Speaker 1: People do some weird ship. This is it.
Speaker 2: This is a big one.
Speaker 3: This is for the girls.
Speaker 1: This one some things make more sense than the other.
Speaker 1: Whimsy lowhanded in the face after trying to take a
Speaker 1: boy away from a mother.
Speaker 3: You're a good little boy.
Speaker 4: I won't leave enjoyed the kill.
Speaker 1: This yourself for observations you didn't ask for.
Speaker 2: That's the line.
Speaker 1: I see it quite clearly.
Speaker 3: Well, get new glasses.
Speaker 1: Is still a couple of Mitches.
Speaker 3: One Mitch is clearly better than the other one.
Speaker 1: Now here is mixturie and Mitchell.
Speaker 3: Ko goody, good eye.
Speaker 1: Oh how are we?
Speaker 3: I've had a relap? What another one?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: This is the third is math?
Speaker 3: I think No, that's a different relap. O goodness way,
Speaker 3: what I'm talking about my Milo addiction? Oh did you
Speaker 3: get one sent to you? Because in this office, working
Speaker 3: in media PR, people send out free shit. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: got a giant tin of Milo sent to the office,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh shit, you.
Speaker 1: Know I didn't get someone. I got certingly Trigger's new
Speaker 1: book good Reads. No, I threw years it for fire.
Speaker 1: I burn it. No Milo, but lucky.
Speaker 3: Seriously, I banned myself from Milo years ago because when
Speaker 3: I was a teenager. I guzzled that shit. It's so addictive,
Speaker 3: and it made me put on actual weight. Once I start,
Speaker 3: I just keep adding and I just keep going, and
Speaker 3: then I go back for more than the milk bottles empty.
Speaker 3: And it's the moment.
Speaker 1: So that's the thing that how you're having it with milk, Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course I have it with milk. You have to
Speaker 1: have it with milk.
Speaker 3: Eat that shit dry, do you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Often it's very good.
Speaker 3: Wait don't you cough?
Speaker 1: Like yeah, horrendously, but that's actually quite enjoyable.
Speaker 3: That's where the smocus cup comes from, because you've been
Speaker 3: eating dry milo. Do you eat dry weep? Because as well?
Speaker 3: You fuck with no god?
Speaker 1: Now not a manimal godness me should afford me.
Speaker 3: But anyway, now I've got Milo in the house again,
Speaker 3: how to relapse? Actually, you know how I've got that?
Speaker 3: I mentioned it last week, that fifty three cent take
Speaker 3: measure I used to monitor my weight. It's not in
Speaker 3: an unhealthy toxic way. It's it's good to monitor your goals.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? Yah, yeah, yeah, yeah, two
Speaker 3: centimeters that's how much I put on having milow in
Speaker 3: my house.
Speaker 1: I fluctuate that I think with every meal, I can
Speaker 1: fill the two centimes every time I eat.
Speaker 3: You do that when you're holding a butt.
Speaker 1: I can feel the stretch mark stretching as I eate.
Speaker 3: I hook you up with another tape measure fifty three
Speaker 3: cent No.
Speaker 1: I don't need to, I've got something even better. Did
Speaker 1: you challenge me? I don't even know what happens in
Speaker 1: this body place anymore. You bought something and then you
Speaker 1: challenged me to buy something cheaper?
Speaker 3: Or did I do it? So anyone that didn't listen
Speaker 3: to episode one, you're missing out. Yeah, goal, I was
Speaker 3: telling you about the little tape measure that I have
Speaker 3: to measure my waist and it only cost me fifty
Speaker 3: three cents online.
Speaker 1: No posted who's making money there? Yeah?
Speaker 3: That was my question. I was like, how the hell
Speaker 3: did anyone make money off this? There can't be anything
Speaker 3: online cheaper than fifty three cents total.
Speaker 1: Where I came in, I thought, well, I am going
Speaker 1: to beat that. I'm going to get something cheap.
Speaker 3: You did say that, and I did bullshit?
Speaker 1: Thirty nine cents bulls And it's something that you already
Speaker 1: have in your bedroom. You've paid might I've been in
Speaker 1: your bedroom quite a few times, and I've noticed this
Speaker 1: and I pointed it out to you and I wanted one.
Speaker 1: But this is a car version of that exact device
Speaker 1: that is in your bedroom anymore.
Speaker 3: This is like the masked singer now long that clue
Speaker 3: is doing my head in Have you got it?
Speaker 1: No, it's coming from Keeck a Span or somewhere.
Speaker 3: I do think that that was a miracle.
Speaker 1: It will probably have it within the month, so I
Speaker 1: can I expect, so we'll have it in the next
Speaker 1: few shows. What's on today's.
Speaker 3: Show, Well, look, we are going to be doing a
Speaker 3: new segment called You've got to Hustle because you do
Speaker 3: you got it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we didn't get here by non hustling. We got
Speaker 1: here by hustling.
Speaker 3: This segment's all about enough trying to promote the show
Speaker 3: in whatever elaborate way we can, because when you we've
Speaker 3: got to get the word out there.
Speaker 1: And it's almost my expense. You love making me embarrass
Speaker 1: myself in front of st of guest, don't you.
Speaker 3: I do. Yes, I'm very excited to see how that
Speaker 3: went for you, because I still haven't heard it. Also,
Speaker 3: Producer Jenna, He's going to be popping in She's which meats.
Speaker 3: Remember she went around the office.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm nervous about this.
Speaker 3: Well she asked through a bunch of compliments, and we
Speaker 3: don't know which Mitch they were talking about in the compliments.
Speaker 1: How did you go Jenna with that? Was that?
Speaker 3: Was that hard?
Speaker 1: A hard task to get people to talk about it?
Speaker 3: It was pretty difficult.
Speaker 4: A lot of people around here didn't know who one
Speaker 4: of you were.
Speaker 1: But who that is? Follow me?
Speaker 3: You're on air.
Speaker 1: Though, I'm excited about this. I'm quietly confident, as I
Speaker 1: would say.
Speaker 3: I've got a bit of a big head.
Speaker 1: So to you, well, who knows metaphorically literally, we're going
Speaker 1: to be competing, right, whoever gets the most rights? I
Speaker 1: want to compete exactly. Okay, fun fun, fun, fun.
Speaker 3: And also I don't know if you're going to be
Speaker 3: a fan of my Is it just me? This week?
Speaker 3: I think you might take it a little bit personally.
Speaker 3: Shall we get into it, but before we do it,
Speaker 3: please call it I'm still likes let's start.
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Mobile phones do the opposite of what they were designed
Speaker 3: to do?
Speaker 1: Oh well, what do you mean?
Speaker 3: Well, you remember back in the day of the home phone?
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course I do.
Speaker 3: When it'd be like, oh, no one's home leave a message,
Speaker 3: and so they thought, hey, there's a loophole. Will make
Speaker 3: mobile phones so that people are contactable wherever they are.
Speaker 1: I feel like this is very pointed.
Speaker 3: It does come from a point of frustration because you
Speaker 3: are hopeless of answering the phone. But it's not just you,
Speaker 3: as I found out, like no one answers their phone anymore.
Speaker 3: I've watched my friends. If I'm like hanging out with
Speaker 3: them at lunch whatever, They've got their phone on the
Speaker 3: table in front of them, it'll start ringing. It's either
Speaker 3: one case or the other. It's oh, I don't know
Speaker 3: that number. I don't answer that numbers I don't know,
Speaker 3: or they do know who it is. There's a name there,
Speaker 3: and they go, I'm not answering that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah all the time.
Speaker 3: And it's like, why has everyone's like attitude towards phone
Speaker 3: calls completely shifted?
Speaker 1: So I just think it's a millennial thing. Millennials hate
Speaker 1: taking phone calls.
Speaker 3: See I'm supposed to be a poster boy for millennialism,
Speaker 3: but I hate that. I hate that trait. I think
Speaker 3: everyone needs to go back to the attitude of the
Speaker 3: home phone. Really in my house, it would literally like
Speaker 3: drop everything if you heard the home phone ring.
Speaker 1: It was quick hello.
Speaker 3: No one's ever treated me with such importance the mobile.
Speaker 1: You're right, My mum had all of us kids trained
Speaker 1: so the home front and answers should go get the phone,
Speaker 1: and I go, I'm at the back on the bat.
Speaker 1: Hello Mitchell speaking. That's what I'd say all the time.
Speaker 1: And it was probably my grandma, like she doesn't need
Speaker 1: an official intro.
Speaker 3: I used to say. And this is before i'd like
Speaker 3: done the speech therapy to kind of work around my
Speaker 3: listow this of Mitchell.
