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Speaker 1: It is a Christian Colors Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Back in a Lockdown, Back in a Lockdown, Nebulizer Snap Lockdown, Nebulizer,

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Speaker 2: are back. Good Morning jackum on in Pats, Good morning Christian.

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Speaker 2: So how was everyone's rearranged? Reassembled Valentine's on Valentine's Love

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Speaker 2: and Lockdown weekend.

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Speaker 3: As you can imagine, all the good stuff that a

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Speaker 3: weekend holds goes to the side, and then there is

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Speaker 3: a vacuum to do things like vacuuming. We just did

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Speaker 3: a deep clean of the house because there was nothing else.

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Speaker 2: I'd never seen my wife happier than Saturday morning. Me

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Speaker 2: my daughters all trapped inside the house like misery. She

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Speaker 2: was like, oh, this used today. This used today to

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Speaker 2: do that cleaning we haven't done. Teenagers don't like to

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Speaker 2: clean on any any weekend, let alone this weekend. I

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Speaker 2: cut the grass that they get the leaf blow out,

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Speaker 2: The garage need to be tidied, and sort of put

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Speaker 2: everythink into piles. I try to use the old well.

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Speaker 2: I can't take in another rubbish way because it's lockdown,

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Speaker 2: so it's silly to do it today. Why do anything

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Speaker 2: should put it into a pile so when things reopen,

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Speaker 2: it's all good to go, get ready for reopening and everything.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, my weekend was dull tasks that I've been

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Speaker 2: putting off for ages.

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Speaker 3: That garage does need a big clean though, that is

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Speaker 3: a shrine of a miner or has.

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Speaker 4: A new hobby every week.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what I have realized. There's a lot

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Speaker 2: of stuff that's going to be going on gum tree

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Speaker 2: this Weekketch, I've got quite a lot of stuff to

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Speaker 2: be clear. It's going to more like a sort of

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Speaker 2: sports clearance warehouse. That is that his business. Does he

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Speaker 2: live above the shop? Is he like a warehouse? Sports

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Speaker 2: were house direct closing down cell.

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Speaker 4: Choose your sport?

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Speaker 2: He pre Eastern closing down cell. Everything's got to go.

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Speaker 2: There's an exercise bike in there, there's that big hex

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Speaker 2: bar I got as well. There's kettlebells. There's the rowing

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Speaker 2: machine which is on ready shaky ground. The other thing

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Speaker 2: I actually realize is there's not a lot of space

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Speaker 2: in that garage. Are there specialists that come out and

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Speaker 2: will put cabinets and like, what are things like they've

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Speaker 2: got slightly those sort of I am emfy sometimes when

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Speaker 2: I'm out walking the dog and I look in someone's

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Speaker 2: garage and it's really well organized. You know, they've got

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Speaker 2: the silhouette of the tools.

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Speaker 3: There are garage specialists who just do garages.

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Speaker 2: I need a garage guru that will come around and

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Speaker 2: do like roll away shutters and stuff.

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Speaker 4: That I've seen it on TV.

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Speaker 3: You know those things in a garage that have hooks

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Speaker 3: on them, but people put tools on. They did every wall,

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Speaker 3: every inch of wall. That's what I was that and

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Speaker 3: everything that you could ever own in the garage hung up.

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Speaker 2: And just I dream of being that guy who's got

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Speaker 2: a work bench, you know, with a vice. I will

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Speaker 2: never use it, but it's a great thing. I was

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Speaker 2: coming here sometimes and just work the land and my tools.

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Speaker 2: I need a specialist. Someone must know people that do

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Speaker 2: this for a liver. I need them to come out

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Speaker 2: and help me out here. It's a mess.

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Speaker 3: When my dad turns sixty, I looked at getting the

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Speaker 3: garage specials in for his birthdays, like a gift kid

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Speaker 3: out the garage, but it's so expensive.

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Speaker 2: Turns out there is a limit to love sometimes, Jack Post.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: So, Patsy, what do you have to rearrange and reshuffle

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Speaker 2: around over the weekend? With the news on Friday? That,

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Speaker 2: to be fair, Pats he called it Friday morning she

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Speaker 2: got the news, Psyche.

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Speaker 3: Remember why she was doing the news. We're in here

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Speaker 3: going what was she talking about?

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Speaker 2: Old Herald Sun FM whipping everyone app snapped a five

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Speaker 2: day and then it did it got called. So how

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Speaker 2: was your weekend, Patsy? One of our producers saw you

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Speaker 2: googling how to pronounce one of the tennis players names

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Speaker 2: earlier and said that you obviously had a couple of

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Speaker 2: glasses of wine yesterday afternoon.

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Speaker 5: You know what, I'm on a few brain cells short

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Speaker 5: this morning because I'm not used to doing the daytime drink.

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Speaker 5: So I didn't have a big day yesterday. We thought

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Speaker 5: we just have a picky lunch time afternoon, like midday,

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Speaker 5: and so we had like a plowman midday.

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Speaker 2: Wow, we lockdown and let's get back into heavy drinking.

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Speaker 5: Wasn't every drinking. But I'll tell you what I said

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Speaker 5: to the love God at one stage. Let's just have

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Speaker 5: a simple lunch and you know what, let's have a

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Speaker 5: wine with it. So we just had a moscato, just

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Speaker 2: Just a muskata, just a muskata.

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Speaker 5: And I only had a couple of glasses but a bottle.

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Speaker 5: I realized why I don't do daytime drinking.

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Speaker 2: You're all sleepy, don't you.

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm a little bit behind the eight ball, to

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Speaker 5: be honest, like, I'm just not shut.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to shut down. The news is important, you know,

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Speaker 2: it's okay to be a little bit just behind it

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Speaker 2: all today, just slow. So we did anyone else reshuffle

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Speaker 2: all their entire sort of bookings that they may have

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Speaker 2: had for Sunday or Saturday, all on to Friday night.

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Speaker 2: Phones must have been ringing off everywhere on Friday during daytime.

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Speaker 2: Once Dan Andrews said that's it. You've got until midnight.

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Speaker 2: Then you back indoors for five days. It must have

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Speaker 2: been crazy people trying to rebook their Valentine's dinners and lunches.

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Speaker 2: All the ones we gave away last week just gone.

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Speaker 4: They get postpones.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we just had no idea last week ago. We're

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Speaker 2: about twenty different restaurant booking they never got used yesterday.

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Speaker 2: I wonder whether guys would use the Dan Andrews snap

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Speaker 2: lockdown as an excuse, like they would have been going

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Speaker 2: to their half yesterday. Trust me, I had so much

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Speaker 2: stuff planned Lundie Dan Andrews, you know, on Friday, coming

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Speaker 2: out of nowhere with the lockdown. So yeah, we masged

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Speaker 2: to go out on Friday night. And there was this

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Speaker 2: strange kind of heightened buzz about Friday night because everyone

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Speaker 2: knew this is it for five days or maybe longer,

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Speaker 2: there's no more weekend after.

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Speaker 3: It was totally packed where we were on Friday night.

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Speaker 3: We were out of the bar, which we had booked.

