WEBVTT - #2: You Gotta Hustle 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:03.680 People do some weird ship. This is it. 0:00:03.880 --> 0:00:04.800 This is a big one. 0:00:05.120 --> 0:00:06.160 This is for the girls. 0:00:06.280 --> 0:00:09.000 This one some things make more sense than the other. 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:12.880 Whimsy lowhanded in the face after trying to take a 0:00:12.920 --> 0:00:14.280 boy away from a mother. 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:15.600 You're a good little boy. 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:17.680 I won't leave enjoyed the kill. 0:00:21.800 --> 0:00:25.680 This yourself for observations you didn't ask for. 0:00:26.079 --> 0:00:26.800 That's the line. 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:27.960 I see it quite clearly. 0:00:28.080 --> 0:00:30.240 Well, get new glasses. 0:00:30.040 --> 0:00:34.839 Is still a couple of Mitches. 0:00:35.479 --> 0:00:38.440 One Mitch is clearly better than the other one. 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:42.199 Now here is mixturie and Mitchell. 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:44.400 Ko goody, good eye. 0:00:44.479 --> 0:00:45.200 Oh how are we? 0:00:45.440 --> 0:00:48.120 I've had a relap? What another one? 0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:48.720 Oh? 0:00:48.760 --> 0:00:49.680 This is the third is math? 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:52.720 I think No, that's a different relap. O goodness way, 0:00:52.800 --> 0:00:55.920 what I'm talking about my Milo addiction? Oh did you 0:00:55.960 --> 0:00:58.480 get one sent to you? Because in this office, working 0:00:58.480 --> 0:01:00.840 in media PR, people send out free shit. Yeah, I 0:01:00.920 --> 0:01:04.120 got a giant tin of Milo sent to the office, 0:01:04.120 --> 0:01:05.319 and I'm like, oh shit, you. 0:01:05.280 --> 0:01:07.120 Know I didn't get someone. I got certingly Trigger's new 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:09.720 book good Reads. No, I threw years it for fire. 0:01:09.720 --> 0:01:12.160 I burn it. No Milo, but lucky. 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:15.679 Seriously, I banned myself from Milo years ago because when 0:01:15.720 --> 0:01:19.280 I was a teenager. I guzzled that shit. It's so addictive, 0:01:19.760 --> 0:01:22.960 and it made me put on actual weight. Once I start, 0:01:23.040 --> 0:01:24.880 I just keep adding and I just keep going, and 0:01:24.920 --> 0:01:26.600 then I go back for more than the milk bottles empty. 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:27.160 And it's the moment. 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:30.240 So that's the thing that how you're having it with milk, Well, yeah, 0:01:30.240 --> 0:01:32.160 of course I have it with milk. You have to 0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:32.800 have it with milk. 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:34.760 Eat that shit dry, do you? 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:36.640 Yeah? Often it's very good. 0:01:36.680 --> 0:01:37.720 Wait don't you cough? 0:01:37.840 --> 0:01:40.680 Like yeah, horrendously, but that's actually quite enjoyable. 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:44.080 That's where the smocus cup comes from, because you've been 0:01:44.080 --> 0:01:46.920 eating dry milo. Do you eat dry weep? Because as well? 0:01:46.959 --> 0:01:48.160 You fuck with no god? 0:01:48.240 --> 0:01:50.960 Now not a manimal godness me should afford me. 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:53.520 But anyway, now I've got Milo in the house again, 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:55.440 how to relapse? Actually, you know how I've got that? 