Speaker 1: Oh that's not idiot. What would you say, Jenna?
Speaker 3: She wouldn't answer the phone, you cry, hello.
Speaker 1: Crist Did you you're the one calling Drew Barrymore in
Speaker 1: that horrific movie? That's terrifying.
Speaker 3: But yes, you are probably the worst offender that I know.
Speaker 3: Do you know why, because, for the love of fuck,
Speaker 3: you wear an Apple watch. You were literally wearing your notification.
Speaker 3: There is no excuse for not knowing that I'm trying
Speaker 3: to contact you.
Speaker 1: I actually don't think this is this is being one
Speaker 1: hundred truth rall. I actually don't think I've ever missed
Speaker 1: a call from you. No, no, no, no, no, I
Speaker 1: don't think I've ever missed one. I I've just actively
Speaker 1: not answered every call. Really, yeah, I've never Actually it's
Speaker 1: never been in the shower. I've been in the shower.
Speaker 1: It's never been in my back pocket. I have always
Speaker 1: known and could have possibly answered, but I've always just not.
Speaker 3: I'm glad you've told me this, because now next time
Speaker 3: you go, sorry, I was busy, I know that it's bullshit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I make cop excuites of the job of hats.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 3: Look, I'll be the first to admit that sometimes I'm
Speaker 3: a lot of work. Is it just sometimes you don't
Speaker 3: have enough energy to deal with my shit?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, back maybe gentlemen does not work.
Speaker 3: It's just that, See, this jem wasn't meant to be
Speaker 3: targeting you, but you've taken us down this path.
Speaker 1: What the fucking why it's easier just to not answer?
Speaker 3: How is it easier to then make up a lie
Speaker 3: that's using so much creativity? You could just say sorry,
Speaker 3: I didn't have time to answer at the time.
Speaker 1: I find it quite fun.
Speaker 3: I'm like, if you enjoy the challenge of I enjoy
Speaker 3: the chase, you know what? That's God being a sociopath.
Speaker 6: Just don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on
Speaker 6: your podcast out.
Speaker 3: I actually don't know if that is the definition of
Speaker 3: a thosiopath, gen. How can you google the definition of enthosiopath?
Speaker 3: I just hurled an insult with a lot of confidence
Speaker 3: and then went, wait, shit.
Speaker 1: I accepted it, though, I mean, it's not far from
Speaker 1: the truth.
Speaker 3: What's the sociopath? Gen? The lisp is hard to work
Speaker 3: around that. No man of speaks therapy.
Speaker 1: The sociopath? You know what? I can't say? Similarly, similarly, similarly, similarly,
Speaker 1: far out sorry, Jenny, maybe got it.
Speaker 4: Sociopath is a term used to describe someone who has
Speaker 4: antisocial personality disorder, also known as ASPD.
Speaker 1: Far from me?
Speaker 3: Is there a second definition?
Speaker 4: They will often break rules or make impulsive decisions without
Speaker 4: feeling guilty for the harm they cause.
Speaker 3: There it is, there, it is. Do you have any
Speaker 3: guilt over the amount of lies you've told in your lifetime?
Speaker 1: None at all?
Speaker 3: Because I know that you think you're a very good lie.
Speaker 3: But I because I've known you long enough now I
Speaker 3: know when it's happened you can just so you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's jump into my let's get that trending.
Speaker 3: Okay, what do you talk to me this week?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: God?
Speaker 3: Damn it?
Speaker 6: God?
Speaker 1: Where did that one come from? Sorry?
Speaker 3: Anyway, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I'll do it again.
Speaker 3: Yea, God again?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Do you love bragging about a bargain?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: I love it? And this is very topical for me
Speaker 1: at the moment because I have recently come back from
Speaker 1: a trip overseas and I I feel I feel bad
Speaker 1: saying this. It just it just sounds very arrogant. But
Speaker 1: I bought a pair of shoes that were designer. Okay,
Speaker 1: they were Blentia, which is very nice brand.
Speaker 3: I'm not big on brands. I don't know whether or not.
Speaker 1: Well, it's Cardi b raps about it, you know, the
Speaker 1: ones that look like socks. They're they're the shoes. They're
Speaker 1: very fast.
Speaker 3: Okay, but I'm sure that there's song lyrics that include
Speaker 3: like Walmart and Target. She wraps about it, doesn't mean
Speaker 3: she had.
Speaker 1: No one's rapping about volleys anyway.
Speaker 3: Very expensive, I'm guessing yeah, they were.
Speaker 1: They were fifteen hundred US. But here's the thing. Here's
Speaker 1: the thing. I saw them, Oh my god, and they
Speaker 1: were Jenna. Can you the conversion to Australian dollars just
Speaker 1: so she's left. I got them for seventy percent off, right,
Speaker 1: Oh that's great, And I had to because I've always
Speaker 1: loved these shoes. But I wouldn't. I'm not that dumb
Speaker 1: to drop that money. I really am not.
Speaker 3: See even even though it's seventy percent off, that's still
Speaker 3: a lot of money. I wouldn't buy it. But that's
Speaker 3: a bargain worth bragging.
Speaker 1: Exactly, and things at that price place never get that discount, right,
Speaker 1: So I saw it, Im like I've got to do it,
Speaker 1: So I was I going going to buy these. I
Speaker 1: bought them. So they came down to like they were
Speaker 1: like four hundred and fifty five hundred US dollars. I'm like, dat,
Speaker 1: they're gonna buy them? Bought them? Wait. I love them,
Speaker 1: my favorite shoes ever, to the point where I get
Speaker 1: compliments on them quite a lot, more so in America
Speaker 1: because they have I love their sneakers, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. The problem here is my boyfriend and no
Speaker 1: way not having it. He will only let me discuss
Speaker 1: the shoes when I'm talking about them full price, and
Speaker 1: he wants me to lie and tell people I paid
Speaker 1: full price.
Speaker 3: What do you mean he wants He wants people to
Speaker 3: think that you can afford that.
Speaker 1: Here is a run in I had in La. Oh Man,
Speaker 1: the Blanciagas. Look at your girl. I'm like, yeah, thanks man.
Speaker 1: You won't believe seventy percent off elbows me. Just tell
Speaker 1: him you paid full price. You don't want people thinking
Speaker 1: you can't afford them.
Speaker 3: No, I do.
Speaker 1: I want to be relatable, of course you do.
Speaker 3: If you said to me, ah, you wouldn't believe how
Speaker 3: much these cost me, and then their sentence ended there,
Speaker 3: I would think cockh ed.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, Look at us finally connecting on an issue.
Speaker 3: Beautiful.
Speaker 1: Jenne's got the conversion right now after you.
Speaker 4: Six hundred and fifty eight dollars and forty one cent.
Speaker 1: Oh that's the final price.
Speaker 3: Thanks, okay, yeah, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Tom Kotrowski his name of the beard he needs to shave.
Speaker 1: I know it was like you got lost on a
Speaker 1: ship for a month and then just came back. I'll
Speaker 1: still do the reports you need. You need a high
Speaker 1: right and rest.
Speaker 3: I think you don't like bragging about your bargain.
Speaker 1: No, he does.
Speaker 3: No one under this sun things that he can afford
Speaker 3: full prices like fancy brand shit.
Speaker 1: Exactly. I can't afford that can be nearly afford ober
Speaker 1: Eats let alone fifteen hundred dollars shoes. They're very nice.
Speaker 3: I'm bragging about bargains that even at full price still
Speaker 3: wouldn't be a very big flex.
Speaker 1: Ha ha.
Speaker 3: I got these from Cotton on full price.
Speaker 1: Brother, I got these Gino short with a last sized
Speaker 1: ankle two for sixty. Stop acting like bitches and follow
Speaker 1: a couple of mitches.
Speaker 3: Please do? And you keep plugging it wrong. I listened
Speaker 3: to the show last week and you keep saying follow
Speaker 3: us a couple of mitches. There's no a.
Speaker 1: Oh the at symbol throws me. So it's at a
Speaker 1: couple of miches. Oh, I've been saying at a couple
Speaker 1: of mitches.
Speaker 3: You know we're gonna have to jump onto Twitter and
Speaker 3: Instagram and create a new account that actually is at
Speaker 3: a couple of mitches and then just make the only
Speaker 3: tweet wrong account fuckers, follow us at couple of mitches,
Speaker 3: because if you keep plugging it wrong, people are going
Speaker 3: to be myth less.
Speaker 1: Sorry, you're the social media guind is here for the
Speaker 1: buttons now, Jesus Jennet, you've got to warn us. Go again, Jenna, Hello,
Speaker 1: that's better.
