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Speaker 2: So how was everyone's rearranged? Reassembled Valentine's on Valentine's Love
Speaker 2: and Lockdown weekend.
Speaker 3: As you can imagine, all the good stuff that a
Speaker 3: weekend holds goes to the side, and then there is
Speaker 3: a vacuum to do things like vacuuming. We just did
Speaker 3: a deep clean of the house because there was nothing else.
Speaker 2: I'd never seen my wife happier than Saturday morning. Me
Speaker 2: my daughters all trapped inside the house like misery. She
Speaker 2: was like, oh, this used today. This used today to
Speaker 2: do that cleaning we haven't done. Teenagers don't like to
Speaker 2: clean on any any weekend, let alone this weekend. I
Speaker 2: cut the grass that they get the leaf blow out,
Speaker 2: The garage need to be tidied, and sort of put
Speaker 2: everythink into piles. I try to use the old well.
Speaker 2: I can't take in another rubbish way because it's lockdown,
Speaker 2: so it's silly to do it today. Why do anything
Speaker 2: should put it into a pile so when things reopen,
Speaker 2: it's all good to go, get ready for reopening and everything.
Speaker 2: So yeah, my weekend was dull tasks that I've been
Speaker 2: putting off for ages.
Speaker 3: That garage does need a big clean though, that is
Speaker 3: a shrine of a miner or has.
Speaker 4: A new hobby every week.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what I have realized. There's a lot
Speaker 2: of stuff that's going to be going on gum tree
Speaker 2: this Weekketch, I've got quite a lot of stuff to
Speaker 2: be clear. It's going to more like a sort of
Speaker 2: sports clearance warehouse. That is that his business. Does he
Speaker 2: live above the shop? Is he like a warehouse? Sports
Speaker 2: were house direct closing down cell.
Speaker 4: Choose your sport?
Speaker 2: He pre Eastern closing down cell. Everything's got to go.
Speaker 2: There's an exercise bike in there, there's that big hex
Speaker 2: bar I got as well. There's kettlebells. There's the rowing
Speaker 2: machine which is on ready shaky ground. The other thing
Speaker 2: I actually realize is there's not a lot of space
Speaker 2: in that garage. Are there specialists that come out and
Speaker 2: will put cabinets and like, what are things like they've
Speaker 2: got slightly those sort of I am emfy sometimes when
Speaker 2: I'm out walking the dog and I look in someone's
Speaker 2: garage and it's really well organized. You know, they've got
Speaker 2: the silhouette of the tools.
Speaker 3: There are garage specialists who just do garages.
Speaker 2: I need a garage guru that will come around and
Speaker 2: do like roll away shutters and stuff.
Speaker 4: That I've seen it on TV.
Speaker 3: You know those things in a garage that have hooks
Speaker 3: on them, but people put tools on. They did every wall,
Speaker 3: every inch of wall. That's what I was that and
Speaker 3: everything that you could ever own in the garage hung up.
Speaker 2: And just I dream of being that guy who's got
Speaker 2: a work bench, you know, with a vice. I will
Speaker 2: never use it, but it's a great thing. I was
Speaker 2: coming here sometimes and just work the land and my tools.
Speaker 2: I need a specialist. Someone must know people that do
Speaker 2: this for a liver. I need them to come out
Speaker 2: and help me out here. It's a mess.
Speaker 3: When my dad turns sixty, I looked at getting the
Speaker 3: garage specials in for his birthdays, like a gift kid
Speaker 3: out the garage, but it's so expensive.
Speaker 2: Turns out there is a limit to love sometimes, Jack Post.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: So, Patsy, what do you have to rearrange and reshuffle
Speaker 2: around over the weekend? With the news on Friday? That,
Speaker 2: to be fair, Pats he called it Friday morning she
Speaker 2: got the news, Psyche.
Speaker 3: Remember why she was doing the news. We're in here
Speaker 3: going what was she talking about?
Speaker 2: Old Herald Sun FM whipping everyone app snapped a five
Speaker 2: day and then it did it got called. So how
Speaker 2: was your weekend, Patsy? One of our producers saw you
Speaker 2: googling how to pronounce one of the tennis players names
Speaker 2: earlier and said that you obviously had a couple of
Speaker 2: glasses of wine yesterday afternoon.
Speaker 5: You know what, I'm on a few brain cells short
Speaker 5: this morning because I'm not used to doing the daytime drink.
Speaker 5: So I didn't have a big day yesterday. We thought
Speaker 5: we just have a picky lunch time afternoon, like midday,
Speaker 5: and so we had like a plowman midday.
Speaker 2: Wow, we lockdown and let's get back into heavy drinking.
Speaker 5: Wasn't every drinking. But I'll tell you what I said
Speaker 5: to the love God at one stage. Let's just have
Speaker 5: a simple lunch and you know what, let's have a
Speaker 5: wine with it. So we just had a moscato, just
Speaker 5: something light.
Speaker 2: Just a muskata, just a muskata.
Speaker 5: And I only had a couple of glasses but a bottle.
Speaker 5: I realized why I don't do daytime drinking.
Speaker 2: You're all sleepy, don't you.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm a little bit behind the eight ball, to
Speaker 5: be honest, like, I'm just not shut.
Speaker 2: I'm going to shut down. The news is important, you know,
Speaker 2: it's okay to be a little bit just behind it
Speaker 2: all today, just slow. So we did anyone else reshuffle
Speaker 2: all their entire sort of bookings that they may have
Speaker 2: had for Sunday or Saturday, all on to Friday night.
Speaker 2: Phones must have been ringing off everywhere on Friday during daytime.
Speaker 2: Once Dan Andrews said that's it. You've got until midnight.
Speaker 2: Then you back indoors for five days. It must have
Speaker 2: been crazy people trying to rebook their Valentine's dinners and lunches.
Speaker 2: All the ones we gave away last week just gone.
Speaker 4: They get postpones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we just had no idea last week ago. We're
Speaker 2: about twenty different restaurant booking they never got used yesterday.
Speaker 2: I wonder whether guys would use the Dan Andrews snap
Speaker 2: lockdown as an excuse, like they would have been going
Speaker 2: to their half yesterday. Trust me, I had so much
Speaker 2: stuff planned Lundie Dan Andrews, you know, on Friday, coming
Speaker 2: out of nowhere with the lockdown. So yeah, we masged
Speaker 2: to go out on Friday night. And there was this
Speaker 2: strange kind of heightened buzz about Friday night because everyone
Speaker 2: knew this is it for five days or maybe longer,
Speaker 2: there's no more weekend after.
Speaker 3: It was totally packed where we were on Friday night.
Speaker 3: We were out of the bar, which we had booked.
Speaker 3: We weren't doing a mad rush around to just try
Speaker 3: and get out, but yeah, restaurants packed, people spilling out
Speaker 3: onto the streets knowing that the five day snap lockdown
Speaker 3: is coming and hopefully gets lifted on Wednesday.
Speaker 2: You ever been in a restaurant where someone drops the tray,
Speaker 2: you know, one of the waiting stuff. They dropped the
Speaker 2: tray right, and normally people go way, don't they. There
Speaker 2: was such a buzz on Friday night. Some poor young
Speaker 2: girl dropped this tray with the plates and a couple
Speaker 2: of glasses. We went, she got all that's what the
Speaker 2: atmosphere was like on Friday Night.
