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<v Speaker 1>Quest John O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now, I'm in the most dangerous vehicle I could

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<v Speaker 2>be in right now, and that is Jack's ute.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, you're the one who people will find out on

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<v Speaker 3>today's show that had praying in the car park yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>So now I do want to be rude on air.

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<v Speaker 2>But that lady reversed into me. But I just made

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<v Speaker 2>it sound like that unasked. I didn't want to be rude. Hi,

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<v Speaker 2>this is the podcast intro with me and Jack Eyes

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<v Speaker 2>on the road at all time. We're headed to our

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<v Speaker 2>brewery to go and have a look at the beer

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<v Speaker 2>as it comes off the shelves.

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<v Speaker 3>Now it's not our brewery.

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<v Speaker 2>Technically they should gi us fifty percent of all the

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<v Speaker 2>blugs they've had on air. Now, things we need at

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<v Speaker 2>the moment on the show, A couple of things came

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<v Speaker 2>up today's show. If you've got any stories about moving furniture,

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<v Speaker 2>big and unwieldly furniture, a little bits of furniture like

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<v Speaker 2>the guy you're about to hear got trapped by wardrobe

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<v Speaker 2>and actually trapped in the wardrobe. And also have any

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<v Speaker 2>of you actually banned from something Part A and Part

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<v Speaker 2>B or is it part one and part two. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>banned from something, but bonus if it's been banned for life.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet you've never banned from anything in your life,

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<v Speaker 2>have you, ah band?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a good boy and from two pubs about seven

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<v Speaker 2>years apart, not the same pub. Unreally behavior one, to

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<v Speaker 2>be fair, it was only a couple of years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>It's actually very embarrassed, embarrassing to be banned from a

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<v Speaker 2>pub and you're an adult. But they had a really

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<v Speaker 2>good juke box there, and I put in a load

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<v Speaker 2>of requests, you know, once you put your money, your

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<v Speaker 2>coins in, like loads of old classic albums in the eighties,

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<v Speaker 2>nineties and seventies. I want to hear some Springsteen stones.

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<v Speaker 2>They turned it off and this guy, this idiot hipster,

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<v Speaker 2>was there just playing, started playing on his decks that

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<v Speaker 2>were on the bar and was playing like awful kind

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<v Speaker 2>of trance music. And so I said, turned that turned

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<v Speaker 2>us off. I had had quite a lot to drink.

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<v Speaker 2>He just carried on and I used some stronger language

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<v Speaker 2>and let's go there. I'm out in the streets for life.

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<v Speaker 2>I stand by. I don'tant to go back in that place.

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<v Speaker 2>Plus you still at me two bucks in my unplaced

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<v Speaker 2>Springsteen and Stoves. Shame is a really good pub, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Email me is always Christian at Gold one four three

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<v Speaker 2>dot com dot au. Does this have any air cup corn?

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<v Speaker 2>It's really hot in here.

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<v Speaker 3>We can put the windows down.

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<v Speaker 1>That is the aircon the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh look, it's Monica Lewinsky.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>I was terrified a tree would grow my lungs and

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<v Speaker 2>I would die.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Christian o'connall Breakfast Show, Melvin's Gold one

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<v Speaker 1>o four point three.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, good morning Wednesday morning, Christian O'Connor breadforst show.

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning Jack Post.

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<v Speaker 3>How are you Christian?

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<v Speaker 5>Worried about yesterday?

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<v Speaker 2>I was leaving this fine radio station out the front

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<v Speaker 2>of this fairy radio station where I have I'm lucky

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<v Speaker 2>enough to have on the parking sports right out the

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<v Speaker 2>front here verstly car little accident or prang into another

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<v Speaker 2>person's car at the front of the radio station.

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<v Speaker 4>Pats, I saw the commotion.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well you saw it. You witnessed it, but didn't

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<v Speaker 3>stop to help.

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<v Speaker 2>No, where were you because everyone else came to out

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<v Speaker 2>They now to get the jaws of life to cut

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<v Speaker 2>me out the car. It was touching.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm lucky to be here today.

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<v Speaker 4>What's he done?

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<v Speaker 3>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>So where were you?

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<v Speaker 3>The shadow standing in a window in the top four go.

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<v Speaker 5>With that old voodoo doll. A daughter has to be.

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<v Speaker 2>Putting a pin in.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I actually thought you were swapping cars. It didn't

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<v Speaker 4>look that bad.

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<v Speaker 2>But where were you? Why didn't you come and check

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<v Speaker 2>it all out?

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<v Speaker 4>You sound group of people around you eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>So it was one person ray and that was the

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<v Speaker 2>last person union. He could make it worse. It's the

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<v Speaker 2>craziest man in radio. Turned up out of nowhere like

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<v Speaker 2>some sort of shadow and was like mister Wolf from

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<v Speaker 2>Reservoir Dogs. He was going, get just get out of here.

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<v Speaker 2>I can. I can sort all this outway. I did

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<v Speaker 2>get the girl. My detail was right. I've got some

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<v Speaker 2>tea cut up buff that out. Just get out of

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<v Speaker 2>teacoff Pommy.

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<v Speaker 5>Teakoff short he ever prefers to him as Pommy.

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<v Speaker 2>So where were you? I mean annoyed that you were

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<v Speaker 2>like lurking or watching someone.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I was just I happened to be talking on

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<v Speaker 4>my phone as I thought you were swapping cars. I

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<v Speaker 4>didn't realize, what does that mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Swapping car?

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<v Speaker 4>Who just that everywhere here? Because not ever you don't

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<v Speaker 4>have a park full time unless you're like Christian O'Connell.

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<v Speaker 4>But I thought someone might have been going into your

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<v Speaker 4>park in there was sort of like, hang on, just

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<v Speaker 4>move my I.

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<v Speaker 2>Was moodily swapping cars by ramming mine into theirs. And

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<v Speaker 2>how about I nudge you into that bay there.

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<v Speaker 3>When someone swaps over to another car park? Why did

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<v Speaker 3>people get out of their cars and crowd around and

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<v Speaker 3>go riding a little bit to.

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<v Speaker 5>Start looking at bumpers and looking at your bumper?

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<v Speaker 4>I tell you what, though, lucky it wasn't raised big.

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<v Speaker 4>Have you seen raise big thumping?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, he's got like a John Wick card. It's some

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<v Speaker 5>beautiful car.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>Ray is the guy who when we ever have to

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<v Speaker 3>record ads at this station, he's the one who records

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<v Speaker 3>them and goes give it more live.

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<v Speaker 2>He's been working in radios about two thousand years. And

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<v Speaker 2>the last voiceover session I did with him, so he

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<v Speaker 2>when you do one of these voiceovers for adverts, there's

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<v Speaker 2>someone barking into your ears. And the last one I

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<v Speaker 2>did about two and a half weeks ago. I come in,

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<v Speaker 2>what client it was I did the first read and

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was pretty good. Right, he went, have

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<v Speaker 2>you come back without any humanity or warmth? And I

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't sure if it was right or inner dialog. God,

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<v Speaker 2>that's deep, still thinking about it right to my last breath,

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<v Speaker 2>my humanity or warmth. And then it's I did another

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<v Speaker 2>read with hopefully more humanity in it, and then he

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<v Speaker 2>went better, next one, PM me better, next one. That's

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<v Speaker 2>all he does. So yeah, the worst thing about it.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's just a little praying into her bumper. But

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<v Speaker 2>she was driving a higher car. If it's just hard car,

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<v Speaker 2>it's easy to get someone to sort it out, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Whereas now the worst people to have any praying with

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<v Speaker 2>a higher car companies.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a blank check for them, don't they just make

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<v Speaker 3>it up?

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<v Speaker 2>Jack, You can't enter a blank checking to pay your bills.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>You guys ever sleep on your arm in a weird

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<v Speaker 3>way so that you get pins and needles or that

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<v Speaker 3>dead arm feelings?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I do frequently. It's horrible. So you've got

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<v Speaker 2>to do that little fist pump in the middle of

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<v Speaker 2>the night.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh see, I roll over to the side and throw

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<v Speaker 3>the arm off the bed so that it regenerates.

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<v Speaker 2>But those big long lings of yours, like a daddy

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<v Speaker 2>long edge, You've got to do that the rest of

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<v Speaker 2>us mere immortals. Now I do the thing where you

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<v Speaker 2>flex your fingers in and out's trying to get the blood

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<v Speaker 2>going again. It's horrible.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, last night, I don't know how I did it,

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<v Speaker 3>but for the first time ever, I must have slept

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<v Speaker 3>on both arms and they and I woke up and

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<v Speaker 3>they were both dead.

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<v Speaker 2>How is that humanly possible?

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<v Speaker 3>I guess like they were crossed over my chest and

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<v Speaker 3>I was on sleeping face down.

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<v Speaker 5>No one sleeps like that on your belly.

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<v Speaker 3>I move all kinds of ways.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're basically face down on the bed, hugging your sound.

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<v Speaker 3>Imagine how a vampire sleeps in the coffin. But I'm

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<v Speaker 3>flipped up the other wise. It's more like you fell

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<v Speaker 3>from an air into the bed. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 3>I did, but I woke up with that weird heavy

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<v Speaker 3>arm feeling, and then I usually shift to one side

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<v Speaker 3>and throw the arm off the bed, the affected arm.

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<v Speaker 3>This last night, I had to shift my whole body

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<v Speaker 3>and turn it around to throw both arms off your bed.

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<v Speaker 2>Your poor petit wife, whilst the long limbed jack bost

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<v Speaker 2>like he's ninety nine percent of the bed is chat.

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<v Speaker 3>And now I'm at a ninety degree angle from my

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<v Speaker 3>usual sleeping position, so my legs are draping over her

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<v Speaker 3>and my arms are back over And was she able.

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<v Speaker 2>To sleep during this?

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<v Speaker 3>I think she She's a pretty heavy sleeper. Actually, when

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<v Speaker 3>I used to wake.

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<v Speaker 2>Up the dated no no, no no on a Friday,

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<v Speaker 2>sleep half four, I don't want to see old Michael Jackson.

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<v Speaker 3>Jesus JO she is a consensual sleeper?

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<v Speaker 6>Is that?

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<v Speaker 2>The title of today's show.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Take him on in six twenty five, Christian O'Connor Brackfast

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<v Speaker 2>Show lakes Laparty. This is where you can email us

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<v Speaker 2>about anything we've been talking about on the show. No

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<v Speaker 2>topic is completely left dead at first. We've got Tiff

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<v Speaker 2>Franks yesterday on the show. We were talking about on

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<v Speaker 2>five to but Tuesday getting trapped, Christian, I was trapped

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<v Speaker 2>myself in a bedroom. I was moving a large wardrobe

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<v Speaker 2>as a potential phone in next week about moving large objects.

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<v Speaker 2>There are always a nightmare. Have you ever tried to

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<v Speaker 2>move a fridge or you.

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<v Speaker 3>Were just telling us this morning about when you did plats.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you know he shipped over from England his washer

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<v Speaker 3>and dryer, Like, wouldn't you?

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<v Speaker 2>That is just no the company we're paying for the

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<v Speaker 2>weight of everything.

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<v Speaker 5>Guys, me and the kids got it.

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<v Speaker 2>It was cheaper than flying out. We're all in there

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<v Speaker 2>at the dog. But what did you know we could

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<v Speaker 2>wash our own clothes.

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<v Speaker 3>What did you have to stick through it?

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<v Speaker 2>Like rods poles like to stop the essentral drum in

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<v Speaker 2>your try and moving obviously? Is it's shipped across the

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<v Speaker 2>seas for six weeks? Yeah, Christian, I wants to trap

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<v Speaker 2>myself in a bedroom. Was moving a large wardrobe and

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<v Speaker 2>one room to the other. I got wedged against the banister. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I tried to move into the hall. It's now half

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<v Speaker 2>in half out of the room. There's always that chipping point,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't there where you're too late to go? Actually, this

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<v Speaker 2>is too much for just me. One of the doors

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<v Speaker 2>swings open. I couldn't put it back into the room,

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<v Speaker 2>and I couldn't move it out. I finally managed to

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<v Speaker 2>wiggle it just enough so I could actually climb through

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<v Speaker 2>the wardrobe and out into the hallway to answer this.

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<v Speaker 2>I then discovered that the wardrobe came apart, so I

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<v Speaker 2>actually made all the effort for nothing. That's t tiff

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<v Speaker 2>Christian trapped. In year ten, we went on school trip

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<v Speaker 2>to Paris. We went to Disneyland or the Final Devi

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<v Speaker 2>a visit. We were given the freedom to roam around

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<v Speaker 2>in groups. There's your mistake around there, freedom teenagers roam

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<v Speaker 2>around in groups. No good comes from the second half

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<v Speaker 2>of that equation. Me and a few mates banding together

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<v Speaker 2>and heads straight to the Tower of Terror. The Rider

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<v Speaker 2>is a series of vertical drops in a carriage in

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<v Speaker 2>side the tower. Having waited at least an hour in

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<v Speaker 2>the que we finally got ourselves strapped in. I still

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<v Speaker 2>don't understand why we did this, but whilst we're being

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<v Speaker 2>propelled up and down the tower, my friend decided to

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<v Speaker 2>fling his backpack into the air one idiot and shouted.

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<v Speaker 2>All of a sudden, the lights went out, The ride

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<v Speaker 2>came to a shuddering hole, and an angry Frenchman on

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<v Speaker 2>the PA system singled out my friend in the front

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<v Speaker 2>row for violating health and safety code. We were then

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<v Speaker 2>left stranded in the ride with angry French people for

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<v Speaker 2>about an hour while to shut down the ride from

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<v Speaker 2>the rest of the park covers and slowly brought us

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<v Speaker 2>back down to the top of the tower. Once they

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<v Speaker 2>pulled aside and told us that we caused any disruption,

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<v Speaker 2>our school would be banned for life from Disney Paris.

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<v Speaker 2>Our teachers then informed us we were to stick right

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<v Speaker 2>by their sides for the rest of the day. That's

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<v Speaker 2>from Newman's Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 3>Life bends is another great topic that we have to

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<v Speaker 3>open and.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, banned for life. It's the over the top banning.

