Speaker 1: Quest John O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Right now, I'm in the most dangerous vehicle I could
Speaker 2: be in right now, and that is Jack's ute.
Speaker 3: Hey, you're the one who people will find out on
Speaker 3: today's show that had praying in the car park yesterday.
Speaker 2: So now I do want to be rude on air.
Speaker 2: But that lady reversed into me. But I just made
Speaker 2: it sound like that unasked. I didn't want to be rude. Hi,
Speaker 2: this is the podcast intro with me and Jack Eyes
Speaker 2: on the road at all time. We're headed to our
Speaker 2: brewery to go and have a look at the beer
Speaker 2: as it comes off the shelves.
Speaker 3: Now it's not our brewery.
Speaker 2: Technically they should gi us fifty percent of all the
Speaker 2: blugs they've had on air. Now, things we need at
Speaker 2: the moment on the show, A couple of things came
Speaker 2: up today's show. If you've got any stories about moving furniture,
Speaker 2: big and unwieldly furniture, a little bits of furniture like
Speaker 2: the guy you're about to hear got trapped by wardrobe
Speaker 2: and actually trapped in the wardrobe. And also have any
Speaker 2: of you actually banned from something Part A and Part
Speaker 2: B or is it part one and part two. But anyway,
Speaker 2: banned from something, but bonus if it's been banned for life.
Speaker 2: I bet you've never banned from anything in your life,
Speaker 2: have you, ah band?
Speaker 3: No, I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I'm a good boy and from two pubs about seven
Speaker 2: years apart, not the same pub. Unreally behavior one, to
Speaker 2: be fair, it was only a couple of years ago.
Speaker 2: It's actually very embarrassed, embarrassing to be banned from a
Speaker 2: pub and you're an adult. But they had a really
Speaker 2: good juke box there, and I put in a load
Speaker 2: of requests, you know, once you put your money, your
Speaker 2: coins in, like loads of old classic albums in the eighties,
Speaker 2: nineties and seventies. I want to hear some Springsteen stones.
Speaker 2: They turned it off and this guy, this idiot hipster,
Speaker 2: was there just playing, started playing on his decks that
Speaker 2: were on the bar and was playing like awful kind
Speaker 2: of trance music. And so I said, turned that turned
Speaker 2: us off. I had had quite a lot to drink.
Speaker 2: He just carried on and I used some stronger language
Speaker 2: and let's go there. I'm out in the streets for life.
Speaker 2: I stand by. I don'tant to go back in that place.
Speaker 2: Plus you still at me two bucks in my unplaced
Speaker 2: Springsteen and Stoves. Shame is a really good pub, Okay.
Speaker 2: Email me is always Christian at Gold one four three
Speaker 2: dot com dot au. Does this have any air cup corn?
Speaker 2: It's really hot in here.
Speaker 3: We can put the windows down.
Speaker 1: That is the aircon the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Oh look, it's Monica Lewinsky.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sir.
Speaker 2: I was terrified a tree would grow my lungs and
Speaker 2: I would die.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian o'connall Breakfast Show, Melvin's Gold one
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Speaker 2: Hey, good morning Wednesday morning, Christian O'Connor breadforst show.
Speaker 5: Good morning Jack Post.
Speaker 3: How are you Christian?
Speaker 5: Worried about yesterday?
Speaker 2: I was leaving this fine radio station out the front
Speaker 2: of this fairy radio station where I have I'm lucky
Speaker 2: enough to have on the parking sports right out the
Speaker 2: front here verstly car little accident or prang into another
Speaker 2: person's car at the front of the radio station.
Speaker 4: Pats, I saw the commotion.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you saw it. You witnessed it, but didn't
Speaker 3: stop to help.
Speaker 2: No, where were you because everyone else came to out
Speaker 2: They now to get the jaws of life to cut
Speaker 2: me out the car. It was touching.
Speaker 5: I'm lucky to be here today.
Speaker 4: What's he done?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: So where were you?
Speaker 3: The shadow standing in a window in the top four go.
Speaker 5: With that old voodoo doll. A daughter has to be.
Speaker 2: Putting a pin in.
Speaker 4: No, I actually thought you were swapping cars. It didn't
Speaker 4: look that bad.
Speaker 2: But where were you? Why didn't you come and check
Speaker 2: it all out?
Speaker 4: You sound group of people around you eyes.
Speaker 2: So it was one person ray and that was the
Speaker 2: last person union. He could make it worse. It's the
Speaker 2: craziest man in radio. Turned up out of nowhere like
Speaker 2: some sort of shadow and was like mister Wolf from
Speaker 2: Reservoir Dogs. He was going, get just get out of here.
Speaker 2: I can. I can sort all this outway. I did
Speaker 2: get the girl. My detail was right. I've got some
Speaker 2: tea cut up buff that out. Just get out of
Speaker 2: teacoff Pommy.
Speaker 5: Teakoff short he ever prefers to him as Pommy.
Speaker 2: So where were you? I mean annoyed that you were
Speaker 2: like lurking or watching someone.
Speaker 4: No, I was just I happened to be talking on
Speaker 4: my phone as I thought you were swapping cars. I
Speaker 4: didn't realize, what does that mean?
Speaker 3: Swapping car?
Speaker 4: Who just that everywhere here? Because not ever you don't
Speaker 4: have a park full time unless you're like Christian O'Connell.
Speaker 4: But I thought someone might have been going into your
Speaker 4: park in there was sort of like, hang on, just
Speaker 4: move my I.
Speaker 2: Was moodily swapping cars by ramming mine into theirs. And
Speaker 2: how about I nudge you into that bay there.
Speaker 3: When someone swaps over to another car park? Why did
Speaker 3: people get out of their cars and crowd around and
Speaker 3: go riding a little bit to.
Speaker 5: Start looking at bumpers and looking at your bumper?
Speaker 4: I tell you what, though, lucky it wasn't raised big.
Speaker 4: Have you seen raise big thumping?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's got like a John Wick card. It's some
Speaker 5: beautiful car.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: Ray is the guy who when we ever have to
Speaker 3: record ads at this station, he's the one who records
Speaker 3: them and goes give it more live.
Speaker 2: He's been working in radios about two thousand years. And
Speaker 2: the last voiceover session I did with him, so he
Speaker 2: when you do one of these voiceovers for adverts, there's
Speaker 2: someone barking into your ears. And the last one I
Speaker 2: did about two and a half weeks ago. I come in,
Speaker 2: what client it was I did the first read and
Speaker 2: I thought it was pretty good. Right, he went, have
Speaker 2: you come back without any humanity or warmth? And I
Speaker 2: wasn't sure if it was right or inner dialog. God,
Speaker 2: that's deep, still thinking about it right to my last breath,
Speaker 2: my humanity or warmth. And then it's I did another
Speaker 2: read with hopefully more humanity in it, and then he
Speaker 2: went better, next one, PM me better, next one. That's
Speaker 2: all he does. So yeah, the worst thing about it.
Speaker 2: So it's just a little praying into her bumper. But
Speaker 2: she was driving a higher car. If it's just hard car,
Speaker 2: it's easy to get someone to sort it out, you know.
Speaker 2: Whereas now the worst people to have any praying with
Speaker 2: a higher car companies.
Speaker 3: That's a blank check for them, don't they just make
Speaker 3: it up?
Speaker 2: Jack, You can't enter a blank checking to pay your bills.
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Speaker 3: You guys ever sleep on your arm in a weird
Speaker 3: way so that you get pins and needles or that
Speaker 3: dead arm feelings?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I do frequently. It's horrible. So you've got
Speaker 2: to do that little fist pump in the middle of
Speaker 2: the night.
Speaker 3: Oh see, I roll over to the side and throw
Speaker 3: the arm off the bed so that it regenerates.
Speaker 2: But those big long lings of yours, like a daddy
Speaker 2: long edge, You've got to do that the rest of
Speaker 2: us mere immortals. Now I do the thing where you
Speaker 2: flex your fingers in and out's trying to get the blood
Speaker 2: going again. It's horrible.
Speaker 3: Well, last night, I don't know how I did it,
Speaker 3: but for the first time ever, I must have slept
Speaker 3: on both arms and they and I woke up and
Speaker 3: they were both dead.
Speaker 2: How is that humanly possible?
Speaker 3: I guess like they were crossed over my chest and
Speaker 3: I was on sleeping face down.
Speaker 5: No one sleeps like that on your belly.
Speaker 3: I move all kinds of ways.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're basically face down on the bed, hugging your sound.
Speaker 3: Imagine how a vampire sleeps in the coffin. But I'm
Speaker 3: flipped up the other wise. It's more like you fell
Speaker 3: from an air into the bed. I don't know what
Speaker 3: I did, but I woke up with that weird heavy
Speaker 3: arm feeling, and then I usually shift to one side
Speaker 3: and throw the arm off the bed, the affected arm.
Speaker 3: This last night, I had to shift my whole body
Speaker 3: and turn it around to throw both arms off your bed.
Speaker 2: Your poor petit wife, whilst the long limbed jack bost
Speaker 2: like he's ninety nine percent of the bed is chat.
Speaker 3: And now I'm at a ninety degree angle from my
Speaker 3: usual sleeping position, so my legs are draping over her
Speaker 3: and my arms are back over And was she able.
Speaker 2: To sleep during this?
Speaker 3: I think she She's a pretty heavy sleeper. Actually, when
Speaker 3: I used to wake.
Speaker 2: Up the dated no no, no no on a Friday,
Speaker 2: sleep half four, I don't want to see old Michael Jackson.
Speaker 3: Jesus JO she is a consensual sleeper?