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:57.680 I mentioned it last week, that fifty three cent take 0:01:57.720 --> 0:02:00.760 measure I used to monitor my weight. It's not in 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:03.320 an unhealthy toxic way. It's it's good to monitor your goals. 0:02:03.360 --> 0:02:04.960 You know what I'm saying? Yah, yeah, yeah, yeah, two 0:02:05.080 --> 0:02:07.560 centimeters that's how much I put on having milow in 0:02:07.640 --> 0:02:08.000 my house. 0:02:08.320 --> 0:02:10.400 I fluctuate that I think with every meal, I can 0:02:10.440 --> 0:02:11.920 fill the two centimes every time I eat. 0:02:12.000 --> 0:02:13.079 You do that when you're holding a butt. 0:02:13.600 --> 0:02:15.560 I can feel the stretch mark stretching as I eate. 0:02:15.800 --> 0:02:17.799 I hook you up with another tape measure fifty three 0:02:17.840 --> 0:02:18.160 cent No. 0:02:18.200 --> 0:02:19.840 I don't need to, I've got something even better. Did 0:02:19.880 --> 0:02:21.200 you challenge me? I don't even know what happens in 0:02:21.240 --> 0:02:23.400 this body place anymore. You bought something and then you 0:02:23.520 --> 0:02:24.880 challenged me to buy something cheaper? 0:02:24.960 --> 0:02:27.480 Or did I do it? So anyone that didn't listen 0:02:27.480 --> 0:02:30.760 to episode one, you're missing out. Yeah, goal, I was 0:02:30.800 --> 0:02:32.800 telling you about the little tape measure that I have 0:02:32.880 --> 0:02:35.080 to measure my waist and it only cost me fifty 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:36.120 three cents online. 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:38.720 No posted who's making money there? Yeah? 0:02:38.720 --> 0:02:40.080 That was my question. I was like, how the hell 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:42.160 did anyone make money off this? There can't be anything 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:44.640 online cheaper than fifty three cents total. 0:02:44.680 --> 0:02:46.280 Where I came in, I thought, well, I am going 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:47.640 to beat that. I'm going to get something cheap. 0:02:47.680 --> 0:02:49.560 You did say that, and I did bullshit? 0:02:50.000 --> 0:02:54.360 Thirty nine cents bulls And it's something that you already 0:02:54.360 --> 0:02:58.600 have in your bedroom. You've paid might I've been in 0:02:58.600 --> 0:03:00.560 your bedroom quite a few times, and I've noticed this 0:03:00.600 --> 0:03:02.359 and I pointed it out to you and I wanted one. 0:03:02.560 --> 0:03:05.720 But this is a car version of that exact device 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:08.760 that is in your bedroom anymore. 0:03:09.000 --> 0:03:12.480 This is like the masked singer now long that clue 0:03:12.560 --> 0:03:14.000 is doing my head in Have you got it? 0:03:14.120 --> 0:03:16.919 No, it's coming from Keeck a Span or somewhere. 0:03:17.040 --> 0:03:18.280 I do think that that was a miracle. 0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:19.960 It will probably have it within the month, so I 0:03:19.960 --> 0:03:21.400 can I expect, so we'll have it in the next 0:03:21.440 --> 0:03:23.560 few shows. What's on today's. 0:03:23.200 --> 0:03:25.160 Show, Well, look, we are going to be doing a 0:03:25.160 --> 0:03:27.960 new segment called You've got to Hustle because you do 0:03:28.120 --> 0:03:28.519 you got it? 0:03:28.639 --> 0:03:30.360 Yeah, we didn't get here by non hustling. We got 0:03:30.440 --> 0:03:31.080 here by hustling. 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:33.080 This segment's all about enough trying to promote the show 0:03:33.240 --> 0:03:35.839 in whatever elaborate way we can, because when you we've 0:03:35.840 --> 0:03:36.960 got to get the word out there. 