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Speaker 1: This is jam Nation with Junsy and Amanda. I shouldn't chuckle,

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Speaker 1: but I've been laughing all morning at a photo I've

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Speaker 1: seen of a woman who, well, she went to a

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Speaker 1: brunch brunch. What time's into brunch?

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Speaker 2: Eleven o'clock.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, I don't know what time of night this

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Speaker 1: was when this happened, but there's been a lot of

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Speaker 1: prosecco consumed, and so I don't think she was just

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Speaker 1: having tea and sandwiches. Very early in the morning. She

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Speaker 1: was in a bar. She was sitting on a couch

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Speaker 1: and her friend's jacket went down the back of the couch.

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Speaker 1: She leant down to retrieve it and fell into the

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Speaker 1: hole at the back of the couch.

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Speaker 2: Oh there's that void.

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Speaker 1: There's a void between the couch and the wall.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because it doesn't fit into the corner.

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Speaker 1: So she fell into that and couldn't get out. I'm

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Speaker 1: going to show you a picture. All you can see

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Speaker 1: poking at the top of the couch two legs look

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Speaker 1: like fake legs. Pain and she couldn't get out and

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Speaker 1: the photo. Then the following photo shows two of the

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Speaker 1: restaurant in eployees who had to grab her legs on

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Speaker 1: either side and a hooker out.

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Speaker 2: Of the hole, luggy. She's wearing shorts.

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Speaker 1: Shorts and high heels. It's an unusual look. She herself said.

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Speaker 1: It was mortifying, but it didn't ruin my night. So

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Speaker 1: you know, this was right late in the evening. By now,

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Speaker 1: she said, everyone knows what I'm like anyway, allans the's

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Speaker 1: two legs poking up, that's what she's like.

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Speaker 2: Apparently, Man, that triggers me. Remember we karaoke, Oh, yes,

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Speaker 2: one time, carioke.

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Speaker 1: We're in a private karaoke room.

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Speaker 2: Don't know why. And it was like two o'clock in

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Speaker 2: the afternoon.

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Speaker 1: It started as a brunch. It started as a brunch

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Speaker 1: and I looked around because I could have hadn't seen

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Speaker 1: you for a while. I looked around and all I

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Speaker 1: could see was once again, this a corner area like that,

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Speaker 1: two seats on either side, two couches, and I just

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Speaker 1: saw your shoes sitting up like yeah, bugs, bunny.

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Speaker 2: Because what happened. I was drinking a beer and I

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Speaker 2: went to sit back and enjoy watching my colleagues sing

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Speaker 2: the karaoke and I've got onto the corner and I thought.

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Speaker 1: Well, there wasn't a scene.

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Speaker 2: Thought there was a chair there, but it wasn't. It

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Speaker 2: was just the lounge just buttoned up against it. So

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Speaker 2: I fell backwards and the beer was I was just

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Speaker 2: about to take a sip of my beer. So I've

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Speaker 2: actually water boarded myself with beer. So I'm laughing so much,

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Speaker 2: I'm choking, and.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't help you. I was the only one who

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Speaker 1: saw you up in the air, and I couldn't get

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Speaker 1: you out, and I was trapped.

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Speaker 2: And everyone's laughing, and I'm laughing. I thought, I'm going

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Speaker 2: to I'm going to die.

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Speaker 1: You would have wanted to go that way and I'm

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Speaker 1: going to die. I'd have made the speech. So he

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Speaker 1: was happy to that that's been water boarded by his beer.

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Speaker 2: While I listened to you sing.

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Speaker 1: Living on a prayer.

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Speaker 2: Great.

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Speaker 1: So in the end someone had to come and put

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Speaker 1: down their beer. How annoyed were they? Hold my beer

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Speaker 1: and retrieve you?

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Speaker 2: But it was it was quite alarming. Well, and then

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Speaker 2: we got that guy that got stuck in the septic tank.

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Speaker 2: Did you see that.

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Speaker 1: Head stuck in the septic tank? Yeah? And a boy

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Speaker 1: walked past, a teenager and it was and his dog.

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Speaker 1: It was his dog that heard the commotion.

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Speaker 2: I was watching that on the news last night and

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Speaker 2: I heard the words quick think teenager, and I actually

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Speaker 2: looked at the telly went what this is new Scooby Doo?

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Speaker 2: This this this where's the rest of the gang and

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Speaker 2: the Mystery Machine