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Speaker 3: We weren't doing a mad rush around to just try

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Speaker 2: You ever been in a restaurant where someone drops the tray,

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Speaker 2: you know, one of the waiting stuff. They dropped the

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Speaker 2: was such a buzz on Friday night. Some poor young

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Speaker 2: girl dropped this tray with the plates and a couple

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Speaker 2: of glasses. We went, she got all that's what the

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Speaker 2: atmosphere was like on Friday Night.

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Speaker 1: Is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: I got a great email over the weekend, kind of

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Speaker 2: related to what we've been talking about so far on

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Speaker 2: the show. This morning headline was from Chris listener, Chris

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Speaker 2: made up I won a prize. Now I'm in trouble

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Speaker 2: with my wife, Christian. This is an amazing story. I

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Speaker 2: more people do this and just make up lies about

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Speaker 2: winning stuff on this show. My wife Joe was recently

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Speaker 2: questioning me about what we're going to do for the

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Speaker 2: Valentine's Day over the weekend. I hadn't planned or anything,

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Speaker 2: so with the new lockdown measures being introduced, thinking it

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Speaker 2: was the perfect crime, I made up a story on

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Speaker 2: Friday and I told her I spent ages trying to

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Speaker 2: call your show we listen every morning. Finally got through

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Speaker 2: and I won one the dinners you were giving away

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Speaker 2: for Valentine's Day.

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Speaker 4: Don't rode past into this.

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Speaker 2: I made out. It was a shame we couldn't go.

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Speaker 2: I told you guys would be lying about Dan Andrews.

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Speaker 2: But she was really impressed that I'd gone to all

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Speaker 2: the effort and this is what we in one, isn't it?

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Speaker 2: It's the effort. They want to know that you've expanded

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Speaker 2: really about what the actual present or gift is. It's

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Speaker 2: that you went to the effort, especially this guy, Chris,

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Speaker 2: the effort to win a prize. I already thought I'd

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Speaker 2: gotten away with the perfect crime, gaining a whole heap

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Speaker 2: of Brownie points for no effort. Nothing more at all

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Speaker 2: were this morning, Yet this was a yesterday was sent

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Speaker 2: to me. My wife is originally from England and she

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Speaker 2: was obviously really excited about this that we won something

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Speaker 2: in your show. Told all of friends about it back

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Speaker 2: in England. Turns out some of them listened to the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Subsequently said I'll have a listen to Fridays to hear

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Speaker 2: your husband Chris on air. He wasn't on air. He's

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Speaker 2: not the boat. My wife's now queried this and I've crumbled. However,

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Speaker 2: there was another caller who was also named Chris, who

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Speaker 2: had a recently pregnant wife. However, mind wife knows that

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Speaker 2: wasn't me as well, nilssa SI, I've had to confess

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Speaker 2: and now spent this weekend lockdown with a very annoyed,

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Speaker 2: embarrassed wife. You guys help, why is this our situation?

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Speaker 2: Just sort out? Chris.

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Speaker 3: We don't encourage lying, and we can't support that. It's

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Speaker 3: not like we can fix him up with one of

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Speaker 3: the Denners now.

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Speaker 2: No, Chris, thank you very much your emails.

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Speaker 1: Chris, Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what Valentine's was for you guys. Yesterday

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Speaker 2: This is how far it got in my house. I

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Speaker 2: made my wife a cup of tea in bed, took

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Speaker 2: it to her hour later. She made me a very

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Speaker 2: nice bacon sandwich that was our Valentine's and that, to me,

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Speaker 2: is a perfect Valentine's. That was great. It's in the

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Speaker 2: small little things when he bet with some quana, isn't it.

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Speaker 3: I think she's done more for you though. That's a

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Speaker 2: Through the house avoiding spinach. I've got two dogs and

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Speaker 2: a cat running around your legs. They want to be fed. See, really,

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Speaker 2: it's the dexterity is great. Breaking a bacon sandwich, really what?

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Speaker 2: She just chuck the bacon in the air fryer, put

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Speaker 3: There's a tea bag in water.

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Speaker 2: It's actually a lot more complicated for a proper english

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Speaker 2: not how you steep tea. You've got to steep the tea,

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Speaker 2: on a nice plate with some biscuits, arrange around it.

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Speaker 2: She sounds nice, Yeah, so I think she the other

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Speaker 2: thing I did as well. I kept saying, hey, there's

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Speaker 2: going to be delivery for you today. She went, hey,

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Speaker 2: we we promised we never do this, right, I said,

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Speaker 2: there's going to be a delivery few day. I had

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Speaker 2: some flowers I bought. They've been hiding in the garage.

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Speaker 2: Quite easy to hide in my carriage. You won't find

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Speaker 2: anything in there, right, And I then snuck out the

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Speaker 2: house with the flowers and knocked on the door.

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Speaker 4: That see that is romantic. Yeah she's surprised by that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah cool, right. She terrified when she opened the door

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Speaker 2: because she I was really banging it. You know what

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Speaker 2: the old Amazon drivers do. They keep it that big

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Speaker 3: And then if she's not fast enough to answer, you

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Speaker 3: just leave a little card that says you've got to

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Speaker 5: No, it was a refreshing Saturday for me and for

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Speaker 5: my husband because it wasn't mum and Dad's taxi. There

437
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Speaker 5: was no you know, I could sleep in. I didn't

438
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Speaker 5: get the six am alarms Saturday to have her at

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Speaker 5: swimming by seven, and then we weren't like bundled into

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Speaker 5: the car and off to ballet by ten, And then

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Speaker 5: there's the play date, and then there's this, and then oh,

442
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Speaker 5: I've got to do that school project. It was just

443
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Speaker 5: a complete disconnect.

444
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Speaker 2: Crush their sort of spirit kids in it, you know,

445
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Speaker 2: shove them indoors, stay out there a punzel.

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Speaker 5: But I loved it because I get drunk.

447
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Speaker 4: Now six amatching.

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Speaker 5: No, I loved it because I could go and have

449
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Speaker 5: as many cups of tea as I wanted.

450
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Speaker 4: Oh that's what you call.

451
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Speaker 5: Mummy's medicine.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a close look in that tea pot. Why

453
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Speaker 2: do you keep it in the fridge?

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Speaker 5: And I could go and have an afternoon nap and

455
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Speaker 5: I can never do that on a Saturday. So I

456
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Speaker 5: was making the best of the situation.

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Speaker 2: Sure, sure, that's what you tell yourself. Yeah, okay, Mama

458
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Speaker 2: the year all right after this, After this, we go

459
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Speaker 2: to Jack and find out his song for the weekend.

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Speaker 1: Christian, Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: The other thing we all learned over the weekend that

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Speaker 2: tennis playing is an essential You're essential worker. All those

463
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Speaker 2: tennis players. I just got the damage today of trades

464
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,600
Speaker 2: who just desperately want to go and earn money and work.

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Speaker 2: Just shoving a tennis rack in the back of the year. No,

466
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Speaker 2: I'm part of the Open. I'm playing Jokovic at midday. Obviously,

467
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Speaker 2: please move aside. I've got to come through, Jack. What

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Speaker 2: is the song that sums up your weekend?

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Speaker 3: Well, like many people in Victoria, I tried to blame

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Speaker 3: a lackluster Valentine's Day on the premiere so to be anchry,

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Speaker 3: I was saying it wasn't me, it was Dan Andrews.