Speaker 6: Is that?
Speaker 2: The title of today's show.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Take him on in six twenty five, Christian O'Connor Brackfast
Speaker 2: Show lakes Laparty. This is where you can email us
Speaker 2: about anything we've been talking about on the show. No
Speaker 2: topic is completely left dead at first. We've got Tiff
Speaker 2: Franks yesterday on the show. We were talking about on
Speaker 2: five to but Tuesday getting trapped, Christian, I was trapped
Speaker 2: myself in a bedroom. I was moving a large wardrobe
Speaker 2: as a potential phone in next week about moving large objects.
Speaker 2: There are always a nightmare. Have you ever tried to
Speaker 2: move a fridge or you.
Speaker 3: Were just telling us this morning about when you did plats.
Speaker 3: Did you know he shipped over from England his washer
Speaker 3: and dryer, Like, wouldn't you?
Speaker 2: That is just no the company we're paying for the
Speaker 2: weight of everything.
Speaker 5: Guys, me and the kids got it.
Speaker 2: It was cheaper than flying out. We're all in there
Speaker 2: at the dog. But what did you know we could
Speaker 2: wash our own clothes.
Speaker 3: What did you have to stick through it?
Speaker 2: Like rods poles like to stop the essentral drum in
Speaker 2: your try and moving obviously? Is it's shipped across the
Speaker 2: seas for six weeks? Yeah, Christian, I wants to trap
Speaker 2: myself in a bedroom. Was moving a large wardrobe and
Speaker 2: one room to the other. I got wedged against the banister. Well,
Speaker 2: I tried to move into the hall. It's now half
Speaker 2: in half out of the room. There's always that chipping point,
Speaker 2: isn't there where you're too late to go? Actually, this
Speaker 2: is too much for just me. One of the doors
Speaker 2: swings open. I couldn't put it back into the room,
Speaker 2: and I couldn't move it out. I finally managed to
Speaker 2: wiggle it just enough so I could actually climb through
Speaker 2: the wardrobe and out into the hallway to answer this.
Speaker 2: I then discovered that the wardrobe came apart, so I
Speaker 2: actually made all the effort for nothing. That's t tiff
Speaker 2: Christian trapped. In year ten, we went on school trip
Speaker 2: to Paris. We went to Disneyland or the Final Devi
Speaker 2: a visit. We were given the freedom to roam around
Speaker 2: in groups. There's your mistake around there, freedom teenagers roam
Speaker 2: around in groups. No good comes from the second half
Speaker 2: of that equation. Me and a few mates banding together
Speaker 2: and heads straight to the Tower of Terror. The Rider
Speaker 2: is a series of vertical drops in a carriage in
Speaker 2: side the tower. Having waited at least an hour in
Speaker 2: the que we finally got ourselves strapped in. I still
Speaker 2: don't understand why we did this, but whilst we're being
Speaker 2: propelled up and down the tower, my friend decided to
Speaker 2: fling his backpack into the air one idiot and shouted.
Speaker 2: All of a sudden, the lights went out, The ride
Speaker 2: came to a shuddering hole, and an angry Frenchman on
Speaker 2: the PA system singled out my friend in the front
Speaker 2: row for violating health and safety code. We were then
Speaker 2: left stranded in the ride with angry French people for
Speaker 2: about an hour while to shut down the ride from
Speaker 2: the rest of the park covers and slowly brought us
Speaker 2: back down to the top of the tower. Once they
Speaker 2: pulled aside and told us that we caused any disruption,
Speaker 2: our school would be banned for life from Disney Paris.
Speaker 2: Our teachers then informed us we were to stick right
Speaker 2: by their sides for the rest of the day. That's
Speaker 2: from Newman's Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Life bends is another great topic that we have to
Speaker 3: open and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, banned for life. It's the over the top banning.
Speaker 2: Is how are you going to enforce that? Manager's staff
Speaker 2: are going to come and go? Who's going to carry
Speaker 2: the flame for my lifetime banning? Yeah, lifetime bannings are
Speaker 2: moving large objects as well. Let me know Christian at
Speaker 2: gold one of four to three dot com dot au.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 5: All right, then, so we're gonna do smarter than Google?
Speaker 5: Why is it so?
Speaker 7: Are you smart?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: Then Google?
Speaker 2: Baby? This that production must never ever be played again?
Speaker 2: What that is? Our former sound producer no longer works
Speaker 2: for the show. He should have packed that up and
Speaker 2: took it with him with his posters and his lucky
Speaker 2: gonks mark. Why would you leave that? What does he say? Baby?
Speaker 2: For no reason says that it's twenty twenty?
Speaker 1: Why is it?
Speaker 2: So? Are you smart? So?
Speaker 8: Then Google Baby?
Speaker 2: We go with it this morning. Okay, now we need
Speaker 2: new one for next week. All right, then smarter than Google.
Speaker 2: This is where we ask you not to go to Google.
Speaker 2: Do not pick up your phones, don't go to desktop
Speaker 2: computer or your laptop. Let's try and work out the
Speaker 2: answer to questions together using our collective brain power. So
Speaker 2: this morning's question actually comes from producer Brad. We were
Speaker 2: chatting today before if we wanted to get an answer
Speaker 2: to some questions, what questions would be like to ask?
Speaker 2: And we were talking about how you should always empty
Speaker 2: out the lint drawer or the lint dryer after you've
Speaker 2: used every cycle on your tumble draper.
Speaker 3: I am clee that filter every time I do.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and take out the little water drawer as well.
Speaker 3: The water drawer I think is on a more expensive
Speaker 3: version of thirst dryers a state.
Speaker 4: You've got a steam dryer, have you.
Speaker 2: Now, It's like you know, it's the drum. You put
Speaker 2: it in there and it drives.
Speaker 3: You don't have to have the like the evacuation pipe
Speaker 3: that goes outside the house.
Speaker 2: Things called act What is it in outlet?
Speaker 3: Yes, we have a pie that essentially goes under the
Speaker 3: house and sprays out all the water.
Speaker 2: Got draw like an actual draw on your desk?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's more expensive, is it?
Speaker 9: Why?
Speaker 2: Because I've got to empty it every time. I'd like
Speaker 2: a pine that just got rid of it.
Speaker 3: But it means you don't have to plummet outside the house.
Speaker 2: Great event. Anyway, everyone's on tenter hooks. Listen to this
Speaker 2: this morning. Our question is the lint itself? It is
Speaker 2: always Producer brand was right? A bluey hue? Yes, gray, Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's it's always that colored, regardless of what you're
Speaker 2: actually drying, whether it's white gear, white gear, criocke of
Speaker 2: whites that my trampolining outfit, my unitard always white. It's
Speaker 2: always a bluey kind of hue. Why is that also?
Speaker 2: Little life hack here? When you empty out the linch draw,
Speaker 2: don't throw.
Speaker 3: Away what do you do with it?
Speaker 2: I put it into a little food bag And if
Speaker 2: there's any accidental spillages in the kitchen, it's a great
Speaker 2: kind of makeshift to dab and clean things up tissues
Speaker 2: next to me. Come round, I'm going to show you
Speaker 2: my sandwich bag of lint. Also, if you want to
Speaker 2: ever sort of you ever trying to make a pin
Speaker 2: cushion or make your own homemade cushion, eat some cheap
Speaker 2: stuffing as well. Lint works for a treat to make
Speaker 2: your own pillows, yep, pets, stuff playing with it as well?
Speaker 4: Stuff from your belly button? Does that go in with it?
Speaker 2: That's the same color as well? That's bluey? Why is
Speaker 2: it all right? Don't go to Google? Why is it
Speaker 2: always a hue of blue? The lint nine four one
Speaker 2: four one o four three nine four one four one
Speaker 2: o four three. Bonus question today as well, the team
Speaker 2: do not want me to ever ask you, but I
Speaker 2: keep putting it up every week is do penguins have
Speaker 2: knees so muddy?
Speaker 3: The waters were too quick?
Speaker 2: The waters, however.
Speaker 1: I want to muddy The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Raster in the mood, asking questions, trying to get answers.
Speaker 2: I saw the creepiest Valentine's Day ever yesterday. Do you
Speaker 2: think this is creepy? Yeah? A card says in the front.
Speaker 2: Happy Valentine's Dear Daddy. I'm going to send it to
Speaker 2: the boss anonymously.
Speaker 7: Game.
Speaker 3: I don't think. Yeah, the hole muction be encouraging Valentine's
Speaker 3: Day cards to go between family members. What's wrong with that?
Speaker 2: There are certain communities that are okay with that, and.
Speaker 3: Or that you know so rural you sometimes.
Speaker 2: The jeans are all blended together. And I don't mean
Speaker 2: the genuine ones. You know, someone's been peeing in the
Speaker 2: old gene pool out.
Speaker 4: There and where are Dad always.
Speaker 2: Gets Valentine's my brother sister one card delete. It's applicable.
Speaker 3: Your dad gets you one.
Speaker 4: My dad gets my little girl one every year since
Speaker 4: she was born.
Speaker 2: That is nice, that's nice, But going the other way,
Speaker 2: happy Valentine's Dear.
Speaker 5: Daddy just creep me out. I saw do you remember?
Speaker 2: Also? I remember years ago there used to be your
Speaker 2: affections to somebody. They used to have giant Valentine's carts,
Speaker 2: you remember in the in the shops they have really
Speaker 2: big ones. You don't get any more than some Patsy
Speaker 2: don't mean that we're like padded.
Speaker 4: Oh I don't remember.
Speaker 2: They were padded really well with I think lint that
Speaker 2: we are doing hang on, let's play the production. Baby Hi,
Speaker 2: we're doing smarter than Google.