Speaker 1: Is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: I got a great email over the weekend, kind of
Speaker 2: related to what we've been talking about so far on
Speaker 2: the show. This morning headline was from Chris listener, Chris
Speaker 2: made up I won a prize. Now I'm in trouble
Speaker 2: with my wife, Christian. This is an amazing story. I
Speaker 2: more people do this and just make up lies about
Speaker 2: winning stuff on this show. My wife Joe was recently
Speaker 2: questioning me about what we're going to do for the
Speaker 2: Valentine's Day over the weekend. I hadn't planned or anything,
Speaker 2: so with the new lockdown measures being introduced, thinking it
Speaker 2: was the perfect crime, I made up a story on
Speaker 2: Friday and I told her I spent ages trying to
Speaker 2: call your show we listen every morning. Finally got through
Speaker 2: and I won one the dinners you were giving away
Speaker 2: for Valentine's Day.
Speaker 4: Don't rode past into this.
Speaker 2: I made out. It was a shame we couldn't go.
Speaker 2: I told you guys would be lying about Dan Andrews.
Speaker 2: But she was really impressed that I'd gone to all
Speaker 2: the effort and this is what we in one, isn't it?
Speaker 2: It's the effort. They want to know that you've expanded
Speaker 2: and spent a couple of calories that don't really isn't
Speaker 2: really about what the actual present or gift is. It's
Speaker 2: that you went to the effort, especially this guy, Chris,
Speaker 2: the effort to win a prize. I already thought I'd
Speaker 2: gotten away with the perfect crime, gaining a whole heap
Speaker 2: of Brownie points for no effort. Nothing more at all
Speaker 2: were this morning, Yet this was a yesterday was sent
Speaker 2: to me. My wife is originally from England and she
Speaker 2: was obviously really excited about this that we won something
Speaker 2: in your show. Told all of friends about it back
Speaker 2: in England. Turns out some of them listened to the podcast.
Speaker 2: Subsequently said I'll have a listen to Fridays to hear
Speaker 2: your husband Chris on air. He wasn't on air. He's
Speaker 2: not the boat. My wife's now queried this and I've crumbled. However,
Speaker 2: there was another caller who was also named Chris, who
Speaker 2: had a recently pregnant wife. However, mind wife knows that
Speaker 2: wasn't me as well, nilssa SI, I've had to confess
Speaker 2: and now spent this weekend lockdown with a very annoyed,
Speaker 2: embarrassed wife. You guys help, why is this our situation?
Speaker 2: Just sort out? Chris.
Speaker 3: We don't encourage lying, and we can't support that. It's
Speaker 3: not like we can fix him up with one of
Speaker 3: the Denners now.
Speaker 2: No, Chris, thank you very much your emails.
Speaker 1: Chris, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: I don't know what Valentine's was for you guys. Yesterday
Speaker 2: This is how far it got in my house. I
Speaker 2: made my wife a cup of tea in bed, took
Speaker 2: it to her hour later. She made me a very
Speaker 2: nice bacon sandwich that was our Valentine's and that, to me,
Speaker 2: is a perfect Valentine's. That was great. It's in the
Speaker 2: small little things when he bet with some quana, isn't it.
Speaker 3: I think she's done more for you though. That's a
Speaker 3: little bit of tea.
Speaker 2: Through the house avoiding spinach. I've got two dogs and
Speaker 2: a cat running around your legs. They want to be fed. See, really,
Speaker 2: it's the dexterity is great. Breaking a bacon sandwich, really what?
Speaker 2: She just chuck the bacon in the air fryer, put
Speaker 2: it between two bits of bread and put in red
Speaker 2: and brown sauce and you ready to go yours.
Speaker 3: There's a tea bag in water.
Speaker 2: It's actually a lot more complicated for a proper english
Speaker 2: woman like me. It's not as simple as that. That's
Speaker 2: not how you steep tea. You've got to steep the tea,
Speaker 2: then you introduce the milk. It takes five minutes to
Speaker 2: make a proper cup of tea. Then you put it
Speaker 2: on a nice plate with some biscuits, arrange around it.
Speaker 2: She sounds nice, Yeah, so I think she the other
Speaker 2: thing I did as well. I kept saying, hey, there's
Speaker 2: going to be delivery for you today. She went, hey,
Speaker 2: we we promised we never do this, right, I said,
Speaker 2: there's going to be a delivery few day. I had
Speaker 2: some flowers I bought. They've been hiding in the garage.
Speaker 2: Quite easy to hide in my carriage. You won't find
Speaker 2: anything in there, right, And I then snuck out the
Speaker 2: house with the flowers and knocked on the door.
Speaker 4: That see that is romantic. Yeah she's surprised by that.
Speaker 2: Yeah cool, right. She terrified when she opened the door
Speaker 2: because she I was really banging it. You know what
Speaker 2: the old Amazon drivers do. They keep it that big
Speaker 2: old that they really want on that door.
Speaker 3: And then if she's not fast enough to answer, you
Speaker 3: just leave a little card that says you've got to
Speaker 3: go pick up your flowers from the post.
Speaker 2: And then the other thing we did yesterday evening we
Speaker 2: watched When Harry Met Sally, and I haven't seen it
Speaker 2: in about ten years or so. That movie that is
Speaker 2: still one of the greatest romantic comedies of all time.
Speaker 2: Nineteen minutes of movie perfection. All the funny scenes that
Speaker 2: you remember when you first saw it, and I remember
Speaker 2: the first time I was sat in a cinema, Do
Speaker 2: you remember those? And I remember the huge laugh that
Speaker 2: just bounced around the cinema when the whole r have
Speaker 2: what She's having line got the first time you ever
Speaker 2: said that. It still bears up all these years later.
Speaker 2: It's a great movie. Billy Crystal and Megrian are amazing
Speaker 2: in that, and all the other support casts as well.
Speaker 2: And I'd forgotten about the way they have those real
Speaker 2: life old couples as well, talking about love and their relationships,
Speaker 2: and that lovely couple at the end as well.
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever seen I don't think i've
Speaker 3: ever seen it. I've seen in clippic shows that clip
Speaker 3: what she's having Yeah.
Speaker 2: Ah, well, I would say in one of the most
Speaker 2: perfect movies ever. There's not a wasted scene in it.
Speaker 2: It's still great.
Speaker 3: I was put off by Meg ryan movies after Top
Speaker 3: Gum No, You've Got Mail.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: I still that shocks me that people think that is good.
Speaker 2: I agree with you, it's really irritating. She's whiny in it,
Speaker 2: the whole thing.
Speaker 3: And Tom Hanks, who's you universally loved, even he's a
Speaker 3: bad guy through it and doesn't really even redeem himself.
Speaker 2: The fact that we can actually it's a can of
Speaker 2: worm to me is I think that Meg Rian did
Speaker 2: her best work with Billy Crystal. She's better with Billy.
Speaker 2: I think if Billy Crystal was in You've Got Mal
Speaker 2: better movie and would have warmed her up. I don't
Speaker 2: think that when the people rave up the chemistry between
Speaker 2: Tom and Megan that movie, I don't get it.
Speaker 4: Some of their parts is not greater than the whole, Thank.
Speaker 2: You very much. So Anyway, as I was, I end
Speaker 2: up start googling whist we're watching the movie? You know
Speaker 2: what you're doing that? How old are they now? How
Speaker 2: old is Billy? He must be seventy to that game
Speaker 2: where you start speculating I think he's alive. You get
Speaker 2: your phone out, don't you start Okay, he's seventy three.
Speaker 2: He wasn't exactly that young in that movie came quite
Speaker 2: a while ago. The other thing I found out was
Speaker 2: Nora Efron. She did the screenplay with Rob Ryiner. Rob
Speaker 2: Ryan an amazing director. He did like within seven years
Speaker 2: in the eighties, did spinal Taps, stand by Me? Harry
Speaker 2: Met Sally, then Misery. All of these just started to
Speaker 2: could tear of great movies. She wanted it to be
Speaker 2: called either these titles are horrible, Harry, this is Sally?