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Speaker 2: On my shoulder.

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Speaker 6: Wasn't How many men did the same issue, playing the

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Speaker 6: lockdown for the lack of anything planned yesterday?

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Speaker 3: I thought, when we were plunged into a lockdown again,

476
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Speaker 3: I thought it was like the Grand Prix last year

477
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Speaker 3: being canceled.

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Speaker 4: There's no Royal show.

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Speaker 3: We just hey for this year, it's just not on

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Speaker 3: And so I thought.

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Speaker 2: He said it's five days, yeah, which.

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Speaker 3: Includes Valentine's Day. So I thought, all right, we'll pack

483
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Speaker 3: it away this year and hopefully get to bring it

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Speaker 3: out again next year. But nothing has to be done.

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Speaker 2: So did you have that awful, terrifying pre arrangement where

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Speaker 2: both parties go, you're not. I'm not. We're not going

487
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Speaker 2: to do anything, aren't we Because if you have that conversation,

488
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Speaker 2: then you should be free.

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Speaker 4: We did not have that conversation.

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Speaker 2: Oh right, well, then I've got no sympathy for you whatsoever.

491
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Speaker 3: But I had remembered the couple's massage I had on Saturday.

492
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Speaker 3: There was meant to be the couple's massage.

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Speaker 2: Did you try and move it forward?

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Speaker 4: No? No, no, what till Friday?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Not to me, Like it was a crazy idea.

496
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Speaker 2: What to the day we could do everything? What idiot

497
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Speaker 2: does that? You hear English guy today?

498
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Speaker 4: Just maybe the mess I had a well, that.

499
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Speaker 2: One, that voucher that's staying in my boud, that dodgy

500
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Speaker 2: looking place. But that former sailor whatever is a pirate

501
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:19,520
Speaker 2: that's doing it. You can just ring them and say, hey,

502
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Speaker 2: you know any chance we can have it this afternoon.

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Speaker 3: They have been called it's now in March. That was

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Speaker 3: the earliest they could do.

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Speaker 2: But I don't believe that whatsoever, even I know you

506
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Speaker 2: just lied to me. You just get the.

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Speaker 4: Eye calendar out.

508
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Speaker 2: Oh come on, you know the fake stuff, deep fake

509
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,720
Speaker 2: dark web. He's got a dark web calendar. All right you, oh,

510
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Speaker 2: come on, this is embarrassing. Exhibit A March four.

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Speaker 3: Can you please read the entry?

512
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Speaker 2: It's no like a court stenographer in here, you and

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Speaker 2: I have you. It's got the worst eyes sight read moles.

514
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Speaker 2: Just come a wookie hole. He's reading the screen like

515
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Speaker 2: a millimeters away.

516
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Speaker 3: Maybe you have to put it on that large text

517
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Speaker 3: they give to old people.

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Speaker 4: I'll read it for you.

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Speaker 2: Rea.

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Speaker 3: It says Botonica wellness bar couple's message, March four.

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Speaker 4: So that's what I had in March forget it?

522
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Speaker 2: No, no, no, why do you move it forward to go? Hey,

523
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Speaker 2: I've already taken action, Jackie boy, and this is the

524
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Speaker 2: guy you married.

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Speaker 3: Dealt with it at one o'clock on Friday afternoon. I

526
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Speaker 3: love your optimism, but you can't move a couple's massage.

527
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Speaker 2: I managed to move a restaurant book and I had

528
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Speaker 2: for Sunday lunchtime to Friday night. Yeah, we can easy

529
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Speaker 2: do a little bit of oil and lubrication.

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Speaker 4: We all know you throw your don't you well?

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Speaker 2: You should try it. Sometimes you can move the massage forward.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much. All the emails of the weekend

534
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Speaker 2: nominating your south or your husband or your dad or

535
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Speaker 2: your brother for one last game or on that after

536
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Speaker 2: eight this morning, if you miss Friday Show, Brereton was

537
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Speaker 2: in the studio with us because he's going to be

538
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Speaker 2: coaching the All Start Edgends team, going up against former

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Speaker 2: teammate Shane Crawford. So we've got two amazing super coaches,

540
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 2: Crawf coaching our team, and we're chat to some more

541
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:13,800
Speaker 2: people who want to get in the team as we

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Speaker 2: get into the last couple of spaces over the next

543
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Speaker 2: couple of days. So what did you do in the

544
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Speaker 2: end after the couple's massage that you couldn't be bothered

545
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Speaker 2: to move that I've just found out your wife rearranged in.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well we worked together to make.

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Speaker 2: Sure what would have been the feelings. Someone does more

548
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Speaker 2: that togetherness than the other one.

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Speaker 3: Well, Bianca actually went still went all out on Valentine's Day,

550
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Speaker 3: even though I thought it had been postponed and Dan

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Speaker 3: Andrew said, there's.

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Speaker 5: No Valentines, I'm banning it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think that was the press conference.

554
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,280
Speaker 3: I understood it to be. You know, we'll do it

555
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Speaker 3: next year, but I got it wrong. Bianca woke up

556
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Speaker 3: and make it made a Dutch baby.

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Speaker 4: Do you know what a Dutch baby?

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Speaker 2: Excuse me? Is that one in the oven? I think

559
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Speaker 2: Harry's in news for that made a Dutch baby? What

560
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 2: without your help? Again, I had nothing to do with it. Yeah,

561
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Speaker 2: she's made it on her own. What's a Dutch baby.

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Speaker 4: It's like a It's like a pancake but in a

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Speaker 4: deep pan.

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Speaker 3: And it had berries and icing sugar all over.

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Speaker 4: It was delicious.

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Speaker 2: What do you want to tuck into a Dutch baby?

567
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Speaker 2: What an awful sounding thing? A Dutch baby?

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Speaker 4: Good?

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Speaker 2: What is it like a deep pan pancake?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

571
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Speaker 3: It was so but really flaky, really young.

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Speaker 2: Oh, let's just talk about that flakys. Those Dutch babies,

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Speaker 2: they're flaky.

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Speaker 3: So later in the afternoon, Bianca said to me, you

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Speaker 3: haven't really tried today on Valentine's Day. You haven't even

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Speaker 3: done something like that. Where the thought that counts? And

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Speaker 3: I said, well, because Dan Andrews couldn't go out and

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Speaker 3: get flowers. The couple's massage has been canceled. So she

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Speaker 3: was making a slow cook for dinner and I.

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Speaker 2: Thought, oh, did you actually do? So she gets up,

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Speaker 2: makes a Dutch baby. She said, slow cooking something what

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Speaker 2: you do exactly what yesterday?

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Speaker 3: Well, to try to improvise some kind of romantic evening,

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Speaker 3: I dragged the coffee table outside to.

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Speaker 2: On the street like a lemonade stand, trying to raise

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Speaker 2: some money to get your wife something out.

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Speaker 3: For us to eat out there, because the day before

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Speaker 3: I was walking Luna and I'd found these two beach

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Speaker 3: chairs that people were throwing away on the nature strip.

