Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney sell several meters from a
Speaker 2: trapeze while performing in the musical Pivot.
Speaker 3: Sell the things that make more sense than others.
Speaker 1: Bring pikes, nurseries, pikes, p y k e s Hey,
Speaker 1: why I Hey?
Speaker 3: As in kill hey?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adultshood?
Speaker 2: Why is your life so expensive? I'm not even having
Speaker 2: a good child. Is just.
Speaker 1: A couple of mitches? What about me?
Speaker 4: Don't forget.
Speaker 1: He is MITUREI and.
Speaker 2: Gooday guys, welcome to the show. How are we Mitchell?
Speaker 2: Don't leave me hanging?
Speaker 1: Hello, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4: I'm here too.
Speaker 5: Hi.
Speaker 2: Yes, that third wheel, grounds keeper general as always? God,
Speaker 2: what's up yours?
Speaker 1: I'm in a fucking foul mood this week? I had
Speaker 1: for no reason whatsoever. I've just woken up on the
Speaker 1: wrong side of the bed.
Speaker 2: Is that metaphorical or is that something that actually fucks
Speaker 2: people off? Waking up on the wrong side of the
Speaker 2: bed because you actually share a bed with your boyfriend.
Speaker 2: I feel like that will be.
Speaker 1: If I woke up on the wrong side of bed,
Speaker 1: Hayden would be dead. It'd killed was like, oh I
Speaker 1: woke up very grummy. He's like, can I make your breakfast?
Speaker 1: I like shut, I didn't. I didn't truly, But I'm
Speaker 1: just in one of those moods. No one can show
Speaker 1: me up, no one.
Speaker 2: I needn't bother then, all right, don't even I was
Speaker 2: gonna say, am I going to have to try and
Speaker 2: fill the void and be really cheery and positive because
Speaker 2: that's going to be very difficult.
Speaker 1: You're going to have to be me.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Jenna was in a foul mood last week. Now it's
Speaker 2: your turn. It's making it really difficult for me to
Speaker 2: find my place. If I'm not the bitch of the piece,
Speaker 2: then what am I?
Speaker 1: Some bubbles too?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, that'll cheer you up, surely. I feel like
Speaker 2: we've been drunk more often than not so far into
Speaker 2: three podcast. Okay, if it's for our sixtieth episode.
Speaker 1: Oh it is our sixtieth, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, surely that'll put a smile on your face.
Speaker 1: Oh it should, but cheer up. No, I'm still sad
Speaker 1: happy sixtieth thought, you too, don't even have any music
Speaker 1: to celebrate.
Speaker 2: I've got to tell you sixtieths not that special an occasion.
Speaker 2: I did google it. I was like, what are sixtieth traditions?
Speaker 1: Okay, so celebrate on all the music. Oh I already
Speaker 1: had it on the wall, but I forgot, so it's here.
Speaker 1: She'd have it. Sorry everyone, Yes, what's the celebratory.
Speaker 2: But I was like, are there any sixtieth traditions for
Speaker 2: you know, sixtieth birthday? Sixtieth anniversary? Is that we could
Speaker 2: you know, take inspiration from? And fuck, I found the
Speaker 2: most boring gift list of my life. It's like, oh,
Speaker 2: here are some gift ideas for your sixtieth wedding anniversary.
Speaker 1: Because there are gifts you're supposed to get at the
Speaker 1: different tiers, right like ten years as would and then
Speaker 1: ten fifteen years.
Speaker 2: Well, if we're going off annivers thary, that's six fifth episode.
Speaker 2: If we're treating that like an annivers thary, we should
Speaker 2: be getting a letter from the queen the status. Also,
Speaker 2: it's like the diamond anniversary, so were any diamonds true? Anyway?
Speaker 2: This is the gift recommendation that I found for a
Speaker 2: sixtieth anniversaries. But couples to give to each other a
Speaker 2: new front load washer and dryer to help keep the
Speaker 2: home tidy. Oh dear, A comfy new mattress to give
Speaker 2: you and your loved one a better night's rest.
Speaker 4: That's quite nice.
Speaker 2: A treadmill to keep you and your spouse in shape.
Speaker 4: That's a bit rude.
Speaker 2: This is a vacuum cleaning robot that will keep your
Speaker 2: flaws clean. Things. These are things that I get excited
Speaker 2: about now. I'm not waiting for sixty years of marriage.
Speaker 4: Oh I wish I got that when I.
Speaker 1: Was imagine getting to sixty years of marriage with someone.
Speaker 1: But this is probably written for a heterosexual couple. So
Speaker 1: a man and a woman and getting given a.
Speaker 2: Romba, getting given a fucking slow cooker. I'd be furious.
Speaker 2: You'd think that they would actually have all these things already, Like,
Speaker 2: have they gone sixty years of marriage without a mattress?
Speaker 1: Finally we can buy a seed?
Speaker 5: Why are you complaining on my sixties burnt at the
Speaker 5: stake in front of two thousand, three hundred people.
Speaker 1: Wow, what an amount of people.
Speaker 2: We get it. You know you've lived multiple LOLd We
Speaker 2: get it anyway. Everyone now coming up later today, you
Speaker 2: might remember last week Mitchell said that he you know,
Speaker 2: being a radio announcer is really good at hitting the post,
Speaker 2: which is where no, you don't like to us at all.
Speaker 2: You mentioned that you're really good at hitting the post,
Speaker 2: which is the term they used for when you know
Speaker 2: how radio announcers talk over the intro of a song
Speaker 2: and they stopped talking as soon as the lyrics starts.
Speaker 2: Sounds really slick and smooth. You were like, Oh, I
Speaker 2: can do that without fail. It's it's in my genes. Well,
Speaker 2: we're doing a hit the post challenge. I've got a
Speaker 2: couple of songs that a little out of your comfort
Speaker 2: zone to see if you can just feel it in
Speaker 2: your waters. I think I can as a gifted radio announcer.
Speaker 2: See if you can do it, I'll.
Speaker 1: Be rumpy doing it. Here's Rihanna enjoy kiss.
Speaker 2: Well that's coming up later on. And another thing, guys, Hi,
Speaker 2: we just we've recorded this separately. Jenna's not in the
Speaker 2: rooms in.
Speaker 1: The bathroom shit.
Speaker 2: So this hit the post challenge that we're doing later
Speaker 2: on in the show, it is that, but it is
Speaker 2: also another round of this lighting Jenny, we got it good.
Speaker 2: What's a little bit of mental turmoil between friends?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 2: We love to make her question her own sanity. What
Speaker 2: we're going to do in this hit the Post challenge
Speaker 2: is give Jenner a go, and we're going to play
Speaker 2: a song with no lyrics and see how long it
Speaker 2: takes her to realize that it's just an instrumental.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it's an instrumental. So where the post starts,
Speaker 1: there's nothing, it's just.
Speaker 2: No And so we're going to see how long it
Speaker 2: takes her to realize she's going to start going insane,
Speaker 2: being like what the fuck? Where are the lyrics?
Speaker 1: Where the lyrics exactly what we want? All right? Enjoy?
Speaker 2: So that'll happen later on where.
Speaker 1: We plus, I have another mispronunciation.
Speaker 2: It's been a while since we've had a mispronunciation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And you know what I've noticed, like the world
Speaker 1: is loving mispronunciations. There's trends for mispronunciation. You had another
Speaker 1: one about gorilla or something or yogurt? What was it?
Speaker 2: Oh? Prince Harry said that his son's first word was crocodile. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and he goes three syllables and I was like, isn't
Speaker 2: it four crocco dial?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Apparently I'm wrong. And I every time I refresh my Instagram,
Speaker 2: I get more comments saying you're wrong, you're wrong, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's been two weeks. I get it, I'm wrong,
Speaker 2: you're wrong.
Speaker 1: People love it, people love mispronunciations.
Speaker 2: So it's one. Is this one an extra syllable or
Speaker 2: just a mispronunciation in general?
Speaker 1: Mis pronunciation in general? Right? Okay, the same amount of syllables.
Speaker 1: It's from a brit a brit in power mind you,
Speaker 1: and it is so simple. Let's bring it back to basics. Right,
Speaker 1: this is a word that no one should be mispronunciation, mispronouncing.
Speaker 2: Move on. Can I just say something though? On the
Speaker 2: topic of mispronunciations, The most infamous one on this show is,
Speaker 2: of course, when you added an extra syllable to the
Speaker 2: word mind.
Speaker 1: I'm not a perp Blians.
Speaker 2: You've just always said b Lion's wrong your whole life.
Speaker 2: And I said, it's two syllables because there's two claps lions. Yes, well,
Speaker 2: I've been inundated with comments like I just mentioned, and
Speaker 2: apparently I've been counting syllables wrong my whole life.
Speaker 4: You're wrong.
Speaker 2: You don't do claps, so blions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were all taught in school.
Speaker 2: You put your hand under your chin sort of like
Speaker 2: a little like a centimeter away from your chin.
Speaker 1: You're posing for a photo.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, there's a gap between your chin and your hand.
Speaker 2: And then you count how many times your mouth touches
Speaker 2: it as you say the word. So lions, it touched
Speaker 2: it once.
Speaker 1: Let me blind lions. I've got two chains to touch.
Speaker 1: It doesn't work for everyone.
Speaker 2: Well, apparently that's how you measure syllable so kroco diial
Speaker 2: I still only touched it three timesimes my ten a
Speaker 2: fucking Bogue and Gate Public School. How did you teach
Speaker 2: me the wrong way?
Speaker 1: Well, we have another one coming up later in the show.
Speaker 1: We will get to it. Let's start though. If it
Speaker 1: is your first time listening, this is it just me
Speaker 1: brought to you. I Red Rooster. You can try the
Speaker 1: new crunchy fried chicken today.
Speaker 2: Oh god, you got to It's so good and.