Speaker 2: Who wants to see that movie how they met? Or
Speaker 2: simply Harry and Sally. Harry and Sally would have been nice.
Speaker 2: I then started google other movies and what they were
Speaker 2: almost called, right, three thousand? What do you think that
Speaker 2: movie became? Three thousand was originally going to be called
Speaker 2: three thousand. Patsy. You might be able to get this.
Speaker 2: Oh really, it's another romantic comedy actually won the big ones.
Speaker 5: Not like a notting Hill or something like.
Speaker 2: That Pretty Woman, because I think three thousand is what
Speaker 2: he pays as Edward who's Richard Gears character.
Speaker 4: When I go up, it's terrible, horrible.
Speaker 2: When I grow up big, Yes, when I grow up. Yes.
Speaker 2: The Lunch Bunch.
Speaker 5: Breakfast.
Speaker 2: Yes, Lunch Punch sounds like a really awful triple M show,
Speaker 2: doesn't it. And don't forget the Lunch Bunch are back
Speaker 2: and it's men only on the phones. Yeah, a Lunch
Speaker 2: Bunch back today. From one Star Beast. Oh, Star Beast
Speaker 2: is a terrible name. It's not one of our time
Speaker 2: waster no alien, Oh watch out. Star Beast is in
Speaker 2: the hold Space Man from Pluto, Spaceman from Pluto, a
Speaker 2: movie everybody loves at Back.
Speaker 1: To the Future.
Speaker 2: Back to the Future was originally the first draft called
Speaker 2: Spaceman from Pluto. I don't think these are the same
Speaker 2: movies if they go for these original times. What are you,
Speaker 2: guys and I think having seen When Harry met Sally? Right?
Speaker 2: Or sorry, Harry, this is Sally? What do you think
Speaker 2: is the greatest romantic comedy? All right?
Speaker 4: Two that I love?
Speaker 3: Yeah, one we watched recently again Knocked Up's not very funny,
Speaker 3: so so funny. And then one that you guys might
Speaker 3: have not saying it was. It wasn't a huge movie
Speaker 3: when it came out maybe ten years ago, but I
Speaker 3: love it so much. He's just not that into you.
Speaker 4: So good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he got too much criticism. I don't know why.
Speaker 2: It's a smart rom gone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe it is one of those things past. If
Speaker 3: you've read the book, people didn't enjoy how they remade it.
Speaker 2: I've already became huge, absolutely massive. Written by a great
Speaker 2: stand up comedian who was brought in to be a
Speaker 2: writer more like a just a script supervisor on Sex
Speaker 2: and the City. They wanted to get a male perspective
Speaker 2: on the head runners have seen him do stand up
Speaker 2: and he was talking about being married, and they said,
Speaker 2: could you just sit in the writer's room and go, oh,
Speaker 2: a guy wouldn't think like that, or actually a guy
Speaker 2: would think this, or a man would be more selfish
Speaker 2: than that. He would pass it on. In one thing,
Speaker 2: he was talking to writers and he was saying about
Speaker 2: a line and he said, he's just not into you.
Speaker 2: And to be fair, the head run went, you should
Speaker 2: do something with that's a that's a title of a movie.
Speaker 2: And he literally then he wrote the book and it
Speaker 2: became the movie Phatsy, What's it for you? Greatest romantic
Speaker 2: comedy you gonna hate this.
Speaker 5: I love love Actually, yeah, me too. I just I
Speaker 5: think it's so. I know you don't like it, but no,
Speaker 5: I watch it before Christmas Eve. It's how traditional he
Speaker 5: our how I just love it. I love all the
Speaker 5: different parallel storyline it is.
Speaker 4: It's like six movies. It one.
Speaker 2: What about in the modern I then when you watch
Speaker 2: it now, some movies are different. What about now? The
Speaker 2: stalking scene, the guy turning up on the doorstep storm
Speaker 2: hanging on there with like cards is creepy with that?
Speaker 2: And obviously Hugh Grant as a prime minister. Have you
Speaker 2: seen what the prime ministers look like of my country?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: Boris Johnson, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: On Saturday, my sixteen year old daughter walked in on
Speaker 2: something and from a micro moment, it could easy have
Speaker 2: looked like I was doing something right. Okay, So, like
Speaker 2: I said, there was sorting out stuff being made to
Speaker 2: sort out things on Saturday, like a lot of people,
Speaker 2: I guess, lack of anywhere else to go, trapped like
Speaker 2: Colonel Abraham's. And one more, I said, can you sort
Speaker 2: out some of your clothes? I have too many T shirts?
Speaker 2: And she was like, can you just please sort out
Speaker 2: your clothes, put them in a par and stuff like this.
Speaker 2: So it was like a teenager, I think, his bedroom
Speaker 2: on a Saturday morning. So anyways, as I'm trying on
Speaker 2: various T shirts, put them into two pars, stuff like this, right,
Speaker 2: I'm also saying, oh, on some of these jeans, and
Speaker 2: I was thinking, I haven't worn some of these in ages.
Speaker 2: So I'm into just my boxes now, like my briefs. Okay.
Speaker 2: One of the things I find is an old golf club. Right,
Speaker 2: I think, oh, I don't even know this is an
Speaker 2: old golf class.
Speaker 4: I put off glove.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I put on this golf glove, right, and
Speaker 2: so I'm now in my I'm wearing just wearing this
Speaker 2: this glove right, okay, and my briefs. Okay, So I'm
Speaker 2: trying clothes on and I'm thinking while i'm here, I'm
Speaker 2: as a provate practice off the swing. So I get
Speaker 2: in front of a mirror in my wife and I
Speaker 2: was on sweet bathroom, and to anyone coming in, I'm
Speaker 2: like this in front of the mirror, obviously just in
Speaker 2: my you know, my priest, but wearing this golf club.
Speaker 2: This is all I can promise you. This is all legit,
Speaker 2: there's something wrong with this scene. Golfers do it all
Speaker 2: the time, right, So I'm practicing okay, And then as
Speaker 2: my daughter just appears right and this is this is
Speaker 2: our on suite. Okay, you've got to knock, she comes
Speaker 2: and goes, oh my god, what are you doing? I
Speaker 2: turned around, Guys. I was just trying this on and
Speaker 2: trying on clothes. But too anything can look like a different.
Speaker 2: They're now spreading rumors in my family that I was
Speaker 2: up to something.
Speaker 4: And he loved.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Kids asked me of the weekend, what's a circuit breaker?
Speaker 2: That is such a question of the weekend, isn't it.
Speaker 2: I wonder how many times nebulizer got googled in Melbourne
Speaker 2: over the weekend. And circuit breaker? Now you know a
Speaker 2: bit more about the workings of a house, right, I
Speaker 2: just said a circuit breaker breaks to stop it working.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess so.
Speaker 3: I don't really know much about electricity, but that's what
Speaker 3: I would say. It shuts off all the electricity in
Speaker 3: your house so that you don't get electrocuted if something
Speaker 3: goes wrong.
Speaker 2: So why would Dan Andrews refer to the snap sort
Speaker 2: of almost immediate lockdown or from midnight as a circuit
Speaker 2: breaker to stop the numbers rising.
Speaker 3: Or yeah, I guess it's like him turning off the
Speaker 3: power of the whole house. He's turning off the power
Speaker 3: of the whole state and just go all right, we're
Speaker 3: in darkness here for five days.
Speaker 2: It's a griminalogy, isn't it. Pick a better one down today?