0:03:36.960 --> 0:03:39.880 And it's almost my expense. You love making me embarrass 0:03:39.880 --> 0:03:41.200 myself in front of st of guest, don't you. 0:03:42.440 --> 0:03:44.160 I do. Yes, I'm very excited to see how that 0:03:44.200 --> 0:03:46.040 went for you, because I still haven't heard it. Also, 0:03:46.120 --> 0:03:48.800 Producer Jenna, He's going to be popping in She's which meats. 0:03:48.840 --> 0:03:50.080 Remember she went around the office. 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:51.240 Yeah, I'm nervous about this. 0:03:51.360 --> 0:03:53.480 Well she asked through a bunch of compliments, and we 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:55.920 don't know which Mitch they were talking about in the compliments. 0:03:56.000 --> 0:03:57.320 How did you go Jenna with that? Was that? 0:03:57.400 --> 0:03:57.839 Was that hard? 0:03:57.880 --> 0:04:00.080 A hard task to get people to talk about it? 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:01.320 It was pretty difficult. 0:04:02.200 --> 0:04:05.600 A lot of people around here didn't know who one 0:04:05.600 --> 0:04:06.160 of you were. 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:09.600 But who that is? Follow me? 0:04:09.680 --> 0:04:10.200 You're on air. 0:04:10.240 --> 0:04:13.720 Though, I'm excited about this. I'm quietly confident, as I 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:14.200 would say. 0:04:14.080 --> 0:04:15.760 I've got a bit of a big head. 0:04:15.880 --> 0:04:20.120 So to you, well, who knows metaphorically literally, we're going 0:04:20.160 --> 0:04:21.680 to be competing, right, whoever gets the most rights? I 0:04:21.720 --> 0:04:24.200 want to compete exactly. Okay, fun fun, fun, fun. 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:26.360 And also I don't know if you're going to be 0:04:26.400 --> 0:04:28.760 a fan of my Is it just me? This week? 0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:31.040 I think you might take it a little bit personally. 0:04:31.120 --> 0:04:32.560 Shall we get into it, but before we do it, 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:37.599 please call it I'm still likes let's start. 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:40.599 Is it just me? 0:04:43.200 --> 0:04:46.480 Mobile phones do the opposite of what they were designed 0:04:46.520 --> 0:04:46.800 to do? 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:49.360 Oh well, what do you mean? 0:04:49.720 --> 0:04:52.560 Well, you remember back in the day of the home phone? 0:04:52.640 --> 0:04:53.520 Yeah, of course I do. 0:04:53.760 --> 0:04:57.240 When it'd be like, oh, no one's home leave a message, 0:04:57.920 --> 0:05:00.000 and so they thought, hey, there's a loophole. Will make 0:05:00.160 --> 0:05:03.680 mobile phones so that people are contactable wherever they are. 0:05:03.880 --> 0:05:05.159 I feel like this is very pointed. 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:08.279 It does come from a point of frustration because you 0:05:08.279 --> 0:05:10.440 are hopeless of answering the phone. But it's not just you, 0:05:10.480 --> 0:05:13.880 as I found out, like no one answers their phone anymore. 0:05:13.920 --> 0:05:16.240 I've watched my friends. If I'm like hanging out with 0:05:16.279 --> 0:05:19.160 them at lunch whatever, They've got their phone on the 0:05:19.160 --> 0:05:22.480 table in front of them, it'll start ringing. It's either 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:24.080 one case or the other. It's oh, I don't know 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:25.680 that number. I don't answer that numbers I don't know, 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:28.120 or they do know who it is. There's a name there, 0:05:28.160 --> 0:05:29.680 and they go, I'm not answering that. 0:05:29.720 --> 0:05:30.440 Oh yeah all the time. 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:34.040 And it's like, why has everyone's like attitude towards phone 0:05:34.040 --> 0:05:35.200 calls completely shifted? 