Speaker 5: Why is it so you.
Speaker 1: Google?
Speaker 2: Baby h? We ask you not to consult Google. We're
Speaker 2: trying to work out the answer to questions this week.
Speaker 2: Lint it's always a bluey color, the lint that's left over,
Speaker 2: the lord fluff in your dryer after you've had a cycle.
Speaker 2: Why is it always blue? And a really big question
Speaker 2: today those penguins do they have knees? All right, let's
Speaker 2: go to David. Good morning, David, Hello, Christian, it's Dio here.
Speaker 2: How are you, Dano, Good morning, Welcome to the show,
Speaker 2: my friend, And what can you tell us about lint?
Speaker 7: I can tell you definitive why the lint is blue?
Speaker 2: Off you go, mate.
Speaker 7: Yeah, the philosopher doctor Carl actually proved it a while ago.
Speaker 3: It was a philosopher, that's right, doctor Jack.
Speaker 7: He proved that it's blue because the majority of clothing,
Speaker 7: most eyes tend to have a blue bass. So your
Speaker 7: dryer tends to pull a lot of blue lint out,
Speaker 7: and that's why belly button lint is blue. And doctor
Speaker 7: Carl actually won an Ignoble prize by proving why belly
Speaker 7: button lint is blue?
Speaker 2: That's amazing. Those prizes there, Yeah, the ones they've had
Speaker 2: this are actually really interesting, aren't they. You're right so
Speaker 2: much so. It's blue one of the primary colors, and
Speaker 2: that's why it's used so much as a primary bass
Speaker 2: color and clothing.
Speaker 3: Yep, I believe your dare, but I don't. How do
Speaker 3: they make red out of blue?
Speaker 7: Oh? Magic?
Speaker 2: There you go. That's why I got that price. Well, Danie,
Speaker 2: thank you. You don't know anything about penguin's knees anything
Speaker 2: in this area.
Speaker 7: Not that, not that I know of.
Speaker 3: Can you ring triple J for us tomorrow this time
Speaker 3: next week we'll meet back here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you very much to give us a cool mate,
Speaker 5: great answer.
Speaker 2: Cheers. Matt Is on the line. Good morning, Matt Man,
Speaker 2: got something penguines. This is exciting, Matt. Hey, guys, Matt,
Speaker 2: good morning morning man.
Speaker 10: I've got a definity answer about the penguins for you.
Speaker 10: How are you going?
Speaker 2: Oh last the Holy Girl. I'm very excited to hear this.
Speaker 2: Do penguins have knees?
Speaker 10: Yes, they're doing now. Make my four year old son
Speaker 10: happen to ask me. After watching Happy Feet. We were
Speaker 10: at my parents' place and they don't have internet reception
Speaker 10: or mobile phone reception. So we had to go to
Speaker 10: the old full nineteen eighty seven edition of the encycled Breedia.
Speaker 2: But what is it saying, the good old leather bound
Speaker 2: Encyclopedia penguin.
Speaker 10: Large amount of her and feathers that cover the majority
Speaker 10: of their legs. So it looks that they've gotten really
Speaker 10: short legs and their needs for them actually definitely got
Speaker 10: longer legs than me have got knees.
Speaker 2: This is brilliant. Well, I'm excited to know this finally.
Speaker 2: For years, I've always wondered about this because and I
Speaker 2: think it came from when I first saw happy Feet
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I don't see any nudging of a
Speaker 2: knee underneath that little that little thing. Then Morgan's voice
Speaker 2: sober as well, when he saw March the Penguins, he
Speaker 2: didn't mention their dainty little knees. So it's a bit
Speaker 2: of a mystery to me. But now you clear that up, Matt.
Speaker 2: That is great, Matt, Thank you very much, mate, brilliant cool.
Speaker 10: Take care.
Speaker 2: We need to go on to eBay right now. We
Speaker 2: need to see if we can buy a set of
Speaker 2: Encyclopedia Britannica. I will pay for this personally, we will
Speaker 2: get a shelf built in the studio. When we do
Speaker 2: smarter than Google or reference anything, we should go old school.
Speaker 2: We won't go on Google anymore. We'll go to our encyclopedias.
Speaker 2: We need to buy the entire set right acking through
Speaker 2: to z. Let's ever look at eBay? Can you are
Speaker 2: they still being sold?
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show.
Speaker 2: Podcast, Encyclopedia Britannica. Those used to be the on back
Speaker 2: in the day, leather bound collectible. It's what knowledge came
Speaker 2: and they updated it every couple of years. Because guess
Speaker 2: what knowledge got updated. This is all before we had
Speaker 2: all the world's knowledge, everything that's ever been recorded nanoseconds
Speaker 2: on our phones. Now, it's crazy when you think about it.
Speaker 2: Just put any question in about anything. Now we can
Speaker 2: get the answer to it, thousands and thousands of words
Speaker 2: of articles and stuff like that. But years ago you
Speaker 2: had to wait for them. I think I remember, Pats.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you had this here we still do.
Speaker 2: You remember the old ancient daughter door sales people that
Speaker 2: used to come out. It would be a makeup lady
Speaker 2: that would come around once a night, called the Avon
Speaker 2: lady in the UK. And then there would also be
Speaker 2: the guy that came around selling hawking these leather bound
Speaker 2: Encyclopedia Britannicas you.
Speaker 3: Would buy and he's big backpack.
Speaker 2: Oh, this guy is rip. He would have a suitcase
Speaker 2: and he put up in your street and go knocking
Speaker 2: on the door with this giant suitcase that had the
Speaker 2: brochure and these leather bounds, highly collectible, highly coveted Encyclopedia Britannicas.
Speaker 2: And we're just talking about we don't think called smarter
Speaker 2: than Google, and we ask you not to look at Google,
Speaker 2: try and work out the answer questions. And one of
Speaker 2: the questions was do penguins have knees? A lovely guy
Speaker 2: I finally called it, called Matt, called in and said
Speaker 2: that he was running his mum and dad's A little
Speaker 2: four year old boy asked him that after watching Happy Feet,
Speaker 2: and they didn't have phone or internet excess out there,
Speaker 2: so we had to go through his mum and dad's
Speaker 2: Encyclopedia Britannica, and they found out that penguins do have knees.
Speaker 2: By the way, but it made me think I would
Speaker 2: love to own an entire set of the bound Of course,
Speaker 2: of Encyclopedia Britannicas. That we could get a shelf built
Speaker 2: in the studio, so have them on because we often
Speaker 2: do need information, don't we.
Speaker 3: Yep, And it would make you on the videos, it
Speaker 3: would make you look very important. It's like a lawyer
Speaker 3: who has a bunch of books behind him.
Speaker 2: Suddenly a Fifi and Eddie here that I actually have
Speaker 2: my di suppose to what my fingertips here on my
Speaker 2: studio desk, not just fadures, but parbably does the show
Speaker 2: with leather bound encyclopedia. This is why they hired it
Speaker 2: all the way in the UK. But I need to
Speaker 2: get hold of some soon. What's going to go on eBay?
Speaker 2: It turns out loads of you listening have actually got them.
Speaker 5: Edmund, Hello, Christian Hell, I'm good.
Speaker 2: So do you have a set of an entire set
Speaker 2: eighth and a Z of the Encyclopedia Britannicas.
Speaker 11: I do, mate, probably from the definitely from nineteen nineties,
Speaker 11: and that's exactly where I bought it from Knock knocking
Speaker 11: on the door. I was a bit of a sucker
Speaker 11: for those guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too, have youone used to follow that those
Speaker 2: people used to make a fortune. They always had like
Speaker 2: a really flash car.
Speaker 5: The salespeople as well. So we actually is it still
Speaker 5: at yours?
Speaker 2: Do you own it?
Speaker 11: It's still there, yeah, in mint condition? And maybe probably
Speaker 11: I kept the yearbooks going for a few years too.
Speaker 2: Mint condition. There's another thing that used.
Speaker 5: That's another word from that time, isn't it so?
Speaker 3: Is that because you were trying to preserve them, Edmond?
Speaker 3: Or you never really found yourself reading them.
Speaker 11: Back then? You have probably read this a couple of
Speaker 11: times and looked up a couple of things, but it
Speaker 11: just seemed to be too hard to find which which
Speaker 11: one to go for?
Speaker 2: And families, middle class families like to have them on display,
Speaker 2: didn't they to try and give an air of education
Speaker 2: stuff that they were.
Speaker 11: I had a couple of young kids there too, and
Speaker 11: we even got the children's one.
Speaker 2: Oh that's it. Yeah, And then you used to bring
Speaker 2: out special editions. I seen to member as well. Now, Edmund,
Speaker 2: can I have this?
Speaker 3: Ah?
Speaker 11: Yeah, you can have it?
Speaker 2: Well, you're happy just to give it to me. I'm
Speaker 2: happy to pay some money.
Speaker 11: Oh well, you know you're you're a pretty generous sort
Speaker 11: of a guy. Listened to you every morning, and what
Speaker 11: would you offer me?
Speaker 2: I've got five thousand beer coasters at the moment, more
Speaker 2: than one can have one thousand beer coasters in exchange
Speaker 2: for your Encyclopedia britannicash.
Speaker 11: Sorry, Christian, I don't collect them.
Speaker 2: What else do you want?
Speaker 11: Bet some cash?
Speaker 5: How much do you want.
Speaker 2: Backs? What kind of listeners have we got? I actually
Speaker 2: want to charge me one thousand dollars. I can get
Speaker 2: the information on my phone.