Speaker 2: He may to get out there today. Ryan say, hey, listen,
Speaker 2: it wasn't a circuit breaker. I had a quick Google
Speaker 2: over the weekend. Grim one, guys, I'm sorry. You know
Speaker 2: it's a snap speech along with a snap lockdown. This
Speaker 2: is not a circuit breaker.
Speaker 3: Circuit breaker implies no TV, no fresh.
Speaker 2: We can't cope, down Anders, we can't go. And also
Speaker 2: the strange thing is it's hotel quarantine again, isn't it.
Speaker 2: You know it's like for me once hotel quarantine for me,
Speaker 2: twice for me three times. Shame on hotel quarantin. I
Speaker 2: do know that there is a national quarantine center for dogs.
Speaker 2: We moved here, there's a national facility. They built it
Speaker 2: so I didn't want dogs that might be coming into
Speaker 2: the country with all kind of illnesses from America or
Speaker 2: Europe to be spreading it into a city. So for dogs,
Speaker 2: there is a national quarantine center for dogs humans. I
Speaker 2: think that global pandemic, if you might have it be
Speaker 2: in the middle of a built up city is probably
Speaker 2: not the smartest way now to still run hotel quarantine
Speaker 2: this year, Patsy, what is the song that sums up
Speaker 2: your year? Your year, your weekend? That's a long it
Speaker 2: fell in lockdown.
Speaker 5: You know what? I glass hulffull for us across.
Speaker 2: The You the amount of wine you chucked down? Yes,
Speaker 2: you want to top up?
Speaker 5: There was that. Now. Look, I tried to go into
Speaker 5: the weekend with a really positive attitude. It's like, we're
Speaker 5: in this situation. We need to make the best of
Speaker 5: the situation.
Speaker 2: I was Dan Andrew's Cheers squad are here now it's great.
Speaker 2: He wants to go out. Who wants freedom?
Speaker 5: So I used it to reset. So this is why
Speaker 5: this is song.
Speaker 2: Get down downy the trolley about the trolley.
Speaker 5: No, it was a refreshing Saturday for me and for
Speaker 5: my husband because it wasn't mum and Dad's taxi. There
Speaker 5: was no you know, I could sleep in. I didn't
Speaker 5: get the six am alarms Saturday to have her at
Speaker 5: swimming by seven, and then we weren't like bundled into
Speaker 5: the car and off to ballet by ten, And then
Speaker 5: there's the play date, and then there's this, and then oh,
Speaker 5: I've got to do that school project. It was just
Speaker 5: a complete disconnect.
Speaker 2: Crush their sort of spirit kids in it, you know,
Speaker 2: shove them indoors, stay out there a punzel.
Speaker 5: But I loved it because I get drunk.
Speaker 4: Now six amatching.
Speaker 5: No, I loved it because I could go and have
Speaker 5: as many cups of tea as I wanted.
Speaker 4: Oh that's what you call.
Speaker 5: Mummy's medicine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a close look in that tea pot. Why
Speaker 2: do you keep it in the fridge?
Speaker 5: And I could go and have an afternoon nap and
Speaker 5: I can never do that on a Saturday. So I
Speaker 5: was making the best of the situation.
Speaker 2: Sure, sure, that's what you tell yourself. Yeah, okay, Mama
Speaker 2: the year all right after this, After this, we go
Speaker 2: to Jack and find out his song for the weekend.
Speaker 1: Christian, Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: The other thing we all learned over the weekend that
Speaker 2: tennis playing is an essential You're essential worker. All those
Speaker 2: tennis players. I just got the damage today of trades
Speaker 2: who just desperately want to go and earn money and work.
Speaker 2: Just shoving a tennis rack in the back of the year. No,
Speaker 2: I'm part of the Open. I'm playing Jokovic at midday. Obviously,
Speaker 2: please move aside. I've got to come through, Jack. What
Speaker 2: is the song that sums up your weekend?
Speaker 3: Well, like many people in Victoria, I tried to blame
Speaker 3: a lackluster Valentine's Day on the premiere so to be anchry,
Speaker 3: I was saying it wasn't me, it was Dan Andrews.
Speaker 2: On my shoulder.
Speaker 6: Wasn't How many men did the same issue, playing the
Speaker 6: lockdown for the lack of anything planned yesterday?
Speaker 3: I thought, when we were plunged into a lockdown again,
Speaker 3: I thought it was like the Grand Prix last year
Speaker 3: being canceled.
Speaker 4: There's no Royal show.
Speaker 3: We just hey for this year, it's just not on
Speaker 3: And so I thought.
Speaker 2: He said it's five days, yeah, which.
Speaker 3: Includes Valentine's Day. So I thought, all right, we'll pack
Speaker 3: it away this year and hopefully get to bring it
Speaker 3: out again next year. But nothing has to be done.
Speaker 2: So did you have that awful, terrifying pre arrangement where
Speaker 2: both parties go, you're not. I'm not. We're not going
Speaker 2: to do anything, aren't we Because if you have that conversation,
Speaker 2: then you should be free.
Speaker 4: We did not have that conversation.
Speaker 2: Oh right, well, then I've got no sympathy for you whatsoever.
Speaker 3: But I had remembered the couple's massage I had on Saturday.
Speaker 3: There was meant to be the couple's massage.
Speaker 2: Did you try and move it forward?
Speaker 4: No? No, no, what till Friday?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Not to me, Like it was a crazy idea.
Speaker 2: What to the day we could do everything? What idiot
Speaker 2: does that? You hear English guy today?
Speaker 4: Just maybe the mess I had a well, that.
Speaker 2: One, that voucher that's staying in my boud, that dodgy
Speaker 2: looking place. But that former sailor whatever is a pirate
Speaker 2: that's doing it. You can just ring them and say, hey,
Speaker 2: you know any chance we can have it this afternoon.
Speaker 3: They have been called it's now in March. That was
Speaker 3: the earliest they could do.
Speaker 2: But I don't believe that whatsoever, even I know you
Speaker 2: just lied to me. You just get the.
Speaker 4: Eye calendar out.
Speaker 2: Oh come on, you know the fake stuff, deep fake
Speaker 2: dark web. He's got a dark web calendar. All right you, oh,
Speaker 2: come on, this is embarrassing. Exhibit A March four.
Speaker 3: Can you please read the entry?
Speaker 2: It's no like a court stenographer in here, you and
Speaker 2: I have you. It's got the worst eyes sight read moles.
Speaker 2: Just come a wookie hole. He's reading the screen like
Speaker 2: a millimeters away.
Speaker 3: Maybe you have to put it on that large text
Speaker 3: they give to old people.
Speaker 4: I'll read it for you.
Speaker 2: Rea.
Speaker 3: It says Botonica wellness bar couple's message, March four.
Speaker 4: So that's what I had in March forget it?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, why do you move it forward to go? Hey,
Speaker 2: I've already taken action, Jackie boy, and this is the
Speaker 2: guy you married.
Speaker 3: Dealt with it at one o'clock on Friday afternoon. I
Speaker 3: love your optimism, but you can't move a couple's massage.
Speaker 2: I managed to move a restaurant book and I had
Speaker 2: for Sunday lunchtime to Friday night. Yeah, we can easy
Speaker 2: do a little bit of oil and lubrication.
Speaker 4: We all know you throw your don't you well?