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<v Speaker 2>Is how are you going to enforce that? Manager's staff

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<v Speaker 2>are going to come and go? Who's going to carry

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<v Speaker 2>the flame for my lifetime banning? Yeah, lifetime bannings are

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<v Speaker 2>moving large objects as well. Let me know Christian at

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, then, so we're gonna do smarter than Google?

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<v Speaker 5>Why is it so?

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<v Speaker 7>Are you smart?

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<v Speaker 2>So?

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<v Speaker 1>Then Google?

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<v Speaker 2>Baby? This that production must never ever be played again?

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<v Speaker 2>What that is? Our former sound producer no longer works

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<v Speaker 2>for the show. He should have packed that up and

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<v Speaker 2>took it with him with his posters and his lucky

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<v Speaker 2>gonks mark. Why would you leave that? What does he say? Baby?

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<v Speaker 2>For no reason says that it's twenty twenty?

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<v Speaker 1>Why is it?

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<v Speaker 2>So? Are you smart? So?

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<v Speaker 8>Then Google Baby?

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<v Speaker 2>We go with it this morning. Okay, now we need

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<v Speaker 2>new one for next week. All right, then smarter than Google.

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<v Speaker 2>This is where we ask you not to go to Google.

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<v Speaker 2>Do not pick up your phones, don't go to desktop

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<v Speaker 2>computer or your laptop. Let's try and work out the

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<v Speaker 2>answer to questions together using our collective brain power. So

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<v Speaker 2>this morning's question actually comes from producer Brad. We were

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<v Speaker 2>chatting today before if we wanted to get an answer

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<v Speaker 2>to some questions, what questions would be like to ask?

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<v Speaker 2>And we were talking about how you should always empty

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<v Speaker 2>out the lint drawer or the lint dryer after you've

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<v Speaker 2>used every cycle on your tumble draper.

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<v Speaker 3>I am clee that filter every time I do.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and take out the little water drawer as well.

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<v Speaker 3>The water drawer I think is on a more expensive

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<v Speaker 3>version of thirst dryers a state.

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<v Speaker 4>You've got a steam dryer, have you.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, It's like you know, it's the drum. You put

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<v Speaker 2>it in there and it drives.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't have to have the like the evacuation pipe

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<v Speaker 3>that goes outside the house.

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<v Speaker 2>Things called act What is it in outlet?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, we have a pie that essentially goes under the

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<v Speaker 3>house and sprays out all the water.

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<v Speaker 2>Got draw like an actual draw on your desk?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's more expensive, is it?

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<v Speaker 9>Why?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I've got to empty it every time. I'd like

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<v Speaker 2>a pine that just got rid of it.

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<v Speaker 3>But it means you don't have to plummet outside the house.

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<v Speaker 2>Great event. Anyway, everyone's on tenter hooks. Listen to this

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<v Speaker 2>this morning. Our question is the lint itself? It is

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<v Speaker 2>always Producer brand was right? A bluey hue? Yes, gray, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's it's always that colored, regardless of what you're

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<v Speaker 2>actually drying, whether it's white gear, white gear, criocke of

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<v Speaker 2>whites that my trampolining outfit, my unitard always white. It's

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<v Speaker 2>always a bluey kind of hue. Why is that also?

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<v Speaker 2>Little life hack here? When you empty out the linch draw,

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<v Speaker 2>don't throw.

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<v Speaker 3>Away what do you do with it?

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<v Speaker 2>I put it into a little food bag And if

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<v Speaker 2>there's any accidental spillages in the kitchen, it's a great

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<v Speaker 2>kind of makeshift to dab and clean things up tissues

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<v Speaker 2>next to me. Come round, I'm going to show you

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<v Speaker 2>my sandwich bag of lint. Also, if you want to

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<v Speaker 2>ever sort of you ever trying to make a pin

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<v Speaker 2>cushion or make your own homemade cushion, eat some cheap

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<v Speaker 2>stuffing as well. Lint works for a treat to make

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<v Speaker 2>your own pillows, yep, pets, stuff playing with it as well?

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<v Speaker 4>Stuff from your belly button? Does that go in with it?

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<v Speaker 2>That's the same color as well? That's bluey? Why is

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<v Speaker 2>it all right? Don't go to Google? Why is it

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<v Speaker 2>always a hue of blue? The lint nine four one

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<v Speaker 2>four one o four three nine four one four one

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<v Speaker 2>o four three. Bonus question today as well, the team

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<v Speaker 2>do not want me to ever ask you, but I

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<v Speaker 2>keep putting it up every week is do penguins have

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<v Speaker 2>knees so muddy?

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<v Speaker 3>The waters were too quick?

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<v Speaker 2>The waters, however.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to muddy The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Raster in the mood, asking questions, trying to get answers.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw the creepiest Valentine's Day ever yesterday. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>think this is creepy? Yeah? A card says in the front.

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<v Speaker 2>Happy Valentine's Dear Daddy. I'm going to send it to

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<v Speaker 2>the boss anonymously.

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<v Speaker 7>Game.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think. Yeah, the hole muction be encouraging Valentine's

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<v Speaker 3>Day cards to go between family members. What's wrong with that?

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<v Speaker 2>There are certain communities that are okay with that, and.

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<v Speaker 3>Or that you know so rural you sometimes.

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<v Speaker 2>The jeans are all blended together. And I don't mean

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<v Speaker 2>the genuine ones. You know, someone's been peeing in the

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<v Speaker 2>old gene pool out.

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<v Speaker 4>There and where are Dad always.

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<v Speaker 2>Gets Valentine's my brother sister one card delete. It's applicable.

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<v Speaker 3>Your dad gets you one.

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<v Speaker 4>My dad gets my little girl one every year since

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<v Speaker 4>she was born.

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<v Speaker 2>That is nice, that's nice, But going the other way,

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<v Speaker 2>happy Valentine's Dear.

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<v Speaker 5>Daddy just creep me out. I saw do you remember?

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<v Speaker 2>Also? I remember years ago there used to be your

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<v Speaker 2>affections to somebody. They used to have giant Valentine's carts,

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<v Speaker 2>you remember in the in the shops they have really

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<v Speaker 2>big ones. You don't get any more than some Patsy

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<v Speaker 2>don't mean that we're like padded.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh I don't remember.

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<v Speaker 2>They were padded really well with I think lint that

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<v Speaker 2>we are doing hang on, let's play the production. Baby Hi,

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<v Speaker 2>we're doing smarter than Google.

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<v Speaker 5>Why is it so you.

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<v Speaker 1>Google?

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<v Speaker 2>Baby h? We ask you not to consult Google. We're

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<v Speaker 2>trying to work out the answer to questions this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Lint it's always a bluey color, the lint that's left over,

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<v Speaker 2>the lord fluff in your dryer after you've had a cycle.

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<v Speaker 2>Why is it always blue? And a really big question

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<v Speaker 2>today those penguins do they have knees? All right, let's

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<v Speaker 2>go to David. Good morning, David, Hello, Christian, it's Dio here.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you, Dano, Good morning, Welcome to the show,

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<v Speaker 2>my friend, And what can you tell us about lint?

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<v Speaker 7>I can tell you definitive why the lint is blue?

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<v Speaker 2>Off you go, mate.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, the philosopher doctor Carl actually proved it a while ago.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a philosopher, that's right, doctor Jack.

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<v Speaker 7>He proved that it's blue because the majority of clothing,

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<v Speaker 7>most eyes tend to have a blue bass. So your

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<v Speaker 7>dryer tends to pull a lot of blue lint out,

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<v Speaker 7>and that's why belly button lint is blue. And doctor

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<v Speaker 7>Carl actually won an Ignoble prize by proving why belly

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<v Speaker 7>button lint is blue?

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<v Speaker 2>That's amazing. Those prizes there, Yeah, the ones they've had

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<v Speaker 2>this are actually really interesting, aren't they. You're right so

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<v Speaker 2>much so. It's blue one of the primary colors, and

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<v Speaker 2>that's why it's used so much as a primary bass

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<v Speaker 2>color and clothing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, I believe your dare, but I don't. How do

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<v Speaker 3>they make red out of blue?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh? Magic?

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<v Speaker 2>There you go. That's why I got that price. Well, Danie,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you. You don't know anything about penguin's knees anything

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<v Speaker 2>in this area.

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<v Speaker 7>Not that, not that I know of.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you ring triple J for us tomorrow this time

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<v Speaker 3>next week we'll meet back here.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, thank you very much to give us a cool mate,

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<v Speaker 5>great answer.

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<v Speaker 2>Cheers. Matt Is on the line. Good morning, Matt Man,

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<v Speaker 2>got something penguines. This is exciting, Matt. Hey, guys, Matt,

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<v Speaker 2>good morning morning man.

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<v Speaker 10>I've got a definity answer about the penguins for you.

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<v Speaker 10>How are you going?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh last the Holy Girl. I'm very excited to hear this.

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<v Speaker 2>Do penguins have knees?

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<v Speaker 10>Yes, they're doing now. Make my four year old son

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<v Speaker 10>happen to ask me. After watching Happy Feet. We were

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<v Speaker 10>at my parents' place and they don't have internet reception

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<v Speaker 10>or mobile phone reception. So we had to go to

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<v Speaker 10>the old full nineteen eighty seven edition of the encycled Breedia.

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<v Speaker 2>But what is it saying, the good old leather bound

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<v Speaker 2>Encyclopedia penguin.

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<v Speaker 10>Large amount of her and feathers that cover the majority

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<v Speaker 10>of their legs. So it looks that they've gotten really

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<v Speaker 10>short legs and their needs for them actually definitely got

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<v Speaker 10>longer legs than me have got knees.

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<v Speaker 2>This is brilliant. Well, I'm excited to know this finally.

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<v Speaker 2>For years, I've always wondered about this because and I

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<v Speaker 2>think it came from when I first saw happy Feet

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, I don't see any nudging of a

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<v Speaker 2>knee underneath that little that little thing. Then Morgan's voice

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<v Speaker 2>sober as well, when he saw March the Penguins, he

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<v Speaker 2>didn't mention their dainty little knees. So it's a bit

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<v Speaker 2>of a mystery to me. But now you clear that up, Matt.

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<v Speaker 2>That is great, Matt, Thank you very much, mate, brilliant cool.

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<v Speaker 10>Take care.

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<v Speaker 2>We need to go on to eBay right now. We

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<v Speaker 2>need to see if we can buy a set of

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<v Speaker 2>Encyclopedia Britannica. I will pay for this personally, we will

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<v Speaker 2>get a shelf built in the studio. When we do

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<v Speaker 2>smarter than Google or reference anything, we should go old school.

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<v Speaker 2>We won't go on Google anymore. We'll go to our encyclopedias.

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<v Speaker 2>We need to buy the entire set right acking through

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<v Speaker 2>to z. Let's ever look at eBay? Can you are

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<v Speaker 2>they still being sold?

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Podcast, Encyclopedia Britannica. Those used to be the on back

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<v Speaker 2>in the day, leather bound collectible. It's what knowledge came

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<v Speaker 2>and they updated it every couple of years. Because guess

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<v Speaker 2>what knowledge got updated. This is all before we had

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<v Speaker 2>all the world's knowledge, everything that's ever been recorded nanoseconds

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<v Speaker 2>on our phones. Now, it's crazy when you think about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Just put any question in about anything. Now we can

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<v Speaker 2>get the answer to it, thousands and thousands of words

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<v Speaker 2>of articles and stuff like that. But years ago you

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<v Speaker 2>had to wait for them. I think I remember, Pats.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you had this here we still do.

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<v Speaker 2>You remember the old ancient daughter door sales people that

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<v Speaker 2>used to come out. It would be a makeup lady

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<v Speaker 2>that would come around once a night, called the Avon

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<v Speaker 2>lady in the UK. And then there would also be

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<v Speaker 2>the guy that came around selling hawking these leather bound

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<v Speaker 2>Encyclopedia Britannicas you.

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<v Speaker 3>Would buy and he's big backpack.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, this guy is rip. He would have a suitcase

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<v Speaker 2>and he put up in your street and go knocking

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<v Speaker 2>on the door with this giant suitcase that had the

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<v Speaker 2>brochure and these leather bounds, highly collectible, highly coveted Encyclopedia Britannicas.

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<v Speaker 2>And we're just talking about we don't think called smarter

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<v Speaker 2>than Google, and we ask you not to look at Google,

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<v Speaker 2>try and work out the answer questions. And one of

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<v Speaker 2>the questions was do penguins have knees? A lovely guy

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<v Speaker 2>I finally called it, called Matt, called in and said

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<v Speaker 2>that he was running his mum and dad's A little

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<v Speaker 2>four year old boy asked him that after watching Happy Feet,

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<v Speaker 2>and they didn't have phone or internet excess out there,

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<v Speaker 2>so we had to go through his mum and dad's

0:21:18.720 --> 0:21:21.880
<v Speaker 2>Encyclopedia Britannica, and they found out that penguins do have knees.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, but it made me think I would

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<v Speaker 2>love to own an entire set of the bound Of course,

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<v Speaker 2>of Encyclopedia Britannicas. That we could get a shelf built

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<v Speaker 2>in the studio, so have them on because we often

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<v Speaker 2>do need information, don't we.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, And it would make you on the videos, it

0:21:34.359 --> 0:21:36.600
<v Speaker 3>would make you look very important. It's like a lawyer

0:21:36.640 --> 0:21:38.320
<v Speaker 3>who has a bunch of books behind him.

0:21:38.359 --> 0:21:40.960
<v Speaker 2>Suddenly a Fifi and Eddie here that I actually have

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<v Speaker 2>my di suppose to what my fingertips here on my

0:21:43.960 --> 0:21:46.800
<v Speaker 2>studio desk, not just fadures, but parbably does the show

0:21:46.840 --> 0:21:50.040
<v Speaker 2>with leather bound encyclopedia. This is why they hired it

0:21:50.080 --> 0:21:52.080
<v Speaker 2>all the way in the UK. But I need to

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<v Speaker 2>get hold of some soon. What's going to go on eBay?

0:21:54.400 --> 0:21:57.040
<v Speaker 2>It turns out loads of you listening have actually got them.

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<v Speaker 5>Edmund, Hello, Christian Hell, I'm good.