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:37.359 So I just think it's a millennial thing. Millennials hate 0:05:37.400 --> 0:05:38.200 taking phone calls. 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:40.760 See I'm supposed to be a poster boy for millennialism, 0:05:41.160 --> 0:05:44.200 but I hate that. I hate that trait. I think 0:05:44.240 --> 0:05:46.039 everyone needs to go back to the attitude of the 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:48.600 home phone. Really in my house, it would literally like 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:51.440 drop everything if you heard the home phone ring. 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:57.320 It was quick hello. 0:05:58.640 --> 0:06:02.480 No one's ever treated me with such importance the mobile. 0:06:02.560 --> 0:06:04.760 You're right, My mum had all of us kids trained 0:06:04.880 --> 0:06:07.360 so the home front and answers should go get the phone, 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:09.760 and I go, I'm at the back on the bat. 0:06:10.080 --> 0:06:13.760 Hello Mitchell speaking. That's what I'd say all the time. 0:06:13.960 --> 0:06:16.680 And it was probably my grandma, like she doesn't need 0:06:16.720 --> 0:06:17.520 an official intro. 0:06:17.880 --> 0:06:19.760 I used to say. And this is before i'd like 0:06:20.040 --> 0:06:21.960 done the speech therapy to kind of work around my 0:06:22.000 --> 0:06:23.200 listow this of Mitchell. 0:06:23.920 --> 0:06:26.159 Oh that's not idiot. What would you say, Jenna? 0:06:26.839 --> 0:06:29.120 She wouldn't answer the phone, you cry, hello. 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:33.359 Crist Did you you're the one calling Drew Barrymore in 0:06:33.360 --> 0:06:35.240 that horrific movie? That's terrifying. 0:06:35.279 --> 0:06:38.680 But yes, you are probably the worst offender that I know. 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:41.960 Do you know why, because, for the love of fuck, 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:45.040 you wear an Apple watch. You were literally wearing your notification. 0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:47.600 There is no excuse for not knowing that I'm trying 0:06:47.600 --> 0:06:48.200 to contact you. 0:06:49.160 --> 0:06:52.320 I actually don't think this is this is being one 0:06:52.400 --> 0:06:54.760 hundred truth rall. I actually don't think I've ever missed 0:06:54.760 --> 0:06:58.000 a call from you. No, no, no, no, no, I 0:06:58.040 --> 0:07:01.080 don't think I've ever missed one. I I've just actively 0:07:01.120 --> 0:07:04.360 not answered every call. Really, yeah, I've never Actually it's 0:07:04.360 --> 0:07:05.880 never been in the shower. I've been in the shower. 0:07:05.920 --> 0:07:08.240 It's never been in my back pocket. I have always 0:07:08.400 --> 0:07:10.840 known and could have possibly answered, but I've always just not. 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:12.880 I'm glad you've told me this, because now next time 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:17.240 you go, sorry, I was busy, I know that it's bullshit. 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:19.200 Yeah, I make cop excuites of the job of hats. 0:07:19.240 --> 0:07:19.360 Now. 0:07:19.360 --> 0:07:21.280 Look, I'll be the first to admit that sometimes I'm 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:23.640 a lot of work. Is it just sometimes you don't 0:07:23.640 --> 0:07:25.360 have enough energy to deal with my shit? 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:30.480 No, no, no, back maybe gentlemen does not work. 0:07:30.520 --> 0:07:33.240 It's just that, See, this jem wasn't meant to be 0:07:33.360 --> 0:07:36.400 targeting you, but you've taken us down this path. 0:07:36.480 --> 0:07:39.920 What the fucking why it's easier just to not answer? 