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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Minni, this is the greatest scientific experiment to ever grace.

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Speaker 3: Your ears, I'm gonna say in World Radio.

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Speaker 4: Oliver is Australia's ten year old master snacksdasher.

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Speaker 1: I was in a very long line.

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Speaker 2: There was a pistachio on poordl seeing there for three months.

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Speaker 2: I'm not adu. How did you know it had been

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Speaker 2: there for three months?

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Speaker 1: The one who left it there? The great pistage show looms.

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Speaker 4: If we plant a pistachio nut in a random queue,

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Speaker 4: would you bend down and.

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Speaker 1: Pick up that nut? Thot if I'm starving.

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Speaker 4: As Reese gave us the perfect pistacio nut. It's got

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Speaker 4: a slowly face on it. Sewn from Sports Bet Australia.

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Speaker 4: What are the odds of someone picking up the pistacio

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Speaker 4: in the line.

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Speaker 3: There is no chance in hell this is going to

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Speaker 3: happen ten thousand and one.

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Speaker 2: No one actually thinks anyone will pick up this pistachio nut.

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Speaker 2: So we're thinking of ways to make the nut look

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Speaker 2: more appealing beggar, and that is to get Pete Stephan

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Speaker 2: to rock up in a van branded with Pete's pistacios.

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Speaker 1: Could you not find any other Peter.

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Speaker 4: The way you want to entice people to the nut,

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Speaker 4: it's Sophie Monk active.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 3: The idea is that you would walk past the queue.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I forgot to get pistacios.

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Speaker 3: They are so plump and juicy.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I feel like someone in the line

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Speaker 2: will ring Daily Mail and go Saphie sst.

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Speaker 4: So double rejection from Sophie Marke to wrap things out there.

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Speaker 3: Woods, Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly right.

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Speaker 2: At this point, I think I'm getting blacklisted by the

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Speaker 2: entire Australian celebrity landscape because not one celebrity has wanted

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Speaker 2: to get involved with the Pistachia show. But William, there

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Speaker 2: is one celebrity's number who I am in possession of

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Speaker 2: who I have a very specific ploy that I want

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Speaker 2: to pitch.

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Speaker 3: To them to make the nut more appealing.

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Speaker 2: And before I reveal who this person is, you need

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Speaker 2: to know that they are incredibly famous for their singing voice.

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Speaker 2: For one, yep, one of the best voices in Australia.

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Speaker 4: And there's somewhere between Nicole Kidman and Pete Stefanovic in

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Speaker 3: Exactly right, swims right in the middle.

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Speaker 2: There and the second thing they are most famous for

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Speaker 2: is the fact that they wear incredibly tiny shorts. And

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Speaker 2: I think you've all guessed it. That's right, guys. The

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Speaker 2: celebrity I'm going to call is Anthony Khalia. You've ever

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Speaker 2: seen the man in the flesh, if you've seen him

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Speaker 2: in public, I mean, the guy barely has shorts on

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Speaker 2: it. It almost looks like he wears jocks around the streets

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Speaker 2: that the shots are so small. He has beautiful legs.

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Speaker 2: So the idea that I want to pitch to him,

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Speaker 2: and yes, we've got to go to a song, but

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Speaker 2: right up next, I have got Anthony Khali his number,

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Speaker 2: and my pitch to him is very very specific to.

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Speaker 3: The fact that he wears tiny, tiny shorts. So okay,

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Speaker 3: now that his voice, that's too obvious. It's too obvious.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, how can singing potentially you know, make

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Speaker 2: a nut more appealing someone?

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Speaker 4: You know, he could busk there with a sign, Hey

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Speaker 4: why not this nut boring?

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's boring, Okay, Okay, I'm targeting his tiny shorts,

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Speaker 2: trust me, it's genius.

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Speaker 4: Cold call him up next dimes as well from three

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Speaker 4: with cold calling people.

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Speaker 3: So one on ship for number four.

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Speaker 1: Next, it's will be stashi, show.

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Speaker 2: Attention, the anticipation. Will we put a plump, fistachio nut

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Speaker 2: on the ground, a random pistachio nut. We put it

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Speaker 2: in front of a queue of people. We stake out

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Speaker 2: that nut for two hours straight, William, and we wait

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Speaker 2: to see will someone pick up the nut and put

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Speaker 2: it in their mouth. Now, as we keep saying, most

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Speaker 2: they agree to do what I'm asking them to do,

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Speaker 2: bloody hell, anything could happen tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: My friend. Yep, this is my moby dick.

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Speaker 2: I do have the number of Australian sweetheart Anthony Khalia.

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Speaker 1: And he's not going to be singing as his nut bait.

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Speaker 3: Too obvious far to I think. I think, well, if people.

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Speaker 4: See though, like at this stage, I just.

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Speaker 2: Think if you if you're queuing up and you see

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Speaker 2: Of course he sings while he walks down the street.