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<v Speaker 2>So do you have a set of an entire set

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<v Speaker 2>eighth and a Z of the Encyclopedia Britannicas.

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<v Speaker 11>I do, mate, probably from the definitely from nineteen nineties,

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<v Speaker 11>and that's exactly where I bought it from Knock knocking

0:22:13.400 --> 0:22:16.399
<v Speaker 11>on the door. I was a bit of a sucker

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<v Speaker 11>for those guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, me too, have youone used to follow that those

0:22:19.280 --> 0:22:20.960
<v Speaker 2>people used to make a fortune. They always had like

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<v Speaker 2>a really flash car.

0:22:22.480 --> 0:22:25.040
<v Speaker 5>The salespeople as well. So we actually is it still

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<v Speaker 5>at yours?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you own it?

0:22:27.720 --> 0:22:31.879
<v Speaker 11>It's still there, yeah, in mint condition? And maybe probably

0:22:31.880 --> 0:22:34.000
<v Speaker 11>I kept the yearbooks going for a few years too.

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<v Speaker 2>Mint condition. There's another thing that used.

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<v Speaker 5>That's another word from that time, isn't it so?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that because you were trying to preserve them, Edmond?

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<v Speaker 3>Or you never really found yourself reading them.

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<v Speaker 11>Back then? You have probably read this a couple of

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<v Speaker 11>times and looked up a couple of things, but it

0:22:49.280 --> 0:22:52.800
<v Speaker 11>just seemed to be too hard to find which which

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<v Speaker 11>one to go for?

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<v Speaker 2>And families, middle class families like to have them on display,

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<v Speaker 2>didn't they to try and give an air of education

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<v Speaker 2>stuff that they were.

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<v Speaker 11>I had a couple of young kids there too, and

0:23:04.040 --> 0:23:06.400
<v Speaker 11>we even got the children's one.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's it. Yeah, And then you used to bring

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<v Speaker 2>out special editions. I seen to member as well. Now, Edmund,

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<v Speaker 2>can I have this?

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<v Speaker 3>Ah?

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, you can have it?

0:23:15.520 --> 0:23:17.640
<v Speaker 2>Well, you're happy just to give it to me. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>happy to pay some money.

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<v Speaker 11>Oh well, you know you're you're a pretty generous sort

0:23:22.160 --> 0:23:24.439
<v Speaker 11>of a guy. Listened to you every morning, and what

0:23:24.480 --> 0:23:25.639
<v Speaker 11>would you offer me?

0:23:26.119 --> 0:23:29.600
<v Speaker 2>I've got five thousand beer coasters at the moment, more

0:23:29.640 --> 0:23:32.680
<v Speaker 2>than one can have one thousand beer coasters in exchange

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<v Speaker 2>for your Encyclopedia britannicash.

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<v Speaker 11>Sorry, Christian, I don't collect them.

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<v Speaker 2>What else do you want?

0:23:42.280 --> 0:23:42.920
<v Speaker 11>Bet some cash?

0:23:43.640 --> 0:23:44.480
<v Speaker 5>How much do you want.

0:23:49.160 --> 0:23:53.800
<v Speaker 2>Backs? What kind of listeners have we got? I actually

0:23:53.880 --> 0:23:56.280
<v Speaker 2>want to charge me one thousand dollars. I can get

0:23:56.280 --> 0:23:57.720
<v Speaker 2>the information on my phone.

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<v Speaker 11>Mate, but the game is don't call Google.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's get a Lucas. Good morning, Lucy, Good

0:24:13.000 --> 0:24:16.520
<v Speaker 2>morning Lucy. Have you got sets of Encyclopedia Britannicas.

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<v Speaker 12>I have a set of funk and Wagnles new Encyclopedia.

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<v Speaker 2>Now was that some sort of tribute act to who

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<v Speaker 2>are Funking.

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<v Speaker 12>Encyclopedia?

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<v Speaker 10>Well?

0:24:33.440 --> 0:24:35.120
<v Speaker 2>It was like a cheaper version, was it?

0:24:35.440 --> 0:24:35.840
<v Speaker 12>I think?

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<v Speaker 3>So it's the home brand version.

0:24:38.600 --> 0:24:43.040
<v Speaker 2>The Australian versions is a couple of pages. So have

0:24:43.119 --> 0:24:45.359
<v Speaker 2>you still got them? Rad it mom and dads? Or

0:24:45.359 --> 0:24:46.280
<v Speaker 2>do you still own them?

0:24:46.480 --> 0:24:48.600
<v Speaker 13>I've got them, I've got them my mom and dad.

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<v Speaker 12>I think still have a set of Encyclopedia Britannicas as well.

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<v Speaker 3>What year are your Funking Wagonles from?

0:24:55.560 --> 0:24:55.760
<v Speaker 5>Well?

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<v Speaker 12>I was just trying to work it out, and in

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<v Speaker 12>the front.

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<v Speaker 2>They're all Roman. So all right, hang on, help there's

0:25:04.359 --> 0:25:08.240
<v Speaker 2>an M there. Yeah, M is for millennia. That's for

0:25:08.280 --> 0:25:11.320
<v Speaker 2>a millennium, so that's one thousand. What's the other one, See,

0:25:11.359 --> 0:25:13.720
<v Speaker 2>that's for a century. That's a that's one hundred. So

0:25:13.880 --> 0:25:20.280
<v Speaker 2>they're from the eleven hundreds, the oldest thing in Australia.

0:25:21.440 --> 0:25:23.680
<v Speaker 12>But then I found in the back because it's still

0:25:23.720 --> 0:25:27.320
<v Speaker 12>got the original business reply mail bit in it where

0:25:27.320 --> 0:25:30.240
<v Speaker 12>you can send off and get a free map that

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<v Speaker 12>says from ninety one.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, yeah, you used to be to get like computer

0:25:36.040 --> 0:25:37.560
<v Speaker 2>maps and mouse mats and things that.

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<v Speaker 3>We should send away for the free map.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's the map. That's great, Lucy, that's great.

0:25:42.880 --> 0:25:46.199
<v Speaker 2>So I'm really in the market for Encyclopedia Britannica's not

0:25:46.200 --> 0:25:49.200
<v Speaker 2>the knockoff version, but thank you anyway, that's all right,

0:25:49.880 --> 0:25:52.120
<v Speaker 2>So I'm nowhere near that near it's owning some am

0:25:52.119 --> 0:25:53.679
<v Speaker 2>I well known for one thousand dollars on.

0:25:56.800 --> 0:25:59.119
<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show podcast.

0:25:59.400 --> 0:26:03.880
<v Speaker 2>Christian Family couldn't afford the Encyclopaedia Britannica, so we got

0:26:03.880 --> 0:26:04.280
<v Speaker 2>the funk.

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<v Speaker 5>If you just tuned in, you don't know what that means.

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<v Speaker 5>Tune in earlier, Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a complete world book Encyclopedia sets from the eighties.

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<v Speaker 5>Not Mint, but GC good condition, good condition.

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<v Speaker 3>Min mink condition has been thrown around on the phones.

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<v Speaker 3>Willy nilly, mink condition means hardly touched.

0:26:29.320 --> 0:26:33.080
<v Speaker 2>Right, Oh yes, yeah, virtually brand new. That's what I'm saying.

0:26:33.240 --> 0:26:35.720
<v Speaker 2>Mint's condition is this breakfast show mint condition?

0:26:37.119 --> 0:26:41.560
<v Speaker 3>Is it even good con and used and passed around?

0:26:42.240 --> 0:26:42.560
<v Speaker 2>Warn?

0:26:42.840 --> 0:26:45.600
<v Speaker 3>All right, so rubbish.

0:26:45.840 --> 0:26:48.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm in the market for a volume, a set of

0:26:48.720 --> 0:26:53.320
<v Speaker 2>Mint condition. Will accept GC of Encyclopedia Britannica's at the moment.

0:26:53.359 --> 0:26:56.120
<v Speaker 2>That closed I've got is someone literally trying to extort

0:26:56.240 --> 0:26:59.679
<v Speaker 2>one thousand dollars out of their favorite breakfast show. Russell.

0:26:59.720 --> 0:27:02.520
<v Speaker 2>Good morning, Good morning, Christian.

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<v Speaker 14>I've got a full set of mink Encyclopaedia Britannicas and

0:27:07.840 --> 0:27:08.879
<v Speaker 14>I want five hundred.

0:27:11.520 --> 0:27:14.639
<v Speaker 2>It's not even unaccept I want five hundred.

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<v Speaker 3>For the bulls in your court.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian. What's is that your final offer?

0:27:21.600 --> 0:27:21.800
<v Speaker 14>Yes?

0:27:22.240 --> 0:27:24.640
<v Speaker 5>Will you accept a slab of heroes gold?

0:27:25.200 --> 0:27:28.840
<v Speaker 7>No?

0:27:29.359 --> 0:27:33.159
<v Speaker 2>So I can't justify fourking out five hundred dollars. I

0:27:33.160 --> 0:27:34.919
<v Speaker 2>can't go home to them almost going to go. What

0:27:34.960 --> 0:27:37.560
<v Speaker 2>did you buy for five hundred dollars? I've got a

0:27:37.600 --> 0:27:41.680
<v Speaker 2>mink condition mind you set of Encyclopedia and got forget.

0:27:41.359 --> 0:27:43.560
<v Speaker 3>The cost of the bookshelf you want to build, just store.

0:27:43.640 --> 0:27:47.359
<v Speaker 2>It must be mohogany, uh, because you've got you've got

0:27:47.480 --> 0:27:50.679
<v Speaker 2>You've got Micropoedia, Micropedia or whatever.

0:27:50.800 --> 0:27:53.800
<v Speaker 10>So it's a full thin what's that.

0:27:55.600 --> 0:27:59.560
<v Speaker 13>Of the Britannica comes in probably about twenty four book?

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<v Speaker 10>Are the right leaver in mink conditions?

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<v Speaker 2>Brilliant? Will you accept fifty dollars final offer? I'm moving

0:28:11.320 --> 0:28:14.640
<v Speaker 2>on Russell. Thank you very much, Lisa. Have you got

0:28:14.680 --> 0:28:16.600
<v Speaker 2>a full set of Encyclopedia Britannicas for me?

0:28:17.600 --> 0:28:17.840
<v Speaker 14>Yes?

0:28:17.880 --> 0:28:19.679
<v Speaker 13>I do, beautiful leather bound.

0:28:20.040 --> 0:28:23.120
<v Speaker 9>I won't say mink condition, mate, I'll just say very

0:28:23.160 --> 0:28:23.800
<v Speaker 9>good condition.

0:28:24.160 --> 0:28:25.440
<v Speaker 3>This is more VC.

0:28:25.760 --> 0:28:30.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and how much do you want?

0:28:30.600 --> 0:28:32.359
<v Speaker 9>I don't want anything, right, They've been sitting in my

0:28:32.359 --> 0:28:33.919
<v Speaker 9>cupboard and I've been trying to get rid of them

0:28:33.920 --> 0:28:34.320
<v Speaker 9>for years.

0:28:34.560 --> 0:28:39.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, Now whereabouts are you? I'm in murder right,

0:28:39.920 --> 0:28:43.120
<v Speaker 2>so we need to get them from Murnda to Richmond asap.

0:28:43.360 --> 0:28:45.080
<v Speaker 2>I need that leather bowd knowledge.

0:28:47.280 --> 0:28:50.520
<v Speaker 3>You want it right away to day you haven't used

0:28:50.560 --> 0:28:52.600
<v Speaker 3>three year and a half. Now all of a sudden,

0:28:52.640 --> 0:28:53.800
<v Speaker 3>we must have them now.

0:28:53.680 --> 0:28:55.560
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm telling you now, when they look back at

0:28:55.600 --> 0:28:57.680
<v Speaker 2>the ratings for this year, they go, what did he

0:28:57.760 --> 0:29:00.280
<v Speaker 2>do after that? We know that's what the tim Once

0:29:00.320 --> 0:29:03.720
<v Speaker 2>I got them, encyclopedia's my knowledge and the show will explode.

0:29:03.880 --> 0:29:05.840
<v Speaker 3>Lisa, what year are your encyclopedias?

0:29:05.840 --> 0:29:06.200
<v Speaker 2>There?

0:29:06.840 --> 0:29:09.920
<v Speaker 9>They were nineteen sixty five, and they also come with

0:29:10.280 --> 0:29:11.960
<v Speaker 9>two dictionaries.

0:29:12.760 --> 0:29:14.320
<v Speaker 2>I was that Sorry, I'm going to have to withdraw

0:29:14.400 --> 0:29:16.760
<v Speaker 2>now from my offer. That is too old that knowledge

0:29:17.600 --> 0:29:21.880
<v Speaker 2>we need eighties, nineties will except. But sixty five, I

0:29:21.920 --> 0:29:24.200
<v Speaker 2>mean only be a couple of pages. Well, that's all

0:29:24.200 --> 0:29:25.360
<v Speaker 2>the new and sixty five.

0:29:26.440 --> 0:29:29.520
<v Speaker 9>Ah, Look, he's going to read the dedication on the front.

0:29:29.560 --> 0:29:32.400
<v Speaker 9>It's just dy awesome. All this look dedicated by permissions

0:29:32.720 --> 0:29:36.240
<v Speaker 9>to the heads of the two English speaking peopils, Lyndon

0:29:36.320 --> 0:29:39.680
<v Speaker 9>Baines Johnson, President of the United States of America, and

0:29:39.720 --> 0:29:42.120
<v Speaker 9>your Majesty Queen Elizabeth is second. I can't get better

0:29:42.200 --> 0:29:42.400
<v Speaker 9>than that.

0:29:42.560 --> 0:29:46.680
<v Speaker 2>So they're the two previous owners of that worth a

0:29:46.680 --> 0:29:49.280
<v Speaker 2>lot more, worth more than Russell's one thousand dollars set.

0:29:49.280 --> 0:29:51.160
<v Speaker 3>You picked it up at a garage sale the Queen.

0:29:51.600 --> 0:30:01.480
<v Speaker 2>Lyndon Johnson's cyclops roshow. That's amazing, Thank you much. She's

0:30:01.480 --> 0:30:03.200
<v Speaker 2>going to Sandra now, good morning, Sanchra.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, hi Christian, how are you?