Speaker 11: Mate, but the game is don't call Google.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get a Lucas. Good morning, Lucy, Good
Speaker 2: morning Lucy. Have you got sets of Encyclopedia Britannicas.
Speaker 12: I have a set of funk and Wagnles new Encyclopedia.
Speaker 2: Now was that some sort of tribute act to who
Speaker 2: are Funking.
Speaker 12: Encyclopedia?
Speaker 10: Well?
Speaker 2: It was like a cheaper version, was it?
Speaker 12: I think?
Speaker 3: So it's the home brand version.
Speaker 2: The Australian versions is a couple of pages. So have
Speaker 2: you still got them? Rad it mom and dads? Or
Speaker 2: do you still own them?
Speaker 13: I've got them, I've got them my mom and dad.
Speaker 12: I think still have a set of Encyclopedia Britannicas as well.
Speaker 3: What year are your Funking Wagonles from?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 12: I was just trying to work it out, and in
Speaker 12: the front.
Speaker 2: They're all Roman. So all right, hang on, help there's
Speaker 2: an M there. Yeah, M is for millennia. That's for
Speaker 2: a millennium, so that's one thousand. What's the other one, See,
Speaker 2: that's for a century. That's a that's one hundred. So
Speaker 2: they're from the eleven hundreds, the oldest thing in Australia.
Speaker 12: But then I found in the back because it's still
Speaker 12: got the original business reply mail bit in it where
Speaker 12: you can send off and get a free map that
Speaker 12: says from ninety one.
Speaker 2: Ah, yeah, you used to be to get like computer
Speaker 2: maps and mouse mats and things that.
Speaker 3: We should send away for the free map.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the map. That's great, Lucy, that's great.
Speaker 2: So I'm really in the market for Encyclopedia Britannica's not
Speaker 2: the knockoff version, but thank you anyway, that's all right,
Speaker 2: So I'm nowhere near that near it's owning some am
Speaker 2: I well known for one thousand dollars on.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian Family couldn't afford the Encyclopaedia Britannica, so we got
Speaker 2: the funk.
Speaker 5: If you just tuned in, you don't know what that means.
Speaker 5: Tune in earlier, Christian.
Speaker 2: I've got a complete world book Encyclopedia sets from the eighties.
Speaker 5: Not Mint, but GC good condition, good condition.
Speaker 3: Min mink condition has been thrown around on the phones.
Speaker 3: Willy nilly, mink condition means hardly touched.
Speaker 2: Right, Oh yes, yeah, virtually brand new. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Mint's condition is this breakfast show mint condition?
Speaker 3: Is it even good con and used and passed around?
Speaker 2: Warn?
Speaker 3: All right, so rubbish.
Speaker 2: I'm in the market for a volume, a set of
Speaker 2: Mint condition. Will accept GC of Encyclopedia Britannica's at the moment.
Speaker 2: That closed I've got is someone literally trying to extort
Speaker 2: one thousand dollars out of their favorite breakfast show. Russell.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 14: I've got a full set of mink Encyclopaedia Britannicas and
Speaker 14: I want five hundred.
Speaker 2: It's not even unaccept I want five hundred.
Speaker 3: For the bulls in your court.
Speaker 2: Christian. What's is that your final offer?
Speaker 14: Yes?
Speaker 5: Will you accept a slab of heroes gold?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: So I can't justify fourking out five hundred dollars. I
Speaker 2: can't go home to them almost going to go. What
Speaker 2: did you buy for five hundred dollars? I've got a
Speaker 2: mink condition mind you set of Encyclopedia and got forget.
Speaker 3: The cost of the bookshelf you want to build, just store.
Speaker 2: It must be mohogany, uh, because you've got you've got
Speaker 2: You've got Micropoedia, Micropedia or whatever.
Speaker 10: So it's a full thin what's that.
Speaker 13: Of the Britannica comes in probably about twenty four book?
Speaker 10: Are the right leaver in mink conditions?
Speaker 2: Brilliant? Will you accept fifty dollars final offer? I'm moving
Speaker 2: on Russell. Thank you very much, Lisa. Have you got
Speaker 2: a full set of Encyclopedia Britannicas for me?
Speaker 14: Yes?
Speaker 13: I do, beautiful leather bound.
Speaker 9: I won't say mink condition, mate, I'll just say very
Speaker 9: good condition.
Speaker 3: This is more VC.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and how much do you want?
Speaker 9: I don't want anything, right, They've been sitting in my
Speaker 9: cupboard and I've been trying to get rid of them
Speaker 9: for years.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Now whereabouts are you? I'm in murder right,
Speaker 2: so we need to get them from Murnda to Richmond asap.
Speaker 2: I need that leather bowd knowledge.
Speaker 3: You want it right away to day you haven't used
Speaker 3: three year and a half. Now all of a sudden,
Speaker 3: we must have them now.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm telling you now, when they look back at
Speaker 2: the ratings for this year, they go, what did he
Speaker 2: do after that? We know that's what the tim Once
Speaker 2: I got them, encyclopedia's my knowledge and the show will explode.
Speaker 3: Lisa, what year are your encyclopedias?
Speaker 2: There?
Speaker 9: They were nineteen sixty five, and they also come with
Speaker 9: two dictionaries.
Speaker 2: I was that Sorry, I'm going to have to withdraw
Speaker 2: now from my offer. That is too old that knowledge
Speaker 2: we need eighties, nineties will except. But sixty five, I
Speaker 2: mean only be a couple of pages. Well, that's all
Speaker 2: the new and sixty five.
Speaker 9: Ah, Look, he's going to read the dedication on the front.
Speaker 9: It's just dy awesome. All this look dedicated by permissions
Speaker 9: to the heads of the two English speaking peopils, Lyndon
Speaker 9: Baines Johnson, President of the United States of America, and
Speaker 9: your Majesty Queen Elizabeth is second. I can't get better
Speaker 9: than that.
Speaker 2: So they're the two previous owners of that worth a
Speaker 2: lot more, worth more than Russell's one thousand dollars set.
Speaker 3: You picked it up at a garage sale the Queen.
Speaker 2: Lyndon Johnson's cyclops roshow. That's amazing, Thank you much. She's
Speaker 2: going to Sandra now, good morning, Sanchra.
Speaker 6: Oh, hi Christian, how are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good?
Speaker 5: So what have you got?
Speaker 13: We have got?
Speaker 6: Let's hear this mint condition?
Speaker 2: Great? Back in the mint market.
Speaker 6: Yeah, back in the mint market. The leather bound Encyclopedia Britannica,
Speaker 6: and we're looking at the eighties and well eighties and
Speaker 6: part of it has dedicated to Jimmy Carter and then
Speaker 6: United States and her Majesty Queen Elizabeth.
Speaker 2: The Queens enough get some perks. She wants to be
Speaker 2: on the money, wants to be dedicator all encyclo Breedy Britannicas.
Speaker 2: They don't cover this and that's Netflix showdle that they're.
Speaker 6: Crown and this is my google going through high school
Speaker 6: in the nineties.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 6: So and it's family legacy.
Speaker 2: That's great. So did you use that for doing all
Speaker 2: your school projects and homework? Would you consulted them?
Speaker 6: Absolutely? Absolutely, that's we had to go consult and then
Speaker 6: go from there. So it was amazing. So we've got
Speaker 6: all the numbers up to I think nineteen twenty and
Speaker 6: then it goes into Roman.
Speaker 2: Numerals, brilliant. So are you happy for ustrate to have these?
Speaker 6: How much are you willing to.
Speaker 2: SiO? Where our hostess to mind?
Speaker 6: But we're happy for save one hundred or fifty bucks
Speaker 6: to go to the estate.
Speaker 2: To go to the estate.
Speaker 5: The state of what a state Lyndon Johnson.
Speaker 6: My mom's estate. This is a family legacy.
Speaker 2: This is now getting very awkward.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just want to get to rid the estate
Speaker 3: of there.
Speaker 6: We're ready to move on to a lovely home and
Speaker 6: someone that's going to use it. That's where we want
Speaker 6: to put it. So fifty bucks, That's what.
Speaker 3: I'm worried about, Sandra, that we'll get this. It will
Speaker 3: arrive in a week and we'll look at that and go,
Speaker 3: oh yeah that idea. Do we really want to do that?
Speaker 2: I can't teach something your mum's estate. Does your mum
Speaker 2: know about this? You can't be all gonna family heirlooms
Speaker 2: behind her back like this.
Speaker 6: Happy to move it on, Christian because it's just sitting
Speaker 6: lovely in a bookshelf.
Speaker 2: It's a breakfast represented ever. I know it's paying your bills,
Speaker 2: but is there anyone ever been in this situation when
Speaker 2: this is a calling up demanding money of them? Is
Speaker 2: this a norm here?
Speaker 3: What are you going to do? Hundred bucks?
Speaker 6: Come on, Christian, I've been listening to you some day one.
Speaker 2: But then I've got someone right now, Tracy, who's offering
Speaker 2: me the entire set for free. What do I do?
Speaker 6: But Tracy doesn't have this one with the majesty on it.
Speaker 2: She's in all of them right, she's everywhere.
Speaker 3: What year is Tracy's from?
Speaker 2: I can't see it looks like nineties, so it's fresher knowledge.
Speaker 2: Gonna have to put out. Sorry, it's good to talk
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 1: Take the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Text it for Michael, Hey Jack, how Christian? Here is
Speaker 2: a bloody Encyclopedia tire kicker bag boost.
Speaker 5: That's funny.
Speaker 2: It's that go a look under the bonnet.
Speaker 5: Of those cyclopedias, Christian.
