted to find love. Of course,

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<v Speaker 2>he was there to boost his own career. I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>learn anything new today. I've bought nothing new. You were

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<v Speaker 2>so dummer. I feel dumber.

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<v Speaker 4>Poor Anonymous.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, the wife has never had a relationship. First ever relationship,

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<v Speaker 1>she went on a national television show for her first

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<v Speaker 1>ever relationship.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, I have to have his conversation every year

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<v Speaker 2>to swap out the name Bryce with no Kevin or something.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the same thing every oh I got.

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<v Speaker 2>Kevin was such a bag with why I feels about her?

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<v Speaker 2>It's the same show every year.

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<v Speaker 4>I know it's true.

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<v Speaker 1>That's you educated. Are you ready? No, I haven't rooster

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<v Speaker 1>roll and come down. Let's take a break, guys, take

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<v Speaker 1>a tight fire.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, I can do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you just not find farts funny whatsoever?

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<v Speaker 4>Definitely?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I think they're very funny.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew it. You're one of those types, oh stupid,

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<v Speaker 2>one of those types that will just like let off

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<v Speaker 2>a little fluff in your office chair and just sit

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<v Speaker 2>there with purse lips ready to break out in laughter.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's going to smell? At first? Who's going to smell?

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<v Speaker 2>And then when someone goes, who fared?

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<v Speaker 1>You go? That is not it's just it's funny with

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<v Speaker 1>Hayden family.

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<v Speaker 4>But that's just no, No, that's worse.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't amuse me at all. Don't so funny. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>the weird thing is that I find burps hilarious. I

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<v Speaker 2>love burps. They are fucking the funniest thing ever. The

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<v Speaker 2>reason I've brought this up, though, is you know Wendy Williams.

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<v Speaker 1>Problematic talk show host?

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<v Speaker 2>Is she problematic?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? She's very problematic. Yeah not good? What is Oh

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<v Speaker 1>she has some very very interesting opinions on gay man

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<v Speaker 1>and and trans people.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I'm not aware of this. I'm okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Well anyway, she's entertaining, but she's problematic, which is fine.

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<v Speaker 1>You can you can have the two. But Yeah, she's

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<v Speaker 1>got she said.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if you're a Wendy Williams Hayter, feel free to

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<v Speaker 2>point and laugh at this little misshap she had because

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<v Speaker 2>she not only farted on her, but seemingly burped and

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<v Speaker 2>farted simultaneously, which, let's take a moment to acknowledge, quite impressive.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't if I tried. I couldn't if I tried.

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't have the timing or like the precision

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<v Speaker 2>to pull something like that off. Yeah and fart simultaneous.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's the audio. She probably got five new boyfriends.

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<v Speaker 1>We haven't quite anybody coming out of the house yet,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know, just a matter of time. She's not

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<v Speaker 1>lowely good.

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<v Speaker 2>I can's apologize what absolutely vile bitch she is.

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<v Speaker 1>Hear it again, Probably got five new boyfriends. We haven't

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<v Speaker 1>caught anybody coming out of the house yet.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know, just a matter of time, she's not lonely.

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<v Speaker 1>Apologized.

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<v Speaker 2>See, the fart is just absolutely revolting. In my mind.

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<v Speaker 2>I find it so funny that she had the confidence

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<v Speaker 2>is to let out a belt on an international TV show.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing about that is it's pre recording. It's choice

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<v Speaker 1>to leave that in.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not the first time she's farted on it. There

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<v Speaker 2>was this one sentence. There's this one time that she

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<v Speaker 2>she actually was visibly leaning as though to let the

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<v Speaker 2>wind escape, and this one was fucking future listen to this.

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<v Speaker 1>But you can't even do that locker room thing.

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<v Speaker 2>That cop wasn't playing that.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, look at you only got battery.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's a definite part.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like the last post, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>It is?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, for a bogle, absolutely revolting. But anyway, farts I

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<v Speaker 2>don't find funny whatsoever. My brother finds him hilarious. Were

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<v Speaker 2>you have a cupcake as a.

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<v Speaker 1>Kid, No, I can't cupcake.

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<v Speaker 2>My brother would cup his hand as though he's holding like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, a stress ball, and then he would fart

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<v Speaker 2>into his hand and just kind of waft it into

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<v Speaker 2>your face. And you wouldn't think it works, but it does.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I wasn't what it signed. It just works.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how he carried the gas in my direction.

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<v Speaker 1>It just worked. I've done it. But it's very hot

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<v Speaker 1>as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, farts are fucked right, but burb's hilarious. My sister,

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<v Speaker 2>on the other end of the spectrum, she had this

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<v Speaker 2>amazing talent. I believe she still does for burping on

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<v Speaker 2>cute and I thought it was the funniest thing as

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<v Speaker 2>a kid. Sister. Yes, even to this day, I get

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<v Speaker 2>her to do it because it's so funny. My sister,

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<v Speaker 2>who is like so wholesome and pure and innocent. She's

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<v Speaker 2>family friendly. Mum. You know you wouldn't suspect her to

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<v Speaker 2>beat the time that lets out these monstrous birds. But

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<v Speaker 2>I find them hilarious, So it's weird. I love I

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<v Speaker 2>love Burt's hate fart.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't picture it coming out.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to hear it.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been to her house and it's very clean and

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<v Speaker 1>well ket I think I want to hear it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if she can still do it, though, because.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to hear her justify it as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Disgusting, please please, I want to hear well her.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the kids should be in bed, so let me.

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<v Speaker 1>They're about to be working up, aren't they.

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<v Speaker 2>Seriously, it's that bad. Yeah, you wouldn't expect such a

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<v Speaker 2>fucking monstrous noise to come out of that dainty little girl.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm picturing like a but on the spot. How does

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<v Speaker 1>that even? How's it happened?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to call her on Facebook because she has

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<v Speaker 2>SHEP reception where she lives here. What the fuck was that?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, I slipped on the mouse. Having a bad day.

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<v Speaker 2>All the prosecco has really perked you up.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta say I'm half cut im boot myself ling

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<v Speaker 1>your sister.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll never look at her the same again after this. Hello,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll hi. That's rule on the podcast as you were recording.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, Hi, Nicole, I was just boasting about

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<v Speaker 2>my admiration for your your talent for burping on Q.

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<v Speaker 2>So they were very curious to hear if you could

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<v Speaker 2>do a live demo.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I just can't believe it, you, Nicole. You're so

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful and young and fresh and vibrant. I just don't

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<v Speaker 1>picture you burping on command like a seat clown.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't believe him.

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<v Speaker 8>I'll give it a go, but I don't know if

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<v Speaker 8>I'm quite up to my old stage.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm turning our microphones off. I want to get every

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<v Speaker 1>ounce of.

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<v Speaker 8>Burp go all right, I'll see how it go.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, oh god, it's been so long. You know,

0:25:11.040 --> 0:25:13.719
<v Speaker 2>the weird things that siblings do to like amuse each other.

0:25:13.800 --> 0:25:16.040
<v Speaker 2>We used to do this game where it was like, hey, Nicole,

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<v Speaker 2>what's the shortest amount of time between me saying and

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<v Speaker 2>you actually getting one out? We got to like half

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<v Speaker 2>a second? Like she can do them?

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<v Speaker 1>Like that is fine, Nicole. Do you have to like

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<v Speaker 1>suck her down or is it already like just there

0:25:27.720 --> 0:25:29.560
<v Speaker 1>is there a reservoir of birt ready to go.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a weird technique.

0:25:31.880 --> 0:25:32.160
<v Speaker 8>It's hard.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I tried to teach Mitchell heaps of time.

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<v Speaker 8>I can't how to explain.

0:25:35.080 --> 0:25:39.359
<v Speaker 2>It's like, yeah, but it's not like I don't know,

0:25:39.400 --> 0:25:41.919
<v Speaker 2>it's a weird kind of swallowing.

0:25:42.440 --> 0:25:46.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't know how to explain it. Mites similar thing,

0:25:46.440 --> 0:25:47.600
<v Speaker 1>but yeah, it's going in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you tell us about the first time your husband

0:25:50.760 --> 0:25:56.119
<v Speaker 2>heard you felt like that? He was absolutely horrified.

0:25:56.480 --> 0:25:59.440
<v Speaker 1>It was that wedding night. He was still in my gown.

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<v Speaker 1>I chose the chicken instead of the beef and even

0:26:03.320 --> 0:26:08.640
<v Speaker 1>cut the cake that, oh my god, do you do that?

0:26:08.680 --> 0:26:12.639
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes if the kids aren't paying attention, now, kids, mummy

0:26:12.640 --> 0:26:20.080
<v Speaker 1>wants you to clean up kids, kids, the princess Fianna.

0:26:22.080 --> 0:26:24.800
<v Speaker 2>Maybe I should give it a go sometimes, All right, well,

0:26:24.800 --> 0:26:26.119
<v Speaker 2>I thought I just wanted you to show off your

0:26:26.119 --> 0:26:27.080
<v Speaker 2>party trick thanks to.

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<v Speaker 1>Nicole. Can you take us into our our little break

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<v Speaker 1>with the biggest bird you could possibly do it?

0:26:36.480 --> 0:26:37.879
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I know that's a lot of pressure.

0:26:38.600 --> 0:26:40.240
<v Speaker 1>It's just us on the cloud. We'll let you take

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<v Speaker 1>us into the break. Thanks for coming on.

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<v Speaker 4>You're listening to Is It Just Me?

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<v Speaker 1>Stop acting like bitches and follow a couple of yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Celebrate episode sixty today. Reminder, we're all half drunk. To

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<v Speaker 1>be honest, I'm a little tipsy, Mitch to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I'm good. I'm good. I can hold my

0:27:07.680 --> 0:27:08.399
<v Speaker 2>liquor on like you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, I had a lightweight. That's surprising considering I'm

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<v Speaker 1>morbidly obese. Rache Hage I think is a little bit tipsy,

0:27:15.119 --> 0:27:18.639
<v Speaker 1>especially when she wrote this review instant sarahtonin Is It

0:27:18.800 --> 0:27:21.359
<v Speaker 1>Just Me podcast? I ridiculously adore it gives me a

0:27:21.359 --> 0:27:24.320
<v Speaker 1>good chuckle and much needed seratonin boost. Mitch Koombs has

0:27:24.440 --> 0:27:28.680
<v Speaker 1>crazy similar taste to myself tasting. Never have I ever

0:27:28.680 --> 0:27:30.959
<v Speaker 1>come across someone who also listened to Mailey Cyrus and

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<v Speaker 1>her dad pets On. That's what she means.

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<v Speaker 2>That's Miley's album that her label refused to let her

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<v Speaker 2>release because it's just so drug fuelled and insane. Yes,

0:27:43.760 --> 0:27:46.040
<v Speaker 2>she uploaded it to SoundCloud of her own accord because

0:27:46.080 --> 0:27:48.240
<v Speaker 2>she was like, oh, I've made all this cooked music,

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<v Speaker 2>may as well release it myself.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so funny, Rage, I'm going to send you out

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<v Speaker 1>something well done.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for the review, rate even a review.