0:30:06.000 --> 0:30:06.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm good?

0:30:06.440 --> 0:30:07.240
<v Speaker 5>So what have you got?

0:30:08.200 --> 0:30:09.000
<v Speaker 13>We have got?

0:30:09.680 --> 0:30:11.400
<v Speaker 6>Let's hear this mint condition?

0:30:12.080 --> 0:30:13.640
<v Speaker 2>Great? Back in the mint market.

0:30:14.080 --> 0:30:17.760
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, back in the mint market. The leather bound Encyclopedia Britannica,

0:30:17.880 --> 0:30:23.440
<v Speaker 6>and we're looking at the eighties and well eighties and

0:30:23.800 --> 0:30:27.360
<v Speaker 6>part of it has dedicated to Jimmy Carter and then

0:30:27.760 --> 0:30:30.760
<v Speaker 6>United States and her Majesty Queen Elizabeth.

0:30:32.280 --> 0:30:34.600
<v Speaker 2>The Queens enough get some perks. She wants to be

0:30:34.640 --> 0:30:39.440
<v Speaker 2>on the money, wants to be dedicator all encyclo Breedy Britannicas.

0:30:40.640 --> 0:30:43.240
<v Speaker 2>They don't cover this and that's Netflix showdle that they're.

0:30:43.040 --> 0:30:48.360
<v Speaker 6>Crown and this is my google going through high school

0:30:48.400 --> 0:30:49.080
<v Speaker 6>in the nineties.

0:30:49.720 --> 0:30:50.160
<v Speaker 2>Wow.

0:30:50.200 --> 0:30:52.880
<v Speaker 6>So and it's family legacy.

0:30:53.120 --> 0:30:55.400
<v Speaker 2>That's great. So did you use that for doing all

0:30:55.560 --> 0:30:57.800
<v Speaker 2>your school projects and homework? Would you consulted them?

0:30:57.840 --> 0:31:01.720
<v Speaker 6>Absolutely? Absolutely, that's we had to go consult and then

0:31:03.320 --> 0:31:05.440
<v Speaker 6>go from there. So it was amazing. So we've got

0:31:05.480 --> 0:31:08.120
<v Speaker 6>all the numbers up to I think nineteen twenty and

0:31:08.160 --> 0:31:09.480
<v Speaker 6>then it goes into Roman.

0:31:09.640 --> 0:31:12.840
<v Speaker 2>Numerals, brilliant. So are you happy for ustrate to have these?

0:31:15.320 --> 0:31:16.360
<v Speaker 6>How much are you willing to.

0:31:19.400 --> 0:31:21.400
<v Speaker 2>SiO? Where our hostess to mind?

0:31:22.440 --> 0:31:26.960
<v Speaker 6>But we're happy for save one hundred or fifty bucks

0:31:27.280 --> 0:31:28.480
<v Speaker 6>to go to the estate.

0:31:29.240 --> 0:31:30.520
<v Speaker 2>To go to the estate.

0:31:31.960 --> 0:31:35.120
<v Speaker 5>The state of what a state Lyndon Johnson.

0:31:35.080 --> 0:31:37.880
<v Speaker 6>My mom's estate. This is a family legacy.

0:31:38.440 --> 0:31:39.680
<v Speaker 2>This is now getting very awkward.

0:31:39.800 --> 0:31:42.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I just want to get to rid the estate

0:31:42.280 --> 0:31:42.600
<v Speaker 3>of there.

0:31:43.520 --> 0:31:45.520
<v Speaker 6>We're ready to move on to a lovely home and

0:31:45.560 --> 0:31:47.360
<v Speaker 6>someone that's going to use it. That's where we want

0:31:47.360 --> 0:31:49.320
<v Speaker 6>to put it. So fifty bucks, That's what.

0:31:49.240 --> 0:31:51.600
<v Speaker 3>I'm worried about, Sandra, that we'll get this. It will

0:31:51.680 --> 0:31:53.120
<v Speaker 3>arrive in a week and we'll look at that and go,

0:31:53.200 --> 0:31:55.960
<v Speaker 3>oh yeah that idea. Do we really want to do that?

0:31:56.600 --> 0:31:58.760
<v Speaker 2>I can't teach something your mum's estate. Does your mum

0:31:58.840 --> 0:32:01.560
<v Speaker 2>know about this? You can't be all gonna family heirlooms

0:32:01.600 --> 0:32:02.560
<v Speaker 2>behind her back like this.

0:32:03.120 --> 0:32:06.800
<v Speaker 6>Happy to move it on, Christian because it's just sitting

0:32:07.120 --> 0:32:08.200
<v Speaker 6>lovely in a bookshelf.

0:32:08.400 --> 0:32:11.160
<v Speaker 2>It's a breakfast represented ever. I know it's paying your bills,

0:32:11.200 --> 0:32:14.200
<v Speaker 2>but is there anyone ever been in this situation when

0:32:14.200 --> 0:32:18.400
<v Speaker 2>this is a calling up demanding money of them? Is

0:32:18.880 --> 0:32:19.720
<v Speaker 2>this a norm here?

0:32:20.080 --> 0:32:21.640
<v Speaker 3>What are you going to do? Hundred bucks?

0:32:22.720 --> 0:32:25.160
<v Speaker 6>Come on, Christian, I've been listening to you some day one.

0:32:25.520 --> 0:32:28.000
<v Speaker 2>But then I've got someone right now, Tracy, who's offering

0:32:28.040 --> 0:32:29.800
<v Speaker 2>me the entire set for free. What do I do?

0:32:30.120 --> 0:32:32.760
<v Speaker 6>But Tracy doesn't have this one with the majesty on it.

0:32:33.640 --> 0:32:35.960
<v Speaker 2>She's in all of them right, she's everywhere.

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<v Speaker 3>What year is Tracy's from?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't see it looks like nineties, so it's fresher knowledge.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna have to put out. Sorry, it's good to talk

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<v Speaker 2>to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Take the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Text it for Michael, Hey Jack, how Christian? Here is

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<v Speaker 2>a bloody Encyclopedia tire kicker bag boost.

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<v Speaker 5>That's funny.

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<v Speaker 2>It's that go a look under the bonnet.

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<v Speaker 5>Of those cyclopedias, Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a full set World Book Encyclopedia that my

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<v Speaker 2>Harvey and Sis we keep. Please take them. I trade

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<v Speaker 2>you one Heroes gold beer coaster mint condition. They are

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<v Speaker 2>all mint condition.

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<v Speaker 3>But we want the Britannica, don't we We don't want

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<v Speaker 3>any knuckoffs.

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<v Speaker 2>Or I do not want the funk either. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>So welcome to Battle of the B side. So our

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<v Speaker 2>Hero's Gold, which today Jack and I head back to

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<v Speaker 2>pre ordering our bushfire fundraising bit Heroes Gold not long

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, is that right? Because aren't they canning it today?

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<v Speaker 2>Well maybe they just mean that you're picking up yours.

0:33:53.640 --> 0:33:55.480
<v Speaker 2>The shipping goes into your carboo.

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<v Speaker 3>So I go get it straight off the line the

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<v Speaker 3>production line.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So we have a travel came yestate of start to

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<v Speaker 2>record the jingle which we're going to go with for

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<v Speaker 2>the A side. But it means we have a place

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<v Speaker 2>on the B side.

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<v Speaker 15>Welcome to the Battle of the B Sides. Let's get

0:34:11.200 --> 0:34:13.800
<v Speaker 15>ready to jingle.

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<v Speaker 2>In the D corner.

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<v Speaker 15>You've heard of John and Yoko. Now it's time for music.

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<v Speaker 8>So you power couple.

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<v Speaker 15>Melbourne, Salmon, Indy and in the blue corner he's a

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<v Speaker 15>bona fide triple thread at us singer jingle maker all

0:34:30.440 --> 0:34:31.960
<v Speaker 15>the way from Broken Hill.

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<v Speaker 3>It's vat.

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<v Speaker 15>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to the first of two semifinals in the important place,

0:34:39.520 --> 0:34:43.520
<v Speaker 2>the Battle of the B Side. Two very strong contenders.

0:34:43.719 --> 0:34:47.799
<v Speaker 2>We had out about thirty entries. All have you taken

0:34:47.800 --> 0:34:50.160
<v Speaker 2>a lot of time to make these entries for Battle

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<v Speaker 2>the B Sides and the beer jingles as well? Thank

0:34:52.719 --> 0:34:54.200
<v Speaker 2>you very much. If it last night there was a

0:34:54.280 --> 0:34:56.680
<v Speaker 2>lady sent one into me as well. However, we start

0:34:56.719 --> 0:34:58.520
<v Speaker 2>the first two semifinals today.

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<v Speaker 5>You get the vote in a minute when.

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<v Speaker 2>We open the lines on nine four one oh four

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<v Speaker 2>three oh first, then this is the husband and wife Tuo,

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<v Speaker 2>Sam and Andy Heroes.

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<v Speaker 16>God, dude, something the Firies have, something they deserve. We're

0:35:18.160 --> 0:35:19.600
<v Speaker 16>not indestructible.

0:35:21.040 --> 0:35:24.880
<v Speaker 8>Let's raise her process of heroes.

0:35:24.960 --> 0:35:26.680
<v Speaker 2>Gold, gold, the.

0:35:26.760 --> 0:35:31.560
<v Speaker 8>Gold, the gold good, the hero's gold.

0:35:32.040 --> 0:35:32.439
<v Speaker 2>It's strong.

0:35:32.480 --> 0:35:35.240
<v Speaker 5>Thanky, Thank you guys. That's Sam and Andy.

0:35:35.640 --> 0:35:37.440
<v Speaker 2>I get the feeling he's more committed to it this

0:35:37.480 --> 0:35:39.680
<v Speaker 2>project than she is, and she's doing it to keep

0:35:39.760 --> 0:35:42.239
<v Speaker 2>him happy. And then there's this guy vow This came

0:35:42.280 --> 0:35:44.520
<v Speaker 2>in about two weeks ago. There's actually a full song

0:35:44.560 --> 0:35:46.279
<v Speaker 2>of this that's three and a half minutes to the

0:35:46.280 --> 0:35:48.800
<v Speaker 2>beach Boys. Don't worry Baby. This one's called beer Me

0:35:48.960 --> 0:35:52.720
<v Speaker 2>Baby from vow Van. Actually, I looked at his email foots,

0:35:52.840 --> 0:35:55.280
<v Speaker 2>as you know, I'm always obsessed with email footers and signatures.

0:35:55.440 --> 0:35:57.400
<v Speaker 2>I saw that it was an actor and filmmaker, so

0:35:57.440 --> 0:36:02.080
<v Speaker 2>I jumped on IMDb and I found listener vow Value.

0:36:02.160 --> 0:36:05.960
<v Speaker 2>This is from his IMDb Profisters Spielberg cast from IMDb.

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<v Speaker 2>Val is suited to fierce military and law enforcement characters.

0:36:12.520 --> 0:36:13.480
<v Speaker 5>He is also.

0:36:13.280 --> 0:36:18.279
<v Speaker 2>Befitting two darker underbelly rolls as an assassin Adulter and

0:36:18.320 --> 0:36:20.840
<v Speaker 2>all the others as well. This is amazing and but

0:36:20.920 --> 0:36:32.200
<v Speaker 2>this is the song that he sent in Assassin Adultera.

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<v Speaker 17>This guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Is a small he.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, which way you go? Then you decide.

0:36:49.960 --> 0:36:52.200
<v Speaker 2>We'll take five calls on this, five calls to decide

0:36:52.200 --> 0:36:54.239
<v Speaker 2>it all nine four one four one o four three.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you going to go for vou just bear Me Baby?

0:36:57.680 --> 0:36:59.880
<v Speaker 2>Or do you go for Sam and Andy And the

0:37:00.120 --> 0:37:02.600
<v Speaker 2>version of Gold with the husband and wife duet the.

0:37:02.600 --> 0:37:04.880
<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

0:37:05.120 --> 0:37:06.880
<v Speaker 2>Just as one of our production team, we fucking have

0:37:06.960 --> 0:37:12.640
<v Speaker 2>the sound effect of maggots pouring out. Do you know

0:37:12.680 --> 0:37:14.759
<v Speaker 2>what I think? There's a game where listener is called

0:37:14.840 --> 0:37:17.279
<v Speaker 2>and do a s recreate a sound effect and we've

0:37:17.280 --> 0:37:18.600
<v Speaker 2>got to guess what the sound effect is.

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<v Speaker 15>Welcome to the Battle of the B Sides.

0:37:23.200 --> 0:37:26.760
<v Speaker 1>Let's get ready to jingle.

0:37:28.840 --> 0:37:30.160
<v Speaker 2>In livery corner.

0:37:30.520 --> 0:37:32.000
<v Speaker 3>You've heard of John and Yoko.

0:37:32.320 --> 0:37:36.400
<v Speaker 15>Now it's time for music's new power couple Melbourne Samon

0:37:36.560 --> 0:37:39.520
<v Speaker 15>Innie and in the blue corner he's a bona fide

0:37:39.600 --> 0:37:43.719
<v Speaker 15>triple friend at us singer jingle maker all the way

0:37:43.760 --> 0:37:46.240
<v Speaker 15>from Broken Hill, it's battle.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to the first semi final and the Battle of

0:37:50.320 --> 0:37:52.560
<v Speaker 2>the B sides for our heroes Gold Bear. We've got

0:37:52.560 --> 0:37:53.120
<v Speaker 2>a great.

0:37:52.960 --> 0:37:54.320
<v Speaker 5>Jingle that's been made at the moment.

0:37:54.480 --> 0:37:56.040
<v Speaker 2>I have a great A side needs a B side

0:37:56.040 --> 0:37:58.040
<v Speaker 2>and we've got two semi finals because the competition was

0:37:58.080 --> 0:38:00.600
<v Speaker 2>so stiff, and the first semi fi and it's between

0:38:00.640 --> 0:38:04.759
<v Speaker 2>these two great eight entries, husband and wife Sam and Andy.