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Speaker 3: You know those beach chairs that sit right on the ground,

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Speaker 3: you're like an inch above.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, there are a nightmare to go. It's

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Speaker 2: like an adversizer on one of those infomercials. You have

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Speaker 2: to drop a roll to the side, the hardest thing

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Speaker 2: to go. We've got a pair of those. I always

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Speaker 2: look around to check no one's going to see me

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Speaker 2: try and get out of it. They're a night Getting

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Speaker 2: into them is even lowering yourself. They should have them

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Speaker 2: in gyms as a core crunch kind of thing. Getting

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Speaker 2: out of those engage the apps.

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Speaker 3: So I didn't know at this stage that they were

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Speaker 3: so difficult to get out of it.

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Speaker 2: Don't never slow cooker on the ground in one of

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Speaker 2: those in your garden.

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Speaker 3: So I had the new beach chairs. I thought this

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Speaker 3: would be great. I'll push the coffee table outside, which is.

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Speaker 2: Low found on the street beach chairs.

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Speaker 3: The coffee tables load to the ground, so I'll slide

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Speaker 3: them under and we'll eat a ground level. They'll be romantic.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's always romantic, is ground level, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: I didn't realize how hard it was to get in

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Speaker 4: and a.

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Speaker 7: Humiliated I had to do like a stop dropping roll

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Speaker 7: just to get up and go and get the sour cream.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast Friday night.

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Speaker 2: I took my daughters out for a bite to eat.

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Speaker 2: So it's just me and them as we live in jeans.

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Speaker 2: We don't have to wear suits at work. Okay, we're

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Speaker 2: very lucky. We wear jeans. So do you find that

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Speaker 2: you get through your jeans? They don't have that long

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Speaker 2: a life because they get frayed around for a gentleman.

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Speaker 2: They get from I mean, Patsy, you always look very

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Speaker 2: she looks, you know, she always looks like she's got

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Speaker 2: a proper job. You and I. You could if you

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Speaker 2: try to guess what we do for a living. We

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Speaker 2: do not like we're broadcasting professionals. Okay, we could look

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Speaker 2: like we do anything because we're in jeans most of

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Speaker 2: the time. I find that, don't you find after a

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Speaker 2: while the jeans, the sea of them, it gets very

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Speaker 2: thin and thread back.

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Speaker 3: I was going to say the same mine always start

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Speaker 3: to wear it at yeah, right underneath.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it's call that, you know, let's all be

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Speaker 2: polite here. But the gusset area, like the guts it

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Speaker 2: from men's jeans if you're in them, you know, seven

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Speaker 2: days a week like we are, it gets very threadbed,

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Speaker 2: doesn't it. And because you don't look at that part of.

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Speaker 4: The gene, you just put them on, you don't always know.

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Speaker 2: Which is why when I was getting out of the

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Speaker 2: uber on Friday night, I've got my two kids, and

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Speaker 2: suddenly I get it and it was it was a

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00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,719
Speaker 2: low down car like a salom car. As we were

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Speaker 2: getting out of it, just at the outside of the restaurant,

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Speaker 2: I sort of twisted it get out, and you know,

645
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Speaker 2: when you know, straightway of torn it. It was just

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Speaker 2: it was a noise. It was denim jeans as well.

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Speaker 2: Once that starts to tear with a thigh, it's not

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Speaker 2: a small one. It's a great, big gaping flap. It

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Speaker 2: wasn't that. That's that's like more like a lighter fabric.

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Speaker 2: It was more like this as I try to get

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Speaker 2: out of the uber in front of the restaurant as well,

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Speaker 2: that's it. The kids look around and they went, oh

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Speaker 2: my god, what was that you? Oh no? And I well,

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Speaker 2: it's like the White House has been breached. I felt,

655
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Speaker 2: You've got to protect the president. Okay, swarm, swarm? I

656
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 2: felt air whether ship fill air? I guess like you know,

657
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Speaker 2: when what do you call it? Like in an airplane

658
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Speaker 2: the window pops open and you you've got to preserve

659
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Speaker 2: dignity down there at all times. Okay, you've got to

660
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Speaker 2: keep that cave protected. So straight away right, I'm I'm

661
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Speaker 2: like the girls going, they're behind me. God, you can

662
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Speaker 2: see there's a great big there's a gap. There's a

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Speaker 2: flap right.

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Speaker 4: Your backside is visible, especially when you have pale skin

665
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Speaker 4: as well. I'm the same.

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Speaker 3: It's like, as soon as there's a hole, it's very

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Speaker 3: obvious to everybody that old.

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Speaker 2: White pasty high it's a ham or something. It doesn't

669
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Speaker 2: look well the color of the skin. Is he got

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Speaker 2: you've got something? Whatever is he is? He allowed out

671
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Speaker 2: of quarantine. So anyway, we sit down the table and

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Speaker 2: the kids like, what you're going to do? I said,

673
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Speaker 2: you go to toilet as well, you've got to go upstairs.

674
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Speaker 2: It's going to get worse. So macguy for the situation,

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Speaker 2: I got a napkin, right, and when they weren't looking around,

676
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Speaker 2: you have done the back of my pants actually like

677
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Speaker 2: a kind of protector, like an extra sort of a

678
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Speaker 2: gauze there like treage on myself and then went up

679
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Speaker 2: to to that it clearly looked like a napkin down

680
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Speaker 2: the back of my ears. Anyway, this morning, I want

681
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Speaker 2: to know what is it when you have a wardrobe malfunction.

682
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Speaker 2: It's never at a good time. You're out in public

683
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Speaker 2: and you've got to improvise and do something. Okay, so

684
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Speaker 2: this morning your wardrobe malfunctions, where were you? What happened

685
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Speaker 2: and how did you mcguiy for it? And if you

686
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 2: are in that situation again, the napkin is a good

687
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Speaker 2: makeshift gusset protector gusset.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: So wardrobe malfunctions, Kim, good morning, good morning.

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Speaker 8: Now are you I'm.

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Speaker 2: Good, Kim? Are you well? This morning?

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Speaker 8: Absolutely just pulled up at work, so sadly that's okay, Yes, No,

693
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Speaker 8: I was walking into a shop and I got my

694
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Speaker 8: dress caught on the door as I walked in, and

695
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Speaker 8: it tore from the armpit three quarters of the way

696
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Speaker 8: down my dress.

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Speaker 9: Absolutely.

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Speaker 8: I walked in and I was so embarrassed trying to

699
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Speaker 8: hot my dress together, and I asked the lady for

700
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Speaker 8: a stapler and said he asked if I could go

701
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Speaker 8: out the back and stapled this thing together.

702
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Speaker 2: She works. I mean, if you're talking under the armpits,

703
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 2: you're talking about your brass strap is visible and stuff

704
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Speaker 2: like that.

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Speaker 8: Everything, and I'm just like, holy crap now. So she

706
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Speaker 8: was actually surprised that it worked.

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Speaker 3: So did you stay on your own or did you

708
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Speaker 3: get her to help and stap away?

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Speaker 8: You know, I had to literally go out the back,

710
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 8: take the dress off, staple the whole thing down, and

711
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Speaker 8: put it back on.

712
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Speaker 2: Every praise level, improvise and skills. You're a my guy

713
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Speaker 2: for yourself. I'm impressed with This is what Janet Jackson needed.