Speaker 2: You should try it. Sometimes you can move the massage forward.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. All the emails of the weekend
Speaker 2: nominating your south or your husband or your dad or
Speaker 2: your brother for one last game or on that after
Speaker 2: eight this morning, if you miss Friday Show, Brereton was
Speaker 2: in the studio with us because he's going to be
Speaker 2: coaching the All Start Edgends team, going up against former
Speaker 2: teammate Shane Crawford. So we've got two amazing super coaches,
Speaker 2: Crawf coaching our team, and we're chat to some more
Speaker 2: people who want to get in the team as we
Speaker 2: get into the last couple of spaces over the next
Speaker 2: couple of days. So what did you do in the
Speaker 2: end after the couple's massage that you couldn't be bothered
Speaker 2: to move that I've just found out your wife rearranged in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well we worked together to make.
Speaker 2: Sure what would have been the feelings. Someone does more
Speaker 2: that togetherness than the other one.
Speaker 3: Well, Bianca actually went still went all out on Valentine's Day,
Speaker 3: even though I thought it had been postponed and Dan
Speaker 3: Andrew said, there's.
Speaker 5: No Valentines, I'm banning it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think that was the press conference.
Speaker 3: I understood it to be. You know, we'll do it
Speaker 3: next year, but I got it wrong. Bianca woke up
Speaker 3: and make it made a Dutch baby.
Speaker 4: Do you know what a Dutch baby?
Speaker 2: Excuse me? Is that one in the oven? I think
Speaker 2: Harry's in news for that made a Dutch baby? What
Speaker 2: without your help? Again, I had nothing to do with it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she's made it on her own. What's a Dutch baby.
Speaker 4: It's like a It's like a pancake but in a
Speaker 4: deep pan.
Speaker 3: And it had berries and icing sugar all over.
Speaker 4: It was delicious.
Speaker 2: What do you want to tuck into a Dutch baby?
Speaker 2: What an awful sounding thing? A Dutch baby?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 2: What is it like a deep pan pancake?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It was so but really flaky, really young.
Speaker 2: Oh, let's just talk about that flakys. Those Dutch babies,
Speaker 2: they're flaky.
Speaker 3: So later in the afternoon, Bianca said to me, you
Speaker 3: haven't really tried today on Valentine's Day. You haven't even
Speaker 3: done something like that. Where the thought that counts? And
Speaker 3: I said, well, because Dan Andrews couldn't go out and
Speaker 3: get flowers. The couple's massage has been canceled. So she
Speaker 3: was making a slow cook for dinner and I.
Speaker 2: Thought, oh, did you actually do? So she gets up,
Speaker 2: makes a Dutch baby. She said, slow cooking something what
Speaker 2: you do exactly what yesterday?
Speaker 3: Well, to try to improvise some kind of romantic evening,
Speaker 3: I dragged the coffee table outside to.
Speaker 2: On the street like a lemonade stand, trying to raise
Speaker 2: some money to get your wife something out.
Speaker 3: For us to eat out there, because the day before
Speaker 3: I was walking Luna and I'd found these two beach
Speaker 3: chairs that people were throwing away on the nature strip.
Speaker 3: You know those beach chairs that sit right on the ground,
Speaker 3: you're like an inch above.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, there are a nightmare to go. It's
Speaker 2: like an adversizer on one of those infomercials. You have
Speaker 2: to drop a roll to the side, the hardest thing
Speaker 2: to go. We've got a pair of those. I always
Speaker 2: look around to check no one's going to see me
Speaker 2: try and get out of it. They're a night Getting
Speaker 2: into them is even lowering yourself. They should have them
Speaker 2: in gyms as a core crunch kind of thing. Getting
Speaker 2: out of those engage the apps.
Speaker 3: So I didn't know at this stage that they were
Speaker 3: so difficult to get out of it.
Speaker 2: Don't never slow cooker on the ground in one of
Speaker 2: those in your garden.
Speaker 3: So I had the new beach chairs. I thought this
Speaker 3: would be great. I'll push the coffee table outside, which is.
Speaker 2: Low found on the street beach chairs.
Speaker 3: The coffee tables load to the ground, so I'll slide
Speaker 3: them under and we'll eat a ground level. They'll be romantic.
Speaker 2: Oh that's always romantic, is ground level, isn't it.
Speaker 4: I didn't realize how hard it was to get in
Speaker 4: and a.
Speaker 7: Humiliated I had to do like a stop dropping roll
Speaker 7: just to get up and go and get the sour cream.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast Friday night.
Speaker 2: I took my daughters out for a bite to eat.
Speaker 2: So it's just me and them as we live in jeans.
Speaker 2: We don't have to wear suits at work. Okay, we're
Speaker 2: very lucky. We wear jeans. So do you find that
Speaker 2: you get through your jeans? They don't have that long
Speaker 2: a life because they get frayed around for a gentleman.
Speaker 2: They get from I mean, Patsy, you always look very
Speaker 2: she looks, you know, she always looks like she's got
Speaker 2: a proper job. You and I. You could if you
Speaker 2: try to guess what we do for a living. We
Speaker 2: do not like we're broadcasting professionals. Okay, we could look
Speaker 2: like we do anything because we're in jeans most of
Speaker 2: the time. I find that, don't you find after a
Speaker 2: while the jeans, the sea of them, it gets very
Speaker 2: thin and thread back.
Speaker 3: I was going to say the same mine always start
Speaker 3: to wear it at yeah, right underneath.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it's call that, you know, let's all be
Speaker 2: polite here. But the gusset area, like the guts it
Speaker 2: from men's jeans if you're in them, you know, seven
Speaker 2: days a week like we are, it gets very threadbed,
Speaker 2: doesn't it. And because you don't look at that part of.
Speaker 4: The gene, you just put them on, you don't always know.
Speaker 2: Which is why when I was getting out of the
Speaker 2: uber on Friday night, I've got my two kids, and
Speaker 2: suddenly I get it and it was it was a
Speaker 2: low down car like a salom car. As we were
Speaker 2: getting out of it, just at the outside of the restaurant,
Speaker 2: I sort of twisted it get out, and you know,
Speaker 2: when you know, straightway of torn it. It was just
Speaker 2: it was a noise. It was denim jeans as well.
Speaker 2: Once that starts to tear with a thigh, it's not
Speaker 2: a small one. It's a great, big gaping flap. It
Speaker 2: wasn't that. That's that's like more like a lighter fabric.
Speaker 2: It was more like this as I try to get
Speaker 2: out of the uber in front of the restaurant as well,
Speaker 2: that's it. The kids look around and they went, oh
Speaker 2: my god, what was that you? Oh no? And I well,
Speaker 2: it's like the White House has been breached. I felt,
Speaker 2: You've got to protect the president. Okay, swarm, swarm? I
Speaker 2: felt air whether ship fill air? I guess like you know,
Speaker 2: when what do you call it? Like in an airplane
Speaker 2: the window pops open and you you've got to preserve
Speaker 2: dignity down there at all times. Okay, you've got to
Speaker 2: keep that cave protected. So straight away right, I'm I'm
Speaker 2: like the girls going, they're behind me. God, you can
Speaker 2: see there's a great big there's a gap. There's a
Speaker 2: flap right.
Speaker 4: Your backside is visible, especially when you have pale skin
Speaker 4: as well. I'm the same.
Speaker 3: It's like, as soon as there's a hole, it's very
Speaker 3: obvious to everybody that old.
Speaker 2: White pasty high it's a ham or something. It doesn't
Speaker 2: look well the color of the skin. Is he got
Speaker 2: you've got something? Whatever is he is? He allowed out
Speaker 2: of quarantine. So anyway, we sit down the table and
Speaker 2: the kids like, what you're going to do? I said,
Speaker 2: you go to toilet as well, you've got to go upstairs.
