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<v Speaker 1>It is a Christian Colors Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>are back. Good Morning jackum on in Pats, Good morning Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>So how was everyone's rearranged? Reassembled Valentine's on Valentine's Love

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<v Speaker 2>and Lockdown weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>As you can imagine, all the good stuff that a

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<v Speaker 3>weekend holds goes to the side, and then there is

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<v Speaker 3>a vacuum to do things like vacuuming. We just did

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<v Speaker 3>a deep clean of the house because there was nothing else.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd never seen my wife happier than Saturday morning. Me

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<v Speaker 2>my daughters all trapped inside the house like misery. She

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, this used today. This used today to

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<v Speaker 2>do that cleaning we haven't done. Teenagers don't like to

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<v Speaker 2>clean on any any weekend, let alone this weekend. I

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<v Speaker 2>cut the grass that they get the leaf blow out,

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<v Speaker 2>The garage need to be tidied, and sort of put

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<v Speaker 2>everythink into piles. I try to use the old well.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't take in another rubbish way because it's lockdown,

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<v Speaker 2>so it's silly to do it today. Why do anything

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<v Speaker 2>should put it into a pile so when things reopen,

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<v Speaker 2>it's all good to go, get ready for reopening and everything.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, my weekend was dull tasks that I've been

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<v Speaker 2>putting off for ages.

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<v Speaker 3>That garage does need a big clean though, that is

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<v Speaker 3>a shrine of a miner or has.

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<v Speaker 4>A new hobby every week.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you what I have realized. There's a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of stuff that's going to be going on gum tree

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<v Speaker 2>this Weekketch, I've got quite a lot of stuff to

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<v Speaker 2>be clear. It's going to more like a sort of

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<v Speaker 2>sports clearance warehouse. That is that his business. Does he

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<v Speaker 2>live above the shop? Is he like a warehouse? Sports

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<v Speaker 2>were house direct closing down cell.

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<v Speaker 4>Choose your sport?

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<v Speaker 2>He pre Eastern closing down cell. Everything's got to go.

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<v Speaker 2>There's an exercise bike in there, there's that big hex

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<v Speaker 2>bar I got as well. There's kettlebells. There's the rowing

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<v Speaker 2>machine which is on ready shaky ground. The other thing

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<v Speaker 2>I actually realize is there's not a lot of space

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<v Speaker 2>in that garage. Are there specialists that come out and

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<v Speaker 2>will put cabinets and like, what are things like they've

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<v Speaker 2>got slightly those sort of I am emfy sometimes when

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<v Speaker 2>I'm out walking the dog and I look in someone's

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<v Speaker 2>garage and it's really well organized. You know, they've got

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<v Speaker 2>the silhouette of the tools.

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<v Speaker 3>There are garage specialists who just do garages.

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<v Speaker 2>I need a garage guru that will come around and

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<v Speaker 2>do like roll away shutters and stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>That I've seen it on TV.

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<v Speaker 3>You know those things in a garage that have hooks

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<v Speaker 3>on them, but people put tools on. They did every wall,

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<v Speaker 3>every inch of wall. That's what I was that and

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<v Speaker 3>everything that you could ever own in the garage hung up.

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<v Speaker 2>And just I dream of being that guy who's got

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<v Speaker 2>a work bench, you know, with a vice. I will

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<v Speaker 2>never use it, but it's a great thing. I was

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<v Speaker 2>coming here sometimes and just work the land and my tools.

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<v Speaker 2>I need a specialist. Someone must know people that do

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<v Speaker 2>this for a liver. I need them to come out

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<v Speaker 2>and help me out here. It's a mess.

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<v Speaker 3>When my dad turns sixty, I looked at getting the

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<v Speaker 3>garage specials in for his birthdays, like a gift kid

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<v Speaker 3>out the garage, but it's so expensive.

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<v Speaker 2>Turns out there is a limit to love sometimes, Jack Post.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>So, Patsy, what do you have to rearrange and reshuffle

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<v Speaker 2>around over the weekend? With the news on Friday? That,

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<v Speaker 2>to be fair, Pats he called it Friday morning she

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<v Speaker 2>got the news, Psyche.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember why she was doing the news. We're in here

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<v Speaker 3>going what was she talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>Old Herald Sun FM whipping everyone app snapped a five

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<v Speaker 2>day and then it did it got called. So how

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<v Speaker 2>was your weekend, Patsy? One of our producers saw you

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<v Speaker 2>googling how to pronounce one of the tennis players names

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<v Speaker 2>earlier and said that you obviously had a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>glasses of wine yesterday afternoon.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what, I'm on a few brain cells short

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<v Speaker 5>this morning because I'm not used to doing the daytime drink.

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<v Speaker 5>So I didn't have a big day yesterday. We thought

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<v Speaker 5>we just have a picky lunch time afternoon, like midday,

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<v Speaker 5>and so we had like a plowman midday.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, we lockdown and let's get back into heavy drinking.

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<v Speaker 5>Wasn't every drinking. But I'll tell you what I said

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<v Speaker 5>to the love God at one stage. Let's just have

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<v Speaker 5>a simple lunch and you know what, let's have a

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<v Speaker 5>wine with it. So we just had a moscato, just

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<v Speaker 5>something light.

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<v Speaker 2>Just a muskata, just a muskata.

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<v Speaker 5>And I only had a couple of glasses but a bottle.

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<v Speaker 5>I realized why I don't do daytime drinking.

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<v Speaker 2>You're all sleepy, don't you.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I'm a little bit behind the eight ball, to

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<v Speaker 5>be honest, like, I'm just not shut.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to shut down. The news is important, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's okay to be a little bit just behind it

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<v Speaker 2>all today, just slow. So we did anyone else reshuffle

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<v Speaker 2>all their entire sort of bookings that they may have

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<v Speaker 2>had for Sunday or Saturday, all on to Friday night.

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<v Speaker 2>Phones must have been ringing off everywhere on Friday during daytime.

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<v Speaker 2>Once Dan Andrews said that's it. You've got until midnight.

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<v Speaker 2>Then you back indoors for five days. It must have

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<v Speaker 2>been crazy people trying to rebook their Valentine's dinners and lunches.

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<v Speaker 2>All the ones we gave away last week just gone.

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<v Speaker 4>They get postpones.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we just had no idea last week ago. We're

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<v Speaker 2>about twenty different restaurant booking they never got used yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder whether guys would use the Dan Andrews snap

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<v Speaker 2>lockdown as an excuse, like they would have been going

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<v Speaker 2>to their half yesterday. Trust me, I had so much

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<v Speaker 2>stuff planned Lundie Dan Andrews, you know, on Friday, coming

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<v Speaker 2>out of nowhere with the lockdown. So yeah, we masged

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<v Speaker 2>to go out on Friday night. And there was this

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<v Speaker 2>strange kind of heightened buzz about Friday night because everyone

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<v Speaker 2>knew this is it for five days or maybe longer,

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<v Speaker 2>there's no more weekend after.

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<v Speaker 3>It was totally packed where we were on Friday night.

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<v Speaker 3>We were out of the bar, which we had booked.

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<v Speaker 3>We weren't doing a mad rush around to just try

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<v Speaker 3>and get out, but yeah, restaurants packed, people spilling out

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<v Speaker 3>onto the streets knowing that the five day snap lockdown

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<v Speaker 3>is coming and hopefully gets lifted on Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 2>You ever been in a restaurant where someone drops the tray,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, one of the waiting stuff. They dropped the

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<v Speaker 2>tray right, and normally people go way, don't they. There

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<v Speaker 2>was such a buzz on Friday night. Some poor young

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<v Speaker 2>girl dropped this tray with the plates and a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of glasses. We went, she got all that's what the

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<v Speaker 2>atmosphere was like on Friday Night.

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<v Speaker 1>Is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I got a great email over the weekend, kind of

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<v Speaker 2>related to what we've been talking about so far on

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<v Speaker 2>the show. This morning headline was from Chris listener, Chris

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<v Speaker 2>made up I won a prize. Now I'm in trouble

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<v Speaker 2>with my wife, Christian. This is an amazing story. I

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<v Speaker 2>more people do this and just make up lies about

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<v Speaker 2>winning stuff on this show. My wife Joe was recently

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<v Speaker 2>questioning me about what we're going to do for the

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<v Speaker 2>Valentine's Day over the weekend. I hadn't planned or anything,

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<v Speaker 2>so with the new lockdown measures being introduced, thinking it

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<v Speaker 2>was the perfect crime, I made up a story on

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<v Speaker 2>Friday and I told her I spent ages trying to

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<v Speaker 2>call your show we listen every morning. Finally got through

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<v Speaker 2>and I won one the dinners you were giving away

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<v Speaker 2>for Valentine's Day.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't rode past into this.

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<v Speaker 2>I made out. It was a shame we couldn't go.

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<v Speaker 2>I told you guys would be lying about Dan Andrews.

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<v Speaker 2>But she was really impressed that I'd gone to all

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<v Speaker 2>the effort and this is what we in one, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>It's the effort. They want to know that you've expanded

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<v Speaker 2>and spent a couple of calories that don't really isn't

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<v Speaker 2>really about what the actual present or gift is. It's

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<v Speaker 2>that you went to the effort, especially this guy, Chris,

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<v Speaker 2>the effort to win a prize. I already thought I'd

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<v Speaker 2>gotten away with the perfect crime, gaining a whole heap

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<v Speaker 2>of Brownie points for no effort. Nothing more at all

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<v Speaker 2>were this morning, Yet this was a yesterday was sent

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<v Speaker 2>to me. My wife is originally from England and she

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<v Speaker 2>was obviously really excited about this that we won something

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<v Speaker 2>in your show. Told all of friends about it back

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<v Speaker 2>in England. Turns out some of them listened to the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Subsequently said I'll have a listen to Fridays to hear

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<v Speaker 2>your husband Chris on air. He wasn't on air. He's

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<v Speaker 2>not the boat. My wife's now queried this and I've crumbled. However,

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<v Speaker 2>there was another caller who was also named Chris, who

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<v Speaker 2>had a recently pregnant wife. However, mind wife knows that

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't me as well, nilssa SI, I've had to confess

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<v Speaker 2>and now spent this weekend lockdown with a very annoyed,

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<v Speaker 2>embarrassed wife. You guys help, why is this our situation?