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<v Speaker 1>We also have TC three four five, which is a

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<v Speaker 1>robot apparently literally the best podcast ever created. This is

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<v Speaker 1>the best thing since sliced bread cry face emoji. I've

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<v Speaker 1>been listening for about six months now and can't get another. Unfortunately,

0:28:05.240 --> 0:28:06.840
<v Speaker 1>I live in a town where the epicenter is, in

0:28:06.840 --> 0:28:09.919
<v Speaker 1>fact not the delectable Red Rooster. But is it? We

0:28:09.960 --> 0:28:12.119
<v Speaker 1>have the local pub. Can't wait for next Sunday to

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<v Speaker 1>listen to more quality context from Mitch, Mitch Jenner and

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<v Speaker 1>pretty Sam.

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<v Speaker 2>Shout out even though it's not here.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, she got that wrong.

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<v Speaker 4>It is contraceptive diaphragm.

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<v Speaker 1>Sam. I don't want to have to remove your prize,

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<v Speaker 1>but no, you've got it well done. We'll send that

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<v Speaker 1>the new crunchy fried Chicken is available at Red Rooster now.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, if you hear your review read out on

0:28:36.000 --> 0:28:38.680
<v Speaker 2>the podcast. You've got seven days to get in touch

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<v Speaker 2>with us and let us know, and we'll send a

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<v Speaker 2>prize your way. If you've got a red rooster, we'll

0:28:42.680 --> 0:28:45.240
<v Speaker 2>send you voucher so you can eat like a pig. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>if you don't, it's all good. We'll send you some merch.

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<v Speaker 2>We got your Dylan, all right, Should we do?

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<v Speaker 1>Should we mispronunciation?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>A new one? I can't wait, Bryan. There were so

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<v Speaker 2>many unknown.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, kind of famous for this now, aren't we. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a bit much to say.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got a lot of myth pronunciations under our belt.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we do.

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<v Speaker 2>It become our favorite thing. People always tag us in

0:29:08.600 --> 0:29:11.480
<v Speaker 2>mispronunciations that they spot online. Some of the miss ships

0:29:11.480 --> 0:29:13.640
<v Speaker 2>that we don't bring them up, but please keep tagging us.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, please do. And our Blinds is our original, which

0:29:16.240 --> 0:29:17.560
<v Speaker 1>you mentioned at the start of the show. We got

0:29:17.760 --> 0:29:20.120
<v Speaker 1>a new listener this week who posted in our secret

0:29:20.120 --> 0:29:22.400
<v Speaker 1>Facebook group saying that I found the show based on

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<v Speaker 1>the Blinds.

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<v Speaker 2>TikTok, there you go.

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<v Speaker 1>Giving this week I found one, guys. It's it's such

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<v Speaker 1>a simple word, and it's so easy to say a

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<v Speaker 1>word that we probably all say on a daily basis.

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<v Speaker 1>If not here, but this is said by the Prime

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<v Speaker 1>Minister of the United Kingdom, Boris Johnson. Boris, I did.

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<v Speaker 2>Not know that he was the Prime minister. I know

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<v Speaker 2>the name, but if you said to me, hey, who's

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<v Speaker 2>the Prime Minister of the UK, I would have had

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<v Speaker 2>no fucking which you have said? Ollie Years, Jesse, j Jesse,

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<v Speaker 2>Harmione Granger, Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's it's Boris Johnson, who's very Republican and we

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<v Speaker 1>do not like him. Doesn't like our type anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean our type? Mitchell Handsome.

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<v Speaker 1>He was on radio in the UK funnily enough, when

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<v Speaker 1>this conversation about food came up and the host asked

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<v Speaker 1>him if he'd tried any vegan foods. That's when this

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<v Speaker 1>blunder happened.

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<v Speaker 9>I've also eaten vegan sausage rolls. Are you have you eaten? Not?

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<v Speaker 9>But it's meant to be a monster hit for that chairs.

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<v Speaker 3>Vegan began Vegan.

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<v Speaker 2>He sounded a repulse. He's like, I have tried begin.

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<v Speaker 1>Roll He had to take a pause in the middle

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<v Speaker 1>of it. Vegan vegan.

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<v Speaker 4>He announces it like that.

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<v Speaker 1>No idea and I have strongly about something since I

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<v Speaker 1>saw that interview with Harry and me again. No, I haven't,

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<v Speaker 1>honestly haven't. I was disgusted and I.

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<v Speaker 2>Was like, so who are you voting for in the

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<v Speaker 2>federal election?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even think about that's a good one. He

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<v Speaker 1>is terrible.

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<v Speaker 6>You can't vote him in again, Okay, no I can.

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<v Speaker 9>No.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what my guilty pleasure is. You get two

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<v Speaker 2>bits of bread, you butter it mm hmm. You put

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<v Speaker 2>some tomato. Sawce love that, and then you slap some

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<v Speaker 2>devan devan and tomato thought sandwiches.

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<v Speaker 1>Couldn't agree more. I can't get that to my grandmother

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<v Speaker 1>because she when she eats sandwiches, you know, because she's

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<v Speaker 1>getting up there, she tends to choke on her food,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and which is awful. And it's such an

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<v Speaker 1>awful thing to be in the room if someone who

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<v Speaker 1>is choking. I don't want to give it to my

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<v Speaker 1>nand because then she chokes and she'll have dying and

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<v Speaker 1>then you know, she wind up in heaven. That was

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<v Speaker 1>a great story. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a great story.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not Jenna grandmother choked today.

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<v Speaker 2>My grandmother, great storyteller.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, thank you. I've been told that before, not old.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, I don't know what we were thinking the day

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<v Speaker 2>that we decided to invite Jenna bent Sand to the team.

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<v Speaker 4>Ha ha.

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<v Speaker 1>As soon as you suggested, I said, that will have

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<v Speaker 1>a no question, We'll take it.

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<v Speaker 5>Good.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you actually Jenna? I think Jenna's very hard to impersonate,

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<v Speaker 1>But why don't you give give a go at your

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<v Speaker 1>best jender impression?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what's what's the common Jenna expression?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know a lot of aggression often oftentimes often

0:32:42.680 --> 0:32:45.880
<v Speaker 1>comes with a weapon. We're really going on, that's going

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<v Speaker 1>on to eleven minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>We really should I was about to say that was funny,

0:32:50.080 --> 0:32:51.760
<v Speaker 2>trying to think of a way to weave it into

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<v Speaker 2>a sentence. So I's going to say I was really

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<v Speaker 2>really thrown When they move neighbors from channel ten to eleven.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to reach in my set top box.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree. You know, I'm worried about COVID. I know

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<v Speaker 1>what it's going to do to people in the economy. Yeah,

0:33:07.720 --> 0:33:09.520
<v Speaker 1>my uncle thinks we're heading into a recession.

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<v Speaker 2>Your uncle sounds like a bit of a carrying.

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<v Speaker 1>The lesbian. I don't know, whats God one more time,

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<v Speaker 1>just to get the ju I'm.

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<v Speaker 9>Also eaten sausage rolls im not. But it's meant to

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<v Speaker 9>be a monster hit for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Chair, so stupid. How's your sorry? We really need to

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<v Speaker 1>move on, but hell, here's your depression.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's a fucking loaded question.

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<v Speaker 1>She said, A load in question?

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<v Speaker 4>What an expression?

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<v Speaker 1>I agree? Ready to launch a brand new segment?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm ready, bitch bringing on?

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<v Speaker 1>How is that I can always hit the post?

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't heard that always hit the post, he claims.

0:34:02.960 --> 0:34:06.880
<v Speaker 2>I can. Mitchell Chury of Kiss their FM radio fame put.

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<v Speaker 1>It on a tombstone.

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<v Speaker 2>They say hit the post. In the radio world, what

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<v Speaker 2>they mean is that little thing that radio announcers do

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<v Speaker 2>when they talk and talk and talk over the song

0:34:17.360 --> 0:34:20.839
<v Speaker 2>as it's playing. They talk over the instrumental, the intro. Yeah,

0:34:20.880 --> 0:34:22.960
<v Speaker 2>but then when the singer starts singing, they shut up.

0:34:23.040 --> 0:34:26.160
<v Speaker 2>And it's perfectly timed. It sounds slick, it sounds polished.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, spoiler alert.

0:34:28.120 --> 0:34:29.920
<v Speaker 2>A lot of the times that is voice tracked, and

0:34:29.960 --> 0:34:31.680
<v Speaker 2>they can edit it and make it sound slick, but

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<v Speaker 2>to pull it off live as you do is a

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<v Speaker 2>bit tricky.

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<v Speaker 1>Very true. And in my show, which is live at night,

0:34:37.320 --> 0:34:39.400
<v Speaker 1>often it has been pre recorded but every night I

0:34:39.400 --> 0:34:41.399
<v Speaker 1>am alive, I have to hit the post. I press

0:34:41.400 --> 0:34:43.399
<v Speaker 1>a button, the song starts and it counts me down

0:34:43.440 --> 0:34:44.880
<v Speaker 1>and I've got to hit the Post's what I do

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<v Speaker 1>every night for a living.

0:34:45.840 --> 0:34:48.040
<v Speaker 2>It's quite a difficult skill to master. I wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>give you an example from this very studio where the

0:34:51.960 --> 0:34:54.520
<v Speaker 2>Kyle and Jackie O Show broadcast where I'm sitting right.

0:34:54.560 --> 0:34:56.040
<v Speaker 1>Here's where Kyle speaks every morning.

0:34:56.080 --> 0:34:59.360
<v Speaker 2>Correct, He's very good at it. So this is some

0:34:59.480 --> 0:35:03.040
<v Speaker 2>off air audio I have of when Jackie hit the

0:35:03.040 --> 0:35:06.480
<v Speaker 2>post by pure accident, right, because she doesn't usually talk

0:35:06.520 --> 0:35:08.719
<v Speaker 2>into the songs. That's Kyle's thing, Yeah, that's his thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen to how excited she got when she hit the

0:35:11.680 --> 0:35:12.640
<v Speaker 2>post perfectly.

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<v Speaker 1>DJ Triple Excel right now out of our La Kiss

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<v Speaker 1>Studios and What's in my Mouth?

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<v Speaker 4>Coming up next?

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<v Speaker 2>You want to play thirteen and one oh six five?

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<v Speaker 1>Thy god, amazing, you're so excited.

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<v Speaker 4>I was very good though.