Speaker 3: There we go three anyway, follow us a couple of
Speaker 3: Mitch's Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, the whole lot.
Speaker 1: Please do right now, launching a brand new segment. Very
Speaker 1: excited about this, Mitch. You haven't heard the audio, so
Speaker 1: let's wrong.
Speaker 3: Come on, baby, you know you got a huse.
Speaker 1: You got exactly.
Speaker 3: We are new to this podcasting game together. Because we
Speaker 3: don't like bragging about ourselves. We have to come up
Speaker 3: with elaborate and very creative ways of getting our name
Speaker 3: out there.
Speaker 1: And once again on me.
Speaker 3: You've got a platform of your own. You've got your
Speaker 3: radio show at night.
Speaker 1: Yes, midnight, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: It's not just the podcasts on actual radio, which is
Speaker 3: why you keep talking like an energetic bastard all the time,
Speaker 3: trying to do that.
Speaker 1: You've heard me I talk like that. I went to
Speaker 1: a funeral, to the eulogy, and I forward announced the
Speaker 1: bloody cremation. Come out to the next fifteen, Uncle, Greg playstings.
Speaker 1: I did. This is awful.
Speaker 3: You've got these themes on the way, A little look
Speaker 3: of amazing.
Speaker 1: Grace coming out of the next twenty fingers sandwiches in
Speaker 1: the next thirty minutes.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I thought you've got a radio show. Yes, I'm
Speaker 3: not your co host there, but I'm going to try
Speaker 3: my best to infiltrate it anyway. Yes, so you came
Speaker 3: into the office of a night when you do your show.
Speaker 3: What did you find?
Speaker 1: Well, I walk into the studio and I see a
Speaker 1: piece of paper, Yes, on the desk. There's also a
Speaker 1: lot of crumbs from my food. But I move that
Speaker 1: shuffl thos aside, and I see a piece of paper
Speaker 1: and all they have are a few key phrases.
Speaker 3: Yes. So I've given you a list of things to
Speaker 3: try and slip into any interviews you do, because you
Speaker 3: do a handful. You made them occasionally.
Speaker 1: No, I probably do four a week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you do the most nice You do interviews with
Speaker 3: you know, musicians, Yeah, of the artisans stuff. And so
Speaker 3: I just put it on your desk and I said,
Speaker 3: whatever interview you're doing, you've got to plug.
Speaker 1: God. I did a little mix the week before because
Speaker 1: imagine that they would have just been absolutely thrown.
Speaker 3: They would have been like you what, well sco didn't
Speaker 3: make them fun of me being fat?
Speaker 1: No, I'm not, Jesse. You love the documentary This Night
Speaker 1: just happened to be Australia's Sweetheart Dami.
Speaker 3: Him Oh my god, She's not who I thought Australia's
Speaker 3: Sweetheart was. Oh my god. He interviewed Magnet the Pancake,
Speaker 3: No dmim and she sweetheart beautiful, she.
Speaker 1: Won X Factor. She was them.
Speaker 3: She had Retrovision Eurovision.
Speaker 1: I don't know was she?
Speaker 3: She could have been at Retrovision and you know those
Speaker 3: X factors are there quickly.
Speaker 1: Jbhi fi home.
Speaker 3: So she read Eurovision. She was on Eurovision.
Speaker 1: Next practice, it's also on my show. And I get
Speaker 1: in and I go, all right, I've got to do
Speaker 1: my interview with Damie Him did man, I'm so nervous.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna piss off the Damie army. But what can
Speaker 1: you do? This is just the way the cookie crumbles?
Speaker 1: So why don't you why don't we do like like
Speaker 1: it's you're my teacher checking off my homework.
Speaker 3: Have you still got the bit of paper?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I've written notes on it. There's probably tears
Speaker 1: from me. So with my red pen, I'm gonna market
Speaker 1: and one pick for correct, two ticks.
Speaker 3: Okay, so yeah cool. The list has had a couple
Speaker 3: of subtle things like is it just me? Weave that
Speaker 3: into a sentence the words podcast and subscribe. So you
Speaker 3: did it?
Speaker 1: I did?
Speaker 7: I do love CA pop and like I got into
Speaker 7: my singing because of listening to K pop artists.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. I mean, is it just me? Or is
Speaker 1: everyone you talk to now a K pop fan? Do
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? I feel like there's been
Speaker 1: this explosion of people just you know, loving kop.
Speaker 7: I know, it's really weird. And it's not just subscribe
Speaker 7: people all Asian people. It's like people of all different ethnicities,
Speaker 7: and you're just like, well, how did this happen?
Speaker 1: Like the podcast? I was researching you. You're not doing
Speaker 1: a podcast, are you?
Speaker 7: No? I think you've got to have a special kind
Speaker 7: of talent, like you just gotta love talking, Like do
Speaker 7: you love talking?
Speaker 1: Love talking? Yeah? Love it? Yeah? If if you haven't
Speaker 1: picked up on that.
Speaker 3: Yet, oh my gosh, podcast, Okay, look I did going
Speaker 3: to pop out my KILOMETRICO. We're going to mark this.
Speaker 3: I did. I should have specified in the rubric that
Speaker 3: I expected you to be a little bit more subtle.
Speaker 3: She was just talking. You went to subscribe. It's not
Speaker 3: subtle at all.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: The podcast was a complete apropos of nothing podcast. Would
Speaker 3: you ever do one? But you know?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Less you you did it. You got the job, You
Speaker 3: got the job done. But you did There was one
Speaker 3: very important one on this list that you didn't include.
Speaker 1: What was that?
Speaker 3: I wanted you to say that you know a mitch
Speaker 3: much better than you.
Speaker 1: Oh, no, I did. I did that. You did that
Speaker 1: as well in a randomout way here it is old.
Speaker 1: People know Damim like you said your household name, So
Speaker 1: there's no other Damim unless you know someone else with
Speaker 1: your name Damm. Do you know anyone else?
Speaker 7: Yeah? I don't know anyone.
Speaker 1: I know. I know many more better mitches than me.
Speaker 1: One comes. She was so awkwards.
Speaker 3: The last name would have been nice, just quietly.
Speaker 1: I couldn't have done that.
Speaker 3: She was so done with your ship. When you asked
Speaker 3: the I know, she's like, you can hear it in
Speaker 3: a voice. She's like, that's a dumb fucking you know.
Speaker 1: It's like asking hitler. You don't have other Hitlers.
Speaker 3: He's like, no, you again, I want to hear she
Speaker 3: sounds better.
Speaker 1: Like you said your household name, So there's no other
Speaker 1: Damim unless you know someone else with your name, dam
Speaker 1: Do you know anyone else?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: She's like, no, you're that's fine.
Speaker 1: I'm just taking off ticking off questions. So what's the
Speaker 1: next one.
Speaker 3: I wasn't sure how much you were willing to embarrass yourself,
Speaker 3: so I put plenty on this list, and they did
Speaker 3: get more extreme as we went on. One of them
Speaker 3: was coughing. I salutes to coughing Fit Chicken, a new
Speaker 3: segment of ours that we launched last week. In episode one,
Speaker 3: you coughed down the line to Ben Forden for two
Speaker 3: minutes and six seconds.
Speaker 1: A record. I'll have you know.
Speaker 3: There was no time pressure on this one. Please tell
Speaker 3: me you cough at Darmim.
Speaker 1: This is one of the most embarrassing moments of my
Speaker 1: professional but I coughed in front of DARMI.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, of course, I've got astral Australian Tour,
Speaker 7: the Dreamer Tour I'm on at the moment. Not many
Speaker 7: seats left to that, but be quick.
Speaker 1: Me dot com for slash Tour and they're all there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, great,
Speaker 1: oh damn, oh god, sorry, goodness me, goodness. It's not
Speaker 1: like a parish leader. It's goodness me, goodness me, good everyone.
Speaker 3: Oh that's awful.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: She tried to play it off like it was nothing,
Speaker 3: but she goes, god, that's unprofessional.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did it again twice.
Speaker 3: Can I just say I didn't think.
Speaker 1: It was enough.
Speaker 3: I've learned a lesson today, producer, Jenna. Don't underestimate him.
Speaker 3: I didn't have my hopes very high, but I didn't
Speaker 3: even expect one. Cop you've done another one.
Speaker 1: This one was much better.
Speaker 3: Go and hit it. Don't just keep me in suspended.
Speaker 1: Sorry it is. It's like a YouTuber like comment subscribe, right?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? He's crying underwater? Just one of
Speaker 1: the best songs of your career. It's huge, it's incredible.