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<v Speaker 2>Just sort out? Chris.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't encourage lying, and we can't support that. It's

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<v Speaker 3>not like we can fix him up with one of

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<v Speaker 3>the Denners now.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Chris, thank you very much your emails.

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<v Speaker 1>Chris, Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what Valentine's was for you guys. Yesterday

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<v Speaker 2>This is how far it got in my house. I

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<v Speaker 2>made my wife a cup of tea in bed, took

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<v Speaker 2>it to her hour later. She made me a very

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<v Speaker 2>nice bacon sandwich that was our Valentine's and that, to me,

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<v Speaker 2>is a perfect Valentine's. That was great. It's in the

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<v Speaker 2>small little things when he bet with some quana, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>I think she's done more for you though. That's a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit of tea.

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<v Speaker 2>Through the house avoiding spinach. I've got two dogs and

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<v Speaker 2>a cat running around your legs. They want to be fed. See, really,

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<v Speaker 2>it's the dexterity is great. Breaking a bacon sandwich, really what?

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<v Speaker 2>She just chuck the bacon in the air fryer, put

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<v Speaker 2>it between two bits of bread and put in red

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<v Speaker 2>and brown sauce and you ready to go yours.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a tea bag in water.

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<v Speaker 2>It's actually a lot more complicated for a proper english

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<v Speaker 2>woman like me. It's not as simple as that. That's

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<v Speaker 2>not how you steep tea. You've got to steep the tea,

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<v Speaker 2>then you introduce the milk. It takes five minutes to

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<v Speaker 2>make a proper cup of tea. Then you put it

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<v Speaker 2>on a nice plate with some biscuits, arrange around it.

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<v Speaker 2>She sounds nice, Yeah, so I think she the other

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<v Speaker 2>thing I did as well. I kept saying, hey, there's

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<v Speaker 2>going to be delivery for you today. She went, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>we we promised we never do this, right, I said,

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<v Speaker 2>there's going to be a delivery few day. I had

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<v Speaker 2>some flowers I bought. They've been hiding in the garage.

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<v Speaker 2>Quite easy to hide in my carriage. You won't find

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<v Speaker 2>anything in there, right, And I then snuck out the

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<v Speaker 2>house with the flowers and knocked on the door.

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<v Speaker 4>That see that is romantic. Yeah she's surprised by that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah cool, right. She terrified when she opened the door

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<v Speaker 2>because she I was really banging it. You know what

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<v Speaker 2>the old Amazon drivers do. They keep it that big

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<v Speaker 2>old that they really want on that door.

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<v Speaker 3>And then if she's not fast enough to answer, you

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<v Speaker 3>just leave a little card that says you've got to

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<v Speaker 3>go pick up your flowers from the post.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the other thing we did yesterday evening we

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<v Speaker 2>watched When Harry Met Sally, and I haven't seen it

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<v Speaker 2>in about ten years or so. That movie that is

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<v Speaker 2>still one of the greatest romantic comedies of all time.

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<v Speaker 2>Nineteen minutes of movie perfection. All the funny scenes that

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<v Speaker 2>you remember when you first saw it, and I remember

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<v Speaker 2>the first time I was sat in a cinema, Do

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<v Speaker 2>you remember those? And I remember the huge laugh that

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<v Speaker 2>just bounced around the cinema when the whole r have

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<v Speaker 2>what She's having line got the first time you ever

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<v Speaker 2>said that. It still bears up all these years later.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a great movie. Billy Crystal and Megrian are amazing

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<v Speaker 2>in that, and all the other support casts as well.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'd forgotten about the way they have those real

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<v Speaker 2>life old couples as well, talking about love and their relationships,

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<v Speaker 2>and that lovely couple at the end as well.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think I've ever seen I don't think i've

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<v Speaker 3>ever seen it. I've seen in clippic shows that clip

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<v Speaker 3>what she's having Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, well, I would say in one of the most

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<v Speaker 2>perfect movies ever. There's not a wasted scene in it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's still great.

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<v Speaker 3>I was put off by Meg ryan movies after Top

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<v Speaker 3>Gum No, You've Got Mail.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I still that shocks me that people think that is good.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree with you, it's really irritating. She's whiny in it,

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<v Speaker 2>the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 3>And Tom Hanks, who's you universally loved, even he's a

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<v Speaker 3>bad guy through it and doesn't really even redeem himself.

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<v Speaker 2>The fact that we can actually it's a can of

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<v Speaker 2>worm to me is I think that Meg Rian did

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<v Speaker 2>her best work with Billy Crystal. She's better with Billy.

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<v Speaker 2>I think if Billy Crystal was in You've Got Mal

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<v Speaker 2>better movie and would have warmed her up. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think that when the people rave up the chemistry between

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<v Speaker 2>Tom and Megan that movie, I don't get it.

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<v Speaker 4>Some of their parts is not greater than the whole, Thank.

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<v Speaker 2>You very much. So Anyway, as I was, I end

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<v Speaker 2>up start googling whist we're watching the movie? You know

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<v Speaker 2>what you're doing that? How old are they now? How

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<v Speaker 2>old is Billy? He must be seventy to that game

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<v Speaker 2>where you start speculating I think he's alive. You get

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<v Speaker 2>your phone out, don't you start Okay, he's seventy three.

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<v Speaker 2>He wasn't exactly that young in that movie came quite

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<v Speaker 2>a while ago. The other thing I found out was

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<v Speaker 2>Nora Efron. She did the screenplay with Rob Ryiner. Rob

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<v Speaker 2>Ryan an amazing director. He did like within seven years

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<v Speaker 2>in the eighties, did spinal Taps, stand by Me? Harry

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<v Speaker 2>Met Sally, then Misery. All of these just started to

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<v Speaker 2>could tear of great movies. She wanted it to be

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<v Speaker 2>called either these titles are horrible, Harry, this is Sally?

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<v Speaker 2>Who wants to see that movie how they met? Or

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<v Speaker 2>simply Harry and Sally. Harry and Sally would have been nice.

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<v Speaker 2>I then started google other movies and what they were

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<v Speaker 2>almost called, right, three thousand? What do you think that

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<v Speaker 2>movie became? Three thousand was originally going to be called

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<v Speaker 2>three thousand. Patsy. You might be able to get this.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really, it's another romantic comedy actually won the big ones.

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<v Speaker 5>Not like a notting Hill or something like.

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<v Speaker 2>That Pretty Woman, because I think three thousand is what

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<v Speaker 2>he pays as Edward who's Richard Gears character.

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<v Speaker 4>When I go up, it's terrible, horrible.

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<v Speaker 2>When I grow up big, Yes, when I grow up. Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>The Lunch Bunch.

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<v Speaker 5>Breakfast.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Lunch Punch sounds like a really awful triple M show,

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't it. And don't forget the Lunch Bunch are back

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<v Speaker 2>and it's men only on the phones. Yeah, a Lunch

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<v Speaker 2>Bunch back today. From one Star Beast. Oh, Star Beast

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<v Speaker 2>is a terrible name. It's not one of our time

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<v Speaker 2>waster no alien, Oh watch out. Star Beast is in

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<v Speaker 2>the hold Space Man from Pluto, Spaceman from Pluto, a

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<v Speaker 2>movie everybody loves at Back.

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<v Speaker 1>To the Future.

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<v Speaker 2>Back to the Future was originally the first draft called

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<v Speaker 2>Spaceman from Pluto. I don't think these are the same

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<v Speaker 2>movies if they go for these original times. What are you,

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<v Speaker 2>guys and I think having seen When Harry met Sally? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Or sorry, Harry, this is Sally? What do you think

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<v Speaker 2>is the greatest romantic comedy? All right?

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<v Speaker 4>Two that I love?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, one we watched recently again Knocked Up's not very funny,

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<v Speaker 3>so so funny. And then one that you guys might

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<v Speaker 3>have not saying it was. It wasn't a huge movie

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<v Speaker 3>when it came out maybe ten years ago, but I

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<v Speaker 3>love it so much. He's just not that into you.

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<v Speaker 4>So good.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he got too much criticism. I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a smart rom gone.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, maybe it is one of those things past. If

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<v Speaker 3>you've read the book, people didn't enjoy how they remade it.

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<v Speaker 2>I've already became huge, absolutely massive. Written by a great

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<v Speaker 2>stand up comedian who was brought in to be a

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<v Speaker 2>writer more like a just a script supervisor on Sex

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<v Speaker 2>and the City. They wanted to get a male perspective

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<v Speaker 2>on the head runners have seen him do stand up

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<v Speaker 2>and he was talking about being married, and they said,

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<v Speaker 2>could you just sit in the writer's room and go, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>a guy wouldn't think like that, or actually a guy

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<v Speaker 2>would think this, or a man would be more selfish

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<v Speaker 2>than that. He would pass it on. In one thing,

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<v Speaker 2>he was talking to writers and he was saying about

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<v Speaker 2>a line and he said, he's just not into you.

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<v Speaker 2>And to be fair, the head run went, you should

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<v Speaker 2>do something with that's a that's a title of a movie.

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<v Speaker 2>And he literally then he wrote the book and it

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<v Speaker 2>became the movie Phatsy, What's it for you? Greatest romantic

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<v Speaker 2>comedy you gonna hate this.