0:35:32.640 --> 0:35:34.280
<v Speaker 1>She got a Nintendo for Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>After twenty years, actually more than twenty years, she's been

0:35:38.440 --> 0:35:41.880
<v Speaker 2>on air twenty six years. Wow, she still gets excited

0:35:41.880 --> 0:35:44.120
<v Speaker 2>when she hits the post. So it's a very difficult

0:35:44.120 --> 0:35:47.279
<v Speaker 2>thing to nail. And you made the claim you wee

0:35:47.440 --> 0:35:50.280
<v Speaker 2>young a radio announcer who's been on air for five minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>You made the claim last week. Oh, I always hit

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<v Speaker 2>the post. I always managed to hit the post. So

0:35:55.880 --> 0:35:58.359
<v Speaker 2>here we are. This is the hit the post challenge.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to see if you can, just if you've

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<v Speaker 2>got a sixth sense for when the song's about to

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<v Speaker 2>start and when you can shut the fuck up.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what, if I fail, I'm okay with it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you though, No, not at all. I'll be terrified

0:36:09.800 --> 0:36:11.640
<v Speaker 1>and upset, nor even worse than I was at the

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<v Speaker 1>start of the show.

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<v Speaker 2>All Right, well, let's see if you hit the posts

0:36:14.280 --> 0:36:16.600
<v Speaker 2>in this song. I've chosen one a bit left of field.

0:36:16.600 --> 0:36:19.000
<v Speaker 2>This one is knowing me, knowing.

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<v Speaker 1>You by abba.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, so this is a bit out of your bit,

0:36:22.640 --> 0:36:23.200
<v Speaker 2>out of your bath.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the song, but I don't know how it starts.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you've just got to feel it in your being

0:36:28.480 --> 0:36:31.040
<v Speaker 2>as like a radio guy. You'll feel it in your waters.

0:36:31.120 --> 0:36:32.399
<v Speaker 2>You'll know when the lyrics are coming.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Okay, live across the country for your Wednesday night

0:36:37.239 --> 0:36:41.000
<v Speaker 1>Free pregnancy tests on the way after eleven plus, we're

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<v Speaker 1>playing a couple of games right.

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<v Speaker 2>Now a lot.

0:36:47.920 --> 0:36:49.719
<v Speaker 1>It has to know what this isn't fair. It has

0:36:49.760 --> 0:36:52.080
<v Speaker 1>to be songs that I would feasibly play on kiss.

0:36:51.920 --> 0:36:55.040
<v Speaker 2>Okay, what about anywhere by read it?

0:36:55.080 --> 0:36:55.319
<v Speaker 1>Aura?

0:36:55.400 --> 0:36:56.359
<v Speaker 3>Oh I love that song?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well that song just starts straight. I'm gonna get

0:37:00.640 --> 0:37:05.359
<v Speaker 1>you there. I'm done? Is it just me? That's a point?

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take it.

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<v Speaker 2>What about Mother's Daughter? I'miley though?

0:37:10.600 --> 0:37:10.960
<v Speaker 4>Good one?

0:37:11.040 --> 0:37:12.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh you know what, we did play that. That's off

0:37:12.960 --> 0:37:16.239
<v Speaker 1>her latest album. But that's off one of her albums

0:37:16.560 --> 0:37:18.600
<v Speaker 1>and we did play it for a little bit, but

0:37:18.960 --> 0:37:20.440
<v Speaker 1>we got dropped from the playlist.

0:37:20.960 --> 0:37:22.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well there's been new with stuff come out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, let's jump in. All right, good segment, Midge, I

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<v Speaker 1>love that. Jenna coming up. Read rooster reviews, leave a

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<v Speaker 1>five star review. We'll read it on the show. Now

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<v Speaker 1>some Miley Mother's Daughter not off her most reason album.

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<v Speaker 1>Funny enough, but I do love it here it is

0:37:35.200 --> 0:37:38.160
<v Speaker 1>it just me? The podcast coming to you live and

0:37:38.320 --> 0:37:40.160
<v Speaker 1>free on the iHeartRadio app.

0:37:41.960 --> 0:37:44.640
<v Speaker 2>It very fine there, but still a path.

0:37:48.000 --> 0:37:49.520
<v Speaker 1>Why don't you try to think it's so easy.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's easy. I've never done it.

0:37:51.719 --> 0:37:55.040
<v Speaker 1>Really, you've never been did you do a gay radio

0:37:55.080 --> 0:37:58.000
<v Speaker 1>show at one point. Yeah, falling out songs.

0:37:58.080 --> 0:38:00.440
<v Speaker 2>No, I did, but I never like claimed that I

0:38:00.520 --> 0:38:02.279
<v Speaker 2>nailed it. Sometimes I did, and every time we go,

0:38:02.440 --> 0:38:04.320
<v Speaker 2>oh how good with BALI?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well I'm gonna give you a curveball. We'll do

0:38:07.320 --> 0:38:08.319
<v Speaker 1>a song that you know and love.

0:38:08.840 --> 0:38:11.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, because this is bearing your mind. I've never

0:38:11.200 --> 0:38:12.560
<v Speaker 2>claimed to be good, so if I know it that

0:38:12.680 --> 0:38:13.400
<v Speaker 2>that would be helpful.

0:38:13.520 --> 0:38:15.720
<v Speaker 1>Yes, Midnight Sky Miley.

0:38:16.280 --> 0:38:17.480
<v Speaker 2>You love that lot of Miley today.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see if you can nail this and hit the post.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, guys, So that's what we've got time for here,

0:38:22.360 --> 0:38:24.880
<v Speaker 2>and is it just me? Don't forget merch March is

0:38:24.920 --> 0:38:27.960
<v Speaker 2>officially underway, so make sure you're head to the Lincoln

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<v Speaker 2>our on our Instagram at a couple of miches to

0:38:30.480 --> 0:38:33.680
<v Speaker 2>make your pre odd for our jumpers, stress balls, t tars,

0:38:33.680 --> 0:38:35.880
<v Speaker 2>whatever you want. This this is just me. We'll be

0:38:35.920 --> 0:38:36.520
<v Speaker 2>back next week.

0:38:36.560 --> 0:38:36.799
<v Speaker 8>Guys.

0:38:36.880 --> 0:38:38.000
<v Speaker 2>Here's mis iris.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that was very good. That was very, very very good. Wow,

0:38:44.320 --> 0:38:45.759
<v Speaker 1>what about you, Jenny? You reckon? You could do it?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I don't want to do it. You could, I

0:38:48.960 --> 0:38:50.440
<v Speaker 4>don't want to do Actually.

0:38:50.280 --> 0:38:52.640
<v Speaker 1>Jenna can be good. She can of like sort of

0:38:52.640 --> 0:38:57.799
<v Speaker 1>talk out of her ass. I don't know. We have

0:38:57.840 --> 0:38:59.200
<v Speaker 1>a song that is infamous.

0:38:59.239 --> 0:39:02.440
<v Speaker 2>Just go into it with blind contents. Are you going

0:39:02.480 --> 0:39:04.680
<v Speaker 2>to pretend you're on radio bill this podcast.

0:39:04.520 --> 0:39:05.880
<v Speaker 4>We'll pretend I'm on radio.

0:39:06.080 --> 0:39:08.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right, So all we have to do is

0:39:08.160 --> 0:39:10.279
<v Speaker 2>keep talking, and then once you feel the lyrics are there,

0:39:10.840 --> 0:39:13.520
<v Speaker 2>that's when you stop. All right, So no dead air.

0:39:13.560 --> 0:39:15.520
<v Speaker 2>You don't have to keep talking until you hear the lyrics.

0:39:15.600 --> 0:39:17.440
<v Speaker 1>Okay, now this is the something that everyone knows. We're

0:39:17.440 --> 0:39:19.600
<v Speaker 1>trying to help you out. Just speak when the post,

0:39:19.600 --> 0:39:22.080
<v Speaker 1>when the lyrics start, Okay, okay, all right, let's se

0:39:22.080 --> 0:39:23.279
<v Speaker 1>if Joe naw is it here we are?

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<v Speaker 5>Hey everyone, it's Jenner on WSFM. So at the moment,

0:39:29.480 --> 0:39:34.200
<v Speaker 5>six ten pm, twenty eight seconds, twenty three degrees, a

0:39:34.239 --> 0:39:41.279
<v Speaker 5>bit cloudy, Sonny, not really, but yeah, okay, so here

0:39:41.280 --> 0:39:45.880
<v Speaker 5>it is coming up right? Nah?

0:39:46.320 --> 0:39:46.520
<v Speaker 2>Yep?

0:39:46.680 --> 0:39:48.400
<v Speaker 4>Okay cool.

0:39:48.680 --> 0:39:51.480
<v Speaker 5>This is a great dance track for all of us,

0:39:51.640 --> 0:39:52.919
<v Speaker 5>especially during COVID times.

0:39:52.960 --> 0:39:55.959
<v Speaker 4>As we come out of it, we can go dancing. Yeay,

0:39:57.280 --> 0:40:02.160
<v Speaker 4>so here it is. Let's play it WSFM.

0:40:02.360 --> 0:40:02.600
<v Speaker 1>Yep.

0:40:02.960 --> 0:40:08.160
<v Speaker 4>Cool, Let's keep going. Yeah, let's who else is dancing?

0:40:09.040 --> 0:40:15.319
<v Speaker 4>I am ooo? You're listening to WSFM.

0:40:15.680 --> 0:40:24.440
<v Speaker 1>Let's go dancing now, No, don't stop. Why this lyrics?

0:40:24.440 --> 0:40:31.440
<v Speaker 5>Okay, yeah, it's now six eleven pm in March twenty

0:40:31.480 --> 0:40:33.960
<v Speaker 5>twenty one, twenty three degrees.

0:40:35.560 --> 0:40:39.800
<v Speaker 4>It's getting a bit. It's warmer outside, cooler. Actually sorry,

0:40:41.000 --> 0:40:41.520
<v Speaker 4>here we go.

0:40:44.400 --> 0:40:46.120
<v Speaker 3>Wattle rics start that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's never coming. Anything that was an instrumental to happen.

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<v Speaker 5>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>I think to eleven.

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<v Speaker 1>When we started a A six ten it's raining. Oh

0:41:04.040 --> 0:41:09.640
<v Speaker 1>we got you. The post was never coming, it was

0:41:09.760 --> 0:41:11.359
<v Speaker 1>never cought.

0:41:11.480 --> 0:41:14.120
<v Speaker 2>Jenna, goodness, man, I don't like you guys.

0:41:14.160 --> 0:41:16.200
<v Speaker 1>She's sweating on the brow. Look at her. I'm not

0:41:16.280 --> 0:41:17.560
<v Speaker 1>happy more than usual.

0:41:17.760 --> 0:41:18.319
<v Speaker 4>Shut up.

0:41:18.760 --> 0:41:19.920
<v Speaker 2>Otherwise she would have nailed it.

0:41:20.640 --> 0:41:24.560
<v Speaker 1>You would have been brilliant. Taken Amanda's job. Jenna kell

0:41:24.680 --> 0:41:27.640
<v Speaker 1>Up episode sixty wrapped up, I mean a good move.

0:41:27.680 --> 0:41:29.480
<v Speaker 1>Did you guys? Do chimney up? We really are This

0:41:29.560 --> 0:41:31.080
<v Speaker 1>is the true definition of friendship.

0:41:31.560 --> 0:41:35.200
<v Speaker 2>You're drunk, you're pissed.