Speaker 1: I'm getting ads for it. It must have hurt the crunch
Speaker 1: in the car too. I got a Red Rooster roll
Speaker 1: the other night on the way home through drive through
Speaker 1: the same drive through that is near your house.
Speaker 2: I'm so proud of you. You went out of your
Speaker 2: way to go to Red Ruster.
Speaker 1: It was a twenty minute detour peak Hower traffic, crunchy
Speaker 1: fried chicken's amazing. So, guys, you just have to try it.
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you. You know how sometimes when you
Speaker 2: get takeaway fried chicken, the crumb kind of just falls
Speaker 2: off and it's a bit soggy.
Speaker 1: Like a shell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the synergy between the chicken itself and the actual
Speaker 2: fried the fried chicken crumb. Oh, it's just something else.
Speaker 2: They get a long baby. They fucking work hand in hand.
Speaker 3: They really do.
Speaker 2: The chicken.
Speaker 5: Guys, it's not it's not oily at all.
Speaker 1: No, it's not.
Speaker 4: So it makes you feel better about yourself.
Speaker 1: Guys, you just you have to try it. If you
Speaker 1: haven't gone, get it. Let's kick off the show the
Speaker 1: same way we do every week with it. Is it
Speaker 1: just me? Each? I have one, Mitch has one. It's
Speaker 1: some thing that we noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go first because this is something that
Speaker 1: hay And won't shut up about and something that people
Speaker 1: really have embraced in this country. Married at first sight,
Speaker 1: Here we go. Is it just me? Do you think
Speaker 1: Bryce from Maths is the biggest dickhead this country has
Speaker 1: seen since Harold Hold? I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: The dickhead. Yes, went missing in an ocean. He went missing.
Speaker 1: He was lovely to me packed beach.
Speaker 2: What a dickhead.
Speaker 1: That's not fair.
Speaker 4: Don't compare price.
Speaker 1: No, maybe the you know they named a pool after him.
Speaker 1: How ironic they named it pool after the prime minister
Speaker 1: that went missing from swimming.
Speaker 6: That's that's and also off topic, putting a pool on
Speaker 6: the rooftop of the Cecil Hotel where Lisa Lamb drowned.
Speaker 5: There they are, Oh my god, anyway back on Too's
Speaker 5: it a good analogy on my bat No, I'm.
Speaker 2: Happy we've we've done this whole. Let's just sit here
Speaker 2: for a while. The Titanic, let's talk about other iconic drownings.
Speaker 2: What did you make of that?
Speaker 1: That's like someone out your dad having a heart attack.
Speaker 1: Then you're naming your first born after him, Like we're
Speaker 1: naming your first born cardiac, Like it's a FEEDI cardiac. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Bryce is a knob. I don't watch Married at First Site,
Speaker 1: But from the clips I've seen and from what Hayden
Speaker 1: has told me, he's obsessed with the show. He has
Speaker 1: to do for work. People are talking about Bryce.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 1: If you don't watch Married at First Sight, it's an
Speaker 1: Australian reality show. We pioneered the concept. It's actually pretty big.
Speaker 1: It's get some massive ratings and it's on at the moment. Essentially,
Speaker 1: you go in blind man and a woman, you get
Speaker 1: married on the spot, and then the rest of the
Speaker 1: show is the fallout from there.
Speaker 2: And so called experts. Yeah, pair these people up accordingly
Speaker 2: because they think they'd be good matches, but ninety nine
Speaker 2: point nine nine nine percent of the time they want
Speaker 2: to kill each other.
Speaker 1: Yes, so these.
Speaker 2: Experts are dickhead, very toxic.
Speaker 1: Anyway. One of the car as Bryce. Now we've all
Speaker 1: worked with Bryce. This is where it gets.
Speaker 2: Interesting, we have. I was really quite shocked to see
Speaker 2: that he's been really painted as the cockhead of this
Speaker 2: year's Married at First Sight, because I don't watch it.
Speaker 2: I'd rather be dead quite frankly, I hate the show. Ye,
Speaker 2: And I was really shocked that Bryce is like the
Speaker 2: token asshole of the season because he did used to
Speaker 2: work in the same building as us here at the
Speaker 2: radio station, and there was only a week where he
Speaker 2: and I overlapped. I was the new kid and he
Speaker 2: was so sweet to me. I still remember it. He
Speaker 2: was like, oh hey, mate, I'm Bryce, how are you?
Speaker 2: Ah blah blah blah. He was so welcoming and so lovely.
Speaker 2: He was one of the only people that spoke to
Speaker 2: me that day, and I was really grateful for it.
Speaker 2: And so I was like, wait, Brys, the can't I
Speaker 2: didn't know.
Speaker 3: It's because you.
Speaker 1: Thought you were a woman from behind. You never turned around.
Speaker 1: He was talking to the back of your head. Forty Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's a bit of a ladies' man, isn't he.
Speaker 1: That's the problem. He's a bit of a ladies' man.
Speaker 1: The accusations are he's on the show with a lovely
Speaker 1: woman who's never been in a relationship before, and he
Speaker 1: had a girlfriend when he went on this show. The
Speaker 1: rumors are. All we can speak to is what we
Speaker 1: know about him. He was a right no. He would
Speaker 1: walk past me in the hallways and not make eye contact.
Speaker 1: I'd say high, he would ignore me. That's all. It's
Speaker 1: all I can say. We never had a real in
Speaker 1: depth conversation, but the tension was palpable.
Speaker 2: Forbid, someone doesn't grovel at your feet when you show
Speaker 2: them a glimpse of attention.
Speaker 1: I gotta say he is a social climber. From what
Speaker 1: I feel I didn't get a good vibe from him.
Speaker 1: I mean, I just didn't get a good read on him.
Speaker 1: I just I got real. I'm here to advance my career,
Speaker 1: which we all are, but it can make friends along
Speaker 1: the way for God's sake, and I just feel like
Speaker 1: he was very cut for ruthless. This is what I want.
Speaker 2: But obviously the same argument comes up every year when
Speaker 2: this putrid show airs. Oh, the editors manipulate them. So
Speaker 2: maybe he's not as awful as everyone thinks.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I posted and Injurian Idiots that we
Speaker 1: knew him. People were very hot and heavy. They wanted
Speaker 1: to know more, so I did some digging. Bryce left
Speaker 1: our workplace kind of suddenly. He wasn't here for that long.
Speaker 1: Mitch was very upset, sobbing at the doors.
Speaker 5: Come back by here for seven months? Is it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Probably seven months. And all the accusations about mystery
Speaker 1: girlfriends and side hustles and girls and dating many women
Speaker 1: at once happened after we left here. So I've tracked
Speaker 1: down an ex employee that worked with him at the
Speaker 1: radio station he moved to after in the time period
Speaker 1: where all the allegations occur.
Speaker 2: Oh, so she's been colleagued with him more recently than us.
Speaker 1: Yes, straight after he left here, hopped on a plane
Speaker 1: to another city in Australia. So Anonymous, who is joining
Speaker 1: us now on the phone, and I have applied a
Speaker 1: voice decoder, actually will be applied in posts.
Speaker 2: Oh you need me to apply and you needed to
Speaker 2: disguise their voice in editing. Do you thank you for.
Speaker 1: Letting me know?
Speaker 2: What do you want me to do to their fucking voice?
Speaker 1: I don't want to be soon. I don't want to
Speaker 1: lose the one sponsorship we've got.
Speaker 2: How would you suggest I disguised.
Speaker 1: Make us sound like Alvin?
Speaker 2: Oh, that's going to be annoying our lead time.
Speaker 4: Oh how cute was theater?
Speaker 2: It was a right rod dick to me. All right,
Speaker 2: I'll disguise the deep.
Speaker 1: They're on hold now, Anonymous, thank you for being here.
Speaker 7: Thanks guys.
Speaker 1: Oh the voice decoded for safety. Anonymous. You worked with
Speaker 1: Bryce straight after he left RN, which is where we
Speaker 1: all worked with him. Can you speak to the rumors
Speaker 1: that he had a secret girlfriend and he was crazy
Speaker 1: to work with, and he was a dick and he
Speaker 1: was rude to co workers? Are the rumors true?
Speaker 8: Pretty much?
Speaker 7: Exactly the same as your experience where I worked with
Speaker 7: him and the secret girlfriend is very very.
Speaker 1: True secret girl. So did you just know the secret
Speaker 1: girlfriend as the girlfriend or was he very open in, oh,
Speaker 1: this is my secret girlfriend.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we met her as the girlfriend originally and didn't
Speaker 7: know that he was going to be going on Marediforth site.
Speaker 7: And then when he was about to leave and told everybody,
Speaker 7: we asked about it, and there was this kind of
Speaker 7: understanding that well, she was under the impression he told
Speaker 7: her that he and the Marredith first site wife would
Speaker 7: like be agreement, that it wasn't going to be a
Speaker 7: romance thing, that it would just be that they would
Speaker 7: help each other and their careers by taking it, and
Speaker 7: then he would get back with the girlfriend at the end.
Speaker 4: Oh my god god.
Speaker 1: So so you think production knew that as well? Like
Speaker 1: the Maths producers must have known this going into filming.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think that, If not, they did figure it
Speaker 7: out because he went to hit on another contestant at
Speaker 7: the gym and she rejected his advances. That's deck and
Speaker 7: then he told her about his girlfriend.
Speaker 1: See that happened to us here, Like he was hitting
Speaker 1: on so many people. I won't name the names, but
Speaker 1: producers on shows that I worked on, we're like, oh,
Speaker 1: have you seen Bryce around on you know on the
Speaker 1: edge side. He's so cute, he wants to you know,
Speaker 1: he's kind of flirting with me.
Speaker 4: So many stories.
Speaker 1: So he's definitely just a sleezebag right anonymous.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Well, I mean he was engaged to his fiance
Speaker 7: and he left with a bunch of people during that.