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<v Speaker 5>I love love Actually, yeah, me too. I just I

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<v Speaker 5>think it's so. I know you don't like it, but no,

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<v Speaker 5>I watch it before Christmas Eve. It's how traditional he

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<v Speaker 5>our how I just love it. I love all the

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<v Speaker 5>different parallel storyline it is.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like six movies. It one.

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<v Speaker 2>What about in the modern I then when you watch

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<v Speaker 2>it now, some movies are different. What about now? The

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<v Speaker 2>stalking scene, the guy turning up on the doorstep storm

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<v Speaker 2>hanging on there with like cards is creepy with that?

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<v Speaker 2>And obviously Hugh Grant as a prime minister. Have you

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<v Speaker 2>seen what the prime ministers look like of my country?

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<v Speaker 2>You know?

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<v Speaker 1>Boris Johnson, Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>On Saturday, my sixteen year old daughter walked in on

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<v Speaker 2>something and from a micro moment, it could easy have

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<v Speaker 2>looked like I was doing something right. Okay, So, like

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<v Speaker 2>I said, there was sorting out stuff being made to

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<v Speaker 2>sort out things on Saturday, like a lot of people,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess, lack of anywhere else to go, trapped like

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<v Speaker 2>Colonel Abraham's. And one more, I said, can you sort

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<v Speaker 2>out some of your clothes? I have too many T shirts?

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<v Speaker 2>And she was like, can you just please sort out

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<v Speaker 2>your clothes, put them in a par and stuff like this.

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<v Speaker 2>So it was like a teenager, I think, his bedroom

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<v Speaker 2>on a Saturday morning. So anyways, as I'm trying on

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<v Speaker 2>various T shirts, put them into two pars, stuff like this, right,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm also saying, oh, on some of these jeans, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was thinking, I haven't worn some of these in ages.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm into just my boxes now, like my briefs. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the things I find is an old golf club. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>I think, oh, I don't even know this is an

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<v Speaker 2>old golf class.

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<v Speaker 4>I put off glove.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I put on this golf glove, right, and

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<v Speaker 2>so I'm now in my I'm wearing just wearing this

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<v Speaker 2>this glove right, okay, and my briefs. Okay, So I'm

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<v Speaker 2>trying clothes on and I'm thinking while i'm here, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>as a provate practice off the swing. So I get

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<v Speaker 2>in front of a mirror in my wife and I

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<v Speaker 2>was on sweet bathroom, and to anyone coming in, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>like this in front of the mirror, obviously just in

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<v Speaker 2>my you know, my priest, but wearing this golf club.

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<v Speaker 2>This is all I can promise you. This is all legit,

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<v Speaker 2>there's something wrong with this scene. Golfers do it all

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<v Speaker 2>the time, right, So I'm practicing okay, And then as

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<v Speaker 2>my daughter just appears right and this is this is

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<v Speaker 2>our on suite. Okay, you've got to knock, she comes

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<v Speaker 2>and goes, oh my god, what are you doing? I

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<v Speaker 2>turned around, Guys. I was just trying this on and

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<v Speaker 2>trying on clothes. But too anything can look like a different.

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<v Speaker 2>They're now spreading rumors in my family that I was

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<v Speaker 2>up to something.

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<v Speaker 4>And he loved.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Kids asked me of the weekend, what's a circuit breaker?

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<v Speaker 2>That is such a question of the weekend, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder how many times nebulizer got googled in Melbourne

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<v Speaker 2>over the weekend. And circuit breaker? Now you know a

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<v Speaker 2>bit more about the workings of a house, right, I

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<v Speaker 2>just said a circuit breaker breaks to stop it working.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I guess so.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't really know much about electricity, but that's what

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<v Speaker 3>I would say. It shuts off all the electricity in

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<v Speaker 3>your house so that you don't get electrocuted if something

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<v Speaker 3>goes wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>So why would Dan Andrews refer to the snap sort

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<v Speaker 2>of almost immediate lockdown or from midnight as a circuit

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<v Speaker 2>breaker to stop the numbers rising.

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<v Speaker 3>Or yeah, I guess it's like him turning off the

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<v Speaker 3>power of the whole house. He's turning off the power

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<v Speaker 3>of the whole state and just go all right, we're

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<v Speaker 3>in darkness here for five days.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a griminalogy, isn't it. Pick a better one down today?

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<v Speaker 2>He may to get out there today. Ryan say, hey, listen,

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<v Speaker 2>it wasn't a circuit breaker. I had a quick Google

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<v Speaker 2>over the weekend. Grim one, guys, I'm sorry. You know

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<v Speaker 2>it's a snap speech along with a snap lockdown. This

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<v Speaker 2>is not a circuit breaker.

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<v Speaker 3>Circuit breaker implies no TV, no fresh.

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<v Speaker 2>We can't cope, down Anders, we can't go. And also

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<v Speaker 2>the strange thing is it's hotel quarantine again, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>You know it's like for me once hotel quarantine for me,

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<v Speaker 2>twice for me three times. Shame on hotel quarantin. I

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<v Speaker 2>do know that there is a national quarantine center for dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>We moved here, there's a national facility. They built it

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<v Speaker 2>so I didn't want dogs that might be coming into

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<v Speaker 2>the country with all kind of illnesses from America or

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<v Speaker 2>Europe to be spreading it into a city. So for dogs,

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<v Speaker 2>there is a national quarantine center for dogs humans. I

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<v Speaker 2>think that global pandemic, if you might have it be

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<v Speaker 2>in the middle of a built up city is probably

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<v Speaker 2>not the smartest way now to still run hotel quarantine

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<v Speaker 2>this year, Patsy, what is the song that sums up

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<v Speaker 2>your year? Your year, your weekend? That's a long it

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<v Speaker 2>fell in lockdown.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what? I glass hulffull for us across.

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<v Speaker 2>The You the amount of wine you chucked down? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>you want to top up?

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<v Speaker 5>There was that. Now. Look, I tried to go into

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<v Speaker 5>the weekend with a really positive attitude. It's like, we're

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<v Speaker 5>in this situation. We need to make the best of

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<v Speaker 5>the situation.

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<v Speaker 2>I was Dan Andrew's Cheers squad are here now it's great.

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<v Speaker 2>He wants to go out. Who wants freedom?

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<v Speaker 5>So I used it to reset. So this is why

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<v Speaker 5>this is song.

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<v Speaker 2>Get down downy the trolley about the trolley.

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<v Speaker 5>No, it was a refreshing Saturday for me and for

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<v Speaker 5>my husband because it wasn't mum and Dad's taxi. There

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<v Speaker 5>was no you know, I could sleep in. I didn't

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<v Speaker 5>get the six am alarms Saturday to have her at

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<v Speaker 5>swimming by seven, and then we weren't like bundled into

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<v Speaker 5>the car and off to ballet by ten, And then

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<v Speaker 5>there's the play date, and then there's this, and then oh,

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<v Speaker 5>I've got to do that school project. It was just

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<v Speaker 5>a complete disconnect.

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<v Speaker 2>Crush their sort of spirit kids in it, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>shove them indoors, stay out there a punzel.

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<v Speaker 5>But I loved it because I get drunk.

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<v Speaker 4>Now six amatching.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I loved it because I could go and have

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<v Speaker 5>as many cups of tea as I wanted.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's what you call.

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<v Speaker 5>Mummy's medicine.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm a close look in that tea pot. Why

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<v Speaker 2>do you keep it in the fridge?

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<v Speaker 5>And I could go and have an afternoon nap and

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<v Speaker 5>I can never do that on a Saturday. So I

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<v Speaker 5>was making the best of the situation.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, sure, that's what you tell yourself. Yeah, okay, Mama

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<v Speaker 2>the year all right after this, After this, we go

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<v Speaker 2>to Jack and find out his song for the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian, Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>The other thing we all learned over the weekend that

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<v Speaker 2>tennis playing is an essential You're essential worker. All those

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<v Speaker 2>tennis players. I just got the damage today of trades

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<v Speaker 2>who just desperately want to go and earn money and work.

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<v Speaker 2>Just shoving a tennis rack in the back of the year. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm part of the Open. I'm playing Jokovic at midday. Obviously,

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<v Speaker 2>please move aside. I've got to come through, Jack. What

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<v Speaker 2>is the song that sums up your weekend?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, like many people in Victoria, I tried to blame

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<v Speaker 3>a lackluster Valentine's Day on the premiere so to be anchry,

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<v Speaker 3>I was saying it wasn't me, it was Dan Andrews.

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<v Speaker 2>On my shoulder.

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<v Speaker 6>Wasn't How many men did the same issue, playing the

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<v Speaker 6>lockdown for the lack of anything planned yesterday?

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<v Speaker 3>I thought, when we were plunged into a lockdown again,

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was like the Grand Prix last year

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<v Speaker 3>being canceled.

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<v Speaker 4>There's no Royal show.

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<v Speaker 3>We just hey for this year, it's just not on

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<v Speaker 3>And so I thought.

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<v Speaker 2>He said it's five days, yeah, which.

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<v Speaker 3>Includes Valentine's Day. So I thought, all right, we'll pack

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<v Speaker 3>it away this year and hopefully get to bring it

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<v Speaker 3>out again next year. But nothing has to be done.

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<v Speaker 2>So did you have that awful, terrifying pre arrangement where

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<v Speaker 2>both parties go, you're not. I'm not. We're not going

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<v Speaker 2>to do anything, aren't we Because if you have that conversation,

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<v Speaker 2>then you should be free.

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<v Speaker 4>We did not have that conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh right, well, then I've got no sympathy for you whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 3>But I had remembered the couple's massage I had on Saturday.