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Speaker 2: But the other thing that he's famous for is having

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Speaker 2: incredibly short shorts. And I am I'm honing in on

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Speaker 2: that fact about Anthony. I'm not gonna give away the

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Speaker 3: I think we just need to call him.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to pitch the idea to him, and this

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Speaker 2: is just him. No, because you'll think it's a terrible

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Speaker 3: So here we go, Here we go.

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Speaker 2: Hello. Hello, Is that is that Anthony speaking? Yes, it's

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Speaker 2: a Woody from Will and Woody. Hello. How you doing

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Speaker 2: so so good? So bloody good. I should mention you're

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Speaker 2: currently on radio.

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Speaker 3: You're live on air, okay, so I won't swear.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 3: You're a professional. It is almost six o'clock.

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Speaker 2: I hopefully you haven't been drinking, Anthony, but maybe don't

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Speaker 2: answer that question just in case you have. But I'd

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Speaker 2: like to run something by you if I could.

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Speaker 3: Anthony, Okay, you're.

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Speaker 2: Being very professional using my full name and everything.

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Speaker 4: Go on.

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Speaker 2: No, thank you, because this is a professional and serious offer.

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Speaker 2: That I want to make your way. So basically, tomorrow,

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Speaker 2: on our radio show, we're spending an entire two hours

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Speaker 2: staking out a pistachio nut on the ground to see

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Speaker 3: You're telling me one of the most successful radio shows

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, short answer, yes, that is my

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Speaker 4: How am I involved in?

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Speaker 2: Okay, good question, good, great question mate. You're You're famous

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Speaker 2: for two things in my opinion. Number one, your incredible voice.

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Speaker 2: You're obviously famous for your incredible voice. And number two

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Speaker 2: is that you rock around with the shorter shorts known

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Speaker 2: to mankind. Your your shorts couldn't be any shorter.

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Speaker 4: That's because I've got little legs, so the shorter the shorts.

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Speaker 3: The longer my legs look.

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Speaker 2: But to be honest, quite frankly, I'm not wearing any

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Speaker 1: Quite frankly, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Not sure if referring to it as a pistachio is

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Speaker 2: doing you any favors. But I'm you know what, I

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Speaker 2: was born with a big voice, not big downstairs anyway. Continue, Okay,

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Speaker 2: well you're actually you're actually leading me quite well into

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Speaker 2: what the ploy that i'd like to run your way?

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Speaker 2: So basically, Anthony, what I'd love you to do during

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Speaker 2: our show at some stage tomorrow. I want you to

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Speaker 2: walk past the pistachio nut and then in your in

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Speaker 2: your short shorts and your tiny little shorts, and then

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Speaker 2: I want you to do some sort of provocative dance

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Speaker 2: move which effectively uses a lot of a lot of

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Speaker 2: comfortable with. But I'm thinking, either you do a full

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Speaker 2: on wardrobe malfunction and a.

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Speaker 3: Nut falls out, and then the whole crowd.

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Speaker 2: Watches effectively your you have a nut slip, and then

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Speaker 2: you're doing you do you do it next to the

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Speaker 2: pistachio nut.

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Speaker 3: Henceforth you get everyone's attention.

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Speaker 2: They're thinking about a nut because yours just fell out,

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Speaker 2: Plus there's a nut on the ground, and then someone

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Speaker 2: goes to eat it.

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Speaker 3: What do you reckon, Khalia?

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Speaker 2: What do I reckon?

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Speaker 1: Nearly two decades in the bid and this is what

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Speaker 1: my career is coming up.

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Speaker 3: I don't think I can say no, oh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, God, absolutely not. We're desperate. We need you, we

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Speaker 1: need I love it when someone's desperate they call me.

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Speaker 2: Thanks.

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Speaker 1: Oh we'll see you tomorrow for the Great Fistage Show.

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Speaker 2: I can't wait to get my nuts out.

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Speaker 3: I love you, I love you Colaiut.

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Speaker 1: All right, mate, we will hand you over.

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Speaker 4: The producers were all the logistics, size of short etcetera.

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Speaker 1: How much of a wardrobe.

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Speaker 4: Malfunction you're prepared to participate in.

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Speaker 1: Live on camera slash radio para. Yeah, do what you

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Speaker 1: need to do yourself.

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Speaker 3: We could not.

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Speaker 2: If you're not comfortable revealing the whole show. Maybe we

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Speaker 2: could just get like a keyw for it down there

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Speaker 2: or something to effectively act as a prosthetic nut.

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Speaker 1: I've got a whole whole drawful. I see you goodbye.

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Speaker 4: The Perta show you tomorrow, guys, it's twenty two hours away.

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Speaker 1: Calais in yourallther not be picked up.

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Speaker 4: Make sure you're tuning in from four o'clock tomorrow with

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Speaker 4: a Great Pastage Show, and get on the podcast Will

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Speaker 4: and Woody wherever you get your podcasts. Now you're done

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