1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:08,560 Speaker 1: Terrible all going on totally sucks. 2 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:13,640 Speaker 2: We're working for We got to Welcome to Bad Trips, 3 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:16,079 Speaker 2: the podcast where we get friends of the show on 4 00:00:16,239 --> 00:00:20,079 Speaker 2: to basically just tell us holiday stories gone wrong. Woods. 5 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:23,599 Speaker 2: That's a wonderful guest so far, and it just continues today. 6 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:25,799 Speaker 1: We've got the one and only saying. 7 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:30,120 Speaker 3: To join profession. Hey, guys, I have I've got a 8 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:33,199 Speaker 3: couple of stories for you, and it's always making to 9 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:36,360 Speaker 3: choose your own adventure. Okay, okay, I've got a story 10 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:41,160 Speaker 3: about being massaged, but the massage was lost in translation. 11 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:45,839 Speaker 3: We've got another story about a bus that almost resulted 12 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:47,840 Speaker 3: in my death. I don't I don't want to ruin 13 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:54,160 Speaker 3: the ending, you know, whether I died or survive that 14 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:55,880 Speaker 3: professional curse. 15 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:58,360 Speaker 1: Can we have some thinking music or something while we decide? 16 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:02,320 Speaker 1: I mean, you don't do think? 17 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:06,560 Speaker 4: I mean, I think, I think, I mean the massage 18 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,640 Speaker 4: getting I love lost in translation stories. 19 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:11,240 Speaker 1: I can already hear an amazing to. 20 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:14,080 Speaker 2: Mute name while we did while we have thinking, just 21 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:15,880 Speaker 2: I can just hear him in the background. 22 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:18,880 Speaker 1: Yep, you couldn't agree with more? Boys? 23 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:24,800 Speaker 2: Can we just pull while we have this JS gone? 24 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:25,080 Speaker 3: Yeah? 25 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:27,240 Speaker 4: Okay, so massage lost in translation. I think that'll be 26 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:30,720 Speaker 4: really funny. Yeah, I think them is very funny. When 27 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:32,720 Speaker 4: he's awkward, awkward sit. 28 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:33,880 Speaker 2: You want to get a massage story. 29 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:36,720 Speaker 1: But as soon as as soon as. 30 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:39,199 Speaker 2: He massage story gone wrong, was like go the buzz story, 31 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:41,479 Speaker 2: and you've immediately gone for the massage story. 32 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,680 Speaker 1: Thanks, sorry, you want the bus story. 33 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:46,240 Speaker 3: I think I think you really enjoy the bus story. 34 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:50,240 Speaker 4: All right, jeez, that's a whack on theme's massage so 35 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:53,160 Speaker 4: that you can hear all of this can come back. 36 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:56,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, I can still hear you just couldn't hear me. 37 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 1: That's right, That's how that works. That's why that's what 38 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,760 Speaker 1: happens when we pull the face you down. We're just 39 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:05,280 Speaker 1: critically analyzing both your stories. That was our executive producer 40 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:06,520 Speaker 1: hates your massage story. 41 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:07,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, that horrible. 42 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:12,120 Speaker 1: So I think we're going to go away the. 43 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:15,919 Speaker 3: Heck or him at work producing? Man. 44 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:17,120 Speaker 1: I actually love that. 45 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:20,240 Speaker 2: Really, that really got a torturous thing to happen, wasn't it. 46 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 2: You could hear us, We got someone to sledge you, 47 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:27,119 Speaker 2: and you couldn't say anything that I apologize. 48 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:29,280 Speaker 3: Oh tell me what you decided, guys. 49 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,680 Speaker 1: Okay, so we are deciding bust story. 