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<v Speaker 3>There was meant to be the couple's massage.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you try and move it forward?

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<v Speaker 4>No? No, no, what till Friday?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Not to me, Like it was a crazy idea.

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<v Speaker 2>What to the day we could do everything? What idiot

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<v Speaker 2>does that? You hear English guy today?

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<v Speaker 4>Just maybe the mess I had a well, that.

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<v Speaker 2>One, that voucher that's staying in my boud, that dodgy

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<v Speaker 2>looking place. But that former sailor whatever is a pirate

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<v Speaker 2>that's doing it. You can just ring them and say, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>you know any chance we can have it this afternoon.

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<v Speaker 3>They have been called it's now in March. That was

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<v Speaker 3>the earliest they could do.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't believe that whatsoever, even I know you

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<v Speaker 2>just lied to me. You just get the.

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<v Speaker 4>Eye calendar out.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh come on, you know the fake stuff, deep fake

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<v Speaker 2>dark web. He's got a dark web calendar. All right you, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>come on, this is embarrassing. Exhibit A March four.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you please read the entry?

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<v Speaker 2>It's no like a court stenographer in here, you and

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<v Speaker 2>I have you. It's got the worst eyes sight read moles.

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<v Speaker 2>Just come a wookie hole. He's reading the screen like

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<v Speaker 2>a millimeters away.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe you have to put it on that large text

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<v Speaker 3>they give to old people.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll read it for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Rea.

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<v Speaker 3>It says Botonica wellness bar couple's message, March four.

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<v Speaker 4>So that's what I had in March forget it?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, why do you move it forward to go? Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>I've already taken action, Jackie boy, and this is the

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<v Speaker 2>guy you married.

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<v Speaker 3>Dealt with it at one o'clock on Friday afternoon. I

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<v Speaker 3>love your optimism, but you can't move a couple's massage.

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<v Speaker 2>I managed to move a restaurant book and I had

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<v Speaker 2>for Sunday lunchtime to Friday night. Yeah, we can easy

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<v Speaker 2>do a little bit of oil and lubrication.

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<v Speaker 4>We all know you throw your don't you well?

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<v Speaker 2>You should try it. Sometimes you can move the massage forward.

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<v Speaker 2>couple of days. So what did you do in the

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<v Speaker 2>end after the couple's massage that you couldn't be bothered

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<v Speaker 2>to move that I've just found out your wife rearranged in.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well we worked together to make.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure what would have been the feelings. Someone does more

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<v Speaker 2>that togetherness than the other one.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, Bianca actually went still went all out on Valentine's Day,

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<v Speaker 3>even though I thought it had been postponed and Dan

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<v Speaker 3>Andrew said, there's.

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<v Speaker 5>No Valentines, I'm banning it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't think that was the press conference.

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<v Speaker 3>I understood it to be. You know, we'll do it

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<v Speaker 3>next year, but I got it wrong. Bianca woke up

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<v Speaker 3>and make it made a Dutch baby.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know what a Dutch baby?

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me? Is that one in the oven? I think

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<v Speaker 2>Harry's in news for that made a Dutch baby? What

0:25:55.520 --> 0:25:58.800
<v Speaker 2>without your help? Again, I had nothing to do with it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>she's made it on her own. What's a Dutch baby.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like a It's like a pancake but in a

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<v Speaker 4>deep pan.

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<v Speaker 3>And it had berries and icing sugar all over.

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<v Speaker 4>It was delicious.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you want to tuck into a Dutch baby?

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<v Speaker 2>What an awful sounding thing? A Dutch baby?

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<v Speaker 4>Good?

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<v Speaker 2>What is it like a deep pan pancake?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>It was so but really flaky, really young.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, let's just talk about that flakys. Those Dutch babies,

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<v Speaker 2>they're flaky.

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<v Speaker 3>So later in the afternoon, Bianca said to me, you

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<v Speaker 3>haven't really tried today on Valentine's Day. You haven't even

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<v Speaker 3>done something like that. Where the thought that counts? And

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<v Speaker 3>I said, well, because Dan Andrews couldn't go out and

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<v Speaker 3>get flowers. The couple's massage has been canceled. So she

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<v Speaker 3>was making a slow cook for dinner and I.

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<v Speaker 2>Thought, oh, did you actually do? So she gets up,

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<v Speaker 2>makes a Dutch baby. She said, slow cooking something what

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<v Speaker 2>you do exactly what yesterday?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, to try to improvise some kind of romantic evening,

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<v Speaker 3>I dragged the coffee table outside to.

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<v Speaker 2>On the street like a lemonade stand, trying to raise

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<v Speaker 2>some money to get your wife something out.

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<v Speaker 3>For us to eat out there, because the day before

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<v Speaker 3>I was walking Luna and I'd found these two beach

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<v Speaker 3>chairs that people were throwing away on the nature strip.

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<v Speaker 3>You know those beach chairs that sit right on the ground,

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<v Speaker 3>you're like an inch above.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, there are a nightmare to go. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like an adversizer on one of those infomercials. You have

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<v Speaker 2>to drop a roll to the side, the hardest thing

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<v Speaker 2>to go. We've got a pair of those. I always

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<v Speaker 2>look around to check no one's going to see me

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<v Speaker 2>try and get out of it. They're a night Getting

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<v Speaker 2>into them is even lowering yourself. They should have them

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<v Speaker 2>in gyms as a core crunch kind of thing. Getting

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<v Speaker 2>out of those engage the apps.

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<v Speaker 3>So I didn't know at this stage that they were

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<v Speaker 3>so difficult to get out of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't never slow cooker on the ground in one of

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<v Speaker 2>those in your garden.

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<v Speaker 3>So I had the new beach chairs. I thought this

0:27:50.119 --> 0:27:52.600
<v Speaker 3>would be great. I'll push the coffee table outside, which is.

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<v Speaker 2>Low found on the street beach chairs.

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<v Speaker 3>The coffee tables load to the ground, so I'll slide

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<v Speaker 3>them under and we'll eat a ground level. They'll be romantic.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's always romantic, is ground level, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't realize how hard it was to get in

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<v Speaker 4>and a.

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<v Speaker 7>Humiliated I had to do like a stop dropping roll

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<v Speaker 7>just to get up and go and get the sour cream.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell show podcast Friday night.

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<v Speaker 2>I took my daughters out for a bite to eat.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's just me and them as we live in jeans.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't have to wear suits at work. Okay, we're

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<v Speaker 2>very lucky. We wear jeans. So do you find that

0:28:37.600 --> 0:28:39.920
<v Speaker 2>you get through your jeans? They don't have that long

0:28:39.920 --> 0:28:42.640
<v Speaker 2>a life because they get frayed around for a gentleman.

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<v Speaker 2>They get from I mean, Patsy, you always look very

0:28:45.360 --> 0:28:47.400
<v Speaker 2>she looks, you know, she always looks like she's got

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<v Speaker 2>a proper job. You and I. You could if you

0:28:50.680 --> 0:28:52.200
<v Speaker 2>try to guess what we do for a living. We

0:28:52.240 --> 0:28:55.160
<v Speaker 2>do not like we're broadcasting professionals. Okay, we could look

0:28:55.200 --> 0:28:56.760
<v Speaker 2>like we do anything because we're in jeans most of

0:28:56.760 --> 0:28:58.760
<v Speaker 2>the time. I find that, don't you find after a

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<v Speaker 2>while the jeans, the sea of them, it gets very

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<v Speaker 2>thin and thread back.

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<v Speaker 3>I was going to say the same mine always start

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<v Speaker 3>to wear it at yeah, right underneath.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's it's call that, you know, let's all be

0:29:07.880 --> 0:29:10.720
<v Speaker 2>polite here. But the gusset area, like the guts it

0:29:10.800 --> 0:29:13.160
<v Speaker 2>from men's jeans if you're in them, you know, seven

0:29:13.240 --> 0:29:15.520
<v Speaker 2>days a week like we are, it gets very threadbed,

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't it. And because you don't look at that part of.

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<v Speaker 4>The gene, you just put them on, you don't always know.

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<v Speaker 2>Which is why when I was getting out of the

0:29:21.640 --> 0:29:23.800
<v Speaker 2>uber on Friday night, I've got my two kids, and

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<v Speaker 2>suddenly I get it and it was it was a

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<v Speaker 2>low down car like a salom car. As we were

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<v Speaker 2>getting out of it, just at the outside of the restaurant,

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<v Speaker 2>I sort of twisted it get out, and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>when you know, straightway of torn it. It was just

0:29:35.560 --> 0:29:37.360
<v Speaker 2>it was a noise. It was denim jeans as well.

0:29:37.440 --> 0:29:40.080
<v Speaker 2>Once that starts to tear with a thigh, it's not

0:29:40.160 --> 0:29:44.040
<v Speaker 2>a small one. It's a great, big gaping flap. It

0:29:44.160 --> 0:29:48.640
<v Speaker 2>wasn't that. That's that's like more like a lighter fabric.

0:29:48.680 --> 0:29:50.400
<v Speaker 2>It was more like this as I try to get

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<v Speaker 2>out of the uber in front of the restaurant as well,

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<v Speaker 2>that's it. The kids look around and they went, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, what was that you? Oh no? And I well,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like the White House has been breached. I felt,

0:30:03.600 --> 0:30:06.600
<v Speaker 2>You've got to protect the president. Okay, swarm, swarm? I

0:30:06.680 --> 0:30:10.080
<v Speaker 2>felt air whether ship fill air? I guess like you know,

0:30:10.080 --> 0:30:12.080
<v Speaker 2>when what do you call it? Like in an airplane

0:30:12.280 --> 0:30:16.800
<v Speaker 2>the window pops open and you you've got to preserve

0:30:16.880 --> 0:30:19.200
<v Speaker 2>dignity down there at all times. Okay, you've got to

0:30:19.280 --> 0:30:22.440
<v Speaker 2>keep that cave protected. So straight away right, I'm I'm

0:30:22.480 --> 0:30:25.160
<v Speaker 2>like the girls going, they're behind me. God, you can

0:30:25.240 --> 0:30:28.000
<v Speaker 2>see there's a great big there's a gap. There's a

0:30:28.160 --> 0:30:29.080
<v Speaker 2>flap right.