Speaker 2: I've got a full set World Book Encyclopedia that my
Speaker 2: Harvey and Sis we keep. Please take them. I trade
Speaker 2: you one Heroes gold beer coaster mint condition. They are
Speaker 2: all mint condition.
Speaker 3: But we want the Britannica, don't we We don't want
Speaker 3: any knuckoffs.
Speaker 2: Or I do not want the funk either. All right,
Speaker 2: So welcome to Battle of the B side. So our
Speaker 2: Hero's Gold, which today Jack and I head back to
Speaker 2: the factory floor or heading back to Hawkers. They're coming
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Speaker 2: pre ordering our bushfire fundraising bit Heroes Gold not long
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Speaker 3: Yeah, is that right? Because aren't they canning it today?
Speaker 2: Well maybe they just mean that you're picking up yours.
Speaker 2: The shipping goes into your carboo.
Speaker 3: So I go get it straight off the line the
Speaker 3: production line.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So we have a travel came yestate of start to
Speaker 2: record the jingle which we're going to go with for
Speaker 2: the A side. But it means we have a place
Speaker 2: on the B side.
Speaker 15: Welcome to the Battle of the B Sides. Let's get
Speaker 15: ready to jingle.
Speaker 2: In the D corner.
Speaker 15: You've heard of John and Yoko. Now it's time for music.
Speaker 8: So you power couple.
Speaker 15: Melbourne, Salmon, Indy and in the blue corner he's a
Speaker 15: bona fide triple thread at us singer jingle maker all
Speaker 15: the way from Broken Hill.
Speaker 3: It's vat.
Speaker 15: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the first of two semifinals in the important place,
Speaker 2: the Battle of the B Side. Two very strong contenders.
Speaker 2: We had out about thirty entries. All have you taken
Speaker 2: a lot of time to make these entries for Battle
Speaker 2: the B Sides and the beer jingles as well? Thank
Speaker 2: you very much. If it last night there was a
Speaker 2: lady sent one into me as well. However, we start
Speaker 2: the first two semifinals today.
Speaker 5: You get the vote in a minute when.
Speaker 2: We open the lines on nine four one oh four
Speaker 2: three oh first, then this is the husband and wife Tuo,
Speaker 2: Sam and Andy Heroes.
Speaker 16: God, dude, something the Firies have, something they deserve. We're
Speaker 16: not indestructible.
Speaker 8: Let's raise her process of heroes.
Speaker 2: Gold, gold, the.
Speaker 8: Gold, the gold good, the hero's gold.
Speaker 2: It's strong.
Speaker 5: Thanky, Thank you guys. That's Sam and Andy.
Speaker 2: I get the feeling he's more committed to it this
Speaker 2: project than she is, and she's doing it to keep
Speaker 2: him happy. And then there's this guy vow This came
Speaker 2: in about two weeks ago. There's actually a full song
Speaker 2: of this that's three and a half minutes to the
Speaker 2: beach Boys. Don't worry Baby. This one's called beer Me
Speaker 2: Baby from vow Van. Actually, I looked at his email foots,
Speaker 2: as you know, I'm always obsessed with email footers and signatures.
Speaker 2: I saw that it was an actor and filmmaker, so
Speaker 2: I jumped on IMDb and I found listener vow Value.
Speaker 2: This is from his IMDb Profisters Spielberg cast from IMDb.
Speaker 2: Val is suited to fierce military and law enforcement characters.
Speaker 5: He is also.
Speaker 2: Befitting two darker underbelly rolls as an assassin Adulter and
Speaker 2: all the others as well. This is amazing and but
Speaker 2: this is the song that he sent in Assassin Adultera.
Speaker 17: This guy.
Speaker 2: Is a small he.
Speaker 5: All right, which way you go? Then you decide.
Speaker 2: We'll take five calls on this, five calls to decide
Speaker 2: it all nine four one four one o four three.
Speaker 2: Are you going to go for vou just bear Me Baby?
Speaker 2: Or do you go for Sam and Andy And the
Speaker 2: version of Gold with the husband and wife duet the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Just as one of our production team, we fucking have
Speaker 2: the sound effect of maggots pouring out. Do you know
Speaker 2: what I think? There's a game where listener is called
Speaker 2: and do a s recreate a sound effect and we've
Speaker 2: got to guess what the sound effect is.
Speaker 15: Welcome to the Battle of the B Sides.
Speaker 1: Let's get ready to jingle.
Speaker 2: In livery corner.
Speaker 3: You've heard of John and Yoko.
Speaker 15: Now it's time for music's new power couple Melbourne Samon
Speaker 15: Innie and in the blue corner he's a bona fide
Speaker 15: triple friend at us singer jingle maker all the way
Speaker 15: from Broken Hill, it's battle.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the first semi final and the Battle of
Speaker 2: the B sides for our heroes Gold Bear. We've got
Speaker 2: a great.
Speaker 5: Jingle that's been made at the moment.
Speaker 2: I have a great A side needs a B side
Speaker 2: and we've got two semi finals because the competition was
Speaker 2: so stiff, and the first semi fi and it's between
Speaker 2: these two great eight entries, husband and wife Sam and Andy.
Speaker 16: Heroes Gold Something. The Firies have, something they deserve. We're
Speaker 16: not indestructible.
Speaker 8: Let's raise a process of heroes gold, gold, the gold,
Speaker 8: go the gold good, the hero's gold.
Speaker 2: And then thank you the triple threat of very own
Speaker 2: Hugh Jackman of the jingle world, but of the B Sides,
Speaker 2: Val and his amazing falsetto voice. Don't be me baby,
Speaker 2: just hear.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: You just hear, the only entry into ballad be Sides
Speaker 2: that actually does seriously have a listing on IMDb.
Speaker 5: In between projects.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go to light now, five calls, all
Speaker 2: decide it all who is going to be the winner
Speaker 2: of the first semi final.
Speaker 5: Let's go to Naomi this morning.
Speaker 1: Nami, good morning, Good morning, Christian, name me.
Speaker 2: Good morning. I hope you've had a good week so far.
Speaker 2: Who are you going for?
Speaker 14: I am definitely voting for Val.
Speaker 12: Please, amazing music.
Speaker 2: William, Thank you, Chami, good on you, Thank you, Teres, Teresa,
Speaker 2: Hello Christian you. I'm good to.
Speaker 5: Hope you have this morning, mate, Thanks for cooling the show.
Speaker 5: Which were you voting?
Speaker 7: Oh, Sam and Andy all the way, San Sosa, I'm
Speaker 7: there at the bar listening to it, cracking a coldy gold.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much the support us. Well, have a
Speaker 5: good day.
Speaker 2: You too, Cherry Cherry, Hello, Helloa hi and wish we
Speaker 2: go mate, look definitely val.
Speaker 13: I love the nineteen fifties vibe, and I just think
Speaker 13: it's really clever. I just think being me baby, I
Speaker 13: think it's just a great hit.
Speaker 14: I think it'll be a hit.
Speaker 2: Do you know what if he does go forward to
Speaker 2: Friday and he does win it after play the full
Speaker 2: do I have to play the full through? It's a
Speaker 2: little bit too much. All right, Jurie, thank you very much.
Speaker 5: She caught. I have a good day.
Speaker 2: Pleasure to thanks Jeffrey morning, Good morning, Jeff. Which way
Speaker 2: is anyone keeping?
Speaker 3: Tell too? For vel? One for Sam and Andy?
Speaker 2: Which way you go?
Speaker 10: And Jeff, it's kind of embarrassing, but you've got to
Speaker 10: listen to but I've got to go with and Andy.
Speaker 2: Kind of embarrassing embras. That's great, Jeff, very funny. Thank
Speaker 2: you very much.
Speaker 5: So it's Evans at the moment to you and two wow, it's.
Speaker 2: All on Warwick, Good morning, Warwick? Is this down? I
Speaker 2: fear this might be the mysterious because an actor can
Speaker 2: play so many dinner adulter, assassin, excitable caller, online one.
Speaker 5: All right, warrickan family. So who's in the car.
Speaker 8: That's my son Bailey?
Speaker 2: Oh fifty two A right, Bailey and Warwick. What's well?
Speaker 2: Which way you're going?
Speaker 1: Bell vow?
Speaker 2: When's the first semi final vowel?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 16: Man, you just here's a small no way we're doing
Speaker 16: throwing off minutes.
Speaker 2: Twenty two seconds. It's a perfect homeopathic dose. All right,
Speaker 2: who will vow? Facing a final?
Speaker 5: We will find out tomorrow thanks to your votes. Well
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Speaker 2: Yesterday evening, Ruby, my fifteen year old, was invited to
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Speaker 2: She said no, and I said, you're getting in the car.
Speaker 2: We're going, so you can't make me. I went, well,
Speaker 2: are you're in this house? I can, You're going for
Speaker 2: your own good. She gets in the car.
Speaker 3: What happened to you're not the manager anymore, you're just
Speaker 3: the consultant.
Speaker 2: Well, sometimes you've got to pick up you come with
Speaker 2: the manager again as a parent. So I walked with
Speaker 2: a car. She's trailing behind. I mean glaring at me, right,
Speaker 2: teenager glare. It's a terrifying thing. Get in the car.
Speaker 2: It's up this aggressive silence. So I go, look, I
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Speaker 2: better just having done the audition will help your confidence.
Speaker 2: Why don't we break the ice right now, a little
Speaker 2: game of I spy. She goes no, and I go,
Speaker 2: I'm going to play anyway. Feel free to join in.
Speaker 2: I spy A big thing, an angry thing, beginning with tea.
Speaker 2: And you guess what it was, big angry thing in
Speaker 2: the car beginning with tea? Anyone teenager?