0:38:04.600 --> 0:38:13.839
<v Speaker 16>Heroes Gold Something. The Firies have, something they deserve. We're

0:38:13.920 --> 0:38:15.359
<v Speaker 16>not indestructible.

0:38:16.800 --> 0:38:22.920
<v Speaker 8>Let's raise a process of heroes gold, gold, the gold,

0:38:23.239 --> 0:38:27.400
<v Speaker 8>go the gold good, the hero's gold.

0:38:27.680 --> 0:38:30.839
<v Speaker 2>And then thank you the triple threat of very own

0:38:30.960 --> 0:38:33.640
<v Speaker 2>Hugh Jackman of the jingle world, but of the B Sides,

0:38:34.160 --> 0:38:40.400
<v Speaker 2>Val and his amazing falsetto voice. Don't be me baby,

0:38:41.680 --> 0:38:42.440
<v Speaker 2>just hear.

0:38:47.239 --> 0:38:47.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh.

0:38:49.160 --> 0:38:53.080
<v Speaker 2>You just hear, the only entry into ballad be Sides

0:38:53.280 --> 0:38:57.120
<v Speaker 2>that actually does seriously have a listing on IMDb.

0:38:58.320 --> 0:38:59.320
<v Speaker 5>In between projects.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's go to light now, five calls, all

0:39:02.560 --> 0:39:04.319
<v Speaker 2>decide it all who is going to be the winner

0:39:04.320 --> 0:39:05.240
<v Speaker 2>of the first semi final.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's go to Naomi this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Nami, good morning, Good morning, Christian, name me.

0:39:10.600 --> 0:39:12.439
<v Speaker 2>Good morning. I hope you've had a good week so far.

0:39:12.640 --> 0:39:13.520
<v Speaker 2>Who are you going for?

0:39:14.400 --> 0:39:15.879
<v Speaker 14>I am definitely voting for Val.

0:39:16.000 --> 0:39:17.680
<v Speaker 12>Please, amazing music.

0:39:18.960 --> 0:39:26.760
<v Speaker 2>William, Thank you, Chami, good on you, Thank you, Teres, Teresa,

0:39:27.760 --> 0:39:30.319
<v Speaker 2>Hello Christian you. I'm good to.

0:39:30.320 --> 0:39:32.200
<v Speaker 5>Hope you have this morning, mate, Thanks for cooling the show.

0:39:32.680 --> 0:39:33.720
<v Speaker 5>Which were you voting?

0:39:34.640 --> 0:39:37.520
<v Speaker 7>Oh, Sam and Andy all the way, San Sosa, I'm

0:39:37.520 --> 0:39:41.920
<v Speaker 7>there at the bar listening to it, cracking a coldy gold.

0:39:42.360 --> 0:39:43.960
<v Speaker 5>Thank you very much the support us. Well, have a

0:39:43.960 --> 0:39:44.319
<v Speaker 5>good day.

0:39:44.880 --> 0:39:53.799
<v Speaker 2>You too, Cherry Cherry, Hello, Helloa hi and wish we

0:39:53.840 --> 0:39:55.960
<v Speaker 2>go mate, look definitely val.

0:39:56.160 --> 0:39:59.279
<v Speaker 13>I love the nineteen fifties vibe, and I just think

0:39:59.320 --> 0:40:01.360
<v Speaker 13>it's really clever. I just think being me baby, I

0:40:01.400 --> 0:40:02.560
<v Speaker 13>think it's just a great hit.

0:40:02.680 --> 0:40:03.400
<v Speaker 14>I think it'll be a hit.

0:40:03.520 --> 0:40:05.520
<v Speaker 2>Do you know what if he does go forward to

0:40:05.600 --> 0:40:07.719
<v Speaker 2>Friday and he does win it after play the full

0:40:08.160 --> 0:40:13.400
<v Speaker 2>do I have to play the full through? It's a

0:40:13.480 --> 0:40:18.319
<v Speaker 2>little bit too much. All right, Jurie, thank you very much.

0:40:18.360 --> 0:40:19.319
<v Speaker 5>She caught. I have a good day.

0:40:19.640 --> 0:40:24.440
<v Speaker 2>Pleasure to thanks Jeffrey morning, Good morning, Jeff. Which way

0:40:25.160 --> 0:40:25.719
<v Speaker 2>is anyone keeping?

0:40:25.760 --> 0:40:28.000
<v Speaker 3>Tell too? For vel? One for Sam and Andy?

0:40:28.560 --> 0:40:29.200
<v Speaker 2>Which way you go?

0:40:29.280 --> 0:40:32.400
<v Speaker 10>And Jeff, it's kind of embarrassing, but you've got to

0:40:32.480 --> 0:40:35.759
<v Speaker 10>listen to but I've got to go with and Andy.

0:40:36.960 --> 0:40:45.879
<v Speaker 2>Kind of embarrassing embras. That's great, Jeff, very funny. Thank

0:40:45.920 --> 0:40:46.439
<v Speaker 2>you very much.

0:40:46.440 --> 0:40:49.880
<v Speaker 5>So it's Evans at the moment to you and two wow, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>All on Warwick, Good morning, Warwick? Is this down? I

0:41:01.360 --> 0:41:03.520
<v Speaker 2>fear this might be the mysterious because an actor can

0:41:03.560 --> 0:41:10.520
<v Speaker 2>play so many dinner adulter, assassin, excitable caller, online one.

0:41:11.239 --> 0:41:13.640
<v Speaker 5>All right, warrickan family. So who's in the car.

0:41:14.400 --> 0:41:15.520
<v Speaker 8>That's my son Bailey?

0:41:15.880 --> 0:41:25.879
<v Speaker 2>Oh fifty two A right, Bailey and Warwick. What's well?

0:41:25.880 --> 0:41:26.719
<v Speaker 2>Which way you're going?

0:41:28.080 --> 0:41:29.440
<v Speaker 1>Bell vow?

0:41:29.600 --> 0:41:31.760
<v Speaker 2>When's the first semi final vowel?

0:41:40.960 --> 0:41:41.200
<v Speaker 13>Oh?

0:41:41.440 --> 0:41:49.879
<v Speaker 16>Man, you just here's a small no way we're doing

0:41:49.920 --> 0:41:52.200
<v Speaker 16>throwing off minutes.

0:41:53.600 --> 0:41:58.160
<v Speaker 2>Twenty two seconds. It's a perfect homeopathic dose. All right,

0:41:58.280 --> 0:41:59.920
<v Speaker 2>who will vow? Facing a final?

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<v Speaker 5>We will find out tomorrow thanks to your votes. Well

0:42:02.000 --> 0:42:02.600
<v Speaker 5>dounevound The.

0:42:02.560 --> 0:42:05.480
<v Speaker 1>Chris John O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

0:42:05.160 --> 0:42:07.759
<v Speaker 2>Royal Australian Tour William and Kate. They keep describing it

0:42:07.880 --> 0:42:09.200
<v Speaker 2>like a tour, like we're going to be doing a

0:42:09.200 --> 0:42:10.520
<v Speaker 2>tour announcement.

0:42:10.239 --> 0:42:12.240
<v Speaker 5>Early bird tickets, front road tickets.

0:42:12.239 --> 0:42:12.719
<v Speaker 1>We are the.

0:42:12.640 --> 0:42:16.960
<v Speaker 2>Official tour promoter. Here on Gold proudly presents William and

0:42:17.000 --> 0:42:21.320
<v Speaker 2>Kate down under Amy Park, March twenty three to twenty fifth.

0:42:21.520 --> 0:42:23.840
<v Speaker 2>All right, we're doing midwek schoes Now it's over eight o'clock.

0:42:23.840 --> 0:42:25.960
<v Speaker 2>We are exactly into the second half of the shows

0:42:26.280 --> 0:42:30.960
<v Speaker 2>this week, so it gives us a chance to see

0:42:30.960 --> 0:42:33.440
<v Speaker 2>how the first half of our week has gone so far.

0:42:33.560 --> 0:42:35.440
<v Speaker 2>We urge you to do the same and let us say,

0:42:35.520 --> 0:42:39.319
<v Speaker 2>are you winning losing or drawing your week so far?

0:42:40.080 --> 0:42:42.960
<v Speaker 2>Text in let me know four seven five three, one

0:42:43.000 --> 0:42:46.279
<v Speaker 2>oh four three. That's interesting. One we get this morning.

0:42:46.280 --> 0:42:47.920
<v Speaker 2>I'll give you a bair tickets. Go and see Queen

0:42:48.200 --> 0:42:51.760
<v Speaker 2>plus Adam Lambert here a week today at Amy Park.

0:42:52.040 --> 0:42:56.000
<v Speaker 2>End up warming up for the actual Queen Family the

0:42:56.120 --> 0:42:58.920
<v Speaker 2>Rhapsody Tour. You could be the next Wednesday at Amy Park.

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<v Speaker 2>So says morning, what's your MIDDLEWEK score? Are you winning

0:43:02.080 --> 0:43:04.359
<v Speaker 2>or losing your week so far? Oh? Four seventy five

0:43:04.840 --> 0:43:06.960
<v Speaker 2>three one oh four three. I thought it was doing

0:43:06.960 --> 0:43:08.680
<v Speaker 2>all right. Thought I was having a good week so far,

0:43:08.880 --> 0:43:11.160
<v Speaker 2>till two things happened too. Kneel down so far going

0:43:11.160 --> 0:43:13.799
<v Speaker 2>into halftime yesterday praying my car right at the front

0:43:13.800 --> 0:43:16.120
<v Speaker 2>of this radio station. There's losing the girl straight away

0:43:16.400 --> 0:43:19.200
<v Speaker 2>and it was some poor girl, Jenna in a higher car.

0:43:19.400 --> 0:43:23.120
<v Speaker 2>So kaching because high companies are so fair about dings

0:43:23.160 --> 0:43:24.520
<v Speaker 2>on cars, aren't they where.

0:43:24.440 --> 0:43:26.680
<v Speaker 5>They fleece she'll rip you off. And then the other thing.

0:43:26.760 --> 0:43:30.640
<v Speaker 2>Yesterday evening, Ruby, my fifteen year old, was invited to

0:43:30.680 --> 0:43:35.000
<v Speaker 2>go to a drama audition right right, nothing to do

0:43:35.040 --> 0:43:36.800
<v Speaker 2>with the school, and I was begging her to do

0:43:36.840 --> 0:43:38.759
<v Speaker 2>it because back in the UK, Pol moved down here.

0:43:38.960 --> 0:43:40.719
<v Speaker 2>She was really good at it. But now this is

0:43:40.760 --> 0:43:43.799
<v Speaker 2>when she was twelve. Now she's a fifteen year old.

0:43:44.600 --> 0:43:46.920
<v Speaker 2>Self conscious genes have been activated and she doesn't want

0:43:46.920 --> 0:43:49.120
<v Speaker 2>to get up in front of other teenagers and strangers

0:43:49.120 --> 0:43:51.359
<v Speaker 2>and audition. That says a real shame. You've got real

0:43:51.440 --> 0:43:53.719
<v Speaker 2>skill for it. Just go and do the audition and

0:43:53.760 --> 0:43:55.279
<v Speaker 2>then you can say yes or no even if you

0:43:55.280 --> 0:43:57.120
<v Speaker 2>get selected. But just go and do it. Don't make

0:43:57.120 --> 0:43:59.360
<v Speaker 2>your world small by just being self conscious. Right, I

0:43:59.440 --> 0:44:01.040
<v Speaker 2>get it, but just please go and do the dish.

0:44:01.280 --> 0:44:02.799
<v Speaker 2>She said no, and I said, you're getting in the car.

0:44:02.840 --> 0:44:05.319
<v Speaker 2>We're going, so you can't make me. I went, well,

0:44:05.360 --> 0:44:07.000
<v Speaker 2>are you're in this house? I can, You're going for

0:44:07.000 --> 0:44:08.640
<v Speaker 2>your own good. She gets in the car.

0:44:08.719 --> 0:44:10.799
<v Speaker 3>What happened to you're not the manager anymore, you're just

0:44:10.840 --> 0:44:11.520
<v Speaker 3>the consultant.

0:44:11.600 --> 0:44:13.400
<v Speaker 2>Well, sometimes you've got to pick up you come with

0:44:13.400 --> 0:44:15.600
<v Speaker 2>the manager again as a parent. So I walked with

0:44:15.600 --> 0:44:19.160
<v Speaker 2>a car. She's trailing behind. I mean glaring at me, right,

0:44:19.480 --> 0:44:22.240
<v Speaker 2>teenager glare. It's a terrifying thing. Get in the car.

0:44:22.560 --> 0:44:25.440
<v Speaker 2>It's up this aggressive silence. So I go, look, I

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<v Speaker 2>know you're angry. I get it. I think you feel

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<v Speaker 2>better just having done the audition will help your confidence.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't we break the ice right now, a little

0:44:32.200 --> 0:44:36.239
<v Speaker 2>game of I spy. She goes no, and I go,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to play anyway. Feel free to join in.

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<v Speaker 2>I spy A big thing, an angry thing, beginning with tea.

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<v Speaker 2>And you guess what it was, big angry thing in

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<v Speaker 2>the car beginning with tea? Anyone teenager?

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<v Speaker 5>No laughter?

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<v Speaker 2>Right? We then have more science. We went, I put

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<v Speaker 2>some music on, don't listen to any music, all right,

0:44:52.719 --> 0:44:53.600
<v Speaker 2>we'll keeping silence.

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<v Speaker 5>We get there again.

0:44:54.800 --> 0:44:56.680
<v Speaker 2>It takes the ague to get in because she's walking

0:44:56.680 --> 0:44:59.480
<v Speaker 2>really slowly deliberately behind me. We go and fill out

0:44:59.520 --> 0:45:01.200
<v Speaker 2>all the form so it's about eight of the kids.

0:45:01.200 --> 0:45:04.239
<v Speaker 2>They're right, very sage, just I don't know, twelve to seventeen.

0:45:04.640 --> 0:45:07.040
<v Speaker 2>And then they give her the awful news and me too.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh no, this is going to get a bad.