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<v Speaker 4>Your backside is visible, especially when you have pale skin

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<v Speaker 4>as well. I'm the same.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, as soon as there's a hole, it's very

0:30:35.560 --> 0:30:37.920
<v Speaker 3>obvious to everybody that old.

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<v Speaker 2>White pasty high it's a ham or something. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>look well the color of the skin. Is he got

0:30:46.800 --> 0:30:49.160
<v Speaker 2>you've got something? Whatever is he is? He allowed out

0:30:49.160 --> 0:30:53.480
<v Speaker 2>of quarantine. So anyway, we sit down the table and

0:30:53.520 --> 0:30:54.840
<v Speaker 2>the kids like, what you're going to do? I said,

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<v Speaker 2>you go to toilet as well, you've got to go upstairs.

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<v Speaker 2>It's going to get worse. So macguy for the situation,

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<v Speaker 2>I got a napkin, right, and when they weren't looking around,

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<v Speaker 2>you have done the back of my pants actually like

0:31:08.000 --> 0:31:10.840
<v Speaker 2>a kind of protector, like an extra sort of a

0:31:10.840 --> 0:31:14.280
<v Speaker 2>gauze there like treage on myself and then went up

0:31:14.320 --> 0:31:17.120
<v Speaker 2>to to that it clearly looked like a napkin down

0:31:17.160 --> 0:31:21.520
<v Speaker 2>the back of my ears. Anyway, this morning, I want

0:31:21.520 --> 0:31:24.440
<v Speaker 2>to know what is it when you have a wardrobe malfunction.

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<v Speaker 2>It's never at a good time. You're out in public

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<v Speaker 2>and you've got to improvise and do something. Okay, so

0:31:31.240 --> 0:31:35.280
<v Speaker 2>this morning your wardrobe malfunctions, where were you? What happened

0:31:35.320 --> 0:31:37.360
<v Speaker 2>and how did you mcguiy for it? And if you

0:31:37.400 --> 0:31:39.960
<v Speaker 2>are in that situation again, the napkin is a good

0:31:40.080 --> 0:31:43.080
<v Speaker 2>makeshift gusset protector gusset.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>So wardrobe malfunctions, Kim, good morning, good morning.

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<v Speaker 8>Now are you I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Good, Kim? Are you well? This morning?

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<v Speaker 8>Absolutely just pulled up at work, so sadly that's okay, Yes, No,

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<v Speaker 8>I was walking into a shop and I got my

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<v Speaker 8>dress caught on the door as I walked in, and

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<v Speaker 8>it tore from the armpit three quarters of the way

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<v Speaker 8>down my dress.

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<v Speaker 9>Absolutely.

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<v Speaker 8>I walked in and I was so embarrassed trying to

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<v Speaker 8>hot my dress together, and I asked the lady for

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<v Speaker 8>a stapler and said he asked if I could go

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<v Speaker 8>out the back and stapled this thing together.

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<v Speaker 2>She works. I mean, if you're talking under the armpits,

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<v Speaker 2>you're talking about your brass strap is visible and stuff

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<v Speaker 2>like that.

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<v Speaker 8>Everything, and I'm just like, holy crap now. So she

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<v Speaker 8>was actually surprised that it worked.

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<v Speaker 3>So did you stay on your own or did you

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<v Speaker 3>get her to help and stap away?

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<v Speaker 8>You know, I had to literally go out the back,

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<v Speaker 8>take the dress off, staple the whole thing down, and

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<v Speaker 8>put it back on.

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<v Speaker 2>Every praise level, improvise and skills. You're a my guy

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<v Speaker 2>for yourself. I'm impressed with This is what Janet Jackson needed.

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<v Speaker 2>The super Bowl was a staple.

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<v Speaker 8>There's stapler and super glue. Yeah, but it actually it works.

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<v Speaker 8>It was enough to get home and I high tailed

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<v Speaker 8>it at the shop. She goes, He's still going to

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<v Speaker 8>keep shopping out of way.

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<v Speaker 10>I'll come back.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like wardrobe treochs. You're doing that. That's amazing. Thank

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<v Speaker 2>you very much, Thank you, Going bye. Let's go to

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<v Speaker 2>mal good morning, give a Christian.

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<v Speaker 11>How are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good mate, So your wardrobe malfunction will happened.

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<v Speaker 9>My thought.

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<v Speaker 11>I was teaching golf on the on the first team.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me get those Those golf slacks are way too tight,

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<v Speaker 2>aren't they.

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<v Speaker 9>Two beautiful young mums in front of twenty or thirty

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<v Speaker 9>people on the first tea waiting to get off, and

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<v Speaker 9>then and ripped from belt to crutch.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, lady.

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<v Speaker 4>Down the whole lot.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, so quickly rip my dumper off, tied it around

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<v Speaker 11>my waist, thinking no worries. So as soon as I

0:33:53.600 --> 0:33:56.680
<v Speaker 11>jumping a part. But because I'm color blind, the jokes

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<v Speaker 11>on me. So I hit up and buy a pair

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<v Speaker 11>of purple pants, come back to tell the story about

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<v Speaker 11>the embarrassing pants ripping, and realized that I've now embarrassed

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<v Speaker 11>myself twice.

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<v Speaker 2>Your purple golf slaps. I didn't know they came here.

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<v Speaker 2>Purple that means three's color going on there, Risby Bray.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, yeah, so that was a good day.

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<v Speaker 2>All right now, thank you very much and cool have

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<v Speaker 2>a good week man. All right, thanks mate, Dom, Good morning, Tom,

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 12>How are you all.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm good.

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<v Speaker 2>What happened?

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<v Speaker 12>I split my pants from front to bacca, right through

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<v Speaker 12>the crutch and I fixed them. I fixed them with

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<v Speaker 12>surgical tape. Mind you, this was at about ten o'clock

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<v Speaker 12>in the morning and I was working till plast thirty

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<v Speaker 12>that night.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I described the situation and where are you are?

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<v Speaker 2>You just started work.

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<v Speaker 12>Or I was just started gift for the day because

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<v Speaker 12>I was working back then. I was working in retail pharmacy,

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<v Speaker 12>and I was just about you could literally say, I

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<v Speaker 12>was nine months pregnant, so nothing really really fitting. And

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<v Speaker 12>I twisted the wrong way and the whole the whole

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<v Speaker 12>crutch split and I'm king, Thanks God, I war nickers.

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<v Speaker 12>Let's put it that way. Nothing was hidden and surgical

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<v Speaker 12>taped it all up.

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<v Speaker 2>So are you behind the counter at the farms, because

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<v Speaker 2>you've got those big old counters there anyway, so we

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<v Speaker 2>never know.

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<v Speaker 12>No, no, no, behind the counter, on the floor. It

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<v Speaker 12>was everywhere. We're going back twenty eight years here, So

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<v Speaker 12>there was jack of all trades at that stage with it,

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<v Speaker 12>and it just went, so I had to surgical tape

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<v Speaker 12>it to the day.

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<v Speaker 2>You got all that surgical tape. You've got all manner

0:35:28.040 --> 0:35:28.799
<v Speaker 2>of stuff you could use.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess well we did.

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<v Speaker 10>We did.

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<v Speaker 12>But the surgical tapes the way to go half a role.

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<v Speaker 2>It held and it helps if you're some when you're

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<v Speaker 2>get an autnuver off to have a bike to eat,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have surge your tape as a backup on it.

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<v Speaker 12>Big some in your pocket.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, show mum half a roll a big grip.

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<v Speaker 12>I was very pregnant and I needed a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>O those triplets. Tom, thank you very much. You cal

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<v Speaker 2>take care of by goes bye. Christian O'Connell show podcast coming.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in a couple of seconds and we got all

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<v Speaker 2>the latest miss hurd lyrics. Also to the next half

0:36:06.600 --> 0:36:09.480
<v Speaker 2>an hour on the show. One Last Game. We're looking

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<v Speaker 2>to build a team of nine of you that could

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<v Speaker 2>have bins. If you used to love playing footy back

0:36:14.880 --> 0:36:18.000
<v Speaker 2>in the day. Maybe that's your dad. We heard daughters

0:36:18.040 --> 0:36:20.680
<v Speaker 2>nominating their dad's last week, wife's talking about their husband's.

0:36:20.840 --> 0:36:22.799
<v Speaker 2>We've got that coming up in fifty minutes time. One

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<v Speaker 2>Last Game. The team will be coached by Shane Crawford

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<v Speaker 2>going up against a nine all star team that is

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<v Speaker 2>going to be coached by the guy came in Friday

0:36:30.800 --> 0:36:33.680
<v Speaker 2>to get involved at Brereton, which is really really exciting.

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<v Speaker 2>So one last game still going ahead and we're talking

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<v Speaker 2>to more potential players for our team that could have

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<v Speaker 2>beens in the next twenty minutes. Right now, it's.

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<v Speaker 7>Just another miss hurd, Maday Christian O'Connell's miss hurd lyrics.

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<v Speaker 2>Time for the miss hurd lyrics. As we go through

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<v Speaker 2>all the ones you've been sending in over the last week,

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<v Speaker 2>we play them back. Do we agree? Do we not hear?