Speaker 1: We're gonna jump into it now. Thank you? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: not again, careful. That was like a hot pot. I
Speaker 1: just chucked it. All the ones in at the end,
Speaker 1: seafood and metally vigeons. That's awful thinking.
Speaker 3: This guy's fucked like. I'm not gonna put words in
Speaker 3: her beautiful mouth, but she was just like, this is
Speaker 3: so strange.
Speaker 1: I will say that interview go for that went for
Speaker 1: about fifteen twenty minutes. Oh okay, how's a long one. Okay,
Speaker 1: so it didn't take up heats.
Speaker 3: Of the interview because I yeah, I just thought he'd
Speaker 3: do like like I thought you were going to work
Speaker 3: on this list gradually. Oh, Jenna, we're gonna have to
Speaker 3: come up with some new things. Yeah, what interviews have
Speaker 3: you got coming up?
Speaker 1: Who do I have coming up? I've got Montaigne, that's exciting.
Speaker 1: Roger Dale, he DJ Danny Minoak's coming on the show. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing Danny Migue.
Speaker 2: We're doing Danny Minogue.
Speaker 3: What can he say to Danny Minogue.
Speaker 4: We'll work on it.
Speaker 3: I want you to say just the word fat.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, we'll work.
Speaker 3: Can you use fat as like like a reaction, you know,
Speaker 3: somebody go oh yeah, great, got oh fat. You make
Speaker 3: it sound like it's apositis.
Speaker 1: I was having lunch with Kylie the other day in France.
Speaker 1: Ah fat, oh fat, it's so fat. That's awful. I
Speaker 1: have to say. Dummian's Crying Underwater is out now, please
Speaker 1: stream it? Great Ozzie artist, I have to give that plugin.
Speaker 1: I've always the poor thing.
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Speaker 3: Make sure you leave a you can't think of anything
Speaker 3: nice to say, Just.
Speaker 6: Hit five stars and tell them what color socks you wearing?
Speaker 1: Did you just look down at your feet? What a
Speaker 1: dopey piece of shit I have to say next time,
Speaker 1: I'm embarrassing you. Two weeks in a row. You've made
Speaker 1: me look like a fool. Not happening.
Speaker 3: See you make it sound like it's so unfair. But
Speaker 3: also you haven't given me any dare to reject.
Speaker 1: We have to just give.
Speaker 3: I just throw them at you, and you just do
Speaker 3: with your bloody well told if you're a good boy,
Speaker 3: I'm a people, please, that's what I am. Goodness me,
Speaker 3: I have to say, stop saying goodness me. I feel Christian,
Speaker 3: which is nothing wrong with that. You say it all
Speaker 3: the time. Have you not noticed it?
Speaker 1: I actually say goodness me a lot. Yeah, goodness.
Speaker 3: You can tell you were raised in the city whereas
Speaker 3: I go. Fucking hell, Jesus, that's dry, fuck me sideways, Jesus.
Speaker 3: Have I said that to dummim? This is why I'm
Speaker 3: not on radio.
Speaker 1: Oh God, all right, we got one more segment to do.
Speaker 3: Yes, we do, and I'm very excited about this one.
Speaker 3: We're going to see how big your head is. Producer Jenne,
Speaker 3: we need you for this one. In you come, it's
Speaker 3: time for Witch Mitch. Okay, coming, goodness, man TikTok?
Speaker 1: Bitch? Why does she walk? She's just healed a broken tibia.
Speaker 1: She's always very ill on it.
Speaker 3: Phe were alone. I feel like we bully produce the
Speaker 3: Jena too much.
Speaker 1: Put your headphones on, your MIC's on.
Speaker 3: So we need you for this Witch Mitch. Because you've
Speaker 3: gone around the office and you've asked a bunch of
Speaker 3: people to give compliments and they have not specified which
Speaker 3: Mitch they are talking about. I don't imagine would have
Speaker 3: been a hard task asking them to come up with compliments.
Speaker 1: Also, I have to say we are quite well known
Speaker 1: around the office. I've been here four years, you've been here?
Speaker 1: How many?
Speaker 3: God? Two?
Speaker 1: Yes, I think the only two Mitches that we have
Speaker 1: a third, but he's gone. Who's the third side, the
Speaker 1: third Mitch who now goes by a new name.
Speaker 3: That dog now works it nov Yes.
Speaker 1: Ween the competition, Well, he's gone, So we are the
Speaker 1: only two Mitches. So it has to be one or
Speaker 1: the other.
Speaker 3: All right, Hit, it's with the first which Mitch Okay,
Speaker 3: here we go.
Speaker 1: Mitch is really good at doing impressions. Oh no, I
Speaker 1: mean that really could be could be either of us.
Speaker 3: Who is that an impression?
Speaker 1: Off Trek?
Speaker 3: That was not a very good trick. Okay, with about me,
Speaker 3: I'm going to say it.
Speaker 1: I can do. I can do some impressions. I do
Speaker 1: an impression. It's good. Okay, Gary Vee you know Gary V?
Speaker 1: That inspiration.
Speaker 3: Oh he's like a motivational speaker. Yeah, I'm going to
Speaker 3: win third grab of Gary V.
Speaker 1: Now, I under still why people think like it's one
Speaker 1: way or the other. That's just life is gray. It's
Speaker 1: easy to make a decision with all these choices and information.
Speaker 1: Pick one.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, thank you.
Speaker 3: He's mad at the person asking for advice for not
Speaker 3: already knowing the answer to that question.
Speaker 1: He's like, where can we get No, It's like, okay,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. The problem is with you. The problems
Speaker 1: is okay, and it's not drag to either.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll give you a question. You give a question, okay, Gary,
Speaker 3: Should I be using TikTok it's confidence?
Speaker 1: Your problem is confidence, kids, Okay. The problem is that
Speaker 1: our generation they want everything one one one one for
Speaker 1: me and the tak what's you're gonna get? Mad kid?
Speaker 1: You're gonna get it because you want so much you
Speaker 1: expect next question. So who is it, Jenny that.
Speaker 3: Could apply to you?
Speaker 1: Do you have an impression you do?
Speaker 3: Oh god, nothing strings to mind. But it has always
Speaker 3: been something I felt that I've been told that I'm
Speaker 3: quite good at you. I did a Michelle Bridges last week.
Speaker 1: You did and that was I actually said that that
Speaker 1: was a good Michelle. Yes, you do a good Ida Butchers,
Speaker 1: come on, head of clear now she runs ABC the
Speaker 1: chair with the chairwoman. She is.
Speaker 3: Indeed, let's hear iter I Mie Buter from Olphire with Australia.
Speaker 3: The key to quoting early on that to Manshaw is
Speaker 3: early detection. Head to ALPHI with the Thralia DOTG daughter,
Speaker 3: are you for your free dements to the kids?
Speaker 1: Now? Hod on she does this. She did a segment
Speaker 1: on Studio ten You're on new workplace called ask Items.
Speaker 1: So let's just mimic that ready.
Speaker 3: Oh so people would send her in questions and because
Speaker 3: she's this media r com with all this wisdom, she
Speaker 3: would give them.
Speaker 5: So.
Speaker 1: Jess Harris Jeff Harris, the one married to Oviden Quirki
Speaker 1: dresses you know it? Question coming in from Michaela. Michaela
Speaker 1: wants to know her boyfriend's been cheating on her and
Speaker 1: she knows about it. How does she approach him about it?
Speaker 3: All Michaela and I were to the jet that you
Speaker 3: attend to your local library. Perhaps there are some research that
Speaker 3: you can do there. There might be some book than
Speaker 3: Rethouth that would be very helpful in that area. I
Speaker 3: perfonctly have never dealt with such a problem, but I
Speaker 3: would take an approach where I just say, hey, buddy,
Speaker 3: you've got something good going on here. You should character
Speaker 3: like his dad.
Speaker 1: That's good luck, that's phenomenal, that's such a good itea.
Speaker 3: Clearly I've been watching too much. Asker, all right, it
Speaker 3: has to be misay, which Mitch is that?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: I know who I'd choose, but we'll go on.
Speaker 3: Who would you choose, bitch in this instance?
Speaker 2: To you? Was it Mitchell Koom?
Speaker 1: But what did the staff say?
Speaker 3: The staff, however, oh, I thought that was me?
Speaker 5: Okay, unfortunately not the staff, however, have selected MITCHU There
Speaker 5: you go?
Speaker 1: Did they did they cite any any famous.
Speaker 3: You kicked them in the face for being incorrect.