0:41:36.760 --> 0:41:38.520
<v Speaker 1>Did you see that throwback photo I put on the

0:41:38.960 --> 0:41:42.480
<v Speaker 1>just the did you know stop it? I have a

0:41:42.560 --> 0:41:45.600
<v Speaker 1>radio show. Did you see that iGEM throwback photo I

0:41:45.600 --> 0:41:47.600
<v Speaker 1>put on the Instagram. We were babies and we were

0:41:47.640 --> 0:41:48.640
<v Speaker 1>so drunk in that photo.

0:41:48.760 --> 0:41:49.680
<v Speaker 2>A couple of Mitches.

0:41:49.960 --> 0:41:52.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I give us the follow guys and our personals

0:41:52.239 --> 0:41:57.680
<v Speaker 1>to Mitch. Mitch hit twenty k followers, I have a

0:41:57.719 --> 0:41:58.640
<v Speaker 1>little little sorrow.

0:41:58.680 --> 0:42:01.160
<v Speaker 2>You might want to have to double check there. Does

0:42:01.200 --> 0:42:02.520
<v Speaker 2>that wle check that sat? Would you?

0:42:03.600 --> 0:42:03.759
<v Speaker 5>Oh?

0:42:03.760 --> 0:42:08.000
<v Speaker 1>If you've hit more, I'll wait going through the fan pages.

0:42:09.360 --> 0:42:13.759
<v Speaker 1>Mitchell Combs, Oh my god, oh thirty thousand, Get that

0:42:13.880 --> 0:42:15.080
<v Speaker 1>a three not a two time?

0:42:15.239 --> 0:42:20.680
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, our Instagram this photo that you posted have asked

0:42:20.719 --> 0:42:23.080
<v Speaker 2>from a couple of years ago. I was in the

0:42:23.200 --> 0:42:25.640
<v Speaker 2>ugly phase before you have to go through the ugly

0:42:25.680 --> 0:42:27.799
<v Speaker 2>phase when you're growing your hair from short to long.

0:42:28.000 --> 0:42:28.879
<v Speaker 1>I didn't skip it.

0:42:29.000 --> 0:42:31.320
<v Speaker 2>And well, yeah, or you just get a fucking haircut.

0:42:31.440 --> 0:42:32.960
<v Speaker 2>But I meant if you're growing it long enough to

0:42:33.000 --> 0:42:35.799
<v Speaker 2>go through the feryl phase. And that's me with feral hair.

0:42:36.040 --> 0:42:38.360
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I know what you mean. It's very sort of.

0:42:38.440 --> 0:42:40.520
<v Speaker 1>I did World's Greater shave, but now I regret it

0:42:40.560 --> 0:42:43.280
<v Speaker 1>after a year and a half. Exactly what the energy

0:42:43.520 --> 0:42:46.640
<v Speaker 1>God look at my prepubescent acne Jesus Christ before I

0:42:46.640 --> 0:42:48.640
<v Speaker 1>could grow stuble Anyway, that's on the issue, just me

0:42:48.680 --> 0:42:51.279
<v Speaker 1>Instagram page loads of goodies there. We also upload some

0:42:51.360 --> 0:42:54.319
<v Speaker 1>behind the scenes goss to the endurant Idiot's secret Facebook group.

0:42:54.480 --> 0:42:57.000
<v Speaker 2>We do you know what else is on our Instagram

0:42:57.040 --> 0:42:58.759
<v Speaker 2>link in bio to our merchstore.

0:42:58.960 --> 0:43:00.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

0:43:00.160 --> 0:43:03.400
<v Speaker 2>Your orders coming. We are in the thick of merch March,

0:43:03.480 --> 0:43:05.399
<v Speaker 2>which means at the end of the month the store

0:43:05.520 --> 0:43:07.720
<v Speaker 2>just closes for life. If you haven't pre ordered to Jumper,

0:43:08.480 --> 0:43:10.120
<v Speaker 2>then okay, Marching band.

0:43:10.000 --> 0:43:11.560
<v Speaker 1>Music merch margin Now.

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<v Speaker 2>If you haven't pre ordered it is it just me

0:43:13.440 --> 0:43:17.880
<v Speaker 2>Jumper by the end of March. Tough tips.

0:43:18.440 --> 0:43:20.879
<v Speaker 1>I've been messaged by a few people going, oh, I've

0:43:20.880 --> 0:43:23.040
<v Speaker 1>bought two. I've even bought two.

0:43:23.520 --> 0:43:27.440
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I've been message by about the rash shirt just

0:43:28.160 --> 0:43:29.800
<v Speaker 5>you know, just just really quickly.

0:43:29.880 --> 0:43:30.520
<v Speaker 4>They sold out.

0:43:30.600 --> 0:43:31.000
<v Speaker 1>She's just.

0:43:34.200 --> 0:43:34.840
<v Speaker 2>Shut up.

0:43:36.200 --> 0:43:41.880
<v Speaker 5>All the countless questions. Rush shirt sold out instantly, But

0:43:41.960 --> 0:43:42.600
<v Speaker 5>that'll be back.

0:43:43.400 --> 0:43:47.280
<v Speaker 1>I want to buy one. Well, my mum bought four

0:43:47.400 --> 0:43:48.879
<v Speaker 1>tea towels for the work office at time.

0:43:49.000 --> 0:43:49.400
<v Speaker 3>I knew it.

0:43:50.080 --> 0:43:53.560
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, no, that's fair game. My tetawls are more

0:43:53.600 --> 0:43:54.880
<v Speaker 1>expensive than your pole.

0:43:55.239 --> 0:43:58.480
<v Speaker 2>So I got an email, as you did, Mitchell.

0:43:58.640 --> 0:43:59.520
<v Speaker 1>I went to junk.

0:43:59.480 --> 0:44:03.360
<v Speaker 2>To say, hey guys, a sales update. They were blown away,

0:44:03.440 --> 0:44:05.640
<v Speaker 2>as were we with the amount of orders that we got,

0:44:05.680 --> 0:44:08.719
<v Speaker 2>So thank you to everyone who's bought merch already. And

0:44:08.760 --> 0:44:11.600
<v Speaker 2>they let us know exactly how tight the race was

0:44:11.680 --> 0:44:14.560
<v Speaker 2>between you and I to sell our side pieces. You've

0:44:14.600 --> 0:44:18.239
<v Speaker 2>got the t tail, I've got the stress Ball, and

0:44:18.560 --> 0:44:20.719
<v Speaker 2>they told us how tight the race was, and I

0:44:20.800 --> 0:44:23.319
<v Speaker 2>was just I was stunned because I was, like, I

0:44:23.360 --> 0:44:25.080
<v Speaker 2>thought I was going to be a clear front miner

0:44:25.080 --> 0:44:27.400
<v Speaker 2>because you were clipping at my heels. I really was,

0:44:27.600 --> 0:44:31.319
<v Speaker 2>And so I thought, game on your fucking dog you did.

0:44:31.400 --> 0:44:34.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to do a little push on my TikTok,

0:44:34.160 --> 0:44:38.360
<v Speaker 2>my Facebook, everything. One last minute, he put on Instagram

0:44:38.360 --> 0:44:40.080
<v Speaker 2>begging everyone to buy my stress balls.

0:44:40.120 --> 0:44:42.480
<v Speaker 1>Sold out, Bitch, I'm sold out?

0:44:42.719 --> 0:44:43.880
<v Speaker 2>Is it just me stress Balls?

0:44:43.960 --> 0:44:46.439
<v Speaker 1>That's all right, That's okay, because that doesn't mean I've lost.

0:44:46.640 --> 0:44:48.560
<v Speaker 1>Until the end of Merch March, I do. There was

0:44:48.600 --> 0:44:49.720
<v Speaker 1>never any TS disease.

0:44:50.000 --> 0:44:53.160
<v Speaker 2>In all fairness, you don't have many tetails left.

0:44:53.280 --> 0:44:56.160
<v Speaker 1>No, I did get that email, and I'm not going

0:44:56.239 --> 0:44:58.120
<v Speaker 1>to say how many. But we only need a few

0:44:58.120 --> 0:45:00.919
<v Speaker 1>more sales and then we even we both sold out.

0:45:01.200 --> 0:45:03.400
<v Speaker 2>Yes, we will have both sold out. Of course, I

0:45:03.400 --> 0:45:06.719
<v Speaker 2>should point out that you only were selling fifty tea towels.

0:45:06.760 --> 0:45:09.440
<v Speaker 2>I was selling four million stress balls and I sold

0:45:09.440 --> 0:45:09.799
<v Speaker 2>them out.

0:45:09.880 --> 0:45:12.440
<v Speaker 1>Listen, the tea tails are more expensive. And I contacted

0:45:12.440 --> 0:45:14.520
<v Speaker 1>the manufacturer and they said, oh, we got a last

0:45:14.520 --> 0:45:16.760
<v Speaker 1>minute email from Mitchell Coombs. You said add an extra

0:45:16.800 --> 0:45:17.319
<v Speaker 1>four nus.

0:45:17.920 --> 0:45:18.360
<v Speaker 2>I did not.

0:45:18.960 --> 0:45:19.960
<v Speaker 1>We had no saying that we had.

0:45:20.400 --> 0:45:23.400
<v Speaker 2>But anyway, merch March is. We're getting to the end

0:45:23.440 --> 0:45:25.560
<v Speaker 2>of March. Guys, you're ordered in if you want a jumper.

0:45:25.680 --> 0:45:28.160
<v Speaker 1>Also, thank you for everyone genuinely who was born merged

0:45:28.200 --> 0:45:30.480
<v Speaker 1>so far. I mean, it's not like we're making billions here,

0:45:30.480 --> 0:45:32.160
<v Speaker 1>We're going to move into a new penthouse.

0:45:32.040 --> 0:45:35.040
<v Speaker 2>Properly for yourself. I feel like Kylie Jenna. My threats

0:45:35.040 --> 0:45:38.600
<v Speaker 2>balls are the new lip kits. They were blown up?

0:45:39.160 --> 0:45:41.719
<v Speaker 2>What is that I've sold billions of them?

0:45:41.800 --> 0:45:46.640
<v Speaker 1>My tea towels like Jane Fonder's workout videos collecting dust. Yes,

0:45:46.719 --> 0:45:48.920
<v Speaker 1>we're not making any so you know what it supports

0:45:48.960 --> 0:45:52.560
<v Speaker 1>the podcast. It supports us putting an episode up each week. Fuck,

0:45:52.600 --> 0:45:55.040
<v Speaker 1>I am drunk, aren't I what I'm like? Emotional?

0:45:55.360 --> 0:45:58.440
<v Speaker 2>How embarrassing you're supporting us now it's hearing up you

0:45:58.520 --> 0:46:00.600
<v Speaker 2>are there already vulnerable.

0:46:01.840 --> 0:46:07.879
<v Speaker 1>We need to end. It's not even funny anymore. We're

0:46:07.920 --> 0:46:10.120
<v Speaker 1>back this week for episode sixty one. Oh thanks to

0:46:10.160 --> 0:46:11.799
<v Speaker 1>Red Rooster. We will see you then.