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<v Speaker 2>You're miss? Here for the really great ones? Hall of

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<v Speaker 2>Last week, Anthony got inducted into an instant Hall of

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<v Speaker 2>Famer with killing Heidi's classic We're Ellie Hooper singing about

0:37:09.800 --> 0:37:12.600
<v Speaker 2>getting on the beers? Will you make it in the end?

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<v Speaker 2>Anthony thought it was we'll get maggot in the end.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not fair.

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<v Speaker 10>I hear that?

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<v Speaker 2>Why down? Anthony? All right? First of all, then today

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<v Speaker 2>Big John, we go to Black Sabbath war pigs treating

0:37:31.800 --> 0:37:40.400
<v Speaker 2>people just like pawns in chess? Or is it treating

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<v Speaker 2>people like folding chairs? Is spot on treating people just

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<v Speaker 2>like folding chairs.

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<v Speaker 4>I love that.

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<v Speaker 3>Well done, John hall Of That's not how you trade paper.

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<v Speaker 2>Casey Bowlein Prince nineteen ninety nine. Is it two thousand

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<v Speaker 2>zero zero party over oops out of time? Or is

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<v Speaker 2>a little fit now singing two thousand zero zero party

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<v Speaker 2>ovaries out of time? It's there, It's there, what Casey?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go to Michael Jilami. It's got this by Australian crawl,

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<v Speaker 2>this classic reckless Burke and Wheels and Camels initials in

0:38:44.320 --> 0:38:56.000
<v Speaker 2>the tree. This is almost sacrilege, isn't it taken on

0:38:56.000 --> 0:38:59.920
<v Speaker 2>this song? Burke and Wheels and Camels, missiles and latree.

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<v Speaker 2>It's there, Gangster's paradise. Do you remember Coolio back in

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<v Speaker 2>the day gonna fastback throw back from beck Rose? What

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<v Speaker 2>have I may looking? Us going on in the kitchen?

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<v Speaker 3>This is the biggest song of nineteen ninety six.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I remember that in the wonder here. But

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<v Speaker 2>half of them ain't looking. It's going on in the kitchen,

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<v Speaker 2>but I don't know what's cooking?

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<v Speaker 10>What have I that may looking?

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<v Speaker 4>It's going on in.

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<v Speaker 2>The kitchen, but I don't know what's cooking? Or is it?

0:39:37.239 --> 0:39:39.200
<v Speaker 2>But half of them ain't looking. It's going on in

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<v Speaker 2>the kitchen, but I don't know what's chicken? What have

0:39:41.920 --> 0:39:44.280
<v Speaker 2>I that may looking us going on in the kitchen,

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<v Speaker 2>but I don't know what's cooking. He doesn't know Coolio

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<v Speaker 2>didn't know what poetry was. There's the nineties, man, you

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<v Speaker 2>weren't there. Stewart's got this one, Lasting Lover by Cigala

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<v Speaker 2>and James Arthur. I've been looking for a lasting lover

0:40:00.280 --> 0:40:05.080
<v Speaker 2>kill forests. Can you hear it? I've been looking for

0:40:05.120 --> 0:40:12.040
<v Speaker 2>an elastic lover. Yeah, I hear elastic lover in there?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? Two more ago we got Vassilos has got

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<v Speaker 2>the killers. Mister Bright's side, I never, he's got too

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<v Speaker 2>possible miss on this, so I never. Or is it

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<v Speaker 2>Diana to that one? Or is it viagra? Yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm hearing viagra. I'm gonna upgrade that all favor.

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<v Speaker 4>No need to head your bed.

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<v Speaker 2>Diana is not in here.

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<v Speaker 4>Viagra.

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<v Speaker 2>Last one today goes to Becker CARDI b wish wish,

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<v Speaker 2>I've been official. My whole life didn't make sense actual

0:41:13.040 --> 0:41:14.960
<v Speaker 2>when you read that one out the actual lyric. I've

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<v Speaker 2>been whole light or is it I've been a fish

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<v Speaker 2>for my whole life.

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<v Speaker 13>I've been lights clearer than I've been official all my life.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been official all my life, been whole light. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>that is so good. I've been a fish for my

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<v Speaker 2>whole life. I've been a whole light Becker. Well done.

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<v Speaker 2>Hall of Famer, free Hall of Famous this week. Well

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<v Speaker 2>done everyone. If you've got miss her lyrics for next Monday,

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<v Speaker 2>email me Christian at Christian o'connorgn dot com dot au.

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<v Speaker 2>Those who are outstanding, thank you very much everyone, Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>Hell good Chris you know Connall show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's tell you a cabout one last game. So we're

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<v Speaker 2>looking for a team of nine to be in our

0:42:10.880 --> 0:42:13.360
<v Speaker 2>team that could have Bins. What we need to do

0:42:13.440 --> 0:42:15.359
<v Speaker 2>is still have the passion that used to be more

0:42:15.400 --> 0:42:16.920
<v Speaker 2>than that when he used to play just to enjoy

0:42:16.960 --> 0:42:20.120
<v Speaker 2>playing footy back in the day. We're building our team

0:42:20.160 --> 0:42:23.200
<v Speaker 2>of nine of you, whether you're nominating yourself, we've had

0:42:23.640 --> 0:42:27.480
<v Speaker 2>We've had daughters nominating their dads, We've had wives nominating husbands.

0:42:28.640 --> 0:42:31.040
<v Speaker 2>You can nominate yourself. Might be someone you work with,

0:42:31.120 --> 0:42:33.880
<v Speaker 2>but we're building the team. Chen Crawford is going to

0:42:33.880 --> 0:42:35.600
<v Speaker 2>be the coach, or they could have Bence they're gonna

0:42:35.600 --> 0:42:38.440
<v Speaker 2>be playing one last game against an all star team

0:42:38.600 --> 0:42:41.279
<v Speaker 2>of legends. We'll be announcing some of the names, big

0:42:41.360 --> 0:42:44.640
<v Speaker 2>names this week. They're coached by a big name who

0:42:44.680 --> 0:42:50.040
<v Speaker 2>came in Friday, Dermot Brereton. We were charmed by Dermy.

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<v Speaker 4>A charmed.

0:42:51.360 --> 0:42:56.400
<v Speaker 3>I was roasted by Dermy. He said, I live outside

0:42:56.440 --> 0:42:59.600
<v Speaker 3>the realm of common sense to think where his words.

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<v Speaker 2>I tell you what as well? I mean, obviously a

0:43:02.640 --> 0:43:05.040
<v Speaker 2>tough guy back in the day of tough men playing footy.

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<v Speaker 2>But did he shake your hand?

0:43:07.200 --> 0:43:09.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, one of those one of those guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you know the crunch awhere two more seconds, I'd

0:43:11.800 --> 0:43:13.760
<v Speaker 2>be tapping out like in the second haha.

0:43:13.760 --> 0:43:16.280
<v Speaker 3>It's like somehow they used the strength of their whole

0:43:16.320 --> 0:43:17.360
<v Speaker 3>body through the hand.

0:43:17.480 --> 0:43:19.680
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't write in a year of training to have

0:43:19.719 --> 0:43:22.279
<v Speaker 2>a stronger handshape, right, I don't know what exercise needed

0:43:22.320 --> 0:43:25.080
<v Speaker 2>to do. I couldn't have a handshake like that.

0:43:25.640 --> 0:43:26.279
<v Speaker 1>I remember once.

0:43:26.320 --> 0:43:28.319
<v Speaker 2>The other one that was actually worse than that, well,

0:43:28.320 --> 0:43:30.880
<v Speaker 2>I actually made a noise was the box of jewles.

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<v Speaker 2>Foreman his hand. I've never seen hands that big, right,

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<v Speaker 2>and he crunched it. He didn't mean to write, but

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<v Speaker 2>it actually hurt and a bone clicked, and he was

0:43:38.280 --> 0:43:41.279
<v Speaker 2>so apologetic. I was interviewing an hour live on a

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<v Speaker 2>on a show and I kept sort of massage in

0:43:43.640 --> 0:43:45.359
<v Speaker 2>my hands. What do you hurt? And he I never

0:43:45.360 --> 0:43:47.480
<v Speaker 2>felt less of a man, right, he came out and massaged.

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<v Speaker 4>No, you've already done too damaged.

0:43:52.560 --> 0:43:58.000
<v Speaker 2>Man's fingers, George, I haven't got grilling, you know, lingering

0:43:58.040 --> 0:44:02.200
<v Speaker 2>grilling machine money to fall back on. My partition came

0:44:02.239 --> 0:44:05.560
<v Speaker 2>into this site. Was me sat there whilst George Forema

0:44:05.640 --> 0:44:09.240
<v Speaker 2>searching my fingers. Go easy, please, George, go easy, George.

0:44:09.320 --> 0:44:11.719
<v Speaker 2>All right, So anyway, one last game that's gonna be

0:44:11.719 --> 0:44:13.560
<v Speaker 2>happening a couple of weeks time. As we count down

0:44:13.600 --> 0:44:16.600
<v Speaker 2>and get excited about the return of footy. What a

0:44:16.680 --> 0:44:20.560
<v Speaker 2>team we have so far. Already, everyone who makes it

0:44:20.560 --> 0:44:23.640
<v Speaker 2>into the team of could Have Bins gets a unique

0:44:23.800 --> 0:44:27.640
<v Speaker 2>player nickname. So we've got Adam Bacon ended up an

0:44:27.640 --> 0:44:31.160
<v Speaker 2>intensive care on field at the age of seventeen. He

0:44:31.400 --> 0:44:36.360
<v Speaker 2>is Sizzle. Jason Bezina had a Maltese father that wouldn't

0:44:36.440 --> 0:44:41.120
<v Speaker 2>let him play footy. He is the Maltese fulcan meet

0:44:41.200 --> 0:44:45.200
<v Speaker 2>Shanco two shoulder recos put enter his game playing days

0:44:45.560 --> 0:44:52.279
<v Speaker 2>major white line fever. He is fever. David Skinner still

0:44:52.320 --> 0:44:56.000
<v Speaker 2>needs a bit workwork one. David Skinner, fifty three year old,

0:44:56.080 --> 0:44:59.000
<v Speaker 2>still play. His wife says he's got a good rig.