Speaker 5: No laughter?
Speaker 2: Right? We then have more science. We went, I put
Speaker 2: some music on, don't listen to any music, all right,
Speaker 2: we'll keeping silence.
Speaker 5: We get there again.
Speaker 2: It takes the ague to get in because she's walking
Speaker 2: really slowly deliberately behind me. We go and fill out
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Speaker 2: They're right, very sage, just I don't know, twelve to seventeen.
Speaker 2: And then they give her the awful news and me too.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh no, this is going to get a bad.
Speaker 2: Situations about to get lot worse. Okay. The auditions, moms
Speaker 2: and dads were like usually part of the auditions just
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Speaker 2: performing in front of you guys, and I'm like, I go, oh,
Speaker 2: I don't want to work, so no, no, no, it would
Speaker 2: be really nice you to come in. I didn't want
Speaker 2: to be that dad that's outside a lot on his
Speaker 2: phone doing business. So I have to go in into
Speaker 2: a tiny little classroom at this other school in Brighton.
Speaker 2: We're now crammed in. Ruby's only about four feet in
Speaker 2: front of me. For these other kids, It's now what
Speaker 2: was a really bad situation. It's just horrendous. I'm thinking
Speaker 2: this is going to be a thing in therapy for
Speaker 2: her twenty years. But then part of me is thinking,
Speaker 2: how much sometimes you hear about the pushy parent. What
Speaker 2: is she like at the oscars, you know, fifteen years
Speaker 2: from now? And actually I want to thank my dad
Speaker 2: one day. Do you want to do that audition for
Speaker 2: the Lion King?
Speaker 4: And he made me.
Speaker 17: He tried to break the atmosphere with a little bit
Speaker 17: of I spy. I knew it was teenager, but did
Speaker 17: anyone let him know? So anyway, they go to break
Speaker 17: the eyes every one. We're going to now do some
Speaker 17: improv games while I'm looking at the window. Go improv
Speaker 17: games with your dad in the room. She had to
Speaker 17: jump around the room along with everybody else, pretended to
Speaker 17: be a chicken.
Speaker 3: Chickens don't even jump.
Speaker 2: Let me do an impression of a fifteen year old
Speaker 2: and doing an improv game in front of dad with
Speaker 2: an ever stranger.
Speaker 5: It's been a chicken. It was like this that.
Speaker 3: She doesn't want to do. It's like what you're looking
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 5: Acting out right now.
Speaker 2: It doesn't work too well to radio, but trust me,
Speaker 2: it's this is an angry chicken.
Speaker 3: What is best described as a chicken trying to pick
Speaker 3: a fight with other chicken.
Speaker 2: Just this, this roosting father, he was glaring at me,
Speaker 2: was trying to pretend to be a chicken. Then it
Speaker 2: was time to pretend to be a washing machine. I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm now eating, sniggering right looking out the window. Then
Speaker 2: she had to pretend to be an aeroplane and the
Speaker 2: guy goes to make that noisey crash trying to get
Speaker 2: it to get she was salndary. Then she had to
Speaker 2: do Then it was time for the five minute monologue,
Speaker 2: and to be fair, she smashed it. She did a
Speaker 2: scene from Romeo and Juliet actually started to wear I
Speaker 2: actually start to well up with tears around the back.
Speaker 2: It wasn't just fear of the car trip home. She
Speaker 2: was so good. She did brilliantly, but we did manage
Speaker 2: to laugh about it. On the way back. I said,
Speaker 2: there was silence of going until I got the car
Speaker 2: started the carts went.
Speaker 1: How about that chicken? The Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Second half of the Week. Now work out how the
Speaker 2: first half your week has done. At halftime? Are you winning,
Speaker 2: losing or drawing your week? Let's know most interesting text
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Speaker 2: Lambert next Wednesday night the Rhapsody Tour at Amy Park.
Speaker 2: Because in my car windscreen got fixed today, cnamo buses
Speaker 2: or uber for me, so I'll be winning tonight tonight
Speaker 2: in the car guess a meaning Jeff losing the week?
Speaker 2: Drops my lunch everywhere? There's nothing worse, and he've made
Speaker 2: a lunch and it drops everywhere. Run out of petrol,
Speaker 2: cleared the cat and it's dirty after the second day, Luke,
Speaker 2: do you.
Speaker 5: Think he means car clean the car and it's dirty
Speaker 5: of the.
Speaker 3: Second mean when we clean the dog, she does get
Speaker 3: dirty in two days and you get annoyed by that.
Speaker 2: Cats get dirty real clip. But would you clean a cat? No,
Speaker 2: they're self cleansing.
Speaker 4: Some people do bath their cats though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you what it is bad enough trying
Speaker 2: to get you ever try to get a dog in
Speaker 2: a bath.
Speaker 4: Try?
Speaker 2: Well, honestly, I try getting that German shepherd in once.
Speaker 2: I almost need to go and get a gum shield
Speaker 2: and a head guard. She was like UFC grappling.
Speaker 3: Our dog will take still take a wide berth around
Speaker 3: the bathroom door because she doesn't want to go anywhere
Speaker 3: near those time.
Speaker 2: No way, not this carboy, not going back on that
Speaker 2: rodeo again. No way.
Speaker 4: We have to get the horse float washing guy around.
Speaker 4: He's got a horse. It backs up the driveway.
Speaker 2: Christian, I'm winning, got a pay rise and a loon
Speaker 2: approval to buy my caravan. That storm and Tony Jack,
Speaker 2: are you winning, losing or drawing your week? How you getting?
Speaker 3: I would say I'm one all at the moment. A
Speaker 3: goal scored for me is my hero's gold is apparently
Speaker 3: shipped and on its way. We're going to see some
Speaker 3: of the cans get canned today.
Speaker 2: I've had a couple of text on listeners. There's they've
Speaker 2: got the notes as well late last night. So it's
Speaker 2: on the way to you. If you want to pre order,
Speaker 2: head to gold one a four to three dot com
Speaker 2: to you, Jack, and I going down there today to
Speaker 2: have a look at all the cans coming off the
Speaker 2: line heading to you.
Speaker 3: Where I'm losing the week is on Monday. You know
Speaker 3: I had that new Larry David shirt.
Speaker 2: I yes, it's a very cool one.
Speaker 3: I thank you. I bought it on the I was
Speaker 3: really happy with it, only got one aware of it.
Speaker 3: Then when I put it through the wash, it got
Speaker 3: bit grimy from I don't know what from like grime
Speaker 3: on the door of the washing machine maybe. And then
Speaker 3: I looked up how to get stains out of whites
Speaker 3: without bleaching it because I didn't want to bleach Larry
Speaker 3: David's face off. It said white vinegar, so I washed.
Speaker 3: Then I washed all my whites white vinegar to brighten
Speaker 3: the mark. And yesterday I was wearing that white long
Speaker 3: sleeve and it gave me a rash under my arm.
Speaker 2: Oh, it'd be too much vinegar. I think you just
Speaker 2: dab it on the stain.
Speaker 3: Oh, I put it into the where you put the fabric.
Speaker 2: Why would you? It'd be worse than bleach. It's an acid,
Speaker 2: isn't it vinegar? It's not, it's not neutrals. But I
Speaker 2: read it.
Speaker 3: I read it on wiki how it's an empty a
Speaker 3: whole liter of it? Put a liter?
Speaker 2: Did you fed up the drawer or something?
Speaker 3: I put it? How much you would put it fabric?
Speaker 5: Now you dab it on the what they call affected area.
Speaker 2: So it's just got the affected area.
Speaker 3: Well, the stain didn't come out, but the rash is
Speaker 3: under my arm still today. Oh vinegar rash.
Speaker 2: Excuse me? Used that kind of phrase again on the
Speaker 2: show about your vinegar rash and that car together.
Speaker 5: The Rush Brothers. Patsy, how are you getting on?
Speaker 4: I'm not good this week to nil down first being
Speaker 4: the violin comes home tonight from school. Yeah, and then secondly,
Speaker 4: I've still got this mountainous pimple on my forehead.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have to move your head back from the
Speaker 2: microphone back the spot the spark's stint of being throw
Speaker 2: into the mic I just move move your head forward
Speaker 2: again to see if we can. Actually that's the elephant.
Speaker 2: Mess pats his spot on her forehead. It's actually getting bigger,
Speaker 2: stranger things.
Speaker 4: It woke me up. The night robbing the.
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Speaker 2: Sibly clarity, then Luca's text earlier he said he was
Speaker 2: losing the week. He dropped his lunch everywhere, wrent out
Speaker 2: of petrol clear, cleaned the cat and it's dirty after
Speaker 2: the second day was as we thought, he's cleaned the
Speaker 2: carts a type. He called back into a clarification. There, Christian,
Speaker 2: I've had a whin. I found a new breakfast show
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Speaker 2: For my own independent research. We've got the you know
Speaker 2: the big bosses in town tomorrow yep, head office, guys,
Speaker 2: head office. Christian I bathe cats, dogs and chickens. The
Speaker 2: things you do if you have show animals, heo THEO
Speaker 2: would have someone name Night. THEO would have show animals.
Speaker 3: Things you do?
Speaker 2: You have show animals chickens. Come with me. We have
Speaker 2: a performance at two o'clock at a kid's party this weekend.
Speaker 3: I always imagine the show animal types to be divided
Speaker 3: whether you were cats or dogs. I never knew you mixed.
Speaker 2: Rad not our friend thea. This man runs a show
Speaker 2: bizarre of animals that all get on very well, not
Speaker 2: very clean.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Time to call one of you up now.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's fifty thousand dollars your feel.