Speaker 7: It's been established, and I'm pretty sure moved to camera
Speaker 7: for his job and was still engaged when he met
Speaker 7: the secret girlfriend. But the secret girlfriend didn't.
Speaker 2: Know that Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: So was he a real right old bastard to work
Speaker 1: with it Canberra because he was on air right And
Speaker 1: I think the main point is he just wants to
Speaker 1: be famous. That's why he's doing all this.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't think he was ever there, that's the
Speaker 7: big thing. Like he was filming it and then he
Speaker 7: ended up quitting. He wasn't very much there, but there
Speaker 7: was a lot of drama all the time. Except from
Speaker 7: what I've heard, that's everywhere that he's worked ever has
Speaker 7: just been issues and he next anywhere long.
Speaker 1: Jesus. That explains, so he wasn't fired from the same
Speaker 1: radio station that you were at with him.
Speaker 7: No, No, that's a rumor.
Speaker 8: That's untrue.
Speaker 7: He did end up resigning and then going to Melbourne.
Speaker 1: She's getting messy, isn't it. So he really isn't on
Speaker 1: there to find love, which is the premise of the
Speaker 1: whole show. Shock horror. Reality shows aren't exactly what they
Speaker 1: say to me. What is on there to be famous?
Speaker 1: You get more Instagram follows.
Speaker 4: He's looking for a wife.
Speaker 1: Aase, I feel sorry for that poor wife, don't you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well she seems actually quite sincere, which makes it
Speaker 7: even harder to watch now and realize that because you
Speaker 7: know how much she doesn't care about it or.
Speaker 3: Anyone really do.
Speaker 1: She waits, she'll have a high smile sponsorship on her
Speaker 1: Instagram stories. In a wait, she'd be like, use code. Maddie,
Speaker 1: whoever the freaking name is? Mitch is very quiet?
Speaker 2: Sorry tunnel, No.
Speaker 1: Mitchell just hung up on anonymous Mitch All sorry you
Speaker 1: do it?
Speaker 2: I just I wish I was. It's just a very
Speaker 2: lonely experienced during math season to be one of the
Speaker 2: few people in the nation that doesn't get it. And
Speaker 2: it's not that I don't want to get it. I've tried.
Speaker 2: I definitely want to get it, but I just can't
Speaker 2: get it. Who's Bryce's wife?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: She had like a fucking half wit if she's on
Speaker 2: there for sincere reasons and he's acting somehow surprised that
Speaker 2: she was paired with the douchebag that wasn't actually there
Speaker 2: to find love. He could have gone on fucking Tinder
Speaker 2: or something if he wanted to find love. Of course,
Speaker 2: he was there to boost his own career. I didn't
Speaker 2: learn anything new today. I've bought nothing new. You were
Speaker 2: so dummer. I feel dumber.
Speaker 4: Poor Anonymous.
Speaker 1: Also, the wife has never had a relationship. First ever relationship,
Speaker 1: she went on a national television show for her first
Speaker 1: ever relationship.
Speaker 2: She's like, I have to have his conversation every year
Speaker 2: to swap out the name Bryce with no Kevin or something.
Speaker 1: It's the same thing every oh I got.
Speaker 2: Kevin was such a bag with why I feels about her?
Speaker 2: It's the same show every year.
Speaker 4: I know it's true.
Speaker 1: That's you educated. Are you ready? No, I haven't rooster
Speaker 1: roll and come down. Let's take a break, guys, take
Speaker 1: a tight fire.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I can do it.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 2: Do you just not find farts funny whatsoever?
Speaker 4: Definitely?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I think they're very funny.
Speaker 2: I knew it. You're one of those types, oh stupid,
Speaker 2: one of those types that will just like let off
Speaker 2: a little fluff in your office chair and just sit
Speaker 2: there with purse lips ready to break out in laughter.
Speaker 2: Who's going to smell? At first? Who's going to smell?
Speaker 2: And then when someone goes, who fared?
Speaker 1: You go? That is not it's just it's funny with
Speaker 1: Hayden family.
Speaker 4: But that's just no, No, that's worse.
Speaker 2: They don't amuse me at all. Don't so funny. Well,
Speaker 2: the weird thing is that I find burps hilarious. I
Speaker 2: love burps. They are fucking the funniest thing ever. The
Speaker 2: reason I've brought this up, though, is you know Wendy Williams.
Speaker 1: Problematic talk show host?
Speaker 2: Is she problematic?
Speaker 1: Yeah? She's very problematic. Yeah not good? What is Oh
Speaker 1: she has some very very interesting opinions on gay man
Speaker 1: and and trans people.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm not aware of this. I'm okay.
Speaker 1: Well anyway, she's entertaining, but she's problematic, which is fine.
Speaker 1: You can you can have the two. But Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: got she said.
Speaker 2: Well, if you're a Wendy Williams Hayter, feel free to
Speaker 2: point and laugh at this little misshap she had because
Speaker 2: she not only farted on her, but seemingly burped and
Speaker 2: farted simultaneously, which, let's take a moment to acknowledge, quite impressive.
Speaker 2: I couldn't if I tried. I couldn't if I tried.
Speaker 2: I just don't have the timing or like the precision
Speaker 2: to pull something like that off. Yeah and fart simultaneous.
Speaker 2: Here's the audio. She probably got five new boyfriends.
Speaker 1: We haven't quite anybody coming out of the house yet,
Speaker 1: but you know, just a matter of time. She's not
Speaker 1: lowely good.
Speaker 2: I can's apologize what absolutely vile bitch she is.
Speaker 1: Hear it again, Probably got five new boyfriends. We haven't
Speaker 1: caught anybody coming out of the house yet.
Speaker 2: But you know, just a matter of time, she's not lonely.
Speaker 1: Apologized.
Speaker 2: See, the fart is just absolutely revolting. In my mind.
Speaker 2: I find it so funny that she had the confidence
Speaker 2: is to let out a belt on an international TV show.
Speaker 1: The thing about that is it's pre recording. It's choice
Speaker 1: to leave that in.
Speaker 2: That's not the first time she's farted on it. There
Speaker 2: was this one sentence. There's this one time that she
Speaker 2: she actually was visibly leaning as though to let the
Speaker 2: wind escape, and this one was fucking future listen to this.
Speaker 1: But you can't even do that locker room thing.
Speaker 2: That cop wasn't playing that.
Speaker 3: I mean, look at you only got battery.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's a definite part.
Speaker 2: It's like the last post, isn't it.
Speaker 1: It is?
Speaker 2: Yeah, for a bogle, absolutely revolting. But anyway, farts I
Speaker 2: don't find funny whatsoever. My brother finds him hilarious. Were
Speaker 2: you have a cupcake as a.
Speaker 1: Kid, No, I can't cupcake.
Speaker 2: My brother would cup his hand as though he's holding like,
Speaker 2: you know, a stress ball, and then he would fart
Speaker 2: into his hand and just kind of waft it into
Speaker 2: your face. And you wouldn't think it works, but it does.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I wasn't what it signed. It just works.
Speaker 2: I don't know how he carried the gas in my direction.
Speaker 1: It just worked. I've done it. But it's very hot
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, farts are fucked right, but burb's hilarious. My sister,
Speaker 2: on the other end of the spectrum, she had this
Speaker 2: amazing talent. I believe she still does for burping on
Speaker 2: cute and I thought it was the funniest thing as
Speaker 2: a kid. Sister. Yes, even to this day, I get
Speaker 2: her to do it because it's so funny. My sister,
Speaker 2: who is like so wholesome and pure and innocent. She's
Speaker 2: family friendly. Mum. You know you wouldn't suspect her to
Speaker 2: beat the time that lets out these monstrous birds. But
Speaker 2: I find them hilarious, So it's weird. I love I
Speaker 2: love Burt's hate fart.
Speaker 1: I can't picture it coming out.
Speaker 4: I want to hear it.
Speaker 1: I've been to her house and it's very clean and
Speaker 1: well ket I think I want to hear it.
Speaker 2: I don't know if she can still do it, though, because.
Speaker 1: I want to hear her justify it as well.
Speaker 4: Disgusting, please please, I want to hear well her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the kids should be in bed, so let me.
Speaker 1: They're about to be working up, aren't they.
Speaker 2: Seriously, it's that bad. Yeah, you wouldn't expect such a
Speaker 2: fucking monstrous noise to come out of that dainty little girl.
Speaker 1: I'm picturing like a but on the spot. How does
Speaker 1: that even? How's it happened?
Speaker 2: I'm going to call her on Facebook because she has
Speaker 2: SHEP reception where she lives here. What the fuck was that?
Speaker 1: Sorry, I slipped on the mouse. Having a bad day.
Speaker 2: All the prosecco has really perked you up.
Speaker 1: I gotta say I'm half cut im boot myself ling
Speaker 1: your sister.
Speaker 2: You'll never look at her the same again after this. Hello,
Speaker 2: I'll hi. That's rule on the podcast as you were recording.
Speaker 2: By the way, Hi, Nicole, I was just boasting about
Speaker 2: my admiration for your your talent for burping on Q.
Speaker 2: So they were very curious to hear if you could
Speaker 2: do a live demo.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I just can't believe it, you, Nicole. You're so
Speaker 1: beautiful and young and fresh and vibrant. I just don't
Speaker 1: picture you burping on command like a seat clown.
Speaker 4: I don't believe him.
Speaker 8: I'll give it a go, but I don't know if
Speaker 8: I'm quite up to my old stage.
Speaker 1: I'm turning our microphones off. I want to get every
Speaker 1: ounce of.
Speaker 8: Burp go all right, I'll see how it go.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh god, it's been so long. You know,
Speaker 2: the weird things that siblings do to like amuse each other.