0:44:59.320 --> 0:45:02.920
<v Speaker 2>He is a day. He's a insect pests controller. He

0:45:03.160 --> 0:45:07.799
<v Speaker 2>is the pest. That one's good. Jason Colhane never got

0:45:07.840 --> 0:45:13.959
<v Speaker 2>to play that retirement game. He is regrets on. God's

0:45:13.960 --> 0:45:15.799
<v Speaker 2>a lot going on with that one. You know got

0:45:15.800 --> 0:45:21.160
<v Speaker 2>the speech you were going into. Brad Nugent too busy

0:45:21.239 --> 0:45:24.759
<v Speaker 2>partying back in the day. He wants to prove he's

0:45:24.760 --> 0:45:28.040
<v Speaker 2>better than his brother. You unrecognize the surname Nugents. He

0:45:28.320 --> 0:45:31.480
<v Speaker 2>is our big kicking goalscorer used to kick so he

0:45:31.480 --> 0:45:34.440
<v Speaker 2>told us one hundred of season when he was fifteen, sixteen,

0:45:34.480 --> 0:45:41.160
<v Speaker 2>and seventeen. He is Hollywood grand spooner. S daughter Matilda

0:45:41.200 --> 0:45:45.200
<v Speaker 2>nominated him on Thursday Show Elite Sledger. Kids have never

0:45:45.239 --> 0:45:49.760
<v Speaker 2>seen him play until now. Has he still got those skills? Sledgends?

0:45:50.080 --> 0:45:54.520
<v Speaker 2>Hey mate, you got no friends? Oh the worst sledging out?

0:45:54.880 --> 0:45:56.880
<v Speaker 2>Your mama still white ship bottom. I don't say that.

0:45:56.920 --> 0:46:07.239
<v Speaker 2>I can't concentrate on the game. You're lonely. People say

0:46:07.280 --> 0:46:11.719
<v Speaker 2>you smell. And then finally Bart's Hoggart. We still bo

0:46:11.880 --> 0:46:15.799
<v Speaker 2>to Friday one hundred and thirty kilos. He said he

0:46:15.800 --> 0:46:18.520
<v Speaker 2>wants to be our ruckman. He is not a ruckman,

0:46:19.080 --> 0:46:22.000
<v Speaker 2>in his words, the fastest fat man to run in

0:46:22.000 --> 0:46:26.879
<v Speaker 2>a straight line steam train. All right, so this week

0:46:26.960 --> 0:46:29.840
<v Speaker 2>the last few spaces on our team. So if you

0:46:29.960 --> 0:46:32.440
<v Speaker 2>do know somebody or as you don't sleep on this,

0:46:32.680 --> 0:46:35.239
<v Speaker 2>your chance this would be great fun. Yeah all right,

0:46:35.280 --> 0:46:36.840
<v Speaker 2>Coming up next, we've got someone who wants to be

0:46:36.880 --> 0:46:38.759
<v Speaker 2>in the team, Christian.

0:46:39.320 --> 0:46:42.440
<v Speaker 1>Christian Christian o'connells Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, a lot of you are nominate your husbands. We're

0:46:45.560 --> 0:46:49.200
<v Speaker 2>here in teenage nominating their dads. We have an amazing

0:46:49.239 --> 0:46:51.720
<v Speaker 2>email that's coming over the last couple of days from

0:46:52.000 --> 0:46:55.319
<v Speaker 2>a wife that wants to nominate her husband. We've got

0:46:55.600 --> 0:46:57.719
<v Speaker 2>We've got Dominic, the husband on the line right now.

0:46:57.760 --> 0:47:01.880
<v Speaker 2>Good morning, Dom. Hey don't now, Dom you sound pretty cautious.

0:47:01.880 --> 0:47:03.440
<v Speaker 2>I could understand why. Out of the blue, you've heard

0:47:03.480 --> 0:47:06.600
<v Speaker 2>from a radio station saying can you wait there? Christian's

0:47:06.640 --> 0:47:09.040
<v Speaker 2>gone an email to read to you. So do you

0:47:09.080 --> 0:47:10.920
<v Speaker 2>know anything about what your wife is trying to do?

0:47:11.960 --> 0:47:12.200
<v Speaker 9>Yeah?

0:47:12.239 --> 0:47:13.520
<v Speaker 10>I do it?

0:47:13.560 --> 0:47:14.400
<v Speaker 2>Come out over the weekend.

0:47:14.560 --> 0:47:16.520
<v Speaker 10>I've got a fair idea listening.

0:47:17.280 --> 0:47:19.000
<v Speaker 2>What do you think she's done.

0:47:20.000 --> 0:47:22.520
<v Speaker 10>She's nominated me for one last game.

0:47:22.960 --> 0:47:26.360
<v Speaker 2>My friend, It's more than a nomination, it's a story. Okay,

0:47:26.560 --> 0:47:28.440
<v Speaker 2>this email. I haven't listened to this obviously. You've got

0:47:28.480 --> 0:47:30.840
<v Speaker 2>an amazing relationship and a wonderful wife. This is quite

0:47:30.840 --> 0:47:34.799
<v Speaker 2>a story, your story. You'll know this story very well,

0:47:34.800 --> 0:47:36.960
<v Speaker 2>but when we read it, it really moved us. Anyway,

0:47:37.160 --> 0:47:39.520
<v Speaker 2>let me read out what your lovely wife Kylie wrote

0:47:39.560 --> 0:47:43.120
<v Speaker 2>to us about you. Christian, totally unbeknown to my husband,

0:47:43.160 --> 0:47:46.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to nominate him to play his last game

0:47:46.160 --> 0:47:54.080
<v Speaker 2>of footy. Dom was a sensational player in the eighties

0:47:54.239 --> 0:47:56.360
<v Speaker 2>and could have taken his career to the highest level,

0:47:56.719 --> 0:47:58.840
<v Speaker 2>but girls got in the way. This is my story

0:47:58.840 --> 0:48:04.080
<v Speaker 2>as well. I mean teenagers have been daughters and an

0:48:04.080 --> 0:48:07.960
<v Speaker 2>injury and an injury. He represented Victorian many state games,

0:48:08.040 --> 0:48:12.040
<v Speaker 2>eventually ended up in Collingwood under nineteens during nineteen eighty

0:48:12.080 --> 0:48:14.839
<v Speaker 2>eight to nineteen eighty nine. It's tough on a kid

0:48:14.880 --> 0:48:18.840
<v Speaker 2>who Barrett for Carton his whole life. He was known

0:48:18.880 --> 0:48:21.800
<v Speaker 2>for his long flying hair and many a newspaper article

0:48:22.200 --> 0:48:24.680
<v Speaker 2>was written about and his future in the game. We've

0:48:24.680 --> 0:48:28.080
<v Speaker 2>got one of them amazing just after a big old kick.

0:48:28.400 --> 0:48:30.479
<v Speaker 2>And I tell you what, it's also amazing the hair.

0:48:30.560 --> 0:48:34.319
<v Speaker 2>It's like, Michael Bolton, have you still got the hair? Tom?

0:48:35.640 --> 0:48:39.680
<v Speaker 10>I do. I've kip the pony down? Where is it

0:48:39.719 --> 0:48:40.960
<v Speaker 10>in a paper bag somewhere?

0:48:41.160 --> 0:48:41.400
<v Speaker 4>Is it?

0:48:41.440 --> 0:48:47.080
<v Speaker 2>Really? We've got to go it back on one last hair?

0:48:47.760 --> 0:48:50.719
<v Speaker 2>Definitely to this day regrets his decision to give up

0:48:50.719 --> 0:48:53.319
<v Speaker 2>and ask why he did. His comment is always the same.

0:48:53.400 --> 0:48:56.279
<v Speaker 2>Back then, footy wasn't what it is today. We've We're

0:48:56.360 --> 0:48:58.520
<v Speaker 2>hearing this a lot from people. I was really good,

0:48:58.560 --> 0:48:59.920
<v Speaker 2>but I didn't know where else to do, what else

0:49:00.120 --> 0:49:03.480
<v Speaker 2>to do? Lee Matthews get this, Lee Matthews, the one

0:49:03.480 --> 0:49:05.960
<v Speaker 2>and only. Lee Matthews used to call him weekly to

0:49:06.000 --> 0:49:09.120
<v Speaker 2>try and convince him to come back, but by this

0:49:09.160 --> 0:49:11.319
<v Speaker 2>time the passion was gone. I do anything to give

0:49:11.400 --> 0:49:13.680
<v Speaker 2>him one last game, one last kick of the sharing

0:49:13.719 --> 0:49:16.160
<v Speaker 2>around the ground with a bunch of boys, the feeling

0:49:16.160 --> 0:49:19.560
<v Speaker 2>of kicking a goal and people cheering him on, being included.

0:49:19.920 --> 0:49:22.080
<v Speaker 2>I never got to see my don play, and we

0:49:22.120 --> 0:49:25.400
<v Speaker 2>met twenty years ago this year. I believe it was

0:49:25.600 --> 0:49:28.000
<v Speaker 2>not a Colon or Bulldogs game, but was at Princess Park.

0:49:28.080 --> 0:49:30.000
<v Speaker 2>He was there with a mate. We met, We talked

0:49:30.000 --> 0:49:32.680
<v Speaker 2>twenty years later. We're now married and have a beautiful daughter.