Speaker 2: It's going to get worse. So macguy for the situation,
Speaker 2: I got a napkin, right, and when they weren't looking around,
Speaker 2: you have done the back of my pants actually like
Speaker 2: a kind of protector, like an extra sort of a
Speaker 2: gauze there like treage on myself and then went up
Speaker 2: to to that it clearly looked like a napkin down
Speaker 2: the back of my ears. Anyway, this morning, I want
Speaker 2: to know what is it when you have a wardrobe malfunction.
Speaker 2: It's never at a good time. You're out in public
Speaker 2: and you've got to improvise and do something. Okay, so
Speaker 2: this morning your wardrobe malfunctions, where were you? What happened
Speaker 2: and how did you mcguiy for it? And if you
Speaker 2: are in that situation again, the napkin is a good
Speaker 2: makeshift gusset protector gusset.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So wardrobe malfunctions, Kim, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 8: Now are you I'm.
Speaker 2: Good, Kim? Are you well? This morning?
Speaker 8: Absolutely just pulled up at work, so sadly that's okay, Yes, No,
Speaker 8: I was walking into a shop and I got my
Speaker 8: dress caught on the door as I walked in, and
Speaker 8: it tore from the armpit three quarters of the way
Speaker 8: down my dress.
Speaker 9: Absolutely.
Speaker 8: I walked in and I was so embarrassed trying to
Speaker 8: hot my dress together, and I asked the lady for
Speaker 8: a stapler and said he asked if I could go
Speaker 8: out the back and stapled this thing together.
Speaker 2: She works. I mean, if you're talking under the armpits,
Speaker 2: you're talking about your brass strap is visible and stuff
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 8: Everything, and I'm just like, holy crap now. So she
Speaker 8: was actually surprised that it worked.
Speaker 3: So did you stay on your own or did you
Speaker 3: get her to help and stap away?
Speaker 8: You know, I had to literally go out the back,
Speaker 8: take the dress off, staple the whole thing down, and
Speaker 8: put it back on.
Speaker 2: Every praise level, improvise and skills. You're a my guy
Speaker 2: for yourself. I'm impressed with This is what Janet Jackson needed.
Speaker 2: The super Bowl was a staple.
Speaker 8: There's stapler and super glue. Yeah, but it actually it works.
Speaker 8: It was enough to get home and I high tailed
Speaker 8: it at the shop. She goes, He's still going to
Speaker 8: keep shopping out of way.
Speaker 10: I'll come back.
Speaker 2: It's like wardrobe treochs. You're doing that. That's amazing. Thank
Speaker 2: you very much, Thank you, Going bye. Let's go to
Speaker 2: mal good morning, give a Christian.
Speaker 11: How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good mate, So your wardrobe malfunction will happened.
Speaker 9: My thought.
Speaker 11: I was teaching golf on the on the first team.
Speaker 2: Let me get those Those golf slacks are way too tight,
Speaker 2: aren't they.
Speaker 9: Two beautiful young mums in front of twenty or thirty
Speaker 9: people on the first tea waiting to get off, and
Speaker 9: then and ripped from belt to crutch.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, lady.
Speaker 4: Down the whole lot.
Speaker 11: Yeah, so quickly rip my dumper off, tied it around
Speaker 11: my waist, thinking no worries. So as soon as I
Speaker 11: jumping a part. But because I'm color blind, the jokes
Speaker 11: on me. So I hit up and buy a pair
Speaker 11: of purple pants, come back to tell the story about
Speaker 11: the embarrassing pants ripping, and realized that I've now embarrassed
Speaker 11: myself twice.
Speaker 2: Your purple golf slaps. I didn't know they came here.
Speaker 2: Purple that means three's color going on there, Risby Bray.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, so that was a good day.
Speaker 2: All right now, thank you very much and cool have
Speaker 2: a good week man. All right, thanks mate, Dom, Good morning, Tom,
Speaker 2: Good morning.
Speaker 12: How are you all.
Speaker 4: I'm good.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 12: I split my pants from front to bacca, right through
Speaker 12: the crutch and I fixed them. I fixed them with
Speaker 12: surgical tape. Mind you, this was at about ten o'clock
Speaker 12: in the morning and I was working till plast thirty
Speaker 12: that night.
Speaker 2: Oh, I described the situation and where are you are?
Speaker 2: You just started work.
Speaker 12: Or I was just started gift for the day because
Speaker 12: I was working back then. I was working in retail pharmacy,
Speaker 12: and I was just about you could literally say, I
Speaker 12: was nine months pregnant, so nothing really really fitting. And
Speaker 12: I twisted the wrong way and the whole the whole
Speaker 12: crutch split and I'm king, Thanks God, I war nickers.
Speaker 12: Let's put it that way. Nothing was hidden and surgical
Speaker 12: taped it all up.
Speaker 2: So are you behind the counter at the farms, because
Speaker 2: you've got those big old counters there anyway, so we
Speaker 2: never know.
Speaker 12: No, no, no, behind the counter, on the floor. It
Speaker 12: was everywhere. We're going back twenty eight years here, So
Speaker 12: there was jack of all trades at that stage with it,
Speaker 12: and it just went, so I had to surgical tape
Speaker 12: it to the day.
Speaker 2: You got all that surgical tape. You've got all manner
Speaker 2: of stuff you could use.
Speaker 1: I guess well we did.
Speaker 10: We did.
Speaker 12: But the surgical tapes the way to go half a role.
Speaker 2: It held and it helps if you're some when you're
Speaker 2: get an autnuver off to have a bike to eat,
Speaker 2: I don't have surge your tape as a backup on it.
Speaker 12: Big some in your pocket.
Speaker 2: Thank you, show mum half a roll a big grip.
Speaker 12: I was very pregnant and I needed a lot.
Speaker 2: O those triplets. Tom, thank you very much. You cal
Speaker 2: take care of by goes bye. Christian O'Connell show podcast coming.
Speaker 2: I'm in a couple of seconds and we got all
Speaker 2: the latest miss hurd lyrics. Also to the next half
Speaker 2: an hour on the show. One Last Game. We're looking
Speaker 2: to build a team of nine of you that could
Speaker 2: have bins. If you used to love playing footy back
Speaker 2: in the day. Maybe that's your dad. We heard daughters
Speaker 2: nominating their dad's last week, wife's talking about their husband's.
Speaker 2: We've got that coming up in fifty minutes time. One
Speaker 2: Last Game. The team will be coached by Shane Crawford
Speaker 2: going up against a nine all star team that is
Speaker 2: going to be coached by the guy came in Friday
Speaker 2: to get involved at Brereton, which is really really exciting.
Speaker 2: So one last game still going ahead and we're talking
Speaker 2: to more potential players for our team that could have
Speaker 2: beens in the next twenty minutes. Right now, it's.
Speaker 7: Just another miss hurd, Maday Christian O'Connell's miss hurd lyrics.
Speaker 2: Time for the miss hurd lyrics. As we go through
Speaker 2: all the ones you've been sending in over the last week,
Speaker 2: we play them back. Do we agree? Do we not hear?
Speaker 2: You're miss? Here for the really great ones? Hall of
Speaker 2: Last week, Anthony got inducted into an instant Hall of
Speaker 2: Famer with killing Heidi's classic We're Ellie Hooper singing about
Speaker 2: getting on the beers? Will you make it in the end?
Speaker 2: Anthony thought it was we'll get maggot in the end.
Speaker 2: That's not fair.
Speaker 10: I hear that?
Speaker 2: Why down? Anthony? All right? First of all, then today
Speaker 2: Big John, we go to Black Sabbath war pigs treating
Speaker 2: people just like pawns in chess? Or is it treating
Speaker 2: people like folding chairs? Is spot on treating people just
Speaker 2: like folding chairs.