Speaker 2: We used to do this game where it was like, hey, Nicole,
Speaker 2: what's the shortest amount of time between me saying and
Speaker 2: you actually getting one out? We got to like half
Speaker 2: a second? Like she can do them?
Speaker 1: Like that is fine, Nicole. Do you have to like
Speaker 1: suck her down or is it already like just there
Speaker 1: is there a reservoir of birt ready to go.
Speaker 2: It's a weird technique.
Speaker 8: It's hard.
Speaker 2: Like I tried to teach Mitchell heaps of time.
Speaker 8: I can't how to explain.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, but it's not like I don't know,
Speaker 2: it's a weird kind of swallowing.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to explain it. Mites similar thing,
Speaker 1: but yeah, it's going in the.
Speaker 2: Can you tell us about the first time your husband
Speaker 2: heard you felt like that? He was absolutely horrified.
Speaker 1: It was that wedding night. He was still in my gown.
Speaker 1: I chose the chicken instead of the beef and even
Speaker 1: cut the cake that, oh my god, do you do that?
Speaker 1: Sometimes if the kids aren't paying attention, now, kids, mummy
Speaker 1: wants you to clean up kids, kids, the princess Fianna.
Speaker 2: Maybe I should give it a go sometimes, All right, well,
Speaker 2: I thought I just wanted you to show off your
Speaker 2: party trick thanks to.
Speaker 1: Nicole. Can you take us into our our little break
Speaker 1: with the biggest bird you could possibly do it?
Speaker 2: Oh, I know that's a lot of pressure.
Speaker 1: It's just us on the cloud. We'll let you take
Speaker 1: us into the break. Thanks for coming on.
Speaker 4: You're listening to Is It Just Me?
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Speaker 1: be honest, I'm a little tipsy, Mitch to you.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm good. I'm good. I can hold my
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Speaker 1: Yeah. No, I had a lightweight. That's surprising considering I'm
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Speaker 1: especially when she wrote this review instant sarahtonin Is It
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Speaker 1: crazy similar taste to myself tasting. Never have I ever
Speaker 1: come across someone who also listened to Mailey Cyrus and
Speaker 1: her dad pets On. That's what she means.
Speaker 2: That's Miley's album that her label refused to let her
Speaker 2: release because it's just so drug fuelled and insane. Yes,
Speaker 2: she uploaded it to SoundCloud of her own accord because
Speaker 2: she was like, oh, I've made all this cooked music,
Speaker 2: may as well release it myself.
Speaker 1: It's so funny, Rage, I'm going to send you out
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Speaker 1: No, no, no, she got that wrong.
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Speaker 2: We got your Dylan, all right, Should we do?
Speaker 1: Should we mispronunciation?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: A new one? I can't wait, Bryan. There were so
Speaker 2: many unknown.
Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of famous for this now, aren't we. Well,
Speaker 1: that's a bit much to say.
Speaker 2: We've got a lot of myth pronunciations under our belt.
Speaker 1: Now we do.
Speaker 2: It become our favorite thing. People always tag us in
Speaker 2: mispronunciations that they spot online. Some of the miss ships
Speaker 2: that we don't bring them up, but please keep tagging us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, please do. And our Blinds is our original, which
Speaker 1: you mentioned at the start of the show. We got
Speaker 1: a new listener this week who posted in our secret
Speaker 1: Facebook group saying that I found the show based on
Speaker 1: the Blinds.
Speaker 2: TikTok, there you go.
Speaker 1: Giving this week I found one, guys. It's it's such
Speaker 1: a simple word, and it's so easy to say a
Speaker 1: word that we probably all say on a daily basis.
Speaker 1: If not here, but this is said by the Prime
Speaker 1: Minister of the United Kingdom, Boris Johnson. Boris, I did.
Speaker 2: Not know that he was the Prime minister. I know
Speaker 2: the name, but if you said to me, hey, who's
Speaker 2: the Prime Minister of the UK, I would have had
Speaker 2: no fucking which you have said? Ollie Years, Jesse, j Jesse,
Speaker 2: Harmione Granger, Oh.
Speaker 1: No, it's it's Boris Johnson, who's very Republican and we
Speaker 1: do not like him. Doesn't like our type anyway.
Speaker 2: What do you mean our type? Mitchell Handsome.
Speaker 1: He was on radio in the UK funnily enough, when
Speaker 1: this conversation about food came up and the host asked
Speaker 1: him if he'd tried any vegan foods. That's when this
Speaker 1: blunder happened.
Speaker 9: I've also eaten vegan sausage rolls. Are you have you eaten? Not?
Speaker 9: But it's meant to be a monster hit for that chairs.
Speaker 3: Vegan began Vegan.
Speaker 2: He sounded a repulse. He's like, I have tried begin.
Speaker 1: Roll He had to take a pause in the middle
Speaker 1: of it. Vegan vegan.
Speaker 4: He announces it like that.
Speaker 1: No idea and I have strongly about something since I
Speaker 1: saw that interview with Harry and me again. No, I haven't,
Speaker 1: honestly haven't. I was disgusted and I.
Speaker 2: Was like, so who are you voting for in the
Speaker 2: federal election?
Speaker 1: I didn't even think about that's a good one. He
Speaker 1: is terrible.
Speaker 6: You can't vote him in again, Okay, no I can.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 2: You know what my guilty pleasure is. You get two
Speaker 2: bits of bread, you butter it mm hmm. You put
Speaker 2: some tomato. Sawce love that, and then you slap some
Speaker 2: devan devan and tomato thought sandwiches.
Speaker 1: Couldn't agree more. I can't get that to my grandmother
Speaker 1: because she when she eats sandwiches, you know, because she's
Speaker 1: getting up there, she tends to choke on her food,
Speaker 1: you know, and which is awful. And it's such an
Speaker 1: awful thing to be in the room if someone who
Speaker 1: is choking. I don't want to give it to my
Speaker 1: nand because then she chokes and she'll have dying and
Speaker 1: then you know, she wind up in heaven. That was
Speaker 1: a great story. Thank you.
Speaker 2: That's a great story.
Speaker 1: It's not Jenna grandmother choked today.
Speaker 2: My grandmother, great storyteller.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. I've been told that before, not old.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't know what we were thinking the day
Speaker 2: that we decided to invite Jenna bent Sand to the team.
Speaker 4: Ha ha.
Speaker 1: As soon as you suggested, I said, that will have
Speaker 1: a no question, We'll take it.
Speaker 5: Good.
Speaker 1: Can you actually Jenna? I think Jenna's very hard to impersonate,
Speaker 1: But why don't you give give a go at your
Speaker 1: best jender impression?
Speaker 2: I don't know what's what's the common Jenna expression?
Speaker 1: I don't know a lot of aggression often oftentimes often
Speaker 1: comes with a weapon. We're really going on, that's going
Speaker 1: on to eleven minutes.
Speaker 2: We really should I was about to say that was funny,
Speaker 2: trying to think of a way to weave it into
Speaker 2: a sentence. So I's going to say I was really
Speaker 2: really thrown When they move neighbors from channel ten to eleven.
Speaker 2: I had to reach in my set top box.
Speaker 1: I agree. You know, I'm worried about COVID. I know
Speaker 1: what it's going to do to people in the economy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my uncle thinks we're heading into a recession.
Speaker 2: Your uncle sounds like a bit of a carrying.
Speaker 1: The lesbian. I don't know, whats God one more time,
Speaker 1: just to get the ju I'm.
Speaker 9: Also eaten sausage rolls im not. But it's meant to
Speaker 9: be a monster hit for that.
Speaker 1: Chair, so stupid. How's your sorry? We really need to
Speaker 1: move on, but hell, here's your depression.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a fucking loaded question.
Speaker 1: She said, A load in question?
Speaker 4: What an expression?
Speaker 1: I agree? Ready to launch a brand new segment?
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm ready, bitch bringing on?
Speaker 1: How is that I can always hit the post?
Speaker 2: I haven't heard that always hit the post, he claims.
Speaker 2: I can. Mitchell Chury of Kiss their FM radio fame put.
Speaker 1: It on a tombstone.
Speaker 2: They say hit the post. In the radio world, what
Speaker 2: they mean is that little thing that radio announcers do
Speaker 2: when they talk and talk and talk over the song
Speaker 2: as it's playing. They talk over the instrumental, the intro. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but then when the singer starts singing, they shut up.
Speaker 2: And it's perfectly timed. It sounds slick, it sounds polished.
Speaker 1: Yeah, spoiler alert.
Speaker 2: A lot of the times that is voice tracked, and
Speaker 2: they can edit it and make it sound slick, but
Speaker 2: to pull it off live as you do is a
Speaker 2: bit tricky.
Speaker 1: Very true. And in my show, which is live at night,
Speaker 1: often it has been pre recorded but every night I
Speaker 1: am alive, I have to hit the post. I press
Speaker 1: a button, the song starts and it counts me down
Speaker 1: and I've got to hit the Post's what I do
Speaker 1: every night for a living.
Speaker 2: It's quite a difficult skill to master. I wanted to
Speaker 2: give you an example from this very studio where the
Speaker 2: Kyle and Jackie O Show broadcast where I'm sitting right.
Speaker 1: Here's where Kyle speaks every morning.
Speaker 2: Correct, He's very good at it. So this is some
Speaker 2: off air audio I have of when Jackie hit the
Speaker 2: post by pure accident, right, because she doesn't usually talk
Speaker 2: into the songs. That's Kyle's thing, Yeah, that's his thing.
Speaker 2: Listen to how excited she got when she hit the
Speaker 2: post perfectly.
Speaker 1: DJ Triple Excel right now out of our La Kiss
Speaker 1: Studios and What's in my Mouth?
Speaker 4: Coming up next?
Speaker 2: You want to play thirteen and one oh six five?
Speaker 1: Thy god, amazing, you're so excited.