0:07:40.600 --> 0:07:42.760 How is it easier to then make up a lie 0:07:42.840 --> 0:07:45.520 that's using so much creativity? You could just say sorry, 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:46.800 I didn't have time to answer at the time. 0:07:46.880 --> 0:07:47.680 I find it quite fun. 0:07:47.920 --> 0:07:51.480 I'm like, if you enjoy the challenge of I enjoy 0:07:51.560 --> 0:07:54.000 the chase, you know what? That's God being a sociopath. 0:07:56.440 --> 0:08:00.200 Just don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:01.160 your podcast out. 0:08:03.440 --> 0:08:05.120 I actually don't know if that is the definition of 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:07.960 a thosiopath, gen. How can you google the definition of enthosiopath? 0:08:08.080 --> 0:08:09.920 I just hurled an insult with a lot of confidence 0:08:09.920 --> 0:08:11.160 and then went, wait, shit. 0:08:11.200 --> 0:08:12.960 I accepted it, though, I mean, it's not far from 0:08:13.000 --> 0:08:13.360 the truth. 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:16.720 What's the sociopath? Gen? The lisp is hard to work 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:18.960 around that. No man of speaks therapy. 0:08:20.440 --> 0:08:25.960 The sociopath? You know what? I can't say? Similarly, similarly, similarly, similarly, 0:08:26.800 --> 0:08:28.400 far out sorry, Jenny, maybe got it. 0:08:28.960 --> 0:08:31.960 Sociopath is a term used to describe someone who has 0:08:32.000 --> 0:08:35.800 antisocial personality disorder, also known as ASPD. 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:36.640 Far from me? 0:08:37.480 --> 0:08:38.679 Is there a second definition? 0:08:39.320 --> 0:08:42.880 They will often break rules or make impulsive decisions without 0:08:42.920 --> 0:08:44.880 feeling guilty for the harm they cause. 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:48.959 There it is, there, it is. Do you have any 0:08:49.040 --> 0:08:51.560 guilt over the amount of lies you've told in your lifetime? 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:52.320 None at all? 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:54.160 Because I know that you think you're a very good lie. 0:08:54.200 --> 0:08:56.200 But I because I've known you long enough now I 0:08:56.240 --> 0:08:57.680 know when it's happened you can just so you know. 0:08:57.920 --> 0:09:00.960 Yeah, let's jump into my let's get that trending. 0:09:01.000 --> 0:09:02.320 Okay, what do you talk to me this week? 0:09:04.080 --> 0:09:05.240 Is it just me? 0:09:10.080 --> 0:09:10.240 God? 0:09:10.320 --> 0:09:10.599 Damn it? 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:12.000 God? 0:09:12.040 --> 0:09:13.319 Where did that one come from? Sorry? 0:09:13.559 --> 0:09:15.480 Anyway, I'm sorry. 0:09:15.480 --> 0:09:16.000 I'll do it again. 0:09:16.120 --> 0:09:17.079 Yea, God again? 0:09:18.760 --> 0:09:28.640 Is it just me? Do you love bragging about a bargain? 0:09:29.240 --> 0:09:29.400 Oh? 0:09:30.240 --> 0:09:33.000 I love it? And this is very topical for me 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:35.880 at the moment because I have recently come back from 0:09:35.880 --> 0:09:40.240 a trip overseas and I I feel I feel bad 0:09:40.240 --> 0:09:42.560 saying this. It just it just sounds very arrogant. But 0:09:42.720 --> 0:09:45.240 I bought a pair of shoes that were designer. Okay, 0:09:45.440 --> 0:09:47.400 they were Blentia, which is very nice brand. 0:09:47.480 --> 0:09:51.640 I'm not big on brands. I don't know whether or not. 0:09:51.679 --> 0:09:53.600 Well, it's Cardi b raps about it, you know, the 0:09:53.640 --> 0:09:55.959 ones that look like socks. They're they're the shoes. They're 0:09:56.040 --> 0:09:56.360 very fast. 0:09:56.400 --> 0:09:58.640 Okay, but I'm sure that there's song lyrics that include 0:09:58.679 --> 0:10:01.920 like Walmart and Target. She wraps about it, doesn't mean 0:10:01.960 --> 0:10:02.400 she had. 0:10:02.320 --> 0:10:04.880 No one's rapping about volleys anyway. 