0:45:08.680 --> 0:45:11.719
<v Speaker 2>Situations about to get lot worse. Okay. The auditions, moms

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<v Speaker 2>and dads were like usually part of the auditions just

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<v Speaker 2>to sort of see how they are, would know and

0:45:16.360 --> 0:45:19.200
<v Speaker 2>performing in front of you guys, and I'm like, I go, oh,

0:45:19.320 --> 0:45:20.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to work, so no, no, no, it would

0:45:20.719 --> 0:45:22.000
<v Speaker 2>be really nice you to come in. I didn't want

0:45:22.000 --> 0:45:23.759
<v Speaker 2>to be that dad that's outside a lot on his

0:45:23.800 --> 0:45:26.359
<v Speaker 2>phone doing business. So I have to go in into

0:45:26.400 --> 0:45:28.880
<v Speaker 2>a tiny little classroom at this other school in Brighton.

0:45:29.400 --> 0:45:31.960
<v Speaker 2>We're now crammed in. Ruby's only about four feet in

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<v Speaker 2>front of me. For these other kids, It's now what

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<v Speaker 2>was a really bad situation. It's just horrendous. I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 2>this is going to be a thing in therapy for

0:45:39.080 --> 0:45:41.279
<v Speaker 2>her twenty years. But then part of me is thinking,

0:45:41.280 --> 0:45:43.680
<v Speaker 2>how much sometimes you hear about the pushy parent. What

0:45:43.800 --> 0:45:46.520
<v Speaker 2>is she like at the oscars, you know, fifteen years

0:45:46.520 --> 0:45:48.400
<v Speaker 2>from now? And actually I want to thank my dad

0:45:48.680 --> 0:45:50.360
<v Speaker 2>one day. Do you want to do that audition for

0:45:50.400 --> 0:45:51.040
<v Speaker 2>the Lion King?

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<v Speaker 4>And he made me.

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<v Speaker 17>He tried to break the atmosphere with a little bit

0:45:54.440 --> 0:45:57.200
<v Speaker 17>of I spy. I knew it was teenager, but did

0:45:57.200 --> 0:46:00.359
<v Speaker 17>anyone let him know? So anyway, they go to break

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<v Speaker 17>the eyes every one. We're going to now do some

0:46:01.920 --> 0:46:04.560
<v Speaker 17>improv games while I'm looking at the window. Go improv

0:46:04.600 --> 0:46:06.880
<v Speaker 17>games with your dad in the room. She had to

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<v Speaker 17>jump around the room along with everybody else, pretended to

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<v Speaker 17>be a chicken.

0:46:12.000 --> 0:46:13.080
<v Speaker 3>Chickens don't even jump.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me do an impression of a fifteen year old

0:46:17.239 --> 0:46:19.880
<v Speaker 2>and doing an improv game in front of dad with

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<v Speaker 2>an ever stranger.

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<v Speaker 5>It's been a chicken. It was like this that.

0:46:22.800 --> 0:46:28.040
<v Speaker 3>She doesn't want to do. It's like what you're looking

0:46:28.120 --> 0:46:28.720
<v Speaker 3>right now.

0:46:28.840 --> 0:46:29.680
<v Speaker 5>Acting out right now.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't work too well to radio, but trust me,

0:46:33.440 --> 0:46:35.080
<v Speaker 2>it's this is an angry chicken.

0:46:36.000 --> 0:46:38.239
<v Speaker 3>What is best described as a chicken trying to pick

0:46:38.239 --> 0:46:39.920
<v Speaker 3>a fight with other chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>Just this, this roosting father, he was glaring at me,

0:46:44.400 --> 0:46:46.799
<v Speaker 2>was trying to pretend to be a chicken. Then it

0:46:46.880 --> 0:46:49.319
<v Speaker 2>was time to pretend to be a washing machine. I'm not.

0:46:49.520 --> 0:46:55.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm now eating, sniggering right looking out the window. Then

0:46:55.719 --> 0:46:57.680
<v Speaker 2>she had to pretend to be an aeroplane and the

0:46:57.719 --> 0:47:00.480
<v Speaker 2>guy goes to make that noisey crash trying to get

0:47:00.480 --> 0:47:03.200
<v Speaker 2>it to get she was salndary. Then she had to

0:47:03.239 --> 0:47:05.279
<v Speaker 2>do Then it was time for the five minute monologue,

0:47:05.640 --> 0:47:07.759
<v Speaker 2>and to be fair, she smashed it. She did a

0:47:07.760 --> 0:47:10.719
<v Speaker 2>scene from Romeo and Juliet actually started to wear I

0:47:10.760 --> 0:47:12.680
<v Speaker 2>actually start to well up with tears around the back.

0:47:12.719 --> 0:47:14.640
<v Speaker 2>It wasn't just fear of the car trip home. She

0:47:14.880 --> 0:47:17.640
<v Speaker 2>was so good. She did brilliantly, but we did manage

0:47:17.680 --> 0:47:19.640
<v Speaker 2>to laugh about it. On the way back. I said,

0:47:19.800 --> 0:47:21.400
<v Speaker 2>there was silence of going until I got the car

0:47:21.480 --> 0:47:22.680
<v Speaker 2>started the carts went.

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<v Speaker 1>How about that chicken? The Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Second half of the Week. Now work out how the

0:47:31.280 --> 0:47:33.720
<v Speaker 2>first half your week has done. At halftime? Are you winning,

0:47:33.760 --> 0:47:36.520
<v Speaker 2>losing or drawing your week? Let's know most interesting text

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<v Speaker 2>we get on four seven, five three, one, I fourth throw,

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<v Speaker 2>give you pair tickets. Go and see Queen plus Adam

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<v Speaker 2>Lambert next Wednesday night the Rhapsody Tour at Amy Park.

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<v Speaker 2>Because in my car windscreen got fixed today, cnamo buses

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<v Speaker 2>or uber for me, so I'll be winning tonight tonight

0:47:53.239 --> 0:48:01.120
<v Speaker 2>in the car guess a meaning Jeff losing the week?

0:48:01.760 --> 0:48:04.799
<v Speaker 2>Drops my lunch everywhere? There's nothing worse, and he've made

0:48:04.800 --> 0:48:08.880
<v Speaker 2>a lunch and it drops everywhere. Run out of petrol,

0:48:09.160 --> 0:48:12.359
<v Speaker 2>cleared the cat and it's dirty after the second day, Luke,

0:48:12.520 --> 0:48:12.839
<v Speaker 2>do you.

0:48:12.760 --> 0:48:16.520
<v Speaker 5>Think he means car clean the car and it's dirty

0:48:16.520 --> 0:48:16.799
<v Speaker 5>of the.

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<v Speaker 3>Second mean when we clean the dog, she does get

0:48:19.360 --> 0:48:21.160
<v Speaker 3>dirty in two days and you get annoyed by that.

0:48:21.239 --> 0:48:24.200
<v Speaker 2>Cats get dirty real clip. But would you clean a cat? No,

0:48:24.480 --> 0:48:25.400
<v Speaker 2>they're self cleansing.

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<v Speaker 4>Some people do bath their cats though.

0:48:27.880 --> 0:48:29.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'll tell you what it is bad enough trying

0:48:29.360 --> 0:48:30.400
<v Speaker 2>to get you ever try to get a dog in

0:48:30.440 --> 0:48:30.920
<v Speaker 2>a bath.

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<v Speaker 4>Try?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, honestly, I try getting that German shepherd in once.

0:48:36.560 --> 0:48:38.080
<v Speaker 2>I almost need to go and get a gum shield

0:48:38.120 --> 0:48:40.800
<v Speaker 2>and a head guard. She was like UFC grappling.

0:48:40.960 --> 0:48:43.399
<v Speaker 3>Our dog will take still take a wide berth around

0:48:43.440 --> 0:48:45.880
<v Speaker 3>the bathroom door because she doesn't want to go anywhere

0:48:45.880 --> 0:48:46.560
<v Speaker 3>near those time.

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<v Speaker 2>No way, not this carboy, not going back on that

0:48:50.640 --> 0:48:51.759
<v Speaker 2>rodeo again. No way.

0:48:52.360 --> 0:48:55.000
<v Speaker 4>We have to get the horse float washing guy around.

0:48:55.000 --> 0:48:59.280
<v Speaker 4>He's got a horse. It backs up the driveway.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian, I'm winning, got a pay rise and a loon

0:49:02.920 --> 0:49:06.759
<v Speaker 2>approval to buy my caravan. That storm and Tony Jack,

0:49:06.800 --> 0:49:08.800
<v Speaker 2>are you winning, losing or drawing your week? How you getting?

0:49:08.800 --> 0:49:11.040
<v Speaker 3>I would say I'm one all at the moment. A

0:49:11.080 --> 0:49:14.080
<v Speaker 3>goal scored for me is my hero's gold is apparently

0:49:14.280 --> 0:49:16.520
<v Speaker 3>shipped and on its way. We're going to see some

0:49:16.560 --> 0:49:17.680
<v Speaker 3>of the cans get canned today.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had a couple of text on listeners. There's they've

0:49:19.719 --> 0:49:21.759
<v Speaker 2>got the notes as well late last night. So it's

0:49:21.800 --> 0:49:23.680
<v Speaker 2>on the way to you. If you want to pre order,

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<v Speaker 2>head to gold one a four to three dot com

0:49:25.360 --> 0:49:27.360
<v Speaker 2>to you, Jack, and I going down there today to

0:49:27.400 --> 0:49:28.680
<v Speaker 2>have a look at all the cans coming off the

0:49:28.680 --> 0:49:29.560
<v Speaker 2>line heading to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Where I'm losing the week is on Monday. You know

0:49:32.880 --> 0:49:34.800
<v Speaker 3>I had that new Larry David shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>I yes, it's a very cool one.

0:49:36.040 --> 0:49:37.920
<v Speaker 3>I thank you. I bought it on the I was

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<v Speaker 3>really happy with it, only got one aware of it.

0:49:40.200 --> 0:49:42.160
<v Speaker 3>Then when I put it through the wash, it got

0:49:42.320 --> 0:49:45.680
<v Speaker 3>bit grimy from I don't know what from like grime

0:49:45.719 --> 0:49:48.520
<v Speaker 3>on the door of the washing machine maybe. And then

0:49:48.640 --> 0:49:52.160
<v Speaker 3>I looked up how to get stains out of whites

0:49:52.200 --> 0:49:54.479
<v Speaker 3>without bleaching it because I didn't want to bleach Larry

0:49:54.520 --> 0:49:58.479
<v Speaker 3>David's face off. It said white vinegar, so I washed.

0:49:58.680 --> 0:50:01.200
<v Speaker 3>Then I washed all my whites white vinegar to brighten

0:50:01.200 --> 0:50:04.000
<v Speaker 3>the mark. And yesterday I was wearing that white long

0:50:04.040 --> 0:50:06.160
<v Speaker 3>sleeve and it gave me a rash under my arm.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it'd be too much vinegar. I think you just

0:50:08.520 --> 0:50:09.360
<v Speaker 2>dab it on the stain.

0:50:09.880 --> 0:50:12.040
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I put it into the where you put the fabric.

0:50:14.960 --> 0:50:17.720
<v Speaker 2>Why would you? It'd be worse than bleach. It's an acid,

0:50:17.760 --> 0:50:20.320
<v Speaker 2>isn't it vinegar? It's not, it's not neutrals. But I

0:50:20.760 --> 0:50:21.560
<v Speaker 2>read it.

0:50:21.719 --> 0:50:25.440
<v Speaker 3>I read it on wiki how it's an empty a

0:50:25.440 --> 0:50:27.640
<v Speaker 3>whole liter of it? Put a liter?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you fed up the drawer or something?

0:50:29.920 --> 0:50:32.400
<v Speaker 3>I put it? How much you would put it fabric?

0:50:32.920 --> 0:50:35.359
<v Speaker 5>Now you dab it on the what they call affected area.

0:50:35.400 --> 0:50:37.760
<v Speaker 2>So it's just got the affected area.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, the stain didn't come out, but the rash is

0:50:42.320 --> 0:50:45.879
<v Speaker 3>under my arm still today. Oh vinegar rash.

0:50:46.080 --> 0:50:49.239
<v Speaker 2>Excuse me? Used that kind of phrase again on the

0:50:49.280 --> 0:50:53.960
<v Speaker 2>show about your vinegar rash and that car together.

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<v Speaker 5>The Rush Brothers. Patsy, how are you getting on?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not good this week to nil down first being

0:51:01.120 --> 0:51:09.040
<v Speaker 4>the violin comes home tonight from school. Yeah, and then secondly,

0:51:09.200 --> 0:51:13.080
<v Speaker 4>I've still got this mountainous pimple on my forehead.

0:51:13.239 --> 0:51:14.600
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna have to move your head back from the

0:51:14.640 --> 0:51:18.080
<v Speaker 2>microphone back the spot the spark's stint of being throw

0:51:18.160 --> 0:51:21.560
<v Speaker 2>into the mic I just move move your head forward

0:51:21.560 --> 0:51:24.560
<v Speaker 2>again to see if we can. Actually that's the elephant.

0:51:24.640 --> 0:51:27.760
<v Speaker 2>Mess pats his spot on her forehead. It's actually getting bigger,

0:51:28.320 --> 0:51:29.240
<v Speaker 2>stranger things.

0:51:29.600 --> 0:51:34.560
<v Speaker 4>It woke me up. The night robbing the.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Sibly clarity, then Luca's text earlier he said he was

0:51:43.040 --> 0:51:46.000
<v Speaker 2>losing the week. He dropped his lunch everywhere, wrent out

0:51:46.000 --> 0:51:49.560
<v Speaker 2>of petrol clear, cleaned the cat and it's dirty after

0:51:49.560 --> 0:51:52.200
<v Speaker 2>the second day was as we thought, he's cleaned the

0:51:52.239 --> 0:51:55.640
<v Speaker 2>carts a type. He called back into a clarification. There, Christian,

0:51:55.680 --> 0:51:57.399
<v Speaker 2>I've had a whin. I found a new breakfast show

0:51:57.400 --> 0:52:00.239
<v Speaker 2>and you guys are it hoax. Thank you very much

0:52:00.239 --> 0:52:02.080
<v Speaker 2>to giving us a go hoax the trucky welcome to

0:52:02.120 --> 0:52:04.520
<v Speaker 2>the show. And by the way, hose, if you're when

0:52:04.520 --> 0:52:06.719
<v Speaker 2>it's safe and convenient, let me know where you come from.