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Speaker 2: The super Bowl was a staple.

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Speaker 8: There's stapler and super glue. Yeah, but it actually it works.

716
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 8: It was enough to get home and I high tailed

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Speaker 8: it at the shop. She goes, He's still going to

718
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Speaker 8: keep shopping out of way.

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Speaker 10: I'll come back.

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Speaker 2: It's like wardrobe treochs. You're doing that. That's amazing. Thank

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Speaker 2: you very much, Thank you, Going bye. Let's go to

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Speaker 2: mal good morning, give a Christian.

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Speaker 11: How are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm good mate, So your wardrobe malfunction will happened.

725
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Speaker 9: My thought.

726
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Speaker 11: I was teaching golf on the on the first team.

727
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Speaker 2: Let me get those Those golf slacks are way too tight,

728
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Speaker 2: aren't they.

729
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Speaker 9: Two beautiful young mums in front of twenty or thirty

730
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Speaker 9: people on the first tea waiting to get off, and

731
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Speaker 9: then and ripped from belt to crutch.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, lady.

733
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Speaker 4: Down the whole lot.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, so quickly rip my dumper off, tied it around

735
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Speaker 11: my waist, thinking no worries. So as soon as I

736
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Speaker 11: jumping a part. But because I'm color blind, the jokes

737
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Speaker 11: on me. So I hit up and buy a pair

738
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Speaker 11: of purple pants, come back to tell the story about

739
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 11: the embarrassing pants ripping, and realized that I've now embarrassed

740
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Speaker 11: myself twice.

741
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Speaker 2: Your purple golf slaps. I didn't know they came here.

742
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Speaker 2: Purple that means three's color going on there, Risby Bray.

743
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Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, so that was a good day.

744
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Speaker 2: All right now, thank you very much and cool have

745
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Speaker 2: a good week man. All right, thanks mate, Dom, Good morning, Tom,

746
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Speaker 2: Good morning.

747
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Speaker 12: How are you all.

748
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Speaker 4: I'm good.

749
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Speaker 2: What happened?

750
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Speaker 12: I split my pants from front to bacca, right through

751
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 12: the crutch and I fixed them. I fixed them with

752
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Speaker 12: surgical tape. Mind you, this was at about ten o'clock

753
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Speaker 12: in the morning and I was working till plast thirty

754
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Speaker 12: that night.

755
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Speaker 2: Oh, I described the situation and where are you are?

756
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:42,320
Speaker 2: You just started work.

757
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Speaker 12: Or I was just started gift for the day because

758
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 12: I was working back then. I was working in retail pharmacy,

759
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 12: and I was just about you could literally say, I

760
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 12: was nine months pregnant, so nothing really really fitting. And

761
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Speaker 12: I twisted the wrong way and the whole the whole

762
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Speaker 12: crutch split and I'm king, Thanks God, I war nickers.

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Speaker 12: Let's put it that way. Nothing was hidden and surgical

764
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Speaker 12: taped it all up.

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Speaker 2: So are you behind the counter at the farms, because

766
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Speaker 2: you've got those big old counters there anyway, so we

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Speaker 2: never know.

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Speaker 12: No, no, no, behind the counter, on the floor. It

769
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Speaker 12: was everywhere. We're going back twenty eight years here, So

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Speaker 12: there was jack of all trades at that stage with it,

771
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Speaker 12: and it just went, so I had to surgical tape

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Speaker 12: it to the day.

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Speaker 2: You got all that surgical tape. You've got all manner

774
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Speaker 2: of stuff you could use.

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Speaker 1: I guess well we did.

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Speaker 10: We did.

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Speaker 12: But the surgical tapes the way to go half a role.

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Speaker 2: It held and it helps if you're some when you're

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Speaker 2: get an autnuver off to have a bike to eat,

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Speaker 2: I don't have surge your tape as a backup on it.

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Speaker 12: Big some in your pocket.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, show mum half a roll a big grip.

783
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Speaker 12: I was very pregnant and I needed a lot.

784
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Speaker 2: O those triplets. Tom, thank you very much. You cal

785
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Speaker 2: take care of by goes bye. Christian O'Connell show podcast coming.

786
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:03,799
Speaker 2: I'm in a couple of seconds and we got all

787
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Speaker 2: the latest miss hurd lyrics. Also to the next half

788
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Speaker 2: an hour on the show. One Last Game. We're looking

789
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Speaker 2: to build a team of nine of you that could

790
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:14,879
Speaker 2: have bins. If you used to love playing footy back

791
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 2: in the day. Maybe that's your dad. We heard daughters

792
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 2: nominating their dad's last week, wife's talking about their husband's.

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Speaker 2: We've got that coming up in fifty minutes time. One

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Speaker 2: Last Game. The team will be coached by Shane Crawford

795
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 2: going up against a nine all star team that is

796
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Speaker 2: going to be coached by the guy came in Friday

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Speaker 2: to get involved at Brereton, which is really really exciting.

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Speaker 2: So one last game still going ahead and we're talking

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Speaker 2: to more potential players for our team that could have

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Speaker 2: beens in the next twenty minutes. Right now, it's.

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Speaker 7: Just another miss hurd, Maday Christian O'Connell's miss hurd lyrics.

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Speaker 2: Time for the miss hurd lyrics. As we go through

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Speaker 2: all the ones you've been sending in over the last week,

804
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:57,879
Speaker 2: we play them back. Do we agree? Do we not hear?

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00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 2: You're miss? Here for the really great ones? Hall of

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00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 2: Last week, Anthony got inducted into an instant Hall of

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00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:09,799
Speaker 2: Famer with killing Heidi's classic We're Ellie Hooper singing about

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00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 2: getting on the beers? Will you make it in the end?

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00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 2: Anthony thought it was we'll get maggot in the end.

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Speaker 2: That's not fair.

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Speaker 10: I hear that?

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Speaker 2: Why down? Anthony? All right? First of all, then today

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Speaker 2: Big John, we go to Black Sabbath war pigs treating

814
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Speaker 2: people just like pawns in chess? Or is it treating

815
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 2: people like folding chairs? Is spot on treating people just

816
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 2: like folding chairs.

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Speaker 4: I love that.

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Speaker 3: Well done, John hall Of That's not how you trade paper.

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Speaker 2: Casey Bowlein Prince nineteen ninety nine. Is it two thousand

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Speaker 2: zero zero party over oops out of time? Or is

821
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Speaker 2: a little fit now singing two thousand zero zero party

822
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Speaker 2: ovaries out of time? It's there, It's there, what Casey?

823
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Speaker 2: Let's go to Michael Jilami. It's got this by Australian crawl,

824
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 2: this classic reckless Burke and Wheels and Camels initials in

825
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Speaker 2: the tree. This is almost sacrilege, isn't it taken on

826
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Speaker 2: this song? Burke and Wheels and Camels, missiles and latree.

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Speaker 2: It's there, Gangster's paradise. Do you remember Coolio back in

828
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Speaker 2: the day gonna fastback throw back from beck Rose? What

829
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Speaker 2: have I may looking? Us going on in the kitchen?

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Speaker 3: This is the biggest song of nineteen ninety six.