Speaker 2: I would have loved to yes, but she didn't, but
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 3: Okay, So all right, one to you, all right, next one?
Speaker 3: Hang on a second. I'm trying to keep score here,
Speaker 3: but I'm not very good at math. So did I
Speaker 3: guess correctly?
Speaker 1: No? You guess yourself.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you're.
Speaker 1: Wrong and I'm right.
Speaker 3: No, No, no, you you guess that it was going
Speaker 3: to be me. You also got incorrect.
Speaker 2: Your final Your final vote was, oh I.
Speaker 1: Did change the last night. Yeah, right, because it was
Speaker 1: so good.
Speaker 3: Alright, here's with the next which Mitch. Mitch is just
Speaker 3: really naturally funny.
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't back myself last time, but.
Speaker 3: I think the answer is obvious quite frankly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll say at the same time, three two one
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say me, it probably you. To be honest,
Speaker 3: it probably is you.
Speaker 1: No, but you are naturally funny. And everyone in the
Speaker 1: office knows that about you.
Speaker 3: Thank you. No, I don't know if they do, but anyway.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna lock in you because I've had instances where
Speaker 1: I tell people I know you and work with you,
Speaker 1: and they go, God, he's so funny. So I and
Speaker 1: no one says that about me. They just go, oh, yes,
Speaker 1: he's on the radio. So I'm gonna lock in.
Speaker 3: Everyone does say you're funny, by the way, but anyway,
Speaker 3: well they usually say, which is something I can never claim.
Speaker 3: He's so nice. I've never had that set about me ever.
Speaker 1: Have you ever said that about me?
Speaker 3: No? Okay, So I'm locking in. It's about you.
Speaker 1: You looking in, I'm locking into. It has to be
Speaker 1: about you.
Speaker 3: We love complimenting each other, don't we do.
Speaker 2: If it was me, i'd pick neither. The office have
Speaker 2: voted four.
Speaker 3: You're that was not from the edge. I used to
Speaker 3: work with her. I recognized the voice, so I can
Speaker 3: I can understand why.
Speaker 1: The office haven't voted gener it's one split.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, you were not there. I saw them.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 3: See, the thing is that because I guess you. I
Speaker 3: didn't get a point because I was incorrect, But I
Speaker 3: guess I get the glory of being the one that
Speaker 3: was complimented. But you're fucking winning.
Speaker 1: How good? And I'm naturally funny? All right? Next one third? One?
Speaker 3: Next compliment And Mitch looks like he spends a lot
Speaker 3: of money on his clothes. He was already established that
Speaker 3: that's not.
Speaker 1: It was that person, by the way, that was Chris.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's the audio for Ducy that made a brilliant open.
Speaker 1: I was going to say, it sounds like you recorded
Speaker 1: that in the crash. They're so young?
Speaker 3: That played again. Ready, and Mitch looks like he spends
Speaker 3: a lot of money on his clothes. How many kids
Speaker 3: do you know in a craze that have a always
Speaker 3: that deep?
Speaker 2: He's the little one, he's very young.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I did his homework for him last week.
Speaker 1: I think. I mean, look, I do spend a lot
Speaker 1: of money on clothes. I have a like we said
Speaker 1: in this very episode.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like we've been over there. It can't be me.
Speaker 3: It can't be So I'm choosing you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bought a pair of shoes over a thousand bucks.
Speaker 1: It has to be me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to lock in cheery.
Speaker 5: I don't understand how you could do that, but yes,
Speaker 5: you are create It is cheery.
Speaker 1: That puts me on two points in you on one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's correct.
Speaker 1: We've got two more to go, so you can still win.
Speaker 1: Ready for number four.
Speaker 3: See, I'm torn between which is more of a win,
Speaker 3: the point or the compliment.
Speaker 1: I'm a lizard that I'm not naturally funny, because that's all.
Speaker 1: That's all I want to be described as. I think
Speaker 1: that was my tinder at one point. Fat but naturally funny.
Speaker 3: The next compliment, I love the way Mitch walks.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm I'm like a newborn giraffe were very
Speaker 1: wobbly on their legs.
Speaker 3: One time someone told me in primary school that when
Speaker 3: I walk, my fat ass looks like the Kamakazi you
Speaker 3: know the show ride. Oh yes, it's like violently shaped.
Speaker 1: And they go and you think it's done, and they
Speaker 1: go change the direction. That's you when you walk back
Speaker 1: from the bathroom, he's coming back.
Speaker 3: So I don't know. I don't have it. I don't
Speaker 3: have a lot about a lot of confidence when it
Speaker 3: comes to the way I walk. I'm actually a little
Speaker 3: bit self conscious about it. But then again, your walk
Speaker 3: is nothing special, so I'm thinking it's about me.
Speaker 1: Can I want to hear one more time?
Speaker 3: I love the way Mitch walk.
Speaker 1: I love the way Mitch walks.
Speaker 2: And think of the person who said.
Speaker 1: This, Yeah, I know I know her very well famous brother.
Speaker 3: She hang on that. Yeah, that was though we shared
Speaker 3: from WSFM. She did one of the earlier compliments as well,
Speaker 3: so thought surely she'd give us one each.
Speaker 1: Correct.
Speaker 3: The first one was about you.
Speaker 1: It's you. It's you because you have a sexual You
Speaker 1: have a walk about you that is promiscuous, you know,
Speaker 1: like like.
Speaker 3: Any Why did you just throw it in the word sexual?
Speaker 1: Why no, because it's more like an ad an alley cat.
Speaker 1: You know, it's just had its fancy faced and it's
Speaker 1: just sort of walls.
Speaker 3: And I have always wanted to be in combs. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's about me, isn't it.
Speaker 2: It's true.
Speaker 1: I'm on three, you're on two. So if you get
Speaker 1: this right, it's a draw. And we'll have to get
Speaker 1: someone from the office in life to compliment. And that's
Speaker 1: the only way we can do this. People here, So
Speaker 1: let's go to this. How I walk by the way
Speaker 1: like an alley cat? You do? Yeah, very delta.
Speaker 3: Good for me?
Speaker 1: All right, last one here we go. Mich has really
Speaker 1: great hair. See, we have very good hair for two
Speaker 1: of us.
Speaker 3: Very different from each other, though very different. Your hair
Speaker 3: pisses me off because it covers the camera lens that
Speaker 3: films me here in studio. Yeah, it's very boufont healthy
Speaker 3: Aura gets blocked by your hideous quiff. I'm gonna lock
Speaker 3: in me only because I recognize the voice that was
Speaker 3: Gordy one of the kiss announces it. It comes on
Speaker 3: after l Jackson, And every time I wear my hairt
Speaker 3: he goes, God that suits you? Got like he compliments
Speaker 3: my long hair, so I know that that's not something
Speaker 3: he's keeping a secret.
Speaker 1: But he also is literally one of my best friends.
Speaker 1: He taught me everything I know in the radio.
Speaker 3: Well, well, then shouldn't he be inclined to roast you?
Speaker 3: He wouldn't be complimenting you genuinely, No, but.
Speaker 1: I think he would because I know his headlines receiding,
Speaker 1: so I know he's jealous of my airlines. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: lock in me. I'm gonna loock in me. I think
Speaker 1: he's talking about me.
Speaker 3: There's that big head of yours playing up again.
Speaker 1: Oh I have good hair.
Speaker 3: I think it's me personally, not that my hair's a
Speaker 3: bit hitting me. Some people hate it, some people like it.
Speaker 3: Gordy happens to be someone who likes it. So I'm
Speaker 3: locking in me.
Speaker 1: I'm locking in Chury myself. Jenna deal breaker.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, I actually asked my mum for her opinion
Speaker 5: as well.
Speaker 1: Jenna know this isn't in the rules.
Speaker 2: It is now I made this game, so yes it is,
Speaker 2: and her selection was.
Speaker 3: Coombs. I won't celebrate too early, but it means the world. No,
Speaker 3: let's thank you very much.
Speaker 1: What's your um?
Speaker 3: Same again?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Me and your mum have a connection and
Speaker 1: I now hate her.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you should be anyway. The actual answer to
Speaker 3: the question, which Mitch, which Mitch was a complimenting Gordie
Speaker 3: has said, you're not Gretel Colleen Jenner this is my
Speaker 3: time to go. The winner of Australian Idol is all right,
Speaker 3: let's a fucking around Jenna which.
Speaker 1: Miss this is for the wind Jennerberg doesn't fun.
Speaker 3: If she throws to a head break, I'll be furious.
Speaker 1: Because you're hot and your which means hurry.
Speaker 2: Up, Elena is.