0:52:06.760 --> 0:52:09.160
<v Speaker 2>For my own independent research. We've got the you know

0:52:09.200 --> 0:52:12.000
<v Speaker 2>the big bosses in town tomorrow yep, head office, guys,

0:52:12.080 --> 0:52:16.400
<v Speaker 2>head office. Christian I bathe cats, dogs and chickens. The

0:52:16.480 --> 0:52:21.280
<v Speaker 2>things you do if you have show animals, heo THEO

0:52:21.400 --> 0:52:25.040
<v Speaker 2>would have someone name Night. THEO would have show animals.

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<v Speaker 3>Things you do?

0:52:27.160 --> 0:52:30.440
<v Speaker 2>You have show animals chickens. Come with me. We have

0:52:30.440 --> 0:52:32.880
<v Speaker 2>a performance at two o'clock at a kid's party this weekend.

0:52:32.960 --> 0:52:35.520
<v Speaker 3>I always imagine the show animal types to be divided

0:52:35.560 --> 0:52:38.239
<v Speaker 3>whether you were cats or dogs. I never knew you mixed.

0:52:38.320 --> 0:52:40.919
<v Speaker 2>Rad not our friend thea. This man runs a show

0:52:40.960 --> 0:52:42.759
<v Speaker 2>bizarre of animals that all get on very well, not

0:52:42.920 --> 0:52:43.319
<v Speaker 2>very clean.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

0:52:46.800 --> 0:52:47.879
<v Speaker 2>Time to call one of you up now.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell's fifty thousand dollars your feel.

0:52:55.880 --> 0:53:00.239
<v Speaker 2>Homes for fifty years. So far we paid off see

0:53:00.320 --> 0:53:03.160
<v Speaker 2>three four hundred and ninety dollars worth of bills. I

0:53:03.280 --> 0:53:08.080
<v Speaker 2>have sixteen thousand some of the dollars left to give

0:53:08.120 --> 0:53:08.279
<v Speaker 2>to you.

0:53:08.400 --> 0:53:08.680
<v Speaker 5>Guys.

0:53:08.880 --> 0:53:10.440
<v Speaker 2>All we need to do is head online Gold one

0:53:10.440 --> 0:53:12.080
<v Speaker 2>I four to three dot com dot au. We don't

0:53:12.080 --> 0:53:14.160
<v Speaker 2>want the breakfast show once. Then I call one of you.

0:53:14.200 --> 0:53:16.799
<v Speaker 2>Are but ten one and four literally doing long days

0:53:16.800 --> 0:53:19.480
<v Speaker 2>at the moment, but that is yeah. If I've got

0:53:19.520 --> 0:53:22.120
<v Speaker 2>a problem, I care too much. All right, you've ready

0:53:22.200 --> 0:53:24.440
<v Speaker 2>to call someone right now? Jack, let's go all right.

0:53:24.960 --> 0:53:26.120
<v Speaker 2>All you gotta do is pick up.

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<v Speaker 6>Hello.

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<v Speaker 13>Jane's thinking, Jane, Hello, tell you.

0:53:40.640 --> 0:53:45.239
<v Speaker 2>I can hear us in the background. No, no, oh, change.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know who this is?

0:53:48.400 --> 0:53:50.360
<v Speaker 13>I'm thinking it's Christian, Yes it is.

0:53:50.440 --> 0:53:52.600
<v Speaker 5>You're live on gold right now and we are calling

0:53:52.680 --> 0:53:53.439
<v Speaker 5>to pay off your bill.

0:53:55.360 --> 0:53:56.600
<v Speaker 13>That's wonderful, thank you.

0:53:57.000 --> 0:54:01.200
<v Speaker 2>Well, listen, Jane, this is quite a curious one yours. So, Janey,

0:54:01.280 --> 0:54:02.320
<v Speaker 2>you the noisy snorer.

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<v Speaker 13>I am the noisy snorer.

0:54:04.560 --> 0:54:07.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right, eh, yeah, And what was your husband like

0:54:07.840 --> 0:54:09.600
<v Speaker 2>putting up with for years and now you decided to

0:54:09.640 --> 0:54:10.640
<v Speaker 2>get something done about it.

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<v Speaker 13>Well, it's only a recent occurrence, this snoring really only

0:54:15.560 --> 0:54:17.840
<v Speaker 13>in the last sort of eight months, two years or so.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you've got an eight hundred and forty dollars

0:54:20.680 --> 0:54:22.600
<v Speaker 2>dentist bill. What's he doing taking it with your teeth?

0:54:26.560 --> 0:54:30.600
<v Speaker 13>No, they're making a it's like a mouthguard that sort

0:54:30.640 --> 0:54:34.520
<v Speaker 13>of moves your bottom jawl forward so that your air

0:54:34.600 --> 0:54:37.719
<v Speaker 13>passages can breathe more freely. So you're not making the

0:54:37.800 --> 0:54:39.759
<v Speaker 13>snoring noise contract kind.

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<v Speaker 2>Of medieval Contraptionally put yourself like the iron tore or something.

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<v Speaker 5>You put your head into a crush helmet at night,

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<v Speaker 5>just closing the visor.

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<v Speaker 13>Well, just go outside and sleep outside.

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<v Speaker 2>Of something cheaper than forty dollars for this thing.

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<v Speaker 13>That's only half of it. I've already paid paid more

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<v Speaker 13>than fifty percent of it.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, just a left hand sides really quiet at the moment,

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<v Speaker 5>but there are outside. It's very snoring. Your husband just

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<v Speaker 5>sleeps on the left at the moment.

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah, right, okay, it's a it's a a fitted yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 13>mouth contraption things that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the official title the mouth contraptions.

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<v Speaker 13>Please, yeah, stop you're snoring. Hopefully, Well that's the plan. Anyways,

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<v Speaker 13>this just doesn't work.

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<v Speaker 14>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 13>I'll be outside, I think right.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, so eight hundred and forty dollars, we will pay

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<v Speaker 5>that off for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>Now you can get the both left and the right,

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<v Speaker 5>put them together.

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<v Speaker 2>For the mouth contraption.

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah, great, love, brilliant.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll let you go. That's on us. Okay, thanks Joe,

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<v Speaker 2>nice to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian, Bye bye the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

0:55:50.320 --> 0:55:52.000
<v Speaker 2>Good luck to us said he's owns Bearrick. It's some

0:55:52.080 --> 0:55:55.120
<v Speaker 2>big awards Doe tonight for all the car dealerships of Australia.

0:55:55.239 --> 0:55:57.120
<v Speaker 2>I think over the last six years they've won it

0:55:57.360 --> 0:56:00.359
<v Speaker 2>five years the best car dealership in Australia got a big,

0:56:00.400 --> 0:56:02.759
<v Speaker 2>big note for them. So HOPEU they're trying to win

0:56:02.760 --> 0:56:04.399
<v Speaker 2>it again tonight. I've said my if they don't, please

0:56:04.520 --> 0:56:07.480
<v Speaker 2>pull all advertising this show does not need to be

0:56:07.520 --> 0:56:09.440
<v Speaker 2>supporting runners up in the car in the strings.

0:56:09.440 --> 0:56:10.399
<v Speaker 3>Throw them out with the winner.

0:56:10.520 --> 0:56:12.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that person job not winn I think of us

0:56:12.080 --> 0:56:16.239
<v Speaker 2>our sales director. Just now, all right, So Jack has

0:56:16.320 --> 0:56:18.400
<v Speaker 2>had a You get a lot of these targeted adverts

0:56:18.440 --> 0:56:21.240
<v Speaker 2>these days. You know where you're googling for something secretly,

0:56:21.600 --> 0:56:24.759
<v Speaker 2>and then suddenly Google whispers in Facebook's here, and you go, hey,

0:56:24.760 --> 0:56:26.640
<v Speaker 2>I thought Google thought that was just between us, and

0:56:26.920 --> 0:56:28.040
<v Speaker 2>you got these ads. Spot up.

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<v Speaker 5>You wonder whether eaves dropping you not just watching your

0:56:30.520 --> 0:56:31.760
<v Speaker 5>keystrokes and what you googled?

0:56:31.840 --> 0:56:34.800
<v Speaker 3>Well, this one, I promise I haven't been googling. It

0:56:35.000 --> 0:56:37.279
<v Speaker 3>just came out of the blue. I'm not your wife,

0:56:37.440 --> 0:56:40.320
<v Speaker 3>but it is a plan B should anything happen to

0:56:40.400 --> 0:56:45.160
<v Speaker 3>this showgo. It's not jigglow. It is the old clinical

0:56:45.480 --> 0:56:50.520
<v Speaker 3>trial experiment with drugs be our guinea pig, and I

0:56:50.640 --> 0:56:52.719
<v Speaker 3>don't know why it's targeted me. I thought we were

0:56:52.760 --> 0:56:55.600
<v Speaker 3>safe here and that my employment here would be ongoing

0:56:55.640 --> 0:56:56.480
<v Speaker 3>and I wouldn't need to.

0:56:57.000 --> 0:56:58.000
<v Speaker 2>It's breakfast radio.

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<v Speaker 5>The only person, did you hear? Who knows the only

0:57:01.800 --> 0:57:02.879
<v Speaker 5>person who was safe air?

0:57:03.239 --> 0:57:06.120
<v Speaker 2>But Trina Jones put her in the middle of that

0:57:06.239 --> 0:57:11.839
<v Speaker 2>Chernobyl reactor Hitawat's out fine, all right? Well many come

0:57:11.920 --> 0:57:15.640
<v Speaker 2>and go, one doesn't be Trina Jones see them all off.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm not interested in doing a clinical trial. But

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<v Speaker 3>I did one when I was nineteen and after i'd

0:57:22.400 --> 0:57:24.120
<v Speaker 3>left tertiary education and before.

0:57:24.400 --> 0:57:28.480
<v Speaker 2>So was this a formad job education?

0:57:28.720 --> 0:57:30.320
<v Speaker 3>Well, I didn't go to union. I didn't want to

0:57:30.320 --> 0:57:33.000
<v Speaker 3>say we know you to get to unis crystal clear

0:57:33.480 --> 0:57:35.280
<v Speaker 3>that Tayee is good. And I actually learned a lot

0:57:35.320 --> 0:57:38.920
<v Speaker 3>there film and television school. I hadn't started in radio yet,

0:57:39.000 --> 0:57:41.840
<v Speaker 3>hadn't been discovered by Hamish and Andy, and I needed

0:57:41.880 --> 0:57:45.000
<v Speaker 3>money and did a clinical experimental drug trial.

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<v Speaker 2>So did you think that you think that you hear

0:57:46.640 --> 0:57:48.520
<v Speaker 2>about this but would go away to like a hospital

0:57:48.640 --> 0:57:50.000
<v Speaker 2>unit or a couple of days.

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<v Speaker 3>So I had to stay in the hospital room or

0:57:52.080 --> 0:57:55.320
<v Speaker 3>specialized hospital room set up for drug trials for three

0:57:55.520 --> 0:57:58.600
<v Speaker 3>days and three nights. Essentially you do nothing. They just

0:57:58.640 --> 0:58:01.640
<v Speaker 3>give you meals and you watch cricket and play video games,

0:58:02.240 --> 0:58:05.080
<v Speaker 3>and they never there's a twenty five percent chance you

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<v Speaker 3>get a placebo, and there's seventy five percent chance did

0:58:07.680 --> 0:58:08.400
<v Speaker 3>they give you a pill?

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<v Speaker 2>Every couple of hours no.

0:58:09.840 --> 0:58:12.840
<v Speaker 3>I think it was once per day and they but

0:58:12.960 --> 0:58:14.760
<v Speaker 3>you never find out if you've got the placebo or not.

0:58:14.880 --> 0:58:16.880
<v Speaker 5>How big was the document you had to sign? Not page,

0:58:17.240 --> 0:58:17.560
<v Speaker 5>a lot of.

0:58:17.560 --> 0:58:20.480
<v Speaker 3>Pages and I sat down to read it properly, and

0:58:20.520 --> 0:58:22.000
<v Speaker 3>then I skimmed and I was like, I'm sure they

0:58:22.040 --> 0:58:24.160
<v Speaker 3>won't let you die, so it should be fine to

0:58:24.160 --> 0:58:24.760
<v Speaker 3>sign the bottom.

0:58:24.760 --> 0:58:26.680
<v Speaker 2>Same with that contract here, you said the same. I

0:58:26.720 --> 0:58:27.160
<v Speaker 2>said the same.

0:58:27.360 --> 0:58:28.560
<v Speaker 5>I'm sure they won't let me die.

0:58:31.000 --> 0:58:32.800
<v Speaker 2>So you you you were told. I think they tell

0:58:32.840 --> 0:58:36.480
<v Speaker 2>everyone they were the placebo. They're not going to tell anyone. Yea, Hey, listen,

0:58:36.560 --> 0:58:39.200
<v Speaker 2>you've got the old. No, you've got the strange drugs.

0:58:39.240 --> 0:58:41.400
<v Speaker 2>We don't even know what the side effects are. But

0:58:41.960 --> 0:58:44.240
<v Speaker 2>have a good life. Hey, you're getting a thousand bucks,

0:58:44.320 --> 0:58:46.440
<v Speaker 2>so you know, think about the chicken parmers you can have.

0:58:46.560 --> 0:58:48.680
<v Speaker 3>But it was good money. We've got sixteen hundred bucks

0:58:48.720 --> 0:58:50.640
<v Speaker 3>and for nineteen that's pretty good money.

0:58:50.760 --> 0:58:53.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Friend of mine did it at university. He went

0:58:53.200 --> 0:58:54.480
<v Speaker 2>away for you for three I don't know what is.