0:10:05.040 --> 0:10:06.760 Very expensive, I'm guessing yeah, they were. 0:10:06.960 --> 0:10:10.800 They were fifteen hundred US. But here's the thing. Here's 0:10:10.840 --> 0:10:13.520 the thing. I saw them, Oh my god, and they 0:10:13.559 --> 0:10:15.880 were Jenna. Can you the conversion to Australian dollars just 0:10:15.880 --> 0:10:21.960 so she's left. I got them for seventy percent off, right, 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:24.680 Oh that's great, And I had to because I've always 0:10:24.679 --> 0:10:27.120 loved these shoes. But I wouldn't. I'm not that dumb 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:28.680 to drop that money. I really am not. 0:10:28.840 --> 0:10:31.600 See even even though it's seventy percent off, that's still 0:10:31.640 --> 0:10:33.200 a lot of money. I wouldn't buy it. But that's 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:34.559 a bargain worth bragging. 0:10:34.360 --> 0:10:38.920 Exactly, and things at that price place never get that discount, right, 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:40.199 So I saw it, Im like I've got to do it, 0:10:40.360 --> 0:10:42.240 So I was I going going to buy these. I 0:10:42.240 --> 0:10:44.000 bought them. So they came down to like they were 0:10:44.000 --> 0:10:46.679 like four hundred and fifty five hundred US dollars. I'm like, dat, 0:10:46.679 --> 0:10:50.320 they're gonna buy them? Bought them? Wait. I love them, 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:53.360 my favorite shoes ever, to the point where I get 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:55.640 compliments on them quite a lot, more so in America 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:57.120 because they have I love their sneakers, you know what 0:10:57.160 --> 0:11:00.960 I mean. The problem here is my boyfriend and no 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:03.800 way not having it. He will only let me discuss 0:11:03.840 --> 0:11:07.040 the shoes when I'm talking about them full price, and 0:11:07.080 --> 0:11:08.920 he wants me to lie and tell people I paid 0:11:08.920 --> 0:11:09.360 full price. 0:11:09.679 --> 0:11:11.160 What do you mean he wants He wants people to 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:12.800 think that you can afford that. 0:11:13.040 --> 0:11:16.040 Here is a run in I had in La. Oh Man, 0:11:16.080 --> 0:11:18.480 the Blanciagas. Look at your girl. I'm like, yeah, thanks man. 0:11:18.520 --> 0:11:22.559 You won't believe seventy percent off elbows me. Just tell 0:11:22.600 --> 0:11:24.520 him you paid full price. You don't want people thinking 0:11:24.520 --> 0:11:25.360 you can't afford them. 0:11:25.880 --> 0:11:26.440 No, I do. 0:11:26.800 --> 0:11:29.200 I want to be relatable, of course you do. 0:11:29.280 --> 0:11:32.520 If you said to me, ah, you wouldn't believe how 0:11:32.559 --> 0:11:35.040 much these cost me, and then their sentence ended there, 0:11:35.080 --> 0:11:36.480 I would think cockh ed. 0:11:36.720 --> 0:11:39.760 Yeah exactly, Look at us finally connecting on an issue. 0:11:39.800 --> 0:11:40.199 Beautiful. 0:11:40.320 --> 0:11:41.960 Jenne's got the conversion right now after you. 0:11:42.679 --> 0:11:45.439 Six hundred and fifty eight dollars and forty one cent. 0:11:45.520 --> 0:11:46.440 Oh that's the final price. 0:11:46.520 --> 0:11:48.920 Thanks, okay, yeah, thank you so much. 0:11:49.000 --> 0:11:54.199 Tom Kotrowski his name of the beard he needs to shave. 0:11:54.480 --> 0:11:55.840 I know it was like you got lost on a 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:57.760 ship for a month and then just came back. I'll 0:11:57.760 --> 0:12:00.000 still do the reports you need. You need a high 0:12:00.240 --> 0:12:02.000 right and rest. 0:12:02.120 --> 0:12:04.360 I think you don't like bragging about your bargain. 