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 3: Well done, John hall Of That's not how you trade paper.
Speaker 2: Casey Bowlein Prince nineteen ninety nine. Is it two thousand
Speaker 2: zero zero party over oops out of time? Or is
Speaker 2: a little fit now singing two thousand zero zero party
Speaker 2: ovaries out of time? It's there, It's there, what Casey?
Speaker 2: Let's go to Michael Jilami. It's got this by Australian crawl,
Speaker 2: this classic reckless Burke and Wheels and Camels initials in
Speaker 2: the tree. This is almost sacrilege, isn't it taken on
Speaker 2: this song? Burke and Wheels and Camels, missiles and latree.
Speaker 2: It's there, Gangster's paradise. Do you remember Coolio back in
Speaker 2: the day gonna fastback throw back from beck Rose? What
Speaker 2: have I may looking? Us going on in the kitchen?
Speaker 3: This is the biggest song of nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I remember that in the wonder here. But
Speaker 2: half of them ain't looking. It's going on in the kitchen,
Speaker 2: but I don't know what's cooking?
Speaker 10: What have I that may looking?
Speaker 4: It's going on in.
Speaker 2: The kitchen, but I don't know what's cooking? Or is it?
Speaker 2: But half of them ain't looking. It's going on in
Speaker 2: the kitchen, but I don't know what's chicken? What have
Speaker 2: I that may looking us going on in the kitchen,
Speaker 2: but I don't know what's cooking. He doesn't know Coolio
Speaker 2: didn't know what poetry was. There's the nineties, man, you
Speaker 2: weren't there. Stewart's got this one, Lasting Lover by Cigala
Speaker 2: and James Arthur. I've been looking for a lasting lover
Speaker 2: kill forests. Can you hear it? I've been looking for
Speaker 2: an elastic lover. Yeah, I hear elastic lover in there?
Speaker 2: All right? Two more ago we got Vassilos has got
Speaker 2: the killers. Mister Bright's side, I never, he's got too
Speaker 2: possible miss on this, so I never. Or is it
Speaker 2: Diana to that one? Or is it viagra? Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm hearing viagra. I'm gonna upgrade that all favor.
Speaker 4: No need to head your bed.
Speaker 2: Diana is not in here.
Speaker 4: Viagra.
Speaker 2: Last one today goes to Becker CARDI b wish wish,
Speaker 2: I've been official. My whole life didn't make sense actual
Speaker 2: when you read that one out the actual lyric. I've
Speaker 2: been whole light or is it I've been a fish
Speaker 2: for my whole life.
Speaker 13: I've been lights clearer than I've been official all my life.
Speaker 2: I've been official all my life, been whole light. Oh
Speaker 2: that is so good. I've been a fish for my
Speaker 2: whole life. I've been a whole light Becker. Well done.
Speaker 2: Hall of Famer, free Hall of Famous this week. Well
Speaker 2: done everyone. If you've got miss her lyrics for next Monday,
Speaker 2: email me Christian at Christian o'connorgn dot com dot au.
Speaker 2: Those who are outstanding, thank you very much everyone, Christian.
Speaker 1: Hell good Chris you know Connall show podcast.
Speaker 2: Let's tell you a cabout one last game. So we're
Speaker 2: looking for a team of nine to be in our
Speaker 2: team that could have Bins. What we need to do
Speaker 2: is still have the passion that used to be more
Speaker 2: than that when he used to play just to enjoy
Speaker 2: playing footy back in the day. We're building our team
Speaker 2: of nine of you, whether you're nominating yourself, we've had
Speaker 2: We've had daughters nominating their dads, We've had wives nominating husbands.
Speaker 2: You can nominate yourself. Might be someone you work with,
Speaker 2: but we're building the team. Chen Crawford is going to
Speaker 2: be the coach, or they could have Bence they're gonna
Speaker 2: be playing one last game against an all star team
Speaker 2: of legends. We'll be announcing some of the names, big
Speaker 2: names this week. They're coached by a big name who
Speaker 2: came in Friday, Dermot Brereton. We were charmed by Dermy.
Speaker 4: A charmed.
Speaker 3: I was roasted by Dermy. He said, I live outside
Speaker 3: the realm of common sense to think where his words.
Speaker 2: I tell you what as well? I mean, obviously a
Speaker 2: tough guy back in the day of tough men playing footy.
Speaker 2: But did he shake your hand?
Speaker 3: Yeah, one of those one of those guys.
Speaker 2: Oh you know the crunch awhere two more seconds, I'd
Speaker 2: be tapping out like in the second haha.
Speaker 3: It's like somehow they used the strength of their whole
Speaker 3: body through the hand.
Speaker 2: I couldn't write in a year of training to have
Speaker 2: a stronger handshape, right, I don't know what exercise needed
Speaker 2: to do. I couldn't have a handshake like that.
Speaker 1: I remember once.
Speaker 2: The other one that was actually worse than that, well,
Speaker 2: I actually made a noise was the box of jewles.
Speaker 2: Foreman his hand. I've never seen hands that big, right,
Speaker 2: and he crunched it. He didn't mean to write, but
Speaker 2: it actually hurt and a bone clicked, and he was
Speaker 2: so apologetic. I was interviewing an hour live on a
Speaker 2: on a show and I kept sort of massage in
Speaker 2: my hands. What do you hurt? And he I never
Speaker 2: felt less of a man, right, he came out and massaged.
Speaker 4: No, you've already done too damaged.
Speaker 2: Man's fingers, George, I haven't got grilling, you know, lingering
Speaker 2: grilling machine money to fall back on. My partition came
Speaker 2: into this site. Was me sat there whilst George Forema
Speaker 2: searching my fingers. Go easy, please, George, go easy, George.
Speaker 2: All right, So anyway, one last game that's gonna be
Speaker 2: happening a couple of weeks time. As we count down
Speaker 2: and get excited about the return of footy. What a
Speaker 2: team we have so far. Already, everyone who makes it
Speaker 2: into the team of could Have Bins gets a unique
Speaker 2: player nickname. So we've got Adam Bacon ended up an
Speaker 2: intensive care on field at the age of seventeen. He
Speaker 2: is Sizzle. Jason Bezina had a Maltese father that wouldn't
Speaker 2: let him play footy. He is the Maltese fulcan meet
Speaker 2: Shanco two shoulder recos put enter his game playing days
Speaker 2: major white line fever. He is fever. David Skinner still
Speaker 2: needs a bit workwork one. David Skinner, fifty three year old,
Speaker 2: still play. His wife says he's got a good rig.
Speaker 2: He is a day. He's a insect pests controller. He
Speaker 2: is the pest. That one's good. Jason Colhane never got
Speaker 2: to play that retirement game. He is regrets on. God's
Speaker 2: a lot going on with that one. You know got
Speaker 2: the speech you were going into. Brad Nugent too busy
Speaker 2: partying back in the day. He wants to prove he's
Speaker 2: better than his brother. You unrecognize the surname Nugents. He
Speaker 2: is our big kicking goalscorer used to kick so he
Speaker 2: told us one hundred of season when he was fifteen, sixteen,
Speaker 2: and seventeen. He is Hollywood grand spooner. S daughter Matilda
Speaker 2: nominated him on Thursday Show Elite Sledger. Kids have never
Speaker 2: seen him play until now. Has he still got those skills? Sledgends?
Speaker 2: Hey mate, you got no friends? Oh the worst sledging out?
Speaker 2: Your mama still white ship bottom. I don't say that.