Speaker 4: I was very good though.
Speaker 1: She got a Nintendo for Christmas.
Speaker 2: After twenty years, actually more than twenty years, she's been
Speaker 2: on air twenty six years. Wow, she still gets excited
Speaker 2: when she hits the post. So it's a very difficult
Speaker 2: thing to nail. And you made the claim you wee
Speaker 2: young a radio announcer who's been on air for five minutes.
Speaker 2: You made the claim last week. Oh, I always hit
Speaker 2: the post. I always managed to hit the post. So
Speaker 2: here we are. This is the hit the post challenge.
Speaker 2: I'm going to see if you can, just if you've
Speaker 2: got a sixth sense for when the song's about to
Speaker 2: start and when you can shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: And you know what, if I fail, I'm okay with it.
Speaker 1: Oh you though, No, not at all. I'll be terrified
Speaker 1: and upset, nor even worse than I was at the
Speaker 1: start of the show.
Speaker 2: All Right, well, let's see if you hit the posts
Speaker 2: in this song. I've chosen one a bit left of field.
Speaker 2: This one is knowing me, knowing.
Speaker 1: You by abba.
Speaker 2: Oh no, so this is a bit out of your bit,
Speaker 2: out of your bath.
Speaker 1: I love the song, but I don't know how it starts.
Speaker 2: No, you've just got to feel it in your being
Speaker 2: as like a radio guy. You'll feel it in your waters.
Speaker 2: You'll know when the lyrics are coming.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, live across the country for your Wednesday night
Speaker 1: Free pregnancy tests on the way after eleven plus, we're
Speaker 1: playing a couple of games right.
Speaker 2: Now a lot.
Speaker 1: It has to know what this isn't fair. It has
Speaker 1: to be songs that I would feasibly play on kiss.
Speaker 2: Okay, what about anywhere by read it?
Speaker 1: Aura?
Speaker 3: Oh I love that song?
Speaker 1: Okay, well that song just starts straight. I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: you there. I'm done? Is it just me? That's a point?
Speaker 1: I'll take it.
Speaker 2: What about Mother's Daughter? I'miley though?
Speaker 4: Good one?
Speaker 1: Oh you know what, we did play that. That's off
Speaker 1: her latest album. But that's off one of her albums
Speaker 1: and we did play it for a little bit, but
Speaker 1: we got dropped from the playlist.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well there's been new with stuff come out there.
Speaker 1: Right, let's jump in. All right, good segment, Midge, I
Speaker 1: love that. Jenna coming up. Read rooster reviews, leave a
Speaker 1: five star review. We'll read it on the show. Now
Speaker 1: some Miley Mother's Daughter not off her most reason album.
Speaker 1: Funny enough, but I do love it here it is
Speaker 1: it just me? The podcast coming to you live and
Speaker 1: free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2: It very fine there, but still a path.
Speaker 1: Why don't you try to think it's so easy.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's easy. I've never done it.
Speaker 1: Really, you've never been did you do a gay radio
Speaker 1: show at one point. Yeah, falling out songs.
Speaker 2: No, I did, but I never like claimed that I
Speaker 2: nailed it. Sometimes I did, and every time we go,
Speaker 2: oh how good with BALI?
Speaker 1: Okay, Well I'm gonna give you a curveball. We'll do
Speaker 1: a song that you know and love.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, because this is bearing your mind. I've never
Speaker 2: claimed to be good, so if I know it that
Speaker 2: that would be helpful.
Speaker 1: Yes, Midnight Sky Miley.
Speaker 2: You love that lot of Miley today.
Speaker 1: Let's see if you can nail this and hit the post.
Speaker 2: All right, guys, So that's what we've got time for here,
Speaker 2: and is it just me? Don't forget merch March is
Speaker 2: officially underway, so make sure you're head to the Lincoln
Speaker 2: our on our Instagram at a couple of miches to
Speaker 2: make your pre odd for our jumpers, stress balls, t tars,
Speaker 2: whatever you want. This this is just me. We'll be
Speaker 2: back next week.
Speaker 8: Guys.
Speaker 2: Here's mis iris.
Speaker 1: Yes, that was very good. That was very, very very good. Wow,
Speaker 1: what about you, Jenny? You reckon? You could do it?
Speaker 4: No, I don't want to do it. You could, I
Speaker 4: don't want to do Actually.
Speaker 1: Jenna can be good. She can of like sort of
Speaker 1: talk out of her ass. I don't know. We have
Speaker 1: a song that is infamous.
Speaker 2: Just go into it with blind contents. Are you going
Speaker 2: to pretend you're on radio bill this podcast.
Speaker 4: We'll pretend I'm on radio.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, So all we have to do is
Speaker 2: keep talking, and then once you feel the lyrics are there,
Speaker 2: that's when you stop. All right, So no dead air.
Speaker 2: You don't have to keep talking until you hear the lyrics.
Speaker 1: Okay, now this is the something that everyone knows. We're
Speaker 1: trying to help you out. Just speak when the post,
Speaker 1: when the lyrics start, Okay, okay, all right, let's se
Speaker 1: if Joe naw is it here we are?
Speaker 5: Hey everyone, it's Jenner on WSFM. So at the moment,
Speaker 5: six ten pm, twenty eight seconds, twenty three degrees, a
Speaker 5: bit cloudy, Sonny, not really, but yeah, okay, so here
Speaker 5: it is coming up right? Nah?
Speaker 2: Yep?
Speaker 4: Okay cool.
Speaker 5: This is a great dance track for all of us,
Speaker 5: especially during COVID times.
Speaker 4: As we come out of it, we can go dancing. Yeay,
Speaker 4: so here it is. Let's play it WSFM.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 4: Cool, Let's keep going. Yeah, let's who else is dancing?
Speaker 4: I am ooo? You're listening to WSFM.
Speaker 1: Let's go dancing now, No, don't stop. Why this lyrics?
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, it's now six eleven pm in March twenty
Speaker 5: twenty one, twenty three degrees.
Speaker 4: It's getting a bit. It's warmer outside, cooler. Actually sorry,
Speaker 4: here we go.
Speaker 3: Wattle rics start that.
Speaker 1: It's never coming. Anything that was an instrumental to happen.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 2: I think to eleven.
Speaker 1: When we started a A six ten it's raining. Oh
Speaker 1: we got you. The post was never coming, it was
Speaker 1: never cought.
Speaker 2: Jenna, goodness, man, I don't like you guys.
Speaker 1: She's sweating on the brow. Look at her. I'm not
Speaker 1: happy more than usual.
Speaker 4: Shut up.
Speaker 2: Otherwise she would have nailed it.
Speaker 1: You would have been brilliant. Taken Amanda's job. Jenna kell
Speaker 1: Up episode sixty wrapped up, I mean a good move.
Speaker 1: Did you guys? Do chimney up? We really are This
Speaker 1: is the true definition of friendship.
Speaker 2: You're drunk, you're pissed.
Speaker 1: Did you see that throwback photo I put on the
Speaker 1: just the did you know stop it? I have a
Speaker 1: radio show. Did you see that iGEM throwback photo I
Speaker 1: put on the Instagram. We were babies and we were
Speaker 1: so drunk in that photo.
Speaker 2: A couple of Mitches.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I give us the follow guys and our personals
Speaker 1: to Mitch. Mitch hit twenty k followers, I have a
Speaker 1: little little sorrow.
Speaker 2: You might want to have to double check there. Does
Speaker 2: that wle check that sat? Would you?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: If you've hit more, I'll wait going through the fan pages.
Speaker 1: Mitchell Combs, Oh my god, oh thirty thousand, Get that
Speaker 1: a three not a two time?
Speaker 2: Anyway, our Instagram this photo that you posted have asked
Speaker 2: from a couple of years ago. I was in the
Speaker 2: ugly phase before you have to go through the ugly
Speaker 2: phase when you're growing your hair from short to long.
Speaker 1: I didn't skip it.
Speaker 2: And well, yeah, or you just get a fucking haircut.
Speaker 2: But I meant if you're growing it long enough to
Speaker 2: go through the feryl phase. And that's me with feral hair.
Speaker 1: Yes, I know what you mean. It's very sort of.
Speaker 1: I did World's Greater shave, but now I regret it
Speaker 1: after a year and a half. Exactly what the energy
Speaker 1: God look at my prepubescent acne Jesus Christ before I
Speaker 1: could grow stuble Anyway, that's on the issue, just me
Speaker 1: Instagram page loads of goodies there. We also upload some
Speaker 1: behind the scenes goss to the endurant Idiot's secret Facebook group.
Speaker 2: We do you know what else is on our Instagram
Speaker 2: link in bio to our merchstore.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Your orders coming. We are in the thick of merch March,
Speaker 2: which means at the end of the month the store
Speaker 2: just closes for life. If you haven't pre ordered to Jumper,
Speaker 2: then okay, Marching band.
Speaker 1: Music merch margin Now.
Speaker 2: If you haven't pre ordered it is it just me
Speaker 2: Jumper by the end of March. Tough tips.
Speaker 1: I've been messaged by a few people going, oh, I've
Speaker 1: bought two. I've even bought two.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've been message by about the rash shirt just
Speaker 5: you know, just just really quickly.
Speaker 4: They sold out.
Speaker 1: She's just.
Speaker 2: Shut up.
Speaker 5: All the countless questions. Rush shirt sold out instantly, But
Speaker 5: that'll be back.
Speaker 1: I want to buy one. Well, my mum bought four
Speaker 1: tea towels for the work office at time.
Speaker 3: I knew it.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, that's fair game. My tetawls are more
Speaker 1: expensive than your pole.
Speaker 2: So I got an email, as you did, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: I went to junk.