0:49:32.960 --> 0:49:36.720
<v Speaker 2>Footie is in our blood. My husband is Dominic Tavern.

0:49:36.920 --> 0:49:45.480
<v Speaker 2>He's just turned fifty. Tom Yes, Tom correct? How does

0:49:45.520 --> 0:49:48.480
<v Speaker 2>it feel hearing all that lovely?

0:49:48.520 --> 0:49:51.520
<v Speaker 10>Isn't it partly true?

0:49:53.840 --> 0:49:55.280
<v Speaker 4>Did you ever speak to Lee Matthews?

0:49:55.400 --> 0:49:59.560
<v Speaker 2>Yes, one time? One time doesn't matter. He called you.

0:49:59.600 --> 0:50:02.480
<v Speaker 2>Whether it's five times, just not get down into the

0:50:02.480 --> 0:50:05.759
<v Speaker 2>specifics Leeue Matthews called you. So you really could have

0:50:05.800 --> 0:50:08.000
<v Speaker 2>gone all the way? You aren't really are I could.

0:50:07.880 --> 0:50:12.920
<v Speaker 10>Have been Well maybe I don't know. The ability was there,

0:50:13.000 --> 0:50:18.000
<v Speaker 10>but not the application, I guess. So when you've heard.

0:50:17.840 --> 0:50:19.239
<v Speaker 2>This on the radio, I was talking about it, have

0:50:19.280 --> 0:50:21.840
<v Speaker 2>you thought about applying yourself or is that part of

0:50:21.840 --> 0:50:23.080
<v Speaker 2>your life sort of gone by?

0:50:24.760 --> 0:50:28.520
<v Speaker 10>Well it was a good laugh. I've definitely enjoyed listening

0:50:28.520 --> 0:50:31.719
<v Speaker 10>to it. But I thought it might be Yea Carly

0:50:31.760 --> 0:50:36.480
<v Speaker 10>did mention it, so I thought, domb.

0:50:37.800 --> 0:50:40.600
<v Speaker 2>There's time to lace the boats back on again. My friend,

0:50:41.800 --> 0:50:44.799
<v Speaker 2>come on, your wife said the word that left out

0:50:44.840 --> 0:50:50.160
<v Speaker 2>to me, sensational player. You are sensation To get the

0:50:50.400 --> 0:50:53.440
<v Speaker 2>hair out of the back, my friend. We're bringing you

0:50:53.480 --> 0:50:56.920
<v Speaker 2>back with being in their hair back as well. Sensation

0:50:57.360 --> 0:51:00.839
<v Speaker 2>is back. Someone call Lee Matthews. We've got to get

0:51:00.880 --> 0:51:02.960
<v Speaker 2>you back. Dom you are you up for one last game?

0:51:03.000 --> 0:51:04.560
<v Speaker 2>Do you want to join the team? We want you in?

0:51:05.440 --> 0:51:08.879
<v Speaker 10>Yeah, well let's ever laugh absolutely.

0:51:08.360 --> 0:51:10.160
<v Speaker 2>Hey, hey, hey, we can't have hesitation.

0:51:10.719 --> 0:51:11.439
<v Speaker 4>I'm laughing here.

0:51:12.239 --> 0:51:15.560
<v Speaker 2>This is serious, this is footy. This is one last game.

0:51:15.719 --> 0:51:17.400
<v Speaker 2>Do you want him?

0:51:17.480 --> 0:51:18.080
<v Speaker 10>Absolutely?

0:51:18.880 --> 0:51:25.080
<v Speaker 2>I care that's Sensation. Sensation, Welcome to the team. What

0:51:25.160 --> 0:51:29.719
<v Speaker 2>a team we've got, Sledgends quick just to stand there

0:51:29.719 --> 0:51:32.239
<v Speaker 2>blinking at me? What a team we've got? You need

0:51:32.239 --> 0:51:33.640
<v Speaker 2>a sound a fact for him. I'll end with him

0:51:33.640 --> 0:51:35.840
<v Speaker 2>to give you time. What a team we've got, Slegend.

0:51:36.160 --> 0:51:37.200
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you got no friends?

0:51:37.200 --> 0:51:47.800
<v Speaker 13>Hollywood Regret, Steam, Drain, Fever, Sizzle, the Pest, Maltese, fulcan

0:51:48.600 --> 0:51:49.640
<v Speaker 13>and hot new News.

0:51:49.840 --> 0:51:51.640
<v Speaker 2>Sensation who.

0:51:53.719 --> 0:51:54.040
<v Speaker 1>Love it?

0:51:54.120 --> 0:51:59.080
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Sensation, welcome to the team. All right, and thank Carlie.

0:51:59.120 --> 0:52:01.040
<v Speaker 2>What a lovely one. If you've got there as well,

0:52:01.040 --> 0:52:05.000
<v Speaker 2>good on your mate, Speak you soon. Phone's ringing off

0:52:05.040 --> 0:52:06.160
<v Speaker 2>the hook to Lee Matthews again.

0:52:06.800 --> 0:52:09.879
<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Time for a brand new time Waster and a brand

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<v Speaker 2>thank you dude. Dude, where's my alterations?

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<v Speaker 2>Stitch, stitchy stitch. Yeah, that's silver.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's good. That's gold.

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<v Speaker 3>And Edward Zipper hair, Oh that's good.

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<v Speaker 2>That's gold. All right? What have you got then? Taylor

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<v Speaker 2>Movies on Australian Thanker Taylor Day.

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<v Speaker 2>Over the next couple of days, as we try and

0:54:02.719 --> 0:54:05.000
<v Speaker 2>put the final pieces in place in our one last

0:54:05.000 --> 0:54:07.880
<v Speaker 2>game could have Bins team. One thing we haven't now

0:54:08.040 --> 0:54:11.319
<v Speaker 2>yet is the role of the ruckman, because otherwise where

0:54:11.320 --> 0:54:14.880
<v Speaker 2>are those goals coming? And there are gonna be goals.

0:54:15.680 --> 0:54:18.680
<v Speaker 2>So this week, do you know someone really tall? Seriously,

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<v Speaker 2>we just need to fight Melbourn's tallest man. Doesn't matter

0:54:21.760 --> 0:54:24.359
<v Speaker 2>if they never played footy in their life, right, It's

0:54:24.360 --> 0:54:27.359
<v Speaker 2>worked out all right for Mason Cox. We need just height.

0:54:27.760 --> 0:54:29.919
<v Speaker 2>We just need height. Someone who can pluck that ball

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<v Speaker 2>out of the air, get it up to Hollywood and

0:54:31.640 --> 0:54:33.600
<v Speaker 2>the girls will come. That's my strategy is so far.

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<v Speaker 2>Today is Australian Thanker Taylor Day. All right, So we're

0:54:40.719 --> 0:54:43.440
<v Speaker 2>looking for your Taylor movies. You ready to mark? We

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<v Speaker 2>plus Chris seamless in Seattle gold Curious Case of Benjamin

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<v Speaker 2>who lost his button?

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<v Speaker 2>tailored jacket, the greatest Somon gold. Yeah, Caine, well done.

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<v Speaker 2>A frocker dress? The Frocks silver plus jock socks and

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<v Speaker 2>two smoking apparels.

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<v Speaker 4>Silver.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a getting my sleeves taking up a bit. Come on,

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<v Speaker 2>that's good silver silver, silver silver, happy frill more.

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<v Speaker 4>Someone like a nice civil plus.

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<v Speaker 2>Hung soap panda gold. That's very good. Brendan h Zippers

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<v Speaker 2>and cane. Oh Mary Anne have three.

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<v Speaker 4>Gold gold triple plus.

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<v Speaker 2>That is so funny. Mary Bobbins, I was wondering if

0:56:27.280 --> 0:56:30.000
<v Speaker 2>we might get a Bobbin's one. It's a bit on

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<v Speaker 2>the sewing machine. You wine the bobbing up wine the

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<v Speaker 2>bob playground songs just seen by myself.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone, Come on, guys, gold, needle juice silver plus embroidery

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<v Speaker 3>now silver.

0:56:48.880 --> 0:56:52.080
<v Speaker 2>Guess who's coming to do you? Inside leg measurement silver

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<v Speaker 2>plus smart men innately hemmed black pants.

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<v Speaker 4>Bronze.

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<v Speaker 2>Honey, I spit my hans. That's gold. I know you

0:57:04.320 --> 0:57:06.560
<v Speaker 2>can do silver, but that is gold. All right, let's

0:57:06.600 --> 0:57:10.200
<v Speaker 2>leave on that one. Honey, split my pants very good?

0:57:10.440 --> 0:57:13.359
<v Speaker 2>Who knew there were so many funny Taylor movies out there?

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<v Speaker 2>And what a day? Two Australian thanker Taylor, Thank you Taylors.

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<v Speaker 4>Just from me, Fami and from you guys.

0:57:20.160 --> 0:57:24.040
<v Speaker 2>Can we make it collective taller? Today's show is guss

0:57:24.080 --> 0:57:27.040
<v Speaker 2>it Tomorrow we begin to look for them. The search

0:57:27.040 --> 0:57:29.120
<v Speaker 2>will look out for someone tool today right even if

0:57:29.160 --> 0:57:30.920
<v Speaker 2>you've seen them when you're driving around within your five

0:57:31.000 --> 0:57:33.440
<v Speaker 2>K radios. We need the tallest person in Melbourne to

0:57:33.520 --> 0:57:35.600
<v Speaker 2>join one last game. And if you have got anyone

0:57:35.640 --> 0:57:38.160
<v Speaker 2>you known to nominate, whether it's yourself, email me today

0:57:38.240 --> 0:57:40.560
<v Speaker 2>Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Hello, Christian O'Connell Show Podcast