Speaker 2: I can't concentrate on the game. You're lonely. People say
Speaker 2: you smell. And then finally Bart's Hoggart. We still bo
Speaker 2: to Friday one hundred and thirty kilos. He said he
Speaker 2: wants to be our ruckman. He is not a ruckman,
Speaker 2: in his words, the fastest fat man to run in
Speaker 2: a straight line steam train. All right, so this week
Speaker 2: the last few spaces on our team. So if you
Speaker 2: do know somebody or as you don't sleep on this,
Speaker 2: your chance this would be great fun. Yeah all right,
Speaker 2: Coming up next, we've got someone who wants to be
Speaker 2: in the team, Christian.
Speaker 1: Christian Christian o'connells Show Podcast.
Speaker 2: Now, a lot of you are nominate your husbands. We're
Speaker 2: here in teenage nominating their dads. We have an amazing
Speaker 2: email that's coming over the last couple of days from
Speaker 2: a wife that wants to nominate her husband. We've got
Speaker 2: We've got Dominic, the husband on the line right now.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Dom. Hey don't now, Dom you sound pretty cautious.
Speaker 2: I could understand why. Out of the blue, you've heard
Speaker 2: from a radio station saying can you wait there? Christian's
Speaker 2: gone an email to read to you. So do you
Speaker 2: know anything about what your wife is trying to do?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 10: I do it?
Speaker 2: Come out over the weekend.
Speaker 10: I've got a fair idea listening.
Speaker 2: What do you think she's done.
Speaker 10: She's nominated me for one last game.
Speaker 2: My friend, It's more than a nomination, it's a story. Okay,
Speaker 2: this email. I haven't listened to this obviously. You've got
Speaker 2: an amazing relationship and a wonderful wife. This is quite
Speaker 2: a story, your story. You'll know this story very well,
Speaker 2: but when we read it, it really moved us. Anyway,
Speaker 2: let me read out what your lovely wife Kylie wrote
Speaker 2: to us about you. Christian, totally unbeknown to my husband,
Speaker 2: I'm going to nominate him to play his last game
Speaker 2: of footy. Dom was a sensational player in the eighties
Speaker 2: and could have taken his career to the highest level,
Speaker 2: but girls got in the way. This is my story
Speaker 2: as well. I mean teenagers have been daughters and an
Speaker 2: injury and an injury. He represented Victorian many state games,
Speaker 2: eventually ended up in Collingwood under nineteens during nineteen eighty
Speaker 2: eight to nineteen eighty nine. It's tough on a kid
Speaker 2: who Barrett for Carton his whole life. He was known
Speaker 2: for his long flying hair and many a newspaper article
Speaker 2: was written about and his future in the game. We've
Speaker 2: got one of them amazing just after a big old kick.
Speaker 2: And I tell you what, it's also amazing the hair.
Speaker 2: It's like, Michael Bolton, have you still got the hair? Tom?
Speaker 10: I do. I've kip the pony down? Where is it
Speaker 10: in a paper bag somewhere?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 2: Really? We've got to go it back on one last hair?
Speaker 2: Definitely to this day regrets his decision to give up
Speaker 2: and ask why he did. His comment is always the same.
Speaker 2: Back then, footy wasn't what it is today. We've We're
Speaker 2: hearing this a lot from people. I was really good,
Speaker 2: but I didn't know where else to do, what else
Speaker 2: to do? Lee Matthews get this, Lee Matthews, the one
Speaker 2: and only. Lee Matthews used to call him weekly to
Speaker 2: try and convince him to come back, but by this
Speaker 2: time the passion was gone. I do anything to give
Speaker 2: him one last game, one last kick of the sharing
Speaker 2: around the ground with a bunch of boys, the feeling
Speaker 2: of kicking a goal and people cheering him on, being included.
Speaker 2: I never got to see my don play, and we
Speaker 2: met twenty years ago this year. I believe it was
Speaker 2: not a Colon or Bulldogs game, but was at Princess Park.
Speaker 2: He was there with a mate. We met, We talked
Speaker 2: twenty years later. We're now married and have a beautiful daughter.
Speaker 2: Footie is in our blood. My husband is Dominic Tavern.
Speaker 2: He's just turned fifty. Tom Yes, Tom correct? How does
Speaker 2: it feel hearing all that lovely?
Speaker 10: Isn't it partly true?
Speaker 4: Did you ever speak to Lee Matthews?
Speaker 2: Yes, one time? One time doesn't matter. He called you.
Speaker 2: Whether it's five times, just not get down into the
Speaker 2: specifics Leeue Matthews called you. So you really could have
Speaker 2: gone all the way? You aren't really are I could.
Speaker 10: Have been Well maybe I don't know. The ability was there,
Speaker 10: but not the application, I guess. So when you've heard.
Speaker 2: This on the radio, I was talking about it, have
Speaker 2: you thought about applying yourself or is that part of
Speaker 2: your life sort of gone by?
Speaker 10: Well it was a good laugh. I've definitely enjoyed listening
Speaker 10: to it. But I thought it might be Yea Carly
Speaker 10: did mention it, so I thought, domb.
Speaker 2: There's time to lace the boats back on again. My friend,
Speaker 2: come on, your wife said the word that left out
Speaker 2: to me, sensational player. You are sensation To get the
Speaker 2: hair out of the back, my friend. We're bringing you
Speaker 2: back with being in their hair back as well. Sensation
Speaker 2: is back. Someone call Lee Matthews. We've got to get
Speaker 2: you back. Dom you are you up for one last game?
Speaker 2: Do you want to join the team? We want you in?
Speaker 10: Yeah, well let's ever laugh absolutely.
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, hey, we can't have hesitation.
Speaker 4: I'm laughing here.
Speaker 2: This is serious, this is footy. This is one last game.
Speaker 2: Do you want him?
Speaker 10: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: I care that's Sensation. Sensation, Welcome to the team. What
Speaker 2: a team we've got, Sledgends quick just to stand there
Speaker 2: blinking at me? What a team we've got? You need
Speaker 2: a sound a fact for him. I'll end with him
Speaker 2: to give you time. What a team we've got, Slegend.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you got no friends?
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Speaker 2: Sensation who.
Speaker 1: Love it?
Speaker 2: Okay, Sensation, welcome to the team. All right, and thank Carlie.
Speaker 2: What a lovely one. If you've got there as well,
Speaker 2: good on your mate, Speak you soon. Phone's ringing off
Speaker 2: the hook to Lee Matthews again.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
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Speaker 2: Over the next couple of days, as we try and
Speaker 2: put the final pieces in place in our one last
Speaker 2: game could have Bins team. One thing we haven't now
Speaker 2: yet is the role of the ruckman, because otherwise where
Speaker 2: are those goals coming? And there are gonna be goals.
Speaker 2: So this week, do you know someone really tall? Seriously,
Speaker 2: we just need to fight Melbourn's tallest man. Doesn't matter
Speaker 2: if they never played footy in their life, right, It's
Speaker 2: worked out all right for Mason Cox. We need just height.
Speaker 2: We just need height. Someone who can pluck that ball
Speaker 2: out of the air, get it up to Hollywood and
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Speaker 4: Just from me, Fami and from you guys.
Speaker 2: Can we make it collective taller? Today's show is guss
Speaker 2: it Tomorrow we begin to look for them. The search
Speaker 2: will look out for someone tool today right even if
Speaker 2: you've seen them when you're driving around within your five
Speaker 2: K radios. We need the tallest person in Melbourne to
Speaker 2: join one last game. And if you have got anyone
Speaker 2: you known to nominate, whether it's yourself, email me today
Speaker 2: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au
Speaker 1: Christian Hello, Christian O'Connell Show Podcast