Speaker 1: Mitchells ah, but you know what you have the comp?
Speaker 1: You want the comp. We're tired. We're on yeah three
Speaker 1: or oh.
Speaker 3: Right, because you want to bring some Jenna, this is
Speaker 3: your game. Are we allowed to bring someone in? Yes,
Speaker 3: there's not many left in the office.
Speaker 1: There's only crying Bradley oh Brand.
Speaker 3: Our voiceover guy.
Speaker 1: He voiceovers.
Speaker 3: He just sits around all day waiting for us to
Speaker 3: give him a screwer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll know Brad from the Is it just meat
Speaker 1: and do it? Here? This is Brad?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 1: Just run around and grab him, Jenna, run and grab him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we have to get him in.
Speaker 3: All right, Jenna, fetch him. So I know for a
Speaker 3: fact that Brad can't stand you. The compliment is going
Speaker 3: to be about me.
Speaker 1: I will have you know that I am Brad's Protoghee
Speaker 1: do you think of it? I am. He's told me
Speaker 1: that multiple times. Hello, Bradley, just take a seat in
Speaker 1: this chair here very quickly.
Speaker 3: You don't have to speak in your voiceover voice this
Speaker 3: whole time. It's all good. What So we're doing a
Speaker 3: game called witch Mitch. Jenna's gotten a bunch of people
Speaker 3: to compliment either one of us. We have to guess
Speaker 3: which compliment it was for, whether it was for me
Speaker 3: or him. We are currently tied, so we need an
Speaker 3: impromptu Mitch is really but never specify which one of
Speaker 3: us your compliment.
Speaker 1: But you have to have one in mind. M just
Speaker 1: any compliment, but it has to relate to one one
Speaker 1: specific managm hmm. This could go a variety of what
Speaker 1: I could alright, is great dress? Sense all.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, quite clearly, I've already posted on our Instagram
Speaker 3: that hideous baf Matt looking thing that you wear that
Speaker 3: makes you look like fucking blinky Bill, So it can't
Speaker 3: be you.
Speaker 1: Designer.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, are you kidding?
Speaker 1: You're the poster boy for cotton On, so I definitely
Speaker 1: think that he's referring to myself.
Speaker 3: I got this shirt from the ladies section at Big Dub,
Speaker 3: so it's clearly about mate.
Speaker 1: Moving on. I think it's myself. You think it's you, Brad.
Speaker 3: I honestly you think it's you.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's Mitch Combs.
Speaker 3: Ah. That means you wonder you got to getting it right? Yes,
Speaker 3: thank you, thank you for the compliments.
Speaker 1: I agree you do. I get to explain because of that.
Speaker 1: You know that life preserver thing that you wear, Oh
Speaker 1: I should have not.
Speaker 3: It's the life preserver thing.
Speaker 1: It's just a bright orange jacket, like a puffer thing
Speaker 1: if you were drowning.
Speaker 3: Like you're one of the women and children that got
Speaker 3: off the Titanic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very close to Concordia the last ten minutes.
Speaker 1: The ship that's and the blinky Bill thing that Mitchell out. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you thank you so much. Brain, Thanks appreciate, Thank you,
Speaker 1: Bradley Worries.
Speaker 3: So it's not that I have good dress sense, it's
Speaker 3: just that yours is especially bad.
Speaker 1: I feel very insecure now. I thought I was beloved
Speaker 1: by the office. I really need to rethink reevaluate my career. Joys.
Speaker 3: So there were best of them. Didn't know who you were,
Speaker 3: so you one because you got the most amount of guesses, right,
Speaker 3: But who got the most amount of compliments?
Speaker 1: The winner?
Speaker 3: Mitchell? Oh, there we go. So not only did I
Speaker 3: get three out of five compliments, but Brad gave me
Speaker 3: an extra.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: People just can't think of nice things to say about you.
Speaker 3: Can they direct their brains? That's dig deep.
Speaker 2: The ones who knew who you.
Speaker 1: Were, they all know who I am. Jenna.
Speaker 3: Maybe we should say something nice about Mitch to make
Speaker 3: him feel better, Jenna, give you give him a compliment.
Speaker 1: Jenna, You've got like Annabelle and not the girl that
Speaker 1: works in marketing, the doll who's.
Speaker 2: Annabel I don't know who annabel is, but she didn't
Speaker 2: know who you were.
Speaker 5: So.
Speaker 3: We didn't get her on more often. If she's going
Speaker 3: to roast you.
Speaker 1: That's not fair. Why I am always the one either
Speaker 1: coughing in celebrities faces or being roasted on this show.
Speaker 3: No, I wasn't kidding. We should say something nice about him.
Speaker 3: Go on, Jenna, Yeah, we should. You go first so
Speaker 3: I can have time to think.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking right now, Jenna. I know for a fact
Speaker 1: that you and I get along like a house on fire.
Speaker 3: I've got one Mitch, get rid of the music. You've
Speaker 3: got a real gift for making people feel comfortable instantly.
Speaker 1: That's right, sense a lot.
Speaker 3: Well, it's true. I've got severe social anxiety. And when
Speaker 3: I met you in the elevator here, never seen you
Speaker 3: before in my life, and there was no anxiety at all.
Speaker 3: You're just like, oh hey, And it was this instant
Speaker 3: like we were discomfortable and that never happens.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's very nice thing happened here, Jenna.
Speaker 3: Jenna's still terrified of you.
Speaker 1: Jenna looks at me like some sort of albino crocodile. Yeah, Jenna,
Speaker 1: can you not think of one nice thing to say
Speaker 1: about me?
Speaker 2: You're a good driver.
Speaker 1: I'm actually not and you know that.
Speaker 2: No, and you are. Your car is nice.
Speaker 3: This is chumming from an unlicensed woman. So her opinion
Speaker 3: means nothing.
Speaker 1: Hurry, give me one genuine one.
Speaker 3: Well that's about all we've got time for here on
Speaker 3: either just me, thanks for joining. It's good week too.
Speaker 1: Taste in food, that's because I'm fat, Jenna, That's cause
Speaker 1: I'm fat.
Speaker 3: He would never eat anything that tastes bad.
Speaker 1: This is awful.
Speaker 2: I liked how you ate myloaf from the tin because
Speaker 2: I enjoyed.
Speaker 3: You hate that.
Speaker 1: That was nice. I had at least three tablespoons, sir.
Speaker 3: Well away. Look, it's been like, we need to get
Speaker 3: out of here.
Speaker 1: We're back next week. No one not really anything booked?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 3: Oh god, I can't remember. We're playing for next Jenne?
Speaker 3: Do we have anything we sure do?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: Jenna's junk?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Jenna's junk. I'm not sure if that's something
Speaker 3: that is worth trying to like forward announce and hook
Speaker 3: people in to listen to next week because Jennet junk
Speaker 3: is literally all our shit intesch you.
Speaker 1: Started, Jenna, he started using I gyms.
Speaker 3: I've coined a term, fools seldom differ.
Speaker 1: You have to have a catchphrase. Gim's perfect. We'll get
Speaker 1: a trending hashtag itjem hashtag at a couple of minutes.
Speaker 3: I've heard you say that so many times. By the way,
Speaker 3: we'll get that trending, just so you know, it's actually
Speaker 3: not hard to get something trending. Oh really, okay, I've
Speaker 3: been trending before. I've got I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: What did you have lunch with?
Speaker 3: No? Bog and Gate was trending on Twitter and face. No,
Speaker 3: I just made a dope fucking video.
Speaker 1: Ja, that's also a cow die.
Speaker 3: I'm glad you find yourself funny. Anyway, Jenna's junk. So
Speaker 3: as people know, we do not tell each other what
Speaker 3: our is. It just me is going to be every
Speaker 3: week we run them through her. She's our filter. I
Speaker 3: thought that she was going to be really encouraging and go, yeah, great,
Speaker 3: good one, and all she was going to do was
Speaker 3: basically make sure that we don't have the same one. No,
Speaker 3: she's savage. There's been many an idjem that she's just
Speaker 3: been like, absolutely not. She's terrible to I've.
Speaker 1: Had more nose than Yes. It is from Jenna, And
Speaker 1: I said sometimes I think of them and I text
Speaker 1: them to her and she just sends back no. Once
Speaker 1: she you know, he can react to a message and
Speaker 1: iPhone she just thumbs down one.
Speaker 3: This is rude. She's so sad. I know, she's like
Speaker 3: a smiling assassin.
Speaker 1: Well she she really oh god, she really is anyway.
Speaker 3: But it's like Jenne's the sweetest person in the world,
Speaker 3: but she's fully capable of murder. That's all there you are.