Speaker 2: To say, hey guys, a sales update. They were blown away,
Speaker 2: as were we with the amount of orders that we got,
Speaker 2: So thank you to everyone who's bought merch already. And
Speaker 2: they let us know exactly how tight the race was
Speaker 2: between you and I to sell our side pieces. You've
Speaker 2: got the t tail, I've got the stress Ball, and
Speaker 2: they told us how tight the race was, and I
Speaker 2: was just I was stunned because I was, like, I
Speaker 2: thought I was going to be a clear front miner
Speaker 2: because you were clipping at my heels. I really was,
Speaker 2: And so I thought, game on your fucking dog you did.
Speaker 2: I'm going to do a little push on my TikTok,
Speaker 2: my Facebook, everything. One last minute, he put on Instagram
Speaker 2: begging everyone to buy my stress balls.
Speaker 1: Sold out, Bitch, I'm sold out?
Speaker 2: Is it just me stress Balls?
Speaker 1: That's all right, That's okay, because that doesn't mean I've lost.
Speaker 1: Until the end of Merch March, I do. There was
Speaker 1: never any TS disease.
Speaker 2: In all fairness, you don't have many tetails left.
Speaker 1: No, I did get that email, and I'm not going
Speaker 1: to say how many. But we only need a few
Speaker 1: more sales and then we even we both sold out.
Speaker 2: Yes, we will have both sold out. Of course, I
Speaker 2: should point out that you only were selling fifty tea towels.
Speaker 2: I was selling four million stress balls and I sold
Speaker 2: them out.
Speaker 1: Listen, the tea tails are more expensive. And I contacted
Speaker 1: the manufacturer and they said, oh, we got a last
Speaker 1: minute email from Mitchell Coombs. You said add an extra
Speaker 1: four nus.
Speaker 2: I did not.
Speaker 1: We had no saying that we had.
Speaker 2: But anyway, merch March is. We're getting to the end
Speaker 2: of March. Guys, you're ordered in if you want a jumper.
Speaker 1: Also, thank you for everyone genuinely who was born merged
Speaker 1: so far. I mean, it's not like we're making billions here,
Speaker 1: We're going to move into a new penthouse.
Speaker 2: Properly for yourself. I feel like Kylie Jenna. My threats
Speaker 2: balls are the new lip kits. They were blown up?
Speaker 2: What is that I've sold billions of them?
Speaker 1: My tea towels like Jane Fonder's workout videos collecting dust. Yes,
Speaker 1: we're not making any so you know what it supports
Speaker 1: the podcast. It supports us putting an episode up each week. Fuck,
Speaker 1: I am drunk, aren't I what I'm like? Emotional?
Speaker 2: How embarrassing you're supporting us now it's hearing up you
Speaker 2: are there already vulnerable.
Speaker 1: We need to end. It's not even funny anymore. We're
Speaker 1: back this week for episode sixty one. Oh thanks to
Speaker 1: Red Rooster. We will see you then.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: Guys. Bye, is it just me?
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Speaker 1: Welcome to AD Debrief. Sorry, you started the show, which
Speaker 1: I normally do, so I had to no.
Speaker 2: I just you were sitting there with your arms cross,
Speaker 2: in a foul mood. Someone had to speak.
Speaker 1: You cheered me out. I'm in a great mood.
Speaker 2: Great, Well you're listening to Well, you're listening to A
Speaker 2: to D brief. Guys. This is the secret segment on
Speaker 2: the end.
Speaker 1: Correct, nothing's planned, nothing is scripted. Where the whole show
Speaker 1: before is word for word written out by our producer Jonathan.
Speaker 1: You've never heard of him, but he does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have a typing pool. We do Genevieve, Tristan, Yeah,
Speaker 2: dare me. They're all great.
Speaker 1: Bronson, Yeah, thank.
Speaker 2: You so much for all those jokes you came up with,
Speaker 2: all the jokes about the myth Puncian I did. That
Speaker 2: was not my original comedy.
Speaker 4: I love all the things that Tilly came up.
Speaker 1: Oh, Tilly called and said, Wendy Williams is fart? Can
Speaker 1: we pay an actress to play Mitch's sister and pretend
Speaker 1: that she burped? And it was a childhood thing?
Speaker 2: Brilliant And I said, if you want to do that,
Speaker 2: then do it. I do it. I'm told dullah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I done.
Speaker 5: Tilly.
Speaker 1: I was having the best day of my life. And
Speaker 1: then we had t K Max call and say, pretend
Speaker 1: to be in a great bad mood, and I thought,
Speaker 1: that's brilliant.
Speaker 2: You'll imagine actually being that heavily produced.
Speaker 1: I be awful. You know what's actually funny. I have
Speaker 1: just wrapped filming a television show tell you an episode,
Speaker 1: and they had any piece. I had to wear an
Speaker 1: inny monitor like in that Morning show with Jennifer Aniston
Speaker 1: her beautiful bronze of legs, and they they tell you
Speaker 1: ninety of things.
Speaker 2: They're like, that's enough, No, you're carrying on now.
Speaker 1: They would do it mid sentence and try to produce me.
Speaker 1: So I can't give away too much. But I was
Speaker 1: doing a show with Sophie Monk and show that she's hosting.
Speaker 1: I was hosting with her and they'll go, oh, Sophie go, oh,
Speaker 1: look what they're doing now, and I go, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I can't believe that. I don't say that, Mitch. I
Speaker 1: can't believe they're not they're doing it, that they're not.
Speaker 1: It was it's such a fund so hard.
Speaker 4: So you're talking and they just interrupted.
Speaker 1: They were in your ears. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Every time I want I've been like, is this thing on?
Speaker 2: Because I expect them to be I expect them to
Speaker 2: interrupt me more. Yeah, like when we did Studio ten,
Speaker 2: I've done Sunrise and stuff, and I'm like, they basically
Speaker 2: just go I didn't think it's Mitchell and that's it.
Speaker 2: And then I do it and then they're like and
Speaker 2: you're clear, Thanks Mitchell, well done. I expect them to
Speaker 2: me in my ear going now, you can't say that.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 1: When I hosted the arias I, it was a live broadcast,
Speaker 1: so it was like live to air. We had credit
Speaker 1: lines to give and they'd go, all right, we're in
Speaker 1: we're in an ad, thirty seconds to air. All right, met,
Speaker 1: you got Sophie Monk and now bring Sophie Monk on.
Speaker 1: Four minutes to fill then delta, great, welcome back. We're
Speaker 1: reading off the teleprom that we're here with Sophie Monk, Sophie,
Speaker 1: so good to have you here, Rap Deltas in the
Speaker 1: room wrap thirty seconds left with So I've had voices
Speaker 1: in my head for years.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's like when I was on Studio ten and
Speaker 5: you know the voices length that was a goat heard.
Speaker 4: It was all scripted, very true.
Speaker 2: I feel like up on Easter Show season, we need
Speaker 2: to make that happen again for those who haven't seen it. Oh,
Speaker 2: you've got to repost that photo in our face?
Speaker 1: So you you shepherd?
Speaker 2: Some shepherd it was, wasn't it like to promote the
Speaker 2: Sydney Easter Show and you herding goats on Studio ten. Yes,
Speaker 2: we've got people, Mitchell. We can make this happen.
Speaker 1: We do have people. You know what I actually I
Speaker 1: had an idea Mitch and I were talking in the
Speaker 1: week and there might be something to show related content
Speaker 1: coming out.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, really we're not anymore?
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 2: What now she knows? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Are we doing?
Speaker 4: Easter Show themes.
Speaker 2: Were named a rollercoaster after you, it's called them.
Speaker 4: But when I was on studio with the goats anyway,
Speaker 4: with the goats shut up.
Speaker 5: I'm explaining my Easter show experience. No, no, anyway, I.
Speaker 2: Was told.
Speaker 1: He Merriton service apartment.
Speaker 4: It's not service. I was explicitly told not to be
Speaker 4: on camera.
Speaker 5: Right, but you know this one goat inside to run towards.
Speaker 1: Me one of the rooms is you picking her up
Speaker 1: from work? But never a ride stands in the cold
Speaker 1: every morning.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Jene, I get where you're coming from. When there's
Speaker 2: a fucking billy the goat that's about to charge ider,
Speaker 2: but Trath, you've got to dive in the way.
Speaker 4: And it was just it was just us.
Speaker 1: It was just.
Speaker 4: Ask iter that segment.
Speaker 2: She was in the middle of her life advive.
Speaker 4: Yes, So it was straight.
Speaker 1: After a brand can be debility.
Speaker 4: That's actually what happened.
Speaker 2: And so Jenna stepped in like professionals and she goes
Speaker 2: not on my watching, No.
Speaker 1: Is that actually what happened. The goats went went roight.
Speaker 4: They charged, Yes, they charged charged their talent feet.
Speaker 2: And on live television. Jenna was like, bullshit, I'm going
Speaker 2: to take care of this. And there she was showing
Speaker 2: on camera.
Speaker 5: With my uniform diaster, an absolute disaster, but you know,
Speaker 5: heroic for me, you know.
Speaker 1: It was Joe Hildebrand there that day, host of the show,
Speaker 1: because he's a friend of the pot. We could call
Speaker 1: him and see if he remembers the moments before the
Speaker 1: goat storm shakes.
Speaker 2: I don't know if he'd remember, because it's it's it's
Speaker 2: pretty possible, pretty slightly. No, it's not.
Speaker 1: I remember. The segment was brilliant, went wrongs like the.
Speaker 2: Goats were quite behaved, actually took one hard.
Speaker 4: They are naughty goat Laugh.
Speaker 1: Anyway, that's truth. Is one thing we do.
Speaker 2: It's fucking laughed because it just stops you from bursting
Speaker 2: into tears.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's such like a wooden frame on
Speaker 1: someone's fridge, like a middle aged woman's fridge. And they're like,
Speaker 1: it's like a house made of wood. If you don't laugh,
Speaker 1: you'll die.