50 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:38,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what you picked wisely. I mean the 51 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:39,840 Speaker 3: other one was just there. I just thought I'd give 52 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:42,960 Speaker 3: you an option to no reason. Oh guys, this this 53 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:46,639 Speaker 3: takes place in a small island they called Sri Lanka. 54 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:51,440 Speaker 3: They the world what everyone called shock country, shout of India. 55 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:53,640 Speaker 3: Enough of the geography, lesson. It was one of my 56 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:59,079 Speaker 3: earliest memories, six years old at the time in Sri 57 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:03,120 Speaker 3: Lanka for a wedding with my family. It was just 58 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:06,079 Speaker 3: made by myself and me, my my mom, single mom, 59 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,880 Speaker 3: my older sister she was at nine, younger sister five. 60 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,920 Speaker 3: We were there just for the wedding and we're in 61 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:14,320 Speaker 3: wedding clothes traveling from Candy to Columba. And because I've 62 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:17,480 Speaker 3: been to Srilanka, but it's a three hour tripe and 63 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:20,680 Speaker 3: beautiful windy road. Now, normally, if you're in Sri Lanka 64 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:23,000 Speaker 3: and yeah, you want to take that trip, you can 65 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:25,959 Speaker 3: just hire a private fan you know, about two or 66 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:28,600 Speaker 3: three hundred repeat, which is about two to three cents. 67 00:03:28,639 --> 00:03:31,079 Speaker 3: But for whatever reason, my mom was like, no, we're 68 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:32,760 Speaker 3: going to take the public bus so that you can 69 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 3: experience what ladies like a real for Sri Lankan or 70 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:38,680 Speaker 3: like what we're poor in Australia. Can we just be riching? 71 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:42,200 Speaker 3: Srilanka freaking hate poor people anyway, Like, no, it's got 72 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:45,160 Speaker 3: this freak. I got on this bus crowded, everyone was sweaty. 73 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:47,400 Speaker 3: I was sitting next to some guy with sweaty arm pick. 74 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:49,360 Speaker 3: My head was stuck under his arm. It was just crowded. 75 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:50,240 Speaker 3: I was in my little. 76 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:52,280 Speaker 2: Suit, little that's an interesting detail. 77 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:54,840 Speaker 3: My head was under his arm pit. 78 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:57,720 Speaker 2: Your head was stuck, You said, you were sitting next 79 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,560 Speaker 2: to this guy with a headless duck under his arm. 80 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:02,920 Speaker 3: I was like you, to be honest. You might have 81 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:04,760 Speaker 3: had a headle of and on the other arm, but 82 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:08,160 Speaker 3: it was just growth. Well, the picture on pat is 83 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:13,119 Speaker 3: this was a horrible, uncomfortable trip. Three hour trip, drive 84 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:14,880 Speaker 3: and drive and drive. About an hour and a half 85 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 3: into this, my little sister she turned to my mum 86 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:19,520 Speaker 3: and she said, Mum, I need to go to the toilet. 87 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:21,520 Speaker 3: I need to do a poop. My mom says, just wait, 88 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,280 Speaker 3: We've got an hour and a half to go. Just 89 00:04:23,279 --> 00:04:24,640 Speaker 3: wait till we get to Columbus and you can go 90 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,039 Speaker 3: to the toilet. Then we're already late. She goes, I 91 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:29,239 Speaker 3: need to go right now. Just wait the bus doesn't stop. 92 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:34,400 Speaker 3: I'm just going to pool on the bus right now. 93 00:04:34,839 --> 00:04:38,840 Speaker 3: Five time so so he heard the conversation. He then 94 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:41,640 Speaker 3: slammed on the brakes and said, go phine a toilet 95 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:44,440 Speaker 3: and just literally kicked us off the bus somewhere between 96 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:47,359 Speaker 3: Candy and Colombo looking for a rope side toilet in 97 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:49,359 Speaker 3: these fancy clothes that we were wearing. We were looking, 98 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,480 Speaker 3: couldn't find one. All of a sudden, the bus just 99 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:56,200 Speaker 3: drives off down this toilet. We found this gross toilet, 100 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:58,560 Speaker 3: she went. We were like yelling and swearing and like, 101 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:01,440 Speaker 3: hurry up, beauty, we're late. Why can't you just go before? 