831
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I remember that in the wonder here. But

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Speaker 2: half of them ain't looking. It's going on in the kitchen,

833
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 2: but I don't know what's cooking?

834
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Speaker 10: What have I that may looking?

835
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Speaker 4: It's going on in.

836
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Speaker 2: The kitchen, but I don't know what's cooking? Or is it?

837
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 2: But half of them ain't looking. It's going on in

838
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 2: the kitchen, but I don't know what's chicken? What have

839
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,280
Speaker 2: I that may looking us going on in the kitchen,

840
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Speaker 2: but I don't know what's cooking. He doesn't know Coolio

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00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:51,880
Speaker 2: didn't know what poetry was. There's the nineties, man, you

842
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 2: weren't there. Stewart's got this one, Lasting Lover by Cigala

843
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 2: and James Arthur. I've been looking for a lasting lover

844
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Speaker 2: kill forests. Can you hear it? I've been looking for

845
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 2: an elastic lover. Yeah, I hear elastic lover in there?

846
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:17,319
Speaker 2: All right? Two more ago we got Vassilos has got

847
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Speaker 2: the killers. Mister Bright's side, I never, he's got too

848
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Speaker 2: possible miss on this, so I never. Or is it

849
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Speaker 2: Diana to that one? Or is it viagra? Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm hearing viagra. I'm gonna upgrade that all favor.

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Speaker 4: No need to head your bed.

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Speaker 2: Diana is not in here.

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Speaker 4: Viagra.

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Speaker 2: Last one today goes to Becker CARDI b wish wish,

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Speaker 2: I've been official. My whole life didn't make sense actual

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00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 2: when you read that one out the actual lyric. I've

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00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:19,320
Speaker 2: been whole light or is it I've been a fish

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Speaker 2: for my whole life.

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Speaker 13: I've been lights clearer than I've been official all my life.

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Speaker 2: I've been official all my life, been whole light. Oh

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00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 2: that is so good. I've been a fish for my

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Speaker 2: whole life. I've been a whole light Becker. Well done.

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Speaker 2: Hall of Famer, free Hall of Famous this week. Well

864
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Speaker 2: done everyone. If you've got miss her lyrics for next Monday,

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Speaker 2: email me Christian at Christian o'connorgn dot com dot au.

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Speaker 2: Those who are outstanding, thank you very much everyone, Christian.

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Speaker 1: Hell good Chris you know Connall show podcast.

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00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 2: Let's tell you a cabout one last game. So we're

869
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:10,839
Speaker 2: looking for a team of nine to be in our

870
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:13,360
Speaker 2: team that could have Bins. What we need to do

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00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:15,359
Speaker 2: is still have the passion that used to be more

872
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,920
Speaker 2: than that when he used to play just to enjoy

873
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 2: playing footy back in the day. We're building our team

874
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 2: of nine of you, whether you're nominating yourself, we've had

875
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 2: We've had daughters nominating their dads, We've had wives nominating husbands.

876
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 2: You can nominate yourself. Might be someone you work with,

877
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:33,880
Speaker 2: but we're building the team. Chen Crawford is going to

878
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 2: be the coach, or they could have Bence they're gonna

879
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:38,440
Speaker 2: be playing one last game against an all star team

880
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 2: of legends. We'll be announcing some of the names, big

881
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 2: names this week. They're coached by a big name who

882
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 2: came in Friday, Dermot Brereton. We were charmed by Dermy.

883
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:51,320
Speaker 4: A charmed.

884
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:56,400
Speaker 3: I was roasted by Dermy. He said, I live outside

885
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 3: the realm of common sense to think where his words.

886
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 2: I tell you what as well? I mean, obviously a

887
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 2: tough guy back in the day of tough men playing footy.

888
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:06,879
Speaker 2: But did he shake your hand?

889
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, one of those one of those guys.

890
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,799
Speaker 2: Oh you know the crunch awhere two more seconds, I'd

891
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,760
Speaker 2: be tapping out like in the second haha.

892
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,280
Speaker 3: It's like somehow they used the strength of their whole

893
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:17,360
Speaker 3: body through the hand.

894
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 2: I couldn't write in a year of training to have

895
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 2: a stronger handshape, right, I don't know what exercise needed

896
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 2: to do. I couldn't have a handshake like that.

897
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:26,279
Speaker 1: I remember once.

898
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,319
Speaker 2: The other one that was actually worse than that, well,

899
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,880
Speaker 2: I actually made a noise was the box of jewles.

900
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 2: Foreman his hand. I've never seen hands that big, right,

901
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:35,960
Speaker 2: and he crunched it. He didn't mean to write, but

902
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,279
Speaker 2: it actually hurt and a bone clicked, and he was

903
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:41,279
Speaker 2: so apologetic. I was interviewing an hour live on a

904
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 2: on a show and I kept sort of massage in

905
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:45,359
Speaker 2: my hands. What do you hurt? And he I never

906
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 2: felt less of a man, right, he came out and massaged.

907
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:51,719
Speaker 4: No, you've already done too damaged.

908
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 2: Man's fingers, George, I haven't got grilling, you know, lingering

909
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:02,200
Speaker 2: grilling machine money to fall back on. My partition came

910
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 2: into this site. Was me sat there whilst George Forema

911
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:09,240
Speaker 2: searching my fingers. Go easy, please, George, go easy, George.

912
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 2: All right, So anyway, one last game that's gonna be

913
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 2: happening a couple of weeks time. As we count down

914
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 2: and get excited about the return of footy. What a

915
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 2: team we have so far. Already, everyone who makes it

916
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 2: into the team of could Have Bins gets a unique

917
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 2: player nickname. So we've got Adam Bacon ended up an

918
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 2: intensive care on field at the age of seventeen. He

919
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:36,360
Speaker 2: is Sizzle. Jason Bezina had a Maltese father that wouldn't

920
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 2: let him play footy. He is the Maltese fulcan meet

921
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 2: Shanco two shoulder recos put enter his game playing days

922
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:52,279
Speaker 2: major white line fever. He is fever. David Skinner still

923
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 2: needs a bit workwork one. David Skinner, fifty three year old,

924
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 2: still play. His wife says he's got a good rig.

925
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 2: He is a day. He's a insect pests controller. He

926
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:07,799
Speaker 2: is the pest. That one's good. Jason Colhane never got

927
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:13,959
Speaker 2: to play that retirement game. He is regrets on. God's

928
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:15,799
Speaker 2: a lot going on with that one. You know got

929
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 2: the speech you were going into. Brad Nugent too busy

930
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:24,759
Speaker 2: partying back in the day. He wants to prove he's

931
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 2: better than his brother. You unrecognize the surname Nugents. He

932
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 2: is our big kicking goalscorer used to kick so he

933
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 2: told us one hundred of season when he was fifteen, sixteen,

934
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 2: and seventeen. He is Hollywood grand spooner. S daughter Matilda

935
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 2: nominated him on Thursday Show Elite Sledger. Kids have never

936
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:49,760
Speaker 2: seen him play until now. Has he still got those skills? Sledgends?

937
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 2: Hey mate, you got no friends? Oh the worst sledging out?

938
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:56,880
Speaker 2: Your mama still white ship bottom. I don't say that.