Speaker 4: And it's hanging on like these string right.
Speaker 2: Chuckle a day keep the doctor away or whatever it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's you're talking about. God, that's really fun.
Speaker 2: Apples are the best medicine.
Speaker 1: A wine a day keeps the doctor away?
Speaker 4: Is that real.
Speaker 1: Funny? Anyway? This is a d D brief welcome, So
Speaker 1: I have to say on that I thought.
Speaker 2: We'd establish that really what would I know episode sixty.
Speaker 1: Guys trying and thought on that matt Or in the break.
Speaker 2: This is easy.
Speaker 1: Just meet the podcast. I hope you're enjoying it. Oh,
Speaker 1: we love Let's listen to that Wady Williams grab again.
Speaker 1: That's brilliant. You try to do a grab and I'll
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 2: Ready, you're going to do what?
Speaker 1: Well? This is an example. We actually have that audio.
Speaker 1: Joe hille Brand just face tuned it to me and
Speaker 1: that's the audio of the moment the ghosts stormed the stage.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, that's a grab. What do you have
Speaker 1: a grab of? Mitch?
Speaker 2: I have exclusive audio. It was powerpointed to me from
Speaker 2: Richard Lavendar, husband of Samantha Armitage. It's exclusive audio of
Speaker 2: the sigh of relief she let out when she finally
Speaker 2: left the Channel seven building after quitting Sunrise. Take a listen.
Speaker 2: Why that is Thank you Richard huge.
Speaker 1: Jenna, that's really interesting. I have some audio too. That's
Speaker 1: just someone Habo Hotel to me. Sorry, someone club penguin it.
Speaker 2: Hang on, I feel like someone actually could club Penguin
Speaker 2: it to young audio file bullshit. Jenna wears your laptop
Speaker 2: clak Penguin.
Speaker 1: The only thing we can send on penguin are puffles?
Speaker 1: I don't want to remember puffles. No, not at all.
Speaker 5: Club.
Speaker 1: You know this is a true story, guy, how did.
Speaker 2: You say penguin?
Speaker 1: Penguin, penguin got pancreas. This is a true story.
Speaker 4: Cod penguin doesn't even exist.
Speaker 1: Shut down, shut down, my little sister, Rachel, this is
Speaker 1: a true story. Was groomed by a pedophile cod penguin?
Speaker 2: Virtually?
Speaker 1: Yeah, virtually by a penguin.
Speaker 2: I feel like you can't use the word groom without
Speaker 2: clarifying that it was virtual. What do you mean because
Speaker 2: when you say he was she was groomed by a pedophile,
Speaker 2: that sounds like a horrible situation, like she was caressed
Speaker 2: at the library or something. Is a word pictured some
Speaker 2: actual physical skinned skin, not COVID safe contact happening with
Speaker 2: a pedophile. I'm gonna sit on Club Penguin, block the bastard.
Speaker 1: I'm calling my sister to prove it. You don't believe me.
Speaker 2: I believe I'm just saying your terminology is shocking.
Speaker 1: I won't be laughed at and told that I'm a liar.
Speaker 2: In my liar, you're a liar.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing Hello. Sorry, I'm with Mitch and Jenna.
Speaker 1: They don't believe me that Rachel was groomed by a
Speaker 1: penguin on club Penguin, No, you said pedophile was You
Speaker 1: said pedophile was by a pedophile, right, Becky? Yeah? Because
Speaker 1: she came to us like I've got an online boyfriend,
Speaker 1: and then we went back in the messages of like
Speaker 1: sho sh igloo, etc.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and then remember Dad was like, why is my
Speaker 8: black MX getting all these club taking out of it?
Speaker 4: And she had to come clean.
Speaker 1: Yes, she went, I'm sending puffle bucks to.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's like the penguin made me do it.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we all thought she was lying. And that's the
Speaker 1: same period lesbian on horses.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what what's this?
Speaker 2: The cherries are from breeder, Becky.
Speaker 1: So someone mom, mom and Dad sat me, Becky and
Speaker 1: Rachel down because someone had googled and.
Speaker 2: They said lesbian horses disgusts.
Speaker 1: Someone googled horse lesbians.
Speaker 5: But it was like l E s Space.
Speaker 1: Yeah, someone googled horse lesbians and.
Speaker 2: With your with your father Mark sitting there sweading. But
Speaker 2: that's knowing it was him.
Speaker 1: Because we got like infiltrated with those members. Back in
Speaker 1: the day, you'd get all the porn ads. Yeah, off
Speaker 1: your screen, and it'd be like it'd be like danger danger. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like Lowers from Family Guys sleeping with Homer Simpson,
Speaker 1: like really weird niche porn ads.
Speaker 2: No, it was just cob tangling character.
Speaker 1: Oh god. Yeah, she was groomed by a pedophile and
Speaker 1: that's what inspired you to go into the bees. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it. Thank you, Becky, and congratulations guys. Becky got
Speaker 1: engaged to her on site.
Speaker 5: Congratulations, congratulations, thank you.
Speaker 1: It's all very exciting.
Speaker 5: It is exciting.
Speaker 1: We could do an ob from the wedding broadcast.
Speaker 3: We should could could.
Speaker 1: Mitch is not impressive.
Speaker 2: It was like, I'm not invited. I it's linger. What's
Speaker 2: that are You're not watching math?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: We well we've done a whole Maths episode. We had
Speaker 1: someone that worked with Bryce and revealed of a goss
Speaker 1: to us on the show.
Speaker 8: I'm just watching him now. It's amazing.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we love you, good chat.
Speaker 3: We'll talk soon.
Speaker 7: We love you too.
Speaker 1: See Becky Cheery my sister coming to us live from LinkedIn.
Speaker 2: Now, what I'd love to know from Bebo, what I'd
Speaker 2: love to know is pastor prosecco, please sure. What I'd
Speaker 2: like to know is how has your sister, who is,
Speaker 2: from what I can gather, very intelligent. She's a bloody
Speaker 2: pedo hunter, isn't she.
Speaker 1: Well, we can't really give that. Yes, she works in
Speaker 1: there in the Yes, sex crimes department.
Speaker 2: She's a pedo hunter.
Speaker 1: Well, peto, I think it's pedo is it? It's for
Speaker 1: you as for you, Laura, not. She's Mariska Hagrity anyway.
Speaker 2: From what I can gather, she had to get she
Speaker 2: had to blood your way through law school, which means
Speaker 2: she's got a brain on her. How exactly is she
Speaker 2: the type that sits down and watches married at first
Speaker 2: Sight and doesn't think this is thoroughly beneath me? It's lightheard,
Speaker 2: I'm dune as dogshit and even I'm too smart for me.
Speaker 5: But maybe she wants something, you know, laid back, more
Speaker 5: where she doesn't have to think.
Speaker 2: After arts or something after day she's at catching pedos.
Speaker 4: Maybe she just wants maths.
Speaker 1: Guys, it's lighthearted entertainment and she's always loved reality shows.
Speaker 1: We grew up watching Kardashians together, and that's probably it.
Speaker 2: Okay, the Kardashians not gonna lie. Very good, switch off
Speaker 2: show Great. If I'm ever feeling like I've just I've
Speaker 2: been too smart today, which happens often, I do pop
Speaker 2: on hey you and just watch them Kardashians. Did you
Speaker 2: ever watch those episodes they did? And oh so you
Speaker 2: would have seen the ones they did during lockdown when
Speaker 2: they weren't allowed a crew because you know, everyone was
Speaker 2: working from home. The cameramen weren't out in their house,
Speaker 2: so they were filming on selfie sticks and stuff.
Speaker 1: It was so bad.
Speaker 2: It was so bad. It was like watching YouTuber's vlog.
Speaker 2: It's like, you don't have a life, really, how pard
Speaker 2: of you? And you're selfie sick. You've just got nothing happening.
Speaker 4: Do you remember vlogmis?
Speaker 1: Did you ever do Vlogmas?
Speaker 2: I believe I did. How do you explain Vogmas? What
Speaker 2: was it again?
Speaker 1: It was one video vlog every day until Christmas in December?
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, yeah, I did Vogmas. I did it.
Speaker 1: It was like an advent calendar.
Speaker 4: It was like a big zoella thing.
Speaker 1: It was. I would love to go back and watch
Speaker 1: your vogmass.
Speaker 2: I think I unpublished a lot of things when I
Speaker 2: got my job here at Kiss for fear of people
Speaker 2: like you going back and watching my old awful videos. Jeat,
Speaker 2: it's probably seen them.
Speaker 4: I think I've seen them.
Speaker 2: Should we do podmos daily podcast every day of December?
Speaker 1: We could pioneer it in the lead up to.
Speaker 2: Christ Now it's probably been done, but we'll pioneer it.
Speaker 1: Pods.
Speaker 4: I like it.
Speaker 1: And what do we do every day?
Speaker 2: Pot just say things into a microphone.
Speaker 1: Talk?
Speaker 2: We do it every week.
Speaker 1: Actually, that's a brilliant idea. We should call it podcast.
Speaker 2: I don't understand what's pot miss guys I'm about to
Speaker 2: have a stroke. Mitch is like, for some reason, there's
Speaker 2: this I can't feel my left arms.
Speaker 1: That happened to me the other night. I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: think I'm having a heart attacks. I had two chicken
Speaker 1: and cheeses an hour ago. You've been sleeping on your
Speaker 1: arm and I went, oh, that's right.
Speaker 2: Wait, so you had two chicken and cheeses and then
Speaker 2: within that hour fell asleep on your arm. God, what
Speaker 2: a rough day. You were such a catch, you know.
Speaker 1: If I searched Mitchell Tury on YouTube, the first five
Speaker 1: videos are Mitchell Coomb's video Really look I'm in I'm
Speaker 1: in the first three. Wait, what here? Me and you
Speaker 1: in the car doing that sketch that did very well.