0:46:11.920 --> 0:46:12.640
<v Speaker 2>Thanks for listening.

0:46:12.680 --> 0:46:16.000
<v Speaker 1>Guys. Bye, is it just me?

0:46:16.640 --> 0:46:19.480
<v Speaker 2>Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your

0:46:19.480 --> 0:46:20.680
<v Speaker 2>podcast app.

0:46:20.719 --> 0:46:27.480
<v Speaker 4>Or follow on Spotify.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to AD Debrief. Sorry, you started the show, which

0:46:34.680 --> 0:46:36.239
<v Speaker 1>I normally do, so I had to no.

0:46:36.400 --> 0:46:39.880
<v Speaker 2>I just you were sitting there with your arms cross,

0:46:40.000 --> 0:46:42.120
<v Speaker 2>in a foul mood. Someone had to speak.

0:46:42.360 --> 0:46:43.960
<v Speaker 1>You cheered me out. I'm in a great mood.

0:46:44.080 --> 0:46:46.920
<v Speaker 2>Great, Well you're listening to Well, you're listening to A

0:46:47.000 --> 0:46:49.120
<v Speaker 2>to D brief. Guys. This is the secret segment on

0:46:49.160 --> 0:46:49.520
<v Speaker 2>the end.

0:46:49.960 --> 0:46:52.919
<v Speaker 1>Correct, nothing's planned, nothing is scripted. Where the whole show

0:46:52.920 --> 0:46:55.320
<v Speaker 1>before is word for word written out by our producer Jonathan.

0:46:55.320 --> 0:46:56.319
<v Speaker 1>You've never heard of him, but he does.

0:46:56.680 --> 0:47:00.479
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we have a typing pool. We do Genevieve, Tristan, Yeah,

0:47:00.560 --> 0:47:01.520
<v Speaker 2>dare me. They're all great.

0:47:01.560 --> 0:47:03.840
<v Speaker 1>Bronson, Yeah, thank.

0:47:03.719 --> 0:47:05.680
<v Speaker 2>You so much for all those jokes you came up with,

0:47:05.719 --> 0:47:09.680
<v Speaker 2>all the jokes about the myth Puncian I did. That

0:47:09.760 --> 0:47:11.160
<v Speaker 2>was not my original comedy.

0:47:11.719 --> 0:47:14.120
<v Speaker 4>I love all the things that Tilly came up.

0:47:14.320 --> 0:47:18.120
<v Speaker 1>Oh, Tilly called and said, Wendy Williams is fart? Can

0:47:18.160 --> 0:47:20.280
<v Speaker 1>we pay an actress to play Mitch's sister and pretend

0:47:20.360 --> 0:47:21.759
<v Speaker 1>that she burped? And it was a childhood thing?

0:47:21.800 --> 0:47:23.960
<v Speaker 2>Brilliant And I said, if you want to do that,

0:47:24.360 --> 0:47:26.680
<v Speaker 2>then do it. I do it. I'm told dullah.

0:47:26.440 --> 0:47:27.439
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then I done.

0:47:27.520 --> 0:47:27.840
<v Speaker 5>Tilly.

0:47:28.000 --> 0:47:29.799
<v Speaker 1>I was having the best day of my life. And

0:47:29.800 --> 0:47:32.280
<v Speaker 1>then we had t K Max call and say, pretend

0:47:32.320 --> 0:47:34.280
<v Speaker 1>to be in a great bad mood, and I thought,

0:47:34.480 --> 0:47:35.160
<v Speaker 1>that's brilliant.

0:47:35.320 --> 0:47:38.040
<v Speaker 2>You'll imagine actually being that heavily produced.

0:47:37.320 --> 0:47:40.360
<v Speaker 1>I be awful. You know what's actually funny. I have

0:47:40.480 --> 0:47:43.800
<v Speaker 1>just wrapped filming a television show tell you an episode,

0:47:43.840 --> 0:47:45.359
<v Speaker 1>and they had any piece. I had to wear an

0:47:45.360 --> 0:47:48.520
<v Speaker 1>inny monitor like in that Morning show with Jennifer Aniston

0:47:48.560 --> 0:47:51.600
<v Speaker 1>her beautiful bronze of legs, and they they tell you

0:47:52.520 --> 0:47:53.520
<v Speaker 1>ninety of things.

0:47:53.719 --> 0:47:57.640
<v Speaker 2>They're like, that's enough, No, you're carrying on now.

0:47:57.800 --> 0:48:00.239
<v Speaker 1>They would do it mid sentence and try to produce me.

0:48:00.480 --> 0:48:02.239
<v Speaker 1>So I can't give away too much. But I was

0:48:02.239 --> 0:48:04.600
<v Speaker 1>doing a show with Sophie Monk and show that she's hosting.

0:48:04.640 --> 0:48:07.520
<v Speaker 1>I was hosting with her and they'll go, oh, Sophie go, oh,

0:48:07.560 --> 0:48:09.359
<v Speaker 1>look what they're doing now, and I go, oh my god,

0:48:09.360 --> 0:48:10.719
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe that. I don't say that, Mitch. I

0:48:10.920 --> 0:48:13.200
<v Speaker 1>can't believe they're not they're doing it, that they're not.

0:48:13.360 --> 0:48:15.319
<v Speaker 1>It was it's such a fund so hard.

0:48:15.400 --> 0:48:18.000
<v Speaker 4>So you're talking and they just interrupted.

0:48:18.160 --> 0:48:19.240
<v Speaker 1>They were in your ears. Yeah.

0:48:19.400 --> 0:48:22.520
<v Speaker 2>Every time I want I've been like, is this thing on?

0:48:22.560 --> 0:48:24.759
<v Speaker 2>Because I expect them to be I expect them to

0:48:24.800 --> 0:48:27.560
<v Speaker 2>interrupt me more. Yeah, like when we did Studio ten,

0:48:27.600 --> 0:48:30.040
<v Speaker 2>I've done Sunrise and stuff, and I'm like, they basically

0:48:30.040 --> 0:48:33.200
<v Speaker 2>just go I didn't think it's Mitchell and that's it.

0:48:33.280 --> 0:48:35.080
<v Speaker 2>And then I do it and then they're like and

0:48:35.120 --> 0:48:37.320
<v Speaker 2>you're clear, Thanks Mitchell, well done. I expect them to

0:48:37.360 --> 0:48:39.560
<v Speaker 2>me in my ear going now, you can't say that.

0:48:39.920 --> 0:48:40.080
<v Speaker 5>Oh.

0:48:40.120 --> 0:48:44.279
<v Speaker 1>When I hosted the arias I, it was a live broadcast,

0:48:44.280 --> 0:48:45.920
<v Speaker 1>so it was like live to air. We had credit

0:48:45.960 --> 0:48:48.160
<v Speaker 1>lines to give and they'd go, all right, we're in

0:48:48.320 --> 0:48:50.400
<v Speaker 1>we're in an ad, thirty seconds to air. All right, met,

0:48:50.440 --> 0:48:51.880
<v Speaker 1>you got Sophie Monk and now bring Sophie Monk on.

0:48:51.880 --> 0:48:54.920
<v Speaker 1>Four minutes to fill then delta, great, welcome back. We're

0:48:54.960 --> 0:48:57.440
<v Speaker 1>reading off the teleprom that we're here with Sophie Monk, Sophie,

0:48:57.600 --> 0:48:59.360
<v Speaker 1>so good to have you here, Rap Deltas in the

0:48:59.400 --> 0:49:04.880
<v Speaker 1>room wrap thirty seconds left with So I've had voices

0:49:04.920 --> 0:49:06.319
<v Speaker 1>in my head for years.

0:49:06.640 --> 0:49:09.560
<v Speaker 5>Yes, that's like when I was on Studio ten and

0:49:09.920 --> 0:49:12.719
<v Speaker 5>you know the voices length that was a goat heard.

0:49:12.760 --> 0:49:15.279
<v Speaker 4>It was all scripted, very true.

0:49:15.320 --> 0:49:17.480
<v Speaker 2>I feel like up on Easter Show season, we need

0:49:17.480 --> 0:49:19.919
<v Speaker 2>to make that happen again for those who haven't seen it. Oh,

0:49:20.000 --> 0:49:21.719
<v Speaker 2>you've got to repost that photo in our face?

0:49:23.040 --> 0:49:24.120
<v Speaker 1>So you you shepherd?

0:49:24.200 --> 0:49:26.600
<v Speaker 2>Some shepherd it was, wasn't it like to promote the

0:49:26.600 --> 0:49:30.279
<v Speaker 2>Sydney Easter Show and you herding goats on Studio ten. Yes,

0:49:30.360 --> 0:49:32.680
<v Speaker 2>we've got people, Mitchell. We can make this happen.

0:49:32.800 --> 0:49:35.359
<v Speaker 1>We do have people. You know what I actually I

0:49:35.360 --> 0:49:36.880
<v Speaker 1>had an idea Mitch and I were talking in the

0:49:36.920 --> 0:49:39.680
<v Speaker 1>week and there might be something to show related content

0:49:39.719 --> 0:49:40.120
<v Speaker 1>coming out.

0:49:40.200 --> 0:49:42.880
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, really we're not anymore?

0:49:43.400 --> 0:49:43.799
<v Speaker 1>What's that?

0:49:43.840 --> 0:49:46.520
<v Speaker 2>What now she knows? Oh my god?

0:49:46.600 --> 0:49:47.080
<v Speaker 1>Are we doing?

0:49:47.160 --> 0:49:48.400
<v Speaker 4>Easter Show themes.

0:49:48.719 --> 0:49:53.600
<v Speaker 2>Were named a rollercoaster after you, it's called them.

0:49:53.800 --> 0:49:57.840
<v Speaker 4>But when I was on studio with the goats anyway,

0:49:58.080 --> 0:50:01.080
<v Speaker 4>with the goats shut up.

0:50:01.680 --> 0:50:09.479
<v Speaker 5>I'm explaining my Easter show experience. No, no, anyway, I.

0:50:09.400 --> 0:50:10.120
<v Speaker 2>Was told.

0:50:11.560 --> 0:50:13.120
<v Speaker 1>He Merriton service apartment.

0:50:13.960 --> 0:50:19.840
<v Speaker 4>It's not service. I was explicitly told not to be

0:50:20.000 --> 0:50:20.600
<v Speaker 4>on camera.

0:50:20.960 --> 0:50:26.960
<v Speaker 5>Right, but you know this one goat inside to run towards.

0:50:26.480 --> 0:50:29.040
<v Speaker 1>Me one of the rooms is you picking her up

0:50:29.040 --> 0:50:33.560
<v Speaker 1>from work? But never a ride stands in the cold

0:50:33.560 --> 0:50:34.040
<v Speaker 1>every morning.

0:50:34.040 --> 0:50:35.960
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Jene, I get where you're coming from. When there's

0:50:36.000 --> 0:50:38.520
<v Speaker 2>a fucking billy the goat that's about to charge ider,

0:50:38.560 --> 0:50:42.240
<v Speaker 2>but Trath, you've got to dive in the way.