939
00:45:56,920 --> 00:46:07,239
Speaker 2: I can't concentrate on the game. You're lonely. People say

940
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:11,719
Speaker 2: you smell. And then finally Bart's Hoggart. We still bo

941
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:15,799
Speaker 2: to Friday one hundred and thirty kilos. He said he

942
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,520
Speaker 2: wants to be our ruckman. He is not a ruckman,

943
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 2: in his words, the fastest fat man to run in

944
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:26,879
Speaker 2: a straight line steam train. All right, so this week

945
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:29,840
Speaker 2: the last few spaces on our team. So if you

946
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:32,440
Speaker 2: do know somebody or as you don't sleep on this,

947
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:35,239
Speaker 2: your chance this would be great fun. Yeah all right,

948
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:36,840
Speaker 2: Coming up next, we've got someone who wants to be

949
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:38,759
Speaker 2: in the team, Christian.

950
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 1: Christian Christian o'connells Show Podcast.

951
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 2: Now, a lot of you are nominate your husbands. We're

952
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 2: here in teenage nominating their dads. We have an amazing

953
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:51,720
Speaker 2: email that's coming over the last couple of days from

954
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,319
Speaker 2: a wife that wants to nominate her husband. We've got

955
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 2: We've got Dominic, the husband on the line right now.

956
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:01,880
Speaker 2: Good morning, Dom. Hey don't now, Dom you sound pretty cautious.

957
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:03,440
Speaker 2: I could understand why. Out of the blue, you've heard

958
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 2: from a radio station saying can you wait there? Christian's

959
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 2: gone an email to read to you. So do you

960
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 2: know anything about what your wife is trying to do?

961
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 9: Yeah?

962
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 10: I do it?

963
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:14,400
Speaker 2: Come out over the weekend.

964
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 10: I've got a fair idea listening.

965
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 2: What do you think she's done.

966
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 10: She's nominated me for one last game.

967
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:26,360
Speaker 2: My friend, It's more than a nomination, it's a story. Okay,

968
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 2: this email. I haven't listened to this obviously. You've got

969
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:30,840
Speaker 2: an amazing relationship and a wonderful wife. This is quite

970
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:34,799
Speaker 2: a story, your story. You'll know this story very well,

971
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:36,960
Speaker 2: but when we read it, it really moved us. Anyway,

972
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:39,520
Speaker 2: let me read out what your lovely wife Kylie wrote

973
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 2: to us about you. Christian, totally unbeknown to my husband,

974
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:46,000
Speaker 2: I'm going to nominate him to play his last game

975
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 2: of footy. Dom was a sensational player in the eighties

976
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:56,360
Speaker 2: and could have taken his career to the highest level,

977
00:47:56,719 --> 00:47:58,840
Speaker 2: but girls got in the way. This is my story

978
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 2: as well. I mean teenagers have been daughters and an

979
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 2: injury and an injury. He represented Victorian many state games,

980
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 2: eventually ended up in Collingwood under nineteens during nineteen eighty

981
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:14,839
Speaker 2: eight to nineteen eighty nine. It's tough on a kid

982
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:18,840
Speaker 2: who Barrett for Carton his whole life. He was known

983
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:21,800
Speaker 2: for his long flying hair and many a newspaper article

984
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:24,680
Speaker 2: was written about and his future in the game. We've

985
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:28,080
Speaker 2: got one of them amazing just after a big old kick.

986
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:30,479
Speaker 2: And I tell you what, it's also amazing the hair.

987
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:34,319
Speaker 2: It's like, Michael Bolton, have you still got the hair? Tom?

988
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 10: I do. I've kip the pony down? Where is it

989
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:40,960
Speaker 10: in a paper bag somewhere?

990
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:41,400
Speaker 4: Is it?

991
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 2: Really? We've got to go it back on one last hair?

992
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 2: Definitely to this day regrets his decision to give up

993
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:53,319
Speaker 2: and ask why he did. His comment is always the same.

994
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 2: Back then, footy wasn't what it is today. We've We're

995
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 2: hearing this a lot from people. I was really good,

996
00:48:58,560 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 2: but I didn't know where else to do, what else

997
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:03,480
Speaker 2: to do? Lee Matthews get this, Lee Matthews, the one

998
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:05,960
Speaker 2: and only. Lee Matthews used to call him weekly to

999
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 2: try and convince him to come back, but by this

1000
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:11,319
Speaker 2: time the passion was gone. I do anything to give

1001
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 2: him one last game, one last kick of the sharing

1002
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 2: around the ground with a bunch of boys, the feeling

1003
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:19,560
Speaker 2: of kicking a goal and people cheering him on, being included.

1004
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 2: I never got to see my don play, and we

1005
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:25,400
Speaker 2: met twenty years ago this year. I believe it was

1006
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 2: not a Colon or Bulldogs game, but was at Princess Park.

1007
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 2: He was there with a mate. We met, We talked

1008
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 2: twenty years later. We're now married and have a beautiful daughter.

1009
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:36,720
Speaker 2: Footie is in our blood. My husband is Dominic Tavern.

1010
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 2: He's just turned fifty. Tom Yes, Tom correct? How does

1011
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 2: it feel hearing all that lovely?

1012
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:51,520
Speaker 10: Isn't it partly true?

1013
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:55,280
Speaker 4: Did you ever speak to Lee Matthews?

1014
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 2: Yes, one time? One time doesn't matter. He called you.

1015
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 2: Whether it's five times, just not get down into the

1016
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:05,759
Speaker 2: specifics Leeue Matthews called you. So you really could have

1017
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 2: gone all the way? You aren't really are I could.

1018
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:12,920
Speaker 10: Have been Well maybe I don't know. The ability was there,

1019
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:18,000
Speaker 10: but not the application, I guess. So when you've heard.

1020
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 2: This on the radio, I was talking about it, have

1021
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:21,840
Speaker 2: you thought about applying yourself or is that part of

1022
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 2: your life sort of gone by?

1023
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 10: Well it was a good laugh. I've definitely enjoyed listening

1024
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:31,719
Speaker 10: to it. But I thought it might be Yea Carly

1025
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 10: did mention it, so I thought, domb.

1026
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:40,600
Speaker 2: There's time to lace the boats back on again. My friend,

1027
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,799
Speaker 2: come on, your wife said the word that left out

1028
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 2: to me, sensational player. You are sensation To get the

1029
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:53,440
Speaker 2: hair out of the back, my friend. We're bringing you

1030
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 2: back with being in their hair back as well. Sensation

1031
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:00,839
Speaker 2: is back. Someone call Lee Matthews. We've got to get

1032
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 2: you back. Dom you are you up for one last game?

1033
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 2: Do you want to join the team? We want you in?

1034
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:08,879
Speaker 10: Yeah, well let's ever laugh absolutely.

1035
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, hey, we can't have hesitation.

1036
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:11,439
Speaker 4: I'm laughing here.

1037
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 2: This is serious, this is footy. This is one last game.

1038
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:17,400
Speaker 2: Do you want him?

1039
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 10: Absolutely?