Speaker 2: Homes for fifty years. So far we paid off see
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Speaker 2: at the moment, but that is yeah. If I've got
Speaker 2: a problem, I care too much. All right, you've ready
Speaker 2: to call someone right now? Jack, let's go all right.
Speaker 2: All you gotta do is pick up.
Speaker 6: Hello.
Speaker 13: Jane's thinking, Jane, Hello, tell you.
Speaker 2: I can hear us in the background. No, no, oh, change.
Speaker 2: Do you know who this is?
Speaker 13: I'm thinking it's Christian, Yes it is.
Speaker 5: You're live on gold right now and we are calling
Speaker 5: to pay off your bill.
Speaker 13: That's wonderful, thank you.
Speaker 2: Well, listen, Jane, this is quite a curious one yours. So, Janey,
Speaker 2: you the noisy snorer.
Speaker 13: I am the noisy snorer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, eh, yeah, And what was your husband like
Speaker 2: putting up with for years and now you decided to
Speaker 2: get something done about it.
Speaker 13: Well, it's only a recent occurrence, this snoring really only
Speaker 13: in the last sort of eight months, two years or so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you've got an eight hundred and forty dollars
Speaker 2: dentist bill. What's he doing taking it with your teeth?
Speaker 13: No, they're making a it's like a mouthguard that sort
Speaker 13: of moves your bottom jawl forward so that your air
Speaker 13: passages can breathe more freely. So you're not making the
Speaker 13: snoring noise contract kind.
Speaker 2: Of medieval Contraptionally put yourself like the iron tore or something.
Speaker 5: You put your head into a crush helmet at night,
Speaker 5: just closing the visor.
Speaker 13: Well, just go outside and sleep outside.
Speaker 2: Of something cheaper than forty dollars for this thing.
Speaker 13: That's only half of it. I've already paid paid more
Speaker 13: than fifty percent of it.
Speaker 5: Right, just a left hand sides really quiet at the moment,
Speaker 5: but there are outside. It's very snoring. Your husband just
Speaker 5: sleeps on the left at the moment.
Speaker 13: Yeah, right, okay, it's a it's a a fitted yeah yeah,
Speaker 13: mouth contraption things that.
Speaker 2: It's the official title the mouth contraptions.
Speaker 13: Please, yeah, stop you're snoring. Hopefully, Well that's the plan. Anyways,
Speaker 13: this just doesn't work.
Speaker 14: I don't know.
Speaker 13: I'll be outside, I think right.
Speaker 5: Okay, so eight hundred and forty dollars, we will pay
Speaker 5: that off for you.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: Now you can get the both left and the right,
Speaker 5: put them together.
Speaker 2: For the mouth contraption.
Speaker 13: Yeah, great, love, brilliant.
Speaker 2: We'll let you go. That's on us. Okay, thanks Joe,
Speaker 2: nice to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Christian, Bye bye the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Good luck to us said he's owns Bearrick. It's some
Speaker 2: big awards Doe tonight for all the car dealerships of Australia.
Speaker 2: I think over the last six years they've won it
Speaker 2: five years the best car dealership in Australia got a big,
Speaker 2: big note for them. So HOPEU they're trying to win
Speaker 2: it again tonight. I've said my if they don't, please
Speaker 2: pull all advertising this show does not need to be
Speaker 2: supporting runners up in the car in the strings.
Speaker 3: Throw them out with the winner.
Speaker 2: Yeah that person job not winn I think of us
Speaker 2: our sales director. Just now, all right, So Jack has
Speaker 2: had a You get a lot of these targeted adverts
Speaker 2: these days. You know where you're googling for something secretly,
Speaker 2: and then suddenly Google whispers in Facebook's here, and you go, hey,
Speaker 2: I thought Google thought that was just between us, and
Speaker 2: you got these ads. Spot up.
Speaker 5: You wonder whether eaves dropping you not just watching your
Speaker 5: keystrokes and what you googled?
Speaker 3: Well, this one, I promise I haven't been googling. It
Speaker 3: just came out of the blue. I'm not your wife,
Speaker 3: but it is a plan B should anything happen to
Speaker 3: this showgo. It's not jigglow. It is the old clinical
Speaker 3: trial experiment with drugs be our guinea pig, and I
Speaker 3: don't know why it's targeted me. I thought we were
Speaker 3: safe here and that my employment here would be ongoing
Speaker 3: and I wouldn't need to.
Speaker 2: It's breakfast radio.
Speaker 5: The only person, did you hear? Who knows the only
Speaker 5: person who was safe air?
Speaker 2: But Trina Jones put her in the middle of that
Speaker 2: Chernobyl reactor Hitawat's out fine, all right? Well many come
Speaker 2: and go, one doesn't be Trina Jones see them all off.
Speaker 3: So I'm not interested in doing a clinical trial. But
Speaker 3: I did one when I was nineteen and after i'd
Speaker 3: left tertiary education and before.
Speaker 2: So was this a formad job education?
Speaker 3: Well, I didn't go to union. I didn't want to
Speaker 3: say we know you to get to unis crystal clear
Speaker 3: that Tayee is good. And I actually learned a lot
Speaker 3: there film and television school. I hadn't started in radio yet,
Speaker 3: hadn't been discovered by Hamish and Andy, and I needed
Speaker 3: money and did a clinical experimental drug trial.
Speaker 2: So did you think that you think that you hear
Speaker 2: about this but would go away to like a hospital
Speaker 2: unit or a couple of days.
Speaker 3: So I had to stay in the hospital room or
Speaker 3: specialized hospital room set up for drug trials for three
Speaker 3: days and three nights. Essentially you do nothing. They just
Speaker 3: give you meals and you watch cricket and play video games,
Speaker 3: and they never there's a twenty five percent chance you
Speaker 3: get a placebo, and there's seventy five percent chance did
Speaker 3: they give you a pill?
Speaker 2: Every couple of hours no.
Speaker 3: I think it was once per day and they but
Speaker 3: you never find out if you've got the placebo or not.
Speaker 5: How big was the document you had to sign? Not page,
Speaker 5: a lot of.
Speaker 3: Pages and I sat down to read it properly, and
Speaker 3: then I skimmed and I was like, I'm sure they
Speaker 3: won't let you die, so it should be fine to
Speaker 3: sign the bottom.
Speaker 2: Same with that contract here, you said the same. I
Speaker 2: said the same.
Speaker 5: I'm sure they won't let me die.
Speaker 2: So you you you were told. I think they tell
Speaker 2: everyone they were the placebo. They're not going to tell anyone. Yea, Hey, listen,
Speaker 2: you've got the old. No, you've got the strange drugs.
Speaker 2: We don't even know what the side effects are. But
Speaker 2: have a good life. Hey, you're getting a thousand bucks,
Speaker 2: so you know, think about the chicken parmers you can have.
Speaker 3: But it was good money. We've got sixteen hundred bucks
Speaker 3: and for nineteen that's pretty good money.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Friend of mine did it at university. He went
Speaker 2: away for you for three I don't know what is.
Speaker 2: It's always three days to three night. It went for
Speaker 2: three days computer games and this is like the mid nineties,
Speaker 2: and he got like three thousand dollars, so I wouldn't
Speaker 2: you do it? But two years later he had a
Speaker 2: lump come up, little one, but a noticeable golf ball
Speaker 2: at the back of his head.
Speaker 3: And he didn't get the placebo.
Speaker 2: Well, he was told that he got the pacibot as well.
Speaker 2: It wasn't benign or anything like that, but he definitely
Speaker 2: had a lump that came up on the back of
Speaker 2: his head. You I bet this. People were listening who
Speaker 2: have done these clinical trials? Would you ever do them? Person?
Speaker 3: I know I was going to suggest maybe this year
Speaker 3: for the show, you know how we always do adventures
Speaker 3: and experiments to be.
Speaker 2: Fair pats on that forehead of hers it was getting bigger,
Speaker 2: perhaps actually become activated. Perhaps his forehead has got some
Speaker 2: big lump on it.
Speaker 1: The smrnings King was.
Speaker 2: Men are new sound producer right for last sound and
Speaker 2: half been asking how to get the sound of a
Speaker 2: throbbing sound effect. That is what it's this isn't it?
Speaker 15: Is it?
Speaker 3: That's his horror movie to me, like the Pimple's going
Speaker 3: to take over the show.
Speaker 2: He started with this, a little bit of radio no how.
Speaker 3: No, no, that sounds like you're doing a fake heartbeat.
Speaker 2: This was getting closer to the throb right now, we've
Speaker 2: got forehead cam right, that's a bit there.
Speaker 15: But this.
Speaker 2: Stepanovich this Saturday Night on nine, it just feels too
Speaker 2: production anywhere we get there.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Today's time waster due to the minor prang out here
Speaker 2: at the front of the radio station yesterday, Patsy yet
Speaker 2: again cut my brake, leads, I know it's you, okay,
Speaker 2: damn it, and I accidentally reverse slightly into the.
Speaker 5: Back of a part.
Speaker 3: Can't how bad was the damage?
Speaker 2: Let's move on. So today's that word time waste is
Speaker 2: smash movies. I've got t boning Miss Daisy. No, yes,
Speaker 2: it's the side of old Miss Daisy. Poor Miss Daisy
Speaker 2: sat there t boning Miss Days again, t boning mis Days. Dude?
Speaker 2: Where's my neck brace? Whiplash? Dude? Where's my neck brace?
Speaker 2: Ferrets viewers right off? Oh clever, yeah, and kept thinking
Speaker 2: about pine Up for the last two hours. Could they
Speaker 2: get a pine up one? I've got the Green Parlor.