102 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:02,960 Speaker 3: What could you shoot in your hand? Throw it out 103 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:06,240 Speaker 3: the window of what you were making us late? So embarrassed. Anyway, 104 00:05:06,279 --> 00:05:08,120 Speaker 3: she was crying. She came out like half an hour 105 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:09,560 Speaker 3: she spending there. It was like a real head shake 106 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:14,400 Speaker 3: comes out she and she's crying. We wagged down another bus. 107 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:15,800 Speaker 3: Get on the side of the bus. My mum bribes 108 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:17,560 Speaker 3: him with a few cents. We were on that bus 109 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:21,880 Speaker 3: driving late. Even later, we're all really upset. Anyway, Suddenly 110 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:23,840 Speaker 3: that bus gets delayed and we're like, what's happening. The 111 00:05:23,839 --> 00:05:27,160 Speaker 3: bus driver's like oh bloody her accident up ahead? What happened? 112 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 3: Find out a bus had fallen off a cliff and 113 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:33,840 Speaker 3: everyone on that bus was dead, and that was the 114 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:39,200 Speaker 3: bus that we were on. This ship we would have 115 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:42,640 Speaker 3: all been dead because ship saved our lives. So well, 116 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:46,159 Speaker 3: oh my god, as men, your ship saved our lives. 117 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:49,080 Speaker 3: She's like, I know, I've got magical bowels, and so 118 00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:51,440 Speaker 3: you know, ever since then, every time she need to 119 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:53,520 Speaker 3: go to the toilet, we'll like just take as long 120 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:56,160 Speaker 3: as you like. She could be saving the family's life 121 00:05:56,240 --> 00:06:01,200 Speaker 3: right now, you know, and she don't wonder, well is magic? 122 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:03,760 Speaker 3: And you know we've got to have like family friends 123 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:05,479 Speaker 3: who are like old and wise. They're like, you know, 124 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:07,640 Speaker 3: some people are bond with this blessing. They can go 125 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:10,440 Speaker 3: to the toilet and they changed the course for their family, 126 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:12,200 Speaker 3: and in a good way. She saved it. So just 127 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:14,720 Speaker 3: always respectful, giving her good treatment her whole life. And 128 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:17,160 Speaker 3: I've thought about it recently. You know, if she if 129 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:20,480 Speaker 3: she didn't pooh, she wouldn't have saved ourn lines as 130 00:06:21,279 --> 00:06:23,320 Speaker 3: if she didn't go to the toilet, she wouldn't have 131 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:25,720 Speaker 3: altered the course for everybody else on that. 132 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:31,080 Speaker 1: Everyone else real negative reframe of the story. 133 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:34,640 Speaker 3: It's just told maybe not every time she has to 134 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:39,359 Speaker 3: the toilet, she's just killing schoranking. Don't don't go to 135 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:41,560 Speaker 3: the toilet anymore. She's got a horrible sense of hi. 136 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:43,680 Speaker 3: When she comes out of the toilet, she's like, guys, 137 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:45,600 Speaker 3: don't go in there. I just dropped the bustlaut of 138 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:50,200 Speaker 3: shorankings off a cris A horrible person. She's a horrible 139 00:06:50,240 --> 00:07:00,440 Speaker 3: person anyway. So that's what that story. I think you 140 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:01,599 Speaker 3: guys picked wisely. 141 00:07:02,279 --> 00:07:04,840 Speaker 1: Absolutely absolutely we did. 142 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:05,760 Speaker 3: Thank you so much. 143 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:10,720 Speaker 1: For absolutely well, we'll say you next time. His name guys. 144 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:17,920 Speaker 2: Thanks man all going on my holiday, my walking for room. 145 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:23,280 Speaker 1: We go to Fliday