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:05.160 No, he does. 0:12:05.360 --> 0:12:08.640 No one under this sun things that he can afford 0:12:08.720 --> 0:12:10.800 full prices like fancy brand shit. 0:12:10.960 --> 0:12:13.320 Exactly. I can't afford that can be nearly afford ober 0:12:13.320 --> 0:12:16.520 Eats let alone fifteen hundred dollars shoes. They're very nice. 0:12:16.640 --> 0:12:19.520 I'm bragging about bargains that even at full price still 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:21.000 wouldn't be a very big flex. 0:12:21.320 --> 0:12:21.960 Ha ha. 0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:23.960 I got these from Cotton on full price. 0:12:24.040 --> 0:12:26.600 Brother, I got these Gino short with a last sized 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:32.079 ankle two for sixty. Stop acting like bitches and follow 0:12:32.240 --> 0:12:34.160 a couple of mitches. 0:12:34.080 --> 0:12:36.920 Please do? And you keep plugging it wrong. I listened 0:12:36.920 --> 0:12:38.960 to the show last week and you keep saying follow 0:12:39.040 --> 0:12:42.840 us a couple of mitches. There's no a. 0:12:42.160 --> 0:12:44.600 Oh the at symbol throws me. So it's at a 0:12:44.640 --> 0:12:46.880 couple of miches. Oh, I've been saying at a couple 0:12:46.960 --> 0:12:47.440 of mitches. 0:12:47.520 --> 0:12:49.240 You know we're gonna have to jump onto Twitter and 0:12:49.280 --> 0:12:52.360 Instagram and create a new account that actually is at 0:12:52.400 --> 0:12:54.480 a couple of mitches and then just make the only 0:12:54.520 --> 0:12:58.200 tweet wrong account fuckers, follow us at couple of mitches, 0:12:58.200 --> 0:12:59.840 because if you keep plugging it wrong, people are going 0:12:59.880 --> 0:13:00.560 to be myth less. 0:13:00.600 --> 0:13:02.240 Sorry, you're the social media guind is here for the 0:13:02.240 --> 0:13:10.000 buttons now, Jesus Jennet, you've got to warn us. Go again, Jenna, Hello, 0:13:10.240 --> 0:13:10.680 that's better. 0:13:10.720 --> 0:13:13.720 There we go three anyway, follow us a couple of 0:13:13.760 --> 0:13:16.280 Mitch's Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, the whole lot. 0:13:16.160 --> 0:13:18.440 Please do right now, launching a brand new segment. Very 0:13:18.480 --> 0:13:20.840 excited about this, Mitch. You haven't heard the audio, so 0:13:21.080 --> 0:13:21.520 let's wrong. 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:23.880 Come on, baby, you know you got a huse. 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:26.040 You got exactly. 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:29.800 We are new to this podcasting game together. Because we 0:13:29.840 --> 0:13:32.400 don't like bragging about ourselves. We have to come up 0:13:32.440 --> 0:13:34.920 with elaborate and very creative ways of getting our name 0:13:34.960 --> 0:13:35.360 out there. 0:13:35.400 --> 0:13:37.480 And once again on me. 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:39.760 You've got a platform of your own. You've got your 0:13:39.840 --> 0:13:40.920 radio show at night. 0:13:40.840 --> 0:13:42.839 Yes, midnight, thank you very much. 0:13:42.880 --> 0:13:45.120 It's not just the podcasts on actual radio, which is 0:13:45.160 --> 0:13:47.600 why you keep talking like an energetic bastard all the time, 0:13:48.080 --> 0:13:48.679 trying to do that. 0:13:48.800 --> 0:13:50.280 You've heard me I talk like that. I went to 0:13:50.320 --> 0:13:52.360 a funeral, to the eulogy, and I forward announced the 0:13:52.400 --> 0:13:58.199 bloody cremation. Come out to the next fifteen, Uncle, Greg playstings. 0:13:59.520 --> 0:14:00.840 I did. This is awful. 0:14:02.679 --> 0:14:04.920 You've got these themes on the way, A little look 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:05.960 of amazing. 0:14:05.559 --> 0:14:12.800 Grace coming out of the next twenty fingers sandwiches in 0:14:12.840 --> 0:14:13.720 the next thirty minutes. 