Speaker 3: And so next we're going to going to be rummaging
Speaker 3: through Jenna's junk, rummaging through ted bundies.
Speaker 1: Chack, let's get it, trendy's let's end up, let's stop it,
Speaker 1: it's not funny. Let's end the show.
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Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: Too much dry Milo, I know I love that shit.
Speaker 1: Oh we can swear now, shit, I.
Speaker 3: Would swear it a whole time. What do you mean
Speaker 3: we can swear now?
Speaker 1: I'm used to.
Speaker 3: I said fuck within the first twenty seconds of the podcast,
Speaker 3: and I was like Actually, there's nothing wrong.
Speaker 1: With that, is there. You can swear, you can swear
Speaker 1: your mouth off.
Speaker 3: If anyone's listening to the show for the first time,
Speaker 3: this is our secret segment.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sorry, we didn't even We didn't even.
Speaker 3: Called add beef because Mitch and I both have an
Speaker 3: inability to focus.
Speaker 1: I haven't been described described. Maybe there you go. I
Speaker 1: haven't been diagnosed yet.
Speaker 3: No, you don't actually have add I do. I've got
Speaker 3: the dexamphetamines for it. You do not, which is why
Speaker 3: it's really hard to rain you in. So if you
Speaker 3: give us an open mic and the permission to be
Speaker 3: structure free, it could be messy. Yeah, we the show
Speaker 3: is actually a show. It's planned, it's structured, but even
Speaker 3: though it is kind of a loose anyway. Well, and
Speaker 3: so the rule of listening to Ady D. Brief is
Speaker 3: that you do not formulate an opinion based on this,
Speaker 3: because if you're here, it's your fucking fault. We didn't
Speaker 3: ask you to be here. In fact, leaf I shall
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Speaker 2: I'd prefer if they did.
Speaker 1: People tweeting live.
Speaker 3: I hate it when you do this.
Speaker 1: Love the show or someone sent us an audio message
Speaker 1: which is so nice, and they said it's it's catered
Speaker 1: towards Mitch Churry. That's very nice that to me. Let's
Speaker 1: have a listen to what they said.
Speaker 3: Mitch is just really naturally funny.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not. I'm really upset.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Welcome to Ady d Beef. It's our secret segment.
Speaker 3: Don't tell anyone if someone says, what's the podcast like
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Speaker 3: Yeah, five scars based on I mean, if if this
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Speaker 3: this show you were talking about?
Speaker 1: Bogan Gates trending? Oh god, the local member who's also
Speaker 1: a pig has just passed. Oh and they're eating him.
Speaker 1: Oh goodness, he's on the spit. They've re elected a budge.
Speaker 3: When did you decide that bog Gate is run by animals?
Speaker 1: Because I don't know I just it would be funny.
Speaker 3: To realize you've never made these before.
Speaker 1: But I'm I'm here for it's so stupid.
Speaker 3: Okay, so add brief welcome.
Speaker 1: Sorry, that's audio from bogan Gate. They've shot and killed
Speaker 1: the new mayor. He was a Shetland. He's been killed
Speaker 1: and they've re elected someone. Who do we have? Who
Speaker 1: it is? I was a human this time. Her name's
Speaker 1: Margaret Smith. She's been killed. Apparently they've elected a Labrador.
Speaker 1: There we go. That's nice. Sorry that was she wasn't
Speaker 1: the Twitter sound effect? They just killed? There's deputy mayor
Speaker 1: who was a Finch.
Speaker 3: So oh god, trending, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Needs to be well a bit of fine and Jenner,
Speaker 1: I think you are clinically insane.
Speaker 3: I agree with you there, so there we go.
Speaker 1: So finally thinks I actually agree with you.
Speaker 2: You didn't have to use that, but yes, oh guys.
Speaker 3: This has a bit clinical.
Speaker 1: What are we all? What are we all? What are
Speaker 1: we all doing this week?
Speaker 2: What are all our mental illnesses? Let's go, Oh, I've.
Speaker 1: Got a brain condition.
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's a mental illness, but go on,
Speaker 3: ironic illness.
Speaker 1: Oh my brain is falling out of my skull and
Speaker 1: my brain is being crushed by my buy my spinal cord.
Speaker 3: Which makes it very difficult for me because the cause
Speaker 3: of memory loss. And I'm not allowed to be a
Speaker 3: cranky bitch when he forgets things.
Speaker 1: It gives me short term And the other day I
Speaker 1: drunk three coffees because I forgot that I had one.
Speaker 1: That's not true, that's not true. I just forgot that
Speaker 1: I was telling the truth. That's not a lie. My
Speaker 1: heart was raising. I'm like, what the hell? And I
Speaker 1: had a flashback like that so rave and I was
Speaker 1: like in the Cory in the House movie, Disney movie,
Speaker 1: I'm like, should I have two coffees? Back to present day?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: Is there a name for this condition?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's called I'll love this. By the way, I'm
Speaker 1: a a group page called it's called Kari malformation, and
Speaker 1: I'm on a face h I ar malformation. It gives
Speaker 1: severe migraines. It gets the VA migraine severe.
Speaker 3: How often I've never heard you complain about that?
Speaker 1: Probably, like maybe I get a really bad one a fortnite.
Speaker 1: But I have a headache every day when I wake up.
Speaker 3: God, by coincidence, I am a headache every day when
Speaker 3: I wake up.
Speaker 1: You're not wrong.
Speaker 3: So Kiari malformation apparently causes difficulties swallowing. I don't think
Speaker 3: you have any problems with that. It's absolutely no difficulty
Speaker 3: in food getting from A to B.
Speaker 1: And you're wrong. It does, actually though, it does because
Speaker 1: it puts pressure on the brain and the brain stem
Speaker 1: and the spinal cord, so it throws off my heart,
Speaker 1: my hearing, my eye. It's not a problem, like, I'm
Speaker 1: actually fine, but it just I just I just I'm
Speaker 1: actually very asymptomatic, which is good. I just get severe headaches.
Speaker 3: What's asymptomatic?
Speaker 1: Asymatic means you don't get the symptoms that the illness causes.
Speaker 1: You don't get all of them. So someone who's asymptomatic
Speaker 1: of you know, MS means the habit, they don't you
Speaker 1: Type one or two one. Type two means you're born
Speaker 1: with it. Type two is I don't really know. I
Speaker 1: don't like to think about it.
Speaker 3: Push you in front of a moving vehicle, yes, very
Speaker 3: very much that.
Speaker 1: But I'm fine, but it is good. Hashtag currio moufmation.
Speaker 1: Go and google it and get some exposure out there.
Speaker 1: And guys, let's get it trending like cur malformation.
Speaker 3: You know, are we going on talking about our chronic condition?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think so. The librador's being killed, that's absolutely
Speaker 1: it actually wasn't there. They missed and they just got
Speaker 1: it out of it. Yeah, someone's been elected.
Speaker 3: And have a guess why is the tweet found effect
Speaker 3: the notification for someone.
Speaker 1: Being elected, Because that's someone tweeting at us, letting us
Speaker 1: break it's on the tray.
Speaker 3: Can we hear the gunshot from bogen Gate? But they
Speaker 3: can't just tell its verbally.
Speaker 1: Because they're sending audio messages.
Speaker 3: I was reading and you're Kiari. Sounds like the name
Speaker 3: of the fucking what was Simbra Nala's daughter's name, and
Speaker 3: like Yara Kiara Kiari. Yeah, anyway, it's not it's a
Speaker 3: it's a very It says here that you have very
Speaker 3: poor hands coordination.
Speaker 1: Yes, I dropped things all the time.
Speaker 3: Oh is that what that means? And also speech problems.
Speaker 3: But I would have thought that that paneling and talking
Speaker 3: on radio comes into both. So you don't have the.
Speaker 1: Best panel operator. No, but I do have issues that
Speaker 1: flare up on bad my grand days. Right, if I
Speaker 1: oversleep or if I drink I try. I really don't drink.
Speaker 1: I genuinely don't drink much at all. It just it
Speaker 1: just throws me. Anyways, Christ this is this time next year,
Speaker 1: and Mitch is coming back now, welcome back.
Speaker 3: To the head is so now he's here, so high, Mitch.
Speaker 1: Hi.
Speaker 3: I can't believe that I've made so many jokes during
Speaker 3: that Witch Mitch segment about you having a big head,
Speaker 3: and now you're telling me that you have a swollen
Speaker 3: I'm actually.
Speaker 1: Fine about it, and I don't want to talk about
Speaker 1: this anymore.