0:50:42.320 --> 0:50:44.200
<v Speaker 4>And it was just it was just us.

0:50:44.680 --> 0:50:45.279
<v Speaker 1>It was just.

0:50:46.840 --> 0:50:49.120
<v Speaker 4>Ask iter that segment.

0:50:49.800 --> 0:50:51.160
<v Speaker 2>She was in the middle of her life advive.

0:50:51.440 --> 0:50:53.920
<v Speaker 4>Yes, So it was straight.

0:50:53.600 --> 0:50:56.160
<v Speaker 1>After a brand can be debility.

0:50:57.640 --> 0:50:58.960
<v Speaker 4>That's actually what happened.

0:51:00.120 --> 0:51:02.960
<v Speaker 2>And so Jenna stepped in like professionals and she goes

0:51:03.000 --> 0:51:05.520
<v Speaker 2>not on my watching, No.

0:51:05.320 --> 0:51:07.200
<v Speaker 1>Is that actually what happened. The goats went went roight.

0:51:07.360 --> 0:51:11.400
<v Speaker 4>They charged, Yes, they charged charged their talent feet.

0:51:11.200 --> 0:51:14.520
<v Speaker 2>And on live television. Jenna was like, bullshit, I'm going

0:51:14.560 --> 0:51:17.680
<v Speaker 2>to take care of this. And there she was showing

0:51:18.480 --> 0:51:19.520
<v Speaker 2>on camera.

0:51:20.000 --> 0:51:25.719
<v Speaker 5>With my uniform diaster, an absolute disaster, but you know,

0:51:26.160 --> 0:51:27.520
<v Speaker 5>heroic for me, you know.

0:51:27.520 --> 0:51:29.640
<v Speaker 1>It was Joe Hildebrand there that day, host of the show,

0:51:30.480 --> 0:51:32.600
<v Speaker 1>because he's a friend of the pot. We could call

0:51:32.680 --> 0:51:35.080
<v Speaker 1>him and see if he remembers the moments before the

0:51:35.080 --> 0:51:36.280
<v Speaker 1>goat storm shakes.

0:51:37.040 --> 0:51:38.879
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if he'd remember, because it's it's it's

0:51:38.880 --> 0:51:42.600
<v Speaker 2>pretty possible, pretty slightly. No, it's not.

0:51:43.560 --> 0:51:47.000
<v Speaker 1>I remember. The segment was brilliant, went wrongs like the.

0:51:46.960 --> 0:51:49.799
<v Speaker 2>Goats were quite behaved, actually took one hard.

0:51:51.800 --> 0:51:54.279
<v Speaker 4>They are naughty goat Laugh.

0:51:54.480 --> 0:51:56.319
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, that's truth. Is one thing we do.

0:51:56.400 --> 0:51:58.640
<v Speaker 2>It's fucking laughed because it just stops you from bursting

0:51:58.680 --> 0:51:59.200
<v Speaker 2>into tears.

0:51:59.280 --> 0:52:02.319
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's such like a wooden frame on

0:52:02.360 --> 0:52:05.880
<v Speaker 1>someone's fridge, like a middle aged woman's fridge. And they're like,

0:52:06.280 --> 0:52:08.760
<v Speaker 1>it's like a house made of wood. If you don't laugh,

0:52:08.960 --> 0:52:09.479
<v Speaker 1>you'll die.

0:52:09.880 --> 0:52:14.280
<v Speaker 4>And it's hanging on like these string right.

0:52:15.320 --> 0:52:21.120
<v Speaker 2>Chuckle a day keep the doctor away or whatever it is.

0:52:21.239 --> 0:52:24.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's you're talking about. God, that's really fun.

0:52:24.719 --> 0:52:27.080
<v Speaker 2>Apples are the best medicine.

0:52:28.040 --> 0:52:29.640
<v Speaker 1>A wine a day keeps the doctor away?

0:52:30.440 --> 0:52:31.080
<v Speaker 4>Is that real.

0:52:32.480 --> 0:52:36.239
<v Speaker 1>Funny? Anyway? This is a d D brief welcome, So

0:52:36.360 --> 0:52:38.920
<v Speaker 1>I have to say on that I thought.

0:52:38.719 --> 0:52:44.200
<v Speaker 2>We'd establish that really what would I know episode sixty.

0:52:44.280 --> 0:52:53.239
<v Speaker 1>Guys trying and thought on that matt Or in the break.

0:52:53.400 --> 0:52:53.879
<v Speaker 2>This is easy.

0:52:54.000 --> 0:52:58.920
<v Speaker 1>Just meet the podcast. I hope you're enjoying it. Oh,

0:52:58.920 --> 0:53:03.239
<v Speaker 1>we love Let's listen to that Wady Williams grab again.

0:53:05.920 --> 0:53:10.439
<v Speaker 1>That's brilliant. You try to do a grab and I'll

0:53:10.480 --> 0:53:10.759
<v Speaker 1>do that.

0:53:10.920 --> 0:53:12.000
<v Speaker 2>Ready, you're going to do what?

0:53:12.200 --> 0:53:14.760
<v Speaker 1>Well? This is an example. We actually have that audio.

0:53:14.800 --> 0:53:16.880
<v Speaker 1>Joe hille Brand just face tuned it to me and

0:53:19.160 --> 0:53:21.960
<v Speaker 1>that's the audio of the moment the ghosts stormed the stage.

0:53:24.000 --> 0:53:29.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness, that's a grab. What do you have

0:53:29.560 --> 0:53:30.239
<v Speaker 1>a grab of? Mitch?

0:53:31.120 --> 0:53:36.560
<v Speaker 2>I have exclusive audio. It was powerpointed to me from

0:53:36.880 --> 0:53:41.000
<v Speaker 2>Richard Lavendar, husband of Samantha Armitage. It's exclusive audio of

0:53:41.040 --> 0:53:43.640
<v Speaker 2>the sigh of relief she let out when she finally

0:53:43.719 --> 0:53:46.720
<v Speaker 2>left the Channel seven building after quitting Sunrise. Take a listen.

0:53:49.000 --> 0:53:52.360
<v Speaker 2>Why that is Thank you Richard huge.

0:53:52.560 --> 0:53:57.919
<v Speaker 1>Jenna, that's really interesting. I have some audio too. That's

0:53:58.000 --> 0:54:07.040
<v Speaker 1>just someone Habo Hotel to me. Sorry, someone club penguin it.

0:54:10.880 --> 0:54:12.920
<v Speaker 2>Hang on, I feel like someone actually could club Penguin

0:54:12.960 --> 0:54:17.440
<v Speaker 2>it to young audio file bullshit. Jenna wears your laptop

0:54:17.680 --> 0:54:18.600
<v Speaker 2>clak Penguin.

0:54:18.719 --> 0:54:21.279
<v Speaker 1>The only thing we can send on penguin are puffles?

0:54:22.080 --> 0:54:24.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to remember puffles. No, not at all.

0:54:24.239 --> 0:54:24.560
<v Speaker 5>Club.

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<v Speaker 1>You know this is a true story, guy, how did.

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<v Speaker 2>You say penguin?

0:54:28.320 --> 0:54:33.160
<v Speaker 1>Penguin, penguin got pancreas. This is a true story.

0:54:33.239 --> 0:54:34.880
<v Speaker 4>Cod penguin doesn't even exist.

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<v Speaker 1>Shut down, shut down, my little sister, Rachel, this is

0:54:37.920 --> 0:54:40.840
<v Speaker 1>a true story. Was groomed by a pedophile cod penguin?

0:54:41.440 --> 0:54:41.960
<v Speaker 2>Virtually?

0:54:42.120 --> 0:54:44.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, virtually by a penguin.

0:54:45.320 --> 0:54:47.640
<v Speaker 2>I feel like you can't use the word groom without

0:54:47.680 --> 0:54:50.919
<v Speaker 2>clarifying that it was virtual. What do you mean because

0:54:50.960 --> 0:54:53.200
<v Speaker 2>when you say he was she was groomed by a pedophile,

0:54:53.239 --> 0:54:56.160
<v Speaker 2>that sounds like a horrible situation, like she was caressed

0:54:56.160 --> 0:55:00.520
<v Speaker 2>at the library or something. Is a word pictured some

0:55:00.600 --> 0:55:04.200
<v Speaker 2>actual physical skinned skin, not COVID safe contact happening with

0:55:04.239 --> 0:55:07.440
<v Speaker 2>a pedophile. I'm gonna sit on Club Penguin, block the bastard.

0:55:07.480 --> 0:55:09.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm calling my sister to prove it. You don't believe me.

0:55:09.680 --> 0:55:11.880
<v Speaker 2>I believe I'm just saying your terminology is shocking.

0:55:11.880 --> 0:55:13.600
<v Speaker 1>I won't be laughed at and told that I'm a liar.

0:55:13.600 --> 0:55:16.520
<v Speaker 2>In my liar, you're a liar.

0:55:16.840 --> 0:55:19.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm not doing Hello. Sorry, I'm with Mitch and Jenna.

0:55:19.360 --> 0:55:21.160
<v Speaker 1>They don't believe me that Rachel was groomed by a

0:55:21.160 --> 0:55:24.360
<v Speaker 1>penguin on club Penguin, No, you said pedophile was You

0:55:24.400 --> 0:55:29.080
<v Speaker 1>said pedophile was by a pedophile, right, Becky? Yeah? Because

0:55:29.120 --> 0:55:30.960
<v Speaker 1>she came to us like I've got an online boyfriend,

0:55:30.960 --> 0:55:32.400
<v Speaker 1>and then we went back in the messages of like

0:55:32.960 --> 0:55:34.200
<v Speaker 1>sho sh igloo, etc.

0:55:34.680 --> 0:55:37.440
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, and then remember Dad was like, why is my

0:55:37.520 --> 0:55:41.480
<v Speaker 8>black MX getting all these club taking out of it?

0:55:41.640 --> 0:55:42.720
<v Speaker 4>And she had to come clean.

0:55:42.920 --> 0:55:45.080
<v Speaker 1>Yes, she went, I'm sending puffle bucks to.

0:55:45.520 --> 0:55:47.640
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she's like the penguin made me do it.

0:55:47.960 --> 0:55:48.080
<v Speaker 5>Oh.

0:55:48.160 --> 0:55:51.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we all thought she was lying. And that's the

0:55:51.440 --> 0:55:54.320
<v Speaker 1>same period lesbian on horses.

0:55:54.360 --> 0:55:56.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, what what's this?

0:55:59.239 --> 0:56:01.720
<v Speaker 2>The cherries are from breeder, Becky.

0:56:01.960 --> 0:56:04.520
<v Speaker 1>So someone mom, mom and Dad sat me, Becky and

0:56:04.600 --> 0:56:06.600
<v Speaker 1>Rachel down because someone had googled and.

0:56:06.560 --> 0:56:08.560
<v Speaker 2>They said lesbian horses disgusts.

0:56:09.000 --> 0:56:10.600
<v Speaker 1>Someone googled horse lesbians.