0:14:14.400 --> 0:14:18.080 Sorry, I thought you've got a radio show. Yes, I'm 0:14:18.080 --> 0:14:19.840 not your co host there, but I'm going to try 0:14:19.880 --> 0:14:22.360 my best to infiltrate it anyway. Yes, so you came 0:14:22.400 --> 0:14:24.200 into the office of a night when you do your show. 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:24.920 What did you find? 0:14:25.000 --> 0:14:27.240 Well, I walk into the studio and I see a 0:14:27.240 --> 0:14:29.320 piece of paper, Yes, on the desk. There's also a 0:14:29.320 --> 0:14:31.280 lot of crumbs from my food. But I move that 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:33.240 shuffl thos aside, and I see a piece of paper 0:14:33.480 --> 0:14:36.040 and all they have are a few key phrases. 0:14:36.600 --> 0:14:38.640 Yes. So I've given you a list of things to 0:14:38.680 --> 0:14:41.240 try and slip into any interviews you do, because you 0:14:41.280 --> 0:14:43.520 do a handful. You made them occasionally. 0:14:43.720 --> 0:14:45.280 No, I probably do four a week. 0:14:45.400 --> 0:14:47.240 Yeah, you do the most nice You do interviews with 0:14:47.280 --> 0:14:50.480 you know, musicians, Yeah, of the artisans stuff. And so 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:52.280 I just put it on your desk and I said, 0:14:52.400 --> 0:14:54.400 whatever interview you're doing, you've got to plug. 0:14:54.640 --> 0:14:56.320 God. I did a little mix the week before because 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:58.280 imagine that they would have just been absolutely thrown. 0:14:58.360 --> 0:15:01.200 They would have been like you what, well sco didn't 0:15:01.240 --> 0:15:02.360 make them fun of me being fat? 0:15:02.440 --> 0:15:05.600 No, I'm not, Jesse. You love the documentary This Night 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:08.560 just happened to be Australia's Sweetheart Dami. 0:15:08.360 --> 0:15:11.440 Him Oh my god, She's not who I thought Australia's 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:14.240 Sweetheart was. Oh my god. He interviewed Magnet the Pancake, 0:15:14.560 --> 0:15:18.160 No dmim and she sweetheart beautiful, she. 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:20.560 Won X Factor. She was them. 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:23.760 She had Retrovision Eurovision. 0:15:24.160 --> 0:15:26.160 I don't know was she? 0:15:26.160 --> 0:15:28.240 She could have been at Retrovision and you know those 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:30.640 X factors are there quickly. 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:31.320 Jbhi fi home. 0:15:32.320 --> 0:15:34.800 So she read Eurovision. She was on Eurovision. 0:15:34.920 --> 0:15:37.320 Next practice, it's also on my show. And I get 0:15:37.320 --> 0:15:38.640 in and I go, all right, I've got to do 0:15:38.680 --> 0:15:42.960 my interview with Damie Him did man, I'm so nervous. 0:15:42.960 --> 0:15:45.160 I'm gonna piss off the Damie army. But what can 0:15:45.200 --> 0:15:47.280 you do? This is just the way the cookie crumbles? 0:15:47.680 --> 0:15:49.480 So why don't you why don't we do like like 0:15:49.560 --> 0:15:51.600 it's you're my teacher checking off my homework. 0:15:51.640 --> 0:15:52.720 Have you still got the bit of paper? 0:15:52.840 --> 0:15:55.800 Yeah? Yeah, I've written notes on it. There's probably tears 0:15:55.800 --> 0:15:58.440 from me. So with my red pen, I'm gonna market 0:15:58.560 --> 0:16:00.240 and one pick for correct, two ticks. 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:01.960 Okay, so yeah cool. The list has had a couple 0:16:02.000 --> 0:16:04.560 of subtle things like is it just me? Weave that 0:16:04.600 --> 0:16:08.040 into a sentence the words podcast and subscribe. So you 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:08.440