Speaker 3: You brought it up.
Speaker 1: You brought it up. That's my memory. I don't remember
Speaker 1: who did, and hope that it sticks.
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Someone just sat on their fine, there was nothing in
Speaker 1: the textbloxy.
Speaker 3: Is there an Instagram sound effect? Umm?
Speaker 1: I can find one right there.
Speaker 3: That's what the damn not twenty twelve, but sure, that's
Speaker 3: what the instagram. Okay, well, all right, I'll deliver the
Speaker 3: news public.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, guys, you'll never guess I changed it up.
Speaker 1: Why did you do that?
Speaker 3: We just agreed on what we go again? Oh my god, guys,
Speaker 3: you will never guess what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Sorry? I thought that's what you wanted fuck go again.
Speaker 3: Guys, guess what.
Speaker 1: Did you surprised him? Why there are on here?
Speaker 3: Just play the one we agreed to. Okay, the phone
Speaker 3: sound effect. I wanted, No, I want to hear it
Speaker 3: as a preview.
Speaker 1: No, I promise no, No, this is a trust test.
Speaker 3: I don't trust you. I'll be the first two admitted No,
Speaker 3: I want to hear it. Jace Hawkins has followed a
Speaker 3: couple of minches on Instagram. That's exciting, as in why
Speaker 3: did you do it again?
Speaker 1: I didn't, I forgotten, forgot to play.
Speaker 2: It's because I put it on the Instagram story.
Speaker 3: Jason PJ very good radio show, Kith and Melbourne.
Speaker 1: One of the best, and he's they're both lovely, lovely people,
Speaker 1: and followed.
Speaker 3: Our Instagram what did you put it on your Instagram?
Speaker 2: Dinner boom range of what of a couple of Mitch's.
Speaker 3: Okay, didn't approve that, but sure I did.
Speaker 2: Because I'm producer.
Speaker 3: Seen your that is singing your producer. It doesn't just
Speaker 3: come with age. Yes you're ancient, but that doesn't mean
Speaker 3: you inherit this scenior position in a workplace, even though
Speaker 3: this isn't a week place. We are not paying you. Oh,
Speaker 3: Mitch forgott is broadcasting. What are you doing?
Speaker 1: I'm just messing Jas Hawkins saying wish Ald coughing fit chicken,
Speaker 1: Jason Hawkins.
Speaker 3: What we should Actually.
Speaker 1: This is, this is fine. It's a little precursor of
Speaker 1: the people who listen to this part.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, because you picked up your phone,
Speaker 3: I thought you're about to message him and say silly,
Speaker 3: do you reckon he heard episode one?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he probably did. Cocky, Oh that's Jas Hawkin's out.
Speaker 3: No, he didn't, so he just sweet, okay, so he
Speaker 3: won't know what it is.
Speaker 1: He won't listen. Yeah, are you do?
Speaker 3: You have his number?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I do.
Speaker 3: Why do you have Jason's number?
Speaker 1: Because he met he like mentors me. Oh okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: so he'll call me after a good show.
Speaker 3: He's a very nice person. The first time I met
Speaker 3: Jacey said to me, oh, good a mate. We've met before,
Speaker 3: haven't we? And I said no. So he's nice enough
Speaker 3: to pretend.
Speaker 1: That he probably thought you were me. I got a
Speaker 1: haircut the other day and remember on why would he
Speaker 1: think that?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I don't telling this story. Remember when you were on
Speaker 1: the edge ninety six point nine, The Dark days.
Speaker 3: You got the they weren't dark and author you've got
Speaker 3: the you got the numbers wrong.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 3: The edge ninety six one?
Speaker 1: I said, Mikey and Carmella, Mikey and Emma. Mikey and Emma,
Speaker 1: you were gay Midge, Yes, which is so creative, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Keep going? I liked it.
Speaker 1: I got a haircut done and someone was like the
Speaker 1: whole haircut. She's like, you're on radio. You're on radio,
Speaker 1: and I never specified kiss. I mean on kiss four years,
Speaker 1: Like yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. At the end of it,
Speaker 1: she's like, God, anyway, you got to tell that Mikey,
Speaker 1: I'm a big fan. I was like, I was still
Speaker 1: heavily in the closet at this time. It was padlocked,
Speaker 1: and I taste off balls. That's how deep I was.
Speaker 1: I was in the winter section.
Speaker 3: Now it just tastes regular balls now that it's out
Speaker 3: of the closet. I hated that. Joe, Sorry, it wasn't bad.
Speaker 1: It was funny anyway. And what do you mean She
Speaker 1: went on you're game mich from Mikey and Emma and
Speaker 1: then didn't pay for the haircut and ran out.
Speaker 3: So you're saying that this man that that mentors you.
Speaker 3: Jays could easily have mistaken me for you. He could
Speaker 3: have seen me approach him and go up to say hey,
Speaker 3: and go, oh, here's someone before me that has long
Speaker 3: brown hair. Because it's two years later and it has
Speaker 3: a beautiful slender figure. That must be Mitch Jury back.
Speaker 1: In the day. He might have because I've put on
Speaker 1: a bit of work.
Speaker 3: But yes, he was polite enough to be like, oh,
Speaker 3: we've met before.
Speaker 1: Well, I know, let's plan it off. It just came
Speaker 1: back up with.
Speaker 3: Me to get off the air.
Speaker 1: But right now, very exciting guys.
Speaker 3: Get a black.
Speaker 1: Bonny Anderson joins us, come on, in Bunny.
Speaker 3: What are you doing? Come on, no, turn this off?
Speaker 3: Why because we might allow to play kiss sound effects
Speaker 3: when this is in a kiss show.
Speaker 1: It's mine my stuff.
Speaker 3: Okay, well you can tell the judge it's mine your hony.
Speaker 3: Cut back off, dog Now, I'm not cutting it out,
Speaker 3: and we're saying going forward, don't do that again.
Speaker 1: We should wrape this out. If you're listening in bog
Speaker 1: and Gate, condolences to those deaths.
Speaker 3: This is exactly why I don't think people should listen
Speaker 3: once the show finishes. Why because I don't even know
Speaker 3: what just happened.
Speaker 1: I think it's the best part.
Speaker 3: It was a bit of a rollercoaster, wasn't it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we were talking about your swollen brain. You at no
Speaker 3: point asked us what our illnesses were, even though that
Speaker 3: was the arrangement, let's go around and talk about our illness.
Speaker 2: I was waiting.
Speaker 3: But and then all the while you're shooting the bogan
Speaker 3: Gate Parliament via sound effects, and then we're talking about
Speaker 3: good old Jace from Jason PJ.
Speaker 2: And you guys are acting like you know him personally
Speaker 2: so well.
Speaker 3: Jenna used to work for Jason PJ.
Speaker 1: Oh, Yeah, did you ever say anything about the two
Speaker 1: of us?
Speaker 2: He has no idea who you are?
Speaker 1: What did he actually say? No, no clue.
Speaker 3: You used to do Jason pj's social media, so you
Speaker 3: used to have to get up very early and deal
Speaker 3: with him at is a potential worst It's all all
Speaker 3: very vulnerable that time of morning. I get in at
Speaker 3: five thirty and I'm a different person.
Speaker 1: Yes, sir, I say, we get out of here.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I'm so sorry. We weren't talking about you anymore.
Speaker 1: No, that doesn't what I mean. But it's boring.
Speaker 2: Because Jace doesn't know you.
Speaker 1: You may also if you've gotten this far, I want
Speaker 1: you to tweet us and I want you to finish
Speaker 1: the sentence the new bug and Gate Mayo has been elected.
Speaker 1: It is, and you tweet that out hashtag.
Speaker 2: Hashtag Chenner's junk.
Speaker 3: You've just stolen. Not like cup of tea code word
Speaker 3: tactic thing I used to do.
Speaker 1: Fine, I've done it.
Speaker 3: It's fine.
Speaker 1: We'll bear back. We'll bear back.
Speaker 3: No, we were not. I can assure you of that.
Speaker 1: We'll be back next week. I've been mitted. You've been great.
Speaker 1: That's how I finished my night show. No wonder it's
Speaker 1: taking the ratings.
Speaker 3: Oh I thought you were saying you've been metting I've
Speaker 3: been great, because I would agree.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been mitted. You've been great, Jenna, you've been
Speaker 1: You've actually been very good this episode. Well done, Jenna,
Speaker 1: very quick. Wait for Jenn's junk next week. We'll see
Speaker 1: you next step.
Speaker 3: Goodbye, don't say anything gone.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, report, I'm so sorry to report.
Speaker 3: I hate this.
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