0:58:54.560 --> 0:58:56.120
<v Speaker 2>It's always three days to three night. It went for

0:58:56.200 --> 0:58:59.000
<v Speaker 2>three days computer games and this is like the mid nineties,

0:58:59.000 --> 0:59:01.480
<v Speaker 2>and he got like three thousand dollars, so I wouldn't

0:59:01.480 --> 0:59:03.440
<v Speaker 2>you do it? But two years later he had a

0:59:03.520 --> 0:59:06.040
<v Speaker 2>lump come up, little one, but a noticeable golf ball

0:59:06.280 --> 0:59:07.120
<v Speaker 2>at the back of his head.

0:59:07.160 --> 0:59:08.280
<v Speaker 3>And he didn't get the placebo.

0:59:08.640 --> 0:59:10.960
<v Speaker 2>Well, he was told that he got the pacibot as well.

0:59:11.280 --> 0:59:13.360
<v Speaker 2>It wasn't benign or anything like that, but he definitely

0:59:13.480 --> 0:59:14.920
<v Speaker 2>had a lump that came up on the back of

0:59:14.960 --> 0:59:17.400
<v Speaker 2>his head. You I bet this. People were listening who

0:59:17.440 --> 0:59:20.160
<v Speaker 2>have done these clinical trials? Would you ever do them? Person?

0:59:20.160 --> 0:59:23.000
<v Speaker 3>I know I was going to suggest maybe this year

0:59:23.080 --> 0:59:25.520
<v Speaker 3>for the show, you know how we always do adventures

0:59:25.560 --> 0:59:26.800
<v Speaker 3>and experiments to be.

0:59:26.840 --> 0:59:30.880
<v Speaker 2>Fair pats on that forehead of hers it was getting bigger,

0:59:30.920 --> 0:59:34.040
<v Speaker 2>perhaps actually become activated. Perhaps his forehead has got some

0:59:34.120 --> 0:59:34.760
<v Speaker 2>big lump on it.

0:59:34.840 --> 0:59:35.840
<v Speaker 1>The smrnings King was.

0:59:37.480 --> 0:59:39.400
<v Speaker 2>Men are new sound producer right for last sound and

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<v Speaker 2>half been asking how to get the sound of a

0:59:41.080 --> 0:59:44.680
<v Speaker 2>throbbing sound effect. That is what it's this isn't it?

0:59:44.840 --> 0:59:44.960
<v Speaker 15>Is it?

0:59:47.760 --> 0:59:50.000
<v Speaker 3>That's his horror movie to me, like the Pimple's going

0:59:50.040 --> 0:59:50.880
<v Speaker 3>to take over the show.

0:59:51.080 --> 0:59:53.600
<v Speaker 2>He started with this, a little bit of radio no how.

0:59:56.080 --> 0:59:58.880
<v Speaker 3>No, no, that sounds like you're doing a fake heartbeat.

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<v Speaker 2>This was getting closer to the throb right now, we've

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<v Speaker 2>got forehead cam right, that's a bit there.

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<v Speaker 15>But this.

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<v Speaker 2>Stepanovich this Saturday Night on nine, it just feels too

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<v Speaker 2>production anywhere we get there.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Today's time waster due to the minor prang out here

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<v Speaker 2>at the front of the radio station yesterday, Patsy yet

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<v Speaker 2>again cut my brake, leads, I know it's you, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>damn it, and I accidentally reverse slightly into the.

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<v Speaker 5>Back of a part.

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<v Speaker 3>Can't how bad was the damage?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's move on. So today's that word time waste is

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<v Speaker 2>smash movies. I've got t boning Miss Daisy. No, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>it's the side of old Miss Daisy. Poor Miss Daisy

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<v Speaker 2>sat there t boning Miss Days again, t boning mis Days. Dude?

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<v Speaker 2>Where's my neck brace? Whiplash? Dude? Where's my neck brace?

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<v Speaker 2>Ferrets viewers right off? Oh clever, yeah, and kept thinking

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<v Speaker 2>about pine Up for the last two hours. Could they

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<v Speaker 2>get a pine up one? I've got the Green Parlor.

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<v Speaker 3>I would have skipped it, you know, I was looking

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<v Speaker 3>for a part.

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<v Speaker 2>Where's my neck brace? I've got whiplash? T bony Miss

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<v Speaker 2>Daisy Oh and the Lord of the Dings.

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<v Speaker 3>I have Chitty Chitty praying, praying. I bet your pardon,

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<v Speaker 3>chitty chitty else kind of airbags, white man, white men,

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<v Speaker 3>car bump. Oh, sometimes they look better skipped along with

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<v Speaker 3>the Green parlor. Collision impossible or in your case, very possible.

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<v Speaker 2>You did it.

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<v Speaker 3>I know what you dinged last summer. Nice and Angela's crashes.

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<v Speaker 2>That's very good.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show pod.

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<v Speaker 5>This is exciting.

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<v Speaker 2>About twenty minutes time, we finally get to the sense

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<v Speaker 2>of the business that has preoccupied the show flast eight

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<v Speaker 2>shows when we're talking about mixed businesses. So many phone

1:02:13.120 --> 1:02:15.720
<v Speaker 2>calls abou various places you've seen, but one that really

1:02:15.760 --> 1:02:19.320
<v Speaker 2>stuck out was the here in Melbourne, two businesses under

1:02:19.360 --> 1:02:23.640
<v Speaker 2>one roof, pet crematorium, car mechanics. We speak to a

1:02:23.680 --> 1:02:25.600
<v Speaker 2>guy who's at the center of it. Works there. His

1:02:25.720 --> 1:02:28.440
<v Speaker 2>wife came up with the idea. That's about fifteen minutes time.

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<v Speaker 2>Patsy actually just said to us about you know, and

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<v Speaker 2>I've been through this before with I've got ashes of

1:02:33.360 --> 1:02:35.520
<v Speaker 2>vire died a couple of years ago. Well, when they

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<v Speaker 2>put them in the cauldron, I don't think they put

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<v Speaker 2>them in a cauldron in the speak with all that

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<v Speaker 2>boiler on your head and the you know, all the

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<v Speaker 2>worry about the poultice of what have you gone? Medieval?

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<v Speaker 5>They don't starts like a couple of witches working out

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<v Speaker 5>the back there tired.

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<v Speaker 2>Head by mister tingos see the way she in there

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<v Speaker 2>to a microphone like a trustee news with the furnace.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, it's expensive to get your pectromated, of course

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<v Speaker 2>a fortune. Yeah, when I don't passed away. They go

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<v Speaker 2>as two options. The cheaper option is part of a mass.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, mass cauldrons apart or you can tape.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you tape?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I went for the upgraded one. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you get sucked in.

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<v Speaker 2>Wound and I don't know that they're just chuck him

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<v Speaker 2>in with a lot of other animals, sniff the ashes

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<v Speaker 2>and go there's half a terrapin in here and an

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<v Speaker 2>eighth of a parrot. I wouldn't know. All right, Okay

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<v Speaker 2>today is that what time waste? After a minor car praying? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>that's o the front there radio station involving me, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>smash movies, Jack, you're ready to mark, ready to go?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? The best ones don't forget the best one

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<v Speaker 2>goes to see Queen plus Adam Lambert next week, Amy Park,

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<v Speaker 2>Charlie's Bingals, Silver plus Muzzle and Cranbourne Crashed in the Future,

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<v Speaker 2>Silver Crash, a Blancer, Civil Plush nice. I like that

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<v Speaker 2>ring uh toeing private rhymee. That's funny, it's broken down. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a Civil plus Nicole, caddy Stack Bronze you Amy

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<v Speaker 2>and Dupree, Clever Insurance, Sivil plus world Mark and Frankston South.

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<v Speaker 2>That doesn't work, claims trains and automobiles. That does work,

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<v Speaker 2>Gold Wayne in Sunshine, well done. Uh, once upon a

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<v Speaker 2>time at the panel Beaters, Gold, Pete and Corfield were done.

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<v Speaker 2>Tango and Smash, Silver Stacks in the City, Silver Dings

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<v Speaker 2>in the hood S, Bronze Bingle all the way, Gold Django,

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<v Speaker 2>Ue inshured Gold You didn't put your name on that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's really good.

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<v Speaker 2>You who send that in with the last three digits

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<v Speaker 2>of your mobile one nine two? That is really funny,

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<v Speaker 2>very smart, Chango Uninsured is clever, Fender bender like Beckham,

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<v Speaker 2>as is you Liz in Campbellfield Silver plus Forest Bump,

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<v Speaker 2>Silver Gone with a ding Silver The fault in our

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<v Speaker 2>cars gold Yeah, rah In Epping very good. Meet the

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<v Speaker 2>Wreckers Bronze. Okay, who gets the pretty smart one today?

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<v Speaker 3>I love claims trains and autami biles, but Janego Uninsured

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<v Speaker 3>is our winner today.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you have to go and see Queen plus Adam Lambert.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast God.

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<v Speaker 2>One at four point three Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>go back eight days on five topic Tuesday. One of

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<v Speaker 2>the things we were looking at was mixed businesses. You

1:05:40.760 --> 1:05:43.600
<v Speaker 2>often see this around town where it's not just one thing,

1:05:43.640 --> 1:05:46.280
<v Speaker 2>it's two things. And we have some great calls. One

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<v Speaker 2>that was about the there was a cafe taxidermy. There

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<v Speaker 2>was also the burger place that does your tax returns.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the one that we keep coming back to

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<v Speaker 2>is the pet kremitor him and the mechanic car mechanics

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<v Speaker 2>and pet Crematorium. And on the line now eight days

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<v Speaker 2>later from talking about this, we have Kevin who actually

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<v Speaker 2>works there.

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin, good morning, Good morning, Christian.

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<v Speaker 14>How are you love the show? You've always had a

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<v Speaker 14>lot of laughs, brilliant, Thank.

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<v Speaker 2>You very much mate.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, listen, we've been fascinated by your business.

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<v Speaker 2>A few people are Is it genuinely pet crematorium an

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<v Speaker 2>your car mechanics?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, But what came first?

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<v Speaker 14>Well, I've been a mechanic for more years than I

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<v Speaker 14>care to remember, and when my my wife retired from

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<v Speaker 14>RAC the Road Service as a dispatcher, and she decided

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<v Speaker 14>we decided that for some research to open our own crematorium.

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<v Speaker 2>Now we've all done research online. What research allegends, well,

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<v Speaker 2>goes a bit like this.

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<v Speaker 14>There are I think about ten, maybe twelve of these

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<v Speaker 14>services available on the whole state. So it's a feeling narrow.

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<v Speaker 14>And we had to get the right equipment, which happens

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<v Speaker 14>to be locally made. And yeah, see a bit of

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<v Speaker 14>money invested in it the while we go.

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<v Speaker 2>So can you do this right?

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<v Speaker 5>Can I come and get my car serviced?

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<v Speaker 2>But at the same time a beloved cat or a

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<v Speaker 2>dog or a parakeet be cremated.

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<v Speaker 14>With the proper rangemus? Yes, no problems. It takes about

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<v Speaker 14>four hours to do the cremation and probably about half

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<v Speaker 14>that to do the car service. But in winter time,

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<v Speaker 14>I have a centrally hated workshop.

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<v Speaker 2>Wrong the world crematorium essentrally heated don't belong together.

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<v Speaker 5>But it's very hot right there?

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<v Speaker 2>And can what about if I come in? I'm very upset,

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<v Speaker 2>my beloved dog has passed away. My shit's here.

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<v Speaker 5>But then you also go, hey, listen, we can sort

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<v Speaker 5>this out for you. That car's looking a bit dirty.

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<v Speaker 2>What about a valet?

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<v Speaker 14>Well, after being an URSA road service patrolmans for twenty years, yeah,

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<v Speaker 14>I do tend to get oh, hanging a second, that's

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<v Speaker 14>something wrong with your car. But I don't tried to

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<v Speaker 14>run up business.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't need to, right, And so was it your

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<v Speaker 5>wife's genius idea?

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<v Speaker 14>This bit of both? Actually?

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<v Speaker 5>And how's it going?

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<v Speaker 14>Absolute hammer and tongs. I could have could have gone,

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<v Speaker 14>it's really hot and going like that.

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<v Speaker 2>But well, okay, and what have you done this morning?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you been picking up some more?

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<v Speaker 14>Well, unfortunately I had to go to the Melbourne Aquarium

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<v Speaker 14>and pick up two penguins, king penguin and a gen

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<v Speaker 14>two penguin that unfortunately passed away the other day.

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<v Speaker 2>Who did you pick up? I know a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>them there.

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<v Speaker 14>Well, if you notice Sebastian king penguin as well, we

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<v Speaker 14>had a good friend called Finn. Yeah, exactly. Well, they're

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<v Speaker 14>here to be processed and returned.

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<v Speaker 3>In a couple of days, and what did the aquarium do? Withes?

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<v Speaker 14>They are going to take them down to the beach

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<v Speaker 14>and release them.

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<v Speaker 2>That's lovely, beautiful in the gift shop as a paperweight,

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<v Speaker 2>An told you if.

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<v Speaker 14>You really want, because it's one of the little services

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<v Speaker 14>that we have. Exactly, I can't actually get that done.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a nice way.

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<v Speaker 3>So your pet lives on together as a paperwork, your pet,

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<v Speaker 3>not the penguins.

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<v Speaker 2>Fin and I were actually pretty good buddies. After some days,

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<v Speaker 2>after a bad show, I go down there and just

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<v Speaker 2>tap on his little window and have a wave and

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<v Speaker 2>he flappers at left wing at me tomorrow wager won

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<v Speaker 2>those gorgeous hidden they have all right, well, Kevin, thank

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<v Speaker 2>you very much. Give us a cool this morning. What

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<v Speaker 2>is the name of the business.

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<v Speaker 14>It is called Elysium Fields, which is the Roman legend

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<v Speaker 14>of heaven.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot came out of.

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<v Speaker 5>That research session on the computer.

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<v Speaker 6>And this.

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<v Speaker 2>Heaven. It's a great greasy kar mechant there in heaven

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<v Speaker 2>and crematorium.

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<v Speaker 14>No, no, they won't let us up, all right, Kevin,

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<v Speaker 14>thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 2>Cool. And what's the name of your wife? Say? How

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<v Speaker 2>do you want?

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<v Speaker 14>I watch Julie and she used the boss she rounded business.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, thank you very much for giving us a goal.

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<v Speaker 14>All right now, thank you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Alright, p Sebastian and.

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