Speaker 1: Then there's the bogun Gate tour. When you search Mitchell Tury,
Speaker 1: then there's me filming my dog Hamish on the.
Speaker 4: Gold What about California Girls?
Speaker 1: Because you have.
Speaker 2: Nothing to do with those videos, nothing to do with
Speaker 2: We're just bloody jointed the hip.
Speaker 4: What about California Girls is better?
Speaker 1: Here is Cavoodal and Cavalier Chewing Thongs, which I published
Speaker 1: in two thousand and four?
Speaker 4: Can you write in my name? I bet nothing comes up?
Speaker 1: You know, if you search ready bad Sparkler Bomb, you
Speaker 1: will get a video. Sorry what if you search the
Speaker 1: video Badass Sparkler Bomb, you will get a video of
Speaker 1: me and my best friend at the time, Wade, building
Speaker 1: a sparkler on a pontoon on my birthday?
Speaker 3: What here it is?
Speaker 2: Can you please tell us what we're about to do?
Speaker 1: All right? Well, there's one six sparkway.
Speaker 4: Why did I have created it? Created?
Speaker 1: That's me?
Speaker 2: That's not a particular Wait, is that you anchoring your tea?
Speaker 2: First off?
Speaker 1: Yeah? About it again? My cousin goes, Mitchell Jury. What
Speaker 1: do we have here? We're on the pontoon I built
Speaker 1: a bomb, an actual bomb. For the last month, Wade
Speaker 1: came over every day after school and we'd add more
Speaker 1: chemicals to it. I stole a scriper magnesium from the
Speaker 1: science lockers in high school and added it to it.
Speaker 1: Wait till you see this explosion. The whole family. We
Speaker 1: had family fly down from Brisbane to see this.
Speaker 5: Viewing we'll continue Michel jury, How can you please tell
Speaker 5: us what we're about to do?
Speaker 1: All right, Well, there's one thousand and twenty six bucks.
Speaker 1: Sound like you now that way, and I have created it.
Speaker 1: I mean we're in the rock.
Speaker 4: Wait for it to explode, right, okay? And lash on, No, no,
Speaker 4: there's no flash.
Speaker 1: It's a flash.
Speaker 2: You sound like a woman on the phone making a
Speaker 2: complaint way tonight, have been through your live through that
Speaker 2: we created my dollar ca.
Speaker 1: Can you two please come around and just watch this
Speaker 1: bomb go off. I'm not even joke you have to
Speaker 1: say anything.
Speaker 2: You don't have to really dumb it down for me,
Speaker 2: because you were saying, like, isn't it magny Krali. I
Speaker 2: didn't understand dumb it down for me? What the fuck
Speaker 2: did you do? You made a bomb?
Speaker 1: Okay, No, we didn't make a bomb. God, this is
Speaker 1: gonna be It's gonna be sent to Aco. We made
Speaker 1: a sparkle bomb, which is essentially a firework. You know,
Speaker 1: sparkleers have Earthday too, you Happy New Years? You know
Speaker 1: a party sparklet is full. You get upwards of three, four,
Speaker 1: five hundred sparklers, put them together, then you duct tape them,
Speaker 1: masking tape them together and it's a firework. You pull
Speaker 1: one out in the center, you light that and what
Speaker 1: does a sparkle do? It burns down like a fuse
Speaker 1: in a Wiley Coyote cartoon. Anyway, we wanted to make
Speaker 1: it bigger, so I broke into the science labs in
Speaker 1: the Wilaware High School Science department. Mister burn ironic name,
Speaker 1: left the door unlocked, that's a true story. And I
Speaker 1: stole a strip of magnesium which the week before we'd
Speaker 1: only just burn and it lights up like a purple light.
Speaker 1: We added it to the middle of the sparkle of bomb.
Speaker 1: We invited all my family down.
Speaker 2: Of course, the juries at the drop of the hat
Speaker 2: would fly into state for such a stupid family occasion.
Speaker 1: Uploaded it mitch Dogs, mitch Dog, mitch Dog three three three.
Speaker 1: I was heavily believing I was a straight man at
Speaker 1: that point.
Speaker 2: Come look, Mitchell, I'm just more surprised that you didn't
Speaker 2: actually lean more into that stage name. Can you imagine?
Speaker 2: Good Ay, guys, welcome to the show. It's Mitch Coombs
Speaker 2: and Mitch Dog three three.
Speaker 1: Come and have a look. So we're on the pontoon.
Speaker 1: We used to live on a waterfront property. The GFC
Speaker 1: really crippled the parents money. But anyway, have a look.
Speaker 1: That's not.
Speaker 5: Move away if it explodes.
Speaker 1: And can't move away the audience at least.
Speaker 4: Family dance on a Sunday night.
Speaker 1: That's amaz.
Speaker 3: I was very excited.
Speaker 1: It goes again.
Speaker 3: Ready, oh my.
Speaker 1: This is the best part. Ready, put the headphones on.
Speaker 1: Dad blows it out with a with a fire extinguisher
Speaker 1: and my mum's best friend Anne makes a joke that
Speaker 1: she thinks is gonna kill you know when everyone's laughing
Speaker 1: and then you make a joke and then the room
Speaker 1: is dead sidel laughter. Still to this day, it's hilarious.
Speaker 1: No one laughs at her joke for the fire, but
Speaker 1: the base of the fire, no one laughs. I'll post
Speaker 1: that video and enduring idiots the secret Facebook group. This
Speaker 1: is that's the straightest this show's ever been.
Speaker 2: If you can't be bothered going and watching that video,
Speaker 2: here's mine two cents worth. That's what I call city
Speaker 2: folk marveling at such a normal thing in the country.
Speaker 2: It's actually a word for it. It's called a bonfire.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and importing a legal fireworks from a state
Speaker 2: that was so boring what I just watched.
Speaker 4: Fun't fit the ones in the country.
Speaker 1: Yeah, true, I guess that bitch.
Speaker 2: You've got to come to a bog and gate bonfire
Speaker 2: different steaks. Yeah, like, I just that was. I can't
Speaker 2: believe your family flew from into state. You really just
Speaker 2: have a family gathering at the drop of a hat.
Speaker 2: They flew into state to watch that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought it was great entertainment in the army.
Speaker 2: Well you would because you've never had a bonfire.
Speaker 1: No, very true.
Speaker 2: You had to get counseled approval, and shit.
Speaker 1: I've had bonfire smoke, hickory, honey ham smoke, barbecue, baby
Speaker 1: back ribs.
Speaker 2: That is kind of weirdly impressive though, that you manufactured
Speaker 2: some sort of explosive device.
Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, we did it from home, and we
Speaker 1: could have killed a spart Hey, we live on to
Speaker 1: tell the story.
Speaker 2: Did we batally know what could have happened? Like, imagine
Speaker 2: if you all perished?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the pontoons sunk and we all drowned. I'm at
Speaker 1: the base of the fire.
Speaker 4: I was thinking more you all burnt.
Speaker 1: Now, it wouldn't have happened. Wouldn't happen? Mom and Dad
Speaker 1: wouldn't let us do it? Very very, very very I'm
Speaker 1: just very drunk. I need to go home.
Speaker 2: We haven't had any more alcohol than usual.
Speaker 1: Yes, we have. I also haven't eaten all day. Surprised.
Speaker 2: Oh that's it. Then we've definitely, like the last five
Speaker 2: out of six episodes, we've had a whole bottle of
Speaker 2: champagne while it's broadcasting, and you've not been this affected.
Speaker 1: Now, I had a bottle of nutra grain at like
Speaker 1: ten thirty this morning, and that is it.
Speaker 4: I like how before the show you said I'm not
Speaker 4: going to have any of that.
Speaker 1: I know I did actually quite abruptly, didn't. I.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're very angry.
Speaker 1: Fuck you know what I could jump into right now?
Speaker 1: And I just love it? What crunchy fried chicken from
Speaker 1: a ROOSTERA We've already given away our you know, payload.
Speaker 1: I don't have to say that anymore. But oh my god,
Speaker 1: I got a fucking box right now.
Speaker 2: Oh me too.
Speaker 1: Do we like that mispronunciation? I was quite proud of
Speaker 1: it when I found it, quite a simple one.
Speaker 4: I liked it. I liked it.
Speaker 1: He's well done, guys. Well, don't everyone on the hit
Speaker 1: the post. That was very well a good game.
Speaker 4: I didn't like it.
Speaker 2: I feel like you're just thinking out loud at this point,
Speaker 2: aren't you.
Speaker 1: That was an air check note you gave me very
Speaker 1: early on at the end of the show. I used
Speaker 1: to just do that because I'm drunk. I used to
Speaker 1: just speak what I was thinking. And he pulled me
Speaker 1: aside one day and he said, we the end of
Speaker 1: the show goes on for too long because you just
Speaker 1: say what you think.
Speaker 2: I was like, you are in the middle of what
Speaker 2: I feel is going to be the most succinct of
Speaker 2: tight wraps. Thanks for listening, guys. We'll catch you back
Speaker 2: next week. I should pluck my eyebrows, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: why are you thinking out loud?
Speaker 5: You were about it was so close to finish it
Speaker 5: and then go on about a story. Oh my sister Becky, Oh,
Speaker 5: she plucked too much for her eyebrow last week.
Speaker 2: Oh no, my grandmother actually in bented tweezers.
Speaker 4: Let's get her.
Speaker 1: On the phone. You mean a a story about home
Speaker 1: that's not funny. Getting people on the phone is a
Speaker 1: great beat that radio people do at World World over.
Speaker 1: What I don't know. Let's go. Thank you for celebrating
Speaker 1: It is sixty with us. Back next week for episode
Speaker 1: sixty one. See then by everyone? Why actually you know
Speaker 1: what is next week?
Speaker 5: B