0:56:11.360 --> 0:56:12.800
<v Speaker 5>But it was like l E s Space.

0:56:13.840 --> 0:56:16.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, someone googled horse lesbians and.

0:56:16.520 --> 0:56:18.840
<v Speaker 2>With your with your father Mark sitting there sweading. But

0:56:18.960 --> 0:56:20.040
<v Speaker 2>that's knowing it was him.

0:56:21.440 --> 0:56:24.160
<v Speaker 1>Because we got like infiltrated with those members. Back in

0:56:24.160 --> 0:56:26.799
<v Speaker 1>the day, you'd get all the porn ads. Yeah, off

0:56:26.800 --> 0:56:30.000
<v Speaker 1>your screen, and it'd be like it'd be like danger danger. Yeah,

0:56:30.040 --> 0:56:32.640
<v Speaker 1>it was like Lowers from Family Guys sleeping with Homer Simpson,

0:56:32.719 --> 0:56:34.440
<v Speaker 1>like really weird niche porn ads.

0:56:36.040 --> 0:56:37.560
<v Speaker 2>No, it was just cob tangling character.

0:56:37.960 --> 0:56:40.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh god. Yeah, she was groomed by a pedophile and

0:56:40.600 --> 0:56:43.120
<v Speaker 1>that's what inspired you to go into the bees. Right, Yeah,

0:56:43.200 --> 0:56:47.000
<v Speaker 1>that's it. Thank you, Becky, and congratulations guys. Becky got

0:56:47.000 --> 0:56:48.720
<v Speaker 1>engaged to her on site.

0:56:50.280 --> 0:56:54.880
<v Speaker 5>Congratulations, congratulations, thank you.

0:56:55.480 --> 0:56:56.560
<v Speaker 1>It's all very exciting.

0:56:57.120 --> 0:56:58.000
<v Speaker 5>It is exciting.

0:56:58.640 --> 0:57:00.920
<v Speaker 1>We could do an ob from the wedding broadcast.

0:57:01.000 --> 0:57:02.880
<v Speaker 3>We should could could.

0:57:04.560 --> 0:57:06.320
<v Speaker 1>Mitch is not impressive.

0:57:07.600 --> 0:57:10.040
<v Speaker 2>It was like, I'm not invited. I it's linger. What's

0:57:10.080 --> 0:57:11.919
<v Speaker 2>that are You're not watching math?

0:57:12.360 --> 0:57:12.520
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:57:12.560 --> 0:57:15.319
<v Speaker 1>We well we've done a whole Maths episode. We had

0:57:15.400 --> 0:57:17.400
<v Speaker 1>someone that worked with Bryce and revealed of a goss

0:57:17.440 --> 0:57:18.200
<v Speaker 1>to us on the show.

0:57:19.200 --> 0:57:22.920
<v Speaker 8>I'm just watching him now. It's amazing.

0:57:23.000 --> 0:57:24.320
<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, we love you, good chat.

0:57:24.360 --> 0:57:24.919
<v Speaker 3>We'll talk soon.

0:57:25.720 --> 0:57:26.400
<v Speaker 7>We love you too.

0:57:27.320 --> 0:57:33.000
<v Speaker 1>See Becky Cheery my sister coming to us live from LinkedIn.

0:57:33.280 --> 0:57:35.959
<v Speaker 2>Now, what I'd love to know from Bebo, what I'd

0:57:35.960 --> 0:57:44.439
<v Speaker 2>love to know is pastor prosecco, please sure. What I'd

0:57:44.480 --> 0:57:48.960
<v Speaker 2>like to know is how has your sister, who is,

0:57:49.520 --> 0:57:53.080
<v Speaker 2>from what I can gather, very intelligent. She's a bloody

0:57:53.080 --> 0:57:54.200
<v Speaker 2>pedo hunter, isn't she.

0:57:54.360 --> 0:57:56.240
<v Speaker 1>Well, we can't really give that. Yes, she works in

0:57:56.280 --> 0:57:58.840
<v Speaker 1>there in the Yes, sex crimes department.

0:57:58.920 --> 0:57:59.800
<v Speaker 2>She's a pedo hunter.

0:58:00.520 --> 0:58:03.680
<v Speaker 1>Well, peto, I think it's pedo is it? It's for

0:58:03.760 --> 0:58:07.960
<v Speaker 1>you as for you, Laura, not. She's Mariska Hagrity anyway.

0:58:08.120 --> 0:58:09.640
<v Speaker 2>From what I can gather, she had to get she

0:58:09.640 --> 0:58:11.480
<v Speaker 2>had to blood your way through law school, which means

0:58:11.520 --> 0:58:14.800
<v Speaker 2>she's got a brain on her. How exactly is she

0:58:15.040 --> 0:58:17.520
<v Speaker 2>the type that sits down and watches married at first

0:58:17.560 --> 0:58:21.120
<v Speaker 2>Sight and doesn't think this is thoroughly beneath me? It's lightheard,

0:58:21.360 --> 0:58:23.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm dune as dogshit and even I'm too smart for me.

0:58:23.560 --> 0:58:25.960
<v Speaker 5>But maybe she wants something, you know, laid back, more

0:58:26.280 --> 0:58:27.720
<v Speaker 5>where she doesn't have to think.

0:58:27.640 --> 0:58:32.320
<v Speaker 2>After arts or something after day she's at catching pedos.

0:58:32.800 --> 0:58:35.520
<v Speaker 4>Maybe she just wants maths.

0:58:35.720 --> 0:58:38.880
<v Speaker 1>Guys, it's lighthearted entertainment and she's always loved reality shows.

0:58:38.880 --> 0:58:42.920
<v Speaker 1>We grew up watching Kardashians together, and that's probably it.

0:58:43.200 --> 0:58:46.560
<v Speaker 2>Okay, the Kardashians not gonna lie. Very good, switch off

0:58:46.600 --> 0:58:49.960
<v Speaker 2>show Great. If I'm ever feeling like I've just I've

0:58:49.960 --> 0:58:55.320
<v Speaker 2>been too smart today, which happens often, I do pop

0:58:55.360 --> 0:58:57.640
<v Speaker 2>on hey you and just watch them Kardashians. Did you

0:58:57.680 --> 0:59:01.200
<v Speaker 2>ever watch those episodes they did? And oh so you

0:59:01.240 --> 0:59:03.240
<v Speaker 2>would have seen the ones they did during lockdown when

0:59:03.240 --> 0:59:06.000
<v Speaker 2>they weren't allowed a crew because you know, everyone was

0:59:06.040 --> 0:59:08.280
<v Speaker 2>working from home. The cameramen weren't out in their house,

0:59:08.440 --> 0:59:10.440
<v Speaker 2>so they were filming on selfie sticks and stuff.

0:59:10.720 --> 0:59:12.840
<v Speaker 1>It was so bad.

0:59:13.480 --> 0:59:16.240
<v Speaker 2>It was so bad. It was like watching YouTuber's vlog.

0:59:16.880 --> 0:59:19.160
<v Speaker 2>It's like, you don't have a life, really, how pard

0:59:19.200 --> 0:59:21.240
<v Speaker 2>of you? And you're selfie sick. You've just got nothing happening.

0:59:21.280 --> 0:59:22.640
<v Speaker 4>Do you remember vlogmis?

0:59:22.840 --> 0:59:24.000
<v Speaker 1>Did you ever do Vlogmas?

0:59:24.040 --> 0:59:27.600
<v Speaker 2>I believe I did. How do you explain Vogmas? What

0:59:27.640 --> 0:59:28.080
<v Speaker 2>was it again?

0:59:28.240 --> 0:59:32.840
<v Speaker 1>It was one video vlog every day until Christmas in December?

0:59:32.920 --> 0:59:35.160
<v Speaker 2>Right, yeah, yeah, I did Vogmas. I did it.

0:59:35.160 --> 0:59:36.440
<v Speaker 1>It was like an advent calendar.

0:59:36.840 --> 0:59:38.680
<v Speaker 4>It was like a big zoella thing.

0:59:38.800 --> 0:59:40.440
<v Speaker 1>It was. I would love to go back and watch

0:59:40.440 --> 0:59:41.160
<v Speaker 1>your vogmass.

0:59:41.960 --> 0:59:43.840
<v Speaker 2>I think I unpublished a lot of things when I

0:59:43.880 --> 0:59:45.760
<v Speaker 2>got my job here at Kiss for fear of people

0:59:45.880 --> 0:59:48.960
<v Speaker 2>like you going back and watching my old awful videos. Jeat,

0:59:49.000 --> 0:59:49.680
<v Speaker 2>it's probably seen them.

0:59:49.720 --> 0:59:50.880
<v Speaker 4>I think I've seen them.

0:59:50.960 --> 0:59:55.720
<v Speaker 2>Should we do podmos daily podcast every day of December?

0:59:55.840 --> 0:59:57.520
<v Speaker 1>We could pioneer it in the lead up to.

0:59:57.560 --> 0:59:59.440
<v Speaker 2>Christ Now it's probably been done, but we'll pioneer it.

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<v Speaker 1>Pods.

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<v Speaker 4>I like it.

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<v Speaker 1>And what do we do every day?

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<v Speaker 2>Pot just say things into a microphone.

1:00:09.040 --> 1:00:09.360
<v Speaker 1>Talk?

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<v Speaker 2>We do it every week.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, that's a brilliant idea. We should call it podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't understand what's pot miss guys I'm about to

1:00:20.000 --> 1:00:23.919
<v Speaker 2>have a stroke. Mitch is like, for some reason, there's

1:00:23.920 --> 1:00:25.320
<v Speaker 2>this I can't feel my left arms.

1:00:26.200 --> 1:00:27.400
<v Speaker 1>That happened to me the other night. I'm like, hey,

1:00:27.560 --> 1:00:29.080
<v Speaker 1>think I'm having a heart attacks. I had two chicken

1:00:29.120 --> 1:00:32.160
<v Speaker 1>and cheeses an hour ago. You've been sleeping on your

1:00:32.240 --> 1:00:33.240
<v Speaker 1>arm and I went, oh, that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, so you had two chicken and cheeses and then

1:00:37.320 --> 1:00:41.160
<v Speaker 2>within that hour fell asleep on your arm. God, what

1:00:41.280 --> 1:00:42.960
<v Speaker 2>a rough day. You were such a catch, you know.

1:00:42.960 --> 1:00:46.280
<v Speaker 1>If I searched Mitchell Tury on YouTube, the first five

1:00:46.360 --> 1:00:50.280
<v Speaker 1>videos are Mitchell Coomb's video Really look I'm in I'm

1:00:50.280 --> 1:00:54.200
<v Speaker 1>in the first three. Wait, what here? Me and you

1:00:54.280 --> 1:00:56.080
<v Speaker 1>in the car doing that sketch that did very well.

1:00:56.120 --> 1:00:58.680
<v Speaker 1>Then there's the bogun Gate tour. When you search Mitchell Tury,

1:00:59.240 --> 1:01:01.320
<v Speaker 1>then there's me filming my dog Hamish on the.