1040
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 2: I care that's Sensation. Sensation, Welcome to the team. What

1041
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:29,719
Speaker 2: a team we've got, Sledgends quick just to stand there

1042
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:32,239
Speaker 2: blinking at me? What a team we've got? You need

1043
00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 2: a sound a fact for him. I'll end with him

1044
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:35,840
Speaker 2: to give you time. What a team we've got, Slegend.

1045
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:37,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, you got no friends?

1046
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:47,800
Speaker 13: Hollywood Regret, Steam, Drain, Fever, Sizzle, the Pest, Maltese, fulcan

1047
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:49,640
Speaker 13: and hot new News.

1048
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:51,640
Speaker 2: Sensation who.

1049
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 1: Love it?

1050
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 2: Okay, Sensation, welcome to the team. All right, and thank Carlie.

1051
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:01,040
Speaker 2: What a lovely one. If you've got there as well,

1052
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 2: good on your mate, Speak you soon. Phone's ringing off

1053
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 2: the hook to Lee Matthews again.

1054
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:09,879
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

1055
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:13,839
Speaker 2: Time for a brand new time Waster and a brand

1056
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:22,200
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1057
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:29,520
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1058
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:34,840
Speaker 2: yeah you yes, all those alterations they do, but today

1059
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1060
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:41,280
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1061
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:44,719
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1062
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:48,360
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1063
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:53,000
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1064
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1065
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1066
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1067
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Speaker 2: thank you dude. Dude, where's my alterations?

1068
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Speaker 10: Jack?

1069
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 2: What have you got? Taylor Movies cool him, Luke, that's

1070
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:27,359
Speaker 2: very cool him.

1071
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 4: You've done there, Luke, He's okay.

1072
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:32,640
Speaker 3: Bronz No, Hem's is a very big part of Taylor.

1073
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:33,040
Speaker 10: It is.

1074
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 4: It is stitchy stitch, Richie rich.

1075
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:40,719
Speaker 2: Stitch, stitchy stitch. Yeah, that's silver.

1076
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:44,880
Speaker 4: That's that's a double. The man from Swey River.

1077
00:53:45,239 --> 00:53:46,600
Speaker 2: Oh that's good. That's gold.

1078
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:51,480
Speaker 3: And Edward Zipper hair, Oh that's good.

1079
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:53,640
Speaker 2: That's gold. All right? What have you got then? Taylor

1080
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:56,320
Speaker 2: Movies on Australian Thanker Taylor Day.

1081
00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:00,799
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1082
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:02,719
Speaker 2: Over the next couple of days, as we try and

1083
00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 2: put the final pieces in place in our one last

1084
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,880
Speaker 2: game could have Bins team. One thing we haven't now

1085
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:11,319
Speaker 2: yet is the role of the ruckman, because otherwise where

1086
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:14,880
Speaker 2: are those goals coming? And there are gonna be goals.

1087
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:18,680
Speaker 2: So this week, do you know someone really tall? Seriously,

1088
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:21,320
Speaker 2: we just need to fight Melbourn's tallest man. Doesn't matter

1089
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:24,359
Speaker 2: if they never played footy in their life, right, It's

1090
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:27,359
Speaker 2: worked out all right for Mason Cox. We need just height.

1091
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:29,919
Speaker 2: We just need height. Someone who can pluck that ball

1092
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:31,600
Speaker 2: out of the air, get it up to Hollywood and

1093
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 2: the girls will come. That's my strategy is so far.

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00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:40,719
Speaker 2: Today is Australian Thanker Taylor Day. All right, So we're

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00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:43,440
Speaker 2: looking for your Taylor movies. You ready to mark? We

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00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:47,840
Speaker 2: bought a suit? Oh yeah, Silver, lookay Danny Forrest, Gusset,

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00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:57,120
Speaker 2: Men's Forest Men, Gold Andrea well done, very good, hot

1098
00:54:57,120 --> 00:55:03,120
Speaker 2: tub sewing machine, Silver, Madam, Justin Crouching Tiger, Hidden Stitching,

1099
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:10,160
Speaker 2: Oh Clever, Gold Saving Private Ryans measurements on file silver

1100
00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:17,360
Speaker 2: plus Chris seamless in Seattle gold Curious Case of Benjamin

1101
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:18,360
Speaker 2: who lost his button?

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00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:22,760
Speaker 3: Silver, the shawshank alteration silver plus.

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00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:27,640
Speaker 2: Am I getting threading? Don't be cover because you know

1104
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:32,120
Speaker 2: that the armor getting once that's some grant full metal

1105
00:55:32,239 --> 00:55:41,399
Speaker 2: tailored jacket, the greatest Somon gold. Yeah, Caine, well done.

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00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 2: Meet the Frockers.

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00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:43,680
Speaker 1: What is it?

1108
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:48,880
Speaker 2: A frocker dress? The Frocks silver plus jock socks and

1109
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 2: two smoking apparels.

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00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:52,240
Speaker 4: Silver.

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00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:55,400
Speaker 2: I'm a getting my sleeves taking up a bit. Come on,

1112
00:55:55,520 --> 00:56:00,879
Speaker 2: that's good silver silver, silver silver, happy frill more.

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00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:03,840
Speaker 4: Someone like a nice civil plus.

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00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:12,000
Speaker 2: Hung soap panda gold. That's very good. Brendan h Zippers

1115
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:20,200
Speaker 2: and cane. Oh Mary Anne have three.

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00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:21,680
Speaker 4: Gold gold triple plus.

1117
00:56:21,719 --> 00:56:27,279
Speaker 2: That is so funny. Mary Bobbins, I was wondering if

1118
00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 2: we might get a Bobbin's one. It's a bit on

1119
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:33,560
Speaker 2: the sewing machine. You wine the bobbing up wine the

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00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:37,720
Speaker 2: bob playground songs just seen by myself.

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00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:47,080
Speaker 3: Everyone, Come on, guys, gold, needle juice silver plus embroidery

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00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:48,600
Speaker 3: now silver.

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00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 2: Guess who's coming to do you? Inside leg measurement silver

1124
00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 2: plus smart men innately hemmed black pants.

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00:56:58,600 --> 00:56:59,040
Speaker 4: Bronze.

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00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:04,319
Speaker 2: Honey, I spit my hans. That's gold. I know you

1127
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:06,560
Speaker 2: can do silver, but that is gold. All right, let's

1128
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:10,200
Speaker 2: leave on that one. Honey, split my pants very good?

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00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:13,359
Speaker 2: Who knew there were so many funny Taylor movies out there?

1130
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:16,320
Speaker 2: And what a day? Two Australian thanker Taylor, Thank you Taylors.

1131
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:19,919
Speaker 4: Just from me, Fami and from you guys.

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00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:24,040
Speaker 2: Can we make it collective taller? Today's show is guss

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Speaker 2: it Tomorrow we begin to look for them. The search

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00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:29,120
Speaker 2: will look out for someone tool today right even if

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00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:30,920
Speaker 2: you've seen them when you're driving around within your five

1136
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:33,440
Speaker 2: K radios. We need the tallest person in Melbourne to

1137
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:35,600
Speaker 2: join one last game. And if you have got anyone

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00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:38,160
Speaker 2: you known to nominate, whether it's yourself, email me today

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Speaker 2: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au

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Speaker 1: Christian Hello, Christian O'Connell Show Podcast