Speaker 3: I would have skipped it, you know, I was looking
Speaker 3: for a part.
Speaker 2: Where's my neck brace? I've got whiplash? T bony Miss
Speaker 2: Daisy Oh and the Lord of the Dings.
Speaker 3: I have Chitty Chitty praying, praying. I bet your pardon,
Speaker 3: chitty chitty else kind of airbags, white man, white men,
Speaker 3: car bump. Oh, sometimes they look better skipped along with
Speaker 3: the Green parlor. Collision impossible or in your case, very possible.
Speaker 2: You did it.
Speaker 3: I know what you dinged last summer. Nice and Angela's crashes.
Speaker 2: That's very good.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show pod.
Speaker 5: This is exciting.
Speaker 2: About twenty minutes time, we finally get to the sense
Speaker 2: of the business that has preoccupied the show flast eight
Speaker 2: shows when we're talking about mixed businesses. So many phone
Speaker 2: calls abou various places you've seen, but one that really
Speaker 2: stuck out was the here in Melbourne, two businesses under
Speaker 2: one roof, pet crematorium, car mechanics. We speak to a
Speaker 2: guy who's at the center of it. Works there. His
Speaker 2: wife came up with the idea. That's about fifteen minutes time.
Speaker 2: Patsy actually just said to us about you know, and
Speaker 2: I've been through this before with I've got ashes of
Speaker 2: vire died a couple of years ago. Well, when they
Speaker 2: put them in the cauldron, I don't think they put
Speaker 2: them in a cauldron in the speak with all that
Speaker 2: boiler on your head and the you know, all the
Speaker 2: worry about the poultice of what have you gone? Medieval?
Speaker 5: They don't starts like a couple of witches working out
Speaker 5: the back there tired.
Speaker 2: Head by mister tingos see the way she in there
Speaker 2: to a microphone like a trustee news with the furnace.
Speaker 2: All right, it's expensive to get your pectromated, of course
Speaker 2: a fortune. Yeah, when I don't passed away. They go
Speaker 2: as two options. The cheaper option is part of a mass.
Speaker 3: Yes, mass cauldrons apart or you can tape.
Speaker 4: Did you tape?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I went for the upgraded one. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you get sucked in.
Speaker 2: Wound and I don't know that they're just chuck him
Speaker 2: in with a lot of other animals, sniff the ashes
Speaker 2: and go there's half a terrapin in here and an
Speaker 2: eighth of a parrot. I wouldn't know. All right, Okay
Speaker 2: today is that what time waste? After a minor car praying? Yes,
Speaker 2: that's o the front there radio station involving me, uh,
Speaker 2: smash movies, Jack, you're ready to mark, ready to go?
Speaker 2: All right? The best ones don't forget the best one
Speaker 2: goes to see Queen plus Adam Lambert next week, Amy Park,
Speaker 2: Charlie's Bingals, Silver plus Muzzle and Cranbourne Crashed in the Future,
Speaker 2: Silver Crash, a Blancer, Civil Plush nice. I like that
Speaker 2: ring uh toeing private rhymee. That's funny, it's broken down. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's a Civil plus Nicole, caddy Stack Bronze you Amy
Speaker 2: and Dupree, Clever Insurance, Sivil plus world Mark and Frankston South.
Speaker 2: That doesn't work, claims trains and automobiles. That does work,
Speaker 2: Gold Wayne in Sunshine, well done. Uh, once upon a
Speaker 2: time at the panel Beaters, Gold, Pete and Corfield were done.
Speaker 2: Tango and Smash, Silver Stacks in the City, Silver Dings
Speaker 2: in the hood S, Bronze Bingle all the way, Gold Django,
Speaker 2: Ue inshured Gold You didn't put your name on that.
Speaker 3: That's really good.
Speaker 2: You who send that in with the last three digits
Speaker 2: of your mobile one nine two? That is really funny,
Speaker 2: very smart, Chango Uninsured is clever, Fender bender like Beckham,
Speaker 2: as is you Liz in Campbellfield Silver plus Forest Bump,
Speaker 2: Silver Gone with a ding Silver The fault in our
Speaker 2: cars gold Yeah, rah In Epping very good. Meet the
Speaker 2: Wreckers Bronze. Okay, who gets the pretty smart one today?
Speaker 3: I love claims trains and autami biles, but Janego Uninsured
Speaker 3: is our winner today.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to go and see Queen plus Adam Lambert.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast God.
Speaker 2: One at four point three Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show. Let's
Speaker 2: go back eight days on five topic Tuesday. One of
Speaker 2: the things we were looking at was mixed businesses. You
Speaker 2: often see this around town where it's not just one thing,
Speaker 2: it's two things. And we have some great calls. One
Speaker 2: that was about the there was a cafe taxidermy. There
Speaker 2: was also the burger place that does your tax returns.
Speaker 2: And then the one that we keep coming back to
Speaker 2: is the pet kremitor him and the mechanic car mechanics
Speaker 2: and pet Crematorium. And on the line now eight days
Speaker 2: later from talking about this, we have Kevin who actually
Speaker 2: works there.
Speaker 1: Kevin, good morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 14: How are you love the show? You've always had a
Speaker 14: lot of laughs, brilliant, Thank.
Speaker 2: You very much mate.
Speaker 5: Well, listen, we've been fascinated by your business.
Speaker 2: A few people are Is it genuinely pet crematorium an
Speaker 2: your car mechanics?
Speaker 1: Yes, But what came first?
Speaker 14: Well, I've been a mechanic for more years than I
Speaker 14: care to remember, and when my my wife retired from
Speaker 14: RAC the Road Service as a dispatcher, and she decided
Speaker 14: we decided that for some research to open our own crematorium.
Speaker 2: Now we've all done research online. What research allegends, well,
Speaker 2: goes a bit like this.
Speaker 14: There are I think about ten, maybe twelve of these
Speaker 14: services available on the whole state. So it's a feeling narrow.
Speaker 14: And we had to get the right equipment, which happens
Speaker 14: to be locally made. And yeah, see a bit of
Speaker 14: money invested in it the while we go.
Speaker 2: So can you do this right?
Speaker 5: Can I come and get my car serviced?
Speaker 2: But at the same time a beloved cat or a
Speaker 2: dog or a parakeet be cremated.
Speaker 14: With the proper rangemus? Yes, no problems. It takes about
Speaker 14: four hours to do the cremation and probably about half
Speaker 14: that to do the car service. But in winter time,
Speaker 14: I have a centrally hated workshop.
Speaker 2: Wrong the world crematorium essentrally heated don't belong together.
Speaker 5: But it's very hot right there?
Speaker 2: And can what about if I come in? I'm very upset,
Speaker 2: my beloved dog has passed away. My shit's here.
Speaker 5: But then you also go, hey, listen, we can sort
Speaker 5: this out for you. That car's looking a bit dirty.
Speaker 2: What about a valet?
Speaker 14: Well, after being an URSA road service patrolmans for twenty years, yeah,
Speaker 14: I do tend to get oh, hanging a second, that's
Speaker 14: something wrong with your car. But I don't tried to
Speaker 14: run up business.
Speaker 5: I don't need to, right, And so was it your
Speaker 5: wife's genius idea?
Speaker 14: This bit of both? Actually?
Speaker 5: And how's it going?
Speaker 14: Absolute hammer and tongs. I could have could have gone,
Speaker 14: it's really hot and going like that.
Speaker 2: But well, okay, and what have you done this morning?
Speaker 2: Have you been picking up some more?
Speaker 14: Well, unfortunately I had to go to the Melbourne Aquarium
Speaker 14: and pick up two penguins, king penguin and a gen
Speaker 14: two penguin that unfortunately passed away the other day.
Speaker 2: Who did you pick up? I know a couple of
Speaker 2: them there.
Speaker 14: Well, if you notice Sebastian king penguin as well, we
Speaker 14: had a good friend called Finn. Yeah, exactly. Well, they're
Speaker 14: here to be processed and returned.
Speaker 3: In a couple of days, and what did the aquarium do? Withes?
Speaker 14: They are going to take them down to the beach
Speaker 14: and release them.
Speaker 2: That's lovely, beautiful in the gift shop as a paperweight,
Speaker 2: An told you if.
Speaker 14: You really want, because it's one of the little services
Speaker 14: that we have. Exactly, I can't actually get that done.
Speaker 2: It's a nice way.
Speaker 3: So your pet lives on together as a paperwork, your pet,
Speaker 3: not the penguins.
Speaker 2: Fin and I were actually pretty good buddies. After some days,
Speaker 2: after a bad show, I go down there and just
Speaker 2: tap on his little window and have a wave and
Speaker 2: he flappers at left wing at me tomorrow wager won
Speaker 2: those gorgeous hidden they have all right, well, Kevin, thank
Speaker 2: you very much. Give us a cool this morning. What
Speaker 2: is the name of the business.
Speaker 14: It is called Elysium Fields, which is the Roman legend
Speaker 14: of heaven.
Speaker 2: A lot came out of.
Speaker 5: That research session on the computer.
Speaker 6: And this.
Speaker 2: Heaven. It's a great greasy kar mechant there in heaven
Speaker 2: and crematorium.
Speaker 14: No, no, they won't let us up, all right, Kevin,
Speaker 14: thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Cool. And what's the name of your wife? Say? How
Speaker 2: do you want?
Speaker 14: I watch Julie and she used the boss she rounded business.
Speaker 5: All right, thank you very much for giving us a goal.
Speaker 14: All right now, thank you guys.
Speaker 2: Alright, p Sebastian and.
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