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<v Speaker 4>Gold What about California Girls?

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<v Speaker 1>Because you have.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing to do with those videos, nothing to do with

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<v Speaker 2>We're just bloody jointed the hip.

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<v Speaker 4>What about California Girls is better?

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<v Speaker 1>Here is Cavoodal and Cavalier Chewing Thongs, which I published

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<v Speaker 1>in two thousand and four?

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<v Speaker 4>Can you write in my name? I bet nothing comes up?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, if you search ready bad Sparkler Bomb, you

1:01:25.200 --> 1:01:29.360
<v Speaker 1>will get a video. Sorry what if you search the

1:01:29.440 --> 1:01:33.160
<v Speaker 1>video Badass Sparkler Bomb, you will get a video of

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<v Speaker 1>me and my best friend at the time, Wade, building

1:01:38.000 --> 1:01:40.640
<v Speaker 1>a sparkler on a pontoon on my birthday?

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<v Speaker 3>What here it is?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you please tell us what we're about to do?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Well, there's one six sparkway.

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<v Speaker 4>Why did I have created it? Created?

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<v Speaker 1>That's me?

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<v Speaker 2>That's not a particular Wait, is that you anchoring your tea?

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<v Speaker 2>First off?

1:02:01.440 --> 1:02:03.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? About it again? My cousin goes, Mitchell Jury. What

1:02:03.800 --> 1:02:05.680
<v Speaker 1>do we have here? We're on the pontoon I built

1:02:05.880 --> 1:02:09.280
<v Speaker 1>a bomb, an actual bomb. For the last month, Wade

1:02:09.280 --> 1:02:11.200
<v Speaker 1>came over every day after school and we'd add more

1:02:11.240 --> 1:02:13.320
<v Speaker 1>chemicals to it. I stole a scriper magnesium from the

1:02:13.360 --> 1:02:16.320
<v Speaker 1>science lockers in high school and added it to it.

1:02:16.320 --> 1:02:18.440
<v Speaker 1>Wait till you see this explosion. The whole family. We

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<v Speaker 1>had family fly down from Brisbane to see this.

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<v Speaker 5>Viewing we'll continue Michel jury, How can you please tell

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<v Speaker 5>us what we're about to do?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, there's one thousand and twenty six bucks.

1:02:28.520 --> 1:02:32.000
<v Speaker 1>Sound like you now that way, and I have created it.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean we're in the rock.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait for it to explode, right, okay? And lash on, No, no,

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<v Speaker 4>there's no flash.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a flash.

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<v Speaker 2>You sound like a woman on the phone making a

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<v Speaker 2>complaint way tonight, have been through your live through that

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<v Speaker 2>we created my dollar ca.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you two please come around and just watch this

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<v Speaker 1>bomb go off. I'm not even joke you have to

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<v Speaker 1>say anything.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't have to really dumb it down for me,

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<v Speaker 2>because you were saying, like, isn't it magny Krali. I

1:03:02.440 --> 1:03:04.560
<v Speaker 2>didn't understand dumb it down for me? What the fuck

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<v Speaker 2>did you do? You made a bomb?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, No, we didn't make a bomb. God, this is

1:03:07.960 --> 1:03:10.160
<v Speaker 1>gonna be It's gonna be sent to Aco. We made

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<v Speaker 1>a sparkle bomb, which is essentially a firework. You know,

1:03:12.640 --> 1:03:14.560
<v Speaker 1>sparkleers have Earthday too, you Happy New Years? You know

1:03:14.600 --> 1:03:18.200
<v Speaker 1>a party sparklet is full. You get upwards of three, four,

1:03:18.240 --> 1:03:21.920
<v Speaker 1>five hundred sparklers, put them together, then you duct tape them,

1:03:22.000 --> 1:03:24.480
<v Speaker 1>masking tape them together and it's a firework. You pull

1:03:24.560 --> 1:03:26.800
<v Speaker 1>one out in the center, you light that and what

1:03:26.840 --> 1:03:28.680
<v Speaker 1>does a sparkle do? It burns down like a fuse

1:03:28.720 --> 1:03:31.840
<v Speaker 1>in a Wiley Coyote cartoon. Anyway, we wanted to make

1:03:31.880 --> 1:03:34.160
<v Speaker 1>it bigger, so I broke into the science labs in

1:03:34.160 --> 1:03:37.000
<v Speaker 1>the Wilaware High School Science department. Mister burn ironic name,

1:03:37.960 --> 1:03:40.440
<v Speaker 1>left the door unlocked, that's a true story. And I

1:03:40.560 --> 1:03:43.600
<v Speaker 1>stole a strip of magnesium which the week before we'd

1:03:43.640 --> 1:03:45.800
<v Speaker 1>only just burn and it lights up like a purple light.

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<v Speaker 1>We added it to the middle of the sparkle of bomb.

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<v Speaker 1>We invited all my family down.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, the juries at the drop of the hat

1:03:54.440 --> 1:03:57.520
<v Speaker 2>would fly into state for such a stupid family occasion.

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<v Speaker 1>Uploaded it mitch Dogs, mitch Dog, mitch Dog three three three.

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<v Speaker 1>I was heavily believing I was a straight man at

1:04:04.080 --> 1:04:04.400
<v Speaker 1>that point.

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<v Speaker 2>Come look, Mitchell, I'm just more surprised that you didn't

1:04:07.440 --> 1:04:10.000
<v Speaker 2>actually lean more into that stage name. Can you imagine?

1:04:10.040 --> 1:04:12.240
<v Speaker 2>Good Ay, guys, welcome to the show. It's Mitch Coombs

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<v Speaker 2>and Mitch Dog three three.

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<v Speaker 1>Come and have a look. So we're on the pontoon.

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<v Speaker 1>We used to live on a waterfront property. The GFC

1:04:19.400 --> 1:04:21.840
<v Speaker 1>really crippled the parents money. But anyway, have a look.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not.

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<v Speaker 5>Move away if it explodes.

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<v Speaker 1>And can't move away the audience at least.

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<v Speaker 4>Family dance on a Sunday night.

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<v Speaker 1>That's amaz.

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<v Speaker 3>I was very excited.

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<v Speaker 1>It goes again.

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<v Speaker 3>Ready, oh my.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the best part. Ready, put the headphones on.

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<v Speaker 1>Dad blows it out with a with a fire extinguisher

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<v Speaker 1>and my mum's best friend Anne makes a joke that

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<v Speaker 1>she thinks is gonna kill you know when everyone's laughing

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<v Speaker 1>and then you make a joke and then the room

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<v Speaker 1>is dead sidel laughter. Still to this day, it's hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>No one laughs at her joke for the fire, but

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<v Speaker 1>the base of the fire, no one laughs. I'll post

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<v Speaker 1>that video and enduring idiots the secret Facebook group. This

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<v Speaker 1>is that's the straightest this show's ever been.

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<v Speaker 2>If you can't be bothered going and watching that video,

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<v Speaker 2>here's mine two cents worth. That's what I call city

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<v Speaker 2>folk marveling at such a normal thing in the country.

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<v Speaker 2>It's actually a word for it. It's called a bonfire.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, and importing a legal fireworks from a state

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<v Speaker 2>that was so boring what I just watched.

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<v Speaker 4>Fun't fit the ones in the country.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, true, I guess that bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got to come to a bog and gate bonfire

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<v Speaker 2>different steaks. Yeah, like, I just that was. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>believe your family flew from into state. You really just

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<v Speaker 2>have a family gathering at the drop of a hat.

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<v Speaker 2>They flew into state to watch that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I thought it was great entertainment in the army.

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<v Speaker 2>Well you would because you've never had a bonfire.

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<v Speaker 1>No, very true.

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<v Speaker 2>You had to get counseled approval, and shit.

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<v Speaker 1>I've had bonfire smoke, hickory, honey ham smoke, barbecue, baby

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<v Speaker 1>back ribs.

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<v Speaker 2>That is kind of weirdly impressive though, that you manufactured

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<v Speaker 2>some sort of explosive device.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, yeah, we did it from home, and we

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<v Speaker 1>could have killed a spart Hey, we live on to

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<v Speaker 1>tell the story.

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<v Speaker 2>Did we batally know what could have happened? Like, imagine

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<v Speaker 2>if you all perished?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the pontoons sunk and we all drowned. I'm at

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<v Speaker 1>the base of the fire.

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<v Speaker 4>I was thinking more you all burnt.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, it wouldn't have happened. Wouldn't happen? Mom and Dad

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't let us do it? Very very, very very I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just very drunk. I need to go home.

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<v Speaker 2>We haven't had any more alcohol than usual.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, we have. I also haven't eaten all day. Surprised.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's it. Then we've definitely, like the last five

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<v Speaker 2>out of six episodes, we've had a whole bottle of

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<v Speaker 2>champagne while it's broadcasting, and you've not been this affected.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, I had a bottle of nutra grain at like

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<v Speaker 1>ten thirty this morning, and that is it.

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<v Speaker 4>I like how before the show you said I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>going to have any of that.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I did actually quite abruptly, didn't. I.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you're very angry.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck you know what I could jump into right now?

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<v Speaker 1>And I just love it? What crunchy fried chicken from

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<v Speaker 1>a ROOSTERA We've already given away our you know, payload.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have to say that anymore. But oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I got a fucking box right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh me too.

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<v Speaker 1>Do we like that mispronunciation? I was quite proud of

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<v Speaker 1>it when I found it, quite a simple one.

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<v Speaker 4>I liked it. I liked it.

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<v Speaker 1>He's well done, guys. Well, don't everyone on the hit

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<v Speaker 1>the post. That was very well a good game.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't like it.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like you're just thinking out loud at this point,

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<v Speaker 2>aren't you.

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<v Speaker 1>That was an air check note you gave me very

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<v Speaker 1>early on at the end of the show. I used

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<v Speaker 1>to just do that because I'm drunk. I used to

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<v Speaker 1>just speak what I was thinking. And he pulled me

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<v Speaker 1>aside one day and he said, we the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the show goes on for too long because you just

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<v Speaker 1>say what you think.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, you are in the middle of what

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<v Speaker 2>I feel is going to be the most succinct of

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<v Speaker 2>tight wraps. Thanks for listening, guys. We'll catch you back

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<v Speaker 2>next week. I should pluck my eyebrows, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>why are you thinking out loud?

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<v Speaker 5>You were about it was so close to finish it

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<v Speaker 5>and then go on about a story. Oh my sister Becky, Oh,

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<v Speaker 5>she plucked too much for her eyebrow last week.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, my grandmother actually in bented tweezers.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's get her.

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<v Speaker 1>On the phone. You mean a a story about home

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<v Speaker 1>that's not funny. Getting people on the phone is a

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<v Speaker 1>great beat that radio people do at World World over.

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<v Speaker 1>What I don't know. Let's go. Thank you for celebrating

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<v Speaker 1>It is sixty with us. Back next week for episode

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<v Speaker 1>sixty one. See then by everyone? Why actually you know

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<v Speaker 1>what is next week?

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<v Speaker 5>B